AGW IN YOUR FACE: CORPORATE PURSUIT Madison Square Garden - 3/13/99 (the following, er, promotional stunt is thought of and done completely by Jeremiah (Goldberg) and Josh (LPBs). I had absolutely nothing to do with it tho I wish I had. Heh heh. Enjoy.) *As the scene opens, we see Jimmy Crush and ALL in an...announcer's booth? Yes, everyone's favorite fatass and the crazy tag team are set to announce a PPV fight. Apparently, Joe Promoter needed someone with wrestling experience to announce...and when he couldn't find anyone suitable, he grabbed them off the streets. Jimmy Crush turns to the camera.* Jimmy Crush: Hi everyone, and welcome to a sold-out Madison Square Garden, where tonight, we will see the grudge match of the...um, moment...as unruly talk-show host Regis Philbin takes on his partner in crime's young son, Cody Gifford!!! I'm 'The Prodigy' Jimmy Crush, along with ALL, Stephen Eggerton and Chad Price. Eggerton: Thanks Jimmy, this should be one hell of a fight. We've got a tough young kid who has been trained well and sheltered even better by his mother, Kathie Lee Gifford. And then in the other corner, we have the increasingly insane and confrontational 'Extreme' Regis Philbin. Chad, what are your thoughts about tonight's fight? Price: Well Steve, tonight's match is gonna be all about outside influences. Can Regis keep his composure long enough to actually pin Cody? And can Cody function without his mom helping him with every step? I'm itching to find out... Crush: You should really get that checked out... Price: What? Crush: The itch...You should get it checked out... Price: Hey tons-of-fun, I was speaking figurative-like, o-tay? Crush: Yeah...anyways, let's go back to how this all started... *Video clip runs of Regis and Kathie Lee show.* Crush: Anyways, it started as the normally fun and loving set of Regis and Kathie Lee grew unbearable while Regis was making his slow transition from 'Lovable' to 'Extreme.' *Audio from the clip runs.* Kathie Lee: So anyways, he's so cute, my little Cody...so I took him for his 15th driving test the other day...he did so much better, he's so cute when he's crashing into parked cars...and the money I'm getting from my sweatshops in various Third World countries more than pays for all the damages. But that awful instructor failed him...and then he started to cry. He gave me a hug...and so I hired some goons... Regis: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT DAMN BRAT KID ALREADY!! You know, you never let him go out...you never let him be a man of the people like me...he'll never defend himself...because he can't get outta CONTROL!! Kathie Lee: Um...but my poor baby, what if he gets hurt?? Regis: Hey, you let 'Extreme'... Kathie Lee: AND STOP CALLING YOURSELF EXTREME!! The only thing that's extreme is how long it takes your doctor to remove the polyps from your colon... Regis: That's it!!! Why don't you train your kid, and in two weeks, he can prove that you taught your kid well...in an EXTREME match against 'EXTREME' Regis!!! I'd love to squash that little kid of yours...damn Devil Child... Kathie Lee: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT ONE, REG!! CAUSE AS SURE AS FRANK IS CHEATING ON ME RIGHT AT THIS VERY INSTANT, MY KID IS GONNA REMOVE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR BODY...IT'LL BE THE CUTEST THING HE'S EVER DONE...THEN I GET MY DREAM...'LIVE WITH KATHIE LEE AND CODY'...AN HOUR OF BABY TALK EVERYDAY... Regis: LISTEN, BITCH! WHEN I FINISH YOU OFF, JOY'S GONNA SIT IN HER NEW CO-HOST CHAIR EVERYDAY!! AND YOUR KID IS GONNA FALL VICTIM TO MY POWER...THAT'S IT!!! I'M OUTTA CONTROL!!!!! *End of the clip shows Kathie Lee running off the set crying as Regis throws furniture all over the set.* Crush: So, that's what sets up our match tonight. Before the fighters enter the arena, let's go over the rules for tonight. First off, this is a non-sanctioned match. This is a spin-the-wheel gimmick match...meaning that we will spin our lovely "Wheel o' Doom" located in the ring to see what special stipulations, if any, will be added to this match. There is no time limit...that means no chiropractic time-outs or potty breaks...until we have a winner. Price: That's right! So before we get to the action, we have a special guest here to sing the National Anthem! Accompanied by the 22nd Street Kazoo choir...Ladies and Gentlemen...Eddie Murphy...as Buckwheat!! *Eddie comes out in his typical Buckwheat garb circa Saturday Night Live 1983 and makes his way into the ring. He takes the mic and waits for the music.* Buckwheat: Oh gee, I so extited to de bere. Dis id debinedly an honbor, hit dat mudic badd dibecta!! "Oh tay tan du bee... dy ba dawnd' eardy nighd, but to poudby be hailt, ab t' tilibghd' labt geamin'... *Buckwheat Murphy scratches his head...* Oh dee, Alpapa, I pordet da wort's!!! Wha' be da wort's? I NOT KNOW!!!!!!!" *Jim Breuer then comes out as "Goatman" and picks up where Buckwheat left off.* Goatman: "And the rockets' red glaEEEEAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!! The bombs buUUUUUEEEEAAAAAA in EAAAAAAAEEEEAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!! Gave proof, through the niIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEAAAAAEZAEAEAEAEAAAAA, That our flaAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWWAAAAEEEEEAAA..." *Two scientists begin to shock Goatman with a cattle prod. Roseanne comes waddling out to finish the Song...* Roseanne: "O'er the land of the free 'an stuff.... And the home of the brave, I guess 'an stuff..." *The crowd can't boo...they're too busy laughing so hard.* Crush: *wiping away a tear* Price: Really got to you, huh? Crush: No, it's this onion that I'm slicing up for my burger.... Eggerton: Now there's a REAL surprise...your fat ass eating... Crush: Um, guys, there's more important stuff to refer to...we're about to find out who our special guest referee is!!! *Camera changes to a masked person standing in the ring.* Michael Buffer: And now...llllllllllllllllllllllet's find out who our special guest rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreferee is...he's helped millions of misguided fat women around the world lose weight quickly, then gain it back...he is America's famous fitness guru and androgenous as they come...here he is....RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHARD SIMMONS!!!! SIMMONS! *Back to the announcing booth, where both Eggerton and Price are looking at Jimmy Crush.* Crush: What? Do I have something on my face?? *Back to the ring, where Richard Simmons removes his mask and begins to run around the ring. He is hugging the various promoters, and even gives Michael Buffer a big kiss on the cheek before sitting on the turnbuckle and giving one section of the crowd a very sickening view of what lies under those short shorts...* Michael Buffer: And now....Jimmyjohn Sports Entertainment Presents....the grudge match of the moment...a 'Spin the Wheel' match...for unparalleled dominance of the 35+ dynamic of the Neilsen ratings....and now. Ladies and Gentlemen, are you ready??? I said, ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY!!!!!! Then, for the tens in attendance...and the three girls, watching at home in Hoboken... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLE!!!! *"Baby Beluga plays over the loudspeaker as Cody enters...he walks down the aisle, aided the whole way by Kathie Lee's firm yet gentle grip on his ear. As she drags him down the aisle, Buffer begins his introduction.* Buffer: First off...fighting out of the red corner....it's hard to believe that this little tyke just came into our lives such a short time ago. Standing 6'1", weighing 210 lbs., here he is...the little master of destruction...or so his mom says...CODY GIFFORD! GIFFORD! *As they approach the ring, Richard Simmons jumps out of the ring. He runs down to stop the two approaching with microphone in hand...* Richard Simmons: First off, I'd like everyone to buy my new tape..."Sweatin' to the Opera"...the Three Tenors started on this tape...they have such a wonderful story...it just brings tears to my eyes.... Kathie Lee: Hey fruitcake...if you've got something to say to me and my little boy before WE kick Reg's hemmoroidal ass... Richard Simmons: Actually...I'm gonna give you a first hand experience with "helping"...now this is between Reg and Cody ONLY. Now I know that I can't keep you away...unless we lock you up...and that's what we're going to do...in a cage above the ring, honey! Not only that, but I got two really beautiful people...they work in your sweatshops...they spent all their money on my tapes so they could learn to eat less and survive well on their meager salaries...so Kathie Lee, you're gonna get to spend some time with these two...and tell them why they don't deserve more money!! Jimmy Crush: Man, I never knew Simmons had such a wonderful heart... Price: Are you kidding me? Those porkers are gonna tear her apart!!! Eggerton: No, Chad, I've gotta agree with Jimmy...doing that to Kathie Lee is gonna benefit all of us... Crush: Yeah, I wouldn't be able to eat knowing that she didn't get her punishment. *Price and Eggerton glare at Jimmy Crush again.* Crush: What? Did I fart? *Kathie Lee steps into the cage. She just glares at the poor sweatshop workers and sits in the corner of the cage, pouting. She keeps yelling at Cody, "it'll be okay honey, mommy's right up here..." but Cody looks distraught. He begins to cry...and not just little tears, a full, blown out temper tantrum. Meanwhile, the camera pans to the entryway. "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred (ooc: can you believe that I remembered the name of that damn group?) blares over the speakers as Regis Philbin emerges. He is wearing a Superman outfit. It has a big emblazoned "E" on the chest. Regis also has a basket on his arm...of Joy's good old Buttermilk Biscuits. He throws them to the crowd, all the while screaming "I'm outta CONTROL!!* Jimmy Crush: Man, I could sure go for one of those right now... *Price and Eggerton glare at Jimmy yet again. Jimmy Crush looks behind him, as if there's someone else there...* Michael Buffer: And his opponent...fighting out of the blue corner...this man has had years of experience doing...well...um...so anyways, he's the co-host of the TV Talk Show "Live With Regis and Kathie Lee"...but under the seemingly insane facade lies an even darker power which he will unleash on his opponent tonight...ladies and gentlemen, here he is...."EXTREME" RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREGIS PHILBIN! PHILBIN! Price: Regis looks pumped tonight...Cody looks like someone took his bottle... Eggerton: Someone DID take his bottle...it was Kathie Lee...she's using it to pacify her friends in the cage... Crush: Well I know that could work for me... *Price and Eggerton start to laugh. Jimmy joins in a few seconds later, uneasily...* Crush: Hey guys, what are we laughing at? *Dead silence as the ring clears out. Richard Simmons is standing near the Wheel 'o Doom.* Simmons: And now...all you Streisand fans out there...all you young men who seem to follow me around...all you talk show hosts who pick on me...LOOK AT ME NOW, BABY! THIS IS THE BIGTIME!! OH BEAUTIFUL, FOR SPACIOUS SKIES... *Crowd groans and begins to boo as Simmons begins his touching "American Medley."* Simmons: DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA! JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIVE HERE! I LOVE THE MEN THERE...I LOVE THE BEEF CATTLE...YOU KEEP THAT PROMISE... Crush: Wait a minute! There's someone in a ski mask behind Richard Simmons with a crowbar!! *The masked man winds up with the crowbar...then drops it and instead levels Simmons with a series of kicks to the midsection and head of the fallen fitness guru.* Price: Wait...that style...there's only one like it...it's... *The man unmasks to reveal that he is Billy Blanks, kickboxer and creator of the Tae-Bo workout routine. Kim Alexis jumps over the railing and grabs a microphone.* Alexis: That's right folks...for only three payments of $19.95, you too can have the ability to level Richard Simmons from behind. There are a few vendors walking through the crowd... Blanks: That's right Kim...remember, there are many ways to take out an efeminate fitness freak...but there's only one........TAE-BO!!!!!!!!! *The Tae-Bo vendors are mauled by people who want to be able to level Richard Simmons that easily.* Eggerton: Amazing!!! But now...who's gonna be our referee?? Price: Good question. It looks as though the back-up referee is making their way to the ring now...it is no other than...Patrick Stewart? Why? Crush: Well, the promoters are huge Trekkies, and would do anything to get Patrick Stewart backstage to ask him questions...they made him the back-up, figuring Simmons would get past the pre-fight introductions. Patrick Stewart has made his way to the wheel... Stewart: *spinning the wheel* Mr. Worf, warp speed... Price: Wow, that was a good spin...it's still going...it's stopped on a...Stairway to Hell Match!!! Crush: Oh man, oh man, OH MAN... Eggerton: Excited? Crush: OH MAN, OH MAN...*pulls out a newspaper*...PIZZA HUT COUPONS!!! Price: Oh, GREAT. Eggerton: So, normal pinfalls and submissions count...the one catch: in the middle of the ring there will be a 25-foot ladder with barbed wire hanging above it...and trust me, there are NO RUBBER TIPS on this. These guys may not be professionals, but this definitely ain't WCW. Price: Wait a second...a dorky, tall, enraged man in a yellow suit and red cape has just hopped in the ring...IT'S HOWARD STERN AS FARTMAN!!! Fartman: Oh Kathie Lee, Kathie Lee, I can see up your flimsily manufactured dress, now I'll have something to fantasize tonight...and speaking of fantasies...your two fat pals are fantasizing about food right now...so Kathie...enjoy THIS, compliments of the chef... *Stern thrusts his arms into the air. The arena goes dark. When the lights come back on, Fartman is gone, only leaving a could of...anyways, suspended next to the cage on each side are huge roast chickens. The two friends begin to salivate at this...and they make the cage swing back and forth violently as they struggle to get the food.* Crush: Patrick Stewart's about to give the pre-fight instructions... Stewart: A' right, I'm a lookin' for a good clean donnybrook. I'ont want any brayin' or lollygaggin'. And no jokes about Loch Lomond. Now you lassies...LET'S GET IT ON!!! *The bell rings.* Crush: Well here we go...the competitors seem distracted...Regis is just running around the ring....Cody's asking his mom for advice... Price: Geez, that cage doesn't look good...I haven't seen anyone swinging like that since Jimmy's mom... Crush: Yeah, I haven't eith...HEY!! Eggerton: Finally, Regis goes after Cody...Cody stands up...they tie up... Price: Looks like Regis is getting control... Crush: No, he's outta CONTROL. Price: To our customers, ignore Jimmy...and Regis applies a headlock... Eggerton: And Cody tickles him...that's a strange tactic, it only seems to be getting Regis angry... Crush: Regis with a bulldog!! Cody is in pain!! Eggerton: Regis isn't letting up though...he pulls Cody back up...sets him up for a suplex...Cody blocks it...Cody blocks it?!?!?!?!?!? Price: And he hits Regis with a picture perfect front-layout suplex!! Wow, did you see the impact on that?? Crush: I can't believe it...Regis jumps right back to his feet...uh-oh...I know that look...Regis is losing control... Price: Cody seems to be distracted...oh no!! It's one of those new four foot Furbies!! It's sitting right in the front row!! Eggerton: Cody's totally caught off guard...Regis comes up behind him...INVERTED DDT!! Cody's not moving!!! Crush: Regis begins to climb the ladder...he seems to be having trouble... Eggerton: Everyone knows Reg is afraid of heights...the 'Extreme' one is scared at about five feet.... Price: Cody's up now...he looks up and sees his mom...he's going up the other side of the ladder... Crush: He's flying!! He really wants to get to his mom!! This is incredible!! He's almost at the top!! Price: Oh no...he's ignoring the barbed wire...he's clawing at the cage!!! Eggerton: He accidentally bumped the barbed wire...oh no!! It opened up a gash on his forearm!! Cody: *sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Crush: He's hurt and he's pissed!! Wait...Kathie Lee is beckoning him...she's kissing his boo-boo!! Isn't that cute?? Price: I think I'm gonna hurl... Eggerton: The barbed wire has fallen to the ring below. Regis has made it down from the ladder...finally... Crush: By the way, the Regis Philbin climbing down the ladder moment was brought to you by Depends Undergarments!! Depends, because even athletes need protection... Price: Regis is looking up at Cody...oh no...he's got that evil look in his eyes... Eggerton: OH NO!!! REGIS JUST PUSHED THE LADDER OUT FROM UNDER CODY!! CODY'S HANGING ON BY ONE ARM!! Crush: His mom's got hold of his hand...she's trying to calm him down... Kathie Lee: Relax honey, it's gonna be okay...I'll sing you a song... Hush little twenty-something, don't say a word... Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird... And if that mockingbird don't sing... Momma's gonna put you in a wrestling ring... And if you don't beat Reg, by chance... Then momma will keep singing and put him in a trance... Price: Unbelievable!! Kathie Lee's shrill lullaby is bending the bars of the steel cage!!! If this keeps up, she'll get out, and Regis will be in deep trouble!! Eggerton: He's actually already in trouble...he's gone out of CONTROL again and he's actually cutting himself with the barbed wire!! He sets up a table...and throws himself through it onto the barbed wire!! Crush: That's gonna increase the ol' proctologist bill... Eggerton: Kathie Lee has almost got the bars open enough to squeeze out... Kathie Lee: An' if that little bitch don't dance... Then momma will write your name in your underpants... Eggerton: Wait a second...look at the Jumbotron, someone just put a video on...OH MY GOD!! IT'S THE VIDEO OF FRANK GIFFORD AND SUSAN JOHNSTON!! Price: Who is despicable enough to do this?? Crush: Here comes the culprit...it's no other than...CASSIDY GIFFORD??!?!?!?!?!? Eggerton: That's what happens when you pay too much attention to one kid...Kathie Lee has her eyes on the Jumbotron...her grip on Cody is loosening... Crush: SHE JUST DROPPED HIM!!! KATHIE LEE JUST DROPPED CODY THROUGH THE DAMN RING!!! Eggerton: UNBELIEVABLE!!! Meanwhile, I don't think she realizes just how hungry those people in the cage with her really are... *The friends of Richard Simmons reach through the openings in the bars and grab the chicken. They eat quickly and sloppily, disregarding all manners.* Kathie Lee: Swine! Keep your mouth closed when you chew!! Sit up straight!! DON'T WIPE YOUR HANDS ON MY DRESS!!! Crush: Who would've thought that the polyester skirt she was wearing would make a good napkin...they're taking her clothes... Eggerton: THIS IS INCREDIBLE!! Back in the ring...Regis is a mess, but he's still running around beating on himself...wait! He's signaling...he's gonna throw himself out of the ring!! Price: Cody's up, amazingly...he's got his eye on that Furby again...he grabs it and tries to lift it over the guard rail... Crush: IT FALLS ON HIM!! HE CAN'T GET OUT!! Eggerton: Suicidal Regis is running toward the ropes...he jumps onto the Furby!! He's on top of Cody...he doesn't seem to be conscious... Price: Who, Regis or Cody? Eggerton: Neither! The Furby!! Crush: Where's the ref? Where is he?? Eggerton: Wait a minute...there's something going on next to the pile-up...it's Stewart!! He's beamed himself in!! He starts to count!! 1......................2...............................3!!! Crush: REGIS WINS!! REGIS WINS!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Price: Regis isn't moving!! He knocked himself out on the Furby's battery pack!!! Eggerton: Cody is bawling his eyes out!! It's not the Furby...he can see his mom...SHE'S NAKED!!! KATHIE LEE IS NAKED!!! Crush: And the once tentative talk show host doesn't seem to mind the presence of the fat people in the cage with her... Kathie Lee: That's not bad...*looks at the Jumbotron*...you can have him, he's too scaly for me anyways...I've learned a lesson today...you know, I thought I had everything...and I did...but then I got in Regis' way...so people, whatever you do, remember... DON'T F@#K WITH REGIS!!! Mmmmmm...Oh yeah...and also....BIG PEOPLE NEED LOVIN' TOO!! Jimmy....oh Jimmy Crush... Crush: Um, I've ah...gotta....go...tit... Price: Well, there you have it!! Regis scores a victory...Kathie scores with the fat people...Cody scores a new Furby...and Jimmy Crush scores for the first time!!! Eggerton: Incredible. For Chad Price and Jimmy Crush...GOOD NIGHT!!! (The above account is definitely based on real individuals. Any resemblance to characters real or fictional is definitely not a coincidence.) (scene opens with clips from last Smashfest, including Most Holy aiding the Dark Church, Hybrid outlasting Most Holy, the excellent match between the HCPB and the LPB, along with Paris holding his World Title in the air after beating Doc Holiday. The Madison Square Garden crowd is then shown screaming and cheering for the PPV to start. Mass amounts of fireworks go off and the AGW logo is written with flames on the wall. Pretty cool stuff.) VIOLET: Hello everyone, we are LIVE and in living color with AGW In Your Face!!! I am your host and AGW President, Violet Morris and with me for the second straight card is AGW Owner, Speed Racer. SPEED: Yeah, Jake should be out here sometime in the near future but I want to support my Corporate boys as much as I can. VIOLET: I_m sure. We have tons of great action ahead, such as Big and Smooth taking on the Legendary Pretty Boys, 2 great War Games matches and then of course, the main event as Gryphon gets one more shot at the World Title. SPEED: Yeah, Gryph can_t complain that he hadn_t gotten World title shots before. I have a feeling that WHEN he loses tonight, he will just go into a deep depression and retire. VIOLET: That_s what you HOPE happens. SPEED: HA!!! VIOLET: Well, after that debacle between Regis Philbin and the Gifford_s in our Free For All, we have our first actual match. The Black Bloods will go against Dungeon of Mediocrity members, Masked Fat Guy and Token Minority Jobber. This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 710 pounds... The Black Bloods Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 700 pounds... Token Minority Jobber and Masked Fat Guy #2 They lock up. Token Minority Jobber chops Abdullah the Butcher. Abdullah the Butcher punches Token Minority Jobber. Abdullah the Butcher chops Token Minority Jobber. Abdullah the Butcher executes a powerslam on Token Minority Jobber. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Abdullah the Butcher hits Token Minority Jobber with a slap. Abdullah the Butcher goes for a kneedrop, but Token Minority Jobber rolls out of the way. Masked Fat Guy #2 enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Papa Shango enters the ring and throws Masked Fat Guy #2 out of the ring. Papa Shango takes Token Minority Jobber down with a kick to the head. Token Minority Jobber bumps into Bowen Murphy. Abdullah the Butcher locks Token Minority Jobber in a sleeperhold. There is no referee there to ask Token Minority Jobber. Token Minority Jobber is struggling to reach the ropes. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Token Minority Jobber is inching his way towards the ropes. Abdullah the Butcher lets go after 17 seconds. Papa Shango leaves the ring. Abdullah the Butcher executes an elbowdrop on Token Minority Jobber. Abdullah the Butcher hits a powerslam on Token Minority Jobber. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Abdullah the Butcher goes for a sleeperhold, but Token Minority Jobber blocks it. Token Minority Jobber whips Abdullah the Butcher into the turnbuckle, but Abdullah the Butcher reverses it. Token Minority Jobber comes back and rocks Abdullah the Butcher with a kick to the midsection. Token Minority Jobber uses a kneelift on Abdullah the Butcher. Token Minority Jobber executes a jawbreaker on Abdullah the Butcher. Token Minority Jobber tags out to Masked Fat Guy #2. Masked Fat Guy #2 and Token Minority Jobber whip Abdullah the Butcher into the ropes. They hit Abdullah the Butcher with a double backdrop. Token Minority Jobber leaves the ring. Masked Fat Guy #2 catches Abdullah the Butcher in a camel clutch. Abdullah the Butcher is struggling to reach the ropes. Abdullah the Butcher is valiantly trying to break the hold. Abdullah the Butcher tries to escape the hold. Abdullah the Butcher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Masked Fat Guy #2 goes for a football tackle, but Abdullah the Butcher counters it with a DDT. Abdullah the Butcher is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout. Abdullah the Butcher tags out to Papa Shango. Abdullah the Butcher goes for a lariat, but Masked Fat Guy #2 counters it with an armbar submission. Masked Fat Guy #2 lets go after 12 seconds. Abdullah the Butcher leaves the ring. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Papa Shango with a knee to the back. Masked Fat Guy #2 nails Papa Shango with a faceslam. Masked Fat Guy #2 executes a power bomb on Papa Shango. Bowen Murphy counts: One, shoulder up. Masked Fat Guy #2 whips Papa Shango into the ropes, but Papa Shango reverses it. Papa Shango hits Masked Fat Guy #2 with a kick. Papa Shango gets a kneebar on Masked Fat Guy #2. Masked Fat Guy #2 is inching his way towards the ropes. Papa Shango lets go after 15 seconds. Papa Shango catches Masked Fat Guy #2 in a kneebar. Masked Fat Guy #2 reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Papa Shango goes for a spin kick, but Masked Fat Guy #2 ducks out of the way. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 chops Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 chops Papa Shango. Papa Shango chops Masked Fat Guy #2. Papa Shango chops Masked Fat Guy #2. Masked Fat Guy #2 chops Papa Shango. Papa Shango chops Masked Fat Guy #2. Papa Shango kicks Masked Fat Guy #2. Papa Shango hits Masked Fat Guy #2. Papa Shango hits a facerake on Masked Fat Guy #2. Papa Shango gives him a roundhouse right, but Masked Fat Guy #2 only stares at him. Masked Fat Guy #2 goes for a DDT, but Papa Shango counters it with a backdrop. Papa Shango goes for a kneebar, but Masked Fat Guy #2 blocks it. Masked Fat Guy #2 takes Papa Shango down with a headsmash into the turnbuckle. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 chops Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Papa Shango blocks it. Papa Shango gives him a spinning mule kick, but Masked Fat Guy #2 doesn't even care. Masked Fat Guy #2 throws Papa Shango out of the ring. Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Papa Shango reenters the ring. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Papa Shango with a chop. Token Minority Jobber enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Abdullah the Butcher enters the ring and lays out Token Minority Jobber. Papa Shango and Abdullah the Butcher whip Masked Fat Guy #2 into the ropes. They attempt to hit Masked Fat Guy #2 with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits them with a double clothesline. Abdullah the Butcher leaves the ring. Masked Fat Guy #2 uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits a DDT on Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 takes Papa Shango down with a double-axhandle chop. Masked Fat Guy #2 uses a reverse DDT on Papa Shango. Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits a football tackle on Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits a reverse DDT on Papa Shango. Bowen Murphy counts: One, shoulder up. Masked Fat Guy #2 goes for a kick to the head, but Papa Shango blocks it. Abdullah the Butcher enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Abdullah the Butcher nails Masked Fat Guy #2 with a lariat. Papa Shango hits a spinning mule kick on Masked Fat Guy #2. Papa Shango and Abdullah the Butcher whip Masked Fat Guy #2 into the ropes. They attempt to hit Masked Fat Guy #2 with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits them with a double clothesline. Abdullah the Butcher leaves the ring. Masked Fat Guy #2 gets a chokehold on Papa Shango. Papa Shango is valiantly trying to break the hold. Papa Shango is struggling to reach the ropes. Papa Shango reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Masked Fat Guy #2 gets a chokehold on Papa Shango. Papa Shango is valiantly trying to break the hold. Papa Shango reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 kicks Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 throws Papa Shango out of the ring. Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, three, Papa Shango reenters the ring. Masked Fat Guy #2 chops Papa Shango. Masked Fat Guy #2 chops Papa Shango. Papa Shango kicks Masked Fat Guy #2. Papa Shango hits Masked Fat Guy #2. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Papa Shango. Papa Shango chops Masked Fat Guy #2. Papa Shango throws Masked Fat Guy #2 out of the ring. Papa Shango goes through the ropes. Abdullah the Butcher comes over to make it two-on-one. Papa Shango and Abdullah the Butcher hit Masked Fat Guy #2 with a double roundhouse right. Papa Shango and Abdullah the Butcher hit Masked Fat Guy #2 with a double headbutt. Abdullah the Butcher executes a lariat on Masked Fat Guy #2. Papa Shango goes for a spinning mule kick, but Masked Fat Guy #2 counters it with a low blow. Masked Fat Guy #2 hits Papa Shango with an elbowsmash. Bowen Murphy counts: 1. Token Minority Jobber comes over to make it two-on-one. Token Minority Jobber goes for a dropkick, but Papa Shango side-steps and Token Minority Jobber only hits air. Papa Shango goes for a kick to the thigh, but Masked Fat Guy #2 blocks it. Masked Fat Guy #2 throws Papa Shango back into the ring. Masked Fat Guy #2 whips Papa Shango into the turnbuckle. Masked Fat Guy #2 uses a power bomb on Papa Shango. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Masked Fat Guy #2 goes for a back suplex, but Papa Shango turns in mid-air and lands on him. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Papa Shango complains about a slow count. Papa Shango tags out to Abdullah the Butcher. Abdullah the Butcher goes for a sleeperhold, but Masked Fat Guy #2 blocks it. Masked Fat Guy #2 tags out to Token Minority Jobber. Token Minority Jobber and Masked Fat Guy #2 hit Abdullah the Butcher with a double facerake. Papa Shango enters the ring and throws Masked Fat Guy #2 out of the ring. Abdullah the Butcher and Papa Shango hit Token Minority Jobber with a double headbutt. Papa Shango leaves the ring. Abdullah the Butcher nails Token Minority Jobber with a headbutt. Abdullah the Butcher nails Token Minority Jobber with a bodyslam. Abdullah the Butcher executes the Sudanese Elbowdrop on Token Minority Jobber. Abdullah the Butcher goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Masked Fat Guy #2 doesn't make it in time... three. The winners are The Black Bloods. Time of match: 0:10:15 ~~~~ SPEED: The fatty elbow wins it. If the Fat Guy wasn_t so damned fat, he would have been able to make the save. VIOLET: It_s only a matter of time before the Black Bloods ally with the Jobber to take out their supposed racist opponent, Dan Sexton. SPEED: Sexton IS a racist. Have you heard those comments? He called our other wrestlers a wop!!!! VIOLET: Do you know what a wop is? SPEED: I don_t think we_re allowed to say that on TV. VIOLET: *Sighs* Well, next up we have Malik Shabazz facing Ash Tre in a falls count anywhere matchup. SPEED: My man Ash is gonna wipe the mat, the floor and his ass with Shabazz. ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Qetesh... Fighting out of The Nation Of Islam... Weighing in at 300 pounds... "The Honorable" Malik Shabazz His opponent... Led to the ring by Rachel Morris... Hailing from New Orleans, Louisiana... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Ash Tre (A mysterious purple mist rises from the entranceway. A misty figure can be seen but can_t be made out. Ash and Malik start the match.) They lock up. Ash Tre whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Ash Tre with a shoulderblock. Malik Shabazz catches Ash Tre in the STF. Ash Tre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Malik Shabazz nails Ash Tre with a forearm smash. Malik Shabazz whips Ash Tre into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Ash Tre with a kick. Malik Shabazz attempts to place Ash Tre on the turnbuckle, but Ash Tre blocks it. Malik Shabazz whips Ash Tre into the turnbuckle, but Ash Tre reverses it. Ash Tre charges into the corner. Ash Tre hits a choke slam on Malik Shabazz. Ash Tre executes the Habit Breaker on Malik Shabazz. Ash Tre goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The winner is Ash Tre. Time of match: 0:01:04 ~~~~ SPEED: Yes!!! I told you Ash would.......HEY!!! (the arena lights go out for about 30 seconds. When they turn back on, a figure dressed in all black with a purple cape and a purple skull mask is seen in the ring, standing over the unconscious Ash Tre with both arms raised in the air. Shabazz gets up and pushes the masked man who swiftly responds by shooting a fireball seemingly from his hand. Shabazz writhes in pain and rolls to the outside. The mystery man asks for a mic and an attendant quickly complies.) Masked Man: Well, it_s good to see you again Ash. Good to see you down on the ground where you belong!! You know where I_ve been? I got put back in prison because you and Paris made me the fall guy for your dealings. VIOLET: What the hell is this maniac talking about? And someone get help for Shabazz!!! SPEED: Well, Michael Cole, our resident sissy interviewer is running to the ring. (The masked man starts to shoot another fireball at Cole, but realizes that it would just be a waste.) COLE: I heard you talking back there. You seem to know Ash Tre and Mark Paris? Do you know the other members of the Corporation too? Masked Man: FOOL!!! Of course I do. I used to wrestle in this league. Here, I_ll show you. (the Masked Man takes his purple skull mask off and reveals a familiar man with long red hair tied in a ponytail.) COLE: Oh my gosh, you are Johnny Blaze aren_t you? Masked Man: No, I USED to be Johnny Blaze. Now, I am Hellblazer. COLE: O...OK. So you have it in for the Corporation? Hellblazer: No, I have it in for Ash Tre mainly. Mark knows better than to mess with me so I won_t even bother. COLE: So you will feud with Ash and then what? (Blaze notices that Ash Tre is moving a bit.) Hellblazer: Excuse me for a sec. (Hellblazer goes to the ring apron. He springs off the ropes and comes off with a kneedrop right to the back of Ash Tre_s head knocking him back out.) Hellblazer: OK. No, after I feud with Ash, then you_ll see what I have in store. I_m not out to destroy the Corporation or the ACC. I have some pent up anger to dish out on this idiot below me. COLE: What allegiance are you? Any stables? Hellblazer: Oh, I didn_t tell you? I_m a member of the Dark Church. Obsidian came up to me and bailed me out of jail, and for that I owe the big bastard. Now I need to wash my hands. I_ve got Brimstone on them or some crap like that. (Hellblazer walks towards the ropes but gets a well placed boot to Ash_s head before leaving.) SPEED: Man, Blaze was the absolute weakest link in the LOS from last summer. He made Kid Inferno look like a good idea. VIOLET: And Blaze said he was now a member of the Dark Church? SPEED: Well, they_re the only losers who would take him. VIOLET: Man. Ash and Malik are both getting help to the back. We have some women_s wrestling up next. SPEED: The Corporate grunge chick, Erica Reid, will take on Susan Blake. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Hailing from Seattle, Washington... Weighing in at 145 pounds... Erica Reid Her opponent... Led to the ring by Sean Blake... Weighing in at 125 pounds... "Sexy" Susan Blake They lock up. Susan Blake goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Erica Reid counters it with a facerake. Erica Reid nails Susan Blake with a reverse DDT. Erica Reid executes the Split-Legged Moonsault on Susan Blake. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Erica Reid goes for a bulldog headlock, but Susan Blake throws her off. Erica Reid hits a brain buster on Susan Blake. Erica Reid catches Susan Blake in an armbar submission. Susan Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Erica Reid goes for the STF, but Susan Blake blocks it. Susan Blake goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Erica Reid counters it with a hiptoss. Erica Reid leaves the ring. She returns with a steel chain. Erica Reid nails Susan Blake with a Northern Lights suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Erica Reid takes a swing at Susan Blake with the steel chain, but she gets out of the way. Susan Blake snatches the steel chain from her. Susan Blake hits her with the steel chain. Derek Aston throws the steel chain out of the ring. Susan Blake goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Erica Reid blocks it. Erica Reid executes a back heel kick on Susan Blake. Erica Reid puts Susan Blake in a choke against the ropes. Susan Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Erica Reid uses a forearm to the back on Susan Blake. Erica Reid executes a bulldog headlock on Susan Blake. Erica Reid executes a flying kneedrop on Susan Blake. Erica Reid is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Erica Reid runs into the ropes. Erica Reid hits Susan Blake with a clothesline. Erica Reid fixes her hair. Erica Reid hits Susan Blake with a forearm to the back. Erica Reid takes Susan Blake down with a back heel kick. Erica Reid takes Susan Blake down with a Northern Lights suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Erica Reid goes for a German suplex, but Susan Blake blocks it. Susan Blake executes neck-scissors on Erica Reid. Susan Blake nails Erica Reid with a tornado DDT. Susan Blake leaves the ring. She returns with the Mace. Susan Blake nails Erica Reid with a backspin DDT. Susan Blake goes for an armdrag takedown, but Erica Reid blocks it. Erica Reid hits Susan Blake with a back heel kick. Erica Reid goes for a flying forearm, but Susan Blake ducks out of the way. Susan Blake hits Erica Reid. Susan Blake punches Erica Reid. Susan Blake chops Erica Reid. Susan Blake hits her with the Mace. Susan Blake hits a knee to the back on Erica Reid. Susan Blake yells "I'm the sexiest woman alive!!". Susan Blake whips Erica Reid into the ropes. Susan Blake nails Erica Reid with a belly-to-belly suplex. Susan Blake uses an armdrag takedown on Erica Reid. Susan Blake hits Erica Reid with an inverted atomic drop. Susan Blake executes a German suplex on Erica Reid. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Susan Blake complains about a slow count. Susan Blake goes for a kick to the midsection, but Erica Reid counters it with a legsweep. Erica Reid fixes her hair. Erica Reid whips Susan Blake into the ropes. Erica Reid misses with a kick. Erica Reid hits Susan Blake with a backdrop. Erica Reid goes for an Asai moonsault, but Susan Blake counters it with a Tombstone. Susan Blake leaves the ring. She returns with metal chair. Susan Blake hits her with the chair. Susan Blake nails Erica Reid with a kick to the midsection. Susan Blake executes a power bomb on Erica Reid. Susan Blake whips her into metal chair. Susan Blake goes for the Sexy Bomb, but Erica Reid counters it with a knee pull-up. Erica Reid whips Susan Blake into the ropes. Susan Blake nails Erica Reid with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Susan Blake hits a power bomb on Erica Reid. Susan Blake chokes her with metal chair. Susan Blake gives the sign for the Sexy Bomb. Susan Blake goes for the Sexy Bomb, but Erica Reid counters it with a roll away. Erica Reid goes for a bodyslam, but Susan Blake counters it with an elbowsmash. Susan Blake nails Erica Reid with a Hotshot. Susan Blake runs into the ropes. Erica Reid misses with a clothesline. Erica Reid executes an enzuigiri on Susan Blake. Erica Reid puts Susan Blake in a choke against the ropes. Susan Blake tries to escape the hold. Susan Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Erica Reid nails Susan Blake with a jumping side kick. Erica Reid whips Susan Blake into the ropes. Susan Blake misses with a shoulderblock. Susan Blake goes for a lariat, but Erica Reid counters it with a crucifix. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Erica Reid hits Susan Blake with a DDT. Erica Reid hits Susan Blake with a forearm to the back. Erica Reid hits Susan Blake with a back heel kick. Erica Reid nails Susan Blake with a bulldog headlock. Erica Reid gives the sign for the Split-Legged Moonsault. Erica Reid executes the Split-Legged Moonsault on Susan Blake. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Sean Blake distracts Derek Aston. Erica Reid goes for a bodyslam, but Susan Blake counters it with an elbowsmash. Susan Blake throws her through metal chair. Susan Blake uses neck-scissors on Erica Reid. Susan Blake gets a clawhold on Erica Reid. There is no referee there to ask Erica Reid. Derek Aston is back on the job. Erica Reid is valiantly trying to break the hold. Erica Reid tries to escape the hold. Erica Reid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Susan Blake gives the sign for the Sexy Bomb. Susan Blake executes the Sexy Bomb on Erica Reid. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Susan Blake leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Susan Blake sets up the chair. Susan Blake hits a power bomb onto the chair on Erica Reid. Susan Blake executes the Sexy Bomb on Erica Reid. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The winner is Susan Blake. Time of match: 0:08:30 ~~~~~ VIOLET: What a closer!!! Blake hit Reid with the Sexy Bomb but Reid kicked out. So Blake set a chair up, and hit Reid with a power bomb onto it. SPEED: That knocked Reid out but Blake, for show, went for the Sexy Bomb again and won it. Damn, I placed a hundred bucks on Erica too. VIOLET: LOSER!! SPEED: Well, Erica is still THE top female wrestler in the AGW. VIOLET: Says you. I say it_s Zoe or Qetesh. SPEED: Qetesh? She hasn_t done anything in months. VIOLET: That_s YOUR opinion. SPEED: Damn right. This next one is a match I signed. ALL and the CoP seem to still have it in for one another, so I decided to let them go at it one more time. This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 615 pounds... ALL Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 570 pounds... Conveyors Of Pain They lock up. Max Wagner executes a European uppercut on Stephen Eggerton. Max Wagner chops Stephen Eggerton. Max Wagner hits Stephen Eggerton. Stephen Eggerton punches Max Wagner. Stephen Eggerton hits Max Wagner. Stephen Eggerton throws Max Wagner out of the ring. Stephen Eggerton goes through the ropes. Stephen Eggerton is handed a broom stick. Stephen Eggerton hits him with the broom stick. Stephen Eggerton whips Max Wagner into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Stephen Eggerton throws Max Wagner over the guardrail. Stephen Eggerton whips Max Wagner into the guardrail. Stephen Eggerton takes Max Wagner down with a chop. Chad Price comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton comes over and lays out Chad Price. Dan Sexton hits Stephen Eggerton with a lariat. Max Wagner uses a bridging back suplex on Stephen Eggerton. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Max Wagner complains about a slow count. Max Wagner whips Stephen Eggerton into the guardrail. Max Wagner goes for a Frankensteiner, but Stephen Eggerton counters it with a tiger driver. Rich McKinnon counts: One, shoulder up. Stephen Eggerton takes Max Wagner down with a chop. Chad Price comes over to make it two-on-one. Stephen Eggerton and Chad Price hit Max Wagner with a double kneebreaker. Dan Sexton comes over and lays out Chad Price. Dan Sexton hits Stephen Eggerton with a dropkick. Max Wagner goes for a bridging back suplex, but Stephen Eggerton counters it with an elbowsmash. Dan Sexton comes over, but gets cut off. Stephen Eggerton and Chad Price hit Max Wagner with a double back suplex. Stephen Eggerton chokes him with a broom stick. Max Wagner is busted wide open. Chad Price comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton comes over and lays out Chad Price. Dan Sexton uses a flying fistdrop on Stephen Eggerton. Max Wagner goes for a full nelson, but Stephen Eggerton counters it with a go-behind. In turn, Max Wagner counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Stephen Eggerton is valiantly trying to break the hold. Max Wagner lets go after 13 seconds. Max Wagner goes for a kick to the thigh, but Stephen Eggerton counters it with a dragon screw. Chad Price comes over to make it two-on-one. Stephen Eggerton and Chad Price hit Max Wagner with a double faceslam. Stephen Eggerton takes a swing at Max Wagner with the broom stick, but he gets out of the way. Max Wagner snatches the broom stick from him. Max Wagner hits him with the broom stick. They're brawling up the aisle. Max Wagner knocks Stephen Eggerton into the ringpost. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Max Wagner and Dan Sexton hit Stephen Eggerton with a double flying kneedrop. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Chad Price comes over and lays out Dan Sexton. Stephen Eggerton is handed the guitar. Stephen Eggerton hits him with the guitar. Stephen Eggerton gets an octopus hold on Max Wagner. Max Wagner is valiantly trying to break the hold. Max Wagner tries to escape the hold. Max Wagner breaks the hold after 22 seconds. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton hits a flying fistdrop on Stephen Eggerton. Max Wagner goes for a bridging back suplex, but Stephen Eggerton counters it with an elbowsmash. Stephen Eggerton hits him with the guitar. They're brawling inside the ring area. Max Wagner takes Stephen Eggerton down with an earringer. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Chad Price comes over and lays out Dan Sexton. Stephen Eggerton whips Max Wagner into the guardrail. Stephen Eggerton hits him with the guitar. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Max Wagner nails Stephen Eggerton with a dropkick. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Max Wagner and Dan Sexton hit Stephen Eggerton with a double flying kneedrop. Chad Price comes over and lays out Dan Sexton. Stephen Eggerton and Chad Price hit Max Wagner with a double faceslam. They're brawling inside the ring area. Stephen Eggerton throws Max Wagner over the guardrail. Chad Price comes over to make it two-on-one. Stephen Eggerton and Chad Price hit Max Wagner with a double back suplex. Stephen Eggerton and Chad Price hit Max Wagner with a double back suplex. Stephen Eggerton is handed a cheese grater. Stephen Eggerton hits him with the cheese grater. Stephen Eggerton hits an earringer on Max Wagner. Stephen Eggerton whips Max Wagner into the guardrail. Stephen Eggerton hits Max Wagner with a backbreaker. Chad Price comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton comes over, but gets cut off. Dan Sexton gets back up and lays out Chad Price. Max Wagner and Dan Sexton hit Stephen Eggerton with a double forearm smash. Max Wagner is handed a baseball bat. Max Wagner hits him with the baseball bat. Stephen Eggerton is busted wide open. Max Wagner is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Max Wagner locks Stephen Eggerton in a half Boston. Max Wagner lets go after 16 seconds. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Chad Price comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton comes over, but gets cut off. Stephen Eggerton whips Max Wagner into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Stephen Eggerton reenters the ring. Max Wagner follows him back in. Stephen Eggerton gives the sign for the Somery. Stephen Eggerton gives the sign for the Somery. Stephen Eggerton executes the Somery on Max Wagner. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. The winners are ALL. Time of match: 0:07:25 ~~~~~ SPEED: Well, he graced us all with two signals for his finishers. You_d think Wagner would have gotten up but I think Max is too used to laying on the mat. VIOLET: ALL get a well deserved victory in that one. We have our first title match of the night now. SPEED: Yeah, those idiot Hardcore Pretty Boys have to get through not only the Disaster Brothers but their own allies, The Sociopaths!!! HA!!! There is NO way the HCPB will come away with the gold. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team triangle match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW U.S. Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 657 pounds... KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense Their opponents... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Disaster Brothers Their opponents... Led to the ring by 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson and Jessica Carter... At a total combined weight of 713 pounds... The AGW U.S. Tag Team Champions... Hardcore Pretty Boys They lock up. Joaquin Campos chops Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos chops Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos gets an airplane spin on Paul Vega. Paul Vega is valiantly trying to break the hold. Paul Vega tries to escape the hold. Paul Vega summons one last burst of energy. Derek Aston asks Paul Vega if he's still there. Paul Vega nods. Paul Vega breaks the hold after 16 seconds. Paul Vega whips Joaquin Campos into the turnbuckle. Paul Vega takes Joaquin Campos down with a lariat. Paul Vega throws Joaquin Campos out of the ring. Paul Vega goes through the ropes. Paul Vega whips Joaquin Campos into the guardrail. Paul Vega uses a slingshot legdrop on Joaquin Campos. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Paul Vega and Sean Blake hit Joaquin Campos with a double faceslam. Sean Blake goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Joaquin Campos ducks out of the way. Joaquin Campos executes a diving shoulderblock on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos attempts a springboard legdrop, but slips and falls. Joaquin Campos hits Paul Vega with a flying axhandle. Joaquin Campos hits Paul Vega with a Russian legsweep. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star hits Paul Vega with the Running Forearm Smash. Joaquin Campos takes Paul Vega down with an inverted power bomb. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Sean Blake comes over and lays out Alex Star. Paul Vega throws Joaquin Campos back into the ring. Paul Vega nails Joaquin Campos with a sitdown faceslam. Paul Vega hits Joaquin Campos with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Joaquin Campos tags out to Kommon Sense. Kommon Sense whips Paul Vega into the ropes. Kommon Sense goes for a choke slam, but Paul Vega counters it with a kick to the midsection. Paul Vega leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Paul Vega runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Paul Vega uses a leaping swinging DDT on Kommon Sense. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Paul Vega tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake and Paul Vega whip Kommon Sense into the ropes. They hit Kommon Sense with a double clothesline. Sean Blake and Paul Vega whip Kommon Sense into the ropes. They hit Kommon Sense with a double clothesline. Paul Vega leaves the ring. Sean Blake uses a swinging neckbreaker on Kommon Sense. Sean Blake nails Kommon Sense with a faceslam. Sean Blake whips Kommon Sense into the ropes. Sean Blake misses with a clothesline. Sean Blake hits Kommon Sense with an elbow. Sean Blake tags out to Paul Vega. Paul Vega goes for a DDT, but Kommon Sense counters it with a backdrop. Kommon Sense tags out to KC "Loose" Cannon. Kommon Sense enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Sean Blake enters the ring and throws Kommon Sense out of the ring. Paul Vega and Sean Blake whip KC "Loose" Cannon into the ropes. They hit KC "Loose" Cannon with a double elbowsmash. Sean Blake leaves the ring. Paul Vega goes for a lariat, but KC "Loose" Cannon blocks it. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. KC "Loose" Cannon runs into the ropes. KC "Loose" Cannon hits a rolling kick on Paul Vega. KC "Loose" Cannon executes the Guillotene Moonsault Legdrop on Paul Vega. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. KC "Loose" Cannon kicks Paul Vega. KC "Loose" Cannon hits Paul Vega. KC "Loose" Cannon hits Paul Vega with a double-axhandle chop. KC "Loose" Cannon takes Paul Vega down with a low blow. KC "Loose" Cannon whips Paul Vega into the ropes. KC "Loose" Cannon hits Paul Vega with a backdrop. KC "Loose" Cannon throws Paul Vega out of the ring. KC "Loose" Cannon goes through the ropes. Kommon Sense comes over to make it two-on-one. KC "Loose" Cannon executes a flying headbutt on Paul Vega. Kommon Sense executes a short lariat on Paul Vega. KC "Loose" Cannon goes for an enzuigiri, but Paul Vega ducks out of the way. Paul Vega is handed branding iron. Paul Vega hits him with the iron. Paul Vega hits KC "Loose" Cannon with a spinning leg lariat. Paul Vega hits him with the iron. Paul Vega knocks KC "Loose" Cannon into the ringsteps. Susan Blake comes from behind, but KC "Loose" Cannon nails Susan Blake. Paul Vega chokes him with branding iron. Paul Vega uses a flying legdrop on KC "Loose" Cannon. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Sean Blake goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but KC "Loose" Cannon ducks out of the way. Kommon Sense comes over to make it two-on-one. Kommon Sense goes for a Yakuza kick, but Paul Vega ducks out of the way. Paul Vega whips KC "Loose" Cannon into the guardrail. Paul Vega uses a power bomb on KC "Loose" Cannon. Paul Vega flexs his muscles. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Kommon Sense comes over and lays out Sean Blake. Susan Blake comes from behind, but KC "Loose" Cannon nails Susan Blake. Paul Vega goes for the The Blackheart Punch, but KC "Loose" Cannon blocks it. Paul Vega knocks KC "Loose" Cannon into the ringpost. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Kommon Sense comes over and lays out Sean Blake. KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense hit Paul Vega with a double bulldog headlock. They're brawling inside the ring area. KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a Hotshot, but Paul Vega counters it with a lariat. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Paul Vega and Sean Blake hit KC "Loose" Cannon with a double faceslam. Paul Vega nails KC "Loose" Cannon with a spinning leg lariat. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Paul Vega and Sean Blake hit KC "Loose" Cannon with a double DDT. Sean Blake goes for a jumping side kick, but KC "Loose" Cannon ducks out of the way. Sean Blake hits Paul Vega. KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a moonsault, but Paul Vega rolls out of the way. Susan Blake comes from behind, but KC "Loose" Cannon nails Susan Blake. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kommon Sense comes over to make it two-on-one. KC "Loose" Cannon nails Paul Vega with a faceslam. KC "Loose" Cannon throws Paul Vega back into the ring. KC "Loose" Cannon brings the table into the ring. KC "Loose" Cannon tags out to Kommon Sense. KC "Loose" Cannon leaves the ring. Kommon Sense goes for a flying headbutt, but Susan Blake shoves him off the turnbuckle. Derek Aston threatens Paul Vega with disqualification. Paul Vega throws Kommon Sense out of the ring. Paul Vega goes through the ropes. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Paul Vega goes for the The Blackheart Punch, but Kommon Sense counters it with a dropkick to the knee. Kommon Sense whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one. Kommon Sense hits Paul Vega with the Running Forearm Smash. Kommon Sense executes a front-layout suplex on Paul Vega. Kommon Sense beats his head with his fists. Kommon Sense goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Paul Vega ducks out of the way. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Paul Vega is handed the Garbage can. Paul Vega hits him with the Garbage can. Kommon Sense is busted wide open. Paul Vega sets up Kommon Sense on the table. Paul Vega tries to drive Kommon Sense through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kommon Sense reenters the ring. Paul Vega follows him back in. Paul Vega brings the the Garbage can into the ring. Paul Vega runs into the ropes. Paul Vega hits Kommon Sense with a kick. Paul Vega whips Kommon Sense into the ropes, but Kommon Sense reverses it. Kommon Sense hits Paul Vega with a backdrop. Paul Vega falls out of the ring. Kommon Sense goes through the ropes. Kommon Sense is handed the hubcap. Kommon Sense hits him with the hubcap. Kommon Sense hits him with the hubcap. KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one. Kommon Sense hits him with the hubcap. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paul Vega hits Kommon Sense with a Northern Lights suplex. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Paul Vega sets up Kommon Sense on the table. Paul Vega executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one. Kommon Sense hits him with . They're brawling inside the ring area. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Kommon Sense. Paul Vega sets up a table. Paul Vega executes the The Blackheart Punch on Kommon Sense on the concrete floor. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paul Vega knocks Kommon Sense into the ringsteps. Paul Vega sets up Kommon Sense on the table. Paul Vega tries to drive Kommon Sense through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Kommon Sense whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one. Kommon Sense whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. KC "Loose" Cannon comes over to make it two-on-one. Kommon Sense whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. Kommon Sense throws Paul Vega back into the ring. KC "Loose" Cannon enters the ring. KC "Loose" Cannon and Kommon Sense hit Paul Vega with the Pure Insanity DDT. Kommon Sense goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Sean Blake makes the save. Kommon Sense tags out to KC "Loose" Cannon. Kommon Sense leaves the ring. KC "Loose" Cannon nails Paul Vega with a double-axhandle chop. KC "Loose" Cannon tags out to Joaquin Campos. Joaquin Campos places Paul Vega on the turnbuckle. Joaquin Campos takes Paul Vega down with a belly-to-belly superplex. Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Paul Vega has been eliminated. The winners are Hardcore Pretty Boys. Time of match: 0:12:16 ~~~~ VIOLET: First, the Pure Insanity DDT and then the Tres Equis Plancha.....nobody would get up aftert taking those back to back. SPEED: Looks like the Inner Circle will STILL have to wait on winning gold. They aren_t the same ever since Kid Nitro left. VIOLET: Where is he anyways? SPEED: How should I know? VIOLET: You_re his pal, right? SPEED: He disappeared. Maybe he got arrested or something. They lock up. KC "Loose" Cannon goes for a diving elbow smash, but Joaquin Campos ducks out of the way. Joaquin Campos hits KC "Loose" Cannon with a kick to the midsection. Joaquin Campos tags out to Alex Star. KC "Loose" Cannon hits Alex Star with a single-arm DDT. KC "Loose" Cannon is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. KC "Loose" Cannon uses a single-arm DDT on Alex Star. KC "Loose" Cannon uses an enzuigiri on Alex Star. KC "Loose" Cannon climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Alex Star nails him in the stomach. KC "Loose" Cannon falls onto the top turnbuckle. Alex Star nails KC "Loose" Cannon with a belly-to-belly superplex. Alex Star is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. KC "Loose" Cannon nails Alex Star with a power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. KC "Loose" Cannon gets an airplane spin on Alex Star. Alex Star tries to fight the pain. KC "Loose" Cannon lets go after 18 seconds. KC "Loose" Cannon uses an Asai moonsault on Alex Star. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. KC "Loose" Cannon nails Alex Star with a flying headbutt. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. KC "Loose" Cannon tags out to Kommon Sense. KC "Loose" Cannon leaves the ring. Kommon Sense runs into the ropes. Alex Star misses with a clothesline. Alex Star nails Kommon Sense with a kick to the midsection. Alex Star tags out to Joaquin Campos. Alex Star leaves the ring. Joaquin Campos goes for an octopus hold, but Kommon Sense blocks it. Kommon Sense goes for an avalanche, but Joaquin Campos side-steps and Kommon Sense only hits air. Alex Star enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Alex Star leaves the ring. Joaquin Campos goes for a Western lariat, but Kommon Sense blocks it. Kommon Sense goes for a single-arm DDT, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Joaquin Campos takes Kommon Sense down with a rolling kick. Joaquin Campos goes for the Tres Equis Plancha, but Kommon Sense counters it with a fist to the midsection. Kommon Sense hits Joaquin Campos. Kommon Sense hits Joaquin Campos. Kommon Sense hits Joaquin Campos. Joaquin Campos chops Kommon Sense. Kommon Sense hits Joaquin Campos. Kommon Sense punches Joaquin Campos. Kommon Sense takes Joaquin Campos down with a short lariat. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Kommon Sense hits Joaquin Campos with a double-axhandle chop. Kommon Sense hits the Running Forearm Smash on Joaquin Campos. Kommon Sense places Joaquin Campos on the turnbuckle. Kommon Sense goes for the SocioBomb, but Joaquin Campos counters it with a forearm smash. Joaquin Campos attempts to place Kommon Sense on the turnbuckle, but Kommon Sense blocks it. Joaquin Campos throws Kommon Sense out of the ring. Joaquin Campos goes through the ropes. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Joaquin Campos reenters the ring. Kommon Sense follows him back in. Joaquin Campos punches Kommon Sense. Joaquin Campos punches Kommon Sense. Joaquin Campos punches Kommon Sense. Joaquin Campos hits Kommon Sense with a DDT. Joaquin Campos hits a kick to the midsection on Kommon Sense. Joaquin Campos gives him an avalanche, but Kommon Sense doesn't budge. Joaquin Campos goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Kommon Sense blocks it. Kommon Sense hits Joaquin Campos. Joaquin Campos hits Kommon Sense. Kommon Sense hits Joaquin Campos. Joaquin Campos punches Kommon Sense. Joaquin Campos chops Kommon Sense. Joaquin Campos goes for a Russian legsweep, but Kommon Sense counters it with an elbowsmash. Kommon Sense tags out to KC "Loose" Cannon. Kommon Sense leaves the ring. KC "Loose" Cannon runs into the ropes. Joaquin Campos hits KC "Loose" Cannon with a clothesline. KC "Loose" Cannon falls out of the ring. Joaquin Campos goes through the ropes. Joaquin Campos uses a belly-to-belly suplex on KC "Loose" Cannon. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Joaquin Campos is handed the tire iron. Joaquin Campos hits him with the tire iron. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Joaquin Campos goes for the Tres Equis Plancha, but KC "Loose" Cannon counters it with a kick to the midsection. KC "Loose" Cannon sets up a table. KC "Loose" Cannon nails Joaquin Campos with a double-axhandle chop. Kommon Sense comes over to make it two-on-one. Joaquin Campos sets up KC "Loose" Cannon on the table. Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha through the table. The table is broken in half. Joaquin Campos whips KC "Loose" Cannon into the guardrail. Joaquin Campos uses a diving shoulderblock on KC "Loose" Cannon. Joaquin Campos reenters the ring. KC "Loose" Cannon follows him back in. Joaquin Campos is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. KC "Loose" Cannon has been eliminated. The winners are Hardcore Pretty Boys. Time of match: 0:18:44 ~~~~~ SPEED: DAMMIT! VIOLET: Well, the HCPB do it again, beating a team they know VERY well. SPEED: Man, there is no way they can have those belts for much longer. VIOLET: Well, I think they will. I mean, they are one of the best tag teams in history and at this point, with the US Tag belts, they don_t even have to face the best opponents. SPEED: Awww, shaddup will ya? VIOLET: Next up is the Saiyan Death match between Brolly and Treg..... SPEED: The CORPORATE Russian, Tregoren!!!! Man, this guy has wanted Brolly bad. ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Saiyan Death match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Klilyn... From Planet Vegeta... Weighing in at 450 pounds... Brolly His opponent... Hailing from The Former Soviet Union... Weighing in at 327 pounds... Tregoren They lock up. Tregoren hits Brolly with a throw-off. Tregoren hits Brolly. Tregoren chops Brolly. Tregoren kicks Brolly. Brolly kicks Tregoren. Brolly hits Tregoren. Brolly punches Tregoren. Brolly goes for a choke slam, but Tregoren blocks it. Tregoren takes Brolly down with a throw-off. Tregoren takes Brolly down with a headbutt. Tregoren throws Brolly out of the ring. Tregoren goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brolly catches Tregoren in a choke lift. Brolly lets go after 21 seconds. Brolly is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Brolly sets up a table. Brolly catches Tregoren in a camel clutch. Tregoren tries to escape the hold. Brolly lets go after 20 seconds. Brolly yells "KAKAROTTO!!!!". They're brawling inside the ring area. Brolly goes for a backbreaker, but Tregoren counters it with a facerake. Tregoren is handed a prosthetic leg. Tregoren hits him with the prosthetic leg. Brolly is busted wide open. Tregoren goes for a kneedrop, but Brolly rolls out of the way. Brolly sets up Tregoren on the table. Brolly executes a splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Brolly sets up a table. Brolly hits him with . They're brawling inside the ring area. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Brolly goes for a clothesline, but Tregoren ducks out of the way. Tregoren reenters the ring. Brolly follows him back in. Tregoren whips Brolly into the turnbuckle. Tregoren runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Brolly moves out of the way. Brolly kicks Tregoren. Tregoren hits Brolly. Tregoren punches Brolly. Tregoren chops Brolly. Brolly kicks Tregoren. Brolly puts Tregoren in a chokehold. Tregoren reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Brolly chokes him with . Brolly throws Tregoren out of the ring. Brolly goes through the ropes. Brolly is handed a prosthetic leg. Brolly hits him with the prosthetic leg. Brolly sets up a table. Brolly sets up Tregoren on the table. Brolly executes a splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Brolly is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, kickout. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly is handed the Big Rock. Brolly hits him with the Big Rock. Brolly is handed a keyboard. Brolly takes a swing at Tregoren with the keyboard, but he gets out of the way. Tregoren snatches the keyboard from him. Tregoren hits him with the keyboard. They're brawling up the aisle. Tregoren nails Brolly with a fist to the midsection. Tregoren is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tregoren throws Brolly over the guardrail. Tregoren whips Brolly into the guardrail. Klilyn comes from behind, but Tregoren nails Klilyn. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly is handed piece of wood. Brolly hits him with the of wood. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly takes Tregoren down with a bodyslam. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brolly hits Tregoren with a fist to the midsection. Brolly flings Tregoren over a row of chairs. Brolly hits him with the of wood. Brolly whips Tregoren into the guardrail. Brolly yells "KAKAROTTO!!!!". Brolly is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly goes for a camel clutch, but Tregoren blocks it. Tregoren uses a fist to the midsection on Brolly. Tregoren is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Tregoren goes for a duck-down move, but Brolly blocks it. Brolly executes a jack-knife power bomb on Tregoren. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three. Tregoren complains about a fast count. Carl Westcoat lets the match continue. Brolly knocks Tregoren into the ringsteps. Brolly whips Tregoren into the guardrail. Brolly nails Tregoren with a series of punches. Brolly executes the Brolly Face Slam on Tregoren on the concrete floor. Brolly goes for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three. Tregoren complains about a fast count. Carl Westcoat counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Tregoren gets back to his feet. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly is handed wooden chair. Brolly hits him with the chair. Brolly is handed a cane. Brolly hits him with the cane. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. Brolly hits him with the cane. Brolly whips Tregoren into the guardrail. Brolly chokes him with a cane. They're brawling up the aisle. Brolly takes Tregoren down with a stomp. Brolly hits him with the cane. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Tregoren blocks it. Tregoren is handed a 2x4. Tregoren hits him with the 2x4. Tregoren whips Brolly into the guardrail. They're brawling down the aisle. Tregoren hits Brolly with a butt-bump. Tregoren flings Brolly over a row of chairs. They're brawling in mid-arena. Brolly is handed a bullrope. Brolly hits him with the bullrope. Brolly chokes him with a bullrope. They're brawling in mid-arena. Brolly goes for a stomp, but Tregoren rolls out of the way. Tregoren is handed a broom stick. Tregoren hits him with the broom stick. Tregoren is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, kickout. Tregoren hits Brolly with a double-axhandle to the back. Tregoren hits him with the broom stick. They're brawling up the aisle. Tregoren takes Brolly down with a diving elbow smash. Tregoren executes a double-axhandle chop on Brolly. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Tregoren executes the Fallout on Brolly on the concrete floor. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, Klilyn distracts Carl Westcoat. Tregoren is handed a wrench. Tregoren hits him with the wrench. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Tregoren executes a clothesline on Brolly. Tregoren whips Brolly into the guardrail. Tregoren locks Brolly in a chokehold. There is no referee there to ask Brolly. Tregoren executes a throw-off on Brolly. Tregoren is handed the hubcap. Tregoren hits him with the hubcap. They're brawling down the aisle. Tregoren executes a throw-off on Brolly. Tregoren flings Brolly over a row of chairs. Tregoren hits him with the hubcap. They're brawling in mid-arena. Brolly grabs the hubcap from him. They're brawling in mid-arena. Brolly takes Tregoren down with an uppercut punch. Brolly goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tregoren counters it with a punch. Tregoren uses a kneedrop on Brolly. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling down the aisle. Brolly goes for a choke slam, but Tregoren counters it with a kick to the midsection. Tregoren is handed a fire extinguisher. Tregoren hits him with the fire extinguisher. Tregoren executes a clothesline on Brolly. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. Brolly is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Carl Westcoat is back on the job. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout. They're brawling in the back of the arena. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Brolly uses an uppercut punch on Tregoren. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Brolly nails Tregoren with a jack-knife power bomb. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three. Carl Westcoat counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Tregoren gets back to his feet. Brolly knocks Tregoren into the stairway. Brolly is handed the Big Rock. Brolly hits him with the Big Rock. They're brawling on the first floor. They're brawling down the stairway. Tregoren hits a facerake on Brolly. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. Brolly hits him with the Big Rock. They're brawling up the aisle. Brolly hits him with the Big Rock. They're brawling in mid-arena. Brolly nails Tregoren with a power bomb. They're brawling in mid-arena. Klilyn comes from behind, but Tregoren nails Klilyn. They're brawling in mid-arena. Tregoren grabs the Big Rock from him. Tregoren executes a kick to the head on Brolly. Tregoren is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three. Carl Westcoat counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Brolly gets back to his feet. Tregoren goes for a backdrop, but Brolly counters it with a sunset flip. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Brolly takes Tregoren down with a backbreaker. They're brawling in mid-arena. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. They're brawling in mid-arena. Tregoren hits Brolly with a forearm to the back. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling up the aisle. Tregoren nails Brolly with a diving elbow smash. Klilyn comes from behind, but Tregoren nails Klilyn. They're brawling down the aisle. Brolly goes for a bodyslam, but Tregoren blocks it. Tregoren goes for a diving elbow smash, but Brolly counters it with a faceslam. Brolly flings Tregoren over a row of chairs. Klilyn comes from behind, but Tregoren nails Klilyn. Brolly is handed a frying pan. Brolly hits him with the frying pan. They're brawling in mid-arena. Brolly hits him with the frying pan. They're brawling down the aisle. Brolly goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Tregoren blocks it. Tregoren knocks Brolly into the stairway. Tregoren sets up a table. They're brawling up the aisle. Tregoren puts Brolly in a clawhold. Brolly is writhing in pain. Brolly submits after 13 seconds. Carl Westcoat counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Brolly gets back to his feet. They're brawling down the aisle. Tregoren nails Brolly with a headbutt. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. Brolly chokes him with a frying pan. Brolly knocks Tregoren into the stairway. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Brolly takes Tregoren down with an uppercut punch. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Brolly sets up a table. Brolly is handed a garbage can lid. Brolly hits him with the garbage can lid. Brolly sets up Tregoren on the table. Brolly executes a splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Brolly sets up a table. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Brolly yells "KAKAROTTO!!!!". Brolly knocks Tregoren into the stairway. Brolly executes the Brolly Face Slam on Tregoren on the concrete floor. Brolly goes for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three. Carl Westcoat counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Tregoren gets back to his feet. They're brawling down the stairway. Brolly is handed a baseball bat. Brolly hits him with the baseball bat. Brolly chokes him with a baseball bat. Brolly sets up a table. They're brawling up the aisle. Brolly locks Tregoren in a choke lift. Tregoren is struggling to get out of the hold. Tregoren is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tregoren is writhing in pain. Tregoren submits after 13 seconds. Carl Westcoat counts: one, two, Tregoren gets back to his feet. Brolly hits him with the baseball bat. They're brawling in mid-arena. Tregoren grabs the baseball bat from him. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. They're brawling in mid-arena. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. They're brawling down the aisle. Brolly knocks Tregoren into the arena wall. Klilyn comes from behind, but Tregoren nails Klilyn. Brolly sets up a table. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Tregoren executes a forearm to the back on Brolly. Tregoren hits him with the baseball bat. Tregoren sneers at the crowd. Tregoren sets up Brolly on the table. Tregoren tries to drive Brolly through the table with a Tombstone, but he blocks it. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Brolly goes for a backbreaker, but Tregoren blocks it. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. Brolly is handed a beer bottle. Brolly hits him with the beer bottle. They're brawling up the aisle. Brolly locks Tregoren in a camel clutch. Tregoren is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brolly lets go after 16 seconds. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Tregoren hits a throw-off on Brolly. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brolly takes Tregoren down with a vertical suplex. Brolly hits him with the beer bottle. Brolly hits him with a beer bottle. Brolly whips Tregoren into the guardrail. Brolly hits Tregoren with a fist to the midsection. Brolly hits him with the beer bottle. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brolly goes for an uppercut punch, but Tregoren blocks it. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. Brolly hits him with a beer bottle. The beer bottle is broken in half. Brolly nails Tregoren with a series of punches. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly executes a choke slam on Tregoren. Brolly whips Tregoren into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly uses a stomp on Tregoren. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Tregoren hits Brolly with a backdrop. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly nails Tregoren with a fist to the midsection. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brolly throws Tregoren over the guardrail. Brolly hits Tregoren with a belly-to-belly suplex. Brolly is handed the ring bell. Brolly hits him with the ring bell. Brolly whips Tregoren into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Tregoren grabs the ring bell from him. Tregoren takes a swing at Brolly with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Brolly snatches the ring bell from him. Brolly hits him with the ring bell. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Brolly gives him a fist to the midsection, but Tregoren doesn't even care. They're brawling down the aisle. Brolly hits a series of punches on Tregoren. Brolly is handed a Nintendo. Brolly hits him with the Nintendo. They're brawling in mid-arena. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. Brolly goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tregoren counters it with a low blow. Tregoren is handed leather whip. Tregoren takes a swing at Brolly with the whip, but he gets out of the way. Brolly snatches the whip from him. Brolly takes a swing at Tregoren with the whip, but he gets out of the way. Tregoren snatches the whip from him. Tregoren hits him with the whip. They're brawling down the aisle. Tregoren hits him with the whip. Tregoren is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Tregoren hits him with the whip. They're brawling up the arena stairway. They're brawling on the first floor. Tregoren takes Brolly down with a kneedrop. Tregoren hits him with the whip. Tregoren hangs him with leather whip. They're brawling on the first floor. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. They're brawling down the stairway. Brolly gives him a bodyslam, but Tregoren doesn't even care. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Tregoren hits a duck-down move on Brolly. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Tregoren is handed golf club. Tregoren hits him with the club. Tregoren hits a chop on Brolly. Tregoren hits him with the club. They're brawling up the aisle. Tregoren executes a double-axhandle chop on Brolly. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. Brolly goes for a clothesline, but Tregoren counters it with a Gorilla Press. Tregoren hits him with the club. Tregoren is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout. They're brawling in mid-arena. Tregoren hits him with the club. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Tregoren hits a double-axhandle chop on Brolly. Tregoren is handed a broom stick. Tregoren hits him with the broom stick. They're brawling down the stairway. Tregoren uses a double-axhandle to the back on Brolly. Tregoren executes a kick to the head on Brolly. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. Brolly sets up a table. Brolly hits Tregoren with a vertical suplex. Brolly is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Tregoren sets up Brolly on the table. Tregoren executes the Fallout through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Brolly hits a power bomb on Tregoren. Brolly chokes him with . The is broken in half. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Klilyn comes from behind, but Tregoren nails Klilyn. They're brawling on the first floor. They're brawling up the arena stairway. They're brawling on the second floor. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Tregoren. Brolly is handed a keyboard. Brolly hits him with the keyboard. Brolly locks Tregoren in a chokehold. Tregoren is struggling to get out of the hold. Tregoren is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tregoren summons one last burst of energy. Tregoren submits after 12 seconds. Carl Westcoat counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. The winner is Brolly. Time of match: 0:35:22 VIOLET: That was the best match between 2 big men I think I_ve ever seen!!! SPEED: Damn, I thought Tregoren had it. In fact he DID have it won, but the idiot ref is.... VIOLET: Your Corporation isn_t doing too well, Speed. What_s the matter? SPEED: Uhhh. quiet YOU!!! (DJ Quik's "Reprise Instrumental" blares throughout the arena, and the NYC crowd goes gets it's first thrill of the night as Alex Star and Joaquin Campos make their way to the ring. Star is wearing a lavish pink and silver robe with a large silver Star on the back. He is dragging both "ACC Hardcore" Tag Team Belts behind him. Campos is wearing his lime green wrestling bodysuit, with an oversized, even for him, ACC T-shirt on. He wears an eyepatch over his left eye, and he has the "ACC" Television Title Belt around his neck. When the two reach the ring, Star takes a knee, holds his arms out, and looks toward the sky as the crowd erupts. Campos just stands there, occasionally touching the eye patch, as Star grabs the microphone.) ALEX STAR: You know, I can't help but think that the HCPB are marked men sometimes. People hitting me from behind with a shovel, other people sending me crashing into thumbtacks, masked men blindsiding us during title matches, and of course young punks trying to blind the champ here with acid. JOAQUIN CAMPOS: Si. I mean, we are Hardcore and all, but it's just not fair, hermano. ALEX STAR: Don't worry big man, I've got it taken care of. Yes NYC, the green eyed monster is running wild across the entire AGW roster, and it seems to be staring right at the ACC and the Hardcore Pretty Boys. I mean, Alex Star and Joaquin Campos are tougher than those 2 dollar steaks that the Steels used to buy before they sold out for enough money to eat a decent meal, but enough is enough. So listen up in the back. To ANYONE who is even thinking about attacking us from behind again, we have acquired the services of a bodyguard. *a female fan up front yells out "Who is it?" Star acknowledges her* Paitence there cutie. This man has been an on and off associate of ours for 2 years, and he is one of the absolute baddest men in the industry. And tonight, somebody is gonna find out first hand just how bad he is. JOAQUIN CAMPOS: He He, ahora, tell them about our *Campos gets cut off* ALEX STAR: Whoa ... we don't want to give away everything right now. Let's just say that it will be an interesting night for a whole LOT of people. Real bang up stuff. Now New York, I have one question for you before we go back to our $25,000 locker room. Who are we ... *crowd: A-C-C!!* (DJ Quik's "Reprise Instrumental" kicks back up as the two strut confidently back to the locker room area.) SPEED: Yeah, they can get all the bodyguards they want. It won_t matter. VIOLET: You sound worried. SPEED: I AM NOT!!!! Listen, I_ve had enough of you. I_m outta here!!! (Speed gets up and goes out of the booth.) VIOLET: He obviously needs to get his little clan back into things here tonight. I wonder who Alex_s new bodyguard is..... oh well, next up we have the evergoing feud between Darque and Deth and Joe Public and the Druid. Go to it!! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Switchblade The Bodyguard... At a total combined weight of 680 pounds... Master Darque and Jack Deth Their opponents... Led to the ring by Grimly Fiendish... At a total combined weight of 650 pounds... Joe Public and The Druid They lock up. The Druid takes Jack Deth down with a belly-to-back suplex. The Druid takes Jack Deth down with an enzuigiri to the face. The Druid gets an armlock hammerlock submission on Jack Deth. Jack Deth tries to escape the hold. Jack Deth is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jack Deth is inching his way towards the ropes. Jack Deth is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jack Deth breaks the hold after 15 seconds. Jack Deth whips The Druid into the turnbuckle, but The Druid reverses it. The Druid goes for a flying sunset flip, but Jack Deth sits down on him. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Jack Deth hits a forearm smash on The Druid. Jack Deth executes a double underhook suplex on The Druid. Jack Deth tags out to Master Darque. Jack Deth hits The Druid with a lariat. Master Darque hits The Druid with a backflip cradle. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Joe Public enters the ring, but gets cut off. Jack Deth executes a dropkick on The Druid. Master Darque goes for a cobra clutch, but The Druid blocks it. Jack Deth leaves the ring. The Druid goes for a German suplex, but Master Darque counters it with an elbowsmash. Master Darque whips The Druid into the ropes, but The Druid reverses it. The Druid hits Master Darque with a shoulderblock. Joe Public enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Druid and Joe Public hit Master Darque with a double kneelift. The Druid and Joe Public hit Master Darque with a double kick to the thigh. Joe Public hits a flying lariat on Master Darque. The Druid takes Master Darque down with a rolling reverse cradle. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Joe Public leaves the ring. The Druid hits Master Darque with a kneelift. Joe Public enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jack Deth enters the ring, but gets cut off. Joe Public nails Master Darque with a jumping side kick. The Druid nails Master Darque with a crucifix. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. The Druid and Joe Public whip Master Darque into the ropes. They hit Master Darque with a double fist to the midsection. The Druid and Joe Public whip Master Darque into the ropes. They hit Master Darque with a double backdrop. Jack Deth gets back up and throws Joe Public out of the ring. Jack Deth leaves the ring. Master Darque nails The Druid with neck-scissors. Master Darque takes The Druid down with a Northern Lights suplex. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Master Darque whips The Druid into the turnbuckle, but The Druid reverses it. Master Darque comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection. The Druid tags out to Joe Public. Joe Public hits Master Darque with a jumping side kick. Joe Public is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. The Druid enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Druid uses a gutwrench suplex on Master Darque. Joe Public uses a flying bulldog on Master Darque. Jack Deth enters the ring and lays out The Druid. Jack Deth executes a lariat on Joe Public. Master Darque goes for a cobra clutch, but Joe Public blocks it. Joe Public and The Druid hit Master Darque with a double kick to the thigh. Joe Public and The Druid whip Master Darque into the ropes. They hit Master Darque with a double clothesline. Jack Deth leaves the ring. Joe Public hits a power bomb on Master Darque. Bowen Murphy counts: One, shoulder up. Joe Public whips Master Darque into the ropes, but Master Darque reverses it. Master Darque hits Joe Public with a shoulderblock. Master Darque points into the ground. Master Darque catches Joe Public in a cobra clutch. Joe Public is valiantly trying to break the hold. Joe Public is struggling to reach the ropes. Master Darque lets go after 16 seconds. Master Darque executes a gutwrench suplex on Joe Public. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Joe Public sits up. Master Darque goes for a choke slam, but Joe Public blocks it. Joe Public hits Master Darque with a jumping side kick. Joe Public throws Master Darque out of the ring. Joe Public goes through the ropes. Bowen Murphy counts: 1. The Druid comes over to make it two-on-one. The Druid hits Master Darque with a belly-to-back suplex. Joe Public hits Master Darque with a flying bulldog. Joe Public and The Druid hit Master Darque with a double faceslam. The Druid executes an enzuigiri to the face on Master Darque. Joe Public uses an enzuilariato on Master Darque. Joe Public executes a kick to the thigh on Master Darque. The Druid comes over to make it two-on-one. The Druid uses an enzuigiri to the face on Master Darque. Joe Public hits an enzuilariato on Master Darque. Joe Public executes a DDT on Master Darque. The Druid comes over to make it two-on-one. Jack Deth comes over, but gets cut off. The Druid nails Master Darque with an enzuigiri to the face. Joe Public goes for an enzuilariato, but Master Darque counters it with a backward kick. Master Darque is handed the knuckleduster. Master Darque hits him with the knuckleduster. Master Darque sets up a table. Master Darque whips Joe Public into the guardrail. Master Darque nails Joe Public with a jumping DDT. Bowen Murphy counts: 2. Jack Deth comes over to make it two-on-one. The Druid comes over, but gets cut off. Master Darque hits Joe Public with a flying legdrop. Master Darque goes for a flying axhandle, but Joe Public counters it with a punch. Bowen Murphy counts: 3. The Druid comes over to make it two-on-one. Joe Public and The Druid hit Master Darque with a double kick to the thigh. The Druid goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Master Darque ducks out of the way. Switchblade The Bodyguard comes from behind, but Joe Public nails Switchblade The Bodyguard. They're brawling inside the ring area. Master Darque places Joe Public on the turnbuckle. Master Darque executes the Soul Taker on Joe Public on the concrete floor. Joe Public is out cold. Bowen Murphy counts: 4. Jack Deth comes over to make it two-on-one. The Druid comes over, but gets cut off. Jack Deth executes a power bomb on Joe Public. Master Darque hits Joe Public with a flying axhandle. Jack Deth hits a lariat on Joe Public. Master Darque catches Joe Public in a cobra clutch. Master Darque whips Joe Public into the guardrail. Master Darque is handed a bottle. Master Darque takes a swing at Joe Public with the bottle, but he gets out of the way. Joe Public snatches the bottle from him. Joe Public hits him with the bottle. Bowen Murphy counts: 5. Joe Public reenters the ring. Master Darque follows him back in. Joe Public catches Master Darque totally by surprise. Joe Public executes the People's Vote on Master Darque. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Switchblade The Bodyguard puts Master Darque's foot on the rope. Joe Public climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Master Darque throws him to the mat. Joe Public sits up. Master Darque hits Joe Public with a belly-to-back suplex. Master Darque throws Joe Public out of the ring. Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Joe Public reenters the ring. Master Darque throws Joe Public out of the ring. Master Darque goes through the ropes. Master Darque whips Joe Public into the guardrail. Master Darque goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Joe Public counters it with a bulldog. The Druid comes over to make it two-on-one. The Druid goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Master Darque blocks it. Master Darque whips Joe Public into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bowen Murphy counts: 1. Joe Public knocks Master Darque into the ringsteps. Grimly Fiendish comes from behind, but Master Darque nails Grimly Fiendish. Joe Public takes Master Darque down with a DDT. The Druid comes over to make it two-on-one. Jack Deth comes over, but gets cut off. The Druid hits Master Darque with an enzuigiri to the face. Joe Public hits Master Darque with an inside cradle. Joe Public sets up Master Darque on the table. Joe Public tries to people's vote Master Darque through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Master Darque executes a Northern Lights suplex on Joe Public. Bowen Murphy counts: 2. Master Darque points into the ground. Master Darque reenters the ring. Joe Public follows him back in. Joe Public brings the table into the ring. Master Darque is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Grimly Fiendish puts Joe Public's foot on the rope. Master Darque sets up Joe Public on the table. Master Darque tries to drive Joe Public through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Joe Public hits Master Darque with a legsweep. Joe Public goes for a back heel kick, but Master Darque blocks it. Joe Public walks out for the countout. The winners are Master Darque and Jack Deth. Time of match: 0:09:50 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Hmmm.....that was quite odd. I think there_s more to THAT whole situation than meets the eye. Well, I welcome Jake Reid to the announcing booth. JAKE: Hey there, Vi. Man, Speed is really an ass, ya know? VIOLET: Yeah.....I know all too well. JAKE: This next one looks to be brutal. VIOLET: That_s an understatement. Paladin will take on Doomsday in a falls count anywhere matchup. ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Obsidian and Iron Maiden... From Glasgow, Scotland... Weighing in at 400 pounds... Paladin His opponent... Fighting out of parts unknown... Weighing in at 265 pounds... Doomsday They lock up. Paladin takes Doomsday down with a forearm smash. Paladin catches Doomsday in a bearhug. Doomsday tries to escape the hold. Doomsday reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Paladin nails Doomsday with a diamond cutter. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Paladin laughs at the opponent. Paladin goes for a backspin DDT, but Doomsday blocks it. Doomsday punches Paladin. Doomsday kicks Paladin. Doomsday gives him a DDT, but Paladin doesn't budge. Doomsday hits Paladin with a fist to the midsection. Paladin uses a Tombstone on Doomsday. Doomsday whips Paladin into the ropes. Paladin hits Doomsday with a clothesline. Doomsday falls out of the ring. Paladin goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paladin uses a front-layout suplex on Doomsday. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paladin throws Doomsday over the guardrail. Paladin goes for a Tombstone, but Doomsday reverses it. Doomsday flings Paladin over a row of chairs. Doomsday flings Paladin over a row of chairs. They're brawling down the aisle. Doomsday gets on one knee and makes the sign of the cross. Doomsday is handed the wooden cross. Doomsday hits him with the wooden cross. Doomsday is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Doomsday hits him with the wooden cross. They're brawling up the aisle. Doomsday gets on one knee and makes the sign of the cross. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Doomsday gives him a kick to the midsection, but Paladin doesn't even care. Doomsday flings Paladin over a row of chairs. Doomsday whips Paladin into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Doomsday gives him a flying forearm, but Paladin only stares at him. Doomsday whips Paladin into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Doomsday is handed baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Doomsday hits him with the bat wrapped in barbed wire. Doomsday hits him with the bat wrapped in barbed wire. Doomsday whips Paladin into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Doomsday gives him a flying headbutt, but Paladin doesn't budge. Doomsday sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Obsidian comes from behind and distracts Doomsday. They're brawling inside the ring area. Doomsday hits him with the bat wrapped in barbed wire. Doomsday sets up Paladin on the table. Doomsday executes the Ground Zero through the table. The table didn't break. Doomsday hits him with baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. They're brawling inside the ring area. Doomsday throws Paladin over the guardrail. Obsidian comes from behind and distracts Doomsday. Iron Maiden comes from behind and distracts Doomsday. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Paladin throws Doomsday over the guardrail. Paladin whips Doomsday into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paladin throws Doomsday over the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Paladin is handed the chair. Paladin takes a swing at Doomsday with the chair, but he gets out of the way. Doomsday snatches the chair from him. Doomsday takes a swing at Paladin with the chair, but he gets out of the way. Paladin snatches the chair from him. Paladin hits him with the chair. Doomsday is busted wide open. Paladin is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. They're brawling up the aisle. Paladin goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Doomsday counters it with a backward kick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Doomsday throws Paladin over the guardrail. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling in mid-arena. Doomsday is handed the wooden cross. Doomsday hits him with the wooden cross. Doomsday is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. They're brawling in mid-arena. They're brawling in mid-arena. Doomsday gives him a flying forearm, but Paladin doesn't budge. Doomsday hits him with the wooden cross. They're brawling down the aisle. Doomsday is handed baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Doomsday hits him with the bat wrapped in barbed wire. Doomsday locks Paladin in a half Boston. Paladin is valiantly trying to break the hold. Paladin tries to escape the hold. Paladin is close to passing out from the pain. Mike Kwolek asks Paladin if he should stop the fight. Paladin shakes his head. Paladin tries to escape the hold. Paladin is almost gone. Mike Kwolek checks Paladin's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Paladin fights his way out of the hold after 38 seconds. Paladin goes for a jumping DDT, but Doomsday counters it with a small package. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Paladin complains about a fast count. Mike Kwolek lets the match continue. Doomsday knocks Paladin into the arena wall. Obsidian comes from behind and distracts Doomsday. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Doomsday hits him with the bat wrapped in barbed wire. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Doomsday hits him with baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. They're brawling on the first floor. Doomsday throws Paladin down to the first floor. Doomsday descends the stairs. Doomsday attempts to place Paladin on the turnbuckle, but Paladin blocks it. Doomsday takes a swing at Paladin with the bat wrapped in barbed wire, but he gets out of the way. Paladin snatches the bat wrapped in barbed wire from him. Paladin takes a swing at Doomsday with the bat wrapped in barbed wire, but he gets out of the way. Doomsday snatches the bat wrapped in barbed wire from him. Doomsday hits him with the bat wrapped in barbed wire. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Doomsday hits Paladin with an enzuigiri. Doomsday whips Paladin into the ropes. Paladin hits Doomsday with an elbow. Paladin goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Doomsday counters it with spinning headscissors. Doomsday is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The winner is Doomsday. Time of match: 0:10:38 ~~~~~ VIOLET: BIG upset there. Doomsday is slowly making his way up to the Black Knight and when he gets to the Knight, he_ll make him pay. JAKE: Yeah, I think the Knight is a much better wrestler but Doomsday has a lot of heart. VIOLET: Well folks, as you know, Speed scheduled an 8 man Cruiserweight round robin tourney. The official tourney has been taking place at house shows all week and we have the final results for you fans. Each match will have the endings shown on video. JAKE: 5 points for a win and 2 points for a draw is how this thing shapes up to be. No-DQ-Match Christopher Thunder pinned Syxx with the Thunder Drop in 0:08:31. Rating: * 1/4 No-DQ-Match Black Mage and El Luchador battled to a double countout in 0:03:56. Rating: ** 3/4 No-DQ-Match Deathwish pinned Harmonium Ziporath after a dragon suplex in 0:08:47. Rating: **** No-DQ-Match Most Holy pinned Corey Johnson after a clothesline in 0:11:50. Rating: 1/2* No-DQ-Match Deathwish pinned Syxx with the The Falling Star in 0:09:31. Rating: ** 1/2 No-DQ-Match Black Mage pinned Harmonium Ziporath with the Meteor Swarm in 0:05:17. Rating: **** No-DQ-Match Christopher Thunder pinned Most Holy with the Thunder Drop in 0:06:11. Rating: -1/4* No-DQ-Match Corey Johnson pinned El Luchador with the Extreme Close Up in 0:05:13. Rating: ** 1/2 No-DQ-Match Deathwish pinned Christopher Thunder with his special move in 0:08:07. Rating: 1/4* No-DQ-Match Black Mage pinned Syxx with the Meteor Swarm in 0:12:08. Rating: *** No-DQ-Match Harmonium Ziporath pinned Corey Johnson with the Vortex in 0:06:29. Rating: *** No-DQ-Match Most Holy pinned El Luchador with the Holy Roller in 0:08:50. Rating: * 1/2 No-DQ-Match Most Holy pinned Harmonium Ziporath with the Holy Roller in 0:04:12. Rating: ** No-DQ-Match Black Mage made Christopher Thunder submit to a single-leg takedown into a leglock in 0:12:05. Rating: ** 3/4 No-DQ-Match El Luchador and Syxx battled to a double countout in 0:01:37. Rating: ** No-DQ-Match Deathwish pinned Corey Johnson with the The Falling Star in 0:10:44. Rating: 1/4* No-DQ-Match Black Mage pinned Deathwish after a Northern Lights suplex in 0:07:49. Rating: *** No-DQ-Match Most Holy pinned Syxx with the Holy Roller in 0:07:39. Rating: ** No-DQ-Match Harmonium Ziporath pinned El Luchador with the Vortex in 0:04:59. Rating: *** 1/4 No-DQ-Match Corey Johnson pinned Christopher Thunder with the Extreme Close Up in 0:09:10. Rating: -1/4* No-DQ-Match Christopher Thunder pinned Harmonium Ziporath with the Thunder Drop in 0:16:11. Rating: **** 1/2 No-DQ-Match Deathwish and El Luchador battled to a double countout in 0:02:45. Rating: ** No-DQ-Match Black Mage made Corey Johnson submit to the Liger Rack in 0:10:32. Rating: *** 1/2 No-DQ-Match Syxx pinned Corey Johnson after a top-rope DDT in 0:17:44. Rating: ** 1/2 No-DQ-Match Most Holy pinned Deathwish with the Holy Roller in 0:13:28. Rating: -1/4* No-DQ-Match El Luchador and Christopher Thunder battled to a draw in 0:20:00. Rating: * No-DQ-Match Harmonium Ziporath pinned Syxx with the Vortex in 0:08:10. Rating: **** No-DQ-Match Most Holy pinned Black Mage with the Holy Roller in 0:06:15. Rating: ** 3/4 VIOLET: And here is the final tally of points. Round Robin Standings CRUISER ROUND ROBIN (Final Standings) ===================================== 1. Most Holy 30 ( 6: 1: 0) 2. Black Mage 27 ( 5: 1: 1) 3. Deathwish 22 ( 4: 2: 1) 4. Christopher Thunder 17 ( 3: 3: 1) 5. Harmonium Ziporath 15 ( 3: 4: 0) 6. Corey Johnson 10 ( 2: 5: 0) 7. El Luchador 8 ( 0: 3: 4) 8. Syxx 7 ( 1: 5: 1) JAKE: So Most Holy picks up the win with the Black Mage a close second. VIOLET: Thus, Most Holy will get another rematch later on with current Cruiser champ, Hybrid. That should be some match. JAKE: Can Most Holy get a record SEVENTH Cruiserweight Title victory? VIOLET: Who knows? We have the TV Title match now, as new champ, Joaquin Campos defends against former champ, Bill Goldberg. JAKE: The eye of Campos has been bothering him so we will see if it affects him tonight. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW TV Title. Introducing first... Hailing from Tulsa, OK... Weighing in at 285 pounds... Bill Goldberg His opponent... Led to the ring by 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson... From La Ciudad de Mexico... Weighing in at 431 pounds... The AGW TV Champion... "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos They lock up. Bill Goldberg goes for a football tackle, but Joaquin Campos counters it with a kneelift. Joaquin Campos punches Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg hits Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg hits Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg hits Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg nails Joaquin Campos with a dropkick. Bill Goldberg goes for a sidewalk slam, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Joaquin Campos throws Bill Goldberg out of the ring. Joaquin Campos goes through the ropes. Joaquin Campos hits Bill Goldberg with a short lariat. Joaquin Campos hits Bill Goldberg with a Big Leg Drop. Joaquin Campos attempts a springboard legdrop, but slips and falls. Joaquin Campos is handed a shovel. Joaquin Campos hits him with the shovel. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bill Goldberg knocks Joaquin Campos into the ringpost. Bill Goldberg sets up a table. 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind, but Bill Goldberg nails 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson. Joaquin Campos goes for a flying clothesline, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a powerslam. Bill Goldberg sets up Joaquin Campos on the table. Bill Goldberg executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Bill Goldberg uses a clothesline on Joaquin Campos. 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind and distracts Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos takes Bill Goldberg down with a power bomb. Joaquin Campos attempts a springboard legdrop, but slips and falls. Joaquin Campos whips Bill Goldberg into the guardrail. Joaquin Campos knocks Bill Goldberg into the ringsteps. Joaquin Campos whips Bill Goldberg into the guardrail. Joaquin Campos takes Bill Goldberg down with a forearm smash. Joaquin Campos attempts a springboard legdrop, but slips and falls. Joaquin Campos is handed a leather belt. Joaquin Campos hits him with the leather belt. Joaquin Campos goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Bill Goldberg rolls out of the way. Bill Goldberg throws Joaquin Campos back into the ring. Bill Goldberg brings the table into the ring. Joaquin Campos hits him with the leather belt. Mr. Bitter throws the leather belt out of the ring. Joaquin Campos whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes, but Bill Goldberg reverses it. Joaquin Campos misses with an elbow. Bill Goldberg hits Joaquin Campos with a kick. Bill Goldberg works the crowd. Bill Goldberg executes a series of kicks on Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg goes for a punch, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Joaquin Campos goes for a double arm DDT, but Bill Goldberg blocks it. Bill Goldberg takes Joaquin Campos down with a kick to the groin. Bill Goldberg whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes. Bill Goldberg uses a clothesline on Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes. Joaquin Campos hits Bill Goldberg with a kick. Joaquin Campos attempts a springboard legdrop, but slips and falls. Joaquin Campos uses a power bomb on Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos attempts a springboard legdrop, but slips and falls. Joaquin Campos executes a flying legdrop on Bill Goldberg. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Joaquin Campos sets up Bill Goldberg on the table. Joaquin Campos tries to tres equis plancha Bill Goldberg through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Bill Goldberg punches Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg punches Joaquin Campos. Joaquin Campos hits Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos kicks Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos kicks Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos sets up Bill Goldberg on the table. Joaquin Campos tries to tres equis plancha Bill Goldberg through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Bill Goldberg hits a forearm to the back on Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg hits Joaquin Campos. Joaquin Campos kicks Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg punches Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg hits Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg hits Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg throws Joaquin Campos out of the ring. Bill Goldberg goes through the ropes. Bill Goldberg whips Joaquin Campos into the guardrail. Bill Goldberg goes for a clothesline, but Joaquin Campos counters it with a Gorilla Press. Joaquin Campos takes Bill Goldberg down with a double underhook suplex. Joaquin Campos is handed a bullrope. Joaquin Campos takes a swing at Bill Goldberg with the bullrope, but he gets out of the way. Bill Goldberg snatches the bullrope from him. Bill Goldberg hits him with the bullrope. Bill Goldberg reenters the ring. Joaquin Campos follows him back in. Joaquin Campos brings the table into the ring. Joaquin Campos takes a swing at Bill Goldberg with the bullrope, but he gets out of the way. Bill Goldberg snatches the bullrope from him. Bill Goldberg hits him with the bullrope. Mr. Bitter throws the bullrope out of the ring. Bill Goldberg sets up Joaquin Campos on the table. Bill Goldberg tries to drive Joaquin Campos through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Joaquin Campos goes for a backdrop driver, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a backward kick. Bill Goldberg nails Joaquin Campos with a lariat. Bill Goldberg is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Bill Goldberg goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Joaquin Campos counters it with a facerake. Joaquin Campos hits Bill Goldberg with a diving shoulderblock. Joaquin Campos goes for a flying axhandle, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a fist to the midsection. Bill Goldberg whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes. Joaquin Campos misses with a clothesline. Joaquin Campos hits Bill Goldberg with an elbow. Joaquin Campos sets up Bill Goldberg on the table. Joaquin Campos tries to tres equis plancha Bill Goldberg through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Bill Goldberg punches Joaquin Campos. Joaquin Campos chops Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos hits Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg punches Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg throws Joaquin Campos out of the ring. Bill Goldberg goes through the ropes. Bill Goldberg uses a punch on Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg executes a back elbow on Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg sets up Joaquin Campos on the table. Bill Goldberg executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. They're brawling inside the ring area. Joaquin Campos goes for a double underhook suplex, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a backdrop. Bill Goldberg executes a football tackle on Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg knocks Joaquin Campos into the ringsteps. Bill Goldberg is handed a garbage can lid. Bill Goldberg hits him with the garbage can lid. Bill Goldberg whips Joaquin Campos into the guardrail. Bill Goldberg sets up Joaquin Campos on the table. Bill Goldberg executes a DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Bill Goldberg whips Joaquin Campos into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bill Goldberg takes Joaquin Campos down with a dropkick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Joaquin Campos goes for a Western lariat, but Bill Goldberg blocks it. Bill Goldberg whips Joaquin Campos into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Joaquin Campos hits a Russian legsweep on Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos goes for a short lariat, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a Gorilla Press. Bill Goldberg works the crowd. Joaquin Campos uses a thrust kick to the head on Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos is handed the hubcap. Joaquin Campos hits him with the hubcap. Joaquin Campos hits him with the hubcap. Joaquin Campos hits him with the hubcap. Joaquin Campos reenters the ring. Bill Goldberg follows him back in. Bill Goldberg brings the the hubcap into the ring. Bill Goldberg gives the sign for the Jackhammer. Bill Goldberg goes for the Jackhammer, but he can't do it. Joaquin Campos counters it with a cross-body block. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Bill Goldberg sets up Joaquin Campos on the table. Bill Goldberg tries to drive Joaquin Campos through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Joaquin Campos hits him with the hubcap. Joaquin Campos is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Joaquin Campos hits him with the hubcap. Joaquin Campos gives the sign for the Tres Equis Plancha. Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Joaquin Campos nails Bill Goldberg with a diving shoulderblock. Joaquin Campos whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes. Joaquin Campos goes for a bulldog headlock, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a back suplex. Bill Goldberg goes for an inside cradle, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Joaquin Campos hits Bill Goldberg with a flying clothesline. Joaquin Campos uses a kick to the midsection on Bill Goldberg. Joaquin Campos goes for a backspin DDT, but Bill Goldberg blocks it. Bill Goldberg executes a spear on Joaquin Campos. Bill Goldberg is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The winner is Bill Goldberg. Time of match: 0:12:52 ~~~~~ VIOLET: GOLDBERG WINS THE TV TITLE!!!! JAKE: Man, he and Campos have had 2 great matches and each have split the series. VIOLET: I also think Campos is concentrating on revenge against Vega for blinding him. JAKE: Yeah, but Campos has already wrestled twice tonight and Vega will have wrestled once. I don_t like the chances of Campos. VIOLET: Well, if anyone can do the impossible, it would be him. When was the last time you expected a 431 pound guy to do high fying moves? JAKE: To be honest, never. VIOLET: And Campos does it. Though I am still wondering who his bodyguard is. JAKE: Who cares. Next up, we have 8 chicks going at it. T AND A!!!! T AND A!!!! VIOLET: This is the 4 corners women_s tag match. *Violet is listening to her headset* I am getting word that Iron Maiden has.....what? OK, let_s go to the back with Michael Cole outside the Dark Church locker room. COLE: (stands in front of the Church locker room) Well, the word is that some unknown assailant came into the Church locker room when only Iron Maiden was around. She was evidently pummelled by this person and the Black Knight is....WHOA!!!! (The Black Knight and Paladin are having words with some AGW officials, including Speed Racer.) Black Knight: Speed, you think this is some sort of joke? Just because we aren_t with you in storyland out there doesn_t mean that you have to be so indifferent. Speed Racer: That_s not it at all, man. I don_t know who went in there. If I knew I_d tell you and that person would be fired by me. Paladin: Yeah right. Is this how the AGW Clique plays ball? Speed Racer: Guys, get over it. Yeah, I have gotten to be close friends with Paris and Gardner and Mostest but I am also still friends with you guys. We broke into the big times together, guys. Knight, you were the guy who taught me everything I know about submission wrestling. Black Knight: Damn right, only to be repaid by lax security. Speed Racer: Where_s Johnny? Maybe he did it? Paladin: Nope. Johnny and I were talking with a few of the other wrestlers when it happened. I thought the Knight was with Lori. Black Knight: Yeah, and I was in the can in Mostest_s locker room since ours mysteriously stopped working. Speed Racer: Listen guys, I don_t know what happened to Lori but I_m just as angry about it as you. Black Knight: Well, Johnny is going to go to the hospital to keep an eye on her and find out from her who it was that attacked her. Since we wouldn_t be able to get out of our matches. Hell, I_ve still got 3 or 4. Speed Racer: All right. I_m sending Grant and Mel to the hospital with Johnny and Lori. (Speed walks off to some other front office people while the Knight sits on a wooden crate with his hands on his head.) VIOLET: Wow, I.....I am not really sure what to say. Someone attacked L...the Iron Maiden? JAKE: Man. I have word that Zoe will take her place in this match so I guess we can get it going. None of the ladies look very happy though. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team four corners match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Brad Steel... At a total combined weight of 269 pounds... Brenda Steel and Erica Reid Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 279 pounds... Tiffany Jones and Zoe Burgess Their opponents... Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz and Miss Jacqueline... At a total combined weight of 309 pounds... Qetesh and Katrina Morris Their opponents... Led to the ring by Mark Paris... At a total combined weight of 230 pounds... "The Extreme Porn Star" Jenna Jameson and "The Bad Girl of the AGW" Rachel Morris They lock up. Zoe Burgess hits Katrina Morris with a faceslam. Katrina Morris runs into the ropes. Katrina Morris hits Zoe Burgess with a shoulderblock. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. She returns with the microphone. Katrina Morris hits her with the microphone. Mike Kwolek throws the microphone out of the ring. Katrina Morris goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Zoe Burgess blocks it. Zoe Burgess goes for a European uppercut, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Katrina Morris nails Zoe Burgess with a bulldog headlock. Katrina Morris tags out to Qetesh. Qetesh hits Zoe Burgess with a legsweep. Qetesh uses a choke slam on Zoe Burgess. Qetesh gives the sign for the Nubian Pride. Qetesh executes the Nubian Pride on Zoe Burgess. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Qetesh hits a flying fistdrop on Zoe Burgess. Qetesh gets the STF on Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess is valiantly trying to break the hold. Zoe Burgess reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Qetesh goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Zoe Burgess blocks it. Zoe Burgess hits Qetesh with a kick to the thigh. Qetesh whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it. Qetesh hits Zoe Burgess with a backspin DDT. Qetesh nails Zoe Burgess with a monkey flip. Qetesh goes for a monkey flip, but Zoe Burgess blocks it. Zoe Burgess tags out to Tiffany Jones. Katrina Morris enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tiffany Jones and Zoe Burgess whip Qetesh into the ropes. They hit Qetesh with a double kick to the midsection. Zoe Burgess leaves the ring. Tiffany Jones goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Qetesh counters it with a backdrop. Qetesh is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Qetesh tags out to Rachel Morris. Rachel Morris takes Tiffany Jones down with a Northern Lights bomb. Rachel Morris gives the crowd the finger. Rachel Morris nails Tiffany Jones with a Death Valley Driver. Rachel Morris goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Tiffany Jones counters it with an elbowsmash. Tiffany Jones tags out to Erica Reid. Erica Reid goes for a back heel kick, but Rachel Morris counters it with a legsweep. Rachel Morris tags out to Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson and Rachel Morris whip Erica Reid into the ropes. They hit Erica Reid with a double clothesline. Jenna Jameson and Rachel Morris whip Erica Reid into the ropes. They hit Erica Reid with a double kick to the midsection. Rachel Morris leaves the ring. Jenna Jameson tags out to Qetesh. Qetesh whips Erica Reid into the turnbuckle. Qetesh hits a backbreaker on Erica Reid. Qetesh goes for a Boston crab, but Erica Reid blocks it. Erica Reid tags out to Brenda Steel. Brenda Steel and Erica Reid hit Qetesh with a double elbowdrop. Erica Reid leaves the ring. Brenda Steel goes for an armbar submission, but Qetesh blocks it. Qetesh executes a front slam on Brenda Steel. Qetesh runs into the ropes. Brenda Steel misses with a shoulderblock. Qetesh hits a leg lariat on Brenda Steel. Qetesh nails Brenda Steel with a reverse neckbreaker. Qetesh tags out to Katrina Morris. Erica Reid enters the ring and lays out Qetesh. Brenda Steel and Erica Reid hit Katrina Morris with a double elbowdrop. Erica Reid leaves the ring. Brenda Steel leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Brenda Steel takes the chair. Brenda Steel executes a flying axhandle with the chair on Katrina Morris. Brenda Steel goes for a backbreaker, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Katrina Morris tags out to Qetesh. Erica Reid enters the ring, but gets cut off. Katrina Morris takes Brenda Steel down with a dropkick. Qetesh hits a belly-to-back suplex on Brenda Steel. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Qetesh tags out to Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson whips Brenda Steel into the ropes. Jenna Jameson hits Brenda Steel with a backdrop. Jenna Jameson hits flying headscissors on Brenda Steel. Jenna Jameson hits the Porno-plex on Brenda Steel. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jenna Jameson executes a brain buster on Brenda Steel. Jenna Jameson tags out to Rachel Morris. Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson whip Brenda Steel into the ropes. They hit Brenda Steel with a double fist to the midsection. Jenna Jameson leaves the ring. Rachel Morris goes for a boot choke, but Brenda Steel blocks it. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Brenda Steel tags out to Erica Reid. Jenna Jameson enters the ring and lays out Brenda Steel. Jenna Jameson leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Jenna Jameson sets up the chair. Jenna Jameson goes for a brain buster, but Erica Reid blocks it. Jenna Jameson rolls out of the ring. Brenda Steel hits Rachel Morris with a legsweep faceslam. Erica Reid uses a flying kneedrop on Rachel Morris. Erica Reid locks Rachel Morris in a figure-four leglock. Rachel Morris tries to escape the hold. Rachel Morris tries to fight the pain. Rachel Morris' shoulders are on the mat. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Erica Reid lets go after 53 seconds. Erica Reid whips Rachel Morris into the ropes. Erica Reid misses with a clothesline. Erica Reid misses with an elbow. Rachel Morris hits Erica Reid with a kick. Rachel Morris tags out to Qetesh. Qetesh takes Erica Reid down with a belly-to-back suplex. Qetesh whips Erica Reid into the ropes. Erica Reid hits Qetesh with an elbow. Brenda Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Erica Reid and Brenda Steel hit Qetesh with a double armbar submission. Brenda Steel leaves the ring. Erica Reid catches Qetesh in a double reverse chinlock. Qetesh breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Qetesh whips Erica Reid into the ropes. Erica Reid goes for an Asai moonsault, but Qetesh side-steps and Erica Reid only hits air. Qetesh nails Erica Reid with an inverted power bomb. Qetesh goes for a cobra clutch, but Erica Reid counters it with an armdrag takedown. Erica Reid whips Qetesh into the ropes. Erica Reid misses with a shoulderblock. Erica Reid misses with a shoulderblock. Qetesh hits Erica Reid with an elbow. Qetesh goes for a brain buster, but Erica Reid blocks it. Erica Reid goes for an Asai moonsault, but Qetesh side-steps and Erica Reid only hits air. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Qetesh leaves the ring. She returns with a string of barb wire. Qetesh takes a swing at Erica Reid with the string of barb wire, but she gets out of the way. Erica Reid snatches the string of barb wire from her. Erica Reid hits her with the string of barb wire. Erica Reid goes for a somersault senton, but Qetesh rolls out of the way. Qetesh runs into the ropes. Qetesh hits Erica Reid with a kick. Qetesh tags out to Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris and Qetesh whip Erica Reid into the ropes. They hit Erica Reid with a double clothesline. Qetesh leaves the ring. Katrina Morris executes a kick to the midsection on Erica Reid. Katrina Morris takes Erica Reid down with a bulldog headlock. Katrina Morris goes for a superkick, but Erica Reid ducks out of the way. Brenda Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Qetesh enters the ring and lays out Brenda Steel. Qetesh goes for a backbreaker, but Erica Reid blocks it. Qetesh rolls out of the ring. Erica Reid and Brenda Steel whip Katrina Morris into the ropes. They hit Katrina Morris with a double fist to the midsection. Erica Reid and Brenda Steel whip Katrina Morris into the ropes. They hit Katrina Morris with a double elbowsmash. Erica Reid uses a back heel kick on Katrina Morris. Erica Reid executes a faceslam on Katrina Morris. Brenda Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brenda Steel executes a brain buster on Katrina Morris. Erica Reid goes for a flying kneedrop, but Katrina Morris rolls out of the way. Brenda Steel leaves the ring. Katrina Morris places Erica Reid on the turnbuckle. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Katrina Morris sets up the chair. Katrina Morris nails Erica Reid with a superplex onto the chair. Katrina Morris tags out to Qetesh. Qetesh whips Erica Reid into the ropes. Erica Reid hits Qetesh with a kick. Erica Reid tags out to Tiffany Jones. Tiffany Jones whips Qetesh into the ropes. Tiffany Jones hits Qetesh with a clothesline. Qetesh falls out of the ring. Tiffany Jones goes through the ropes. Tiffany Jones knocks Qetesh into the ringsteps. Zoe Burgess comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris comes over and lays out Zoe Burgess. Katrina Morris executes a dropkick on Tiffany Jones. Qetesh executes an enzuigiri on Tiffany Jones. Malik Shabazz comes from behind and distracts Tiffany Jones. They're brawling inside the ring area. Qetesh executes a forearm to the back on Tiffany Jones. Katrina Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris goes for a high knee, but Tiffany Jones ducks out of the way. Katrina Morris hits Qetesh. Tiffany Jones goes for a flying sunset flip, but Qetesh counters it with a choke lift. Qetesh knocks Tiffany Jones into the ringsteps. Qetesh executes a brain buster on Tiffany Jones. Malik Shabazz comes from behind, but Tiffany Jones nails Malik Shabazz. Qetesh is handed a cheese grater. Qetesh hits her with the cheese grater. Qetesh goes for a brain buster, but Tiffany Jones blocks it. Tiffany Jones nails Qetesh with a dropkick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Qetesh knocks Tiffany Jones into the ringpost. Qetesh whips Tiffany Jones into the guardrail. Qetesh executes a chop on Tiffany Jones. Qetesh reenters the ring. Tiffany Jones follows her back in. Qetesh hits a dropkick to the knee on Tiffany Jones. Katrina Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Qetesh nails Tiffany Jones with a front slam. Qetesh whips Tiffany Jones into the ropes. Tiffany Jones hits Qetesh with an enzuilariato. Qetesh hits a monkey flip on Tiffany Jones. Qetesh gets a cobra clutch on Tiffany Jones. Tiffany Jones reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Qetesh goes for a front slam, but Tiffany Jones turns in mid-air and lands on her. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tiffany Jones punches Qetesh. Tiffany Jones punches Qetesh. Tiffany Jones takes Qetesh down with neck-scissors. Tiffany Jones goes for a hiptoss, but Qetesh blocks it. Qetesh tags out to Katrina Morris. Qetesh leaves the ring. Katrina Morris nails Tiffany Jones with a reverse DDT. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Katrina Morris chops Tiffany Jones. Katrina Morris hits Tiffany Jones. Qetesh enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Qetesh leaves the ring. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Katrina Morris runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Katrina Morris hits Tiffany Jones with a Frankensteiner. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Katrina Morris gets a figure-four leglock on Tiffany Jones. Tiffany Jones breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Tiffany Jones tags out to Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess whips Katrina Morris into the ropes. Katrina Morris goes for a high knee, but Zoe Burgess side-steps and Katrina Morris only hits air. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Zoe Burgess places Katrina Morris on the turnbuckle. Zoe Burgess hits Katrina Morris with a belly-to-back superplex. Tiffany Jones enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tiffany Jones leaves the ring. Zoe Burgess nails Katrina Morris with a backspin DDT. Zoe Burgess is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Katrina Morris hits Zoe Burgess with a power bomb into a bridge. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Katrina Morris executes a Frankensteiner on Zoe Burgess. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Katrina Morris goes for an armdrag takedown, but Zoe Burgess blocks it. Zoe Burgess tags out to Erica Reid. Erica Reid uses a forearm to the back on Katrina Morris. Erica Reid whips Katrina Morris into the ropes, but Katrina Morris reverses it. Katrina Morris executes a kick to the head on Erica Reid. Katrina Morris whips Erica Reid into the ropes. Erica Reid misses with a clothesline. Katrina Morris misses with a clothesline. Katrina Morris hits Erica Reid with a shoulderblock. Katrina Morris runs into the ropes. Erica Reid misses with a shoulderblock. Erica Reid hits Katrina Morris with a clothesline. Erica Reid goes for a bodyslam, but Katrina Morris counters it with a small package. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Erica Reid executes a monkey flip on Katrina Morris. Erica Reid runs into the ropes. Katrina Morris misses with a clothesline. Katrina Morris misses with a shoulderblock. Erica Reid hits Katrina Morris with a clothesline. Erica Reid throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Erica Reid goes through the ropes. Erica Reid executes a jumping side kick on Katrina Morris. Erica Reid executes an elbowdrop on Katrina Morris. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Erica Reid nails Miss Jacqueline. Katrina Morris knocks Erica Reid into the ringsteps. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Erica Reid nails Miss Jacqueline. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris nails Erica Reid with a Frankensteiner. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris knocks Erica Reid into the ringsteps. Katrina Morris executes a DDT on Erica Reid. Erica Reid is busted wide open. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris sets up a table. Katrina Morris nails Erica Reid with a series of slaps. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris waves to the crowd. Katrina Morris knocks Erica Reid into the ringpost. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris whips Erica Reid into the guardrail. Katrina Morris hits Erica Reid with a belly-to-belly suplex. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris is handed the microphone. Katrina Morris hits her with the microphone. Katrina Morris goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Erica Reid counters it with a backdrop. Erica Reid is handed a mop. Erica Reid hits her with the mop. Erica Reid sets up Katrina Morris on the table. Erica Reid executes a brain buster through the table. The table is broken in half. Erica Reid reenters the ring. Katrina Morris follows her back in. Katrina Morris brings the table into the ring. Katrina Morris sets up Erica Reid on the table. Katrina Morris tries to drive Erica Reid through the table with an Asai moonsault, but she moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Erica Reid tags out to Brenda Steel. Erica Reid leaves the ring. Brenda Steel attempts to place Katrina Morris on the turnbuckle, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Brenda Steel chops Katrina Morris. Brenda Steel chops Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris kicks Brenda Steel. Brenda Steel kicks Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris punches Brenda Steel. Katrina Morris chops Brenda Steel. Katrina Morris whips Brenda Steel into the turnbuckle. Katrina Morris throws Brenda Steel out of the ring. Katrina Morris jumps onto her with a plancha. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris whips Brenda Steel into the guardrail. Katrina Morris uses a flying cross body press on Brenda Steel. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brenda Steel hits Katrina Morris with a monkey flip. Erica Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Brenda Steel is handed a sledgehammer. Brenda Steel hits her with the sledgehammer. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Brenda Steel. Katrina Morris goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Brenda Steel counters it with a punch. Brad Steel comes from behind and distracts Katrina Morris. Brenda Steel sets up a table. Brenda Steel hits her with a sledgehammer. Erica Reid comes over to make it two-on-one. Brenda Steel takes a swing at Katrina Morris with the sledgehammer, but she gets out of the way. Katrina Morris snatches the sledgehammer from her. Katrina Morris hits her with the sledgehammer. Brenda Steel is busted wide open. They're brawling inside the ring area. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris sets up Brenda Steel on the table. Katrina Morris executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Katrina Morris grabs a chair. Katrina Morris sets up the chair. Katrina Morris uses a DDT onto the chair on Brenda Steel. Katrina Morris knocks Brenda Steel into the ringsteps. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris sets up a table. Katrina Morris throws Brenda Steel back into the ring. Katrina Morris is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Katrina Morris tags out to Qetesh. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Qetesh puts Brenda Steel in a double reverse chinlock. Brenda Steel is struggling to reach the ropes. Brenda Steel tries to fight the pain. Brenda Steel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 32 seconds. Qetesh hits Brenda Steel with a flying elbowdrop. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Qetesh nails Brenda Steel with a chop. Qetesh runs into the ropes. Qetesh misses with a kick. Brenda Steel hits Qetesh with a shoulderblock. Brenda Steel tags out to Erica Reid. Erica Reid tags out to Rachel Morris. Rachel Morris whips Qetesh into the ropes. Mark Paris trips Qetesh. Jenna Jameson enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jenna Jameson leaves the ring. Rachel Morris leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Rachel Morris sets up the chair. Rachel Morris goes for a dragon suplex, but Qetesh blocks it. Qetesh hits Rachel Morris. Rachel Morris hits Qetesh. Qetesh kicks Rachel Morris. Qetesh hits Rachel Morris. Rachel Morris punches Qetesh. Rachel Morris punches Qetesh. Rachel Morris hits a hair pull on Qetesh. Rachel Morris nails Qetesh with a fisherman buster. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Rachel Morris tags out to Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Qetesh. Jenna Jameson throws Qetesh out of the ring. Jenna Jameson goes through the ropes. Jenna Jameson is handed a crowbar. Jenna Jameson hits her with the crowbar. Mark Paris comes from behind, but Qetesh nails Mark Paris. Jenna Jameson sets up Qetesh on the table. Jenna Jameson executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Jenna Jameson hits her with a crowbar. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jenna Jameson whips Qetesh into the guardrail. Jenna Jameson throws Qetesh back into the ring. Jenna Jameson puts Qetesh in the STF. Qetesh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Jenna Jameson runs into the ropes. Qetesh hits Jenna Jameson with a shoulderblock. Qetesh tags out to Katrina Morris. Qetesh leaves the ring. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Katrina Morris takes the chair. Katrina Morris nails Jenna Jameson with an Asai moonsault with the chair. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jenna Jameson begs off. Katrina Morris whips Jenna Jameson into the turnbuckle, but Jenna Jameson reverses it. Katrina Morris comes back and rocks Jenna Jameson with an elbow. Katrina Morris hits a Hotshot on Jenna Jameson. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Katrina Morris goes for a faceslam, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson nails Katrina Morris with an armbreaker. Jenna Jameson runs into the ropes. Jenna Jameson nails Katrina Morris with a high knee. Jenna Jameson is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Jenna Jameson executes a headlock takedown on Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris whips Jenna Jameson into the ropes, but Jenna Jameson reverses it. Jenna Jameson hits Katrina Morris with an elbow. Jenna Jameson executes a jumping DDT on Katrina Morris. Jenna Jameson leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Jenna Jameson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Jenna Jameson takes Katrina Morris down with a jumping DDT. Jenna Jameson executes the Orgasmic Moonsault on Katrina Morris. Jenna Jameson goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline distracts Mike Kwolek. Katrina Morris takes the microphone and uses it on her. She goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Katrina Morris runs into the ropes. Katrina Morris misses with a clothesline. Katrina Morris nails Jenna Jameson with a clothesline. Jenna Jameson begs off. Katrina Morris goes for a Boston crab, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson hits flying headscissors on Katrina Morris. Jenna Jameson hits Katrina Morris with a dropkick to the knee. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Jenna Jameson chops Katrina Morris. Jenna Jameson chops Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris chops Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson kicks Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris hits Jenna Jameson. Katrina Morris goes for a back suplex, but Jenna Jameson counters it with a facerake. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Jenna Jameson nails Katrina Morris with an armbreaker. Jenna Jameson chops Katrina Morris. Jenna Jameson chops Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris hits Jenna Jameson. Katrina Morris punches Jenna Jameson. Katrina Morris tags out to Qetesh. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Qetesh goes for a faceslam, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson hits Qetesh with a German suplex. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jenna Jameson hits a headlock takedown on Qetesh. Jenna Jameson chops Qetesh. Jenna Jameson punches Qetesh. Rachel Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rachel Morris leaves the ring. Jenna Jameson goes for a headlock takedown, but Qetesh counters it with a back suplex. In turn, Jenna Jameson counters it with a cross-body block. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jenna Jameson goes for the Porno-plex, but Qetesh blocks it. Katrina Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Qetesh nails Jenna Jameson with a brain buster. Qetesh goes for a faceslam, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson throws Qetesh out of the ring. Jenna Jameson goes through the ropes. Jenna Jameson knocks Qetesh into the ringsteps. Rachel Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Jenna Jameson whips Qetesh into the guardrail. Rachel Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Jenna Jameson is handed a 2x4. Jenna Jameson hits her with the 2x4. Jenna Jameson sets up Qetesh on the table. Jenna Jameson executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Jenna Jameson throws Qetesh back into the ring. Jenna Jameson gets the STF on Qetesh. Qetesh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jenna Jameson executes an armbreaker on Qetesh. Jenna Jameson goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Qetesh counters it with an enzuilariato. Qetesh is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Qetesh complains about a slow count. Jenna Jameson executes an inside cradle on Qetesh. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Malik Shabazz throws Qetesh the African Staff. Qetesh hits Jenna Jameson with it and goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Jenna Jameson has been eliminated. The winners are Qetesh and Katrina Morris. Time of match: 0:29:41 ~~~~~ JAKE: The GenX team had to resort to illegal activity but I bet it feels good for Kat to get rid of Rachel_s team. VIOLET: Actually, Kat, Rose, Rachel and I all get along fine. JAKE: Uhhhh, OK. They lock up. Zoe Burgess hits a kick to the thigh on Erica Reid. Zoe Burgess hits her with the African Staff. Zoe Burgess goes for a faceslam, but Erica Reid blocks it. Erica Reid runs into the ropes. Zoe Burgess hits Erica Reid with a backdrop. Zoe Burgess hits her with the African Staff. Zoe Burgess takes Erica Reid down with a jumping neck snap. Zoe Burgess runs into the ropes. Erica Reid hits Zoe Burgess with a shoulderblock. Brenda Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brenda Steel leaves the ring. Erica Reid throws Zoe Burgess out of the ring. Erica Reid goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tiffany Jones comes over to make it two-on-one. Tiffany Jones comes over to make it two-on-one. Zoe Burgess knocks Erica Reid into the ringsteps. Tiffany Jones comes over to make it two-on-one. Zoe Burgess goes for a faceslam, but Erica Reid blocks it. Erica Reid hits Zoe Burgess with a flying forearm. Erica Reid knocks Zoe Burgess into the ringsteps. Brenda Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Erica Reid goes for an Asai moonsault, but Zoe Burgess side-steps and Erica Reid only hits air. Tiffany Jones comes over to make it two-on-one. Zoe Burgess hits a jumping neck snap on Erica Reid. Tiffany Jones comes over to make it two-on-one. Zoe Burgess executes a kick to the midsection on Erica Reid. Tiffany Jones comes over to make it two-on-one. Zoe Burgess goes for a back suplex, but Erica Reid turns in mid-air and lands on her. Brenda Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Erica Reid whips Zoe Burgess into the guardrail. Brenda Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Brenda Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Brenda Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Erica Reid nails Zoe Burgess with an Asai moonsault. Brenda Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Erica Reid hits Zoe Burgess with a DDT. Erica Reid is handed leather whip. Erica Reid hits her with the whip. They're brawling inside the ring area. Zoe Burgess knocks Erica Reid into the ringsteps. Tiffany Jones comes over to make it two-on-one. Tiffany Jones comes over to make it two-on-one. Zoe Burgess goes for a kick to the midsection, but Erica Reid counters it with a dragon screw. Erica Reid reenters the ring. Zoe Burgess follows her back in. Erica Reid chops Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess hits Erica Reid. Zoe Burgess kicks Erica Reid. Erica Reid hits Zoe Burgess. Erica Reid tags out to Brenda Steel. Erica Reid leaves the ring. Brenda Steel takes Zoe Burgess down with a crotch slam. Brenda Steel executes the Steel Trap on Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess tries to fight the pain. Zoe Burgess tries to escape the hold. Zoe Burgess summons one last burst of energy. Mike Kwolek tells Zoe Burgess to respond or he'll stop the fight. Zoe Burgess nods. Zoe Burgess tries to escape the hold. Zoe Burgess reaches the ropes after being trapped for 31 seconds. Brenda Steel nails Zoe Burgess with a diving shoulderblock. Brenda Steel whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it. Zoe Burgess hits Brenda Steel with a backdrop. Zoe Burgess executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Brenda Steel. Zoe Burgess goes for the Divinity, but Brenda Steel counters it with a DDT. Brenda Steel whips Zoe Burgess into the turnbuckle. Brenda Steel runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Zoe Burgess moves out of the way. Zoe Burgess whips Brenda Steel into the ropes. Zoe Burgess misses with a clothesline. Brenda Steel hits Zoe Burgess with a kick. Brenda Steel is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Tiffany Jones doesn't make it in time... three. Zoe Burgess has been eliminated. The winners are Brenda Steel and Erica Reid. Time of match: 0:36:28 ~~~~~ VIOLET: A vicious kick by Brenda knocked Zoe into next week. JAKE: Well, Zoe wasn_t exactl expecting to be in this match so she was surprised. VIOLET: It_s GenX against the Corporation here. They lock up. Qetesh whips Brenda Steel into the ropes. Brenda Steel misses with a kick. Qetesh hits Brenda Steel with a kick. Qetesh is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Qetesh runs into the ropes. Qetesh goes for a backspin DDT, but Brenda Steel blocks it. Erica Reid enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Erica Reid leaves the ring. Brenda Steel goes for a crotch slam, but Qetesh blocks it. Qetesh nails Brenda Steel with a reverse neckbreaker. Qetesh throws Brenda Steel out of the ring. Qetesh goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Katrina Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh whips Brenda Steel into the guardrail. Katrina Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh is handed a steel chain. Qetesh takes a swing at Brenda Steel with the steel chain, but she gets out of the way. Brenda Steel snatches the steel chain from her. Brenda Steel hits her with the steel chain. Brenda Steel goes for a crotch slam, but Qetesh blocks it. Katrina Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel comes from behind and distracts Qetesh. Brenda Steel whips Qetesh into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Katrina Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh goes for the Nubian Pride, but Brenda Steel counters it with a backdrop. Brenda Steel whips Qetesh into the guardrail. Brenda Steel whips her with a steel chain. Brenda Steel whips Qetesh into the guardrail. Brenda Steel goes for a flying forearm, but Qetesh ducks out of the way. Katrina Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh takes a swing at Brenda Steel with the steel chain, but she gets out of the way. Brenda Steel snatches the steel chain from her. Brenda Steel takes a swing at Qetesh with the steel chain, but she gets out of the way. Qetesh snatches the steel chain from her. Qetesh hits her with the steel chain. They're brawling inside the ring area. Qetesh reenters the ring. Brenda Steel follows her back in. Brenda Steel brings the the steel chain into the ring. Katrina Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Qetesh hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Brenda Steel. Qetesh takes a swing at Brenda Steel with the steel chain, but she gets out of the way. Brenda Steel snatches the steel chain from her. Brenda Steel hits her with the steel chain. Brenda Steel gives the sign for the Steel Trap. Brenda Steel executes the Steel Trap on Qetesh. Qetesh reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brenda Steel is bleeding like hell. Brenda Steel tags out to Erica Reid. Brenda Steel leaves the ring. Erica Reid hits Qetesh with a flying forearm. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Brenda Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brenda Steel leaves the ring. Erica Reid hits Qetesh with a German suplex. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Katrina Morris makes the save. Erica Reid goes for a German suplex, but Qetesh counters it with a backward kick .Qetesh hits her with a steel chain. Katrina Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Qetesh runs into the ropes. Qetesh takes Erica Reid down with a backspin DDT. Qetesh hits her with the steel chain. Mike Kwolek throws the steel chain out of the ring. Qetesh executes a flying fistdrop on Erica Reid. Katrina Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Qetesh nails Erica Reid with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Qetesh executes the Nubian Pride on Erica Reid. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Erica Reid uses a German suplex on Qetesh. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Malik Shabazz puts Qetesh's foot on the rope. Erica Reid executes a chop on Qetesh. Erica Reid uses a legsweep on Qetesh. Erica Reid runs into the ropes. Qetesh misses with a clothesline. Erica Reid hits Qetesh with a flying forearm. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Malik Shabazz distracts Mike Kwolek. Erica Reid whips Qetesh into the ropes. Qetesh misses with a clothesline. Qetesh hits Erica Reid with a clothesline. Qetesh executes a flying elbowdrop on Erica Reid. There is no referee to count. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Erica Reid has been eliminated. The winners are Qetesh and Katrina Morris. Time of match: 0:41:44 ~~~~~ JAKE: I tell ya, Shabazz and Jacqueline saved their team SO MANY TIMES!!!! They should have been pinned long ago. VIOLET: Doesn_t matter, Qetesh and Kat win it anyways. If anyone had doubts on the stamina of women in the wrestling ring, I think this will shut them up. JAKE: Yeah, even I admit that those broads are pretty good in there. VIOLET: Call them women or ladies or something. Chicks and broads are not the terms to use. JAKE: Sure, chicky. VIOLET: Hey, do you want this foot up your cakehole? Then SHUT UP. This next one is the Blindfold match. Both men will have blindfolds on as they try and wrestle. JAKE: I think Vega is quicker so he should win it. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Blindfold match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... From Miami, FL... Weighing in at 250 pounds... "Blackheart" Paul Vega His opponent... Led to the ring by 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson... Hailing from La Ciudad de Mexico... Weighing in at 431 pounds... "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos They spend a minute or two gaining their composure. They lock up. Paul Vega goes for a DDT, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Joaquin Campos goes for a kick to the midsection, but Paul Vega counters it with a legsweep. Paul Vega goes for a DDT, but Joaquin Campos throws him off. Paul Vega misses with an elbow. Joaquin Campos executes a backspin DDT on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos executes a ropeburn on Paul Vega. Paul Vega hits Joaquin Campos with rolling clothesline. Paul Vega goes for a short clothesline, but Joaquin Campos counters it with a hiptoss. Paul Vega takes Joaquin Campos down with a dropkick to the face. Paul Vega executes a spinning leg lariat on Joaquin Campos. Paul Vega goes for a figure-four leglock, but Joaquin Campos kicks him off. Joaquin Campos hits Paul Vega with a low blow. Joaquin Campos hits a Northern Lights suplex on Paul Vega. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Joaquin Campos executes a Western lariat on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Joaquin Campos executes a double-axhandle chop on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos whips Paul Vega into the ropes. Paul Vega hits Joaquin Campos with a kick. Paul Vega executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Joaquin Campos. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Paul Vega whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes. Joaquin Campos executes a backspin DDT on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos throws Paul Vega out of the ring. Joaquin Campos goes through the ropes. Joaquin Campos uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos uses a thrust kick to the head on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Joaquin Campos nails Paul Vega with a frog splash. They're brawling inside the ring area. Joaquin Campos attempts a springboard legdrop, but slips and falls. Joaquin Campos sets up a table. Joaquin Campos throws Paul Vega back into the ring. Joaquin Campos is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Joaquin Campos leaves the ring. He returns with the cerveza bottle. Joaquin Campos takes a swing at Paul Vega with the cerveza bottle, but he gets out of the way. Paul Vega snatches the cerveza bottle from him. Paul Vega hits him with the cerveza bottle. Paul Vega nails Joaquin Campos with a lariat. Paul Vega nails Joaquin Campos with a dropkick to the face. Paul Vega is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Paul Vega executes a dropkick to the knee on Joaquin Campos. Paul Vega goes for a DDT, but Joaquin Campos throws him off. Joaquin Campos kicks Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos punches Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos chops Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos hits a flying bulldog on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos throws Paul Vega out of the ring. Joaquin Campos goes through the ropes. Joaquin Campos is handed an acoustic guitar. Joaquin Campos hits him with the acoustic guitar. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paul Vega sets up Joaquin Campos on the table. Paul Vega tries to drive Joaquin Campos through the table with an Asai moonsault , but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Joaquin Campos whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. Joaquin Campos executes an inverted power bomb on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos nails Paul Vega with a flying axhandle. Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on Paul Vega on the concrete floor. Paul Vega is out cold. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paul Vega hits him with . Paul Vega sets up a table. Paul Vega goes for a DDT, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Joaquin Campos goes for a Russian legsweep, but Paul Vega counters it with an elbowsmash. Paul Vega goes for the The Blackheart Punch, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Paul Vega sets up Joaquin Campos on the table. Paul Vega executes a slingshot legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Joaquin Campos nails Susan Blake. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Joaquin Campos nails Susan Blake. Paul Vega takes Joaquin Campos down with a spinning leg lariat. Joaquin Campos sets up a table. Joaquin Campos whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. Joaquin Campos is handed the cerveza bottle. Joaquin Campos hits him with the cerveza bottle. Joaquin Campos is handed the chain. Joaquin Campos hits him with the chain. Joaquin Campos executes a backdrop driver on Paul Vega. Joaquin Campos reenters the ring. Paul Vega follows him back in. Joaquin Campos is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Susan Blake distracts Derek Aston. Paul Vega goes for a back heel kick, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Derek Aston is back on the job. Joaquin Campos throws Paul Vega out of the ring. Joaquin Campos goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Joaquin Campos. Paul Vega uses a kick to the midsection on Joaquin Campos. Paul Vega takes Joaquin Campos down with a back heel kick. Paul Vega reenters the ring. Joaquin Campos follows him back in. Paul Vega runs into the ropes. Paul Vega misses with a shoulderblock. Paul Vega misses with an elbow. Joaquin Campos hits Paul Vega with an elbow. Joaquin Campos is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. VIOLET: They can_t find each other now. They are about 2 feet apart and walking in different directions. JAKE: At that rate, this match will never end. VIOLET: HEY!!!! Susan Blake is distracting the ref and Vega is taking his blindfold off!!! JAKE: Isn_t that slightly illegal in a BLINDFOLD match? VIOLET: Yeah. And he goes behind Campos and takes HIS blindfold off. What gives? JAKE: I think I know what gives..... Paul Vega spray green mist in opponents eyes. He goes for the pin. VIOLET: OH MY!!!!! Campos just got sprayed in the eyes once again with that mist!! Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Paul Vega whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes, but Joaquin Campos reverses it. Paul Vega hits Joaquin Campos with a kick. Derek Aston is back on the job. Paul Vega executes the The Blackheart Punch on Joaquin Campos. Paul Vega goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson distracts Derek Aston. JAKE: Campos ain_t giving up. Paul Vega gives the sign for the The Blackheart Punch. Paul Vega executes the The Blackheart Punch on Joaquin Campos. Paul Vega goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson distracts Derek Aston. VIOLET: AGAIN!!! Johnson is looking out for the big guy at the right time. JAKE: Campos is slowly getting up as Vega has turned his attention to Johnson. Look out!! Joaquin Campos spits tabasco sauce into his eyes. He goes for the pin. VIOLET: Turnabout is fair play. I don_t think Vega had gotten a clear shot with that mist earlier. This should be it. There is no referee to count. Susan Blake enters the ring and hits Joaquin Campos with the Mace. Paul Vega takes Joaquin Campos down with rolling clothesline. Paul Vega leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Paul Vega runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Paul Vega nails Joaquin Campos with a dropkick to the knee. Derek Aston is back on the job. Paul Vega goes for a DDT, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Joaquin Campos runs into the ropes. Paul Vega and Joaquin Campos get hit with a double clothesline. Paul Vega goes for rolling clothesline, but Joaquin Campos ducks out of the way. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Joaquin Campos goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Paul Vega blocks it. Paul Vega hits Joaquin Campos with a superkick. Joaquin Campos spits tabasco sauce into his eyes. JAKE: WHOA!!!!! VIOLET: Vega superkicked Campos and Campos spit more tabasco sauce right into Vega_s eyes. THAT was a clear shot and Vega is writhing in pain. He goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The winner is Joaquin Campos. Time of match: 0:20:03 VIOLET: What a victory. That should be some sweet revenge for Campos. ("Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube begins to blare, and longtime HCPB fans go nuts as they know what is coming next. Both Vega and Campos are still blindfolded, but Campos is standing calmly, while Vega is very anxious. Suddenly, NEW JACK flies toward the ring like he was shot out a cannon, carrying the trademark garbage can full of weapons. When he reaches the ring, he throws the can into the ring, sending weapons everywhere. Among other things, we see a hockey stick, a cooking sheet, a pair of scissors, a ukelalie and curiously, a container of quick drying cement. New Jack picks up the ukelalie and bashes it over the blindfolded Paul Vega's head. He crumbles as the crowd pops. New Jack then picks up the scissors and cuts Campos's blindfold off. Campos puts Vega on his shoulders, while New Jack grabs the hockey stick and ascends the top rope. New Jack leaps off and "scores a goal" with Vega's head while Campos flips him (Doomsday Device style) and sends him crashing to the mat. Campos then quickly opens up the container of quick drying cement. He pours it in Vega's left ear, then his right ear. At this point, Sean Blake and Deathwish rush to the ring. Campos and New Jack bail out, and grab a microphone. By this point, the quick drying cement in Vega's ears has totally dried.) NEW JACK: *a chant of "New Jack - New Jack" begins* That's right sucka, you messed with my man Campos, and now ... you DEAF!! ... What am I doing, the fool can't hear me anyway. VIOLET: New Jack has come to the AGW as the bodyguard to the HCPB. JAKE: Not like they need him. Campos took care of Vega quite well himself. Vega is getting some medical attention in the ring. VIOLET: He is being stretechered out. I don_t think we_ll see him for the rest of the night. JAKE: Very doubtful. The Inner Circle are gonna be angry. I think their new guy, Skull Ganz, may be used as an equalizer. VIOLET: That remains to be seen. Next up is the battle for the 3 man tag titles. JAKE: Exactly. The Dark Church, who are a bit distracted by the attack on Iron Maiden, will face off with their old nemeses, the Legends Of Tombstone. Big time old school AGW matchup. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-six man tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW 3 Man Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kate Holiday... At a total combined weight of 820 pounds... Legends Of Tombstone and Virgil Earp Their opponents... Led to the ring by Obsidian and White Rose... At a total combined weight of 873 pounds... The AGW 3 Man Tag Team Champions... The Dark Church and Paladin They lock up. Virgil Earp nails Black Knight with a butt-bump. Virgil Earp hits a double underhook suplex on Black Knight. Virgil Earp hits a fisherman suplex on Black Knight. Rich McKinnon counts: One, shoulder up. Virgil Earp goes for a forearm smash, but Black Knight blocks it. Black Mage enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Doc Holiday enters the ring and throws Black Mage out of the ring. Virgil Earp and Doc Holiday hit Black Knight with a double elbowdrop. Doc Holiday leaves the ring. Virgil Earp uses a butt-bump on Black Knight. Virgil Earp tags out to Doc Holiday. Virgil Earp hits Black Knight with a double underhook backbreaker. Doc Holiday hits Black Knight with a frog splash. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Virgil Earp leaves the ring. Doc Holiday hits a headbutt on Black Knight. Doc Holiday goes for a lariat, but Black Knight counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. In turn, Doc Holiday counters it with a facerake. Doc Holiday hits a jumping elbow thrust on Black Knight. Doc Holiday nails Black Knight with a headbutt. Doc Holiday nails Black Knight with a lariat. Doc Holiday hits a flying forearm on Black Knight. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Virgil Earp enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Paladin enters the ring, but gets cut off. Doc Holiday and Virgil Earp hit Black Knight with a double elbowdrop. Virgil Earp uses a butt-bump on Black Knight. Doc Holiday catches Black Knight in a full nelson. Black Knight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Paladin gets back up and lays out Virgil Earp. Paladin hits a choke slam on Doc Holiday. Black Knight executes a flying kneedrop on Doc Holiday. Paladin leaves the ring. Black Knight whips Doc Holiday into the ropes, but Doc Holiday reverses it. Doc Holiday uses a fist to the midsection on Black Knight. Doc Holiday tags out to Virgil Earp. Virgil Earp whips Black Knight into the ropes, but Black Knight reverses it. Virgil Earp goes for a football tackle, but Black Knight counters it with a choke sleeper. Virgil Earp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Black Knight attempts to place Virgil Earp on the turnbuckle, but Virgil Earp blocks it. Black Knight uses a tornado DDT on Virgil Earp. Black Knight uses a back heel kick on Virgil Earp. Black Knight takes Virgil Earp down with a tornado DDT. Black Knight goes for a chokehold, but Virgil Earp blocks it. Virgil Earp hits Black Knight with a flying sunset flip. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Virgil Earp attempts to place Black Knight on the turnbuckle, but Black Knight blocks it. Virgil Earp tags out to Doc Holiday. Doc Holiday and Virgil Earp hit Black Knight with a double flying headbutt. Doc Holiday and Virgil Earp whip Black Knight into the ropes. They hit Black Knight with a double elbowsmash. Virgil Earp hits Black Knight with a football tackle. Doc Holiday goes for a full nelson, but Black Knight counters it with a go-behind. Virgil Earp leaves the ring. Black Knight goes for a back suplex, but Doc Holiday flips over. Doc Holiday executes a German suplex on Black Knight. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Doc Holiday places Black Knight on the turnbuckle. Doc Holiday nails Black Knight with a belly-to-belly superplex. Doc Holiday nails Black Knight with a flying forearm. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Black Knight tags out to Paladin. Virgil Earp enters the ring and lays out Black Knight. Doc Holiday and Virgil Earp hit Paladin with a double elbowdrop. Virgil Earp leaves the ring. Doc Holiday hits Paladin with a Western lariat. Doc Holiday is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Doc Holiday locks Paladin in an armlock hammerlock submission. Paladin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Doc Holiday gives him a Western lariat, but Paladin doesn't even care. Doc Holiday whips Paladin into the ropes. Paladin misses with a kick. Doc Holiday misses with a shoulderblock. Doc Holiday hits Paladin with a kick. Doc Holiday goes for a flying kneedrop, but Paladin rolls out of the way. Paladin hits Doc Holiday with a diving shoulderblock. Paladin places Doc Holiday on the turnbuckle. Paladin uses a superplex on Doc Holiday. Paladin uses a diving shoulderblock on Doc Holiday. Paladin catches Doc Holiday in a choke lift. Doc Holiday reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Paladin gets an armlock leglock submission on Doc Holiday. Doc Holiday is struggling to reach the ropes. Doc Holiday reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds. Paladin puts Doc Holiday in the torture rack. Doc Holiday breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Doc Holiday tags out to Wyatt Earp. Black Knight enters the ring and lays out Doc Holiday. Paladin and Black Knight hit Wyatt Earp with a double running lariat. Black Knight leaves the ring. Paladin uses a forearm smash on Wyatt Earp. Paladin locks Wyatt Earp in a bearhug. Wyatt Earp is struggling to reach the ropes. Wyatt Earp reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Paladin hits Wyatt Earp with a powerslam. Paladin goes for a falling splash, but Wyatt Earp gets his knees up. Wyatt Earp whips Paladin into the ropes. Wyatt Earp hits Paladin with a shoulderblock. Wyatt Earp executes a faceslam on Paladin. Wyatt Earp is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Wyatt Earp gives him a fist to the midsection, but Paladin doesn't even care. Wyatt Earp hits Paladin with a forearm smash. Wyatt Earp uses a fist to the midsection on Paladin. Paladin executes an armbar takedown on Wyatt Earp. Paladin is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Paladin runs into the ropes. Wyatt Earp hits Paladin with a shoulderblock. Wyatt Earp nails Paladin with a flying headbutt. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wyatt Earp takes Paladin down with a Western lariat. Wyatt Earp throws Paladin out of the ring. Wyatt Earp goes through the ropes. Paladin is handed the chair. Paladin hits him with the chair. Paladin uses a powerslam on Wyatt Earp. Paladin reenters the ring. Wyatt Earp follows him back in. Paladin takes Wyatt Earp down with a falling splash. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Paladin hits Wyatt Earp with a flying kneedrop. Paladin throws Wyatt Earp out of the ring. Paladin goes through the ropes. Paladin hits Wyatt Earp with a diamond cutter. Paladin knocks Wyatt Earp into the ringsteps. Black Knight comes over to make it two-on-one. Paladin and Black Knight hit Wyatt Earp with a double brain buster. Doc Holiday comes over and lays out Black Knight. Doc Holiday gives him a DDT, but Paladin doesn't budge. Black Knight goes for a kick to the head, but Wyatt Earp blocks it. Doc Holiday goes for a German suplex, but Black Knight counters it with a facerake. Paladin comes over to make it two-on-one. Black Knight and Paladin hit Doc Holiday with a double brain buster. They're brawling inside the ring area. Black Knight hits a series of kicks on Doc Holiday. Black Knight knocks Doc Holiday into the ringsteps. Paladin comes over to make it two-on-one. Wyatt Earp comes over and lays out Paladin. Wyatt Earp executes a kick to the head on Black Knight. Doc Holiday puts Black Knight in a double chickenwing submission. Doc Holiday hits Black Knight with a front slam. Wyatt Earp comes over to make it two-on-one. Wyatt Earp hits Black Knight with an enzuigiri to the face. Doc Holiday takes Black Knight down with a German suplex. Wyatt Earp goes for a kick to the head, but Black Knight blocks it. Paladin goes for a lariat, but Wyatt Earp ducks out of the way. Wyatt Earp catches Paladin totally by surprise. Wyatt Earp goes for the Peacemaker, but he can't do it. Paladin counters it with a reverse cradle. Paladin uses an armbar takedown on Wyatt Earp. Black Knight comes over to make it two-on-one. Doc Holiday comes over, but gets cut off. Black Knight hits Wyatt Earp with a kick to the head. Paladin catches Wyatt Earp in a double chickenwing submission. Paladin goes for the Righteous Wrath, but Wyatt Earp counters it with a backdrop . Wyatt Earp executes a flying forearm on Paladin. Doc Holiday comes over to make it two-on-one. Black Knight comes over and lays out Doc Holiday. Paladin and Black Knight hit Wyatt Earp with a double flying kneedrop. Paladin executes a front slam on Wyatt Earp. Paladin throws Wyatt Earp back into the ring. Paladin gives the sign for the Righteous Wrath. Paladin executes the Righteous Wrath on Wyatt Earp. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Doc Holiday makes the save. Wyatt Earp chops Paladin. Paladin chops Wyatt Earp. Paladin chops Wyatt Earp. Wyatt Earp chops Paladin. Wyatt Earp nails Paladin with a fist to the midsection. Wyatt Earp takes Paladin down with a flying forearm. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Obsidian distracts Rich McKinnon. Wyatt Earp executes an enzuigiri on Paladin. Doc Holiday enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Wyatt Earp and Doc Holiday hit Paladin with a double kneelift. Doc Holiday leaves the ring. Wyatt Earp gives him a kick to the head, but Paladin only stares at him. Paladin goes for the torture rack, but Wyatt Earp counters it with a facerake. Wyatt Earp whips Paladin into the ropes. Paladin executes a backspin DDT on Wyatt Earp. Paladin uses a double-axhandle to the back on Wyatt Earp. Rich McKinnon is back on the job. Paladin hits a splash on Wyatt Earp. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. The winners are The Dark Church and Paladin. Time of match: 0:13:36 ~~~~~ VIOLET: That was an exciting win for the Church. That big man, Paladin, threw his weight around in the end. JAKE: Yeah, Wyatt tried to do the Peacemaker but Paladin is just too big and too strong. He polishes Earp off with a big splash. VIOLET: If one wants to compare the WWF_s ripoff of the Dark Church, the Ministry of Darkness, wwith the Church I guess Paladin would be Viscera. JAKE: Except Paladin could take just about every member of the Ministry on his own. Buncha posers. The Church has been around for 4 years and the Ministry....well...it_s a nice try but their ripoff is a bit OBVIOUS. VIOLET: I agree. Our next matchup is a bigtime match. Smooth Operator will face Brad Steel!! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Philadelphia, PA... Weighing in at 250 pounds... Brad Steel His opponent... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... From The Jungle... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Smooth Operator They lock up. Brad Steel goes for a spear, but Smooth Operator counters it with a DDT. Smooth Operator puts Brad Steel in a figure-four leglock. Brad Steel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brad Steel breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Brad Steel blocks it. Brad Steel executes a spear on Smooth Operator. Brad Steel whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Brad Steel with a shoulderblock. Smooth Operator hits Brad Steel with a flying kneedrop. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:01:03 ~~~~~ JAKE: WHAT?!?!?!?! VIOLET................. JAKE: Well, I think Smooth actually hurt Steel in there. VIOLET: Yeah, even Smooth is looking a bit worried. JAKE: I think he zigged with the kneedrop when he should have zagged. VIOLET: We have our second unsuspected injury of the night, the first being Iron Maiden and now Steel. I hope he is gonna be OK. JAKE: Smooth is leaving the ring but this isn_t exactly HOW he wanted to win. VIOLET: Yeah. It looks like Brad has come to a bit now. He appears to be able to walk back under his own power. Smooth knocked him out cold though. JAKE: Wow, this is quite an unusual night of wrestling. VIOLET: Yeah. Steel has left the ring area and now we are set for the matchup between Son Goku and Black Knight. The Knight wants to win this one not only for a shot at Gryphon, but for Iron Maiden. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Klilyn... Fighting out of Planet Vegeta... Weighing in at 230 pounds... Son Goku His opponent... Led to the ring by Obsidian... Hailing from Eden Castle, England... Weighing in at 253 pounds... Black Knight (The lights dim, the blue strobes cover the arena floor, and "The Great American Nightmare" by Rob Zombie and Howard Stern blasts over the PA. A chorus of boos rise up from the crowd as Corporate Commissioner Jenna Jameson leads "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris down the aisle. Stopping just short of the ring, Paris produces a mic.) Mark Paris: Now if you two will just hold on for one minute.... (The "Die Mark Die!" chant starts immediately.) Mark Paris: And if you people will SHUT UP for the same amount of time....then we can get down to business. Goku...Knight...I know that neither one of you really like me too much...and I really...don't...care...but I've got a proposition. Since one of you will be going on to face my buddy Gryph later tonight....let's just say that I can think of a few reasons why you'll make sure that he isn't able to walk out of the ring. Jenna Jameson: Yeah...I can think of about 500,000 reasons myself... Mark Paris: OH MY GOD that's a lot of reasons! Just think, one of you guys could check yourselves into a quality retirement home with that kind of cash! Just something to think about. There. I've said my piece. The offer's on the table. You two can go ahead and kill each other now... They lock up. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a DDT. Son Goku goes for a dragon suplex, but Black Knight counters it with a go-behind . Black Knight goes for an achilles tendon hold, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku takes Black Knight down with a handspring elbow. Son Goku goes for a series of kicks, but Black Knight blocks it. Black Knight kicks Son Goku. Black Knight chops Son Goku. Black Knight attempts to place Son Goku on the turnbuckle, but Son Goku blocks it. Black Knight goes for a dragon screw, but Son Goku counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Son Goku whips Black Knight into the ropes. Black Knight misses with an elbow. Black Knight hits Son Goku with a shoulderblock. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Black Knight runs into the ropes. Son Goku hits a dropkick on Black Knight. Son Goku leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Son Goku runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Son Goku executes a spin kick on Black Knight. Son Goku sets up the chair. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a dragon suplex onto the chair. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Son Goku nails Black Knight with a bodyslam. Son Goku uses an elbow to the midsection on Black Knight. Son Goku hits an inverted DDT on Black Knight. Son Goku goes for an inverted DDT, but Black Knight blocks it. Black Knight catches Son Goku in a choke lift. Son Goku breaks the hold with a facerake after 5 seconds. Son Goku goes for a palm blow, but Black Knight blocks it. Black Knight whips Son Goku into the ropes. Black Knight hits a Hotshot on Son Goku. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Black Knight goes for a running lariat, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku runs into the ropes. Black Knight misses with a clothesline. Black Knight hits Son Goku with a shoulderblock. Black Knight hits Son Goku with a jumping DDT. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Black Knight takes Son Goku down with a brain buster. Black Knight whips Son Goku into the ropes, but Son Goku reverses it. Klilyn trips Black Knight. Son Goku uses a series of punches on Black Knight. Son Goku goes for a handspring elbow, but Black Knight side-steps and Son Goku only hits air. Black Knight takes Son Goku down with a powerslam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Black Knight takes Son Goku down with a back suplex. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Black Knight hits Son Goku with a high knee. Black Knight is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Black Knight whips Son Goku into the ropes. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a back heel kick. Son Goku punches Black Knight. Black Knight hits Son Goku. Son Goku chops Black Knight. Son Goku chops Black Knight. Black Knight kicks Son Goku. Son Goku hits Black Knight. Son Goku whips Black Knight into the ropes, but Black Knight reverses it. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a kick. Son Goku takes Black Knight down with a knee to the back. Son Goku nails Black Knight with a front salto ribbreaker. Son Goku goes for an enzuigiri, but Black Knight ducks out of the way. Black Knight uses a running power bomb on Son Goku. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Black Knight uses a running lariat on Son Goku. Black Knight takes Son Goku down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Black Knight places Son Goku on the turnbuckle. Black Knight takes Son Goku down with a top-rope DDT. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Black Knight catches Son Goku in a full nelson. Son Goku is struggling to reach the ropes. Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Black Knight chops Son Goku. Black Knight punches Son Goku. Son Goku punches Black Knight. Son Goku punches Black Knight. Son Goku kicks Black Knight. Son Goku takes Black Knight down with a spin kick. Son Goku throws Black Knight out of the ring. Son Goku goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Derek Aston counts: 1. Son Goku is handed the Klilyn. Son Goku hits him with the Klilyn. Derek Aston counts: 2. Son Goku hits him with the Klilyn. Son Goku goes for a series of kicks, but Black Knight counters it with an abdominal stretch. Iron Maiden comes from behind and distracts Son Goku. Black Knight throws Son Goku back into the ring. Black Knight kicks Son Goku. Black Knight hits Son Goku. Black Knight locks Son Goku in a chokehold. Son Goku is valiantly trying to break the hold. Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Black Knight takes Son Goku down with a back heel kick. Black Knight whips Son Goku into the ropes, but Son Goku reverses it. Klilyn trips Black Knight. Son Goku nails Black Knight with an inverted DDT. Son Goku nails Black Knight with an enzuigiri. Son Goku hits a series of knees on Black Knight. Son Goku takes Black Knight down with a spin kick. Son Goku takes Black Knight down with a kick to the head. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a spin kick. Son Goku runs into the ropes. Black Knight hits Son Goku with a shoulderblock. Black Knight executes a flying kneedrop on Son Goku. Black Knight uses a series of kicks on Son Goku. Black Knight goes for a dragon screw, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku hits a backbreaker on Black Knight. Son Goku goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Black Knight counters it with a low blow. Black Knight puts Son Goku in an armbar submission. Son Goku is struggling to reach the ropes. Son Goku tries to escape the hold. Son Goku is struggling to reach the ropes. Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Black Knight runs into the ropes. Black Knight and Son Goku get hit with a double clothesline. Black Knight goes for a kick to the thigh, but Son Goku counters it with a dragon screw. Son Goku whips Black Knight into the ropes. Black Knight goes for a high knee, but Son Goku ducks out of the way. Black Knight hits a Death Valley Driver on Son Goku. Black Knight executes the Muscle Ripper on Son Goku. Son Goku is inching his way towards the ropes. Son Goku summons one last burst of energy. Derek Aston checks Son Goku's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Son Goku fights his way out of the hold after 38 seconds. Black Knight catches Son Goku in an achilles tendon hold. Son Goku is struggling to reach the ropes. Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Black Knight hits Son Goku with a high knee. Black Knight goes for a kick to the midsection, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Son Goku runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Son Goku nails Black Knight with an inverted DDT. Son Goku whips Black Knight into the ropes. Black Knight misses with a clothesline. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a kick. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a dragon suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Son Goku leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Son Goku sets up the chair. Son Goku uses a powerslam onto the chair on Black Knight. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Black Knight gets a choke lift on Son Goku. Son Goku tries to escape the hold. Son Goku is valiantly trying to break the hold. Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Black Knight attempts to place Son Goku on the turnbuckle, but Son Goku blocks it. Black Knight locks Son Goku in a full nelson. Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Black Knight nails Son Goku with a kick to the midsection. Black Knight uses a Hotshot on Son Goku. Black Knight leaves the ring. He returns with baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Black Knight hits him with the bat wrapped in barbed wire. Black Knight nails Son Goku with a short clothesline. Black Knight places Son Goku on the turnbuckle. Black Knight goes for a top-rope fisherman buster, but Klilyn shoves him off the turnbuckle. Son Goku goes for a backbreaker, but Black Knight counters it with a facerake. Black Knight goes for a choke slam, but Son Goku counters it with a roundhouse kick. Son Goku whips Black Knight into the turnbuckle. Son Goku nails Black Knight with a series of punches. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a top-rope spin kick. Son Goku attempts to place Black Knight on the turnbuckle, but Black Knight blocks it. Son Goku executes an inverted DDT on Black Knight. Son Goku whips Black Knight into the ropes. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a clothesline. Son Goku runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Son Goku executes a kick to the head on Black Knight. Son Goku sets up the chair. Son Goku hits Black Knight with a bodyslam onto the chair. Son Goku nails Black Knight with a cartwheel kick. Son Goku nails Black Knight with a thrust kick to the head. Son Goku uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Black Knight. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Son Goku catches Black Knight in a full nelson. Black Knight is struggling to reach the ropes. Black Knight tries to escape the hold. Black Knight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Son Goku gives the sign for the Kamehameha. Son Goku executes the Kamehameha on Black Knight. Son Goku goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Son Goku hits a Japanese armdrag takedown on Black Knight. Son Goku goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Black Knight counters it with a facerake. Black Knight hits him with the bat wrapped in barbed wire. Black Knight executes the Muscle Ripper on Son Goku. Son Goku is inching his way towards the ropes. Son Goku is writhing in pain. Derek Aston checks Son Goku's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Derek Aston stops the match after 16 seconds. The winner is Black Knight. Time of match: 0:15:14 ~~~~~ VIOLET: The Black Knight gets a shot at the IC Title!!! What a matchup. JAKE: I thought that Goku_s striking skills were going to win it for him but that wasn_t to be. VIOLET: The two have known each other for a couple of years and they know how each other wrestles. The Knight came out on top tonight though. Next up is the long awaited Back Lot Brawl matchup. E. H. Brawler defends his newly acquired Anything Goes Title against Doomsday and Mountain Of Darkness, the last 2 champs. Should be interesting. JAKE: Should be BLOODY! VIOLET: It_s also raining hard outside. So that could factor in.... JAKE: Yeah, MOD will fall on his ass and not be able to get back up. HA HA!!! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Back Lot Brawl match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Anything Goes Title. Introducing first... Fighting out of parts unknown... Weighing in at 265 pounds... Doomsday His opponent... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... From parts unknown... Weighing in at 450 pounds... Mountain Of Darkness Their opponent... From The Bronx... Weighing in at 325 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Champion... Extremely Hardcore Brawler Doomsday and MOD lock up. Extremely Hardcore Brawler climbs on top of a dumpster. Extremely Hardcore Brawler jumps onto both of them with a plancha dive. Extremely Hardcore Brawler knocks Doomsday into the brick wall. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Mountain Of Darkness into the dumpster. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes the Full Nelson...Of Pain on Doomsday on the ground.. MOD breaks the hold after 30 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips MOD into the guardrail. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a kick to the midsection, but MOD blocks it. Doomsday grabs a garbage can lid. Doomsday hits MOD from behind with the garbage can lid. Doomsday uses neck-scissors on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for an inverted DDT, but Doomsday blocks it. Doomsday hits Brawler with the garbage can lid. Doomsday attempts to place Extremely Hardcore Brawler on the dumpster, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Doomsday hits him with the garbage can lid. Doomsday knocks Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the dumpster. Doomsday knocks Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the mailbox on the sidewalk. Doomsday whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the front wall of a 7-11. Doomsday gets on one knee and makes the sign of the cross. MOD walks over to Doomsday and Brawler. Doomsday takes Mountain Of Darkness down with a kick to the head. Doomsday takes a swing at Extremely Hardcore Brawler with the garbage can lid , but he gets out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler snatches the garbage can lid from him. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits him with the garbage can lid. Doomsday is busted wide open. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits him with a garbage can lid. Extremely Hardcore Brawler gives him a fistdrop, but Doomsday only stares at him . Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes the Full Nelson...Of Pain on Doomsday right in front of the 7-11 door. Extremely Hardcore Brawler lets go after 24 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler knocks Doomsday through the 7-11 door. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits him with the garbage can lid. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a pencil jab to the forehead, but Doomsday blocks it. Doomsday kicks Brawler in the groin. Doomsday sets Brawler up on the 7-11 front counter. A customer asks how much the Brawler costs. Doomsday leaves the 7-11 and goes over to MOD. Doomsday knocks MOD into the light post. Doomsday nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a double-axhandle chop. Doomsday lunges at MOD but MOD ducks out of the way and Doomsday hits head first into the light post. MOD throws the very dazed Doomsday into a crowd of civilians. MOD enters the 7-11. Mountain Of Darkness takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a scorpion death drop. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Mountain Of Darkness jumps up and down. The 7-11 clerk tells MOD that if he really has to go, the bathroom is in the back. MOD grabs the clerk by the shirt and asks what the name of the clerk is. The clerk says Dante and hits MOD right in the face with some air freshener. MOD falls to the ground in pain. Brawler stands back up and smiles. He shakes Dante_s hand and drags MOD out of the 7-11. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Mountain Of Darkness with an elbow. Extremely Hardcore Brawler enters an alleyway. He returns with a chair. Extremely Hardcore Brawler sets up the chair. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a DDT onto the chair on Mountain Of Darkness . Doomsday comes from behind the Brawler with a lead pipe. Doomsday hits Brawler in the back of the head with the lead pipe. Doomsday puts Mountain Of Darkness in a front facelock. Mountain Of Darkness gets out of it after 6 seconds. Doomsday puts MOD back in the front facelock, but the Brawler comes from behind with a double axhandle. Brawler and Doomsday are brawling near the wall of a Thai restaurant. Mountain Of Darkness nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Doomsday with an avalanche. Mountain Of Darkness hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with the Diamond Cutter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mountain Of Darkness whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the Thai restaurant window breaking it into pieces.. Mountain Of Darkness uses a powerslam on Doomsday. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Mountain Of Darkness hits Doomsday with a kick knocking him silly. Mountain Of Darkness hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a kick. Mountain Of Darkness hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a powerslam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mountain Of Darkness goes for a double reverse chinlock, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with a facerake. Doomsday is bleeding like a faucet. Extremely Hardcore Brawler gives him a kick to the midsection, but Mountain Of Darkness only stares at him. Extremely Hardcore Brawler punches Mountain Of Darkness. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Mountain Of Darkness. Mountain Of Darkness hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mountain Of Darkness hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler chops Mountain Of Darkness. Extremely Hardcore Brawler kicks Mountain Of Darkness. Mountain Of Darkness hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler kicks Mountain Of Darkness. Mountain Of Darkness uses a chop on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Doomsday clips MOD in the legs from behind. Doomsday hits a kick to the head on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. MOD picks Doomsday up from behind in a Gorilla Press and tosses him through the door of a gift store. Mountain Of Darkness nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a football tackle. Mountain Of Darkness executes a kick to the head on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mountain Of Darkness hits a fallaway slam on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mountain Of Darkness hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a legdrop. Mountain Of Darkness locks Extremely Hardcore Brawler in a grapevine. Extremely Hardcore Brawler reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Mountain Of Darkness takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with an avalanche against the brick wall of a warehouse. Mountain Of Darkness creams the Brawler in the head with the lead pipe. Mountain Of Darkness takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with the Diamond Cutter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Extremely Hardcore Brawler has been eliminated. The winner is Mountain Of Darkness. Time of match: 0:07:31 VIOLET: Well, the champ got eliminated. He was seemingly double teamed for most of the match so far. JAKE: This ain_t a match, it_s a street fight. MOD enters the gift shop. Mountain Of Darkness executes a chop on Doomsday. Mountain Of Darkness hits Doomsday with a powerslam onto a box of Beanie Babies. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mountain Of Darkness runs into the ropes. Mountain Of Darkness hits Doomsday with a kick. Mountain Of Darkness goes for a back suplex, but Doomsday counters it with a go-behind. Doomsday goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Mountain Of Darkness blocks it. Mountain Of Darkness hits Doomsday with a hiptoss. Mountain Of Darkness uses a flying lariat on Doomsday. Doomsday flies into a wall with Christmas ornaments on it. Mountain Of Darkness is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Mountain Of Darkness takes Doomsday down with a diving shoulderblock. Mountain Of Darkness uses a jumping neck snap on Doomsday. Mountain Of Darkness whips Doomsday into the ropes, but Doomsday reverses it. Doomsday hits Mountain Of Darkness with an elbow. Doomsday hits a facerake on Mountain Of Darkness. Doomsday executes an enzuigiri on Mountain Of Darkness. Doomsday executes a flying lariat on Mountain Of Darkness. Doomsday hits Mountain Of Darkness with a metal cane. Doomsday looks in control but MOD grabs a TeleTubby and shoves it in Doomsday_s face. Mountain Of Darkness hits a chop on Doomsday. Mountain Of Darkness locks Doomsday in an octopus hold. Doomsday reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mountain Of Darkness gives the sign for the Total Eruption. Mountain Of Darkness places Doomsday on the front counter of the gift shop. Mountain Of Darkness executes the Total Eruption on Doomsday. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Mountain Of Darkness hits a fallaway slam on Doomsday through the front door of the gift shop. Doomsday dropkicks MOD in the knee. Doomsday re-enters the gift shop. Doomsday returns with a wooden cross. Doomsday hits him with a wooden cross. Doomsday misses with a kick. Doomsday hits Mountain Of Darkness with a kick to the head. Doomsday takes Mountain Of Darkness down with a legsweep. Doomsday goes for a flying forearm, but Mountain Of Darkness ducks out of the way. Mountain Of Darkness whips Doomsday into the middle of the New York street. A taxicab swerves to miss Doomsday. MOD goes into the street after Doomsday. Mountain Of Darkness hits Doomsday with a kick. Mountain Of Darkness nails Doomsday with a legdrop. Mountain Of Darkness goes for a fallaway slam, but Doomsday counters it with a forearm smash. Doomsday kicks Mountain Of Darkness. Doomsday chops Mountain Of Darkness. A cop car drives into the scene and ref Derek Aston tells the cops what is happening. But it_s no cop, it_s Extremely Hardcore Brawler!!! Doomsday executes a dropkick to the knee on Mountain Of Darkness. Doomsday punches Mountain Of Darkness. Doomsday hits Mountain Of Darkness. Extremely Hardcore Brawler puts the pedal to the metal and runs into both Doomsday and MOD with the cop car knocking them both to the ground. MOD is on his back, and Doomsday stands up staggering for a second before falling on top of MOD. Extremely Hardcore Brawler stands on the hood of the cop car raising his arms into the air to the cheers of the onlooking crowd. Doomsday goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Mountain Of Darkness has been eliminated. The winner is Doomsday. Time of match: 0:14:39 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Is that legal? JAKE: Yeah, Doomsday got the pin all right. VIOLET: No, is it legal for the Brawler to steal a cop car like that? JAKE: This is YOUR hometown, you should know. VIOLET: Well, the 3 wrestlers and the referee are making a hasty retreat as more cop cars are coming to the scene. They enter the back of the arena safely. JAKE: HA!!! That was great. Doomsday is once again the AGW Anything Goes Champion. VIOLET: Well, he wishes that the Black Knight would have been out there I_m sure. JAKE: Hey, the Knight apologized. VIOLET: No he didn_t!!! JAKE: I heard him. VIOLET: Well, back in the arena we are set for the triangle match between Sean Blake, Gris Lee and Vengeance. (NOTE: I know it was supposed to be FCA but the sim doesn_t do triangle FCA matches. So it will be regular.) ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-triangle match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... From Sinisterville... Weighing in at 270 pounds... "Sinister" Sean Blake His opponent... Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz... Fighting out of The Back Woods Of Georgia... Weighing in at 475 pounds... Gris Lee Their opponent... Led to the ring by "Iron Man" Rick Johnson... Fighting out of Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 280 pounds... Vengeance They lock up. Sean Blake gives him a flying forearm, but Gris Lee only stares at him. Gris Lee whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Gris Lee hits a faceslam on Sean Blake. Gris Lee nails Sean Blake with a legdrop. Gris Lee is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, shoulder up. Gris Lee runs into the ropes. Sean Blake hits Gris Lee with a kick. Sean Blake uses a moonsault bodyblock on Gris Lee. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Sean Blake uses a low blow on Gris Lee. Sean Blake nails Gris Lee with a faceslam. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Gris Lee hits Sean Blake with a kick. Gris Lee takes Sean Blake down with a forearm smash. Sean Blake begs off. Gris Lee executes a fallaway slam on Sean Blake. Gris Lee whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Sean Blake hits Gris Lee with a clothesline. Gris Lee falls out of the ring. Sean Blake goes through the ropes. Sean Blake gives him a moonsault bodyblock, but Gris Lee doesn't even care. Sean Blake knocks Gris Lee into the ringsteps. Sean Blake goes for a kick to the midsection, but Gris Lee blocks it. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Gris Lee nails Susan Blake. Sean Blake executes a flying forearm on Gris Lee. Sean Blake yells "Its over" to the crowd. Sean Blake hits a flying bodypress on Gris Lee. Sean Blake knocks Gris Lee into the ringsteps. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Gris Lee. Sean Blake sets up a table. Sean Blake whips Gris Lee into the guardrail. Sean Blake sets up Gris Lee on the table. Sean Blake tries to drive Gris Lee through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Gris Lee knocks Sean Blake into the ringsteps. Gris Lee nails Sean Blake with the Doctor Bomb. Gris Lee goes for a kick to the thigh, but Sean Blake counters it with a dragon screw. Sean Blake goes for a savate kick, but Gris Lee ducks out of the way. Gris Lee executes an inverted atomic drop on Sean Blake. Gris Lee hits a facerake on Sean Blake. Gris Lee throws Sean Blake back into the ring. Gris Lee tags out to Vengeance. Vengeance places Sean Blake on the turnbuckle. Vengeance uses a top-rope DDT on Sean Blake. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance chops Sean Blake. Sean Blake kicks Vengeance. Vengeance hits Sean Blake. Sean Blake hits Vengeance. Sean Blake chops Vengeance. Sean Blake executes a stomachbreaker on Vengeance. Sean Blake goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Vengeance blocks it. Sean Blake begs off. Vengeance tags out to Gris Lee. Gris Lee goes for a forearm smash, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake takes Gris Lee down with a low blow. Gris Lee whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Gris Lee nails Sean Blake with an enzuilariato. Gris Lee goes for a kick to the thigh, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake nails Gris Lee with a Cradle DDT. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Sean Blake punches Gris Lee. Sean Blake chops Gris Lee. Sean Blake goes for a savate kick, but Gris Lee ducks out of the way. Gris Lee whips Sean Blake into the turnbuckle. Gris Lee hits Sean Blake with a kneelift. Gris Lee takes Sean Blake down with a headbutt. Gris Lee gets a chokehold on Sean Blake. Sean Blake is struggling to reach the ropes. Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Gris Lee nails Sean Blake with a kick to the midsection. Gris Lee goes for a punch, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake whips Gris Lee into the ropes. Sean Blake goes for a faceslam, but Gris Lee blocks it. Sean Blake begs off. Gris Lee gets a full nelson on Sean Blake. Sean Blake tries to escape the hold. Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Gris Lee uses a kick to the thigh on Sean Blake. Gris Lee locks Sean Blake in a full nelson. Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Gris Lee takes Sean Blake down with a punch. Gris Lee whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Gris Lee goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake tags out to Vengeance. Vengeance whips Gris Lee into the ropes. Gris Lee misses with a kick. Gris Lee hits Vengeance with a clothesline. Vengeance falls out of the ring. Gris Lee goes through the ropes. Gris Lee is handed a road sign. Gris Lee hits him with the road sign. Gris Lee hits him with a road sign. The road sign is broken in half. Gris Lee sets up Vengeance on the table. Gris Lee executes a legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Vengeance nails Gris Lee with a forearm to the back. Vengeance throws Gris Lee back into the ring. Vengeance brings the table into the ring. Gris Lee sets up Vengeance on the table. Gris Lee tries to drive Vengeance through the table with a power bomb, but he blocks it. Vengeance gives him a chokehold, but Gris Lee only stares at him. Vengeance sets up Gris Lee on the table. Vengeance executes a Tombstone through the table. The table is broken in half. Vengeance goes for a flying lariat, but Gris Lee counters it with a powerslam. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Gris Lee nails Vengeance with a diving shoulderblock. Gris Lee is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Gris Lee hits Vengeance with a facerake. Gris Lee goes for a kneelift, but Vengeance side-steps and Gris Lee only hits air. Vengeance takes Gris Lee down with a falling splash. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Vengeance takes Gris Lee down with a flying clothesline. Vengeance flexes his bicep and kisses it. Vengeance hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Gris Lee. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Gris Lee counters it with a powerslam. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake begs off. Gris Lee goes for a flying clothesline, but Sean Blake ducks out of the way. Sean Blake executes a DDT on Gris Lee. Sean Blake tags out to Vengeance. Vengeance hits Gris Lee with a kneedrop. Vengeance whips Gris Lee into the ropes. Gris Lee goes for a lariat, but Vengeance counters it with an armbar submission. Gris Lee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Vengeance takes Gris Lee down with a flying forearm. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance complains about a slow count. Gris Lee executes an inside cradle on Vengeance. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Gris Lee tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake whips Vengeance into the ropes, but Vengeance reverses it. Vengeance nails Sean Blake with a dropkick to the knee. Vengeance places Sean Blake on the turnbuckle. Vengeance nails Sean Blake with a top-rope DDT. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance tags out to Gris Lee. Gris Lee goes for an abdominal stretch, but Sean Blake reverses it. Gris Lee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Sean Blake nails Gris Lee with rolling clothesline. Sean Blake hits a heart punch on Gris Lee. Sean Blake executes the The Sinister Slap on Gris Lee. Sean Blake goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Gris Lee has been eliminated. The winner is Sean Blake. Time of match: 0:12:16 JAKE: Well, the guy who started this whole mess just got himself slapped into next week!!! VIOLET: So now it_s just Blake against Vengeance. They lock up. Sean Blake whips Vengeance into the ropes. Vengeance takes Sean Blake down with a flying clothesline. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Vengeance hits Sean Blake with a flying forearm. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vengeance hits a bridging back suplex on Sean Blake. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vengeance nails Sean Blake with a forearm to the back. Sean Blake whips Vengeance into the ropes, but Vengeance reverses it. Vengeance uses a powerslam on Sean Blake. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance flexes his bicep and kisses it. Vengeance nails Sean Blake with a backbreaker. Vengeance executes a fisherman suplex on Sean Blake. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Sean Blake begs off. Vengeance hits a DDT on Sean Blake. Vengeance goes for a running powerslam, but Sean Blake slides down his back. Sean Blake nails Vengeance with a jumping side kick. Sean Blake yells "Its over" to the crowd. Sean Blake executes a choke slam on Vengeance. Sean Blake goes for a faceslam, but Vengeance blocks it. Vengeance whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Vengeance misses with a clothesline. Sean Blake misses with a shoulderblock. Sean Blake hits Vengeance with a kick. Sean Blake nails Vengeance with a jumping side kick. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Sean Blake executes rolling clothesline on Vengeance. Sean Blake goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Vengeance ducks out of the way. Sean Blake begs off. Vengeance executes a jack-knife power bomb on Sean Blake. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Vengeance takes Sean Blake down with a backdrop driver. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance complains about a slow count. Sean Blake hits an inside cradle on Vengeance. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance throws Sean Blake out of the ring. Vengeance goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Vengeance is handed a crutch. Vengeance hits him with the crutch. Vengeance hits Sean Blake with a backbreaker. Vengeance hits him with the crutch. Vengeance knocks Sean Blake into the ringsteps. Vengeance reenters the ring. Sean Blake follows him back in. Sean Blake begs off. Vengeance executes the Payback on Sean Blake. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Vengeance hits a fisherman suplex on Sean Blake. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Sean Blake has been eliminated. The winner is Vengeance. Time of match: 0:17:19 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Blake somehow managed to kick out of the Payback but unfortunately, Vengeance put him in a very well done fisherman cradle suplex for the win. JAKE: Yeah, a lot of the wrestlers can_t seem to cut Vengeance any slack but the guy is one of the most talented youngsters in the entire AGW. VIOLET: Indeed. His words in and out of the ring have made him unpopular but he has been successful. JAKE: All right, more women!!!! VIOLET: Wow, you didn_t use any of the derogatory names for the women. JAKE: Oh sorry. All right, more chicks!!! VIOLET: *sighs* Zoe will defend her women_s title against top contendor, Mai Shiranui. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Women's Title. Introducing first... From Tokyo, Japan... Weighing in at 115 pounds... Mai Shiranui Her opponent... Weighing in at 138 pounds... The AGW Women's Champion... Zoe Burgess They lock up. Mai Shiranui hits a scissor kick on Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui uses a vertical suplex on Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui chops Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess chops Mai Shiranui. Mai Shiranui chops Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui kicks Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess chops Mai Shiranui. Mai Shiranui punches Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Zoe Burgess hits Mai Shiranui with a shoulderblock. Zoe Burgess is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Zoe Burgess puts Mai Shiranui in a chokehold. Mai Shiranui is writhing in pain. Charlotte Maxwell asks Mai Shiranui if she's still there. Mai Shiranui nods. Mai Shiranui is inching her way towards the ropes. Mai Shiranui reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds. Zoe Burgess throws Mai Shiranui out of the ring. Zoe Burgess goes through the ropes. Zoe Burgess goes for a kick to the head, but Mai Shiranui blocks it. Mai Shiranui goes for neck-scissors, but Zoe Burgess ducks out of the way. Zoe Burgess knocks Mai Shiranui into the ringpost. Zoe Burgess hits Mai Shiranui with a European uppercut. Zoe Burgess takes Mai Shiranui down with a European uppercut. Zoe Burgess knocks Mai Shiranui into the ringpost. Zoe Burgess whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail. Zoe Burgess throws Mai Shiranui back into the ring. Zoe Burgess whips Mai Shiranui into the ropes. Mai Shiranui hits Zoe Burgess with a shoulderblock. Mai Shiranui leaves the ring. She returns with a leather belt. Mai Shiranui whips her with a leather belt. Mai Shiranui whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Zoe Burgess misses with a shoulderblock. Mai Shiranui misses with a kick. Mai Shiranui hits Zoe Burgess with a clothesline. Zoe Burgess falls out of the ring. Mai Shiranui goes through the ropes. Mai Shiranui whips Zoe Burgess into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mai Shiranui goes for a frog splash, but Zoe Burgess rolls out of the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Zoe Burgess hits Mai Shiranui with a kick to the head. Zoe Burgess whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Zoe Burgess nails Mai Shiranui with a dropkick. Zoe Burgess throws Mai Shiranui back into the ring. Zoe Burgess runs into the ropes. Mai Shiranui nails Zoe Burgess with a spinning mule kick. Mai Shiranui hits a dragon suplex on Zoe Burgess. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, Mai Shiranui lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up. Mai Shiranui nails Zoe Burgess with a vertical suplex. Mai Shiranui executes a series of slaps on Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui hits a series of slaps on Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui throws Zoe Burgess out of the ring. Mai Shiranui goes through the ropes. Mai Shiranui knocks Zoe Burgess into the ringpost. Mai Shiranui executes a vertical suplex on Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui whips Zoe Burgess into the guardrail. Mai Shiranui goes for a spinning mule kick, but Zoe Burgess ducks out of the way. Zoe Burgess knocks Mai Shiranui into the ringpost. Zoe Burgess whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail. Zoe Burgess goes for a backspin DDT, but Mai Shiranui counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mai Shiranui is handed the ninja fan. Mai Shiranui hits her with the ninja fan. Mai Shiranui nails Zoe Burgess with a series of kicks. They're brawling inside the ring area. Zoe Burgess uses a lariat on Mai Shiranui. Zoe Burgess takes Mai Shiranui down with a kick to the head. Zoe Burgess hits Mai Shiranui with an inverted atomic drop. Zoe Burgess goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Mai Shiranui blocks it. Mai Shiranui sets up a table. Mai Shiranui nails Zoe Burgess with a dragon suplex. Mai Shiranui hits Zoe Burgess with a cartwheel kick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mai Shiranui executes a Frankensteiner on Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui reenters the ring. Zoe Burgess follows her back in. Mai Shiranui is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mai Shiranui nails Zoe Burgess with the Flying Rocker Dropper. Mai Shiranui whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Mai Shiranui and Zoe Burgess get hit with a double clothesline. Mai Shiranui chops Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui hits Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui hits Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess chops Mai Shiranui. Zoe Burgess locks Mai Shiranui in a cobra clutch. Mai Shiranui reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Zoe Burgess takes Mai Shiranui down with a kick to the thigh. Zoe Burgess attempts to place Mai Shiranui on the turnbuckle, but Mai Shiranui blocks it. Zoe Burgess runs into the ropes. Mai Shiranui hits Zoe Burgess with a backdrop. Mai Shiranui leaves the ring. She returns with a garbage can lid. Mai Shiranui takes a swing at Zoe Burgess with the garbage can lid, but she gets out of the way. Zoe Burgess snatches the garbage can lid from her. Zoe Burgess hits her with the garbage can lid. Charlotte Maxwell throws the garbage can lid out of the ring. Zoe Burgess takes Mai Shiranui down with a kick to the head. Zoe Burgess hits Mai Shiranui with a reverse flying elbowdrop. Zoe Burgess hits Mai Shiranui with a headbutt. Zoe Burgess goes for a headbutt, but Mai Shiranui blocks it. Mai Shiranui chops Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess hits Mai Shiranui. Mai Shiranui punches Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui chops Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui uses neck-scissors on Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui goes for a flying hip attack, but Zoe Burgess counters it with a German suplex. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Zoe Burgess puts Mai Shiranui in a double chickenwing submission. Mai Shiranui reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Zoe Burgess runs into the ropes. Zoe Burgess executes an Asai moonsault on Mai Shiranui. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Zoe Burgess throws Mai Shiranui out of the ring. Zoe Burgess goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Zoe Burgess nails Mai Shiranui with an inverted atomic drop. Zoe Burgess whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail. Zoe Burgess knocks Mai Shiranui into the ringsteps. Zoe Burgess nails Mai Shiranui with a dropkick. Zoe Burgess whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail. Zoe Burgess hits a jumping neck snap on Mai Shiranui. Zoe Burgess throws Mai Shiranui back into the ring. Zoe Burgess whips Mai Shiranui into the ropes, but Mai Shiranui reverses it. Zoe Burgess misses with a clothesline. Mai Shiranui misses with a clothesline. Zoe Burgess misses with a clothesline. Zoe Burgess hits a backspin DDT on Mai Shiranui. Zoe Burgess executes a jumping neck snap on Mai Shiranui. Zoe Burgess nails Mai Shiranui with a headbutt. Zoe Burgess hits Mai Shiranui. Zoe Burgess chops Mai Shiranui. Mai Shiranui nails her opponent with the Ryu En Bu.. Mai Shiranui throws Zoe Burgess out of the ring. Mai Shiranui goes for a springboard Tornado Dive, but Zoe Burgess moves out of the way. Mai Shiranui is out cold. Zoe Burgess executes an Asai moonsault on Mai Shiranui. Zoe Burgess takes Mai Shiranui down with a flying legdrop. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mai Shiranui takes Zoe Burgess down with a Japanese armdrag takedown. Mai Shiranui sets up Zoe Burgess on the table. Mai Shiranui executes a slingshot legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Mai Shiranui takes Zoe Burgess down with the Michinoku Driver. Mai Shiranui sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mai Shiranui knocks Zoe Burgess into the ringpost. Mai Shiranui is handed brass knuckles. Mai Shiranui hits her with the knuckles. Mai Shiranui hits her with brass knuckles. Mai Shiranui hits her with the knuckles. Mai Shiranui sets up Zoe Burgess on the table. Mai Shiranui executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Mai Shiranui goes for a spinning mule kick, but Zoe Burgess blocks it. Zoe Burgess throws Mai Shiranui back into the ring. Zoe Burgess goes for a kick to the head, but Mai Shiranui blocks it. Mai Shiranui executes the Shinobi Bati on Zoe Burgess. Mai Shiranui goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three. The winner is Mai Shiranui. Time of match: 0:14:49 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Wow, I have to consider that an upset!!!! We have a new women_s champion!!! JAKE: Zoe beat Mai a couple weeks back and dominated the closing minutes of this one but that Shinobi Bati rolling elbow will knock you out fast!! VIOLET: A devastating move from the lady ninja, and Mai has her first AGW gold. JAKE: Zoe is not pleased at all. She is just sitting in the ring looking rather dejected. VIOLET: She is also out there because the Most Holy-Hybrid Cruiserweight Title match is next. And she manages the Mostest. JAKE: Yeah, but can she manage the Mostest to the gold? I don_t think so, Hybrid has had the number of Most Holy for a long time. VIOLET: But MH has a drive to become a seven time Cruiserweight champ. He didn_t go through 7 other guys to lose to Hybrid. JAKE: Well, I guess we just have to wait and see how things turn out. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Cruiserweight Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... From Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy His opponent... From parts unknown... Weighing in at 240 pounds... The AGW Cruiserweight Champion... Hybrid They lock up. Most Holy takes Hybrid down with a powerslam. Carl Westcoat counts: One, kickout. Most Holy hits Hybrid with a powerslam. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy nails Hybrid with a Hotshot. Most Holy executes a double-axhandle chop on Hybrid. Most Holy hits a chop on Hybrid. Most Holy punches Hybrid. Hybrid hits Most Holy. Hybrid hits Most Holy. Hybrid goes for a vertical suplex, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Hybrid counters it with an elbowsmash. Hybrid takes Most Holy down with a brain buster. Hybrid is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Hybrid goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Most Holy counters it with a backdrop. Most Holy throws Hybrid out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy takes Hybrid down with a superkick. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Hybrid. Most Holy is handed a broom handle. Most Holy hits him with the broom handle. Most Holy chokes him with a broom handle. The broom handle is broken in half. Most Holy takes Hybrid down with an enzuigiri. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Hybrid blocks it. Hybrid executes a front slam on Most Holy. Hybrid goes for a kneelift, but Most Holy counters it with a legsweep. Most Holy knocks Hybrid into the ringsteps. Most Holy uses a bodyslam on Hybrid. They're brawling inside the ring area. Hybrid whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Hybrid nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy whips Hybrid into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy goes for an enzuigiri, but Hybrid ducks out of the way. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Hybrid nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy throws Hybrid back into the ring. Most Holy brings the table into the ring. Hybrid chops Most Holy. Most Holy hits Hybrid. Hybrid kicks Most Holy. Hybrid punches Most Holy. Hybrid chops Most Holy. Hybrid goes for a fallaway slam, but Most Holy counters it with a forearm smash. Most Holy goes for a superkick, but Hybrid ducks out of the way. Hybrid nails Most Holy with a dropkick. Most Holy begs off. Hybrid goes for a half Boston, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy throws Hybrid out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy hits a bodyslam on Hybrid. Most Holy whips Hybrid into the guardrail. Most Holy uses a chop on Hybrid. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Hybrid counters it with a facerake. Hybrid reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. Hybrid goes for a kick to the head, but Most Holy ducks out of the way. Most Holy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Hybrid blocks it. Hybrid kicks Most Holy. Most Holy kicks Hybrid. Hybrid chops Most Holy. Hybrid punches Most Holy. Most Holy hits Hybrid. Most Holy throws Hybrid out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy sets up Hybrid on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Hybrid through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Hybrid goes for a Hotshot, but Most Holy counters it with a Thesz press. Most Holy takes Hybrid down with a jumping DDT. Most Holy whips Hybrid into the guardrail. Most Holy hits a flying clothesline on Hybrid. Most Holy knocks Hybrid into the ringsteps. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Hybrid. Most Holy whips Hybrid into the guardrail. Most Holy takes Hybrid down with a powerslam. Most Holy nails Hybrid with an armdrag takedown. Most Holy takes Hybrid down with a superkick. Most Holy is handed a cookie sheet. Most Holy takes a swing at Hybrid with the cookie sheet, but he gets out of the way. Hybrid snatches the cookie sheet from him. Hybrid hits him with the cookie sheet. Most Holy is busted wide open. They're brawling inside the ring area. Hybrid nails Most Holy with a headbutt. Hybrid throws Most Holy back into the ring. Hybrid is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Hybrid nails Most Holy with a headbutt. Most Holy begs off. Hybrid attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it. Hybrid attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it. Hybrid uses a headbutt on Most Holy. Hybrid hits Most Holy with a Gorilla Press. Hybrid executes a fistdrop on Most Holy. Hybrid is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, shoulder up. Hybrid uses a Gorilla Press on Most Holy. Hybrid takes Most Holy down with an elbowsmash. Hybrid places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Hybrid hits Most Holy with a belly-to-belly superplex. Hybrid kicks Most Holy. Most Holy kicks Hybrid. Most Holy kicks Hybrid. Most Holy hits an enzuigiri on Hybrid. Most Holy leaves the ring. He returns with the shovel. Most Holy hits him with the shovel. Most Holy goes for a bodyslam, but Hybrid counters it with an elbowsmash. Hybrid places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Hybrid hits Most Holy with a belly-to-back superplex. Hybrid whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Hybrid charges in with a running lariat, but Most Holy moves out of the way. Most Holy gets a chokehold on Hybrid. Hybrid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Most Holy hits Hybrid. Most Holy punches Hybrid. Most Holy nails Hybrid with a jumping DDT. Most Holy is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy goes for an enzuigiri, but Hybrid ducks out of the way. Hybrid runs into the ropes. Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Hybrid counters it with a kneelift. In turn, Most Holy counters it with a side step. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Hybrid. Most Holy goes for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:11:30 ~~~~~~ VIOLET: HE HAS DONE IT!!! MOST HOLY IS THE SEVEN TIME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!! JAKE: Man, he had a helluva long road to get to this point, and he upsets Hybrid to regain the gold. I am definitely impressed and I don_t impress easy. VIOLET: Most Holy has won the AGW Cruiserweight title for a record amount of times, and it is only a matter of time before he goes for higher belts. JAKE: Yeah, I think he just might. He was the NEWF World Champ when it shut down. VIOLET: And he humiliated Speed. Anyone who does that is cool in my book. JAKE: HA!!! VIOLET: We are hitting the tail end of this extravaganza. The War Games matches are up next. First up, The ACC will face the extremely overmatched Iron Fist. JAKE: Yeah, but at least the Fist are expecting to lose. They will put up a good fight though. VIOLET: Very true. Go to the ring!! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-12-man War Games match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by "Iron Man" Rick Johnson... At a total combined weight of 1720 pounds... D-Day, Vengeance, Syxx, Live and Incubus Their opponents... Led to the ring by New Jack, Jessica Carter, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson, Klilyn and Miss Jacqueline... At a total combined weight of 2333 pounds... Big & Smooth, Hardcore Pretty Boys, Gryphon and Brolly Alex Star's team wins the coin toss. Live and Gryphon start off. VIOLET: For the ACC, it doesn_t matter who starts off because all 6 members are some of the best. JAKE: Gryphon and Live will duke it out first for 5 minutes and then another member of the ACC will come in. Then, new wrestlers will come in every 2 minutes thereafter. VIOLET: Is it a mistake for Gryphon to start this off? He has 2 title matches still. JAKE: Uhhh....didn_t think about that. They lock up. Gryphon hits a jumping DDT on Live. Gryphon hits a headbutt on Live. Gryphon nails Live with a falling splash. Gryphon locks Live in a grapevine. Live reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Gryphon goes for a back heel kick, but Live ducks out of the way. Live goes for a DDT, but Gryphon blocks it. Gryphon grinds Live's face across the cage. Gryphon whips Live into the ropes, but Live reverses it. Live gives him a fist to the midsection, but Gryphon only stares at him. Live gives him a backspin DDT, but Gryphon doesn't budge. Live punches Gryphon. Live kicks Gryphon. Live executes a flying lariat on Gryphon. Gryphon nails Live with a knee to the back. Gryphon nails Live with a Hotshot. Gryphon takes Live down with a kneedrop. Gryphon executes a knee to the back on Live. Gryphon nails Live with a flying kneedrop. Gryphon whips Live into the turnbuckle. Gryphon runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Live moves out of the way. Live hits Gryphon with a headbutt. Gryphon goes for a back heel kick, but Live blocks it. Live runs into the ropes. Gryphon hits a back heel kick on Live. Gryphon rakes Live's face across the cage. Gryphon goes for a kick to the midsection, but Live counters it with a legsweep. Live whips Gryphon into the ropes. Live hits Gryphon with a kick. Live hits Gryphon with a DDT. Live whips Gryphon into the ropes. Live hits Gryphon with a shoulderblock. Live runs into the ropes. Live goes for a backspin DDT, but Gryphon blocks it. Gryphon goes for a headbutt, but Live blocks it. Live goes for a backspin DDT, but Gryphon blocks it. Gryphon whips Live into the turnbuckle, but Live reverses it. Gryphon comes back and rocks Live with an elbow. Live whips Gryphon into the ropes. Gryphon takes Live down with a backspin DDT. Gryphon executes a Samoan Drop on Live. Gryphon goes for a back suplex, but Live blocks it. Live gives him a superkick, but Gryphon doesn't budge. Gryphon hits a back heel kick on Live. Gryphon uses the Doctor Bomb on Live. Gryphon whips Live into the cage, but Live reverses it. Live goes for a headbutt, but Gryphon blocks it. Alex Star enters the cage. He goes after Live. Gryphon whips Live into the cage. Gryphon chops Live. Gryphon punches Live. Gryphon hits the Doctor Bomb on Live. Alex Star hits a flying legdrop on Live. Alex Star and Gryphon whip Live into the ropes. Alex Star and Gryphon hit Live with a double Hotshot. Alex Star whips Live into the ropes. Live misses with an elbow. Alex Star misses with a clothesline. Alex Star misses with a clothesline. Alex Star misses with an elbow. Alex Star hits Live with a kick. Alex Star executes the Shooting Star Senton on Live. Alex Star and Gryphon whip Live into the ropes. Alex Star and Gryphon hit Live with a double Hotshot. Alex Star takes Live down with a double-axhandle chop. Gryphon nails Live with a back heel kick. Alex Star puts Live in a double chickenwing submission. Live reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Gryphon hits Live with a Tombstone. Alex Star takes Live down with a flying bodypress. Alex Star hits Live with a dragon suplex. Alex Star and Gryphon hit Live with a double Hotshot. Alex Star and Gryphon hit Live with a double Hotshot. Alex Star and Gryphon whip Live into the ropes. Alex Star and Gryphon hit Live with a double Hotshot. Alex Star and Gryphon hit Live with a double Hotshot. Alex Star hits a double-axhandle chop on Live. Alex Star executes a flying legdrop on Live. Alex Star runs into the ropes. Live hits Alex Star with a kick. Vengeance enters the cage. He goes after Alex Star. Vengeance whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Alex Star hits Vengeance with a kick. Alex Star stands on his opponent and poses. Alex Star goes for a double underhook suplex, but Vengeance blocks it. Live gives him a DDT, but Gryphon doesn't budge. Live takes Gryphon down with a dropkick to the knee. Live whips Alex Star into the ropes. Live hits Alex Star with a fist to the midsection. Vengeance and Live whip Alex Star into the ropes. They hit Alex Star with a double fist to the midsection. Vengeance and Live whip Alex Star into the ropes. They hit Alex Star with a double fist to the midsection. Live executes a superkick on Alex Star. Vengeance uses a dragon suplex on Alex Star. Live nails Alex Star with a flying lariat. Vengeance goes for a dragon suplex, but Alex Star counters it with a go-behind. Alex Star goes for an octopus hold, but Vengeance counters it with an elbowsmash . Vengeance chops Alex Star. Alex Star hits Vengeance. Vengeance chops Alex Star. Vengeance punches Alex Star. Vengeance chops Alex Star. Vengeance nails Alex Star with a forearm to the back. Live uses a flying lariat on Alex Star. Vengeance executes a backdrop driver on Alex Star. Vengeance executes a flying shoulderblock on Alex Star. Joaquin Campos enters the cage. He goes after Vengeance. Vengeance executes a low blow on Joaquin Campos. Vengeance hits Joaquin Campos with a flying cross body press. Vengeance whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes. Vengeance hits Joaquin Campos with an elbow. Vengeance goes for the STF, but Joaquin Campos blocks it. Live comes over, but gets cut off. Joaquin Campos takes Vengeance down with a short lariat. Alex Star hits a dragon suplex on Vengeance. Alex Star and Joaquin Campos hit Vengeance with a double backdrop driver. Alex Star places Vengeance on the turnbuckle. Alex Star hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Vengeance. Joaquin Campos and Alex Star whip Vengeance into the ropes. They hit Vengeance with a double fist to the midsection. Joaquin Campos gets a double chickenwing submission on Vengeance. Live makes the save after 23 seconds. Joaquin Campos goes for the ChokeBomb, but Vengeance blocks it. Vengeance rakes Joaquin Campos' face across the cage. Live hits a knee to the back on Joaquin Campos. Live chops Joaquin Campos. Live punches Joaquin Campos. Live hits Joaquin Campos. Joaquin Campos hits Live. Joaquin Campos executes the Tres Equis Plancha on Live. Alex Star hits Live with a rolling kick. Joaquin Campos nails Live with an inverted power bomb. Joaquin Campos hits a flying bulldog on Live. Wrath enters the cage. He goes after Joaquin Campos. Wrath whips Joaquin Campos into the cage, but Joaquin Campos reverses it. Joaquin Campos whips Wrath into the ropes. Joaquin Campos hits Wrath with a shoulderblock. Joaquin Campos whips Wrath into the cage. Joaquin Campos hits Wrath. Wrath hits Joaquin Campos. Wrath and Live hit Joaquin Campos with a double headbutt. Live takes Joaquin Campos down with a flying lariat. Wrath climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Joaquin Campos nails him in the stomach. Wrath falls onto the top turnbuckle. Joaquin Campos whips Wrath into the ropes. Wrath misses with a clothesline. Joaquin Campos hits Wrath with a shoulderblock. Joaquin Campos attempts a springboard legdrop, but slips and falls. Joaquin Campos whips Wrath into the ropes. Joaquin Campos hits a front-layout superplex on Wrath. Joaquin Campos goes for the Oriental Spike, but Wrath blocks it. Wrath hits Joaquin Campos. Wrath kicks Joaquin Campos. Vengeance goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Joaquin Campos counters it with a faceslam. Joaquin Campos hits an avalanche on Wrath. Vengeance comes over and lays out Joaquin Campos. Wrath and Vengeance whip Gryphon into the ropes. They attempt to hit Gryphon with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Gryphon hits them with a double clothesline. Gryphon and Joaquin Campos whip Wrath into the ropes. They hit Wrath with a double fist to the midsection. Gryphon nails Wrath with a fisherman suplex. Gryphon goes for a fisherman suplex, but Wrath blocks it. Wrath uses a kneelift on Gryphon. Wrath goes for a bodyslam, but Gryphon counters it with an elbowsmash. Smooth Operator enters the cage. He goes after Wrath. Gryphon goes for a forearm smash, but Live blocks it. Alex Star comes over and lays out Wrath. Alex Star climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Live throws him to the mat. Live hits Gryphon with a legsweep. Vengeance executes a flying cross body press on Gryphon. Vengeance nails Gryphon with a Samoan Drop. Vengeance flexes his bicep and kisses it. Vengeance whips Gryphon into the turnbuckle. Vengeance uses a series of punches on Gryphon. Vengeance executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Gryphon. Vengeance uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on Gryphon. Alex Star comes over and lays out Wrath. Alex Star hits a rolling kick on Vengeance. Gryphon goes for a bridging back suplex, but Vengeance counters it with a go-behind. Gryphon re-reverses it. Gryphon executes a back heel kick on Vengeance. Wrath comes over, but gets cut off. Gryphon uses a Tombstone on Vengeance. Alex Star hits a spinning DDT on Vengeance. Gryphon goes for a back heel kick, but Vengeance counters it with a low blow. Vengeance uses a flying cross body press on Alex Star. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Vengeance hits a flying clothesline on Alex Star. Wrath and Vengeance whip Alex Star into the ropes. They hit Alex Star with a double backdrop. Wrath goes for a powerslam, but Alex Star counters it with a lariat. Gryphon takes Vengeance down with a football tackle. Smooth Operator takes Vengeance down with an enzuilariato. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator executes a short lariat on Vengeance. Incubus enters the cage. He goes after Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator and Alex Star whip Incubus into the ropes. They hit Incubus with a double backdrop. Smooth Operator executes a Russian legsweep on Incubus. Smooth Operator goes for a DDT, but Incubus blocks it. Incubus whips Smooth Operator into the cage. Live and Vengeance hit Alex Star with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Live whips Alex Star into the ropes. Live hits Alex Star with a shoulderblock. Live nails Alex Star with a DDT. Vengeance executes a flying cross body press on Alex Star. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Vengeance nails Alex Star with a flying forearm. Vengeance gives the sign for the Payback. Vengeance executes the Payback on Alex Star. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Vengeance nails Alex Star with a flying forearm. Vengeance and Live whip Alex Star into the ropes. They hit Alex Star with a double backdrop. Vengeance and Live whip Alex Star into the ropes. They hit Alex Star with a double kick to the midsection. Vengeance goes for a cobra clutch, but Alex Star counters it with an armdrag takedown. Alex Star nails Vengeance with a short lariat. Alex Star and Joaquin Campos hit Vengeance with the StarBomb. Smooth Operator hits Wrath with a kneelift. Brolly enters the cage. He goes after Wrath. Smooth Operator chops Vengeance. Smooth Operator kicks Vengeance. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator hits Vengeance. Smooth Operator hits Vengeance. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator. Vengeance whips Smooth Operator into the cage. Live uses neck-scissors on Gryphon. Live chops Gryphon. Live hits Gryphon. Live kicks Gryphon. Live takes Gryphon down with a flying lariat. Live goes for a half Boston, but Gryphon blocks it. Gryphon whips Live into the ropes. Live nails Gryphon with a backspin DDT. Live goes for a headbutt, but Gryphon blocks it. Joaquin Campos hits Vengeance. Joaquin Campos kicks Vengeance. Vengeance punches Joaquin Campos. Vengeance kicks Joaquin Campos. Gryphon comes over, but gets cut off. Wrath hits a back heel kick on Joaquin Campos. Vengeance nails Joaquin Campos with an enzuigiri. Joaquin Campos whips Vengeance into the ropes. Joaquin Campos hits Vengeance with a clothesline. Wrath comes over and lays out Joaquin Campos. Vengeance and Wrath whip Gryphon into the ropes. They hit Gryphon with a double elbowsmash. Vengeance executes a legsweep faceslam on Gryphon. Vengeance whips Gryphon into the ropes, but Gryphon reverses it. Vengeance hits a flying lariat on Gryphon. Vengeance whips Gryphon into the turnbuckle. Vengeance runs shoulder-first into the corner. Kevin Nash enters the cage. He goes after Gryphon. Kevin Nash hits a chop on Gryphon. Kevin Nash grinds Gryphon's face across the cage. Kevin Nash hits a fist to the midsection on Gryphon. Wrath runs into the ropes. Wrath misses with a clothesline. Gryphon hits Wrath with a kick. Brolly nails Vengeance with a scoop powerslam. Wrath comes over, but gets cut off. Brolly and Joaquin Campos hit Vengeance with a double power bomb. Brolly catches Vengeance in a choke lift. Vengeance is valiantly trying to break the hold. Wrath makes the save after 5 seconds. Vengeance whips Brolly into the cage. Joaquin Campos comes over and lays out Vengeance. Brolly and Joaquin Campos whip Wrath into the ropes. They hit Wrath with a double backdrop. Brolly uses an uppercut punch on Wrath. Alex Star goes for an octopus hold, but Wrath counters it with a hiptoss. Wrath executes the Death Penalty on Alex Star. Wrath hits a short clothesline on Alex Star. Wrath executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Alex Star. Wrath goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. Alex Star goes for a kick to the midsection, but Wrath blocks it. Wrath executes a choke slam on Alex Star. Vengeance hits Alex Star with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Wrath uses a flying shoulderblock on Alex Star. Vengeance nails Alex Star with an inverted power bomb. Wrath takes Alex Star down with a flying shoulderblock. Wrath hits a choke slam on Alex Star. Anaconda enters the cage. He goes after Wrath. Gryphon executes the Cliff Hanger on Vengeance. Alex Star uses a short lariat on Vengeance. Gryphon uses a flying fistdrop on Vengeance. Gryphon and Alex Star whip Vengeance into the ropes. They hit Vengeance with a double fist to the midsection. Gryphon uses a bridging back suplex on Vengeance. Gryphon runs into the ropes. Gryphon hits Vengeance with a clothesline. Vengeance bumps into the cage. Vengeance is out cold. Gryphon nails Vengeance with a knee to the back. Vengeance takes the metal baseball bat and uses it on him. Vengeance executes a powerslam on Gryphon. Vengeance and Incubus hit Gryphon with a double legsweep faceslam. Incubus hits Gryphon with a DDT. Vengeance hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Gryphon. Vengeance whips Gryphon into the ropes. Vengeance hits Gryphon with a kick. Vengeance goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Gryphon counters it with a faceslam. Gryphon executes a headbutt on Incubus. Gryphon scrapes Incubus' face across the cage. Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Incubus counters it with an armbar submission. Alex Star is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alex Star breaks the hold after 14 seconds. Gryphon goes for a bridging back suplex, but Incubus counters it with an elbowsmash. Incubus runs into the ropes. Gryphon hits Incubus with a shoulderblock. Syxx enters the cage. He goes after Gryphon. Syxx hits a DDT on Gryphon. Incubus nails Gryphon with a back heel kick. Syxx hits Gryphon with an enzuigiri. Syxx and Incubus hit Gryphon with a double DDT. Incubus hits Gryphon with a clothesline. Syxx nails Gryphon with an inside cradle. Syxx executes a spin kick on Gryphon. Syxx punches Gryphon. Syxx hits Gryphon. Syxx executes a moonsault bodyblock on Gryphon. Syxx runs into the ropes. Gryphon goes for a football tackle, but Syxx counters it with a DDT. In turn, Gryphon counters it with a backdrop. Joaquin Campos and Gryphon whip Syxx into the ropes. They attempt to hit Syxx with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Syxx hits them with a double clothesline. Syxx hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Joaquin Campos. Syxx whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes, but Joaquin Campos reverses it. Joaquin Campos hits Syxx with a flying clothesline. Joaquin Campos scrapes Syxx's face across the cage. Joaquin Campos goes for the Oriental Spike, but Syxx blocks it. Syxx hits an enzuigiri on Joaquin Campos. Wrath whips Anaconda into the ropes. Wrath executes a kick to the thigh on Anaconda. Wrath gives him a headbutt, but Anaconda doesn't budge. Kevin Nash executes an elbowsmash on Smooth Operator. Kevin Nash whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator goes for a short lariat, but Kevin Nash blocks it. Kevin Nash takes Smooth Operator down with a kneelift. Kevin Nash kicks Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator hits Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash hits Smooth Operator. Kevin Nash chops Smooth Operator. Syxx and Kevin Nash whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double backdrop. Syxx whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Syxx with an enzuilariato. Smooth Operator and Gryphon whip Syxx into the ropes. They hit Syxx with a double kick to the midsection. Smooth Operator uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on Syxx. Smooth Operator hits a front-layout suplex on Syxx. Smooth Operator goes for a full nelson, but Syxx blocks it. Syxx executes a DDT on Smooth Operator. Wrath executes a flying shoulderblock on Smooth Operator. Wrath and Syxx whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. Wrath and Syxx hit Smooth Operator with a double bodyslam. Wrath goes for a power bomb, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator nails Wrath with a front-layout suplex. Gryphon chops Live. Gryphon kicks Live. Gryphon executes the Cliff Hanger on Live. Gryphon and Joaquin Campos whip Live into the ropes. They hit Live with a double fist to the midsection. Gryphon runs into the ropes. Live gives him a fist to the midsection, but Gryphon doesn't even care. Gryphon runs into the ropes. Gryphon uses a football tackle on Live. Gryphon whips Live into the ropes. Live gives him a flying lariat, but Gryphon only stares at him. Kevin Nash whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes. Kevin Nash uses a kick to the head on Joaquin Campos. Smooth Operator comes over, but gets cut off. Kevin Nash and Vengeance whip Joaquin Campos into the ropes. They hit Joaquin Campos with a double fist to the midsection. Kevin Nash executes a kneelift on Joaquin Campos. Kevin Nash scrapes Joaquin Campos' face across the cage. Kevin Nash and Vengeance hit Joaquin Campos with a double chop. Kevin Nash executes a chop on Joaquin Campos. Kevin Nash goes for a lariat, but Joaquin Campos ducks out of the way. Joaquin Campos goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Vengeance ducks out of the way. Kevin Nash hits Joaquin Campos with a kneelift. Vengeance and Live whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double elbowsmash. Vengeance goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator goes for a kneelift, but Vengeance side-steps and Smooth Operator only hits air. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator with a flying bulldog. Live hits a DDT on Smooth Operator. Vengeance hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Smooth Operator. Vengeance and Live hit Smooth Operator with a double dropkick to the knee. Live hits a flying lariat on Smooth Operator. Vengeance uses a flying cross body press on Smooth Operator. Vengeance and Live whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double elbowsmash. Smooth Operator shoots a fireball in his face. Smooth Operator hits Vengeance with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator executes a forearm smash on Vengeance. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator and Vengeance get hit with a double clothesline. Smooth Operator and Joaquin Campos whip Vengeance into the ropes. They hit Vengeance with a double clothesline. Live comes over and lays out Joaquin Campos. Vengeance and Live hit Smooth Operator with a double DDT. Vengeance takes Smooth Operator down with a chop. Vengeance gives the sign for the Payback. Vengeance executes the Payback on Smooth Operator. Vengeance takes Smooth Operator down with a flying dropkick. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator with a dropkick to the knee. VIOLET: Smooth is reeling in there. JAKE: Vengeance is laying a number on them to be sure. Hey, look at the aisle!!! VIOLET: The entire Corporation is on their way down!!!! JAKE: Things don_t look good for the participants inside. They all notice the Corporation and aren_t really fighting anymore. VIOLET: That_s not the entire Corporation though. The Legendary Pretty Boys and Fenris are missing. JAKE: Wait a sec....I think I know where they are. Look at the front row in front of the cage door. VIOLET: Those are 2 of the AGW_s rabid fans cheering on Smooth Operator.....who.....are......jumping over the railing? JAKE: Gardner opens the door and Thompson whacks Smooth right in the head with his front row seat!!!! VIOLET: No!!!! Smooth looks out!!! JAKE: The match is continuing as the Pretty Boys go back to the locker room with the rest of the Corporation. I guess they wanted to embarass Smooth before the big World Tag Title match later. Vengeance takes Smooth Operator down with a legsweep faceslam. Live nails Smooth Operator with a flying lariat. Live and Vengeance whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double clothesline. Live and Vengeance hit Smooth Operator with a double DDT. Live gets a bow-and-arrow submission on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator is valiantly trying to break the hold. Smooth Operator is close to escaping the hold. JAKE: I don_t think he can get out of it. VIOLET: Come on Smooth!!! Smooth Operator summons one last burst of energy. Smooth Operator submits after 14 seconds. The winners are D-Day, Vengeance, Syxx, Live and Incubus. Time of match: 0:30:57 ~~~~~~ JAKE: I CAN_T BELIEVE IT!!!! OH MY!!!!!! THE IRON FIST BEAT THE ACC IN THE WAR GAMES!!! VIOLET: With some help from the Corporation. JAKE: Who cares, this is still a huge upset!!!!! VIOLET: No doubting that. Absolutely nobody had the Fist picked to win this and yet they did. I am still in shock. JAKE: They are celebrating while the entire ACC is running to the back. What was that? VIOLET: Alex Star just gave a wink to me for some reason. JAKE: Say, I think that means he has a plan. VIOLET: Hmmm.....you may be right. JAKE: I_m always right. VIOLET: Yeah right. JAKE: We still have one more War Games match too. VIOLET: The Corporation will duke it out with the Dark Church and the LOS. JAKE: What do you think of Gryphon doing that whole copyright infringement thing against the LOS? VIOLET: I think it_s bologne. Gryph, if you hear me, give it up!!! If you remember, Speed was the one who was in charge when the LOS-G won the rights to the name. I_m not Speed, and I am rescinding that ruling. I like you Gryphon, but I AM the Commish. Besides, it beats Most Holy coming up with another name since he_s gotten crazier and crazier by the month. JAKE: You done? VIOLET: I think so. JAKE: It_s showtime!! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-12-man War Games match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Obsidian, White Rose and Zoe Burgess... At a total combined weight of 1541 pounds... The Dark Church, Paladin, "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy, "The Extremist" Erik Moon and "The Messiah" Harmonium Ziporath Their opponents... Led to the ring by Rachel Morris... At a total combined weight of 1591 pounds... The Legendary Pretty Boys, "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris, Hybrid, Bill Goldberg and Brad Steel Black Knight's team wins the coin toss. Paladin and Bill Goldberg start off. VIOLET: The Church get an early advantage in winning the coin toss. And we have the 2 big boys of both sides starting it out. They lock up. Paladin goes for a facerake, but Bill Goldberg blocks it. Bill Goldberg runs into the ropes. Paladin hits Bill Goldberg with a Gorilla Press. Paladin takes Bill Goldberg down with the Vertical Splash. Paladin goes for an armbreaker, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a facerake. Bill Goldberg hits Paladin with a clothesline. Bill Goldberg executes a punch on Paladin. Paladin hits a double-axhandle to the back on Bill Goldberg. Paladin laughs at the opponent. Paladin goes for a backdrop driver, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a facerake. Bill Goldberg nails Paladin with a clothesline. Bill Goldberg gives him a dropkick, but Paladin only stares at him. Paladin uses a forearm smash on Bill Goldberg. Paladin takes Bill Goldberg down with a European uppercut. Paladin punches Bill Goldberg. Paladin kicks Bill Goldberg. Paladin hits Bill Goldberg. Paladin nails Bill Goldberg with a diving shoulderblock. Paladin uses a forearm smash on Bill Goldberg. Paladin gives him a double underhook suplex, but Bill Goldberg doesn't budge. Bill Goldberg goes for a clothesline, but Paladin counters it with a Gorilla Press. Paladin whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes. Bill Goldberg gives him a lariat, but Paladin doesn't budge. Bill Goldberg executes a forearm to the back on Paladin. Bill Goldberg nails Paladin with a football tackle. Bill Goldberg hits a kick to the head on Paladin. Bill Goldberg works the crowd. Bill Goldberg executes a series of kicks on Paladin. Bill Goldberg whips Paladin into the ropes. Bill Goldberg misses with a clothesline. Paladin hits Bill Goldberg with a kick. Paladin nails Bill Goldberg with a double underhook piledriver. Paladin laughs at the opponent. Paladin gives him a flying axhandle, but Bill Goldberg only stares at him. Bill Goldberg executes a palm blow on Paladin. Paladin whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes, but Bill Goldberg reverses it. Bill Goldberg puts Paladin in a chokehold. Paladin tries to escape the hold. Paladin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Bill Goldberg hits Paladin with a back elbow. Bill Goldberg takes Paladin down with a football tackle. Bill Goldberg executes a forearm to the back on Paladin. Bill Goldberg kicks Paladin. Bill Goldberg hits Paladin. Bill Goldberg takes Paladin down with a clothesline. Bill Goldberg catches Paladin in an armlock leglock submission. Paladin breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Black Knight enters the cage. He goes after Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg hits Paladin with a spear. Bill Goldberg goes for the Jackhammer, but he can't do it. Paladin nails Bill Goldberg with a facerake. Paladin and Black Knight whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes. Paladin and Black Knight hit Bill Goldberg with a double diamond cutter. Paladin hits a diamond cutter on Bill Goldberg. Paladin and Black Knight whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes. Paladin and Black Knight hit Bill Goldberg with a double diamond cutter. Paladin and Black Knight whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes. They attempt to hit Bill Goldberg with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Bill Goldberg nails Paladin with a back elbow. Bill Goldberg goes for a thumb to the throat, but Paladin blocks it. Black Knight and Paladin whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes. Black Knight and Paladin hit Bill Goldberg with a double choke slam. Black Knight takes Bill Goldberg down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Paladin executes the Righteous Wrath on Bill Goldberg. Paladin hits a front slam on Bill Goldberg. Black Knight and Paladin hit Bill Goldberg with a double jumping DDT. Black Knight and Paladin hit Bill Goldberg with a double jumping DDT. Black Knight whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes. Black Knight misses with a clothesline. Black Knight goes for an armbar submission, but Bill Goldberg blocks it. Bill Goldberg kicks Black Knight. Bill Goldberg chops Black Knight. Bill Goldberg uses a palm blow on Black Knight. Bill Goldberg goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Black Knight blocks it. Paladin whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes. Paladin hits Bill Goldberg with a shoulderblock. Mark Paris enters the cage. He goes after Paladin. Paladin nails Bill Goldberg with a double-axhandle to the back. Bill Goldberg comes over and lays out Paladin. Mark Paris and Bill Goldberg whip Black Knight into the ropes. Mark Paris and Bill Goldberg hit Black Knight with a double bodyslam. Mark Paris goes for a chokehold, but Black Knight counters it with a facerake. Black Knight nails Mark Paris with a kick to the midsection. Black Knight whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris nails Black Knight with the Running Forearm Smash. Mark Paris executes a pancake powerbomb on Black Knight. Mark Paris grinds Black Knight's face across the cage. Bill Goldberg and Mark Paris whip Black Knight into the ropes. They hit Black Knight with a double kick to the midsection. Paladin comes over, but gets cut off. Bill Goldberg and Mark Paris hit Black Knight with a double DDT. Bill Goldberg and Mark Paris hit Black Knight with a double armbreaker. Bill Goldberg and Mark Paris whip Black Knight into the ropes. They hit Black Knight with a double backdrop. Bill Goldberg nails Black Knight with a double underhook suplex. Bill Goldberg hits Black Knight with a kick to the groin. Bill Goldberg goes for a front-layout suplex, but Black Knight counters it with a vertical suplex. Paladin places Bill Goldberg on the turnbuckle. Paladin hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Bill Goldberg. Black Knight hits Bill Goldberg with a shooting star press. Black Knight whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes. Black Knight hits Bill Goldberg with an elbow. Paladin chops Bill Goldberg. Paladin chops Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg hits Paladin. Bill Goldberg kicks Paladin. Bill Goldberg punches Paladin. Mark Paris and Bill Goldberg hit Paladin with a double armbreaker. Paladin hits Mark Paris with a backdrop driver. Erik Moon enters the cage. He goes after Mark Paris. Erik Moon hits Mark Paris with a tiger driver. Erik Moon nails Mark Paris with a running power bomb. Mark Paris begs off. Erik Moon hits Mark Paris with a double arm DDT. Erik Moon goes for a running power bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a backdrop. Mark Paris and Bill Goldberg whip Erik Moon into the ropes. They hit Erik Moon with a double kick to the midsection. Black Knight comes over and lays out Bill Goldberg. Erik Moon and Black Knight hit Mark Paris with a double missile dropkick. Erik Moon takes Mark Paris down with a backbreaker. Erik Moon puts Mark Paris in a Boston crab. Bill Goldberg makes the save after 5 seconds. Bill Goldberg and Mark Paris whip Erik Moon into the ropes. They hit Erik Moon with a double backdrop. Paladin comes over, but gets cut off. Bill Goldberg and Mark Paris hit Erik Moon with a double DDT. Bill Goldberg goes for a bodyslam, but Erik Moon counters it with an elbowsmash. Erik Moon hits Bill Goldberg with a crucifix power bomb. Ricky Thompson enters the cage. He goes after Erik Moon. Bill Goldberg and Ricky Thompson whip Erik Moon into the ropes. They hit Erik Moon with a double elbowsmash. Ricky Thompson executes a clothesline on Erik Moon. Bill Goldberg executes a backslide on Erik Moon. Bill Goldberg hits Erik Moon with a double underhook suplex. Bill Goldberg nails Erik Moon with a thumb to the throat. Bill Goldberg and Ricky Thompson whip Erik Moon into the ropes. They hit Erik Moon with a double elbowsmash. Bill Goldberg nails Erik Moon with a bodyslam. Ricky Thompson and Mark Paris whip Erik Moon into the ropes. They hit Erik Moon with a double clothesline. Ricky Thompson and Mark Paris whip Erik Moon into the ropes. They attempt to hit Erik Moon with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Erik Moon hits them with a double clothesline. Erik Moon hits Ricky Thompson with a low blow. Erik Moon goes for a brain buster, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a headbutt. Ricky Thompson nails Erik Moon with an inverted power bomb. Ricky Thompson gets an abdominal stretch on Erik Moon. Erik Moon is valiantly trying to break the hold. Erik Moon breaks the hold after 16 seconds. Paladin executes the Righteous Wrath on Bill Goldberg. Black Mage enters the cage. He goes after Bill Goldberg. Black Mage hits Bill Goldberg with a forearm smash. Black Mage rakes Bill Goldberg's face across the cage. Black Mage and Paladin hit Bill Goldberg with a double forearm smash. Black Mage nails Bill Goldberg with a spinning DDT. Paladin hits Bill Goldberg with a powerslam. Black Mage uses a spinning DDT on Bill Goldberg. Black Mage puts Bill Goldberg in a chinlock deathlock submission. Bill Goldberg reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Black Mage stands ready for his next move. Black Mage and Paladin whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes. They hit Bill Goldberg with a double kick to the midsection. Black Mage whips Bill Goldberg into the cage. Black Mage goes for a kick to the head, but Bill Goldberg blocks it. Bill Goldberg whips Black Mage into the cage. Bill Goldberg goes for a series of kicks, but Black Mage blocks it. Black Mage runs into the ropes. Black Mage goes for a clothesline, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a Gorilla Press. Bill Goldberg whips Black Mage into the turnbuckle, but Black Mage reverses it. Black Mage runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Bill Goldberg lifts his knee. Bill Goldberg runs into the ropes. Black Mage misses with a clothesline. Black Mage takes Bill Goldberg down with an enzuigiri. Black Mage goes for spinning headscissors, but Bill Goldberg throws him off. Bill Goldberg uses an armdrag takedown on Black Mage. Bill Goldberg takes Black Mage down with a bodyslam. Hybrid enters the cage. He goes after Black Mage. Hybrid takes Black Mage down with a fallaway slam. Hybrid takes Black Mage down with a flying fistdrop. Bill Goldberg nails Black Mage with a backslide. Bill Goldberg takes Black Mage down with a clothesline. Bill Goldberg and Hybrid whip Black Mage into the ropes. They hit Black Mage with a double fist to the midsection. Bill Goldberg runs into the ropes. Black Mage misses with a shoulderblock. Bill Goldberg and Black Mage get hit with a double clothesline. Bill Goldberg grinds Black Mage's face across the cage. Bill Goldberg takes Black Mage down with an armbreaker. Bill Goldberg executes a dropkick on Black Mage. Erik Moon comes over and lays out Hybrid. Black Mage and Erik Moon whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes. They hit Bill Goldberg with a double elbowsmash. Black Mage runs into the ropes. Bill Goldberg hits Black Mage with a shoulderblock. Bill Goldberg goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Black Mage ducks out of the way. Black Mage whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes. Bill Goldberg hits Black Mage with a clothesline. Bill Goldberg rakes Black Mage's face across the cage. Bill Goldberg catches Black Mage in a boot choke. Erik Moon makes the save after 5 seconds. Erik Moon and Black Mage hit Bill Goldberg with a double bodyslam. Erik Moon takes Bill Goldberg down with the Running Forearm Smash. Erik Moon catches Bill Goldberg in a Boston crab. Hybrid makes the save after 24 seconds. Most Holy enters the cage. He goes after Bill Goldberg. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Bill Goldberg. Most Holy hits Bill Goldberg with a superkick. Paladin and Erik Moon whip Ricky Thompson into the ropes. They attempt to hit Ricky Thompson with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Ricky Thompson executes a short clothesline on Paladin. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Paladin uses a spinning backbreaker on Ricky Thompson. Bill Goldberg comes over and lays out Erik Moon. Ricky Thompson whips Paladin into the ropes, but Paladin reverses it. Paladin hits Ricky Thompson with a clothesline. Ricky Thompson bumps into the cage. Ricky Thompson is out cold. Paladin goes for a Tombstone, but Ricky Thompson reverses it. In turn, Paladin counters it with an elbowsmash. Paladin whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes. Ricky Thompson hits Paladin with a clothesline. Ricky Thompson uses a double arm DDT on Paladin. Ricky Thompson executes the Deep Impact on Paladin. Ricky Thompson hits a low blow on Paladin. Ricky Thompson executes the Deep Impact on Paladin. Ricky Thompson kicks Paladin. Ricky Thompson hits Paladin. Ricky Thompson goes for an inverted DDT, but Paladin blocks it. Paladin goes for a running powerslam, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Brad Steel enters the cage. He goes after Paladin. Brad Steel uses a springboard dropkick on Paladin. Ricky Thompson goes for the torture rack, but Paladin blocks it. Paladin hits a powerslam on Ricky Thompson. Paladin goes for a falling splash, but Ricky Thompson rolls out of the way. Ricky Thompson goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Paladin kicks him off. Paladin takes Ricky Thompson down with a Gorilla Press. Paladin puts Ricky Thompson in an elbow submission. Bill Goldberg makes the save after 5 seconds. Most Holy and Paladin whip Ricky Thompson into the ropes. Most Holy and Paladin hit Ricky Thompson with a double jumping DDT. Paladin nails Ricky Thompson with a powerslam. Most Holy executes a flying legdrop on Ricky Thompson. Most Holy and Paladin whip Ricky Thompson into the ropes. They hit Ricky Thompson with a double kick to the midsection. Bill Goldberg comes over and lays out Paladin. Ricky Thompson hits Most Holy with a spinebuster slam. Ricky Thompson whips Paladin into the turnbuckle. Paladin comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection. Ricky Thompson nails Paladin with a low blow. Ricky Thompson executes the Deep Impact on Paladin. Ricky Thompson uses a double arm DDT on Paladin. Ricky Thompson scrapes Paladin's face across the cage. Ricky Thompson goes for a clothesline, but Paladin counters it with a Gorilla Press. Paladin executes a diamond cutter on Ricky Thompson. Black Mage goes for a flying karate chop, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a fist to the midsection. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Black Mage hits Ricky Thompson with a clothesline. Harmonium Ziporath enters the cage. He goes after Ricky Thompson. Erik Moon goes for a tiger driver, but Mark Paris counters it with a rana. Mark Paris and Brad Steel whip Erik Moon into the ropes. They hit Erik Moon with a double clothesline. Brad Steel hits Erik Moon with a backbreaker. Mark Paris uses a 450 splash on Erik Moon. Mark Paris nails Erik Moon with a tiger driver. Mark Paris grinds Erik Moon's face across the cage. Mark Paris executes an armbreaker on Erik Moon. Mark Paris whips Erik Moon into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Erik Moon with a kick. Mark Paris goes for a Cradle DDT, but Erik Moon blocks it. Erik Moon nails Mark Paris with the Running Forearm Smash. Mark Paris begs off. Black Knight and Erik Moon whip Mark Paris into the ropes. They hit Mark Paris with a double clothesline. Black Knight hits a short clothesline on Mark Paris. Black Knight goes for a kick to the head, but Mark Paris blocks it. Most Holy comes over and lays out Mark Paris. Black Knight and Most Holy hit Ricky Thompson with a double Hotshot. Black Knight goes for a back suplex, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a facerake. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Black Knight misses with a shoulderblock. Ricky Thompson hits Black Knight with a clothesline. Ricky Thompson nails Black Knight with a low blow. Ricky Thompson goes for the Deep Impact, but Black Knight counters it with a backdrop. Joshua Gardner enters the cage. He goes after Black Knight. Black Knight goes for a back heel kick, but Joshua Gardner counters it with a legsweep. Joshua Gardner uses an inverted power bomb on Black Knight. Joshua Gardner gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Black Knight. Paladin makes the save after 8 seconds. Joshua Gardner goes for a double arm DDT, but Black Knight counters it with a backdrop. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. (All of a sudden, the lights in the arena go black, and the jumboscreen fires up. On the screen, we see none other than Gryphon and Alex Star. It's kind of hard to recognize them, because they are wearing old carpenter jeans, flannel shirts, and ball caps pulled down over their faces. In fact, they look a lot like the crew that puts up the ring and builds Wargames cages ... All of the Corporate, Church, and L.O.S. temporarily put their fighting aside and stare at the screen. Gryphon begins to speak, while Star just smirks.) GRYPHON: Well, what do we have here, Alex? All of our favorite people fighting it out in a Wargames match. We hate to interrupt, but the ACC has an absolute BOMBSHELL to drop on all of you. You see Paris, you may have "tricked" me into an I Quit match in the main event; but we baited you, hook line and sinker: the Corporation, the Church, EVERYBODY right here. *in his best announcers voice* Alex, tell them what they've won. ALEX STAR: (Star holds up a very small piece of what looks like silver silly putty, except for the fact that it has an electric timed sensor attached to it.) Right you are Johnny, I mean, Gryphon. Yes, Mark Paris, Black Knight, Joshua Gardner ... all of you. You have all earned a one way, all expense paid ticket to BLAMMOVILLE!! You see, when good old President Speed Racer "swerved" everybody by signing a Corporation vs Dark Church and and L.O.S match, he didn't read the fine print. Because this match was actually booked to be an EXPLODING RING WARGAMES MATCH!! *the crowd explodes into cheers* (The valets, managers, and bodyguards, announcers and everyone else ringside look a bit worried, but the wrestlers in the ring are not phased; as they think Star is bluffing.) GRYPHON: Do you see this, gentlemen? (Gryphon points to the silver "silly putty" with a sensor in it that Star is holding.) These are called P-L-A-S-T-I-C E-X-P-L-O-S-I-V-E-S. Paris, I'm sure that any self respecting street thug like you would already know that. It seems that somebody has put tons of these little things all over the top and sides of the Wargames enclosed cage. Here ... *The lights come back on* see for yourselves. I know that they may be hard to see, because the silver plastic is the exact same color as the cage. (All of the wrestlers look up to see that there are indeed about 50 of those little bundles of joy stuck to various portions of the cage. The camera fades in to look at some of the wrestlers, there faces are rapidly becomming pale and white.) ALEX STAR: And rest assured, there are also about 50 more of those little explosives on the underside of the ring mat. I would tell you to check, but you all ARE trapped in the cage after all. Don't worry though. Alone each of those explosives are very weak, nothing more than an expensive firework. And when all 100 of them explode together, well it PROBABLY won't be fatal ... Hey, the Japanese do this type of stuff all of the time, right? Hey Gryff, when is this fireworks display supposed to kick off anyway? GRYPHON: *checks his watch* Funny you should ask that, SOMEBODY set them to go off at the 25 minute mark. VIOLET: Oh my God, that's only ONE minute from now!! GRYPHON: Well, we've gotta go, but have fun. And Paris, I'll see YOU in the Main Event. ALEX STAR: *waving* bye bye. (With that, the jumbotron goes black, and a countdown appears on the screen. "59" Complete and utter chaos is reigning in the ringside area. Announcers, valets, bodyguards, ringside fans, are all scrambling to get the hell out of dodge. "46" Jenna Jamison and Zoe Burgess bump chest first into each other trying to escape, and each female flies back about 4 feet. "34" The Godfather absoultely hurdles the guardrail and knocks over a few fans running away. Even Obsidian is slowly walking away from the area that will soon become ground zero. "27" Inside of the ring, a few of the wrestlers are frantically trying to escape, but to no avail. Most of them have accepted their fate, and realize that Gryphon and Star would not be stupid enough to admit brag about doing this if the explosives were actually fatal. So the fighting continues as the clock continues to countdown.) Erik Moon whips Mark Paris into the cage, but Mark Paris reverses it. Mark Paris hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Erik Moon. Mark Paris hits a low blow on Erik Moon. Mark Paris chops Erik Moon. Erik Moon chops Mark Paris. Erik Moon chops Mark Paris. Mark Paris chops Erik Moon. Erik Moon kicks Mark Paris. Joshua Gardner comes over, but gets cut off. Erik Moon and Most Holy whip Mark Paris into the ropes. They hit Mark Paris with a double fist to the midsection. Erik Moon and Most Holy whip Mark Paris into the ropes. They attempt to hit Mark Paris with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Mark Paris takes Erik Moon down with a belly-to-belly suplex. (The clock on the jumboscreen is in single digits now. Except for the wrestlers in the ring, the ringside area is completely clear. The crowd counts down 7--6--5--4--3--2--1--0!!! With that, we hear an earth-shattering BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! A bright orange-red flash lights up the arena for a fraction of a second, then pre planted smoke bombs fire off, engulfing the entire ringside area in a gray/black shroud. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... one minute passes ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... two minutes pass ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... the smoke finally begins to clear. The crowd begins to chant A-G-W, A-G-W!! As the ring area comes back into view, there is complete and total carnage. The ring and the cage are no longer intact. Parts of the cage, pieces of the ring, parts of the ropes, have all flown as far as the third row of the crowd; which is completely vacated. Only the steel ringposts remain totally intact. The camera focuses in to show us what are left of the competitors. All of them look to be bruised badly and unconscious and concussed by the incredible force and decibel of the initial explosion; but no significant bloodshed can be seen. We see Most Holy laying face down under the announcer's table, Black Knight and Joshua Gardner stacked up on top of each other, neither one moving, Brad Steel layed out in row one. The camera pans left, then right to show us every single wrestler involved in the match laying unconscious ... with one exception. We see one wrestler moving underneath referee Mr Bitter's very limp body. The wrestler is shaken up, but he is moving around. Upon closer inspection, it is Mark Paris!!!! Apparently, this man pulled the referee on top of him and shielded himself from the brunt of the explosion. Paris crawls over to the unsconscious Erik Moon who is laid out near the ring apron, or what_s left of it. At the same time, referee Carl Westcoat runs out from the back to end this tragedy of a match. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Erik Moon. Erik Moon is struggling to get out of the hold. Erik Moon tries to fight the pain. The referee stops the match after 14 seconds. The winners are The Legendary Pretty Boys, Mark Paris, Hybrid, Bill Goldberg and Brad Steel. Time of match: 0:24:52 (At the same moment, Jake Reid makes his way to the scraps that used to be the announcer's table) JAKE: My god, what carnage!!!! I think myself and Mark Paris are the only 2 conscious people out here. A huge chunk of cage fell right on Violet and she is bleeding pretty badly. (Jake watches as dozens of paramedics come out to help people.) JAKE: Only reason I am up is because I took advantage of my natural human instincts and dove under the table. Duck and cover, they told me. (All the wrestlers involved in the match are getting medical attention on the spot..) JAKE: Man, the blood is actually a bit more prominent than those ACC guys thought. Black Knight has a huge gash on his left arm. Gardner and Harmonium Ziporath aren_t even moving. Black Mage is nowhere to be found. Most Holy got blown about halfway up the aisleway. Goldberg and Hybrid are both right next to me unconscious. Man, oh man. (Speed Racer comes out and goes over to Mark Paris. Paris says a couple things that can_t be made out and Speed shakes his head. Speed then goes over to where Violet is out at and checks how she is doing. He goes to the announcing table.) SPEED: All right, I have HAD it with this crap. Every member of the ACC is going to be fined 100 grand for this. This was totally uncalled for. JAKE: How is Violet doing? SPEED: I hope she_s OK. JAKE: What are we going to do for the next 3 matches? They are all title matches involving guys that were blown up in this match. SPEED: We have to keep the show rolling. The whole ACC plan was to injure these guys to use shock value to win their way to a push but now I just have a feeling that they severely injured the AGW_s best wrestlers. That is the only way they can do anything. *Shakes his head* I tell ya, if the ACC do end up winning matches, they WILL PAY!!! JAKE: We are scheduled for Black Knight against Gryphon up next. SPEED: Yeah, the Knight has a huge gash on his arm so I don_t exactly know how he will fare. It looks pretty well bandaged though. JAKE: The ring crew has done a good job of cleaning up. Some of the guys are still getting stretchered out but the match must start. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Intercontinental Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Obsidian Fighting out of Eden Castle, England... Weighing in at 253 pounds... Black Knight His opponent... Fighting out of parts unknown... Weighing in at 360 pounds... The AGW Intercontinental Champion... Gryphon They lock up. Gryphon goes for a back suplex, but Black Knight counters it with a facerake. Black Knight goes for a jumping DDT, but Gryphon counters it with a backdrop. Gryphon uses a knee to the back on Black Knight. Gryphon hits Black Knight with a double-axhandle chop. Gryphon is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Gryphon puts Black Knight in a double reverse chinlock. Black Knight tries to escape the hold. Black Knight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Gryphon whips Black Knight into the ropes, but Black Knight reverses it. Gryphon hits Black Knight with a football tackle. Gryphon hits Black Knight with a double-axhandle chop. Gryphon nails Black Knight with a belly-to-belly suplex. Gryphon uses a backspin DDT on Black Knight. Gryphon hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Black Knight. Gryphon goes for a roundhouse right, but Black Knight blocks it. Black Knight takes Gryphon down with a European uppercut. Black Knight whips Gryphon into the ropes. Black Knight catches Gryphon in a chokehold. Gryphon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Black Knight executes a European uppercut on Gryphon. Gryphon goes for a jumping DDT, but Black Knight counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Black Knight attempts to place Gryphon on the turnbuckle, but Gryphon blocks it. Black Knight goes for a back heel kick, but Gryphon blocks it. Gryphon goes for a jumping DDT, but Black Knight counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Black Knight takes Gryphon down with a jumping DDT. Black Knight gets the STF on Gryphon. Gryphon is valiantly trying to break the hold. Gryphon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Black Knight executes a flying kneedrop on Gryphon. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Black Knight throws Gryphon out of the ring. Black Knight goes through the ropes. Black Knight gives him an elbowsmash, but Gryphon only stares at him. Black Knight whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Black Knight hits a rabbit punch on Gryphon. Black Knight is handed a fire extinguisher. Black Knight hits him with the fire extinguisher. Black Knight whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Black Knight goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Gryphon counters it with a facerake. They're brawling inside the ring area. Black Knight nails Gryphon with a back heel kick. Black Knight goes for a tornado DDT, but Gryphon counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Gryphon hits Black Knight with an earringer. Gryphon takes Black Knight down with a backbreaker. Gryphon throws Black Knight back into the ring. Gryphon throws Black Knight out of the ring. Gryphon goes through the ropes. Gryphon knocks Black Knight into the ringpost. Gryphon goes for a jumping DDT, but Black Knight counters it with a kneebar. They're brawling inside the ring area. Black Knight reenters the ring. Gryphon follows him back in. Black Knight takes Gryphon down with a series of kicks. Black Knight takes Gryphon down with a jumping DDT. Black Knight nails Gryphon with a jumping DDT. Black Knight hits Gryphon with a headbutt. Black Knight is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Black Knight complains about a slow count. Black Knight runs into the ropes. Black Knight nails Gryphon with a high knee. Black Knight hits a high knee on Gryphon. Black Knight attempts to place Gryphon on the turnbuckle, but Gryphon blocks it. Black Knight whips Gryphon into the ropes, but Gryphon reverses it. Black Knight misses with a clothesline. Black Knight hits Gryphon with a kick. Black Knight whips Gryphon into the ropes. Gryphon uses a backspin DDT on Black Knight. Gryphon hits Black Knight with a flying sunset flip. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Gryphon runs into the ropes. Black Knight executes a powerslam on Gryphon. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The winner is Black Knight. Time of match: 0:06:52 ~~~~~ JAKE: Wow!!!! SPEED: That_s what I like to see. JAKE: In no time flat, Black Knight has become the NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMP!!!!! SPEED: He said he wanted Gryphon bad, and no wonder. Once he got Gryphon, he dominated with that huge powerslam. JAKE: Gryphon looks none too pleased. SPEED: Bastard deserves it. Hell, I would have come in there and wasted him if he had put up a fight. JAKE: The Black Knight has reached his highest AGW honor to date. SPEED: I don_t think he is gonna worry too much more about Doomsday. He has higher peaks to reach. JAKE: Up next we have the Big and Smooth facing the injurec Pretty Boys for the World Tag Team belts. SPEED: The ONLY Pretty Boys in the AGW. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 579 pounds... The Legendary Pretty Boys Their opponents... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... At a total combined weight of 810 pounds... The AGW World Tag Team Champions... Big & Smooth They lock up. Anaconda goes for a German suplex, but Joshua Gardner counters it with an elbowsmash. Joshua Gardner whips Anaconda into the ropes. Anaconda misses with a clothesline. Joshua Gardner nails Anaconda with a spear. Joshua Gardner nails Anaconda with a low blow. Joshua Gardner goes for the Pneumatic Hammer, but Anaconda counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Anaconda complains about a slow count. Anaconda uses a flying bulldog on Joshua Gardner. Anaconda hits Joshua Gardner with a German suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Anaconda goes for a brain buster, but Joshua Gardner counters it with a small package. Joshua Gardner pulls the tights. Rich McKinnon counts: One, he sees it. Rich McKinnon threatens Joshua Gardner with disqualification. Joshua Gardner runs into the ropes. Miss Jacqueline pulls down the top rope. Anaconda goes through the ropes. Anaconda is handed a cookie sheet. Anaconda hits him with the cookie sheet. Anaconda hits Joshua Gardner with a jumping DDT. Anaconda knocks Joshua Gardner into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator takes Joshua Gardner down with a short lariat. Anaconda goes for a German suplex, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Ricky Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson takes Anaconda down with a clothesline. Joshua Gardner goes for the torture rack, but Anaconda blocks it. Anaconda whips Joshua Gardner into the guardrail. Anaconda reenters the ring. Joshua Gardner follows him back in. Joshua Gardner brings the the cookie sheet into the ring. Anaconda goes for a German suplex, but Joshua Gardner counters it with an elbowsmash. Joshua Gardner goes for a spear, but Anaconda side-steps and Joshua Gardner only hits air. Anaconda hits him with the cookie sheet. Anaconda hits him with a cookie sheet. Anaconda tags out to Smooth Operator. Ricky Thompson enters the ring and throws Anaconda out of the ring. Joshua Gardner and Ricky Thompson whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double clothesline. Ricky Thompson leaves the ring. Joshua Gardner takes Smooth Operator down with a double arm DDT. Joshua Gardner tags out to Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson locks Smooth Operator in an abdominal stretch. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Ricky Thompson throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Ricky Thompson jumps onto him with springboard leg lariat. Ricky Thompson knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda comes over and lays out Joshua Gardner. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit Ricky Thompson with a double front-layout suplex. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Ricky Thompson nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Ricky Thompson. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Smooth Operator takes Ricky Thompson down with a flying lariat. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Joshua Gardner comes over and lays out Anaconda. Joshua Gardner nails Smooth Operator with a jumping clothesline. Ricky Thompson goes for an inverted power bomb, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Anaconda takes Ricky Thompson down with a football tackle. Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson and Joshua Gardner hit Smooth Operator with a double low blow. Anaconda comes over, but gets cut off. Ricky Thompson and Joshua Gardner hit Smooth Operator with a double low blow. Joshua Gardner takes Smooth Operator down with a jumping clothesline. Ricky Thompson goes for an inverted power bomb, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator executes a Hotshot on Ricky Thompson. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Ricky Thompson. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit Ricky Thompson with a double Hotshot. Smooth Operator whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda nails Ricky Thompson with a football tackle. Smooth Operator executes a backslide on Ricky Thompson. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Joshua Gardner comes over and lays out Anaconda. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Joshua Gardner goes for a jumping clothesline, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda uses a football tackle on Ricky Thompson. Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a faceslam. Ricky Thompson sets up a table. Ricky Thompson whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Ricky Thompson goes for a short clothesline, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda goes for a football tackle, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a kneelift. Ricky Thompson executes an enzuigiri to the face on Smooth Operator. Ricky Thompson executes the Deep Impact on Smooth Operator on the concrete floor. Smooth Operator is out cold. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Joshua Gardner uses a jumping clothesline on Smooth Operator. Ricky Thompson goes for the torture rack, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator sets up Ricky Thompson on the table. Smooth Operator executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Smooth Operator goes for a Samoan Drop, but Ricky Thompson counters it with an elbowsmash. Ricky Thompson is handed a sledgehammer. Ricky Thompson hits him with the sledgehammer. Ricky Thompson whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Ricky Thompson hits Smooth Operator with a short clothesline. Ricky Thompson hits Smooth Operator with a low blow. Ricky Thompson takes Smooth Operator down with a clothesline. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda comes over, but gets cut off. Joshua Gardner executes a jumping clothesline on Smooth Operator. Ricky Thompson goes for the torture rack, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Ricky Thompson. Smooth Operator whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Ricky Thompson follows him back in. Ricky Thompson brings the the sledgehammer into the ring. Smooth Operator hits Ricky Thompson with a Hotshot. Smooth Operator goes for a front facelock, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a low blow. Ricky Thompson tags Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner lifts Smooth Operator up. Ricky Thompson nails Smooth Operator with the Pretty Boy Bash and goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Anaconda doesn't make it in time... three. The winners are The Legendary Pretty Boys. Time of match: 0:08:39 ~~~~ JAKE: Valiant effort by Big and Smooth. We have new World Tag Champs. SPEED: Yeah, they got their asses KICKED by the CORPORATE LEGENDARY PRETTY BOYS!!!! They finally reached their long awaited goal, in winning the World Tag belts. JAKE: The Pretty Boys were still dazed from the big explosion that was only 20 minutes ago, but got into the match well after being concussed. SPEED: Well, I guarantee that I was unsure if they could win this thing, but that just shows you how resilient they are. They have to go to the hospital now though. JAKE: Well, the main event is coming up. The ma..... SPEED: Mark Paris has a very bad concussion, a badly sprained ankle and a couple broken ribs, so if Gryphon meant to injure the Corporate champion before the match, he did a good job. It_s the ONLY way he can win it. JAKE: Go to the ring and Michael Buffer. (The crowd groans as Michael Buffer makes his way to the ring.) Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time...for our Main Event of the evening! Tonight, the AGW Heavywight Championship of the World will be defended in an "I Quit" match. The rules are simple...the contest does not end until one of the combatants is forced to utter the words..."I Quit!" ARE YOU READY!?! (The crowd pops in spite of itself.) ARE....YOU...RRRRRREADY!?! (The pop grows louder.) Then...for the thousands in attendance here tonight....and the millions watching around the world on pay-per-view.....ladies and gentlemen... LLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBBBLLLLE!!!! (The crowd explodes as Gryphon makes his way down to the ring.) Michael Buffer: Introducing first...the Challenger! He comes to us tonight representing the Anit-Corporate Crew....one of the all time greats of professional wrestling! He hails from Parts Unknown....he stands 6'11" tall and weighs in tonight at an even 360 lbs. He is the master of the Cliffhanger powerbomb....ladies and gentlemen, the self-professed "ICON"...... GRYPHON!!!!! (The lights dim, blue strobes cover the arena floor, and "The Great American Nightmare" by Rob Zombie and Howard Stern blasts over the speakers. The boos from the crowd are the loudest we've heard all night.) Michael Buffer: And his opponent....soon to be making his way to the ring. He comes to us tonight representing Speed Racer and the Corporation, and is accompanied to the ring by "The Bad Girl of the AGW" Rachel Morris, and the Corporate Commissioner Jenna Jameson. He hails from Cleveland, Ohio....he stands 6'1" tall, and weighs in at 237 and 1/2 pounds....he is the self-proclaimed "Legend Killer" and the master of the Extreme Measure. Ladies and gentlemen, the reigning...two-time....HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.... "THE HARDCORE REVOLUTIONARY".... MARK PARIS!!!! They lock up. Mark Paris executes a Cradle DDT on Gryphon. JAKE: Big time move to start with. SPEED: He was in pain lifting the fatass up. Mark Paris goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Gryphon counters it with an eye gouge. Gryphon hits Mark Paris. Gryphon kicks Mark Paris. SPEED: Yeah, he can_t lift Gryphon up too much tonight. Mark Paris begs off. Gryphon hits a double-axhandle chop on Mark Paris. Mark Paris begs off. Gryphon goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mark Paris counters it with a legsweep. Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Gryphon counters it with a Northern Lights suplex . Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the turnbuckle. Gryphon hits Mark Paris with a bridging back suplex. Gryphon executes a back suplex on Mark Paris. Gryphon nails Mark Paris with the Doctor Bomb. Gryphon executes an earringer on Mark Paris. Gryphon hits a back heel kick on Mark Paris. Gryphon uses a Samoan Drop on Mark Paris. Gryphon uses a kneedrop on Mark Paris. JAKE: Gryphon is thrownig his high impact moves on Paris early. He wants to end it fast. SPEED: It will take more than that. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it. Rachel Morris trips Gryphon. Mark Paris gives him a pancake powerbomb, but Gryphon doesn't even care. Mark Paris goes for an avalanche, but Gryphon side-steps and Mark Paris only hits air. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a clothesline. Mark Paris gets a chokehold on Gryphon. Gryphon is struggling to reach the ropes. Gryphon tries to escape the hold. Gryphon is inching his way towards the ropes. SPEED: THROTTLE HIM!!!!!!! Gryphon is writhing in pain. Gryphon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds. Mark Paris puts Gryphon in the Texas cloverleaf. Gryphon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Mark Paris goes for a back fist, but Gryphon ducks out of the way. Gryphon hits Mark Paris. Gryphon kicks Mark Paris. Mark Paris chops Gryphon. Gryphon kicks Mark Paris. Gryphon hits Mark Paris. Gryphon hits Mark Paris. Mark Paris chops Gryphon. Gryphon hits Mark Paris. Gryphon goes for a Samoan Drop, but Mark Paris counters it with a crucifix. JAKE: Pins don_t count Mark. Mark Paris gives him a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Gryphon doesn't even care. Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Gryphon counters it with a low blow. Gryphon takes Mark Paris down with a bridging back suplex. Gryphon goes for a flying fistdrop, but Mark Paris counters it with a fist to the midsection. Mark Paris takes Gryphon down with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker. JAKE: He certainly wants to flaunt that move around. I think it_s a mistake. SPEED: Well, he_s done it to Gryphon enough to wear him out. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with a clothesline. Gryphon misses with a shoulderblock. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a kick. Mark Paris takes Gryphon down with the Ace Crusher. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Mark Paris takes Gryphon down with the Running Forearm Smash. Mark Paris nails Gryphon with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker. Mark Paris puts Gryphon in the Texas cloverleaf. Gryphon is valiantly trying to break the hold. Gryphon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with an elbow. Mark Paris nails Gryphon with a flying elbowdrop. Mark Paris goes for a 450 splash, but Gryphon gets his knees up. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a kick. Mark Paris uses a low blow on Gryphon. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the ropes, but Gryphon reverses it. Gryphon goes for a roundhouse right, but Mark Paris reverses it. Mark Paris gives him a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Gryphon doesn't budge. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the ropes, but Gryphon reverses it. Gryphon hits Mark Paris with an elbow. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris executes a football tackle on Gryphon. Mark Paris kicks Gryphon. Mark Paris punches Gryphon. Mark Paris nails Gryphon with a tornado DDT. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. SPEED: YES YES YES!!!! Put it on the bastard!!! Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Gryphon. Gryphon breaks the hold after 5 seconds. SPEED: Damn. JAKE: Doesn_t look good for Paris. Mark Paris begs off. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a low blow. Mark Paris gives him an avalanche, but Gryphon doesn't even care. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with an earringer. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the ropes, but Gryphon reverses it. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a kick. Mark Paris goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Gryphon counters it with a sunset flip. Gryphon goes for a choke against the ropes, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris nails Gryphon with a Cradle DDT onto the chair. JAKE: WHAT A MOVE!!!!! SPEED: HA HA!!! Did you hear the ping on that chair? I love it. Mark Paris throws Gryphon out of the ring. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a tornado DDT. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris knocks Gryphon into the ringsteps. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Gryphon. Mark Paris reenters the ring. Gryphon follows him back in. Mark Paris gets the STF on Gryphon. Gryphon is struggling to reach the ropes. Gryphon tries to escape the hold. Gryphon is inching his way towards the ropes. Gryphon summons one last burst of energy. Carl Westcoat asks Gryphon if he's still there. Gryphon nods. SPEED: HE GAVE UP!!!! JAKE: No he didn_t. SPEED: He was nodding saying he gives up. JAKE: *sigh* SPEED: Stop the damn match!! Carl Westcoat asks Gryphon if he's had enough. Gryphon shakes his head. Carl Westcoat asks Gryphon if he's had enough. Gryphon shakes his head. Carl Westcoat asks Gryphon if he should stop the fight. Gryphon shakes his head. Carl Westcoat asks Gryphon if he's had enough. Gryphon shakes his head. Carl Westcoat checks Gryphon's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Gryphon fights his way out of the hold after 31 seconds. Gryphon executes the Doctor Bomb on Mark Paris. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris takes Gryphon down with the Ace Crusher onto the chair. Mark Paris yells "That's how it's done, kids!". SPEED: You tell them, champ!!! Mark Paris gives him an earringer, but Gryphon doesn't even care. Mark Paris executes a Cradle DDT on Gryphon. JAKE: ANOTHER devastating move onto that chair. How much more can Gryphon take? Carl Westcoat removes the chair from the ring. Mark Paris throws Gryphon out of the ring. Mark Paris goes through the ropes. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris takes Gryphon down with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker. Mark Paris yells "That's how it's done, kids!". Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Gryphon nails Rachel Morris. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Gryphon nails Rachel Morris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris executes a back fist on Gryphon. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. SPEED: I can_t believe the champ is taking those risks with his hurt ribs. JAKE: He certainly is toughing it out. Mark Paris goes for a tornado DDT, but Gryphon counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Gryphon knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Gryphon knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Gryphon hits Mark Paris with a jumping DDT. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Gryphon. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Mark Paris knocks Gryphon into the ringpost. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a low blow. Mark Paris is handed a Nintendo. Mark Paris hits him with the Nintendo. Mark Paris goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Gryphon counters it with a sunset flip. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Gryphon nails Rachel Morris. Mark Paris hits him with the Nintendo. Mark Paris goes for a 450 splash, but Gryphon gets his knees up. Gryphon knocks Mark Paris into the ringpost. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Gryphon goes for a headbutt, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris knocks Gryphon into the ringsteps. Mark Paris uses the Running Forearm Smash on Gryphon. They're brawling inside the ring area. Gryphon sets up a table. Gryphon executes a back suplex on Mark Paris. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Gryphon nails Rachel Morris. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Gryphon on the concrete floor. SPEED: Get out there ref!!!! I heard Gryphon submit!!!! JAKE: It doesn_t count is it_s on the outside. SPEED: Damn, who makes these rules up? JAKE: You did. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Gryphon nails Rachel Morris. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris tries to drive Gryphon through the table with a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris tries to drive Gryphon through the table with a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it. Gryphon goes for the Cliff Hanger, but Mark Paris counters it with a backdrop. SPEED: No Cliff Hanger here boys. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Gryphon nails Rachel Morris. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Mark Paris nails Gryphon with a football tackle. Mark Paris throws Gryphon back into the ring. Mark Paris attempts to place Gryphon on the turnbuckle, but Gryphon blocks it. Mark Paris attempts to place Gryphon on the turnbuckle, but Gryphon blocks it. Mark Paris uses the Running Forearm Smash on Gryphon. JAKE: Paris is dominating Gryphon now. SPEED: And I love every minute of it. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the ropes, but Gryphon reverses it. Mark Paris takes Gryphon down with a back heel kick. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a kick. Mark Paris is going for the pin. Mark Paris attempts to place Gryphon on the turnbuckle, but Gryphon blocks it. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a pancake powerbomb. Mark Paris catches Gryphon in the STF. SPEED: This has to be it!!! Gryphon reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. SPEED: Damn. Mark Paris gives him a back fist, but Gryphon doesn't budge. Mark Paris attempts to place Gryphon on the turnbuckle, but Gryphon blocks it. Mark Paris punches Gryphon. Gryphon chops Mark Paris. Mark Paris chops Gryphon. Mark Paris punches Gryphon. Gryphon punches Mark Paris. Gryphon punches Mark Paris. Mark Paris begs off. Gryphon executes a back suplex on Mark Paris. Gryphon goes for an earringer, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris hits a Cradle DDT on Gryphon. Mark Paris goes for a sleeperhold, but Gryphon blocks it. Gryphon hits Mark Paris with a Hotshot. Gryphon hits a flying sunset flip on Mark Paris. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Gryphon with a kick. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Gryphon. Gryphon is inching his way towards the ropes. Gryphon is writhing in pain. JAKE: Gryphon is clamped in that. I think this may be it. SPEED: It HAS to be. Carl Westcoat asks Gryphon if he's had enough. Gryphon shakes his head. Carl Westcoat asks Gryphon if he's still there. Gryphon nods. Gryphon breaks the hold after 21 seconds. SPEED: What the....? Gryphon hits Mark Paris. Mark Paris kicks Gryphon. Mark Paris punches Gryphon. Mark Paris takes Gryphon down with a football tackle. Mark Paris goes for an earringer, but Gryphon blocks it. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Gryphon misses with a clothesline. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Gryphon counters it with a cradle suplex. In turn, Mark Paris counters it with a figure-four leglock. SPEED: What a counter!!!! That_s my champ. Gryphon is valiantly trying to break the hold. Gryphon is valiantly trying to break the hold. Gryphon is barely hanging in there. Carl Westcoat checks Gryphon's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Gryphon fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds. Gryphon nails Mark Paris with the Doctor Bomb. Gryphon executes a fisherman suplex on Mark Paris. Mark Paris throws Gryphon out of the ring. Mark Paris jumps onto him with a senton. Mark Paris nails Gryphon with a back fist. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Mark Paris goes for the Extreme Measure, but Gryphon counters it with an arm bite. SPEED: DQ HIM REF!!! JAKE: Sorry Speed, we don_t have anymore DQs. Gryphon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a low blow. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris tries to drive Gryphon through the table with a tiger driver, but he blocks it. Gryphon goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a low blow. Mark Paris nails Gryphon with a pancake powerbomb. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. JAKE: Paris again with that superplex through the table. SPEED: He does it because he doesn_t necessarily have to go through the table with Gryphon. Mark Paris goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Gryphon counters it with an eye gouge. Gryphon sets up a table. Gryphon goes for a backbreaker, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris executes a Tombstone through the table. The table didn't break. JAKE: That was a sickening bounce off of the table. What is that thing made out of? Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Mark Paris goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Gryphon counters it with a Gorilla Press. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Gryphon nails Mark Paris with a back suplex. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris executes a back heel kick on Gryphon. Mark Paris is handed a 2x4. Mark Paris hits him with the 2x4. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris tries to drive Gryphon through the table with a tiger driver, but he blocks it. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Gryphon nails Rachel Morris. Mark Paris goes for a tornado DDT, but Gryphon counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Gryphon hits a flying kneedrop on Mark Paris. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Gryphon hits a jumping DDT on Mark Paris. Gryphon executes a flying fistdrop on Mark Paris. Gryphon takes Mark Paris down with a backspin DDT. Gryphon knocks Mark Paris into the ringpost. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Gryphon hits a back suplex on Mark Paris. JAKE: Gryphon is absolutely dominating. I think Mark has finally run out of gas. SPEED: He is having trouble walking on his injured ankle now too. Gryphon nails Mark Paris with a double-axhandle chop. Gryphon uses a back suplex on Mark Paris. Gryphon hits Mark Paris with a knee to the back. Gryphon knocks Mark Paris into the ringpost. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Gryphon hits a flying kneedrop on Mark Paris. Gryphon knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Gryphon executes the Cliff Hanger on Mark Paris on the concrete floor. Mark Paris is out cold. SPEED: Damn....... Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Mark Paris is busted wide open. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris nails Gryphon with a low blow. Mark Paris is handed the sap glove. Mark Paris hits him with the sap glove. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. JAKE: Paris with one more surge of energy. Mark Paris tries to drive Gryphon through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Gryphon knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Gryphon hits a double-axhandle chop on Mark Paris. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris hits him with the sap glove. Mark Paris goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Gryphon counters it with an eye gouge. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris hits him with the sap glove. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris tries to drive Gryphon through the table with a tiger driver, but he blocks it. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Gryphon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a low blow. Mark Paris whips Gryphon into the guardrail. Mark Paris nails Gryphon with an earringer. Mark Paris is handed a baseball bat. Mark Paris hits him with the baseball bat. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. SPEED: Come on Mark, slap on a submission move!!! Mark Paris goes for a pancake powerbomb, but Gryphon counters it with a Frankensteiner. Gryphon uses a jumping DDT on Mark Paris. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Gryphon takes Mark Paris down with a forearm smash. Gryphon whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Gryphon nails Mark Paris with a knee to the back. Gryphon throws Mark Paris back into the ring. SPEED: Damnit!!! I_m outta here. (Speed gets up from the table and starts roaming ringside.) Gryphon brings the table into the ring. Mark Paris sets up Gryphon on the table. Mark Paris executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Mark Paris executes a low blow on Gryphon. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Gryphon ducks out of the way. Mark Paris begs off. JAKE: paris can barely even move at this point. Gryphon gives the sign for the Cliff Hanger. Gryphon executes the Cliff Hanger on Mark Paris. Gryphon hits Mark Paris with an anklelock submission. Carl Westcoat asks Mark Paris if he's had enough. Mark Paris shakes his head. Carl Westcoat asks Mark Paris if he's still there. Mark Paris nods. JAKE: Paris is still in there, but he is in some serious pain. Gryphon finally noticed the injured ankle, the big dumbass. Mark Paris is writhing in pain. Carl Westcoat asks Mark Paris if he_s still there. JAKE: Speed isn_t even doing anything. Wonder why? (Speed walks over to Jake and hands him a piece of paper. He heard Jake_s question.) JAKE: Oh. Right in the fine print it says that Paris automatically loses the title if Speed or the Corporation interferes in any way. Mark Paris nods. JAKE: Paris has been in the hold for over a minute!!! Jesus!!! Mark Paris is writhing in pain. Carl Westcoat asks Mark Paris if he_s still there. Mark Paris doesn_t respond. Carl Westcoat stops the match. The winner is Gryphon. Time of match: 0:33:55 ~~~~~ (The bell rings, and Gryphon jumps up and down in joy. Speed rolls into the ring and checks on Paris.) JAKE: GRYPHON IS THE BRAND NEW AGW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! But Mark Paris, as much as I think the guy is a dweeb, put up an effort for the ages. (Gryphon kisses his new AGW World Title, and then notices Speed in the ring. He goes over to Speed and starts taunting him. Speed ignores him and turns away but Gryphon grabs his hair and pulls him back up much to the fan_s delight. Speed grabs a mic.) SPEED: Gryphon, you don_t want any of me. GRYPHON: Come on ICON!!! You are a joke. SPEED: A joke? I have one word for...... (Before he can finish, the mic cuts off as do the lights. The lights are off for over a minute, and when they come back on, only Gryphon is in the ring, and he is laid out.) JAKE: That_s it, we have to go. Good night everybody!!!!!