The AGW Jumbotron flashes to life, pictures of the past months matches flash in succession, Jimmy Crush repeatedly defending his TV title, Brolly tossing another victim to the mat with a Face Slam, finally the screen shows Mark Paris and Most Holy facing each other in a ring with the AGW World Heavyweight Title hanging over their heads.

The camera shifts to Mort Easke sitting at the announcers booth.

Mort:  "Hello everyone and welcome to freaking Dodger Stadium in freaking Los Angeles, California....man, I hate California, nothing but weirdos and liberals....but there are women in bikinis.  We_ve got one hell of a show for you tonight that includes the match that people have been waiting for over two years for, Mark Paris and Most Holy for the World Heavyweight Championship.  First, though, we start off with a big Battle Royal with all the recent newcomers to the AGW facing off, this should be a good one."


There are currently 22 wrestlers in the ring.

0:00:57

They lock up.
Dan Kelly hits Hammer with Bronco Buster.
Dan Kelly nails Hammer with a jumping DDT.
Dan Kelly Does a backflip and yells"HELL YEAH".
Dan Kelly tries to throw Hammer over the top rope.
** Hammer has been eliminated.

Mort:  "Um...well, that says alot for Hammer..."

(Dan Kelly and Jerry Lynn are going at it.)
Dan Kelly whips Jerry Lynn into the ropes, but Jerry Lynn reverses it.
Jerry Lynn misses with a kick.
Jerry Lynn misses with an elbow.
Dan Kelly hits Jerry Lynn with an elbow.
Dan Kelly goes for a flying kick, but Jerry Lynn blocks it.
Jerry Lynn uses spinning headscissors on Dan Kelly.
Jerry Lynn tries to throw Dan Kelly over the top rope.
** Dan Kelly has been eliminated.

Mort:  "Which is worse, Dan going out this early or the fact that Jerry Lynn  threw him out?"

(Jerry Lynn and Blackhawk McKnight are going at it.)
Jerry Lynn nails Blackhawk McKnight with a vertical suplex.
Jerry Lynn takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a Russian legsweep.
Jerry Lynn whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes.
Blackhawk McKnight misses with a kick.
Jerry Lynn hits Blackhawk McKnight with an elbow.
(Knightmare and Blackhawk McKnight are going at it.)
Knightmare uses a DDT on Blackhawk McKnight.
(Vincent I. Paige and Taka Michinoku are going at it.)
Vincent I. Paige goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Taka Michinoku
 counters it with a DDT.
(Wildfire and The Trashcan Man are going at it.)
Wildfire whips The Trashcan Man into the turnbuckle, but The Trashcan Man
 reverses it.
The Trashcan Man runs shoulder-first into the corner.
The Trashcan Man runs into the ropes.
The Trashcan Man catches Wildfire totally by surprise.
The Trashcan Man executes the Landfill on Wildfire.
The Trashcan Man nails Wildfire with a roundhouse right.


The Trashcan Man nails Wildfire with the Stinger Splash.
The Trashcan Man goes for a roundhouse right, but Wildfire reverses it.
The Trashcan Man re-reverses it.
(Akeem and Mike Awesome are going at it.)
Akeem hits Mike Awesome with a roundhouse right.
Akeem chops Mike Awesome.
Mike Awesome punches Akeem.
Mike Awesome hits Akeem.
Akeem punches Mike Awesome.
Mike Awesome hits Akeem.
Mike Awesome kicks Akeem.
Mike Awesome punches Akeem.
Akeem punches Mike Awesome.
Akeem whips Mike Awesome into the ropes.
Akeem misses with a clothesline.
Mike Awesome hits Akeem with a kick.
Mike Awesome goes for the STF, but Akeem blocks it.


Mort:  "Oh man....here comes that racist bastard, Dan Sexton..."

Dan Sexton makes his way to ringside, staring into the ring with a grin on his face.

(Vinnie Hardcore and Guard are going at it.)
Vinnie Hardcore nails Guard with a football tackle.
(Tom Tennant and Vice are going at it.)
Tom Tennant and Muldoon whip Vice into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Vice with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters
it with a double clothesline.
Vice hits Tom Tennant with a back suplex.
Vice uses a Hotshot on Tom Tennant.
Vice goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant nails Vice with a jumping DDT.
Tom Tennant executes a springboard rana on Vice.
Tom Tennant executes a flying fistdrop on Vice.
(Jerry Lynn and Akeem are going at it.)
Jerry Lynn goes for a faceslam, but Akeem blocks it.
Akeem hits Jerry Lynn with a facerake.
Akeem tries to throw Jerry Lynn over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.

Akeem tries to throw Jerry Lynn over the top rope.
** Jerry Lynn has been eliminated.
(Akeem and Blackhawk McKnight are going at it.)
Akeem whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes.

Dan Sexton reaches up and pulls down the top rope, McKnight tumbles over backwards, crashing to the floor.  Dan immediately starts laying on the kicks and stomps, McKnight quickly rolls to his feet and the two men start trading punches until the referees and AGW Security pulls them apart.  Blackhawk McKnight starts to climb back into the ring but the referee waves him away, telling him he went over the top, he_s out.  Dan Sexton starts laughing at McKnight as he walks up the ramp, McKnight suddenly sprints towards him and Dan takes off to the backstage area, McKnight just a few yards behind him.

** Blackhawk McKnight has been eliminated.
(Akeem and Wildfire are going at it.)
Akeem executes the 747 Splash on Wildfire.
Athena enters the ring and hits Akeem with the fire extinguisher.
Akeem is out cold.
Wildfire hits Akeem with a flying bulldog.
Wildfire executes a kneedrop on Akeem.
(Mike Awesome and Knightmare are going at it.)
Mike Awesome hits a slingshot clothesline on Knightmare.
Mike Awesome attempts to place Knightmare on the turnbuckle, but Knightmare
 blocks it.
Mike Awesome takes Knightmare down with a running power bomb.
Mike Awesome catches Knightmare in a full nelson.

Knightmare reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
(Knightmare and Erric Doc Strange are going at it.)
Knightmare uses a kneelift on Erric Doc Strange.
(Wildfire and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Wildfire executes a power bomb on Tom Tennant.
Wildfire and Vaedus hit Tom Tennant with a double back suplex.
Wildfire and Vaedus hit Tom Tennant with a double back suplex.
Wildfire goes for a double underhook suplex, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant tries to throw Wildfire over the top rope.
** Wildfire has been eliminated.
(Tom Tennant and Vaedus are going at it.)
(Jerry Flynn and Kaz Hayashi are going at it.)
Jerry Flynn runs into the ropes.
Jerry Flynn and Kaz Hayashi get hit with a double clothesline.
(Mike Awesome and Vice are going at it.)
Mike Awesome hits a flying clothesline on Vice.
(Tom Tennant and Vaedus are going at it.)
Tom Tennant gives him a Hotshot, but Vaedus doesn't budge.

Tom Tennant nails Vaedus with a forearm smash.
Tom Tennant executes a single-leg takedown on Vaedus.
(Taka Michinoku and Erric Doc Strange are going at it.)
Taka Michinoku whips Erric Doc Strange into the ropes.
Taka Michinoku misses with a kick.
Erric Doc Strange executes a flying shoulderblock on Taka Michinoku.
Erric Doc Strange goes for a series of forearm smashes, but Taka Michinoku
 ducks out of the way.
Taka Michinoku executes a kick to the midsection on Erric Doc Strange.
Taka Michinoku goes for the Swinging DDT, but Erric Doc Strange blocks it.
Erric Doc Strange hits Taka Michinoku.
Erric Doc Strange kicks Taka Michinoku.
Erric Doc Strange whips Taka Michinoku into the ropes.
Erric Doc Strange misses with a clothesline.
Taka Michinoku hits Erric Doc Strange with a flying forearm.
Mike Awesome and Taka Michinoku try to throw Erric Doc Strange
 over the top rope.


** Erric Doc Strange has been eliminated.
(Taka Michinoku and Tony Hardcore are going at it.)
Taka Michinoku runs into the ropes.
Tony Hardcore executes a lariat on Taka Michinoku.
Tony Hardcore tries to throw Taka Michinoku over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Tony Hardcore tries to throw Taka Michinoku over the top rope.
** Taka Michinoku has been eliminated.
(Tony Hardcore and Walker Dark are going at it.)
Tony Hardcore executes a football tackle on Walker Dark.
Tony Hardcore takes Walker Dark down with the T-bone suplex.
Tony Hardcore hits Walker Dark with a butt-bump.
Tony Hardcore goes for a spinning toe hold, but Walker Dark blocks it.
Walker Dark executes a jawbreaker on Tony Hardcore.
(Vaedus and Guard are going at it.)
Knightmare goes for a kick to the head, but Guard ducks out of the way.
Knightmare hits Vaedus.


Vaedus didn't go over the top.
Guard tries to throw Vaedus over the top rope.
She didn't succeed.
(Walker Dark and Muldoon are going at it.)
Walker Dark hits a lariat on Muldoon.
Walker Dark goes for a choke slam, but Muldoon counters it with an elbowsmash.
Muldoon whips Walker Dark into the ropes, but Walker Dark reverses it.
Muldoon takes Walker Dark down with a thrust kick to the head.
Muldoon runs into the ropes.
Walker Dark misses with an elbow.
Muldoon executes a flying shoulderblock on Walker Dark.
Muldoon uses a German suplex on Walker Dark.
Muldoon tries to throw Walker Dark over the top rope.
** Walker Dark has been eliminated.
(Muldoon and Kaz Hayashi are going at it.)
(Gunner and Tony Hardcore are going at it.)
Gunner attempts to place Tony Hardcore on the turnbuckle, but Tony Hardcore
 blocks it.

Gunner runs into the ropes.
Gunner uses rolling clothesline on Tony Hardcore.
Gunner takes Tony Hardcore down with a backbreaker.
Gunner tries to throw Tony Hardcore over the top rope.
** Tony Hardcore has been eliminated.
(Gunner and Jerry Flynn are going at it.)
Gunner nails Jerry Flynn with a kick to the midsection.
(Kaz Hayashi and Gunner are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi uses a fisherman suplex on Gunner.
Kaz Hayashi hits a jumping side kick on Gunner.
Kaz Hayashi uses a rana on Gunner.
Kaz Hayashi goes for a rana, but Gunner counters it with a tiger driver.
Gunner nails Kaz Hayashi with a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Gunner hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Kaz Hayashi.
(Kaz Hayashi and Guard are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi hits Guard with the Swinging DDT.
Kaz Hayashi runs into the ropes.

Guard misses with an elbow.
Kaz Hayashi hits Guard with a kick.
Kaz Hayashi goes for a fisherman suplex, but Guard blocks it.
Guard goes for a choke slam, but Kaz Hayashi blocks it.
Kaz Hayashi takes Guard down with a spinning leg lariat.
Kaz Hayashi runs into the ropes.
Guard hits Kaz Hayashi with an elbow.
Guard tries to throw Kaz Hayashi over the top rope.
She didn't succeed.
Guard tries to throw Kaz Hayashi over the top rope.
She didn't succeed.
Guard goes for a power bomb, but Kaz Hayashi blocks it.
(Vincent I. Paige and Jerry Flynn are going at it.)
Vincent I. Paige uses a jawbreaker on Jerry Flynn.
Vincent I. Paige executes a kick to the midsection on Jerry Flynn.
Vincent I. Paige goes for the God Damn This Guy Is Good, but Jerry Flynn
 blocks it.


Vincent I. Paige goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Jerry Flynn
 counters it with an achilles tendon hold.
Vincent I. Paige reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Jerry Flynn goes for a flying clothesline, but Vincent I. Paige
 counters it with a powerslam.
Vincent I. Paige goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Jerry Flynn
 counters it with an achilles tendon hold.
Vincent I. Paige is struggling to reach the ropes.
Vincent I. Paige reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds.
Vincent I. Paige begs off.
Jerry Flynn hits Vincent I. Paige with a bulldog.
Jerry Flynn hits a knifehand chop on Vincent I. Paige.
Jerry Flynn tries to throw Vincent I. Paige over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Vincent I. Paige begs off.
Jerry Flynn hits a flying clothesline on Vincent I. Paige.
Jerry Flynn tries to throw Vincent I. Paige over the top rope.


** Vincent I. Paige has been eliminated.
(Jerry Flynn and Vinnie Hardcore are going at it.)
Jerry Flynn goes for a spin kick, but Vinnie Hardcore ducks out of the way.
Vinnie Hardcore chops Jerry Flynn.
Vinnie Hardcore chops Jerry Flynn.
Vinnie Hardcore goes for a backbreaker, but Jerry Flynn blocks it.
Jerry Flynn runs into the ropes.
Jerry Flynn hits Vinnie Hardcore with a clothesline.
Jerry Flynn goes for an enzuilariato, but Vinnie Hardcore counters it with
a backward kick.
(Mike Awesome and The Trashcan Man are going at it.)
Mike Awesome goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Trashcan Man blocks it.
The Trashcan Man uses the Stinger Splash on Mike Awesome.
The Trashcan Man nails Mike Awesome with an enzuigiri.
The Trashcan Man attempts to place Mike Awesome on the turnbuckle, but
Mike Awesome blocks it.
The Trashcan Man uses a bridging back suplex on Mike Awesome.

 (Knightmare and Jerry Flynn are going at it.)
Knightmare tries to throw Jerry Flynn over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Knightmare nails Jerry Flynn with a swinging punch.
Knightmare hits an inverted backbreaker on Jerry Flynn.
Knightmare takes Jerry Flynn down with a choke slam.
Knightmare goes for the One Bad Dream, but Jerry Flynn counters it with
a throw-off.
Jerry Flynn hits Knightmare with an enzuilariato.
Jerry Flynn runs into the ropes.
Knightmare hits Jerry Flynn with a kick.
(Mike Awesome and Vice are going at it.)
Mike Awesome hits Vice with a flying clothesline.
Mike Awesome catches Vice in a Boston crab.
Vice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mike Awesome uses a powerslam on Vice.
Mike Awesome runs into the ropes.


Mike Awesome hits Vice with a shoulderblock.
Mike Awesome runs into the ropes.
Vice hits Mike Awesome with a kick.
Vice hits a Hotshot on Mike Awesome.
Vice locks Mike Awesome in an armbar submission.
Mike Awesome is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mike Awesome reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds.
Vice hits a sidewalk slam on Mike Awesome.
Vice executes the Slaughtering Of The Innocent on Mike Awesome.
(Mike Awesome and Vaedus are going at it.)
Mike Awesome nails Vaedus with a Gorilla Press.
Mike Awesome goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Vaedus counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.
Vaedus hits Mike Awesome with a legdrop.
Vaedus runs into the ropes.
Vaedus nails Mike Awesome with a clothesline.
(The Trashcan Man and Gunner are going at it.)
The Trashcan Man hits a Northern Lights suplex on Gunner.


The Trashcan Man whips Gunner into the ropes.
Gunner misses with an elbow.
Gunner hits The Trashcan Man with a kick.
Gunner hits a frog splash on The Trashcan Man.
(Kaz Hayashi and Vinnie Hardcore are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi whips Vinnie Hardcore into the turnbuckle, but Vinnie Hardcore
 reverses it.
Vinnie Hardcore uses a headbutt on Kaz Hayashi.
(Muldoon and Mike Awesome are going at it.)
Muldoon tries to throw Mike Awesome over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Muldoon tries to throw Mike Awesome over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Muldoon takes Mike Awesome down with a thrust kick to the head.
Muldoon executes the Ultimate Destruction on Mike Awesome.
Mike Awesome tries to fight the pain.
Mike Awesome tries to escape the hold.


Mike Awesome tries to fight the pain.
Mike Awesome reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds.
Muldoon tries to throw Mike Awesome over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
(The Trashcan Man and Akeem are going at it.)
The Trashcan Man takes Akeem down with a roundhouse right.
Jerry Flynn and The Trashcan Man try to throw Akeem over the top rope.
** Akeem has been eliminated.
(The Trashcan Man and Jerry Flynn are going at it.)
The Trashcan Man nails Jerry Flynn with the Stinger Splash.
(Guard and Mike Awesome are going at it.)
Guard takes Mike Awesome down with a clothesline.
Guard whips Mike Awesome into the turnbuckle, but Mike Awesome reverses it.
Mike Awesome runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Guard
 moves out of the way.
Guard catches Mike Awesome in an armbar submission.
Mike Awesome reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.

Guard runs into the ropes.
Guard hits Mike Awesome with a kick.
Guard tries to throw Mike Awesome over the top rope.
** Mike Awesome has been eliminated.
(Guard and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Guard uses a backbreaker on Tom Tennant.
(Vice and Muldoon are going at it.)
Vice runs into the ropes.
Muldoon misses with a clothesline.
Muldoon hits Vice with a kick.
Muldoon yells "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!".
(Knightmare and Gunner are going at it.)
Knightmare tries to throw Gunner over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Knightmare takes Gunner down with a spinebuster bomb.
Knightmare whips Gunner into the ropes.
Knightmare hits Gunner with a chop.

Knightmare gets a choke lift on Gunner.
Gunner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Knightmare uses a DDT on Gunner.
Knightmare hits a forearm smash on Gunner.
Knightmare nails Gunner with a swinging punch.
Knightmare runs into the ropes.
Gunner gives him a football tackle, but Knightmare doesn't even care.
Gunner gives him a headbutt, but Knightmare only stares at him.
Gunner takes Knightmare down with a tiger suplex.
(The Trashcan Man and Vice are going at it.)
The Trashcan Man goes for a spinebuster slam, but Vice counters it with
a kneelift.
The Trashcan Man begs off.
Vice tries to throw The Trashcan Man over the top rope.
** The Trashcan Man has been eliminated.
(Vice and Kaz Hayashi are going at it.)
Vice hits Kaz Hayashi.

Vice kicks Kaz Hayashi.
Vice hits Kaz Hayashi.
Kaz Hayashi kicks Vice.
Vice punches Kaz Hayashi.
Kaz Hayashi kicks Vice.
Kaz Hayashi nails Vice with a slap.
Kaz Hayashi kicks Vice.
Kaz Hayashi hits Vice.
Vice chops Kaz Hayashi.
Vice nails Kaz Hayashi with a Hotshot.
Vice runs into the ropes.
Kaz Hayashi hits Vice with a kick.
(Vaedus and Magnum are going at it.)
Vaedus gives him a roundhouse right, but Magnum only stares at him.
(Vice and Jerry Flynn are going at it.)
Vice tries to throw Jerry Flynn over the top rope.
** Jerry Flynn has been eliminated.

(Vice and Vaedus are going at it.)
Vice runs into the ropes.
Vaedus hits a faceslam on Vice.
Vaedus goes for a stomp, but Vice rolls out of the way.
(Vinnie Hardcore and Muldoon are going at it.)
Vinnie Hardcore whips Muldoon into the ropes, but Muldoon reverses it.
Muldoon hits Vinnie Hardcore with a backdrop.
Muldoon places Vinnie Hardcore on the turnbuckle.
Muldoon nails Vinnie Hardcore with a top-rope gutbuster.
Muldoon goes for a Sammartino backbreaker, but Vinnie Hardcore blocks it.
Vinnie Hardcore kicks Muldoon.
Vinnie Hardcore chops Muldoon.
Muldoon punches Vinnie Hardcore.
Vinnie Hardcore kicks Muldoon.
Muldoon kicks Vinnie Hardcore.
Muldoon hits Vinnie Hardcore.
Vinnie Hardcore punches Muldoon.

Muldoon kicks Vinnie Hardcore.
Muldoon whips Vinnie Hardcore into the ropes, but Vinnie Hardcore reverses it.
Vinnie Hardcore executes a kick to the midsection on Muldoon.
(Muldoon and Knightmare are going at it.)
Muldoon goes for an octopus hold, but Knightmare counters it with an elbowsmash.

(Magnum and Vaedus are going at it.)
Magnum whips Vaedus into the turnbuckle.
Magnum charges into the corner.
Magnum takes Vaedus down with a ropeburn.
Magnum kicks Vaedus.
Magnum hits Vaedus.
Vaedus chops Magnum.
Vaedus chops Magnum.
(Knightmare and Vaedus are going at it.)
Knightmare places Vaedus on the turnbuckle.
Knightmare uses a top-rope gutbuster on Vaedus.

Knightmare nails Vaedus with a kick to the head.
Knightmare tries to throw Vaedus over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Knightmare runs into the ropes.
Vaedus hits Knightmare with a kick.
Vaedus takes Knightmare down with a legdrop.
Vaedus taunts his fallen opponent.
Vaedus hits a stomp on Knightmare.
(Tom Tennant and Magnum are going at it.)
Tom Tennant goes for a forearm smash, but Magnum blocks it.
Magnum hits Tom Tennant with a DDT.
Magnum takes Tom Tennant down with a jawbreaker.
Magnum goes for a flying bulldog, but Tom Tennant side-steps and Magnum
 only hits air.
Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Magnum blocks it.
Magnum catches Tom Tennant in a full nelson.
Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.

(Kaz Hayashi and Vice are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi takes Vice down with a flying dropkick.
Kaz Hayashi runs into the ropes.
Vice takes Kaz Hayashi down with a butt-bump.
Vice whips Kaz Hayashi into the ropes.
Vice hits Kaz Hayashi with a shoulderblock.
Vice goes for a butt-bump, but Kaz Hayashi ducks out of the way.
(Vaedus and Gunner are going at it.)
Vaedus runs into the ropes.
Vaedus hits a clothesline on Gunner.
Vaedus whips Gunner into the ropes.
Gunner misses with a clothesline.
Gunner goes for a back heel kick, but Vaedus counters it with a low blow.
(Knightmare and Kaz Hayashi are going at it.)
Knightmare tries to throw Kaz Hayashi over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Knightmare whips Kaz Hayashi into the ropes.

Knightmare hits Kaz Hayashi with a kick.
Knightmare whips Kaz Hayashi into the ropes.
Kaz Hayashi executes a rana on Knightmare.
(Guard and Vaedus are going at it.)
Guard executes a reverse neckbreaker on Vaedus.
(Kaz Hayashi and Muldoon are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi goes for a dropkick, but Muldoon side-steps and Kaz Hayashi
 only hits air.
Muldoon whips Kaz Hayashi into the ropes.
Kaz Hayashi hits Muldoon with a kick.
Kaz Hayashi works the crowd.
Kaz Hayashi hits Muldoon with a spin kick.
Kaz Hayashi hits Muldoon with a kick to the midsection.
Vice and Kaz Hayashi try to throw Muldoon over the top rope.
** Muldoon has been eliminated.
(Kaz Hayashi and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi hits Tom Tennant with a rana.

Kaz Hayashi runs into the ropes.
Kaz Hayashi misses with a clothesline.
Kaz Hayashi goes for a rana, but Tom Tennant counters it with a tiger driver.
Tom Tennant whips Kaz Hayashi into the ropes, but Kaz Hayashi reverses it.
Tom Tennant misses with an elbow.
Kaz Hayashi misses with a shoulderblock.
Kaz Hayashi hits Tom Tennant with a spin kick.
Kaz Hayashi tries to throw Tom Tennant over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Kaz Hayashi whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle.
Kaz Hayashi whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle.
Tom Tennant uses a chop on Kaz Hayashi.
Tom Tennant goes for a tiger driver, but Kaz Hayashi blocks it.
Kaz Hayashi tries to throw Tom Tennant over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
(Guard and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Guard hits a legsweep faceslam on Tom Tennant.

Guard executes a jawbreaker on Tom Tennant.
Guard goes for a Gorilla Press, but Tom Tennant slides down her back.
Tom Tennant hits Guard with a Soviet suplex.
(Magnum and Knightmare are going at it.)
Magnum hits a power bomb on Knightmare.
Magnum executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Knightmare.
Magnum tries to throw Knightmare over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Magnum executes a European uppercut on Knightmare.
Magnum hits a vertical suplex on Knightmare.
Magnum climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Knightmare nails him in the stomach.
Magnum falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Knightmare hits Magnum with a top-rope gutbuster.
Knightmare tries to throw Magnum over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Knightmare runs into the ropes.
Magnum hits Knightmare with a shoulderblock.

Magnum gives him a DDT, but Knightmare only stares at him.
(Gunner and Guard are going at it.)
Gunner nails Guard with a fisherman suplex.
Gunner whips Guard into the ropes.
Gunner misses with a clothesline.
Guard hits Gunner with a shoulderblock.
Guard puts Gunner in a kneelock submission.
Gunner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Guard hits Gunner with a front-layout suplex.
Guard hits a jumping neck snap on Gunner.
(Knightmare and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Knightmare uses a Russian legsweep on Tom Tennant.
Knightmare uses a stomp on Tom Tennant.
Knightmare executes a full nelson slam on Tom Tennant.
Knightmare goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant hits a chop on Knightmare.
Knightmare whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.

Tom Tennant executes a flying clothesline on Knightmare.
Tom Tennant catches Knightmare in a scorpion deathlock.
Knightmare tries to escape the hold.
Knightmare reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Tom Tennant hits a slingshot somersault splash on Knightmare.
Tom Tennant tries to throw Knightmare over the top rope.
** Knightmare has been eliminated.
(Tom Tennant and Vice are going at it.)
Tom Tennant uses a forearm smash on Vice.
(Magnum and Vice are going at it.)
Magnum uses a kneelift on Vice.
Magnum hits Vice with a DDT.
(Gunner and Kaz Hayashi are going at it.)
Gunner nails Kaz Hayashi with a fisherman suplex.
Gunner runs into the ropes.
Kaz Hayashi hits Gunner with a clothesline.
Kaz Hayashi uses a fisherman suplex on Gunner.

Kaz Hayashi whips Gunner into the ropes.
Gunner hits Kaz Hayashi with rolling clothesline.
Gunner takes Kaz Hayashi down with a backspin DDT.
Gunner takes Kaz Hayashi down with an Asai moonsault.
Gunner catches Kaz Hayashi in a figure-four leglock.
Kaz Hayashi is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kaz Hayashi is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Gunner lets go after 12 seconds.
Gunner nails Kaz Hayashi with a jack-knife power bomb.
Gunner executes the Gunshot on Kaz Hayashi.
Gunner goes for a kick to the midsection, but Kaz Hayashi blocks it.
Kaz Hayashi executes spinning headscissors on Gunner.
Kaz Hayashi chops Gunner.
Kaz Hayashi hits Gunner.
(Gunner and Vinnie Hardcore are going at it.)
Gunner takes Vinnie Hardcore down with a power bomb.
Gunner tries to throw Vinnie Hardcore over the top rope.

** Vinnie Hardcore has been eliminated.
(Gunner and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Gunner hits Tom Tennant.
Gunner kicks Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant kicks Gunner.
Tom Tennant punches Gunner.
Tom Tennant punches Gunner.
Tom Tennant takes Gunner down with a dropkick.
Gunner hits a fisherman suplex on Tom Tennant.
Gunner uses a cobra clutch suplex on Tom Tennant.
Gunner hits Tom Tennant with a knee to the back.
Gunner whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it.
Tom Tennant goes for a jumping DDT, but Gunner counters it with a backdrop.
Gunner nails Tom Tennant with a flying kneedrop.
(Magnum and Vice are going at it.)
Magnum runs into the ropes.
Vice nails Magnum with a bulldog headlock.

 (Kaz Hayashi and Gunner are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi tries to throw Gunner over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Kaz Hayashi hits Gunner with a dragon suplex.
(Vice and Gunner are going at it.)
Vice goes for a kick to the head, but Gunner blocks it.
Gunner goes for a side suplex, but Vice blocks it.
Vice uses a back suplex on Gunner.
(Tom Tennant and Vice are going at it.)
Tom Tennant nails Vice with a Hotshot.
(Vice and Vaedus are going at it.)
Vice nails Vaedus with a back suplex.
Vice uses a back suplex on Vaedus.
(Kaz Hayashi and Guard are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi runs into the ropes.
Kaz Hayashi hits Guard with a kick.
Kaz Hayashi goes for a flying cross body press, but Guard counters it with
a running powerslam.

Guard executes the Super Guard Bomb on Kaz Hayashi.
Guard hits Kaz Hayashi with a flying fistdrop.
Guard executes a Gorilla Press on Kaz Hayashi.
Guard goes for a choke slam, but Kaz Hayashi counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
Kaz Hayashi executes a dragon suplex on Guard.
(Guard and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Guard runs into the ropes.
Tom Tennant hits Guard with a shoulderblock.
Tom Tennant catches Guard in a grapevine.
Guard reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tom Tennant executes a flying fistdrop on Guard.
Tom Tennant gives her a flying fistdrop, but Guard only stares at him.
Tom Tennant hits a kick to the midsection on Guard.
(Kaz Hayashi and Vice are going at it.)
Tom Tennant and Kaz Hayashi try to throw Vice over the top rope.
** Vice has been eliminated.


(Kaz Hayashi and Guard are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi goes for a dragon suplex, but Guard blocks it.
Guard executes the Super Guard Bomb on Kaz Hayashi.
(Magnum and Vaedus are going at it.)
Magnum executes a chop on Vaedus.
Magnum punches Vaedus.
Magnum chops Vaedus.
Vaedus hits Magnum.
Vaedus punches Magnum.
Vaedus goes for a roundhouse right, but Magnum reverses it.
In turn, Vaedus counters it with a punch.
Vaedus whips Magnum into the ropes, but Magnum reverses it.
Magnum gives him a kick to the head, but Vaedus doesn't budge.
Vaedus hits Magnum with a vertical suplex.
Vaedus hits Magnum.
Vaedus kicks Magnum.
Magnum kicks Vaedus.

Magnum nails Vaedus with a kneelift.
Magnum takes Vaedus down with a dragon suplex.
Magnum gives him an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Vaedus
 doesn't budge.
Vaedus executes a bodyslam on Magnum.
Vaedus hits Magnum with an eye gouge.
Vaedus takes Magnum down with an inverted atomic drop.
Vaedus tries to throw Magnum over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Vaedus tries to throw Magnum over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Vaedus goes for a vertical suplex, but Magnum reverses it.
Magnum goes for the Ultimate Solution, but Vaedus counters it with
an armdrag takedown.
Vaedus goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Magnum counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Magnum executes a Hotshot on Vaedus.

Magnum tries to throw Vaedus over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Magnum tries to throw Vaedus over the top rope.
** Vaedus has been eliminated.
(Magnum and Gunner are going at it.)
Magnum hits Gunner.
Magnum chops Gunner.
Gunner kicks Magnum.
Magnum kicks Gunner.
Magnum chops Gunner.
Magnum goes for a full nelson, but Gunner counters it with a reverse cradle.
Gunner whips Magnum into the turnbuckle, but Magnum reverses it.
Magnum charges into the corner, but Gunner moves out of the way.
Gunner tries to throw Magnum over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Gunner gives him a DDT, but Magnum only stares at him.
(Tom Tennant and Guard are going at it.)
Tom Tennant gives her a snap mare, but Guard only stares at him.

Guard punches Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant chops Guard.
Guard hits Tom Tennant.
(Tom Tennant and Gunner are going at it.)
Tom Tennant tries to throw Gunner over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Tom Tennant goes for a bulldog headlock, but Gunner counters it with
a back suplex.
Gunner catches Tom Tennant in a choke against the ropes.
Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Gunner hits Tom Tennant with a back heel kick.
(Tom Tennant and Gunner are going at it.)
Tom Tennant whips Gunner into the ropes, but Gunner reverses it.
Gunner takes Tom Tennant down with a kick to the midsection.
Gunner hits Tom Tennant with a DDT.
Gunner executes the Gunshot on Tom Tennant.
Gunner hits Tom Tennant with the Running Forearm Smash.

(Kaz Hayashi and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi tries to throw Tom Tennant over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Kaz Hayashi kicks Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant chops Kaz Hayashi.
Tom Tennant chops Kaz Hayashi.
Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Kaz Hayashi.
(Guard and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Guard goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant whips Guard into the ropes, but Guard reverses it.
Guard goes for a jumping DDT, but Tom Tennant counters it with a small package.
(Magnum and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Magnum runs into the ropes.
Magnum misses with a shoulderblock.
Tom Tennant misses with a shoulderblock.
Magnum misses with a kick.
Magnum and Tom Tennant get hit with a double clothesline.

Magnum nails Tom Tennant with a double underhook backbreaker.
Magnum goes for a flying bodypress, but Tom Tennant rolls out of the way.
Tom Tennant goes for a grapevine, but Magnum kicks him off.
Magnum hits a facerake on Tom Tennant.
(Kaz Hayashi and Guard are going at it.)
Kaz Hayashi runs into the ropes.
Guard misses with an elbow.
Kaz Hayashi hits Guard with an elbow.
Kaz Hayashi runs into the ropes.
Guard executes a chop on Kaz Hayashi.
Guard tries to throw Kaz Hayashi over the top rope.
** Kaz Hayashi has been eliminated.
(Guard and Gunner are going at it.)
(Guard and Gunner are going at it.)
Guard runs into the ropes.
Gunner hits Guard with an elbow.
Gunner gives her a flying lariat, but Guard doesn't even care.

Guard executes a jawbreaker on Gunner.
(Magnum and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Magnum goes for a Hotshot, but Tom Tennant counters it with a Thesz press.
Gunner and Tom Tennant try to throw Magnum over the top rope.
** Magnum has been eliminated.
(Tom Tennant and Guard are going at it.)
(Gunner and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Gunner executes a backspin DDT on Tom Tennant.
Gunner whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it.
Gunner hits Tom Tennant with a kick.
Gunner goes for a headbutt, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
Tom Tennant executes a chop on Gunner.
Gunner tries to throw Tom Tennant over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Gunner hits Tom Tennant.
Gunner kicks Tom Tennant.
Tom Tennant punches Gunner.

Tom Tennant punches Gunner.
Tom Tennant chops Gunner.
Tom Tennant whips Gunner into the turnbuckle.
Tom Tennant runs into the ropes.
Tom Tennant misses with a kick.
Tom Tennant hits Gunner with a kick.
Tom Tennant puts Gunner in a sleeperhold.
Gunner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Tom Tennant runs into the ropes.
Tom Tennant misses with a clothesline.
Tom Tennant misses with a shoulderblock.
Tom Tennant misses with a clothesline.
Tom Tennant hits Gunner with a kick.
Tom Tennant goes for a snap mare, but Gunner blocks it.
Gunner executes the Gunshot on Tom Tennant.
Gunner whips Tom Tennant into the ropes.
Gunner hits Tom Tennant with a shoulderblock.

Gunner hits a backbreaker on Tom Tennant.
Gunner uses a cobra clutch suplex on Tom Tennant.
Gunner executes a Tombstone on Tom Tennant.
(Gunner and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Gunner goes for a power bomb, but Tom Tennant counters it with a small package.
Tom Tennant kicks Gunner.
Tom Tennant hits Gunner.
Gunner kicks Tom Tennant.
Gunner punches Tom Tennant.
Gunner punches Tom Tennant.
Gunner nails Tom Tennant with a power bomb.
Gunner catches Tom Tennant in an armlock leglock submission.
Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tom Tennant is struggling to reach the ropes.
Gunner lets go after 13 seconds.
Gunner goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with
a swinging neckbreaker.

Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Gunner.
Tom Tennant catches Gunner in a half Boston.
Gunner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
(Gunner and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Gunner tries to throw Tom Tennant over the top rope.
He didn't succeed.
Gunner goes for a DDT, but Tom Tennant blocks it.
(Guard and Gunner are going at it.)
Guard executes a jawbreaker on Gunner.
Guard tries to throw Gunner over the top rope.
** Gunner has been eliminated.
(Guard and Tom Tennant are going at it.)
Guard takes Tom Tennant down with a clothesline.
Guard tries to throw Tom Tennant over the top rope.
** Tom Tennant has been eliminated.

The winner is Guard. Time of match: 0:51:56

Mort:  "Guard takes it home in spectacular fashion, almost an hour of fighting and he still had what it took to win but give Tom Tennant some credit too, he looked impressive.  Hell, alot of those guys looked good, things could be getting hard for some of the old guard.  Next up is Corey Johnson and...oh man, who books this crap?  Bobby _Look At Me, I_m a Fruity Jedi_ Skywalker..."

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Kellie...
Hailing from Altus, Oklahoma...
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

Bobby Skywalker

His opponent...
Led to the ring by New Jack...
From Hollywood, California...
Weighing in at 231 pounds...

"Cameraman" Corey Johnson


They lock up.
Bobby Skywalker punches Corey Johnson.
Corey Johnson hits Bobby Skywalker.
Bobby Skywalker chops Corey Johnson.
Bobby Skywalker punches Corey Johnson.
Bobby Skywalker whips Corey Johnson into the turnbuckle.
Bobby Skywalker goes for a punch, but Corey Johnson reverses it.
In turn, Bobby Skywalker counters it with an armbreaker.
Bobby Skywalker takes Corey Johnson down with a dropkick against the turnbuckle.

Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bobby Skywalker goes for a clothesline, but Corey Johnson ducks out of the way.
Corey Johnson runs into the ropes.
Corey Johnson misses with a shoulderblock.
Bobby Skywalker hits a backbreaker on Corey Johnson.
Bobby Skywalker nails Corey Johnson with a DDT.
Bobby Skywalker whips Corey Johnson into the ropes.

Corey Johnson hits an Asai moonsault on Bobby Skywalker.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Corey Johnson goes for the Oriental Spike, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it.
Bobby Skywalker nails Corey Johnson with a fisherman suplex.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout.
Bobby Skywalker whips Corey Johnson into the ropes, but Corey Johnson
 reverses it.
Corey Johnson hits Bobby Skywalker with a chop.
Corey Johnson whips Bobby Skywalker into the ropes, but Bobby Skywalker
 reverses it.
Corey Johnson misses with a clothesline.
Bobby Skywalker nails Corey Johnson with a backbreaker.
Bobby Skywalker goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Corey Johnson
 counters it with an achilles tendon hold.
Bobby Skywalker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Corey Johnson executes a frog splash on Bobby Skywalker.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout.

Corey Johnson goes for a fireman's carry, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it.
Bobby Skywalker goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Corey Johnson blocks it.
Corey Johnson hits an inverted power bomb on Bobby Skywalker.
Corey Johnson whips Bobby Skywalker into the ropes, but Bobby Skywalker
 reverses it.
Corey Johnson misses with a clothesline.
Corey Johnson misses with an elbow.
Bobby Skywalker misses with a shoulderblock.
Corey Johnson hits Bobby Skywalker with a shoulderblock.
Corey Johnson whips Bobby Skywalker into the ropes, but Bobby Skywalker
 reverses it.
Corey Johnson goes for an Asai moonsault, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with
a Tombstone.
Bobby Skywalker goes for a backspin DDT, but Corey Johnson blocks it.
Corey Johnson goes for a handspring elbow, but Bobby Skywalker side-steps and
Corey Johnson only hits air.
Bobby Skywalker is going for the pin.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout.

Bobby Skywalker hi-fives the fans.
Bobby Skywalker hits a German suplex on Corey Johnson.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout.
Bobby Skywalker nails Corey Johnson with a German suplex.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Corey Johnson leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Corey Johnson sets up the chair.
Corey Johnson hits Bobby Skywalker with a spinning DDT onto the chair.
Corey Johnson locks Bobby Skywalker in a clawhold.
Bobby Skywalker is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Bobby Skywalker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Corey Johnson hits a Yakuza kick on Bobby Skywalker.
Corey Johnson goes for a kneebreaker, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Bobby Skywalker whips Corey Johnson into the ropes.
Bobby Skywalker hits Corey Johnson with a kick.

Bobby Skywalker catches Corey Johnson in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Corey Johnson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Bowen Murphy removes the chair from the ring.
Bobby Skywalker uses a monkey flip on Corey Johnson.
Bobby Skywalker whips Corey Johnson into the ropes, but Corey Johnson
 reverses it.
New Jack trips Bobby Skywalker.
Corey Johnson hits a tiger driver on Bobby Skywalker.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Corey Johnson goes for the Garvin Stomp, but Bobby Skywalker
 rolls out of the way.
Bobby Skywalker whips Corey Johnson into the ropes.
Bobby Skywalker executes a chop on Corey Johnson.
Bobby Skywalker executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Corey Johnson.
Bobby Skywalker is going for the pin.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, shoulder up.
Bobby Skywalker hi-fives the fans.
Bobby Skywalker runs into the ropes.
Bobby Skywalker misses with a clothesline.
Corey Johnson gives him a short lariat, but Bobby Skywalker doesn't even care.
Bobby Skywalker hits Corey Johnson with a fisherman suplex.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bobby Skywalker hi-fives the fans.
Bobby Skywalker takes Corey Johnson down with a dragon suplex.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bobby Skywalker executes a jack-knife power bomb on Corey Johnson.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout.
Bobby Skywalker hits a bridging back suplex on Corey Johnson.
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, Bobby Skywalker lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up.
Bobby Skywalker hi-fives the fans.
Bobby Skywalker whips Corey Johnson into the ropes.
Bobby Skywalker hits Corey Johnson with a clothesline.
Corey Johnson falls out of the ring.
Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Corey Johnson reenters the ring.


Bobby Skywalker uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Corey Johnson.
Bobby Skywalker hits Corey Johnson with a backbreaker.
Bobby Skywalker whips Corey Johnson into the turnbuckle, but Corey Johnson
 reverses it.
Corey Johnson runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Bobby Skywalker lifts his
 knee.
Bobby Skywalker runs into the ropes.
Corey Johnson misses with an elbow.
Corey Johnson hits Bobby Skywalker with a clothesline.
Corey Johnson whips Bobby Skywalker into the ropes, but Bobby Skywalker
 reverses it.
Corey Johnson hits an Asai moonsault on Bobby Skywalker.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Corey Johnson takes Bobby Skywalker down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout.
Corey Johnson leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.


Corey Johnson sets up the chair.
Corey Johnson executes a brain buster onto the chair on Bobby Skywalker.
Corey Johnson is going for the pin.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bowen Murphy removes the chair from the ring.
Corey Johnson nails Bobby Skywalker with an elbowsmash.
Corey Johnson catches Bobby Skywalker in a Sammartino backbreaker.
Bobby Skywalker is inching his way towards the ropes.
Bobby Skywalker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Corey Johnson whips Bobby Skywalker into the ropes, but Bobby Skywalker
 reverses it.
Bobby Skywalker misses with an elbow.
Corey Johnson goes for a short lariat, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it.
Bobby Skywalker nails Corey Johnson with a DDT.
Bobby Skywalker runs into the ropes.
Bobby Skywalker misses with an elbow.
Corey Johnson takes Bobby Skywalker down with a chop.

Corey Johnson executes a short lariat on Bobby Skywalker.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Corey Johnson executes the Extreme Close Up on Bobby Skywalker.
Corey Johnson goes for the pin.
Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three.
Bobby Skywalker complains about a fast count.

The winner is Corey Johnson. Time of match: 0:08:24


Mort:  "Thank God, Corey with the win but what took him so damn long?  It was only Bobby Skywalker....  Now, we_re scheduled for Son Goku against Masked Man but with Kanyon in the nut house, I_m not sure if the match is going to happen, it looks like Son Goku is coming out anyway..."

(Son Goku is pacing in the ring. Instead of Masked Man_s entrance music, a 
video starts on the Racertron. We see Kris Kanyon, laying in a hospital bed, 
Amanda Perry by his side. He looks to the camera and begins to speak...)

Kris Kanyon:Fans, I_m sorry, Speed, I_m sorry, Violet, I_m sorry. I was 
really looking forward to beating Son Goku_s ass from ringpost to ringpost. 
But I_m laid up here for a while, trying to recover from my "problem." What 
a bunch of bullshit. But anyway, since they_re not letting me leave this 
goddamn place, then I_m not going to be there tonight. But don_t worry fans, 
because I booked a replacement. Ladies and gentlemen, here he is...THE 
MYSTERIOUS MASKED MAN!!

(A man walks to the ring in a black outfit, black tights, black shirt, and a 
black wrestling mask. He climbs into the ring.)

Mort: "Well, Son Goku looks none too happy. He was prepared for the drunk instead of the dork in a mask...wait a sec, we_re in _politically correct_ California, I guess Kanyon would be an alcoholic, not a drunk...Like there_s a damn bit of difference.."


Introducing first...
Hailing from Parts Unknown...
Weighing in at 300 pounds...

The Mysterous Masked Man

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Klilyn...
From Planet Vegeta...
Weighing in at 230 pounds...

Son Goku


They lock up.
Masked Man hits Son Goku with a spinebuster slam.
Masked Man Yells"Don't Eat it SUCK IT!!".
Masked Man goes for the Grand Kanyon, but Son Goku counters it with a 
headbutt.

Son Goku hits a spin kick on Masked Man.
Son Goku hits a handspring elbow on Masked Man.
Son Goku is going for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout.
Son Goku complains about a slow count.
Son Goku yells "Yahoo!!".
Son Goku runs into the ropes.
Masked Man takes Son Goku down with a spinebuster slam.
Masked Man gives the sign for the Grand Kanyon.
Masked Man executes the Grand Kanyon on Son Goku.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Masked Man whips Son Goku into the ropes.


Masked Man hits a scorpion death drop on Son Goku.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Masked Man nails Son Goku with a kneelift.
Masked Man takes Son Goku down with a tiger driver.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout.
Masked Man complains about a slow count.
Son Goku uses an inside cradle on Masked Man.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout.
Son Goku takes Masked Man down with an elbow to the midsection.
Son Goku uses a fist to the midsection on Masked Man.
Son Goku goes for a kick to the head, but Masked Man blocks it.
Masked Man leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Masked Man sets up the chair.
Masked Man goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Son Goku counters it 
with
a backdrop.
Son Goku goes for the Cyclone Kick, but Masked Man side-steps and Son Goku
only hits air.

Masked Man locks Son Goku in a Canadian backbreaker.
Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Masked Man runs into the ropes.
Son Goku uses a kick to the midsection on Masked Man.
Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring.
Son Goku whips Masked Man into the ropes.
Son Goku takes Masked Man down with a backbreaker.
Son Goku whips Masked Man into the turnbuckle, but Masked Man reverses it.
Masked Man whips Son Goku into the ropes.
Masked Man hits Son Goku with a clothesline.
Masked Man takes Son Goku down with a running powerslam.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout.
Masked Man goes for a tiger driver, but Son Goku counters it with a rana.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout.
Son Goku runs into the ropes.
Masked Man executes a spinebuster slam on Son Goku.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout.

Masked Man whips Son Goku into the ropes.
Son Goku goes for the Kamehameha, but Masked Man counters it with a side 
step.
Masked Man nails Son Goku with a jack-knife power bomb.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Masked Man goes for a spinebuster slam, but Son Goku counters it with
a roundhouse kick.
Son Goku is going for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Son Goku goes for a palm blow, but Masked Man blocks it.
Masked Man locks Son Goku in the torture rack.
Son Goku is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Son Goku breaks the hold after 21 seconds.
Son Goku uses a knee to the back on Masked Man.
Son Goku hits Masked Man with an elbow to the midsection.
Son Goku goes for a backbreaker, but Masked Man blocks it.
Masked Man executes the Grand Kanyon on Son Goku.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three.
Son Goku complains about a fast count.

The winner is Masked Man. Time of match: 0:05:07
------


(The masked man stands on the turnbuckles as the crowd cheers. He slowly 
peels off his mask to reveal...KRIS KANYON!! Kanyon grabs the mic.)

Kris Kanyon: That_s right!! I_m back, and I_m stronger than ever!! Goku, you 
were just an example. It_s my time to shine now!! Watch out, because Kris 
Kanyon is coming to...

(Son Goku leaves the ring and walks to the back. Kris Kanyon is standing in
the ring, when all of a sudden, the lights go out. "Before Dishonor" by
Hatebreed blares over the loudspeakers as The Corporate Enforcer Bill 
Goldberg struts to the ring. The ring is engulfed in a Golden Hue. Goldberg has a briefcase in his hand, as he steps through the ropes and grabs a mic.)

The Corporate Enforcer: Kris, Kris, Kris. You are one lucky son of a gun. 
See, I have been sent out as a delegate from the Corporation. You know us, the 
big important guys...but anyways, we've been watching you closely for a while 
now. You're finally coming into your own, Kris. It's time for you, my friend, to
step up to the next level. Now look at this briefcase, Kris, this is just 
PART of what we have to offer you.

(Goldberg opens the briefcase, revealing, of course, a nice sum of money.
Kanyon looks at it, mouth open, but quickly comes to his senses.)

Kanyon: You're gonna have to do better than that.

The Corporate Enforcer: Wow, you really do drive a hard bargain. But I think 
I can help make this decision easier. Erica, if you would please...

(Erica Reid emerges, with a keg of beer on a wagon. She looks discontent.
Kanyon, however, is FAR from discontent. He is drooling all over himself,
staring at the keg.)

The Corporate Enforcer: Now your woman said that she doesn't want YOU 
carrying the beer...she said nothing about someone ELSE carrying it though...so what do you say? Is it a deal?

(Kanyon says nothing, but slowly extends his hand to Goldberg. The shake
hands. Kanyon runs to the keg and grabs the tap, disappearing to the back.
Goldberg shrugs his shoulders. "Before Dishonor" plays again as Bill 
leaves.)

Mort:  "Well, folks, that_s why health insurance cost so damn much...damn drunks anyway...AND WHAT THE HELL DOES THE CORPORATION WANT KANYON FOR?  Jeez, if their that desperate, go hire Eli Vane...Some tag team action next.."



~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 580 pounds...

Hell On Earth

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz...
At a total combined weight of 620 pounds...

Ghetto Boyz

                             Nebuchadnezzar vs Abel

They lock up.
Nebuchadnezzar takes Kane down with a forearm smash.
Nebuchadnezzar hits Kane with a DDT.
Nebuchadnezzar runs into the ropes.
Kane takes Nebuchadnezzar down with a kick to the thigh.
Kane locks Nebuchadnezzar in the Cross-faced chicken wing.
Nebuchadnezzar reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kane whips Nebuchadnezzar into the ropes, but Nebuchadnezzar reverses it.
Nebuchadnezzar misses with a shoulderblock.
Nebuchadnezzar hits Kane with a kick.
Nebuchadnezzar goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Kane counters it with
a facerake.
Kane goes for a lariat, but Nebuchadnezzar blocks it.
Nebuchadnezzar goes for a forearm smash, but Kane blocks it.
Kane tags out to Abel.
Abel hits Nebuchadnezzar with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Kane enters the ring to make it two-on-one.

Abel and Kane hit Nebuchadnezzar with a double front-layout suplex.
Kane leaves the ring.
Abel executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Nebuchadnezzar.
Kane enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Father Arson enters the ring and lays out Kane.
Father Arson leaves the ring.
Nebuchadnezzar goes for a kick to the midsection, but Abel blocks it.
Abel executes a double underhook suplex on Nebuchadnezzar.
Abel hits a reverse neckbreaker on Nebuchadnezzar.
Abel goes for a flying headbutt, but Nebuchadnezzar rolls out of the way.
Nebuchadnezzar uses a back heel kick on Abel.
Nebuchadnezzar tags out to Father Arson.
Kane enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Father Arson and Nebuchadnezzar whip Abel into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Abel with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters
it with a double clothesline.
Nebuchadnezzar leaves the ring.
Abel executes a scissor kick on Father Arson.

Kane enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kane hits Father Arson with a powerslam.
Abel takes Father Arson down with a flying headbutt.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Kane leaves the ring.
Abel throws Father Arson out of the ring.
Rich McKinnon counts: one, Father Arson reenters the ring.
Abel hits Father Arson.
Abel kicks Father Arson.
Abel throws Father Arson out of the ring.
Abel goes through the ropes.
Kane comes over to make it two-on-one.
Nebuchadnezzar comes over, but gets cut off.
Kane hits Father Arson with a football tackle.
Abel goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Father Arson counters it with
a go-behind.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Father Arson goes for a back heel kick, but Abel ducks out of the way.

Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Kane comes over to make it two-on-one.
Nebuchadnezzar comes over and lays out Kane.
Nebuchadnezzar goes for a back heel kick, but Abel counters it with a legsweep.
Kane executes a dropkick on Father Arson.
Abel catches Father Arson in a full nelson.
Rich McKinnon counts:  2.
Abel goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Father Arson blocks it.
Rich McKinnon counts:  3.
Nebuchadnezzar comes over to make it two-on-one.
Nebuchadnezzar executes a back heel kick on Abel.
Father Arson takes Abel down with an enzuigiri.
Father Arson sets up a table.
Father Arson throws Abel back into the ring.
Nebuchadnezzar enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Father Arson and Nebuchadnezzar whip Abel into the ropes.
They hit Abel with a double backdrop.

Nebuchadnezzar leaves the ring.
Father Arson hits Abel with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Father Arson uses a back heel kick on Abel.
Father Arson goes for a back heel kick, but Abel counters it with a low blow.
Abel hits Father Arson with a jawbreaker.
Abel throws Father Arson out of the ring.
Rich McKinnon counts: one, Father Arson reenters the ring.
Abel whips Father Arson into the ropes.
Father Arson hits Abel with a back heel kick.
Father Arson whips Abel into the ropes.
Abel hits Father Arson with a shoulderblock.
Abel tags out to Kane.
Kane runs into the ropes.
Kane hits Father Arson with an elbow.
Kane throws Father Arson out of the ring.
Kane goes through the ropes.
Kane goes for a front-layout suplex, but Father Arson counters it with
a kneelift.

Father Arson hits a Russian legsweep on Kane.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Father Arson reenters the ring.
Kane follows him back in.
Father Arson gives him an enzuigiri, but Kane doesn't even care.
Father Arson runs into the ropes.
Father Arson hits Kane with a clothesline.
Father Arson tags out to Nebuchadnezzar.
Father Arson uses a kick to the head on Kane.
Nebuchadnezzar uses a back suplex on Kane.
Father Arson hits Kane with a back heel kick.
Nebuchadnezzar goes for a full nelson, but Kane counters it with a headbutt.
Father Arson leaves the ring.
Kane takes Nebuchadnezzar down with a flying forearm.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Kane tags out to Abel.
Abel and Kane whip Nebuchadnezzar into the ropes.

They hit Nebuchadnezzar with a double clothesline.
Kane leaves the ring.
Abel puts Nebuchadnezzar in a leg hammerlock.
Nebuchadnezzar is struggling to reach the ropes.
Nebuchadnezzar reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Abel uses a kick to the head on Nebuchadnezzar.
Kane enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Abel and Kane whip Nebuchadnezzar into the ropes.
They hit Nebuchadnezzar with a double kick to the midsection.
Kane leaves the ring.
Abel goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Nebuchadnezzar blocks it.
Nebuchadnezzar punches Abel.
Nebuchadnezzar hits Abel.
Nebuchadnezzar tags out to Father Arson.
Nebuchadnezzar hits Abel with a lariat.
Father Arson hits Abel with an enzuigiri.
Nebuchadnezzar leaves the ring.
Father Arson whips Abel into the ropes, but Abel reverses it.

Abel hits Father Arson with a shoulderblock.
Abel takes Father Arson down with an inverted atomic drop.
Kane enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kane nails Father Arson with a lariat.
Abel hits Father Arson with a flying headbutt.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kane leaves the ring.
Abel puts Father Arson in a bow-and-arrow submission.
Father Arson is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Father Arson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kane enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kane uses a lariat on Father Arson.
Abel nails Father Arson with a flying headbutt.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Abel and Kane whip Father Arson into the ropes.
They hit Father Arson with a double backdrop.
Nebuchadnezzar enters the ring and lays out Kane.

Nebuchadnezzar goes for a lariat, but Abel counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Nebuchadnezzar enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Kane hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Father Arson.
Abel hits a flying bulldog on Father Arson.
Nebuchadnezzar leaves the ring.
Abel whips Father Arson into the ropes.
Father Arson hits Abel with a shoulderblock.
Father Arson uses a forearm to the back on Abel.
Father Arson puts Abel in an armbar submission.
Abel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Father Arson puts Abel in the Texas cloverleaf.
Abel is struggling to reach the ropes.
Abel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Father Arson leaves the ring.
He returns with the gasoline can.
Father Arson hits him with the gasoline can.
Father Arson uses a Russian legsweep on Abel.

Father Arson takes a swing at Abel with the gasoline can, but he
 gets out of the way.
Abel snatches the gasoline can from him.
Abel hits him with the gasoline can.
Rich McKinnon throws the gasoline can out of the ring.
Abel executes the Ghettoplex on Father Arson.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Nebuchadnezzar makes the save.
Father Arson hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Abel.
Father Arson hits a kick to the head on Abel.
Father Arson puts Abel in a headscissors submission.
Abel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Father Arson whips Abel into the ropes, but Abel reverses it.
Abel goes for a flying clothesline, but Father Arson ducks out of the way.
Father Arson tags out to Nebuchadnezzar.
Kane enters the ring and lays out Father Arson.
Kane hits Nebuchadnezzar with a front slam.
Abel takes Nebuchadnezzar down with a flying bulldog.

Kane leaves the ring.
Abel throws Nebuchadnezzar out of the ring.
Abel goes through the ropes.
Abel whips Nebuchadnezzar into the guardrail.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Abel knocks Nebuchadnezzar into the ringpost.
Kane comes over to make it two-on-one.
Father Arson comes over and lays out Kane.
Nebuchadnezzar sets up Abel on the table.
Nebuchadnezzar executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Nebuchadnezzar whips Abel into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Nebuchadnezzar goes for a power bomb, but Abel blocks it.
Rich McKinnon counts:  2.
Abel knocks Nebuchadnezzar into the ringsteps.
Kane comes over to make it two-on-one.

Kane goes for a football tackle, but Nebuchadnezzar side-steps and Kane
 only hits air.
Father Arson comes over to make it two-on-one.
Nebuchadnezzar and Father Arson hit Abel with a double back suplex.
Father Arson goes for a kick to the head, but Abel blocks it.
Kane puts Father Arson in a full nelson.
Kane hits a front slam on Father Arson.
Kane throws Father Arson back into the ring.
Kane is going for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kane whips Father Arson into the ropes, but Father Arson reverses it.
Father Arson hits Kane with a kick.
Father Arson runs into the ropes.
Kane misses with a clothesline.
Father Arson hits Kane with a clothesline.
Kane falls out of the ring.
Father Arson goes through the ropes.

Nebuchadnezzar comes over to make it two-on-one.
Nebuchadnezzar takes Kane down with a back heel kick.
Father Arson hits a back suplex on Kane.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Father Arson whips Kane into the guardrail.
Father Arson takes Kane down with an elbowsmash.
Father Arson reenters the ring.
Kane follows him back in.
Father Arson hits a reverse neckbreaker on Kane.
Father Arson leaves the ring.
He returns with brass knuckles.
Father Arson takes a swing at Kane with the knuckles, but he
 gets out of the way.
Kane snatches the knuckles from him.
Kane hits him with the knuckles.
Kane goes for a hiptoss, but Father Arson blocks it.
Father Arson whips Kane into the ropes.

Kane goes for a football tackle, but Father Arson counters it with
a roundhouse kick.
Father Arson is going for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout.
Father Arson gets the Texas cloverleaf on Kane.
Kane reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Father Arson whips Kane into the turnbuckle.
Father Arson charges in with a knee to the groin, but Kane moves out of the way.

Kane takes Father Arson down with the T-bone suplex.
Kane goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Father Arson blocks it.
Father Arson hits him with brass knuckles.
Nebuchadnezzar enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Father Arson and Nebuchadnezzar hit Kane with a double elbowsmash.
Father Arson and Nebuchadnezzar hit Kane with a double back suplex.
Nebuchadnezzar leaves the ring.
Father Arson nails Kane with a Russian legsweep.

Father Arson whips Kane into the ropes.
Kane misses with a kick.
Father Arson misses with a clothesline.
Kane misses with a clothesline.
Father Arson misses with an elbow.
Kane misses with a clothesline.
Father Arson goes for a kick to the head, but Kane blocks it.
Kane gives the sign for the Urban Crossfire.
Kane executes the Urban Crossfire on Father Arson.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kane goes for an achilles tendon hold, but Father Arson blocks it.
Father Arson hits him with the knuckles.
Rich McKinnon throws the knuckles out of the ring.
Father Arson executes the Pray For Death on Kane.
Kane is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kane is struggling to reach the ropes.
Kane is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Kane tries to escape the hold.
Kane summons one last burst of energy.
Rich McKinnon tells Kane to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Kane nods.
Rich McKinnon checks Kane's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Kane fights his way out of the hold after 26 seconds.
Abel enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kane and Abel whip Father Arson into the ropes.
They hit Father Arson with a double elbowsmash.
Kane and Abel hit Father Arson with a double kneelift.
Abel leaves the ring.
Kane puts Father Arson in a full nelson.
Father Arson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Kane hits a heart punch on Father Arson.

Kane goes for the STF, but Father Arson blocks it.
Father Arson executes a fist to the midsection on Kane.
Father Arson tags out to Nebuchadnezzar.
Abel enters the ring and lays out Father Arson.
Kane and Abel hit Nebuchadnezzar with a double kneelift.
Abel leaves the ring.
Nebuchadnezzar goes for a clawhold, but Kane blocks it.
Kane hits an elbowsmash on Nebuchadnezzar.
Kane throws Nebuchadnezzar out of the ring.
Kane goes through the ropes.
Kane knocks Nebuchadnezzar into the ringsteps.
Abel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Father Arson comes over, but gets cut off.
Abel nails Nebuchadnezzar with a belly-to-back suplex.
Kane hits Nebuchadnezzar with a flying lariat.
Kane whips Nebuchadnezzar into the guardrail.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.

Abel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Kane and Abel hit Nebuchadnezzar with a double front-layout suplex.
Father Arson comes over and lays out Abel.
Father Arson comes over to make it two-on-one.
Father Arson executes a back heel kick on Kane.
Nebuchadnezzar goes for a full nelson, but Kane blocks it.
Abel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Abel hits Nebuchadnezzar with a kick to the head.
Kane nails Nebuchadnezzar with an enzuigiri.
Abel goes for a kick to the head, but Nebuchadnezzar ducks out of the way.
Nebuchadnezzar whips Kane into the guardrail.
Nebuchadnezzar goes for a kneebreaker, but Kane blocks it.
Kane whips Nebuchadnezzar into the guardrail.
Kane executes a flying forearm on Nebuchadnezzar.
Kane executes a football tackle on Nebuchadnezzar.
Rich McKinnon counts:  2.
Kane reenters the ring.

Nebuchadnezzar follows him back in.
Kane whips Nebuchadnezzar into the ropes.
Kane puts Nebuchadnezzar in a sleeperhold.
Nebuchadnezzar reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Kane goes for a football tackle, but Nebuchadnezzar counters it with
a kick to the head.
Nebuchadnezzar whips Kane into the ropes, but Kane reverses it.
Malik Shabazz trips Nebuchadnezzar.
Kane executes the Urban Crossfire on Nebuchadnezzar.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three.

The winners are Ghetto Boyz. Time of match: 0:18:45


Mort:  "Kane and the Urban Crossfire bring home the win in a surprisingly good match, I didn_t know the Ghetto Boyz had it left in them....Mai Shiranui takes on Brenda Steel in our first women_s match."




~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Fighting out of Tokyo, Japan...
Weighing in at 115 pounds...

Mai Shiranui

Her opponent...
Led to the ring by Brad Steel...
Hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 124 pounds...

Brenda Steel


They lock up.
Mai Shiranui hits Brenda Steel with neck-scissors.
Mai Shiranui nails Brenda Steel with a Japanese armdrag takedown.
Mai Shiranui goes for an enzuigiri, but Brenda Steel ducks out of the way.
Brenda Steel throws Mai Shiranui out of the ring.
Brenda Steel jumps onto her with a baseball slide.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Brad Steel comes from behind, but Mai Shiranui nails Brad Steel.
Brenda Steel whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail.
Brenda Steel whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail.
Brenda Steel hits Mai Shiranui with a moonsault bodyblock.
Rich McKinnon counts:  2.
Rich McKinnon counts:  3.
Brenda Steel executes a moonsault bodyblock on Mai Shiranui.
Rich McKinnon counts:  4.
Brenda Steel whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

Mai Shiranui whips Brenda Steel into the guardrail.
Rich McKinnon counts:  5.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brad Steel comes from behind, but Mai Shiranui nails Brad Steel.
Brenda Steel sets up a table.
Brenda Steel goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Mai Shiranui
 counters it with a backdrop.
Mai Shiranui sets up Brenda Steel on the table.
Mai Shiranui executes the Shinobi Bati through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Mai Shiranui uses a dragon suplex on Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui executes the Shinobi Bati on Brenda Steel on the concrete floor.
Mai Shiranui throws Brenda Steel back into the ring.
Mai Shiranui is going for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mai Shiranui puts Brenda Steel in an armbar submission.
Brenda Steel is struggling to reach the ropes.

Brenda Steel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Mai Shiranui executes a back heel kick on Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui whips Brenda Steel into the turnbuckle, but Brenda Steel
 reverses it.
Brenda Steel charges in with a monkey flip, but Mai Shiranui
 moves out of the way.
Mai Shiranui goes for a spinning mule kick, but Brenda Steel blocks it.
Brenda Steel kicks Mai Shiranui.
Mai Shiranui kicks Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui hits Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui kicks Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui uses a reverse DDT on Brenda Steel.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Brad Steel distracts Rich McKinnon.
Rich McKinnon is back on the job.
Mai Shiranui hits the Flying Rocker Dropper on Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui throws Brenda Steel out of the ring.
Rich McKinnon counts: one, Brenda Steel reenters the ring.

Mai Shiranui chops Brenda Steel.
Brenda Steel kicks Mai Shiranui.
Brenda Steel attempts to place Mai Shiranui on the turnbuckle, but Mai Shiranui
 blocks it.
Brenda Steel whips Mai Shiranui into the ropes, but Mai Shiranui reverses it.
Brenda Steel hits Mai Shiranui with a clothesline.
Brenda Steel winks at the crowd.
Brenda Steel uses a power bomb on Mai Shiranui.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Brenda Steel winks at the crowd.
Brenda Steel leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Brenda Steel takes the chair.
Brenda Steel hits a flying forearm with the chair on Mai Shiranui.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout.
Brenda Steel uses a moonsault on Mai Shiranui.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.

Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring.
Brenda Steel runs into the ropes.
Mai Shiranui hits Brenda Steel with a kick.
Mai Shiranui runs into the ropes.
Brenda Steel puts Mai Shiranui in an abdominal stretch.
Mai Shiranui tries to fight the pain.
Mai Shiranui breaks the hold after 19 seconds.
Mai Shiranui whips Brenda Steel into the ropes.
Mai Shiranui takes Brenda Steel down with a back elbow.
Mai Shiranui throws Brenda Steel out of the ring.
Mai Shiranui jumps onto her with Shiranui Splash.
Mai Shiranui is handed a beer bottle.
Mai Shiranui hits her with the beer bottle.
Mai Shiranui goes for an Asai moonsault, but Brenda Steel side-steps and
Mai Shiranui only hits air.
Brenda Steel goes for an armdrag takedown, but Mai Shiranui counters it with
spinning headscissors.

Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Mai Shiranui climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Brenda Steel nails her
 in the stomach.
Mai Shiranui falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Brad Steel comes from behind, but Mai Shiranui nails Brad Steel.
Brenda Steel winks at the crowd.
Brad Steel comes from behind and distracts Mai Shiranui.
Brenda Steel whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail.
Rich McKinnon counts:  2.
Brenda Steel whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brenda Steel grabs a chair.
Brenda Steel sets up the chair.
Brenda Steel nails Mai Shiranui with a superplex onto the chair.
Brenda Steel sets up a table.
Brad Steel comes from behind and distracts Mai Shiranui.
Brenda Steel is handed a metal baseball bat.

Brenda Steel hits her with the metal baseball bat.
Brenda Steel hits her with the metal baseball bat.
Brenda Steel sets up Mai Shiranui on the table.
Brenda Steel executes a flying legdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Brenda Steel goes for a 450 splash, but Mai Shiranui gets his knees up.
Mai Shiranui sets up a table.
Mai Shiranui whips Brenda Steel into the guardrail.
Mai Shiranui whips Brenda Steel into the guardrail.
Rich McKinnon counts:  3.
Mai Shiranui sets up Brenda Steel on the table.
Mai Shiranui executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Mai Shiranui hits her with .
Brenda Steel is busted wide open.
Mai Shiranui hits the Michinoku Driver on Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui yells "I'm number one!!!".

Mai Shiranui knocks Brenda Steel into the ringsteps.
Mai Shiranui sets up a table.
Mai Shiranui sets up Brenda Steel on the table.
Mai Shiranui executes the Shinobi Bati through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Mai Shiranui sets up the chair.
Mai Shiranui takes Brenda Steel down with the Michinoku Driver onto the chair.
Rich McKinnon counts:  4.
Brad Steel comes from behind, but Mai Shiranui nails Brad Steel.
Brenda Steel whips Mai Shiranui into the guardrail.
Brenda Steel throws Mai Shiranui back into the ring.
Brenda Steel brings the table into the ring.
Brad Steel enters the ring and hits Mai Shiranui with a chair.
Before Brad Steel connects, Mai Shiranui moves out of the way.
Brad Steel hits Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui throws Brad Steel over the top rope.
Mai Shiranui kicks Brenda Steel.

Mort: Hold on...Katrina Morris is making her way to ringside... Wait Miss Jacqueline is up on the apron distracting the ref.... Katrina just tossed something to Mai.... OUCH!!! She just nailed Brenda Steel with it!  And look at the confusion on Mai's face as Kat and Jackie make their way to the back.


Brenda Steel hits Mai Shiranui.
Mai Shiranui punches Brenda Steel.
Brenda Steel hits Mai Shiranui.
Brenda Steel punches Mai Shiranui.
Mai Shiranui chops Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui sets up Brenda Steel on the table.
Mai Shiranui tries to drive Brenda Steel through the table with
a slingshot legdrop, but she moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Brenda Steel goes for a flying dropkick, but Mai Shiranui ducks out of the way.
Mai Shiranui executes the Shinobi Bati on Brenda Steel.
Mai Shiranui goes for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Mai Shiranui. Time of match: 0:10:04

Mort:  "Well...was Katrina helping Mai or just wanting Brenda to lose?  What ever happened to making sense?  Of course...we_re in California too...  Now we_ve got Malik Shabazz taking on Muldoon...I really hope Kid Nitro has taught him how to get away from a leg drop..."



~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
From Los Angeles, California...
Weighing in at 366 pounds...

Muldoon

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Qetesh...
Fighting out of The Nation Of Islam...
Weighing in at 300 pounds...

"The Honorable" Malik Shabazz

 
They lock up.
Muldoon whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes.
Malik Shabazz uses a spinning heel kick on Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning heel kick, but Muldoon ducks out of the way.
Malik Shabazz nails Muldoon with a headbutt.
Malik Shabazz executes a chop on Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz places Muldoon on the turnbuckle.
Malik Shabazz uses a belly-to-back superplex on Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz uses a forearm smash on Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz hits Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz chops Muldoon.
Muldoon punches Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon kicks Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes.
Malik Shabazz hits Muldoon with a shoulderblock.
Malik Shabazz executes a kick to the midsection on Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz goes for a headbutt, but Muldoon blocks it.

Muldoon hits a knee pull-up on Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon throws Malik Shabazz out of the ring.
Muldoon goes through the ropes.
Muldoon whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Qetesh comes from behind, but Muldoon nails Qetesh.
Malik Shabazz goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Muldoon blocks it.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Muldoon reenters the ring.
Malik Shabazz follows him back in.
Muldoon hits a reverse neckbreaker on Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon gets the Oriental Spike on Malik Shabazz.
Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Muldoon nails Malik Shabazz with a Northern Lights suplex.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Muldoon takes Malik Shabazz down with a jawbreaker.
Muldoon whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes.

Muldoon hits Malik Shabazz with a backdrop.
Malik Shabazz falls out of the ring.
Muldoon goes through the ropes.
Muldoon knocks Malik Shabazz into the ringpost.
Muldoon goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Malik Shabazz counters it with
a backward kick.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Malik Shabazz reenters the ring.
Muldoon follows him back in.
Malik Shabazz uses a headbutt on Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes.
Malik Shabazz misses with a kick.
Muldoon takes Malik Shabazz down with a hiptoss.
Muldoon goes for a full nelson, but Malik Shabazz blocks it.
Malik Shabazz takes Muldoon down with a kick to the midsection.
Malik Shabazz nails Muldoon with a jack-knife power bomb.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.

Malik Shabazz yells "FREEDOM!!".
Malik Shabazz whips Muldoon into the ropes.
Muldoon takes Malik Shabazz down with a high knee.
Muldoon goes for a surfboard, but Malik Shabazz blocks it.
Malik Shabazz goes for an inverted DDT, but Muldoon blocks it.
Muldoon goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Malik Shabazz blocks it.
Malik Shabazz whips Muldoon into the ropes.
Qetesh trips Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning heel kick, but Muldoon ducks out of the way.
Muldoon chops Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon punches Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon punches Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon hits an atomic drop on Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon goes for a superkick, but Malik Shabazz ducks out of the way.
Malik Shabazz takes Muldoon down with a power bomb.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Malik Shabazz goes for a Boston crab, but Muldoon blocks it.

Muldoon uses a sidewalk slam on Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon gives the sign for the Ultimate Destruction.
Muldoon goes for the Ultimate Destruction, but Malik Shabazz counters it with
a roll up.
Malik Shabazz throws Muldoon out of the ring.
Malik Shabazz goes through the ropes.
Malik Shabazz sets up a table.
Malik Shabazz whips Muldoon into the guardrail.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Malik Shabazz reenters the ring.
Muldoon follows him back in.
Malik Shabazz hits Muldoon with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Muldoon.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Muldoon goes for a bodyslam, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a small package.

Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.

Malik Shabazz goes for a kick to the head, but Muldoon blocks it.
Muldoon hits Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon hits Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon hits Malik Shabazz.
Muldoon places Malik Shabazz on the turnbuckle.
Muldoon uses a top-rope gutbuster on Malik Shabazz.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Muldoon throws Malik Shabazz out of the ring.
Muldoon goes through the ropes.
Qetesh comes from behind and distracts Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz whips Muldoon into the guardrail.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Malik Shabazz sets up Muldoon on the table.
Malik Shabazz executes a flying somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Malik Shabazz executes a Northern Lights suplex on Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz takes Muldoon down with a DDT.

Malik Shabazz hits a jack-knife power bomb on Muldoon.
Qetesh comes from behind, but Muldoon nails Qetesh.
Rich McKinnon counts:  2.
Malik Shabazz reenters the ring.
Muldoon follows him back in.
Muldoon brings the table into the ring.
Muldoon whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes.
Muldoon hits Malik Shabazz with a shoulderblock.
Muldoon is going for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Muldoon sets up Malik Shabazz on the table.
Muldoon tries to drive Malik Shabazz through the table with a brain buster, but
he blocks it.
Malik Shabazz goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Muldoon counters it with
a guillotine choke.
Malik Shabazz breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
Malik Shabazz gets a double chickenwing submission on Muldoon.
Muldoon tries to escape the hold.
Muldoon is inching his way towards the ropes.
Muldoon tries to escape the hold.
Malik Shabazz lets go after 18 seconds.
Malik Shabazz hits a chop on Muldoon.
Malik Shabazz takes Muldoon down with a powerslam.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Malik Shabazz. Time of match: 0:08:45


Mort:  "SHABAZZ ALL OVER MULDOON, WHAT GOT INTO SHABAZZ?  Maybe it was some of that California guacamoli...nasty ass crap, I about choked to death on some of that they put in my tuna on rye...  Rookie Dan Kelly takes his shot at the man who is quicly becoming the best TV Champion in the history of the AGW, Jimmy Crush."

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-scheduled for one fall.
It is for the AGW TV Title.

Introducing first...
Fighting out of Boise, Idaho...
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Dan Kelly

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Regis Philbin...
Hailing from Buffalo, NY...
Weighing in at 220 pounds...

The AGW TV Champion...
"The Prodigy" Jimmy Crush


They lock up.
Dan Kelly takes Jimmy Crush down with Bronco Buster.
Dan Kelly throws Jimmy Crush out of the ring.
Dan Kelly goes for a flying clothesline, but Jimmy Crush moves out of the way.
Dan Kelly is out cold.
Jimmy Crush whips Dan Kelly into the guardrail.
Jimmy Crush whips Dan Kelly into the guardrail.
Jimmy Crush executes a fist to the midsection on Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush executes a low blow on Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush reenters the ring.
Dan Kelly follows him back in.
Jimmy Crush whips Dan Kelly into the ropes, but Dan Kelly reverses it.
Dan Kelly takes Jimmy Crush down with a knee to the groin.
Dan Kelly leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dan Kelly sets up the chair.
Dan Kelly hits Jimmy Crush with a DDT onto the chair.

Dan Kelly executes a jumping DDT on Jimmy Crush.
Dan Kelly is going for the pin.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, shoulder up.
Dan Kelly goes for headbutt to the groin, but Jimmy Crush blocks it.
Jimmy Crush whips Dan Kelly into the turnbuckle, but Dan Kelly reverses it.
Dan Kelly hits Jimmy Crush.
Dan Kelly hits Jimmy Crush.
Dan Kelly punches Jimmy Crush.
Dan Kelly hits Jimmy Crush with a low blow.
Charlotte Maxwell removes the chair from the ring.
Dan Kelly goes for a scorpion death drop, but Jimmy Crush blocks it.
Jimmy Crush goes for an Asai moonsault, but Dan Kelly counters it with
a Tombstone.
Dan Kelly executes Bronco Buster on Jimmy Crush.
Dan Kelly Does a backflip and yells"HELL YEAH".
Dan Kelly leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.

Dan Kelly runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dan Kelly executes headbutt to the groin on Jimmy Crush.
Charlotte Maxwell removes the chair from the ring.
Dan Kelly goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Jimmy Crush blocks it.
Jimmy Crush chops Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush hits Dan Kelly.
Dan Kelly chops Jimmy Crush.
Jimmy Crush chops Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush takes Dan Kelly down with an Asai moonsault.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, shoulder up.
Jimmy Crush takes Dan Kelly down with spinning headscissors.
Jimmy Crush takes Dan Kelly down with a brain buster.
Jimmy Crush whips Dan Kelly into the ropes.
Jimmy Crush hits Dan Kelly with a clothesline.
Jimmy Crush yells "I'm the firestarter!".
Jimmy Crush whips Dan Kelly into the ropes, but Dan Kelly reverses it.
Dan Kelly nails Jimmy Crush with headbutt to the groin.

Dan Kelly is going for the pin.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dan Kelly whips Jimmy Crush into the turnbuckle.
Dan Kelly runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Dan Kelly throws Jimmy Crush out of the ring.
Dan Kelly goes through the ropes.
Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Dan Kelly
 ducks out of the way.
Dan Kelly throws Jimmy Crush back into the ring.
Dan Kelly leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dan Kelly runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dan Kelly nails Jimmy Crush with headbutt to the groin.
Charlotte Maxwell removes the chair from the ring.
Dan Kelly takes Jimmy Crush down with Bronco Buster.
Dan Kelly takes Jimmy Crush down with a springboard bulldog.
Dan Kelly hits Jimmy Crush with a Big Leg Drop.
Dan Kelly goes for a flying backflip splash, but Jimmy Crush
 rolls out of the way.
Jimmy Crush takes Dan Kelly down with a koppo kick.
Jimmy Crush leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Jimmy Crush sets up the chair.
Jimmy Crush goes for a brain buster, but Dan Kelly counters it with
a small package.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Dan Kelly whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes.
Jimmy Crush hits Dan Kelly with a kick.
Jimmy Crush takes Dan Kelly down with an earringer.
Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes.
Jimmy Crush hits Dan Kelly with a shoulderblock.
Charlotte Maxwell removes the chair from the ring.
Jimmy Crush goes for a guillotine choke, but Dan Kelly blocks it.

Dan Kelly hits headbutt to the groin on Jimmy Crush.
Dan Kelly whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes.
Dan Kelly goes for a double underhook DDT, but Jimmy Crush counters it with
a backdrop.
In turn, Dan Kelly counters it with a sunset flip.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Dan Kelly attempts to place Jimmy Crush on the turnbuckle, but Jimmy Crush
 blocks it.
Dan Kelly nails Jimmy Crush with a low blow.
Dan Kelly whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes.
Dan Kelly hits Jimmy Crush with a backdrop.
Jimmy Crush falls out of the ring.
Dan Kelly goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jimmy Crush sets up a table.
Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush knocks Dan Kelly into the ringpost.

Jimmy Crush nails Dan Kelly with a brain buster.
Jimmy Crush whips Dan Kelly into the guardrail.
Jimmy Crush sets up Dan Kelly on the table.
Jimmy Crush tries to drive Dan Kelly through the table with a frog splash, but
he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dan Kelly hits Jimmy Crush with the Running Forearm Smash.
Dan Kelly knocks Jimmy Crush into the ringsteps.
Dan Kelly whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail.
Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Dan Kelly.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Jimmy Crush knocks Dan Kelly into the ringpost.
Jimmy Crush goes for the Jimmy Crusher, but Dan Kelly blocks it.
Jimmy Crush whips Dan Kelly into the guardrail.
Jimmy Crush knocks Dan Kelly into the ringpost.
Jimmy Crush whips Dan Kelly into the guardrail.

Jimmy Crush is handed a garbage can lid.
Jimmy Crush hits him with the garbage can lid.
Jimmy Crush grabs a chair.
Jimmy Crush sets up the chair.
Jimmy Crush goes for a Soviet suplex, but Dan Kelly blocks it.
Dan Kelly sets up a table.
Dan Kelly takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Dan Kelly uses a kick to the head on Jimmy Crush.
Dan Kelly whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail.
Dan Kelly throws Jimmy Crush back into the ring.
Dan Kelly brings the table into the ring.
Jimmy Crush chops Dan Kelly.
Dan Kelly hits Jimmy Crush.
Jimmy Crush kicks Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush kicks Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush hits Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush chops Dan Kelly.

Jimmy Crush hits Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush hits Dan Kelly.
Dan Kelly chops Jimmy Crush.
Dan Kelly chops Jimmy Crush.
Dan Kelly whips Jimmy Crush into the turnbuckle.
Dan Kelly sets up Jimmy Crush on the table.
Dan Kelly tries to drive Jimmy Crush through the table with a flying headbutt,
 but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Dan Kelly.
Jimmy Crush goes for the pin.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Jimmy Crush. Time of match: 0:11:32

Mort:  "JESUS....KELLY IS OUT, AFTER DRIVING HIS OWN HEAD THROUGH THE TABLE...I think he needs glasses...Crush adds another win and keeps his TV title, surely that puts him close to a record, no one seems able to stop him.  I hope they reinforced the ring tonight because now we_ve got two big guys going at it, Gris Lee and Walker Dark...those sound like California  names..."




~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz...
Fighting out of The Back Woods Of Georgia...
Weighing in at 475 pounds...

Gris Lee

His opponent...
Fighting out of parts unknown...
Weighing in at 370 pounds...

Walker Dark


They lock up.
Gris Lee whips Walker Dark into the ropes.
Gris Lee executes a faceslam on Walker Dark.
Gris Lee yells "I'm UnBEARable!!!".
Gris Lee goes for a camel clutch, but Walker Dark blocks it.
Walker Dark whips Gris Lee into the ropes.
Walker Dark puts Gris Lee in an armbar submission.
Gris Lee is struggling to reach the ropes.
Gris Lee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Walker Dark nails Gris Lee with a jawbreaker.
Walker Dark whips Gris Lee into the ropes.
Walker Dark hits Gris Lee with a kick.
Walker Dark nails Gris Lee with a lariat.
Walker Dark gives him an elbowsmash, but Gris Lee doesn't even care.
Gris Lee hits Walker Dark with a flying clothesline.
Gris Lee is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, kickout.

Gris Lee hits a kneeling headbutt on Walker Dark.
Gris Lee hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Walker Dark.
Gris Lee runs into the ropes.
Gris Lee goes for a football tackle, but Walker Dark counters it with a DDT.
Walker Dark executes a backspin DDT on Gris Lee.
Walker Dark puts Gris Lee in a double reverse chinlock.
Gris Lee tries to escape the hold.
Gris Lee tries to fight the pain.
Gris Lee reaches the ropes after being trapped for 35 seconds.
Walker Dark whips Gris Lee into the ropes.
Walker Dark takes Gris Lee down with a lariat.
Walker Dark puts Gris Lee in a front facelock.
Gris Lee is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Gris Lee breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
Gris Lee whips Walker Dark into the ropes.
Gris Lee goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Walker Dark blocks it.
Walker Dark executes a facerake on Gris Lee.

Walker Dark uses a lariat on Gris Lee.
Walker Dark goes for a flying lariat, but Gris Lee ducks out of the way.
Walker Dark goes for a punch, but Gris Lee blocks it.
Gris Lee goes for a full nelson, but Walker Dark counters it with
a backward kick.
Walker Dark gives him a lariat, but Gris Lee doesn't budge.
Walker Dark gives him a flying lariat, but Gris Lee doesn't even care.
Walker Dark whips Gris Lee into the turnbuckle.
Walker Dark charges into the corner, but Gris Lee moves out of the way.
Gris Lee goes for a kick to the thigh, but Walker Dark blocks it.
Walker Dark whips Gris Lee into the ropes.
Gris Lee misses with a kick.
Gris Lee misses with a clothesline.
Walker Dark takes Gris Lee down with a facerake.
Walker Dark takes Gris Lee down with an enzuigiri.
Walker Dark nails Gris Lee with a flying lariat.
Walker Dark whips Gris Lee into the ropes.

Gris Lee misses with an elbow.
Walker Dark goes for an enzuigiri, but Gris Lee ducks out of the way.
Gris Lee chops Walker Dark.
Gris Lee punches Walker Dark.
Gris Lee executes a spinebuster slam on Walker Dark.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Gris Lee hits a kick to the thigh on Walker Dark.
Walker Dark whips Gris Lee into the ropes.
Gris Lee misses with an elbow.
Gris Lee and Walker Dark get hit with a double clothesline.
Gris Lee gives him a Samoan Drop, but Walker Dark only stares at him.
Gris Lee goes for a football tackle, but Walker Dark counters it with
a kick to the head.
In turn, Gris Lee counters it with a duck-down move.
Gris Lee executes a power bomb on Walker Dark.
James Adams counts: One, kickout.
Gris Lee leaves the ring.

He returns with a prosthetic leg.
Gris Lee takes a swing at Walker Dark with the prosthetic leg, but he
 gets out of the way.
Walker Dark snatches the prosthetic leg from him.
Walker Dark hits him with the prosthetic leg.
Walker Dark executes a flying lariat on Gris Lee.
Walker Dark goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Gris Lee blocks it.
Gris Lee chokes him with a prosthetic leg.
Gris Lee locks Walker Dark in the Cross-faced chicken wing.
Walker Dark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Gris Lee chokes him with a prosthetic leg.
Walker Dark is busted wide open.
Gris Lee whips Walker Dark into the turnbuckle.
Gris Lee runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Walker Dark lifts his knee.
Walker Dark goes for an enzuigiri, but Gris Lee ducks out of the way.
Gris Lee takes a swing at Walker Dark with the prosthetic leg, but he
 gets out of the way.

Walker Dark snatches the prosthetic leg from him.
Walker Dark hits him with the prosthetic leg.
Walker Dark whips Gris Lee into the ropes, but Gris Lee reverses it.
Gris Lee hits Walker Dark with a shoulderblock.
Gris Lee hits Walker Dark with the Doctor Bomb.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Gris Lee goes for a spinebuster slam, but Walker Dark counters it with a lariat.

In turn, Gris Lee counters it with a duck-down move.
Gris Lee nails Walker Dark with a diving shoulderblock.
Gris Lee is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, shoulder up.
Gris Lee goes for a full nelson, but Walker Dark counters it with a jawbreaker.
Walker Dark gives him an enzuigiri, but Gris Lee doesn't even care.
Gris Lee hits him with a prosthetic leg.
Gris Lee whips Walker Dark into the ropes.
Gris Lee hits Walker Dark with a spinebuster slam.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.

Gris Lee hits a diving shoulderblock on Walker Dark.
Gris Lee goes for a spinebuster slam, but Walker Dark counters it with
a kneelift.
Gris Lee takes the steel bear trap and uses it on him.
Gris Lee catches Walker Dark in an armbar submission.
Walker Dark reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Gris Lee hits him with a prosthetic leg.
Gris Lee executes the Bear Trap on Walker Dark.
Gris Lee goes for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Gris Lee. Time of match: 0:07:31


Mort:  "Gris Lee takes it, two powerhouses trading everything they had...and then it takes a prosthetic leg...what_s the world coming to?  Next up is the first part of what will end up being a match for the Tag Team World Championship, whoever wins this one will go on to face the Saiyans for the title....and then, win or lose, the Saiyans are going back to their...um...home planet...they_ve got to be from California...The Heartless Ones face off with Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin..."





~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by New Jack, Jessica Carter, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson and
Rufus...
At a total combined weight of 517 pounds...

Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
At a total combined weight of 548 pounds...

The Heartless Ones

     (Alex Star defiantly struts to the ring, complete with his 
lavish pink and silver robe and the freshly pink spray painted IC Title Belt.  
Star in NOT accompainied by any tag team partner; only his bodyguard New 
Jack is with him.  New Jack is holding a lead pipe, and he enters the ring 
first.  When the ring is safe, Star steps in, spins two times to show off 
the gold, then pulls a microphone out of his robe.)

ALEX STAR:  Okay Brainless Ones, this is your LAST CHANCE.  
Leave RIGHT NOW, and I won't break both of you right here in the ring.  Spare 
yourselves the humiliation of being soundly beaten by Alex Star as I march on 
to face the Saiyans.

  (The crowd boos loudly, and it is obvious that Deathwish and 
Ganz aren't buying what Star is selling.  They would probably have rushed 
him by now if New Jack wasn't standing between them and Star with a lead 
pipe.  Star quickly picks up on this.)

ALEX STAR:  I guess you really are as dumb as you look ... I 
didn't think that was humanly possible.  *crowd boos*  New Jack, please step 
aside as I make these two pay for their stubborness.

(New Jack walks diagonally toward Ganz and Wish, as well as the 
ropes.  The two keep their eyes on him the entire way ... which prevents 
them from seeing Terrance M. Garvin climb out of the crowd and slide into 
the ring. Garvin grabs Deathwish by his hair and plants him with a 
reverse DDT. Ganz turns around and grabs Garvin, which prompts New Jack to crack 
him in the "Skull" with the lead pipe.  Ganz falls quickly and hard.
Star just laughs, while New Jack leaves the ring.  The bell 
then rings to start the tag team match.)


                          Alex Star vs Skull Ganz

They lock up.

Skull Ganz hits Alex Star with a side suplex.
Deathwish enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Deathwish executes the Running Forearm Smash on Alex Star.
James Adams counts: One, kickout.
Skull Ganz gets the torture rack on Alex Star.
Alex Star breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Alex Star runs into the ropes.
Skull Ganz hits Alex Star with a shoulderblock.
Skull Ganz catches Alex Star in a bearhug.
Alex Star is struggling to reach the ropes.
Alex Star is inching his way towards the ropes.
Skull Ganz lets go after 16 seconds.
Skull Ganz executes a Gorilla Press on Alex Star.
Skull Ganz nails Alex Star with the T-bone suplex.
Skull Ganz takes Alex Star down with the T-bone suplex.

Skull Ganz runs into the ropes.
Skull Ganz goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Alex Star
 ducks out of the way.
Alex Star locks Skull Ganz in an airplane spin.
Skull Ganz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Skull Ganz tries to fight the pain.
Skull Ganz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Skull Ganz is writhing in pain.
James Adams checks Skull Ganz's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Skull Ganz fights his way out of the hold after 32 seconds.
Skull Ganz tags out to Deathwish.
Skull Ganz nails Alex Star with a piledriver.
Deathwish takes Alex Star down with a flying headbutt.
James Adams counts: One, kickout.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Deathwish goes for a backspin DDT, but Alex Star blocks it.

Alex Star runs into the ropes.
Zoe Burgess trips Alex Star.
Alex Star whips Deathwish into the ropes.
Deathwish goes for the The Falling Star, but Alex Star counters it with
a knee pull-up.
Alex Star goes for a Russian legsweep, but Deathwish counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Deathwish runs into the ropes.
Deathwish hits Alex Star with a back heel kick.
Deathwish hits a Death Valley Driver on Alex Star.
Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut.
Deathwish executes a dragon suplex on Alex Star.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Deathwish tags out to Skull Ganz.
Deathwish goes for a short lariat, but Alex Star ducks out of the way.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Alex Star whips Skull Ganz into the ropes.

Skull Ganz nails Alex Star with the Running Forearm Smash.
James Adams counts: One, kickout.
Skull Ganz executes the The Skull Crusher on Alex Star.
Skull Ganz goes for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Skull Ganz tags out to Deathwish.
Deathwish and Skull Ganz hit Alex Star with a double flying axhandle.
Skull Ganz executes the Running Forearm Smash on Alex Star.
James Adams counts: One, two, Jessica Carter puts Alex Star's foot on the rope.
Deathwish goes for a Soviet suplex, but Alex Star blocks it.
Skull Ganz leaves the ring.
Alex Star puts Deathwish in an airplane spin.
Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Deathwish breaks the hold after 31 seconds.
Deathwish hits Alex Star.
Deathwish hits Alex Star.
Deathwish hits Alex Star.

Alex Star kicks Deathwish.
Alex Star kicks Deathwish.
Alex Star throws Deathwish out of the ring.
James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Deathwish
 reenters the ring.
Alex Star kicks Deathwish.
Alex Star punches Deathwish.
Alex Star kicks Deathwish.
Alex Star hits Deathwish with the Doctor Bomb.
James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Alex Star places Deathwish on the turnbuckle.
Alex Star hits a top-rope diamond cutter on Deathwish.
Alex Star leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Alex Star sets up the chair.
Alex Star goes for a single arm DDT, but Deathwish counters it with
a small package.
James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Deathwish tags out to Skull Ganz.
Deathwish sets up the chair.
Deathwish hits Alex Star with a Hotshot onto the chair.
Skull Ganz goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Jessica Carter shoves him off
 the turnbuckle.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
Alex Star uses a shooting star press on Skull Ganz.
James Adams counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Skull Ganz's foot on the rope.
Alex Star executes the Starscream on Skull Ganz.
Skull Ganz is struggling to reach the ropes.
Skull Ganz is close to passing out from the pain.
James Adams tells Skull Ganz to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Skull Ganz nods.
James Adams asks Skull Ganz if he should stop the fight.
Skull Ganz shakes his head.
James Adams tells Skull Ganz to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Skull Ganz nods.
James Adams asks Skull Ganz if he should stop the fight.
Skull Ganz shakes his head.
James Adams tells Skull Ganz to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Skull Ganz doesn't respond.
James Adams stops the fight after 45 seconds.

The winners are Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin. Time of match: 0:06:50


Mort:  "Damn...two egomaniacs teamed up together...and now they get a shot at the World Tag Champions...You do know that Star tried to put his way through college as an Amway salesman?  He didn_t last long though, never sold a damn thing.  Another exciting women_s match as Tessa takes on Blue Mary...not as cold, I hear, as her name let_s on..."



~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Hailing from Los Angeles, England...
Weighing in at 129 pounds...

Tessa

Her opponent...
From Southtown, USA...
Weighing in at 115 pounds...

Blue Mary


They lock up.
Tessa throws Blue Mary out of the ring.
Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, Blue Mary reenters the ring.
Tessa runs into the ropes.
Tessa goes for a rana, but Blue Mary counters it with a power bomb.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Blue Mary whips Tessa into the ropes, but Tessa reverses it.
Blue Mary misses with a clothesline.
Tessa misses with an elbow.
Tessa misses with a kick.
Blue Mary hits Tessa with a thrust kick to the head.
Blue Mary goes for a fisherman suplex, but Tessa counters it with
a small package.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Tessa complains about a slow count.
Blue Mary hits Tessa with a piledriver.
Blue Mary executes a senton on Tessa.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Blue Mary complains about a slow count.

Blue Mary catches Tessa in a single-leg takedown into a leglock.
Tessa is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Tessa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Blue Mary hits Tessa with a kick to the head.
Blue Mary is going for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout.
Blue Mary locks Tessa in an octopus hold.
Tessa tries to escape the hold.
Tessa tries to fight the pain.
Tessa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds.
Blue Mary goes for a kick to the head, but Tessa blocks it.
Tessa hits Blue Mary with a kick to the midsection.
Tessa takes Blue Mary down with a headbutt.
Tessa goes for a neck snap, but Blue Mary blocks it.
Blue Mary nails Tessa with a dragon screw.
Blue Mary gets an octopus hold on Tessa.
Tessa is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Tessa tries to escape the hold.
Tessa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Blue Mary takes Tessa down with a cartwheel kick.
Blue Mary uses a fisherman suplex on Tessa.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout.
Blue Mary whips Tessa into the ropes.
Tessa hits Blue Mary with a flying clothesline.
Tessa runs into the ropes.
Tessa goes for a flying forearm, but Blue Mary ducks out of the way.
Blue Mary uses a thrust kick to the head on Tessa.
Blue Mary whips Tessa into the ropes, but Tessa reverses it.
Blue Mary misses with a shoulderblock.
Tessa and Blue Mary get hit with a double clothesline.
Tessa runs into the ropes.
Blue Mary takes Tessa down with a flying hip attack.
Blue Mary gyrates her hips and says, "Let's go!".
Blue Mary whips Tessa into the turnbuckle.

Blue Mary goes for a scissor kick, but Tessa ducks out of the way.
Tessa goes for a lariat, but Blue Mary blocks it.
Blue Mary goes for a fisherman suplex, but Tessa blocks it.
Tessa executes a flying forearm on Blue Mary.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Blue Mary whips Tessa into the turnbuckle.
Blue Mary runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Tessa begs off.
Blue Mary leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Blue Mary sets up the chair.
Blue Mary goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Tessa counters it with
a go-behind.
Blue Mary re-reverses it.
Blue Mary uses an enzuigiri on Tessa.
Blue Mary goes for a dragon screw, but Tessa counters it with an enzuigiri.
Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring.
Tessa hits Blue Mary with a flying bodypress.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.

Tessa hits a headbutt on Blue Mary.
Tessa goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Blue Mary
 rolls out of the way.
Blue Mary gyrates her hips and says, "Let's go!".
Blue Mary whips Tessa into the ropes, but Tessa reverses it.
Blue Mary hits Tessa with a thrust kick to the head.
Blue Mary uses a kick to the head on Tessa.
Blue Mary executes the Rosy Typhoon on Tessa.
Blue Mary goes for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Blue Mary. Time of match: 0:05:50

Mort:  "The...um...Rosy Typhoon takes out Tessa, Blue Mary seems to have finally gotten her career on track.  The Anything Goes Tag Team Champions, the Nuevo Gangstas defend against Overkill..."


~~~~~
This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-San
Francisco Death tag team match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the AGW Anything Goes Tag Team Titles.

Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 577 pounds...

Overkill

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by New Jack and 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson...
At a total combined weight of 683 pounds...

The AGW Anything Goes Tag Team Champions...
Nuevo Gangstas

                           Tregoren vs Joaquin Campos
                            
They lock up.
Joaquin Campos executes a rolling kick on Tregoren.
Joaquin Campos executes the Cancun Driver on Tregoren.
Joaquin Campos goes for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Joaquin Campos attempts to place Tregoren on the turnbuckle, but Tregoren
 blocks it.
Joaquin Campos throws Tregoren out of the ring.
Joaquin Campos goes through the ropes.
Joaquin Campos is handed the cerveza bottle.
Joaquin Campos hits him with the cerveza bottle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Joaquin Campos throws Tregoren over the guardrail.
Joaquin Campos goes for a clawhold, but Tregoren counters it with a low blow.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
New Jack comes over and lays out Brad Steel.
Joaquin Campos and New Jack hit Tregoren with a double rolling kick.

Joaquin Campos is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, kickout.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Joaquin Campos uses a single arm DDT on Tregoren.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
New Jack comes from behind and distracts Tregoren.
Joaquin Campos is handed a metal baseball bat.
Joaquin Campos hits him with the metal baseball bat.
Joaquin Campos hits him with the Steel Chair.
Joaquin Campos whips Tregoren into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Joaquin Campos nails Tregoren with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three.

Carl Westcoat counts: one, two, three, four, Tregoren gets back to his feet.

New Jack comes over to make it two-on-one.

Brad Steel comes over, but gets cut off.
New Jack executes the Running Forearm Smash on Tregoren.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, Brad Steel makes the save.
Joaquin Campos goes for the torture rack, but Tregoren counters it with
a facerake.
Tregoren sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
New Jack comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joaquin Campos and New Jack hit Tregoren with a double rolling kick.
Brad Steel comes over and lays out New Jack.
Brad Steel uses a dropkick on Joaquin Campos.
Tregoren goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Joaquin Campos counters it with
a go-behind.
Joaquin Campos and New Jack hit Tregoren with a double rolling kick.
Brad Steel comes over, but gets cut off.
New Jack goes for a short lariat, but Tregoren blocks it.
Brad Steel hits a Victory Roll on New Jack.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.

Brad Steel sets up New Jack on the table.
Brad Steel executes a 450 splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brad Steel throws New Jack over the guardrail.
Tregoren comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joaquin Campos comes over and lays out Tregoren.
Joaquin Campos nails Brad Steel with a thrust kick to the head.
New Jack catches Brad Steel in a sleeperhold.
New Jack is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up.
New Jack complains about a slow count.
They're brawling up the aisle.
New Jack uses the Running Forearm Smash on Brad Steel.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, kickout.
New Jack is handed the garbage can of weapons.
New Jack takes a swing at Brad Steel with the garbage can of weapons, but he
 gets out of the way.

Brad Steel snatches the garbage can of weapons from him.
Brad Steel hits him with the garbage can of weapons.
Brad Steel is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brad Steel throws New Jack over the guardrail.
Brad Steel gives him a snap suplex, but New Jack only stares at him.
Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joaquin Campos takes Brad Steel down with a thrust kick to the head.
New Jack catches Brad Steel in a sleeperhold.
Brad Steel is struggling to get out of the hold.
Brad Steel is valiantly trying to break the hold.
New Jack lets go after 21 seconds.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joaquin Campos hits a short lariat on Brad Steel.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Joaquin Campos goes for the torture rack, but Brad Steel counters it with
a facerake.
Tregoren goes for the Discus Punch, but Joaquin Campos blocks it.
New Jack takes Tregoren down with an enzuigiri.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind, but Tregoren nails
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson.
New Jack hits him with the bottle.
Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joaquin Campos executes a thrust kick to the head on Tregoren.
New Jack hits an enzuigiri on Tregoren.
New Jack hits him with the bottle.
New Jack is handed a wrench.
New Jack hits him with the wrench.
New Jack is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
New Jack goes for a DDT, but Tregoren blocks it.

Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Brad Steel goes for a springboard dropkick, but New Jack side-steps and
Brad Steel only hits air.
New Jack hits him with a wrench.
New Jack hits him with the wrench.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one.
Brad Steel comes over and lays out Joaquin Campos.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Tregoren goes for a clawhold, but New Jack blocks it.
Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one.
Brad Steel comes over and lays out Joaquin Campos.
Brad Steel hits New Jack with a clothesline.
Tregoren takes New Jack down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Tregoren hits him with the Steel Chair.
Tregoren whips New Jack into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Tregoren goes for a bodyslam, but New Jack counters it with an elbowsmash.

Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joaquin Campos nails Tregoren with a short lariat.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
New Jack goes for a sleeperhold, but Tregoren blocks it.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
New Jack sets up the chair.
New Jack goes for a piledriver, but Tregoren counters it with a backdrop.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Tregoren and Brad Steel hit New Jack with a double chop.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind, but Tregoren nails
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson.
Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joaquin Campos nails Tregoren with a rolling kick.
New Jack uses an enzuigiri on Tregoren.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind, but Tregoren nails
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson.
They're brawling in mid-arena.

They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
New Jack puts Tregoren in a double chickenwing submission.
Tregoren is struggling to get out of the hold.
Tregoren tries to escape the hold.
Tregoren is close to escaping the hold.
Joaquin Campos comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joaquin Campos goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Tregoren
 counters it with a low blow.
Tregoren is handed a wooden baseball bat.
Tregoren hits him with the wooden baseball bat.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Brad Steel hits a clothesline on New Jack.
Tregoren hits New Jack with a belly-to-back suplex.
Joaquin Campos comes over and lays out Brad Steel.
New Jack goes for the Gangsta Splash, but Tregoren counters it with
a knee pull-up.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joaquin Campos comes over and lays out Brad Steel.
Joaquin Campos goes for a short lariat, but Tregoren counters it with
a Gorilla Press.
Tregoren hits him with the wooden baseball bat.
Tregoren goes for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three.

Carl Westcoat counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

The winners are Overkill. Time of match: 0:13:25

Mort:  "NEW ANYTHING GOES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, STEEL AND TREGOREN WIN SOME GOLD...OH SHIT, HERE COMES THE LORDS OF THE SUMMIT..."

The entire LoS race down the ramp and slide into the ring, Deathwish and Skull Ganz tackle Steel and Tregoren while Dan Sexton and Max Wagner take down Campos and New Jack.  Most Holy directs _The Messiah_ Harmonium Ziporath and _The Extremist_ Erik Moon to the top rope in opposite corners.  Skull Ganz tosses Steel over the top rope while Deathwish takes Tregoran and executes a Back Breaker, holding him over his knee, Ziporath leaps off the top rope and drops an elbow across Tregoran_s face, spinning him off Deathwish_s knee.  Dan Sexton tosses New Jack over the top, he and Max pick Campos up in a double Suplex, Moon leaps from the top and catches Campos in a cross body as they bring him crashing down.

Alex Star, Shawn Michaels, Terrance Garvin and Quackman race to the ring, before they get there, Dan backs up to the side of the ring they are coming to, Max and Deathwish grab Skull Ganz and whip him into the far ropes, Ganz races across the ring towards Dan, who suddenly bends down and flips Ganz over the top rope with a back body drop.  The big man screams, "HATE STAR" as he flies through the air and comes crashing down on all four men.

Most Holy puts Campos in a Tree of Woe, Most Holy, Ziporath and Moon all take turns racing across the ring and slamming their knees full force into Campos_s ribs.  Deathwish puts Tregoran on the top rope and takes him back down with a German Suplex.  Outside the ring, Dan Sexton and Max Wagner take turns cracking Michaels, Garvin and Quackman with chairs.  Every time one of them moves, they crack them again.  

Ganz, meanwhile, picks Star up and piledrives him on the concrete.  Most Holy yells something and Ganz drags Star over and lays him out on a table.  Dan Sexton climbs back into the ring, climbs the top rope and Erik Moon joins him, Sexton picks Moon up in a suplex position and then drops him towards the outside of the ring, Moon slams into Star, shattering the table and sending both men bouncing off the concrete.  Steel finally stands up, Ziporath sees him, races towards the ropes and does a suicide flip over the ropes and lands on Steel, both men sprawl on the ringside.

The LoS climb out of the ring, Most Holy picks Michaels up and gently slaps his face until he starts to respond.  Most Holy smiles at him then suddenly grimaces, he wraps his arm around Michaels head and rams him back to the floor with a Spike DDT.  Dan goes over and helps Ziporath to his feet, Max grabs Moon and Deathwish pulls Ganz away from Star as the big man continually stomped on his groin.  Slowly the LoS make their way back up the ramp, a once familiar sound echoes through the arena, drowning out any music that might be playing.

_L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S...L-O-S.._

Mort:  "Damn...I think the LoS is a little upset with the ACC/DX team.  The AGW medical team is helping them to the back and the Conveyors of Pain are coming back  out as they get ready to face Big Bad Brothas....can the CoP actually win two in a row?"

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline...
At a total combined weight of 900 pounds...

Big Bad Brothas

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 570 pounds...

Conveyors Of Pain

                             Anaconda vs Max Wagner

They lock up.
Max Wagner hits Anaconda.
Anaconda hits Max Wagner.
Anaconda hits Max Wagner.
Anaconda punches Max Wagner.
Max Wagner kicks Anaconda.
Max Wagner punches Anaconda.
Max Wagner takes Anaconda down with headbutt to the groin.
Max Wagner whips Anaconda into the ropes.
Max Wagner misses with a clothesline.
Max Wagner catches Anaconda in a testicle claw.
Anaconda is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Anaconda reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Max Wagner runs into the ropes.
Anaconda hits Max Wagner with a clothesline.
Max Wagner falls out of the ring.
Anaconda goes through the ropes.

Anaconda knocks Max Wagner into the ringsteps.
Mountain Of Darkness comes over to make it two-on-one.
Anaconda and Mountain Of Darkness hit Max Wagner with a double fistdrop.
Anaconda hits a diving elbow smash on Max Wagner.
Mr. Bitter counts:  1.
Mountain Of Darkness comes over to make it two-on-one.
Anaconda and Mountain Of Darkness hit Max Wagner with a double forearm smash.
Mountain Of Darkness uses a kick to the head on Max Wagner.
Anaconda nails Max Wagner with a crotch slam.
Dan Sexton comes over, but gets cut off.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a football tackle, but Max Wagner
 counters it with a kneelift.
Max Wagner whips Anaconda into the guardrail.
Max Wagner hits Anaconda with a low blow.
Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Max Wagner.
Anaconda whips Max Wagner into the guardrail.
Anaconda uses a neck snap on Max Wagner.

Mr. Bitter counts:  2.
Max Wagner is busted wide open.
Mountain Of Darkness comes over to make it two-on-one.
Mountain Of Darkness hits a flying lariat on Max Wagner.
Anaconda nails Max Wagner with a German suplex.
Anaconda whips Max Wagner into the guardrail.
Anaconda takes Max Wagner down with a neck snap.
Mountain Of Darkness comes over to make it two-on-one.
Dan Sexton comes over and lays out Mountain Of Darkness.
Max Wagner nails Anaconda with the Running Forearm Smash.
Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one.
Max Wagner and Dan Sexton hit Anaconda with a double flying axhandle.
Max Wagner executes a kick to the groin on Anaconda.
Mr. Bitter counts:  3.
Max Wagner reenters the ring.
Anaconda follows him back in.
Max Wagner hits Anaconda with a reverse neckbreaker with DDT.

Max Wagner whips Anaconda into the ropes.
Max Wagner hits a back heel kick on Anaconda.
Max Wagner hits Anaconda with a thrust kick to the head.
Max Wagner leaves the ring.
He returns with a fire extinguisher.
Max Wagner hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Mr. Bitter throws the fire extinguisher out of the ring.
Max Wagner tags out to Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton and Max Wagner whip Anaconda into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Anaconda with a double elbowsmash, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Anaconda hits them with a double clothesline.
Max Wagner leaves the ring.
Anaconda executes a front-layout suplex on Dan Sexton.
Anaconda is going for the pin.
Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout.
Anaconda complains about a slow count.

Anaconda tags out to Mountain Of Darkness.
Mountain Of Darkness and Anaconda whip Dan Sexton into the ropes.
Mountain Of Darkness and Anaconda hit Dan Sexton with a double football tackle.
Anaconda leaves the ring.
Mountain Of Darkness locks Dan Sexton in a grapevine.
Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a kneelock submission, but Dan Sexton
 counters it with a kick to the head.
Dan Sexton goes for a stomach claw, but Mountain Of Darkness counters it with
a facerake.
Mountain Of Darkness hits Dan Sexton.
Dan Sexton punches Mountain Of Darkness.
Dan Sexton punches Mountain Of Darkness.
Dan Sexton hits a reverse DDT on Mountain Of Darkness.
Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Dan Sexton complains about a slow count.
Dan Sexton goes for muay thai leg kick, but Mountain Of Darkness blocks it.


Mountain Of Darkness throws Dan Sexton out of the ring.
Mountain Of Darkness goes through the ropes.
Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one.
Anaconda nails Dan Sexton with a football tackle.
Mountain Of Darkness nails Dan Sexton with a back suplex.
Max Wagner comes over, but gets cut off.
Anaconda hits Dan Sexton with a football tackle.
Mountain Of Darkness nails Dan Sexton with a back suplex.
Max Wagner gets back up and lays out Anaconda.
Max Wagner uses the Running Forearm Smash on Mountain Of Darkness.
Dan Sexton goes for a crotch slam, but Mountain Of Darkness blocks it.
Mountain Of Darkness and Anaconda hit Dan Sexton with a double football tackle.
Mountain Of Darkness is handed a prosthetic leg.
Mountain Of Darkness hits him with the prosthetic leg.
Mountain Of Darkness hits Dan Sexton with a fistdrop.
Mr. Bitter counts:  1.
Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one.

Anaconda hits Dan Sexton with a football tackle.
Mountain Of Darkness locks Dan Sexton in a cobra clutch.
Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Dan Sexton nails Miss Jacqueline.
Mountain Of Darkness sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mr. Bitter counts:  2.
Mountain Of Darkness goes for a fallaway slam, but Dan Sexton counters it with
a forearm smash.
Mr. Bitter counts:  3.
Dan Sexton reenters the ring.
Mountain Of Darkness follows him back in.
Dan Sexton hits headbutt to the groin on Mountain Of Darkness.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes.
Dan Sexton hits Mountain Of Darkness with a kick.
Dan Sexton goes for a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Mountain Of Darkness
 blocks it.
Mountain Of Darkness nails Dan Sexton with a backbreaker.

Mountain Of Darkness punches Dan Sexton.
Mountain Of Darkness punches Dan Sexton.
Mountain Of Darkness executes a lariat on Dan Sexton.
Mountain Of Darkness nails Dan Sexton with a forearm smash.
Mountain Of Darkness nails Dan Sexton with a lariat.
Mountain Of Darkness leaves the ring.
He returns with a vacuum cleaner.
Mountain Of Darkness hits him with the vacuum cleaner.
Mr. Bitter throws the vacuum cleaner out of the ring.
Mountain Of Darkness tags out to Anaconda.
Dan Sexton performs the KKKlothesline.

Mort:  "The...what?  KKKlothesline?  That damn racist bastard.."

He goes for the pin.
Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Anaconda's foot on the rope.
Dan Sexton hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Anaconda.
Dan Sexton gives the sign for the Deadweight.
Dan Sexton executes the Deadweight on Anaconda.
Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Anaconda's foot on the rope.

Dan Sexton tags out to Max Wagner.
Dan Sexton leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Dan Sexton runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dan Sexton hits Anaconda with an inverted DDT.
Max Wagner executes a moonsault DDT on Anaconda.
Dan Sexton gives him an inverted DDT, but Anaconda doesn't budge.
Dan Sexton rolls out of the ring.
Anaconda hits a Northern Lights suplex on Max Wagner.
Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout.
Anaconda executes a jack-knife power bomb on Max Wagner.
Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three.
Max Wagner complains about a fast count.

The winners are Big Bad Brothas. Time of match: 0:07:01

Mort:  "Well, the CoP choke again.  A pretty even match for a little while but the power team of Anaconda and Mountain of Darkness prove too much.  Maybe the Big Bad Brothas can put two in a row together...  Women_s Champion, Susan Blake puts her long reign on the line against Qetesh..."




~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the AGW Women's Title.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz...
Hailing from Harlem, New York...
Weighing in at 180 pounds...

Qetesh

Her opponent...
Led to the ring by Sean Blake...
Weighing in at 125 pounds...

The AGW Women's Champion...
"Sexy" Susan Blake


They lock up.
Susan Blake whips Qetesh into the turnbuckle.
Qetesh comes back and rocks Susan Blake with an elbow.
Qetesh nails Susan Blake with a monkey flip.
Susan Blake takes Qetesh down with a backdrop driver.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Susan Blake takes Qetesh down with a tornado DDT.
Susan Blake yells "I'm the sexiest woman alive!!".
Susan Blake goes for a shooting star press, but Qetesh blocks it.
Qetesh catches Susan Blake in the Cross-faced chicken wing.
Susan Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Qetesh goes for an enzuigiri, but Susan Blake ducks out of the way.
Susan Blake whips Qetesh into the turnbuckle, but Qetesh reverses it.
Qetesh goes for an enzuigiri, but Susan Blake ducks out of the way.
Susan Blake goes for a backspin DDT, but Qetesh counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
In turn, Susan Blake counters it with a low blow.

Susan Blake goes for a neck snap, but Qetesh blocks it.
Qetesh runs into the ropes.
Qetesh hits Susan Blake with a shoulderblock.
Qetesh goes for the STF, but Susan Blake blocks it.
Susan Blake whips Qetesh into the ropes, but Qetesh reverses it.
Qetesh hits Susan Blake with an elbow.
Qetesh whips Susan Blake into the ropes.
Malik Shabazz trips Susan Blake.
Qetesh runs into the ropes.
Susan Blake hits Qetesh with an elbow.
Susan Blake uses a superkick on Qetesh.
Susan Blake leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Susan Blake sets up the chair.
Susan Blake uses a Hotshot onto the chair on Qetesh.
Susan Blake nails Qetesh with an elbowdrop.
Susan Blake executes a fist to the midsection on Qetesh.

Susan Blake throws Qetesh out of the ring.
Susan Blake goes through the ropes.
Susan Blake sets up a table.
Susan Blake uses a knee to the back on Qetesh.
Susan Blake knocks Qetesh into the ringsteps.
Susan Blake executes the Sexy Bomb on Qetesh on the concrete floor.
Susan Blake sets up Qetesh on the table.
Susan Blake tries to drive Qetesh through the table with a power bomb, but she
blocks it.
Sean Blake comes from behind, but Qetesh nails Sean Blake.
Susan Blake nails Qetesh with a Hotshot.
Susan Blake throws Qetesh back into the ring.
Susan Blake brings the table into the ring.
Qetesh sets up Susan Blake on the table.
Qetesh executes the Nubian Pride through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Qetesh hits a dropkick to the knee on Susan Blake.

Carl Westcoat removes the chair from the ring.
Qetesh runs into the ropes.
Susan Blake misses with a clothesline.
Qetesh nails Susan Blake with a leg lariat.
Qetesh is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Qetesh puts Susan Blake in a cobra clutch.
Susan Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Qetesh leaves the ring.
She returns with a hockey stick.
Qetesh runs into the ropes.
Susan Blake goes for a choke slam, but Qetesh counters it with an elbowsmash.
Qetesh takes a swing at Susan Blake with the hockey stick, but she
 gets out of the way.
Susan Blake snatches the hockey stick from her.
Susan Blake hits her with the hockey stick.
Susan Blake hits Qetesh with the Running Forearm Smash.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.

Susan Blake goes for a shooting star press, but Qetesh counters it with
a kneelift.
Qetesh takes Susan Blake down with a front-layout suplex.
Qetesh uses a flying elbowdrop on Susan Blake.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Qetesh hits a choke slam on Susan Blake.
Qetesh executes the Nubian Pride on Susan Blake.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Qetesh hits a forearm to the back on Susan Blake.
Qetesh whips Susan Blake into the ropes, but Susan Blake reverses it.
Qetesh hits a backspin DDT on Susan Blake.
Qetesh goes for the STF, but Susan Blake blocks it.
Susan Blake hits a Hotshot on Qetesh.
Susan Blake executes a superkick on Qetesh.
Susan Blake goes for a moonsault, but Qetesh gets his knees up.
Qetesh leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.

Qetesh sets up the chair.
Qetesh goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Susan Blake counters it with
a bulldog.
Susan Blake hits Qetesh with a back suplex.
Susan Blake hits Qetesh with a shooting star press.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Qetesh chokes her with a hockey stick.
Qetesh takes Susan Blake down with a faceslam.
Qetesh takes a swing at Susan Blake with the hockey stick, but she
 gets out of the way.
Susan Blake snatches the hockey stick from her.
Susan Blake hits her with the hockey stick.
Susan Blake takes Qetesh down with neck-scissors.
Susan Blake nails Qetesh with a Thunder Fire Power Bomb.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Susan Blake. Time of match: 0:06:38

Mort:  "Susan Blake shows that she_s the baddest...uh oh...what_s going on now?"

The match is over and Qetesh and Susuan Blake both stand in the 
ring when a cloaked and hooded figure emerges from under
the ring apron and slides in the ring. Qetesh doesn't see the 
person gets nailed in the back of the head with what
appears to be a mirror. Susan Blake seeing this runs off the ropes and tries 
to clothesline the figure ,but the hooded person ducks and on the
rebound catches Blake in a T-bone Suplex. Both women are down 
when the figure takes off the robe revealing herself. It is none other then Lollipop. Lollipop goes over to Qetesh and drags her up and then executes The
Northern Lights of Malibu on her. Then she goes outside the ring and grabs the women's title and a house mic. Then she climbs back in the
ring and goes over to the fallen Susan Blake and talks...

Lollipop - Susie-pie, wake up because I have something to say. You think you the real women's champ??? No, no...I'm afraid you are mistaken in that aspect. I own this belt. And I think I'm going to hold on to it for you, because I heard
you have a tendency to lose things. So Susie-Pie, when your ready to come 
out and face like a woman, I'll be there. Until then I want you to watch what I do next on tape...Over...And Over again.

Lollipop goes to the outside and grabs two wooden chairs from under the ring and sets them up in the center of the ring...She then picks Blake up and perches her on the top rope and then goes to the ring apron and climbs up herself. She looks out to the crowd and surprisingly they roar in approval. Smiling she executes the Northern Lights of Malibu from the top rope right through both chairs...Blake is unconscious and may have sustained some injuries. Lollipop, a little woozy herself now, gets up and grabs the mic again.

Lollipop - Susie...Watch it and tell me what you think. Until 
then I'll keep you title nice and safe for you.

"Lollipop" by Aqua plays as Lollipop leaves to a huge pop from 
the fans...

Mort:  "And Lollipop makes sure that everyone knows she_s back...and what an outfit...jeez...no camel toes there...next up we_ve got the 3 man tag team titles on the line but in a unique way, Alex Star will face Brolly, one on one, for the titles...come on Brolly..."

~~~~~
This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for
one fall.
It is for the AGW 3 Man Tag Team Titles

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by New Jack, Jessica Carter and 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson...
Hailing from Malibu, California...
Weighing in at 282 pounds...

The AGW Intercontinental Champion...
Alex Star

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Klilyn...
Fighting out of Planet Vegeta...
Weighing in at 450 pounds...
One-third of the AGW 3 Man Tag Team Champions...

Brolly

They lock up.
Alex Star hits Brolly with a double arm DDT.
Alex Star places his foot over his opponent's eye and spins it..
Alex Star locks Brolly in a clawhold.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Alex Star gets the Oriental Spike on Brolly.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Alex Star climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Brolly nails him in the stomach.
Alex Star falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Alex Star falls back into the ring.
Brolly goes for the torture rack, but Alex Star counters it with a facerake.
Alex Star nails Brolly with a rolling kick.
Alex Star hits a double arm DDT on Brolly.
Alex Star runs into the ropes.
Brolly hits Alex Star with a kick.
Brolly yells "KAKAROTTO!!!!".
Brolly uses a backbreaker on Alex Star.

Brolly nails Alex Star with a scoop powerslam.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout.
Brolly takes Alex Star down with a vertical suplex.
Brolly goes for a choke slam, but Alex Star blocks it.
Alex Star gets the Oriental Spike on Brolly.
Brolly is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Brolly tries to escape the hold.
Brolly is struggling to reach the ropes.
Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds.
Alex Star nails Brolly with a DDT.
Alex Star executes the Starscream on Brolly.
Brolly breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Brolly locks Alex Star in a chokehold.
Alex Star tries to escape the hold.
Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Brolly nails Alex Star with a clothesline.
Brolly is going for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Brolly hits a choke slam on Alex Star.
Brolly goes for a power bomb, but Alex Star counters it with a backdrop.
Alex Star hits a Russian legsweep on Brolly.
Alex Star hits a flying bodypress on Brolly.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Klilyn distracts Mike Kwolek.
Alex Star catches Brolly in the Oriental Spike.
There is no referee there to ask Brolly.
Mike Kwolek is back on the job.
Brolly is writhing in pain.
Brolly submits after 14 seconds.

The winner is Alex Star. Time of match: 0:03:48

Mort:  "DAMNIT...STAR MAKES BROLLY SUBMIT, ACC/DX GETS THE THREE MAN TITLES...DAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT...WHO THE HELL SET THIS UP?  WHAT THE FU..."

Mort_s audio is suddenly cut off, he keeps talking, his face getting redder and redder then he suddenly realizes that his mic is cut off, he stands up and slams the headphones on the table and storms away from the booth.

(15 minute intermission, as clips from recent AGT and Smashfest shows are shown. When the intermission is finished, Violet Morris and Jesse Ventura are sitting at the announcers table.)

VIOLET: All right, we have a lot more action in store for everyone in this exciting event. Firstly, I apologize for Mort_s rant, but he hates the ACC/DX just like we all do.

JESSE: Yeah, Garvin didn_t want my boa. Fine, the one person who tried giving a crap about ACC/DX_s wannabe mega-heel antics is done with that.

VIOLET: Two heel groups constantly bickering with each other and boring the masses. Oh well, maybe some of the new blood we have gotten can make things more interesting. I tell you, some of those guys in that newcomer battle royale looked great!

JESSE: Guard of the Foreign Legion will get a TV Title shot on Tuesday and what could be one of his first singles matches of his career. That, Crush and Blake defended their titles successfully, ACC/DX took a blow by losing the Anything Goes Tag Titles, and Alex Star won the 3 Man Tag Titles by upsetting Brolly.

VIOLET: That about sums everything up. Brad Steel and Tregoren have tag gold, and I for one am thrilled.

JESSE: Why is that? 

VIOLET: Huh? Well, you know, they....um, are a great team, that_s all.

JESSE: Smooth Operator on PPV next? Geez, nobody has cared about him for like a year. At least he finally got an angle, I mean......

VIOLET: Shut up!!!

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by the Ho's...
From New Orleans, Louisiana...
Weighing in at 360 pounds...

"One Bad Mutha..." Ash Tre

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline...
From The Jungle...
Weighing in at 360 pounds...

Smooth Operator

They lock up.
Smooth Operator kicks Ash Tre.
Smooth Operator kicks Ash Tre.
Smooth Operator hits Ash Tre.
Smooth Operator throws Ash Tre out of the ring.
James Adams counts: one, two, Ash Tre reenters the ring.
the Ho's tries to interfere, but Miss Jacqueline prevents her from doing so.
Smooth Operator throws Ash Tre out of the ring.
Smooth Operator goes through the ropes.
Smooth Operator nails Ash Tre with a Samoan Drop.
James Adams counts:  1.
Smooth Operator knocks Ash Tre into the ringsteps.
Smooth Operator sets up a table.
Smooth Operator whips Ash Tre into the guardrail.
James Adams counts:  2.
Smooth Operator whips Ash Tre into the guardrail.
Smooth Operator uses a diving headbutt on Ash Tre.
Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger.
Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Ash Tre nails Miss Jacqueline.
Smooth Operator whips Ash Tre into the guardrail.
Smooth Operator reenters the ring.
Ash Tre follows him back in.
Ash Tre brings the table into the ring.
Ash Tre runs into the ropes.
Ash Tre hits Smooth Operator with a shoulderblock.
Ash Tre uses a kneelift on Smooth Operator.
Ash Tre goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Smooth Operator blocks it.
Smooth Operator whips Ash Tre into the ropes.
Smooth Operator hits Ash Tre with an elbow.
Smooth Operator goes for a DDT, but Ash Tre blocks it.
Ash Tre sets up Smooth Operator on the table.
Ash Tre executes a flying somersault splash through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Ash Tre uses a kick to the head on Smooth Operator.
Ash Tre takes Smooth Operator down with a DDT.
Ash Tre is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ash Tre stops for a second to light a cigarette.
Ash Tre goes for a lariat, but Smooth Operator counters it with
an armbar submission.
Ash Tre is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Ash Tre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Smooth Operator gets a full nelson on Ash Tre.
Ash Tre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Smooth Operator hits Ash Tre with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Smooth Operator catches Ash Tre in an armlock leglock submission.
Ash Tre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger.
Smooth Operator hits a Samoan Drop on Ash Tre.
Smooth Operator runs into the ropes.
Ash Tre hits Smooth Operator with a kick.
Ash Tre stops for a second to light a cigarette.
Ash Tre nails Smooth Operator with a jack-knife power bomb.
James Adams counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Smooth Operator goes for a Samoan Drop, but Ash Tre counters it with
a sunset flip.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Ash Tre complains about a slow count.
Ash Tre punches Smooth Operator.
Ash Tre chops Smooth Operator.
Ash Tre nails Smooth Operator with a jack-knife power bomb.
James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ash Tre goes for a legdrop, but Smooth Operator rolls out of the way.
Smooth Operator locks Ash Tre in a short arm scissors.
Ash Tre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Smooth Operator goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Ash Tre counters it with
a facerake.
Ash Tre goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Smooth Operator blocks it.
Smooth Operator executes a Hotshot on Ash Tre.
Smooth Operator whips Ash Tre into the turnbuckle.
Smooth Operator whips Ash Tre into the turnbuckle, but Ash Tre reverses it.
Smooth Operator executes a jawbreaker on Ash Tre.
Smooth Operator hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Ash Tre.
Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger.
Smooth Operator whips Ash Tre into the ropes.
Ash Tre uses a lariat on Smooth Operator.
Ash Tre leaves the ring.
He returns with a garbage can.
Ash Tre hits him with the garbage can.
Ash Tre goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Smooth Operator counters it with
a punch.
Smooth Operator takes Ash Tre down with an enzuilariato.
Smooth Operator hits Ash Tre with a flying lariat.
Smooth Operator executes the Doctor Bomb on Ash Tre.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Smooth Operator takes Ash Tre down with a legsweep faceslam.
Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Ash Tre counters it with
a faceslam.
Ash Tre stops for a second to light a cigarette.
Ash Tre runs into the ropes.
Ash Tre hits Smooth Operator with a flying shoulderblock.
Ash Tre goes for a spinebuster slam, but Smooth Operator counters it with a DDT.

In turn, Ash Tre counters it with a throw-off.
Ash Tre runs into the ropes.
Ash Tre misses with a kick.
Smooth Operator hits Ash Tre with a kick.
Smooth Operator hits Ash Tre with a legsweep.
Smooth Operator is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Ash Tre uses a kick to the midsection on Smooth Operator.
Ash Tre whips Smooth Operator into the ropes.
Smooth Operator hits Ash Tre with a kick.
Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger.
Smooth Operator goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Ash Tre blocks it.
Ash Tre goes for a roundhouse right, but Smooth Operator reverses it.
In turn, Ash Tre counters it with a punch.
Ash Tre nails Smooth Operator with an enzuigiri.
Ash Tre goes for a bodyslam, but Smooth Operator counters it with an elbowsmash.
Smooth Operator executes a Samoan Drop on Ash Tre.
Smooth Operator hits Ash Tre with the Doctor Bomb.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ash Tre hits a spinebuster slam on Smooth Operator.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ash Tre whips Smooth Operator into the ropes.
Ash Tre hits Smooth Operator with a kick.
Ash Tre stops for a second to light a cigarette.
Ash Tre puts Smooth Operator in a half Boston.
Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold.
Smooth Operator is inching his way towards the ropes.
Smooth Operator tries to fight the pain.
Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds.
Smooth Operator shoots a fireball in his face.

JESSE: Smooth has been on fire in his return, especially using tactics like that!!!! HA HA HA!!! Jobber.

VIOLET: I think that he is in great shape, but Ash Tre isn't Rogue, Paris or Brolly!

JESSE: Damn right, he isn_t, but Smooth will never admit that. Smooth is just playing with the burned Ash Tre. Guess all Ash wanted was a lighter. HA HA!!  Wait he called for a mic!

VIOLET: WHY? Win the match and go to the back. All we need is this cocky son of gun coming back and dominating. It can't happen!!!

Smooth Operator: This is best that is willing to face me? I see Paris sends out the pawns to slaughter. The games are over. I'm BACK!!! Everyone joked about Violet's Mega Face Army....

JESSE: Yeah, me moreso than others.

*Smooth kicks Ash Tre square in the face*

Smooth Operator: As I was saying..Vi I have to admit...I thought it was kinda funny at first...But hell I agree the AGW needs to play Pamela Anderson and get rid of some unneeded waste...We need to get back to basics. Vi, go for yours cause Generation X and all the people GOT YOUR BACK!!!! Well time to end this thing.

*Smooth throws the mic down and goes back to the match*

VIOLET: Hmmmmmmm!!!

JESSE: Oh please, you already said you were done with that whole Face Army.

VIOLET: Well yeah, I am without a doubt. But I may have gotten an idea.

He goes for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:08:02
~~~~~

JESSE: Smooth takes the Kid Nitro *I_m a face, I really am, but I just like bashing people with illegal attacks so I_m no longer considered a wussy* route.

VIOLET: Hmmmmm!!!

JESSE: Would you stop thinking about Smooth_s offer. He hasn_t had anything important to say beginning approximately 1 minute after he lost the World Title a year ago.

VIOLET: So says all those who are jealous of him.....

JESSE: Jealous? Sure, whatever. Keep sticking up for the losing team. Campos and Quackman will now face CDogg and Godfather. Campos looks pretty hurt from the earlier attack by the LOS.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by New Jack, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson and Rufus...
At a total combined weight of 531 pounds...

"El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos and Quackman

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Lil Flava and the Ho's...
At a total combined weight of 572 pounds...

The Playa'z Club

They lock up.
Joaquin Campos uses a single arm DDT on The Godfather.
Joaquin Campos hits The Godfather with a rolling kick.
Joaquin Campos goes for the Cancun Driver, but The Godfather counters it with
a legsweep.
Joaquin Campos goes for the Oriental Spike, but The Godfather blocks it.
The Godfather whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes.
Joaquin Campos hits The Godfather with an elbow.
Joaquin Campos is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Joaquin Campos runs into the ropes.
The Godfather misses with a shoulderblock.
Joaquin Campos hits The Godfather with a clothesline.
Joaquin Campos nails The Godfather with a falling splash.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Joaquin Campos tags out to Quackman.
Quackman runs into the ropes.
The Godfather misses with a clothesline.
The Godfather hits Quackman with an elbow.
The Godfather goes for a grapevine, but Quackman counters it with
a small package.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Quackman whips The Godfather into the ropes.
Quackman goes for a dropkick to the knee, but The Godfather side-steps and
Quackman only hits air.
The Godfather is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
The Godfather complains about a slow count.
Chocolate Thunder enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The Godfather and Chocolate Thunder whip Quackman into the ropes.
The Godfather and Chocolate Thunder hit Quackman with a double roundhouse right.

Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring.
The Godfather goes for a powerslam, but Quackman counters it with a Yakuza kick.
Quackman tags out to Joaquin Campos.
Chocolate Thunder enters the ring and throws Quackman out of the ring.
The Godfather and Chocolate Thunder whip Joaquin Campos into the ropes.
The Godfather and Chocolate Thunder hit Joaquin Campos with a double
roundhouse right.
Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring.
The Godfather executes a spin kick on Joaquin Campos.
The Godfather whips Joaquin Campos into the ropes, but Joaquin Campos
 reverses it.
Joaquin Campos misses with a clothesline.
The Godfather hits Joaquin Campos with a kick.
The Godfather is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, shoulder up.
The Godfather goes for a headbutt, but Joaquin Campos blocks it.
Joaquin Campos kicks The Godfather.
Joaquin Campos hits The Godfather.
The Godfather chops Joaquin Campos.
Joaquin Campos chops The Godfather.
Joaquin Campos chops The Godfather.
Joaquin Campos hits The Godfather.
Joaquin Campos executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver on The Godfather.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Joaquin Campos puts The Godfather in the Oriental Spike.
The Godfather tries to escape the hold.
The Godfather breaks the hold after 6 seconds.
The Godfather tags out to Chocolate Thunder.
Quackman enters the ring, but gets cut off.
The Godfather hits a savate kick on Joaquin Campos.
Chocolate Thunder goes for a German suplex, but Joaquin Campos blocks it.
The Godfather leaves the ring.
Joaquin Campos whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes, but Chocolate Thunder
 reverses it.
Joaquin Campos and Chocolate Thunder get hit with a double clothesline.
Joaquin Campos places Chocolate Thunder on the turnbuckle.
Joaquin Campos hits Chocolate Thunder with a belly-to-belly superplex.
Chocolate Thunder begs off.
Joaquin Campos nails Chocolate Thunder with rolling clothesline.
Joaquin Campos whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes, but Chocolate Thunder
 reverses it.
Chocolate Thunder hits Joaquin Campos with a shoulderblock.
Chocolate Thunder hits an enzuigiri on Joaquin Campos.
Chocolate Thunder locks Joaquin Campos in a scorpion deathlock.
Joaquin Campos reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Chocolate Thunder uses a jumping DDT on Joaquin Campos.
Chocolate Thunder takes Joaquin Campos down with a heart punch.
Chocolate Thunder gets a half Boston on Joaquin Campos.
Joaquin Campos is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Joaquin Campos tries to escape the hold.
Joaquin Campos is writhing in pain.
Carl Westcoat checks Joaquin Campos's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Carl Westcoat stops the match after 25 seconds.

The winners are The Playa'z Club. Time of match: 0:04:10
~~~~~~

VIOLET: Yeah, Campos just couldn_t really compete with all of his injuries from the earlier attack. He was noticeably limping.

JESSE: Hey, Speed wanted the tag team division to get going again, and having CDogg and Godfather reform is a great move for the division.

VIOLET: Too bad we haven_t heard anything from the LOS in a while. 

JESSE: I think Paris went down to visit that Mike E. Clark guy.

VIOLET: Oh really? Everyone needs an ignorant sidekick I suppose. Tregoren will take on Paul Vega next!

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Fighting out of The Former Soviet Union...
Weighing in at 327 pounds...

Tregoren

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake...
Fighting out of Miami, FL...
Weighing in at 250 pounds...

"Blackheart" Paul Vega

They lock up.
Paul Vega takes Tregoren down with an inverted atomic drop.
Paul Vega takes Tregoren down with a kick to the midsection.
Paul Vega hits a sitdown faceslam on Tregoren.
Paul Vega nails Tregoren with a back heel kick.
Paul Vega uses a superkick on Tregoren.
Paul Vega throws Tregoren out of the ring.
Paul Vega goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Paul Vega grabs a chair.
Paul Vega sets up the chair.
Paul Vega hits a faceslam onto the chair on Tregoren.
Paul Vega goes for a backbreaker, but Tregoren blocks it.
Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Tregoren.
Paul Vega whips Tregoren into the guardrail.
Rich McKinnon counts:  2.
Paul Vega reenters the ring.
Tregoren follows him back in.
Tregoren brings the table into the ring.
Tregoren whips Paul Vega into the ropes.
Tregoren hits Paul Vega with an elbow.
Tregoren runs into the ropes.
Paul Vega misses with an elbow.
Paul Vega hits Tregoren with a faceslam.
Paul Vega throws Tregoren out of the ring.
Paul Vega goes through the ropes.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
Paul Vega is handed a crutch.
Paul Vega hits him with the crutch.
Paul Vega sets up Tregoren on the table.
Paul Vega executes a flying legdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Paul Vega goes for a faceslam, but Tregoren blocks it.
Rich McKinnon counts:  2.
Tregoren throws Paul Vega back into the ring.
Tregoren nails Paul Vega with a low blow.
Tregoren takes Paul Vega down with a low blow.
Tregoren hits Paul Vega with a side suplex.
Tregoren sneers at the crowd.
Tregoren hits him with .
Tregoren hits a falling splash on Paul Vega.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Tregoren locks Paul Vega in an abdominal stretch.
Paul Vega is inching his way towards the ropes.
Paul Vega reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Tregoren takes Paul Vega down with a butt-bump.
Tregoren is going for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Tregoren runs into the ropes.
Tregoren misses with a shoulderblock.
Tregoren misses with a shoulderblock.
Paul Vega misses with a kick.
Tregoren goes for a clothesline, but Paul Vega ducks out of the way.
Paul Vega throws Tregoren out of the ring.
Paul Vega goes through the ropes.
Paul Vega reenters the ring.
Tregoren follows him back in.
Paul Vega whips Tregoren into the ropes, but Tregoren reverses it.
Paul Vega hits a lariat on Tregoren.
Paul Vega flexs his muscles.
Paul Vega executes a leaping swinging DDT on Tregoren.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Paul Vega throws Tregoren out of the ring.
Paul Vega goes through the ropes.
Paul Vega knocks Tregoren into the ringpost.
Susan Blake comes from behind, but Tregoren nails Susan Blake.
Paul Vega uses a lariat on Tregoren.
Rich McKinnon counts:  1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rich McKinnon counts:  2.
Rich McKinnon counts:  3.
Tregoren catches Paul Vega totally by surprise.
Tregoren executes the Fallout on Paul Vega on the concrete floor.
Paul Vega is out cold.
Tregoren goes for the Fallout, but Paul Vega counters it with a hiptoss.
Paul Vega hits a kick to the midsection on Tregoren.
Rich McKinnon counts:  4.
Paul Vega throws Tregoren back into the ring.
Paul Vega goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tregoren blocks it.
Tregoren catches Paul Vega in a chokehold.
Paul Vega reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Tregoren whips Paul Vega into the ropes, but Paul Vega reverses it.
Tregoren misses with a kick.
Paul Vega hits Tregoren with an elbow.
Paul Vega hits a backbreaker on Tregoren.
Paul Vega takes Tregoren down with a frog splash.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul Vega goes for a superkick, but Tregoren ducks out of the way.
Paul Vega bumps into Rich McKinnon.
Susan Blake enters the ring and hits Tregoren with the Mace.
Paul Vega goes for a frog splash, but Tregoren gets his knees up.
Tregoren runs into the ropes.
Tregoren hits Paul Vega with a clothesline.
Tregoren throws Paul Vega out of the ring.
Tregoren goes through the ropes.
Tregoren whips Paul Vega into the guardrail.
Tregoren whips Paul Vega into the guardrail.
Tregoren uses the Discus Punch on Paul Vega.
Tregoren knocks Paul Vega into the ringsteps.
Susan Blake comes from behind, but Tregoren nails Susan Blake.
Paul Vega goes for a spinning leg lariat, but Tregoren ducks out of the way.
Tregoren reenters the ring.
Paul Vega follows him back in.
Paul Vega brings the table into the ring.
Paul Vega sets up Tregoren on the table.
Paul Vega tries to drive Tregoren through the table with
an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Tregoren hits the Discus Punch on Paul Vega.
Tregoren is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Susan Blake enters the ring and hits Tregoren with the Mace.
Before Susan Blake connects, Tregoren moves out of the way.
Susan Blake hits Paul Vega.
Tregoren throws Susan Blake over the top rope.
Tregoren goes for a splash from the second rope, but Susan Blake shoves him off
 the turnbuckle.
Rich McKinnon is back on the job.
Paul Vega executes the The Blackheart Punch on Tregoren.
Paul Vega goes for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three.
~~~~~

VIOLET: Susan Blake helps Vega win that one.

JESSE: Well, she really had to make up for her mistake just seconds earlier by hitting Vega accidentally. I think she did so pretty well.

VIOLET: Vega is doing well in the rankings too. Expect big things from him. 

JESSE: We have some news that there is something going on in the back. Go to it!!

[Bill Goldberg walks into his locker room. There is 3 curtains hanging
with a 1 on the first, a 2 on the second, and a 3 on the third. Then
some goofy game show music plays]

Mark Starr voice: Welcome to that zany, madcap new gameshow, WHAT'S
BEHIND THE CURTAIN. Here's your host, TERRANCE GARVIN!

[Terrance runs into the room holding a mic.]

Goldberg: What the BLEEP is this?

Terrance: Hello Bill. Bill is our lucky contestant today. So let's get
to the game, which curtain will it be Bill? Number1? Number 2? Or how
about number 3?

Goldberg: Ok, I'll play along Number 1!

[Goldberg runs over and rips down curtain number 1. But as it falls, we
see Jaoquan Campos standing behind it with a chair, he wallops Goldberg
on the head with the chair.]

Terrance: Aww, gosh darnit Bill, that wasn't the right curtain. But
I'll tell you what Bill, we'll give you another go.

[ Goldberg stumbles in front of curtain number 2 and it opens to reveal
Quackman standing there beside a gong. He grabs Goldberg and rams him
head first into the gong. A loud wa wa wa wah! is heard.]

Terrance: Aww, sorry Bill, you lose again. But hey, we here at WHAT'S
BEHIND THE CURTAIN won't let you go home empty-handed Bill, so let's
give you what's behind curtain number 3!

Mark Starr voice: That's right Terrance, for being such a good sport,
Bill has won a lovely parting gift.

[Curtain number 3 opens and Tessa walks out with a Cricket bat. She
nails Goldberg in the crotch. Then Garvin executes the Lithium on Bill.
Then they all take pink spray paint and paint Goldberg pink.]

VIOLET: Everything_s a going for those bozos.

JESSE: Yeah, well, Goldberg DID ask for it.

VIOLET: Some great cruiserweight action, for the Cruiser Title no less. Deathwish, who has noticed a lack of challenges for his gold recently, will take on the newly returned Matt Grendel.

JESSE: Grendel held that thing once before, and he might be able to do it again even though he is a complete loser.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the AGW Cruiserweight Title.

Introducing first...
Fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada...
Weighing in at 239 pounds...

Matt Grendel

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess...
From Death Valley,CA...
Weighing in at 220 pounds...

The AGW Cruiserweight Champion...
Deathwish

Matt Grendel attacks Deathwish before the bell.
Matt Grendel goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Deathwish counters it with
a side suplex.
Deathwish runs into the ropes.
Matt Grendel goes for the Dead Broke, but Deathwish counters it with a throw-off
.
Matt Grendel begs off.
Deathwish uses a Death Valley Driver on Matt Grendel.
Deathwish executes a low blow on Matt Grendel.
Deathwish whips Matt Grendel into the ropes.
Matt Grendel executes a swinging neckbreaker on Deathwish.
Matt Grendel is going for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout.
Matt Grendel runs into the ropes.
Matt Grendel nails Deathwish with a cartwheel kick.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the ropes.
Deathwish goes for an Asai moonsault, but Matt Grendel side-steps and Deathwish
 only hits air.
Matt Grendel is going for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Matt Grendel runs into the ropes.
Matt Grendel hits Deathwish with a clothesline.
Deathwish falls out of the ring.
Matt Grendel goes through the ropes.
Matt Grendel sets up a table.
Matt Grendel is handed a shovel.
Matt Grendel hits him with the shovel.
Matt Grendel chokes him with a shovel.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Deathwish whips Matt Grendel into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Deathwish whips Matt Grendel into the guardrail.
Deathwish reenters the ring.
Matt Grendel follows him back in.
Matt Grendel brings the the shovel into the ring.
Deathwish throws Matt Grendel out of the ring.
Deathwish jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Deathwish executes a Hotshot on Matt Grendel.
Deathwish goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Matt Grendel counters it with
a legsweep.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Grendel knocks Deathwish into the ringsteps.
Matt Grendel goes for an earringer, but Deathwish blocks it.
Deathwish whips Matt Grendel into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Grendel knocks Deathwish into the ringsteps.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Matt Grendel nails Zoe Burgess.
Matt Grendel is busted wide open.
Deathwish sets up Matt Grendel on the table.
Deathwish tries to drive Matt Grendel through the table with a flying headbutt,
 but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Matt Grendel hits a knee pull-up on Deathwish.
Matt Grendel is handed brass knuckles.
Matt Grendel takes a swing at Deathwish with the knuckles, but he
 gets out of the way.
Deathwish snatches the knuckles from him.
Deathwish takes a swing at Matt Grendel with the knuckles, but he
 gets out of the way.
Matt Grendel snatches the knuckles from him.
Matt Grendel hits him with the knuckles.
Matt Grendel hits him with brass knuckles.
Matt Grendel hits the Inverted Tiger Driver on Deathwish.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the guardrail.
Matt Grendel hits him with the knuckles.
Matt Grendel reenters the ring.
Deathwish follows him back in.
Matt Grendel is going for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it.
Deathwish executes a thrust kick to the head on Matt Grendel.
Deathwish whips Matt Grendel into the ropes, but Matt Grendel reverses it.
Matt Grendel goes for a savate kick, but Deathwish ducks out of the way.
Deathwish executes a brain buster on Matt Grendel.
Deathwish goes for the The Falling Star, but Matt Grendel blocks it.
Deathwish leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Deathwish sets up the chair.
Deathwish goes for a Hotshot, but Matt Grendel counters it with a lariat.
Matt Grendel hits Deathwish with a bodyslam.
Matt Grendel executes an armdrag takedown on Deathwish.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the ropes.
Deathwish hits Matt Grendel with a shoulderblock.
Deathwish is going for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Matt Grendel hits Deathwish with a chop.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle.
Matt Grendel uses a 450 splash on Deathwish.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Grendel hits a 450 splash on Deathwish.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Matt Grendel nails Deathwish with a 450 splash.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Matt Grendel executes the Dead Broke on Deathwish.
Matt Grendel goes for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Mike Kwolek.
Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Matt Grendel with the Mace.
Matt Grendel is out cold.
Deathwish goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Deathwish uses a back heel kick on Matt Grendel.
Mike Kwolek is back on the job.
Matt Grendel is bleeding like a faucet.
Deathwish whips Matt Grendel into the ropes.
Deathwish misses with a clothesline.
Matt Grendel catches Deathwish totally by surprise.
Matt Grendel executes the Dead Broke on Deathwish.
Matt Grendel goes for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Mike Kwolek.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle, but Deathwish reverses it.
Mike Kwolek is back on the job.
Deathwish hits a backspin DDT on Matt Grendel.
Deathwish runs into the ropes.
Matt Grendel hits Deathwish with an elbow.
Matt Grendel nails Deathwish with a vertical suplex.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the ropes.
Deathwish hits a thrust kick to the head on Matt Grendel.
Deathwish sets up the chair.
Deathwish hits a Soviet suplex onto the chair on Matt Grendel.
Deathwish is going for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Deathwish goes for an eye gouge, but Matt Grendel blocks it.
Matt Grendel chops Deathwish.
Matt Grendel hits Deathwish.
Matt Grendel runs into the ropes.
Deathwish hits Matt Grendel with an elbow.
Deathwish executes a Death Valley Driver on Matt Grendel.
Deathwish is going for the pin.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout.
Matt Grendel begs off.
Deathwish hits Matt Grendel with a springboard legdrop.
Deathwish executes a jumping elbow thrust on Matt Grendel.
Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring.
Deathwish nails Matt Grendel with a Soviet suplex.
Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but Matt Grendel counters it with
a backward kick.
Matt Grendel executes a headbutt on Deathwish.
Matt Grendel uses a bodyslam on Deathwish.
Matt Grendel nails Deathwish with a lariat.
Matt Grendel takes Deathwish down with a knee pull-up.
Matt Grendel uses a bulldog headlock on Deathwish.
Matt Grendel executes a savate kick on Deathwish.
Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Matt Grendel with the Mace.
Before Zoe Burgess connects, Matt Grendel moves out of the way.
Zoe Burgess hits Deathwish.
Matt Grendel throws Zoe Burgess over the top rope.
Matt Grendel whips Deathwish into the ropes.
Matt Grendel misses with a clothesline.
Deathwish climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Matt Grendel nails him
 in the stomach.
Deathwish falls onto the top turnbuckle.
Matt Grendel goes for a top-rope fisherman buster, but Zoe Burgess shoves him
 off the turnbuckle.
Mike Kwolek threatens Deathwish with disqualification.
Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Matt Grendel.
Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Deathwish. Time of match: 0:10:55
~~~~~

VIOLET: Another manager saves her man, as this time Zoe helped Deathwish knock Grendel off the buckle, and from the top, Deathwish did his patented Falling Star maneuver.

JESSE: Hey, that_s what the managers get paid the big bucks for. They have to save their meal tickets.

VIOLET: There is a noticeable trend of increased manager activity in matches.

JESSE: Hey, it_s no DQ, plain and simple.

VIOLET: Our next match should be interesting. Mark Starr will face off against Blackhawk McKnight. This is Blackhawk_s first AGW match, and on a PPV no less.

JESSE: Well, McKnight has made waves over in the TWD and he is making even more in the AGW. Everyone is out to get him, as Dan Sexton showed earlier tonight in the newcomer battle royale.

VIOLET: We may see more of the racist bastard in this one too!!

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rufus...
Fighting out of Sarasota, Fl....
Weighing in at 245 pounds...

"Dr. Doug Ross" Mark Starr

His opponent...
From Toronto, Ontario...
Weighing in at 281 pounds...

"The One Man Wrecking Crew" Blackhawk McKnight

They lock up.
Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Starr on the turnbuckle.
Blackhawk McKnight hits a superplex on Mark Starr.
Blackhawk McKnight uses the screwdriver on Mark Starr.
Mark Starr begs off.
Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Starr on the turnbuckle.
Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Blackhawk McKnight sets up the chair.
Blackhawk McKnight uses a belly-to-belly superplex onto the chair on Mark Starr.

Mark Starr begs off.
Blackhawk McKnight attempts to place Mark Starr on the turnbuckle, but
Mark Starr blocks it.
Blackhawk McKnight executes the Michinoku Driver on Mark Starr.
Darren Lloyd counts: One, shoulder up.
Blackhawk McKnight runs into the ropes.
Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Starr with a kick.
Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring.
Mark Starr begs off.
Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Starr with the T-bone suplex.
Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Starr into the ropes.
Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Starr down with a Death Valley Driver.
Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring.
He returns with a fire extinguisher.
Blackhawk McKnight hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Ace Crusher, but Mark Starr blocks it.
Mark Starr chops Blackhawk McKnight.
Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Starr.
Blackhawk McKnight chops Mark Starr.
Mark Starr punches Blackhawk McKnight.
Blackhawk McKnight kicks Mark Starr.
Blackhawk McKnight uses a Northern Lights bomb on Mark Starr.
Blackhawk McKnight goes for a head and arm suplex, but Mark Starr blocks it.
Mark Starr hits Blackhawk McKnight with a vertical suplex.
Mark Starr locks Blackhawk McKnight in a front facelock.
Blackhawk McKnight is inching his way towards the ropes.
Blackhawk McKnight tries to fight the pain.
Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 39 seconds.
Mark Starr locks Blackhawk McKnight in a front facelock.
Blackhawk McKnight is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mark Starr lets go after 14 seconds.
Mark Starr runs into the ropes.
Mark Starr hits Blackhawk McKnight with a lariat.
Mark Starr hits an elbowdrop on Blackhawk McKnight.
Mark Starr uses a backbreaker on Blackhawk McKnight.
Mark Starr leaves the ring.
He returns with the small chain.
Mark Starr whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes, but Blackhawk McKnight
 reverses it.
Mark Starr takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a lariat.
Mark Starr hits him with the small chain.
Mark Starr nails Blackhawk McKnight with a flying axhandle.
Mark Starr runs into the ropes.
Blackhawk McKnight goes for a Soviet suplex, but Mark Starr counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Mark Starr executes a flying cross body press on Blackhawk McKnight.
Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Starr goes for a sleeperhold, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with
a jawbreaker.
Blackhawk McKnight uses the Ace Crusher on Mark Starr.
Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Starr down with a Northern Lights bomb.
Blackhawk McKnight slaps his opponent in the face.
Blackhawk McKnight runs into the ropes.
Blackhawk McKnight misses with an elbow.
Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Starr with an elbow.
Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Starr on the turnbuckle.
Blackhawk McKnight nails Mark Starr with a top-rope inverted DDT.
Blackhawk McKnight attempts to place Mark Starr on the turnbuckle, but
Mark Starr blocks it.
Blackhawk McKnight attempts to place Mark Starr on the turnbuckle, but
Mark Starr blocks it.
Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Mark Starr blocks it.
Mark Starr goes for a kick to the midsection, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it.
Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Starr into the ropes.
Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Starr down with a Death Valley Driver.
Blackhawk McKnight hits an overhead head and arm suplex on Mark Starr.
Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Starr down with the screwdriver.
Mark Starr begs off.
Blackhawk McKnight gives the sign for the Powerdriver.
Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver on Mark Starr.
Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Blackhawk McKnight. Time of match: 0:05:45
~~~~~

JESSE: Wow, I have never seen someone use that much high impact offense in one time. Starr got dropped on his head like a hundred times.

VIOLET: Sure enough, look at the aisleway, here comes Dangerous Dan Sexton into the ring and he and McKnight are just brawling on the ground.

JESSE: I_m sure if Starr wasn_t unconscious that he would join in too. HA!!

VIOLET: Luckily, there was plenty of security following Sexton, but Sexton and McKnight are beating off the security and brawling into the CROWD!!!!

JESSE: Good grief, I think these guys are slightly ticked.

VIOLET: Just a tad. They are out of my view though. I guess it_s safe to go on to our next match.

JESSE: Well, we have to wait for Starr to get carried away. Maybe they can put him in the looney bin or something.

VIOLET: I wouldn_t go that for. Hey, I_m glad he_s replacing Clooney on E/R.

JESSE: Why is that?
VIOLET: I dunno, Clooney bored me. But that Anthony Edwards is HOT!!

JESSE: Oh please. While Violet is drooling over actors, we have the Disaster Brothers and the Lone Wolves fighting it out.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 545 pounds...

The Lone Wolves

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake...
At a total combined weight of 520 pounds...

Disaster Brothers

They lock up.
Hammer whips Paul Vega into the turnbuckle.
Hammer runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Hammer hits Paul Vega with a reverse neckbreaker.
Hammer clasps his hands over his head.
Hammer goes for a hiptoss, but Paul Vega counters it with a facerake.
Paul Vega hits Hammer with an inverted atomic drop.
Paul Vega nails Hammer with an Asai moonsault.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul Vega executes a back suplex on Hammer.
Paul Vega tags out to Sean Blake.
Sean Blake whips Hammer into the ropes.
Susan Blake pulls down the top rope.
James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Hammer
 reenters the ring.
Sean Blake hits Hammer with a kick to the midsection.
Sean Blake goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Hammer blocks it.
Sean Blake begs off.
Hammer tags out to Doomsday.
Doomsday and Hammer whip Sean Blake into the ropes.
They hit Sean Blake with a double elbowsmash.
Paul Vega enters the ring and throws Hammer out of the ring.
Sean Blake and Paul Vega whip Doomsday into the ropes.
They hit Doomsday with a double clothesline.
Paul Vega leaves the ring.
Sean Blake whips Doomsday into the ropes.
Sean Blake goes for a choke slam, but Doomsday counters it with
a kick to the midsection.
In turn, Sean Blake counters it with a dragon screw.
Paul Vega enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Paul Vega goes for a back suplex, but Doomsday counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Paul Vega counters it with an elbowsmash.
Sean Blake takes Doomsday down with a moonsault bodyblock.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Paul Vega leaves the ring.
Sean Blake whips Doomsday into the turnbuckle, but Doomsday reverses it.
Doomsday runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sean Blake lifts his knee.
Sean Blake attempts to place Doomsday on the turnbuckle, but Doomsday blocks it.

Sean Blake whips Doomsday into the ropes, but Doomsday reverses it.
Sean Blake goes for a flying forearm, but Doomsday ducks out of the way.
Doomsday goes for a flying karate chop, but Sean Blake counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Sean Blake executes a faceslam on Doomsday.
Sean Blake hits a Big Leg Drop on Doomsday.
Sean Blake takes Doomsday down with a flying forearm.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean Blake goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Doomsday counters it with
a backdrop.
Doomsday tags out to Hammer.
Hammer runs into the ropes.
Sean Blake uses a savate kick on Hammer.
Sean Blake uses a vertical suplex on Hammer.
Sean Blake runs into the ropes.
Sean Blake hits Hammer with an elbow.
Sean Blake throws Hammer out of the ring.
Sean Blake goes through the ropes.
Paul Vega comes over to make it two-on-one.
Doomsday comes over and lays out Paul Vega.
Doomsday goes for a kick to the head, but Sean Blake blocks it.
Paul Vega executes a back suplex on Doomsday.
James Adams counts:  1.
Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one.
Sean Blake uses the Running Forearm Smash on Doomsday.
Paul Vega uses a back suplex on Doomsday.
Paul Vega goes for the The Blackheart Punch, but Doomsday counters it with
a dropkick to the knee.
James Adams counts:  2.
Doomsday reenters the ring.
Paul Vega follows him back in.
Paul Vega brings the table into the ring.
Paul Vega goes for a backbreaker, but Doomsday blocks it.
Doomsday sets up Paul Vega on the table.
Doomsday tries to drive Paul Vega through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
Paul Vega hits Doomsday with a double underhook piledriver.
Paul Vega whips Doomsday into the ropes.
Doomsday misses with a shoulderblock.
Paul Vega hits Doomsday with a backdrop.
Doomsday falls out of the ring.
James Adams counts: one, Doomsday reenters the ring.
Paul Vega flexs his muscles.
Paul Vega takes Doomsday down with a DDT.
Paul Vega goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Doomsday side-steps and Paul Vega
 only hits air.
Doomsday executes a bulldog headlock on Paul Vega.
Doomsday takes Paul Vega down with a flying headbutt.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Doomsday tags out to Hammer.
Hammer nails Paul Vega with a falling splash.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Hammer runs into the ropes.
Hammer hits Paul Vega with a kick.
Hammer goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Paul Vega counters it with
a backward kick.
Paul Vega tags out to Sean Blake.
Sean Blake hits Hammer with the Inverted Tiger Driver.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean Blake executes a faceslam on Hammer.
Sean Blake is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Sean Blake sets up Hammer on the table.
Sean Blake executes a moonsault bodyblock through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Sean Blake is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, kickout.
Sean Blake complains about a slow count.
Sean Blake whips Hammer into the ropes.
Sean Blake misses with a clothesline.
Hammer hits Sean Blake with a kick.
Hammer uses a jumping DDT on Sean Blake.
Hammer goes for a power bomb, but Sean Blake blocks it.
Sean Blake hits a Russian legsweep on Hammer.
Sean Blake punches Hammer.
Sean Blake punches Hammer.
Hammer punches Sean Blake.
Hammer kicks Sean Blake.
Hammer goes for a backbreaker, but Sean Blake blocks it.
Sean Blake gives the sign for the The Sinister Slap.
Sean Blake executes the The Sinister Slap on Hammer.
Sean Blake goes for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, Doomsday makes the save.
Sean Blake attempts to place Hammer on the turnbuckle, but Hammer blocks it.
Sean Blake chops Hammer.
Sean Blake kicks Hammer.
Sean Blake kicks Hammer.
Sean Blake puts Hammer in the torture rack.
Hammer tries to escape the hold.
Hammer is writhing in pain.
Hammer submits after 9 seconds.

The winners are Disaster Brothers. Time of match: 0:07:28
~~~~~

JESSE: Blake and Vega are just too good. Hey, these guys remind me a lot of the Legendary Pretty Boys early in their careers. Two men who are great in both tag and singles matches with loads of potential each.

VIOLET: I couldn_t have said it better myself. I commend Doomsday for giving the tag scene a shot, too. But I think he needs to get back into the hardcore division of the AGW. That_s where he really belongs.

JESSE: Hey, I was talking about Blake and Vega. You have to go bring up the other guy and interrupt me?

VIOLET: Sorry, I_m just being fair.

JESSE: Fair? Who cares about fair?

VIOLET: Who cares about Flair?

JESSE: Mmm.....not me!

VIOLET: Good. Next up, one of my favorite wrestlers, Brad Steel will take on the reborn RICK Thompson.

JESSE: Since when was Steel one of your favorites? What_s going on here?

~~~~~
This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match
scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
From Hollywood, California...
Weighing in at 312 pounds...

Rick Thompson

His opponent...
From Philadelphia, PA...
Weighing in at 250 pounds...

Brad Steel

They lock up.
Brad Steel goes for a spear, but Rick Thompson counters it with a kneelift.
Rick Thompson goes for a shoulder lift into a flapjack, but Brad Steel
 counters it with a facerake.
Brad Steel hits Rick Thompson with a vertical suplex.
Brad Steel goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Rick Thompson
 blocks it.
Rick Thompson nails Brad Steel with a fireman's carry into a flapjack.
Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout.
Rick Thompson goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Brad Steel blocks it.
Brad Steel hits a dragon screw on Rick Thompson.
Brad Steel hits a vertical suplex on Rick Thompson.
Brad Steel throws Rick Thompson out of the ring.
Brad Steel goes through the ropes.
Brad Steel knocks Rick Thompson into the ringsteps.
Brad Steel is handed a hockey stick.
Brad Steel takes a swing at Rick Thompson with the hockey stick, but he
 gets out of the way.
Rick Thompson snatches the hockey stick from him.
Rick Thompson hits him with the hockey stick.
Rick Thompson whips Brad Steel into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rick Thompson throws Brad Steel back into the ring.
Rick Thompson brings the the hockey stick into the ring.
Brad Steel takes a swing at Rick Thompson with the hockey stick, but he
 gets out of the way.
Rick Thompson snatches the hockey stick from him.
Rick Thompson hits him with the hockey stick.
Brad Steel is busted wide open.
Rick Thompson puts Brad Steel in a surfboard.
Brad Steel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Rick Thompson gives Shannon Starr a passionate kiss.
Rick Thompson whips Brad Steel into the ropes, but Brad Steel reverses it.
Brad Steel and Rick Thompson get hit with a double clothesline.
Brad Steel nails Rick Thompson with a springboard dropkick.
Brad Steel takes a swing at Rick Thompson with the hockey stick, but he
 gets out of the way.
Rick Thompson snatches the hockey stick from him.
Rick Thompson takes a swing at Brad Steel with the hockey stick, but he
 gets out of the way.
Brad Steel snatches the hockey stick from him.
Brad Steel hits him with the hockey stick.
Brad Steel chokes him with a hockey stick.
Brad Steel goes for a backspin DDT, but Rick Thompson blocks it.
Rick Thompson hits a double underhook piledriver on Brad Steel.
Rick Thompson throws Brad Steel out of the ring.
Rick Thompson goes through the ropes.
Rick Thompson knocks Brad Steel into the ringsteps.
Rick Thompson hits Brad Steel with a low blow.
Rick Thompson hits Brad Steel with a fisherman buster.
Rick Thompson gives Shannon Starr a passionate kiss.
Rick Thompson whips Brad Steel into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rick Thompson climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Brad Steel throws him
 to the mat.
Brad Steel whips Rick Thompson into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Brad Steel throws Rick Thompson over the guardrail.
Brad Steel goes for a back suplex, but Rick Thompson counters it with a bulldog.

Rick Thompson hits a low blow on Brad Steel.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Rick Thompson is handed a wooden baseball bat.
Rick Thompson hits him with the wooden baseball bat.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Rick Thompson throws Brad Steel over the guardrail.
Rick Thompson hits Brad Steel with a low blow.
Rick Thompson hits an inverted DDT on Brad Steel.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Rick Thompson hits a low blow on Brad Steel.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Rick Thompson hits an atomic drop on Brad Steel.
Rick Thompson is handed a leather belt.
Rick Thompson takes a swing at Brad Steel with the leather belt, but he
 gets out of the way.
Brad Steel snatches the leather belt from him.
Brad Steel takes a swing at Rick Thompson with the leather belt, but he
 gets out of the way.
Rick Thompson snatches the leather belt from him.
Rick Thompson takes a swing at Brad Steel with the leather belt, but he
 gets out of the way.
Brad Steel snatches the leather belt from him.
Brad Steel hits him with the leather belt.
Brad Steel is going for the pin.
Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Brad Steel goes for a Tombstone, but Rick Thompson reverses it.
Rick Thompson uses a shoulder lift into a flapjack on Brad Steel.
Rick Thompson hits him with the leather belt.
Rick Thompson executes a low blow on Brad Steel.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel hits a low blow on Rick Thompson.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel hits Rick Thompson with a vertical suplex.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel takes Rick Thompson down with a low blow.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel executes a punch on Rick Thompson.
Brad Steel is handed a branding iron.
Brad Steel hits him with the branding iron.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel chokes him with a branding iron.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel hits Rick Thompson with a spinning heel kick.
Brad Steel is handed a steel chain.
Brad Steel hits him with the steel chain.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Rick Thompson grabs the steel chain from him.
Rick Thompson goes for an inverted power bomb, but Brad Steel blocks it.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel grabs a chair.
Brad Steel sets up the chair.
Brad Steel nails Rick Thompson with the Ace Crusher onto the chair.
Brad Steel is handed a garbage can.
Brad Steel hits him with the garbage can.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel hits him with the garbage can.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel hits him with the garbage can.
Brad Steel hits him with a garbage can.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel hits him with the garbage can.
Brad Steel hits him with the garbage can.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Rick Thompson grabs the garbage can from him.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Rick Thompson takes Brad Steel down with a Western lariat.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel grabs the garbage can from him.
Brad Steel hits him with the garbage can.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Brad Steel takes Rick Thompson down with a charging axhandle bodyblock.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Brad Steel puts Rick Thompson in an armbar submission.
Rick Thompson is close to escaping the hold.
Rick Thompson tries to fight the pain.
Rick Thompson submits after 17 seconds.

The winner is Brad Steel. Time of match: 0:10:09
~~~~~

JESSE: The match ends on the stairwell. I tell ya, I was surprised that Thompson could still stand after getting hit in the head with that garbage can so much.

VIOLET: Both men took a lot of punishment in that even matchup. Steel helps Thompson up, and offers to shake Thompson_s hand!!

JESSE: Will Rick wuss out and shake it? 

(Thompson looks at some of the onlookers, and then Steel. He then shakes the hand and walks off to his locker room.)

VIOLET: Well, he just did it and left, I guess that_s a good sign.

JESSE: I think Thompson needs to get over his identity crisis first though.

VIOLET: Thompson_s former significant other, Joshua Gardner, will now face Sean Blake in a great matchup.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Susan Blake...
Hailing from Sinisterville...
Weighing in at 270 pounds...

"Sinister" Sean Blake

His opponent...
Fighting out of Hollywood, California...
Weighing in at 267 pounds...

"Gorgeous" Joshua Gardner

They lock up.
Sean Blake leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Sean Blake sets up the chair.
Sean Blake hits Joshua Gardner with a DDT onto the chair.
Sean Blake uses a kick to the midsection on Joshua Gardner.
James Adams removes the chair from the ring.
Sean Blake hits Joshua Gardner with a Thunder Fire Power Bomb.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean Blake executes a DDT on Joshua Gardner.
Sean Blake goes for a flying forearm, but Joshua Gardner ducks out of the way.
Joshua Gardner goes for a football tackle, but Sean Blake counters it with
a kneelift.
Sean Blake chops Joshua Gardner.
Sean Blake hits Joshua Gardner.
Joshua Gardner punches Sean Blake.
Joshua Gardner kicks Sean Blake.
Joshua Gardner hits Sean Blake.
Sean Blake kicks Joshua Gardner.
Joshua Gardner chops Sean Blake.
Joshua Gardner chops Sean Blake.
Joshua Gardner chops Sean Blake.
Sean Blake kicks Joshua Gardner.
Sean Blake hits Joshua Gardner.
Joshua Gardner chops Sean Blake.
Sean Blake hits Joshua Gardner.
Sean Blake whips Joshua Gardner into the ropes.
Joshua Gardner hits Sean Blake with a kick.
Joshua Gardner goes for a running powerslam, but Sean Blake blocks it.
Sean Blake hits a powerslam on Joshua Gardner.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean Blake nails Joshua Gardner with a Tombstone.
Sean Blake yells "Its over" to the crowd.
Sean Blake hits Joshua Gardner with a jack-knife power bomb.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean Blake takes Joshua Gardner down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Sean Blake hits a heart punch on Joshua Gardner.
Sean Blake runs into the ropes.
Joshua Gardner hits Sean Blake with a kick.
Joshua Gardner hits Sean Blake with a Western lariat.
Joshua Gardner takes Sean Blake down with a double arm DDT.
Joshua Gardner catches Sean Blake in a Canadian backbreaker.
Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Joshua Gardner goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Sean Blake
 counters it with an eye gouge.
Sean Blake goes for a jumping side kick, but Joshua Gardner
 ducks out of the way.
Joshua Gardner goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Sean Blake
 counters it with a crucifix.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Sean Blake takes Joshua Gardner down with a vertical suplex.
Sean Blake uses a savate kick on Joshua Gardner.
Sean Blake hits a Thunder Fire Power Bomb on Joshua Gardner.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Sean Blake takes Joshua Gardner down with a DDT.
Sean Blake is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Rick Thompson comes down to ringside.

VIOLET: Uh oh, I think Thompson wants a bit of payback on his former partner.

Sean Blake goes for a vertical suplex, but Joshua Gardner blocks it.
Joshua Gardner throws Sean Blake out of the ring.
James Adams counts: one, Sean Blake reenters the ring.
Joshua Gardner goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Sean Blake blocks it.
Sean Blake goes for a heart punch, but Joshua Gardner blocks it.
Joshua Gardner hits the Running Forearm Smash on Sean Blake.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Joshua Gardner throws Sean Blake out of the ring.

JESSE: Gardner throws Blake out of the ring and is mocking Thompson trying to provoke him into going in there.

VIOLET: I wouldn_t do that if I were Gardner.

James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Sean Blake
 reenters the ring.
Joshua Gardner hits an inverted DDT on Sean Blake.
Joshua Gardner places Sean Blake on the turnbuckle.
Joshua Gardner goes for the Corporate Takeover, but Sean Blake blocks it.
Sean Blake throws Joshua Gardner off the turnbuckle.
Sean Blake runs into the ropes.
Sean Blake hits Joshua Gardner with an elbow.
Rick Thompson tosses the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire to Sean Blake.

VIOLET: There we go, Thompson with the assist......

Sean Blake hits him with the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
James Adams counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Sean Blake. Time of match: 0:06:21
~~~~~

JESSE: And Blake with the score!!!!

VIOLET: A short, yet-hard fought matchup between Blake and Gardner with a surprise visit from Rick Thompson.

JESSE: Hey, Gardner should have seen it coming. If he didn_t, he is a bigger dope than I thought he was.

VIOLET: More will come out of that feud in the next few weeks! Our next match is an.... I Suck Match. The Gotenks made the challenge to the Blood Pirates and it was accepted. The loser has to concede that the other is the better team.

JESSE: Well, does it count when they both stink?

VIOLET: *sighs*

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Klilyn...
At a total combined weight of 210 pounds...

Gotenks

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 563 pounds...

Blood Pirates

They lock up.
Admiral Blood nails Trunks with a backdrop.
Admiral Blood yells "SHUT UP YE SCURVY MONGRELS!!!".
Admiral Blood hits a kick to the head on Trunks.
Admiral Blood whips Trunks into the turnbuckle.
Admiral Blood charges in with a dropkick.
Admiral Blood is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Admiral Blood goes for a go-behind, but Trunks counters it with an elbowsmash.
Trunks chops Admiral Blood.
Trunks hits Admiral Blood.
Trunks goes for a flying clothesline, but Admiral Blood counters it with
a powerslam.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Admiral Blood whips Trunks into the turnbuckle.
Admiral Blood runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Trunks lifts his knee.
Trunks uses an uppercut punch on Admiral Blood.
Trunks uses a low blow on Admiral Blood.
Trunks tags out to Son Goten.
Captain Rat enters the ring and lays out Trunks.
Captain Rat leaves the ring.
Admiral Blood hits Son Goten with a tiger driver.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Admiral Blood runs into the ropes.
Admiral Blood hits Son Goten with a kick.
Admiral Blood tags out to Captain Rat.
Captain Rat uses the Rocker Dropper on Son Goten.
Captain Rat yells "ARGH!!!".
Captain Rat uses a gutwrench suplex on Son Goten.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Captain Rat yells "ARGH!!!".
Captain Rat takes Son Goten down with a DDT.
Captain Rat is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Captain Rat executes an earringer on Son Goten.
Captain Rat takes Son Goten down with the Rocker Dropper.
Captain Rat hits a snap mare on Son Goten.
Captain Rat is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Captain Rat runs into the ropes.
Son Goten misses with a clothesline.
Son Goten misses with an elbow.
Captain Rat goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Son Goten
 ducks out of the way.
Son Goten whips Captain Rat into the ropes.
Captain Rat hits Son Goten with an elbow.
Captain Rat is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, shoulder up.
Captain Rat runs into the ropes.
Son Goten misses with a kick.
Captain Rat uses a thrust kick to the head on Son Goten.
Captain Rat nails Son Goten with a rana.
James Adams counts: One, kickout.
Captain Rat nails Son Goten with a spinning power bomb.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Captain Rat goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Son Goten
 ducks out of the way.
Son Goten tags out to Trunks.
Trunks and Son Goten whip Captain Rat into the ropes.
They hit Captain Rat with a double fist to the midsection.
Son Goten leaves the ring.
Trunks takes Captain Rat down with a kick to the head.
Trunks goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Captain Rat ducks out of the way.

Captain Rat tags out to Admiral Blood.
Admiral Blood goes for a piledriver, but Trunks counters it with a backdrop.
Trunks hits a tornado DDT on Admiral Blood.
Trunks hits Admiral Blood with a series of punches.
Trunks hits a tornado DDT on Admiral Blood.
Trunks whips Admiral Blood into the ropes, but Admiral Blood reverses it.
Trunks hits Admiral Blood with a kick.
Trunks goes for a flying headbutt, but Admiral Blood rolls out of the way.
Admiral Blood yells "SHUT UP YE SCURVY MONGRELS!!!".
Admiral Blood hits Trunks with a dropkick.
Admiral Blood tags out to Captain Rat.
Captain Rat goes for a spinning DDT, but Trunks counters it with a backdrop.
Captain Rat gets a side headlock on Trunks.
Trunks reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Admiral Blood enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Son Goten enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Admiral Blood nails Trunks with a clothesline.
Captain Rat goes for a sleeperhold, but Trunks blocks it.
Admiral Blood leaves the ring.
Trunks nails Captain Rat with a knee to the back.
Trunks hits Captain Rat with a palm blow.
Trunks hits Captain Rat.
Captain Rat punches Trunks.
Trunks punches Captain Rat.
Captain Rat punches Trunks.
Trunks kicks Captain Rat.
Captain Rat chops Trunks.
Captain Rat whips Trunks into the ropes, but Trunks reverses it.
Trunks hits Captain Rat with a kick.
Trunks nails Captain Rat with a flying cross body press.
James Adams counts: One, shoulder up.
Trunks takes Captain Rat down with a series of kicks.
Trunks throws Captain Rat out of the ring.
Trunks jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Trunks whips Captain Rat into the guardrail.
Trunks knocks Captain Rat into the ringsteps.
Trunks goes for a roundhouse right, but Captain Rat blocks it.
Klilyn comes from behind, but Captain Rat nails Klilyn.
Trunks hits a kick to the groin on Captain Rat.
Son Goten comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goten takes Captain Rat down with an elbow to the midsection.
Trunks puts Captain Rat in a full nelson.
Trunks sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Son Goten comes over to make it two-on-one.
Admiral Blood comes over and lays out Son Goten.
Captain Rat and Admiral Blood hit Trunks with a double dropkick.
Klilyn comes from behind, but Captain Rat nails Klilyn.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
James Adams counts:  1.
Trunks hits a low blow on Captain Rat.
James Adams counts:  2.
Trunks sets up Captain Rat on the table.
Trunks executes a flying headbutt through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Trunks whips Captain Rat into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Klilyn comes from behind, but Captain Rat nails Klilyn.
James Adams counts:  3.
Trunks reenters the ring.
Captain Rat follows him back in.
Trunks kicks Captain Rat.
Trunks hits Captain Rat.
Trunks chops Captain Rat.
Trunks goes for a kick to the head, but Captain Rat blocks it.
Captain Rat tags out to Admiral Blood.
Captain Rat goes for a jumping side kick, but Trunks ducks out of the way.
Captain Rat leaves the ring.
Trunks takes Admiral Blood down with a low blow.
Trunks goes for a kick to the head, but Admiral Blood ducks out of the way.
Trunks goes for a palm blow, but Admiral Blood blocks it.
Admiral Blood uses a series of headbutts on Trunks.
Admiral Blood executes a choke slam on Trunks.
Admiral Blood is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Admiral Blood runs into the ropes.
Trunks executes an uppercut punch on Admiral Blood.
Trunks whips Admiral Blood into the ropes.
Klilyn trips Admiral Blood.
Trunks goes for a palm blow, but Admiral Blood blocks it.
Admiral Blood throws Trunks out of the ring.
James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Trunks
 reenters the ring.
Admiral Blood kicks Trunks.
Admiral Blood hits Trunks.
Admiral Blood goes for a bodyslam, but Trunks blocks it.
Trunks executes a knee to the back on Admiral Blood.
Trunks hits a low blow on Admiral Blood.
Son Goten enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Trunks and Son Goten hit Admiral Blood with a double dropkick.
Son Goten leaves the ring.
Trunks gets a sleeperhold on Admiral Blood.
Admiral Blood reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Trunks hits Admiral Blood with a fist to the midsection.
Trunks goes for an uppercut punch, but Admiral Blood blocks it.
Admiral Blood goes for a backdrop, but Trunks blocks it.
Trunks goes for a palm blow, but Admiral Blood blocks it.
Admiral Blood punches Trunks.
Trunks kicks Admiral Blood.
Trunks hits Admiral Blood.
Trunks takes Admiral Blood down with a knee to the back.
Admiral Blood bumps into James Adams.
Trunks throws Admiral Blood out of the ring.
Trunks jumps onto him with the Air Juvy.
Son Goten comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goten grabs a chair.
Son Goten takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Son Goten hits a dropkick on Admiral Blood.
Trunks gets a sleeperhold on Admiral Blood.
Son Goten goes for a kick to the head, but Admiral Blood blocks it.
Captain Rat gets an octopus hold on Son Goten.
Captain Rat hits Son Goten with a snap mare.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Klilyn comes from behind, but Captain Rat nails Klilyn.
Son Goten uses a cartwheel kick on Captain Rat.
Son Goten throws Captain Rat back into the ring.
James Adams is back on the job.
Son Goten takes Captain Rat down with a diving shoulderblock.
Son Goten goes for a camel clutch, but Captain Rat blocks it.
Captain Rat tags out to Admiral Blood.
Admiral Blood and Captain Rat whip Son Goten into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Son Goten with a double clothesline, but he counters
it with a duck-down move.
Son Goten hits them with a double clothesline.
Captain Rat leaves the ring.
Son Goten throws Admiral Blood out of the ring.
James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, five, Admiral Blood
 reenters the ring.
Son Goten uses a flying clothesline on Admiral Blood.
Son Goten tags out to Trunks.
Son Goten hits Admiral Blood with a dropkick.
Trunks goes for a full nelson, but Admiral Blood side-steps and Trunks
 only hits air.
Son Goten leaves the ring.
Admiral Blood goes for a backbreaker, but Trunks blocks it.
Trunks hits Admiral Blood with a knee to the back.
Trunks goes for a jumping side kick, but Admiral Blood ducks out of the way.
Admiral Blood goes for a kick to the midsection, but Trunks blocks it.
Trunks chops Admiral Blood.
Admiral Blood hits Trunks.
Trunks hits Admiral Blood.
Trunks kicks Admiral Blood.
Trunks goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Admiral Blood counters it with
a cradle suplex.
Admiral Blood hits a diamond cutter on Trunks.
James Adams counts: One, two, Son Goten doesn't make it in time... three.
Trunks complains about a fast count.
~~~~~~

VIOLET: Admiral Blood with a great variation of the diamond cutter, from cradle suplex position, no doubt.

JESSE: Hey, how did they learn to do stuff like that?

VIOLET: Well, Nitro had them train while they were gone from the AGW. That training and the fact that they are veterans of the squared circle as it is caused them to at least be better than Gotenks tonight.

JESSE: Ha! Those kids are going to have to say I Suck now.

VIOLET: Well Jesse, I_m sure that given the chance they would say that you suck.

JESSE: Wha....HEY!!!!

VIOLET: Well, the father of Trunks, namely Prince Vegeta, will now take on Kid Nitro. These two have had words with each other recently, and Nitro looks to stuff Vegeta_s ego right back at him. This is Kid Nitro_s return to AGW Pay Per View action.

~~~~~
This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Saiyan
Death match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Nappa...
Fighting out of Planet Vegeta...
Weighing in at 211 pounds...

"Prince" Vegeta

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Elizabeth Amara...
Fighting out of Tokyo, Japan...
Weighing in at 231 pounds...

Kid Nitro

They lock up.
Kid Nitro takes Vegeta down with an eye gouge.
Both Elizabeth Amara and Nappa jump up on the apron.
Rich McKinnon tries to send them back down.
Kid Nitro leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Kid Nitro runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Kid Nitro uses an enzuigiri on Vegeta.
Kid Nitro executes a bodyslam on Vegeta.
Kid Nitro locks Vegeta in a stump-puller.
There is no referee there to ask Vegeta.
Rich McKinnon is back on the job.
Vegeta is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Kid Nitro lets go after 12 seconds.
Kid Nitro goes for a rana, but Vegeta counters it with a power bomb.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Vegeta whips Kid Nitro into the ropes, but Kid Nitro reverses it.
Vegeta hits Kid Nitro with an elbow.
Vegeta uses a powerslam on Kid Nitro.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegeta takes Kid Nitro down with an elbow to the midsection.
Vegeta places Kid Nitro on the turnbuckle.
Vegeta goes for a top-rope fisherman buster, but Kid Nitro counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
Kid Nitro is going for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Kid Nitro runs into the ropes.
Vegeta catches Kid Nitro totally by surprise.
Vegeta executes the Final Flash on Kid Nitro.
Vegeta goes for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Kid Nitro goes for the Liger Bomb, but Vegeta counters it with a rana.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegeta runs into the ropes.
Vegeta takes Kid Nitro down with a back heel kick.
Vegeta goes for a spin kick to the back of the head, but Kid Nitro
 ducks out of the way.
Kid Nitro whips Vegeta into the ropes.
Kid Nitro hits Vegeta with a Death Valley Driver.
Kid Nitro is going for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Vegeta goes for a piledriver, but Kid Nitro counters it with a backdrop.
Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring.
Kid Nitro leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Kid Nitro runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Kid Nitro uses a clothesline on Vegeta.
Kid Nitro runs into the ropes.
Vegeta hits Kid Nitro with a clothesline.
Kid Nitro falls out of the ring.
Vegeta jumps onto him with a shooting star press.
Vegeta sets up a table.
Vegeta whips Kid Nitro into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Vegeta throws Kid Nitro over the guardrail.
Vegeta goes for a fisherman buster, but Kid Nitro counters it with
a small package.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, shoulder up.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Kid Nitro whips Vegeta into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Kid Nitro throws Vegeta over the guardrail.
Kid Nitro takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Kid Nitro goes for a Frankensteiner, but Vegeta counters it with a power bomb.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout.
Vegeta yells "I am the Prince Of The Saiyans!!".
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Kid Nitro uses a series of chops to the throat on Vegeta.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Kid Nitro hits a chop on Vegeta.
Kid Nitro whips Vegeta into the guardrail.
Kid Nitro hits an eye gouge on Vegeta.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Nappa comes from behind, but Kid Nitro nails Nappa.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Vegeta is handed a prosthetic leg.
Vegeta hits him with the prosthetic leg.
Vegeta whips Kid Nitro into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Vegeta hits him with the prosthetic leg.
Kid Nitro is busted wide open.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Kid Nitro chops Vegeta.
Kid Nitro kicks Vegeta.
Kid Nitro throws Vegeta back into the ring.
Kid Nitro follows him back in.
Vegeta chops Kid Nitro.
Vegeta chops Kid Nitro.
Kid Nitro hits Vegeta.
Vegeta hits Kid Nitro.
Vegeta chops Kid Nitro.
Vegeta leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Vegeta sets up the chair.
Vegeta goes for a dragon suplex, but Kid Nitro counters it with a go-behind.
Vegeta re-reverses it.
Vegeta takes a swing at Kid Nitro with the vacuum cleaner, but he
 gets out of the way.
Kid Nitro snatches the vacuum cleaner from him.
Kid Nitro takes a swing at Vegeta with the vacuum cleaner, but he
 gets out of the way.
Vegeta snatches the vacuum cleaner from him.
Vegeta hits him with the vacuum cleaner.
Vegeta goes for a chokehold, but Kid Nitro counters it with a facerake.
Kid Nitro whips Vegeta into the turnbuckle, but Vegeta reverses it.
Vegeta hits a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Kid Nitro.
There is no referee to count.
Rich McKinnon is back on the job.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Vegeta uses a monkey flip on Kid Nitro.
Vegeta places Kid Nitro on the turnbuckle.
Vegeta executes a top-rope fisherman buster on Kid Nitro.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Vegeta runs into the ropes.
Vegeta misses with a clothesline.
Vegeta misses with a clothesline.
Kid Nitro goes for a bodyslam, but Vegeta counters it with a small package.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Vegeta places Kid Nitro on the turnbuckle.
Vegeta goes for a top-rope fisherman buster, but Kid Nitro counters it with
a front-layout superplex.
Kid Nitro goes for the Kaji Jinnai, but Nappa shoves him off the turnbuckle.
Rich McKinnon threatens Vegeta with disqualification.
Vegeta goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Kid Nitro ducks out of the way.
Kid Nitro hits Vegeta with the Inverted Tiger Driver.
Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring.
Kid Nitro goes for Nitro Bomb, but Vegeta blocks it.
Vegeta uses a spin kick to the back of the head on Kid Nitro.
Vegeta goes for a dragon suplex, but Kid Nitro blocks it.
Kid Nitro uses a Frankensteiner on Vegeta.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kid Nitro runs into the ropes.
Kid Nitro misses with a kick.
Kid Nitro hits Vegeta with a cartwheel kick.
Kid Nitro executes a dragon screw on Vegeta.
Kid Nitro hits Vegeta with an atomic drop.
Kid Nitro hits a series of chops to the throat on Vegeta.
Kid Nitro executes the Kaji Jinnai on Vegeta.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Nappa distracts Rich McKinnon.
Kid Nitro hits Vegeta with a Death Valley Driver.
Kid Nitro leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Kid Nitro runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Kid Nitro goes for a dropkick, but Vegeta side-steps and Kid Nitro
 only hits air.
Vegeta is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Rich McKinnon is back on the job.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three.

Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Kid Nitro gets back to his feet.

VIOLET: A close one for Nitro.

Vegeta executes the Final Flash on Kid Nitro.
Vegeta goes for the pin.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Vegeta runs into the ropes.
Kid Nitro hits Vegeta with an enzuigiri.
Kid Nitro hits a bridging back suplex on Vegeta.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three.

Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, Vegeta gets back to his feet.

JESSE: Vegeta is far from done though. I think Nitro underestimates him.

Vegeta executes a Japanese armdrag takedown on Kid Nitro.
Vegeta goes for a chokehold, but Kid Nitro blocks it.
Kid Nitro is bleeding profusely.
Vegeta whips Kid Nitro into the ropes.
Vegeta hits Kid Nitro with an elbow.
Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring.
Vegeta takes a swing at Kid Nitro with the vacuum cleaner, but he
 gets out of the way.
Kid Nitro snatches the vacuum cleaner from him.
Kid Nitro takes a swing at Vegeta with the vacuum cleaner, but he
 gets out of the way.
Vegeta snatches the vacuum cleaner from him.
Vegeta takes a swing at Kid Nitro with the vacuum cleaner, but he
 gets out of the way.
Kid Nitro snatches the vacuum cleaner from him.
Kid Nitro hits him with the vacuum cleaner.
Kid Nitro catches Vegeta in a stump-puller.
Vegeta is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Vegeta is inching his way towards the ropes.
Vegeta is writhing in pain.
Vegeta submits after 15 seconds.

Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, Vegeta gets back to his feet.

Kid Nitro goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Nappa shoves him off the turnbuckle.

Rich McKinnon threatens Vegeta with disqualification.

Vegeta leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Vegeta sets up the chair.
Vegeta goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Kid Nitro blocks it.
Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring.
Kid Nitro leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Kid Nitro runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Kid Nitro hits Vegeta with Nitro Bomb.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

VIOLET: HUGE move.....but to no avail.

Kid Nitro takes Vegeta down with a tornado DDT.
Kid Nitro whips Vegeta into the ropes.
Kid Nitro uses a cartwheel kick on Vegeta.
Kid Nitro whips Vegeta into the ropes.
Vegeta hits Kid Nitro with a shoulderblock.
Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring.
Vegeta hits him with a vacuum cleaner.
Vegeta whips Kid Nitro into the ropes.
Kid Nitro executes an Asai moonsault on Vegeta.
Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three.

Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

The winner is Kid Nitro. Time of match: 0:13:54
~~~~~

VIOLET: Vegeta made the mistake of throwing one of the greatest high-flyers of all time into the ropes, and Nitro knocked him silly with that Asai moonsault.

JESSE: Even I have to say that I have come to respect Nitro. Don_t like him, but I respect him. I still will never forget his somersault splash from the top of the cage on Mark Paris in August.

VIOLET: That was a great one. Hopefully, the new blood of the AGW can be just as amazing.

JESSE: Hey, some of those guys look awfully good. This coming up match looks awfully good too.

VIOLET: Bill Goldberg will face New Jack in an Ultimate Survival Death Match.

JESSE: I have to give the edge to Goldberg in this one. Not only did he lose the IC belt to New Jack_s boss, Alex Star, but ACC/DX members beat on him just a short while ago in the back.

VIOLET: Goldberg is coming down the aisle and looks pissed!

~~~~~
This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Ultimate
Survival Death match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson...
Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia...
Weighing in at 252 pounds...

"Gangsta" New Jack

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Jenna Jameson...
Fighting out of Tulsa, OK...
Weighing in at 285 pounds...

"The Corporate Enforcer" Bill Goldberg

New Jack and Bill Goldberg start brawling in the back of the arena.
New Jack sets up a table.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
New Jack executes a single arm DDT on Bill Goldberg.
Bill Goldberg is busted wide open.
New Jack is going for the pin.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

VIOLET: Charlotte Maxwell with her toughest job to date.

JESSE: Why did they let some broad ref THIS match?

VIOLET: Equal opportunity Jess.

JESSE: Oh, so THAT_S how you got this job. HA HA!!

They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Bill Goldberg uses a bulldog on New Jack.
Jenna Jameson comes from behind, but New Jack nails Jenna Jameson.
Bill Goldberg is handed the football.
Bill Goldberg hits him with the football.
Bill Goldberg is going for the pin.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bill Goldberg hits him with the football.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack is handed a 2x4.
New Jack hits him with the 2x4.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack hits him with the 2x4.
New Jack is going for the pin.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up.
New Jack hits him with the 2x4.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack goes for a double arm DDT, but Bill Goldberg counters it with
a backdrop.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind, but Bill Goldberg nails
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson.
New Jack goes for the Gangsta Splash, but Bill Goldberg counters it with
a knee pull-up.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Bill Goldberg goes for a vertical suplex driver, but New Jack blocks it.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack goes for a clawhold, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a low blow.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack hits him with the 2x4.
New Jack holds his arms up and makes an "X".
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack is handed a steel chain.
New Jack hits him with the steel chain.
New Jack holds his arms up and makes an "X".
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack flings Bill Goldberg over a row of chairs.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack executes a thrust kick to the head on Bill Goldberg.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack is handed the garbage can of weapons.
New Jack hits him with the garbage can of weapons.
New Jack flings Bill Goldberg over a row of chairs.

JESSE: New Jack has taken full control of this matchup.

They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack goes for a chokehold, but Bill Goldberg blocks it.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Bill Goldberg flings New Jack over a row of chairs.
Bill Goldberg is handed a crowbar.
Bill Goldberg hits him with the crowbar.
New Jack is busted wide open.
Bill Goldberg catches New Jack in a full nelson bodyscissors submition.
New Jack tries to escape the hold.
New Jack is valiantly trying to break the hold.
New Jack is almost gone.
Charlotte Maxwell asks New Jack if he's had enough.
New Jack shakes his head.
Charlotte Maxwell tells New Jack to respond or she'll stop the fight.
New Jack nods.
Charlotte Maxwell asks New Jack if he's still there.
New Jack nods.
New Jack is barely hanging in there.
Charlotte Maxwell asks New Jack if he's still there.
New Jack doesn't respond.
Charlotte Maxwell stops the fight after 52 seconds.

Charlotte Maxwell counts: one, two, three, four, five, New Jack gets back to his
 feet.

Bill Goldberg hits New Jack with a spinebuster slam.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson distracts
Charlotte Maxwell.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Bill Goldberg hits New Jack with a backward kick.
They're brawling on the first floor.
New Jack takes Bill Goldberg down with a Western lariat.
They're brawling on the first floor.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling down the stairway.
New Jack is handed a cane.
New Jack takes a swing at Bill Goldberg with the cane, but he
 gets out of the way.
Bill Goldberg snatches the cane from him.
Bill Goldberg hits him with the cane.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
Bill Goldberg throws New Jack down to the first floor.
Bill Goldberg descends the stairs.
Bill Goldberg goes for a Soviet suplex, but New Jack counters it with
an elbowsmash.
New Jack hits him with the cane.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
New Jack takes Bill Goldberg down with a single arm DDT.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack executes a kick to the midsection on Bill Goldberg.
New Jack is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Charlotte Maxwell is back on the job.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack throws Bill Goldberg down to the first floor.
New Jack descends the stairs.
New Jack goes for a chokehold, but Bill Goldberg blocks it.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Bill Goldberg goes for an arm-hook DDT, but New Jack blocks it.
New Jack uses a rolling kick on Bill Goldberg.
New Jack is handed a cane.
New Jack hits him with the cane.
They're brawling up the aisle.
New Jack hits him with the cane.
New Jack hits him with the cane.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Jenna Jameson comes from behind, but New Jack nails Jenna Jameson.
They're brawling down the aisle.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind and distracts Bill Goldberg.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
New Jack uses a short lariat on Bill Goldberg.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three.

Charlotte Maxwell counts: one, two, three, four, Bill Goldberg gets back to his
 feet.

New Jack hits him with the cane.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
New Jack hits him with the cane.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack executes a piledriver on Bill Goldberg.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling on the second floor.
New Jack takes a swing at Bill Goldberg with the cane, but he
 gets out of the way.
Bill Goldberg snatches the cane from him.
Bill Goldberg hits him with the cane.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Bill Goldberg takes New Jack down with a low blow.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Bill Goldberg knocks New Jack into the arena wall.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
New Jack nails Bill Goldberg with a headbutt.
They're brawling up the aisle.
New Jack goes for a Yakuza kick, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a legsweep.
Bill Goldberg is going for the pin.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson distracts
Charlotte Maxwell.
Bill Goldberg uses an arm-hook DDT on New Jack.
There is no referee to count.
Charlotte Maxwell is back on the job.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bill Goldberg hits him with a toilet seat.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind, but Bill Goldberg nails
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
New Jack whips Bill Goldberg into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bill Goldberg knocks New Jack into the ringsteps.
Bill Goldberg executes a double underhook DDT on New Jack.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three.

Charlotte Maxwell counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, New Jack
 gets back to his feet.

Bill Goldberg uses a bulldog on New Jack.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Bill Goldberg throws New Jack over the guardrail.
Bill Goldberg whips New Jack into the guardrail.
Bill Goldberg goes for the Inverted Tiger Driver, but New Jack counters it with
a rolling cradle.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Jenna Jameson distracts Charlotte Maxwell.
New Jack is handed a crowbar.
New Jack hits him with the crowbar.
New Jack goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Bill Goldberg counters it with
a Gorilla Press.
Bill Goldberg whips New Jack into the guardrail.
Bill Goldberg hits New Jack with the Running Ligerbomb.
There is no referee to count.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind and hits Bill Goldberg with a chair.

Before 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson connects, Bill Goldberg moves out of the way.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson hits New Jack.
Bill Goldberg goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind and hits Bill Goldberg with a chair.

Before 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson connects, Bill Goldberg moves out of the way.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson hits New Jack.

JESSE: And Corey Johnson seems to make a habit out of hitting his homey.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.
New Jack uses a Yakuza kick on Bill Goldberg.
New Jack flings Bill Goldberg over a row of chairs.
New Jack whips Bill Goldberg into the guardrail.
New Jack hits him with the crowbar.
They're brawling down the aisle.
New Jack goes for a clawhold, but Bill Goldberg blocks it.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Bill Goldberg hits New Jack with a diamond cutter.
Bill Goldberg goes for a Big Leg Drop, but New Jack rolls out of the way.
New Jack hits him with the crowbar.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
New Jack takes Bill Goldberg down with a Big Leg Drop.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
New Jack is handed the garbage can of weapons.
New Jack hits him with the garbage can of weapons.
New Jack goes for the Gangsta Splash, but Bill Goldberg counters it with
a knee pull-up.
Bill Goldberg is handed the football.
Bill Goldberg takes a swing at New Jack with the football, but he
 gets out of the way.
New Jack snatches the football from him.
New Jack hits him with the football.
They're brawling down the stairway.
New Jack takes Bill Goldberg down with a rolling kick.
Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts New Jack.
Bill Goldberg hits him with the football.
Bill Goldberg is going for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind and hits Bill Goldberg with a chair.

New Jack takes the chair.
New Jack hits Bill Goldberg with a falling splash with the chair.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson puts New Jack on top of Bill Goldberg.

VIOLET: New Jack is too injured to make the pin himself. Johnson helped him out that time.

Charlotte Maxwell is back on the job.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
Bill Goldberg hits him with the football.
Bill Goldberg goes for a Big Leg Drop, but New Jack rolls out of the way.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Bill Goldberg uses a flying forearm on New Jack.
Bill Goldberg nails New Jack with a football tackle.
Bill Goldberg is going for the pin.
Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three.

Charlotte Maxwell counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten.

The winner is Bill Goldberg. Time of match: 0:15:37
~~~~~

JESSE: Goldberg learned that move from Chuck Smith of the Atlanta Falcons. New Jack_s HOME team Atlanta Falcons.

VIOLET: Say, maybe that_s why New Jack hates Goldberg. Goldberg never did well for the Falcons.

JESSE: I think you are reading too much into things.

VIOLET: ME?!?! You started it.

JESSE: Well, either way, Goldberg picked up this victory over New Jack.

VIOLET: It was a 1 on 2 battle, as Corey Johnson got involved a great deal with the match. Now I have looked forward to this next one. The Reckoning against the Corporate Studs against Shawn Michaels and Mark Starr.

JESSE: Hey, why is Goldberg wrestling again already? I think this is your booking!!!

VIOLET: Nope, actually Speed did it.

JESSE: WHAT?!?!?

VIOLET: Nobody said Speed was too bright.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team triangle match
scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Elizabeth Camacho...
At a total combined weight of 446 pounds...

The Reckoning

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by New Jack and Rufus...
At a total combined weight of 494 pounds...

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and "Dr. Doug Ross" Mark Starr

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Jenna Jameson...
At a total combined weight of 552 pounds...

The Corporate Studs

They lock up.
Joshua Gardner uses an inverted DDT on Shawn Michaels.
Joshua Gardner goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Shawn Michaels
 counters it with a small package.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels gets an abdominal stretch on Joshua Gardner.
Joshua Gardner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Shawn Michaels hits Joshua Gardner with a back suplex.
Shawn Michaels uses a moonsault bodyblock on Joshua Gardner.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Starr enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mark Starr leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Mark Starr runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Mark Starr takes Joshua Gardner down with a lariat.
Shawn Michaels uses a moonsault bodyblock on Joshua Gardner.
James Adams counts: One, shoulder up.
Shawn Michaels and Mark Starr whip Joshua Gardner into the ropes.
They hit Joshua Gardner with a double fist to the midsection.
Mark Starr leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels goes for a bodyslam, but Joshua Gardner counters it with
a facerake.
Joshua Gardner tags out to Bill Goldberg.
Bill Goldberg and Joshua Gardner whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
They hit Shawn Michaels with a double kick to the midsection.
Mark Starr enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Joshua Gardner goes for a back heel kick, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Mark Starr locks Joshua Gardner in a sleeperhold.
Joshua Gardner is struggling to reach the ropes.
Mark Starr lets go after 12 seconds.
Joshua Gardner leaves the ring.
Mark Starr goes for a sleeperhold, but Joshua Gardner blocks it.
Joshua Gardner whips Mark Starr into the ropes.
Joshua Gardner hits Mark Starr with a kick.
Joshua Gardner puts Mark Starr in a figure-four leglock.
Mark Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mark Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mark Starr's shoulders are on the mat.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Starr breaks the hold after 18 seconds.
Mark Starr kicks Joshua Gardner.
Joshua Gardner hits Mark Starr.
Joshua Gardner hits Mark Starr.
Joshua Gardner chops Mark Starr.
Joshua Gardner tags out to Bill Goldberg.
Bill Goldberg and Joshua Gardner whip Mark Starr into the ropes.
They hit Mark Starr with a double fist to the midsection.
Shawn Michaels enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Bill Goldberg and Joshua Gardner whip Mark Starr into the ropes.
Bill Goldberg and Joshua Gardner hit Mark Starr with a double bodyslam.
Joshua Gardner leaves the ring.
Bill Goldberg whips Mark Starr into the ropes.
Mark Starr executes a lariat on Bill Goldberg.
Mark Starr tags out to Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels and Mark Starr whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes.
They hit Bill Goldberg with a double kick to the midsection.
Mark Starr leaves the ring.
Shawn Michaels whips Bill Goldberg into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels misses with a shoulderblock.
Bill Goldberg takes Shawn Michaels down with a Vader attack.
Bill Goldberg locks Shawn Michaels in an airplane spin.
Shawn Michaels is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Shawn Michaels tries to fight the pain.
Shawn Michaels is writhing in pain.
James Adams checks Shawn Michaels's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
James Adams stops the match after 30 seconds.

Shawn Michaels has been eliminated.

The winners are The Corporate Studs. Time of match: 0:03:37

JESSE: Well Goldberg went a bit old school on Michaels with that airplane spin.

VIOLET: I don_t think anyone has given up to that since 1940!!!!

They lock up.
Bill Goldberg goes for a Soviet suplex, but Harmonium Ziporath counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Harmonium Ziporath goes for a spinning heel kick, but Bill Goldberg
 ducks out of the way.
Bill Goldberg goes for a back elbow, but Harmonium Ziporath
 ducks out of the way.
Harmonium Ziporath hits a bodyslam on Bill Goldberg.
Harmonium Ziporath tags out to Erik Moon.
Joshua Gardner enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Erik Moon and Harmonium Ziporath hit Bill Goldberg with a double bodyslam.
Erik Moon and Harmonium Ziporath whip Bill Goldberg into the ropes.
Erik Moon and Harmonium Ziporath hit Bill Goldberg with a double bodyslam.
Harmonium Ziporath leaves the ring.
Erik Moon takes Bill Goldberg down with a superkick.
Erik Moon whips Bill Goldberg into the turnbuckle, but Bill Goldberg
 reverses it.
Bill Goldberg charges into the corner.
James Adams removes the chair from the ring.
Bill Goldberg punches Erik Moon.
Bill Goldberg chops Erik Moon.
Bill Goldberg hits a football tackle on Erik Moon.
Bill Goldberg chops Erik Moon.
Bill Goldberg punches Erik Moon.
Bill Goldberg chops Erik Moon.
Bill Goldberg uses a flying forearm on Erik Moon.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Bill Goldberg whips Erik Moon into the ropes.
Bill Goldberg executes a spinebuster slam on Erik Moon.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Bill Goldberg throws Erik Moon out of the ring.
Bill Goldberg goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one.
Bill Goldberg and Joshua Gardner hit Erik Moon with a double flying axhandle.
Joshua Gardner nails Erik Moon with a superkick.
Bill Goldberg catches Erik Moon in an airplane spin.
Bill Goldberg and Joshua Gardner hit Erik Moon with a double bodyslam.
Harmonium Ziporath comes over and lays out Joshua Gardner.
Erik Moon goes for the Lunar Eclipse, but Bill Goldberg counters it with
a kneelift.
Bill Goldberg goes for a double underhook DDT, but Erik Moon blocks it.
Erik Moon throws Bill Goldberg back into the ring.
Erik Moon runs into the ropes.
Bill Goldberg hits Erik Moon with a backdrop.
Bill Goldberg hits Erik Moon with a kick to the groin.
Bill Goldberg whips Erik Moon into the ropes.
Jenna Jameson pulls down the top rope.
Bill Goldberg goes through the ropes.
Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joshua Gardner uses a superkick on Erik Moon.
Bill Goldberg goes for an airplane spin, but Erik Moon counters it with
a facerake.
Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts Erik Moon.
Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joshua Gardner goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Erik Moon
 counters it with a hiptoss.
Erik Moon knocks Bill Goldberg into the ringsteps.
Erik Moon whips Bill Goldberg into the guardrail.
Harmonium Ziporath comes over to make it two-on-one.
Erik Moon and Harmonium Ziporath hit Bill Goldberg with a double bodyslam.
Joshua Gardner comes over, but gets cut off.
Harmonium Ziporath hits Bill Goldberg with a back heel kick.
Erik Moon goes for an airplane spin, but Bill Goldberg ducks out of the way.
Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one.
Harmonium Ziporath comes over and lays out Joshua Gardner.
Erik Moon and Harmonium Ziporath hit Bill Goldberg with a double bodyslam.
Erik Moon sets up a table.
Harmonium Ziporath comes over to make it two-on-one.
Harmonium Ziporath takes Bill Goldberg down with a back heel kick.
Erik Moon goes for an airplane spin, but Bill Goldberg ducks out of the way.
Bill Goldberg sets up Erik Moon on the table.
Bill Goldberg tries to jackhammer Erik Moon through the table, but he moves
out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
Erik Moon goes for a bodyslam, but Bill Goldberg counters it with
a front facelock.
Bill Goldberg reenters the ring.
Erik Moon follows him back in.
Bill Goldberg gives the sign for the Jackhammer.
Joshua Gardner enters the ring.
Bill Goldberg and Joshua Gardner hit Erik Moon with the The Mid_Card Placement.
Bill Goldberg goes for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, Harmonium Ziporath makes the save.
Bill Goldberg whips Erik Moon into the ropes.
Erik Moon hits Bill Goldberg with a clothesline.
Bill Goldberg falls out of the ring.
Erik Moon jumps onto him with LoS Tornado Plancha.
Erik Moon sets up a table.
Erik Moon goes for a superkick, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a legsweep.
Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joshua Gardner executes an elbow to the midsection on Erik Moon.
Bill Goldberg goes for an airplane spin, but Erik Moon counters it with
a facerake.
Erik Moon uses LoS Tornado Driver on Bill Goldberg.
Harmonium Ziporath comes over to make it two-on-one.
Erik Moon and Harmonium Ziporath hit Bill Goldberg with a double bodyslam.
Harmonium Ziporath hits Bill Goldberg with a back heel kick.
Erik Moon goes for an airplane spin, but Bill Goldberg counters it with
a cradle suplex.
Jenna Jameson comes from behind, but Erik Moon nails Jenna Jameson.
Bill Goldberg whips Erik Moon into the guardrail.
Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joshua Gardner hits an elbow to the midsection on Erik Moon.
Bill Goldberg goes for an airplane spin, but Erik Moon counters it with
a facerake.
Erik Moon goes for a bodyslam, but Bill Goldberg blocks it.
Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one.
Harmonium Ziporath comes over, but gets cut off.
Joshua Gardner hits Erik Moon with a back heel kick.
Bill Goldberg goes for a lariat, but Erik Moon counters it with
an armbar submission.
Erik Moon whips Bill Goldberg into the guardrail.
Harmonium Ziporath comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joshua Gardner comes over and lays out Harmonium Ziporath.
Joshua Gardner takes Erik Moon down with a superkick.
Bill Goldberg catches Erik Moon in an airplane spin.
Bill Goldberg whips Erik Moon into the guardrail.
Bill Goldberg hits Erik Moon with the drop toehold onto a chair.
Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one.
Joshua Gardner goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Erik Moon blocks it.
Harmonium Ziporath nails Joshua Gardner with a dragon suplex.
Harmonium Ziporath sets up Joshua Gardner on the table.
Harmonium Ziporath executes the Vortex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Harmonium Ziporath throws Joshua Gardner back into the ring.
Harmonium Ziporath attempts to place Joshua Gardner on the turnbuckle, but
Joshua Gardner blocks it.
Harmonium Ziporath goes for a spinning heel kick, but Joshua Gardner blocks it.
Joshua Gardner throws Harmonium Ziporath out of the ring.
Joshua Gardner goes through the ropes.
Joshua Gardner hits a jawbreaker on Harmonium Ziporath.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Joshua Gardner hits a fisherman buster on Harmonium Ziporath.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Joshua Gardner reenters the ring.
Harmonium Ziporath follows him back in.
Joshua Gardner is going for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, kickout.
Joshua Gardner takes Harmonium Ziporath down with a vertical facebuster.
James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Joshua Gardner goes for a Tombstone, but Harmonium Ziporath counters it with
an elbowsmash.
Harmonium Ziporath puts Joshua Gardner in LoS Breaker.
Joshua Gardner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Harmonium Ziporath executes the Vortex on Joshua Gardner.
Harmonium Ziporath goes for the pin.
James Adams counts: One, two, three.
Joshua Gardner complains about a fast count.
James Adams lets the match continue.
Harmonium Ziporath locks Joshua Gardner in a figure-four sleeper.
Joshua Gardner is inching his way towards the ropes.
Joshua Gardner summons one last burst of energy.
Joshua Gardner submits after 15 seconds.

Joshua Gardner has been eliminated.

The winners are The Reckoning. Time of match: 0:13:09
~~~~~

JESSE: Are you KIDDING ME?!?!?!

VIOLET: That win is HUGE for the Reckoning!!!!

JESSE: Have they ever won a match?

VIOLET: Well, not very many, but they beat two very formidable ones here tonight.

JESSE: Man, this has been one weird night in L.A.

VIOLET: And we still have even MORE action for you.

JESSE: Wow.

VIOLET: The World Tag Team Titles are up for grabs as Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin will challenge the soon-to-depart Saiyans.

JESSE: I doubt the Saiyans care if they win or lose, since they get an extended vacation either way.

VIOLET: The AGW will definitely miss them this summer.

~~~~~
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for
one fall.
It is for the AGW World Tag Team Titles.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by New Jack, Jessica Carter, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson and
Rufus...
At a total combined weight of 517 pounds...

Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin

Their opponents...
Led to the ring by Klilyn and Nappa...
At a total combined weight of 441 pounds...

The AGW World Tag Team Champions...
The Saiyans


JESSE: Star and Garvin complete with their posse. Geez!!

They lock up.
Vegeta whips Alex Star into the ropes.
Alex Star hits Vegeta with a dropkick to the groin.
Alex Star gets a clawhold on Vegeta.
Vegeta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Alex Star goes for a double arm DDT, but Vegeta blocks it.
Vegeta hits a dropkick to the knee on Alex Star.
Vegeta takes Alex Star down with a knee to the back.
Vegeta throws Alex Star out of the ring.
Vegeta goes through the ropes.
Son Goku comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goku goes for a dropkick, but Alex Star side-steps and Son Goku
 only hits air.
Alex Star throws Vegeta back into the ring.
Alex Star tags out to Terrance M. Garvin.
Terrance M. Garvin and Alex Star whip Vegeta into the ropes.
They hit Vegeta with a double elbowsmash.
Alex Star leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Alex Star sets up the chair.
Alex Star goes for a double arm DDT, but Vegeta blocks it.
Alex Star rolls out of the ring.
Vegeta whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes.
Vegeta misses with an elbow.
Vegeta hits Terrance M. Garvin with a clothesline.
Vegeta tags out to Son Goku.
Son Goku goes for an enzuigiri, but Terrance M. Garvin ducks out of the way.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a flying dropkick, but Son Goku counters it with
a dropkick.
In turn, Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a side step.
Terrance M. Garvin executes a back heel kick on Son Goku.
Terrance M. Garvin hits Son Goku.
Terrance M. Garvin punches Son Goku.
Son Goku hits Terrance M. Garvin.
Son Goku executes a backbreaker on Terrance M. Garvin.
Son Goku executes a dragon suplex on Terrance M. Garvin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Son Goku locks Terrance M. Garvin in an octopus hold.
Terrance M. Garvin is struggling to reach the ropes.
Terrance M. Garvin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds.
Son Goku whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes.
Terrance M. Garvin uses a clothesline on Son Goku.
Terrance M. Garvin takes Son Goku down with a sitdown faceslam.
Terrance M. Garvin leaves the ring.
He returns with the small chain.
Terrance M. Garvin tags out to Alex Star.
Alex Star nails Son Goku with the Running Forearm Smash.
Alex Star hits him with the small chain.
Carl Westcoat throws the small chain out of the ring.
Alex Star goes for the Starscream, but Son Goku counters it with a kick-off.
Son Goku executes a handspring elbow on Alex Star.
Carl Westcoat removes the chair from the ring.
Son Goku executes a kick to the head on Alex Star.
Son Goku yells "Yahoo!!".
Son Goku executes a backbreaker on Alex Star.
Son Goku takes Alex Star down with a DDT.
Son Goku goes for a full nelson, but Alex Star counters it with a jawbreaker.
Alex Star goes for a short lariat, but Son Goku counters it with a crucifix.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Son Goku punches Alex Star.
Alex Star hits Son Goku.
Son Goku hits Alex Star.
Alex Star hits Son Goku.
Son Goku kicks Alex Star.
Alex Star hits Son Goku.
Son Goku hits Alex Star.
Son Goku chops Alex Star.
Son Goku tags out to Vegeta.
Son Goku nails Alex Star with a powerslam.
Vegeta attempts to place Alex Star on the turnbuckle, but Alex Star blocks it.
Son Goku leaves the ring.
Vegeta throws Alex Star out of the ring.
Vegeta goes through the ropes.
Son Goku comes over to make it two-on-one.
Terrance M. Garvin comes over, but gets cut off.
Son Goku takes Alex Star down with a dropkick.
Vegeta uses a dragon suplex on Alex Star.
Vegeta and Son Goku hit Alex Star with a double back heel kick.
Vegeta uses a German suplex on Alex Star.
Son Goku comes over to make it two-on-one.
Vegeta and Son Goku hit Alex Star with a double back heel kick.
Vegeta takes Alex Star down with a roundhouse kick.
Vegeta reenters the ring.
Alex Star follows him back in.
Vegeta nails Alex Star with a swinging neckbreaker.
Vegeta takes Alex Star down with a series of chops to the throat.
Vegeta executes an enzuigiri to the face on Alex Star.
Vegeta yells "I am the Prince Of The Saiyans!!".
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson enters the ring and hits Vegeta with a chair.
Alex Star tags out to Terrance M. Garvin.
Son Goku enters the ring and throws Alex Star out of the ring.
Vegeta and Son Goku hit Terrance M. Garvin with a double back heel kick.
Son Goku leaves the ring.
Vegeta executes a kick to the thigh on Terrance M. Garvin.
Vegeta kicks Terrance M. Garvin.
Vegeta hits Terrance M. Garvin.
Son Goku enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Alex Star enters the ring and throws Son Goku out of the ring.
Alex Star leaves the ring.
Terrance M. Garvin executes a German suplex on Vegeta.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a flying kneedrop, but Vegeta rolls out of the way.
Vegeta goes for a powerslam, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with
a sunset flip.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout.
Terrance M. Garvin throws Vegeta out of the ring.
Terrance M. Garvin goes through the ropes.
Terrance M. Garvin nails Vegeta with a brain buster.
Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Alex Star goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Vegeta ducks out of the way.
Vegeta is handed a frying pan.
Vegeta hits him with the frying pan.
Vegeta chokes him with a frying pan.
Vegeta whips Terrance M. Garvin into the guardrail.
Vegeta nails Terrance M. Garvin with a piledriver.
Son Goku comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goku nails Terrance M. Garvin with a dropkick.
Vegeta hits a dragon suplex on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star comes over and lays out Son Goku.
Terrance M. Garvin and Alex Star hit Vegeta with a double kick to the groin.
Terrance M. Garvin takes Vegeta down with a kick to the groin.
Terrance M. Garvin is handed a Nintendo.
Terrance M. Garvin takes a swing at Vegeta with the Nintendo, but he
 gets out of the way.
Vegeta snatches the Nintendo from him.
Vegeta hits him with the Nintendo.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Vegeta knocks Terrance M. Garvin into the ringsteps.
Vegeta sets up a table.
Vegeta whips Terrance M. Garvin into the guardrail.
Son Goku comes over to make it two-on-one.
Alex Star comes over, but gets cut off.
Vegeta and Son Goku hit Terrance M. Garvin with a double back heel kick.
Alex Star gets back up, but gets cut off.
Vegeta and Son Goku hit Terrance M. Garvin with a double thrust kick to the head
Son Goku comes over to make it two-on-one.
Vegeta and Son Goku hit Terrance M. Garvin with a double spin kick.
Vegeta is handed the kendo stick.
Vegeta hits him with the kendo stick.
Vegeta whips Terrance M. Garvin into the guardrail.
Vegeta grabs a chair.
Vegeta takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Vegeta goes for a clothesline, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a hiptoss
.
Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goku comes over and lays out Alex Star.
Son Goku goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Terrance M. Garvin
 ducks out of the way.
Vegeta comes over and lays out Terrance M. Garvin.
Vegeta nails Alex Star with a clothesline.
Son Goku hits Alex Star with an enzuigiri.
Son Goku hits a dropkick on Alex Star.
Son Goku yells "Yahoo!!".
Son Goku knocks Alex Star into the ringpost.
Son Goku whips Alex Star into the guardrail.
Son Goku uses the Cyclone Kick on Alex Star.
Vegeta comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goku and Vegeta hit Alex Star with a double thrust kick to the head.
Son Goku sets up Alex Star on the table.
Son Goku executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Son Goku takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Son Goku hits Alex Star with a dropkick.
Vegeta comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goku and Vegeta hit Alex Star with a double spin kick.
Son Goku whips Alex Star into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Alex Star takes Son Goku down with a rolling kick.
Alex Star reenters the ring.
Son Goku follows him back in.
Son Goku brings the table into the ring.
Son Goku catches Alex Star totally by surprise.
Son Goku executes the Kamehameha on Alex Star.
Son Goku goes for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson distracts
Carl Westcoat.
Carl Westcoat is back on the job.
Son Goku sets up Alex Star on the table.
Son Goku executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Alex Star punches the opponent in the windpipe..
He goes for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, Klilyn distracts Carl Westcoat.
Alex Star goes for a clawhold, but Son Goku blocks it.
New Jack enters the ring and hits Son Goku with a chair.
Son Goku is out cold.
Alex Star hits Son Goku with the Doctor Bomb.
There is no referee to count.
Klilyn enters the ring and hits Alex Star with the giant laser frisbees.
Alex Star is out cold.
Son Goku goes for a running power bomb, but Alex Star blocks it.
Terrance M. Garvin enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin whip Son Goku into the ropes.
They hit Son Goku with a double clothesline.
Terrance M. Garvin hits a back heel kick on Son Goku.
Alex Star gets an airplane spin on Son Goku.
There is no referee there to ask Son Goku.
Son Goku tries to escape the hold.
Carl Westcoat is back on the job.
Son Goku is writhing in pain.
Carl Westcoat asks Son Goku if he's had enough.
Son Goku shakes his head.
Carl Westcoat asks Son Goku if he's had enough.
Son Goku shakes his head.
Carl Westcoat asks Son Goku if he's had enough.
Son Goku shakes his head.
Carl Westcoat checks Son Goku's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Son Goku fights his way out of the hold after 28 seconds.
Terrance M. Garvin leaves the ring.
Son Goku locks Alex Star in an octopus hold.
Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Son Goku goes for a running power bomb, but Alex Star blocks it.
Alex Star goes for a DDT, but Son Goku blocks it.
Son Goku goes for a dragon suplex, but Alex Star blocks it.
Klilyn enters the ring and hits Alex Star with the giant laser frisbees.
Alex Star is out cold.
Son Goku hits a dropkick on Alex Star.
Son Goku executes a cartwheel kick on Alex Star.
Son Goku tags out to Vegeta.
Vegeta executes a dragon suplex on Alex Star.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Vegeta throws Alex Star out of the ring.
Vegeta jumps onto him with a baseball slide.
Son Goku comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goku takes Alex Star down with a spin kick.
Vegeta goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Alex Star blocks it.
Alex Star whips Vegeta into the guardrail.
Alex Star uses a brain buster on Vegeta.
Terrance M. Garvin comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goku comes over, but gets cut off.
Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin hit Vegeta with a double brain buster.
Alex Star uses the Running Forearm Smash on Vegeta.
Terrance M. Garvin comes over to make it two-on-one.
Son Goku comes over and lays out Terrance M. Garvin.
Son Goku nails Alex Star with a spin kick.
Vegeta gets an octopus hold on Alex Star.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Alex Star whips Vegeta into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Vegeta reenters the ring.
Alex Star follows him back in.
Vegeta kicks Alex Star.
Alex Star chops Vegeta.
Alex Star kicks Vegeta.
Alex Star whips Vegeta into the ropes.
New Jack hits Vegeta in the back with a baseball bat.

VIOLET: Oh, COME ON!!!!!!

Alex Star is going for the pin.
Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three.

The winners are Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin. Time of match: 0:15:13
~~~~~~

VIOLET: We have new World Tag Team Champions, but in a very cheap manner. The match was an excellent, technically-sound one, but the ACC/DX_s Cream Street Posse had to stick their nose into it.

JESSE: Well, we knew something like that was gonna happen. It was basically a 4 on 6 matchup, and the side with 6 happened to win. Garvin has never been known as a tag wrestler, but he now has one half of the most prestigious tag titles in all the land.

VIOLET: Not only that, but now Star and Garvin have to fight EACH OTHER for the IC Title.

JESSE: Well, I never said they would last as tag champs since they have argued quite a bit regarding this matchup.

VIOLET: Well, we just have to wait and see how this unfolds.

(AGW Owner, Speed Racer walks down to the ring as Star and Garvin are celebrating their tag victory. He is with a mic.)

Speed Racer: Enjoy those belts for the short time you have them, boys. I just came down here to get a birds-eye view of your matchup......oh, and to announce one more thing.

(Star points a finger right in Speed_s face)

Speed Racer: Get that out of my face, I don_t even want to know WHERE it_s been. 

(the crowd actually laughs some, though most are still booing the Owner)

Speed Racer: Alex, since the ACC/DX has a tendency to get out of matches.......to come up with insane ways to get out of matches....etc. etc.  I have come up with a solution. Now I am sure the both of you planned in the back on how this match was going to end. Well, your plans are shot as this is now going to be a LADDER MATCH!!!!

(crowd cheers even more)

Speed Racer: Not only that, but if either of you don_t perform to the standards you would in a regular title match, you will be suspended indefinitely. Have a nice day!!!!

(crowd, with still a mixed reaction, boo Star and Garvin as they throw a bit of a fit. The ring announcer enters the ring.)

~~~~~
This contest is a ladder-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one
 fall.
It is for the AGW Intercontinental Title.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by Rufus...
Fighting out of San Fransisco, Ca....
Weighing in at 235 pounds...

Terrance M. Garvin

His opponent...
Led to the ring by New Jack, Jessica Carter and 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson...
From Malibu, California...
Weighing in at 282 pounds...

The AGW Intercontinental Champion...
Alex Star

They lock up.
Terrance M. Garvin executes a jumping side kick on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for the Liger Bomb, but Alex Star blocks it.
Alex Star hits the Running Forearm Smash on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star goes for the Starscream, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with
a kick-off.
Terrance M. Garvin attempts to place Alex Star on the turnbuckle, but Alex Star
 blocks it.
Terrance M. Garvin executes an elbowsmash on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin punches Alex Star.
Alex Star kicks Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star kicks Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes.
Alex Star hits a thrust kick to the head on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes, but Terrance M. Garvin
 reverses it.
Terrance M. Garvin executes the Lithium on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to climb the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is on his way up.
Alex Star brings him down with a double underhook superplex.

VIOLET: Huge high impact move to start this one off.

Alex Star gets an airplane spin on Terrance M. Garvin.
Terrance M. Garvin is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Terrance M. Garvin breaks the hold after 5 seconds.

VIOLET: Um., I think people are doing that move WAY too much tonight.

Terrance M. Garvin goes for a roundhouse kick, but Alex Star counters it with
a legsweep.
Alex Star whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes.
Terrance M. Garvin misses with a clothesline.
Alex Star misses with a clothesline.
Alex Star hits Terrance M. Garvin with a diamond cutter.
Alex Star goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Terrance M. Garvin
 side-steps and Alex Star only hits air.
Terrance M. Garvin whips Alex Star into the ropes.
Terrance M. Garvin misses with a kick.
Terrance M. Garvin misses with a shoulderblock.
Terrance M. Garvin hits Alex Star with a kick.
Terrance M. Garvin uses a flying double foot stomp on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin throws Alex Star out of the ring.
Terrance M. Garvin goes through the ropes.
New Jack comes from behind, but Terrance M. Garvin nails New Jack.
Alex Star knocks Terrance M. Garvin into the ringsteps.
Alex Star sets up a table.
Alex Star climbs to the top of the ladder.
Alex Star executes a flying axhandle on Terrance M. Garvin.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
New Jack comes from behind and distracts Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star goes for a double arm DDT, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a roundhouse kick, but Alex Star blocks it.
Alex Star knocks Terrance M. Garvin into the ringpost.
Alex Star executes the Starscream on Terrance M. Garvin on the concrete floor.
Terrance M. Garvin is out cold.
Alex Star takes Terrance M. Garvin down with a dropkick to the groin.

JESSE: The move that Star stole from El Luchador of the DoM.

Alex Star hits the Garvin Stomp on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star nails Terrance M. Garvin with a rolling kick.
Alex Star whips Terrance M. Garvin into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Alex Star takes Terrance M. Garvin down with a flying axhandle.
Alex Star whips Terrance M. Garvin into the guardrail.
Alex Star goes for the Starscream, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with
a kick-off.
Terrance M. Garvin sets up Alex Star on the table.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to drive Alex Star through the table with
a flying senton, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.

VIOLET: I don_t think that table is the ONLY thing broken in half. Ouch!

Alex Star uses a single arm DDT on Terrance M. Garvin.
Rufus comes from behind and distracts Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin knocks Alex Star into the ringpost.
Terrance M. Garvin nails Alex Star with a Hotshot.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for the Lithium, but Alex Star counters it with
a low blow.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Alex Star is handed brass knuckles.
Alex Star hits him with the knuckles.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Terrance M. Garvin grabs the knuckles from him.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a short clothesline, but Alex Star
 ducks out of the way.
Alex Star knocks Terrance M. Garvin into the ringsteps.
Alex Star executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Terrance M. Garvin
 counters it with a hiptoss.
Terrance M. Garvin executes a kick to the groin on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin knocks Alex Star into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Terrance M. Garvin takes Alex Star down with a short clothesline.
Terrance M. Garvin climbs to the top of the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin nails Alex Star with a flying kneedrop.
Terrance M. Garvin whips Alex Star into the guardrail.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a monkey flip, but Alex Star blocks it.
Alex Star whips Terrance M. Garvin into the guardrail.
Alex Star hits the Inverted Tiger Driver on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star goes for a brain buster, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with
a small package.
Terrance M. Garvin sets up a table.
Terrance M. Garvin whips Alex Star into the guardrail.
Terrance M. Garvin executes a flying kneedrop on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin grabs a chair.
Terrance M. Garvin takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Terrance M. Garvin nails Alex Star with a clothesline.

JESSE: Hey, I have to admit that neither man is holding back in this one.

VIOLET: Well, Star desperately wants to keep the IC Title and Garvin desperately wants to beat Star for the IC Title.

Jessica Carter comes from behind and distracts Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star hits a DDT on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star is handed a cheese grater.
Alex Star hits him with the cheese grater.
Alex Star goes for a springboard legdrop, but Rufus shoves him off
 the turnbuckle.
Terrance M. Garvin executes a Hotshot on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin sets up Alex Star on the table.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to drive Alex Star through the table with
a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way.
The table didn't break.

JESSE: Hey Terry, STOP DOING THAT!!!!!

VIOLET: He isn_t hearing anything but stars at this rate.

Alex Star goes for a flying axhandle, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Terrance M. Garvin reenters the ring.
Alex Star follows him back in.
Terrance M. Garvin executes the Lithium on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to climb the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is on his way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is half-way up.

VIOLET: Well, he may have taken a beating, but he could get that title right now.

Terrance M. Garvin is almost on top of the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is in grabbing distance.
Terrance M. Garvin dives for the IC Title, but he misses.

JESSE: It was just out of Garvin_s reach. Star has a bit of a height advantage that can help him in a match like this.

Alex Star uses a bulldog headlock on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star executes the Starscream on Terrance M. Garvin.
Terrance M. Garvin is struggling to reach the ropes.
Terrance M. Garvin is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to escape the hold.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to fight the pain.
Terrance M. Garvin summons one last burst of energy.
Derek Aston checks Terrance M. Garvin's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Terrance M. Garvin fights his way out of the hold after 37 seconds.

VIOLET: Garvin used his leg strength to get out of that modified crab, and it threw Star right through the ropes and onto the floor. Garvin is pulling himself up.

Terrance M. Garvin tries to climb the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is on his way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is half-way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is almost on top of the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is in grabbing distance.
Terrance M. Garvin dives for the IC Title, but he misses.

VIOLET: Star is back in and he rocked the ladder just enough to knock Garvin off of it.

JESSE: Star has the advantage once again.

Alex Star takes Terrance M. Garvin down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Alex Star executes the Starscream on Terrance M. Garvin.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to fight the pain.
Terrance M. Garvin may have passed out.
Derek Aston asks Terrance M. Garvin if he's had enough.
Terrance M. Garvin shakes his head.
Terrance M. Garvin starts moving again.
Derek Aston asks Terrance M. Garvin if he should stop the fight.
Terrance M. Garvin shakes his head.
Derek Aston checks Terrance M. Garvin's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays.
Terrance M. Garvin fights out of it after 1 minute.

VIOLET: A valiant effort by Garvin.....never thought I_d say that.

JESSE: What_s this?

(The lights go out in the arena, and the purple haze once more emanates throughout. The crowd is in a bit of a hush as Gregorian monk chants come on through the loudspeakers. Star is standing on the second turnbuckle looking at the entranceway, where standing are the 4 men in black hoods and robes who attacked him on Tuesday.)

JESSE: Whoa. Blast from the past!

VIOLET: Who are those guys, Jesse?

JESSE: Beats me. I_m the LAST to know these things.

(The 4 hooded men stand outside of the ring, right next to the apron. New Jack and Corey Johnson lunge to attack one of the hooded men, when a flash comes from his hand. When the eyes have adjusted, New Jack and Corey Johnson are rolling on the ground in pain. Rufus waddles over to the other side, where one of the hooded men quickly punches him in the face knocking him out. The other 2 hooded men who haven_t acted yet grab Jessica Carter and start heading to the back.)

JESSE: Gee, are we gonna have a WWF-like sacrifice? Damn Ministry ripping off the Dark Church in every way.

VIOLET: I don_t know what is going on here. Star isn_t happy and he is running down the aisle to save Carter.

(Alex Star runs down the aisle and grabs Jessica Carter back from the hooded men. Carter runs back to ringside as Star points and yells at the hooded men. When Star turns back around, a fifth, much larger hooded man is behind him and picks Star up in Gorilla Press form. The huge man then runs with Star towards the ring and throws him over the top and back in, toppling the ladder. A booming laugh comes out over the loudspeakers as the 5 men walk to the locker rooms. The lights come back on and the match continues.)

VIOLET: I guess they didn_t really want Carter. They just wanted to spook Star.

JESSE: Kinda pointless if you ask me.

VIOLET: Well, my guess is that those guys are either the Ministry of Darkness from the WWF or your Dark Church.

JESSE: Please. I talked with the Rogue the other day and he said nothing about hoods and purple lights.

Alex Star whips Terrance M. Garvin into the turnbuckle.
Alex Star executes a kick to the groin on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star nails Terrance M. Garvin with a kick to the midsection.
Alex Star hits a short lariat on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star gets a dragon sleeper on Terrance M. Garvin.
Terrance M. Garvin escapes from the hold after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Alex Star runs into the ropes.
Alex Star goes for a short lariat, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with
a crucifix.
Terrance M. Garvin nails Alex Star with a Cradle DDT.
Terrance M. Garvin argues with the fans.
Terrance M. Garvin uses a dropkick on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin nails Alex Star with a Northern Lights suplex.
Terrance M. Garvin whips Alex Star into the ropes.
Alex Star takes Terrance M. Garvin down with the Running Forearm Smash.
Alex Star goes for a brain buster, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to climb the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is on his way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is half-way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is almost on top of the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is in grabbing distance.
Terrance M. Garvin dives for the IC Title, but he misses.

VIOLET: Star looks a bit shaken up from that whole experience with the unknown group, but anytime Garvin can capitalize, he misses.

Alex Star hits Terrance M. Garvin with the Running Forearm Smash.
Alex Star executes the Starscream on Terrance M. Garvin.
Terrance M. Garvin is struggling to reach the ropes.
Terrance M. Garvin is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Terrance M. Garvin is barely hanging in there.
Derek Aston checks Terrance M. Garvin's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up !
Terrance M. Garvin fights his way out of the hold after 42 seconds.
Terrance M. Garvin executes the Lithium on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to climb the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is on his way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is half-way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is almost on top of the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is in grabbing distance.
Alex Star knocks him off the ladder.
Alex Star nails Terrance M. Garvin with a dropkick to the groin.
Alex Star goes for a rolling cradle, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a dropkick, but Alex Star side-steps and
Terrance M. Garvin only hits air.
Alex Star tries to climb the ladder.
Alex Star is on his way up.
Alex Star is half-way up.
Alex Star is almost on top of the ladder.
Alex Star is in grabbing distance.
Terrance M. Garvin brings him down with a super fisherman buster.

VIOLET: WHAT A MOVE!!!!!

JESSE: Both guys are barely even moving.

Terrance M. Garvin and Alex Star both lay on the mat for about a minute.
Terrance M. Garvin locks Alex Star in an achilles tendon hold.
Alex Star escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Terrance M. Garvin hits the Liger Bomb on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to climb the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is on his way up.

VIOLET: Star isn_t moving. This could be it.

Terrance M. Garvin is half-way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is almost on top of the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is in grabbing distance.

JESSE: He has it!!!!

Alex Star knocks him off the ladder.

VIOLET: No!

Terrance M. Garvin begs off.
Alex Star hits a diamond cutter on Terrance M. Garvin.
Alex Star goes for the STF, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it.
Terrance M. Garvin hits Alex Star with a Cradle DDT.
Terrance M. Garvin takes Alex Star down with a leaping swinging DDT.
Terrance M. Garvin uses a springboard bulldog on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to climb the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is on his way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is half-way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is almost on top of the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is in grabbing distance.
Alex Star knocks him off the ladder.

VIOLET: Garvin is pulling out all the stops to GET to the ladder, but Star is pulling out all the stops to knock him off at the last second.

Terrance M. Garvin takes the small chain and uses it on him.
Terrance M. Garvin takes Alex Star down with a dropkick.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to climb the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is on his way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is half-way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is almost on top of the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is in grabbing distance.
Terrance M. Garvin dives for the IC Title, but he misses.
Terrance M. Garvin begs off.

JESSE: I can_t believe the way this is going.

Alex Star goes for the Inverted Tiger Driver, but Terrance M. Garvin
 counters it with a rolling cradle.
Terrance M. Garvin hits a go-behind on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a springboard bulldog, but Alex Star
 ducks out of the way.
Alex Star tries to climb the ladder.
Alex Star is on his way up.
Alex Star is half-way up.
Alex Star is almost on top of the ladder.
Alex Star is in grabbing distance.
Alex Star dives for the IC Title, but he misses.
Terrance M. Garvin nails Alex Star with a clothesline.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a bridging back suplex, but Alex Star blocks it.
Alex Star hits Terrance M. Garvin with the Running Forearm Smash.
Alex Star attempts to place Terrance M. Garvin on the turnbuckle, but
Terrance M. Garvin blocks it.
Alex Star goes for a flying axhandle, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with
a fist to the midsection.
Terrance M. Garvin executes a hiptoss on Alex Star.
Terrance M. Garvin executes a jumping side kick on Alex Star.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson enters the ring and hits Terrance M. Garvin with
a chair.
Terrance M. Garvin is out cold.
Alex Star hits Terrance M. Garvin with the Running Ligerbomb.
Alex Star goes for a dropkick to the groin, but Terrance M. Garvin
 side-steps and Alex Star only hits air.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to climb the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is on his way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is half-way up.
Terrance M. Garvin is almost on top of the ladder.
Terrance M. Garvin is in grabbing distance.
Alex Star knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
Alex Star puts Terrance M. Garvin in an airplane spin.
Terrance M. Garvin breaks the hold after 10 seconds.
'Cameraman' Corey Johnson tries to interfere, but Rufus prevents him
 from doing so.

VIOLET: We have a bit of infighting among the managers and bodyguards now. I hope this match rips the ACC/DX apart.

Terrance M. Garvin takes Alex Star down with a kick to the groin.
Terrance M. Garvin executes a bridging back suplex on Alex Star.
Alex Star punches the opponent in the windpipe..
Alex Star goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Terrance M. Garvin
 blocks it.
Terrance M. Garvin runs into the ropes.
Alex Star misses with an elbow.
Alex Star gets an armbar submission on Terrance M. Garvin.
Terrance M. Garvin breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Alex Star
 blocks it.
Alex Star locks Terrance M. Garvin in the Oriental Spike.
Terrance M. Garvin tries to escape the hold.
Terrance M. Garvin breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Terrance M. Garvin goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Alex Star
 counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.

VIOLET: Devastating move.

JESSE: Star_s eyes are open wide now.

Alex Star sets the ladder back up.
Alex Star tries to climb the ladder.
Alex Star is on his way up.
Alex Star is half-way up.

JESSE: He is halfway there.....

Alex Star is almost on top of the ladder.
Alex Star is in grabbing distance.
Alex Star has retrieved the IC Title.

The winner is Alex Star. Time of match: 0:17:25
~~~~~~

VIOLET: STAR DOES IT!!! He retrieves the IC Title in a hard fought match.

JESSE: Well, I wished for both guys to hurt each other and they did. I don_t care who wins, we got to see two stablemates rip into each other.

VIOLET: Star seemed haunted by those hoods, but it doesn_t matter now.

JESSE: I still wanna know who those guys are.

VIOLET: Well, right now, the managers of these two are helping to carry them to the back. They will be aching for weeks.

JESSE: Wow, they said it was gonna be a helluva match.....and they didn_t disappoint. Now we just have to wait and see if it REALLY is better than our main event.

VIOLET: I don_t know, but the champ, Mark Paris and Most Holy have a tough act to follow.

JESSE: We finally have made it to the main event!!! Man, I can_t wait.

VIOLET: It_s been a long awaited one, with much talk and fanfare surrounding it. Two former best friends finally clash after months of feuding.

JESSE: Mostest was never known to be in Paris_ infamous AGW Clique, and word is that Clique members caused the rift between these two. I always knew Paris couldn_t think for himself.

VIOLET: The talk is over. We are about to get to the World Title matchup.

(the ring announcer enters the ring.)

Announcer: Thank you, Los Angeles. It is now time for the MAIN EVENT!!!!!

(crowd pops huge)

Announcer: But first, our guest celebrities. First, our guest timekeeper......one of the great young actresses of the 90s and a closet wrestling fan.....here is Winona Ryder!!!

(crowd pops, as most of them only know her from Beetlejuice anyways)

Announcer: And our guest ring announcer......a top action movie draw and one of the most prolific stars of Hollywood....here is.....Kurt Russell!!!!

(crowd pops hugely, as Russell is a cult favorite)

Announcer: And the special referee. A former Anything Goes Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion and key member of ACC/DX  (crowd boos) The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!!!!

(the male fans boo, and the female fans cheer.....token Michaels reception. The announcer gives the mic to Mr. Russell.)

Kurt Russell: Thank you L.A. I can tell you one thing....it will take a lot for either of these men to ESCAPE from L.A.  HA!!! 

(crowd cheers)

Kurt Russell: This contest is a no-DQ no-countout match scheduled for one fall, with a 60 minute time limit.
It is for the AGW World Heavyweight Title.

Introducing first...
Led to the ring by the lovely Zoe Burgess...
Hailing from Lawrence, Kansas...
Weighing in at a very fit 224 pounds...

"The man who claims to be Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy

His opponent...
Led to the ring by the dangerous and seductive Rachel Morris...
From Cleveland, Ohio...
Weighing in at 237 pounds...

The AGW World Heavyweight Champion...
"The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris

(The lights go out just before the bell rings. A purple haze comes into being all over the arena. The now five hooded figures walk slowly down to the ring and surround 2 sides of it, with the managers of both Mark Paris and Most Holy being on the other sides. The lights come back in, as the hooded figures just stand there.)

VIOLET: Well, from the looks of things, either the hooded folks are not ONLY after Alex Star, or they are protecting this match FROM ACC/DX.

JESSE: Who knows.

They lock up.
Mark Paris uses a running neckbreaker drop on Most Holy.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, shoulder up.

VIOLET: That clothesline move is from the late legendary Giant Baba.

Mark Paris throws Most Holy out of the ring.
Mark Paris goes for a baseball slide, but Most Holy moves out of the way.
Mark Paris is out cold.

JESSE: That move is from one of those really crappy baseball teams.....um.....

VIOLET: How about your Twins.

JESSE: Nah, I was thinking more of the Orioles.

Most Holy throws Mark Paris back into the ring.
Most Holy puts Mark Paris in an abdominal stretch.
Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds.
Most Holy executes a bodyslam on Mark Paris.
Most Holy whips Mark Paris into the ropes.
Mark Paris hits Most Holy with the Running Forearm Smash.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Paris yells "That's how it's done, kids!".

VIOLET: Paris isn_t getting much offense, but what he IS doing is high-impact.

Most Holy begs off.
Mark Paris nails Most Holy with a Tombstone.
Mark Paris locks Most Holy in a Boston crab.
Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 35 seconds.
Mark Paris yells "That's how it's done, kids!".

VIOLET: Mostest was in that hold for a long time. His back is hurting.

JESSE: The hooded men are still just standing in place. I would have thought they would get involved at this point.

Mark Paris goes for a choke against the ropes, but Most Holy blocks it.
Most Holy nails Mark Paris with a Frankensteiner.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Mark Paris hits Most Holy.
Mark Paris hits Most Holy.
Mark Paris hits Most Holy.
Most Holy kicks Mark Paris.
Most Holy punches Mark Paris.
Mark Paris kicks Most Holy.
Mark Paris hits Most Holy.
Most Holy kicks Mark Paris.
Most Holy chops Mark Paris.

VIOLET: This is a slugfest now.....something I counted on the match becoming eventually.

Mark Paris punches Most Holy.
Mark Paris uses a Death Valley Driver on Most Holy.
Mark Paris puts Most Holy in a sleeperhold.
Most Holy breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 5 seconds.
Mark Paris goes for an abdominal stretch, but Most Holy counters it with a punch
.
Most Holy executes a powerslam on Mark Paris.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it.

(The crowd rises to their feet and look toward the ring to see Alex Star
 emerge from the back.  He walks toward to ringside, toward the timekeeper.
 He taps the timekeeper and motions for him to get up.  When the timekeeper
 relinquishes the seat, Star takes the chair and sets it up right beside the
 ring.  He then sits down as the the crowd boos.  Mark Paris and Most Holy
 notice this, and don't really know what to make of it.  Regardless, the
 battle in the ring continues.)

Most Holy hits Mark Paris with a shoulderblock.
Most Holy goes for an abdominal stretch, but Mark Paris reverses it.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Most Holy begs off.
Mark Paris hits Most Holy with an overhead head and arm suplex.
Mark Paris gets a sleeperhold on Most Holy.
Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds.
Mark Paris attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy
 blocks it.
Most Holy goes for a superkick, but Mark Paris ducks out of the way.
Most Holy begs off.
Mark Paris hits a power bomb on Most Holy.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Paris gets a Boston crab on Most Holy.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Most Holy.

JESSE: Paris is countering many of Most Holy_s moves at this point. I think Mostest was a bit too emotional coming in, and wasn_t actually prepared to fight.

VIOLET: I disagree, he just hasn_t gotten started yet.

JESSE: Most Holy is known for ending matches early, and he ain_t doing it. Now he is in the finisher.

Most Holy tries to escape the hold.
Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 28 seconds.

VIOLET: Most Holy reaches the ropes. Wait, what_s this?

JESSE: One of those hooded figures just handed the shovel to Most Holy!!!!

Most Holy takes the shovel and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, in the ropes...

VIOLET: Good call. Michaels is doing a somewhat decent job as ref here.

JESSE: Doubt it will last.

Most Holy whips Mark Paris into the ropes.
Mark Paris misses with a clothesline.
Most Holy executes the Holy Roller and goes for the pin.
Shawn Michaels counts one, two,...........

 (Alex Star quickly gets up from his seat and yanks the referee out of the
 ring.  The crowd EXPLODES into boos.  Paris is still
down, but Most Holy is up and looks furious.  Most Holy bounces off of the ropes and runs            toward Star with a baseball slide.  Star sees this coming all the way, but does not attempt to
dodge the move.  Instead, he takes the two items that were in his pocket and
discretely rolls them into the ring.  Most Holy doesn't notice this, but Mark
Paris does. The Mostest then nails Star with the aforementioned baseball
slide, knocking him backward into the guardrail.  Mark Paris picks up the
two items, two rolls of quarters, and puts one roll into each hand as he
reaches his feet.  Referee HBK turns around to check on the commotion
outside of the ring, while Most Holy focuses his attention back on Mark
Paris.  As he turns around, Paris excutes an earringer with a roll of
quarters in each hand.  Paris manages to connect squarely with each of Most
Holy's temples, causing him to collapse to the mat.  Quarters fly
everywhere, and Ref Shawn Michaels turns back around, but not in time to
actually see anything.  By this time, Star has recovered, and he smirks as
he walks back to the locker room area.)

Mark Paris executes the Hardcore Revolution.
Mark Paris goes for the pin.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, in the ropes.... 
Mark Paris hits Most Holy with an elbow.
Mark Paris goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Most Holy counters it with
a crucifix.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Mark Paris counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Most Holy counters it with a backslide.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, kickout.
Most Holy kicks Mark Paris.
Most Holy punches Mark Paris.
Mark Paris kicks Most Holy.
Most Holy hits Mark Paris.
Mark Paris punches Most Holy.
Most Holy punches Mark Paris.

VIOLET: And these two are fighting on the ground, just brawling.

Most Holy whips Mark Paris into the ropes.
Zoe Burgess pulls down the top rope.
Most Holy goes through the ropes.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris.

JESSE: Burgess is doing whatever she can to distract Holy.

Most Holy goes for a superkick, but Mark Paris ducks out of the way.
Mark Paris sets up a table.
Mark Paris sets up Most Holy on the table.
Mark Paris tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

VIOLET: Most Holy knocked Paris off of the table and head first into the ringsteps.

JESSE: He is busted completely open now. 

Mark Paris is busted wide open.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Zoe Burgess.
Most Holy goes for an armdrag takedown, but Mark Paris counters it with
spinning headscissors.
Mark Paris goes for the Extreme Measure, but Most Holy counters it with
an arm bite.

JESSE: HA!!! That_s an interesting counter.

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Most Holy executes a bodyslam on Mark Paris.
Most Holy sets up Mark Paris on the table.
Most Holy tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a DDT, but he
blocks it.
Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Most Holy blocks it.

VIOLET: Neither man can get off their DDT on top of that table.

Most Holy whips Mark Paris into the guardrail.
Most Holy takes Mark Paris down with a Frankensteiner.
Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Mark Paris counters it with
a backward kick.
Mark Paris sets up Most Holy on the table.
Mark Paris tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a piledriver, but he
blocks it.

VIOLET: Again, the move is blocked.

JESSE: Pretty tame for an outside of the ring brawl.

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Most Holy knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps.
Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Most Holy.
Mark Paris knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps.
Mark Paris knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps.
Mark Paris goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Most Holy counters it with
a hiptoss.
Most Holy executes a Frankensteiner on Mark Paris.
Most Holy sets up Mark Paris on the table.
Most Holy tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a flying legdrop,
 but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.

VIOLET: OH NO!!!!

JESSE: Most Holy may have lost the match right there. Paris smells an opportunity to take advantage.

Mark Paris takes Most Holy down with a low blow.
Mark Paris takes Most Holy down with a Tombstone.
Mark Paris is handed a fire extinguisher.
Mark Paris hits him with the fire extinguisher.
Mark Paris executes a bodyslam on Most Holy.
Mark Paris knocks Most Holy into the ringpost.
Mark Paris sets up a table.
Mark Paris whips Most Holy into the guardrail.
Mark Paris is handed the sap glove.
Mark Paris hits him with the sap glove.

JESSE: This is not even funny anymore.

VIOLET: Most Holy is being beaten all over the ringside area. They are fighting around those hooded men.

They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Paris executes a backdrop driver on Most Holy.
Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Most Holy.
Mark Paris hits him with the sap glove.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Paris takes Most Holy down with a back heel kick.
Mark Paris knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps.
Mark Paris takes Most Holy down with a low blow.
Mark Paris sets up Most Holy on the table.

JESSE: Well, I have a feeling things are about to get worse.

Mark Paris tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a flying elbowdrop,
 but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.

VIOLET: This could be the opportunity Most Holy needed.

Most Holy whips Mark Paris into the guardrail.
Most Holy takes Mark Paris down with neck-scissors.
Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Mark Paris counters it with a facerake.
Mark Paris is handed a sledgehammer.
Mark Paris takes a swing at Most Holy with the sledgehammer, but he
 gets out of the way.
Most Holy snatches the sledgehammer from him.
Most Holy hits him with the sledgehammer.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Most Holy nails Mark Paris with a double-axhandle chop.
Most Holy sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Zoe Burgess.
Most Holy sets up Mark Paris on the table.
Most Holy executes an elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.

JESSE: That move may have been just enough to daze Paris.

Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris.
Most Holy whips Mark Paris into the guardrail.
Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

VIOLET: Zoe is doing everything she can to distract Paris.

Mark Paris goes for a bodyslam, but Most Holy counters it with an elbowsmash.
Most Holy uses a kick to the head on Mark Paris.

JESSE: That kick knocked Paris back into the guardrail. He looks very dazed.

VIOLET: Most Holy is smiling. He is going back into the ring sensing that Paris is ready for the kill.

(Just then, two of the hooded men jump on the ring apron, distracting Most Holy and referee Michaels.)

Most Holy reenters the ring.

(Out of nowhere, a figure in black and dark blue clothing rushes out from the back. He grabs Most Holy_s shovel, and hits Mark Paris in the back of the head with it just as he reenters the ring. Mark Paris staggers two steps forward and collapses. The man who rushed out turns around and decks one of the hooded men with the shovel in the head as well. He then walks backwards as the announcing team recognizes him....)

VIOLET: No way!!! I thought they were gone!!!!

JESSE: YES!!! It_s the DARK ROGUE!!!!!!!

VIOLET: Oh, I bet Garvin_s gonna be pissed now.

(The Dark Rogue backsteps to the top of the aisle rampway, where he meets the Black Knight and Black Mage. Together they face the ring.)

Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Mark Paris.
Most Holy goes for the pin.
Shawn Michaels counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:12:23
~~~~~

VIOLET: IT_S OVER!!!!!! MOST HOLY IS THE NEW AGW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!

JESSE: Wow, what a matchup. Most Holy is looking at the rampway now.

(Most Holy looks at the rampway at the newly returned Dark Church. The 3 Church members all make the signs of the Celtic Cross in respect to Most Holy and they walk to the back. Just then, the 5 hooded men enter the ring. Most Holy looks warily at the hooded men who then in unison take their masks off. Under the masks are Brad Steel, Tregoren, Paul Vega, Sean Blake and Kid Nitro.)

JESSE: NO!!! It was those guys the whole time?!?!?!

VIOLET: I guess so. The league_s good guys didn_t need me to come together after all.

JESSE: Oh man, where_s my barf-bag.

(All 5 of the ex-hooded men then shake Most Holy_s hand as the Mostest celebrates in the ring. The other LOS members along with many other assorted wrestlers not affiliated with the Corporation or ACC/DX come out to celebrate. Shawn Michaels slyly exits the ring and throws his hand at the ring in disgust.)

JESSE: I_m glad Michaels shares the same feeling about this stuff. Hey, what was with that comment about Garvin getting mad about the return of.....

VIOLET: Oh nothing, it just seemed like the thing to say. Hey, I tell you what Jesse. I_m going to go and join in on the celebration. This day marks the start of the MOST HOLY ERA of being CHAMPION!!!!

JESSE: You do that. Hey, he can now be called the first man to hold both the NEWF AND AGW World Titles in his career. In fact, he beat Speed for it. Hey Vi, before you leave, where has Speed been?

VIOLET: I don_t know.......one of our cameras in the back has spotted Speed.

(AGW Owner and head of the Corporation, Speed Racer, is in a back room with Bill Goldberg, Joshua Gardner and Chocolate Thunder.)

Speed Racer: *in a disgusted voice* God damn, I figured you guys would choke eventually.

Bill Goldberg: Hey!!! Maybe you should have been just a bit better as leader. Hell, Mark has been leading us while you_ve been in your office doing interns.

Joshua Gardner: Hey, Bill, calm down. Speed, come on. We have created the most powerful force in the AGW. Not just you or Mark, it was ALL of us. 

Speed Racer: Well, you guys lost Steel, Hybrid AND Thompson, and while CDogg is a very capable replacement for them, we NEED numbers.

Chocolate Thunder: Hey, I gots connections, Speedy.

Speed Racer: I suggest ALL of you use your connections or else I_ll make sure the Corporation goes down faster than one of the Godfather_s ho_s. I_m outta here!

(Speed gets up and slams the door to the room.)

Bill Goldberg: What an ass.

(screen goes back to Violet and Jesse who are in disbelief.)

VIOLET: You know what makes this night really successful? BOTH the Corporation and ACC/DX are having trouble within their ranks. Those things coupled with Most Holy_s title reign have made this the most meaningful AGW PPV yet.

JESSE: Yeah yeah. It_s a bit too mushy in my book, but I_m still wondering why the Corporation weren_t down there to help Paris once they found out it was 10 on 1. Ahhh, who cares? Let_s party!!!

VIOLET: We are done in L.A.!!! HA, look at Kurt Russell celebrating with Most Holy in there. Jimmy Crush has brought Twinkies for everybody in there!! This is great!! Fans, we hope you enjoyed this event as much as we did. Next month, the AGW will have it_s third annual Ringmaster tournament. And tune in to the abbreviated AGT this week. For Jesee The Body, this is Violet Morris saying....GOOD NIGHT!!!!

(Violet and Jesse begin to party in the ring with the wrestlers, as the camera fades away and the credits roll.)