AGW KING OF HEARTS PPV Toronto, Canada June 20, 1999 Pitch black. Total darkness. Slowly, a picture brightens and starts to focus on the Jumbotron, not just any picture but one of Owen Hart standing in the center of the ring, the referee holding his arm in the air. _Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise and share with us a moment of silence for a fallen superstar, Owen Hart._ The crowd rises to it_s feet and complete silence fills the arena, a minute passes and Owen picture fades and the AGW logo lights up the Jumbotron, the crowd roars it_s approval and the fireworks package fly across the arena. The camera pans down to Mort Easke and a young man sitting at the announcers booth. Mort: "Good evening everyone and welcome to Toronto, Ontario, Canada...damn, Canada_s just got to use three names for everthing..." Bob: "Actually, Toronto is the name of the city..." Mort: "Who the hell are you?" Bob: "I_m Bob Hall and I_m your new broadcast partner." Mort: "Aren_t you a little young?" Bob: "I graduated from CSB last month..." Mort: "CSB?" Bob: "Columbia Scool of Broadcasting...HOLD ON....WE_VE GOT SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE BACK..." Mort slowly shakes his head and looks at the jumbotron. The Jumbotron lights up, showing four men standing outside the Dungeon of Mediocrity_s locker room. The Total Package kicks the door down and they all of them charge into the locker room beating up on everyone of the member's of the Dungeon of Mediocrity. Silkk the Shocker takes a steel chair and smacks El Luchador, then Rampage choke slams El Luchador through a bench in the locker room. Stealth hits Matt Technician with the Stealth Bomber and then he delivers a piledriver to him onto the ground. Total Package grabs a garbage can and slams it down on Extremely Hardcore Brawler, and Stealth and Rampage executes a double running chokeslam onto the garbage can on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Then Silkk the Shocker spray paint NO LIMIT all over the room and they leave laughing. Mort: "Oh jeez..." Bob: "OHMIGOD...WHO WERE THOSE GUYS? WHAT A BRUTAL ATTACK...WHAT INHUMANITY....WHAT...WHAT...what?" Bob finally notices Mort staring at him. Mort: "You...you ever hear of Prozac? It would appear that the No Limit Soldiers are in the AGW....Silkk the Shocker, Stealth, Rampage...Blood Runs Cold had better watch out..." Bob: "But they BRUTALLY attacked The Dungeon..." Mort: "Relax kid, it was a joke, let_s just go to the first damn match..." This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Greenwich, Connecticut... Weighing in at 250 pounds... Token Minority Jobber As TMJ slowly makes his way down the ramp,Total Package and Silkk the Shocker sneak up from behind and whack him in the head with a steel chair. Then Total Package hits him with the Total Stunner on top of the steel chair. Then Total Package makes Token Minority Jobber get to his feet, he swings him towards the ramp and Silkk the Shocker hits him in the face with a steel chair. Then they will leave laughing. Bob: "AND THE ATTACK TMJ AGAIN!! WHAT KIND OF BRUTALITY IS THAT?" Mort: "Kid, it_s called a steel chair to the damn head. Relax a little, TMJ is already getting to his feet and now we can see if Matt Grendel will take advantage of this..." His opponent... Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada... Weighing in at 239 pounds... Matt Grendel They lock up. Matt Grendel goes for an earringer, but Token Minority Jobber counters it with a backdrop. Matt Grendel leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Matt Grendel runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Matt Grendel uses a bulldog headlock on Token Minority Jobber. Matt Grendel yells "GOD I SUCK!!!". Bowen Murphy removes the chair from the ring. Matt Grendel uses a bridging back suplex on Token Minority Jobber. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Matt Grendel hits Token Minority Jobber with the Liger Bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, in the ropes... Matt Grendel goes for a standing dropkick, but Token Minority Jobber side-steps and Matt Grendel only hits air. Token Minority Jobber throws Matt Grendel out of the ring. Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Matt Grendel reenters the ring. Mort: "Well, Grendel tried but it look like Jobber_s got his head cleared....poor Grendel..." Token Minority Jobber hits Matt Grendel with a kneelift. Token Minority Jobber kicks Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber kicks Matt Grendel. Matt Grendel goes for a bulldog headlock, but Token Minority Jobber throws him off. Token Minority Jobber catches Matt Grendel in a front facelock. Matt Grendel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Matt Grendel begs off. Matt Grendel places Token Minority Jobber on the turnbuckle. Matt Grendel goes for a top-rope DDT, but Token Minority Jobber counters it with a front-layout superplex. Token Minority Jobber goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Matt Grendel rolls out of the way. Matt Grendel is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Matt Grendel goes for a savate kick, but Token Minority Jobber ducks out of the way. Token Minority Jobber hits a lariat on Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber hits a dropkick on Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber hits a vertical suplex on Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber punches Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber kicks Matt Grendel. Matt Grendel punches Token Minority Jobber. Matt Grendel kicks Token Minority Jobber. Matt Grendel executes a chop on Token Minority Jobber. Matt Grendel nails Token Minority Jobber with a DDT. Matt Grendel goes for a dragon sleeper, but Token Minority Jobber counters it with a facerake. Token Minority Jobber hits a facerake on Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber chops Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber kicks Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber locks Matt Grendel in a front facelock. Matt Grendel tries to escape the hold. Matt Grendel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Token Minority Jobber lets go after 11 seconds. Token Minority Jobber nails Matt Grendel with the Rocker Dropper. Token Minority Jobber goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Matt Grendel counters it with a legsweep. Matt Grendel hits Token Minority Jobber with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Matt Grendel takes Token Minority Jobber down with a bulldog headlock. Matt Grendel whips Token Minority Jobber into the ropes. Matt Grendel hits Token Minority Jobber with a kick. Matt Grendel yells "GOD I SUCK!!!". Matt Grendel hits Token Minority Jobber with a cartwheel kick. Matt Grendel takes Token Minority Jobber down with a swinging neckbreaker. Matt Grendel whips Token Minority Jobber into the ropes. Matt Grendel misses with a clothesline. Matt Grendel hits Token Minority Jobber with an elbow. Matt Grendel catches Token Minority Jobber in a short arm scissors. Token Minority Jobber tries to escape the hold. Token Minority Jobber reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Matt Grendel runs into the ropes. Matt Grendel takes Token Minority Jobber down with a swinging neckbreaker. Matt Grendel whips Token Minority Jobber into the turnbuckle. Matt Grendel uses a savate kick on Token Minority Jobber. Matt Grendel throws Token Minority Jobber out of the ring. Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Token Minority Jobber reenters the ring. Matt Grendel places Token Minority Jobber on the turnbuckle. Matt Grendel uses a top-rope DDT on Token Minority Jobber. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Matt Grendel goes for a savate kick, but Token Minority Jobber ducks out of the way. Token Minority Jobber throws Matt Grendel out of the ring. Token Minority Jobber goes through the ropes. Bowen Murphy counts: 1. Token Minority Jobber knocks Matt Grendel into the ringpost. Token Minority Jobber nails Matt Grendel with an armdrag takedown. Bowen Murphy counts: 2. Token Minority Jobber hits a kick to the head on Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber reenters the ring. Matt Grendel follows him back in. Token Minority Jobber does the "running man". Token Minority Jobber catches Matt Grendel in a front facelock. Matt Grendel is struggling to reach the ropes. Matt Grendel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Token Minority Jobber whips Matt Grendel into the ropes, but Matt Grendel reverses it. Token Minority Jobber uses a flying clothesline on Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber hits Matt Grendel with an earringer. Matt Grendel begs off. Token Minority Jobber hits a DDT on Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber hits Matt Grendel with an earringer. Token Minority Jobber runs into the ropes. Token Minority Jobber executes a flying clothesline on Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber executes a facerake on Matt Grendel. Token Minority Jobber uses a vertical suplex on Matt Grendel. Matt Grendel begs off. Token Minority Jobber goes for a vertical suplex, but Matt Grendel blocks it. Matt Grendel locks Token Minority Jobber in an octopus hold. Token Minority Jobber is valiantly trying to break the hold. Token Minority Jobber is inching his way towards the ropes. Token Minority Jobber reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Matt Grendel executes the Dead Broke on Token Minority Jobber. Matt Grendel goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The winner is Matt Grendel. Time of match: 0:09:25 Mort: "GRENDEL WINS! MATT GRENDEL WINS THE OPENING MATCH! Damn, Max Wagner won on Tuesday and now Grendel pulls out a win tonight...maybe I should go bet some money on Skywalker tonight..." Bob: "That incredibly brutal attack by the No Limit..." Mort: "Bob...shut up..." ("Reprise Instrumental" by DJ Quik blares, and the crowd boos loudly as Alex Star, Mark Starr, and the bodyguard New Jack make their way to the ring. Star is wearing a yellow bandanna which covers his hair; while New Jack is holding Star's World Tag Title Belt. The boos intensify as Starr and New Jack enter the ring. Finally, Star enters the ring and spins around several times with his arms extended. He seems to be acting a bitstrange.) ALEX STAR: *screaming* IT'S ME, IT'S ME; IT'S THE ACC!! *crowd boos* MARK STARR: You know, the Corporation doesn't even exist anymore. NEW JACK: Yeah, we crushed doze fools. ALEX STAR: So I guess it doesn't really make sense to be called the Anti-Corporate Crew, does it? Well then, we're all just one big happy DX family! *crowd boos* But now, on to business. SMOOTH OPERATOR ... GET OUT HERE! (The Funked Out Jazz version of Gen-X's theme music kicks up as Smooth Operator emerges from the tunnel. He is flanked by Anaconda, MOD, and ThePreacher; just in case DX has some dirty trick planned. The crowd pops loudly for them, but Alex Star quickly interrupts this love fest.) ALEX STAR: That's far enough. A few weeks ago, after that BLATANT display of jealous thinly disguised as an attack on Alex Star, I was given the right to book any kind of six man match invloving DX and Gen-X. And so the match was created. You, Anaconda, and the Preacher vs. Shawn Michaels,Terrance Garvin, and Mark Starr. SMOOTH OPERATOR: Yeah, So? ALEX STAR: Well you see, Smoothie, that match is just not going to happen.... and it was never suppposed to happen from the start. Do you actually think that Alex Star would waste this match by telling you what it would be before the night of the PPV. I don't think so. So listen up, and listen good, because this match is gonna have a few changes. (Star takes a deep breath, while the crowd boos) ALEX STAR: First of all, The Preacher can just spend the night reading quoting John 3:16 or something, because he will be replaced in THIS match by Mountain of Darkness. That's right, I want all of the GEN-X big men involved in this. MARK STARR: Look more like the new version of the Fat Boys then a six-man tag team. ALEX STAR: Change number two: Shawn Michaels and Terrance Garvin will NOT be involved in this match; because frankly, they have more important things to do. Of course, Alex Star won't be wrestling in this match either,because I'll be too busy MAIN EVENTING ... *crowd boos yet again*. So your opponents will be Joaquin Campos, the man who DESTROYED MOD on Tuesday; The Duck; and Mr. Mark Starr! And did I mention that the match will take place in a cage. (The Gen-X members look at each other and start laughing) ALEX STAR: HOLD ON!! I'm not done yet. This match will have a special stipulation never seen before in AGW. It will be a "DO YOUR JOB" Match. The first man to be either pinned or forced to submit will WIN the match for his team.So the only way to WIN the match, is to do the JOB. And just in case youget any ideas, AGW boss Speed Racer has assured me that anybody wrestling in this match who does not give their BEST EFFORT, will be suspended without pay for one month. Also, due to the strange nature of this match, the winning side will RECIEVE 100 percent of the pay for this match; the losing side will recieve NO MONEY for thier work tonight. So you see Smooth,anyway you look at it, Gen-X is gonna be jobbed out tonight! *the boos continue to grow* (At this point, Gen-X members do look visibly upset. Alex Star just smiles as he holds the microphone to his face one last time). ALEX STAR: Oh yeah ... one last thing. There will be an EXTRA SPECIAL guest referee for this match. And his name is ... ... ALEX STAR!!! NOW HIT THE MUSIC!!! (DJ Quik's "Reprise Instrumental" blares once again as the Star, Starr, and New Jack leave through the crowd. Smooth Operator and the rest of Gen-X just shake their heads, not quite sure what just happened; and then head tothe back.) Bob: "A _DO THE JOB_ MATCH! A FIRST IN THE AGW!" Mort: "Um...Star already said that...You got anything original to say?" Bob: "Um...uh...Star faces Most Holy for the World Title tonight?" Mort: "Now that...was really, really quick thinking. Let_s get to the ring with Kid Nitro facing TV Champ Sinister Sean Blake." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW TV Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Amara... Fighting out of Tokyo, Japan... Weighing in at 231 pounds... Kid Nitro His opponent... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... Fighting out of Sinisterville... Weighing in at 270 pounds... The AGW TV Champion... "Sinister" Sean Blake They lock up. Sean Blake executes a low blow on Kid Nitro. Sean Blake nails Kid Nitro with a vertical suplex. Sean Blake goes for a stomachbreaker, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro hits Sean Blake with a backbreaker. Kid Nitro nails Sean Blake with an eye gouge. Sean Blake begs off. Kid Nitro whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Kid Nitro misses with a shoulderblock. Kid Nitro misses with a kick. Kid Nitro takes Sean Blake down with an enzuigiri. Kid Nitro runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits Sean Blake with an elbow. Kid Nitro sprays red mist into the air. Kid Nitro whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Kid Nitro misses with a shoulderblock. Sean Blake executes a choke slam on Kid Nitro. Sean Blake yells "Its over" to the crowd. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro misses with a clothesline. Kid Nitro hits Sean Blake with a kick. Kid Nitro goes for an enzuigiri, but Sean Blake ducks out of the way. Sean Blake punches Kid Nitro. Sean Blake chops Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro hits Sean Blake. Kid Nitro punches Sean Blake. Sean Blake kicks Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro chops Sean Blake. Kid Nitro chops Sean Blake. Kid Nitro chops Sean Blake. Kid Nitro goes for the Nitro Bomb, but Sean Blake counters it with a front-layout superplex. Sean Blake uses a heart punch on Kid Nitro. Sean Blake whips Kid Nitro into the ropes, but Kid Nitro reverses it. Kid Nitro hits Sean Blake with a shoulderblock. Kid Nitro executes a back elbow on Sean Blake. Kid Nitro hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Sean Blake. Kid Nitro catches Sean Blake in a double chickenwing submission. Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kid Nitro takes Sean Blake down with a bulldog headlock. Kid Nitro nails Sean Blake with a back elbow. Kid Nitro gets a figure-four leglock on Sean Blake. Sean Blake's shoulders are on the mat. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sean Blake's shoulders are on the mat. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake tries to fight the pain. Sean Blake's shoulders are on the mat. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake's shoulders are on the mat. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kid Nitro lets go after 26 seconds. Kid Nitro whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Kid Nitro misses with a shoulderblock. Sean Blake uses a swinging neckbreaker on Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro takes Sean Blake down with an earringer. Kid Nitro uses an eye gouge on Sean Blake. Kid Nitro whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Sean Blake hits Kid Nitro with rolling clothesline. Sean Blake whips Kid Nitro into the ropes. Sean Blake hits Kid Nitro with a shoulderblock. Sean Blake whips Kid Nitro into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits a koppo kick on Sean Blake. Kid Nitro goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake takes Kid Nitro down with a faceslam. Sean Blake punches Kid Nitro. Sean Blake chops Kid Nitro. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Sean Blake hits Kid Nitro with a kick. Sean Blake is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Kid Nitro gets a sleeperhold on Sean Blake. Sean Blake is inching his way towards the ropes. Kid Nitro lets go after 12 seconds. Kid Nitro hits a koppo kick on Sean Blake. Kid Nitro takes Sean Blake down with a backdrop. Kid Nitro nails Sean Blake with a back elbow. Kid Nitro hits Sean Blake with a tornado DDT. Kid Nitro goes for a figure-four leglock, but Sean Blake kicks him off. Sean Blake executes a low blow on Kid Nitro. Sean Blake nails Kid Nitro with a vertical suplex. Sean Blake executes a double underhook suplex on Kid Nitro. Sean Blake whips Kid Nitro into the ropes. Kid Nitro misses with a kick. Kid Nitro hits Sean Blake with a kick. Kid Nitro nails Sean Blake with a cartwheel kick. Kid Nitro whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Kid Nitro takes Sean Blake down with a clothesline. Kid Nitro executes a chop on Sean Blake. Kid Nitro whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Susan Blake pulls down the top rope. Sean Blake goes through the ropes. Sean Blake sets up a table. Sean Blake uses a diving shoulderblock on Kid Nitro. Sean Blake throws Kid Nitro back into the ring. Sean Blake goes for a choke slam, but Kid Nitro counters it with a kick to the thigh. In turn, Sean Blake counters it with a dragon screw. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits Sean Blake with a kick. Kid Nitro gives the sign for the Kaji Jinnai. Kid Nitro executes the Kaji Jinnai on Sean Blake. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The winner is Kid Nitro. Time of match: 0:07:30 Bob: "NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION! NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION! KID NITRO SQUEEKS ONE OUT OVER SEAN BLAKE..." Mort: "What the hell match did you watch? Give Blake credit but Nitro was just too much for him tonight...and...and...damnit, here comes Mark Starr..." [Mark Starr grabs the mic. from David Penzer] Mark: Hold up people. Before we start this little hootin-nanny, I have something to say. Mark Starr is tired of being called a lackey, a stooge, a nobody. Mark Starr is the greatest performer, Mark Starr is the most charasmatic, Mark Starr is the cream of the crop, and a damn handsome son of a gun to boot. Mark Starr is tired of sitting on the sidelines and cheering for the likes of Garvin, Micheals, and Alex Star. Alex: Whoa, whoa, Mark, like what the hell are you doing? Mark: What am I doing? WHAT AM I DOING? Alex: That is what I said. Mark: I am taking the ball and running with it. Mark Starr is taking over this taco stand. From now on, you guys listen to ME! Terrance: What-what-WHAT???!!! Shawn: Hold on there Spunky. Do you know who I am? I'm Shawn Micheals,the Icon, the Main Event, the SHOWSTOPPER! The sun rises and sets on my..... Mark: SHUT UP! You talk when I say so, you hear me Micheals? Shawn: I'm pretending none of this ever happened. You are damn lucky that you aren't on the wrong end of a grade A Shawn Micheals ass-kicking right now. Mark: Yeah, yeah, like whatever. Now what I want is this, all of you pansy-asses clear the ring except for me and Smooth Operator. You heard me. Me and Smooth, the winner gets a World Title shot. What do you say Smooth? Smooth: HAHAHAHA!! Mark: I'll take that as a yes. Now come on big fella, let's get it on. [Everyone just kinda shakes their heads but leave the ring and watch what happens between Mark and Smooth.] Mark: I should warn you Smooth, these hands are registered weapons. Smooth: Give me a break Starr. You better say your prayers. Mark: Sounds silly to me, but ok. Now I lay me down to sleep.... [Smooth charges Mark but Mark throws a fireball in his face. Then a huge fight breaks out on the outside as Mark puts the boots to the fallen Smooth.] Bob: "FIREBALL! FIREBALL! SMOOTH IS DOWN AND HURT!" Mort: "Yeah? No shit, he got hit with a fireball..." Bob: "The sheer competitive brutality of the AGW is clearly showing early on in the KOH pay per view." Mort stares at Bob again. Bob: "Um...it looks like Smooth is getting up and he looks a little upset...BUT HE_S NOT LEAVING THE RING! HE_S GOING TO STAY AND FIGHT!" Mort: "...apparently he wants paid...Let_s go to the ring for the first ever..._Do Your Job_ match...." ~~~~~ This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-six man tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... At a total combined weight of 1260 pounds... Big & Smooth and Mountain Of Darkness Their opponents... Led to the ring by Tessa, New Jack, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson and Rufus... At a total combined weight of 776 pounds... Mark Starr, "El Loco Luchador" Joaquin Campos and Quackman Anaconda vs Mark Starr They lock up. Mark Starr takes Smooth Operator down with a DDT. Mark Starr goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Smooth Operator counters it with a knee pull-up. Mark Starr begs off. Smooth Operator whips Mark Starr into the ropes. Mark Starr hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Mark Starr executes a powerslam on Smooth Operator. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Starr points to head. Mark Starr hits Smooth Operator with a dropkick. Mark Starr whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Mark Starr nails Smooth Operator with a spinning leg lariat. Mark Starr goes for a front facelock, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator grinds Mark Starr's face across the cage. Smooth Operator takes Mark Starr down with a Russian legsweep. Smooth Operator tags out to Anaconda. Quackman enters the ring and throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Mark Starr and Quackman whip Anaconda into the ropes. They hit Anaconda with a double clothesline. Quackman leaves the ring. Mark Starr goes for a DDT, but Anaconda throws him off. Anaconda takes Mark Starr down with a backspin DDT. Anaconda takes Mark Starr down with a bulldog headlock. Mountain Of Darkness enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mountain Of Darkness hits Mark Starr with a lariat. Anaconda nails Mark Starr with a flying bulldog. Mountain Of Darkness leaves the ring. Anaconda whips Mark Starr into the ropes. Anaconda takes Mark Starr down with a Hotshot. Anaconda tags out to Mountain Of Darkness. Quackman enters the ring and throws Anaconda out of the ring. Quackman leaves the ring. Mark Starr goes for a lariat, but Mountain Of Darkness ducks out of the way. Mountain Of Darkness whips Mark Starr into the turnbuckle. Mountain Of Darkness charges in with an avalanche, but Mark Starr moves out of the way. Mark Starr gives him a sleeperhold, but Mountain Of Darkness only stares at him. Mountain Of Darkness takes Mark Starr down with a lariat. Mountain Of Darkness uses a diving elbow smash on Mark Starr. Mountain Of Darkness uses a European uppercut on Mark Starr. Mountain Of Darkness executes a chop on Mark Starr. Mountain Of Darkness tags out to Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator and Mountain Of Darkness whip Mark Starr into the ropes. They attempt to hit Mark Starr with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Mark Starr hits them with a double clothesline. Mountain Of Darkness leaves the ring. Mark Starr hits Smooth Operator with a spinning leg lariat. Mark Starr whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator executes a short lariat on Mark Starr. Alex Star counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator tags out to Anaconda. Smooth Operator goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Starr counters it with a punch. Smooth Operator rolls out of the ring. Mark Starr goes for a kick to the midsection, but Anaconda blocks it. Anaconda nails Mark Starr with a football tackle. Anaconda puts Mark Starr in a chokehold. Mark Starr reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Anaconda goes for a German suplex, but Mark Starr counters it with an elbowsmash . Mark Starr tags out to Joaquin Campos. Smooth Operator enters the ring and throws Mark Starr out of the ring. Anaconda and Smooth Operator hit Joaquin Campos with a double forearm smash. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Anaconda takes Joaquin Campos down with a forearm to the back. Anaconda nails Joaquin Campos with a bulldog headlock. Anaconda hits a forearm to the back on Joaquin Campos. Anaconda runs into the ropes. Anaconda goes for a backspin DDT, but Joaquin Campos counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Joaquin Campos is going for the pin. Alex Star counts: One, two, kickout. Joaquin Campos uses the Garvin Stomp on Anaconda. Joaquin Campos tags out to Quackman. Quackman and Joaquin Campos hit Anaconda with a double DDT. Joaquin Campos leaves the ring. Quackman executes Air Sabu on Anaconda. Quackman whips Anaconda into the ropes. Quackman hits an enzuigiri on Anaconda. Anaconda bumps into Alex Star. Joaquin Campos enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Joaquin Campos uses a short lariat on Anaconda. Quackman gives him a diving shoulderblock, but Anaconda only stares at him. Joaquin Campos leaves the ring. Anaconda uses a football tackle on Quackman. Anaconda goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Quackman counters it with a kneelift. Quackman whips Anaconda into the ropes, but Anaconda reverses it. Quackman hits a flying forearm on Anaconda. There is no referee to count. Quackman gets back up. Quackman hits Anaconda with a back heel kick. Quackman uses an enzuigiri on Anaconda. Quackman goes for an enzuigiri, but Anaconda ducks out of the way. Alex Star is back on the job. Anaconda kicks Quackman. Quackman hits Anaconda. Quackman chops Anaconda. Anaconda hits Quackman. Quackman punches Anaconda. Anaconda hits Quackman. Anaconda hits Quackman. Quackman chops Anaconda. Anaconda hits Quackman. Quackman hits Anaconda. Quackman whips Anaconda into the turnbuckle. Quackman uses a dropkick to the knee on Anaconda. Quackman executes a backward kick on Anaconda. Quackman climbs to the top of the cage. Quackman gives him a flying forearm, but Anaconda doesn't budge. Quackman begs off. Anaconda tags out to Mountain Of Darkness. Mark Starr enters the ring and throws Anaconda out of the ring. Quackman and Mark Starr whip Mountain Of Darkness into the ropes. They hit Mountain Of Darkness with a double fist to the midsection. Mark Starr leaves the ring. Quackman nails Mountain Of Darkness with a diving shoulderblock. Quackman takes Mountain Of Darkness down with a clothesline. Quackman is going for the pin. Alex Star counts: One, shoulder up. Quackman gives him a dropkick to the knee, but Mountain Of Darkness doesn't even care. Mountain Of Darkness punches Quackman. Mountain Of Darkness hits Quackman. Mountain Of Darkness kicks Quackman. Mountain Of Darkness hits Quackman with a football tackle. Quackman begs off. Mountain Of Darkness uses a diving elbow smash on Quackman. Mountain Of Darkness uses a diving elbow smash on Quackman. Mountain Of Darkness goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Quackman ducks out of the way. Mountain Of Darkness uses a facebite on Quackman. Mountain Of Darkness takes Quackman down with a facebite. Mountain Of Darkness goes for a back suplex, but Quackman counters it with a facerake. Quackman nails Mountain Of Darkness with an enzuigiri. Quackman whips Mountain Of Darkness into the ropes. Quackman nails Mountain Of Darkness with a back heel kick. Quackman runs into the ropes. Mountain Of Darkness misses with a shoulderblock. Quackman hits Mountain Of Darkness with a clothesline. Mountain Of Darkness bumps into the cage. Mountain Of Darkness is out cold. Quackman hits Air Sabu on Mountain Of Darkness. Quackman executes a back heel kick on Mountain Of Darkness. Mark Starr enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Anaconda enters the ring and throws Mark Starr out of the ring. Anaconda leaves the ring. Mountain Of Darkness goes for a football tackle, but Quackman counters it with a DDT. Quackman is going for the pin. Alex Star counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Quackman runs into the ropes. Quackman goes for a back heel kick, but Mountain Of Darkness ducks out of the way. Mountain Of Darkness chops Quackman. Quackman hits Mountain Of Darkness. Quackman chops Mountain Of Darkness. Quackman chops Mountain Of Darkness. Quackman gives him a DDT, but Mountain Of Darkness doesn't even care. Quackman begs off. Mountain Of Darkness goes for an avalanche, but Quackman side-steps and Mountain Of Darkness only hits air. Quackman goes for an enzuigiri, but Mountain Of Darkness ducks out of the way. Mountain Of Darkness goes for a headbutt, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman hits Mountain Of Darkness with a dropkick to the knee. Quackman goes for Air Sabu, but Mountain Of Darkness blocks it. Mountain Of Darkness goes for a scorpion death drop, but Quackman counters it with a stone cold stunner. Alex Star counts: One, two, kickout. Joaquin Campos enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator enters the ring and throws Joaquin Campos out of the ring. Smooth Operator hits a short lariat on Quackman. Alex Star counts: One, two, kickout. Mountain Of Darkness gets a cobra clutch on Quackman. Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Mountain Of Darkness takes Quackman down with a legdrop. Mountain Of Darkness tags out to Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator and Mountain Of Darkness hit Quackman with a double flying lariat. Mountain Of Darkness goes for a lariat, but Quackman blocks it. Joaquin Campos catches Mountain Of Darkness in an airplane spin. Mountain Of Darkness tries to fight the pain. Mountain Of Darkness submits after 23 seconds. The winners are Mark Starr, Joaquin Campos and Quackman. Time of match: 0:11:15 (The same instant that the match ends, all four ringside Cameraman move in and gets a several close up shots of Joaquin Campos making MOD submit.) Bob: "DX WINS! DX WINS!" Mort: "Actually, Generation X wins...the person who got pinned or submitted actually wins the match." Bob: "Oh..." Mort: "That_s kinda what I thought about it too. The next match will make up for that silly ass crap though as the Women Champion...and might I add the ever lovely and luscious...Lil Flav takes on Tessa AND Katrina Morris." ~~~~~ one fall. It is for the AGW Women's Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo... Fighting out of Los Angeles, California... Weighing in at 129 pounds... Tessa Her opponent... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... Fighting out of New York City... Weighing in at 129 pounds... Katrina Morris Their opponent... Led to the ring by Chocolate Thunder... Hailing from Long Beach, California... Weighing in at 119 pounds... The AGW Women's Champion... Lil Flava Bob: "OHMIGOD...LOOK AT THE WRESTLING TIGHTS SHE_S WEARING..." Mort: "...you ask me for a kleenex at anytime during this match and I_ll kick your ass..." Tessa vs Katrina Morris They lock up. Tessa goes for a kick to the head, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Katrina Morris takes Tessa down with spinning headscissors. Katrina Morris goes for a catwalk Frankensteiner, but Tessa blocks it. Tessa whips Katrina Morris into the ropes, but Katrina Morris reverses it. Tessa misses with a shoulderblock. Katrina Morris hits a superkick on Tessa. Katrina Morris takes Tessa down with a kick to the head. Katrina Morris goes for a bulldog headlock, but Tessa counters it with a low blow. Tessa goes for a backbreaker, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Katrina Morris tags out to Lil Flava. Lil Flava whips Tessa into the ropes, but Tessa reverses it. Lil Flava hits Tessa with a thrust kick to the head. Lil Flava tags out to Katrina Morris. Tessa takes Katrina Morris down with a bulldog headlock. Tessa throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Tessa goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tessa reenters the ring. Katrina Morris follows her back in. Tessa tags out to Lil Flava. Lil Flava goes for a kick to the head, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Katrina Morris punches Lil Flava. Katrina Morris hits Lil Flava. Katrina Morris chops Lil Flava. Katrina Morris hits Lil Flava with a gutbuster. Katrina Morris uses a DDT on Lil Flava. Katrina Morris hits Lil Flava with a faceslam. Katrina Morris hits a jack-knife power bomb on Lil Flava. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Katrina Morris runs into the ropes. Katrina Morris misses with an elbow. Katrina Morris misses with an elbow. Lil Flava takes Katrina Morris down with a thrust kick to the head. Lil Flava takes Katrina Morris down with a jumping side kick. Lil Flava points to her chest. Lil Flava puts Katrina Morris in a cobra clutch. Katrina Morris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Lil Flava nails Katrina Morris with a forearm to the back. Lil Flava tags out to Tessa. Tessa throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Tessa goes through the ropes. Tessa sets up a table. Tessa whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Tessa takes Katrina Morris down with a dragon suplex. Tessa whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Tessa whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Tessa strikes a pose. Tessa sets up Katrina Morris on the table. Tessa tries to drive Katrina Morris through the table with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but she moves out of the way. The table didn't break. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Katrina Morris goes for the Deathvalley driver, but Tessa throws her off. Tessa whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Tessa knocks Katrina Morris into the ringsteps. Tessa goes for a kick to the head, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Katrina Morris knocks Tessa into the ringpost. Katrina Morris sets up Tessa on the table. Katrina Morris executes an Asai moonsault through the table. The table is broken in half. Katrina Morris whips Tessa into the guardrail. Katrina Morris whips Tessa into the guardrail. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Tessa nails Miss Jacqueline. Katrina Morris whips Tessa into the guardrail. Katrina Morris throws Tessa back into the ring. Katrina Morris goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tessa blocks it. Tessa hits Katrina Morris with a dragon suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Tessa uses a running lariat on Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris bumps into Derek Aston. Tessa is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Tessa gets back up. Tessa goes for an abdominal stretch, but Katrina Morris counters it with an elbowsmash. Katrina Morris goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tessa counters it with a low blow. Tessa nails Katrina Morris with a rana. There is no referee to count. Tessa gets back up. Derek Aston is back on the job. Tessa puts Katrina Morris in an abdominal stretch. Katrina Morris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tessa kicks Katrina Morris. Tessa kicks Katrina Morris. Tessa goes for a backbreaker, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Katrina Morris tags out to Lil Flava. Lil Flava runs into the ropes. Tessa hits Lil Flava with a clothesline. Tessa is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Tessa complains about a slow count. Tessa nails Lil Flava with a backbreaker. Lil Flava hits a lariat on Tessa. Lil Flava takes Tessa down with a jumping side kick. Lil Flava executes an avalanche on Tessa. Tessa begs off. Lil Flava uses a kneelift on Tessa. Lil Flava goes for a DDT, but Tessa blocks it. Tessa executes a flying clothesline on Lil Flava. Tessa hits Lil Flava with a kick to the head. Tessa is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Tessa whips Lil Flava into the ropes, but Lil Flava reverses it. Tessa executes a flying forearm on Lil Flava. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Tessa goes for a handspring moonsault, but Lil Flava gets his knees up. Lil Flava executes a thrust kick to the head on Tessa. Lil Flava whips Tessa into the turnbuckle, but Tessa reverses it. Lil Flava comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection. Tessa whips Lil Flava into the ropes. Tessa takes Lil Flava down with a flying clothesline. Tessa is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Tessa hits flying headscissors on Lil Flava. Tessa nails Lil Flava with a flying clothesline. Tessa goes for a backbreaker, but Lil Flava blocks it. Lil Flava goes for a kick to the head, but Tessa blocks it. Tessa takes Lil Flava down with flying headscissors. Tessa goes for a bulldog headlock, but Lil Flava blocks it. Lil Flava goes for a kick to the midsection, but Tessa counters it with a dragon screw. Tessa throws Lil Flava out of the ring. Tessa goes through the ropes. Chocolate Thunder comes from behind and distracts Tessa. Lil Flava is handed a wooden chair. Lil Flava hits her with the wooden chair. Lil Flava whips Tessa into the guardrail. Lil Flava hits her with the wooden chair. Lil Flava whips her into a wooden chair. The wooden chair is broken in half. Lil Flava goes for the Flava Of The Month, but Tessa counters it with a kick-off . They're brawling inside the ring area. Tessa hits a neck snap on Lil Flava. Tessa whips Lil Flava into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tessa reenters the ring. Lil Flava follows her back in. Tessa goes for a back suplex, but Lil Flava counters it with a bulldog. Tessa begs off. Lil Flava executes the Flava Of The Month on Tessa. Tessa is inching her way towards the ropes. Tessa is writhing in pain. Derek Aston asks Tessa if she's still there. Tessa nods. Tessa is barely hanging in there. Derek Aston asks Tessa if she's had enough. Tessa shakes her head. Derek Aston asks Tessa if she's had enough. Tessa shakes her head. Derek Aston checks Tessa's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Tessa fights her way out of the hold after 43 seconds. Tessa nails Lil Flava with a back suplex. Lil Flava takes Tessa down with a headlock takedown. Lil Flava hits Tessa. Lil Flava chops Tessa. Tessa chops Lil Flava. Lil Flava chops Tessa. Tessa chops Lil Flava. Tessa hits Lil Flava. Lil Flava punches Tessa. Lil Flava whips Tessa into the turnbuckle. Lil Flava runs shoulder-first into the corner. Lil Flava goes for a roundhouse kick, but Tessa blocks it. Tessa puts Lil Flava in an armbar submission. Lil Flava tries to escape the hold. Lil Flava reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Tessa goes for a dragon suplex, but Lil Flava blocks it. Lil Flava whips Tessa into the ropes, but Tessa reverses it. Lil Flava executes a thrust kick to the head on Tessa. Lil Flava puts Tessa in a leg hammerlock. Tessa tries to fight the pain. Tessa submits after 15 seconds. Tessa has been eliminated. The winner is Lil Flava. Time of match: 0:13:50 Mort: "THAT_S WHAT IT_S ALL ABOUT! ALMOST FOURTEEN MINUES OF THREE WOMEN GIVING IT ALL THEY_VE GOT!" Bob: "...make them jump some more..." Mort: "How much more do Lil Flava and Katrina Morris have left? They_ve got to be tired." Katrina Morris vs Lil Flava They lock up. Lil Flava begs off. Katrina Morris hits Lil Flava with a double underhook backbreaker. Katrina Morris hits a bulldog headlock on Lil Flava. Katrina Morris attempts to place Lil Flava on the turnbuckle, but Lil Flava blocks it. Katrina Morris chops Lil Flava. Katrina Morris hits Lil Flava. Lil Flava kicks Katrina Morris. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with an avalanche. Lil Flava puts Katrina Morris in a grapevine. Katrina Morris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Lil Flava locks Katrina Morris in a leg hammerlock. Katrina Morris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Lil Flava executes a thrust kick to the head on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with a jumping side kick. Lil Flava throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Lil Flava goes through the ropes. Lil Flava knocks Katrina Morris into the ringsteps. Lil Flava is handed a frying pan. Lil Flava hits her with the frying pan. Lil Flava whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Lil Flava executes a lariat on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava uses a kneedrop on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava sets up a table. Lil Flava sets up Katrina Morris on the table. Lil Flava tries to drive Katrina Morris through the table with a back suplex, but she blocks it. Katrina Morris knocks Lil Flava into the ringpost. Chocolate Thunder comes from behind and distracts Katrina Morris. Lil Flava executes a spin kick on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava hits her with the frying pan. Lil Flava hits her with a frying pan. Lil Flava points to her chest. Lil Flava hits her with the frying pan. Lil Flava whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Lil Flava throws Katrina Morris back into the ring. Lil Flava brings the the frying pan into the ring. Lil Flava goes for a kick to the thigh, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Katrina Morris executes a dropkick to the knee on Lil Flava. Katrina Morris hits her with a frying pan. Katrina Morris runs into the ropes. Katrina Morris hits Lil Flava with a shoulderblock. Katrina Morris whips Lil Flava into the ropes, but Lil Flava reverses it. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with a clothesline. Katrina Morris falls out of the ring. Lil Flava goes through the ropes. Lil Flava is handed a keyboard. Lil Flava hits her with the keyboard. Lil Flava sets up Katrina Morris on the table. Lil Flava tries to drive Katrina Morris through the table with a back suplex, but she blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lil Flava hits a thrust kick to the head on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava points to her chest. Lil Flava hits a bodyslam on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava sets up Katrina Morris on the table. Lil Flava tries to drive Katrina Morris through the table with a back suplex, but she blocks it. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Lil Flava nails Miss Jacqueline. Katrina Morris sets up Lil Flava on the table. Katrina Morris tries to drive Lil Flava through the table with an Asai moonsault , but she moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Lil Flava knocks Katrina Morris into the ringsteps. Lil Flava knocks Katrina Morris into the ringsteps. Lil Flava hits a legsweep on Katrina Morris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder comes from behind and distracts Katrina Morris. Lil Flava goes for the Flava Of The Month, but Katrina Morris counters it with a kick-off. Katrina Morris is handed a bottle. Katrina Morris hits her with the bottle. Lil Flava is busted wide open. Katrina Morris whips Lil Flava into the guardrail. Katrina Morris reenters the ring. Lil Flava follows her back in. Katrina Morris is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Terrance Garvin, Mark Starr, and Alex DiGiacomo come to ringside.Terrance and Mark climb in the ring. Alex throws salt in C-Dogg'seyes.Terrance superkicks Lil Flava in the back of the head. She falls face down on the mat. Then Terrance rolls her over, Tessa executes a falling headbutt on her crotch. Meanwhile, Mark Starr kicks Katrina in the stomach, then picks her up for a Tombstone piledriver. While he has her up, he puts her crotch right up in his face, he holds her there for a few seconds, then drops her right on her head. Smooth Operator comes running to the ring, Terrance slingshots himself over the ropes on top of Smooth, but Smooth catches Terrance and puts him in a bear hug. Alex picks up a chair and wallops Smooth in the back of the head. He drops Terrance, Terrance then 'low blows' Smooth from behind. He falls to the floor. Mark then pulls Lil Flava out of the ring and puts her on top of Smooth. As Terrance, Mark, and Alex leave, C-Dogg clears his eyes and sees Flava on top of Smooth.........] Bob: "CHOCOLATE THUNDER HAS PULLED FLAVA OFF OF SMOOTH AND IS PUTTING THE BOOTS TO HIM! CHOCOLATE THUNDER HAS BUSTED SMOOTH OPEN!" Mort: "Lil Flava seems to be okay, she_s pulling Chocolate off of Smooth....Smooth gets to his feet...obviously both men want to go at it but Lil Flava is telling both of them to go away..." Katrina Morris executes the Smooth Operation on Lil Flava. Lil Flava is inching her way towards the ropes. Lil Flava is barely hanging in there. Derek Aston asks Lil Flava if she's still there. Lil Flava nods. Derek Aston checks Lil Flava's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Lil Flava fights her way out of the hold after 38 seconds. Lil Flava is bleeding profusely. Lil Flava takes Katrina Morris down with a forearm to the back. Lil Flava chops Katrina Morris. Lil Flava punches Katrina Morris. Lil Flava throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Lil Flava goes through the ropes. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Lil Flava nails Miss Jacqueline. Katrina Morris knocks Lil Flava into the ringpost. Katrina Morris sets up a table. Katrina Morris takes Lil Flava down with a series of slaps. Katrina Morris sets up Lil Flava on the table. Katrina Morris executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Katrina Morris knocks Lil Flava into the ringsteps. Katrina Morris is handed a shovel. Katrina Morris hits her with the shovel. Katrina Morris executes a chop on Lil Flava. Katrina Morris sets up a table. Katrina Morris sets up Lil Flava on the table. Katrina Morris tries to drive Lil Flava through the table with a back suplex, but she blocks it. Lil Flava whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Lil Flava hits an elbowsmash on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Lil Flava uses a jumping side kick on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with a kneelift. Lil Flava is handed a road sign. Lil Flava hits her with the road sign. Lil Flava whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Lil Flava hits a kneelift on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava nails Katrina Morris with a kick to the head. Lil Flava sets up Katrina Morris on the table. Lil Flava executes a back suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Lil Flava goes for a DDT, but Katrina Morris counters it with a low blow. Katrina Morris uses a DDT on Lil Flava. Katrina Morris nails Lil Flava with a bulldog headlock. Katrina Morris is handed a baseball bat. Katrina Morris hits her with the baseball bat. Katrina Morris whips Lil Flava into the guardrail. Katrina Morris grabs a chair. Katrina Morris sets up the chair. Katrina Morris nails Lil Flava with a DDT onto the chair. Katrina Morris knocks Lil Flava into the ringpost. Katrina Morris chokes her with a baseball bat. Katrina Morris whips Lil Flava into the guardrail. Katrina Morris hits a Northern Lights suplex on Lil Flava. Katrina Morris knocks Lil Flava into the ringpost. Katrina Morris hits her with the baseball bat. Katrina Morris hits Lil Flava with a chop. Katrina Morris hits her with the baseball bat. Katrina Morris goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Lil Flava blocks it. Lil Flava sets up a table. Lil Flava sets up Katrina Morris on the table. Lil Flava tries to drive Katrina Morris through the table with a DDT, but she blocks it. Katrina Morris chokes her with a baseball bat. Katrina Morris chokes her with a baseball bat. Katrina Morris hits Lil Flava with a DDT. Katrina Morris whips Lil Flava into the guardrail. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Lil Flava nails Miss Jacqueline. Katrina Morris whips Lil Flava into the guardrail. Katrina Morris goes for a stomp, but Lil Flava rolls out of the way. Lil Flava goes for the Flava Of The Month, but Katrina Morris counters it with a kick-off. Katrina Morris reenters the ring. Lil Flava follows her back in. Lil Flava begs off. Katrina Morris executes the Smooth Operation on Lil Flava. Lil Flava tries to escape the hold. Lil Flava summons one last burst of energy. Lil Flava submits after 14 seconds. Lil Flava has been eliminated. The winner is Katrina Morris. Time of match: 0:26:09 Bob: "WHAT A MATCH! KATRINA MORRIS IS THE NEW WOMENS CHAMPION AND SHE WORKED HER ASS OFF TO GET IT!" Mort: "Even with the savage attack of DX, Lil Flav gave everything she had...and came up a little short. You can_t take anything away from Lil Flav. Okay, early today we held the first round of the cruiserweight King of Hearts Tourny and we_re going to show you the results..." CRUISERWEIGHT KING OF HEARTS TOURNAMENT: [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Terrance M. Garvin pinned Edge with the Lithium in 0:08:55. Rating: ** [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Shawn Michaels pinned The Preacher after a moonsault bodyblock in 0:14:01. Rating: 1/4* [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Corey Johnson pinned Max Wagner after a flying bodypress in 0:03:06. Rating: * [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Erik Moon pinned Vinnie Hardcore with his special move in 0:13:33. Rating: ** 3/4 [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Christopher Thunder pinned Deathwish with the Thunder Drop in 0:07:48. Christopher Thunder suffered a torn ligament in his left knee. He will be out for the rest of the tournament. Rating: DUD [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Jimmy Priest pinned Steve Lansing with the The Fatal Shot in 0:05:55. Rating: * 1/2 [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Harmonium Ziporath made Quackman submit to a figure-four leglock in 0:05:51. Rating: ** 1/4 [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match El Luchador pinned PacoLoco with the What The Hell Was That? in 0:16:01. Rating: *** 1/2 Mort: All right, this next match will have Most Holy taking on Speed Racer. These guys fought a few times in the NEWF, with both earning victories. Bob: Speed seriously injured Most Holy_s neck in one match, but Most Holy successfully defended the NEWF World Title against Speed, in a clean win in another. Mort: I can_t......well, here comes Speed down the aisle right now. (Speed Racer enters the ring and grabs the mic from David Penzer) SPEED: I hope everyone is having a grand old time here today!! This is an all-day event, and you have much more action coming your way. But unfortunately, I have to say that my first round match with Most Holy is NOT going to happen. (crowd boos) SPEED: I know, I know. Let me finish. If I fought Most Holy again, I would know exactly what to do to beat him. Drop his head on a chair a few times and his neck will be broken, like I did months ago. Simple, huh? Well, Most Holy has a big World Title defense against Alex Star later tonight, and I have stuff to organize behind the scenes. We both have better things to do than fight. This match isn_t happening. Most Holy will receive a bye into the second round. (Speed then drops the mic and leaves to a very mixed reaction. Some fans ecstatic that Most Holy will advance, and other, hardcore fans, wanting to see another great contest between Speed and Most Holy.) Mort: "Well, either Most Holy learned some diplomacy or Speed just wants him healthy for the main event against Star." [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Most Holy gets a bye into the second round. Rating: *** [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Dan Kelly made Matt Technician submit to the Crimson Clover in 0:05:18. Rating: **** 1/4 [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Sebastian Cage made Matt Grendel submit to the Admiration Invine in 0:08:12. Rating: **** [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Tony Hardcore pinned Bobby Skywalker after hitting him with the purse in 0:09:28. Rating: *** 3/4 [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Silkk The Shocker pinned Jimmy Crush after hitting him with the barbed wire baseball bat in 0:13:14. Rating: ** 1/2 [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Tom Tennant pinned Mark Starr with the Survivor Plunge in 0:07:42. Mark Starr suffered a larynx injury. Rating: *** 1/4 [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Chocolate Thunder pinned Genesis with the Mad Hops Superkick in 0:14:48. Rating: *** 1/2 [Round 1]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Kid Nitro made Josh Priest submit to a figure-four leglock in 0:03:43. Rating: ** 1/2 [Round 2]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Terrance M. Garvin pinned Shawn Michaels after a Northern Lights suplex in 0:06:13. Rating: 1/4* Bob: "The biggest surprise for round one was Cruiser Champion, Deathwish getting pinned by Christopher Thunder." Mort: "Or Garvin and Micheals actually going 100% against each other..." [Round 2]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Erik Moon pinned Corey Johnson with the Lunar Eclipse in 0:08:19. Rating: -1/4* [Round 2] Jimmy Priest won via default. [Round 2]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Harmonium Ziporath pinned El Luchador after a spinebuster slam in 0:07:09. Rating: *** 1/4 [Round 2]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Most Holy pinned Dan Kelly with the Holy Roller in 0:07:55. Rating: 1/4* [Round 2]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Sebastian Cage made Tony Hardcore submit to the Admiration Invine in 0:06:46. Rating: *** 1/4 [Round 2]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Silkk The Shocker pinned Tom Tennant after a reverse suplex in 0:05:16. Rating: * 1/4 [Round 2]: No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Kid Nitro pinned Chocolate Thunder with the Kaji Jinnai in 0:08:48. Rating: *** 3/4 Mort: "You can_t get much better than Kid Nitro and Chocolate Thunder, what a display of wrestling moves those two put on, it_s going to be damn hard to top that one." Bob: "The LoS has made a good showing with Most Holy, Erik Moon, and Harmonium Ziporath all making the semi finals..." ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo... Hailing from San Fransisco, Ca.... Weighing in at 235 pounds... Terrance M. Garvin His opponent... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Camacho... Hailing from the Isle of Cooba Cooba... Weighing in at 225 pounds... "The Minister of Mustard" Erik Moon They lock up. Terrance M. Garvin places Erik Moon on the turnbuckle. Terrance M. Garvin hits Erik Moon with a super fisherman buster. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance M. Garvin hits Erik Moon with a jumping side kick. Terrance M. Garvin whips Erik Moon into the ropes. Erik Moon hits Terrance M. Garvin with a kick. Erik Moon uses a Death Valley Driver on Terrance M. Garvin. Erik Moon goes for the LoS Tornado Driver, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin uses a monkey flip on Erik Moon. Terrance M. Garvin takes Erik Moon down with a roundhouse kick. Terrance M. Garvin uses a sitdown faceslam on Erik Moon. Terrance M. Garvin goes for the Liger Bomb, but Erik Moon blocks it. Erik Moon executes the LoS Tornado Driver on Terrance M. Garvin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Erik Moon runs into the ropes. Erik Moon hits Terrance M. Garvin with a kick. Erik Moon whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin hits Erik Moon with an elbow. Terrance M. Garvin whips Erik Moon into the ropes. Alex DiGiacomo pulls down the top rope. Terrance M. Garvin jumps onto him with a flying axhandle. Erik Moon is busted wide open. Terrance M. Garvin throws Erik Moon back into the ring. Terrance M. Garvin brings the table into the ring. Erik Moon catches Terrance M. Garvin in the LoS Breaker. Erik Moon lets go after 26 seconds. Corey Johnson comes to ringside. Terrance M. Garvin hits a brain buster on Erik Moon. Terrance M. Garvin uses a go-behind on Erik Moon. Terrance M. Garvin executes a kick to the groin on Erik Moon. Terrance M. Garvin attempts to place Erik Moon on the turnbuckle, but Erik Moon blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin throws Erik Moon out of the ring. Derek Aston counts: one, Erik Moon reenters the ring. Terrance M. Garvin hits a Frankensteiner on Erik Moon. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a flying double foot stomp, but Erik Moon rolls out of the way. Erik Moon is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The winner is Erik Moon. Time of match: 0:03:52 Bob: "MOON ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS GARVIN!" Mort: "What the hell has Garvin done lately? Once he lost he Cruiser title, he_s gone straight to hell. Maybe he should concentrate on wrestling instead of attacking everyone..." ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Reverend Bobby Priest and Fallen Angel... Fighting out of the City of Angels... Weighing in at 235 pounds... "The Unholy One" Jimmy Priest His opponent... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Camacho... Hailing from the Island of Cooba Cooba... Weighing in at 221 pounds... "Messiah of Mustard" Harmonium Ziporath They lock up. Jimmy Priest hits a low blow on Harmonium Ziporath. Jimmy Priest uses a diving elbow smash on Harmonium Ziporath. Jimmy Priest attempts to place Harmonium Ziporath on the turnbuckle, but Harmonium Ziporath blocks it. Jimmy Priest hits a fisherman buster on Harmonium Ziporath. Jimmy Priest climbs to the middle rope and yells at the crowd. Jimmy Priest whips Harmonium Ziporath into the ropes, but Harmonium Ziporath reverses it. Elizabeth Camacho pulls down the top rope. Harmonium Ziporath goes for LoS Tornado Plancha, but Jimmy Priest moves out of the way. Harmonium Ziporath is out cold. Jimmy Priest whips Harmonium Ziporath into the guardrail. Rich McKinnon counts: 1. Jimmy Priest knocks Harmonium Ziporath into the ringsteps. Jimmy Priest takes Harmonium Ziporath down with a flying clothesline. Rich McKinnon counts: 2. Jimmy Priest climbs to the middle rope and yells at the crowd. Jimmy Priest knocks Harmonium Ziporath into the ringpost. Elizabeth Camacho comes from behind and distracts Jimmy Priest. Harmonium Ziporath is handed a metal baseball bat. Harmonium Ziporath hits him with the metal baseball bat. Jimmy Priest is busted wide open. Rich McKinnon counts: 3. Harmonium Ziporath takes a swing at Jimmy Priest with the metal baseball bat , but he gets out of the way. Jimmy Priest snatches the metal baseball bat from him. Jimmy Priest hits him with the metal baseball bat. Jimmy Priest sets up a table. Rich McKinnon counts: 4. Jimmy Priest climbs to the middle rope and yells at the crowd. Jimmy Priest knocks Harmonium Ziporath into the ringsteps. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Priest uses a brain buster on Harmonium Ziporath. Jimmy Priest sets up Harmonium Ziporath on the table. Jimmy Priest executes Front facelock into diamond cutter through the table. The table is broken in half. Jimmy Priest hits a cartwheel kick on Harmonium Ziporath. Rich McKinnon counts: 5. Rich McKinnon counts: 6. Jimmy Priest hits Harmonium Ziporath with a swinging neckbreaker. Jimmy Priest reenters the ring. Harmonium Ziporath follows him back in. Jimmy Priest goes for a heart punch, but Harmonium Ziporath blocks it. Harmonium Ziporath uses a bodyslam on Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest nails Harmonium Ziporath with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Priest nails Harmonium Ziporath with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. He returns with the a sickle. Jimmy Priest takes a swing at Harmonium Ziporath with the a sickle, but he gets out of the way. Harmonium Ziporath snatches the a sickle from him. Harmonium Ziporath hits him with the a sickle. Harmonium Ziporath whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes, but Jimmy Priest reverses it. Jimmy Priest and Harmonium Ziporath get hit with a double clothesline. Jimmy Priest executes the The Fatal Shot on Harmonium Ziporath. Jimmy Priest goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Priest goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Harmonium Ziporath counters it with a crucifix. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Harmonium Ziporath executes a back heel kick on Jimmy Priest. Harmonium Ziporath attempts to place Jimmy Priest on the turnbuckle, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Harmonium Ziporath whips Jimmy Priest into the turnbuckle, but Jimmy Priest reverses it. Jimmy Priest hits Harmonium Ziporath with a series of headbutts to the head. Jimmy Priest hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Harmonium Ziporath. Jimmy Priest attempts to place Harmonium Ziporath on the turnbuckle, but Harmonium Ziporath blocks it. Jimmy Priest hits him with the a sickle. Jimmy Priest whips Harmonium Ziporath into the ropes, but Harmonium Ziporath reverses it. Harmonium Ziporath uses a cobra clutch suplex on Jimmy Priest. Harmonium Ziporath is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Harmonium Ziporath goes for a dragon suplex, but Jimmy Priest counters it with a headbutt. Jimmy Priest executes a double underhook backbreaker on Harmonium Ziporath. Jimmy Priest executes the Running Forearm Smash on Harmonium Ziporath. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jimmy Priest goes for a kick to the midsection, but Harmonium Ziporath counters it with a dragon screw. Harmonium Ziporath leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Harmonium Ziporath sets up the chair. Harmonium Ziporath takes Jimmy Priest down with a bodyslam onto the chair. Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring. Harmonium Ziporath puts Jimmy Priest in a cobra clutch. Harmonium Ziporath lets go after 12 seconds. Harmonium Ziporath uses the LoS Tornado Driver on Jimmy Priest. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Jimmy Priest goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Harmonium Ziporath blocks it. Harmonium Ziporath kicks Jimmy Priest. Harmonium Ziporath hits Jimmy Priest. Harmonium Ziporath executes a fisherman suplex on Jimmy Priest. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Harmonium Ziporath runs into the ropes. Jimmy Priest misses with an elbow. Jimmy Priest hits Harmonium Ziporath with a clothesline. Harmonium Ziporath falls out of the ring. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. The winner is Jimmy Priest. Time of match: 0:06:31 Mort: "And newcomer Jimmy Priest takes out Ziporath in a brutal match. I_m not sure if Priest knows what he_s just accomplished with that win but I_m impressed all to hell. Priest might be the man to watch in this tourney." Bob: "Ziporath seems to be hurt, he_s up but his legs still look wobbly." Mort: "He_ll be okay, he still thinks he_s Superman...or was that Clark Kent..." ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... Hailing from Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... The AGW World Heavyweight Champion... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy His opponent... Fighting out of Providence, Rhode Island... Weighing in at 232 pounds... "The Admiral" Sebastian Cage They lock up. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Sebastian Cage with an elbow. Most Holy executes a flying clothesline on Sebastian Cage. Most Holy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage hits Most Holy with a DDT. Sebastian Cage uses a DDT on Most Holy. Sebastian Cage hits a spinning backbreaker on Most Holy. Sebastian Cage executes a bridging back suplex on Most Holy. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the ropes. Most Holy misses with a shoulderblock. Sebastian Cage hits Most Holy with a backdrop. Most Holy begs off. Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the ropes. Sebastian Cage takes Most Holy down with a fist to the midsection. Most Holy begs off. Sebastian Cage uses a Northern Lights suplex on Most Holy. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage catches Most Holy in a full nelson. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sebastian Cage throws Most Holy out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. Sebastian Cage knocks Most Holy into the ringpost. Derek Aston counts: 1. Derek Aston counts: 2. Sebastian Cage knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Sebastian Cage uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Most Holy. Derek Aston counts: 3. They're brawling inside the ring area. Derek Aston counts: 4. Derek Aston counts: 5. Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sebastian Cage knocks Most Holy into the ringpost. They're brawling inside the ring area. Derek Aston counts: 6. Derek Aston counts: 7. Sebastian Cage reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. Most Holy brings the table into the ring. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage executes spinning headscissors on Most Holy. Sebastian Cage uses a jawbreaker on Most Holy. Sebastian Cage throws Most Holy out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sebastian Cage grabs a chair. Sebastian Cage sets up the chair. Sebastian Cage goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy hits Sebastian Cage with a chop. Derek Aston counts: 1. Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Most Holy goes for a powerslam, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a lariat. Derek Aston counts: 2. Sebastian Cage reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. Sebastian Cage uses a spinning backbreaker on Most Holy. Sebastian Cage goes for a facerake, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy hits Sebastian Cage with a powerslam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy sets up Sebastian Cage on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Sebastian Cage through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Sebastian Cage takes Most Holy down with a fist to the midsection. Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Sebastian Cage goes for a flying clothesline, but Most Holy ducks out of the way. Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle. Most Holy charges in with a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage moves out of the way. Sebastian Cage executes spinning headscissors on Most Holy. Sebastian Cage places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage takes Most Holy down with a double underhook superplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Sebastian Cage hits Most Holy with a bridging back suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage complains about a slow count. Sebastian Cage goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Most Holy counters it with a sunset flip. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a facerake. Sebastian Cage nails Most Holy with a DDT. Sebastian Cage executes the Admiration Invine on Most Holy. Most Holy is close to passing out from the pain. Derek Aston asks Most Holy if he should stop the fight. Most Holy shakes his head. Derek Aston asks Most Holy if he's had enough. Most Holy shakes his head. Most Holy is writhing in pain. Derek Aston asks Most Holy if he's still there. Most Holy doesn't respond. Derek Aston stops the fight after 40 seconds. The winner is Sebastian Cage. Time of match: 0:07:19 Mort: "SEBASTIAN CAGE TAKES OUT THE EIGHT TIME CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION AND CURRENT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! WHAT AN UPSET THIS IS!" Bob: "Cage obviously paid attention to how Kid Nitro pinned Most Holy on Tuesday and concentrated on his bad neck. The question now becomes, can Alex Star take advantage of that later tonight?" ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Master P... Hailing from New Orleans, Louisiana... Weighing in at 235 pounds... Silkk The Shocker His opponent... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Amara... From Tokyo, Japan... Weighing in at 231 pounds... The AGW TV Champion... Kid Nitro They lock up. Silkk The Shocker runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits Silkk The Shocker with a kick. Kid Nitro whips Silkk The Shocker into the ropes, but Silkk The Shocker reverses it. Kid Nitro hits Silkk The Shocker with a clothesline. Kid Nitro gets a figure-four leglock on Silkk The Shocker. Silkk The Shocker is valiantly trying to break the hold. Silkk The Shocker breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Silkk The Shocker hits Kid Nitro with a backspin DDT. Silkk The Shocker hits a European uppercut on Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Silkk The Shocker takes Kid Nitro down with a European uppercut. Silkk The Shocker uses a backbreaker on Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker executes a neck snap on Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker whips Kid Nitro into the ropes. Silkk The Shocker misses with an elbow. Silkk The Shocker takes Kid Nitro down with a jumping side kick. Silkk The Shocker hits Kid Nitro with a backspin DDT. Silkk The Shocker goes for an octopus hold, but Kid Nitro counters it with a facerake. Kid Nitro uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro goes for a backbreaker, but Silkk The Shocker blocks it. Silkk The Shocker catches Kid Nitro in an octopus hold. Kid Nitro is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kid Nitro reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Silkk The Shocker goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Kid Nitro counters it with a backward kick. Kid Nitro nails Silkk The Shocker with a fisherman suplex. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kid Nitro executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro goes for the Nitro Bomb, but Silkk The Shocker blocks it. Silkk The Shocker takes Kid Nitro down with an earringer. Silkk The Shocker runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro misses with a shoulderblock. Silkk The Shocker nails Kid Nitro with a jumping elbow thrust. Silkk The Shocker makes a cut throat sign. Silkk The Shocker hits Kid Nitro with an earringer. Silkk The Shocker uses a legsweep on Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker goes for an octopus hold, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro uses a backdrop on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro executes a bulldog headlock on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits Silkk The Shocker with a clothesline. Kid Nitro throws Silkk The Shocker out of the ring. Charlotte Maxwell counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Silkk The Shocker reenters the ring. Kid Nitro throws Silkk The Shocker out of the ring. Kid Nitro goes through the ropes. Kid Nitro uses a koppo kick on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro reenters the ring. Silkk The Shocker follows him back in. Kid Nitro whips Silkk The Shocker into the ropes. Silkk The Shocker takes Kid Nitro down with a flying lariat. Silkk The Shocker executes an earringer on Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker kicks Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker chops Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker kicks Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro punches Silkk The Shocker. Silkk The Shocker chops Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker kicks Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker nails Kid Nitro with a flying bulldog. Silkk The Shocker is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Silkk The Shocker whips Kid Nitro into the ropes. Silkk The Shocker hits Kid Nitro with a backdrop. Kid Nitro falls out of the ring. Silkk The Shocker goes through the ropes. Silkk The Shocker sets up a table. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 1. Silkk The Shocker knocks Kid Nitro into the ringpost. Silkk The Shocker is handed the barbed wire baseball bat. Silkk The Shocker hits him with the barbed wire baseball bat. Kid Nitro is busted wide open. Silkk The Shocker sets up Kid Nitro on the table. Silkk The Shocker tries to drive Kid Nitro through the table with a diving headbutt, but he blocks it. Kid Nitro whips Silkk The Shocker into the guardrail. Kid Nitro nails Silkk The Shocker with a koppo kick. Kid Nitro goes for a brain buster, but Silkk The Shocker counters it with a headbutt. Silkk The Shocker throws Kid Nitro back into the ring. Silkk The Shocker brings the table into the ring. Kid Nitro sets up Silkk The Shocker on the table. Kid Nitro executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Kid Nitro whips Silkk The Shocker into the turnbuckle. Kid Nitro goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Silkk The Shocker counters it with a legsweep. Silkk The Shocker is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Silkk The Shocker nails Kid Nitro with a reverse neckbreaker. Silkk The Shocker hits a flying bulldog on Kid Nitro. Silkk The Shocker hits Kid Nitro with a jumping DDT. Silkk The Shocker makes a cut throat sign. Silkk The Shocker locks Kid Nitro in a half Boston. Kid Nitro reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Silkk The Shocker places Kid Nitro on the turnbuckle. Silkk The Shocker uses a double underhook superplex on Kid Nitro. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Kid Nitro executes a low blow on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro hits a corkscrew plancha on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro uses a koppo kick on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro uses a Frankensteiner on Silkk The Shocker. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Kid Nitro hits a bridging back suplex on Silkk The Shocker. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro hits Silkk The Shocker with a Death Valley Driver. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kid Nitro uses a koppo kick on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro hits a bodyslam on Silkk The Shocker. Kid Nitro hits an Asai moonsault on Silkk The Shocker. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kid Nitro hits Silkk The Shocker with a cartwheel kick. Kid Nitro hits Silkk The Shocker with an enzuigiri. Kid Nitro executes the Kaji Jinnai on Silkk The Shocker. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three. Silkk The Shocker complains about a fast count. The winner is Kid Nitro. Time of match: 0:08:30 Bob: "THE KAJI JINNAI TAKES OUT SILKK THE SHOCKER!" Mort: "You can pronounce that?" Bob: "Silkk?" Mort: "If you_re trying to be funny..." SEMIFINALS ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Camacho... From the Isle of Cooba Cooba... Weighing in at 225 pounds... "The Minister of Mustard" Erik Moon His opponent... Led to the ring by Reverend Bobby Priest and Fallen Angel... From the City of Angels... Weighing in at 235 pounds... "The Unholy One" Jimmy Priest They lock up. Erik Moon takes Jimmy Priest down with a backspin armdrag. Erik Moon locks Jimmy Priest in the LoS Breaker. Jimmy Priest reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Erik Moon yells, "And the Mustard shall set you free!!". Erik Moon puts Jimmy Priest in the LoS Breaker. Jimmy Priest reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Erik Moon executes a punch on Jimmy Priest. Erik Moon whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes, but Jimmy Priest reverses it. Erik Moon gives him the LoS Breaker, but Jimmy Priest only stares at him. Erik Moon nails Jimmy Priest with a backspin armdrag. Erik Moon locks Jimmy Priest in the LoS Breaker. Jimmy Priest is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jimmy Priest reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Erik Moon whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes, but Jimmy Priest reverses it. Jimmy Priest hits Erik Moon with a koppo kick. Jimmy Priest executes a kick to the midsection on Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest takes Erik Moon down with a flying clothesline. Jimmy Priest hits a snap suplex on Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest attempts to place Erik Moon on the turnbuckle, but Erik Moon blocks it. Jimmy Priest takes Erik Moon down with a spinebuster slam. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Jimmy Priest nails Erik Moon with a roundhouse kick. Jimmy Priest whips Erik Moon into the ropes. Fallen Angel trips Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest takes Erik Moon down with a fisherman buster. Jimmy Priest nails Erik Moon with a low blow. Jimmy Priest hits Erik Moon with a Tombstone. Jimmy Priest hits a Big Leg Drop on Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest whips Erik Moon into the ropes. Jimmy Priest hits Erik Moon with a backdrop. Jimmy Priest goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Erik Moon counters it with a spinning leg lariat. Erik Moon executes a spinning leg lariat on Jimmy Priest. Erik Moon executes the Lunar Eclipse on Jimmy Priest. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Reverend Bobby Priest distracts Bowen Murphy. Jimmy Priest sets opponent on top rope and delivers a top rope Samoan drop. He goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Jimmy Priest runs into the ropes. Elizabeth Camacho trips Jimmy Priest. Bowen Murphy is still laid out. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Jimmy Priest hits Erik Moon with a gutwrench suplex. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Jimmy Priest sets up the chair. Jimmy Priest goes for a running power bomb, but Erik Moon counters it with a rana. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Erik Moon whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes. Jimmy Priest misses with a kick. Jimmy Priest misses with a shoulderblock. Erik Moon misses with a shoulderblock. Jimmy Priest hits Erik Moon with a shoulderblock. Jimmy Priest climbs to the middle rope and yells at the crowd. Jimmy Priest takes Erik Moon down with a heart punch. Jimmy Priest whips Erik Moon into the ropes. Erik Moon misses with a shoulderblock. Jimmy Priest misses with a clothesline. Jimmy Priest hits Erik Moon with a backdrop. Jimmy Priest takes Erik Moon down with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Jimmy Priest places Erik Moon on the turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest uses a top-rope neckbreaker on Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest attempts to place Erik Moon on the turnbuckle, but Erik Moon blocks it. Jimmy Priest kicks Erik Moon. Erik Moon kicks Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest chops Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest chops Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest kicks Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest hits Erik Moon with a heart punch. Jimmy Priest goes for the The Fatal Shot, but Erik Moon counters it with a clothesline. Erik Moon nails Jimmy Priest with the LoS Tornado Driver. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, in the ropes... Erik Moon takes Jimmy Priest down with a punch. Erik Moon gives him a superkick, but Jimmy Priest doesn't even care. Erik Moon sets up the chair. Erik Moon uses a flying bulldog onto the chair on Jimmy Priest. Erik Moon goes for an armbreaker, but Jimmy Priest counters it with a facerake. Jimmy Priest kicks Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest kicks Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest chops Erik Moon. Both Reverend Bobby Priest and Elizabeth Camacho jump up on the apron. Bowen Murphy tries to send them back down. Jimmy Priest executes a koppo kick on Erik Moon. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Jimmy Priest catches Erik Moon in a guillotine choke. Erik Moon is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jimmy Priest lets go after 21 seconds. Jimmy Priest gives the sign for the The Fatal Shot. Jimmy Priest executes the The Fatal Shot on Erik Moon. Jimmy Priest goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The winner is Jimmy Priest. Time of match: 0:08:06 Bob: "OHMIGOD! PRIEST TAKES OUT ERIK MOON! THIS IS A NIGHT OF UPSETS!" Mort: "The Mustard men are out of the tourney, that leaves Kid Nitro as the only AGW veteran left.." ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Hailing from Providence, Rhode Island... Weighing in at 232 pounds... "The Admiral" Sebastian Cage His opponent... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Amara... Fighting out of Tokyo, Japan... Weighing in at 231 pounds... The AGW TV Champion... Kid Nitro They lock up. Kid Nitro nails Sebastian Cage with a Death Valley Driver. Kid Nitro whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits Kid Nitro with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage nails Kid Nitro with a jumping neck snap. Sebastian Cage goes for a grapevine, but Kid Nitro kicks him off. Kid Nitro whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Kid Nitro misses with a clothesline. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with an elbow. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Kid Nitro goes for the Nitro Bomb, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Kid Nitro slides down his back. Kid Nitro goes for a cartwheel kick, but Sebastian Cage side-steps and Kid Nitro only hits air. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage goes for a German suplex, but Kid Nitro counters it with an elbowsmash. Kid Nitro runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro uses a rana on Sebastian Cage. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring. Kid Nitro goes through the ropes. Kid Nitro grabs a chair. Kid Nitro takes a running start and springs off the chair. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with an enzuigiri. Darren Lloyd counts: 1. Darren Lloyd counts: 2. Kid Nitro reenters the ring. Sebastian Cage follows him back in. Kid Nitro executes a cartwheel kick on Sebastian Cage. Kid Nitro whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage executes a kick to the head on Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage hits a kneeling headbutt on Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Sebastian Cage hits an enzuigiri on Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage takes Kid Nitro down with a falling splash. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Sebastian Cage goes for a grapevine, but Kid Nitro kicks him off. Matt Grendel comes to ringside. Kid Nitro takes Sebastian Cage down with a tornado DDT. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with a Death Valley Driver. Kid Nitro takes Sebastian Cage down with an earringer. Kid Nitro executes a bodyslam on Sebastian Cage. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Kid Nitro uses a tornado DDT on Sebastian Cage. Kid Nitro goes for a rana, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Sebastian Cage locks Kid Nitro in a full nelson. Kid Nitro is struggling to reach the ropes. Kid Nitro reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Sebastian Cage executes a bridging back suplex on Kid Nitro. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage goes for a piledriver, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kid Nitro sets up the chair. Kid Nitro goes for a DDT, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backdrop. Sebastian Cage uses a swinging neckbreaker on Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage uses a fist to the midsection on Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage hits Kid Nitro with a Northern Lights suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage goes for a kick to the head, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Matt Grendel trips Sebastian Cage. Kid Nitro chops Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage chops Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage hits Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage kicks Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro punches Sebastian Cage. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage hits Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage kicks Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with a kick to the midsection. Kid Nitro hits the Liger Bomb on Sebastian Cage. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro hits a series of palm strikes on Sebastian Cage. Kid Nitro locks Sebastian Cage in a double chickenwing submission. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Kid Nitro hits a jumping side kick on Sebastian Cage. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with a tornado DDT. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, shoulder up. Kid Nitro runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with a clothesline. Kid Nitro leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kid Nitro runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Kid Nitro executes the Nitro Bomb on Sebastian Cage. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Sebastian Cage goes for a hiptoss, but Kid Nitro reverses it. Kid Nitro takes Sebastian Cage down with a fisherman suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Sebastian Cage side-steps and Kid Nitro only hits air. Sebastian Cage goes for a falling splash, but Kid Nitro gets his knees up. Kid Nitro goes for a bridging back suplex, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Kid Nitro counters it with spinning headscissors into a cradle. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Kid Nitro sets up the chair. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with a bodyslam onto the chair. Kid Nitro takes Sebastian Cage down with a back elbow. Kid Nitro hits a Frankensteiner on Sebastian Cage. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro complains about a slow count. Kid Nitro nails Sebastian Cage with a kick to the midsection. Kid Nitro whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage goes for a kick to the head, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro executes a cartwheel kick on Sebastian Cage. Kid Nitro goes for a brain buster, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage executes a roundhouse right on Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage nails Kid Nitro with a spinebuster slam. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage hits a bridging back suplex on Kid Nitro. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage goes for a roundhouse right, but Kid Nitro counters it with an armbreaker. Kid Nitro goes for a backbreaker, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage places Kid Nitro on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage hits a double underhook superplex on Kid Nitro. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage uses a DDT on Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage hits Kid Nitro with a hiptoss. Kid Nitro takes the Table and uses it on him. Kid Nitro whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Kid Nitro goes for a bodyslam, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a facerake. Sebastian Cage uses the Doctor Bomb on Kid Nitro. Sebastian Cage executes the Admiration Invine on Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kid Nitro is struggling to reach the ropes. Kid Nitro is inching his way towards the ropes. Kid Nitro is close to passing out from the pain. Darren Lloyd checks Kid Nitro's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Kid Nitro fights his way out of the hold after 35 seconds. Kid Nitro takes Sebastian Cage down with a series of chops to the throat. Kid Nitro goes for a tornado DDT, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Kid Nitro nails Sebastian Cage with a corkscrew plancha. Kid Nitro whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with a backdrop. Kid Nitro sprays red mist into the air. Kid Nitro hits Sebastian Cage with a bodyslam. Kid Nitro nails Sebastian Cage with a dropkick. Kid Nitro uses a chop on Sebastian Cage. Kid Nitro uses the Arabian Facebuster on Sebastian Cage. Kid Nitro nails Sebastian Cage with a backdrop. Kid Nitro goes for a backdrop, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a sunset flip . Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The winner is Sebastian Cage. Time of match: 0:13:55 Bob: "CAGE DID IT! CAGE TOOK OUT KID NITRO! THAT HAD TO BE ONE OF THE MOST TECHNICALLY SOUND MATCHES I_VE EVER SEEN!" Mort: "Unbelievable, two AGW rookies are in the finals, I don_t care where else they_ve wrestled, the AGW is the cream of the crop...except maybe for that Skywalker bunch..." ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Reverend Bobby Priest and Fallen Angel... Fighting out of the City of Angels... Weighing in at 235 pounds... "The Unholy One" Jimmy Priest His opponent... Hailing from Providence, Rhode Island... Weighing in at 232 pounds... "The Admiral" Sebastian Cage They lock up. Sebastian Cage nails Jimmy Priest with a swinging neckbreaker. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Jimmy Priest hits Sebastian Cage with a snap suplex. Jimmy Priest hits Sebastian Cage with a low blow. Jimmy Priest goes for a cartwheel kick, but Sebastian Cage side-steps and Jimmy Priest only hits air. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage hits a jawbreaker on Jimmy Priest. Sebastian Cage nails Jimmy Priest with a kick to the head. Sebastian Cage takes Jimmy Priest down with spinning headscissors. Sebastian Cage whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes. Jimmy Priest hits a thrust kick to the head on Sebastian Cage. Jimmy Priest hits Sebastian Cage with Front facelock into diamond cutter. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Jimmy Priest gets the torture rack on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage is writhing in pain. Mike Kwolek checks Sebastian Cage's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Sebastian Cage fights his way out of the hold after 24 seconds. Sebastian Cage executes a DDT on Jimmy Priest. Sebastian Cage catches Jimmy Priest in a full nelson. Jimmy Priest reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sebastian Cage takes Jimmy Priest down with a jumping neck snap. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage nails Jimmy Priest with spinning headscissors. Sebastian Cage places Jimmy Priest on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage takes Jimmy Priest down with a double underhook superplex. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage goes for a kick to the head, but Jimmy Priest ducks out of the way. Jimmy Priest goes for a running power bomb, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backdrop. Sebastian Cage nails Jimmy Priest with a jawbreaker. Sebastian Cage nails Jimmy Priest with a jawbreaker. Sebastian Cage nails Jimmy Priest with a Northern Lights suplex. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage whips Jimmy Priest into the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jimmy Priest lifts his knee. Jimmy Priest places Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest uses a top-rope neckbreaker on Sebastian Cage. Jimmy Priest hits the Running Forearm Smash on Sebastian Cage. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Priest hits Sebastian Cage with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Jimmy Priest hits Sebastian Cage with a Tombstone. Jimmy Priest executes a kick to the midsection on Sebastian Cage. Jimmy Priest goes for a Tombstone, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage gets a full nelson on Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Jimmy Priest whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest charges into the corner, but Sebastian Cage lifts his leg. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with an elbow. Jimmy Priest executes a thrust kick to the head on Sebastian Cage. Jimmy Priest uses Front facelock into diamond cutter on Sebastian Cage. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Jimmy Priest whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Jimmy Priest and Sebastian Cage get hit with a double clothesline. Jimmy Priest whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Jimmy Priest comes back and rocks Sebastian Cage with an elbow. Jimmy Priest hits a sidewalk slam on Sebastian Cage. Jimmy Priest takes Sebastian Cage down with a low blow. Jimmy Priest runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a kick. Sebastian Cage uses spinning headscissors on Jimmy Priest. Sebastian Cage goes for a kneeling headbutt, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Jimmy Priest goes for a flying clothesline, but Sebastian Cage ducks out of the way. Sebastian Cage executes a kick to the head on Jimmy Priest. Sebastian Cage puts Jimmy Priest in a grapevine. Jimmy Priest reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sebastian Cage executes spinning headscissors on Jimmy Priest. Sebastian Cage whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes. Jimmy Priest misses with a shoulderblock. Jimmy Priest uses a cartwheel kick on Sebastian Cage. Jimmy Priest nails Sebastian Cage with a fisherman buster. Jimmy Priest goes for a spear, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a kneelift. Sebastian Cage throws Jimmy Priest out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. Sebastian Cage whips Jimmy Priest into the guardrail. Mike Kwolek counts: 1. Sebastian Cage throws Jimmy Priest back into the ring. Sebastian Cage uses a Northern Lights suplex on Jimmy Priest. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage hits Jimmy Priest with a falling splash. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage takes Jimmy Priest down with a kneeling headbutt. Sebastian Cage nails Jimmy Priest with a falling splash. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Jimmy Priest hits Sebastian Cage with an elbow. Jimmy Priest goes for an avalanche, but Sebastian Cage side-steps and Jimmy Priest only hits air. Sebastian Cage takes Jimmy Priest down with a jumping neck snap. Sebastian Cage attempts to place Jimmy Priest on the turnbuckle, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Sebastian Cage kicks Jimmy Priest. Sebastian Cage chops Jimmy Priest. Sebastian Cage nails Jimmy Priest with a swinging neckbreaker. Sebastian Cage hits Jimmy Priest with a jumping neck snap. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits Jimmy Priest with a shoulderblock. Sebastian Cage gets a short arm scissors on Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest tries to escape the hold. Jimmy Priest is inching his way towards the ropes. Jimmy Priest summons one last burst of energy. Mike Kwolek asks Jimmy Priest if he's still there. Jimmy Priest nods. Mike Kwolek asks Jimmy Priest if he should stop the fight. Jimmy Priest shakes his head. Mike Kwolek tells Jimmy Priest to respond or he'll stop the fight. Jimmy Priest nods. Mike Kwolek tells Jimmy Priest to respond or he'll stop the fight. Jimmy Priest nods. Jimmy Priest is writhing in pain. Mike Kwolek asks Jimmy Priest if he's had enough. Jimmy Priest shakes his head. Jimmy Priest reaches the ropes after being trapped for 34 seconds. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sebastian Cage takes the chair. Sebastian Cage hits a falling splash with the chair on Jimmy Priest. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Sebastian Cage executes a Northern Lights suplex on Jimmy Priest. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Sebastian Cage nails Jimmy Priest with a facerake. Sebastian Cage uses a falling splash on Jimmy Priest. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Sebastian Cage hits Jimmy Priest with a spinebuster slam. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Fallen Angel enters the ring and hits Sebastian Cage with the Bottle of Holy Water. Jimmy Priest executes the The Fatal Shot on Sebastian Cage. Jimmy Priest goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The winner is Jimmy Priest. Time of match: 0:12:04 Mort: "WHAT A WRESTLING DISPLAY! BRUTAL UP TO THE VERY END AND THEN IT TOOK A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER TO FINALLY PUT SEBASTIAN CAGE AWAY!" Bob: "Jimmy Priest gets his shot at trying to take away the Cruiswerweight title from Deathwish later tonight....Deathwish had better watch the tape of this match." Mort: "After all that, we_ve still got more action coming, a four way tag match this time..." This contest is a no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team four corners match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lil Flava and the Ho's... At a total combined weight of 576 pounds... The Playa'z Club Their opponents... Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz... At a total combined weight of 620 pounds... Ghetto Boyz Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 680 pounds... The Violators Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 563 pounds... Blood Pirates ~~~~~ Abel vs Magnum They lock up. Magnum hits a vertical suplex on Abel. Magnum executes the Ultimate Solution on Abel. Magnum goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Magnum executes the Doctor Bomb on Abel. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Magnum nails Abel with a jawbreaker. Magnum executes an elbowsmash on Abel. Magnum whips Abel into the ropes. Magnum executes a chop on Abel. Magnum whips Abel into the ropes. Abel hits Magnum with an elbow. Abel flexes his muscles. Abel throws Magnum out of the ring. Abel goes through the ropes. Abel is handed a garbage can lid. Abel hits him with the garbage can lid. Abel hits him with a garbage can lid. The garbage can lid is broken in half. Abel flexes his muscles. Abel executes the Ghettoplex on Magnum on the concrete floor. Abel goes for a fireman's carry, but Magnum blocks it. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice takes Abel down with a sidewalk slam. Magnum takes Abel down with a flying bulldog. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Kane comes over, but gets cut off. Vice hits Abel with a kick to the head. Magnum goes for a full nelson, but Abel blocks it. Abel whips Magnum into the guardrail. Abel reenters the ring. Magnum follows him back in. Abel punches Magnum. Abel chops Magnum. Abel tags out to Kane. Vice enters the ring and throws Abel out of the ring. Vice goes for a back suplex, but Kane counters it with a facerake. Vice rolls out of the ring. Kane and Abel whip Magnum into the ropes. They hit Magnum with a double elbowsmash. Kane takes Magnum down with a front-layout suplex. Kane goes for an enzuigiri, but Magnum ducks out of the way. Magnum whips Kane into the ropes. Kane hits Magnum with a lariat. Kane is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Kane gives him a double underhook piledriver, but Magnum doesn't even care. Kane throws Magnum out of the ring. Kane goes through the ropes. Kane is handed a vacuum cleaner. Kane hits him with the vacuum cleaner. Kane hits Magnum with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice comes over, but gets cut off. Kane and Abel hit Magnum with a double front-layout suplex. Abel uses a kick to the head on Magnum. Kane goes for a full nelson, but Magnum blocks it. Magnum gives him a chop, but Kane doesn't budge. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice hits a butt-bump on Kane. Magnum catches Kane in a full nelson. Vice uses a kick to the head on Kane. Magnum puts Kane in a full nelson. Vice hits a butt-bump on Kane. Magnum gets a full nelson on Kane. Abel comes over and lays out Vice. Abel goes for a kick to the head, but Magnum ducks out of the way. Abel hits Kane. Magnum nails Kane with the Doctor Bomb. Magnum gives him a DDT, but Kane only stares at him. Magnum knocks Kane into the ringsteps. Malik Shabazz comes from behind, but Magnum nails Malik Shabazz. Kane goes for a German suplex, but Magnum counters it with an elbowsmash. Malik Shabazz comes from behind, but Magnum nails Malik Shabazz. Kane hits him with the vacuum cleaner. Kane sets up a table. Kane whips Magnum into the guardrail. Kane nails Magnum with a neck snap. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Kane gives him a football tackle, but Magnum doesn't budge. Kane whips Magnum into the guardrail. Kane executes a flying forearm on Magnum. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Malik Shabazz comes from behind, but Magnum nails Malik Shabazz. Kane hits him with the vacuum cleaner. Kane whips Magnum into the guardrail. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Kane sets up Magnum on the table. Kane executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Magnum hits him with . Magnum throws Kane back into the ring. Magnum takes Kane down with a DDT. Magnum is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Magnum tags out to Vice. Magnum enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Magnum leaves the ring. Vice throws Kane out of the ring. Vice goes through the ropes. Malik Shabazz comes from behind, but Vice nails Malik Shabazz. Kane goes for the Urban Crossfire, but Vice counters it with an eye gouge. Magnum comes over to make it two-on-one. Malik Shabazz comes from behind, but Vice nails Malik Shabazz. Kane is handed a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Kane hits him with the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Malik Shabazz comes from behind and distracts Vice. Kane hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Vice. Kane reenters the ring. Vice follows him back in. Vice brings the the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire into the ring. Kane tags out to Captain Rat. Captain Rat goes for an earringer, but Vice blocks it. Vice whips Captain Rat into the ropes, but Captain Rat reverses it. Vice goes for a lariat, but Captain Rat ducks out of the way. Captain Rat tags out to Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder puts Vice in anklelock. Vice tries to escape the hold. Vice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Chocolate Thunder whips Vice into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Vice with an elbow. Chocolate Thunder nails Vice with a shooting star press. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder uses a running somersault legdrop on Vice. Chocolate Thunder uses a pancake powerbomb on Vice. Chocolate Thunder catches Vice in the STF. Vice is struggling to reach the ropes. Vice is inching his way towards the ropes. Vice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Chocolate Thunder gives the sign for the Mad Hops Superkick. Chocolate Thunder executes the Mad Hops Superkick on Vice. Chocolate Thunder goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three. Vice has been eliminated. The winners are The Playa'z Club. Time of match: 0:07:43 Mort: "The Violators are gone, egotistical bastards that they are..." Captain Rat vs The Godfather _ They lock up. Kane hits him with the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Charlotte Maxwell throws the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire out of the ring. Kane goes for a heart punch, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Kane blocks it. Kane hits Chocolate Thunder with a forearm to the back. Kane tags out to Captain Rat. Captain Rat runs into the ropes. Captain Rat misses with a clothesline. Captain Rat goes for a rana, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a tiger driver. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Chocolate Thunder tags out to The Godfather. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. The Godfather runs into the ropes. Captain Rat hits The Godfather with a kick. Captain Rat is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, shoulder up. Captain Rat takes The Godfather down with a falling splash. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Captain Rat tags out to Admiral Blood. Captain Rat leaves the ring. Admiral Blood executes a back elbow on The Godfather. Admiral Blood nails The Godfather with a belly-to-back suplex. Admiral Blood locks The Godfather in a boot choke. The Godfather breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. The Godfather runs into the ropes. Admiral Blood hits The Godfather with an elbow. Admiral Blood puts The Godfather in a boot choke. The Godfather reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Admiral Blood nails The Godfather with a splash from the second rope. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Captain Rat enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Captain Rat leaves the ring. Admiral Blood uses a flying headbutt on The Godfather. Admiral Blood goes for the Creeping Doom, but The Godfather blocks it. Admiral Blood places The Godfather on the turnbuckle. Admiral Blood takes The Godfather down with a superplex. Admiral Blood hits an elbowsmash on The Godfather. Admiral Blood nails The Godfather with a bodyslam. Admiral Blood nails The Godfather with a thrust kick to the head. Admiral Blood yells "SHUT UP YE SCURVY MONGRELS!!!". Admiral Blood throws The Godfather out of the ring. Admiral Blood goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Captain Rat comes over to make it two-on-one. the Ho's comes from behind, but Admiral Blood nails the Ho's. The Godfather whips Admiral Blood into the guardrail. Admiral Blood is busted wide open. The Godfather knocks Admiral Blood into the ringsteps. The Godfather is handed the Pimp Cane. The Godfather hits him with the Pimp Cane. The Godfather hits a roundhouse right on Admiral Blood. The Godfather knocks Admiral Blood into the ringsteps. Chocolate Thunder comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather whips Admiral Blood into the guardrail. The Godfather reenters the ring. Admiral Blood follows him back in. Admiral Blood brings the table into the ring. Admiral Blood tags out to Captain Rat. Admiral Blood leaves the ring. Captain Rat whips The Godfather into the ropes. Captain Rat hits The Godfather with a bulldog headlock. Captain Rat uses a handspring moonsault on The Godfather. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Captain Rat executes the Big Plunge on The Godfather. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Chocolate Thunder makes the save. The Godfather offers him the Ho's...for the whole night. He goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Captain Rat goes for a DDT, but The Godfather throws him off. The Godfather hits a spin kick on Captain Rat. The Godfather whips Captain Rat into the ropes. The Godfather hits a spinning mule kick on Captain Rat. The Godfather goes for a back suplex, but Captain Rat counters it with an elbowsmash. Captain Rat punches The Godfather. The Godfather hits Captain Rat. The Godfather kicks Captain Rat. Captain Rat chops The Godfather. Captain Rat chops The Godfather. The Godfather punches Captain Rat. The Godfather executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Captain Rat. The Godfather places Captain Rat on the turnbuckle. The Godfather hits Captain Rat with a double underhook superplex. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Godfather runs into the ropes. The Godfather goes for the HOOOOOOO Train, but Captain Rat blocks it. Captain Rat sets up The Godfather on the table. Captain Rat executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. The Godfather hits Captain Rat with a roundhouse right. The Godfather executes a Death Valley Driver on Captain Rat. The Godfather is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. The Godfather executes a kick to the groin on Captain Rat. The Godfather runs into the ropes. Captain Rat hits The Godfather with a clothesline. Admiral Blood enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Admiral Blood leaves the ring. Captain Rat hits The Godfather with a handspring moonsault. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Chocolate Thunder makes the save. Captain Rat hits a snap mare on The Godfather. Captain Rat hits The Godfather with an eye gouge. Captain Rat kicks The Godfather. The Godfather chops Captain Rat. The Godfather kicks Captain Rat. Captain Rat kicks The Godfather. The Godfather hits Captain Rat. The Godfather tags out to Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder goes for a back heel kick, but Captain Rat counters it with a low blow. Captain Rat goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Chocolate Thunder ducks out of the way. Chocolate Thunder goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Captain Rat counters it with a small package. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Captain Rat uses a stomachbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. Captain Rat is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Captain Rat tags out to Admiral Blood. Captain Rat leaves the ring. Admiral Blood goes for a flying headbutt, but Chocolate Thunder rolls out of the way. Chocolate Thunder executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Admiral Blood. Chocolate Thunder hits a double underhook power bomb on Admiral Blood. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder hits Admiral Blood with a flying forearm. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder nails Admiral Blood with a back heel kick. Chocolate Thunder kicks Admiral Blood. Admiral Blood kicks Chocolate Thunder. Admiral Blood tags out to Kane. Kane goes for a dragon suplex, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder uses a slingshot clothesline on Kane. Chocolate Thunder chops Kane. Chocolate Thunder chops Kane. Chocolate Thunder nails Kane with a slingshot clothesline. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Kane hits Chocolate Thunder with an elbow. Kane tags out to Abel. Kane leaves the ring. Abel whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder executes a flying forearm on Abel. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Chocolate Thunder throws Abel out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder jumps onto him with a plancha. The Godfather comes over to make it two-on-one. Malik Shabazz comes from behind, but Chocolate Thunder nails Malik Shabazz. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel takes Chocolate Thunder down with a flying clothesline. Abel reenters the ring. Chocolate Thunder follows him back in. Abel is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Abel goes for a kneelift, but Chocolate Thunder side-steps and Abel only hits air. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder goes for a piledriver, but Abel counters it with a backdrop. Abel runs into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Abel with a kick. Chocolate Thunder whips Abel into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Abel with a backdrop. Chocolate Thunder goes for hurracanrana, but Abel blocks it. Abel goes for a back suplex, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chocolate Thunder takes Abel down with a dropkick to the knee. Chocolate Thunder goes for a kick to the midsection, but Abel blocks it. Kane enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kane leaves the ring. Abel goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder whips Abel into the ropes, but Abel reverses it. Abel locks Chocolate Thunder in an armbar submission. Chocolate Thunder is struggling to reach the ropes. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kane enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kane leaves the ring. Lil Flava tries to interfere, but Malik Shabazz prevents her from doing so. Abel whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes, but Chocolate Thunder reverses it. Abel hits Chocolate Thunder with a swinging neckbreaker. Abel hits Chocolate Thunder with a fireman's carry. Abel takes Chocolate Thunder down with a tiger driver. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Abel hits a double underhook suplex on Chocolate Thunder. Abel whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder misses with a shoulderblock. Abel goes for a flying clothesline, but Chocolate Thunder ducks out of the way. Charlotte Maxwell removes the chair from the ring. Chocolate Thunder kicks Abel. Chocolate Thunder hits Abel. Chocolate Thunder executes a Northern Lights suplex on Abel. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Chocolate Thunder goes for a spinebuster slam, but Abel counters it with a lariat. Abel takes Chocolate Thunder down with an inverted atomic drop. Abel executes the Ghettoplex on Chocolate Thunder. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kane enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kane leaves the ring. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder sets up the chair. Chocolate Thunder nails Abel with a belly-to-back suplex onto the chair. The Godfather enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Godfather leaves the ring. Chocolate Thunder catches Abel in a reverse figure four leglock. Abel is struggling to reach the ropes. Abel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Chocolate Thunder tags out to Admiral Blood. Admiral Blood runs into the ropes. Admiral Blood goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Abel ducks out of the way. Abel tags out to Kane. Kane runs into the ropes. Kane and Admiral Blood get hit with a double clothesline. Abel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Abel leaves the ring. Kane whips Admiral Blood into the ropes. Kane hits Admiral Blood with a shoulderblock. Charlotte Maxwell removes the chair from the ring. Kane gets the Texas cloverleaf on Admiral Blood. Admiral Blood reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Abel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Abel leaves the ring. Kane catches Admiral Blood in a full nelson. Admiral Blood is valiantly trying to break the hold. Admiral Blood reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Kane goes for a powerslam, but Admiral Blood counters it with a lariat. In turn, Kane counters it with a duck-down move. Kane puts Admiral Blood in a sleeperhold. Admiral Blood is struggling to reach the ropes. Admiral Blood reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kane runs into the ropes. Admiral Blood misses with a clothesline. Kane hits Admiral Blood with a kick. Kane takes Admiral Blood down with a flying forearm. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kane hits Admiral Blood with a football tackle. Kane hits Admiral Blood. Kane chops Admiral Blood. Kane chops Admiral Blood. Kane executes a powerslam on Admiral Blood. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Admiral Blood is bleeding like hell. Kane nails Admiral Blood with a forearm to the back. Kane hits Admiral Blood with the T-bone suplex. Kane gets the torture rack on Admiral Blood. Admiral Blood tries to fight the pain. Admiral Blood submits after 13 seconds. Admiral Blood has been eliminated. The winners are Ghetto Boyz. Time of match: 0:21:48 Bob: "CONTINUOUS BRUTAL TAG TEAM ACTION TAKES OUT THE BLOOD PIRATES! WE_RE DOWN TO THE GHETTO BOYZ AND THE PLAYAZ CLUB!" Mort: "You ever considered cutting back on your sugar intake?" Kane vs Chocolate Thunder They lock up. Chocolate Thunder goes for anklelock, but Kane blocks it. Kane hits a spinning power bomb on Chocolate Thunder. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kane executes a pumphandle powerslam on Chocolate Thunder. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kane whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits an Asai moonsault on Kane. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Malik Shabazz puts Kane's foot on the rope. Kane executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Chocolate Thunder. Kane goes for a piledriver, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a backdrop. Chocolate Thunder takes Kane down with an inverted atomic drop. Chocolate Thunder hits Kane with a dropkick to the knee. Chocolate Thunder chops Kane. Chocolate Thunder chops Kane. Kane kicks Chocolate Thunder. Kane punches Chocolate Thunder. Kane whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes, but Chocolate Thunder reverses it. Kane hits Chocolate Thunder with a clothesline. Kane hits a dropkick on Chocolate Thunder. Kane is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, in the ropes... Abel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Abel leaves the ring. Kane goes for a heart punch, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder nails Kane with a kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder whips Kane into the ropes. Kane hits a flying lariat on Chocolate Thunder. Kane goes for a piledriver, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder whips Kane into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Kane blocks it. Abel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Abel leaves the ring. Kane runs into the ropes. Kane misses with a kick. Kane nails Chocolate Thunder with a football tackle. Kane tags out to Abel. Abel uses a fireman's carry on Chocolate Thunder. Abel whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Abel with a clothesline. Chocolate Thunder tags out to The Godfather. The Godfather locks Abel in an armbar submission. Abel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. The Godfather catches Abel in a grapevine. Abel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Godfather throws Abel out of the ring. The Godfather goes through the ropes. The Godfather hits a savate kick on Abel. Chocolate Thunder comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather hits a shoulderbreaker on Abel. The Godfather takes Abel down with a powerslam. They're brawling inside the ring area. the Ho's comes from behind and distracts Abel. The Godfather knocks Abel into the ringpost. The Godfather hits Abel with a headbutt. The Godfather reenters the ring. Abel follows him back in. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. The Godfather hits a kneelift on Abel. The Godfather executes the Pimp Drop on Abel. The Godfather goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Godfather goes for a headbutt, but Abel blocks it. Abel nails The Godfather with a headlock takedown. Abel puts The Godfather in a full nelson. The Godfather reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Godfather goes for a choke slam, but Abel counters it with an elbowsmash. Abel goes for a backspin DDT, but The Godfather blocks it. The Godfather goes for a headbutt, but Abel blocks it. Abel chops The Godfather. The Godfather chops Abel. The Godfather hits Abel. The Godfather kicks Abel. Abel punches The Godfather. The Godfather hits Abel. The Godfather punches Abel. The Godfather throws Abel out of the ring. The Godfather goes through the ropes. Chocolate Thunder comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather goes for the Pimp Drop, but Abel blocks it. The Godfather whips Abel into the guardrail. The Godfather goes for a savate kick, but Abel ducks out of the way. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel whips The Godfather into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Abel knocks The Godfather into the ringpost. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel goes for a tornado DDT, but The Godfather counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. The Godfather goes for a spin kick, but Abel ducks out of the way. Abel executes the Ghettoplex on The Godfather on the concrete floor. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. the Ho's comes from behind and distracts Abel. They're brawling inside the ring area. Abel uses a flying clothesline on The Godfather. They're brawling inside the ring area. Abel hits The Godfather with a kneelift. Abel goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but The Godfather counters it with a side suplex. The Godfather is handed a garbage can. The Godfather takes a swing at Abel with the garbage can, but he gets out of the way. Abel snatches the garbage can from him. Abel hits him with the garbage can. Abel hits him with a garbage can. Abel knocks The Godfather into the ringsteps. Abel goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but The Godfather blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather knocks Abel into the ringsteps. the Ho's comes from behind and distracts Abel. Chocolate Thunder comes over to make it two-on-one. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Godfather hits a series of punches on Abel. Chocolate Thunder comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather reenters the ring. Abel follows him back in. The Godfather gives the sign for the Pimp Drop. The Godfather executes the Pimp Drop on Abel. The Godfather goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Malik Shabazz distracts Charlotte Maxwell. The Godfather nails Abel with a sidewalk slam. The Godfather nails Abel with a pumphandle slam. Charlotte Maxwell is back on the job. The Godfather runs into the ropes. Abel misses with a clothesline. The Godfather catches Abel totally by surprise. The Godfather executes the Pimp Drop on Abel. The Godfather goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Kane makes the save. The Godfather uses a headbutt on Abel. The Godfather hits Abel. The Godfather punches Abel. The Godfather hits a kick to the head on Abel. Abel bumps into Charlotte Maxwell. The Godfather goes for a sidewalk slam, but Abel blocks it. Abel tags Kane. Kane lifts The Godfather up. Abel nails The Godfather with the Ghetto Blasta and goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Charlotte Maxwell is back on the job. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, the Ho's puts The Godfather's foot on the rope. Kane hits a reverse neckbreaker on The Godfather. Kane goes for a German suplex, but The Godfather counters it with a facerake. The Godfather goes for a choke slam, but Kane counters it with an elbowsmash. Kane tags out to Abel. Kane leaves the ring. Abel puts The Godfather in a full nelson. The Godfather is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Godfather reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Godfather offers him the Ho's...for the whole night. He goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Malik Shabazz distracts Charlotte Maxwell. The Godfather runs into the ropes. The Godfather hits Abel with an elbow. The Godfather whips Abel into the ropes. Abel executes a backspin DDT on The Godfather. Abel gives him a kneedrop, but The Godfather doesn't even care. Abel punches The Godfather. The Godfather chops Abel. The Godfather hits Abel. Abel punches The Godfather. Abel punches The Godfather. The Godfather hits Abel. The Godfather kicks Abel. The Godfather goes for a headbutt, but Abel blocks it. Charlotte Maxwell is back on the job. Abel takes The Godfather down with a belly-to-back suplex. Abel goes for a kneelift, but The Godfather counters it with a legsweep. The Godfather executes a spin kick on Abel. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. The Godfather goes for a shoulderbreaker, but Abel blocks it. Abel runs into the ropes. The Godfather executes the Pimp Drop on Abel. The Godfather goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Kane doesn't make it in time... three. Abel has been eliminated. The winners are The Playa'z Club. Time of match: 0:35:18 Bob: "THE PIMP DROP FINISHES OFF ABEL! THE GODFATHER BRINGS THE WIN TO THE PLAYAZ CLUB!" Mort: "They_ve been hot since the return of Chocolate Thunder, this win has to get the attention of the championship committee. Next up is an Extreme Cage Death match putting Tom Tennant against...oh man...Bobby Skywalker...who books this crap?" ~~~~~ This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Extreme Cage Death match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kellie... Hailing from Altus, Oklahoma... Weighing in at 245 pounds... Bobby Skywalker His opponent... Led to the ring by "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper... Fighting out of Morgantown, West Virginia... Weighing in at 240 pounds... "The Survivor" Tom Tennant They lock up. Tom Tennant uses a single-leg takedown on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant whips Bobby Skywalker into the barbed wire. Tom Tennant executes a Soviet suplex on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant gives him a flying fistdrop, but Bobby Skywalker doesn't even care. Tom Tennant hits Bobby Skywalker with a bodyslam. Tom Tennant goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Bobby Skywalker executes a piledriver on Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Tom Tennant counters it with a sunset flip. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant hits a chop on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant hits a snap mare on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant goes for a kick to the midsection, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a dragon screw. Bobby Skywalker hits Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker kicks Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker hits Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker hits Tom Tennant with a monkey flip. Bobby Skywalker hits Tom Tennant with a Northern Lights suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker uses a flying bulldog on Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Bobby Skywalker hi-fives the fans. Bobby Skywalker uses a backspin DDT on Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker takes Tom Tennant down with a DDT. Bobby Skywalker goes for a German suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a go-behind. Bobby Skywalker re-reverses it. Bobby Skywalker goes for a bridging back suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a go-behind. Tom Tennant gives him a sleeperhold, but Bobby Skywalker doesn't even care. Bobby Skywalker climbs to the top of the cage. Bobby Skywalker takes Tom Tennant down with a flying bulldog. Bobby Skywalker hits a jumping DDT on Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker puts Tom Tennant in a half Boston. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bobby Skywalker whips Tom Tennant into the barbed wire, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Tom Tennant grinds Bobby Skywalker's face across the cage. Tom Tennant hits a single-leg takedown on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant scrapes Bobby Skywalker's face across the cage. Tom Tennant whips Bobby Skywalker into the barbed wire. Tom Tennant goes for a bodyslam, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with an elbowsmash. Bobby Skywalker nails Tom Tennant with a front slam. Bobby Skywalker whips Tom Tennant into the barbed wire. Bobby Skywalker hits Tom Tennant with a Northern Lights suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker hits him with the steel chair. Bobby Skywalker goes for a fisherman suplex, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant goes for an enzuigiri, but Bobby Skywalker ducks out of the way. Bobby Skywalker kicks Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker kicks Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant hits Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant executes a flying clothesline on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant hits a vertical suplex on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a jawbreaker. Bobby Skywalker is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker complains about a slow count. Tom Tennant nails Bobby Skywalker with an inside cradle. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant nails Bobby Skywalker with a kneedrop. Tom Tennant gives him a Hotshot, but Bobby Skywalker doesn't budge. Bobby Skywalker goes for an enzuigiri, but Tom Tennant ducks out of the way. Tom Tennant goes for a springboard rana, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a tiger driver. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Bobby Skywalker goes for a jumping DDT, but Tom Tennant counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tom Tennant hits Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker kicks Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant hits Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant places Bobby Skywalker on the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant nails Bobby Skywalker with a superplex. Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant hits him with the steel chair. Tom Tennant executes a bulldog headlock on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Bobby Skywalker goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Tom Tennant slides down his back. Tom Tennant goes for a bulldog headlock, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a back suplex. In turn, Tom Tennant counters it with a flip. Tom Tennant hits a Soviet suplex on Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant nails Bobby Skywalker with a tiger driver. James Beard counts: One, kickout. Tom Tennant goes for a springboard rana, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a double leg-hook. James Beard counts: One, kickout. Bobby Skywalker kicks Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker kicks Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker goes for a front slam, but Tom Tennant counters it with a roundhouse right. Tom Tennant kicks Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant kicks Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant hits Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant whips Bobby Skywalker into the barbed wire. Tom Tennant chops Bobby Skywalker. Tom Tennant chops Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker chops Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker executes an enzuigiri on Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker takes Tom Tennant down with a frog splash. James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker gives the sign for the Skyliner. Bobby Skywalker executes the Skyliner on Tom Tennant. Bobby Skywalker goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The winner is Bobby Skywalker. Time of match: 0:08:37 ~~~~~ Bob: "BOBBY SKYWALKER WINS!" Mort: "HAH HA HA HAH HA HA...Skywalker pinned Tennant...HAH HA HA..Uh oh..." Silkk the Shocker runs out with a barbed wired baseball bat and smashes Tom Tennant's head. Silkk goes to the top rope and executes a shooting star press on Tom Tennant. Silkk gets up and spits on Tom Tennant before he leaves the ring. Mort: "Silkk is trying to make one hell of a statement tonight, the real question is starting to become, can the No Limit Soldiers handle the response that they are going to get?" Bob: "I don_t think that Master P would write bigger checks than he can cash..." Mort: "Not with what Speed pays...the next match on our half of the PPV is the Chicago Street Fight for the Anything Goes Title. This one is going to be brutal." This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Chicago Street Fight four corners match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Anything Goes Title. Introducing first... From Garrison, New Jersey... Weighing in at 330 pounds... Dan Sexton His opponent... From Toronto, Canada... Weighing in at 281 pounds... "The Professional Bastard" Blackhawk McKnight Their opponent... Led to the ring by 'The Beauty' Amanda Perry... Hailing from Tacoma, Washington... Weighing in at 300 pounds... "The Enforcer" Kris Kanyon Their opponent... Hailing from The Bronx... Weighing in at 325 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Champion... Extremely Hardcore Brawler (Suddenly got the life starts blasting all over the PA. The Hardcore Brothers walk down the catwalk. Tony is holding a wooden bat. From his back pocket he pulls out some lighter fluid. He lights the sucker. Vinnie pulls out from behind him a bat wrapped in barb wire. Bonez pulls out Handy the hand puppet. Then all three rush the ring. Tony Smashes Kanyon with the bat. The bat breaks in Half, blood and burning wood flies everywhere. Vinnie makes a charge at Sexton. Sexton kicks him in the stomach, but Bonez quickly shoves Mr. Handy down his throat. Mcknight rushes Vinnie, EHB then smacks him with the ASS chair. Vinnie them nails him with the Bat. Tony spins to EHB. He extends his hand. EHB shakes it. They Hardcore boy s then leave the ring.) Half way up the ramp, the Hardcore Brothers are stopped. The entire LoS stands at the top of the ramp. Vinnie and Tony talk for a moment but whatever they are trying to figure out never gets solved. Dan Sexton, Blackhawk McKnight and Kris Kanyon race out of the ring and tackle them from behind. Blackhawk takes Vinnie up in the air and slams him down on the metal ramp with a powerbomb. Dan hefts Bonez into a suplex position and simply lets go, dropping him head first onto the unforgiving steel. Kanyon slaps Tony several times, and rams the back of his head into the ramp with a reverse DDT. Deathwish and Skull Ganz bring a folded table down the ramp as Blackhawk, Kanyon and Sexton stretch the Hardcore Brothers out, side by side. They position the table directly on top of the Hardcore Brothers faces. Skull Ganz rejoins Terminator at the top of the ramp, Sexton says something to Blackhawk and they turn their backs to the Hardcore Brothers and the table, facing the top of the ramp. Ganz and Terminator start racing towards Sexton and Blackhawk, when they reach them, both men bend down and flip Ganz and Terminator high into the air. They seem to float for a moment before they bring all their mass down on the table and the Hardcore Brothers. The table literally shatters from the impact, Vinnie_s leg twitches but otherwise the Hardcore Brothers aren_t moving. The crowd goes nuts as the LoS raise their arms, Kanyon, Blackhawk and Sexton make their way back to the ring. Bob: "But...why didn_t the Hardcore Brothers attack EHB?" Mort: "I don_t know and I doubt if they will remember it in the morning..." Dan Sexton vs Extremely Hardcore Brawler Dan Sexton attacks Extremely Hardcore Brawler before the bell. Dan Sexton hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with muay thai leg kick. Dan Sexton nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with muay thai leg kick. Dan Sexton whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the ropes, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler reverses it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes Dan Sexton down with the drop toehold onto a chair. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dan Sexton blocks it. Dan Sexton goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with an eye gouge. Dan Sexton locks Extremely Hardcore Brawler in a guillotine choke. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is valiantly trying to break the hold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to escape the hold. Dan Sexton lets go after 16 seconds. Dan Sexton uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Dan Sexton goes for headbutt to the groin, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with a power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a flying bulldog on Dan Sexton. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Dan Sexton into the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses with a clothesline. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Dan Sexton with an elbow. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a backbreaker on Dan Sexton. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tags out to Kris Kanyon. Kris Kanyon runs into the ropes. Dan Sexton hits Kris Kanyon with a kick. Dan Sexton is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat". Dan Sexton whips Kris Kanyon into the turnbuckle. Dan Sexton runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Kris Kanyon moves out of the way. Kris Kanyon goes for a Juvy Driver, but Dan Sexton counters it with an inside cradle. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton hits Kris Kanyon with an arm-hook DDT. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dan Sexton goes for a front slam, but Kris Kanyon counters it with a roundhouse right. Kris Kanyon chops Dan Sexton. Kris Kanyon kicks Dan Sexton. Kris Kanyon catches Dan Sexton in an abdominal stretch. Dan Sexton is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Kris Kanyon goes for a spinebuster slam, but Dan Sexton counters it with a kneelift. Kris Kanyon takes Dan Sexton down with a spinebuster slam. Kris Kanyon goes for the Grand Kanyon, but Dan Sexton counters it with a headbutt. Dan Sexton chops Kris Kanyon. Kris Kanyon kicks Dan Sexton. Kris Kanyon hits Dan Sexton. Kris Kanyon tags out to Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight whips Dan Sexton into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight hits Dan Sexton with a clothesline. Dan Sexton falls out of the ring. Blackhawk McKnight goes through the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight uses a diving elbow smash on Dan Sexton. Blackhawk McKnight yells "GET UP YOU GUTLESS PUKE!". Blackhawk McKnight takes Dan Sexton down with a diving elbow smash. Blackhawk McKnight sets up a table. Blackhawk McKnight whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail. Blackhawk McKnight yells "GET UP YOU GUTLESS PUKE!". Blackhawk McKnight knocks Dan Sexton into the ringpost. Blackhawk McKnight sets up Dan Sexton on the table. Blackhawk McKnight tries to powerdriver Dan Sexton through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Dan Sexton takes Blackhawk McKnight down with headbutt to the groin. Dan Sexton throws Blackhawk McKnight back into the ring. Dan Sexton takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker. Dan Sexton is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Dan Sexton runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Dan Sexton nails Blackhawk McKnight with a jumping DDT. Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat". Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Dan Sexton tags out to Kris Kanyon. Kris Kanyon nails Blackhawk McKnight with a spinebuster bomb. Kris Kanyon throws Blackhawk McKnight out of the ring. Kris Kanyon goes through the ropes. Kris Kanyon executes a spinebuster slam on Blackhawk McKnight. Kris Kanyon uses a spinebuster slam on Blackhawk McKnight. Kris Kanyon whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. Kris Kanyon goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight catches Kris Kanyon totally by surprise. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver on Kris Kanyon on the concrete floor. Blackhawk McKnight whips Kris Kanyon into the guardrail. Blackhawk McKnight throws Kris Kanyon back into the ring. Blackhawk McKnight tags out to Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes Kris Kanyon down with a pencil jab to the forehead. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes the Full Nelson...Of Pain on Kris Kanyon. Kris Kanyon tries to escape the hold. Kris Kanyon is close to passing out from the pain. Darren Lloyd checks Kris Kanyon's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Kris Kanyon fights his way out of the hold after 35 seconds. Kris Kanyon places Extremely Hardcore Brawler on the turnbuckle. Kris Kanyon uses a top-rope power bomb on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Kris Kanyon runs into the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Kris Kanyon with a backdrop. 'The Beauty' Amanda Perry enters the ring and hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with the Brass Knuckles. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is out cold. Kris Kanyon whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses with a clothesline. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Kris Kanyon with an elbow. Extremely Hardcore Brawler leaves the ring. Extremely Hardcore Brawler comes back in with a chair. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a piledriver on the chair. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Kris Kanyon has been eliminated. The winner is Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Time of match: 0:06:53 Bob: "KANYON IS GONE! A PILEDRIVER ON A STEEL CHAIR TAKES KANYON OUT!" Mort: "And now we_re down to the guys who really don_t like each other..." Dan Sexton vs Blackhawk McKnight They lock up. Dan Sexton catches Extremely Hardcore Brawler in an airplane spin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to escape the hold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler summons one last burst of energy. Darren Lloyd asks Extremely Hardcore Brawler if he should stop the fight. Extremely Hardcore Brawler shakes his head. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is barely hanging in there. Darren Lloyd asks Extremely Hardcore Brawler if he's had enough. Extremely Hardcore Brawler shakes his head. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd checks Extremely Hardcore Brawler's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Extremely Hardcore Brawler fights his way out of the hold after 41 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a low blow on Dan Sexton. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tags out to Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight takes Dan Sexton down with a diving elbow smash. Blackhawk McKnight nails Dan Sexton with an Exploder suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Blackhawk McKnight executes an Exploder suplex on Dan Sexton. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Blackhawk McKnight uses a vertical facebuster on Dan Sexton. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Blackhawk McKnight complains about a slow count. Blackhawk McKnight throws Dan Sexton out of the ring. Blackhawk McKnight goes through the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight hits Dan Sexton with an Exploder suplex. They're brawling inside the ring area. Blackhawk McKnight hits a backspin DDT on Dan Sexton. Blackhawk McKnight throws Dan Sexton back into the ring. Blackhawk McKnight brings the table into the ring. Dan Sexton nails Blackhawk McKnight with a powerslam. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dan Sexton whips Blackhawk McKnight into the turnbuckle. Dan Sexton goes for the Running Ligerbomb, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight sets up Dan Sexton on the table. Blackhawk McKnight executes a flying bodypress through the table. The table is broken in half. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver on Dan Sexton. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Dan Sexton has been eliminated. The winner is Blackhawk McKnight. Time of match: 0:09:57 Mort: "MCKNIGHT TAKES OUT THE RACIST BASTARD!" Bob: "EHB HAS BEEN RESTING THIS WHOLE TIME..." Blackhawk McKnight vs Extremely Hardcore Brawler They lock up. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a series of knees. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a knee to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a chokehold, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a kick to the midsection. Blackhawk McKnight nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with the Doctor Bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Blackhawk McKnight complains about a slow count. Blackhawk McKnight takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with an overhead head and arm suplex. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a spinebuster slam, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a kneelift. Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring. Blackhawk McKnight returns with a man hole cover. Blackhawk McKnight takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a Juvy Driver on the man hole cover. Blackhawk McKnight hits a head and arm suplex on Extremely Hardcore Brawler on the man hole cover. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver on Extremely Hardcore Brawler onto the man hole cover. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Extremely Hardcore Brawler has been eliminated. The winner is Blackhawk McKnight. Time of match: 0:11:31 Bob: "THREE STRAIGHT MOVES ONTO A MAN HOLE COVER AND IS KNOCKED OUT AND BUSTED OPEN...BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE...DARK,CRIMSON COVERS THE RING...OH THE HUMANITY..." The No Limit Soldiers run to the ring, Total Package is carrying a barbed wired baseball bat. He sneaks up from behind Extremely Hardcore Brawler and he hits E.H.B in the back of the head. After that, he is picks him up and hit him with the Total Stunner. Total Package: Well AGW, the most extreme wrestler in the world is here!! yup, that's me! I just came out here to make an example out of a guy who i think is a TOTAL fool. What kind of name is Extremely Hardcore Brawler?!?! well, this is just a warning and to all of you fools out there who think you have the balls to step up to me or any other No Limit Soldier, step right up, sign the contract, and prepare to get your ass kicked!! Mort: "Well, Blackhawk McKnight is the new Anything Goes Champion and this half of the King of Hearts PPV has been dominated by the No Limit Soldiers. Our last match for us is Brad Steel defending his Intercontential Title against Paul Vega." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Intercontinental Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... From Miami, FL... Weighing in at 250 pounds... "Blackheart" Paul Vega His opponent... Led to the ring by Violet Morris... From Philadelphia, PA... Weighing in at 250 pounds... The AGW Intercontinental Champion... Brad Steel They lock up. Paul Vega executes a back suplex on Brad Steel. Paul Vega whips Brad Steel into the turnbuckle. Paul Vega runs shoulder-first into the corner. Paul Vega runs into the ropes. Brad Steel hits Paul Vega with a clothesline. Brad Steel runs into the ropes. Susan Blake trips Brad Steel. Brad Steel throws Paul Vega out of the ring. Brad Steel jumps onto him with a senton. Brad Steel knocks Paul Vega into the ringsteps. Brad Steel reenters the ring. Paul Vega follows him back in. Brad Steel nails Paul Vega with the Ace Crusher. Brad Steel whips Paul Vega into the ropes. Paul Vega misses with a clothesline. Paul Vega hits Brad Steel with a lariat. Paul Vega flexs his muscles. Paul Vega goes for a spinebuster slam, but Brad Steel counters it with a DDT. In turn, Paul Vega counters it with a low blow. Paul Vega hits the Inverted Tiger Driver on Brad Steel. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Paul Vega nails Brad Steel with a short clothesline. Paul Vega flexs his muscles. Paul Vega hits Brad Steel with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Paul Vega goes for rolling clothesline, but Brad Steel ducks out of the way. Brad Steel hits a springboard bulldog on Paul Vega. Brad Steel throws Paul Vega out of the ring. Brad Steel goes through the ropes. Brad Steel knocks Paul Vega into the ringsteps. Brad Steel is handed a garbage can. Brad Steel takes a swing at Paul Vega with the garbage can, but he gets out of the way. Paul Vega snatches the garbage can from him. Paul Vega hits him with the garbage can. Paul Vega hits a spinning leg lariat on Brad Steel. Paul Vega whips Brad Steel into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paul Vega hits Brad Steel with a spinebuster slam. Paul Vega whips Brad Steel into the guardrail. Paul Vega executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Brad Steel. Violet Morris comes from behind and distracts Paul Vega. Brad Steel hits him with the garbage can. Brad Steel sets up a table. Brad Steel sets up Paul Vega on the table. Brad Steel executes a 450 splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Brad Steel whips him into . Brad Steel uses an armdrag takedown on Paul Vega. Brad Steel hits Paul Vega with a backspin DDT. Brad Steel throws Paul Vega back into the ring. Brad Steel is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Brad Steel hits Paul Vega with a cobra clutch suplex. Brad Steel hits Paul Vega with a spinning heel kick. Brad Steel catches Paul Vega in an achilles tendon hold. Paul Vega tries to escape the hold. Paul Vega breaks the hold after 18 seconds. Paul Vega whips Brad Steel into the ropes, but Brad Steel reverses it. Brad Steel takes Paul Vega down with a spinning leg lariat. Brad Steel nails Paul Vega with a cobra clutch suplex. Brad Steel is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Brad Steel locks Paul Vega in an armbar submission. Paul Vega reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brad Steel hits Paul Vega with a cobra clutch suplex. Brad Steel whips Paul Vega into the ropes. Brad Steel hits a Death Valley Driver on Paul Vega. Brad Steel executes the Bombs Away on Paul Vega. Brad Steel goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The winner is Brad Steel. Time of match: 0:04:34 Bob: "BRAD STEEL RETAINS HIS BELT! BRAD STEEL IS STILL THE IC CHAMPION..." Mort: "Jeez, can you get more excited?" Bob: "BUT STEEL DOMINATED..." Mort: "Vega was too busy flexing his muscles, I guess. Man, you need to chill out. For Bob, this is Mort and I am outta here. **30 minute intermission** POST INTERMISSION (the crowd is still going wild during the break of the action. The fans in Toronto love every minute of action they_ve been getting, and they know that more is to come. Violet Morris and Speed Racer are at the announcers table.) VIOLET: Hello everyone. We are having a great time here in Toronto, Canada. I am Violet Morris, and alongside me is AGW owner, Speed Racer. SPEED: Yeah, I already made one appearance today. VIOLET: An unpopular one as well. SPEED: Yeah, people didn_t like me cancelling my match with Most Holy. Not like it mattered. VIOLET: We have already had a new Anything Goes Champ crowned in Blackhawk McKnight. SPEED: A well-deserved one too. We also had 2 newcomers make it to the finals of the Cruiserweight tourney. Jimmy Priest and Sebastian Cage put out great performances and upset Most Holy AND Kid Nitro. Priest got the win over Cage and will face Deathwish a bit later for the Cruiserweight Title. VIOLET: Not to mention my own sister, Katrina, FINALLY getting her due, gaining the Women_s Title. SPEED: Yeah yeah, ever since Smooth Roid-Monster came back, he and Katrina have been very confident. Of course, GenX suffered a well-deserved setback in being humiliated by ACC-DX_s B-Team. Man, I sure am glad ACC-DX took full advantage of my allowing them to choose the stips. VIOLET: Actually, I think it is just DX again. Let us not forget about my man, Brad Steel, defending his IC Title against Paul Vega successfully. SPEED: Oh yeah. Whatever. My boy, CDogg, and his partner The Godfather won that vicious 4 corners tag battle. Kid Nitro won the TV Title like I knew he would, and Token Minority Jobber proves without a doubt that he is the league_s suckiest wrestler. That is why his match with Grendel was named such. VIOLET: Well, TMJ has to face Max Wagner again to decide that. TMJ_s only AGW win came against Wagner. SPEED: Poor Max will never live that down. Well, that was our recap of what has already gone down here in Toronto. And we have a lot more. A tag team tournament, a singles tournament and a crapload of title matches. The tag tourney is our first order of business. We have Barry Horowitz in the AGW event center to recap the first two rounds of the tourney, which have already happend. (Barry, in a very nice suit and tie, is sitting at the event desk.) BARRY: Thanks Speed and Violet. Time is not going to be wasted, as we are going straight to recaps from the first 2 rounds of the tag team Ringmaster/King Of Hearts tourney. [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Heartless Ones defeated The Reckoning when Deathwish pinned Minister Moon with his special move in 0:04:56. Rating: 1/4* [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Hardcore Brothers defeated New Jack and Shawn Michaels when T. Hardcore pinned New Jack with the HardKnock in 0:14:30. Rating: ** 3/4 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match ApocoLoco defeated Beauty And The Beast when PacoLoco pinned Gardner after the American Nightmare in 0:13:16. Rating: ** 1/4 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Disaster Brothers defeated Matt Grendel and Muldoon when P Vega pinned Matt Grendel with the The Blackheart Punch in 0:09:13. Rating: ** 3/4 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Playa'z Club defeated The Franchise when CDogg pinned Edge after a flying forearm in 0:03:20. Rating: ** 1/4 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The New Death Sensation defeated Bobby Skywalker and Christopher Thunder when E.H. Brawler pinned B. Skywalker after a scoop powerslam in 0:10:14. Rating: ** 1/4 BARRY: What happened at this point in the tourney was Speed Racer coming down to the ring. He said that he adjusted the next two matches a bit. The Foreign Legion were scheduled to face the Lone Wolves and the new team of the Outlawz were going to face Mountain Of Darkness and Preacher. Speed said that he wanted to continue to make GenX_s day a living hell, and so he brought out his best team, The Thespian Express. He put the Outlawz against the Foreign Legion and put the Thespians against the GenX team, with the inactive Lone Wolves being left out. [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Foreign Legion defeated Outlawz when Gunner pinned Total Package after the Crossfire in 0:21:28. Rating: *** 1/2 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Thespian Express defeated Mountain Of Darkness and The Preacher when Comedy pinned Mountain with the Encore in 0:17:28. Rating: -3/4* [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Blood Pirates defeated Overkill when Captain Rat pinned Steel after the The Plank in 0:10:09. Rating: ** [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match You Want Mustard on That Hot Dog? defeated Matt Technician and Token Minority Jobber when Most Holy pinned T.M. Jobber with the Holy Roller in 0:11:04. Rating: -3/4* [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Ghetto Boyz defeated Blood Runs Cold when Abel pinned Genesis with the Ghettoplex in 0:14:33. Rating: * 3/4 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Violators defeated Mark Starr and Corey Johnson when Vice pinned Cameraman C. Johnson with the Slaughtering Of The Innocent in 0:06:55. Rating: ** 1/2 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Big & Smooth defeated Joaquin Campos and Quackman when Anaconda made Quacks submit to the Big Squeeze in 0:13:30. Rating: ** [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Kid Nitro and Speed Racer defeated Steve Lansing and The Terminator when Kid Nitro pinned Lansing after hitting him with a foreign object in 0:15:14. Rating: *** 1/2 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Conveyors Of Pain defeated Twin Towers when M. Wagner pinned Stealth with his special move in 0:15:22. Rating: ** 1/2 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Unholy Ones defeated Hell On Earth when Josh Priest made Father Arson submit to the Confession in 0:24:38. Rating: -* 1/2 BARRY: The first round really contained no surprises at all. Here is what went down in the second round. [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Heartless Ones defeated The Hardcore Brothers when S.Ganz pinned V. Hardcore after a power bomb in 0:06:26. Rating: *** 1/4 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Disaster Brothers defeated ApocoLoco when P Vega pinned Apocalypse with the The Blackheart Punch in 0:13:22. Rating: *** [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Playa'z Club defeated The New Death Sensation when CDogg pinned E.H. Brawler with the Mad Hops Superkick in 0:10:51. Rating: **** 1/4 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Foreign Legion defeated The Thespian Express when Gunner pinned Comedy after the Crossfire in 0:16:34. Rating: ** [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match You Want Mustard on That Hot Dog? defeated Blood Pirates when J. Crush pinned Admiral Blood after the Diagonal Toast Cutter in 0:09:59. Rating: ** 1/4 [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Violators defeated Ghetto Boyz when Magnum pinned Abel after the Great Southern Trendkill in 0:12:57. Rating: *** [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Big & Smooth defeated Kid Nitro and Speed Racer when Smooth Operator made Speed Racer submit to the Smooth Operation in 0:18:49. Rating: *** BARRY: In what will go down as an ultimate embarassment, Speed Racer gave up to Smooth. After the match, Speed was incensed at Kid Nitro for some reason and stormed to the back. [KING OF HEARTS TAG TOURNEY - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match The Unholy Ones defeated Conveyors Of Pain when J.Priest pinned D. Sexton after hitting him with a fire extinguisher in 0:14:54. Rating: 1/2* BARRY: As you can see, there were still few surprises. Maybe the Pirates losing to Most Holy and Jimmy Crush but that would be it. Back to you guys. VIOLET: Yeah Speed, Smooth did humiliate you didn_t he? SPEED: No, he surprised me because my partner wasn_t into the match. I don_t know what Nitro was thinking. I pretty much GAVE him the TV title, and yet he doesn_t wanna repay me? Sounds fishy to me. VIOLET: What, you think he has ulterior motives? I think you are the one that has used him so far. SPEED: Look, nobody is using anybody. Let_s just go on. And let me put it on record that Smooth Operator will not get away with his crap. Hey, Violet, have you ever read the Batman comic book? VIOLET: Years ago, why? SPEED: Well, there is character called Bane, who is plugged into a steroid-machine or some crap like that. He turns it on and bulks up immediately. Well, Smooth has one of those. In reality, Smooth Operator is a 110 pound pencil-neck geek. VIOLET: Stop it. Our first match of the quarterfinals will pit former stablemates against one another. The Disaster Brothers face the Heartless Ones. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... At a total combined weight of 548 pounds... The Heartless Ones Their opponents... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Disaster Brothers They lock up. Paul Vega uses a spinning leg lariat on Skull Ganz. Paul Vega leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Paul Vega runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Paul Vega hits Skull Ganz with a lariat. Paul Vega takes Skull Ganz down with a spinebuster slam. Bowen Murphy counts: One, shoulder up. Paul Vega flexs his muscles. Paul Vega whips Skull Ganz into the ropes. Paul Vega misses with a clothesline. Skull Ganz takes Paul Vega down with a flying forearm. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Skull Ganz executes a kneedrop on Paul Vega. Skull Ganz hits himself in the head. Skull Ganz takes the chair. Skull Ganz hits Paul Vega with a flying forearm with the chair. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz executes a leaping swinging DDT on Paul Vega. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Sean Blake makes the save. Skull Ganz executes the Running Forearm Smash on Paul Vega. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz goes for a leaping swinging DDT, but Paul Vega counters it with an atomic drop. In turn, Skull Ganz counters it with a backward kick. Skull Ganz chops Paul Vega. Paul Vega punches Skull Ganz. Paul Vega chops Skull Ganz. Paul Vega goes for a backbreaker, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz tags out to Deathwish. Deathwish and Skull Ganz whip Paul Vega into the ropes. They hit Paul Vega with a double backdrop. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. Deathwish goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Paul Vega blocks it. Bowen Murphy removes the chair from the ring. Paul Vega kicks Deathwish. Deathwish hits Paul Vega. Deathwish chops Paul Vega. Paul Vega hits Deathwish. Paul Vega chops Deathwish. Paul Vega chops Deathwish. Paul Vega throws Deathwish out of the ring. Paul Vega goes through the ropes. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Sean Blake nails Deathwish with the Running Forearm Smash. Paul Vega goes for a lariat, but Deathwish counters it with a crucifix. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Deathwish and Skull Ganz hit Paul Vega with a double flying axhandle. Sean Blake comes over, but gets cut off. Deathwish and Skull Ganz hit Paul Vega with a double flying axhandle. Sean Blake gets back up and lays out Skull Ganz. Paul Vega and Sean Blake hit Deathwish with a double DDT. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish uses a brain buster on Paul Vega. Deathwish uses an eye gouge on Paul Vega. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz hits Paul Vega with a short clothesline. Deathwish hits a dragon suplex on Paul Vega. Deathwish whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. Deathwish goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Paul Vega ducks out of the way. Paul Vega is handed a prosthetic leg. Paul Vega hits him with the prosthetic leg. Sean Blake comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz comes over, but gets cut off. Sean Blake executes a Tombstone on Deathwish. Paul Vega hits a flying legdrop on Deathwish. They're brawling inside the ring area. Paul Vega nails Deathwish with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Paul Vega knocks Deathwish into the ringsteps. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Deathwish nails Susan Blake. Paul Vega sets up a table. Paul Vega sets up Deathwish on the table. Paul Vega tries to drive Deathwish through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Deathwish whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. Deathwish nails Paul Vega with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Sean Blake comes over, but gets cut off. Deathwish and Skull Ganz hit Paul Vega with a double flying axhandle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. Deathwish knocks Paul Vega into the ringsteps. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz nails Paul Vega with the Running Forearm Smash. Deathwish grabs a chair. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but Paul Vega counters it with a backward kick. Paul Vega is handed the Garbage can. Paul Vega takes a swing at Deathwish with the Garbage can, but he gets out of the way. Deathwish snatches the Garbage can from him. Deathwish hits him with the Garbage can. Deathwish whips Paul Vega into the guardrail. Deathwish hits a Hotshot on Paul Vega. Deathwish executes a backspin DDT on Paul Vega. Deathwish executes a backspin DDT on Paul Vega. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz goes for a short clothesline, but Paul Vega counters it with a crucifix. Paul Vega throws Deathwish back into the ring. Paul Vega uses rolling clothesline on Deathwish. Paul Vega is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Paul Vega whips Deathwish into the ropes. Deathwish hits Paul Vega with a shoulderblock. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Paul Vega. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The winners are The Heartless Ones. Time of match: 0:06:26 ~~~~~ SPEED: It hasn_t been a good night for Blake and Vega. Blake lost the TV Title and Vega failed in his quest for the IC belt. VIOLET: At least Vega still has a World Title shot given to him by Most Holy. SPEED: That_s true. If Vega is going to choose a match to put his absolute best effort in, it would be that one. VIOLET: The Playaz Club will face the Foreign Legion next. Winners face the Heartless Ones in the semis. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lil Flava and the Ho's... At a total combined weight of 576 pounds... The Playa'z Club Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 615 pounds... Foreign Legion They lock up. The Godfather enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Godfather uses a pumphandle slam on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Gunner ducks out of the way. The Godfather leaves the ring. Gunner goes for a Tombstone, but Chocolate Thunder slides down his back. Chocolate Thunder hits Gunner with a belly-to-back suplex. Chocolate Thunder goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Gunner blocks it. Gunner goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder goes for a camel clutch, but Gunner blocks it. Gunner tags out to Guard. Guard whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes, but Chocolate Thunder reverses it. Guard hits a back heel kick on Chocolate Thunder. Guard goes for a front-layout suplex, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a vertical suplex. Chocolate Thunder goes for a spinebuster slam, but Guard counters it with a kneelift. Guard runs into the ropes. Guard hits Chocolate Thunder with an elbow. Guard nails Chocolate Thunder with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Guard hits Chocolate Thunder with leg scissors. Guard hits Chocolate Thunder with a legdrop. Guard leaves the ring. He returns with a bottle. Guard hits him with the bottle. Charlotte Maxwell throws the bottle out of the ring. Guard executes a lariat on Chocolate Thunder. Guard uses a choke slam on Chocolate Thunder. Guard goes for a Hotshot, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a Thesz press. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Guard hits a legsweep faceslam on Chocolate Thunder. Guard executes a lariat on Chocolate Thunder. Guard takes Chocolate Thunder down with a kick to the midsection. Guard goes for a choke slam, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with an elbowsmash. Chocolate Thunder executes a DDT on Guard. Chocolate Thunder tags out to The Godfather. The Godfather and Chocolate Thunder whip Guard into the ropes. They hit Guard with a double fist to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. The Godfather hits a spin kick on Guard. The Godfather goes for a sidewalk slam, but Guard blocks it. Guard tags out to Gunner. Guard enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Guard goes for a clothesline, but The Godfather ducks out of the way. Guard rolls out of the ring. The Godfather whips Gunner into the ropes, but Gunner reverses it. Gunner goes for a roundhouse right, but The Godfather blocks it. The Godfather tags out to Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Gunner hits Chocolate Thunder with a kick. Gunner whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder executes a back heel kick on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder goes for hurracanrana, but Gunner blocks it. Gunner kicks Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder kicks Gunner. Chocolate Thunder punches Gunner. Chocolate Thunder takes Gunner down with an inverted atomic drop. Chocolate Thunder throws Gunner out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes through the ropes. The Godfather comes over to make it two-on-one. Guard comes over and lays out The Godfather. Guard hits Chocolate Thunder with a flying fistdrop. Gunner goes for a tiger suplex, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Guard comes over and lays out The Godfather. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Godfather comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather nails Gunner with a kick to the head. Chocolate Thunder grabs a chair. Chocolate Thunder sets up the chair. Chocolate Thunder uses a belly-to-back suplex onto the chair on Gunner. The Godfather hits a savate kick on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder takes Gunner down with a crucifix. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder goes for an armdrag takedown, but Gunner blocks it. Guard comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather comes over and lays out Guard. Chocolate Thunder and The Godfather hit Gunner with a double flying axhandle. Chocolate Thunder takes Gunner down with a kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder knocks Gunner into the ringsteps. The Godfather comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather hits a spin kick on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder hits a belly-to-back suplex on Gunner. The Godfather goes for a spinning mule kick, but Gunner blocks it. Guard nails The Godfather with a legsweep faceslam. Guard is handed a bullrope. Guard hits him with the bullrope. Guard goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Godfather blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Godfather gives him a kick to the midsection, but Guard doesn't even care. The Godfather goes for a roundhouse right, but Guard counters it with a punch. Guard executes the Super Guard Bomb on The Godfather on the concrete floor. The Godfather is out cold. Guard executes a jawbreaker on The Godfather. Gunner comes over to make it two-on-one. Guard and Gunner hit The Godfather with a double flying kneedrop. Guard and Gunner hit The Godfather with a double Hotshot. Chocolate Thunder comes over and lays out Gunner. The Godfather goes for a facerake, but Guard blocks it. Gunner comes over to make it two-on-one. Gunner nails The Godfather with a flying fistdrop. Guard executes a legsweep faceslam on The Godfather. Chocolate Thunder comes over, but gets cut off. Gunner executes a back heel kick on The Godfather. Guard uses a lariat on The Godfather. Guard and Gunner hit The Godfather with a double flying fistdrop. They're brawling inside the ring area. Gunner comes over to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder comes over, but gets cut off. Guard and Gunner hit The Godfather with a double flying kneedrop. Chocolate Thunder gets back up and lays out Gunner. The Godfather and Chocolate Thunder hit Guard with a double flying kneedrop. The Godfather reenters the ring. Guard follows him back in. The Godfather tags out to Chocolate Thunder. Gunner enters the ring and lays out The Godfather. Guard and Gunner whip Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. They hit Chocolate Thunder with a double kick to the midsection. Gunner leaves the ring. Guard throws Chocolate Thunder out of the ring. Guard goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder uses a Northern Lights suplex on Guard. Chocolate Thunder reenters the ring. Guard follows him back in. Chocolate Thunder throws Guard out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder jumps onto him with a somersault plancha. The Godfather comes over to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder and The Godfather hit Guard with a double flying axhandle. Chocolate Thunder whips Guard into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder knocks Guard into the ringsteps. The Godfather comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Guard counters it with a low blow. Guard goes for a clothesline, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a crucifix. The Godfather comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather hits Guard with a powerslam. Chocolate Thunder uses a missile dropkick on Guard. Lil Flava comes from behind and distracts Guard. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder goes for a split legged moonsault, but Guard gets his knees up. Guard knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringpost. Gunner comes over to make it two-on-one. The Godfather comes over and lays out Gunner. The Godfather goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Guard counters it with a low blow. Guard and Gunner hit Chocolate Thunder with a double Hotshot. Guard whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Guard executes a jumping DDT on Chocolate Thunder. Gunner comes over to make it two-on-one. Guard and Gunner hit Chocolate Thunder with a double back heel kick. The Godfather comes over and lays out Gunner. The Godfather hits Guard with a kick to the head. Chocolate Thunder goes for a crucifix, but Guard counters it with . The Godfather comes over and lays out Gunner. The Godfather uses a kick to the head on Guard. Chocolate Thunder goes for a crucifix, but Guard ducks out of the way. Guard goes for a Gorilla Press, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder executes a back heel kick on Guard. The Godfather comes over to make it two-on-one. Gunner comes over and lays out The Godfather. Gunner executes a flying lariat on Chocolate Thunder. Guard hits a legsweep faceslam on Chocolate Thunder. Guard throws Chocolate Thunder back into the ring. Guard brings the table into the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Guard blocks it. Guard executes the Super Guard Bomb on Chocolate Thunder. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Lil Flava puts Chocolate Thunder's foot on the rope. Guard punches Chocolate Thunder. Guard chops Chocolate Thunder. Guard punches Chocolate Thunder. Guard sets up Chocolate Thunder on the table. Guard executes the Super Guard Bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. Guard tags out to Gunner. Gunner and Guard whip Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. They attempt to hit Chocolate Thunder with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Chocolate Thunder hits them with a double clothesline. Guard leaves the ring. Chocolate Thunder whips Gunner into the ropes. Gunner goes for a back heel kick, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a cradle suplex. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Gunner uses a brain buster on Chocolate Thunder. Gunner goes for a flying lariat, but Lil Flava shoves him off the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder hits a kick to the midsection on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder hits a dropkick to the knee on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Gunner counters it with a crucifix. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Lil Flava puts Chocolate Thunder's foot on the rope. Gunner uses a double-axhandle chop on Chocolate Thunder. Gunner runs into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Gunner with a swinging punch. Chocolate Thunder hits Gunner with a belly-to-back suplex. Chocolate Thunder uses a flying shoulderblock on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder whips Gunner into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits a dropkick on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder goes for a frog splash, but Gunner rolls out of the way. Guard enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Godfather enters the ring and lays out Guard. The Godfather leaves the ring. Chocolate Thunder uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Gunner. Chocolate Thunder goes for the STF, but Gunner blocks it. Gunner nails Chocolate Thunder with a fisherman suplex. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three. The winners are Foreign Legion. Time of match: 0:15:51 ~~~~~ VIOLET: WOW!! And the Foreign Legion, who struggled in their early AGW careers, are now beating some great teams. SPEED: Yeah, they beat The Thespians which upset me. But then again, I have been used to my teams losing to the Foreign Legion over in the TWD. VIOLET: Very true. They are one of the best in the biz. Most Holy and Jimmy Crush will fight another great team from the on-hiatus TWD, The Violators. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess and Regis Philbin... At a total combined weight of 444 pounds... You Want Mustard on That Hot Dog? Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 680 pounds... The Violators They lock up. Most Holy nails Magnum with a reverse neckbreaker. Most Holy gives him a superkick, but Magnum only stares at him. Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Magnum blocks it. Magnum runs into the ropes. Magnum misses with a clothesline. Most Holy and Magnum get hit with a double clothesline. Most Holy whips Magnum into the turnbuckle. Most Holy gives him a dropkick, but Magnum doesn't even care. Most Holy goes for a facebite, but Magnum counters it with a kneelift. Magnum gets a full nelson on Most Holy. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Magnum uses a front slam on Most Holy. Magnum hits a kneedrop on Most Holy. Magnum tags out to Vice. Magnum enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Vice and Magnum whip Most Holy into the ropes. They hit Most Holy with a double kick to the midsection. Magnum leaves the ring. Vice runs into the ropes. Vice misses with a kick. Most Holy hits Vice with a clothesline. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Vice hits Most Holy with a clothesline. Most Holy begs off. Vice catches Most Holy in an armbar submission. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Vice whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy nails Vice with a Hotshot. Most Holy tags out to Jimmy Crush. Magnum enters the ring and throws Most Holy out of the ring. Magnum nails Jimmy Crush with a flying lariat. Vice nails Jimmy Crush with a flying headbutt. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Magnum leaves the ring. Vice locks Jimmy Crush in an octopus hold. Jimmy Crush reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Vice tags out to Magnum. Magnum and Vice whip Jimmy Crush into the ropes. They hit Jimmy Crush with a double backdrop. Magnum and Vice whip Jimmy Crush into the ropes. They hit Jimmy Crush with a double fist to the midsection. Vice nails Jimmy Crush with a Hotshot. Magnum nails Jimmy Crush with a flying bulldog. Magnum and Vice whip Jimmy Crush into the ropes. They hit Jimmy Crush with a double kick to the midsection. Vice leaves the ring. Magnum goes for a half Boston, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush executes a fist to the midsection on Magnum. Jimmy Crush tags out to Most Holy. Vice enters the ring, but gets cut off. Jimmy Crush goes for a jumping DDT, but Magnum counters it with a backdrop. Jimmy Crush rolls out of the ring. Magnum hits Most Holy with a jawbreaker. Most Holy begs off. Magnum whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy hits Magnum with a kick. Jimmy Crush enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Vice enters the ring, but gets cut off. Most Holy and Jimmy Crush whip Magnum into the ropes. They hit Magnum with a double backdrop. Jimmy Crush leaves the ring. Most Holy executes a clothesline on Magnum. Jimmy Crush enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Most Holy and Jimmy Crush hit Magnum with a double kneedrop. Jimmy Crush leaves the ring. Most Holy whips Magnum into the ropes, but Magnum reverses it. Magnum misses with a clothesline. Magnum hits a Hotshot on Most Holy. Magnum tags out to Vice. Magnum nails Most Holy with a flying lariat. Vice hits Most Holy with an inside cradle. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Magnum leaves the ring. Vice takes Most Holy down with a legsweep. Vice whips Most Holy into the ropes. Vice hits Most Holy with a clothesline. Vice catches Most Holy in a kneelock submission. Most Holy tries to escape the hold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Vice catches Most Holy in a chokehold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Vice hits a fallaway slam on Most Holy. Vice takes Most Holy down with a lariat. Most Holy begs off. Vice hits a butt-bump on Most Holy. Vice nails Most Holy with a double underhook piledriver. Vice goes for a kneelock submission, but Most Holy counters it with a kick to the head. Most Holy hits a DDT on Vice. Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Vice counters it with a facerake. Vice hits Most Holy with a DDT. Vice hits a lariat on Most Holy. Vice is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Bowen Murphy. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Vice whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy hits Vice with a kick. Most Holy tags out to Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush executes a diving shoulderblock on Vice. Jimmy Crush yells "I'm the firestarter!". Jimmy Crush catches Vice in a front facelock. Vice is struggling to reach the ropes. Vice tries to escape the hold. Vice is struggling to reach the ropes. Vice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Jimmy Crush hits Vice with a rolling elbow smash. Jimmy Crush hits a flying dropkick on Vice. Most Holy enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush and Most Holy whip Vice into the ropes. They attempt to hit Vice with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Most Holy leaves the ring. Vice gets an armbar submission on Jimmy Crush. Vice lets go after 13 seconds. Vice hits Jimmy Crush. Vice chops Jimmy Crush. Vice attempts to place Jimmy Crush on the turnbuckle, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Vice tags out to Magnum. Magnum and Vice whip Jimmy Crush into the ropes. Magnum and Vice hit Jimmy Crush with a double Hotshot. Vice leaves the ring. Jimmy Crush whips Magnum into the ropes, but Magnum reverses it. Magnum misses with a clothesline. Magnum hits Jimmy Crush with a backdrop. Magnum hits a European uppercut on Jimmy Crush. Magnum goes for a ropeburn, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush takes Magnum down with Air Sabu. Jimmy Crush gets a standing wristlock on Magnum. Magnum reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jimmy Crush gives him a flying dropkick, but Magnum only stares at him. Magnum hits Jimmy Crush with a diving shoulderblock. Magnum catches Jimmy Crush in a half Boston. Jimmy Crush reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Magnum tags Vice. Vice lifts Jimmy Crush up. Magnum nails Jimmy Crush with the Great Southern Trendkill and goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The winners are The Violators. Time of match: 0:08:39 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Tough loss for Most Holy and Jimmy Crush. But at least Mostest now has plenty of time to prepare for his match with Alex Star. SPEED: I have to commend Star. He hasn_t wrestled one match on the whole PPV so far. He will have all of his energy tonight for his World Title match. VIOLET: Very true, Speed. We are out our last quarterfinal match as Big and Smooth will take on the surging Unholy Ones. SPEED: Yeah, one of the Priest brothers already has a Cruiserweight title shot, and now they are 2 or 3 matches away from getting some sort of tag title shot. These guys are impressive. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... At a total combined weight of 810 pounds... Big & Smooth Their opponents... Led to the ring by Reverend Bobby Priest and Fallen Angel... At a total combined weight of 461 pounds... The Unholy Ones They lock up. Anaconda enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest enters the ring and lays out Anaconda. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit Smooth Operator with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. Josh Priest runs into the ropes. Josh Priest misses with a shoulderblock. Josh Priest hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Josh Priest hits Smooth Operator with a thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest takes Smooth Operator down with a kick to the midsection. Josh Priest goes for the Ace Crusher, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator chops Josh Priest. Josh Priest kicks Smooth Operator. Josh Priest hits Smooth Operator. Josh Priest hits Smooth Operator with a superkick. Josh Priest nails Smooth Operator with an enzuilariato. Josh Priest tags out to Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest and Josh Priest whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double kick to the midsection. Jimmy Priest and Josh Priest hit Smooth Operator with a double thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest takes Smooth Operator down with a thrust kick to the head. Jimmy Priest nails Smooth Operator with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. James Adams counts: One, shoulder up. Josh Priest leaves the ring. Jimmy Priest whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Jimmy Priest misses with a clothesline. Smooth Operator gives him a short lariat, but Jimmy Priest doesn't budge. Jimmy Priest tags out to Josh Priest. Jimmy Priest goes for the Discus Punch, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Anaconda hits Jimmy Priest with a German suplex. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. Anaconda goes for a backspin DDT, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Jimmy Priest tags out to Josh Priest. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit Anaconda with a double thrust kick to the head. Jimmy Priest hits an inverted DDT on Anaconda. Josh Priest nails Anaconda with a springboard legdrop. Smooth Operator enters the ring, but gets cut off. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest whip Anaconda into the ropes. They hit Anaconda with a double elbowsmash. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. Josh Priest hits a handspring elbow on Anaconda. Josh Priest puts Anaconda in a nerve hold. Anaconda is valiantly trying to break the hold. Anaconda reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Josh Priest goes for a kick to the midsection, but Anaconda blocks it. Anaconda throws Josh Priest out of the ring. Anaconda goes through the ropes. Anaconda whips Josh Priest into the guardrail. Anaconda reenters the ring. Josh Priest follows him back in. Anaconda hits a brain buster on Josh Priest. Anaconda whips Josh Priest into the turnbuckle. Anaconda runs shoulder-first into the corner. Anaconda hits Josh Priest with a German suplex. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Anaconda uses a fistdrop on Josh Priest. Anaconda goes for a stomp, but Josh Priest rolls out of the way. Josh Priest raises his arms and stares at the heavens. Josh Priest tags out to Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest and Josh Priest hit Anaconda with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Josh Priest leaves the ring. Jimmy Priest hits Anaconda with a spear. Jimmy Priest nails Anaconda with a Yakuza kick. Jimmy Priest whips Anaconda into the ropes. Anaconda misses with a clothesline. Jimmy Priest misses with a clothesline. Jimmy Priest misses with a kick. Jimmy Priest misses with a clothesline. Anaconda misses with a shoulderblock. SPEED: Yawn! I think I need to stand up next to the apron and stretch. VIOLET: What!? Anaconda goes for a backspin DDT, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Jimmy Priest takes Anaconda down with a koppo kick. Jimmy Priest whips Anaconda into the ropes. Speed Racer trips Anaconda. VIOLET: How low is that. Speed tripped the big man, and he fell hard. Jimmy Priest catches Anaconda in a stomach claw. Anaconda summons one last burst of energy. James Adams asks Anaconda if he's still there. Anaconda nods. James Adams asks Anaconda if he's still there. Anaconda nods. Anaconda is writhing in pain. James Adams checks Anaconda's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. James Adams stops the match after 36 seconds. The winners are The Unholy Ones. Time of match: 0:04:42 ~~~~~ SPEED: Man, the nerve of Anaconda attacking me while I stretch. Sheesh. Some things are not sacred anymore. VIOLET: I can_t believe you. Here comes Smooth Operator to set you straight. (Smooth really lays verbal abuse on Speed who is holding his hands over his ears. Smooth grabs Speed by the collar and threatens to punch him but Speed makes the motion that Smooth will be fined. Smooth lets go.) SPEED: That_s right. Unless we are in an actual match together, you cannot punch me. I will suspend your ass and there won_t be anything you or Violet can do about it. After all, I am the PRESIDENT. Now, get out of here and cry in the back. VIOLET: Despicable. SPEED: Hey, I can_t help that he can_t take a joke. VIOLET: You just did that because Big and Smooth beat you and your buddy up. SPEED: No, I did it because I don_t want Big and Smooth to get any tag title shots. I would much rather have an unproven rookie tag team get one. VIOLET: Oh please. We are in the semis now. The Heartless Ones face the Foreign Legion. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... At a total combined weight of 548 pounds... The Heartless Ones Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 615 pounds... Foreign Legion They lock up. Gunner chops Deathwish. Gunner hits Deathwish. Gunner takes Deathwish down with a cradle DDT. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Gunner leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Gunner hits him with the ring bell. James Adams throws the ring bell out of the ring. Gunner executes a spinebuster slam on Deathwish. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Gunner goes for a Tombstone, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Gunner blocks it. Guard enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz enters the ring and throws Guard out of the ring. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish executes a Samoan Drop onto the chair on Gunner. Deathwish throws Gunner out of the ring. Deathwish goes through the ropes. Deathwish sets up a table. Deathwish takes Gunner down with the Running Forearm Smash. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Deathwish and Skull Ganz hit Gunner with a double flying axhandle. Deathwish whips Gunner into the guardrail. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Gunner nails Zoe Burgess. Deathwish throws Gunner back into the ring. Deathwish brings the table into the ring. Gunner sets up Deathwish on the table. Gunner tries to drive Deathwish through the table with a power bomb, but he blocks it. Deathwish tags out to Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz hits Gunner with a choke slam. Skull Ganz goes for a back suplex, but Gunner blocks it. Gunner tags out to Guard. Guard nails Skull Ganz with a Gorilla Press. James Adams removes the chair from the ring. Guard sets up Skull Ganz on the table. Guard executes a legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Guard goes for a choke slam, but Skull Ganz counters it with an elbowsmash. Guard executes a power bomb on Skull Ganz. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Guard locks Skull Ganz in an armbar submission. Skull Ganz is struggling to reach the ropes. Skull Ganz tries to escape the hold. Skull Ganz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Skull Ganz tries to escape the hold. Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds. Guard uses a back heel kick on Skull Ganz. Guard goes for a Hotshot, but Skull Ganz counters it with a lariat. In turn, Guard counters it with a Gorilla Press. Guard is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Skull Ganz kicks Guard. Skull Ganz hits Guard. Skull Ganz gives him a backbreaker, but Guard only stares at him. Deathwish enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz and Deathwish whip Guard into the ropes. They hit Guard with a double elbowsmash. Deathwish leaves the ring. Skull Ganz goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Guard ducks out of the way. Guard kicks Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz chops Guard. Guard punches Skull Ganz. Guard chops Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz hits Guard. Guard punches Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz hits Guard. Guard hits Skull Ganz. Guard goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Skull Ganz counters it with a backward kick. Skull Ganz tags out to Deathwish. Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but Guard counters it with a backward kick. Gunner enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz enters the ring and throws Gunner out of the ring. Deathwish and Skull Ganz whip Guard into the ropes. They hit Guard with a double backdrop. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. Deathwish hits a backspin DDT on Guard. Deathwish whips Guard into the ropes. Deathwish hits Guard with an elbow. Deathwish whips Guard into the ropes. Deathwish uses a back heel kick on Guard. Deathwish takes Guard down with a kick to the groin. Deathwish hits a 450 splash on Guard. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Guard complains about a fast count. The winners are The Heartless Ones. Time of match: 0:05:03 ~~~~~ VIOLET: A low blow by Deathwish followed by one of his patented high-flying attacks gets the win. SPEED: The Heartless Ones have always been one of the top teams in the AGW since they showed up. Skull and Deathwish both have had great singles success as well. They are the future of the AGW. VIOLET: Wow, not often that people get that sort of vote of confidence. SPEED: I respect them. I remember Skull always getting beat up in the EEMWF and small leagues. He learned the trade well. VIOLET: And now The Violators face the Unholy Ones. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 680 pounds... The Violators Their opponents... Led to the ring by Reverend Bobby Priest and Fallen Angel... At a total combined weight of 461 pounds... The Unholy Ones They lock up. Vice nails Jimmy Priest with a choke slam. Vice is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Jimmy Priest goes for a cradle DDT, but Vice blocks it. Vice goes for a bulldog headlock, but Jimmy Priest throws him off. Jimmy Priest nails Vice with a cartwheel kick. Jimmy Priest goes for a Yakuza kick, but Vice counters it with a legsweep. Jimmy Priest throws Vice out of the ring. Jimmy Priest goes through the ropes. Jimmy Priest whips Vice into the guardrail. Jimmy Priest goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Vice rolls out of the way. Vice uses a DDT on Jimmy Priest. Vice whips Jimmy Priest into the guardrail. Vice throws Jimmy Priest back into the ring. Vice is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Vice tags out to Magnum. Magnum and Vice whip Jimmy Priest into the ropes. Magnum and Vice hit Jimmy Priest with a double Hotshot. Magnum and Vice whip Jimmy Priest into the ropes. They hit Jimmy Priest with a double kick to the midsection. Magnum and Vice whip Jimmy Priest into the ropes. They hit Jimmy Priest with a double elbowsmash. Magnum and Vice whip Jimmy Priest into the ropes. Magnum and Vice hit Jimmy Priest with a double Hotshot. Vice leaves the ring. Magnum takes Jimmy Priest down with an elbowsmash. Magnum places Jimmy Priest on the turnbuckle. Magnum hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Jimmy Priest. Magnum locks Jimmy Priest in a full nelson. Jimmy Priest breaks the hold after 11 seconds. Jimmy Priest whips Magnum into the ropes. Magnum hits Jimmy Priest with a clothesline. Vice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Magnum and Vice whip Jimmy Priest into the ropes. They hit Jimmy Priest with a double elbowsmash. Vice leaves the ring. Magnum gives him an avalanche, but Jimmy Priest doesn't budge. Magnum nails Jimmy Priest with a Hotshot. Magnum uses a legdrop on Jimmy Priest. Magnum places Jimmy Priest on the turnbuckle. Magnum takes Jimmy Priest down with a belly-to-belly superplex. Magnum tags Vice. Vice lifts Jimmy Priest up. Magnum nails Jimmy Priest with the Great Southern Trendkill and goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. Jimmy Priest complains about a fast count. Bowen Murphy lets the match continue. Vice tags out to Magnum. Vice takes Jimmy Priest down with a choke slam. Magnum hits Jimmy Priest with a flying lariat. Vice leaves the ring. Magnum runs into the ropes. Jimmy Priest hits Magnum with a shoulderblock. Jimmy Priest throws Magnum out of the ring. Jimmy Priest goes through the ropes. Josh Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Magnum ducks out of the way. Magnum goes for a dragon suplex, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Jimmy Priest whips Magnum into the guardrail. Jimmy Priest throws Magnum back into the ring. Jimmy Priest hits a thrust kick to the head on Magnum. Jimmy Priest goes for Front facelock into diamond cutter, but Magnum blocks it. Magnum tags out to Vice. Vice and Magnum hit Jimmy Priest with a double DDT. Vice and Magnum hit Jimmy Priest with a double DDT. Magnum goes for a kick to the head, but Jimmy Priest ducks out of the way. Magnum leaves the ring. Jimmy Priest hits a low blow on Vice. Jimmy Priest whips Vice into the ropes. Vice misses with a clothesline. Jimmy Priest hits a cartwheel kick on Vice. Jimmy Priest locks Vice in a stomach claw. Vice tries to escape the hold. Vice tries to fight the pain. Vice breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Jimmy Priest sets opponent on top rope and delivers a top rope Samoan drop. He goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Priest goes for the Discus Punch, but Vice blocks it. Vice tags out to Magnum. Josh Priest enters the ring and lays out Vice. Jimmy Priest and Josh Priest hit Magnum with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Josh Priest leaves the ring. Jimmy Priest executes Front facelock into diamond cutter on Magnum. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Priest whips Magnum into the turnbuckle, but Magnum reverses it. Magnum runs shoulder-first into the corner. Magnum nails Jimmy Priest with a flying lariat. Magnum hits the Doctor Bomb on Jimmy Priest. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Magnum uses a double underhook backbreaker on Jimmy Priest. Magnum hits Jimmy Priest with a kneedrop. Magnum throws Jimmy Priest out of the ring. Magnum goes through the ropes. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Magnum and Vice hit Jimmy Priest with a double Hotshot. Josh Priest comes over, but gets cut off. Magnum and Vice hit Jimmy Priest with a double DDT. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest comes over and lays out Vice. Josh Priest goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Magnum counters it with a low blow. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Magnum and Vice hit Jimmy Priest with a double Hotshot. Josh Priest comes over, but gets cut off. Vice goes for a butt-bump, but Jimmy Priest ducks out of the way. Jimmy Priest takes Magnum down with overhead release suplex. Jimmy Priest takes Magnum down with a diving shoulderblock. Josh Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest uses an enzuilariato on Magnum. Jimmy Priest gives him an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Magnum doesn't budge. Josh Priest nails Magnum with a dropkick from the second rope. Jimmy Priest goes for the torture rack, but Magnum blocks it. Magnum nails Jimmy Priest with a dragon suplex. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice goes for a bulldog headlock, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Jimmy Priest goes for an inverted DDT, but Magnum blocks it. Magnum goes for a DDT, but Jimmy Priest counters it with a backdrop. Jimmy Priest knocks Magnum into the ringsteps. Josh Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice comes over and lays out Josh Priest. Magnum whips Jimmy Priest into the guardrail. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest comes over, but gets cut off. Vice gives him a lariat, but Jimmy Priest doesn't even care. Magnum goes for a cobra clutch, but Jimmy Priest counters it with an armdrag takedown. Reverend Bobby Priest comes from behind, but Magnum nails Reverend Bobby Priest. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Priest nails Magnum with a spinebuster slam. Josh Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest gives him a dropkick from the second rope, but Magnum doesn't even care. Magnum knocks Jimmy Priest into the ringpost. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Magnum and Vice hit Jimmy Priest with a double DDT. Reverend Bobby Priest comes from behind, but Magnum nails Reverend Bobby Priest. Jimmy Priest whips Magnum into the guardrail. Jimmy Priest executes the The Fatal Shot on Magnum on the concrete floor. Josh Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice comes over and lays out Josh Priest. Vice goes for a kick to the head, but Jimmy Priest ducks out of the way. Jimmy Priest hits overhead release suplex on Magnum. Jimmy Priest sets up a table. Jimmy Priest goes for a diving elbow smash, but Magnum counters it with a faceslam. Magnum goes for a flying lariat, but Fallen Angel shoves him off the turnbuckle. Bowen Murphy threatens Jimmy Priest with disqualification. Jimmy Priest knocks Magnum into the ringsteps. Jimmy Priest sets up Magnum on the table. Jimmy Priest executes overhead release suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Josh Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest goes for an enzuilariato, but Magnum ducks out of the way. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Magnum and Vice hit Jimmy Priest with a double Hotshot. Magnum goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Josh Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest and Josh Priest hit Magnum with a double thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Magnum side-steps and Josh Priest only hits air. They're brawling inside the ring area. Josh Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest gives him a dropkick from the second rope, but Magnum doesn't budge. Jimmy Priest goes for a crotch slam, but Magnum counters it with a punch. Magnum whips Jimmy Priest into the guardrail. Magnum gives him a DDT, but Jimmy Priest doesn't budge. Magnum knocks Jimmy Priest into the ringsteps. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice hits Jimmy Priest with a kick to the head. Magnum locks Jimmy Priest in a cobra clutch. Vice goes for a kick to the head, but Jimmy Priest ducks out of the way. Jimmy Priest sets up a table. Jimmy Priest reenters the ring. Magnum follows him back in. Jimmy Priest tags out to Josh Priest. Vice enters the ring, but gets cut off. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest whip Magnum into the ropes. They hit Magnum with a double kick to the midsection. Vice gets back up and throws Jimmy Priest out of the ring. Vice leaves the ring. Magnum nails Josh Priest with a double underhook backbreaker. Magnum is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Magnum whips Josh Priest into the ropes, but Josh Priest reverses it. Josh Priest goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Magnum ducks out of the way. Magnum nails Josh Priest with a diving shoulderblock. Magnum goes for a figure-four leglock, but Josh Priest kicks him off. Josh Priest uses an Asai moonsault on Magnum. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Vice makes the save. Magnum kicks Josh Priest. Magnum chops Josh Priest. Magnum whips Josh Priest into the turnbuckle, but Josh Priest reverses it. Magnum comes back, but is met with an elbow. Josh Priest goes for Air Sabu, but Magnum side-steps and Josh Priest only hits air. Magnum goes for a flying bulldog, but Josh Priest side-steps and Magnum only hits air. Josh Priest goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The winners are The Unholy Ones. Time of match: 0:15:03 ~~~~~ SPEED: A HUGE upset. VIOLET: The Unholy Ones upset the Violators after a quick rollup by Josh Priest on Magnum. SPEED: Magnum missed a high-risk move and didn_t get a chance to get his wind back. But the action continues for the Unholy Ones. here comes Ganz and Deathwish. The winner of this match will get World Tag Title shots against Alex Star and Terrance Garvin. VIOLET : Ah ha! So Star DOES have to wrestle one match before his World Title match. SPEED: Yeah, I guess so. The losers of this match get an Anything Goes Tag Title shot against The New Death Sensation. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... At a total combined weight of 548 pounds... The Heartless Ones Their opponents... Led to the ring by Reverend Bobby Priest and Fallen Angel... At a total combined weight of 461 pounds... The Unholy Ones They lock up. Jimmy Priest enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz enters the ring, but gets cut off. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest whip Deathwish into the ropes. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit Deathwish with a double thrust kick to the head . Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. Josh Priest executes an Asai moonsault on Deathwish. Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout. Josh Priest goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Deathwish counters it with a power bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deathwish complains about a slow count. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a branding iron. Deathwish takes a swing at Josh Priest with the branding iron, but he gets out of the way. Josh Priest snatches the branding iron from him. Josh Priest takes a swing at Deathwish with the branding iron, but he gets out of the way. Deathwish snatches the branding iron from him. Deathwish hits him with the branding iron. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish takes the chair. Deathwish goes for a split legged moonsault, but Josh Priest rolls out of the way. Josh Priest goes for a flying sunset flip, but Deathwish counters it with a choke lift. Josh Priest reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Deathwish tags out to Skull Ganz. Deathwish uses a thrust kick to the head on Josh Priest. Skull Ganz hits a flying shoulderblock on Josh Priest. Skull Ganz and Deathwish whip Josh Priest into the ropes. They hit Josh Priest with a double kick to the midsection. Deathwish goes for a short lariat, but Josh Priest blocks it. Jimmy Priest nails Deathwish with a crotch slam. Deathwish leaves the ring. Jimmy Priest nails Deathwish with a diving elbow smash. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with a cradle DDT. Bowen Murphy counts: One, shoulder up. Jimmy Priest locks Deathwish in a guillotine choke. Jimmy Priest lets go after 16 seconds. Jimmy Priest nails Deathwish with a power bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout. Jimmy Priest complains about a slow count. Deathwish hits him with the branding iron. Jimmy Priest is busted wide open. Deathwish uses an inside cradle on Jimmy Priest. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Jimmy Priest chops Deathwish. Deathwish punches Jimmy Priest. Deathwish hits Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest chops Deathwish. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish. Deathwish punches Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest chops Deathwish. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with a sidewalk slam. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with a cradle DDT. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Priest runs into the ropes. Deathwish misses with an elbow. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with a thrust kick to the head. Jimmy Priest goes for Front facelock into diamond cutter, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish hits him with the branding iron. Deathwish whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish with a kick. Jimmy Priest executes the The Fatal Shot on Deathwish. Jimmy Priest goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Deathwish's foot on the rope. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. He returns with a leather belt. Jimmy Priest whips him with a leather belt. Jimmy Priest goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Deathwish counters it with a low blow. Deathwish locks Jimmy Priest in a clawhold. Deathwish lets go after 22 seconds. Deathwish takes Jimmy Priest down with a springboard bulldog. Deathwish executes the Inverted Tiger Driver on Jimmy Priest. Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish goes for a Soviet suplex, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Jimmy Priest hits him with the leather belt. Bowen Murphy throws the leather belt out of the ring. Josh Priest enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest hits Deathwish with a thrust kick to the head. Jimmy Priest uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Deathwish. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Deathwish's foot on the rope. Josh Priest leaves the ring. Jimmy Priest places Deathwish on the turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with a top-rope neckbreaker. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with an inverted DDT. Jimmy Priest hits a diving elbow smash on Deathwish. Jimmy Priest uses a cradle DDT on Deathwish. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Deathwish's foot on the rope. Jimmy Priest whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle. Bowen Murphy removes the chair from the ring. Jimmy Priest runs into the ropes. Jimmy Priest misses with a clothesline. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish with a kick. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with the Discus Punch. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with a Big Leg Drop. Jimmy Priest is bleeding profusely. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish with a jack-knife power bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Priest whips Deathwish into the ropes. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish with an elbow. Jimmy Priest tags out to Josh Priest. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest whip Deathwish into the ropes. They hit Deathwish with a double backdrop. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. Josh Priest hits Deathwish with the springboard DDT. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Josh Priest uses a vertical suplex on Deathwish. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Josh Priest with the Mace. Deathwish tags out to Skull Ganz. Deathwish goes for a Soviet suplex, but Josh Priest counters it with an elbowsmash. Deathwish rolls out of the ring. Josh Priest takes Skull Ganz down with the Ace Crusher. Josh Priest nails Skull Ganz with a Destiny Hammer. Josh Priest nails Skull Ganz with a thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest takes Skull Ganz down with a superkick. Josh Priest nails Skull Ganz with a spinning back suplex. Josh Priest uses a dragon suplex on Skull Ganz. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Josh Priest complains about a slow count. Josh Priest goes for a flying senton, but Skull Ganz rolls out of the way. Deathwish enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest enters the ring, but gets cut off. Skull Ganz and Deathwish whip Josh Priest into the ropes. They hit Josh Priest with a double clothesline. Deathwish leaves the ring. Skull Ganz whips Josh Priest into the turnbuckle, but Josh Priest reverses it. Josh Priest runs shoulder-first into the corner. Josh Priest attempts to place Skull Ganz on the turnbuckle, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Josh Priest goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Skull Ganz ducks out of the way. Skull Ganz executes a backbreaker on Josh Priest. Skull Ganz hits a leaping swinging DDT on Josh Priest. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz goes for a power bomb, but Josh Priest counters it with a small package. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Josh Priest gets a cobra clutch on Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz tries to escape the hold. Josh Priest lets go after 13 seconds. Josh Priest nails Skull Ganz with a springboard legdrop. Josh Priest is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Josh Priest throws Skull Ganz out of the ring. Josh Priest goes for an Asai Tornado Dive, but Skull Ganz moves out of the way. Deathwish comes over to make it two-on-one. Deathwish goes for a short lariat, but Josh Priest ducks out of the way. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit Skull Ganz with a double thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest takes Skull Ganz down with overhead release suplex. Josh Priest throws Skull Ganz back into the ring. Josh Priest brings the table into the ring. Skull Ganz uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Josh Priest. Skull Ganz whips Josh Priest into the ropes. Josh Priest hits Skull Ganz with a kick. Josh Priest raises his arms and stares at the heavens. Josh Priest whips Skull Ganz into the ropes. Skull Ganz nails Josh Priest with a flying shoulderblock. Skull Ganz sets up Josh Priest on the table. Skull Ganz tries to drive Josh Priest through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. Josh Priest goes for a nerve hold, but Skull Ganz counters it with an elbowsmash . Josh Priest goes for a stomach claw, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz goes for a backbreaker, but Josh Priest counters it with a facerake. Josh Priest executes a handspring elbow on Skull Ganz. Josh Priest runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz hits Josh Priest with a kick to the midsection. Skull Ganz hits Josh Priest. Skull Ganz punches Josh Priest. Josh Priest punches Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz hits Josh Priest. Skull Ganz punches Josh Priest. Skull Ganz goes for a bearhug, but Josh Priest counters it with a facerake. Josh Priest tags out to Jimmy Priest. Deathwish enters the ring and throws Josh Priest out of the ring. Skull Ganz and Deathwish whip Jimmy Priest into the ropes. They hit Jimmy Priest with a double elbowsmash. Deathwish leaves the ring. Skull Ganz hits Jimmy Priest with a spinebuster slam. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes. Jimmy Priest hits Skull Ganz with a clothesline. Skull Ganz falls out of the ring. Jimmy Priest goes through the ropes. Jimmy Priest sets up Skull Ganz on the table. Jimmy Priest tries to drive Skull Ganz through the table with Front facelock into diamond cutter, but he blocks it. Deathwish comes over to make it two-on-one. Deathwish grabs a chair. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish goes for a brain buster, but Jimmy Priest counters it with a vertical suplex. Josh Priest is handed a leather whip. Josh Priest hits him with the leather whip. Josh Priest knocks Deathwish into the ringpost. Josh Priest hits him with the leather whip. Josh Priest takes Deathwish down with the Michinoku Driver. Josh Priest takes Deathwish down with a superkick. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit Deathwish with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Josh Priest nails Zoe Burgess. Deathwish whips Josh Priest into the guardrail. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz goes for a powerslam, but Josh Priest counters it with a Yakuza kick. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Josh Priest nails Zoe Burgess. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz nails Josh Priest with a short clothesline. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish takes Josh Priest down with a dragon suplex onto the chair. Skull Ganz executes a lariat on Josh Priest. Deathwish hits a Soviet suplex on Josh Priest. Reverend Bobby Priest comes from behind, but Deathwish nails Reverend Bobby Priest. Josh Priest sets up Deathwish on the table. Josh Priest tries to drive Deathwish through the table with a flying senton, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish nails Josh Priest with the T-bone suplex. Deathwish knocks Josh Priest into the ringpost. Fallen Angel comes from behind and distracts Deathwish. Josh Priest whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with a Tombstone. Josh Priest hits a jumping elbow thrust on Deathwish. Josh Priest whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Josh Priest executes the Michinoku Driver on Deathwish. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz comes over, but gets cut off. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish with a thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Deathwish blocks it. Reverend Bobby Priest comes from behind and distracts Deathwish. Josh Priest sets up Deathwish on the table. Josh Priest executes a flying senton through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Josh Priest ducks out of the way. Josh Priest hits a thrust kick to the head on Deathwish. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest hits a thrust kick to the head on Deathwish. Josh Priest uses a Victory Roll on Deathwish. Josh Priest whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest hits the Running Forearm Smash on Deathwish. Josh Priest hits Deathwish with the Michinoku Driver. Josh Priest knocks Deathwish into the ringpost. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit Deathwish with a double thrust kick to the head . Josh Priest takes Deathwish down with a 450 splash. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit Deathwish with a double thrust kick to the head . Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit Deathwish with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest executes the Running Forearm Smash on Deathwish. Josh Priest uses a dragon suplex on Deathwish. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest uses a Tombstone on Deathwish. Josh Priest goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Deathwish rolls out of the way. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish uses an enzuigiri to the face on Josh Priest. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest comes over and lays out Skull Ganz. Jimmy Priest uses a spinebuster slam on Deathwish. Josh Priest hits Deathwish with a 450 splash. Josh Priest executes the Confession on Deathwish on the concrete floor. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish with a thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest goes for a dragon suplex, but Deathwish blocks it. Reverend Bobby Priest comes from behind and distracts Deathwish. Josh Priest whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Josh Priest uses a tiger suplex on Deathwish. Josh Priest reenters the ring. Deathwish follows him back in. Josh Priest goes for a stomach claw, but Deathwish counters it with a facerake. Deathwish goes for a Hotshot, but Josh Priest counters it with a lariat. Josh Priest is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Josh Priest hits a tiger suplex on Deathwish. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, in the ropes... Josh Priest goes for the Swinging DDT, but Deathwish counters it with a low blow . Deathwish tags out to Skull Ganz. Jimmy Priest enters the ring and lays out Deathwish. Jimmy Priest executes a cartwheel kick on Skull Ganz. Josh Priest hits Skull Ganz with a dragon suplex. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. Josh Priest goes for a flying senton, but Skull Ganz rolls out of the way. Skull Ganz gives the sign for the The Skull Crusher. Skull Ganz executes the The Skull Crusher on Josh Priest. Skull Ganz goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Reverend Bobby Priest distracts Bowen Murphy. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. He returns with the 2x4. Skull Ganz takes a swing at Josh Priest with the 2x4, but he gets out of the way. Josh Priest snatches the 2x4 from him. Josh Priest takes a swing at Skull Ganz with the 2x4, but he gets out of the way. Skull Ganz snatches the 2x4 from him. Skull Ganz takes a swing at Josh Priest with the 2x4, but he gets out of the way. Josh Priest snatches the 2x4 from him. Josh Priest takes a swing at Skull Ganz with the 2x4, but he gets out of the way. Skull Ganz snatches the 2x4 from him. Skull Ganz hits him with the 2x4. Skull Ganz hits the T-bone suplex on Josh Priest. Fallen Angel enters the ring and hits Skull Ganz with the Bottle of Holy Water. Before Fallen Angel connects, Skull Ganz moves out of the way. Fallen Angel hits Josh Priest. Skull Ganz throws Fallen Angel over the top rope. Skull Ganz places Josh Priest on the turnbuckle. Skull Ganz goes for a super fisherman buster, but Josh Priest counters it with a front-layout superplex. Josh Priest nails Skull Ganz with a superkick. Josh Priest goes for overhead release suplex, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz takes Josh Priest down with a backbreaker. Skull Ganz uses a powerslam on Josh Priest. There is no referee to count. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Skull Ganz nails Josh Priest with a back suplex. Skull Ganz goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Josh Priest blocks it. Josh Priest executes a kick to the midsection on Skull Ganz. Josh Priest whips Skull Ganz into the ropes. Skull Ganz hits Josh Priest with a kick. Skull Ganz executes the T-bone suplex on Josh Priest. Skull Ganz goes for a side suplex, but Josh Priest counters it with spinning headscissors. In turn, Skull Ganz counters it with a throw-off. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz misses with a shoulderblock. Josh Priest hits a superkick on Skull Ganz. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Josh Priest with the Mace. Before Zoe Burgess connects, Josh Priest moves out of the way. Zoe Burgess hits Skull Ganz. Josh Priest throws Zoe Burgess over the top rope. Skull Ganz is out cold. Josh Priest hits Skull Ganz with a waistlock suplex. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, in the ropes... Josh Priest goes for the Ace Crusher, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz takes Josh Priest down with a Gorilla Press. Skull Ganz throws Josh Priest out of the ring. Skull Ganz goes through the ropes. Skull Ganz knocks Josh Priest into the ringsteps. Skull Ganz whips Josh Priest into the guardrail. Skull Ganz nails Josh Priest with a power bomb. Skull Ganz throws Josh Priest back into the ring. Skull Ganz places Josh Priest on the turnbuckle. Skull Ganz hits Josh Priest with a super fisherman buster. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. SPEED: Hey, that_s my finisher!!!! VIOLET: Maybe he liked the move so much, he is doing it out of respect for you. SPEED:.......Hey.....yeah, I think that_s it. Skull Ganz whips Josh Priest into the ropes. Skull Ganz misses with an elbow. Skull Ganz nails Josh Priest with a powerslam. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The winners are The Heartless Ones. Time of match: 0:22:09 ~~~~~ VIOLET: And The Heartless Ones are the AGW Tag Team Ringmasters. SPEED: A very impressive tournament by those two. I am impressed. VIOLET: The Unholy Ones put up a great effort though. I think everyone has gained a lot of respect for those 2 newcomers. SPEED: Certainly. Two guys nobody had heard of besides the promo interviews they gave, and to beat some top teams.... that_s very good. VIOLET: Our first regular match of the night will pit Chocolate Thunder against Bill Goldberg. The winner gets an IC Title shot against Brad Steel next Saturday. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lil Flava... Fighting out of Long Beach, California... Weighing in at 236 pounds... "The Genuine Athlete" Chocolate Thunder His opponent... Led to the ring by Jenna Jameson... From Tulsa, OK... Weighing in at 285 pounds... "The Corporate Enforcer" Bill Goldberg They lock up. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Bill Goldberg misses with a kick. Chocolate Thunder hits Bill Goldberg with a clothesline. Bill Goldberg falls out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes through the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits a DDT on Bill Goldberg. Chocolate Thunder whips Bill Goldberg into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder knocks Bill Goldberg into the ringsteps. Chocolate Thunder hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Bill Goldberg. Chocolate Thunder hits Bill Goldberg with a 450 splash. Chocolate Thunder sets up a table. Chocolate Thunder nails Bill Goldberg with an armdrag takedown. Chocolate Thunder sets up Bill Goldberg on the table. Chocolate Thunder tries to drive Bill Goldberg through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Bill Goldberg nails Chocolate Thunder with a low blow. Bill Goldberg is handed a baseball bat. Bill Goldberg hits him with the baseball bat. Bill Goldberg executes the T-bone suplex on Chocolate Thunder. Bill Goldberg reenters the ring. Chocolate Thunder follows him back in. Bill Goldberg nails Chocolate Thunder with an arm-hook DDT. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Bill Goldberg takes Chocolate Thunder down with a diamond cutter. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Bill Goldberg whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder misses with a clothesline. Chocolate Thunder goes for a back heel kick, but Bill Goldberg ducks out of the way. Bill Goldberg punches Chocolate Thunder. Bill Goldberg kicks Chocolate Thunder. Bill Goldberg hits Chocolate Thunder with a flying forearm. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Bill Goldberg goes for an armlock leglock submission, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder hits Bill Goldberg with a spinebuster slam. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder sets up the chair. Chocolate Thunder nails Bill Goldberg with a fireman's carry into a flapjack onto the chair. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder complains about a slow count. Chocolate Thunder hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Bill Goldberg. Chocolate Thunder rips off his wifebeater and yells "Holla At A Brotha!!. Chocolate Thunder uses a pancake powerbomb on Bill Goldberg. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with the basketball. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the basketball. Chocolate Thunder takes Bill Goldberg down with a dropkick to the knee. Chocolate Thunder gets a reverse figure four leglock on Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder takes Bill Goldberg down with a spinebuster slam. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder takes Bill Goldberg down with a double underhook power bomb. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder hits Bill Goldberg with a fireman's carry into a flapjack. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder executes the Mad Hops Superkick on Bill Goldberg. Chocolate Thunder goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, three. The winner is Chocolate Thunder. Time of match: 0:04:06 ~~~~~ VIOLET: CDogg gets a surprisingly easy victory against someone he has had it out for. SPEED: Yeah, after I dumped the Corporation, we basically saw which members had motivation and which ones didn_t. CDogg has been more entertaining than he ever was as Paris_ sidekick. Gardner got himself involved in some hardcore feuds. Goldberg has not really been sure of what to do. And Paris....well, who the hell knows where Paris is. VIOLET: Very true, once you disbanded the group, they wasted no time in finding something else to do. SPEED: I still have no idea why people think I was allying with DX when I did that. I still don_t like 95% of DX, they just served my needs nicely at the time. VIOLET: Well, enough talk about OLD matches and feuds. We have the Cruiserweight Title up for grabs as Jimmy Priest, who won the Cruiserweight Ringmaster tourney, gets a shot at Deathwish. SPEED: Priest must be tired. He won the Cruiser tourney and finished second in the tag tourney. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Cruiserweight Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Reverend Bobby Priest and Fallen Angel... From the City of Angels... Weighing in at 235 pounds... "The Unholy One" Jimmy Priest His opponent... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... From Death Valley, California... Weighing in at 220 pounds... The AGW Cruiserweight Champion... Deathwish They lock up. Deathwish hits the Running Forearm Smash on Jimmy Priest. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish uses a thrust kick to the head on Jimmy Priest. Deathwish goes for a spinning power bomb, but Jimmy Priest counters it with an enzuilariato. In turn, Deathwish counters it with a single-leg takedown. Deathwish executes a Samoan Drop on Jimmy Priest. Deathwish is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Deathwish goes for a short lariat, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Jimmy Priest uses a tiger driver on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Priest goes for a kick to the midsection, but Deathwish counters it with a legsweep. Deathwish hits a kick to the groin on Jimmy Priest. Deathwish hits a 450 splash on Jimmy Priest. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish complains about a slow count. Deathwish goes for a short lariat, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Jimmy Priest whips Deathwish into the ropes. Deathwish hits Jimmy Priest with a shoulderblock. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish uses the T-bone suplex on Jimmy Priest. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish executes an enzuigiri to the face on Jimmy Priest. Deathwish is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jimmy Priest blocks it. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Jimmy Priest whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest hits a series of headbutts to the head on Deathwish. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with a series of kicks to the midsection. Jimmy Priest attempts to place Deathwish on the turnbuckle, but Deathwish blocks it. Jimmy Priest whips Deathwish into the ropes. Deathwish hits Jimmy Priest with a clothesline. Deathwish takes Jimmy Priest down with a slingshot kneedrop. Deathwish whips Jimmy Priest into the turnbuckle. Deathwish punches Jimmy Priest. Deathwish kicks Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest punches Deathwish. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish. Jimmy Priest kicks Deathwish. Deathwish punches Jimmy Priest. Deathwish whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes. Jimmy Priest uses the Running Forearm Smash on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Jimmy Priest nails Deathwish with the T-bone suplex. Jimmy Priest whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish with a kick. Jimmy Priest uses a Yakuza kick on Deathwish. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Jimmy Priest sets up the chair. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with a fireman's carry into a flapjack onto the chair. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Jimmy Priest executes a fisherman buster on Deathwish. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with overhead release suplex. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Priest throws Deathwish out of the ring. Jimmy Priest goes through the ropes. Jimmy Priest throws Deathwish back into the ring. Jimmy Priest runs into the ropes. Jimmy Priest nails Deathwish with a thrust kick to the head. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Jimmy Priest sets up the chair. Jimmy Priest takes Deathwish down with Front facelock into diamond cutter onto the chair. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Jimmy Priest executes a jack-knife power bomb on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Priest goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Deathwish counters it with a legsweep. Deathwish is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes, but Jimmy Priest reverses it. Jimmy Priest hits Deathwish with a backdrop. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Jimmy Priest goes for a flying bulldog, but Deathwish side-steps and Jimmy Priest only hits air. Deathwish gives him a jumping elbow thrust, but Jimmy Priest doesn't even care. Deathwish whips Jimmy Priest into the turnbuckle. Deathwish charges in with a handspring elbow. Deathwish throws Jimmy Priest out of the ring. Deathwish goes through the ropes. Deathwish throws Jimmy Priest back into the ring. Deathwish executes a backspin DDT on Jimmy Priest. Deathwish gives him a dropkick from the second rope, but Jimmy Priest doesn't budge. Deathwish throws Jimmy Priest out of the ring. Deathwish goes for a baseball slide, but Jimmy Priest moves out of the way. Deathwish is out cold. Jimmy Priest whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Jimmy Priest knocks Deathwish into the ringpost. Jimmy Priest executes a fisherman buster on Deathwish. Fallen Angel comes from behind and distracts Deathwish. Jimmy Priest whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Jimmy Priest throws Deathwish back into the ring. Jimmy Priest executes the The Fatal Shot on Deathwish. Jimmy Priest goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Deathwish complains about a fast count. The winner is Jimmy Priest. Time of match: 0:06:54 ~~~~~ VIOLET: WE HAVE A NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! Jimmy Priest, an unproven rookie, earned his way to the title shot and he took full advantage. SPEED: Oh great, now I am gonna have all the other rookies whining to me about not getting their due. VIOLET: Just tell them to shut up. SPEED: I do. But one thing that rookies ALWAYS do is constantly whine when things don_t go their way. Hell, I did when I was a rookie. VIOLET: You always whine anyway. SPEED: Nuh-uh. VIOLET: Well, that loss has to be crushing to Deathwish. It took him forever to beat Garvin for the title, only to lose it to a rookie. SPEED: Yeah, but the Heartless Ones are overdue for a tag title shot, and they will get one later. We can see how things pan out for them then. VIOLET: Well, due to the way things worked out in the lineup, Jimmy Priest will have to wrestle AGAIN. He and his brother, Josh will face the Anything Goes Tag Champs, the N.D.S. SPEED: If I were Jimmy, I would let my brother do most of the work in this one. ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Barbed Wire Baseball Bat on a Pole tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Anything Goes Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Reverend Bobby Priest and Fallen Angel... At a total combined weight of 461 pounds... The Unholy Ones Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 500 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Tag Team Champions... The New Death Sensation They lock up. Josh Priest runs into the ropes. Josh Priest nails El Luchador with a thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest tries to climb the pole. Josh Priest is on the second turnbuckle. El Luchador brings him down with a belly-to-back superplex. El Luchador runs into the ropes. Josh Priest locks El Luchador in an airplane spin. El Luchador is valiantly trying to break the hold. El Luchador is valiantly trying to break the hold. El Luchador breaks the hold after 13 seconds. El Luchador goes for a dragon suplex, but Josh Priest counters it with a headbutt. Josh Priest places El Luchador on the turnbuckle. Josh Priest climbs to the top turnbuckle, but El Luchador nails him in the stomach. Josh Priest falls onto the top turnbuckle. El Luchador tries to climb the pole. El Luchador is on the second turnbuckle. Josh Priest brings him down with a top-rope power bomb. Josh Priest executes a top-rope German Suplex on El Luchador. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Josh Priest tags out to Jimmy Priest. Jimmy Priest and Josh Priest whip El Luchador into the ropes. Jimmy Priest and Josh Priest hit El Luchador with a double thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest leaves the ring. Jimmy Priest goes for the Doctor Bomb, but El Luchador blocks it. El Luchador runs into the ropes. Jimmy Priest locks El Luchador in a stomach claw. El Luchador is valiantly trying to break the hold. El Luchador tries to fight the pain. El Luchador breaks the hold after 20 seconds. El Luchador goes for an enzuilariato, but Jimmy Priest counters it with a backward kick. Jimmy Priest gives the sign for the The Fatal Shot. Jimmy Priest executes the The Fatal Shot on El Luchador. Jimmy Priest goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, Extremely Hardcore Brawler makes the save. Jimmy Priest takes El Luchador down with a heart punch. Jimmy Priest climbs to the middle rope and yells at the crowd. Jimmy Priest tags Josh Priest. Josh Priest tags out to Jimmy Priest. SPEED: Ooooooo K. I know that quick tags are a good thing, but that was a bit ridiculous. VIOLET: If anyone needs to tag, it is El Luchador. He is getting wasted out there. SPEED: As opposed to getting wasted on cerveza. Extremely Hardcore Brawler enters the ring and lays out Josh Priest. Extremely Hardcore Brawler leaves the ring. El Luchador whips Jimmy Priest into the turnbuckle. El Luchador goes for a headlock takedown, but Jimmy Priest counters it with a back suplex. Jimmy Priest nails El Luchador with a cradle DDT. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Priest hits a kick to the midsection on El Luchador. Jimmy Priest takes El Luchador down with a flying clothesline. Jimmy Priest tries to climb the pole. Jimmy Priest is on the second turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest is on the top turnbuckle. Jimmy Priest is on his way up the pole. Jimmy Priest is in grabbing distance. Jimmy Priest has retrieved the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. Jimmy Priest hits him with the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. Jimmy Priest executes a Yakuza kick on El Luchador. Jimmy Priest runs into the ropes. El Luchador hits Jimmy Priest with a kick. El Luchador gives him a backspin DDT, but Jimmy Priest only stares at him. El Luchador nails Jimmy Priest with a lariat. El Luchador leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. El Luchador runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. El Luchador uses a jumping DDT on Jimmy Priest. El Luchador gives him a lariat, but Jimmy Priest doesn't budge. Jimmy Priest uses the T-bone suplex on El Luchador. Jimmy Priest goes for a spinebuster slam, but El Luchador counters it with a small package. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. El Luchador whips Jimmy Priest into the ropes, but Jimmy Priest reverses it. El Luchador hits Jimmy Priest with a clothesline. El Luchador runs into the ropes. Jimmy Priest hits El Luchador with a shoulderblock. Jimmy Priest tags out to Josh Priest. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest whip El Luchador into the ropes. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit El Luchador with a double thrust kick to the head. Jimmy Priest leaves the ring. Josh Priest hits El Luchador with a thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest leaves the ring. He returns with a string of barb wire. Josh Priest hits him with the string of barb wire. Josh Priest goes for a stomach claw, but El Luchador counters it with a facerake .El Luchador uses a dropkick to the groin on Josh Priest. El Luchador whips Josh Priest into the ropes. Josh Priest and El Luchador get hit with a double clothesline. Josh Priest places El Luchador on the turnbuckle. Josh Priest uses a top-rope German Suplex on El Luchador. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Josh Priest gets a cobra clutch on El Luchador. El Luchador reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. James Beard removes the chair from the ring. Josh Priest throws El Luchador out of the ring. SPEED: Hey Luchador. El TAG-o NOW-o. Josh Priest goes through the ropes. Josh Priest hits the Michinoku Driver on El Luchador. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Priest takes El Luchador down with a thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest grabs a chair. Josh Priest sets up the chair. Josh Priest goes for the Michinoku Driver, but El Luchador counters it with a rana. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. El Luchador is handed the ring bell. El Luchador takes a swing at Josh Priest with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Josh Priest snatches the ring bell from him. Josh Priest hits him with the ring bell. VIOLET: Luchador had a few seconds to tag, but didn_t do it. SPEED: If I were EHB I would clock El Luchador in the head with my ASS chair when the match is over. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit El Luchador with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit El Luchador with a double thrust kick to the head. Jimmy Priest nails El Luchador with a thrust kick to the head. Josh Priest goes for the Michinoku Driver, but El Luchador blocks it. El Luchador whips Josh Priest into the guardrail. El Luchador takes Josh Priest down with a lariat. El Luchador sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. El Luchador hits an earringer on Josh Priest. Extremely Hardcore Brawler comes over to make it two-on-one. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits a lariat on Josh Priest. El Luchador goes for an enzuilariato, but Josh Priest counters it with a backward kick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Josh Priest hits a dragon suplex on El Luchador. James Beard counts: One, two, Extremely Hardcore Brawler makes the save. Extremely Hardcore Brawler comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest comes over and lays out Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Josh Priest and Jimmy Priest hit El Luchador with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Josh Priest throws El Luchador over the guardrail. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest takes El Luchador down with the Running Forearm Smash. James Beard counts: One, two, Extremely Hardcore Brawler makes the save. Josh Priest executes the Michinoku Driver on El Luchador. James Beard counts: One, two, Extremely Hardcore Brawler makes the save. SPEED: The only thing keeping them in the match is EHB making saves. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling down the aisle. Josh Priest uses a kick to the midsection on El Luchador. Jimmy Priest comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Priest goes for a thrust kick to the head, but El Luchador counters it with a legsweep. They're brawling down the aisle. Extremely Hardcore Brawler comes over to make it two-on-one. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a kick to the head on Josh Priest. El Luchador uses a dragon suplex on Josh Priest. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. El Luchador is handed a 2x4. El Luchador hits him with the 2x4. Extremely Hardcore Brawler comes over to make it two-on-one. El Luchador and Extremely Hardcore Brawler hit Josh Priest with a double flying elbowdrop. El Luchador hits him with the 2x4. El Luchador is handed a steel chain. El Luchador hits him with the steel chain. El Luchador sets up a table. El Luchador sets up Josh Priest on the table. El Luchador executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling in the back of the arena. El Luchador uses a jumping side kick on Josh Priest. Extremely Hardcore Brawler comes over to make it two-on-one. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a lariat on Josh Priest. El Luchador nails Josh Priest with a dragon suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, Jimmy Priest doesn't make it in time... three. The winners are The New Death Sensation. Time of match: 0:10:01 ~~~~~~ SPEED: Now, THAT I can_t believe, VIOLET: The NDS win the match and retain the Anything Goes Tag belts even though El Luchador got beat up for 10 straight minutes. SPEED: Well, once he sobered up in the last minute or two, things were great for the NDS. I have to say they got lucky this time around. VIOLET: But they have been good AG Tag Champs. SPEED: Without a doubt. It only makes sense for the hardcore division to be built around a guy with Hardcore and Extreme in his name. VIOLET: So that means the Hardcore Brothers are going to do well? SPEED: Well, they need more experience, but they can kick ass with the rest of those guys. VIOLET: Our next match is very interesting. A mixed tag team match with Smooth Operator and new Womens champ, Katrina Morris against Chocolate Thunder and former Womens champ, Lil Flava. SPEED: This feud has been brewing over the last 2 weeks or so, and it was an addition that had to be made to the PPV. GO CDOGG!!!! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... At a total combined weight of 489 pounds... Smooth Operator and Katrina Morris Their opponents... Led to the ring by Lil Flava and Chocolate Thunder... At a total combined weight of 355 pounds... "The Genuine Athlete" Chocolate Thunder and Lil Flava [Mark Starr, Alex DiGiacomo, and Tessa come to the ring.] Alex: Smooth and Kat versus C-Doggie and Lil Flava, hmm, this match needs something, like what could it be? Mark: I'll say Mark Starr and Tessa. Alex: BINGO! Mark: Oh wait, I can't, would love to, but can't. I broke my liver earlier in the evening. Alex: Sorry to hear that kiddo. Mark: Yeah, dirty rotten luck, but what are you going to do? Anyway... Smooth: What in the hell are you idiots doing? We're trying to have a match here, get the hell out of here. Mark: Fine, be that way, see if I care. [As everyone in the ring is paying attention to Starr, DiGiacomo and Tessa, Terrance Garvin sneaks up behind Smooth and nails him in the head with a barbed-wire bat. Off camara, Tessa pulls up her shirt and flaunts her natural C-cup breasts at Lil Flava. Before Terrance leaves,he grabs Katrina and gives her a french kiss. She pushes him away and runs to Smooth.] They lock up. Katrina Morris kicks Lil Flava. Katrina Morris chops Lil Flava. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris. Lil Flava kicks Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris chops Lil Flava. Katrina Morris chops Lil Flava. Katrina Morris goes for a flying sunset flip, but Lil Flava counters it with a choke lift. Katrina Morris tries to escape the hold. Katrina Morris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with a back heel kick. SPEED: That degenerated into a catfght reeeal quick. Lil Flava takes Katrina Morris down with an avalanche. Lil Flava runs into the ropes. Miss Jacqueline trips Lil Flava. Lil Flava tags out to Chocolate Thunder. SPEED: OK, now is Chocolate Thunder allowed to attack your sister? VIOLET: Umm.....traditional mixed tag rules would say no. Lil Flava goes for a kick to the head, but Katrina Morris ducks out of the way. Lil Flava leaves the ring. Chocolate Thunder hits Katrina Morris with an armdrag takedown. SPEED: Ahhh, CDogg decided to be nice and chuck Katrina at her corner so she could tag. VIOLET: That armdrag had a bit too much power behind it. Kat is holding her arm. SPEED: She is the one who started this whole thing. She deserves it. Katrina Morris tags out to Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator and Katrina Morris whip Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. They hit Chocolate Thunder with a double kick to the midsection. Smooth Operator and Katrina Morris hit Chocolate Thunder with a double DDT. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. SPEED: Ref, you better get her out of there a bit faster next time. Smooth Operator locks Chocolate Thunder in a front facelock. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator uses a forearm smash on Chocolate Thunder. Smooth Operator hits Chocolate Thunder with a Hotshot. Smooth Operator tags out to Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris and Smooth Operator whip Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. They hit Chocolate Thunder with a double fist to the midsection. Katrina Morris and Smooth Operator whip Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Katrina Morris and Smooth Operator hit Chocolate Thunder with a double Hotshot. Katrina Morris and Smooth Operator whip Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Katrina Morris and Smooth Operator hit Chocolate Thunder with a double Hotshot. SPEED: Ref!! HEY REF!!!! Lil Flava enters the ring and lays out Smooth Operator. VIOLET: Whoa!!! Lil Flava absolutely decked Smooth Operator right in the face. He is in shock on the ground. SPEED: I guess he isn_t as Smooth as he thinks. Lil Flava hits a DDT on Katrina Morris. Chocolate Thunder executes a flying shoulderblock on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava leaves the ring. Chocolate Thunder whips Katrina Morris into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder misses with a clothesline. Chocolate Thunder nails Katrina Morris with a spinebuster slam. SPEED: Ohhhh, that had to hurt. VIOLET: I have to agree that the ref is doing a bad job. It should be CDogg and Smooth in there. Instead CDogg is beating up a girl. SPEED: oh please. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Katrina Morris uses spinning headscissors on Chocolate Thunder. Katrina Morris tags out to Smooth Operator. VIOLET: Well, Kat caught CDogg by surprise there and tagged out right away. Katrina Morris goes for the Deathvalley driver, but Chocolate Thunder throws her off. Katrina Morris rolls out of the ring. SPEED: Yeah, you go roll out of the ring and stay out of the match, Kat. In fact, go bake me some cookies. VIOLET: *slaps Speed lightly on the head* Everyone knows that the only Morris sister who can cook is our youngest, Amy. SPEED: You mean she hasn_t gone into wrestling yet.....heh heh heh. VIOLET: Hey, what are you laughing about? Smooth Operator whips Chocolate Thunder into the turnbuckle, but Chocolate Thunder reverses it. Chocolate Thunder throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lil Flava comes over to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris comes over, but gets cut off. Lil Flava takes Smooth Operator down with a jumping side kick. Chocolate Thunder goes for a crucifix, but Smooth Operator counters it with a Samoan Drop. VIOLET: Flava has had no problems with attacking Smooth. She acts a bit hesitant but does her job. Derek Aston counts: 1. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Chocolate Thunder follows him back in. Smooth Operator locks Chocolate Thunder in a full nelson. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator takes Chocolate Thunder down with a flying lariat. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes, but Chocolate Thunder reverses it. Smooth Operator misses with a clothesline. Chocolate Thunder hits Smooth Operator with a dropkick to the knee. Chocolate Thunder chops Smooth Operator. Chocolate Thunder hits Smooth Operator. Chocolate Thunder hits Smooth Operator. Chocolate Thunder throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes through the ropes. Chocolate Thunder is handed a garbage can lid. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the garbage can lid. Chocolate Thunder goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Smooth Operator counters it with a powerslam. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Chocolate Thunder follows him back in. Chocolate Thunder brings the the garbage can lid into the ring. Smooth Operator whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Smooth Operator misses with an elbow. Smooth Operator hits Chocolate Thunder with a kick. Smooth Operator nails Chocolate Thunder with a reverse flying elbowdrop. Smooth Operator goes for a front-layout suplex, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a vertical suplex. SPEED: BIG suplex. I think Smooth is almost out. VIOLET: CDogg is heading to his corner. Chocolate Thunder tags out to Lil Flava. Lil Flava and Chocolate Thunder whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. Lil Flava hits Smooth Operator with a headbutt. Lil Flava hits Smooth Operator with a kick to the head. Lil Flava nails Smooth Operator with a kick to the head. Lil Flava hits him with a garbage can lid. Lil Flava executes a dropkick to the knee on Smooth Operator. Lil Flava hits him with a garbage can lid. The garbage can lid is broken in half. Lil Flava hits a spin kick on Smooth Operator. SPEED: LOOK AT THIS!!! Lil Flava is destorying Smooth Operator. VIOLET: Smooth is a real man, and he does not want to hit a lady, especially his ex. Lil Flava runs into the ropes. Lil Flava goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Smooth Operator counters it with a low blow. SPEED: You were saying? He is a real pitiful man. Smooth Operator executes a short lariat on Lil Flava. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator catches Lil Flava in a bow-and-arrow submission. Lil Flava reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Smooth Operator whips Lil Flava into the turnbuckle. SPEED: At least we now know how low Smooth will go when it comes to get a win. Smooth Operator runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Lil Flava moves out of the way. Lil Flava executes a dropkick to the knee on Smooth Operator. Lil Flava hits Smooth Operator with a lariat. Lil Flava whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Lil Flava hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Lil Flava uses a thrust kick to the head on Smooth Operator. Lil Flava executes an avalanche on Smooth Operator. SPEED: An avalanche with her NATURAL chest, mind you. VIOLET: Oh please. SPEED: I hear Kat wants some work done. Katrina Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring, but gets cut off. Smooth Operator and Katrina Morris whip Lil Flava into the ropes. They attempt to hit Lil Flava with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash. SPEED: Yeah Flava!! Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Lil Flava hits a swinging neckbreaker on Smooth Operator. Lil Flava executes the Flava Of The Month on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator is valiantly trying to break the hold. Smooth Operator breaks the hold after 11 seconds. VIOLET: Smooth, who is more than 3 times the size of Flava, powers out of her finisher. You know, I think Smooth is spending so much time in the ring because he doesn_t want Katrina to hurt Flava. SPEED: No, he doesn_t want Flava to hurt Kat. Everyone knows that. Katrina Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring and throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Lil Flava and Chocolate Thunder whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. Lil Flava executes a thrust kick to the head on Smooth Operator. Lil Flava catches Smooth Operator in a grapevine. Smooth Operator is valiantly trying to break the hold. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Lil Flava nails Smooth Operator with a swinging neckbreaker. Lil Flava whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Lil Flava misses with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder comes over to make it two-on-one. Lil Flava and Chocolate Thunder hit Smooth Operator with a double dropkick to the knee. Lil Flava reenters the ring. Smooth Operator follows her back in. Lil Flava hits an earringer on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator hits Lil Flava. SPEED: Did you see that? He STRUCK Lil Flava!!!! Smooth Operator tags out to Katrina Morris. Smooth Operator takes Lil Flava down with a flying lariat. Katrina Morris executes a back suplex on Lil Flava. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Katrina Morris sets up the chair. Katrina Morris takes Lil Flava down with a Hotshot onto the chair. VIOLET: A devastating move by Kat. I guess you could say that Smooth wore her down. Katrina Morris goes for an Asai moonsault, but Lil Flava counters it with a Tombstone. SPEED: How about THAT! Lil Flava nails Katrina Morris with a jumping DDT. Lil Flava whips Katrina Morris into the ropes. Katrina Morris goes for a high knee, but Lil Flava ducks out of the way. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with a jumping DDT. Lil Flava hits a lariat on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Lil Flava uses a back suplex on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava uses an enzuigiri on Katrina Morris. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with a kneedrop. Lil Flava gets a cobra clutch on Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Katrina Morris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Lil Flava throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Derek Aston counts: one, two, three, four, five, Katrina Morris reenters the ring. Lil Flava takes Katrina Morris down with a kneelift. SPEED: Flava showing why she was robbed out of the women_s title. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with a DDT. Lil Flava executes the Flava Of The Month on Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Katrina Morris summons one last burst of energy. Derek Aston checks Katrina Morris's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Katrina Morris fights her way out of the hold after 34 seconds. SPEED: Well, I admit that I am impressed she could get out of that hold. Katrina Morris goes for a gutbuster, but Lil Flava counters it with a front-layout suplex. Lil Flava throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Lil Flava goes through the ropes. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Lil Flava nails Miss Jacqueline. Katrina Morris throws Lil Flava back into the ring. Katrina Morris kicks Lil Flava. Katrina Morris punches Lil Flava. Katrina Morris goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Lil Flava counters it with a facerake. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with a swinging neckbreaker. SPEED: It looks like Smooth and CDogg are content to let the ladies fight it out. VIOLET: Yeah, it appears that way. Lil Flava whips Katrina Morris into the ropes. Lil Flava hits Katrina Morris with a kick. Lil Flava points to her chest. Lil Flava takes Katrina Morris down with a spin kick. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Lil Flava runs into the ropes. Lil Flava takes Katrina Morris down with a swinging neckbreaker. Lil Flava gives the sign for the Flava Of The Month. Lil Flava executes the Flava Of The Month on Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris tries to fight the pain. Katrina Morris submits after 14 seconds. The winners are Chocolate Thunder and Lil Flava. Time of match: 0:15:18 ~~~~~ SPEED: Well, there you have it. Smooth tried to bully Lil Flava around, but she proved how tough she really is AND who the better lady is. VIOLET: Well, THAT is still up for debate. And Tessa seems keen on keeping her feud with Lil Flava and Katrina going. SPEED: I have a feeling that that feud is going to get MESSY. But as The King would say, puppies for everyone in all shapes and sizes. VIOLET: Stop it!!! SPEED: Hey, do you think that Star and Garvin have a chance against the Heartless Ones in this next matchup? VIOLET: Whew, I really don_t know. I hate Star and Garvin, and they never really proved themselves in the tag division. I think the Heartless Ones will take this one in a close match. SPEED: I really have no picks for this one. The World Tag Titles are on the line, and without a doubt, The Heartless Ones are a bit more tired. Deathwish and Garvin have had very even singles match, while Star has always bested Ganz. VIOLET: This truly is a battle of individual matchups. Let_s go to the ring. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... At a total combined weight of 548 pounds... The Heartless Ones Their opponents... Led to the ring by New Jack, Jessica Carter, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson and Alex DiGiacomo... At a total combined weight of 517 pounds... The AGW World Tag Team Champions... Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin They lock up. Deathwish uses a short lariat on Terrance M. Garvin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deathwish hits Terrance M. Garvin with a brain buster. Deathwish nails Terrance M. Garvin with a springboard legdrop. Deathwish is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deathwish hits a Soviet suplex on Terrance M. Garvin. Deathwish goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a small package. Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a go-behind, but Deathwish reverses it. Terrance M. Garvin re-reverses it. Terrance M. Garvin locks Deathwish in an achilles tendon hold. Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold. Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Terrance M. Garvin tags out to Alex Star. Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin hit Deathwish with a double kick to the groin. Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin hit Deathwish with a double brain buster. Terrance M. Garvin leaves the ring. Alex Star throws Deathwish out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Alex Star hits the Inverted Tiger Driver on Deathwish. Terrance M. Garvin comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin takes Deathwish down with a back heel kick. Alex Star puts Deathwish in an airplane spin. Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin hit Deathwish with a double kick to the groin. Alex Star is handed a broom stick. Alex Star hits him with the broom stick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish hits a spinning power bomb on Alex Star. Deathwish knocks Alex Star into the ringpost. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz executes a short clothesline on Alex Star. Deathwish hits Alex Star with a Soviet suplex. Terrance M. Garvin comes over and lays out Skull Ganz. Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin hit Deathwish with a double brain buster. Alex Star uses a bulldog headlock on Deathwish. Terrance M. Garvin comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin takes Deathwish down with a jumping side kick. Alex Star hits Deathwish with a lariat. Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin hit Deathwish with a double kick to the groin. Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin hit Deathwish with a double kick to the groin. Alex Star sets up a table. Alex Star whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Alex Star goes for a single arm DDT, but Deathwish counters it with a small package. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin comes over and lays out Skull Ganz. Alex Star hits Deathwish with a kick to the groin. Terrance M. Garvin comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a jumping side kick, but Deathwish ducks out of the way. Deathwish sets up Alex Star on the table. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star through the table. The table is broken in half. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Alex Star. They're brawling inside the ring area. 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson comes from behind and distracts Deathwish. Alex Star sets up a table. Alex Star whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Alex Star uses the Inverted Tiger Driver on Deathwish. Terrance M. Garvin comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz comes over, but gets cut off. Terrance M. Garvin nails Deathwish with a back heel kick. Alex Star catches Deathwish in an airplane spin. Alex Star uses a DDT on Deathwish. Alex Star knocks Deathwish into the ringsteps. Alex Star whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Alex Star knocks Deathwish into the ringpost. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Alex Star. Deathwish executes the T-bone suplex on Alex Star. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin comes over and lays out Skull Ganz. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a back heel kick, but Deathwish blocks it. Skull Ganz gets the torture rack on Terrance M. Garvin. Alex Star comes over, but gets cut off. Deathwish goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Terrance M. Garvin ducks out of the way. Deathwish hits Skull Ganz. Alex Star tangles up Deathwish. Terrance M. Garvin executes a cradle DDT on Skull Ganz. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin executes a Hotshot on Skull Ganz. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin sets up Skull Ganz on the table. Terrance M. Garvin executes an Asai moonsault through the table. The table is broken in half. Terrance M. Garvin throws Skull Ganz back into the ring. Terrance M. Garvin is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin hits Skull Ganz with a cradle DDT. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance M. Garvin uses a kick to the groin on Skull Ganz. Terrance M. Garvin whips Skull Ganz into the ropes, but Skull Ganz reverses it. Terrance M. Garvin hits Skull Ganz with an elbow. Terrance M. Garvin is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin whips Skull Ganz into the ropes. Skull Ganz hits Terrance M. Garvin with a kick. Skull Ganz whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin hits Skull Ganz with a kick. Terrance M. Garvin is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Alex Star enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Alex Star leaves the ring. Terrance M. Garvin puts Skull Ganz in a forearm choke. Skull Ganz's shoulders are on the mat. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Terrance M. Garvin argues with the fans. Terrance M. Garvin executes a series of kicks to the head on Skull Ganz. Terrance M. Garvin nails Skull Ganz with a Hotshot. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a forearm choke, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz nails Terrance M. Garvin with a choke slam. Skull Ganz nails Terrance M. Garvin with the Running Forearm Smash. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz goes for a power bomb, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a small package. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin uses a clothesline on Skull Ganz. Terrance M. Garvin takes Skull Ganz down with a moonsault from the second turnbuckle. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance M. Garvin leaves the ring. He returns with a bullrope. Terrance M. Garvin whips him with a bullrope. Terrance M. Garvin executes the Lithium on Skull Ganz. Terrance M. Garvin goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The winners are Alex Star and Terrance M. Garvin. Time of match: 0:08:25 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Out of nowhere, the Lithium and the successful defense for the tag champs. I really think that the teams who went through the tourney just ran out of gas. SPEED: Well, obviously they did. This match could have been different if both teams were equally rested, but the fact remains that they weren_t. VIOLET: That is a big disadvantage that winning a big tournament can have. SPEED: Well, coming up in August, EVERY current AGW wrestler and even some past ones will fight it out with WCW, WWF, ECW, and stars from Mexico and Japan as AGW will have it_s Megatournament event. VIOLET: That_s right. The AGW will fly all of it_s talent once again to the Tokyo Dome as we once again go on our World Tour. SPEED: The World Tour, for those who don_t know, is when the AGW flies off to Europe and Asia and wrestles in different environments in front of different fans. We will make many stops and it will be a good time for all, as we get to see many landmarks. VIOLET: That will happen in mid-July. Starting next Saturday we wrestle for 2 or 3 weeks in the AGW_s homebase in Washington D.C. SPEED: I figure we might as well start using the place since we bought it out. AGW Arena is very cool, let me tell you. VIOLET: Well, we have bought the wrestlers enough time. Now it is time for the AGW King Of Hearts/Ringmaster singles tournament. SPEED: The KOH and Ringmaster are one and the same for anyone who got confused. This tournament is being had in memory of the late Owen Hart and I am sure he would approve. [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Joshua Gardner pinned Rick Thompson after a fireman's carry into a flapjack in 0:09:26. Rating: ** [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Dan Sexton pinned Tom Tennant with his special move in 0:07:45. Rating: DUD [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Kid Nitro pinned Jimmy Crush with the Kaji Jinnai in 0:11:38. Rating: ** 1/2 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Terrance M. Garvin pinned Muldoon with the Lithium in 0:13:52. Rating: ** 1/4 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Anaconda defeated Gris Lee via pinfall in 0:18:15. Rating: ** 1/4 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Blackhawk McKnight pinned New Jack after a jack-knife power bomb in 0:31:56. Rating: *** 1/4 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Shawn Michaels pinned Matt Technician with the Sweet Chin Music in 0:20:58. Rating: ** 1/2 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Paul Vega pinned Malik Shabazz with the The Blackheart Punch in 0:06:33. Paul Vega suffered a back injury. He will be out for the rest of the tournament. Rating: * 3/4 SPEED: I tell ya, if Vega didn_t have bad luck, he would have no luck at all. Hopefully that bad back will not affect his match next Saturday against either Star or Most Holy. [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Extremely Hardcore Brawler made Joaquin Campos submit to a chokehold in 0:11:15 . Rating: *** 1/4 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Smooth Operator made Chocolate Thunder submit to the Smooth Operation in 0:05:51. Rating: **** VIOLET: Smooth Operator gets a little bit of justice against CDogg. SPEED: It doesn_t matter. It was classic seeing Flava kick Smooth_s ass all over the place. [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Skull Ganz pinned Storm after the Running Forearm Smash in 0:11:15. Rating: 1/4* [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Kris Kanyon pinned Erik Moon after a vertical facebuster in 0:06:26. Rating: 1/4* [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Deathwish pinned Brad Steel with the The Falling Star in 0:06:13. Rating: 1/4* [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Bobby Skywalker pinned El Luchador after hitting him with a foreign object in 0:07:03. Rating: *** [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Mark Starr pinned Vincent I. Paige with the Shooting Star Press in 0:06:04. Rating: DUD [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Bill Goldberg pinned Father Arson with the Jackhammer in 0:05:26. Rating: DUD SPEED: That is the end of the first round. There were very few surprises. VIOLET: True, but a lot of the matches were so even, there was no real room for upsets. These are legitimately 32 of the top wrestlers in the AGW. SPEED: And now it is down to 16 men. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Joshua Gardner made Dan Sexton submit to the Executive Decision in 0:08:30. Rating: 1/4* SPEED: Not surprising, even though Sexton has had a lot more success since going into the hardcore division. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Kid Nitro pinned Terrance M. Garvin with the Kaji Jinnai in 0:07:16. Rating: *** VIOLET: What a matchup!!! SPEED: 2 of the best Cruiserweights in the entire world had a great matchup, with Nitro getting the win. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Blackhawk McKnight pinned Anaconda after a cradle DDT in 0:09:55. Rating: ** 1/4 VIOLET: I have no clue how McKnight lifted Anaconda up. SPEED: Who cares, Anaconda sucks anyway. [Round 2] Shawn Michaels won via default. VIOLET: What would have been Michaels-Vega results in a bye into the round of 8 for HBK. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Smooth Operator made Extremely Hardcore Brawler submit to a full nelson in 0:11:30. Rating: **** 1/4 SPEED: Hey, I thought EHB had the full nelson copyrighted. VIOLET: No, he has the Full Nelson......Of Pain copyrighted. SPEED: Oh. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Skull Ganz made Kris Kanyon submit to the torture rack in 0:08:22. Rating: 1/2* SPEED: Ganz is an absolute monster. I feel sorry for anyone who has to face him at this point. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Deathwish pinned Bobby Skywalker after hitting him with the purse in 0:06:30. Rating: -* VIOLET: Another battle of cruiserweights, and Deathwish hit Skywalker with the manager of Skywalker, Kellie_s, purse to get the win. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Match Mark Starr pinned Bill Goldberg with the Shooting Star Press in 0:12:05. Rating: *** VIOLET: Now, THAT is a huge upset. Mark Starr who has been anything but spectacular record-wise, put on his best match of his career. SPEED: I think Starr wanted revenge on Goldberg for all those drubbings on WCW Saturday Night. VIOLET: All right, we are into the quarterfinals now. 8 men remain in the tournament, one of which will be the 1999 King Of Hearts. SPEED: The Canadian Crippler and Gryphon are the 2 other men who have held that title. Too bad they both sucked so bad, they had to take their ball and go home. VIOLET: Josh Gardner will take on Kid Nitro. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Hollywood, California... Weighing in at 267 pounds... "Gorgeous" Joshua Gardner His opponent... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Amara... From Tokyo, Japan... Weighing in at 231 pounds... The AGW TV Champion Kid Nitro They lock up. Kid Nitro takes Joshua Gardner down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Kid Nitro executes an enzuigiri on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Kid Nitro complains about a slow count. Kid Nitro leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kid Nitro sets up the chair. Kid Nitro goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Joshua Gardner counters it with a low blow. Joshua Gardner nails Kid Nitro with a double underhook backbreaker. Joshua Gardner nails Kid Nitro with an inverted backbreaker. Joshua Gardner is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Joshua Gardner goes for a backbreaker, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro executes a belly-to-back suplex on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro goes for a brain buster, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Joshua Gardner nails Kid Nitro with a Western lariat. Joshua Gardner punches Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro hits Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner chops Kid Nitro. Joshua Gardner attempts to place Kid Nitro on the turnbuckle, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Joshua Gardner throws Kid Nitro out of the ring. Joshua Gardner goes through the ropes. Joshua Gardner hits Kid Nitro with a back elbow. Joshua Gardner sets up a table. Joshua Gardner whips Kid Nitro into the guardrail. Joshua Gardner goes for an armdrag takedown, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro knocks Joshua Gardner into the ringsteps. Kid Nitro executes the Kaji Jinnai on Joshua Gardner on the concrete floor. Kid Nitro is handed the Table. Kid Nitro hits him with the Table. Kid Nitro executes an enzuigiri on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro goes for the Kaji Jinnai, but Joshua Gardner counters it with a roll away. Kid Nitro is busted wide open. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kid Nitro goes for a cartwheel kick, but Joshua Gardner side-steps and Kid Nitro only hits air. Joshua Gardner executes a running power bomb on Kid Nitro. Joshua Gardner throws Kid Nitro back into the ring. Joshua Gardner places Kid Nitro on the turnbuckle. Joshua Gardner nails Kid Nitro with the Corporate Takeover. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Kid Nitro goes for a sleeperhold, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Joshua Gardner goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro takes Joshua Gardner down with a dragon screw. Kid Nitro whips Joshua Gardner into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits a chop on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro executes a backbreaker on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro sprays red mist into the air. Kid Nitro uses a dropkick on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro sprays red mist into the air. Kid Nitro throws Joshua Gardner out of the ring. Kid Nitro jumps onto him with a running twisting bodyblock. Kid Nitro knocks Joshua Gardner into the ringpost. Kid Nitro executes the Liger Bomb on Joshua Gardner. They're brawling inside the ring area. Joshua Gardner reenters the ring. Kid Nitro follows him back in. Kid Nitro brings the table into the ring. Kid Nitro leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kid Nitro runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Kid Nitro uses a dropkick on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro uses a jumping side kick on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro catches Joshua Gardner in a dragon sleeper. Joshua Gardner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Kid Nitro goes for a backdrop, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Joshua Gardner hits an inverted DDT on Kid Nitro. Joshua Gardner nails Kid Nitro with a tornado DDT. Joshua Gardner executes a vertical facebuster on Kid Nitro. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Joshua Gardner goes for the torture rack, but Kid Nitro counters it with an elbowsmash. Kid Nitro executes the Inverted Tiger Driver on Joshua Gardner. Kid Nitro goes for the Nitro Bomb, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Joshua Gardner goes for an abdominal stretch, but Kid Nitro reverses it. Joshua Gardner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kid Nitro takes Joshua Gardner down with a kick to the midsection. Kid Nitro runs into the ropes. Joshua Gardner goes for a spinning power bomb, but Kid Nitro counters it with a choke sleeper. Joshua Gardner is writhing in pain. Joshua Gardner submits after 9 seconds. The winner is Kid Nitro. Time of match: 0:06:57 ~~~~~ SPEED: Spectacular counter as Nitro chokes Gardner out. VIOLET: That must be for all the miserable times Gardner_s cousin, Mark Paris, has given to Kid Nitro. SPEED: yeah, or something like that. VIOLET: Our next match pits the newly crowned Anything Goes Champ, Blackhawk McKnight, against former World Champ, Shawn Michaels. SPEED: Now, I do appreciate you bringing up that Michaels was the World Champ....but that was, like, so 2 years ago. VIOLET: You have been watching Clueless again haven_t you. SPEED: Yeah. Got a problem with that? ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Toronto, Canada... Weighing in at 281 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Champion... "The Professional Bastard" Blackhawk McKnight His opponent... Led to the ring by New Jack... Hailing from San Antonio, TX... Weighing in at 249 pounds... "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels They lock up. Shawn Michaels hits Blackhawk McKnight with a back suplex. Shawn Michaels takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a flying clothesline. Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!". Shawn Michaels uses a kneelift on Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels hits Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels kicks Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels goes for an abdominal stretch, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with an elbowsmash. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels uses a German suplex on Blackhawk McKnight. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Shawn Michaels executes an armdrag takedown on Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels locks Blackhawk McKnight in an armbar submission. Blackhawk McKnight is struggling to reach the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight is valiantly trying to break the hold. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Shawn Michaels nails Blackhawk McKnight with a back suplex. Shawn Michaels executes a piledriver on Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels nails Blackhawk McKnight with a flying dropkick. Shawn Michaels puts Blackhawk McKnight in an abdominal stretch. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Shawn Michaels throws Blackhawk McKnight out of the ring. Shawn Michaels jumps onto him with a plancha. Shawn Michaels is handed a cookie sheet. Shawn Michaels hits him with the cookie sheet. Shawn Michaels hits Blackhawk McKnight with a back suplex. Shawn Michaels hits him with the cookie sheet. Shawn Michaels hits him with a cookie sheet. Shawn Michaels goes for a forearm smash, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. New Jack comes from behind and distracts Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels knocks Blackhawk McKnight into the ringsteps. Shawn Michaels goes for the Sweet Chin Music, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Shawn Michaels hits him with the cookie sheet. Shawn Michaels knocks Blackhawk McKnight into the ringsteps. Shawn Michaels whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. Shawn Michaels goes for a German suplex, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a facerake. Blackhawk McKnight knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps. Blackhawk McKnight takes Shawn Michaels down with a diving elbow smash. New Jack comes from behind and distracts Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels sets up a table. Shawn Michaels whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. Shawn Michaels takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a punch. Shawn Michaels knocks Blackhawk McKnight into the ringsteps. Shawn Michaels goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps. Blackhawk McKnight sets up Shawn Michaels on the table. Blackhawk McKnight tries to drive Shawn Michaels through the table with a somersault legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Shawn Michaels whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. Shawn Michaels sets up Blackhawk McKnight on the table. Shawn Michaels tries to drive Blackhawk McKnight through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Blackhawk McKnight sets up Shawn Michaels on the table. Blackhawk McKnight executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. Shawn Michaels is busted wide open. New Jack comes from behind and distracts Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels sets up a table. Shawn Michaels goes for the Sweet Chin Music, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a legsweep. Blackhawk McKnight sets up Shawn Michaels on the table. Blackhawk McKnight executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Liger Bomb, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels sets up a table. Shawn Michaels uses a dropkick on Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. Shawn Michaels nails Blackhawk McKnight with a flying clothesline. Shawn Michaels throws Blackhawk McKnight back into the ring. Shawn Michaels is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Blackhawk McKnight complains about a fast count. Mike Kwolek lets the match continue. Shawn Michaels gives the sign for the Sweet Chin Music. Shawn Michaels executes the Sweet Chin Music on Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The winner is Shawn Michaels. Time of match: 0:05:26 ~~~~~~ SPEED: Damn, I thought Michaels was gonna get destroyed. He hasn_t wrestled a match like that since.....well....... VIOLET: Since he WON the World Title? SPEED: Well, either that, or when he wrestled Eli Vane. Oh well, Michaels goes to the Final Four. Never thought I_d say that. I had him picked to lose in the second round to Vega. VIOLET: Anything can happen here in the AGW. SPEED: Yeah. Well, Smooth will finally see his downfall, as he takes on a real, non-steroid enhanced monster, Skull Ganz. We have the GNC poster-child against a natural brute. VIOLET: Which is which? SPEED: Smooth is the GNC guy of course. I mean, it is bad enough that Scott Steiner has a steroid IV, but here is an average day for Smooth. Wake up, eat a steroid pill, take a shower but only once every other week, eat a steroid cereal and a McRoid, work out, have a PowerBar followed by a RoidLog, work out, get rejected by all the women he tries to hit on in the gym, work out, use the Swedish penis enhancer that Austin Powers had, have a nice dinner at home with Kat consisting of Uncle Ben_s Roid Cakes and a nice bottle of V8 Tomato Juice, and by then he is too tired to entertain Kat and he goes to sleep. VIOLET: *laughing* Oh god, sorry Smooth. I can_t help but laugh at that.......well, you had the V8 part right at least. SPEED: I aim to please. Oh wait, did I leave out the part where he changes his Depends....because even athletes need protection. *laughs* ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... From The Jungle... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Smooth Operator His opponent... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... Fighting out of Chicago,Illinois... Weighing in at 328 pounds... "The Madman" Skull Ganz They lock up. Skull Ganz hits a cradle DDT on Smooth Operator. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz nails Smooth Operator with a belly-to-belly suplex. Skull Ganz takes Smooth Operator down with a moonsault. Carl Westcoat counts: One, shoulder up. Skull Ganz hits himself in the head. Skull Ganz executes a choke slam on Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz goes for a kneedrop, but Smooth Operator rolls out of the way. Smooth Operator uses a Samoan Drop on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator puts Skull Ganz in an armlock leglock submission. Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator takes Skull Ganz down with a forearm smash. Smooth Operator goes for an armdrag takedown, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz punches Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz kicks Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Skull Ganz hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Skull Ganz goes for a kneedrop, but Smooth Operator rolls out of the way. Smooth Operator takes Skull Ganz down with a legsweep. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Zoe Burgess trips Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator executes an enzuilariato on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator takes Skull Ganz down with a forearm smash. Smooth Operator nails Skull Ganz with a Hotshot. Smooth Operator hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator throws Skull Ganz out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator knocks Skull Ganz into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Skull Ganz follows him back in. Smooth Operator takes Skull Ganz down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator puts Skull Ganz in an armlock leglock submission. Skull Ganz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Smooth Operator hits Skull Ganz with an enzuilariato. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator misses with a shoulderblock. Skull Ganz hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Smooth Operator counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator uses a Hotshot on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator uses a Samoan Drop on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator puts Skull Ganz in a short arm scissors. Skull Ganz is struggling to reach the ropes. Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Smooth Operator nails Skull Ganz with a flying lariat. Smooth Operator throws Skull Ganz out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator hits Skull Ganz with a Samoan Drop. They're brawling inside the ring area. Skull Ganz knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Skull Ganz sets up a table. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator sets up Skull Ganz on the table. Smooth Operator executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Smooth Operator executes a Samoan Drop on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator executes a neck snap on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator goes for a forearm smash, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Skull Ganz hits Smooth Operator with a lariat. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Skull Ganz executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Skull Ganz hits himself in the head. Skull Ganz sets up a table. Skull Ganz sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Skull Ganz executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle through the table. The table is broken in half. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Skull Ganz takes Smooth Operator down with a bodyslam. Skull Ganz goes for a flying forearm, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator takes Skull Ganz down with a Samoan Drop. Smooth Operator whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Smooth Operator nails Skull Ganz with a Russian legsweep. Smooth Operator uses a flying kneedrop on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Smooth Operator executes a forearm smash on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator throws Skull Ganz back into the ring. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Skull Ganz's foot on the rope. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz is struggling to reach the ropes. Skull Ganz tries to escape the hold. Skull Ganz is inching his way towards the ropes. Skull Ganz is writhing in pain. Carl Westcoat checks Skull Ganz's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Skull Ganz fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Skull Ganz sets up the chair. Skull Ganz hits a spinebuster slam onto the chair on Smooth Operator. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz nails Smooth Operator with a moonsault. Carl Westcoat counts: One, shoulder up. Skull Ganz takes Smooth Operator down with a moonsault. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz hits Smooth Operator with a powerslam. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz hits Smooth Operator with a belly-to-belly suplex. Skull Ganz throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Skull Ganz goes through the ropes. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Skull Ganz hits Smooth Operator with a spinebuster slam. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator sets up Skull Ganz on the table. Smooth Operator executes a reverse flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Smooth Operator goes for a neck snap, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz sets up a table. Skull Ganz goes for a bodyslam, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator executes a neck snap on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator nails Skull Ganz with an enzuilariato. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Skull Ganz nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator uses an armdrag takedown on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator goes for an armdrag takedown, but Skull Ganz counters it with a lariat. Skull Ganz is handed the 2x4. Skull Ganz hits him with the 2x4. Skull Ganz sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Skull Ganz executes a moonsault through the table. The table is broken in half. Skull Ganz hits a short clothesline on Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Skull Ganz goes for the The Skull Crusher, but Smooth Operator blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Skull Ganz nails Smooth Operator with a powerslam. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz executes the T-bone suplex on Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz hits a choke slam on Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Skull Ganz uses a legdrop on Smooth Operator. They're brawling inside the ring area. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Smooth Operator nails Zoe Burgess. Skull Ganz goes for the The Skull Crusher, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Skull Ganz hits Smooth Operator with the Running Forearm Smash. Skull Ganz throws Smooth Operator back into the ring. Skull Ganz brings the table into the ring. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Smooth Operator with the Mace. Before Zoe Burgess connects, Smooth Operator moves out of the way. Zoe Burgess hits Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator throws Zoe Burgess over the top rope. Skull Ganz is out cold. Smooth Operator takes Skull Ganz down with the Doctor Bomb. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, in the ropes... Smooth Operator sets up Skull Ganz on the table. Smooth Operator tries to drive Skull Ganz through the table with a flying kneedrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Skull Ganz gives the sign for the The Skull Crusher. Skull Ganz executes the The Skull Crusher on Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz goes for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Smooth Operator's foot on the rope. Skull Ganz throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Skull Ganz goes through the ropes. Skull Ganz hits a short clothesline on Smooth Operator. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz sets up a table. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator hits Skull Ganz with a legsweep faceslam. Smooth Operator executes a flying lariat on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator knocks Skull Ganz into the ringpost. Smooth Operator whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Smooth Operator hits a Hotshot on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator takes Skull Ganz down with a Samoan Drop. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz executes the The Skull Crusher on Smooth Operator on the concrete floor. Smooth Operator is out cold. Skull Ganz sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Skull Ganz executes a back suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Skull Ganz sets up the chair. Skull Ganz hits a bodyslam onto the chair on Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz nails Smooth Operator with a legdrop. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz is handed a cheese grater. Skull Ganz hits him with the cheese grater. Skull Ganz whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Skull Ganz takes the chair. Skull Ganz goes for a moonsault, but Smooth Operator gets his knees up. Smooth Operator uses a Russian legsweep on Skull Ganz. Smooth Operator knocks Skull Ganz into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator hits a front-layout suplex on Skull Ganz. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Skull Ganz nails Miss Jacqueline. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Skull Ganz nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator knocks Skull Ganz into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator sets up a table. SPEED: JUST END THE DAMN MATCH!!!!! Smooth Operator sets up Skull Ganz on the table. Smooth Operator executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Smooth Operator whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Smooth Operator executes a diving headbutt on Skull Ganz. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz executes the T-bone suplex on Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Smooth Operator counters it with a facerake. Smooth Operator throws Skull Ganz back into the ring. Smooth Operator brings the table into the ring. Smooth Operator sets up Skull Ganz on the table. Smooth Operator executes a diving headbutt through the table. The table is broken in half. Skull Ganz executes a lariat on Smooth Operator. Skull Ganz is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator nails Skull Ganz with a Hotshot. Carl Westcoat removes the chair from the ring. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz tries to fight the pain. Skull Ganz submits after 11 seconds. The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:20:58 ~~~~~ SPEED: Thank you!!! After the first 20 minutes of seeing those 2 look dumb in the ring, it gets kinda old. VIOLET: Smooth will go onto the final 4. SPEED: Hey, you know what Smooth would be called if he was a basketball player? J.R. Roider, or Shaquille O_Roid, or Dennis Roidman. I like that last one, I think I will use it more often. VIOLET: We are in Canada, they don_t really like basketball. SPEED: Oh really? Hmmm, OK, how about Mike Roidano, goalie Patrick Roid or fast skater Peter Bondroid. VIOLET: Bondroid? SPEED: Yeah, the James Bond version of the FemBots. VIOLET: God Speed, what has gotten into you? SPEED: I enjoy making fun of people. Is that so wrong? VIOLET: Are you sure you aren_t on the crack? SPEED: Pretty sure....but maybe Smooth is though. VIOLET: Whew, Deathwish and Mark Starr will go at it next. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... From Death Valley, California... Weighing in at 220 pounds... Deathwish His opponent... Led to the ring by Tessa... From Sarasota, Fl.... Weighing in at 245 pounds... Mark Starr They lock up. Mark Starr runs into the ropes. Deathwish goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Mark Starr ducks out of the way. Mark Starr whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it. Mark Starr hits Deathwish with a kick. Mark Starr runs into the ropes. Mark Starr goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Deathwish counters it with a roll away. Deathwish whips Mark Starr into the ropes. Mark Starr hits Deathwish with an elbow. Mark Starr runs into the ropes. Mark Starr takes Deathwish down with a lariat. Mark Starr executes an elbowdrop on Deathwish. Mark Starr whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it. Mark Starr executes a lariat on Deathwish. Mark Starr throws Deathwish out of the ring. Mark Starr goes through the ropes. Mark Starr sets up a table. Mark Starr uses a shoulderbreaker on Deathwish. Mark Starr sets up Deathwish on the table. Mark Starr tries to drive Deathwish through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Mark Starr blocks it. Mark Starr hits a kick to the midsection on Deathwish. Mark Starr whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Mark Starr is handed the chain. Mark Starr hits him with the chain. Mark Starr sets up Deathwish on the table. Mark Starr tries to drive Deathwish through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Deathwish hits Mark Starr with a short lariat. Deathwish executes an eye gouge on Mark Starr. Deathwish reenters the ring. Mark Starr follows him back in. Deathwish chops Mark Starr. Deathwish chops Mark Starr. Deathwish punches Mark Starr. Mark Starr kicks Deathwish. Deathwish punches Mark Starr. Deathwish hits Mark Starr. Deathwish places Mark Starr on the turnbuckle. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish nails Mark Starr with a top-rope German Suplex onto the chair. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish whips Mark Starr into the ropes. Deathwish misses with a clothesline. Mark Starr takes Deathwish down with a lariat. Mark Starr goes for a bulldog, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish takes Mark Starr down with a dragon suplex. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Starr begs off. Deathwish hits Mark Starr with a spinning power bomb. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Deathwish hits Mark Starr with a kick to the groin. Mark Starr begs off. Deathwish nails Mark Starr with a 450 splash. Mike Kwolek counts: One, shoulder up. Mark Starr begs off. Deathwish uses a spinning power bomb on Mark Starr. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish uses a backspin DDT on Mark Starr. Mark Starr begs off. Deathwish whips Mark Starr into the ropes, but Mark Starr reverses it. Mark Starr hits Deathwish with a backdrop. Deathwish falls out of the ring. Mark Starr goes through the ropes. Mark Starr is handed a cane. Mark Starr hits him with the cane. Mark Starr whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Mark Starr uses a spinning leg lariat on Deathwish. Mark Starr points to head. Mark Starr sets up Deathwish on the table. Mark Starr executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish goes for a short lariat, but Mark Starr counters it with a hiptoss. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Mark Starr. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Starr reenters the ring. Deathwish follows him back in. Deathwish brings the table into the ring. Mark Starr leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Starr runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Mark Starr hits a spinning leg lariat on Deathwish. Mark Starr is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Starr points to head. Mark Starr takes Deathwish down with a hiptoss. Mark Starr points to head. Mark Starr gets a half Boston on Deathwish. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Starr runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Mark Starr hits a spinning leg lariat on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Mark Starr sets up Deathwish on the table. Mark Starr tries to shooting star press Deathwish through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Deathwish whips Mark Starr into the turnbuckle, but Mark Starr reverses it. Mark Starr charges in with a lariat. Mark Starr is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Starr hits Deathwish with a vertical suplex. Mark Starr goes for a hiptoss, but Deathwish reverses it. Mark Starr begs off. Deathwish gets a clawhold on Mark Starr. Mark Starr is struggling to reach the ropes. Mark Starr reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Deathwish goes for a short lariat, but Mark Starr blocks it. Mark Starr whips Deathwish into the ropes. Deathwish goes for an Asai moonsault, but Mark Starr side-steps and Deathwish only hits air. Mark Starr nails Deathwish with a DDT. Mark Starr takes Deathwish down with a shoulderbreaker. Mark Starr goes for a bulldog, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish whips Mark Starr into the ropes. Deathwish hits Mark Starr with an elbow. Deathwish throws Mark Starr out of the ring. Deathwish goes through the ropes. Deathwish is handed the Cookie Sheet. Deathwish takes a swing at Mark Starr with the Cookie Sheet, but he gets out of the way. Mark Starr snatches the Cookie Sheet from him. Mark Starr hits him with the Cookie Sheet. Mark Starr hits a spinning leg lariat on Deathwish. Mark Starr hits a flying cross body press on Deathwish. Mark Starr reenters the ring. Deathwish follows him back in. Mark Starr executes the Shooting Star Press on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Mike Kwolek. Mark Starr goes for a flying cross body press, but Zoe Burgess shoves him off the turnbuckle. Deathwish whips Mark Starr into the ropes, but Mark Starr reverses it. Deathwish misses with a clothesline. Mark Starr executes a bodyslam on Deathwish. Deathwish places the opponent in the corner and delivers a bronco buster. He goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Tessa puts Mark Starr's foot on the rope. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Mark Starr hits Deathwish with a kick. Mark Starr whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle. Mark Starr charges in with a lariat, but Deathwish lifts his leg. Deathwish climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mark Starr throws him to the mat. Mark Starr leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Starr takes the chair. Mark Starr goes for a back suplex, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish uses a Soviet suplex on Mark Starr. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish takes Mark Starr down with a back heel kick. Deathwish takes Mark Starr down with a Hotshot. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Mark Starr. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Tessa distracts Mike Kwolek. Deathwish executes a low blow on Mark Starr. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Deathwish hits Mark Starr with a jumping elbow thrust. Deathwish uses a Soviet suplex on Mark Starr. Deathwish takes Mark Starr down with a brain buster. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Mark Starr. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Tessa distracts Mike Kwolek. Deathwish uses a slingshot facebuster on Mark Starr. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Deathwish goes for a clawhold, but Mark Starr blocks it. Deathwish places the opponent in the corner and delivers a bronco buster. He goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The winner is Deathwish. Time of match: 0:10:42 ~~~~~ VIOLET: And Deathwish gets the victory in a very good match. Mark Starr has made a very good showing today. SPEED: Yeah, he can wrestler, that is for sure. VIOLET: We will go on to the semifinals. The final 4 are Kid Nitro, Shawn Michaels, Smooth Operator and Deathwish. 3 old school wrestlers and 1 newer school, but very proven wrestler in Deathwish. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Amara... Fighting out of Tokyo, Japan... Weighing in at 231 pounds... Kid Nitro His opponent... Led to the ring by New Jack... From San Antonio, TX... Weighing in at 249 pounds... "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels They lock up. Kid Nitro hits a jumping side kick on Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro leaves the ring. He returns with the Table. Kid Nitro nails Shawn Michaels with a koppo kick. Kid Nitro chops Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro punches Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels punches Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro kicks Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro chops Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels chops Kid Nitro. Shawn Michaels hits Kid Nitro with an inverted atomic drop. Shawn Michaels hits a hiptoss on Kid Nitro. Shawn Michaels goes for a kneelift, but Kid Nitro counters it with a legsweep. Kid Nitro hits him with the Table. Kid Nitro whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Shawn Michaels goes for the Sweet Chin Music, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Shawn Michaels takes Kid Nitro down with a clothesline. Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!". Shawn Michaels nails Kid Nitro with a bodyslam. Shawn Michaels whips Kid Nitro into the ropes, but Kid Nitro reverses it. Kid Nitro hits a dropkick on Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Kid Nitro executes a backbreaker on Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro locks Shawn Michaels in a sleeperhold. Shawn Michaels tries to escape the hold. Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Kid Nitro hits Shawn Michaels with a bulldog headlock. Kid Nitro whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it. Kid Nitro hits Shawn Michaels with a cartwheel kick. Shawn Michaels begs off. Kid Nitro takes Shawn Michaels down with a rana. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro complains about a slow count. Shawn Michaels uses an inside cradle on Kid Nitro. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Michaels goes for an atomic drop, but Kid Nitro counters it with a headlock takedown. Kid Nitro executes a brain buster on Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro goes for a bridging back suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes. Shawn Michaels executes a clothesline on Kid Nitro. Shawn Michaels is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it. Kid Nitro nails Shawn Michaels with a clothesline. Kid Nitro hits Shawn Michaels with a belly-to-belly suplex. Kid Nitro goes for a rana, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a power bomb. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Michaels nails Kid Nitro with a flying fistdrop. Shawn Michaels goes for an armbar submission, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro kicks Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro hits Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro chops Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro uses a back elbow on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels begs off. Kid Nitro goes for a bulldog headlock, but Shawn Michaels throws him off. Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline, but Kid Nitro counters it with a crucifix . Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro nails Shawn Michaels with the Liger Bomb. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Kid Nitro whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Kid Nitro takes Shawn Michaels down with a kick to the midsection. Shawn Michaels begs off. Kid Nitro whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Shawn Michaels hits Kid Nitro with a kick. Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!". Shawn Michaels goes for a headlock takedown, but Kid Nitro counters it with a back suplex. Kid Nitro hits a corkscrew plancha on Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro executes a backdrop on Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro takes Shawn Michaels down with a bulldog headlock. Kid Nitro goes for an enzuigiri, but Shawn Michaels ducks out of the way. Shawn Michaels leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Shawn Michaels hits Kid Nitro with a flying clothesline. Shawn Michaels goes for a flying clothesline, but Kid Nitro ducks out of the way. Kid Nitro whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle. Kid Nitro charges in with a cartwheel kick, but Shawn Michaels moves out of the way. Shawn Michaels whips Kid Nitro into the ropes. Shawn Michaels misses with a clothesline. Kid Nitro hits a clothesline on Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring. Kid Nitro goes for a running twisting bodyblock, but Shawn Michaels moves out of the way. Shawn Michaels sets up a table. Shawn Michaels whips Kid Nitro into the guardrail. Kid Nitro sets up Shawn Michaels on the table. Kid Nitro executes a brain buster through the table. The table is broken in half. Kid Nitro whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. Kid Nitro throws Shawn Michaels back into the ring. Kid Nitro executes the Arabian Facebuster on Shawn Michaels. Kid Nitro runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits Shawn Michaels with a shoulderblock. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kid Nitro executes the Kaji Jinnai on Shawn Michaels. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The winner is Kid Nitro. Time of match: 0:07:10 ~~~~~ VIOLET: I_m sure DX doesn_t like that both Garvin and Michaels lost to Kid Nitro in this tournament. SPEED: Well, they won_t like it, but if I were DX I wouldn_t want even the opportunity of having to wrestle Smooth and deal with his malodorous stench. VIOLET: Man, you just won_t stop will you. SPEED: Well, the man is wrestling next. Of course I have to rag on him when he is around. What_s he gonna do, force feed me some steroids? ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... From The Jungle... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Smooth Operator His opponent... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... Hailing from Death Valley, California... Weighing in at 220 pounds... Deathwish They lock up. Smooth Operator goes for a European uppercut, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish takes Smooth Operator down with a springboard bulldog. Deathwish nails Smooth Operator with a jumping elbow thrust. Deathwish nails Smooth Operator with a flying headbutt. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish hits Smooth Operator with a Hotshot. Deathwish whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Deathwish misses with a clothesline. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a Samoan Drop. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Deathwish hits a Hotshot on Smooth Operator. Deathwish whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a clothesline. Smooth Operator nails Deathwish with a Samoan Drop. Smooth Operator executes a front-layout suplex on Deathwish. Smooth Operator locks Deathwish in a front facelock. Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a legsweep. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it. Deathwish hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Smooth Operator falls out of the ring. Deathwish goes for a baseball slide, but Smooth Operator moves out of the way. Deathwish is out cold. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator takes Deathwish down with a kneelift. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a Samoan Drop. Smooth Operator throws Deathwish back into the ring. Smooth Operator brings the table into the ring. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator takes Deathwish down with a forearm smash. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a jawbreaker. Smooth Operator gets an armlock leglock submission on Deathwish. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator uses a flying lariat on Deathwish. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a backdrop. Smooth Operator sets up Deathwish on the table. Smooth Operator tries to drive Deathwish through the table with a flying kneedrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Deathwish chops Smooth Operator. Deathwish chops Smooth Operator. Miss Jacqueline tries to interfere, but Zoe Burgess prevents her from doing so. Deathwish uses a jumping elbow thrust on Smooth Operator. Deathwish is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with the Cookie Sheet. Deathwish hits him with the Cookie Sheet. Deathwish whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a kick. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with an enzuilariato. Smooth Operator goes for a headbutt, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish kicks Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator punches Deathwish. Smooth Operator kicks Deathwish. Deathwish chops Smooth Operator. Deathwish takes a swing at Smooth Operator with the Cookie Sheet, but he gets out of the way. Smooth Operator snatches the Cookie Sheet from him. Smooth Operator hits him with the Cookie Sheet. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a neck snap. Smooth Operator nails Deathwish with a Samoan Drop. Deathwish places the opponent in the corner and delivers a bronco buster. He goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator charges in with a clothesline. Smooth Operator gives the sign for the Smooth Operation. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on Deathwish. Deathwish is writhing in pain. Bowen Murphy checks Deathwish's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Deathwish fights his way out of the hold after 28 seconds. Deathwish hits him with the Cookie Sheet. Bowen Murphy throws the Cookie Sheet out of the ring. Deathwish goes for a clawhold, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Deathwish counters it with a low blow. Deathwish goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Smooth Operator side-steps and Deathwish only hits air. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Deathwish misses with a kick. Deathwish misses with a shoulderblock. Smooth Operator misses with a kick. Deathwish hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Deathwish executes the Running Forearm Smash on Smooth Operator. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish hits an enzuigiri to the face on Smooth Operator. Deathwish is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Deathwish executes a slingshot kneedrop on Smooth Operator. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish hits Smooth Operator with a short lariat. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, in the ropes... Deathwish takes Smooth Operator down with a flying headbutt. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Smooth Operator. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Smooth Operator's foot on the rope. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Smooth Operator counters it with a cradle suplex. Smooth Operator nails Deathwish with a flying kneedrop. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:06:51 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Miss Jackie makes the save for Smooth and he comes back to defeat the Cruiserweight Deathwish. Our finals are set. SPEED: Kid Nitro and Smooth Operator. This was headlining cards 2 years ago, and they are still 2 of the best.....with Smooth only being good due to all of the...... VIOLET: Wheaties that he eats. Sorry Speed, I had to cut you off. I think you milked that joke for everything it_s worth. SPEED: And I was only getting started. VIOLET: Well, you can tell Brad Steel and I at the bar after the show. SPEED: Canada has bars? VIOLET: And beer. Some damn good beer. SPEED: Smooth can_t drink beer, because alcohol and artificial thingies like steroids do not mix. Hey, on second thought, maybe I WILL get him some beer. VIOLET: Oh geez, what have I done. Kid Nitro faces Smooth Operator in what should be a great final match for the Ringmaster tourney. Speed, you already are acting drunk. SPEED: Wait a sec, there is something going on in the back..... (The camera cuts to the DX locker room, the camera man walks in and the room is trashed, almost every inch of the room is covered in a thick yellow substance. The sound of metal crashing to the ground sends the camera man out of the room and running down the hall. He turns the corner to find Most Holy, Terminator, Jimmy Crush and Skull Ganz....and a 55 gallon drum.... Most Holy: "...told you to be careful..." Ganz: "It slipped..." Camera Man: "What_s going on?" Crush: "NOTHING! Nothing at all..." All by itself, the barrel starts to roll down the hallway. Most Holy starts after the barrel: "Terminator, take care of the camera man..." Terminator walks over to the camera man, folding his arms across his massive chest. Terminator: "Give me the camera....now." The screen suddenly turns to white snow.... SPEED: Whoa, what was that all about? VIOLET: LOS despises DX but your guess is as good as mine. ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Amara... Hailing from Tokyo, Japan... Weighing in at 231 pounds... Kid Nitro His opponent... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... Hailing from The Jungle... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Smooth Operator They lock up. Kid Nitro takes Smooth Operator down with a dropkick. Kid Nitro takes Smooth Operator down with a koppo kick. Kid Nitro hits an enzuigiri on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro nails Smooth Operator with a jumping side kick. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kid Nitro hits Smooth Operator with a koppo kick. Kid Nitro hits Smooth Operator with an earringer. Kid Nitro leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kid Nitro runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Kid Nitro uses a clothesline on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro hits Smooth Operator with a slingshot somersault splash. Kid Nitro hits a chop on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro goes for an eye gouge, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Smooth Operator uses a legsweep on Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator uses an enzuilariato on Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator whips Kid Nitro into the ropes. Smooth Operator and Kid Nitro get hit with a double clothesline. Smooth Operator uses an armdrag takedown on Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator whips Kid Nitro into the ropes, but Kid Nitro reverses it. Kid Nitro misses with a clothesline. Kid Nitro hits Smooth Operator with a dropkick. Miss Jacqueline tries to interfere, but Elizabeth Amara prevents her from doing so. Kid Nitro executes a jumping side kick on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro uses an enzuigiri on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator bumps into Derek Aston. Kid Nitro executes a series of chops to the throat on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Smooth Operator counters it with a bulldog. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator uses a diving headbutt on Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator executes a flying lariat on Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator executes a flying kneedrop on Kid Nitro. Derek Aston is back on the job. Smooth Operator uses an enzuilariato on Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Kid Nitro misses with a shoulderblock. Smooth Operator misses with an elbow. Kid Nitro executes a dropkick on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Kid Nitro throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Kid Nitro goes for a running twisting bodyblock, but Smooth Operator moves out of the way. Kid Nitro is out cold. Smooth Operator knocks Kid Nitro into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Kid Nitro blocks it. Kid Nitro nails Smooth Operator with a series of chops to the throat. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kid Nitro hits an earringer on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Kid Nitro is handed the Table. Kid Nitro hits him with the Table. Kid Nitro sets up a table. Kid Nitro sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Kid Nitro tries to drive Smooth Operator through the table with a brain buster, but he blocks it. Smooth Operator whips Kid Nitro into the guardrail. Smooth Operator throws Kid Nitro back into the ring. Smooth Operator hits Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro chops Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro punches Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro chops Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator punches Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator chops Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator executes an armdrag takedown on Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator takes Kid Nitro down with a jawbreaker. Smooth Operator hits Kid Nitro with a flying kneedrop. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Kid Nitro nails Smooth Operator with a dropkick. Kid Nitro hits a low blow on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro uses a series of palm strikes on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro gets a stump-puller on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. Smooth Operator breaks the hold after 11 seconds. Smooth Operator executes a front-layout suplex on Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator hits a Russian legsweep on Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator whips Kid Nitro into the ropes. Smooth Operator nails Kid Nitro with a Samoan Drop. Smooth Operator whips Kid Nitro into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator runs shoulder-first into the corner. Smooth Operator whips Kid Nitro into the ropes. Kid Nitro hits a cartwheel kick on Smooth Operator. Kid Nitro takes Smooth Operator down with a kick to the midsection. Kid Nitro takes Smooth Operator down with the Arabian Facebuster. Kid Nitro throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Kid Nitro goes through the ropes. Kid Nitro knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Kid Nitro executes the Kaji Jinnai on Smooth Operator on the concrete floor. Kid Nitro whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Kid Nitro goes for a clothesline, but Smooth Operator counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator knocks Kid Nitro into the ringsteps. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Kid Nitro nails Miss Jacqueline. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Kid Nitro. Smooth Operator knocks Kid Nitro into the ringpost. Smooth Operator executes a Samoan Drop on Kid Nitro. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Kid Nitro nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator sets up Kid Nitro on the table. Smooth Operator executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Smooth Operator whips Kid Nitro into the guardrail. Smooth Operator hits Kid Nitro with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Kid Nitro follows him back in. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on Kid Nitro. Kid Nitro is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kid Nitro tries to fight the pain. Kid Nitro tries to escape the hold. Kid Nitro tries to fight the pain. Kid Nitro submits after 33 seconds. The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:09:35 ~~~~~ VIOLET: And there you have it. SMOOTH OPERATOR IS THE 1999 KING OF HEARTS!!!! SPEED: Yeah, he must have some extra-strength ster...... VIOLET: It was a good match and I_m sure Smooth will treasure the title of King Of Hearts. SPEED: Well, of course Smooth won the ONE tournament tonight where the winner DOESN_T get a title shot. VIOLET: He gets to be known as the King or the Ringmaster. SPEED: Yeah, and I get to be known as the ICON every day of my life. You don_t see me flaunting that title around. VIOLET: Actually, you do. SPEED: Like when? VIOLET: Well, we won_t go there right now. Folks, we are winding down the card but we still have TWO awesome matchups. The Hardcore Brothers and 2 mystery partners will face Gardner, Kanyon and 2 other mystery partners. ~~~~~ This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-8-man tag team elimination match. Introducing first... Led to the ring by 'The Beauty' Amanda Perry... At a total combined weight of 1208 pounds... Beauty And The Beast SPEED: I guess that is the tag name of Gardner and Kanyon. Now who are their partners? I know Dan Kelly won_t be because he has still been favoring his injury. VIOLET: The Hardcore Brothers are already in the ring waiting for their partners to be announced. (Blackhawk McKnight shows up on the entrance ramp.) McKNIGHT: Well, well... what have we here? This has got to be just about the biggest collection of no talent hardcore bums I've ever seen. I don't know what the hell this is supposed to be, but sure don't look like a wrestling match to me. It looks more like the Spice Girls are getting set to rumble the Backstreet Boys. And since I heard that one of your teams seems to be short a man, I figured I'd saunter on down, take his place and teach all of you guys a lesson in professional wrestling. KANYON, as far as I'm concerned you're the only guy in this whole gang who's good enough to stand beside me. So guess what? You just got yourself a brand new partner. Let's get it on! "The Professional Bastard" Blackhawk McKnight SPEED: Now, who is their fourth partner? (The funked out jazz version of genX_s theme music starts up as Smooth Operator stands on the entrance ramp and points to Gardner, Kanyon and McKnight.) SPEED: Is he WITH those guys or against them? VIOLET: I think Smooth is teaming up with Gardner, Kanyon and now McKnght and with Miss Jacqueline... Smooth Operator VIOLET: Well, I wonder who the partners for the Hardcore Brothers will be? Gardner and Kanyon got themselves two formidable partners. Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 1029 pounds... The Hardcore Brothers VIOLET: The Hardcore Brothers stand patiently in the ring. They can_t wait to get this thing going. SPEED: And I am sure that they will look forward to beating on McKnight as well. (The crowd is waiting patiently, and from the back, here comes the Extremely Hardcore Brawler with his ASS chair raised overhead.) VIOLET: Well, EHB was asked publicly to join with the Hardcore Brothers, and I guess he accepted. SPEED: Of course he did. EHB will never pass up an opportunity to beat up on Kanyon. Extremely Hardcore Brawler VIOLET: Who could their fourth partner be? SPEED: Hmmm.....gee, like I would know, Violet. VIOLET: What do you mean? SPEED: Well, it goes something like this. The Hardcore Brothers came to me in the back and said they heard some good things about me. I told them they heard right. Then they asked if I could join their team myself. Realizing that Gardner was on the other team, I accepted. However, the fact that Dennis Roidman is on the other team is even more incentive. Hardcore Brothers and EHB, here I come!!!! and "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer (Speed gets up from his broadcast position and enters the ring as the match begins.) They lock up. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a dropkick to the groin on Joshua Gardner. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Joshua Gardner with the drop toehold onto a chair. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Joshua Gardner with a series of headbutts. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Joshua Gardner with a piledriver. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes Joshua Gardner down with a spinebuster slam. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a kick to the midsection on Joshua Gardner. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Joshua Gardner with a flying bulldog. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Joshua Gardner with a pencil jab to the forehead . Extremely Hardcore Brawler tags out to Vinnie Hardcore. Extremely Hardcore Brawler enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator enters the ring and throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler out of the ring. Joshua Gardner and Smooth Operator hit Vinnie Hardcore with a double Russian legsweep. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Joshua Gardner nails Vinnie Hardcore with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker. Joshua Gardner takes Vinnie Hardcore down with a superkick. Joshua Gardner gets a figure-four leglock on Vinnie Hardcore. Vinnie Hardcore is writhing in pain. James Adams tells Vinnie Hardcore to respond or he'll stop the fight. Vinnie Hardcore nods. Vinnie Hardcore breaks the hold after 24 seconds. Vinnie Hardcore hits a reverse neckbreaker on Joshua Gardner. Vinnie Hardcore takes Joshua Gardner down with a facebite. Vinnie Hardcore executes an earringer on Joshua Gardner. Vinnie Hardcore goes for a kick to the midsection, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Joshua Gardner tags out to Kris Kanyon. Joshua Gardner executes a Death Valley Driver on Vinnie Hardcore. Kris Kanyon places Vinnie Hardcore on the turnbuckle. Kris Kanyon goes for a top-rope power bomb, but Vinnie Hardcore blocks it. Vinnie Hardcore throws Kris Kanyon off the turnbuckle. Joshua Gardner leaves the ring. Vinnie Hardcore uses a power bomb on Kris Kanyon. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Vinnie Hardcore takes Kris Kanyon down with a knee to the back. Vinnie Hardcore tags out to Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vinnie Hardcore uses a reverse neckbreaker on Kris Kanyon. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a flying bulldog on Kris Kanyon. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Vinnie Hardcore whip Kris Kanyon into the ropes. They hit Kris Kanyon with a double kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Vinnie Hardcore whip Kris Kanyon into the ropes. They hit Kris Kanyon with a double backdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Vinnie Hardcore whip Kris Kanyon into the ropes. They hit Kris Kanyon with a double clothesline. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Vinnie Hardcore hit Kris Kanyon with a double power bomb. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Vinnie Hardcore whip Kris Kanyon into the ropes. They hit Kris Kanyon with a double backdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Vinnie Hardcore whip Kris Kanyon into the ropes. They hit Kris Kanyon with a double elbowsmash. Vinnie Hardcore leaves the ring. Kris Kanyon Spits in oppenets face. He goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Kris Kanyon goes for a Gorilla Press, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with a facerake. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a pencil jab to the forehead, but Kris Kanyon blocks it. Kris Kanyon tags out to Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner and Kris Kanyon whip Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the ropes. They hit Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a double kick to the midsection. Joshua Gardner and Kris Kanyon hit Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a double vertical facebuster. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. Joshua Gardner uses an armdrag takedown on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Joshua Gardner kicks Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler kicks Joshua Gardner. Extremely Hardcore Brawler chops Joshua Gardner. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tags out to Vinnie Hardcore. Kris Kanyon enters the ring and throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler out of the ring. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. Joshua Gardner executes a vertical facebuster on Vinnie Hardcore. James Adams counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kris Kanyon enters the ring and lays out Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Joshua Gardner and Kris Kanyon whip Vinnie Hardcore into the ropes. They hit Vinnie Hardcore with a double clothesline. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. Joshua Gardner hits an atomic drop on Vinnie Hardcore. Joshua Gardner uses a shoulder lift into a flapjack on Vinnie Hardcore. Joshua Gardner executes a vertical facebuster on Vinnie Hardcore. Joshua Gardner goes for the Executive Decision, but Vinnie Hardcore counters it with a kick-off. Vinnie Hardcore uses a flying clothesline on Joshua Gardner. Vinnie Hardcore hits a football tackle on Joshua Gardner. Vinnie Hardcore rakes Joshua Gardner's face across the cage. Vinnie Hardcore hits Joshua Gardner with an earringer. Vinnie Hardcore executes the Hard Way on Joshua Gardner. Vinnie Hardcore goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Vinnie Hardcore grinds Joshua Gardner's face across the cage. Extremely Hardcore Brawler enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kris Kanyon enters the ring and lays out Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Joshua Gardner and Kris Kanyon whip Vinnie Hardcore into the ropes. They hit Vinnie Hardcore with a double fist to the midsection. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. Joshua Gardner goes for a backbreaker, but Vinnie Hardcore counters it with a facerake. Vinnie Hardcore chops Joshua Gardner. Vinnie Hardcore punches Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner hits Vinnie Hardcore. Joshua Gardner punches Vinnie Hardcore. Joshua Gardner tags out to Kris Kanyon. Joshua Gardner executes a fisherman buster on Vinnie Hardcore. Kris Kanyon attempts to place Vinnie Hardcore on the turnbuckle, but Vinnie Hardcore blocks it. Joshua Gardner leaves the ring. Kris Kanyon nails Vinnie Hardcore with a running DDT. Kris Kanyon executes the Grand Kanyon on Vinnie Hardcore. James Adams counts: One, two, Extremely Hardcore Brawler doesn't make it in time... three. Vinnie Hardcore has been eliminated. VIOLET: And Vinnie gets eliminated, but not without doing a lot of damage to Joshua Gardner first. Speed rushes into the ring to battle with Kanyon. They lock up. Speed Racer executes a piledriver on Kris Kanyon. Speed Racer uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Kris Kanyon. Speed Racer whips Kris Kanyon into the ropes. Speed Racer hits Kris Kanyon with a clothesline. Kris Kanyon bumps into the cage. Speed Racer gives the sign for the Flatliner. Speed Racer attempts to place Kris Kanyon on the turnbuckle, but Kris Kanyon blocks it. Speed Racer hits Kris Kanyon with a piledriver. Speed Racer executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Kris Kanyon. Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Kris Kanyon hits Speed Racer with a backdrop. Kris Kanyon goes for a Canadian backbreaker, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer goes for a choke slam, but Kris Kanyon counters it with a kick to the midsection. Kris Kanyon hits Speed Racer. Kris Kanyon punches Speed Racer. Kris Kanyon goes for a piledriver, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer hits Kris Kanyon. Speed Racer kicks Kris Kanyon. Kris Kanyon chops Speed Racer. Kris Kanyon chops Speed Racer. Kris Kanyon executes a spinebuster slam on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Kris Kanyon whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it. Speed Racer hits Kris Kanyon with a clothesline. Speed Racer tags out to Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Speed Racer whip Kris Kanyon into the ropes. They hit Kris Kanyon with a double clothesline. Blackhawk McKnight enters the ring, but gets cut off. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Speed Racer whip Kris Kanyon into the ropes. They attempt to hit Kris Kanyon with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Kris Kanyon catches Extremely Hardcore Brawler in an airplane spin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to escape the hold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to fight the pain. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to escape the hold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler summons one last burst of energy. James Adams asks Extremely Hardcore Brawler if he should stop the fight. Extremely Hardcore Brawler shakes his head. James Adams asks Extremely Hardcore Brawler if he's had enough. Extremely Hardcore Brawler shakes his head. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to fight the pain. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is close to passing out from the pain. James Adams asks Extremely Hardcore Brawler if he's still there. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nods. Extremely Hardcore Brawler summons one last burst of energy. Extremely Hardcore Brawler escapes the hold after 47 seconds. Kris Kanyon executes a power bomb. Kris Kanton goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Extremely Hardcore Brawler has been eliminated. VIOLET: Things are really looking bad for the Hardcore Brothers team. Smooth and McKnight haven_t even stepped into the ring for this match yet, and so they are fresh. But Tony and Speed are fairly fresh as well. They lock up. Kris Kanyon goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Tony Hardcore counters it with a facerake. Tony Hardcore uses a stomachbreaker on Kris Kanyon. Tony Hardcore runs into the ropes. Kris Kanyon goes for a spinebuster slam, but Tony Hardcore counters it with a kneelift. Tony Hardcore punches Kris Kanyon. Tony Hardcore chops Kris Kanyon. Kris Kanyon chops Tony Hardcore. Kris Kanyon chops Tony Hardcore. Kris Kanyon goes for a spinebuster bomb, but Tony Hardcore counters it with a double-axhandle to the back. Tony Hardcore hits a jawbreaker on Kris Kanyon. Tony Hardcore whips Kris Kanyon into the turnbuckle. Tony Hardcore runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Kris Kanyon lifts his knee. Kris Kanyon tags out to Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner and Kris Kanyon hit Tony Hardcore with a double vertical facebuster. Speed Racer enters the ring and lays out Kris Kanyon. Tony Hardcore and Speed Racer whip Joshua Gardner into the ropes. They hit Joshua Gardner with a double fist to the midsection. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Tony Hardcore goes for a lariat, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Joshua Gardner uses a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker on Tony Hardcore. Joshua Gardner executes a double underhook backbreaker on Tony Hardcore. Joshua Gardner executes the Executive Decision on Tony Hardcore. Tony Hardcore reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Joshua Gardner goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Tony Hardcore blocks it. Tony Hardcore goes for a running powerslam, but Joshua Gardner counters it with an elbowsmash. Joshua Gardner executes a flying shoulderblock on Tony Hardcore. Joshua Gardner hits Tony Hardcore with a Russian legsweep. Joshua Gardner uses a spinning power bomb on Tony Hardcore. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Joshua Gardner runs into the ropes. Joshua Gardner and Tony Hardcore get hit with a double clothesline. Joshua Gardner hits Tony Hardcore. Joshua Gardner chops Tony Hardcore. Joshua Gardner hits Tony Hardcore. Joshua Gardner goes for a Western lariat, but Tony Hardcore blocks it. Tony Hardcore nails Joshua Gardner with a jawbreaker. Tony Hardcore goes for a lariat, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Joshua Gardner goes for a football tackle, but Tony Hardcore counters it with a DDT. Tony Hardcore gets an abdominal stretch on Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tony Hardcore and Speed Racer hit Joshua Gardner with a double bulldog headlock. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Tony Hardcore executes a butt-bump on Joshua Gardner. Tony Hardcore tags out to Speed Racer. Speed Racer uses a bodyslam on Joshua Gardner. Speed Racer goes for a figure-four leglock, but Joshua Gardner kicks him off. Joshua Gardner tags out to Smooth Operator. Tony Hardcore enters the ring and throws Joshua Gardner out of the ring. Tony Hardcore leaves the ring. Speed Racer takes Smooth Operator down with a dropkick from the second rope. Speed Racer whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Speed Racer with an elbow. Smooth Operator whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it. Smooth Operator misses with a kick. Speed Racer hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Speed Racer executes a short clothesline on Smooth Operator. Tony Hardcore enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kris Kanyon enters the ring and lays out Tony Hardcore. Smooth Operator and Kris Kanyon whip Speed Racer into the ropes. They hit Speed Racer with a double kick to the midsection. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. Smooth Operator whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Speed Racer with a kick. Smooth Operator goes for a Samoan Drop, but Speed Racer counters it with a crucifix. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer goes for a high knee, but Smooth Operator side-steps and Speed Racer only hits air. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator takes Speed Racer down with a Russian legsweep. Speed Racer begs off. Smooth Operator takes Speed Racer down with a forearm smash. Smooth Operator tags out to Kris Kanyon. Tony Hardcore enters the ring and throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Speed Racer and Tony Hardcore whip Kris Kanyon into the ropes. Speed Racer and Tony Hardcore hit Kris Kanyon with a double bulldog headlock. Tony Hardcore leaves the ring. Speed Racer executes a tornado DDT on Kris Kanyon. Speed Racer attempts to place Kris Kanyon on the turnbuckle, but Kris Kanyon blocks it. Speed Racer whips Kris Kanyon into the ropes, but Kris Kanyon reverses it. Speed Racer misses with an elbow. Kris Kanyon misses with a shoulderblock. Kris Kanyon misses with a clothesline. Speed Racer executes a spinwheel enzuigiri to the face on Kris Kanyon. Speed Racer goes for a bodyslam, but Kris Kanyon counters it with a facerake. Kris Kanyon runs into the ropes. Speed Racer misses with a kick. Kris Kanyon hits Speed Racer with a kick. Kris Kanyon goes for a double arm DDT, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer executes a Death Valley Driver on Kris Kanyon. Speed Racer climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kris Kanyon nails him in the stomach. Speed Racer falls onto the top turnbuckle. Kris Kanyon executes a top-rope power bomb on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kris Kanyon tags Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator throws Speed Racer through the cage door. Smooth Operator follows him to the outside. Speed Racer and Smooth Operator brawl on the outside. Smooth Operator and Speed Racer battle up the aisle and into the locker room. VIOLET: The ref rings the bell, There is no countout rules, being a cage match and all, but I think he just tossed both men out of this match. So now, it is Tony Hardcore against Kanyon, Gardner and McKnight. Smooth Operator has been eliminated. Speed Racer has been eliminated. They lock up. Tony Hardcore takes Joshua Gardner down with a running powerslam. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tony Hardcore takes Joshua Gardner down with a backbreaker. Tony Hardcore hits a flying fistdrop on Joshua Gardner. Tony Hardcore hits Joshua Gardner with the T-bone suplex. Tony Hardcore nails Joshua Gardner with a flying sunset flip. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Tony Hardcore executes the HardKnock on Joshua Gardner. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Joshua Gardner has been eliminated. VIOLET: Great move by Tony and he has brought the other team down to 2 men. McKnight is extremely fresh though. They lock up. Kris Kanyon uses a spinebuster slam on Tony Hardcore. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Blackhawk McKnight enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kris Kanyon and Blackhawk McKnight whip Tony Hardcore into the ropes. They attempt to hit Tony Hardcore with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring. Tony Hardcore executes a jumping DDT on Kris Kanyon. Tony Hardcore nails Kris Kanyon with a kneelift. Tony Hardcore hits Kris Kanyon with a flying sunset flip. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Kris Kanyon has been eliminated. VIOLET: And Tony Hardcore has brought the match to 1 on 1. Him against Blackhawk McKnight, the Anything Goes champ. They lock up. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver and goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Tony Hardcore has been eliminated. ~~~~ VIOLET: And Blackhawk McKnight is the sole survivor of that hardcore battle after being totally fresh by the time he got in there. Of course, anything with Speed in it is nothing more than softcore anyways. (Speed, with a towel over his head, walks back down the aisle to some pretty decent cheers from the fans. He goes back to the announcing table.) VIOLET: Well, you were pretty useless out there. SPEED: What do you mean? Hey, I got what I wanted. While I was getting counted out with Smooth, I asked him what kinds of steroids he would recommend to a friend of mine. VIOLET: Oh would you stop. SPEED: I also congratulated him on winning the Ringmaster tourney, but I don_t believe he liked me mentioning that sort of thing when he was punching me in the head. What can I say, I figured since his wrestling repertoire bored me so, I might as well strike up a conversation to make things interesting. VIOLET: Well, we can only hope that this is the last time Speed mentions anything about Smooth and steroids. The World Title match is up next. Alex Star and Most Holy will fight in what should be an epic conflict. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Heavyweight Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by New Jack, Jessica Carter and 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson... Hailing from Malibu, California... Weighing in at 282 pounds... Alex Star His opponent... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... Fighting out of Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... The AGW World Heavyweight Champion... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy They lock up. Alex Star executes a single arm DDT on Most Holy. Most Holy begs off. Alex Star hits Most Holy with a flying bulldog. Most Holy begs off. Alex Star attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it. Alex Star executes a spinning DDT on Most Holy. Alex Star is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Alex Star runs into the ropes. Alex Star misses with a shoulderblock. Alex Star misses with a clothesline. Alex Star misses with a kick. Most Holy puts Alex Star in an abdominal stretch. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Most Holy executes a flying clothesline on Alex Star. Most Holy locks Alex Star in a chokehold. Alex Star tries to escape the hold. New Jack pushes the ropes to Alex Star. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. SPEED: Well, it was inevitable that Star_s posse would get involved here. Most Holy hits a Hotshot on Alex Star. Most Holy nails Alex Star with a chop. Most Holy hits Alex Star. Most Holy hits Alex Star. Most Holy uses a DDT on Alex Star. Most Holy hits a reverse neckbreaker on Alex Star. Most Holy goes for an abdominal stretch, but Alex Star counters it with an elbowsmash. Alex Star hits a kick to the groin on Most Holy. Alex Star hits Most Holy with a Frankensteiner from the top rope. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Alex Star complains about a slow count. Most Holy executes an inside cradle on Alex Star. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy hits Alex Star with a Hotshot. Most Holy leaves the ring. He returns with a steel chain. Most Holy hits him with the steel chain. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star misses with a shoulderblock. Most Holy misses with a shoulderblock. Alex Star misses with an elbow. Most Holy hits a spinebuster slam on Alex Star. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. VIOLET: Most Holy doing very well against Star. SPEED: It is still very early though. Most Holy leaves the ring. He returns with a string of barb wire. Most Holy takes a swing at Alex Star with the string of barb wire, but he gets out of the way. Alex Star snatches the string of barb wire from him. Alex Star takes a swing at Most Holy with the string of barb wire, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the string of barb wire from him. Most Holy hits him with the string of barb wire. James Adams throws the string of barb wire out of the ring. Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Most Holy side-steps and Alex Star only hits air. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star misses with an elbow. Most Holy hits Alex Star with an elbow. Most Holy executes a flying clothesline on Alex Star. Most Holy nails Alex Star with a flying clothesline. Most Holy is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, New Jack distracts James Adams. Most Holy hits a DDT on Alex Star. Most Holy takes Alex Star down with a Hotshot. Most Holy executes a double-axhandle chop on Alex Star. James Adams is back on the job. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Alex Star misses with a clothesline. Most Holy hits Alex Star with a clothesline. Most Holy throws Alex Star out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Alex Star blocks it. _Cameraman_ Corey Johnson ambushes Most Holy from behind. VIOLET: And now the Cameraman get a shot in. I don_t know how Mostest can win if Star has his entourage interfering constantly. SPEED: Yeah, but matches are always no disqualification. Anything goes, if you will. Alex Star sets up a table. Alex Star hits a rolling kick on Most Holy. Alex Star whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Alex Star sets up Most Holy on the table. Alex Star tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Most Holy uses a clothesline on Alex Star. Most Holy sets up Alex Star on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Alex Star through the table with a flying legdrop, but New Jack pulls Alex Star out of the way. The table didn't break. VIOLET: And with a sickening thud, Most Holy bounces off of that table. SPEED: Man, that really looked bad. (The crowd boos as DX members Joaquin Campos and Mark Starr make their way to the ring. They join New Jack, Corey Johnson, and Jessica Carter as innocent spectators providing moral support for Alex Star in this match.) Alex Star whips Most Holy into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex Star sets up Most Holy on the table. Alex Star tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a double arm DDT, but he blocks it. Most Holy throws Alex Star back into the ring. Most Holy punches Alex Star. Alex Star chops Most Holy. Alex Star hits Most Holy. Most Holy hits Alex Star. Most Holy kicks Alex Star. Most Holy gives the sign for the Holy Roller. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Alex Star. Most Holy goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, Jessica Carter distracts James Adams. SPEED: And Carter makes herself known in the match. All 3 of Star_s cronies have been active here tonight. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the turnbuckle. Most Holy runs shoulder-first into the corner. Most Holy hits a forearm to the back on Alex Star. Most Holy uses a Hotshot on Alex Star. James Adams is back on the job. Most Holy hits Alex Star with a forearm to the back. Most Holy is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... Mark Starr breaks up the pin. Most Holy nails Alex Star with a chop. Most Holy goes for a superkick, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. Alex Star goes for the Inverted Tiger Driver, but Most Holy counters it with a rolling cradle. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Most Holy whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star goes for an Asai moonsault, but Most Holy counters it with a Tombstone . Most Holy whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Most Holy hits Alex Star with a shoulderblock. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star hits Most Holy with a thrust kick to the head. Alex Star catches Most Holy in a dragon sleeper. Most Holy breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Most Holy takes Alex Star down with a forearm to the back. Most Holy executes a clothesline on Alex Star. Jessica Carter enters the ring and hits Most Holy with a chair. Before Jessica Carter connects, Most Holy moves out of the way. Jessica Carter hits Alex Star. Most Holy throws Jessica Carter over the top rope. Alex Star is out cold. SPEED: Of course, having that entourage can also lead to miscues like that!! Most Holy goes for a flying legdrop, but Joaquin Campos shoves him off the turnbuckle. James Adams threatens Alex Star with disqualification. VIOLET: I have to wonder where the rest of the LOS is during this match. It is 6 against 1 out there. Alex Star uses a kick to the groin on Most Holy. Alex Star hits Most Holy with a Frankensteiner from the top rope. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Alex Star executes the Starscream on Most Holy. Most Holy is inching his way towards the ropes. Most Holy summons one last burst of energy. SPEED: I think your question may be answered right now, Violet. (Skull Ganz, The Terminator, Deathwish, Erik Moon and Harmonium Ziporath all rush down to ringside, on the opposite end of the ring as DX.) James Adams asks Most Holy if he should stop the fight. Most Holy shakes his head. Erik Moon pushes the ropes towards Most Holy. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 34 seconds. VIOLET: Hey hey, if New Jack can do it so can Moon. SPEED: What were you looking at me for? I don_t care who wins this. Alex Star uses a flying legdrop on Most Holy. James Adams counts: One, two, Deathwish breaks up the pin. Alex Star runs into the ropes. Alex Star misses with a shoulderblock. Alex Star nails Most Holy with a short lariat. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Alex Star whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Alex Star runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Most Holy lifts his knee. Most Holy hits Alex Star with a forearm to the back. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the turnbuckle, but Alex Star reverses it. Zoe Burgess tries to interfere, but New Jack prevents her from doing so. Alex Star hits Most Holy with a bulldog headlock. Alex Star is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, The Terminator puts Most Holy's foot on the rope. Alex Star uses a Russian legsweep on Most Holy. Most Holy takes the shovel and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, New Jack distracts James Adams. VIOLET: A back and forth match with constant interference from both sides. At least the sides are even. Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Alex Star counters it with a backward kick. Alex Star goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Most Holy counters it with a power bomb. James Adams is back on the job. Most Holy hits Alex Star with an elbowdrop. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Alex Star. Most Holy goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson puts Alex Star's foot on the rope. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Most Holy hits Alex Star with a kick. Most Holy executes a clothesline on Alex Star. Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. Most Holy takes the shovel and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, Joaquin Campos distracts James Adams. SPEED: Most Holy had two prime opportunities to win, but DX will not let it happen. Most Holy uses a kick to the midsection on Alex Star. Alex Star punches the opponent in the windpipe.. He goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Alex Star with the Mace. Before Zoe Burgess connects, Alex Star moves out of the way. Zoe Burgess hits Most Holy. Alex Star throws Zoe Burgess over the top rope. Most Holy is out cold. Alex Star uses the Running Ligerbomb on Most Holy. There is no referee to count. James Adams is back on the job. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. SPEED: Zoe is lucky she didn_t cost Most Holy the match. Alex Star goes for a short lariat, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy goes for a superkick, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. Alex Star hits Most Holy with a spinning DDT. Alex Star throws Most Holy out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Alex Star knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Alex Star whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Most Holy is busted wide open. Alex Star executes the Doctor Bomb on Most Holy. Alex Star sets up Most Holy on the table. Alex Star executes a splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Alex Star nails Most Holy with a splash. Alex Star places his foot over his opponent's eye and spins it.. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Most Holy on the concrete floor. Most Holy is out cold. Alex Star is handed the tire iron. Alex Star hits him with the tire iron. Alex Star nails Most Holy with a dropkick to the groin. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Alex Star nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy is handed a bullrope. Most Holy hits him with the bullrope. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Jessica Carter comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Jessica Carter. Alex Star goes for the Starscream, but Most Holy counters it with a kick-off. Most Holy takes Alex Star down with a DDT. Most Holy hits a double-axhandle chop on Alex Star. Most Holy whips him with a bullrope. Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Alex Star counters it with a facerake. Alex Star uses a springboard shoulderblock on Most Holy. Alex Star throws Most Holy back into the ring. Alex Star is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Alex Star whips Most Holy into the ropes. 'Cameraman' Corey Johnson trips Most Holy. Alex Star places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Alex Star takes Most Holy down with a top-rope diamond cutter. Alex Star executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Most Holy. Alex Star whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Skull Ganz trips Alex Star. Most Holy punches Alex Star. Alex Star kicks Most Holy. Most Holy chops Alex Star. Alex Star kicks Most Holy. Most Holy punches Alex Star. Alex Star hits Most Holy. Alex Star kicks Most Holy. Alex Star hits Most Holy. Alex Star nails Most Holy with a diamond cutter. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Alex Star hits Most Holy. Most Holy punches Alex Star. Alex Star chops Most Holy. Alex Star hits Most Holy. Alex Star kicks Most Holy. Alex Star whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy executes a Hotshot on Alex Star. Most Holy gives the sign for the Holy Roller. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Alex Star. Most Holy goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, New Jack distracts James Adams. VIOLET: Uh oh, I think referee Adams has had enough. He is telling the ring announcer something. Ring Announcer David Penzer: Referee James Adams has ordered that ALL members of DX and ALL members of the LOS go back into the locker room. If anyone comes out to interfere from the back, they WILL be suspended. SPEED: Whoa, an AGW ref actually taking control of things? No way. VIOLET: Mr. Bitter used to be like that. SPEED: Well, Mr. Bitter was fired as referee. James Adams is now the senior official in the AGW. (Reluctantly, all 11 of those outside go to the back, including Zoe Burgess and Jessica Carter.) VIOLET: Now we can see who the best really is. Most Holy nails Alex Star with a forearm to the back. Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. James Adams is back on the job. Most Holy is bleeding like hell. Alex Star places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Alex Star takes Most Holy down with a belly-to-belly superplex. Most Holy begs off. Alex Star goes for a diamond cutter, but Most Holy throws him off. Most Holy takes Alex Star down with a DDT. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Alex Star. Most Holy goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes.... Most Holy executes a kneedrop on Alex Star. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star nails Most Holy with a short lariat. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes.... Alex Star goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Most Holy counters it with a power bomb. Most Holy takes Alex Star down with an elbowdrop. Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star goes for a clawhold, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy hits Alex Star with a superkick. Alex Star punches the opponent in the windpipe.. He goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, thr...kickout. Alex Star whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Alex Star hits Most Holy with a kick to the groin. Alex Star uses a kick to the midsection on Most Holy. Alex Star uses a short lariat on Most Holy. Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Alex Star counters it with a lariat. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Most Holy. SPEED: I hate to say it, but I think this may be it. VIOLET: Most Holy can_t have the energy to power out. There is no referee there to ask Most Holy. James Adams is back on the job. Most Holy summons one last burst of energy. James Adams checks Most Holy's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Most Holy fights his way out of the hold after 16 seconds. Most Holy whips Alex Star into the turnbuckle. Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Alex Star counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Alex Star runs into the ropes. Most Holy nails Alex Star with a spinebuster slam. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Most Holy locks Alex Star in the STF. SPEED: We don_t see Most Holy use this one much. VIOLET: No, not really. Alex Star tries to escape the hold. Alex Star summons one last burst of energy. Alex Star submits after 12 seconds. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:20:13 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Wow, I cannot believe it. Alex Star actually gave up to the STF!!!! Most Holy retains the World Title. WHAT A MATCH!!!! SPEED: Referee Adams got sick of all the interference, and who can blame him? He took control of the match, and Most Holy then took control himself. That was one hell of a main event. VIOLET: No doubt about it. We hope you enjoyed the King Of Hearts PPV folks. Tune in on Tuesday for an abbreviated Anything Goes Tuesday. Good night. SPEED: Good night everybody!!! (fade out to highlights from the long day and night of action.)