AGW LETHAL LOTTERY Madison Square Garden, New York City, New York July 16, 2000 The arena is pitch black except for a few thousand people holding their lighters up in the air, the Jumbotron lights up with various wrestlers names: Matt Technician, Comedy, Seth Rage, Ice Cream Man, Mr. Take, Doom, Tom Tennant. Slowly the names start flashing faster and faster until they are just a blur on the screen, suddenly the blur stops and the words Lethal Lottery stay on the screen. The camera cuts to the announcers booth where we find Mort Easke and Bob Hull smiling cheesely at the camera. Bob: "HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE AGW_S LETHAL LOTTERY!" Mort: "We_re back_.and it feels good." Bob: "We are in New York City for an action packed night that will culminate with Alex Star taking on the winner of the Lethal Lottery, a tag team tourney with team mates picked at random but we_ve got lots of action coming your way first." Mort flips through some papers. Bob: "That was your lead in_" Mort: "I know." Bob: "You have to do it." Mort: "I know." Bob: "Come on, it can_t be that hard and Violet said you had to do it." Mort: "I know_.but I just can_t believe that Skywalker is wrestling on our first announce job in a long time." Bob: "You only have to say one nice thing about him, that_s all Violet wants." Mort: "I_m thinking_.." ("Malibu" by Hole blares and the crowd erupts as AGW's top champions in the Men's and Women's divisions make their way to the ring. Alex Star is wearing his lavish pink and silver robe, which matches well with the AGW Heavyweight Title Belt that is around his waist. Jessica Carter is wearing a jet black ball gown, and is dragging the AGW Women's Title Belt behind her. To say that she looks pissed off would be just a tiny bit of an understatement. The duo make their way to the ring; once there Star climbs a turnbuckle, raises his hands in the air, then executes a moonsault stomp, landing on his feet. Jessica Carter, on the other hand, just slumps down in the corner and takes a seat. She, apparently, won't be speaking to the fans at this time.) ALEX STAR: You know, Lethal Lottery is probably my favorite AGW event of the year. It's an incredibly exciting time for both the wrestlers AND the fans. *crowd pops* The AGW World and IC champions literally have NO IDEA who they will face at the end of the night; and that always makes for a pair of incredible matches at the end to top off the action. Tonight will be my second time Main Eventing Lethal Lottery ... but I hope that I can enjoy it a little more this time. But the reason ... or at least one of the reasons ... I'm out here right now is to wish the Lethal Lottery field good luck tonight. Fight hard, trust your random tag team partner, and do your best, I know I will. Then, if you're both lucky AND good, you might just earn yourself a brush with greatness at the end of the night *crowd pops* But another thing that I want to talk about tonight are the relentless attacks that have happened to both Alex Star and Jessica Carter over the past few weeks. Neither of us can remember (Carter stands up and STARES A HOLE through Star) ... uh ... sorry ... bad choice of words ... er ... either me or Jessica here have been attacked on every single card for the past few weeks. While this IS not my idea of a good time; and I know that you all hate it as well *most of the crowd agrees by cheering* I hope to have a little fun with it tonight. You see fans, tonight, EVERY time that either Alex Star or Jessica Carter are struck by anybody other than our scheduled in ring opponents, we will not only donate 5,000 dollars to charity; but we will ALSO pay for any food or drink purchased for 10 minutes afterward. I've already given the concession folks here a HEFTY contribution; so if I do get attacked tonight; well, the drinks are on me. So if it's Payne, Paris, Deacon King, or somebody else who takes the first shot at me; you fans can enjoy a hot dog while I turn the tide on them and make them scream like a baby. *HUGE crowd pop at this announcement* Heh, the talk of babies makes me think about Speed Racer for some reason. I'm still not sure why you walked out on our Rampage match. I was totally willing to tag out to you at ANY TIME, I just didn't hear or see you calling for a tag. Next thing I know; you've abandoned me! You know, I'm willing to overlook it and chalk that one up to a case of miscommunication. Hopefully, we'll be able to work past that small problem and humiliate the *ahem* "Legends" tonight. Anyway, since it's become so popular by certain people lately, I'll leave you with a picture of my, and all of AGW's primary sponsor. ("Malibu" by Hole blasts once again as the confident Star, and melancholy Carter exit the ring and head toward the back, while the fans cheer and direct their attention to the Racertron to get a look at AGW's primary sponsor. The Racertron fires up, and the fans see a shot of ... themselves. This causes the crowd to EXPLODE into cheers ... except for one or two fans who try to hop the guardrail and hit Star in order to get everybody free food and drinks for the next ten mintues. But security restrains them, and Star just laughs it off as he and Jessica Carter reach the tunnel.) Bob: "The World Heavyweight Champion_" Mort: "Schmuck." Bob: "I thought he was being pretty humble." Mort: "Can we just move on? I feel like I just watched Bill Cosby_" Bob: "Our lead off match pits Adonis in a handicap match against ATK and Eric Balboni." Mort: "Adonis is an idiot for taking this match." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-3-on-1 handicap match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kerri Billings... At a total combined weight of 796 pounds... Alpha Theta Kappa and "Bluto" Eric Balboni Their opponent... From Athens, Greece... Weighing in at 236 pounds... Adonis They lock up. Adonis gets a sleeperhold on Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Adonis hits Brad Thompson. Adonis kicks Brad Thompson. Adonis goes for a snap mare, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Adonis begs off. Brad Thompson hits a sidewalk slam on Adonis. Brad Thompson punches Adonis. Adonis chops Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson kicks Adonis. Brad Thompson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Brad Thompson kicks Adonis. The crowd is cheering on Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson goes for an atomic drop, but Adonis counters it with a facerake. Adonis goes for an abdominal stretch, but Brad Thompson counters it with a hiptoss. Brad Thompson attempts to place Adonis on the turnbuckle, but Adonis blocks it. Brad Thompson executes a bodyslam on Adonis. Brad Thompson is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Brad Thompson complains about a slow count. Brad Thompson executes a DDT on Adonis. The crowd is cheering on Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson tags out to Eric Balboni. Eric Balboni executes a bodyslam on Adonis. Eric Balboni tags out to Brad Thompson. Eric Balboni goes for a DDT, but Adonis blocks it. Eric Balboni leaves the ring. Adonis runs into the ropes. Adonis misses with a kick. Adonis goes for a short lariat, but Eric Balboni blocks it. Eric Balboni executes a low blow on Adonis. Eric Balboni goes for an earringer, but Adonis counters it with a backdrop. Adonis takes Eric Balboni down with a left jab. Adonis goes for a short lariat, but Eric Balboni ducks out of the way. Brad Thompson enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Eric Balboni and Brad Thompson whip Adonis into the ropes. They hit Adonis with a double clothesline. Eric Balboni and Brad Thompson whip Adonis into the ropes. They hit Adonis with a double backdrop. Eric Balboni and Brad Thompson whip Adonis into the ropes. They attempt to hit Adonis with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Brad Thompson leaves the ring. Adonis uses a full nelson faceslam on Eric Balboni. Adonis hits a headbutt on Eric Balboni. Adonis adjusts his leaf. The crowd is really behind Adonis. Adonis throws Eric Balboni out of the ring. Mr. Bitter counts: one, two, three, Eric Balboni reenters the ring. Adonis punches Eric Balboni. The crowd is going crazy. Eric Balboni chops Adonis. Adonis hits Eric Balboni. The crowd is going crazy. Adonis hits Eric Balboni. Eric Balboni punches Adonis. Eric Balboni hits Adonis. Eric Balboni hits Adonis with a headsmash into the turnbuckle. Eric Balboni hits Adonis. There are lots of chants for Eric Balboni. Eric Balboni kicks Adonis. There are lots of chants for Eric Balboni. Adonis hits Eric Balboni. The chants for Adonis are deafening. Eric Balboni punches Adonis. Eric Balboni has the crowd going wild. Eric Balboni tags out to Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins and Eric Balboni hit Adonis with a double low blow. Eric Balboni leaves the ring. Allan Jenkins uses a swinging bulldog on Adonis. Allan Jenkins has the crowd going wild. Brad Thompson enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brad Thompson takes Adonis down with a dropkick. Allan Jenkins hits Adonis with a bridging back suplex. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Brad Thompson uses a dropkick on Adonis. Allan Jenkins uses an enzuigiri on Adonis. Brad Thompson leaves the ring. Allan Jenkins goes for the Rocker Dropper, but Adonis blocks it. Adonis goes for a full nelson, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. Allan Jenkins whips Adonis into the ropes, but Adonis reverses it. Allan Jenkins hits Adonis with a back heel kick. Allan Jenkins leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Allan Jenkins runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Allan Jenkins uses a bulldog on Adonis. Allan Jenkins has the crowd going wild. Allan Jenkins sets up the chair. Allan Jenkins uses a Hotshot onto the chair on Adonis. The crowd is going crazy. Allan Jenkins goes for a Hotshot, but Adonis counters it with a lariat. Adonis goes for a full nelson, but Allan Jenkins counters it with a backward kick. Allan Jenkins hits a springboard dropkick on Adonis. Mr. Bitter removes the chair from the ring. Allan Jenkins hits Adonis with a springboard bulldog. Allan Jenkins executes a springboard bulldog on Adonis. The crowd is going crazy. Allan Jenkins is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Allan Jenkins runs into the ropes. Allan Jenkins executes the Panty Raid on Adonis. The crowd is going crazy. Allan Jenkins whips Adonis into the ropes. Allan Jenkins uses a Hotshot on Adonis. The crowd is going crazy. Allan Jenkins whips Adonis into the turnbuckle. Allan Jenkins runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Adonis lifts his knee. Adonis nails Allan Jenkins with a double-axhandle chop. Adonis hits Allan Jenkins with a drop toe hold. Adonis goes for the The Achilles Heel, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. Adonis puts Allan Jenkins in an abdominal stretch. Allan Jenkins reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Adonis whips Allan Jenkins into the turnbuckle, but Allan Jenkins reverses it. Allan Jenkins runs shoulder-first into the corner. Allan Jenkins goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Adonis side-steps and Allan Jenkins only hits air. Adonis takes Allan Jenkins down with a fisherman buster. Adonis gets a guillotine choke on Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins is valiantly trying to break the hold. Allan Jenkins is valiantly trying to break the hold. Allan Jenkins is valiantly trying to break the hold. Allan Jenkins summons one last burst of energy. Mr. Bitter checks Allan Jenkins's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Allan Jenkins fights his way out of the hold after 30 seconds. Allan Jenkins runs into the ropes. Adonis goes for a sleeperhold, but Allan Jenkins counters it with a jawbreaker. Allan Jenkins whips Adonis into the ropes, but Adonis reverses it. Allan Jenkins misses with an elbow. Adonis gets an abdominal stretch on Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Adonis throws Allan Jenkins out of the ring. Adonis goes through the ropes. Adonis goes for the The Achilles Heel, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mr. Bitter counts: 1. Kerri Billings comes from behind and distracts Adonis. Allan Jenkins hits a brain buster on Adonis. Mr. Bitter counts: 2. Brad Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Thompson uses the Panty Raid on Adonis. Allan Jenkins goes for a flying cross body press, but Adonis counters it with a powerslam. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Kerri Billings comes from behind, but Adonis nails Kerri Billings. Allan Jenkins whips Adonis into the guardrail. Allan Jenkins hits Adonis with a European uppercut. Mr. Bitter counts: 3. Brad Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Thompson hits a dropkick on Adonis. Allan Jenkins hits an enzuigiri on Adonis. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mr. Bitter counts: 4. Brad Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Thompson goes for a dropkick, but Adonis side-steps and Brad Thompson only hits air. Adonis executes a back fist on Allan Jenkins. Mr. Bitter counts: 5. Adonis whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. Adonis hits a right jab on Allan Jenkins. Mr. Bitter counts: 6. Adonis uses a back fist on Allan Jenkins. Mr. Bitter counts: 7. Adonis reenters the ring. Allan Jenkins follows him back in. Adonis punches Allan Jenkins. The crowd erupts. Allan Jenkins punches Adonis. The crowd is going crazy. Allan Jenkins kicks Adonis. The chants for Allan Jenkins are deafening. Allan Jenkins punches Adonis. The chants for Allan Jenkins are deafening. Allan Jenkins nails Adonis with a dragon screw. Allan Jenkins hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Adonis. The chants for Allan Jenkins are deafening. Adonis begs off. Allan Jenkins gives the sign for the Hangover. Allan Jenkins executes the Hangover on Adonis. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The chants for Allan Jenkins are deafening. The winners are Alpha Theta Kappa and Eric Balboni. Time of match: 0:09:08 Mort: "See? I can_t believe it took ATK and Balboni that long to pin Adonis." Bob: "It was definetly no surprise ending but Adonis did put up a good fight." Mort: "So what? Does that mean he_s a good loser?" Bob: "No time to argue that point, we_ve got something going on in Violet_s office_you thought of something nice to say about Skywalker yet?" Mort: "No." (The picture brings us into AGW President Violet Morris's office. Inside, Jessica Carter and Violet Morris are sitting on opposite sides of Violet's desk, having a conversation. For some reason though, the picture is fixed on each lady's head and shoulder area, and won't pan below.) JESSICA CARTER: ... and I'm sure that you were upset with his brutal, near felonious actions as well, right? VIOLET MORRIS: Well, I certainly don't condone his actions. JESSICA CARTER: And that's why I'm here. Tonight, I will have at least a small measure of revenge. (We hear the sound of something being laid on Violet's desk ... could be an item, a document, who knows?). Tonight ... that bastard is gonna PAY! (Violet Morris takes a look at "it" then continues) VIOLET MORRIS: Hey, wait a minute, you can't do that ... that's ... JESSICA CARTER: Calm down, and take a closer look ... (Violet picks "it" up. The picture is focused on her eyes as she reads/examines what "it" is. She sighs, then continues) VIOLET MORRIS: Oh ... well I'm not exactly thrilled with this idea of yours; but I'm glad you ran it by me first. You do what you have to do; but don't get my sister involved in this mess. JESSICA CARTER: Thank you Violet, and I won't. (We see Jessica Carter stand up, and the picture moves up with her, not giving us a glimpse of what "it" is. The picture then cuts back to the ring as Carter heads toward the door) Mort: "What the hell were they playing with?" Bob: "I don_t know but I_m willing to bet we_ll find out later tonight. It_s time_" Mort: "I KNOW, I KNOW...our next match up has Ricky Thompson taking on Bobby Skywalker...who seems to have to wrestle every time we get an announcing gig..." Bob: "Was that it?" Mort: "Not good enough?" Bob: "No." Mort: "...damnit..." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kellie Skywalker... From Altus,OK... Weighing in at 245 pounds... Bobby Skywalker His opponent... Led to the ring by Shannon Starr... From Hollywood, California... Weighing in at 312 pounds... "Ravishing" Ricky Thompson They lock up. Bobby Skywalker whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes. Bobby Skywalker hits Ricky Thompson with a kick. Bobby Skywalker throws Ricky Thompson out of the ring. Bobby Skywalker goes through the ropes. Bobby Skywalker whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Bobby Skywalker knocks Ricky Thompson into the ringsteps. Bobby Skywalker hits a spinebuster slam on Ricky Thompson. Bobby Skywalker sets up a table. Bobby Skywalker executes a back suplex on Ricky Thompson. Bobby Skywalker throws Ricky Thompson back into the ring. Bobby Skywalker brings the table into the ring. Bobby Skywalker takes Ricky Thompson down with a low blow. Bobby Skywalker throws Ricky Thompson out of the ring. Bobby Skywalker goes through the ropes. Bobby Skywalker is handed a crutch. Bobby Skywalker takes a swing at Ricky Thompson with the crutch, but he gets out of the way. Ricky Thompson snatches the crutch from him. Ricky Thompson hits him with the crutch. Quite a few boos are audible. Derek Aston counts: 1. Derek Aston counts: 2. Derek Aston counts: 3. Ricky Thompson executes the Corporate Punishment on Bobby Skywalker on the concrete floor. Quite a few boos are audible. Shannon Starr comes from behind and distracts Bobby Skywalker. Ricky Thompson is handed a beer bottle. Ricky Thompson hits him with the beer bottle. Ricky Thompson takes Bobby Skywalker down with a double arm DDT. Ricky Thompson knocks Bobby Skywalker into the ringsteps. The crowd is booing Ricky Thompson. Derek Aston counts: 4. Ricky Thompson whips Bobby Skywalker into the guardrail. Ricky Thompson hits Bobby Skywalker with a fisherman buster. Derek Aston counts: 5. Derek Aston counts: 6. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ricky Thompson is handed a fire extinguisher. Ricky Thompson hits him with the fire extinguisher. Ricky Thompson whips Bobby Skywalker into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bobby Skywalker is handed the chain. Bobby Skywalker takes a swing at Ricky Thompson with the chain, but he gets out of the way. Ricky Thompson snatches the chain from him. Ricky Thompson hits him with the chain. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Ricky Thompson goes for a fisherman buster, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a small package. Bobby Skywalker throws Ricky Thompson back into the ring. Bobby Skywalker goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Ricky Thompson counters it with an enzuilariato. A fan at ringside badmouths Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson gives Shannon Starr a passionate kiss. A fan at ringside badmouths Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson uses a low blow on Bobby Skywalker. Ricky Thompson hits a flying shoulderblock on Bobby Skywalker. Ricky Thompson is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Ricky Thompson goes for the Corporate Punishment, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with an elbowsmash. Bobby Skywalker goes for a side suplex, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Ricky Thompson hits Bobby Skywalker with a double arm DDT. Ricky Thompson is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Ricky Thompson attempts to place Bobby Skywalker on the turnbuckle, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Ricky Thompson places Bobby Skywalker on the turnbuckle. Ricky Thompson uses a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Bobby Skywalker. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Bobby Skywalker nails Ricky Thompson with a knee pull-up. Bobby Skywalker throws Ricky Thompson out of the ring. Bobby Skywalker goes through the ropes. Bobby Skywalker knocks Ricky Thompson into the ringpost. Bobby Skywalker sets up Ricky Thompson on the table. Bobby Skywalker tries to drive Ricky Thompson through the table with an Asai moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Ricky Thompson is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Ricky Thompson whips Bobby Skywalker into the guardrail. Derek Aston counts: 1. Ricky Thompson takes Bobby Skywalker down with a low blow. Ricky Thompson reenters the ring. Bobby Skywalker follows him back in. Bobby Skywalker brings the table into the ring. Bobby Skywalker punches Ricky Thompson. Bobby Skywalker punches Ricky Thompson. There are lots of chants for Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker hits Ricky Thompson. Bobby Skywalker nails Ricky Thompson with a side step. Bobby Skywalker is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker sets up Ricky Thompson on the table. Bobby Skywalker executes a belly-to-belly superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Bobby Skywalker is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker takes Ricky Thompson down with a headlock takedown. Bobby Skywalker hits Ricky Thompson with a punch. Bobby Skywalker hits a low blow on Ricky Thompson. Bobby Skywalker hits Ricky Thompson with a side suplex. Bobby Skywalker hits Ricky Thompson with a facerake. Bobby Skywalker goes for a flying axhandle, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a fist to the midsection. Ricky Thompson goes for a shoulder lift into a flapjack, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a Victory Roll. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Ricky Thompson uses an atomic drop on Bobby Skywalker. Ricky Thompson whips Bobby Skywalker into the turnbuckle, but Bobby Skywalker reverses it. Ricky Thompson comes back and rocks Bobby Skywalker with an elbow. Ricky Thompson whips Bobby Skywalker into the ropes. Bobby Skywalker nails Ricky Thompson with a clothesline. Bobby Skywalker is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Bobby Skywalker uses a knee pull-up on Ricky Thompson. Bobby Skywalker nails Ricky Thompson with a springboard legdrop. There are lots of chants for Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Bobby Skywalker uses a springboard legdrop on Ricky Thompson. There are lots of chants for Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes, but Ricky Thompson reverses it. Ricky Thompson goes for an inverted DDT, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Bobby Skywalker goes for a bodyslam, but Ricky Thompson counters it with an elbowsmash. Bobby Skywalker uses a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Ricky Thompson. The crowd is going crazy. Bobby Skywalker hits a knee pull-up on Ricky Thompson. Bobby Skywalker locks Ricky Thompson in a scorpion deathlock. Ricky Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bobby Skywalker whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes. Bobby Skywalker goes for a powerslam, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a lariat. Ricky Thompson whips Bobby Skywalker into the turnbuckle. Ricky Thompson runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Bobby Skywalker moves out of the way. Bobby Skywalker attempts to place Ricky Thompson on the turnbuckle, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Bobby Skywalker takes Ricky Thompson down with a chop. Bobby Skywalker hits Ricky Thompson with a spinning heel kick. Bobby Skywalker has the crowd going wild. Bobby Skywalker catches Ricky Thompson in a figure-four leglock. Bobby Skywalker lets go after 18 seconds. Bobby Skywalker takes Ricky Thompson down with a jumping side kick. Bobby Skywalker goes for a springboard legdrop, but Ricky Thompson rolls out of the way. Ricky Thompson further incites the crowd. Ricky Thompson gives Shannon Starr a passionate kiss. Ricky Thompson is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Ricky Thompson uses a flying shoulderblock on Bobby Skywalker. Ricky Thompson further incites the crowd. Ricky Thompson goes for the Corporate Punishment, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with an arm bite. Bobby Skywalker executes a diving elbow smash on Ricky Thompson. The crowd erupts. Bobby Skywalker whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes, but Ricky Thompson reverses it. Bobby Skywalker misses with a kick. Ricky Thompson uses an inverted DDT on Bobby Skywalker. Numerous fans are using Ricky Thompson for target practice. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Ricky Thompson hits Bobby Skywalker with a clothesline. Bobby Skywalker falls out of the ring. Derek Aston counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Bobby Skywalker reenters the ring. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Bobby Skywalker misses with a shoulderblock. Ricky Thompson hits Bobby Skywalker with a flying shoulderblock. Numerous fans are using Ricky Thompson for target practice. Ricky Thompson executes the Corporate Punishment on Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker is valiantly trying to break the hold. Bobby Skywalker is inching his way towards the ropes. Bobby Skywalker tries to escape the hold. Bobby Skywalker is writhing in pain. Derek Aston checks Bobby Skywalker's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Bobby Skywalker fights his way out of the hold after 24 seconds. Bobby Skywalker executes a savate kick on Ricky Thompson. Bobby Skywalker hits Ricky Thompson with a powerslam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Bobby Skywalker hits a back suplex on Ricky Thompson. Bobby Skywalker executes the Skyliner on Ricky Thompson. The crowd is giving Bobby Skywalker a standing ovation. Bobby Skywalker goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. The winner is Bobby Skywalker. Time of match: 0:12:11 Mort: "HOLY SHIT! SKYWALKER WINS! SKYWALKER PRACTICALLY DOMINATES THOMPSON AND GETS THIS TWISTED MOB OF NEW YORKERS BEHIND HIM AT THE SAME TIME!" Bob: "Skywalker_s Skyliner was just too much for Thompson...and that was the nicest thing you_ve said about Skywalker since he won the World Tag Titles last year." Mort: "...I_ve got a headache now..." Bob: "Our first title match is up next as the increasingly popular and tenacous Matt Techinician defends his TV Title and takes on the man stuck in his brothers shadow, Isaac Bacitt." Mort: "Matt is practically unbeatable while he_s got that title around his waist, he_s dominated almost every opponent." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW TV Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... Fighting out of parts unknown... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Isaac Bacitt His opponent... Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada... Weighing in at 220 pounds... The AGW TV Champion... Matt Technician They lock up. Matt Technician hits Isaac Bacitt with a kick to the thigh. Matt Technician throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring. Matt Technician goes through the ropes. Matt Technician throws Isaac Bacitt back into the ring. Matt Technician punches Isaac Bacitt. The crowd is cheering on Matt Technician. Isaac Bacitt kicks Matt Technician. Matt Technician kicks Isaac Bacitt. Matt Technician is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Matt Technician kicks Isaac Bacitt. The crowd is starting to get behind Matt Technician. Matt Technician goes for a kick to the thigh, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt hits the Michinoku Driver on Matt Technician. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt hits Matt Technician with a backbreaker. Isaac Bacitt uses a fallaway slam on Matt Technician. Isaac Bacitt executes the Crippler on Matt Technician. Matt Technician is valiantly trying to break the hold. Matt Technician is struggling to reach the ropes. Matt Technician tries to fight the pain. Matt Technician summons one last burst of energy. Darren Lloyd checks Matt Technician's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Darren Lloyd stops the match after 33 seconds. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winner is Isaac Bacitt. Time of match: 0:01:41 Mort: "...damn..." Bob: "NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION! ISAAC BACITT CLAMPS ON THE CRIPPLER AND TAKES THE TV TITLE FROM MATT TECHNICIAN." Mort: "A very short match too. Bacitt must have known that the longer it went, the more likely Technician was going to pick him apart." Bob: "Are you going to be negative all night?" Mort: "...that_s my job..." (The camera switches to the backstage area. We see Derrick Diamond, David Leohart and Brenda Steel. Diamond is pacing back and forth. He is shaking his head. Leonhart and Brenda try to calm him down.) Diamond: Where is he? He should have been here by now! Leonhart: Derrick, calm down. He'll be here! Have faith! Diamond: Faith? I got all the faith in the world David, but this IS the biggest match of my career. I'm nervous as hell!!! Brenda: Derrick, He will show up. I know he will. Diamond: I hope your right. Dammit, the music is starting.....time to face the music.........let's.......GO!!!!!! (As they make their way to the ring...the trio stops in their tracks. The camera changes back to the ring to display the entrance of the Unholy Alliance.) Mort: "Monarch and Payne are on their way to the ring to face Diamond and a mystery partner...who apparently isn_t here yet." Bob: "I_m willing to bet Monarch and Payne wouldn_t mind changing this match to a handicap match." Mort: "We_ve already had one of those and to make it worse, we_ve got a damn Iron Man match coming up too..." Bob: "You_re just a bitter man..." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lou Cipher, Shane McMahon, Emeraldas, Rose Morris and Alex DiGiacomo... At a total combined weight of 572 pounds... Unholy Alliance (After Monarch and Mark Payne strut around the ring for a few moments...the entire arena goes black. After a few moments a bright spotlight shines down to the top of the rampway. David Leonhart is standing there with a mic in hand.) Leonhart: Mark Payne, tonight...you will finally get what you deserve. Tonight is the night that revenge is taken out on your ASS! Payne and you too Monarch...take a look at the AGW Jumbo-Tron.......I've arranged a special video for you both. (Clips of the "INFAMOUS" near fatal encounter between "The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne and "The Man of 1,000 Gimmicks" Brad Steel. Then there is a strange voice talking over the footage.) "Agression was once taken out on an innocent man. Bloodied, broken, unconcious and damn near dead, this man was left in a coma like state for many weeks. Not many were sure that he would beat his injuries and many are convinced that he will die. However, his soul burned strong and proud. Even in his disable start he want to make his return. Tonight...Redemption will be paid!" ( Silence sweeps over the arena as the phrase echoes throughout the arena. Then a Live broadcast shot of the hopsital room is shown. No one is in the room. the bed sheets are ripped apart, various needles, hoses and other life support items are strewn around the room...then the camera fades to black. Leonhart laughs.) Leonhart: Thats right Payne....HE'S BAAAAAAAACK! (Deep sounds of a bass drums explode from the speakers as remix of "Wicked" by Korn & the Deftones plays. The Jumbo-Tron flashes with the words HARDCORE CONNECTION as Derrick Diamond emerges from the back. He gets on one knee and points to the curtain as.............The One and Only, Original IMPACT PLAYER, The man of 1,000 Gimmicks and Philadelphia's Pride and Joy, Brad Steel Appears at the top of the rampway , to one of the largest pops of the night, for the first time in a long time. He grabs the stick from Leonhart and says.....) Steel: I've been in a coma for weeks and weeks now...and tonight, I come home! I was in the hospital because of what you did to me MARK! I was stuck in that hospital bed for weeks because you made me into a parapheligic and now, my revenge is gonna be extracted on your candy ass! I have no medical clearence to be hear tonight. Wrestling you and Monarch tonight is probably not the smartest thing to do but dammit, I got this fire burin' inside me that made me say...FUCK IT to the whole idea of staying behind and listening to the medical staff. Payne, I'm gonna rip your a new one and show it to you! Cause Payne....IT'S ON! (The duo run into the ring to start the match) ---------------------- Their opponents... Led to the ring by David Leonhart... At a total combined weight of 480 pounds... The Hardcore Connection Monarch vs Brad Steel They lock up. Monarch goes for a hiptoss, but Brad Steel reverses it. In turn, Monarch counters it with a lariat. Monarch whips Brad Steel into the ropes, but Brad Steel reverses it. Monarch uses a clothesline on Brad Steel. Monarch goes for a bow-and-arrow Dragon Sleeper, but Brad Steel blocks it. Brad Steel goes for an abdominal stretch, but Monarch counters it with a facerake. Monarch nails Brad Steel with a power bomb. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. David Leonhart tries to interfere, but Lou Cipher prevents him from doing so. Monarch catches Brad Steel in an abdominal stretch. Brad Steel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brad Steel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Monarch takes Brad Steel down with the Jackhammer. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Monarch hits an inverted atomic drop on Brad Steel. Monarch catches Brad Steel in an abdominal stretch. Brad Steel tries to escape the hold. Brad Steel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brad Steel tries to fight the pain. Monarch lets go after 27 seconds. Monarch attempts to place Brad Steel on the turnbuckle, but Brad Steel blocks it. Monarch goes for a short clothesline, but Brad Steel counters it with a crucifix . Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Brad Steel tags out to Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond and Brad Steel hit Monarch with a double chop. Brad Steel leaves the ring. Derrick Diamond catches Monarch in an armbar submission. Monarch is struggling to reach the ropes. Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Derrick Diamond nails Monarch with a flying somersault neckbreaker. The chants for Derrick Diamond are deafening. Derrick Diamond executes a hiptoss on Monarch. Derrick Diamond executes a hiptoss on Monarch. Brad Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Derrick Diamond and Brad Steel hit Monarch with a double clothesline. Derrick Diamond and Brad Steel whip Monarch into the ropes. Derrick Diamond and Brad Steel hit Monarch with a double bodyslam. Brad Steel leaves the ring. Derrick Diamond leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Derrick Diamond takes the chair. Derrick Diamond hits Monarch with Swandive Headbutt with the chair. The crowd is behind Derrick Diamond all the way. Derrick Diamond tags out to Brad Steel. Brad Steel uses a powerslam on Monarch. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Brad Steel executes a dropkick on Monarch. Brad Steel goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Monarch counters it with a backward kick. Monarch goes for a powerslam, but Brad Steel counters it with a lariat. Brad Steel yells at his opponent "Want to swap gimmicks, Jackass?". There are lots of chants for Brad Steel. Brad Steel tags out to Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond catches Monarch in a cobra clutch. Monarch is valiantly trying to break the hold. Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Derrick Diamond catches Monarch in a cobra clutch. Monarch tries to escape the hold. Monarch is writhing in pain. Mr. Bitter asks Monarch if he's had enough. Monarch doesn't respond. Mr. Bitter stops the fight after 22 seconds. The crowd is giving Derrick Diamond a standing ovation. The winners are The Hardcore Connection. Time of match: 0:04:41 (Steel and Payne keep fighting after the match. AGW officials run to ringside to break it up but both man divert their focus to the officials and begin to thrash the officials. After their breif scuffle with them, they turn their attention back to each other. Steel clocks Payne with a wicked right hand punch. Payne staggers backwards...then lunges back with a right of his own. The two continue their fisticuffs all the way up the aisle and disappear into the back.....) Bob: "BRAD STEEL IS BACK AND THE HARDCORE CONNECTION GETS THE WIN TO BOOT!" Mort: "You put a lot of sugar in your coffee?" Bob: "Um...yeah, why?" Mort: "Just wondering. Next we_ve got Storm taking on Joshua Gardner." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kellie Skywalker... Fighting out of Venice Beach,Calif... Weighing in at 286 pounds... Storm His opponent... Led to the ring by "Stunning" Stacey Davis... From Hollywood, California... Weighing in at 267 pounds... "Gorgeous" Joshua Gardner They lock up. Storm nails Joshua Gardner with the Stinger Splash. The crowd is going crazy. Storm hits the Stinger Splash on Joshua Gardner. Storm has the crowd going wild. Storm uses the Stinger Splash on Joshua Gardner. The crowd is going crazy. Storm executes the Stinger Splash on Joshua Gardner. Storm has the crowd going wild. Storm takes Joshua Gardner down with the Stinger Splash. Storm has the crowd going wild. Storm uses the Stinger Splash on Joshua Gardner. Storm has the crowd going wild. Storm takes Joshua Gardner down with the Stinger Splash. Storm has the crowd going wild. Storm uses the Stinger Splash on Joshua Gardner. The crowd is going crazy. Storm uses the Stinger Splash on Joshua Gardner. The crowd is going crazy. Storm nails Joshua Gardner with the Stinger Splash. Storm takes Joshua Gardner down with the Stinger Splash. Storm goes for the Stinger Splash, but Joshua Gardner side-steps and Storm only hits air. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Joshua Gardner hits Storm with a spinning backbreaker. The crowd is booing Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner gives "Stunning" Stacey Davis a passionate kiss. The crowd is booing Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner uses a vertical facebuster on Storm. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Joshua Gardner goes for the Executive Decision, but Storm counters it with a kick-off. Storm executes a headbutt on Joshua Gardner. Storm executes the Stinger Splash on Joshua Gardner. The crowd is going crazy. Storm leaves the ring. He returns with the brass knuckles. Storm hits him with the brass knuckles. The chants for Storm are deafening. Darren Lloyd throws the brass knuckles out of the ring. Storm hits Joshua Gardner with the Stinger Splash. Storm takes Joshua Gardner down with the Stinger Splash. The crowd is behind Storm all the way. Storm uses the Stinger Splash on Joshua Gardner. The chants for Storm are deafening. Storm executes the Stinger Splash on Joshua Gardner. The chants for Storm are deafening. Storm hits Joshua Gardner with the Stinger Splash. The chants for Storm are deafening. Storm leaves the ring. He returns with the chain. Storm hits him with the chain. The chants for Storm are deafening. Joshua Gardner executes the Pneumatic Hammer. He goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Storm leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Storm sets up the chair. Storm nails Joshua Gardner with a powerslam onto the chair. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Storm gets a grapevine on Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Storm executes the Storm Cycle on Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner tries to escape the hold. Joshua Gardner is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd asks Joshua Gardner if he should stop the fight. Joshua Gardner shakes his head. Joshua Gardner breaks the hold after 25 seconds. Joshua Gardner nails Storm with a vertical facebuster. Joshua Gardner executes the Executive Decision on Storm. Storm is valiantly trying to break the hold. Storm breaks the hold after 12 seconds. Storm nails Joshua Gardner with a dropkick. Storm is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, "Stunning" Stacey Davis puts Joshua Gardner's foot on the rope. Storm puts Joshua Gardner in a scorpion deathlock. Joshua Gardner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. "Stunning" Stacey Davis enters the ring and hits Storm with a chair. Before "Stunning" Stacey Davis connects, Storm moves out of the way. "Stunning" Stacey Davis hits Joshua Gardner. Storm throws "Stunning" Stacey Davis over the top rope. The crowd is giving Storm a standing ovation. Storm goes for a front-layout suplex, but Joshua Gardner reverses it. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Joshua Gardner gets an achilles tendon hold on Storm. Storm is valiantly trying to break the hold. Storm is struggling to reach the ropes. Storm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Joshua Gardner executes a double arm DDT on Storm. A fan at ringside badmouths Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner goes for a fisherman buster, but Storm counters it with a small package. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Storm locks Joshua Gardner in a sleeperhold. Joshua Gardner tries to fight the pain. Joshua Gardner submits after 13 seconds. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Storm. Time of match: 0:05:47 Bob: "THAT_S GOT TO BE CONSIDERED AN UPSET, STORM GETS GARDNER TO SUBMIT WITH A SLEEPER HOLD..." Mort: "I think most of that was ring rust showing up on Gardner but still an impressive win for Storm." Bob: "Okay, we_ve got the first round of the Lethal Lottery next, hold on to your seats folks, because we_ve got no idea who is teamed with who until they come out." LETHAL LOTTERY ROUND 1, SECTION 1 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Ash Tre and Kane defeated V-Man and Vegeta when Ash Tre pinned Vegeta with the Habit Breaker in 0:13:25. Rating: -1/2* [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Most Holy and Comedy defeated Blackhawk McKnight and Adonis when Most Holy pinned McKnight with the Holy Roller in 0:02:39. Rating: * [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Dan Sexton and Malik Shabazz defeated Kid Death and Tragedy when Bro. Shabazz pinned Kid Death with the Freedom Fall in 0:08:38. Rating: * 3/4 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Unleaded and Mark Payne defeated Alex Star and Wolverine when Unleaded pinned Alex Star after a spinning power bomb in 0:34:17. Rating: ***** [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Mr. Take and Genesis defeated Allan Jenkins and The "Head Break" Kid when Mr. Take defeated HBK via pinfall in 0:12:09. Rating: ** [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Speed Racer and Mark Paris defeated Son Goku and Nebuchadnezzar when Speed Racer pinned Nebuchadnezzar with his special move in 0:19:48. Rating: 3/4* [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Preacher and Maximus defeated Trunks and Ian Scott when Preacher made Trunks submit to the Redemption in 0:17:24. Rating: ** 1/4 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match DOOM and Dream Warrior defeated Tom Tennant and Bill Goldberg when DOOM pinned T. Tennant with the Eternal Doom in 0:03:54. Rating: ** Mort: "Damn, Speed and Paris? Holy and Comedy? Unleaded and Payne? Some wicked team ups this year." Bob: "AND MORE TO COME!" Mort: "You really need to relax. Okay, up next, we_ve got a unique match. Ray Forseman going to take on Bolo Yeung, the winner getting a shot at Bullet Bob Smith, who will be hanging from a cage above the ring...now we just need Bullet Bob..." Bob: "Who was going to bring Bob out?" Mort: "I_m sure Violet has planned something." The curtain flings open, AGW Head of Security, Craig _The Chef_ Pearce backs out of the entryway, dragging Bullet Bob Smith by the shirt collar. The crowd roars it_s approval as Pearce spins Bob around, uses his other hand to grab him by the seat of his pants, marches him down to ringside and crams him into the cage. Immediatly, the cage rises about twenty feet off the ground. Mort: "That_s the best view of Bob I_ve ever seen." (Ray Forseman comes out with a mic and stands on top of the ramp way.) Ray: Hey Bob...nice to see you hanging up in that cage there, it suits you perfectly. Now I am not a wrestler so I was left with a delima on what I was going to do to get Amethyst away from you. So I started searching the AGW Archives and found the perfect person to fight for me. Hey is a former 2 time AGW Crusier Weight Champion....JASON STAR!!! ("Song 2" by Blur begins to play, and out walks Jason Star. Star is sporting a new look. His gorgous long blonde hair has been cut. He is dressed in his wrestling attire which is black pants with Star in white down the legs. Ray hands him the mic.) Jason: WOO HOO!!! AGW it is great to be back. I came here at the request of Ray here. A few weeks ago i was sitting at ringside doing some commentating and I witnessed the way Smith up there just kept harrasing my friend and new manger. I can't let that happen, and I sure as hell can't let a beautiful young woman like Amethyst be mistreated by a fat, ugly Texan. Bolo this is nothing personal, but I have to win this match so that we can get our five minutes alone with Bob and just kick the crap out of him. So lets get this over with. (Jason and Ray then walk to the ring...on his way Jason stops, finds a good looking female at ringside, and gives his famous kiss to her. He gets in the ring and we are underway.) Bob: "JASON STAR MAKES HIS RETURN TO THE AGW!" Mort: "Ray must have pulled a few strings to get him back in." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by James Vandenberg... Fighting out of Hong Kong... Weighing in at 255 pounds... "The Most Dangerous Man In The Orient" Bolo Yeung His opponent... Hailing from Orlando, Florida... Weighing in at 240 pounds... Jason Star Bolo Yeung attacks Jason Star before the bell. Bolo Yeung runs into the ropes. Bolo Yeung hits Jason Star with a kick. Bolo Yeung runs into the ropes. Bolo Yeung hits Jason Star with a kick. Jason Star begs off. Bolo Yeung whips Jason Star into the ropes, but Jason Star reverses it. Jason Star hits Bolo Yeung with a backdrop. Jason Star goes for a kick to the midsection, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Bolo Yeung hits a chop to the throat on Jason Star. Bolo Yeung hits inverted Michinoku Driver on Jason Star. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jason Star begs off. Bolo Yeung nails Jason Star with a clothesline. Jason Star begs off. Bolo Yeung whips Jason Star into the ropes. Jason Star hits Bolo Yeung with a shoulderblock. Jason Star whips Bolo Yeung into the ropes, but Bolo Yeung reverses it. Jason Star hits Bolo Yeung with a clothesline. Jason Star goes for an armbar submission, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Jason Star begs off. Bolo Yeung goes for an armbreaker, but Jason Star counters it with a sleeperhold . Bolo Yeung tries to escape the hold. Bolo Yeung reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Jason Star runs into the ropes. Jason Star hits Bolo Yeung with a clothesline. Bolo Yeung falls out of the ring. Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, Bolo Yeung reenters the ring. Jason Star goes for a kneebar, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Bolo Yeung nails Jason Star with a jumping side kick. Bolo Yeung puts Jason Star in a scorpion deathlock STF. Jason Star breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Jason Star whips Bolo Yeung into the ropes. Jason Star hits Bolo Yeung with a shoulderblock. Jason Star kisses a lovely lady. A portion of the crowd is booing Jason Star. Jason Star locks Bolo Yeung in an armbar submission. Bolo Yeung reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Jason Star goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Bolo Yeung whips Jason Star into the turnbuckle, but Jason Star reverses it. Jason Star nails Bolo Yeung with an elbowsmash. Jason Star nails Bolo Yeung with an elbowsmash. Jason Star hits Bolo Yeung with a European uppercut. Jason Star goes for a high knee, but Bolo Yeung side-steps and Jason Star only hits air. Bolo Yeung locks Jason Star in a choke sleeper. Jason Star is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jason Star breaks the hold after 10 seconds. Jason Star runs into the ropes. Jason Star hits Bolo Yeung with a kick. Jason Star goes for an armdrag takedown, but Bolo Yeung counters it with an armbar submission. Jason Star is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jason Star is struggling to reach the ropes. Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds. Bolo Yeung takes Jason Star down with a thumb to the throat. Bolo Yeung punches Jason Star. Bolo Yeung punches Jason Star. Bolo Yeung goes for a facebite, but Jason Star blocks it. Jason Star runs into the ropes. Bolo Yeung hits Jason Star with a clothesline. Bolo Yeung puts Jason Star in a choke sleeper. Jason Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bolo Yeung goes for a kick to the midsection, but Jason Star counters it with a legsweep. Jason Star hits a kick to the midsection on Bolo Yeung. Jason Star hits Bolo Yeung with a legsweep. Jason Star is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, shoulder up. Jason Star hits a dropkick on Bolo Yeung. Jason Star throws Bolo Yeung out of the ring. Jason Star goes through the ropes. Jason Star is handed brass knuckles. Jason Star takes a swing at Bolo Yeung with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Bolo Yeung snatches the knuckles from him. Bolo Yeung hits him with the knuckles. The crowd is wildly cheering Bolo Yeung with only a few scattered boos audible. Jason Star is busted wide open. Bolo Yeung sets up a table. Bolo Yeung whips Jason Star into the guardrail. Bolo Yeung executes a standing sidekick on Jason Star. James Vandenberg comes from behind and distracts Jason Star. James Vandenberg comes from behind and distracts Jason Star. Bowen Murphy counts: 1. Bowen Murphy counts: 2. Bolo Yeung reenters the ring. Jason Star follows him back in. Bolo Yeung runs into the ropes. Jason Star goes for an armdrag takedown, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Bolo Yeung goes for running choke slam, but Jason Star counters it with a low blow. Jason Star is bleeding like hell. Jason Star attempts to place Bolo Yeung on the turnbuckle, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Jason Star goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Bolo Yeung whips Jason Star into the ropes. Bolo Yeung misses with a kick. Bolo Yeung hits Jason Star with a backdrop. Bolo Yeung goes for an enzuigiri, but Jason Star ducks out of the way. Jason Star whips Bolo Yeung into the ropes. Bolo Yeung hits Jason Star with an elbow. Bolo Yeung executes a flying karate chop on Jason Star. The crowd is wildly cheering Bolo Yeung with only a few scattered boos audible. Bolo Yeung executes the Cyclone Kick on Jason Star. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Bolo Yeung hits Jason Star with a series of kicks. Jason Star takes the World's Sexiest Man trophy and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jason Star goes for an armbar submission, but Bolo Yeung blocks it. Bolo Yeung hits Jason Star with running choke slam. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bolo Yeung executes the Bolo Blaster on Jason Star. The boos are resurfacing again. Bolo Yeung goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The boos are resurfacing again. The winner is Bolo Yeung. Time of match: 0:08:05 Bob: "BOLO WINS! BOLO GETS FIVE MINUTES WITH BULLET BOB IN THE RING!" Mort: "An incredible match, both men gave everything they had but Bolo gets the pin with the Bolo Blaster." Bob: "AND NOW HERE COMES THE CAGE!" The cage is lowered and opened. Jason Star, disappointed, leaves the ring. Bolo grabs Bob by the throat. (James Vandenberg grabs the microphone) James: Wait a second, Jason. We have no problem with your or Mr. Foresman. And we think it would only be fair for both you and Bolo to have some time in the ring with Bullet Bob over there. After all, he did ask for it. So come on over, Jason. Bob is quivering in his boots. Bolo Yeung throws Bob to Jason Star. Jason holds Bob. Ray winds up and decks Bob in the face. Bob drops like a ton of bricks. Ray reveals that he was holding a roll of quaters. Ray begins to kick the fallen Bob. Bolo picks Bob up and picks him up in a choke slam. He crashes Bob down hard on to the mat, leaving him unconscious. Jason Star goes over and grabs Amethyst's hand. Star kisses her hand and slides back into the ring. Star picks up Bob. Star points to Amethyst. Ray sets up a table on the outside. Star and Bolo pick Bob up and throw him to the outside through the table. Star flashes a smile at Amethyst. Star and Ray leave. Bolo, Amethyst and James follow. All 5 leave to a huge pop from the crowd. Bob: "BULLET BOB HAS BEEN BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP!" Mort: "The medical crew is already out and taking Bob to the back...for some reason, I don_t feel to sorry for the fat bastard." Bob: "A women_s match is up next as Mandy takes on Zoe Burgess...how does Zoe stay in that outfit?" ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Tom Tennant... Fighting out of Detroit, Michigan... Weighing in at 130 pounds... Mandy Her opponent... Fighting out of San Francisco, California... Weighing in at 138 pounds... Zoe Burgess They lock up. Mandy hits a backspin DDT on Zoe Burgess. Mandy seemingly enjoys the boos. Mandy runs into the ropes. Mandy uses a backspin DDT on Zoe Burgess. Mandy seemingly enjoys the boos. Mandy puts Zoe Burgess in the Ziplock. Zoe Burgess reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mandy runs into the ropes. Mandy goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Zoe Burgess ducks out of the way. Zoe Burgess whips Mandy into the ropes, but Mandy reverses it. Zoe Burgess goes for a backspin DDT, but Mandy counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mandy whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Mandy hits a Soviet suplex on Zoe Burgess. Mandy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Zoe Burgess begs off. Tiffany Jones comes to ringside. Mandy places Zoe Burgess on the turnbuckle. Mandy goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Zoe Burgess counters it with a power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Zoe Burgess whips Mandy into the ropes. Mandy misses with a clothesline. Mandy hits Zoe Burgess with a kick. Mandy hits Zoe Burgess with a flying lariat. Mandy runs into the ropes. Zoe Burgess takes Mandy down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Zoe Burgess hits Mandy with a jumping neck snap. Zoe Burgess is starting to get more cheers than boos. Zoe Burgess locks Mandy in a front facelock. Mandy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mandy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Zoe Burgess nails Mandy with a pumphandle slam. Zoe Burgess is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Zoe Burgess hits a running powerslam on Mandy. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Zoe Burgess goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Mandy blocks it. Zoe Burgess begs off. Mandy attempts to place Zoe Burgess on the turnbuckle, but Zoe Burgess blocks it. Mandy puts Zoe Burgess in a Canadian backbreaker. Zoe Burgess reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Mandy executes a dropkick to the knee on Zoe Burgess. Mandy whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it. Mandy misses with a clothesline. Mandy misses with an elbow. Zoe Burgess hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Mandy. Zoe Burgess nails Mandy with a jumping neck snap. Zoe Burgess hits Mandy with a belly-to-belly suplex. Zoe Burgess runs into the ropes. Mandy misses with a shoulderblock. Mandy hits Zoe Burgess with an elbow. Mandy hits Zoe Burgess with a flying sitdown splash. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mandy whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes, but Zoe Burgess reverses it. Zoe Burgess hits Mandy with a backdrop. Zoe Burgess hits Mandy with a lariat. Zoe Burgess whips Mandy into the turnbuckle. Zoe Burgess charges into the corner. Zoe Burgess nails Mandy with a fist to the midsection. Zoe Burgess nails Mandy with a dropkick to the knee. Zoe Burgess goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Mandy counters it with a sunset flip. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mandy whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Zoe Burgess hits Mandy with a kick. Zoe Burgess executes a headbutt on Mandy. Zoe Burgess hits a jumping neck snap on Mandy. Zoe Burgess goes for a running powerslam, but Mandy counters it with an inside cradle. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Mandy goes for a dragon sleeper, but Zoe Burgess counters it with a kick to the head. Zoe Burgess hits a back suplex on Mandy. Zoe Burgess executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Mandy. Zoe Burgess seemingly enjoys the boos. Zoe Burgess executes a reverse neckbreaker on Mandy. Zoe Burgess is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Zoe Burgess goes for a dropkick, but Mandy side-steps and Zoe Burgess only hits air. Mandy is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Zoe Burgess begs off. Mandy runs into the ropes. Zoe Burgess takes Mandy down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Zoe Burgess executes an inverted atomic drop on Mandy. Zoe Burgess hits a reverse neckbreaker on Mandy. Zoe Burgess hits Mandy with an inverted atomic drop. Zoe Burgess goes for a backspin DDT, but Mandy counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mandy doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting. Mandy runs into the ropes. Mandy takes Zoe Burgess down with a backspin armdrag. Mandy runs into the ropes. Mandy hits Zoe Burgess with a backspin armdrag. Mandy hits Zoe Burgess with a power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Zoe Burgess begs off. Mandy hits the Swinging DDT on Zoe Burgess. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mandy leaves the ring. She returns with the tire iron. Mandy hits her with the tire iron. Mandy attempts to place Zoe Burgess on the turnbuckle, but Zoe Burgess blocks it. Zoe Burgess begs off. Mandy nails Zoe Burgess with a dropkick to the knee. Mandy hits her with the tire iron. The boos are resurfacing again. Mandy gets an octopus hold on Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mandy hits her with the tire iron. Mandy whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Mandy hits Zoe Burgess with a backdrop. Mandy executes the Red Light Flight on Zoe Burgess. Tiffany grabs Big Ben and quickly climbs to the top rope, Mandy goes for the pin, Tiffany leaps off, holding Big Ben with both hands at one...head. At the last second, Mandy rolls off Zoe, Tiffany drives the end of Big Ben into Zoe_s head. Tiffany jumps to her feet, a surprised look on her face. Mandy quickly goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Mandy doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting. The winner is Mandy. Time of match: 0:08:10 Bob: "MANDY TAKES THE VICTORY FROM ZOE...with a little help from...that...thing." Mort: "A little penis envy going on?" Bob: "Not at all." Mort: "Tiffany is helping Zoe to the back, I don_t think Zoe knows what happened yet. I just want to know if it really was an accident, Mandy has made some interesting comments towards Tiffany." Bob: "Can we move on?" Mort: "Penis envy is a horrible thing..." Bob: "Up next is Philadelphia Eagle taking on Ice Cream Man." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by The Dream Coach... Hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 229 pounds... The Philadelphia Eagle His opponent... Hailing from The Brooklyn Zoo... Weighing in at 221 pounds... Ice Cream Man They lock up. Ice Cream Man hits The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle punches Ice Cream Man. The Philadelphia Eagle has the crowd going wild. The Philadelphia Eagle chops Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man kicks The Philadelphia Eagle. Ice Cream Man is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The Philadelphia Eagle chops Ice Cream Man. There are lots of chants for The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle chops Ice Cream Man. There are lots of chants for The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Ice Cream Man. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Ice Cream Man into the ropes, but Ice Cream Man reverses it. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Ice Cream Man with an elbow. The Philadelphia Eagle executes a rolling kick on Ice Cream Man. The Philadelphia Eagle takes Ice Cream Man down with a spinning DDT. The crowd is really behind The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, shoulder up. The Philadelphia Eagle complains about a slow count. Ice Cream Man uses an inside cradle on The Philadelphia Eagle. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Ice Cream Man locks The Philadelphia Eagle in a double chickenwing submission. The Philadelphia Eagle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Ice Cream Man throws The Philadelphia Eagle out of the ring. Ken Goad counts: one, two, The Philadelphia Eagle reenters the ring. Ice Cream Man puts The Philadelphia Eagle in the Oriental Spike. The Philadelphia Eagle is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Philadelphia Eagle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Ice Cream Man throws The Philadelphia Eagle out of the ring. Ice Cream Man goes through the ropes. Ice Cream Man nails The Philadelphia Eagle with the Garvin Stomp. Ice Cream Man grabs his "cigarette" and takes a hit. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Ice Cream Man hits a backward kick on The Philadelphia Eagle. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Ice Cream Man nails The Dream Coach. The Philadelphia Eagle is handed the football helmet. The Philadelphia Eagle hits him with the football helmet. The crowd is really behind The Philadelphia Eagle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ken Goad counts: 1. Ken Goad counts: 2. Ice Cream Man whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the guardrail. Ken Goad counts: 3. Ice Cream Man throws The Philadelphia Eagle back into the ring. Ice Cream Man gives him a flip, but The Philadelphia Eagle doesn't even care. Ice Cream Man hits a slingshot into a DDT on The Philadelphia Eagle. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Ice Cream Man hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a back heel kick. Ice Cream Man whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the turnbuckle, but The Philadelphia Eagle reverses it. The Philadelphia Eagle runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Ice Cream Man lifts his knee. Ice Cream Man goes for a backbreaker, but The Philadelphia Eagle blocks it. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Ice Cream Man. The crowd is really behind The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle kicks Ice Cream Man. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Ice Cream Man with the Doctor Bomb. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. The Philadelphia Eagle places Ice Cream Man on the turnbuckle. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a top-rope DDT, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a front-layout superplex. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Ice Cream Man is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, shoulder up. Ice Cream Man goes for a thumb to the throat, but The Philadelphia Eagle blocks it. The Philadelphia Eagle nails Ice Cream Man with a bulldog headlock. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Ice Cream Man into the ropes, but Ice Cream Man reverses it. Ice Cream Man hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a clothesline. Ice Cream Man takes The Philadelphia Eagle down with a power bomb into a bridge. Ice Cream Man uses the ropes for leverage. Ken Goad counts: One, two, he sees it. Ken Goad threatens Ice Cream Man with disqualification. Ice Cream Man hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a flip. Ice Cream Man leaves the ring. He returns with a pen. Ice Cream Man hits him with a pen. The pen is broken in half. Ice Cream Man puts The Philadelphia Eagle in the torture rack. The Philadelphia Eagle is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Philadelphia Eagle tries to escape the hold. The Philadelphia Eagle tries to fight the pain. Most Holy comes to ringside in the full Pope outfit with the tall pointy white Pope Hat and the Cruiser Title around his waist. He slowly walks around the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ice Cream Man lets go after 17 seconds. Ice Cream Man goes for a back heel kick, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with a low blow. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a power bomb into a bridge, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a backdrop. Ice Cream Man leaves the ring. He returns with the needle. Ice Cream Man takes a swing at The Philadelphia Eagle with the needle, but he gets out of the way. The Philadelphia Eagle snatches the needle from him. The Philadelphia Eagle takes a swing at Ice Cream Man with the needle, but he gets out of the way. Ice Cream Man snatches the needle from him. Ice Cream Man hits him with the needle. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Ice Cream Man uses the Bronco Buster on The Philadelphia Eagle. The crowd is booing Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man hits The Philadelphia Eagle. The crowd is booing Ice Cream Man. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Ice Cream Man. The Philadelphia Eagle punches Ice Cream Man. There are lots of chants for The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Ice Cream Man. There are lots of chants for The Philadelphia Eagle. Ice Cream Man hits The Philadelphia Eagle. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Ice Cream Man hits The Philadelphia Eagle. Ice Cream Man executes a backward kick on The Philadelphia Eagle. Ice Cream Man locks The Philadelphia Eagle in the torture rack. The Philadelphia Eagle is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ice Cream Man lets go after 27 seconds. Ice Cream Man takes a swing at The Philadelphia Eagle with the needle, but he gets out of the way. The Philadelphia Eagle snatches the needle from him. The Philadelphia Eagle takes a swing at Ice Cream Man with the needle, but he gets out of the way. Ice Cream Man snatches the needle from him. Ice Cream Man hits him with the needle. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Ice Cream Man gives the sign for the Fix. Ice Cream Man executes the Fix on The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle is writhing in pain. The Philadelphia Eagle submits after 10 seconds. A fan at ringside badmouths Ice Cream Man. The winner is Ice Cream Man. Time of match: 0:06:35 Most Holy slides into the ring, Ice Cream Man slowly backs to the corner, never taking his eyes off of Most Holy. Most Holy reaches into his robe and pulls out a mic. Most Holy: "Well, Eagle, is this the best you can do? You call Most Holy out, demanding a rematch...not just any rematch, you want it to be an Iron Man match. Then...THEN...as if that wasn_t enough, Seth Rage calls out Most Holy. Eagle, you_ve started a disturbing trend. Most Holy was going to give you a rematch for the Original Precious until you lost to this pathetic excuse for a wrestler. So let Most Holy straighten you out on a few things. First off...YOU DON_T TELL THE MAN BIGGER THAN THE POPE WHAT KIND OF MATCH HE IS GOING TO WRESTLE. Most Holy is the twelve time cruiserweight Champion, that makes him The Man in the cruiser division...but Most Holy is feeling generous tonight, or maybe Most Holy is just feeling some of the embarrassment you must be feeling after losing to Ice Cream Man...so this is what Most Holy is willing to do. Next week, you and Rage have a match...this time you can pick the type of match...and next weekend Most Holy will put the Precious on the line against the winner...in whatever kind of match Most Holy wants. If you don_t agree? Then you just don_t get another chance at Most Holy_s Precious. You can continue to wrestle low life scum like..." Finally, Ice Cream Man has heard enough. He races across the ring and takes Most Holy down with a flying elbow, knocking Most Holy_s Pope Hat out of the ring. Most Holy quickly gets to his feet, Ice Cream Man throws a haymaker, Most Holy blocks it and lands a savage kick to the groin. He grabs Ice Cream Man, whips him into the ropes and rams the back of his head into the mat with the Holy Roller. The Eagle starts to get to his feet, Most Holy steps over and drops a knee to his forehead. Most Holy then goes over and picks Ice Cream Man up, drags him over so that Most Holy_s back is to Eagle, positions Ice Cream Man for a piledriver and falls back onto Eagles head, driving all of Ice Cream Man_s weight down onto Eagle_s face. Most Holy stands up, straighens his robes out, steps out of the ring to retrieve his Pope Hat and walks up the ramp to a mixed chorus of boos and cheers. Bob: _ICE CREAM MAN GETS THE WIN BUT MOST HOLY MAKES HIS POINT." Mort: "I don_t know, Philadelphia Eagle has choked once before, I think Rage stands the better chance." Bob: "Ice Cream Man might have something to say about that after tonight." Mort: "We_re going to keep moving here as the Women_s Title is on the line in a four way match, Moonspell, Kerri Billings, and Emeraldas are going to try and take the title from Jessica Carter." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-four corners match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Women's Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sonia Sterling and James Vandenberg... Fighting out of New York City, New York... Weighing in at 120 pounds... "The Fallen One" Moonspell Her opponent... From Kansas City, KS... Weighing in at 244 pounds... "Kearbear" Kerri Billings Their opponent... Fighting out of Malibu, California... Weighing in at 134 pounds... Emeraldas Their opponent... Led to the ring by Alex Star... Fighting out of Los Angeles, California... Weighing in at 145 pounds... The AGW Women's Champion... "The Amazon Beauty" Jessica Carter Emeraldas vs Jessica Carter They lock up. Moonspell hits a reverse DDT on Emeraldas. Moonspell is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Moonspell goes for the Embrace, but Emeraldas counters it with a backward kick. Emeraldas goes for a European uppercut, but Moonspell counters it with a backslide. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Moonspell goes for a guillotine choke, but Emeraldas blocks it. Emeraldas goes for a front facelock into a diamond cutter, but Moonspell counters it with a backdrop. Moonspell uses a dropkick on Emeraldas. Emeraldas begs off. Moonspell tags out to Jessica Carter. Jessica Carter puts Emeraldas in the Oriental Spike. Emeraldas reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jessica Carter walks over to the ropes and smiles toward the fans. The crowd is going crazy. Jessica Carter hits a Hotshot on Emeraldas. The crowd is going crazy. Jessica Carter whips Emeraldas into the ropes. Emeraldas hits an enzuilariato on Jessica Carter. Emeraldas whips Jessica Carter into the ropes. Jessica Carter hits Emeraldas with a clothesline. Emeraldas falls out of the ring. Jessica Carter goes through the ropes. Jessica Carter hits Emeraldas with a kneedrop. Jessica Carter knocks Emeraldas into the ringpost. The chants for Jessica Carter are deafening. Jessica Carter sets up a table. Jessica Carter hits Emeraldas with a Hotshot. Jessica Carter sets up Emeraldas on the table. Jessica Carter executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver through the table. The table is broken in half. Jessica Carter takes Emeraldas down with a jack-knife power bomb. Jessica Carter walks over to the ropes and smiles toward the fans. The crowd is behind Jessica Carter all the way. Jessica Carter throws Emeraldas back into the ring. Jessica Carter is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Emeraldas has been eliminated. The crowd is behind Jessica Carter all the way. The winner is Jessica Carter. Time of match: 0:02:28 Bob: "DAMNIT, EMERALDAS IS OUT ALREADY!" Mort: "Jeez, Bob, what happened to being impartial?" Bob: "Shut the hell up and let_s keep watching." Kerri Billings vs Jessica Carter _ They lock up. Kerri Billings tags out to Moonspell. Moonspell goes for a buzzkiller, but Jessica Carter counters it with a reverse DDT. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. The chants for Jessica Carter are deafening. Jessica Carter locks Moonspell in an Ankle Lock Submission. Moonspell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Jessica Carter goes for a ropeflip moonsault, but Moonspell gets his knees up. Moonspell gets down on her knees and makes the sign of the Celtic cross. Moonspell further incites the crowd. Moonspell nails Jessica Carter with a Falcon Arrow. Moonspell uses the ropes for leverage. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Moonspell hits Jessica Carter with a frog splash. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Moonspell tags out to Kerri Billings. Kerri Billings uses a chop on Jessica Carter. Kerri Billings executes a jawbreaker on Jessica Carter. Kerri Billings nails Jessica Carter with a spinning DDT. There are lots of chants for Kerri Billings. Kerri Billings executes a chop on Jessica Carter. Kerri Billings whips Jessica Carter into the ropes. Kerri Billings hits a Samoan Drop on Jessica Carter. Kerri Billings uses a sitdown splash on Jessica Carter. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kerri Billings whips Jessica Carter into the ropes, but Jessica Carter reverses it. Jessica Carter uses a flying clothesline on Kerri Billings. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Jessica Carter goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Kerri Billings blocks it. Kerri Billings runs into the ropes. Kerri Billings hits Jessica Carter with a football tackle. Kerri Billings hits a swinging punch on Jessica Carter. Kerri Billings whips Jessica Carter into the turnbuckle. Kerri Billings runs shoulder-first into the corner. Kerri Billings takes Jessica Carter down with a spinning DDT. Kerri Billings is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Kerri Billings runs into the ropes. Jessica Carter hits Kerri Billings with a clothesline. Jessica Carter tags out to Moonspell. Moonspell locks Kerri Billings in the Oriental Spike. Kerri Billings is struggling to reach the ropes. Moonspell lets go after 19 seconds. Moonspell hits a reverse DDT on Kerri Billings. A fan at ringside badmouths Moonspell. Moonspell executes the Embrace on Kerri Billings. Kerri Billings is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kerri Billings is close to passing out from the pain. James Adams asks Kerri Billings if she's still there. Kerri Billings nods. James Adams asks Kerri Billings if she's had enough. Kerri Billings shakes her head. James Adams asks Kerri Billings if he should stop the fight. Kerri Billings shakes her head. James Adams asks Kerri Billings if she's had enough. Kerri Billings shakes her head. James Adams tells Kerri Billings to respond or he'll stop the fight. Kerri Billings nods. James Adams checks Kerri Billings's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Kerri Billings fights her way out of the hold after 54 seconds. Kerri Billings hits Moonspell with a running powerslam. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kerri Billings goes for a running sitdown, but Moonspell counters it with a power bomb. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Moonspell goes for a guillotine choke, but Kerri Billings blocks it. Kerri Billings hits a running powerslam on Moonspell. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Kerri Billings uses a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Moonspell. Kerri Billings has the crowd going wild. Kerri Billings places Moonspell on the turnbuckle. Kerri Billings hits Moonspell with a top-rope power bomb. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kerri Billings hits a legsweep faceslam on Moonspell. Kerri Billings goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Moonspell blocks it. Moonspell whips Kerri Billings into the ropes. Moonspell goes for a thumb to the eye, but Kerri Billings blocks it. Kerri Billings uses a backdrop on Moonspell. Kerri Billings uses a double-axhandle to the back on Moonspell. Kerri Billings runs into the ropes. Moonspell misses with a clothesline. Kerri Billings misses with a clothesline. Moonspell goes for an armdrag takedown, but Kerri Billings blocks it. Kerri Billings executes a German suplex on Moonspell. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kerri Billings hits Moonspell with a chop. Kerri Billings nails Moonspell with a belly-to-back suplex. Kerri Billings goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Moonspell blocks it. Moonspell runs into the ropes. Moonspell takes Kerri Billings down with a backspin armdrag. Moonspell hits a cradle piledriver on Kerri Billings. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Moonspell goes for a dragon suplex, but Kerri Billings counters it with a headbutt. Kerri Billings takes Moonspell down with a spinning DDT. Kerri Billings wiggles her butt for the fans. Kerri Billings has the crowd going wild. Kerri Billings goes for a bulldog, but Moonspell counters it with an armbar submission. Kerri Billings reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Moonspell takes Kerri Billings down with an Asai moonsault. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Kerri Billings has been eliminated. Moonspell is being booed out of the building. The winner is Moonspell. Time of match: 0:10:07 Mort: "Kerri Billings is out, leaving Moonspell and Jessica Carter." Bob: "Emereldas should still be in there." Mort: "Quit pouting." Moonspell vs Jessica Carter They lock up. Jessica Carter whips Moonspell into the ropes. Jessica Carter gets the Oriental Spike on Moonspell. Jessica Carter lets go after 15 seconds. Jessica Carter walks over to the ropes and smiles toward the fans. The crowd is giving Jessica Carter a standing ovation. Jessica Carter nails Moonspell with a rolling clothesline. Jessica Carter goes for the Starscream, but Moonspell counters it with an armbite. Moonspell's shoulders are on the mat. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jessica Carter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Moonspell chops Jessica Carter. Moonspell is being booed out of the building. Jessica Carter hits Moonspell. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Jessica Carter hits Moonspell. The crowd erupts. Jessica Carter hits Moonspell with a series of punches to the stomach. Jessica Carter executes a dropkick to the back of the head on Moonspell. Jessica Carter nails Moonspell with a sitdown faceslam. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jessica Carter. Jessica Carter is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Jessica Carter executes the Starscream on Moonspell. Moonspell is valiantly trying to break the hold. Moonspell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Jessica Carter hits Moonspell with a sitdown faceslam. Jessica Carter executes a rabbit punch on Moonspell. Jessica Carter hits a rolling clothesline on Moonspell. Jessica Carter executes the Starscream on Moonspell. Moonspell is struggling to reach the ropes. Moonspell is writhing in pain. Moonspell submits after 9 seconds. Moonspell has been eliminated. The crowd is giving Jessica Carter a standing ovation. The winner is Jessica Carter. Time of match: 0:12:39 Bob: "Jessica Carter keeps her belt..." Mort: "Are you going to be that way for the rest of the night?" Bob: "Esmeraldas..." Mort: "Yeah, yeah, get over it. Next up we_ve got...oh man..." Bob: "IC champ Tom Tennant and Mark Payne in a non title Iron Man Match." Mort: "Crap, first Skywalker and now an Iron Man match, who the hell books this stuff?" ~~~~~ This contest is a non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match with Iron Man rules. Introducing first... Led to the ring by "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper... Hailing from Morgantown, West Virginia... Weighing in at 240 pounds... The AGW Intercontinental Champion... "The Survivor" Tom Tennant His opponent... Led to the ring by Shane McMahon, Emeraldas, Rose Morris and Alex DiGiacomo... Fighting out of Allentown, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 287 pounds... "The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne They lock up. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with a flapjack into diamond cutter. Mark Payne pulls the tights. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, he sees it. Mr. Bitter threatens Mark Payne with disqualification. Mark Payne complains about a slow count. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. Mark Payne is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Mark Payne executes the Running Forearm Smash on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a vertical facebuster. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle. Mark Payne executes a super fisherman buster on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne executes the Revolutionary Thrill on Tom Tennant. There are lots of chants for Mark Payne. Mark Payne executes a spinning power bomb on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mark Payne goes for a power bomb into a bridge, but Tom Tennant counters it with a backdrop. Mark Payne gets a buzzkiller on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Mark Payne puts Tom Tennant in a figure-four leglock. Tom Tennant's shoulders are on the mat. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tom Tennant tries to fight the pain. Tom Tennant submits after 14 seconds. The crowd is behind Mark Payne all the way. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:01:29 Bob: "PAYNE WITH A QUICK WIN!" Mort: "Crap, this could have been over already." Bob: "Not really, Tennant probably just gave up this early instead of taking a lot of punishment from that figure four." Mort: "Will you just shut up?" They lock up. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne reverses it. Tom Tennant comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection. Mark Payne kicks Tom Tennant. The crowd is going crazy. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant. Mark Payne has the crowd going wild. Mark Payne gets a guillotine choke on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Mark Payne goes for a German suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a go-behind. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a dropkick. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tom Tennant executes a forearm smash on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Tom Tennant goes through the ropes. Tom Tennant sets up a table. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a single-leg takedown. Tom Tennant sets up Mark Payne on the table. Tom Tennant tries to drive Mark Payne through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a low blow. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne. Tom Tennant reenters the ring. Mark Payne follows him back in. Tom Tennant uses a single-leg takedown on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a kick to the midsection. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with an elbow. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle. Mark Payne comes back and rocks Tom Tennant with an elbow. Mark Payne leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Payne sets up the chair. Mark Payne executes a Northern Lights bomb onto the chair on Tom Tennant. The crowd erupts. Mark Payne hits a vertical facebuster on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne complains about a slow count. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:04:33 Bob: "ANOTHER QUICK WIN WITH THE LAST RITES!" Mort: "2 to zip...56 minutes left..." They lock up. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with an elbow. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a kick. Mr. Bitter removes the chair from the ring. Mark Payne uses the drop toehold onto a chair on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Tom Tennant misses with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne misses with a clothesline. Mark Payne misses with a clothesline. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with a snap suplex. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Tom Tennant goes for a bodyslam, but Mark Payne counters it with an elbowsmash. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Tom Tennant puts Mark Payne in a sleeperhold. Mark Payne is struggling to reach the ropes. Mark Payne tries to escape the hold. Mark Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne misses with an elbow. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a clothesline. Tom Tennant goes for an enzuigiri, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way. Mark Payne chops Tom Tennant. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Mark Payne kicks Tom Tennant. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Mark Payne jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne sets up a table. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a dropkick to the groin. Mark Payne sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Mark Payne tries to drive Tom Tennant through the table with Swandive Headbutt, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant goes for a forearm smash, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Mark Payne executes a reverse flying elbowdrop through the table. The table didn't break. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant on the concrete floor. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne uses a German suplex on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne executes a split legged moonsault on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne reenters the ring. Tom Tennant follows him back in. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Tom Tennant goes through the ropes. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a bulldog headlock. Emeraldas comes from behind, but Tom Tennant nails Emeraldas. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a front-layout suplex. Mark Payne goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant knocks Mark Payne into the ringsteps. Tom Tennant is handed a motor cycle helmet. Tom Tennant hits him with the motor cycle helmet. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Mark Payne is busted wide open. Tom Tennant executes a forearm smash on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Tom Tennant sets up Mark Payne on the table. Tom Tennant tries to drive Mark Payne through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. The crowd erupts. Mark Payne goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Tom Tennant counters it with a rana. Rose Morris comes from behind, but Tom Tennant nails Rose Morris. Mark Payne sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Mark Payne executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. Mark Payne goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Tom Tennant counters it with a crucifix. Tom Tennant knocks Mark Payne into the ringsteps. Tom Tennant hits a jumping DDT on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant executes a forearm smash on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant knocks Mark Payne into the ringsteps. Tom Tennant sets up a table. Tom Tennant executes a Hotshot on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a dropkick. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a Hotshot. Tom Tennant climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mark Payne nails him in the stomach. Tom Tennant falls onto the top turnbuckle. Mark Payne reenters the ring. Tom Tennant follows him back in. Tom Tennant brings the table into the ring. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Mark Payne executes a reverse flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper puts Tom Tennant 's foot on the rope. Tom Tennant takes the Baseball Bat and uses it on him. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a superplex. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Tom Tennant pulls the tights. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Tom Tennant uses a vertical suplex on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Mark Payne counters it with a jawbreaker . Mark Payne is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mark Payne executes a cradle DDT on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Mark Payne goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Tom Tennant counters it with a crucifix. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Tom Tennant chops Mark Payne. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Mark Payne chops Tom Tennant. Mark Payne kicks Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant punches Mark Payne. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant kicks Mark Payne. The crowd erupts. Tom Tennant goes for a springboard rana, but Mark Payne counters it with a double leg-hook. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mark Payne goes for an implant DDT, but Tom Tennant counters it with a backdrop. Tom Tennant goes for a springboard rana, but Mark Payne counters it with a double leg-hook. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Mark Payne kicks Tom Tennant. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Tom Tennant punches Mark Payne. Mark Payne punches Tom Tennant. Mark Payne chops Tom Tennant. Mark Payne punches Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant kicks Mark Payne. Mark Payne chops Tom Tennant. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne punches Tom Tennant. Mark Payne executes a vertical facebuster on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with a reverse flying elbowdrop. Mark Payne locks Tom Tennant in a guillotine choke. Tom Tennant tries to fight the pain. Tom Tennant submits after 9 seconds. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:16:05 Bob: "PAYNE WITH ANOTHER SUBMISSION!" Mort: "3 to zip...Almost 45 more minutes to go..." They lock up. Tom Tennant uses a bodyslam on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with an elbowdrop. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a Soviet suplex. Tom Tennant gets a scorpion deathlock on Mark Payne. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a vertical suplex. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a swinging neckbreaker. Mark Payne is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne is bleeding profusely. Mark Payne locks Tom Tennant in a guillotine choke. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Tennant tries to escape the hold. Tom Tennant is writhing in pain. Mr. Bitter asks Tom Tennant if he's still there. Tom Tennant nods. Mr. Bitter asks Tom Tennant if he's had enough. Tom Tennant shakes his head. Mr. Bitter checks Tom Tennant's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Mr. Bitter stops the match after 31 seconds. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:18:02 Bob: "TENNANT GIVES UP AGAIN! PAYNE IS JUST TEARING HIM APART!" Mort: "4 to zip...and 42 more minutes to go..." They lock up. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne hits the drop toehold onto a chair on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with a front-layout suplex. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne locks Tom Tennant in the torture rack. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Tennant tries to fight the pain. Tom Tennant breaks the hold after 26 seconds. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with an enzuigiri. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with a flapjack into diamond cutter. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper puts Tom Tennant 's foot on the rope. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper distracts Mr. Bitter. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with the Diamond Cutter. There is no referee to count. Mark Payne gets back up. Mark Payne locks Tom Tennant in a boot choke. There is no referee there to ask Tom Tennant. Mark Payne goes for the torture rack, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a waistlock suplex. There is no referee to count. Alex DiGiacomo enters the ring and hits Tom Tennant with the floor tile. Before Alex DiGiacomo connects, Tom Tennant moves out of the way. Alex DiGiacomo hits Mark Payne. Tom Tennant throws Alex DiGiacomo over the top rope. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Tom Tennant goes for a forearm smash, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne punches Tom Tennant. The crowd erupts. Mark Payne punches Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant kicks Mark Payne. The crowd is giving Tom Tennant a standing ovation. Mark Payne chops Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant chops Mark Payne. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. Tom Tennant kicks Mark Payne. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a forearm smash. Tom Tennant goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with a facerake. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with the Running Forearm Smash. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with a German suplex. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mark Payne puts Tom Tennant in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Tom Tennant is inching his way towards the ropes. Tom Tennant is barely hanging in there. Mr. Bitter asks Tom Tennant if he's still there. Tom Tennant nods. Mr. Bitter checks Tom Tennant's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Tom Tennant fights his way out of the hold after 23 seconds. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant goes for a dropkick, but Mark Payne side-steps and Tom Tennant only hits air. Mark Payne locks Tom Tennant in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a crucifix power bomb. Mark Payne attempts to place Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Mark Payne misses with a shoulderblock. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a kick. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Mark Payne counters it with a jawbreaker . The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Mark Payne puts Tom Tennant in a buzzkiller. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Payne gets the Oriental Spike on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a Hotshot. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne goes for a spinning power bomb, but Tom Tennant counters it with a backslide. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a jumping DDT. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with an elbowdrop. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a Soviet suplex. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a flying clothesline. Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick. The crowd is going into a frenzy. He goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper distracts Mr. Bitter. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mark Payne uses the ropes for leverage. There is no referee to count. Mark Payne gets back up. Mark Payne executes the drop toehold onto a chair on Tom Tennant. There is no referee to count. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mark Payne uses a Death Valley Driver on Tom Tennant. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Tom Tennant executes a jumping DDT on Mark Payne. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Mark Payne. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Tom Tennant a standing ovation. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:24:54 Bob: "THE SURVIVOR PLUNGE GETS TENNANT A WIN!" Mort: "...4 to 1...35 minutes to go..." They lock up. Tom Tennant goes for a jumping DDT, but Mark Payne counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Mark Payne goes for the Last Rites, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with Swandive Headbutt. Mark Payne catches Tom Tennant in the Oriental Spike. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mark Payne runs into the ropes. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper trips Mark Payne. Mark Payne uses a vertical facebuster on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper puts Tom Tennant 's foot on the rope. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a clothesline. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant misses with a clothesline. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a flying clothesline. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Tom Tennant runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant hits a flying clothesline on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne uses the Inverted Tiger Driver on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mark Payne executes a corkscrew legdrop on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant misses with a kick. Mark Payne misses with a shoulderblock. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Shane McMahon trips Tom Tennant. Mark Payne kicks Tom Tennant. Mark Payne punches Tom Tennant. The crowd erupts. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant chops Mark Payne. The crowd is giving Tom Tennant a standing ovation. Tom Tennant punches Mark Payne. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a clothesline. Tom Tennant goes for a forearm smash, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. Mark Payne goes for the Revolutionary Thrill, but Tom Tennant ducks out of the way. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a forearm smash. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a waistlock suplex. Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Tom Tennant. Mark Payne executes a low blow on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne executes a fisherman buster on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne is handed a cookie sheet. Mark Payne hits him with the cookie sheet. The crowd erupts. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rose Morris comes from behind, but Tom Tennant nails Rose Morris. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne is handed the brass knuckles. Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles. Mark Payne sets up a table. Mark Payne executes a crucifix power bomb on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Mark Payne tries to drive Tom Tennant through the table with a senton, but he blocks it. Tom Tennant sets up Mark Payne on the table. Tom Tennant executes a tiger driver through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is giving Tom Tennant a standing ovation. Tom Tennant hits an enzuigiri on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Tom Tennant executes a flying clothesline on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a flying legdrop. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Tom Tennant executes a waistlock suplex on Mark Payne. Emeraldas comes from behind, but Tom Tennant nails Emeraldas. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant back into the ring. Mark Payne gives the sign for the Last Rites. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mark Payne pulls the tights. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper puts Tom Tennant 's foot on the rope. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Mark Payne jumps onto him with a shooting star press. Mark Payne is handed a trash can. Mark Payne takes a swing at Tom Tennant with the trash can, but he gets out of the way. Tom Tennant snatches the trash can from him. Tom Tennant hits him with the trash can. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a kick to the midsection. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tom Tennant knocks Mark Payne into the ringpost. Tom Tennant knocks Mark Payne into the ringpost. The crowd is giving Tom Tennant a standing ovation. Tom Tennant sets up a table. Tom Tennant sets up Mark Payne on the table. Tom Tennant tries to drive Mark Payne through the table with a slingshot somersault splash, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Mark Payne goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne back into the ring. Alex DiGiacomo enters the ring and hits Tom Tennant with the floor tile. Before Alex DiGiacomo connects, Tom Tennant moves out of the way. Alex DiGiacomo hits Mark Payne. Tom Tennant throws Alex DiGiacomo over the top rope. Mark Payne is out cold. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Mark Payne. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Tom Tennant a standing ovation. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:33:12 Bob: "ANOTHER SURVIVOR PLUNGE! PAYNE IS REELING!" Mort: "...what? Oh...4 to 2...27 minutes remaining." They lock up. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a waistlock suplex. Tom Tennant pulls the tights. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, he sees it. Tom Tennant complains about a slow count. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a springboard rana. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, shoulder up. Tom Tennant goes for a Soviet suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with an elbowsmash. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne catches Tom Tennant in the Oriental Spike. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Mark Payne gives the sign for the Last Rites. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:34:19 Bob: "OUT OF NO WHERE COMES THE LAST RITES AND PAYNE GETS ANOTHER WIN!" Mort: "...5 to 2...25 minutes..." They lock up. Mark Payne gets a guillotine choke on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Payne lets go after 22 seconds. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Mark Payne goes for a corkscrew plancha, but Tom Tennant moves out of the way. Mark Payne is out cold. Tom Tennant reenters the ring. Mark Payne follows him back in. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Tom Tennant goes for a bodyslam, but Mark Payne counters it with an elbowsmash. Mark Payne goes for a cradle DDT, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant uses a Soviet suplex on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Tom Tennant goes through the ropes. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne back into the ring. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a dropkick. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a kick. Tom Tennant gets a half Boston on Mark Payne. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a clothesline. Tom Tennant falls out of the ring. Mark Payne jumps onto him with a shooting star press. Mark Payne hits a Northern Lights bomb on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne is handed a pen. Mark Payne takes a swing at Tom Tennant with the pen, but he gets out of the way. Tom Tennant snatches the pen from him. Tom Tennant hits him with the pen. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. Tom Tennant hits a snap mare on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant sets up a table. Tom Tennant uses a Soviet suplex on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant reenters the ring. Mark Payne follows him back in. Tom Tennant goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne uses a Thunder Fire Power Bomb on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne uses the ropes for leverage. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with the Diamond Cutter. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:37:40 Bob: "LAST RITES AGAIN! LAST RITES AGAIN!" Mort: "...6 to 2...23 minutes..." Bob: "Payne can win easily if he can just cruise the last few minutes." They lock up. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a bulldog headlock. Tom Tennant goes for a snap mare, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne executes the Running Forearm Smash on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Tom Tennant counters it with a small package. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Tom Tennant jumps onto him with a plancha. Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Tom Tennant. Mark Payne is handed a cane. Mark Payne hits him with the cane. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Tom Tennant is busted wide open. Mark Payne sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Mark Payne executes a senton through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd erupts. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne hits a snap suplex on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne uses the Doctor Bomb on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne goes for a front-layout suplex, but Tom Tennant blocks it. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne. Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Tom Tennant nails Alex DiGiacomo. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with a dropkick to the groin. Mark Payne knocks Tom Tennant into the ringsteps. Mark Payne knocks Tom Tennant into the ringsteps. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with a Hotshot. Mark Payne sets up a table. Mark Payne executes an implant DDT on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne uses a Northern Lights bomb on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne knocks Tom Tennant into the ringsteps. Mark Payne sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Mark Payne executes a split legged moonsault through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne sets up a table. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne knocks Tom Tennant into the ringpost. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne is handed a garbage can. Mark Payne takes a swing at Tom Tennant with the garbage can, but he gets out of the way. Tom Tennant snatches the garbage can from him. Tom Tennant hits him with the garbage can. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne back into the ring. Tom Tennant brings the table into the ring. Mark Payne kicks Tom Tennant. Mark Payne chops Tom Tennant. Mark Payne takes a swing at Tom Tennant with the garbage can, but he gets out of the way. Tom Tennant snatches the garbage can from him. Tom Tennant hits him with the garbage can. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Mark Payne. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:42:44 Bob: "TENNANT GETS ANOTHER ONE! HE_S NOT OUT OF IT YET!" Mort: "...6 to 3...it hasn_t been an hour yet?" They lock up. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a chop. Tom Tennant runs into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a backdrop. Mark Payne hits him with the garbage can. Mr. Bitter throws the garbage can out of the ring. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant misses with an elbow. Tom Tennant misses with a clothesline. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a shoulderblock. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant goes for a vertical suplex, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Mr. Bitter counts: One, shoulder up. Mark Payne complains about a slow count. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with an inside cradle. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a vertical suplex. Tom Tennant executes a bulldog headlock on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. He returns with a 2x4. Tom Tennant hits him with the 2x4. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. Mr. Bitter throws the 2x4 out of the ring. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a kick to the midsection. Tom Tennant is bleeding like a faucet. Tom Tennant attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne puts Tom Tennant in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Payne catches Tom Tennant in a surfboard. Mark Payne's shoulders are on the mat. Mr. Bitter counts: One, shoulder up. Tom Tennant is struggling to reach the ropes. Mark Payne lets go after 13 seconds. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Tom Tennant misses with a clothesline. Tom Tennant misses with a clothesline. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a clothesline. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a jumping DDT. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne back into the ring. Mark Payne goes for a German suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake . Tom Tennant hits a dropkick on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Tom Tennant uses the ropes for leverage. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Tom Tennant executes a flying legdrop on Mark Payne. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Tom Tennant sets up Mark Payne on the table. Tom Tennant executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with the Revolutionary Thrill. Mark Payne executes a front-layout suplex on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Payne sets up the chair. Mark Payne hits a front-layout suplex onto the chair on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne hits a swinging neckbreaker on Tom Tennant. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with an elbow. Mark Payne uses a senton on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper puts Tom Tennant 's foot on the rope. Mark Payne hits the Doctor Bomb on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper distracts Mr. Bitter. Mark Payne is bleeding like hell. Mark Payne goes for the Oriental Spike, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a kick to the midsection. Mr. Bitter removes the chair from the ring. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Tom Tennant goes through the ropes. Tom Tennant is handed an acoustic guitar. Tom Tennant hits him with the acoustic guitar. Tom Tennant goes for a flying fistdrop, but Shane McMahon shoves him off the turnbuckle. Mr. Bitter threatens Mark Payne with disqualification. Mark Payne hits the Running Forearm Smash on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne hits a front-layout suplex on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with a snap suplex. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a chop. Tom Tennant reenters the ring. Mark Payne follows him back in. Mark Payne brings the the acoustic guitar into the ring. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper enters the ring and hits Mark Payne with a chair. Before "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper connects, Mark Payne moves out of the way. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper hits Tom Tennant. Mark Payne throws "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper over the top rope. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Tom Tennant is out cold. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with a crucifix power bomb. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mark Payne goes for a fisherman buster, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant takes a swing at Mark Payne with the acoustic guitar, but he gets out of the way. Mark Payne snatches the acoustic guitar from him. Mark Payne hits him with the acoustic guitar. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a vertical facebuster. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Tom Tennant is bleeding like hell. Mark Payne leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Payne sets up the chair. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a Death Valley Driver onto the chair. Mark Payne hits the Inverted Tiger Driver on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mark Payne goes for a power bomb into a bridge, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Mark Payne. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:51:38 Bob: "THEY BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER AND THE SURVIVOR PLUNGE GETS TENNANT ANOTHER WIN!" Mort: "...6 to 4...like nine minutes remain." They lock up. Tom Tennant is bleeding like a faucet. Tom Tennant hits a chop on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant hits a Hotshot on Mark Payne. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Tom Tennant hits him with an acoustic guitar. The acoustic guitar is broken in half. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne and Tom Tennant get hit with a double clothesline. Mark Payne goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Tom Tennant counters it with a backdrop. Tom Tennant catches Mark Payne in a sleeperhold. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mr. Bitter removes the chair from the ring. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a chop. Tom Tennant uses a Soviet suplex on Mark Payne. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a bodyslam. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a slingshot somersault splash. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a bodyslam. Tom Tennant locks Mark Payne in a half Boston. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Tom Tennant executes a snap mare on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. He returns with a shovel. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Mark Payne. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:53:56 Bob: "TENNANT EVENS IT UP! WE_VE GOT IT CLOSE WITH 6 TO 5 WITH 6 MINUTES REMAINING!" Mort: "Hey, that was my line..." They lock up. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a chop. Tom Tennant takes a swing at Mark Payne with the shovel, but he gets out of the way. Mark Payne snatches the shovel from him. Mark Payne takes a swing at Tom Tennant with the shovel, but he gets out of the way. Tom Tennant snatches the shovel from him. Tom Tennant takes a swing at Mark Payne with the shovel, but he gets out of the way. Mark Payne snatches the shovel from him. Mark Payne hits him with the shovel. The crowd erupts. Mark Payne hits a vertical facebuster on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Mark Payne goes for the Oriental Spike, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant uses a Soviet suplex on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant executes a single-leg takedown on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant takes a swing at Mark Payne with the shovel, but he gets out of the way. Mark Payne snatches the shovel from him. Mark Payne takes a swing at Tom Tennant with the shovel, but he gets out of the way. Tom Tennant snatches the shovel from him. Tom Tennant hits him with the shovel. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. Mr. Bitter throws the shovel out of the ring. Tom Tennant executes a springboard rana on Mark Payne. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with an elbowdrop. Mark Payne uses a low blow on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne goes for a snap suplex, but Tom Tennant slides down his back. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a Soviet suplex. Tom Tennant goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Mark Payne counters it with a small package. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant misses with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne executes a swinging neckbreaker on Tom Tennant. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a clothesline. Tom Tennant takes the Baseball Bat and uses it on him. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a chop. Tom Tennant punches Mark Payne. Tom Tennant kicks Mark Payne. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Tom Tennant goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a forearm smash. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne. Tom Tennant is handed a leather whip. Tom Tennant hits him with the leather whip. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Tom Tennant hangs him with a leather whip. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Tom Tennant executes a single-leg takedown on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a single-leg takedown. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne back into the ring. Tom Tennant brings the the leather whip into the ring. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Mark Payne jumps onto him with a shooting star press. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne. Tom Tennant goes for a vertical suplex, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne hits a crucifix power bomb on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne goes for a German suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake . Tom Tennant sets up a table. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne back into the ring. Tom Tennant kicks Mark Payne. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Tom Tennant chops Mark Payne. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant pulls the tights. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Shane McMahon distracts Mr. Bitter. Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick. He goes for the pin. Mark Payne pulls the tights. There is no referee to count. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper distracts Mr. Bitter. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Alex DiGiacomo pulls down the top rope. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Tom Tennant. Mark Payne goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Tom Tennant counters it with a small package. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a kick to the midsection. Tom Tennant sets up Mark Payne on the table. Tom Tennant executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Tom Tennant is handed a leather belt. Tom Tennant hits him with the leather belt. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. Tom Tennant goes for a bulldog headlock, but Mark Payne counters it with a back suplex. The crowd is going into a frenzy. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with the Inverted Tiger Driver. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant hits him with the leather belt. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. Tom Tennant sets up a table. Tom Tennant uses a kick to the midsection on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Tom Tennant goes for a snap mare, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne knocks Tom Tennant into the ringsteps. The crowd erupts. The bell rings. The time limit has expired. Bob: "PAYNE WIN IT 6 FALLS TO 5! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MATCH UP!" Mort: "You do realize this started an hour ago?" Bob: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we_re out of time for our portion of Lethal Lottery." Mort: "For Bob Hull, I_m Mort Easke...New York sucks." (We come back from our commerical breaks...And not instead of Bob Hull and Mort Easke sitting at the announcers table it_s Maxwell Stevens. Instead of a cheap suit ,he is wearing a really, really nice one because it_s a pay per view and it was in a Company memo...Anyways Max welcomes us in...) Max - Welcome back to AGW_s Lethal Lottery! I_m Max Stevens taking over for Mort and Bob. Already we_ve seen some amazing action...Figures they get the good matches...But I_m sure my matches will be good...decent...Alright I_m sure they_ll be downright awful! I mean I have numerous Bootcamp matches... And Immortal Legends Matches... AND Dream Team Matches... Someone hates me...Oh yes, this is their revenge... Oh well...I do have some interesting matches and they will be a treat for the fans I_m sure. So let_s kick things off...We have a three way dance. Total Carnage taking on Smooth and Cage taking on Demolition 2000... Damnit...And here I left all the C & H in the back... Anyways, to the ring we go... This contest is a no-DQ-tag team triangle match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 650 pounds... Total Carnage Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 665 pounds... Demolition 2000 Their opponents... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline and Dominique... At a total combined weight of 543 pounds... "Smooth Daddy" Smooth Operator and "The Hot Commodity" Sebastian Cage They lock up. Sebastian Cage hits a rolling clothesline on DOOM. Sebastian Cage gets a dragon sleeper on DOOM. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Sebastian Cage gives him a spinebuster slam, but DOOM doesn't even care. DOOM runs into the ropes. DOOM hits Sebastian Cage with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage falls out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Enforcer. Smooth Operator goes for a clothesline, but DOOM ducks out of the way. DOOM whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Enforcer. Smooth Operator hits an enzuigiri to the face on DOOM. Sebastian Cage goes for a German suplex, but DOOM counters it with an elbowsmash. Enforcer uses a lariat on Sebastian Cage. DOOM hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Sebastian Cage. DOOM and Enforcer hit Sebastian Cage with a double flying kneedrop. DOOM executes a knee to the back on Sebastian Cage. DOOM points around the crowd. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer goes for a lariat, but Sebastian Cage counters it with an armbar submission. Sebastian Cage uses the T-bone suplex on DOOM. Sebastian Cage reenters the ring. DOOM follows him back in. DOOM brings the table into the ring. DOOM hits Sebastian Cage. The crowd is booing DOOM. Sebastian Cage hits DOOM. Sebastian Cage has the crowd going wild. Sebastian Cage punches DOOM. Sebastian Cage has the crowd going wild. DOOM chops Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage punches DOOM. Sebastian Cage has the crowd going wild. Sebastian Cage whips DOOM into the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage charges in with a dropkick to the face. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage puts DOOM in a scorpion deathlock STF. DOOM tries to escape the hold. DOOM tries to fight the pain. DOOM summons one last burst of energy. James Adams checks DOOM's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! DOOM fights his way out of the hold after 31 seconds. Max - Cage showing us a whole new offensive aresnal tonight...DOOM is reeling and almost couldn_t get out of that scorpion deathlock STF. DOOM uses a double-axhandle chop on Sebastian Cage. DOOM sets up Sebastian Cage on the table. DOOM executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - OR maybe DOOM isn_t as out of it as I though... DOOM executes an inverted atomic drop on Sebastian Cage. DOOM nails Sebastian Cage with a gutwrench suplex. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - First near fall of the match...DOOM is trying to get the favorites out early. DOOM tags out to Enforcer. Enforcer and DOOM whip Sebastian Cage into the ropes. They hit Sebastian Cage with a double backdrop. Enforcer and DOOM hit Sebastian Cage with a double flying kneedrop. Enforcer and DOOM whip Sebastian Cage into the ropes. They hit Sebastian Cage with a double backdrop. DOOM hits a football tackle on Sebastian Cage. Enforcer goes for a bridging back suplex, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. DOOM leaves the ring. Sebastian Cage whips Enforcer into the ropes, but Enforcer reverses it. Sebastian Cage hits Enforcer with a kick. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage hits a kick to the groin on Enforcer. Sebastian Cage takes Enforcer down with a vertical facebuster. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage tags out to Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator uses a heart punch on Enforcer. The crowd is cheering on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator tags out to Explosion. Explosion whips Enforcer into the ropes. Explosion hits Enforcer with a clothesline. Enforcer falls out of the ring. Explosion goes through the ropes. Zodiac comes over to make it two-on-one. Zodiac goes for a dropkick, but Enforcer side-steps and Zodiac only hits air. Enforcer reenters the ring. Explosion follows him back in. Explosion brings the table into the ring. Explosion tags out to Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator goes for a roundhouse right, but Enforcer blocks it. Enforcer puts Smooth Operator in the Oriental Spike. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. DOOM enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage enters the ring and lays out DOOM. The chants for Sebastian Cage are deafening. Smooth Operator and Sebastian Cage whip Enforcer into the ropes. They hit Enforcer with a double elbowsmash. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. Smooth Operator takes Enforcer down with a piledriver. Smooth Operator hits Enforcer with an enzuigiri to the face. Smooth Operator hits Enforcer with a series of headbutts to the head. Smooth Operator gets a kneelock submission on Enforcer. Enforcer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator sets up Enforcer on the table. Smooth Operator executes Sky High through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - OH MY GOD! Enforcer just got broken in half! There are lots of chants for Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator goes for a cradle DDT, but Enforcer blocks it. Enforcer executes an inverted atomic drop on Smooth Operator. Enforcer hits Smooth Operator with a power bomb. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Enforcer uses a Hotshot on Smooth Operator. Numerous fans are using Enforcer for target practice. Enforcer hits Smooth Operator with a front slam. Numerous fans are using Enforcer for target practice. Enforcer tags out to Explosion. Explosion hits Smooth Operator with a Tombstone. Explosion further incites the crowd. Explosion catches Smooth Operator in a headscissors submission. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Explosion goes for a high kick, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator uses a clothesline on Explosion. Smooth Operator goes for a nerve hold, but Explosion blocks it. Explosion tags out to Zodiac. Zodiac runs into the ropes. Zodiac hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Zodiac takes Smooth Operator down with a standing moonsault. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Max - Amazing display of agility...Mark Payne and Alex Star are the only other two guys that I_ve seen that can do that. Zodiac takes Smooth Operator down with a flying legdrop. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Zodiac uses a standing moonsault on Smooth Operator. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Max - As impressive as it looks Smoothie is not gonna be beat by it... Zodiac locks Smooth Operator in a camel clutch. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Explosion enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Explosion places Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle. Explosion takes Smooth Operator down with a belly-to-belly superplex. Zodiac goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Explosion leaves the ring. Smooth Operator goes for a fisherman suplex, but Zodiac blocks it. Zodiac throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Zodiac goes through the ropes. Explosion comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage comes over, but gets cut off. Zodiac and Explosion hit Smooth Operator with a double dropkick. Zodiac and Explosion hit Smooth Operator with a double kneebreaker. Zodiac uses a vertical suplex on Smooth Operator. Zodiac throws Smooth Operator back into the ring. Zodiac executes an Exploder suplex on Smooth Operator. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Zodiac executes the Fallen Fate on Smooth Operator. James Adams counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Smooth Operator's foot on the rope. Max - Jackie makes the save or it was all over for Smooth and Cage! Zodiac nails Smooth Operator with a flying legdrop. James Adams counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline distracts James Adams. Max - She saves his ass again... Zodiac tags out to Explosion. Sebastian Cage enters the ring, but gets cut off. Explosion and Zodiac whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double backdrop. Zodiac executes a dropkick on Smooth Operator. Zodiac is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Explosion takes Smooth Operator down with a back suplex. Zodiac leaves the ring. Explosion tags out to Enforcer. Enforcer uses a facerake on Smooth Operator. Enforcer is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Miss Jacqueline enters the ring and hits Enforcer with a chair. Before Miss Jacqueline connects, Enforcer moves out of the way. Miss Jacqueline hits Smooth Operator. Enforcer throws Miss Jacqueline over the top rope. Max - Well Jackie interefered one to many times...and as a result Smooth just ate a chair to the face. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. DOOM enters the ring. DOOM and Enforcer hit Smooth Operator with the Total Destruction. Enforcer goes for the pin. Numerous fans are using Enforcer for target practice. There is no referee to count. James Adams is back on the job. James Adams counts: One, two, Sebastian Cage makes the save. Max - Smooth must have nine lives...He gets saved by someone every single time. Smooth Operator takes Enforcer down with a roll away. Enforcer nails Smooth Operator with an inverted atomic drop. Enforcer runs into the ropes. Enforcer takes Smooth Operator down with a lariat. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Enforcer throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Enforcer goes through the ropes. Enforcer nails Smooth Operator with a fist to the midsection. James Adams counts: 1. DOOM comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage comes over and lays out DOOM. Sebastian Cage takes Enforcer down with a spinebuster slam. Smooth Operator nails Enforcer with a Destiny Hammer. Smooth Operator whips Enforcer into the guardrail. James Adams counts: 2. Smooth Operator goes for the Smooth Operation, but Enforcer counters it with a kick-off. Enforcer goes for a facerake, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator whips Enforcer into the guardrail. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Enforcer nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator goes for an inverted power bomb, but Enforcer blocks it. James Adams counts: 3. DOOM comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM goes for a kick to the head, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Sebastian Cage goes for a backdrop driver, but DOOM counters it with . DOOM and Enforcer hit Sebastian Cage with a double legsweep. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Enforcer. Sebastian Cage and Smooth Operator hit DOOM with a double legsweep. Sebastian Cage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage goes for the Doctor Bomb, but DOOM blocks it. James Adams counts: 4. DOOM reenters the ring. Sebastian Cage follows him back in. DOOM hits Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage chops DOOM. DOOM hits Sebastian Cage. DOOM further incites the crowd. DOOM kicks Sebastian Cage. DOOM further incites the crowd. Sebastian Cage chops DOOM. Sebastian Cage hits DOOM. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sebastian Cage attempts to place DOOM on the turnbuckle, but DOOM blocks it. Sebastian Cage goes for a flying sunset flip, but DOOM counters it with a choke lift. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. DOOM uses a double-axhandle chop on Sebastian Cage. DOOM executes a brain buster on Sebastian Cage. DOOM is being booed like there is no tomorrow. DOOM executes the Eternal Doom on Sebastian Cage. DOOM further incites the crowd. DOOM goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Sebastian Cage has been eliminated. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The winners are Demolition 2000. Time of match: 0:12:59 Max - DOOM leveled Cage with the Eternal Doom out of nowhere...And DOOM can disappear into thin air you know...It_s the CALLING... Heh... Now we_re down to Total Carange and D2K...Let_s see who wins this thing. They lock up. Explosion nails DOOM with a powerslam. James Adams counts: One, two, Enforcer makes the save. Enforcer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. DOOM and Enforcer whip Explosion into the ropes. They hit Explosion with a double elbowsmash. Enforcer leaves the ring. DOOM gives him a faceslam, but Explosion doesn't even care. DOOM whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it. DOOM hits a football tackle on Explosion. DOOM hits Explosion with a football tackle. DOOM seemingly enjoys the boos. DOOM punches Explosion. DOOM hits Explosion. DOOM chops Explosion. DOOM seemingly enjoys the boos. DOOM whips Explosion into the ropes. DOOM puts Explosion in an armbar submission. Explosion is valiantly trying to break the hold. Explosion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. DOOM places Explosion on the turnbuckle. DOOM nails Explosion with a belly-to-belly superplex. The crowd seems to be rallying behind DOOM. Enforcer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Zodiac enters the ring, but gets cut off. Enforcer takes Explosion down with a lariat. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Enforcer. DOOM goes for a crotch slam, but Explosion counters it with a facerake. Enforcer leaves the ring. DOOM whips Explosion into the ropes. DOOM catches Explosion in an armbar submission. Explosion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. DOOM places Explosion on the turnbuckle. DOOM executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Explosion. DOOM goes for a faceslam, but Explosion blocks it. Explosion takes DOOM down with a vertical facebuster. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Explosion punches DOOM. DOOM chops Explosion. The crowd is wildly cheering DOOM with only a few scattered boos audible. DOOM kicks Explosion. The crowd is wildly cheering DOOM with only a few scattered boos audible. DOOM whips Explosion into the ropes. DOOM executes a legsweep on Explosion. DOOM runs into the ropes. Explosion hits DOOM with a clothesline. Explosion executes a Big Leg Drop on DOOM. Max - I_m a real American! I_m a...Sorry...Flashbacks to the 80_s... Explosion tags out to Zodiac. Zodiac and Explosion whip DOOM into the ropes. They hit DOOM with a double kick to the midsection. Zodiac and Explosion whip DOOM into the ropes. They hit DOOM with a double fist to the midsection. Explosion leaves the ring. Zodiac throws DOOM out of the ring. James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, DOOM reenters the ring. Explosion enters the ring. Explosion and Zodiac hit DOOM with the Meltdown. Zodiac goes for the pin. The cheers for Zodiac are drowning out the boos. James Adams counts: One, two, Enforcer doesn't make it in time... three. DOOM has been eliminated. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Zodiac. The winners are Total Carnage. Time of match: 0:16:15 Max - The Meltdown was hit and after the Bootie Man went for the pin it was all over. Explosion and the Disciple really have been working well as a team...This win could propel them to title shot contention. DOOM must have not gotten a strong enough calling or something...That interview just totally screwed with my mind... Best not to think about it... Well next we have the cruiserweight title match. HBK ,who has made a complete turnaround in the last few weeks, has earned himself a shot at the the champion ,Most Holy. The Mostest seemingly has returned to form as well...He has come around after a lackluster performance in recent weeks. Let_s see if HBK_s high impact offense can over come the cruiserweight legend. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Cruiserweight Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Candi... Hailing from Buffalo, NY... Weighing in at 240 pounds... The "Head Break" Kid His opponent... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... Hailing from Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... The AGW Cruiserweight Champion... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy They lock up. The "Head Break" Kid takes Most Holy down with a handspring bodyblock. The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. The "Head Break" Kid uses a springboard leaping swinging DDT on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with a flying somersault dropkick. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Max - Well that was a interesting series of moves to start a match with... Most Holy begs off. The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes. Most Holy executes a double-axhandle chop on The "Head Break" Kid. Most Holy hits The "Head Break" Kid with a spinebuster slam. A portion of the crowd is booing Most Holy. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a facerake. Max - The Mostest went for the Holy Roller to soon, and HBK had him well scouted. Most Holy begs off. The "Head Break" Kid executes Air Sabu on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Most Holy begs off. The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with a backspin DDT. The "Head Break" Kid seemingly enjoys the boos. The "Head Break" Kid hits a jumping DDT on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid seemingly enjoys the boos. The "Head Break" Kid uses a flying somersault headbutt on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid executes a flying somersault headbutt on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Most Holy ducks out of the way. Max - HBK goes to the well one to mnay times and Mostest finally smartened up and ducked... Most Holy whips The "Head Break" Kid into the turnbuckle. Most Holy throws The "Head Break" Kid out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy nails The "Head Break" Kid with a belly-to-back suplex. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy uses an armdrag takedown on The "Head Break" Kid. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a facerake. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy nails The "Head Break" Kid with a kick to the head. Most Holy sets up The "Head Break" Kid on the table. Most Holy tries to drive The "Head Break" Kid through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Max - Big mistake from the champ! He just went careening through that table! Most Holy is busted wide open. The "Head Break" Kid uses a jumping DDT on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a jumping DDT, but Most Holy counters it with a small package. Most Holy nails The "Head Break" Kid with a snap suplex. The "Head Break" Kid is busted wide open. Candi comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Candi. The "Head Break" Kid executes a jumping DDT on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid complains about a slow count. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. The "Head Break" Kid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. The "Head Break" Kid hits Most Holy with an inverted DDT. The "Head Break" Kid takes the chair. The "Head Break" Kid takes Most Holy down with a moonsault with the chair. The "Head Break" Kid pulls the tights. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. The "Head Break" Kid hits Most Holy with a slingshot clothesline. The "Head Break" Kid hits a flying cross body press on Most Holy. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid takes Most Holy down with a Death Valley Driver. Max - HBK has just taken over this match...The Mostest is having trouble countering the fast paced high impact offense of the Head Break Kid. The "Head Break" Kid seemingly enjoys the boos. The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring. He returns with a cookie sheet. Most Holy begs off. The "Head Break" Kid uses a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on Most Holy. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid takes a swing at Most Holy with the cookie sheet, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the cookie sheet from him. Most Holy takes a swing at The "Head Break" Kid with the cookie sheet, but he gets out of the way. The "Head Break" Kid snatches the cookie sheet from him. The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the cookie sheet. Mike Kwolek throws the cookie sheet out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid takes Most Holy down with a slingshot bodyblock. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. The "Head Break" Kid is bleeding like a faucet. The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with a flying somersault dropkick. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. The "Head Break" Kid executes a flying somersault neckbreaker on Most Holy. Max - That has to hurt....Holy has had career neck problems. HBK must know this as well... Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Most Holy begs off. The "Head Break" Kid places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. The "Head Break" Kid executes the 401k Plan on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid pulls the tights. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Max - HBK an eyelash away from winning the cruiserweight title! The "Head Break" Kid hits Most Holy with an inverted DDT. The "Head Break" Kid hits Most Holy with an Asai moonsault. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. The "Head Break" Kid throws Most Holy out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid jumps onto him with a slingshot corkscrew plancha. The "Head Break" Kid knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. The "Head Break" Kid seemingly enjoys the boos. The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid executes a jumping side kick on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid sets up a table. The "Head Break" Kid is handed the hockey stick. The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the hockey stick. The "Head Break" Kid is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The "Head Break" Kid sets up Most Holy on the table. The "Head Break" Kid executes a 450 splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - I think Holy is dead...HBK has hit him with everything but the kitchen sink... The "Head Break" Kid seemingly enjoys the boos. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. The "Head Break" Kid seemingly enjoys the boos. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts The "Head Break" Kid. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid is handed a bullrope. The "Head Break" Kid takes a swing at Most Holy with the bullrope, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the bullrope from him. Most Holy hits him with the bullrope. A portion of the crowd is booing Most Holy. Most Holy nails The "Head Break" Kid with the LoS Tornado Driver. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy knocks The "Head Break" Kid into the ringpost. Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a backward kick. The "Head Break" Kid seemingly enjoys the boos. The "Head Break" Kid knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Candi comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid is handed the hockey stick. The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the hockey stick. The "Head Break" Kid seemingly enjoys the boos. The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with a jawbreaker. The "Head Break" Kid knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Candi comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Candi. The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the guardrail. The "Head Break" Kid executes an inverted DDT on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - Mostest is just kicking out on pure instinct...HBK has him bleeding, battered, and totally out of gas. The "Head Break" Kid throws Most Holy out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid goes through the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy goes for an armdrag takedown, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. Candi comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Mark Payne comes down to ringside. Max - What the hell is Mark Payne here for? The "Head Break" Kid grabs a chair. The "Head Break" Kid takes a running start and springs off the chair. The "Head Break" Kid hits Most Holy with a jumping DDT. The "Head Break" Kid reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. Mark Payne enters the ring and hits Most Holy with the Last Rites. Max - RIGHT...I_m really sure that was needed after seeing how many times HBK dropped Holy on his head already...Regardless few people get up from the Last Rites...This one is in the books. Mike Kwolek ejects Mark Payne from ringside. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The "Head Break" Kid goes for the pin. Mike Kowlek is back on the job. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The crowd is wildly cheering The "Head Break" Kid with only a few scattered boos audible. The winner is The "Head Break" Kid. Time of match: 0:09:03 Max - We have a NEW cruiserweight champion! HBK has defeated Most Holy, dominating the entire way, and in the end got the assist from Mark Payne was out here for some reason or another... I_m sure this caps HBK_s great last few weeks off. He really has turned everything around and now holds AGW gold... I_m also sure the Mostest will be looking for a rematch soon enough though... Well next we have the very surprisingly successful team of the Immortal Legends taking on Alex Star and Speed Racer...On paper this may seem like a mis-match but Star and Speed have not seen eye to eye lately at all... Let_s see how they fare tonight... ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jamie Scott and Gabriella Rage... At a total combined weight of 468 pounds... The Immortal Legends Their opponents... Led to the ring by Jessica Carter, Sonia Sterling and James Vandenberg... At a total combined weight of 510 pounds... "Mr. Main Event" Alex Star and "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer They lock up. Alex Star whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Seth Rage takes Alex Star down with a back heel kick. Seth Rage punches Alex Star. Seth Rage chops Alex Star. Seth Rage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Seth Rage whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Seth Rage uses a leg lariat on Alex Star. Seth Rage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Seth Rage whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Alex Star hits Seth Rage with a kick. Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer hits Seth Rage with a DDT. Alex Star nails Seth Rage with a flying fistdrop. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Alex Star hits Seth Rage with a Russian legsweep. Alex Star uses the screwdriver on Seth Rage. The crowd is really behind Alex Star. Alex Star goes for a Hotshot, but Seth Rage counters it with a Thesz press. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Seth Rage executes a faceslam on Alex Star. Max - Seth Rage is taking it right to the World Champion, showing no fear at all! Seth Rage tags out to Ian Scott. Speed Racer enters the ring, but gets cut off. Ian Scott and Seth Rage whip Alex Star into the ropes. They hit Alex Star with a double elbowsmash. Seth Rage leaves the ring. Ian Scott hits Alex Star with a flying kick. Seth Rage enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer enters the ring and throws Seth Rage out of the ring. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Alex Star nails Ian Scott with a Hotshot. There are lots of chants for Alex Star. Alex Star tags out to Speed Racer. Speed Racer and Alex Star whip Ian Scott into the ropes. They attempt to hit Ian Scott with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Max - Ian Scott has this crowd going wild after leveling the MPR team! Alex Star leaves the ring. Ian Scott goes for a cobra clutch, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer kicks Ian Scott. The crowd is going crazy. Ian Scott kicks Speed Racer. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Ian Scott chops Speed Racer. Speed Racer kicks Ian Scott. Speed Racer has the crowd going wild. Speed Racer hits Ian Scott. Speed Racer has the crowd going wild. Ian Scott punches Speed Racer. The crowd erupts. Speed Racer punches Ian Scott. Speed Racer executes a dropkick on Ian Scott. Speed Racer hits Ian Scott with a dropkick. The crowd is behind Speed Racer all the way. Ian Scott hits Speed Racer with a leg lariat. The crowd erupts. Ian Scott yells "I Am Immortal!!!!". The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ian Scott. Ian Scott nails Speed Racer with a German suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Ian Scott executes a bulldog on Speed Racer. The crowd is giving Ian Scott a standing ovation. Ian Scott goes for a choke against the ropes, but Speed Racer blocks it. Alex Star enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage enters the ring and throws Alex Star out of the ring. Ian Scott and Seth Rage whip Speed Racer into the ropes. Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Speed Racer with a double faceslam. Seth Rage leaves the ring. Ian Scott uses a German suplex on Speed Racer. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Ian Scott complains about a slow count. Speed Racer nails Ian Scott with an inside cradle. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Max - Speed almost makes the rookie pay for wasting time argueing with the ref... Speed Racer tags out to Alex Star. Alex Star and Speed Racer whip Ian Scott into the ropes. They attempt to hit Ian Scott with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Ian Scott hits them with a double clothesline. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ian Scott. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Ian Scott goes for a headbutt, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star hits a flip on Ian Scott. Alex Star locks Ian Scott in the torture rack. Alex Star lets go after 16 seconds. Alex Star executes a flip on Ian Scott. Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer goes for a Russian legsweep, but Ian Scott counters it with an elbowsmash. Speed Racer rolls out of the ring. Ian Scott goes for an Asai moonsault, but Alex Star side-steps and Ian Scott only hits air. Alex Star is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is behind Alex Star all the way. Alex Star places Ian Scott on the turnbuckle. Alex Star executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Ian Scott. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Max - The champion has taken over and is giving Scott an education. Alex Star runs into the ropes. Ian Scott executes an enzuigiri to the face on Alex Star. The crowd is giving Ian Scott a standing ovation. Ian Scott leaves the ring. He returns with the Singapore cane. Seth Rage enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Ian Scott and Seth Rage whip Alex Star into the ropes. Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Alex Star with a double faceslam. Seth Rage leaves the ring. Ian Scott hits a German suplex on Alex Star. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Ian Scott hits him with the Singapore cane. Derek Aston throws the Singapore cane out of the ring. Ian Scott nails Alex Star with a reverse DDT. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Ian Scott executes a somersault legdrop on Alex Star. Max - Scott with a flurry of offense and Star is reeling! Ian Scott leaves the ring. He returns with a crutch. Ian Scott hits him with the crutch. Ian Scott tags out to Seth Rage. Seth Rage and Ian Scott hit Alex Star with a double faceslam. Ian Scott leaves the ring. Seth Rage takes Alex Star down with a Tombstone. The crowd is going crazy. Seth Rage hits him with a crutch. Seth Rage whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Alex Star misses with a shoulderblock. Seth Rage hits Alex Star with a clothesline. Seth Rage whips Alex Star into the turnbuckle. Seth Rage goes for a front slam, but Alex Star counters it with a roundhouse right. Alex Star executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Seth Rage. Alex Star runs into the ropes. Seth Rage hits Alex Star with a shoulderblock. Ian Scott enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage and Ian Scott whip Alex Star into the ropes. They attempt to hit Alex Star with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Ian Scott leaves the ring. Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Seth Rage ducks out of the way. Seth Rage hits him with a crutch. Seth Rage tags out to Ian Scott. Ian Scott and Seth Rage whip Alex Star into the ropes. They hit Alex Star with a double backdrop. Ian Scott and Seth Rage whip Alex Star into the ropes. Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Alex Star with a double faceslam. Seth Rage hits Alex Star with a front slam. Ian Scott uses a somersault legdrop on Alex Star. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage leaves the ring. Ian Scott goes for a mounted punch, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star tags out to Speed Racer. Speed Racer and Alex Star hit Ian Scott with a double Russian legsweep. Alex Star goes for a bulldog headlock, but Ian Scott throws him off. Alex Star rolls out of the ring. Ian Scott locks Speed Racer in a cobra clutch. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Ian Scott hits him with the crutch. Derek Aston throws the crutch out of the ring. Ian Scott locks Speed Racer in a surfboard. Speed Racer tries to escape the hold. Speed Racer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ian Scott lets go after 12 seconds. Speed Racer begs off. Ian Scott uses a spinning backbreaker on Speed Racer. Speed Racer begs off. Ian Scott throws Speed Racer out of the ring. Ian Scott goes through the ropes. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage hits Speed Racer with a flying fistdrop. Ian Scott hits Speed Racer with the Michinoku Driver. Ian Scott whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Ian Scott sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star grabs a chair. Alex Star sets up the chair. Alex Star hits Ian Scott with a Hotshot onto the chair. Max - Scott fell face first onto that chair and is now busted wide open! Speed Racer goes for a flying legdrop, but Ian Scott rolls out of the way. Ian Scott whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star comes over, but gets cut off. Seth Rage sets up the chair. Seth Rage hits a front slam onto the chair on Speed Racer. Ian Scott goes for a shooting star press, but Speed Racer counters it with a kneelift. Speed Racer goes for an implant DDT, but Ian Scott blocks it. Ian Scott knocks Speed Racer into the ringsteps. Ian Scott executes a back suplex on Speed Racer. Ian Scott hits Speed Racer with the Michinoku Driver. Ian Scott knocks Speed Racer into the ringpost. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star comes over and lays out Seth Rage. Alex Star sets up the chair. Alex Star goes for a DDT, but Ian Scott counters it with a low blow. Ian Scott hits a swinging neckbreaker on Speed Racer. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star comes over and lays out Seth Rage. Alex Star hits Ian Scott with a flying fistdrop. Speed Racer goes for a German suplex, but Ian Scott counters it with an elbowsmash. Seth Rage executes the Doctor Bomb on Speed Racer. Ian Scott hits a shooting star press on Speed Racer. Ian Scott sets up Speed Racer on the table. Ian Scott tries to drive Speed Racer through the table with an Asai moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. The crowd is behind Speed Racer all the way. Speed Racer whips Ian Scott into the guardrail. Speed Racer nails Ian Scott with a tiger bomb. Speed Racer nails Ian Scott with a clothesline from the top rope. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star takes Ian Scott down with the Running Forearm Smash. Speed Racer uses a German suplex on Ian Scott. Alex Star goes for a flying fistdrop, but Jamie Scott shoves him off the turnbuckle. The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation. Jamie Scott comes from behind and distracts Speed Racer. Max - Jamie Scott proving to be a troublesome annoyance for the MPR team of Speed and Star. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star comes over, but gets cut off. Seth Rage goes for a flying lariat, but James Vandenberg shoves him off the turnbuckle. Max - Vandenburg showing he can do the same just as easily... Seth Rage has the crowd going wild. Derek Aston threatens Speed Racer with disqualification. Speed Racer takes Ian Scott down with a clothesline from the top rope. Speed Racer nails Ian Scott with a snap suplex. Ian Scott is busted wide open. Speed Racer knocks Ian Scott into the ringsteps. Speed Racer sets up Ian Scott on the table. Speed Racer executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Speed Racer. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage uses a flying fistdrop on Speed Racer. Ian Scott goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Speed Racer blocks it. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage comes over and lays out Alex Star. Seth Rage takes Speed Racer down with a flying fistdrop. Ian Scott goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Speed Racer counters it with a small package. Alex Star goes for a DDT, but Ian Scott blocks it. Jamie Scott comes from behind, but Speed Racer nails Jamie Scott. Ian Scott is handed the Singapore cane. Ian Scott takes a swing at Speed Racer with the Singapore cane, but he gets out of the way. Speed Racer snatches the Singapore cane from him. Speed Racer hits him with the Singapore cane. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Speed Racer. Speed Racer goes for a cradle suplex, but Ian Scott turns in mid-air and lands on him. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Speed Racer with a double faceslam. Ian Scott hits Speed Racer with a headbutt. Ian Scott knocks Speed Racer into the ringsteps. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Speed Racer with a double faceslam. Alex Star comes over, but gets cut off. Seth Rage takes a running start and springs off the chair. Seth Rage goes for a lariat, but Speed Racer counters it with a crucifix. Speed Racer whips Ian Scott into the guardrail. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star uses the Running Forearm Smash on Ian Scott. Speed Racer goes for a German suplex, but Ian Scott counters it with a backward kick. Ian Scott uses a headbutt on Speed Racer. Ian Scott whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Ian Scott nails Speed Racer with a rabbit punch. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage executes a flying lariat on Speed Racer. Ian Scott executes a dragon suplex on Speed Racer. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Speed Racer with a double faceslam. Ian Scott is handed a metal baseball bat. Ian Scott hits him with the metal baseball bat. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Ian Scott hits a spinning backbreaker on Speed Racer. Ian Scott sets up a table. Ian Scott hits Speed Racer with an Asai moonsault. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star comes over and lays out Seth Rage. Alex Star uses a flying fistdrop on Ian Scott. Speed Racer takes Ian Scott down with a Victory Roll. Max - Beautiful move by Speed... They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star takes a running start and springs off the chair. Alex Star goes for a bulldog headlock, but Ian Scott counters it with a back suplex. Ian Scott whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Ian Scott knocks Speed Racer into the ringsteps. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star comes over and lays out Seth Rage. The crowd erupts. Speed Racer reenters the ring. Ian Scott follows him back in. Speed Racer hits Ian Scott. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Speed Racer. Ian Scott kicks Speed Racer. Ian Scott chops Speed Racer. The crowd is giving Ian Scott a standing ovation. Speed Racer chops Ian Scott. Speed Racer chops Ian Scott. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Speed Racer tags Alex Star. Alex Star and Speed Racer hit Ian Scott with the Icon Attack. Alex Star goes for the pin. The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Seth Rage makes the save. Max - Rage makes the save after Star and Speed did a move that really must have hurt... Ian Scott uses a rabbit punch on Alex Star. Ian Scott uses a Samoan Drop on Alex Star. Ian Scott is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Jessica Carter puts Alex Star's foot on the rope. Max - The champ was done for! Carter just saved his ass... Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Alex Star and Speed Racer whip Ian Scott into the ropes. They hit Ian Scott with a double backdrop. Seth Rage enters the ring, but gets cut off. Alex Star and Speed Racer whip Ian Scott into the ropes. Alex Star and Speed Racer hit Ian Scott with a double bulldog headlock. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Alex Star whips Ian Scott into the ropes, but Ian Scott reverses it. Alex Star hits Ian Scott with an elbow. Ian Scott spits blood in the opponent's eyes. Ian Scott hits a cradle suplex on Alex Star. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - The champion is being man handled...by a rookie! Ian Scott takes Alex Star down with a leg lariat. Ian Scott has the crowd going wild. Ian Scott takes Alex Star down with a spinning heel kick. Ian Scott gets a chokehold on Alex Star. Alex Star is inching his way towards the ropes. Alex Star summons one last burst of energy. Derek Aston tells Alex Star to respond or he'll stop the fight. Alex Star nods. Alex Star tries to escape the hold. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Ian Scott leaves the ring. He returns with a wooden chair. Ian Scott hits him with the wooden chair. The crowd is going crazy. Derek Aston throws the wooden chair out of the ring. Ian Scott nails Alex Star with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is going crazy. Ian Scott takes Alex Star down with a leg lariat. Ian Scott whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Alex Star hits Ian Scott with a clothesline. Ian Scott falls out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Alex Star sets up Ian Scott on the table. Alex Star tries to drive Ian Scott through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Ian Scott takes Alex Star down with a cradle suplex. Jessica Carter comes from behind, but Ian Scott nails Jessica Carter. Alex Star takes Ian Scott down with a Russian legsweep. Speed Racer comes over to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer executes a diamond cutter on Alex Star. Speed Racer hits Alex Star with a flying legdrop. Max - GOD DAMN!!!! Speed just nailed Star deliberately with two moves!!! Heh...serves the ego maniac right I suppose... Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Alex Star with a double faceslam. Speed Racer, Sonia Sterling and James Vandenberg leave the ringside area. Max - And their they go...Their leaving Star for the wolves.... Jessica Carter comes from behind and distracts Ian Scott. Alex Star sets up Ian Scott on the table. Alex Star tries to drive Ian Scott through the table with a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Alex Star with a double faceslam. Seth Rage nails Alex Star with a lariat. Ian Scott uses a splash from the second rope on Alex Star. Ian Scott goes for a choke bomb, but Alex Star blocks it. Seth Rage comes over, but gets cut off. Seth Rage hits a back heel kick on Alex Star. Ian Scott nails Alex Star with the Michinoku Driver. Ian Scott whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Ian Scott nails Alex Star with a Samoan Drop. Ian Scott yells "I Am Immortal!!!!". Ian Scott has the crowd going wild. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage grabs a chair. Seth Rage sets up the chair. Seth Rage hits Alex Star with a faceslam onto the chair. Max - Damn the champ is getting taken apart in there... Ian Scott uses a frog splash on Alex Star. Seth Rage goes for a choke slam, but Alex Star counters it with an elbowsmash. Alex Star uses a Russian legsweep on Ian Scott. Alex Star takes Ian Scott down with the screwdriver. Ian Scott has the crowd going wild. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage goes for a flying fistdrop, but Alex Star counters it with a fist to the midsection. Alex Star catches Ian Scott in the torture rack. Alex Star sets up Ian Scott on the table. Alex Star tries to drive Ian Scott through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Ian Scott whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Ian Scott takes Alex Star down with a double underhook suplex. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer comes over, but gets cut off. Seth Rage goes for a front slam, but Alex Star turns in mid-air and lands on him. Alex Star goes for the Starscream, but Ian Scott counters it with an eye poke. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ian Scott executes a dragon suplex on Alex Star. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Alex Star with a double faceslam. Ian Scott whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Ian Scott uses a flying shoulderblock on Alex Star. Seth Rage comes over to make it two-on-one. Ian Scott and Seth Rage hit Alex Star with a double faceslam. Seth Rage hits a back heel kick on Alex Star. Ian Scott uses a back suplex on Alex Star. Ian Scott is handed a motor cycle helmet. Ian Scott hits him with the motor cycle helmet. Ian Scott has the crowd going wild. Ian Scott whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Ian Scott throws Alex Star back into the ring. Ian Scott brings the the motor cycle helmet into the ring. Alex Star chops Ian Scott. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Alex Star punches Ian Scott. The crowd erupts. Alex Star punches Ian Scott. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Ian Scott hits Alex Star. The crowd is going crazy. Alex Star hits Ian Scott. Ian Scott kicks Alex Star. The crowd is going crazy. Alex Star kicks Ian Scott. The crowd erupts. Alex Star gets a stomach claw on Ian Scott. Ian Scott tries to escape the hold. Ian Scott breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Ian Scott hits him with the motor cycle helmet. The crowd is going crazy. Ian Scott gives the sign for the Immortality Factor. Ian Scott executes the Immortality Factor on Alex Star. Max - It_s over! The crowd is going crazy. Ian Scott goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ian Scott. The winners are The Immortal Legends. Time of match: 0:22:35 Max - And the Immortal Legends take the champ apart to claim yet another win...They have quickly become a force to be reckoned with in the tag division... But the alliance between Star and Speed seems to be on the outs for sure....Speed wasn_t taking kindly to the idea of not being tagged in at all... Well next is another member of MPR ,Amethyst, takes on Rose Morris... And I have word something is going on in the back... (Jenna Jameson is sitting in her locker room staring off into space when suddenly the door busts open and Emeraldas and Rose Morris run in huffing...) Jenna - Wow, you too look all tired and stuff... Emmy - Aliens! Their here Jenna! Rose - They are??? (Emmy stamps on Rose_s foot really, really hard...) Rose - OUCH! I mean...They are! Quick run for it! Jenna - Oh girls what should I do??? They are going to try and steal my brainwaves and I don_t even have my hat! Emmy - I hear the only safe place is the ring Jenna. Amethyst is there waiting for us! You go ahead, we_ll warn the others... (Jenna runs out while Emmy sits down with a smile on her face...Rose just looks confused...as always...) Rose - Like, why did we do that? Emmy - Because now SHE is on her way to fight Amethyst in your place...I got Speed to make the switch for me since we_re still good friends. Rose - WOW! Now I don_t have to get all bruised and stuff...I think this calls for a big hug! (Rose tackles Emmy to the ground as Emmy struggles and yells for Rose to get off her! We then see Alex D. and Shane-O-Mac in the doorway...) Shane - Yo, yo, yo, the M-A-R-K Payne wants to see us all.I think he wants to tell us how he is going to need us for when he beats Tennant up...Bam, Boom, BOOYAH! Alex - Yeah so let_s go girls. (Rose finally gets off Emmy and exits with the two guys...) Emmy - Why me? (Then picture cuts back to the announcers table.) Max - Well here comes Jenna and Paris...This match is gonna start folks... ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sonia Sterling and James Vandenberg... Hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 126 pounds... "The Millennium Woman" Amethyst Her opponent... Led to the ring by Mark Paris... Max - Paris is just shaking his head...Jenna is still yelling about aliens and crap... Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada... Weighing in at 104 pounds... "The Extreme Porn Star" Jenna Jameson Max - And Amethyst is wasting no time! She has begun this match Rose or no Rose! Amethyst uses a bridging back suplex on Jenna Jameson. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Amethyst licks her lips and smiles.. Amethyst seemingly enjoys the boos. Amethyst catches Jenna Jameson in the Liger Rack. Jenna Jameson is struggling to reach the ropes. Jenna Jameson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Amethyst runs into the ropes. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with an elbow. Amethyst licks her lips and smiles.. Amethyst is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Amethyst attempts to place Jenna Jameson on the turnbuckle, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Amethyst runs into the ropes. Amethyst goes for an ax kick, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson whips Amethyst into the ropes, but Amethyst reverses it. Amethyst misses with a kick. Jenna Jameson executes a high knee on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson "smiles" for the cameras. A portion of the crowd is booing Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson gets a clawhold on Amethyst. Amethyst reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds. Jenna Jameson uses a mounted punch on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson uses a low blow on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson hits Amethyst with the Porno-plex. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Jenna Jameson throws Amethyst out of the ring. Jenna Jameson goes through the ropes. Jenna Jameson whips Amethyst into the guardrail. Jenna Jameson is handed a branding iron. Jenna Jameson hits her with the branding iron. Maxm - Jenna is being driven by pure fear...She actually thinks aliens are coming...That_s hilarious on so many levels. A portion of the crowd is cheering Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson throws Amethyst back into the ring. Jenna Jameson brings the the branding iron into the ring. Amethyst punches Jenna Jameson. Amethyst seemingly enjoys the boos. Amethyst punches Jenna Jameson. Amethyst is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Amethyst goes for a flying cross body press, but Jenna Jameson rolls through with the move. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Jenna Jameson takes Amethyst down with a flying cross body press. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Jenna Jameson complains about a slow count. Jenna Jameson hits her with the branding iron. A portion of the crowd is cheering Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson takes Amethyst down with a fist to the midsection. Jenna Jameson "smiles" for the cameras. A portion of the crowd is booing Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson takes Amethyst down with a cradle DDT. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jenna Jameson executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson throws Amethyst out of the ring. Jenna Jameson jumps onto her with a baseball slide. A portion of the crowd is booing Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson hits Amethyst with flying headscissors. Mr. Bitter counts: 1. Jenna Jameson nails Amethyst with a diving shoulderblock. Jenna Jameson is handed the chain. Jenna Jameson hits her with the chain. Jenna Jameson acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Jenna Jameson executes a low blow on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson reenters the ring. Amethyst follows her back in. Jenna Jameson throws Amethyst out of the ring. Mr. Bitter counts: one, Amethyst reenters the ring. Jenna Jameson takes Amethyst down with a back fist. Jenna Jameson runs into the ropes. Jenna Jameson misses with a clothesline. Jenna Jameson misses with a clothesline. Amethyst gives her a double-axhandle chop, but Jenna Jameson doesn't budge. Amethyst goes for a rolling elbow smash, but Jenna Jameson side-steps and Amethyst only hits air. Jenna Jameson "smiles" for the cameras. Jenna Jameson is starting to get more cheers than boos. Jenna Jameson goes for a back fist, but Amethyst counters it with an armbreaker. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Amethyst. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with an ax kick. Amethyst goes for a running diamond cutter, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Jenna Jameson sets up the chair. Jenna Jameson hits a brain buster onto the chair on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Jenna Jameson runs into the ropes. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with a shoulderblock. Amethyst goes for a cradle piledriver, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson executes a cradle DDT on Amethyst. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Mr. Bitter removes the chair from the ring. Jenna Jameson hits Amethyst with a dropkick to the knee. Jenna Jameson hits a jumping DDT on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson locks Amethyst in the STF. Amethyst reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jenna Jameson hits Amethyst with a Hotshot. Jenna Jameson goes for a headlock takedown, but Amethyst counters it with a back suplex. Amethyst seemingly enjoys the boos. In turn, Jenna Jameson counters it with a go-behind. Jenna Jameson hits Amethyst with a back fist. Jenna Jameson goes for a brain buster, but Amethyst slides down her back. Amethyst hits a bridging back suplex on Jenna Jameson. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Amethyst whips Jenna Jameson into the ropes, but Jenna Jameson reverses it. Jenna Jameson hits Amethyst with a clothesline. Amethyst falls out of the ring. Jenna Jameson goes through the ropes. Jenna Jameson hits an eye gouge on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson sets up a table. Jenna Jameson throws Amethyst back into the ring. Jenna Jameson attempts to place Amethyst on the turnbuckle, but Amethyst blocks it. Amethyst nails Jenna Jameson with a crucifix power bomb. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Amethyst attempts to place Jenna Jameson on the turnbuckle, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Amethyst throws Jenna Jameson out of the ring. Mr. Bitter counts: one, two, three, four, five, Jenna Jameson reenters the ring. Amethyst chops Jenna Jameson. Amethyst kicks Jenna Jameson. Amethyst uses a Yakuza kick on Jenna Jameson. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with the Double Power Bomb. Amethyst doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting. Amethyst takes Jenna Jameson down with an ax kick. Jenna Jameson begs off. Amethyst goes for a snap suplex, but Jenna Jameson counters it with a small package. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Jenna Jameson whips Amethyst into the ropes. Jenna Jameson hits a Hotshot on Amethyst. The cheers for Jenna Jameson are drowning out the boos. Jenna Jameson "smiles" for the cameras. The cheers for Jenna Jameson are drowning out the boos. Jenna Jameson executes the Orgasmic Moonsault on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Sonia Sterling distracts Mr. Bitter. Max - Jenna is really fighting like it_s her last match...and she thinks it is...Heh... Jenna Jameson whips Amethyst into the ropes. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with an elbow. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Amethyst licks her lips and smiles.. Amethyst doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting. Amethyst goes for the Oriental Spike, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson whips Amethyst into the ropes, but Amethyst reverses it. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with a kick. Amethyst uses the Double Power Bomb on Jenna Jameson. The boos are resurfacing again. Amethyst runs into the ropes. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with a kick. Amethyst goes for a European uppercut, but Jenna Jameson counters it with a backslide. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, James Vandenberg distracts Mr. Bitter. Max - Amethyst_s managers are trying everything to stop Jenna from winning this match... Jenna Jameson hits Amethyst with a diving shoulderblock. The cheers for Jenna Jameson are drowning out the boos. Jenna Jameson goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Sonia Sterling shoves her off the turnbuckle. Max - See what I mean? Jenna Jameson doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting. Amethyst uses a double-axhandle chop on Jenna Jameson. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Jenna Jameson begs off. Amethyst hits a bulldog headlock on Jenna Jameson. Amethyst goes for a rolling elbow smash, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson whips Amethyst into the ropes, but Amethyst reverses it. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with a shoulderblock. Amethyst takes Jenna Jameson down with the Double Power Bomb. The cheers for Amethyst are drowning out the boos. Amethyst takes Jenna Jameson down with a scissor kick. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Amethyst. Amethyst runs into the ropes. Jenna Jameson misses with a kick. Amethyst nails Jenna Jameson with a Yakuza kick. Amethyst nails Jenna Jameson with an eye gouge. Amethyst nails Jenna Jameson with a thumb to the throat. Jenna Jameson begs off. Amethyst uses a scissor kick on Jenna Jameson. The boos are resurfacing again. Amethyst hits a fistdrop on Jenna Jameson. Amethyst licks her lips and smiles.. The crowd is wildly cheering Amethyst with only a few scattered boos audible. Jenna Jameson begs off. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with a scissor kick. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Amethyst whips Jenna Jameson into the ropes. Jenna Jameson misses with a kick. Amethyst hits Jenna Jameson with a shoulderblock. Amethyst goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson whips Amethyst into the turnbuckle. Jenna Jameson charges into the corner, but Amethyst moves out of the way. Amethyst goes for a cradle piledriver, but Jenna Jameson blocks it. Jenna Jameson nails Amethyst with a slingshot facebuster. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Jenna Jameson goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Amethyst side-steps and Jenna Jameson only hits air. Amethyst runs into the ropes. Jenna Jameson nails Amethyst with a dropkick to the knee. Jenna Jameson hits Amethyst. The crowd is wildly cheering Jenna Jameson with only a few scattered boos audible. Jenna Jameson punches Amethyst. The crowd is wildly cheering Jenna Jameson with only a few scattered boos audible. Amethyst chops Jenna Jameson. Jenna Jameson punches Amethyst. The crowd is wildly cheering Jenna Jameson with only a few scattered boos audible. Jenna Jameson hits Amethyst. Jenna Jameson doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting. Jenna Jameson throws Amethyst out of the ring. Jenna Jameson goes through the ropes. Jenna Jameson whips Amethyst into the guardrail. Jenna Jameson uses a brain buster on Amethyst. Mr. Bitter counts: 1. Jenna Jameson takes Amethyst down with a flying cross body press. Jenna Jameson hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Amethyst. Mr. Bitter counts: 2. Jenna Jameson reenters the ring. Amethyst follows her back in. Jenna Jameson goes for the Orgasmic Moonsault, but Sonia Sterling shoves her off the turnbuckle. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mr. Bitter threatens Amethyst with disqualification. Amethyst goes for a dropkick, but Jenna Jameson side-steps and Amethyst only hits air. Jenna Jameson executes the Orgasmic Moonsault on Amethyst. Jenna Jameson goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. Jenna Jameson doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting. The winner is Jenna Jameson. Time of match: 0:13:46 Max - Jenna has won...and she_s off to the races...I_ve never seen anyone one that fast in my time...Paris is struggling to keep up with her. My hats off to Emmy...She actually did get Rose out of that match. But I don_t mind...This was MUCH more entertaining to watch. Well next we have Ian Scott in singles action...He is set to take on the silent mutie fluke of a world champion, Skull Ganz.... Ian Scott has been in action already and has to be tired...It will be a big challenge to defeat the much bigger Ganz... Let_s get to the ring... ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jamie Scott... Fighting out of Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 232 pounds... "Immortal" Ian Scott His opponent... Fighting out of Chicago, Ill... Weighing in at 328 pounds... "The Animal" Skull Ganz Ian Scott attacks Skull Ganz before the bell. Ian Scott nails Skull Ganz with an enzuigiri to the face. Ian Scott goes for a shooting star press, but Skull Ganz counters it with a kneelift. Skull Ganz places Ian Scott on the turnbuckle. Skull Ganz executes a top-rope inverted DDT on Ian Scott. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Skull Ganz goes for a backbreaker, but Ian Scott blocks it. Ian Scott kicks Skull Ganz. Ian Scott punches Skull Ganz. The crowd is behind Ian Scott all the way. Skull Ganz chops Ian Scott. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz kicks Ian Scott. A fan at ringside badmouths Skull Ganz. Ian Scott chops Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz punches Ian Scott. Skull Ganz throws Ian Scott out of the ring. Skull Ganz goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ken Goad counts: 1. Jamie Scott comes from behind, but Skull Ganz nails Jamie Scott. Ken Goad counts: 2. Ken Goad counts: 3. Ian Scott executes the Immortality Factor on Skull Ganz on the concrete floor. Skull Ganz is out cold. Max - Ouch...That had to hurt... Ian Scott whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Ian Scott nails Skull Ganz with a Samoan Drop. Ken Goad counts: 4. Ken Goad counts: 5. Ian Scott whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Ian Scott throws Skull Ganz back into the ring. Ian Scott uses a rabbit punch on Skull Ganz. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz with a springboard bulldog. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Ian Scott executes a 450 splash on Skull Ganz. Ken Goad counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Skull Ganz hits Ian Scott with a piledriver. Skull Ganz whips Ian Scott into the ropes. Skull Ganz hits Ian Scott with a shoulderblock. Skull Ganz takes Ian Scott down with a flying fistdrop. Skull Ganz yells " Get to your feet punk". Skull Ganz is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. He returns with a bullrope. Skull Ganz takes a swing at Ian Scott with the bullrope, but he gets out of the way. Ian Scott snatches the bullrope from him. Ian Scott hits him with the bullrope. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ian Scott. Skull Ganz is busted wide open. Ian Scott executes a flying shoulderblock on Skull Ganz. The crowd is giving Ian Scott a standing ovation. Ian Scott goes for a leg lariat, but Skull Ganz ducks out of the way. Skull Ganz hits him with the bullrope. Ian Scott is busted wide open. Ken Goad throws the bullrope out of the ring. Skull Ganz nails Ian Scott with a low blow. Skull Ganz uses a Northern Lights bomb on Ian Scott. Skull Ganz further incites the crowd. Skull Ganz goes for Combantion of Punches to the midsection, but Ian Scott blocks it. Ian Scott goes for a faceslam, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz nails Ian Scott with a short lariat. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Skull Ganz goes for a full nelson, but Ian Scott counters it with a reverse cradle. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Ian Scott punches Skull Ganz. Ian Scott chops Skull Ganz. The crowd is giving Ian Scott a standing ovation. Skull Ganz punches Ian Scott. Skull Ganz is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Skull Ganz kicks Ian Scott. Skull Ganz takes Ian Scott down with a back elbow. Skull Ganz hits Ian Scott with a Tombstone. Skull Ganz places Ian Scott on the turnbuckle. Skull Ganz goes for the Top Rope Powerslam, but Ian Scott counters it with a low blow. Max - Great scientific counter from Scot... Ian Scott uses a flying kick on Skull Ganz. The crowd erupts. Ian Scott executes a leg lariat on Skull Ganz. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ian Scott. Ian Scott runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz executes a jumping clothesline on Ian Scott. Skull Ganz further incites the crowd. Skull Ganz executes an Exploder suplex on Ian Scott. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz catches Ian Scott in a choke sleeper. Ian Scott reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Skull Ganz goes for a choke sleeper, but Ian Scott blocks it. Ian Scott punches Skull Ganz. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ian Scott. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ian Scott. Ian Scott hits a springboard bulldog on Skull Ganz. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Ian Scott goes for a cobra clutch, but Skull Ganz counters it with an armdrag takedown. Skull Ganz takes Ian Scott down with a Northern Lights bomb. Skull Ganz further incites the crowd. Skull Ganz nails Ian Scott with a running powerslam. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Skull Ganz goes for a back elbow, but Ian Scott ducks out of the way. Ian Scott takes Skull Ganz down with a springboard bulldog. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz with an enzuigiri to the face. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Ian Scott uses a cradle piledriver on Skull Ganz. Ian Scott gives him a Samoan Drop, but Skull Ganz doesn't even care. Ian Scott nails Skull Ganz with a flying Tomahawk. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz with a frog splash. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz with a reverse DDT. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Ian Scott gives the sign for the Immortality Factor. Ian Scott executes the Immortality Factor on Skull Ganz. Ian Scott goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Max - Close call for Ganz...Scott may be close to winning this. Ian Scott goes for a springboard bulldog, but Skull Ganz side-steps and Ian Scott only hits air. Skull Ganz is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Skull Ganz executes a short lariat on Ian Scott. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Skull Ganz whips Ian Scott into the ropes, but Ian Scott reverses it. Jamie Scott trips Skull Ganz. Ian Scott nails Skull Ganz with a dragon suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ian Scott goes for a Samoan Drop, but Skull Ganz counters it with an elbowsmash. Skull Ganz attempts to place Ian Scott on the turnbuckle, but Ian Scott blocks it. Skull Ganz hits Ian Scott with a backdrop driver. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Skull Ganz places Ian Scott on the turnbuckle. Skull Ganz executes the Top Rope Powerslam on Ian Scott. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Skull Ganz goes for an Exploder suplex, but Ian Scott counters it with an elbowsmash. Ian Scott chops Skull Ganz. The crowd erupts. Ian Scott punches Skull Ganz. Ian Scott goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Skull Ganz counters it with a side suplex. In turn, Ian Scott counters it with spinning headscissors. Ian Scott nails Skull Ganz with a 450 splash. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Ian Scott goes for a dragon suplex, but Skull Ganz counters it with a jawbreaker. Skull Ganz yells " Get to your feet punk". Skull Ganz further incites the crowd. Ian Scott spits blood in the opponent's eyes. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ian Scott. He goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ian Scott whips Skull Ganz into the turnbuckle, but Skull Ganz reverses it. Skull Ganz goes for a running powerslam, but Ian Scott slides down his back. Ian Scott uses a crotch slam on Skull Ganz. Ian Scott executes a cradle suplex on Skull Ganz. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ian Scott takes Skull Ganz down with a cradle suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ian Scott uses a 450 splash on Skull Ganz. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Skull Ganz is bleeding like hell. Ian Scott goes for a leg lariat, but Skull Ganz ducks out of the way. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz hits Ian Scott with a shoulderblock. Skull Ganz places Ian Scott on the turnbuckle. Skull Ganz takes Ian Scott down with a belly-to-back superplex. Skull Ganz is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Skull Ganz uses a running power bomb on Ian Scott. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Skull Ganz places Ian Scott on the turnbuckle. Skull Ganz takes Ian Scott down with a top-rope inverted DDT. Skull Ganz is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Skull Ganz hits Ian Scott with a shoulder lift into a flapjack. Skull Ganz is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Ian Scott spits blood in the opponent's eyes. There are lots of chants for Ian Scott. He goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Ian Scott puts Skull Ganz in a chokehold. Skull Ganz is struggling to reach the ropes. Ian Scott lets go after 17 seconds. Ian Scott hits a flying kick on Skull Ganz. Ian Scott has the crowd going wild. Ian Scott executes the Immortality Factor on Skull Ganz. Ian Scott goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Skull Ganz is bleeding profusely. Ian Scott goes for a Samoan Drop, but Skull Ganz counters it with an elbowsmash. Skull Ganz goes for Combantion of Punches to the midsection, but Ian Scott blocks it. Ian Scott executes an enzuigiri to the face on Skull Ganz. Ian Scott goes for a bulldog, but Skull Ganz counters it with a back suplex. Skull Ganz whips Ian Scott into the ropes. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz with an elbow. Ian Scott yells "I Am Immortal!!!!". Max - HIGHLANDER! Ian Scott has the crowd going wild. Ian Scott executes an enzuigiri to the face on Skull Ganz. Ian Scott runs into the ropes. Ian Scott misses with a clothesline. Skull Ganz goes for a spinebuster bomb, but Ian Scott counters it with a small package. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ian Scott hits a flying shoulderblock on Skull Ganz. Ian Scott has the crowd going wild. Ian Scott goes for an elbow submission, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz hits Ian Scott. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Skull Ganz chops Ian Scott. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Ian Scott chops Skull Ganz. The crowd is going crazy. Skull Ganz chops Ian Scott. Skull Ganz is being booed out of the building. Ian Scott chops Skull Ganz. The crowd is behind Ian Scott all the way. Ian Scott chops Skull Ganz. Ian Scott kicks Skull Ganz. Ian Scott has the crowd going wild. Ian Scott gives him a cradle suplex, but Skull Ganz doesn't budge. Ian Scott takes Skull Ganz down with a reverse DDT. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ian Scott whips Skull Ganz into the ropes. Skull Ganz nails Ian Scott with a short lariat. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Skull Ganz attempts to place Ian Scott on the turnbuckle, but Ian Scott blocks it. Skull Ganz hits Ian Scott. Skull Ganz chops Ian Scott. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Skull Ganz chops Ian Scott. Skull Ganz hits a fisherman buster on Ian Scott. Skull Ganz is being booed out of the building. Ian Scott is bleeding like a faucet. Skull Ganz places Ian Scott on the turnbuckle. Skull Ganz nails Ian Scott with a top-rope inverted DDT. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz hits Ian Scott with a clothesline. Ian Scott falls out of the ring. Ken Goad counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Ian Scott reenters the ring. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz with an elbow. Skull Ganz is bleeding like a faucet. Ian Scott catches Skull Ganz in a chokehold. Skull Ganz breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Skull Ganz locks Ian Scott in a choke lift. Ian Scott reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Skull Ganz whips Ian Scott into the ropes, but Ian Scott reverses it. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz with a shoulderblock. Ian Scott uses a splash from the second rope on Skull Ganz. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Ian Scott executes a cradle suplex on Skull Ganz. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Alex Star comes down to ringside. Max - The midcard feuding champion has arrived...Our hero... Ian Scott takes a swing at Skull Ganz with the toilet seat, but he gets out of the way. Skull Ganz snatches the toilet seat from him. Skull Ganz hits him with the toilet seat. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Skull Ganz whips Ian Scott into the ropes, but Ian Scott reverses it. Ian Scott hits Skull Ganz with a kick. Ian Scott goes for a somersault legdrop, but Alex Star shoves him off the turnbuckle. Max - Wow he_s trying to cost Scott the match... Skull Ganz catches Ian Scott in the torture rack. Ian Scott summons one last burst of energy. Ian Scott submits after 12 seconds. Max - and succeds... The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The winner is Skull Ganz. Time of match: 0:17:14 Max - Well our World Champion has cost Ian Scott a match... Right...That is just wrong...I mean... Ahhh screw it, Scott will be pissed but he has to learn that things aren_t always fair... Oh wait we have something in the back again... *Steel and Payne are found outside the arena. Both men's faces are completely covered in blood* (Steel bashes Payne in the head with a trash can. This knocks Payne to the ground. Steel then starts to kick him in the back repeatidly. Officials come out to where they are and try to break it up again. Brad starts to take out the officials. MarkPayne rises to his feet to attack them as well...but after they rid them, Payne nails Steel with a low blow so vicious..you can visibly see Steel's face turn blue through his mask of crimson blood. Payne whips Steel into a nearby car. Al.l of a sudden...the transmisson gets fuzzy...then cuts out.....) Max - Mark Payne is kicking Brad Steel_s ass for some reason...Ho-Hum...I think he is just angry for some reason. Holy and Steel in one night...Makes no sense... To the next match we go...Bad Dreams takes on Smooth Operator...I feel so blessed... ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by The Dream Coach... From parts unknown... Weighing in at 258 pounds... Bad Dreams His opponent... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois... Weighing in at 311 pounds... "Smooth Daddy" Smooth Operator Max - "Smooth Daddy"...I will restrain myself...Won_t make fun... They lock up. Bad Dreams punches Smooth Operator. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams hits Smooth Operator. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams uses a Frankensteiner on Smooth Operator. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams goes for a flying forearm, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Smooth Operator chops Bad Dreams. The crowd is cheering on Smooth Operator. Bad Dreams punches Smooth Operator. The crowd is really behind Bad Dreams. Smooth Operator hits Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams punches Smooth Operator. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams hits Smooth Operator with flying headscissors. Bad Dreams whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Smooth Operator with an elbow. Bad Dreams hits a flying elbowdrop on Smooth Operator. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Bad Dreams nails Smooth Operator with a monkey flip. Bad Dreams goes for a flying forearm, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator uses an eye gouge on Bad Dreams. Smooth Operator nails Bad Dreams with an eye gouge. Smooth Operator punches Bad Dreams. Smooth Operator punches Bad Dreams. The crowd is cheering on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Smooth Operator. Bad Dreams whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Bad Dreams with a kick. Smooth Operator Raises his hand. Smooth Operator is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Smooth Operator whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline. Smooth Operator takes Bad Dreams down with a lariat. Smooth Operator places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator executes a top-rope power bomb on Bad Dreams. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Max - That was pretty cool. Bad Dreams folded like an accordian... Smooth Operator executes a fisherman suplex on Bad Dreams. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator goes for a lariat, but Bad Dreams counters it with a crucifix. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams goes for a Frankensteiner, but Smooth Operator counters it with a power bomb. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator takes Bad Dreams down with a fisherman suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Smooth Operator hits a cradle DDT on Bad Dreams. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams reverses it. Bad Dreams runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Smooth Operator moves out of the way. Smooth Operator goes for a cradle DDT, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams executes an elbowsmash on Smooth Operator. Bad Dreams uses a power bomb on Smooth Operator. Bad Dreams hits a running power bomb on Smooth Operator. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Max - Two powerbombs in a row and Smoothie finds the strength to kick out. Bad Dreams complains about a slow count. Bad Dreams nails Smooth Operator with neck-scissors. Bad Dreams nails Smooth Operator with a legsweep faceslam. Bad Dreams is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. Bad Dreams hits flying headscissors on Smooth Operator. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Smooth Operator. Bad Dreams whips Smooth Operator into the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Smooth Operator moves out of the way. Smooth Operator hits a clothesline on Bad Dreams. Smooth Operator uses a cradle DDT on Bad Dreams. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. The Dream Coach trips Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator hits Bad Dreams with a clothesline. Smooth Operator uses a cradle DDT on Bad Dreams. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams throws Smooth Operator off the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams takes Smooth Operator down with a flying forearm. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Bad Dreams whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Bad Dreams hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Bad Dreams uses a forearm to the back on Smooth Operator. Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Smooth Operator. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Bad Dreams goes for a Frankensteiner, but Smooth Operator counters it with a tiger driver. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Bad Dreams lifts his knee. Bad Dreams executes a monkey flip on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator charges in with a clothesline. Smooth Operator hits Bad Dreams with a flapjack. Smooth Operator hits a fisherman suplex on Bad Dreams. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator complains about a slow count. Bad Dreams hits Smooth Operator with an inside cradle. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it. Smooth Operator hits Bad Dreams with an elbow. Smooth Operator catches Bad Dreams in a kneelock submission. Bad Dreams is struggling to reach the ropes. Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds. Bad Dreams whips Smooth Operator into the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Smooth Operator lifts his knee. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams misses with a shoulderblock. Bad Dreams misses with an elbow. Smooth Operator nails Bad Dreams with a backspin DDT. The crowd is starting to get behind Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator goes for a backspin DDT, but Bad Dreams counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Bad Dreams goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Smooth Operator counters it with a faceslam. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Smooth Operator nails Bad Dreams with a flapjack. Smooth Operator hits Bad Dreams with a piledriver. Smooth Operator Raises his hand. The crowd is starting to get behind Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator executes a series of headbutts to the head on Bad Dreams. A small "Smooth Operator" chant is being started. Smooth Operator gives the sign for the Smooth Operation. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams is inching his way towards the ropes. Bad Dreams is barely hanging in there. Ken Goad asks Bad Dreams if he's still there. Bad Dreams nods. Bad Dreams breaks the hold after 35 seconds. Max - I_m surprised Bad Dreams got out of that... Smooth Operator throws Bad Dreams out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator knocks Bad Dreams into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator executes a backspin DDT on Bad Dreams. Smooth Operator throws Bad Dreams back into the ring. Smooth Operator locks Bad Dreams in a front facelock. Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Smooth Operator executes a backspin DDT on Bad Dreams. The crowd is really behind Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator executes a flying clothesline on Bad Dreams. Smooth Operator goes for a running powerslam, but Bad Dreams slides down his back. Bad Dreams catches Smooth Operator in an armlock hammerlock submission. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. Smooth Operator breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Smooth Operator goes for a Vader attack, but Bad Dreams counters it with a fist to the midsection. Bad Dreams takes Smooth Operator down with a monkey flip. Bad Dreams attempts to place Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Bad Dreams attempts to place Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Bad Dreams executes a backspin DDT on Smooth Operator. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams attempts to place Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Bad Dreams takes Smooth Operator down with a leg lariat. Bad Dreams takes Smooth Operator down with a dragon suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Ken Goad counts: One, Bad Dreams lifts a shoulder, two, kickout. Bad Dreams complains about a slow count. Bad Dreams goes for a backspin DDT, but Smooth Operator blocks it. The Dream Coach throws Bad Dreams the clipboard, but Smooth Operator intercepts it. Smooth Operator hits Bad Dreams with it and goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going crazy. The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:12:06 Max - Big mistake by the Coach and Smoothie takes advantage and gets a good win over a very tough competitior in Bad Dreams. The Nightmare Express is a great team of young guys...But they need some name help... Up next is a special two on on cage match...Deacon King and RBH will be taking on Mr. Take... I_ll tell you I don_t like Take_s chances here...But screw him, he attacked me and I want to see him take a beating. Let_s go to the ring... ~~~~~ This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-2-on-1 handicap match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sylvia Myers and "Bullet" Bob Smith... At a total combined weight of 529 pounds... Silent Revolution Their opponent... Led to the ring by Angel... Hailing from Seattle, WA.... Weighing in at 281 pounds... Mr. Take They lock up. Righteous Bounty Hunter locks Mr. Take in a nerve hold. Mr. Take is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mr. Take breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Mr. Take hits a roll up on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. Mr. Take goes for a full nelson slam, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a backward kick. Righteous Bounty Hunter punches Mr. Take. Mr. Take kicks Righteous Bounty Hunter. Mr. Take is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mr. Take kicks Righteous Bounty Hunter. The crowd is cheering on Mr. Take. Mr. Take takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a roll up. Mr. Take nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a Soviet suplex. Mr. Take begins to hack up blood. Mr. Take is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mr. Take runs into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Mr. Take down with a clothesline. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Deacon King. Deacon King nails Mr. Take with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker. Deacon King gives him a corkscrew elbowdrop, but Mr. Take only stares at him. Deacon King goes for the torture rack, but Mr. Take counters it with a facerake. Mr. Take kicks Deacon King. Mr. Take is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mr. Take kicks Deacon King. Deacon King punches Mr. Take. Deacon King seemingly enjoys the boos. Mr. Take punches Deacon King. There are lots of chants for Mr. Take. Mr. Take executes an inverted power bomb on Deacon King. Mr. Take goes for a Boston crab, but Deacon King blocks it. Deacon King punches Mr. Take. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Deacon King. Deacon King kicks Mr. Take. Deacon King tags out to Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a backbreaker, but Mr. Take blocks it. Mr. Take punches Righteous Bounty Hunter. The crowd is going crazy. Mr. Take punches Righteous Bounty Hunter. The crowd is going crazy. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Mr. Take. Righteous Bounty Hunter further incites the crowd. Mr. Take kicks Righteous Bounty Hunter. Mr. Take has the crowd going wild. Mr. Take nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with the Running Forearm Smash. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Take complains about a slow count. Mr. Take goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with an armbar submission. Mr. Take reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for the Discus Punch, but Mr. Take blocks it. Mr. Take goes for a dragon suplex, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter leaves the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Mr. Take into the turnbuckle, but Mr. Take reverses it. Mr. Take catches Righteous Bounty Hunter totally by surprise. Mr. Take executes the LifeTaker on Righteous Bounty Hunter. James Adams counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Max - RBH with the BIG kickout...Take is really holding his own...damnit... Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Deacon King. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes a gutwrench suplex on Mr. Take. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Deacon King uses a shooting star press on Mr. Take. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Righteous Bounty Hunter leaves the ring. Deacon King goes for an abdominal stretch, but Mr. Take counters it with an elbowsmash. Mr. Take executes an inverted power bomb on Deacon King. The crowd is behind Mr. Take all the way. Mr. Take nails Deacon King with a tiger driver. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. Take hits a faceslam on Deacon King. Mr. Take begins to hack up blood. The crowd is behind Mr. Take all the way. Mr. Take takes Deacon King down with a tiger driver. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Mr. Take uses a kick to the midsection on Deacon King. Mr. Take goes for a European uppercut, but Deacon King blocks it. Deacon King tags out to Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Deacon King whip Mr. Take into the ropes. They hit Mr. Take with a double kick to the midsection. Deacon King leaves the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Mr. Take with a series of punches to the stomach. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a Tombstone, but Mr. Take blocks it. Mr. Take uses a superkick on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Mr. Take attempts to place Righteous Bounty Hunter on the turnbuckle, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Mr. Take grinds Righteous Bounty Hunter's face across the cage. Mr. Take hits a DDT on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Mr. Take takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a European uppercut. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a piledriver, but Mr. Take counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. Mr. Take nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a sidewalk slam. "Bullet" Bob Smith tries to interfere, but Angel prevents him from doing so. Mr. Take hits a tiger driver on Righteous Bounty Hunter. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. Mr. Take puts Righteous Bounty Hunter in a half Boston. Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to escape the hold. Righteous Bounty Hunter is struggling to reach the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter is valiantly trying to break the hold. Righteous Bounty Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Mr. Take goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a DDT. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Mr. Take with the Russian Sickle. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a kick to the head, but Mr. Take blocks it. Mr. Take punches Righteous Bounty Hunter. The chants for Mr. Take are deafening. Mr. Take kicks Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter chops Mr. Take. Righteous Bounty Hunter is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Deacon King. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a back heel kick, but Mr. Take counters it with a cradle suplex. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Take executes a dragon suplex on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. James Adams counts: One, Mr. Take lifts a shoulder, two, kickout. Righteous Bounty Hunter leaves the ring. Mr. Take locks Righteous Bounty Hunter in a scorpion deathlock. Righteous Bounty Hunter is struggling to reach the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Mr. Take goes for a Boston crab, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Mr. Take down with a superkick. Mr. Take goes for a Western lariat, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Numerous fans are using Righteous Bounty Hunter for target practice. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a clothesline on Mr. Take. Righteous Bounty Hunter is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Righteous Bounty Hunter runs his thumb across his throat. Numerous fans are using Righteous Bounty Hunter for target practice. Deacon King enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Deacon King whip Mr. Take into the ropes. They attempt to hit Mr. Take with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Deacon King leaves the ring. Mr. Take executes an inverted power bomb on Righteous Bounty Hunter. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mr. Take goes for a half Boston, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter punches Mr. Take. Numerous fans are using Righteous Bounty Hunter for target practice. Mr. Take chops Righteous Bounty Hunter. The crowd erupts. Righteous Bounty Hunter kicks Mr. Take. Righteous Bounty Hunter chops Mr. Take. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a back suplex, but Mr. Take flips over. Mr. Take goes for a faceslam, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Deacon King enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Deacon King hit Mr. Take with a double bulldog headlock. Deacon King hits a jumping side kick on Mr. Take. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Mr. Take with a back suplex. Deacon King leaves the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Mr. Take into the turnbuckle, but Mr. Take reverses it. Mr. Take goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits a gutbuster on Mr. Take. Righteous Bounty Hunter attempts to place Mr. Take on the turnbuckle, but Mr. Take blocks it. Deacon King enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Deacon King executes a jumping side kick on Mr. Take. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a back suplex, but Mr. Take blocks it. Deacon King leaves the ring. Mr. Take uses a kick to the midsection on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. Mr. Take goes for a spinebuster slam, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a lariat. Numerous fans are using Righteous Bounty Hunter for target practice. Righteous Bounty Hunter is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Mr. Take down with a waistlock suplex. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a diamond cutter on Mr. Take. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a series of punches to the stomach on Mr. Take. Righteous Bounty Hunter is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, shoulder up. Righteous Bounty Hunter attempts to place Mr. Take on the turnbuckle, but Mr. Take blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Deacon King. Deacon King goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mr. Take counters it with a dragon screw. Mr. Take chops Deacon King. The crowd is giving Mr. Take a standing ovation. Mr. Take kicks Deacon King. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Take. Mr. Take uses the Stinger Splash on Deacon King. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mr. Take executes an inverted power bomb on Deacon King. Mr. Take goes for a kick to the midsection, but Deacon King blocks it. Deacon King kicks Mr. Take. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Deacon King. Mr. Take chops Deacon King. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mr. Take hits Deacon King. The crowd is giving Mr. Take a standing ovation. Mr. Take runs into the ropes. Mr. Take nails Deacon King with a Yakuza kick. The crowd erupts. Mr. Take uses a savate kick on Deacon King. Mr. Take uses a fisherman suplex on Deacon King. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. Take executes the Stinger Splash on Deacon King. The crowd erupts. Mr. Take hits Deacon King with the Stinger Splash. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mr. Take. Mr. Take executes the Running Forearm Smash on Deacon King. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Mr. Take hits Deacon King with a fisherman suplex. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Take uses a tiger driver on Deacon King. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Take catches Deacon King in the STF. Deacon King reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mr. Take grinds Deacon King's face across the cage. Deacon King is busted wide open. Mr. Take goes for a European uppercut, but Deacon King counters it with a backslide. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Righteous Bounty Hunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a Tombstone, but Mr. Take reverses it. In turn, Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with an elbowsmash. Righteous Bounty Hunter leaves the ring. Deacon King hits Mr. Take with a tornado DDT. The cheers for Deacon King are drowning out the boos. Deacon King goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Mr. Take counters it with a sunset flip. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. Take attempts to place Deacon King on the turnbuckle, but Deacon King blocks it. Mr. Take takes Deacon King down with a tiger driver. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Mr. Take uses a sidewalk slam on Deacon King. Mr. Take goes for an atomic drop, but Deacon King counters it with a bulldog. Deacon King is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Deacon King tags out to Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Mr. Take. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Righteous Bounty Hunter gives him a superkick, but Mr. Take only stares at him. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Mr. Take with a piledriver. Deacon King enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Deacon King hits a clothesline on Mr. Take. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits a waistlock suplex on Mr. Take. James Adams counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Deacon King leaves the ring. Mr. Take nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a roll up. Mr. Take executes the Stinger Splash on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Mr. Take uses a bridging back suplex on Righteous Bounty Hunter. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deacon King is bleeding like hell. Mr. Take attempts to place Righteous Bounty Hunter on the turnbuckle, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Mr. Take uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Mr. Take goes for a choke slam, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Mr. Take with a Gorilla Press. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Mr. Take into the ropes. Mr. Take takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a clothesline. Mr. Take whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Mr. Take with a back heel kick. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Mr. Take with a fallaway slam. Righteous Bounty Hunter further incites the crowd. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Mr. Take into the turnbuckle. Righteous Bounty Hunter runs shoulder-first into the corner. Mr. Take uses a Vader attack on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Mr. Take places Righteous Bounty Hunter on the turnbuckle. Mr. Take takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with the 2nd-rope spine buster. The crowd is giving Mr. Take a standing ovation. Mr. Take executes the LifeTaker on Righteous Bounty Hunter. James Adams counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Mr. Take a standing ovation. The winner is Mr. Take. Time of match: 0:16:31 Max - My God...He actually beat them...King is livid...and He is staring Take down...Take is leaving and laughs to himself... King is helping RBH but this is FAR from over...King wants blood and so does RBH... Well it_s time for more Lethal Lottery matches! We have some very interesting teams going at it here... And some very big names will be in these matches as well...Let_s go to the ring LETHAL LOTTERY, ROUND 1, SECTION 2 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel defeated Gris Lee and Deacon King when Fleshcrawl made Gris submit to the torture rack in 0:04:55. Rating: * 1/2 Max - King never even got tagged in...Gris took a very bad beating at the returning Fleshcrawl and that was all she wrote...Steel advances as well, and looks surprisingly good after brawling with Payne in the back... [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Jason Star and Barry Horowitz defeated Stone and Derrick Diamond when Horowitz pinned D.Diamond after hitting him with a foreign object in 0:13:39. Rating: * 1/4 Max - BARRY!!! Horowitz gets the win for his team and sends Stone and Derrick Diamond packing...No great loss... [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Dias Flac and Brolly defeated Isaac Bacitt and The Philadelphia Eagle when Dias Flac made Bacitt submit to the Firebird Shockwave in 0:08:30. Rating: *** 1/4 Max - I have no idea who Dias Flac is but he_s teamed with Brolly he has an excellent chance to win...Brolly has won this event before as I_m sure we all remember. [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Ghetto Booty and The Apostle defeated Bolo Yeung and Father Arson when Ghetto Booty pinned Bolo Yeung with his special move in 0:12:07. Rating: * Max - Ghetto Booty ,who for some reason hasn_t been fired yet, takes care of Bolo and Arson...I_m not sure who The Apostle is but he tagged along and got to advance. [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Sebastian Cage and Storm defeated Chocolate Thunder and Bad Dreams when Storm made Bad Dreams submit to the Storm Cycle in 0:16:55. Rating: *** 1/4 Max - Cdogg is gone..This crowd didn_t even care as Thunder has been silent and reclusive since King of Hearts..Cage and Storm advance, and looked rather good in their. [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Deathwish and Eric Balboni defeated Righteous Bounty Hunter and Mountain Of Darkness when Deathwish defeated Mountain via pinfall in 0:13:54. Rating: -* Max - RBH and MoD bite the dust as Deathwish and Balboni ,a big man/little man combination, get the win and advance. They might he a dark horse to win it all... [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Zodiac and Bobby Skywalker defeated Brad Thompson and Christopher Thunder when Zodiac pinned B. Thompson after an Exploder suplex in 0:04:02. Rating: * Max - ........That match was....ummmm...a filler...that_s all I can say about it [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Skull Ganz and Ice Cream Man defeated Dexter Marley and Joshua Gardner when Ice Cream Man made Gardner submit to the Fix in 0:02:34. Rating: * 1/2 Max - DAMN! Ice Cream Man just dominated Gardner and made him submit to the Fix in a very, very short match...Poor Dexter Marley got a lackluster debut...He didn_t even get in the ring! [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match John "The Ox" Oxford and Scott Drake defeated Son Goten and Jimmy Crush when The Ox pinned Goten after a power bomb in 0:02:54. Rating: ** 3/4 Max - A team of rookies beats the funny team of Crush and Goten...Oxford and Drake both look to have a hardcore streak in them, and they could surprise alot of folks since they are very new... [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Smooth Operator and Seth Rage defeated Matt Technician and Ricky Thompson when Seth Rage pinned M. Technician after a figure-four leglock in 0:04:04. Rating: * 3/4 Max - BOTH Pretty Boys are gone! The interesting team of Smoothie and Rage defeat Matt Technician with relative ease...This team could be a dangerous foe. [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Bryant Edwards and Monarch defeated Abel and Sambo The Crippler when Monarch pinned Sambo with the Fall Of Western Civilization in 0:03:42. Rating: * 1/4 Max - Now there is a DOMINATE team...Edwards and Monarch have alot of skill, and alot of power...Edwards is also a tag specialist so this is his enviroment...This team just decimated Abel and Sambo whatever his name is... [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Derrick Reed and Explosion defeated Enforcer and Masked Fat Guy #3 when D. Reed pinned Enforcer with his special move in 0:18:20. Rating: -* 1/2 Max - And the other half of the tag champs ,Derrick Reed, advances with Explosion to round two as they defeat Enforcer and Masked Fat Guy #3! I wonder if this sets up a second round meeting between the Killers... Well moving on we are going to get back to the rest of the card... Right now we have Dream Warrior ,trying to salvage a bad night for the Dream Team, taking on Unleaded in a stretcher match... Put the kiddies to bed...This one isn_t going to be pretty. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Stretcher match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by The Dream Coach... Fighting out of parts unknown... Weighing in at 243 pounds... Dream Warrior His opponent... Led to the ring by Candi... Hailing from Buffalo, New York... Weighing in at 345 pounds... Unleaded They lock up. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded with a clothesline. Unleaded falls out of the ring. Dream Warrior goes through the ropes. Dream Warrior goes for the Bad Night's Sleep, but Unleaded counters it with a vertical suplex. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. They're brawling inside the ring area. Unleaded reenters the ring. Dream Warrior follows him back in. Unleaded kicks Dream Warrior. Unleaded kicks Dream Warrior. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded. Unleaded punches Dream Warrior. Unleaded punches Dream Warrior. The crowd is booing Unleaded. Dream Warrior kicks Unleaded. There are lots of chants for Dream Warrior. Unleaded kicks Dream Warrior. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it. Dream Warrior misses with a shoulderblock. Dream Warrior uses neck-scissors on Unleaded. Dream Warrior throws Unleaded out of the ring. Dream Warrior goes through the ropes. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Unleaded nails The Dream Coach. Dream Warrior goes for a dragon suplex, but Unleaded counters it with a jawbreaker. The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Unleaded. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Dream Warrior takes Unleaded down with a jumping elbow thrust. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Dream Warrior knocks Unleaded into the ringsteps. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Dream Warrior goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded knocks Dream Warrior into the ringpost. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Unleaded goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Dream Warrior ducks out of the way. Dream Warrior sets up a table. Dream Warrior sets up Unleaded on the table. Dream Warrior tries to drive Unleaded through the table with a frog splash, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Max - Dream Warrior flys through a table...Looks like his is out cold... Unleaded hits inverted chokeslam on Dream Warrior. Unleaded grabs a chair. Unleaded sets up the chair. Unleaded takes Dream Warrior down with a Hotshot onto the chair. Unleaded throws Dream Warrior back into the ring. Unleaded executes a leaping swinging DDT on Dream Warrior. Max - I_m pretty sure he is now... A fan at ringside badmouths Unleaded. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the turnbuckle, but Dream Warrior reverses it. Dream Warrior charges in with a handspring into a Frankensteiner. Dream Warrior places Unleaded on the turnbuckle. Dream Warrior gives him a belly-to-belly superplex, but Unleaded only stares at him. A fan at ringside badmouths Unleaded. Dream Warrior gives him a bodyslam, but Unleaded only stares at him. Dream Warrior hits a DDT on Unleaded. Dream Warrior attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it. Dream Warrior throws Unleaded out of the ring. Dream Warrior goes through the ropes. Candi comes from behind and distracts Dream Warrior. They're brawling inside the ring area. Unleaded uses a running power bomb on Dream Warrior. Candi comes from behind and distracts Dream Warrior. Unleaded goes for a short clothesline, but Dream Warrior counters it with a hiptoss. They're brawling inside the ring area. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Dream Warrior goes for a bodyslam, but Unleaded counters it with a facerake. Unleaded reenters the ring. Dream Warrior follows him back in. Unleaded attempts to place Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Unleaded uses a swinging neckbreaker on Dream Warrior. A fan at ringside badmouths Unleaded. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with a running shoulderblock. A fan at ringside badmouths Unleaded. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded with an elbow. Dream Warrior goes for an octopus hold, but Unleaded counters it with an elbowsmash. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it. Unleaded misses with a kick. Unleaded misses with a clothesline. Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with inverted chokeslam. Unleaded takes Dream Warrior down with the Emerald Erosion. Unleaded goes for a cradle DDT, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Dream Warrior goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with a swinging neckbreaker. Unleaded is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Unleaded attempts to place Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Unleaded places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle. Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with a top-rope Ace Crusher. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Dream Warrior uses a lariat on Unleaded. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the turnbuckle, but Unleaded reverses it. Unleaded catches Dream Warrior totally by surprise. Unleaded is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Dream Warrior. Max - Unleaded hits the BackFire...Let_s see if he goes for the win... Unleaded attempts to place Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with the Emerald Erosion. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with a swinging neckbreaker. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Unleaded uses a big boot to the face on Dream Warrior. Unleaded hits a double arm DDT on Dream Warrior. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with a running shoulderblock. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Unleaded hits Sky High on Dream Warrior. Unleaded tries to put Dream Warrior on the Stretcher. Unleaded puts Dream Warrior on the Stretcher. Dream Warrior gets off the Stretcher. Max - It was close! Dream Warrior managed to roll off that stretcher at the last moment. Dream Warrior reenters the ring. Dream Warrior attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it. Dream Warrior nails Unleaded with a double underhook piledriver. Dream Warrior goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Unleaded blocks it. The Dream Coach tries to interfere, but Candi prevents him from doing so. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded with a kick. Dream Warrior goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded executes inverted chokeslam on Dream Warrior. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Unleaded executes a running power bomb on Dream Warrior. Unleaded is being booed out of the building. Unleaded hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Dream Warrior. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Unleaded attempts to place Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Unleaded catches Dream Warrior in a hangman. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Unleaded takes Dream Warrior down with a full nelson faceslam. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with a backdrop. Dream Warrior falls out of the ring. Unleaded goes through the ropes. Unleaded knocks Dream Warrior into the ringpost. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. Unleaded sets up a table. Unleaded sets up Dream Warrior on the table. Unleaded tries to drive Dream Warrior through the table with a double arm DDT, but he blocks it. Dream Warrior executes a bodyslam on Unleaded. Dream Warrior goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Unleaded counters it with a low blow. Unleaded uses a Samoan Drop on Dream Warrior. Unleaded takes Dream Warrior down with an enzuigiri to the face. Unleaded nails Dream Warrior with a swinging neckbreaker. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Unleaded nails The Dream Coach. Dream Warrior goes for neck-scissors, but Unleaded ducks out of the way. Unleaded sets up Dream Warrior on the table. Unleaded tries to drive Dream Warrior through the table with a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it. Dream Warrior takes Unleaded down with a dragon suplex. Candi comes from behind and distracts Dream Warrior. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with a series of kicks to the midsection. The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Unleaded. Dream Warrior nails Unleaded with a dragon suplex. Dream Warrior takes Unleaded down with neck-scissors. Dream Warrior sets up Unleaded on the table. Dream Warrior tries to drive Unleaded through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Unleaded is handed a shovel. Unleaded hits him with the shovel. They're brawling inside the ring area. Dream Warrior uses a jumping DDT on Unleaded. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Dream Warrior hits a dragon suplex on Unleaded. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded with a European uppercut. Dream Warrior sets up Unleaded on the table. Dream Warrior executes a belly-to-belly superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild. Dream Warrior knocks Unleaded into the ringpost. Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on Unleaded on the concrete floor. The crowd is going crazy. Max - Dream Warrior is on the offensive and Unleaded is on dream street! Dream Warrior knocks Unleaded into the ringsteps. Dream Warrior sets up a table. Dream Warrior sets up Unleaded on the table. Dream Warrior tries to drive Unleaded through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Unleaded nails The Dream Coach. Dream Warrior sets up Unleaded on the table. Dream Warrior executes a belly-to-belly superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Dream Warrior hits a dragon suplex on Unleaded. Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans. The crowd is going crazy. Dream Warrior catches Unleaded totally by surprise. Dream Warrior goes for the Bad Night's Sleep, but Unleaded counters it with a vertical suplex. Max - GREAT counter by Unleaded... They're brawling inside the ring area. Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on Unleaded on the concrete floor. Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild. Unleaded is out cold. Dream Warrior hits a moonsault bodyblock on Unleaded. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Dream Warrior gives him a backbreaker, but Unleaded doesn't budge. Dream Warrior reenters the ring. Unleaded follows him back in. Dream Warrior runs into the ropes. Unleaded misses with an elbow. Dream Warrior uses a lariat on Unleaded. Dream Warrior goes for a dragon suplex, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle. Unleaded goes for the The BackFire, but The Dream Coach shoves him off the turnbuckle. Unleaded spits in your eyes. Unleaded goes for a running shoulderblock, but Dream Warrior side-steps and Unleaded only hits air. Dream Warrior goes for a bodyslam, but Unleaded counters it with a facerake. Unleaded places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Dream Warrior. Max - And just like that Unleaded is back in control... The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with a kick. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with an elbow to the head. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Unleaded goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Dream Warrior counters it with a backdrop. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded with a dragon suplex. The crowd is going crazy. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded with a jumping DDT. The crowd is going crazy. Dream Warrior gives him a lariat, but Unleaded doesn't even care. Unleaded punches Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior chops Unleaded. The crowd is going crazy. Dream Warrior punches Unleaded. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded. The crowd is going crazy. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Dream Warrior kicks Unleaded. The crowd is going crazy. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior. Unleaded is being booed out of the building. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded. The crowd is going crazy. Dream Warrior hits a jumping DDT on Unleaded. The crowd is going crazy. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the ropes. Unleaded misses with a kick. Unleaded misses with a clothesline. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded with a kick. Dream Warrior throws Unleaded out of the ring. Dream Warrior goes through the ropes. Dream Warrior knocks Unleaded into the ringsteps. Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild. Dream Warrior goes for the Bad Night's Sleep, but Unleaded counters it with a vertical suplex. Unleaded grabs a chair. Unleaded sets up the chair. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with a backdrop driver onto the chair. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail. Unleaded is handed a garbage can. Unleaded hits him with the garbage can. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Unleaded uses an atomic drop on Dream Warrior. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail. Unleaded hits Dream Warrior with a spinning power bomb. Unleaded reenters the ring. Dream Warrior follows him back in. Unleaded leaves the ring. He returns with the hockey stick. Unleaded tries to put Dream Warrior on the Stretcher. Dream Warrior blocks it. Dream Warrior attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded with a shoulderblock. Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on Unleaded. The crowd is going crazy. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the ropes, but Unleaded reverses it. Dream Warrior hits Unleaded with an elbow. Dream Warrior attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it. Dream Warrior gives him a jumping elbow thrust, but Unleaded doesn't even care. Unleaded takes a swing at Dream Warrior with the hockey stick, but he gets out of the way. Dream Warrior snatches the hockey stick from him. Dream Warrior hits him with the hockey stick. Dream Warrior gives him a DDT, but Unleaded doesn't even care. Unleaded takes Dream Warrior down with a running shoulderblock. Unleaded throws Dream Warrior out of the ring. Unleaded goes for a Flying Senton Backsplash, but Dream Warrior moves out of the way. Dream Warrior goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Unleaded ducks out of the way. Unleaded throws Dream Warrior back into the ring. Unleaded places Dream Warrior on the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Dream Warrior. Unleaded throws Dream Warrior out of the ring. Unleaded goes for a Flying Senton Backsplash, but Dream Warrior moves out of the way. Unleaded is out cold. Dream Warrior whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Dream Warrior uses the Doctor Bomb on Unleaded. Dream Warrior throws Unleaded back into the ring. Unleaded spits in your eyes. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Unleaded hits a Samoan Drop on Dream Warrior. Unleaded tries to put Dream Warrior on the Stretcher. Unleaded puts Dream Warrior on the Stretcher. The attendants carry Dream Warrior back to the locker room. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winner is Unleaded. Time of match: 0:19:25 Max - And it_s over...Unleaded used ,of all things, a Samoan Drop to incapicate Dream Warrior long enough for him to be carried to the back... It_s been a good night for Glamour and Pain...Unleaded wins and HBK is the new cruiser champ. Not bad at all... You know this is getting repetitive...Bootcamp...Immortal Legends...Nightmare Express... Our next match features ,surprise, surprise, DOOM and Seth Rage ,alonng with Preacher, in a three way Insane Death Match. To the ring we go... ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Insane Death triangle match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From New York City, NY... Weighing in at 345 pounds... "The Master Of Destruction" DOOM His opponent... Led to the ring by Gabriella Rage... From parts unknown... Weighing in at 236 pounds... "The Legend" Seth Rage Their opponent... Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio... Weighing in at 259 pounds... Preacher They lock up. Preacher whips DOOM into the barbed wire, but DOOM reverses it. Preacher begs off. DOOM executes a reverse neckbreaker on Preacher. DOOM gets an octopus hold on Preacher. Preacher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. DOOM whips Preacher into the barbed wire, but Preacher reverses it. Preacher hits a Death Valley Driver on DOOM. A portion of the crowd is booing Preacher. Preacher scrapes DOOM's face across the barbed wire. Preacher tags out to Seth Rage. Seth Rage uses a flying dropkick on DOOM. Seth Rage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd is cheering on Seth Rage. Seth Rage tags out to Preacher. Preacher gets an octopus hold on DOOM. DOOM is struggling to reach the ropes. DOOM is valiantly trying to break the hold. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds. Preacher chops DOOM. Preacher kicks DOOM. Preacher chops DOOM. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Preacher. DOOM hits Preacher. DOOM chops Preacher. The boos are resurfacing again. DOOM takes Preacher down with a fisherman suplex. DOOM executes a knee to the back on Preacher. DOOM hits a reverse neckbreaker on Preacher. DOOM doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. DOOM nails Preacher with a reverse neckbreaker. The crowd is wildly cheering DOOM with only a few scattered boos audible. DOOM tags out to Seth Rage. Seth Rage hits a backdrop driver on Preacher. Seth Rage has the crowd going wild. Seth Rage hits Preacher with a flying dropkick. Seth Rage has the crowd going wild. Seth Rage goes for a kneelock submission, but Preacher blocks it. Preacher goes for a German suplex, but Seth Rage counters it with an elbowsmash. Seth Rage takes Preacher down with a Tombstone. Seth Rage locks Preacher in a figure-four leglock. Preacher's shoulders are on the mat. Preacher's shoulders are on the mat. Preacher breaks the hold after 18 seconds. Preacher tags out to DOOM. DOOM goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage gives him a legsweep, but DOOM doesn't even care. DOOM whips Seth Rage into the barbed wire. DOOM hits Seth Rage with a gutwrench suplex. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. DOOM places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. DOOM nails Seth Rage with a double underhook superplex. DOOM kicks Seth Rage. DOOM chops Seth Rage. DOOM hits Seth Rage. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Seth Rage hits DOOM. The crowd is behind Seth Rage all the way. Seth Rage chops DOOM. The crowd is behind Seth Rage all the way. DOOM kicks Seth Rage. DOOM punches Seth Rage. Seth Rage kicks DOOM. The chants for Seth Rage are deafening. Seth Rage scrapes DOOM's face across the barbed wire. Seth Rage hits a legsweep on DOOM. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd is behind Seth Rage all the way. Seth Rage locks DOOM in a figure-four leglock. DOOM's shoulders are on the mat. DOOM tries to fight the pain. DOOM breaks the hold after 25 seconds. DOOM throws Seth Rage out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Seth Rage sets up a table. Seth Rage executes a running lariat on DOOM. Seth Rage hits a flying fistdrop on DOOM. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Seth Rage uses a faceslam on DOOM. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage goes for a flying cross body press, but DOOM counters it with a powerslam. DOOM sets up Seth Rage on the table. DOOM executes a piledriver through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - Rage_s neck is gonna be feeling that one tomorrow...Worse then it is now that is... A few fans are trying to get a shot in. Max - Watch out folks! He has the...heh...CALLING! DOOM whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. DOOM goes for a fisherman suplex, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage is handed a prosthetic leg. Seth Rage takes a swing at DOOM with the prosthetic leg, but he gets out of the way. DOOM snatches the prosthetic leg from him. DOOM hits him with the prosthetic leg. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM hits a piledriver on Seth Rage. DOOM goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Seth Rage counters it with a facerake. Seth Rage reenters the ring. DOOM follows him back in. DOOM brings the table into the ring. DOOM sets up Seth Rage on the table. DOOM executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - Well care cards can be sent to the local NY hospital in Seth Rage_s name... DOOM attempts to place Seth Rage on the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage blocks it. DOOM whips Seth Rage into the barbed wire. DOOM nails Seth Rage with a football tackle. DOOM executes a gutwrench suplex on Seth Rage. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. DOOM uses an inverted power bomb on Seth Rage. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM executes a fisherman suplex on Seth Rage. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. DOOM executes a double underhook superplex on Seth Rage. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. DOOM executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Seth Rage. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. DOOM goes for an octopus hold, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage gives him a leg lariat, but DOOM doesn't even care. DOOM hits him with . DOOM hits a faceslam on Seth Rage. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM whips Seth Rage into the barbed wire. DOOM grinds Seth Rage's face across the barbed wire. Seth Rage spits bloody mist in their face. Max - Well he is bleeding enough to spit a damn ocean... The chants for Seth Rage are deafening. Seth Rage goes for a double underhook piledriver, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Seth Rage counters it with a facerake. Seth Rage tags out to Preacher. Preacher takes DOOM down with a Death Valley Driver. The cheers for Preacher are drowning out the boos. Preacher executes a Death Valley Driver on DOOM. The cheers for Preacher are drowning out the boos. Preacher takes DOOM down with a dropkick to the face. The cheers for Preacher are drowning out the boos. Preacher gives the sign for the Redemption. Preacher executes the Redemption on DOOM. DOOM tries to escape the hold. DOOM tries to fight the pain. DOOM isn't moving anymore. DOOM starts moving again. DOOM may have passed out. DOOM starts moving again. DOOM may have passed out. DOOM starts moving again. DOOM may have passed out. DOOM starts moving again. DOOM may have passed out. DOOM starts moving again. DOOM may have passed out. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 2 minutes. Max - DAMN...2 minutes in the Redemption...DOOM is very groggy... Preacher whips DOOM into the barbed wire, but DOOM reverses it. DOOM hits a brain buster on Preacher. DOOM doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. DOOM scrapes Preacher's face across the barbed wire. DOOM hits him with . DOOM goes for the Eternal Doom, but Preacher counters it with a single-leg takedown. Preacher leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Preacher sets up the chair. Preacher hits DOOM with a DDT onto the chair. Preacher whips DOOM into the barbed wire, but DOOM reverses it. DOOM hits an inverted power bomb on Preacher. The boos are resurfacing again. Preacher begs off. DOOM tries to put Preacher in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Preacher blocks it. Preacher whips DOOM into the barbed wire. Preacher goes for a dropkick to the knee, but DOOM side-steps and Preacher only hits air. DOOM tries to put Preacher in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Preacher blocks it. Preacher goes for a front facelock, but DOOM counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Preacher counters it with a sunset flip. Preacher nails DOOM with a jawbreaker. The crowd is wildly cheering Preacher with only a few scattered boos audible. Preacher gives the sign for the Redemption. Preacher executes the Redemption on DOOM. DOOM is inching his way towards the ropes. DOOM tries to escape the hold. DOOM is almost gone. DOOM is barely hanging in there. DOOM starts moving again. DOOM may have passed out. DOOM starts moving again. DOOM may have passed out. DOOM breaks the hold after 1 minute. Max - That_s THREE total minutes in that hold... DOOM executes a double underhook suplex on Preacher. DOOM whips Preacher into the barbed wire. Preacher begs off. DOOM rakes Preacher's face across the barbed wire. Preacher is busted wide open. DOOM goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Preacher counters it with a facerake. Preacher hits a thumb to the eye on DOOM. Preacher gives him a Russian legsweep, but DOOM doesn't even care. DOOM tags out to Seth Rage. Seth Rage goes for anklelock, but Preacher blocks it. Preacher whips Seth Rage into the barbed wire. Preacher punches Seth Rage. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Preacher kicks Seth Rage. Gabriella Rage enters the ring and hits Preacher with the sceptre. Before Gabriella Rage connects, Preacher moves out of the way. Gabriella Rage hits Seth Rage. Max - Oops...Gabby screwed up...Dumb b*tch... Preacher throws Gabriella Rage over the top rope. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Seth Rage is out cold. Preacher whips Seth Rage into the barbed wire, but Seth Rage reverses it. Seth Rage puts Preacher in a cobra clutch. Preacher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Seth Rage kicks Preacher. The chants for Seth Rage are deafening. Seth Rage kicks Preacher. The crowd erupts. Preacher kicks Seth Rage. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Seth Rage kicks Preacher. Seth Rage hits a double underhook piledriver on Preacher. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Seth Rage whips Preacher into the barbed wire. Seth Rage whips Preacher into the barbed wire. Ken Goad removes the chair from the ring. Seth Rage nails Preacher with a flying dropkick. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Seth Rage whips Preacher into the barbed wire. Seth Rage hits him with . Seth Rage nails Preacher with a kneelift. Seth Rage uses a backbreaker on Preacher. Seth Rage tries to put Preacher in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Preacher blocks it. Preacher whips Seth Rage into the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage reverses it. Seth Rage runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Preacher moves out of the way. Seth Rage uses a Tombstone on Preacher. Seth Rage catches Preacher in an armbar submission. Preacher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Seth Rage tries to put Preacher in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Seth Rage stuffs Preacher in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Seth Rage closes the lid. Preacher has been eliminated. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. The winner is Seth Rage. Time of match: 0:20:21 Max - Damnit...Preach is gone...Now I have to watch Rage vs. DOOM...Damnit...and I thought his would be a fun night when I woke up... They lock up. DOOM hits Seth Rage. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. DOOM hits Seth Rage. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Seth Rage chops DOOM. Seth Rage hits DOOM. Seth Rage hits a legsweep faceslam on DOOM. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage goes for a backbreaker, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM throws Seth Rage out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Gabriella Rage comes from behind, but DOOM nails Gabriella Rage. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage gives him a faceslam, but DOOM doesn't even care. Seth Rage sets up a table. Seth Rage sets up DOOM on the table. Seth Rage executes a backdrop driver through the table. The table didn't break. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. Seth Rage knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Gabriella Rage comes from behind, but DOOM nails Gabriella Rage. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Seth Rage hits a fist to the midsection on DOOM. Seth Rage is handed a vacuum cleaner. Seth Rage hits him with the vacuum cleaner. Seth Rage hits him with a vacuum cleaner. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Seth Rage goes for a bulldog headlock, but DOOM throws him off. They're brawling inside the ring area. DOOM sets up Seth Rage on the table. DOOM executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - That looked bad....Rage_s back has taken a ton of punishment... DOOM whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. DOOM whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. DOOM takes Seth Rage down with a backbreaker. DOOM reenters the ring. Seth Rage follows him back in. DOOM takes Seth Rage down with an inverted power bomb. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. DOOM goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Seth Rage counters it with a backdrop. Seth Rage executes the Raging Fury on DOOM. DOOM tries to escape the hold. DOOM summons one last burst of energy. DOOM breaks the hold after 42 seconds. Max - DOOM has spent a long time in painful submission holds... DOOM goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage gives him hurracanrana, but DOOM doesn't budge. DOOM attempts to place Seth Rage on the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage blocks it. DOOM hits Seth Rage with neck-scissors. DOOM chops Seth Rage. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. DOOM punches Seth Rage. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Seth Rage punches DOOM. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. Seth Rage hits DOOM. DOOM chops Seth Rage. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Seth Rage hits DOOM. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage hits DOOM with an elbowsmash. Seth Rage executes an elbowsmash on DOOM. Seth Rage takes DOOM down with a flying dropkick. Seth Rage puts DOOM in a figure-four leglock. DOOM's shoulders are on the mat. DOOM breaks the hold after 5 seconds. DOOM nails Seth Rage with a football tackle. DOOM nails Seth Rage with a faceslam. DOOM attempts to place Seth Rage on the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage blocks it. DOOM throws Seth Rage out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. DOOM whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. DOOM uses a gutwrench suplex on Seth Rage. DOOM whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage grabs a chair. Seth Rage sets up the chair. Seth Rage gives him a fallaway slam, but DOOM doesn't budge. Seth Rage knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Seth Rage executes the Doctor Bomb on DOOM. Seth Rage knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Seth Rage goes for a flying cross body press, but DOOM counters it with a powerslam. DOOM sets up a table. Gabriella Rage comes from behind, but DOOM nails Gabriella Rage. Seth Rage sets up DOOM on the table. Seth Rage executes a flying somersault splash through the table. The table is broken in half. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Seth Rage hits DOOM with a double underhook piledriver. Seth Rage knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. Seth Rage knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Seth Rage is handed a frying pan. Seth Rage hits him with the frying pan. Seth Rage sets up a table. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage executes the Raging Fury on DOOM on the concrete floor. DOOM is out cold. Gabriella Rage comes from behind, but DOOM nails Gabriella Rage. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Seth Rage takes DOOM down with a fallaway slam. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Seth Rage goes for a DDT, but DOOM throws him off. DOOM hits a fisherman suplex on Seth Rage. DOOM reenters the ring. Seth Rage follows him back in. DOOM tries to put Seth Rage in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. DOOM stuffs Seth Rage in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. DOOM can't close the lid. Seth Rage reenters the ring. Seth Rage goes for the Doctor Bomb, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM catches Seth Rage totally by surprise. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. DOOM executes the Eternal Doom on Seth Rage. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM whips Seth Rage into the barbed wire. DOOM places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. DOOM executes a belly-to-back superplex on Seth Rage. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM nails Seth Rage with neck-scissors. DOOM places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. DOOM hits Seth Rage with a belly-to-back superplex. DOOM throws Seth Rage out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. Gabriella Rage comes from behind, but DOOM nails Gabriella Rage. Seth Rage knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. DOOM nails Seth Rage with a football tackle. DOOM sets up Seth Rage on the table. DOOM executes the Eternal Doom through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - DAMN!! Rage looks dead... DOOM sets up a table. DOOM whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Seth Rage executes the Raging Fury on DOOM on the concrete floor. Seth Rage gives him a leg lariat, but DOOM only stares at him. DOOM executes a football tackle on Seth Rage. DOOM executes a faceslam on Seth Rage. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage sets up DOOM on the table. Seth Rage executes a backdrop driver through the table. The table is broken in half. Seth Rage sets up a table. Seth Rage sets up DOOM on the table. Seth Rage tries to drive DOOM through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. DOOM hits Seth Rage with a knee to the back. DOOM whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Seth Rage is handed a leather belt. Seth Rage hits him with the leather belt. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage hangs him with a leather belt. Seth Rage sets up a table. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Seth Rage takes a swing at DOOM with the leather belt, but he gets out of the way. DOOM snatches the leather belt from him. DOOM takes a swing at Seth Rage with the leather belt, but he gets out of the way. Seth Rage snatches the leather belt from him. Seth Rage hits him with the leather belt. Seth Rage chokes him with a leather belt. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. DOOM goes for a backbreaker, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage hits him with the leather belt. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the guardrail. Seth Rage throws DOOM back into the ring. Seth Rage brings the the leather belt into the ring. Seth Rage tries to put DOOM in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. DOOM blocks it. DOOM takes Seth Rage down with a piledriver. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. DOOM chops Seth Rage. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. DOOM hits Seth Rage. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. DOOM hits Seth Rage. DOOM rakes Seth Rage's face across the barbed wire. DOOM nails Seth Rage with a double-axhandle chop. DOOM goes for an armbar submission, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage goes for a cobra clutch, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM executes the Eternal Doom on Seth Rage. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM locks Seth Rage in an armbar submission. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. DOOM goes for a tiger bomb, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage goes for hurracanrana, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM goes for an octopus hold, but Seth Rage counters it with an elbowsmash. Seth Rage takes a swing at DOOM with the leather belt, but he gets out of the way. DOOM snatches the leather belt from him. DOOM hits him with the leather belt. DOOM nails Seth Rage with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. DOOM places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. DOOM takes Seth Rage down with a belly-to-back superplex. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. DOOM uses a reverse neckbreaker on Seth Rage. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM nails Seth Rage with a reverse neckbreaker. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. DOOM goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the barbed wire. Seth Rage whips him with a leather belt. Seth Rage nails DOOM with a kneelift. Seth Rage locks DOOM in a cobra clutch. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Seth Rage executes the Raging Fury on DOOM. DOOM is struggling to reach the ropes. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Seth Rage gets the Cross-faced chicken wing on DOOM. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Seth Rage whips DOOM into the barbed wire. Seth Rage hits him with the leather belt. Seth Rage gives him a fallaway slam, but DOOM doesn't even care. DOOM attempts to place Seth Rage on the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage blocks it. DOOM places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. DOOM uses a double underhook superplex on Seth Rage. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. DOOM executes a brain buster on Seth Rage. DOOM gives the sign for the Eternal Doom. DOOM executes the Eternal Doom on Seth Rage. DOOM is being booed out of the building. DOOM goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage kicks DOOM. The crowd erupts. DOOM punches Seth Rage. Seth Rage punches DOOM. Seth Rage whips him with a leather belt. Seth Rage hits DOOM with a running lariat. Seth Rage nails DOOM with a leg lariat. Seth Rage catches DOOM in a figure-four leglock. DOOM's shoulders are on the mat. DOOM is valiantly trying to break the hold. DOOM is valiantly trying to break the hold. DOOM breaks the hold after 9 seconds. DOOM uses a gutwrench suplex on Seth Rage. DOOM puts Seth Rage in a bow-and-arrow submission. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. DOOM tries to put Seth Rage in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. DOOM stuffs Seth Rage in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. DOOM closes the lid. Seth Rage has been eliminated. DOOM is being booed out of the building. The winner is DOOM. Time of match: 0:40:18 Max - Well after 40 minutes of pain...for them and me...DOOM pulls it out by throwing Rage in that box... Guess he can disappear now and go back to his CALLING or whatever... I mean that interview was a mind-(censored)...No other way to put it... Well since Vi doesn_t like to double book a lot these days she decided to replace Silent Revolution in their tag match with the Thespians...Instead Bacitt and Sexton will take their places... I just love the Thespians theme...MAMBO NUMBER 5!!! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sonia Sterling and James Vandenberg... At a total combined weight of 742 pounds... Thespian Express Their opponents... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... At a total combined weight of 690 pounds... "The Racist Bastard" Dan Sexton and Isaac Bacitt They lock up. Dan Sexton uses the T-bone suplex on Comedy. Dan Sexton nails Comedy with a crucifix power bomb. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton whips Comedy into the ropes. Dan Sexton nails Comedy with a diamond cutter. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton hits a kneeling headbutt on Comedy. Dan Sexton goes for a jumping DDT, but Comedy throws him off. Comedy chops Dan Sexton. Comedy hits Dan Sexton. Comedy has the crowd going wild. Comedy nails Dan Sexton with a heart punch. Comedy laughs hysterically in the ring. The crowd is going crazy. Comedy tags out to Tragedy. Tragedy throws Dan Sexton out of the ring. Tragedy jumps onto him with an Asai Tornado Dive. The crowd is cheering on Tragedy. Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one. Tragedy whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail. Tragedy knocks Dan Sexton into the ringsteps. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Tragedy nails Zoe Burgess. Mr. Bitter counts: 1. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt uses a flying lariat on Tragedy. Dan Sexton goes for a bridging back suplex, but Tragedy counters it with a go-behind. Tragedy is handed a cookie sheet. Tragedy hits him with the cookie sheet. There are lots of chants for Tragedy. Tragedy goes for a spinwheel kick, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way. Mr. Bitter counts: 2. Dan Sexton reenters the ring. Tragedy follows him back in. Dan Sexton chops Tragedy. Dan Sexton hits Tragedy. Dan Sexton is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Tragedy kicks Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton hits Tragedy. Dan Sexton tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Comedy enters the ring and throws Dan Sexton out of the ring. Comedy uses the Russian Sickle on Isaac Bacitt. The crowd is behind Comedy all the way. Tragedy attempts to place Isaac Bacitt on the turnbuckle, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Comedy leaves the ring. Tragedy goes for a dropkick to the groin, but Isaac Bacitt side-steps and Tragedy only hits air. Isaac Bacitt uses a diamond cutter on Tragedy. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt gets a boot choke on Tragedy. Tragedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Isaac Bacitt uses a thumb to the throat on Tragedy. Isaac Bacitt hits Tragedy with a Gorilla Press. Max - Bacitt using his size advantage to manhandle Trag... Isaac Bacitt is being booed out of the building. Isaac Bacitt goes for a flying forearm, but Tragedy ducks out of the way. Isaac Bacitt bumps into Mr. Bitter. Isaac Bacitt begs off. Tragedy runs into the ropes. Tragedy hits Isaac Bacitt with an elbow. Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air. There are lots of chants for Tragedy. Tragedy whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it. Tragedy hits Isaac Bacitt with a kick. Tragedy is going for the pin. Tragedy uses the ropes for leverage. There is no referee to count. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Tragedy tags out to Comedy. Dan Sexton enters the ring, but gets cut off. Comedy and Tragedy whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double backdrop. Comedy and Tragedy whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double fist to the midsection. Tragedy leaves the ring. Comedy goes for a back suplex, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a facerake. Comedy goes for the Stinger Splash, but Isaac Bacitt side-steps and Comedy only hits air. Isaac Bacitt takes Comedy down with a flying axhandle. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Isaac Bacitt is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt runs into the ropes. Comedy misses with an elbow. Isaac Bacitt gives him a flying forearm, but Comedy doesn't even care. Isaac Bacitt whips Comedy into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt misses with a shoulderblock. Isaac Bacitt nails Comedy with a bulldog headlock. Isaac Bacitt throws Comedy out of the ring. Isaac Bacitt goes through the ropes. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Tragedy comes over and lays out Dan Sexton. The crowd is really behind Tragedy. Mr. Bitter counts: 1. Comedy sets up a table. Comedy takes Isaac Bacitt down with a kick to the groin. Mr. Bitter counts: 2. Tragedy comes over to make it two-on-one. Comedy goes for the Encore, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a roll away. Max - Issac was lucky...He came very close to being a pancake... Isaac Bacitt is handed the chair. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the chair. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. Isaac Bacitt sets up Comedy on the table. Isaac Bacitt executes a legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Isaac Bacitt is being booed out of the building. Isaac Bacitt whips Comedy into the guardrail. Mr. Bitter counts: 3. Isaac Bacitt reenters the ring. Comedy follows him back in. Isaac Bacitt is going for the pin. Isaac Bacitt pulls the tights. Mr. Bitter counts: One, he sees it. Isaac Bacitt nails Comedy with a series of slaps. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Isaac Bacitt is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt runs into the ropes. Comedy and Isaac Bacitt get hit with a double clothesline. Comedy hits Isaac Bacitt. The crowd is going crazy. Isaac Bacitt chops Comedy. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Isaac Bacitt goes for a slingshot clothesline, but Comedy ducks out of the way. Comedy runs into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt hits Comedy with a kick. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. He returns with a bullrope. Isaac Bacitt takes a swing at Comedy with the bullrope, but he gets out of the way. Comedy snatches the bullrope from him. Comedy hits him with the bullrope. Comedy has the crowd going wild. Mr. Bitter throws the bullrope out of the ring. Comedy uses a kick to the groin on Isaac Bacitt. Comedy punches Isaac Bacitt. Comedy hits Isaac Bacitt. Comedy hits a powerslam on Isaac Bacitt. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Max - I think some ribs may have been crushed there... Comedy tags out to Tragedy. Comedy hits the Russian Sickle on Isaac Bacitt. The crowd is really behind Comedy. Comedy takes Isaac Bacitt down with a power bomb. There are lots of chants for Comedy. Tragedy takes Isaac Bacitt down with a flying cross body press. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Comedy leaves the ring. Tragedy whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it. Tragedy nails Isaac Bacitt with a dropkick to the groin. There are lots of chants for Tragedy. Comedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tragedy and Comedy hit Isaac Bacitt with a double kick to the groin. Tragedy and Comedy whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double backdrop. Comedy leaves the ring. Tragedy goes for a dropkick to the groin, but Isaac Bacitt side-steps and Tragedy only hits air. Isaac Bacitt gets a choke against the ropes on Tragedy. Tragedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Isaac Bacitt hits Tragedy with a diamond cutter. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt complains about a slow count. Isaac Bacitt nails Tragedy with a power bomb. Isaac Bacitt uses the ropes for leverage. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Tragedy runs into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt hits Tragedy with a backdrop. Isaac Bacitt whips Tragedy into the ropes, but Tragedy reverses it. Isaac Bacitt misses with a clothesline. Isaac Bacitt hits Tragedy with a clothesline. Isaac Bacitt runs into the ropes. Tragedy misses with a shoulderblock. Tragedy misses with a shoulderblock. Tragedy executes an enzuigiri on Isaac Bacitt. Tragedy stands on the buckle and raises his arms in the air. There are lots of chants for Tragedy. Tragedy whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it. Isaac Bacitt misses with a clothesline. Tragedy misses with a shoulderblock. Tragedy goes for a knee to the groin, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt catches Tragedy in a choke against the ropes. Tragedy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tragedy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton and Isaac Bacitt whip Tragedy into the ropes. They hit Tragedy with a double backdrop. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. Dan Sexton throws Tragedy out of the ring. Dan Sexton goes through the ropes. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt executes a flying lariat on Tragedy. Dan Sexton gets an airplane spin on Tragedy. Dan Sexton nails Tragedy with a bodydriver. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt uses a flying lariat on Tragedy. Dan Sexton goes for a crotch slam, but Tragedy counters it with a kick to the head. There are lots of chants for Tragedy. Tragedy goes for the Final Curtain, but Dan Sexton counters it with a roll away. Mr. Bitter counts: 1. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt hits a flying lariat on Tragedy. Dan Sexton goes for a crotch slam, but Tragedy counters it with a kick to the head. Mr. Bitter counts: 2. Tragedy hits Dan Sexton with a kick to the groin. Mr. Bitter counts: 3. Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one. Tragedy and Comedy hit Dan Sexton with a double kick to the groin. Tragedy whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tragedy nails Dan Sexton with a kick to the groin. Mr. Bitter counts: 4. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Tragedy nails Zoe Burgess. They're brawling inside the ring area. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Comedy comes over and lays out Isaac Bacitt. The crowd is really behind Comedy. Tragedy takes Dan Sexton down with a flying cross body press. Mr. Bitter counts: 5. Sonia Sterling comes from behind, but Dan Sexton nails Sonia Sterling. Tragedy sets up a table. Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt comes over and lays out Comedy. Isaac Bacitt goes for a flying lariat, but Tragedy counters it with a Yakuza kick. Tragedy is handed the television set. Tragedy hits him with the television set. Max - Damn...TV shouldn_t be used for violence... Tragedy sets up Dan Sexton on the table. Tragedy executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. There are lots of chants for Tragedy. They're brawling inside the ring area. Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt comes over, but gets cut off. Comedy executes a powerslam on Dan Sexton. Tragedy executes a flying cross body press on Dan Sexton. Tragedy nails Dan Sexton with a 450 splash. Mr. Bitter counts: 6. Sonia Sterling comes from behind and distracts Dan Sexton. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mr. Bitter counts: 7. Comedy comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt comes over and lays out Comedy. Isaac Bacitt goes for a backbreaker, but Tragedy blocks it. James Vandenberg comes from behind, but Dan Sexton nails James Vandenberg. Tragedy whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail. Tragedy hits a dropkick to the groin on Dan Sexton. Mr. Bitter counts: 8. Tragedy reenters the ring. Dan Sexton follows him back in. Tragedy is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Mr. Bitter. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Tragedy tags Comedy. Comedy lifts Dan Sexton up. Tragedy nails Dan Sexton with the Box Office Bomb and goes for the pin. The crowd is really behind Tragedy. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Mr. Bitter. Max - Mr. Bitter getting distracted by Zoe_s breasts... Comedy tags out to Tragedy. Tragedy runs into the ropes. Tragedy hits Dan Sexton with a dropkick to the groin. The crowd is really behind Tragedy. Tragedy is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Tragedy uses the ropes for leverage. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Dan Sexton's foot on the rope. Dan Sexton performs the KKKlothesline. He goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Sonia Sterling puts Tragedy's foot on the rope. Dan Sexton goes for a fisherman suplex, but Tragedy counters it with a small package. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. There are lots of chants for Tragedy. The winners are Thespian Express. Time of match: 0:11:30 ~~~~~ Max - The Thespians pull it out...and I get to hear their theme again! Yeah! Sexton took a beating at the end there, and couldn_t escape that small package...But regardless Sexton and Bacitt did well on short notice... This next one is a big one folks...Speed Racer and Most Holy are set to go at it...This feud has been a long documented one and tonight will be another chapter in it... Let_s get the ring and these two Hall of Famers will go at it. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sonia Sterling and James Vandenberg... Fighting out of New York City, New York... Weighing in at 237 pounds... "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer His opponent... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... From Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy They lock up. Most Holy hits Speed Racer with an inverted atomic drop. Most Holy locks Speed Racer in an abdominal stretch. Speed Racer tries to escape the hold. Speed Racer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Speed Racer tries to fight the pain. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. Most Holy uses a Frankensteiner on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Max - Speed won_t be beaten so easily... Speed Racer hits Most Holy. The chants for Speed Racer are deafening. Speed Racer punches Most Holy. The chants for Speed Racer are deafening. Speed Racer gets a choke against the ropes on Most Holy. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Most Holy begs off. Speed Racer hits Most Holy with a Death Valley Driver. The crowd is giving Speed Racer a standing ovation. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Speed Racer pulls the tights. James Adams counts: One, two, he sees it. James Adams threatens Speed Racer with disqualification. Max - James Adams asserting some authority! Speed isn_t happy but isn_t wasting time argueing... Speed Racer goes for the Texas cloverleaf, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it. Speed Racer misses with an elbow. Speed Racer nails Most Holy with a superkick. Speed Racer locks Most Holy in the Texas cloverleaf. Most Holy tries to escape the hold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Speed Racer throws Most Holy out of the ring. James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, Most Holy reenters the ring. Speed Racer hits the Diamond Cutter on Most Holy. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - Close call for Holy...Speed caught him by surprise with that Diamond Cutter... Speed Racer nails Most Holy with a DDT. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Speed Racer executes an implant DDT on Most Holy. Speed Racer executes a dropkick on Most Holy. Speed Racer whips Most Holy into the ropes. Most Holy hits Speed Racer with the LoS Tornado Driver. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Speed Racer with an elbow. Most Holy executes a kneedrop on Speed Racer. Most Holy is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Most Holy whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Most Holy and Speed Racer get hit with a double clothesline. Most Holy nails Speed Racer with a superkick. Most Holy further incites the crowd. Most Holy goes for a guillotine choke, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer whips Most Holy into the ropes. Most Holy executes the LoS Tornado Driver on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Most Holy runs his thumb across his throat. Most Holy further incites the crowd. Most Holy goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Speed Racer blocks it. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Speed Racer with an elbow. Most Holy executes a dropkick to the knee on Speed Racer. Most Holy goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Speed Racer side-steps and Most Holy only hits air. Max - One to many times... Speed Racer hits a German suplex on Most Holy. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer leaves the ring. He returns with the steel chair. Speed Racer takes a swing at Most Holy with the steel chair, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the steel chair from him. Most Holy hits him with the steel chair. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Most Holy hits a snap suplex on Speed Racer. Most Holy hits a flying clothesline on Speed Racer. Most Holy further incites the crowd. Most Holy nails Speed Racer with a DDT. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Most Holy whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Most Holy hits Speed Racer with an elbow. Speed Racer begs off. Most Holy hits a flying headbutt on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Speed Racer with a clothesline. Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer hits him with the steel chair. The crowd is giving Speed Racer a standing ovation. James Adams throws the steel chair out of the ring. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Speed Racer with the Mace. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Most Holy executes a reverse neckbreaker on Speed Racer. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Most Holy uses a spinebuster slam on Speed Racer. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Speed Racer counters it with a throw-off. Most Holy begs off. Speed Racer places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Speed Racer executes the Flatliner on Most Holy. James Adams counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Most Holy's foot on the rope. Max - It was over! But Zoe made the save for the Mostest! Speed Racer executes a snap suplex on Most Holy. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Speed Racer goes for an armbreaker, but Most Holy counters it with a facerake. Speed Racer begs off. Most Holy throws Speed Racer out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Most Holy goes for a jumping DDT, but Speed Racer counters it with a small package. James Adams counts: 1. Speed Racer reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. Most Holy brings the table into the ring. Speed Racer nails Most Holy with a low blow. Most Holy begs off. Speed Racer goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Most Holy counters it with a backdrop. Most Holy hits an elbowdrop on Speed Racer. Most Holy sets up Speed Racer on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Speed Racer through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Speed Racer nails Most Holy with an implant DDT. Speed Racer takes Most Holy down with a high knee. Speed Racer sets up Most Holy on the table. Speed Racer executes a split legged moonsault through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Speed Racer is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts James Adams. Max - Zoe does it again! James ,like Mr. Bitter, must be a breast man... Speed Racer leaves the ring. He returns with a sledgehammer. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Speed Racer with the Mace. Most Holy goes for the LoS Tornado Driver, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer hits him with a sledgehammer. Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Speed Racer with a shoulderblock. James Adams is back on the job. Most Holy hits a bodyslam on Speed Racer. Most Holy goes for a chokehold, but Speed Racer counters it with a facerake. Speed Racer goes for an implant DDT, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy takes Speed Racer down with a cradle suplex. James Adams counts: One, two, James Vandenberg puts Speed Racer's foot on the rope. Max - Vandenburg saves Speedy there...It_s justified...Hell Zoe has done it enough times. Speed Racer hits a DDT on Most Holy. The crowd erupts. Speed Racer hits him with the sledgehammer. The crowd is giving Speed Racer a standing ovation. Most Holy is busted wide open. Most Holy begs off. Most Holy whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it. Sonia Sterling trips Most Holy. Speed Racer hits him with the sledgehammer. Speed Racer goes for the Texas cloverleaf, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy uses a knee to the back on Speed Racer. Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer chokes him with a sledgehammer. Speed Racer hits Most Holy with a snap suplex. Speed Racer hits a clothesline from the top rope on Most Holy. James Adams counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Most Holy's foot on the rope. Max - Surprise...Zoe makes the save... Most Holy goes for a flying clothesline, but Speed Racer counters it with a Yakuza kick. Speed Racer catches Most Holy in a figure-four leglock. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy breaks the hold after 10 seconds. Speed Racer leaves the ring. He returns with the steel chair. Speed Racer hits him with the steel chair. The crowd erupts. Speed Racer places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Speed Racer executes the Flatliner on Most Holy. James Adams counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Most Holy's foot on the rope. Max - ........She should get manager of the year for sure next Slammys... Speed Racer executes a spinwheel kick on Most Holy. Most Holy begs off. Speed Racer whips Most Holy into the ropes. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Speed Racer goes for a piledriver, but Most Holy counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Most Holy gets the LoS Breaker on Speed Racer. Speed Racer tries to escape the hold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Most Holy hits a drop toe hold on Speed Racer. Speed Racer begs off. Most Holy uses a knee to the back on Speed Racer. Most Holy takes Speed Racer down with a cradle suplex. James Adams counts: One, two, three. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:12:09 ~~~~ Max - It_s over...Speed had that match won on several occassions but Zoe proves to be the great equalizier and helps Mostest along to a win over his arch nemesis... Well it_s my last match to call! And at least I got to end this night on a high note...Speed vs. Holy and now Paris vs. McKnight... This is a Table Death Match, and promises to be very brutal and very bloody... This is main event caliber in itself people...Let_s go to the ring... ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Table Death match scheduled for one fall. The lights dim, and the crowd falls into a quiet hush. Suddenly the silence is broken by the fuzzy guitar riff and pounding bass beat of "Something's Gonna Die Tonight" by Canadian punk rock legends "Hard Core Logo". As the house lights flash, and the pyros explode the "ONE MAN WRECKING CREW" BLACKHAWK McKNIGHT struts into view. The crowd lets out an ecstatic cheer as McKnight thrusts both hands high in the air... and they realize that he has not come unarmed. In one hand he holds a small squeeze can of barbeque lighter fluid, and in the other he has a silver plated Zippo lighter. A sick smile crosses the face of the "PROFESSIONAL BASTARD" as he glares at MARK PARIS, and slowly walks down to ringside. Max - This is gonna be good... Introducing first... Fighting out of Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 281 pounds... "The Professional Bastard" Blackhawk McKnight His opponent... Led to the ring by Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson... From Cleveland, Ohio... Weighing in at 237 pounds... "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris They lock up. Mark Paris throws Blackhawk McKnight out of the ring. Mark Paris goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris executes a DDT on Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Paris. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with a flying elbowdrop. Mark Paris sets up a table. Max - Paris is wasting no time here... Mark Paris hits a power bomb on Blackhawk McKnight. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris executes a Samoan Drop on Blackhawk McKnight. Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris hits him with the Table. Mark Paris climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Blackhawk McKnight nails him in the stomach. Mark Paris falls onto the top turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Powerdriver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight grabs a chair. Blackhawk McKnight sets up the chair. Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Paris down with a superplex onto the chair. Max - Ouch...McKnight is gonna unload on Paris tonight...and I hope Paris prepared for it. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a rana. Mark Paris goes for an earringer, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a backdrop. Mark Paris is busted wide open. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris sets up Blackhawk McKnight on the table. Mark Paris executes a piledriver through the table. The table is broken in half. A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Paris. James Adams counts: one, Blackhawk McKnight gets back to his feet. Max - McKnight got up SMILING...Paris is a bit freaked out as McKnight is loving this... Mark Paris kicks Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris punches Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Blackhawk McKnight punches Mark Paris. Mark Paris punches Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris is starting to get more cheers than boos. Mark Paris punches Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris is starting to get more cheers than boos. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a kick. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight misses with a clothesline. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a spinebuster bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a small package. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with an elbow. Mark Paris places Blackhawk McKnight on the turnbuckle. Mark Paris uses a belly-to-back superplex on Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Mark Paris punches Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris chops Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris punches Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris hits an avalanche on Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Mark Paris goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a crucifix. Blackhawk McKnight kicks Mark Paris. The cheers for Blackhawk McKnight are drowning out the boos. Blackhawk McKnight chops Mark Paris. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris. The cheers for Blackhawk McKnight are drowning out the boos. Blackhawk McKnight nails Mark Paris with a backdrop driver. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a Death Valley Driver. The crowd is wildly cheering Blackhawk McKnight with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackhawk McKnight uses a brain buster on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight catches Mark Paris totally by surprise. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver on Mark Paris. Max - Well Paris is out like a light... The boos are resurfacing again. Jenna Jameson enters the ring and hits Blackhawk McKnight with the whip. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackhawk McKnight is out cold. Max - And so is McKnight... Mark Paris doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris gets a chokehold on Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds. Mark Paris uses an avalanche on Blackhawk McKnight. The boos are resurfacing again. Mark Paris goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a backdrop. Blackhawk McKnight hits a diving elbow smash on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight nails Mark Paris with a flying elbowdrop. Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Blackhawk McKnight takes the chair. Blackhawk McKnight executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver with the chair on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with the Arabian Facebuster. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it. Blackhawk McKnight misses with a clothesline. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with a kick. James Adams removes the chair from the ring. Mark Paris catches Blackhawk McKnight in a chokehold. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight summons one last burst of energy. Blackhawk McKnight breaks the hold after 51 seconds. Max - That took alot out of him...The Extreme Measure if one of the best submission holds in the game... Blackhawk McKnight punches Mark Paris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mark Paris kicks Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris punches Blackhawk McKnight. The boos are resurfacing again. Mark Paris punches Blackhawk McKnight. The boos are resurfacing again. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Powerdriver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Paris down with the screwdriver. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight hits him with the Table. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a dragon sleeper, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris nails Blackhawk McKnight with a piledriver onto the chair. Mark Paris doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with an elbow. Blackhawk McKnight misses with an elbow. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with a clothesline. Blackhawk McKnight falls out of the ring. Mark Paris jumps onto him with a head tope. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris sets up Blackhawk McKnight on the table. Mark Paris executes a 450 splash through the table. The table is broken in half. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, Blackhawk McKnight gets back to his feet. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Max - McKnight is laughing now...Paris has hit him with everything and McKnight just keeps absorbing it... Mark Paris hits him with the Table. Mark Paris puts Blackhawk McKnight in a chokehold. Blackhawk McKnight is valiantly trying to break the hold. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes, but Blackhawk McKnight reverses it. Mark Paris misses with an elbow. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with a clothesline. Blackhawk McKnight falls out of the ring. Mark Paris goes through the ropes. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Blackhawk McKnight nails Rachel Morris. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris hits a bulldog headlock on Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mark Paris throws Blackhawk McKnight back into the ring. Mark Paris executes a 450 splash on Blackhawk McKnight. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. Mark Paris gets the STF on Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Mark Paris executes a tornado DDT on Blackhawk McKnight. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. Mark Paris goes for a bodyslam, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver on Mark Paris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mark Paris begs off. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a short lariat. The boos are resurfacing again. James Adams removes the chair from the ring. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Powerdriver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Doctor Bomb on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight uses the Liger Bomb on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a dragon suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a reverse cradle. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes, but Blackhawk McKnight reverses it. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with a kick. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight tries to escape the hold. Blackhawk McKnight tries to fight the pain. Blackhawk McKnight is barely hanging in there. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 36 seconds. Mark Paris goes for a Boston crab, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris uses an earringer on Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with a football tackle. Mark Paris punches Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris kicks Blackhawk McKnight. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackhawk McKnight punches Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the torture rack, but Mark Paris counters it with an elbowsmash. Mark Paris goes for a tornado DDT, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. The crowd is wildly cheering Blackhawk McKnight with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackhawk McKnight yells "GET UP YOU GUTLESS PUKE!!". Max - Paris is down and McKnight is not letting up... All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the turnbuckle, but Mark Paris reverses it. Mark Paris hits him with the Table. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the turnbuckle. Mark Paris runs shoulder-first into the corner. Mark Paris nails Blackhawk McKnight with an avalanche. Mark Paris doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris uses a piledriver on Blackhawk McKnight. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. Mark Paris takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a DDT. The boos are resurfacing again. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. Mark Paris catches Blackhawk McKnight in a chokehold. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris leaves the ring. He returns with a garbage can lid. Mark Paris hits him with the garbage can lid. Mark Paris doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Mark Paris nails Blackhawk McKnight with a bodyslam. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes, but Blackhawk McKnight reverses it. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a backdrop. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a spinebuster bomb. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Paris down with an Aztecan suplex. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight attempts to place Mark Paris on the turnbuckle, but Mark Paris blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it. Mark Paris catches Blackhawk McKnight in a sleeperhold. Blackhawk McKnight is valiantly trying to break the hold. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with a tornado DDT. Mark Paris attempts to place Blackhawk McKnight on the turnbuckle, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Mark Paris takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a belly-to-belly suplex. The boos are resurfacing again. Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Blackhawk McKnight throws him off. Blackhawk McKnight uses a spinebuster bomb on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight executes a flying elbowdrop on Mark Paris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a spinebuster bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a small package. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Paris down with a short lariat. Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Paris down with a flying legdrop. The crowd is wildly cheering Blackhawk McKnight with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackhawk McKnight yells "GET UP YOU GUTLESS PUKE!!". All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight nails Mark Paris with a double underhook superplex. Blackhawk McKnight executes a Destiny Hammer on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mark Paris nails him in the stomach. Blackhawk McKnight falls onto the top turnbuckle. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight breaks the hold after 21 seconds. Blackhawk McKnight nails Mark Paris with a super fisherman buster. The boos are resurfacing again. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a rana. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. Mark Paris attempts to place Blackhawk McKnight on the turnbuckle, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with the Hardcore Revolution. Mark Paris doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris hits him with a garbage can lid. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight is valiantly trying to break the hold. Blackhawk McKnight tries to escape the hold. Blackhawk McKnight is valiantly trying to break the hold. Blackhawk McKnight is writhing in pain. Blackhawk McKnight is almost gone. Blackhawk McKnight isn't moving anymore. Blackhawk McKnight starts moving again. Blackhawk McKnight may have passed out. Blackhawk McKnight starts moving again. Blackhawk McKnight may have passed out. Blackhawk McKnight starts moving again. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 2 minutes. Max - That had to be the last of McKnight_s strength.. Mark Paris hits him with a garbage can lid. The garbage can lid is broken in half. Mark Paris goes for a Samoan Drop, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a sunset flip. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver on Mark Paris. The boos are resurfacing again. Blackhawk McKnight executes a brain buster on Mark Paris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a backspin DDT, but Mark Paris blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight hits a running neckbreaker drop. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight runs shoulder-first into the corner. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with an elbow. Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Paris down with a Big Leg Drop. Blackhawk McKnight runs into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with a clothesline. Blackhawk McKnight nails Mark Paris with a short lariat. Mark Paris begs off. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with the screwdriver. Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight executes a belly-to-back superplex on Mark Paris. The boos are resurfacing again. Blackhawk McKnight hits him with the Table. Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Paris down with a superplex. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight uses an Aztecan suplex on Mark Paris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Blackhawk McKnight uses an overhead head and arm suplex on Mark Paris. The boos are resurfacing again. Mark Paris begs off. Blackhawk McKnight catches Mark Paris in the Oriental Spike. Mark Paris is struggling to reach the ropes. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Blackhawk McKnight uses a Northern Lights bomb on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a Juvy Driver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight misses with an elbow. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with a kick. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Mark Paris executes an earringer on Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris is bleeding like a faucet. Mark Paris attempts to place Blackhawk McKnight on the turnbuckle, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a DDT. The crowd is wildly cheering Blackhawk McKnight with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackhawk McKnight runs into the ropes. Mark Paris hits a football tackle on Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a small package. Blackhawk McKnight punches Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight punches Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris begs off. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the torture rack, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris goes for an abdominal stretch, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a hiptoss. Blackhawk McKnight hits him with the Table. Blackhawk McKnight takes Mark Paris down with a spinebuster bomb. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with the Arabian Facebuster. The boos are resurfacing again. Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Blackhawk McKnight sets up the chair. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a belly-to-back superplex onto the chair. Mark Paris begs off. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Powerdriver on Mark Paris. The boos are resurfacing again. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Niagara Driver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a bulldog headlock. Mark Paris kicks Blackhawk McKnight. The cheers for Mark Paris are drowning out the boos. Blackhawk McKnight chops Mark Paris. The crowd is wildly cheering Blackhawk McKnight with only a few scattered boos audible. Blackhawk McKnight kicks Mark Paris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Blackhawk McKnight nails Mark Paris with a backdrop driver. The boos are resurfacing again. Mark Paris begs off. Blackhawk McKnight hits him with the Table. Blackhawk McKnight nails Mark Paris with a cradle DDT. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris executes a superkick to the solar-plexus. The cheers for Mark Paris are drowning out the boos. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a short lariat, but Mark Paris counters it with a hiptoss. In turn, Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a backslide. Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight sets up the chair. Blackhawk McKnight hits a belly-to-back superplex onto the chair on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a spinning DDT, but Rachel Morris shoves him off the turnbuckle. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. James Adams threatens Mark Paris with disqualification. Mark Paris goes for a power bomb, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a backdrop. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a kneelift. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a Destiny Hammer, but Rachel Morris shoves him off the turnbuckle. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mark Paris goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a punch. Blackhawk McKnight uses a Destiny Hammer on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight uses a diving elbow smash on Mark Paris. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a short lariat, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight with an armbreaker. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the turnbuckle. James Adams removes the chair from the ring. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a backdrop. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a diving elbow smash. Blackhawk McKnight hits a somersault legdrop on Mark Paris. Blackhawk McKnight hits him with the Table. Mark Paris executes a superkick to the solar-plexus. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mark Paris. Mark Paris attempts to place Blackhawk McKnight on the turnbuckle, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Mark Paris goes for a sleeperhold, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with a clothesline. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a kick. Blackhawk McKnight whips Mark Paris into the turnbuckle. Mark Paris begs off. Blackhawk McKnight hits him with the Table. Blackhawk McKnight places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a top-rope Splash Mountain, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris throws Blackhawk McKnight off the turnbuckle. Mark Paris catches Blackhawk McKnight in a chokehold. Blackhawk McKnight is struggling to reach the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris goes for a Samoan Drop, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a crucifix. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the Niagara Driver, but Mark Paris counters it with a low blow. Mark Paris goes for a bulldog headlock, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a dragon suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a go-behind. Mark Paris nails Blackhawk McKnight with a bulldog headlock. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight tries to escape the hold. Blackhawk McKnight is struggling to reach the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight tries to escape the hold. Blackhawk McKnight tries to fight the pain. Blackhawk McKnight tries to escape the hold. Blackhawk McKnight is inching his way towards the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight tries to fight the pain. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 55 seconds. Mark Paris is bleeding profusely. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight misses with a clothesline. Mark Paris hits a back heel kick on Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris puts Blackhawk McKnight in a sleeperhold. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Mark Paris takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a DDT. Mark Paris takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a 450 splash. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. Mark Paris executes a Death Valley Driver on Blackhawk McKnight. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mark Paris takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a power bomb. Mark Paris executes an armbreaker on Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight hits Mark Paris with a clothesline. Mark Paris falls out of the ring. Blackhawk McKnight goes through the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight sets up Mark Paris on the table. Blackhawk McKnight tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it. Mark Paris whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts Blackhawk McKnight. Mark Paris sets up Blackhawk McKnight on the table. Mark Paris executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. James Adams counts: one, two, Blackhawk McKnight gets back to his feet. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Max - McKnight gets up at two...This match is so even it_s scary... What_s this... McKNIGHT slams PARIS into the corner, and levels him with an ultra stiff series of punches. The smack of bone meeting flesh can be heard in the farthest reaches of the arena. With PARIS momentraily stunned, McKnight motions towards the table, enciting the crowd into a thunderous roar. But instead of finishing off his downed foe, he slips out of the ring and reaches under the ringside apron. When McKnight reenters the ring, he is carrying the squeeze can of lighter fluid, and the Zippo lighter. To the crowds delight, he proceeds to douse the table in the flammable liquid, and set it ablaze in the middle of the ring. The crowdwaits in eager anticipation to see what transpires next... Mark Paris chops Blackhawk McKnight. The boos are resurfacing again. Mark Paris hits Blackhawk McKnight. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mark Paris throws Blackhawk McKnight out of the ring. Mark Paris goes for slingshot rana, but Blackhawk McKnight moves out of the way. Jenna Jameson comes from behind, but Blackhawk McKnight nails Jenna Jameson. Mark Paris is handed a golf club. Mark Paris hits him with the golf club. Mark Paris doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris executes a back heel kick on Blackhawk McKnight. Jenna Jameson comes from behind, but Blackhawk McKnight nails Jenna Jameson. Mark Paris sets up Blackhawk McKnight on the table. Mark Paris executes the Hardcore Revolution through the table. The table is broken in half. Mark Paris doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:33:21 Max - Paris wins!!! Wait we have company! (With Paris still in the ring, Righteous Bounty Hunter and Deacon King comethrough the curtain and make their way to the ring. Hunter and King enter the ring and Paris backs up a little but prepares for another fight. But, Monarch comes through the crowd and enters the ring behind Paris. He levels Paris with a clubbing clothesline to the back of the neck. The shot sends Paris forward and into the waiting arms of Hunter and King, who take him down with The Fall From Grace. Monarch motions to Hunter to give him his noose. Monarch takes it and throws it around Paris' neck. With Hunter's help, he tosses Paris over the top rope and holds onto the rope. As Monarch strains to hold Paris up, King and Hunter roll to the outside and start nailing Paris with lefts and rights to the ribs. Finally, Monarch lets go and Paris falls to the floor, where Hunter and King continue to put the boots to him. Monarch motions for a mic and gets it. MONARCH: "Land of the free? Home of the brave? Bullshit! Every goddamn day your government lets my people down. For years and years the guilty have lived well in their mansions while the innocent have died in the streets. The way I see it, when there is no justice within the system, the people must act outside of the system. There is no justice in the AGW. So, everyone in this audience and everyone watching at home, mark this day on your calendar. As of July 16th in the year 2000, the AGW Clique's days are numbered. From this day forward, the mob rules!" Monarch throws down the mic and exits the ring. He spits on the barely conscious Paris and he, Hunter, and King all leave the ringside area together and head to the back.) Max - Monarch, King, and RBH has just made a big statement...and Paris got it loud and clear. The Clique now has new competition...Competition that wants to exterminate them... Well that_s it for me folks...Violet and Jake are next! So until next time I_m Max Stevens saying: _Gryphon is a douche..._ (We fade to commericals of some sort...) (Come back from the commercials, and the crowd is still going wild from all the action they_ve seen so far tonight. They_re quite eager to see the Lethal Lottery tournament continue now that most of the other matches are over and done with. Jake Reid and Violet Morris are at the announcers table.) VIOLET: Welcome everybody to The Lethal Lottery. In this third leg of the PPV, myself and Jake Reid will take care of the rest of the Lethal Lottery tournament itself! JAKE: That_s right. The first round is over and done with and how about some of those teams? Most Holy and Comedy. Speed Racer and Mark Paris.Dan Sexton and Malik Shabazz. Unleaded and Mark Payne. Monarch and Bryant Edwards....... I mean these are some great wrestlers, most of whom dislike their partners greatly. I mean the Racist Bastard and the Black supremacist teaming up? VIOLET: That_s an understatement as far as some of these guys hating each other....there are some great other teams as well who could go far. DOOM and Dream Warrior. Rage and Smooth. Brolly and the newcomer, Dias Flac. Brolly won the very first Lethal Lottery and he was stuck with Abdullah The Butcher as his partner back then. JAKE: True, Brolly has had worse partners for sure.....like Anaconda. HA!!! VIOLET: The second round of the Lethal Lottery will continue next!!! LETHAL LOTTERY: ROUND 2 [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Most Holy and Comedy defeated Ash Tre and Kane when Most Holy pinned Ash Tre after a forearm to the back in 0:09:39. Rating: -3/4* VIOLET: The unlikely team of Most Holy and Comedy beat up the powerful team of Ash Tre and Kane. Talk about conflicts of style between these 2 teams. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Unleaded and Mark Payne defeated Dan Sexton and Malik Shabazz when Unleaded pinned Bro. Shabazz with the The BackFire in 0:03:15. Rating: ** 1/4 JAKE: Yeah, you can_t really go wrong when you have two of the top 5 ranked wrestlers on the same team. Unleaded looks to be 100% recovered from his injury too. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Speed Racer and Mark Paris defeated Mr. Take and Genesis when Paris pinned Mr. Take with his special move in 0:15:13. Rating: * 3/4 VIOLET: I guess, for once, Speed Racer and Mark Paris are acting like professionals and dealing with their unfortunate teaming....they took out the underdog team of Genesis and the crazy Mr. Take. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Preacher and Maximus defeated DOOM and Dream Warrior when Maximus pinned DOOM after a Northern Lights suplex in 0:16:40. Rating: * 3/4 JAKE: Hey, Maximus gets a win over fellow Bootcamp member, DOOM, wonder if that will cause any problems in the stable. I wonder if I really care. Good to see Preacher moving on though, that guy is very cool. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel defeated Jason Star and Barry Horowitz when Fleshcrawl pinned Horowitz after a diving headbutt in 0:08:38. Rating: * 1/4 VIOLET: After a first round upset, Jason Star and Barry Horowitz couldn_t quite move on. Hey, hand it to Barry, he put up a fight out there! Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel, who coincidentally enough debuted on the exact same card 2 and a half years ago, advance. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Ghetto Booty and The Apostle defeated Dias Flac and Brolly when The Apostle defeated Brolly via pinfall in 0:11:02. Rating: -* JAKE: Yeah!! Ghetto Booty got stuck with that wholesome do-gooder, Apostle, but they advance anyways. The Apostle hit Brolly with some sort of weird object and that was it for the big guy. Go Ghetto Booty, bring those hos over here! [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Sebastian Cage and Storm defeated Deathwish and Eric Balboni when Storm pinned Deathwish after hitting him with a road sign in 0:24:05. Rating: 1/4* VIOLET: Sebastian Cage doesn_t have a bad partner here in Storm, and they continue on in the tourney. These 2 could be definite underdogs to win the whole thing. Deathwish and Balboni put up a great match and just get edged out tonight. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Skull Ganz and Ice Cream Man defeated Zodiac and Bobby Skywalker when Ice Cream Man made Zodiac submit to the Fix in 0:11:02. Rating: -* JAKE: Not any real surprise there. Ice Cream Man is consistently good at winning, and Skull Ganz had one of the most dominant winning runs the AGW ever saw a year ago all the way to the World Title. Good team right there. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Smooth Operator and Seth Rage defeated John "The Ox" Oxford and Scott Drake when Seth Rage made S.Drake submit to the Raging Fury in 0:10:12. Rating: ** 1/2 VIOLET: Well, the two rookies, Oxford and Drake, got drawn to team up together and they lose to the much more experienced Smooth Operator and Seth Rage. Smooth has been in every Lethal Lottery and so he_s definitely used to this environment. [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Derrick Reed and Explosion defeated Bryant Edwards and Monarch when D. Reed pinned Monarch with the Confirmed Kill in 0:08:05. Rating: ** 1/4 JAKE: Whoa, I consider that a bit of an upset. The Xtreme Killers were on opposite sides of the ring for once, although they never actually fought each other in the match. Reed and Explosion move on in tremendous fashion. VIOLET: As you can see we have a lot of upsets and a lot of dominating wins.....it all depends on how well these wrestlers adjust to their partners....that is all this thing is about. JAKE: And they have to study their partners as well, because at the end of the night, the winning team will have to fight each other for Lethal Lottery supremacy. VIOLET: Exactly. We are in the quarterfinals now with 10 teams left out of the field of 40. The semis will have 5 teams, 3 in a triangle tag match and 2 in a regular match. JAKE: It_s weird, but then again, since when has the AGW ever gone the easy way? VIOLET: Very true, so the quarterfinals will proceed right now. Most Holy and Comedy take on Unleaded and Mark Payne in what should be one great matchup. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess and Sonia Sterling... At a total combined weight of 774 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy and Comedy Their opponents... Led to the ring by Candi and Lollipop... At a total combined weight of 632 pounds... Unleaded and "The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne They lock up. Comedy nails Mark Payne with a heart punch. A portion of the crowd is booing Comedy. Most Holy enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Comedy and Most Holy whip Mark Payne into the ropes. They hit Mark Payne with a double clothesline. Most Holy leaves the ring. Comedy hits a crucifix power bomb on Mark Payne. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Comedy whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Sonia Sterling pulls down the top rope. Comedy goes through the ropes. Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one. Most Holy takes Mark Payne down with a kick to the head. Comedy takes Mark Payne down with a back suplex. Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Mark Payne blocks it. Unleaded hits Most Holy with a backdrop driver. Mark Payne comes over to make it two-on-one. Comedy comes over, but gets cut off. Unleaded and Mark Payne hit Most Holy with a double flying axhandle. Mark Payne hits a flapjack into diamond cutter on Most Holy. Unleaded takes Most Holy down with an elbow to the head. Unleaded throws Most Holy back into the ring. Unleaded hits Most Holy with a Cradle DDT. James Adams counts: One, shoulder up. JAKE: Good move by Payne and Unleaded though.....they are taking out the much smaller Most Holy because Comedy_s fat ass is a bit more difficult to take out. Unleaded whips Most Holy into the ropes. Unleaded nails Most Holy with a big boot to the face. Unleaded places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Unleaded nails Most Holy with a top-rope inverted DDT. A portion of the crowd is cheering Unleaded. Unleaded goes for a spinebuster bomb, but Most Holy counters it with a double-axhandle to the back. Most Holy puts Unleaded in a boot choke. Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded whips Most Holy into the ropes. Unleaded misses with a shoulderblock. Most Holy goes for a flying clothesline, but Unleaded ducks out of the way. Unleaded uses the Doctor Bomb on Most Holy. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded whips Most Holy into the ropes. Most Holy hits Unleaded with a clothesline. Most Holy whips Unleaded into the turnbuckle. Most Holy takes Unleaded down with a dropkick. Most Holy puts Unleaded in a boot choke. Unleaded is struggling to reach the ropes. Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. VIOLET: Most Holy needs to keep Unleaded down if he wants to win this. If Unleaded gets on his feet to do his power moves, it might not bode well for the Mostest. JAKE: Yeah, that_s an understatement. Most Holy nails Unleaded with a low blow. Most Holy uses a powerslam on Unleaded. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Most Holy whips Unleaded into the ropes. Most Holy hits Unleaded with an elbow. Most Holy climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Unleaded nails him in the stomach. Most Holy falls onto the top turnbuckle. A portion of the crowd is booing Unleaded. Unleaded goes for a top-rope German Suplex, but Most Holy counters it with an elbowsmash. Comedy enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Comedy takes Unleaded down with a fisherman buster. A portion of the crowd is cheering Comedy. Most Holy hits a flying legdrop on Unleaded. James Adams counts: One, kickout. VIOLET: Great doubleteaming on the part of Most Holy and Comedy.....Comedy is one of the great tag team wrestlers in the industry. Comedy leaves the ring. Most Holy whips Unleaded into the ropes. Most Holy goes for a jumping DDT, but Unleaded counters it with a backdrop. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Zoe Burgess trips Unleaded. Unleaded punches Most Holy. A portion of the crowd is booing Unleaded. Unleaded kicks Most Holy. A portion of the crowd is booing Unleaded. Unleaded places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Unleaded hits Most Holy with a top-rope power bomb. Unleaded acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Unleaded goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Most Holy counters it with a jawbreaker. Most Holy leaves the ring. He returns with a baseball bat. Most Holy takes a swing at Unleaded with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Unleaded snatches the baseball bat from him. Unleaded hits him with the baseball bat. Unleaded is starting to get more cheers than boos. Unleaded places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes a top-rope gutbuster on Most Holy. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. JAKE: OK, quick question, what is up with Unleaded_s top rope oriented offense? Must he keep putting folks on the top rope to do moves. VIOLET: He_s so tall, I guess it makes it easier for him to do moves to folks....but you_re right, it does seem a bit one-dimensional. Unleaded places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Most Holy. Unleaded acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Unleaded goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts James Adams. Unleaded places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Unleaded hits a top-rope Splash Mountain on Most Holy. There is no referee to count. James Adams is back on the job. James Adams counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Most Holy's foot on the rope. Unleaded hits a Cradle DDT on Most Holy. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Unleaded goes for a Hotshot, but Most Holy counters it with a Thesz press. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Most Holy whips Unleaded into the ropes. Unleaded takes Most Holy down with inverted chokeslam. Unleaded is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. VIOLET: Unleaded is simply laying waste to Most Holy.....The Mostest can_t mount any sort of decent offense right now. Most Holy hits him in the head with a bottle of mustard. JAKE: You were saying? He goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Most Holy acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The winners are Most Holy and Comedy. Time of match: 0:06:03 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Talk about the mother of all last ditch efforts, Comedy rolled that bottle of mustard into the ring...... JAKE: After sprinking a hot dog with it and eating it in his corner. VIOLET: .....and Most Holy clocked Unleaded right on the top of his head with it. Mark Payne turned to taunt the crowd and before he knew it, Unleaded got pinned. JAKE: Sometimes it just doesn_t pay to be arrogant and play that fact off to the crowd. It pays off 99% of the time, but this is one of those rare 1% events. VIOLET: Most Holy and Comedy will move on to the 3 way dance semifinal matchup. Next up, Speed Racer and Mark Paris, two wrestling legends.....I have to give them that much, will take on another legend, Preacher, and Maximus. The winner of this will also move on to the 3 way. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Moonspell, Amethyst, Sonia Sterling, Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson... At a total combined weight of 474 pounds... "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer and "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 484 pounds... Preacher and Maximus They lock up. Mark Paris nails Preacher with a Death Valley Driver. Preacher begs off. Mark Paris goes for a bulldog headlock, but Preacher counters it with a back suplex. Preacher nails Mark Paris with a jawbreaker. A portion of the crowd is booing Preacher. Preacher takes Mark Paris down with a piledriver. Preacher takes Mark Paris down with a double underhook piledriver. Preacher is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Preacher catches Mark Paris in an octopus hold. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Preacher nails Mark Paris with the Rocker Dropper. Preacher uses a DDT on Mark Paris. Preacher acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Preacher is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. VIOLET: Preacher definitely has a loyal following of fans here in New York City. JAKE: Because he_s so damn cool. I like Paris and all, but Preacher just exudes badass. Preacher tags out to Maximus. Maximus goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Mark Paris side-steps and Maximus only hits air. JAKE: Maximus with a rookie mistake, although I don_t think he_s a rookie.....ahhh, he is for AGW purposes I guess. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. The crowd is booing Mark Paris. Mark Paris tags out to Speed Racer. Speed Racer and Mark Paris hit Maximus with a double DDT. VIOLET: Who would have thought that Speed and Mark would be able to work together to do a doubleteam move? Speed Racer and Mark Paris whip Maximus into the ropes. They hit Maximus with a double backdrop. Mark Paris executes a back heel kick on Maximus. Speed Racer goes for a German suplex, but Maximus blocks it. Mark Paris leaves the ring. Maximus goes for a dragon screw, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Maximus blocks it. JAKE: All sorts of reversals going on in there. Maximus throws Speed Racer out of the ring. Maximus goes through the ropes. Preacher comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris comes over, but gets cut off. Maximus and Preacher hit Speed Racer with a double DDT. Preacher goes for a superkick, but Speed Racer counters it with a legsweep. Speed Racer places Maximus on the turnbuckle. Speed Racer goes for the Flatliner, but Maximus counters it with a throw-off. The crowd is starting to get behind Maximus. Maximus goes for a jumping side kick, but Speed Racer ducks out of the way. Speed Racer reenters the ring. Maximus follows him back in. Maximus brings the table into the ring. Maximus catches Speed Racer in a cobra clutch. Speed Racer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Maximus tags out to Preacher. JAKE: Oooohhhh, this should be good. Speed Racer and Preacher going at it. Maximus enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris enters the ring and throws Maximus out of the ring. A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Paris. Speed Racer and Mark Paris whip Preacher into the ropes. They hit Preacher with a double kick to the midsection. Mark Paris leaves the ring. Speed Racer hits Preacher with a short clothesline. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Speed Racer. Mark Paris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris goes for a tornado DDT, but Preacher counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Mark Paris rolls out of the ring. Preacher nails Speed Racer with a DDT. Preacher is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Preacher runs into the ropes. Speed Racer takes Preacher down with a superkick. Speed Racer throws Preacher out of the ring. Speed Racer goes through the ropes. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the guardrail. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer and Mark Paris hit Preacher with a double armbreaker. JAKE: They made a wish with Preacher_s arms....that had to hurt. Mark Paris goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Preacher blocks it. Preacher sets up Speed Racer on the table. Preacher executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. JAKE: Then again, that looked like it hurt worse. Speed got folded like an accordion. Preacher seemingly enjoys the boos. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the guardrail. Speed Racer throws Preacher back into the ring. Speed Racer gives him a snap suplex, but Preacher doesn't even care. Preacher begs off. Speed Racer executes a Death Valley Driver on Preacher. Speed Racer is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, shoulder up. Speed Racer gets a scorpion deathlock on Preacher. Preacher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. Speed Racer is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Speed Racer executes a series of punches on Preacher. Speed Racer goes for a cradle suplex, but Preacher counters it with an achilles tendon hold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Preacher stands in the ring in a crucifix stance. The crowd is wildly cheering Preacher with only a few scattered boos audible. Preacher goes for a kick to the thigh, but Speed Racer counters it with a dragon screw. VIOLET: Good counter by Speed, he enjoys working the leg a bit since the figure 4 leglock is one of his favorite holds. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the ropes. Speed Racer hits a spinwheel kick on Preacher. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the turnbuckle, but Preacher reverses it. Preacher whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it. Speed Racer hits Preacher with a kick. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Preacher begs off. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the turnbuckle. Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Speed Racer misses with an elbow. Speed Racer hits Preacher with a shoulderblock. Speed Racer hits a low blow on Preacher. Speed Racer gives him a Frankensteiner, but Preacher only stares at him. Speed Racer tags out to Mark Paris. JAKE: Ha, Preacher just stood there and let Speed fall on his ass....and now Speed_s bolting from the ring. Wimp. VIOLET: He seemed a bit disturbed by Preacher absorbing that move....Mark Paris will give it a go. Speed Racer gives him a Russian legsweep, but Preacher doesn't budge. Speed Racer rolls out of the ring. Preacher nails Mark Paris with a jawbreaker. The crowd is wildly cheering Preacher with only a few scattered boos audible. Preacher goes for a back heel kick, but Mark Paris counters it with a cradle suplex. Mark Paris leaves the ring. He returns with the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale. Mark Paris takes a swing at Preacher with the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale , but he gets out of the way. Preacher snatches the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale from him. Preacher hits him with the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale. Preacher doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris is busted wide open. JAKE: And the ale is all over the ring. Good thing Mr. Bitter ain_t in there. That drunk would be licking the canvas for whatever Ale is left. Preacher goes for a flying bulldog, but Mark Paris side-steps and Preacher only hits air. Mark Paris hits Preacher with a power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Maximus makes the save. Preacher tags out to Maximus. VIOLET: Good tag for Preacher, he was in there for a long time. Speed Racer enters the ring and throws Preacher out of the ring. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Mark Paris and Speed Racer hit Maximus with a double armbreaker. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Mark Paris attempts to place Maximus on the turnbuckle, but Maximus blocks it. Mark Paris hits Maximus. Maximus hits Mark Paris. Mark Paris hits Maximus. Mark Paris further incites the crowd. Mark Paris chops Maximus. Numerous fans are using Mark Paris for target practice. Maximus kicks Mark Paris. The crowd is really behind Maximus. Mark Paris begs off. Maximus nails Mark Paris with a kick to the midsection. Maximus executes the Quickening on Mark Paris. There are lots of chants for Maximus. Maximus goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Mark Paris hits him with the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Mark Paris tags out to Speed Racer. Preacher enters the ring and lays out Mark Paris. Preacher takes Speed Racer down with a DDT. The boos are resurfacing again. Preacher leaves the ring. Maximus attempts to place Speed Racer on the turnbuckle, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer begs off. Maximus executes a Western lariat on Speed Racer. Maximus runs into the ropes. Maximus misses with a clothesline. Speed Racer hits Maximus with a backdrop. Mark Paris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer and Mark Paris hit Maximus with a double DDT. Preacher enters the ring and throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Preacher goes for a piledriver, but Speed Racer counters it with a kneebar. Preacher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Preacher leaves the ring. Mark Paris whips Preacher into the turnbuckle. Mark Paris tags out to Speed Racer. Mark Paris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Maximus enters the ring, but gets cut off. Mark Paris gives him a DDT, but Preacher doesn't even care. The crowd is wildly cheering Preacher with only a few scattered boos audible. Mark Paris rolls out of the ring. Preacher goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Speed Racer blocks it. Preacher begs off. Speed Racer gives the sign for the Flatliner. Speed Racer attempts to place Preacher on the turnbuckle, but Preacher blocks it. Speed Racer attempts to place Preacher on the turnbuckle, but Preacher blocks it. JAKE: Yeah, moron, give the sign for the move so your opponent KNOWS what you plan on doing. Speed Racer takes a swing at Preacher with the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale , but he gets out of the way. Preacher snatches the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale from him. Preacher hits him with the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale. Speed Racer begs off. Preacher throws Speed Racer out of the ring. Preacher goes through the ropes. Preacher goes for the Redemption, but Speed Racer counters it with a kick-off. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Preacher is busted wide open. VIOLET: Preacher and Mark Paris are both bloody messes right now....these two teams are giving each other one hell of a fight. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Maximus comes over and lays out Mark Paris. There are lots of chants for Maximus. Preacher nails Speed Racer with a flying bulldog. They're brawling inside the ring area. Maximus comes over to make it two-on-one. Maximus executes a backspin DDT on Speed Racer. Preacher goes for a flying bulldog, but Speed Racer side-steps and Preacher only hits air. Speed Racer nails Preacher with a Russian legsweep. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. Speed Racer acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Maximus comes over, but gets cut off. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Preacher counters it with a cradle suplex. Preacher whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Preacher goes for a kneebreaker, but Speed Racer blocks it. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Preacher counters it with a low blow. Preacher is handed brass knuckles. Preacher hits him with the knuckles. JAKE: Preacher definitely isn_t above using foreign objects.....and quite often that is a good thing. The crowd is wildly cheering Preacher with only a few scattered boos audible. Maximus comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris comes over and lays out Maximus. Mark Paris takes Preacher down with a back heel kick. Speed Racer executes a German suplex on Preacher. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the guardrail. Speed Racer executes a cradle suplex on Preacher. Speed Racer knocks Preacher into the ringsteps. Speed Racer seemingly enjoys the boos. Speed Racer hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Preacher. JAKE: Speedy doing all sortsa suplexes out there. Who does he think he is? Matt Technician? Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. Speed Racer seemingly enjoys the boos. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Preacher ducks out of the way. Preacher takes Speed Racer down with a back suplex. Maximus comes over to make it two-on-one. Preacher and Maximus hit Speed Racer with a double kneedrop. Mark Paris comes over and lays out Maximus. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Mark Paris goes for a piledriver, but Preacher counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle. Maximus goes for a backspin DDT, but Speed Racer counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer and Mark Paris hit Preacher with a double armbreaker. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Maximus comes over and lays out Mark Paris. Maximus comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris comes over and lays out Maximus. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Preacher counters it with a low blow. Preacher is handed a road sign. Preacher takes a swing at Speed Racer with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. Speed Racer snatches the road sign from him. Speed Racer hits him with the road sign. Speed Racer seemingly enjoys the boos. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the guardrail. Speed Racer places Preacher on the turnbuckle. Speed Racer executes the Flatliner on Preacher on the concrete floor. Preacher is out cold. Speed Racer sets up a table. Speed Racer sets up Preacher on the table. Speed Racer executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Oh my god. Speed getting absolutely vicious on the Preacher. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the guardrail. Speed Racer grabs a chair. Speed Racer takes the chair. Speed Racer hits a flying bodypress with the chair on Preacher. Amethyst comes from behind, but Preacher nails Amethyst. Speed Racer goes for a flying kneedrop, but Preacher rolls out of the way. JAKE: As much as Preacher should be knocked out, he still has enough in him. Maximus comes over to make it two-on-one. Maximus hits Speed Racer with a bulldog headlock. Preacher goes for a flying bulldog, but Speed Racer side-steps and Preacher only hits air. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the guardrail. Speed Racer is handed brass knuckles. Speed Racer hits him with the knuckles. Speed Racer hits him with brass knuckles. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer uses a flying legdrop on Preacher. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Maximus comes over and lays out Mark Paris. Maximus uses a reverse neckbreaker on Speed Racer. Preacher goes for a flying bulldog, but Speed Racer side-steps and Preacher only hits air. Mark Paris uses a back heel kick on Preacher. Speed Racer takes a running start and springs off the chair. Speed Racer goes for a Victory Roll, but Preacher blocks it. Preacher sets up a table. Preacher goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Speed Racer counters it with a backdrop. Speed Racer hits him with the knuckles. The boos are resurfacing again. Speed Racer uses a flying bodypress on Preacher. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris uses a back heel kick on Preacher. Speed Racer goes for a Victory Roll, but Preacher sits down on him. JAKE: Hey guys, this ain_t falls count anywhere! Preacher goes for a kick to the thigh, but Speed Racer counters it with a dragon screw. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the guardrail. Speed Racer nails Preacher with a series of kicks to the midsection. Amethyst comes from behind, but Preacher nails Amethyst. Moonspell comes from behind, but Preacher nails Moonspell. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. Speed Racer doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Speed Racer knocks Preacher into the ringsteps. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris hits a bulldog headlock on Preacher. Speed Racer goes for a split legged moonsault, but Preacher gets his knees up. Preacher whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Preacher takes Speed Racer down with a T-Bone Suplex. Preacher sets up Speed Racer on the table. Preacher executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Wow, these two teams are just doing such a great job out there. The crowd is wildly cheering Preacher with only a few scattered boos audible. Preacher whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Maximus comes over to make it two-on-one. Preacher and Maximus hit Speed Racer with a double kneedrop. Preacher uses a European uppercut on Speed Racer. Maximus comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris comes over and lays out Maximus. The boos are resurfacing again. Speed Racer hits a flying kneedrop on Preacher. Speed Racer hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Preacher. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Maximus comes over, but gets cut off. Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Preacher counters it with a DDT. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Moonspell comes from behind and distracts Preacher. Speed Racer takes Preacher down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Preacher counters it with a low blow. Preacher is handed a baseball bat. Preacher hits him with the baseball bat. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Preacher whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Preacher goes for an inverted power bomb, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer reenters the ring. Preacher follows him back in. Preacher brings the the baseball bat into the ring. Preacher takes a swing at Speed Racer with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Speed Racer snatches the baseball bat from him. Speed Racer hits him with the baseball bat. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Darren Lloyd throws the baseball bat out of the ring. Speed Racer gives the sign for the Flatliner. Speed Racer attempts to place Preacher on the turnbuckle, but Preacher blocks it. Speed Racer whips Preacher into the ropes, but Preacher reverses it. Speed Racer hits Preacher with a clothesline. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Maximus doesn't make it in time... three. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. The winners are Speed Racer and Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:17:45 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Wow, and just like that, Speed hits Preacher with a clothesline and it_s all over. These 4 men are totally spent. The crowd is giving them a standing ovation. JAKE: Sucks for them to be spent, they still got a ways to go tonight. VIOLET: Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel will take on Ghetto Booty and the Apostle next....the winner will get the third slot in the 3 way semifinal. JAKE: Whoa, we go from the artist formerly known as Sam Bishop now Preacher to the artist formerly known as The Preacher now known as The Apostle. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Vixon Delilah and Tammy Lynn... At a total combined weight of 590 pounds... Fleshcrawl and "The Man of a 1,000 Gimmicks" Brad Steel Their opponents... Led to the ring by those skanky ho's... At a total combined weight of 538 pounds... "That Big Ol' Pimp" Ghetto Booty and The Apostle They lock up. The Apostle goes for a wheelbarrow suplex, but Fleshcrawl blocks it. Fleshcrawl throws The Apostle out of the ring. Fleshcrawl goes through the ropes. Fleshcrawl goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Apostle blocks it. Ghetto Booty comes over to make it two-on-one. Ghetto Booty goes for a short clothesline, but Fleshcrawl counters it with a Gorilla Press. Fleshcrawl sets up a table. Fleshcrawl whips The Apostle into the guardrail. Fleshcrawl gives him a chop, but The Apostle only stares at him. Fleshcrawl whips The Apostle into the guardrail. Fleshcrawl hits a jumping DDT on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl executes a leg lariat on The Apostle. Vixon Delilah comes from behind, but The Apostle nails Vixon Delilah. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Ghetto Booty comes over, but gets cut off. Brad Steel gives him a dropkick, but The Apostle doesn't budge. Fleshcrawl goes for a full nelson, but The Apostle blocks it. The Apostle executes the Altar Call on Fleshcrawl on the concrete floor. The crowd is starting to get behind The Apostle. Ghetto Booty comes over to make it two-on-one. Ghetto Booty executes a clothesline on Fleshcrawl. The Apostle uses a Soviet suplex on Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty nails Fleshcrawl with a clothesline. The Apostle takes Fleshcrawl down with a flying shoulderblock. Ghetto Booty nails Fleshcrawl with a Hotshot. The Apostle hits Fleshcrawl with a flying shoulderblock. The Apostle knocks Fleshcrawl into the ringpost. The Apostle goes for a snap suplex, but Fleshcrawl counters it with a small package. Fleshcrawl sets up The Apostle on the table. Fleshcrawl executes a piledriver through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Fleshcrawl definitely a formidable hardcore competitor. Fleshcrawl gives him a double underhook piledriver, but The Apostle only stares at him. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel uses a clothesline on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl goes for a backslide, but The Apostle blocks it. The Apostle executes a piledriver on Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel comes over and lays out Ghetto Booty. The crowd is cheering on Brad Steel. Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel hit The Apostle with a double chop. Fleshcrawl sets up a table. Fleshcrawl uses a forearm smash on The Apostle. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel takes The Apostle down with a short clothesline. Fleshcrawl executes a backslide on The Apostle. Brad Steel goes for a short clothesline, but The Apostle counters it with a hiptoss. The Apostle goes for the Altar Call, but Fleshcrawl counters it with the Baba chop. Fleshcrawl knocks The Apostle into the ringsteps. Quite a few boos are audible. Fleshcrawl sets up The Apostle on the table. Fleshcrawl executes the Death Drop through the table. The table is broken in half. Fleshcrawl nails The Apostle with a spinebuster slam. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel uses an inverted power bomb on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl executes a reverse flying elbowdrop on The Apostle. Brad Steel uses a short clothesline on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl nails The Apostle with a backflip cradle. Ghetto Booty comes over, but gets cut off. Brad Steel executes a clothesline on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl puts The Apostle in a full nelson. Fleshcrawl goes for a Tombstone, but The Apostle reverses it. The crowd is starting to get behind The Apostle. The Apostle proclaims" Today is the Day that the Lord has made!". JAKE: Hey, go thump the bible to someone who cares, jerky! A small "The Apostle" chant is being started. Vixon Delilah comes from behind, but The Apostle nails Vixon Delilah. Fleshcrawl takes The Apostle down with a Gorilla Press. Fleshcrawl extends his arms outward while swinging his long hair. Fleshcrawl is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Vixon Delilah comes from behind and distracts The Apostle. Fleshcrawl goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The Apostle blocks it. Ghetto Booty comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel comes over, but gets cut off. Ghetto Booty hits a vertical suplex on Fleshcrawl. The Apostle goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Vixon Delilah shoves him off the turnbuckle. The crowd is starting to get behind The Apostle. Derek Aston threatens Fleshcrawl with disqualification. Fleshcrawl extends his arms outward while swinging his long hair. Fleshcrawl is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel hit The Apostle with a double chop. Brad Steel uses a backbreaker on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl is handed a frying pan. Fleshcrawl hits him with the frying pan. VIOLET: This match has been all Fleshcrawl and Steel/ The crowd is booing Fleshcrawl. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel hit The Apostle with a double chop. Brad Steel hits a superkick on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl hits a backflip cradle on The Apostle. Ghetto Booty comes over and lays out Brad Steel. A portion of the crowd is booing Ghetto Booty. The Apostle and Ghetto Booty hit Fleshcrawl with a double flying axhandle. The Apostle nails Fleshcrawl with a facerake. Ghetto Booty comes over to make it two-on-one. Ghetto Booty uses a clothesline on Fleshcrawl. Brad Steel comes over and lays out Ghetto Booty. Brad Steel is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Fleshcrawl whips The Apostle into the guardrail. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Ghetto Booty comes over and lays out Brad Steel. A portion of the crowd is cheering Ghetto Booty. Ghetto Booty hits Fleshcrawl with a short clothesline. The Apostle goes for a Soviet suplex, but Fleshcrawl blocks it. Brad Steel takes The Apostle down with a belly-to-back suplex. Fleshcrawl gives him an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but The Apostle only stares at him. Fleshcrawl uses a leg lariat on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl takes a swing at The Apostle with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. The Apostle snatches the frying pan from him. The Apostle hits him with the frying pan. The crowd is starting to get behind The Apostle. Ghetto Booty comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel comes over, but gets cut off. Ghetto Booty goes for a clothesline, but Fleshcrawl ducks out of the way. Fleshcrawl sets up a table. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Ghetto Booty comes over, but gets cut off. Brad Steel takes The Apostle down with a dropkick. Fleshcrawl uses a backslide on The Apostle. Ghetto Booty gets back up and lays out Brad Steel. Ghetto Booty is starting to get more cheers than boos. The Apostle and Ghetto Booty hit Fleshcrawl with a double flying axhandle. The Apostle goes for a snap suplex, but Fleshcrawl blocks it. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel hits an inverted power bomb on The Apostle. Fleshcrawl hits a flying headbutt on The Apostle. Brad Steel takes The Apostle down with a superkick. Fleshcrawl goes for a full nelson, but The Apostle blocks it. Ghetto Booty comes over to make it two-on-one. Ghetto Booty hits a short clothesline on Fleshcrawl. The Apostle executes a Soviet suplex on Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty nails Fleshcrawl with a clothesline. The Apostle uses the Michinoku Driver on Fleshcrawl. The Apostle and Ghetto Booty hit Fleshcrawl with a double flying axhandle. The Apostle goes for the Altar Call, but Fleshcrawl counters it with an arm bite . Fleshcrawl hits a neck snap on The Apostle. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Ghetto Booty comes over and lays out Brad Steel. Ghetto Booty seemingly enjoys the boos. The Apostle reenters the ring. Fleshcrawl follows him back in. The Apostle executes the Altar Call on Fleshcrawl. The Apostle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Apostle goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Vixon Delilah distracts Derek Aston. VIOLET: That was almost it for Fleshcrawl, his old manager Vixon Delilah has made an appearance tonight though he doesn_t plan on her joining him full time. Fleshcrawl gives the sign for the Death Drop. Fleshcrawl attempts to place The Apostle on the turnbuckle, but The Apostle blocks it. Fleshcrawl whips The Apostle into the ropes, but The Apostle reverses it. The Apostle hits Fleshcrawl with the Sky High. There is no referee to count. Vixon Delilah enters the ring and hits The Apostle with the chain. The Apostle is out cold. JAKE: Hell, I_d keep here, she_s proven pretty useful there. Fleshcrawl hits The Apostle with a powerslam. There is no referee to count. Derek Aston is back on the job. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Apostle reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brad Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel whip The Apostle into the ropes. They hit The Apostle with a double backdrop. Brad Steel leaves the ring. Fleshcrawl uses a rolling kick on The Apostle. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Fleshcrawl goes for a Gorilla Press, but The Apostle blocks it. The Apostle hits Fleshcrawl with a vertical suplex. The Apostle whips Fleshcrawl into the turnbuckle, but Fleshcrawl reverses it. Fleshcrawl runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Apostle lifts his knee. The Apostle gets an achilles tendon hold on Fleshcrawl. Fleshcrawl reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Apostle uses a piledriver on Fleshcrawl. The Apostle is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Apostle is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... The Apostle nails Fleshcrawl with a facerake. The Apostle whips Fleshcrawl into the ropes, but Fleshcrawl reverses it. The Apostle and Fleshcrawl get hit with a double clothesline. The Apostle executes the Sky High on Fleshcrawl. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. VIOLET: Apostle just can_t get the pinfall, so now he is gonna tag Ghetto Booty to see if he can do better. The Apostle tags out to Ghetto Booty. Ghetto Booty and The Apostle hit Fleshcrawl with a double flying axhandle. The Apostle leaves the ring. Ghetto Booty goes for a short clothesline, but Fleshcrawl ducks out of the way. Fleshcrawl punches Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Fleshcrawl hits Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl seemingly enjoys the boos. Ghetto Booty kicks Fleshcrawl. Fleshcrawl chops Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl seemingly enjoys the boos. Ghetto Booty hits Fleshcrawl. The cheers for Ghetto Booty are drowning out the boos. Ghetto Booty chops Fleshcrawl. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl kicks Ghetto Booty. Ghetto Booty chops Fleshcrawl. Fleshcrawl chops Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl seemingly enjoys the boos. Fleshcrawl whips Ghetto Booty into the ropes, but Ghetto Booty reverses it. Fleshcrawl hits Ghetto Booty with a leg lariat. Ghetto Booty begs off. Fleshcrawl whips Ghetto Booty into the ropes. Vixon Delilah trips Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl kicks Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Ghetto Booty punches Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty hits Fleshcrawl. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Ghetto Booty whips Fleshcrawl into the ropes. Fleshcrawl takes Ghetto Booty down with a lariat. Fleshcrawl is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Ghetto Booty begs off. Fleshcrawl uses a diving headbutt on Ghetto Booty. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Fleshcrawl. Fleshcrawl hits a rolling kick on Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl runs into the ropes. Fleshcrawl hits Ghetto Booty with a clothesline. Fleshcrawl goes for a hiptoss, but Ghetto Booty counters it with a facerake. Ghetto Booty doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Ghetto Booty executes a headbutt on Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty hits a low blow on Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty gives the sign for the FDA. Ghetto Booty executes the FDA on Fleshcrawl. The boos are resurfacing again. Ghetto Booty goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Vixon Delilah puts Fleshcrawl's foot on the rope. JAKE: Delilah again with the save. Ghetto Booty goes for a bitchslap, but Fleshcrawl blocks it. Fleshcrawl whips Ghetto Booty into the ropes, but Ghetto Booty reverses it. Ghetto Booty misses with an elbow. Fleshcrawl hits Ghetto Booty with a kick. Fleshcrawl goes for a leg lariat, but Ghetto Booty ducks out of the way. Fleshcrawl takes the barbwire guitar and uses it on him. The cheers for Fleshcrawl are drowning out the boos. Fleshcrawl runs into the ropes. Ghetto Booty nails Fleshcrawl with a punch. Ghetto Booty chops Fleshcrawl. The crowd is wildly cheering Ghetto Booty with only a few scattered boos audible. Fleshcrawl kicks Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl hits a faceslam on Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Ghetto Booty begs off. Fleshcrawl hits Ghetto Booty with a backbreaker. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Fleshcrawl whips Ghetto Booty into the turnbuckle. Ghetto Booty begs off. Fleshcrawl hits Ghetto Booty with a superkick. Fleshcrawl hits Ghetto Booty with a double-axhandle chop. Fleshcrawl attempts to place Ghetto Booty on the turnbuckle, but Ghetto Booty blocks it. Fleshcrawl goes for a spear, but Ghetto Booty side-steps and Fleshcrawl only hits air. Ghetto Booty nails Fleshcrawl with a pimpin' powerslam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Vixon Delilah distracts Derek Aston. Ghetto Booty offers him his skanky ho's. He goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Derek Aston is back on the job. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Vixon Delilah distracts Derek Aston. JAKE: He didn_t take the ho_s? I_d take the ho_s. Ghetto Booty executes a pimpin' piledriver on Fleshcrawl. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Ghetto Booty executes the FDA on Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Derek Aston is back on the job. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Vixon Delilah puts Fleshcrawl's foot on the rope. Ghetto Booty uses a punch on Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty kicks Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty hits Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Ghetto Booty hits Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty hits a low blow on Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty uses a double-axhandle chop on Fleshcrawl. Ghetto Booty takes Fleshcrawl down with a clothesline. Ghetto Booty nails Fleshcrawl with a bitchslap. Ghetto Booty goes for a pimpin' powerbomb, but Fleshcrawl blocks it. Fleshcrawl hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Ghetto Booty. Fleshcrawl tags out to Brad Steel. VIOLET: Fleshy finally tags Brad in, he should have done that 10 minutes ago. Brad Steel and Fleshcrawl whip Ghetto Booty into the ropes. They hit Ghetto Booty with a double clothesline. Fleshcrawl leaves the ring. Brad Steel hits the Ace Crusher on Ghetto Booty. Brad Steel has the crowd going wild. Brad Steel runs into the ropes. Brad Steel takes Ghetto Booty down with a clothesline. Brad Steel hits Ghetto Booty with a backbreaker. Ghetto Booty offers him his skanky ho's. Ghetto Booty is being booed out of the building. He goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Ghetto Booty takes Brad Steel down with a low blow. Ghetto Booty takes Brad Steel down with a bitchslap. Ghetto Booty takes Brad Steel down with a pimpin' powerbomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ghetto Booty goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brad Steel counters it with a legsweep. Brad Steel is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Ghetto Booty takes Brad Steel down with a bitchslap. Ghetto Booty hits a pimpin' powerbomb on Brad Steel. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Ghetto Booty hits a pimpin' piledriver on Brad Steel. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Ghetto Booty executes the FDA on Brad Steel. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Ghetto Booty goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ghetto Booty throws Brad Steel out of the ring. Ghetto Booty goes for a pimpin' plancha, but Brad Steel moves out of the way. Ghetto Booty is out cold. The chants for Brad Steel are deafening. They're brawling inside the ring area. Fleshcrawl comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel and Fleshcrawl hit Ghetto Booty with a double chop. Fleshcrawl hits Ghetto Booty with a leg lariat. Brad Steel goes for a choke sleeper, but Ghetto Booty counters it with a facerake. Ghetto Booty whips Brad Steel into the guardrail. Ghetto Booty reenters the ring. Brad Steel follows him back in. The Apostle enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Apostle hits Brad Steel with a gutwrench suplex. The Apostle leaves the ring. Ghetto Booty whips Brad Steel into the ropes. Ghetto Booty and Brad Steel get hit with a double clothesline. Ghetto Booty whips Brad Steel into the ropes. Ghetto Booty locks Brad Steel in a chokehold. Brad Steel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Ghetto Booty uses a double-axhandle chop on Brad Steel. Ghetto Booty goes for a short clothesline, but Brad Steel ducks out of the way. Brad Steel executes the Steel-Driver on Ghetto Booty. The chants for Brad Steel are deafening. Brad Steel goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, The Apostle makes the save. Brad Steel takes the singapore cane and uses it on him. The chants for Brad Steel are deafening. He goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, The Apostle doesn't make it in time... three. The crowd erupts. The winners are Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel. Time of match: 0:20:12 ~~~~~ JAKE: Steel couldn_t pin Ghetto Booty after the Steel Driver, so he simply knocked him cold with a singapore cane shot. VIOLET: Fleshcrawl and Brad Steel move on and could very well be the underdogs in their semifinal matchup. They will fight Most Holy and Comedy and Mark Paris and Speed Racer. JAKE: Hey that is some great talent in one ring there....well, and then there_s Comedy who_s just fat. VIOLET: Sebastian Cage and Storm will not take on Skull Ganz and the Ice Cream Man. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Dominique and Kellie Skywalker... At a total combined weight of 518 pounds... "The Hot Commodity" Sebastian Cage and Storm Their opponents... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... At a total combined weight of 549 pounds... "The Animal" Skull Ganz and Ice Cream Man They lock up. Sebastian Cage whips Ice Cream Man into the turnbuckle. Ice Cream Man comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection. Sebastian Cage uses a tiger suplex on Ice Cream Man. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage places Ice Cream Man on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage takes Ice Cream Man down with a top-rope fisherman buster. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage executes a superkick on Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage executes an Exploder suplex on Ice Cream Man. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage stands on the second turnbuckle with his fist in the air.. Sebastian Cage is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Sebastian Cage throws Ice Cream Man out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes for a suicide dive, but Ice Cream Man moves out of the way. Sebastian Cage is out cold. VIOLET: Cage with some great offense but he makes an error there. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Storm comes over and lays out Skull Ganz. Storm hits Ice Cream Man with a flying fistdrop. Sebastian Cage goes for the torture rack, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a facerake. Skull Ganz uses a flying fistdrop on Sebastian Cage. Ice Cream Man catches Sebastian Cage in a double chickenwing submission. Ice Cream Man whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Ice Cream Man hits Sebastian Cage with a backward kick. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Storm comes over, but gets cut off. Skull Ganz goes for a short lariat, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Storm locks Skull Ganz in a full nelson. Storm takes Skull Ganz down with a spinebuster slam. Storm whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Storm nails Skull Ganz with a hiptoss. Storm goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Skull Ganz ducks out of the way. Skull Ganz executes a double underhook backbreaker on Storm. Skull Ganz knocks Storm into the ringsteps. The crowd is booing Skull Ganz. Ice Cream Man comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz nails Storm with a flying fistdrop. Ice Cream Man nails Storm with a back heel kick. Skull Ganz goes for the torture rack, but Storm blocks it. Storm hits the Running Forearm Smash on Skull Ganz. Storm sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Storm is handed the brass knuckles. Storm hits him with the brass knuckles. The crowd is starting to get behind Storm. Storm sets up Skull Ganz on the table. Storm executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Storm whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Storm and Sebastian Cage hit Skull Ganz with a double flying axhandle. Sebastian Cage goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Skull Ganz counters it with a Gorilla Press. Skull Ganz whips Storm into the guardrail. Ice Cream Man comes over to make it two-on-one. Ice Cream Man uses a back heel kick on Storm. Skull Ganz goes for the torture rack, but Storm blocks it. Skull Ganz is busted wide open. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Ice Cream Man comes over and lays out Sebastian Cage. Ice Cream Man hits a backbreaker on Storm. Skull Ganz goes for a flying fistdrop, but Storm counters it with a fist to the midsection. Sebastian Cage hits the Running Forearm Smash on Skull Ganz. Storm puts Skull Ganz in a full nelson. Ice Cream Man comes over and lays out Sebastian Cage. Skull Ganz and Ice Cream Man hit Storm with a double bodyslam. Ice Cream Man comes over to make it two-on-one. Ice Cream Man takes Storm down with a back heel kick. Skull Ganz goes for a full nelson, but Storm blocks it. Storm whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage hits Skull Ganz with the Running Forearm Smash. Storm hits Skull Ganz with a German suplex. Kellie Skywalker comes from behind, but Skull Ganz nails Kellie Skywalker. Storm executes the Storm Cycle on Skull Ganz on the concrete floor. The crowd is starting to get behind Storm. Skull Ganz is out cold. Storm is handed a baseball bat. Storm hits him with the baseball bat. The crowd is cheering on Storm. Storm whips Skull Ganz into the guardrail. Storm reenters the ring. Skull Ganz follows him back in. Skull Ganz brings the the baseball bat into the ring. JAKE: Storm and Ganz turned this one from a match into a brawl. Kellie Skywalker tries to interfere, but Susan Blake prevents him from doing so. Skull Ganz whips Storm into the ropes. Susan Blake trips Storm. Skull Ganz nails Storm with a piledriver. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Skull Ganz is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz hits a fist to the midsection on Storm. Skull Ganz goes for a Western lariat, but Storm blocks it. Storm punches Skull Ganz. Storm chops Skull Ganz. Storm is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Skull Ganz hits Storm. Skull Ganz punches Storm. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Skull Ganz kicks Storm. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Storm misses with a clothesline. Skull Ganz misses with a clothesline. Storm misses with a kick. Skull Ganz misses with a shoulderblock. Storm goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz whips Storm into the ropes. Skull Ganz hits Storm with an elbow. Skull Ganz takes Storm down with a faceslam. The crowd is booing Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz tags out to Ice Cream Man. Skull Ganz hits Storm with a flying fistdrop. Ice Cream Man goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Storm blocks it. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. Storm uses a chop on Ice Cream Man. Storm takes a swing at Ice Cream Man with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Ice Cream Man snatches the baseball bat from him. Ice Cream Man takes a swing at Storm with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Storm snatches the baseball bat from him. Storm hits him with the baseball bat. Ice Cream Man is busted wide open. Storm throws Ice Cream Man out of the ring. Storm goes through the ropes. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ice Cream Man ducks out of the way. Sebastian Cage hits Storm. Ice Cream Man is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ice Cream Man goes for a power bomb into a bridge, but Storm blocks it. Storm nails Ice Cream Man with a kick to the head. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Storm executes the Running Forearm Smash on Ice Cream Man. Storm throws Ice Cream Man back into the ring. Storm leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Storm runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Storm goes for a jumping DDT, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a backdrop. Ice Cream Man takes Storm down with a backbreaker. Ice Cream Man is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ice Cream Man uses a power bomb into a bridge on Storm. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Ice Cream Man runs into the ropes. Ice Cream Man takes Storm down with the Bronco Buster. Ice Cream Man is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Ice Cream Man goes for the Oriental Spike, but Storm blocks it. Storm hits Ice Cream Man. Storm chops Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man chops Storm. Storm punches Ice Cream Man. A small "Storm" chant is being started. Storm hits Ice Cream Man. A small "Storm" chant is being started. Storm hits Ice Cream Man. The crowd is starting to get behind Storm. Storm tags out to Sebastian Cage. Storm leaves the ring. Sebastian Cage hits Ice Cream Man with a spinning backbreaker. Sebastian Cage hits a German suplex on Ice Cream Man. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Ice Cream Man runs into the ropes. Ice Cream Man takes Sebastian Cage down with a back heel kick. Ice Cream Man goes for a slingshot into a DDT, but Sebastian Cage side-steps and Ice Cream Man only hits air. Sebastian Cage hits a leaping swinging DDT on Ice Cream Man. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage whips Ice Cream Man into the ropes, but Ice Cream Man reverses it. Ice Cream Man hits Sebastian Cage with a kick. Skull Ganz enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. Ice Cream Man runs into the ropes. Ice Cream Man nails Sebastian Cage with a back heel kick. Ice Cream Man whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle. Ice Cream Man runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sebastian Cage moves out of the way. Sebastian Cage uses an implant DDT on Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Sebastian Cage goes for a choke sleeper, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a facerake. Ice Cream Man whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage executes an Asai moonsault on Ice Cream Man. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage attempts to place Ice Cream Man on the turnbuckle, but Ice Cream Man blocks it. Sebastian Cage chops Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Sebastian Cage chops Ice Cream Man. VIOLET: Cage has proven that he has one up over Ice Cream Man. He has been one step ahead all match long. Sebastian Cage kicks Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Sebastian Cage attempts to place Ice Cream Man on the turnbuckle, but Ice Cream Man blocks it. Sebastian Cage executes a vertical facebuster on Ice Cream Man. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Sebastian Cage locks Ice Cream Man in an Ankle Lock Submission. Ice Cream Man is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ice Cream Man is close to passing out from the pain. Darren Lloyd asks Ice Cream Man if he's had enough. Ice Cream Man shakes his head. Darren Lloyd asks Ice Cream Man if he should stop the fight. Ice Cream Man shakes his head. Ice Cream Man summons one last burst of energy. Darren Lloyd asks Ice Cream Man if he's had enough. Ice Cream Man shakes his head. Ice Cream Man is barely hanging in there. Ice Cream Man reaches the ropes after being trapped for 38 seconds. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd tells Ice Cream Man to respond or he'll stop the fight. Ice Cream Man doesn't respond. Darren Lloyd stops the fight after 20 seconds. The crowd is wildly cheering Sebastian Cage with only a few scattered boos audible. The winners are Sebastian Cage and Storm. Time of match: 0:11:23 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Two devastating submission moves in a row, and Ice Cream Man had no choice but to tap out. JAKE: Yeah, Storm has always been the most successful Blood Runs Cold member here in the AGW so Cage definitely got good backup. I_m sure as hell glad he left GenX though. VIOLET: Well, Smooth was sorry to see him go but he saw Cage trying to take it over. JAKE: Yeah, cause Smooth was sitting around with his thumb up his ass driving GenX into the ground. Somebody had to do something with _em. VIOLET: Speaking of which, Smooth Operator and Seth Rage, both men that are hated by Sebastian Cage, will take on Derrick Reed and Explosion. JAKE: Hey, wouldn_t that be something if Smooth and Seth advanced? They would both get to face Sebastian Cage..... VIOLET: Only in the Lethal Lottery can stuff like that happen. Go to the ring! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jacqueline and Gabriella Rage... At a total combined weight of 547 pounds... "Smooth Daddy" Smooth Operator and "The Legend" Seth Rage Their opponents... Led to the ring by Michael Cross... At a total combined weight of 608 pounds... "Disasterous" Derrick Reed and Explosion They lock up. Smooth Operator executes a spear on Derrick Reed. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Michael Cross trips Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator executes a Destiny Hammer on Derrick Reed. The crowd is cheering on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator locks Derrick Reed in a kneelock submission. Derrick Reed reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator catches Derrick Reed in a guillotine choke. Derrick Reed breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Derrick Reed uses a DDT on Smooth Operator. Derrick Reed whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Derrick Reed goes for a backspin DDT, but Smooth Operator counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator is getting a good reaction from the crowd. In turn, Derrick Reed counters it with a facerake. Derrick Reed hits Smooth Operator. Derrick Reed punches Smooth Operator. Derrick Reed tags out to Explosion. Explosion and Derrick Reed whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They attempt to hit Smooth Operator with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Derrick Reed leaves the ring. Smooth Operator takes Explosion down with a jack-knife power bomb. Michael Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator Raises his hand. Smooth Operator is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Smooth Operator tags out to Seth Rage. Seth Rage runs into the ropes. Explosion uses a Soviet suplex on Seth Rage. Explosion is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Explosion executes the Tomahawk chop on Seth Rage. Explosion hits a Tombstone on Seth Rage. Explosion runs into the ropes. Seth Rage executes a back heel kick on Explosion. Seth Rage tags out to Smooth Operator. JAKE: Good idea, Explosion destroyed Rage in there so it was time to tag back out to Smooth. Smooth Operator and Seth Rage whip Explosion into the ropes. Smooth Operator and Seth Rage hit Explosion with a double lariat. Derrick Reed enters the ring and throws Seth Rage out of the ring. Explosion and Derrick Reed whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double backdrop. Derrick Reed leaves the ring. Explosion hits a Tombstone on Smooth Operator. Explosion is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Explosion goes for a front-layout suplex, but Smooth Operator counters it with a kneelift. Smooth Operator whips Explosion into the ropes, but Explosion reverses it. Explosion nails Smooth Operator with a double-axhandle chop. Explosion runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator nails Explosion with an enzuigiri to the face. Smooth Operator is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Michael Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator executes an earringer on Explosion. Smooth Operator is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Smooth Operator gives him a Destiny Hammer, but Explosion doesn't budge. Quite a few boos are audible. Smooth Operator tags out to Seth Rage. Seth Rage and Smooth Operator whip Explosion into the ropes. They hit Explosion with a double kick to the midsection. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Seth Rage hits Explosion with a legsweep. Seth Rage whips Explosion into the ropes. Seth Rage takes Explosion down with a fist to the midsection. Smooth Operator enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage and Smooth Operator whip Explosion into the ropes. They hit Explosion with a double backdrop. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Seth Rage whips Explosion into the ropes. Explosion takes Seth Rage down with a flying forearm. Michael Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Explosion executes a vertical facebuster on Seth Rage. Michael Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Explosion takes Seth Rage down with a front slam. Explosion whips Seth Rage into the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage reverses it. Seth Rage charges into the corner. Seth Rage gives him a flying lariat, but Explosion only stares at him. Smooth Operator enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed enters the ring, but gets cut off. Seth Rage and Smooth Operator hit Explosion with a double lariat. VIOLET: Good idea to double team Explosion to try to take the monster down. Derrick Reed gets back up and lays out Smooth Operator. The crowd is cheering on Derrick Reed. Explosion and Derrick Reed whip Seth Rage into the ropes. They attempt to hit Seth Rage with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Seth Rage hits them with a double clothesline. Derrick Reed enters the ring and lays out Smooth Operator. Derrick Reed leaves the ring. Explosion whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Explosion misses with an elbow. Seth Rage hits Explosion with a clothesline. Seth Rage gets the Cross-faced chicken wing on Explosion. Explosion is struggling to reach the ropes. Explosion tries to fight the pain. Explosion breaks the hold after 23 seconds. Explosion goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Seth Rage counters it with a small package. Seth Rage is going for the pin. Michael Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going crazy. The winners are Smooth Operator and Seth Rage. Time of match: 0:05:32 ~~~~~ JAKE: What? VIOLET: And just like that Seth Rage catches Explosion by surprise and holds him down for the 3 count. JAKE: Reed looks a bit pissed and I would be too. He didn_t expect little Rage to hold big Explosion down that easily. VIOLET: So our semfinals are set. 5 teams left out of 40, but before those proceed, let_s go to the back, I hear that Brad Steel got a hold of Mark Payne after Payne and Unleaded lost their quarterfinal matchup.... *Steel and Payne are now in the boiler room* (Steel and Payne are going toe to toe. They are throwing wild punches at each other. They end up climbing on top of a loading dock like area. They battle each other until Brad Steel gets the upper hand. Steel nails payne with a head and arm suplex into a broken crate. Derrick Diamond, Brenda and David Leonhart come running out and set up some tables. They set three tables on top of each other and single to Steel to somehow drive Mark Payne through the tables. Steel drags Payne over to the edge of the dock area...Payne tries to fight back but is met with a hard soccer-like kick to the gut. Steel decides to hook Paynes arms and set him up for a Steel-Driver.....he hooks him in and drops to the floor of the dock area. He then picks him up again.....gets behind....wraps his arms around the waist and executes a absolutely wicked release german suplex the sends Payne crashing all three tables and he lands on his right arm akwardly. Steel stands up him on the dock....holding his body, laughing his ass off and then he mutters.) Steel: Well, Looks like it was an Eye for an Eye! It's oooooovvvveeeeee...... (Steel passes out from the blood loss.) VIOLET: Oh my god, Mark Payne got tossed through all those tables!!!! JAKE: Hey, good thing that Brad Steel got his killer instinct back because otherwise he_d REALLY suck. VIOLET: I doubt that, but he is been chomping at the bit for a long month or so to get back at Mark Payne. JAKE: He got back at him all right, by breaking Payne_s back, and arms, and legs..... VIOLET: Well, Payne wasn_t hurt quite that bad. Word is that Payne is being taken to a hospital, Payne seems to have an arm injury and Steel passed out from extreme blood loss. Wow. JAKE: Fun stuff, eh? VIOLET: Well, I just hope both men are OK. Anyhow, the show must go on. We have the 3 way semifinal match next. Any predictions, Jake? JAKE: I gotta go with Most Holy and Comedy for this one.....mainly because Brad Steel has a MATCH right now...... VIOLET: Well, I don_t know if he will be able to make it out for this semifinal match after what we just saw. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team triangle match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess and Sonia Sterling... At a total combined weight of 774 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy and Comedy Their opponents... Led to the ring by Moonspell, Amethyst, Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson... At a total combined weight of 474 pounds... "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer and "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris Their opponents... Led to the ring by Vixon Delilah and Tammy Lynn... At a total combined weight of 590 pounds... Fleshcrawl and "The Man of a 1,000 Gimmicks" Brad Steel VIOLET: Well, they called Steel_s name out but no Brad Steel. JAKE: What a dummy, he just possibly lost his chance at getting an IC or World Title shot for some stupid revenge thing. They lock up. Comedy runs into the ropes. Speed Racer hits Comedy with an elbow. Speed Racer goes for a flying legdrop, but Sonia Sterling shoves him off the turnbuckle. Speed Racer begs off. Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one. Comedy sets up Speed Racer on the table. Comedy executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. Comedy further incites the crowd. Comedy is handed a fire extinguisher. Comedy hits him with the fire extinguisher. Comedy further incites the crowd. Comedy uses the Russian Sickle on Speed Racer. Comedy hits Speed Racer with a brain buster. Tammy Lynn comes from behind, but Comedy nails Tammy Lynn. Speed Racer whips Comedy into the guardrail. Speed Racer grabs a chair. Speed Racer takes a running start and springs off the chair. Speed Racer hits Comedy with a clothesline. Speed Racer throws Comedy back into the ring. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer uses a senton on Comedy. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Speed Racer goes for a backdrop, but Comedy counters it with a sunset flip. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Moonspell puts Brad Steel's foot on the rope. VIOLET: Well, the two stablemates are certainly putting a pounding on each other here. JAKE: Yeah, neither man is gonna give up this opportunity. Speed Racer takes Comedy down with the Diamond Cutter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer tags out to Mark Paris. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Mark Paris uses a tornado DDT on Comedy. Mark Paris gives him an earringer, but Comedy doesn't budge. Mark Paris throws Comedy out of the ring. Mark Paris goes for a senton, but Comedy moves out of the way. Mark Paris is out cold. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. JAKE: The crowd just loves it when Paris messes up don_t they? VIOLET: Well, we certainly aren_t in Ohio anymore, where Paris is a hero. Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one. Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one. Comedy hits a bulldog on Mark Paris. Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one. Comedy sets up a table. Comedy knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Comedy doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Comedy reenters the ring. Mark Paris follows him back in. Mark Paris executes a superkick to the solar-plexus. He goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Sonia Sterling puts Comedy's foot on the rope. Mark Paris hits Comedy with a DDT. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Comedy. Comedy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Comedy is inching his way towards the ropes. Comedy tries to fight the pain. Comedy submits after 15 seconds. Comedy has been eliminated. Mark Paris acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. The winners are Speed Racer and Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:05:41 VIOLET: Mark Paris knocked Comedy down, and once he is down, he has trouble getting back up. JAKE: One Extreme Measure and it was all over for the fat man.....Most Holy is probably pissed though. He could have gotten his hands around Speed Racer again after kicking his ass earlier tonight. VIOLET: Well, the team of Most Holy and Comedy are done for. Now it_s a virtual handicap match as Speed Racer and Mark Paris take on Fleshcrawl. JAKE: Ahhhh, Fleshy_s probably better off without Steel bogging him down. VIOLET: Hey! They lock up. Fleshcrawl hits Mark Paris with a rolling kick. Fleshcrawl goes for a reverse piledriver, but Mark Paris counters it with a backdrop. Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Mark Paris goes for a 450 splash, but Fleshcrawl gets his knees up. Fleshcrawl executes a powerslam on Mark Paris. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Mark Paris whips Fleshcrawl into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Fleshcrawl with a kick. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Fleshcrawl counters it with a legsweep . Fleshcrawl hits a Gorilla Press on Mark Paris. Fleshcrawl goes for a monkey flip, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris whips Fleshcrawl into the ropes. Mark Paris and Fleshcrawl get hit with a double clothesline. Mark Paris goes for a piledriver, but Fleshcrawl blocks it. Fleshcrawl goes for a backbreaker, but Mark Paris counters it with a facerake. Mark Paris uses a football tackle on Fleshcrawl. Mark Paris hits Fleshcrawl with a tornado DDT. Mark Paris is starting to get more cheers than boos. Mark Paris hits Fleshcrawl with a football tackle. Mark Paris catches Fleshcrawl in a chokehold. Fleshcrawl reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris is bleeding profusely. VIOLET: The cuts Paris got in his earlier tag match against Preacher and Mazimus have reopened now....this could be dangerous. Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Mark Paris nails Fleshcrawl with a DDT. Mark Paris locks Fleshcrawl in the STF. Fleshcrawl tries to escape the hold. Mark Paris lets go after 12 seconds. Mark Paris nails Fleshcrawl with a football tackle. Mark Paris attempts to place Fleshcrawl on the turnbuckle, but Fleshcrawl blocks it. Mark Paris uses a DDT on Fleshcrawl. The cheers for Mark Paris are drowning out the boos. Mark Paris hits a piledriver on Fleshcrawl. Mark Paris nails Fleshcrawl with an earringer. The cheers for Mark Paris are drowning out the boos. Vixon Delilah tries to interfere, but Rachel Morris prevents her from doing so. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Fleshcrawl counters it with a low blow . Fleshcrawl hits a Gorilla Press on Mark Paris. Fleshcrawl uses a flying headbutt on Mark Paris. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Fleshcrawl misses with a clothesline. Mark Paris nails Fleshcrawl with a football tackle. Mark Paris gets a sleeperhold on Fleshcrawl. Fleshcrawl is writhing in pain. Fleshcrawl submits after 12 seconds. Fleshcrawl has been eliminated. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. The winners are Speed Racer and Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:11:42 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Wow, and Paris put Fleshcrawl to sleep with that sleeperhold, we don_t see that a whole lot. JAKE: Hey, all these men have been through so much, I am not at all surprised that a sleeperhold could put one out. Besides, Fleshcrawl was in there without a partner....those odds are pretty tough to beat. VIOLET: Especially against Speed Racer and Mark Paris. I still can_t believe they got paired together randomly by the AGWs computer system. JAKE: Well, they_re gonna be one of the last 4 wrestlers in the Lottery....they will take on whoever wins this next one. VIOLET: Storm and Sebastian Cage will face Smooth Operator and Seth Rage. The well-publicized dislike that Cage has for both Smooth and Rage is certainly an interesting side story for this one. Cage has a very formidable partner for this match, and it should be a good one. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Dominique and Kellie Skywalker... At a total combined weight of 518 pounds... "The Hot Commodity" Sebastian Cage and Storm Their opponents... Led to the ring by Jacqueline and Gabriella Rage... At a total combined weight of 547 pounds... "Smooth Daddy" Smooth Operator and "The Legend" Seth Rage They lock up. Smooth Operator executes a series of headbutts to the head on Sebastian Cage. Smooth Operator is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Smooth Operator hits Sebastian Cage with a spear. Smooth Operator puts Sebastian Cage in an armlock leglock submission. Sebastian Cage is struggling to reach the ropes. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Smooth Operator goes for a power bomb, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backdrop. Sebastian Cage hits a tiger suplex on Smooth Operator. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage executes a superkick on Smooth Operator. Sebastian Cage hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Smooth Operator. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Sebastian Cage stands on the second turnbuckle with his fist in the air.. Sebastian Cage is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Sebastian Cage uses a backdrop driver on Smooth Operator. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. JAKE: Yeah, it must feel good for Cage to get some shots in on Smooth Operator....his ex. Sebastian Cage tags out to Storm. Storm and Sebastian Cage hit Smooth Operator with a double flying axhandle. Storm and Sebastian Cage hit Smooth Operator with a double flying axhandle. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. Storm uses a jawbreaker on Smooth Operator. Storm is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Storm locks Smooth Operator in a scorpion deathlock. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Storm locks Smooth Operator in a sleeperhold. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. Smooth Operator is struggling to reach the ropes. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Storm throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Storm goes through the ropes. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage comes over and lays out Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage takes Storm down with a lariat. Smooth Operator goes for an inverted power bomb, but Storm blocks it. Sebastian Cage takes Smooth Operator down with the Running Forearm Smash. Storm hits Smooth Operator with a German suplex. Storm hits a spinebuster slam on Smooth Operator. Storm throws Smooth Operator back into the ring. Storm executes the Storm Cycle on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. Smooth Operator is struggling to reach the ropes. Smooth Operator is inching his way towards the ropes. Smooth Operator tries to fight the pain. Smooth Operator is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd checks Smooth Operator's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Smooth Operator fights his way out of the hold after 31 seconds. VIOLET: Smooth has slapped on and been put in some of the best submission finishers the AGW has ever seen, so this is nothing new. Yet it_s still impressive every time he fights his way out of one. JAKE: Well.....he is fighting Storm.....that ain_t saying much. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator takes Storm down with a clothesline. Smooth Operator tags out to Seth Rage. Smooth Operator hits Storm with an enzuigiri to the face. Seth Rage goes for a flying cross body press, but Storm rolls through with the move. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Storm whips Seth Rage into the ropes, but Seth Rage reverses it. Seth Rage nails Storm with a Death Valley Driver. Seth Rage goes for a lariat, but Storm counters it with an armbar submission. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Storm executes a neck snap on Seth Rage. Storm goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage whips Storm into the ropes. Storm hits Seth Rage with a shoulderblock. Storm uses a German suplex on Seth Rage. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Storm hits Seth Rage with a jumping DDT. The crowd is cheering on Storm. Storm places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. Storm goes for the Perfect Driver, but Seth Rage counters it with a kick to the head. Seth Rage throws Storm out of the ring. Seth Rage goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Storm ducks out of the way. Storm whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Storm knocks Seth Rage into the ringpost. Storm goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Seth Rage counters it with a hiptoss. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts Storm. Seth Rage sets up a table. Seth Rage whips Storm into the guardrail. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Seth Rage uses a flying dropkick on Storm. Seth Rage sets up Storm on the table. Seth Rage tries to drive Storm through the table with a flying somersault splash , but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Rage with a huge mistake that may just cost him here tonight. Storm whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a spinebuster slam. Storm hits Seth Rage with a flying bodypress. Storm and Sebastian Cage hit Seth Rage with a double flying axhandle. Storm whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Storm uses an inverted atomic drop on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a backdrop driver. Storm grabs a chair. Storm takes the chair. Storm uses a flying bodypress with the chair on Seth Rage. JAKE: Ouch, the 280 pound Storm squashed Rage underneath that chair. Kellie Skywalker comes from behind, but Seth Rage nails Kellie Skywalker. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Storm and Sebastian Cage hit Seth Rage with a double flying axhandle. Sebastian Cage goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Seth Rage counters it with a hiptoss. Seth Rage sets up a table. Seth Rage sets up Storm on the table. Seth Rage executes a backdrop driver through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is starting to get behind Seth Rage. Seth Rage nails Storm with a flying cross body press. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage comes over, but gets cut off. Smooth Operator nails Storm with a clothesline. Seth Rage catches Storm in a cobra clutch. Seth Rage whips Storm into the guardrail. Seth Rage goes for a backdrop driver, but Storm counters it with a backward kick Storm throws Seth Rage back into the ring. Storm brings the table into the ring. Seth Rage goes for the Cross-faced chicken wing, but Storm blocks it. Storm chops Seth Rage. Storm chops Seth Rage. The crowd is cheering on Storm. Storm kicks Seth Rage. Storm sets up Seth Rage on the table. Storm tries to drive Seth Rage through the table with a flying bodypress, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Storm with his own mistake there. The crowd is starting to get behind Seth Rage. Seth Rage hits a Death Valley Driver on Storm. A small "Seth Rage" chant is being started. Seth Rage tags out to Smooth Operator. Sebastian Cage enters the ring and throws Seth Rage out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes for a backdrop driver, but Smooth Operator counters it with a facerake. Sebastian Cage rolls out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes for a Vader attack, but Storm counters it with a fist to the midsection. Storm punches Smooth Operator. Storm kicks Smooth Operator. Storm executes the Storm Cycle on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds. Smooth Operator hits Storm with a Vader attack. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Daddy Drop. There are lots of chants for Smooth Operator. He goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Sebastian Cage doesn't make it in time... three. There are lots of chants for Smooth Operator. The winners are Smooth Operator and Seth Rage. Time of match: 0:09:18 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Smooth Operator stunned Storm with a Vader attack after fighting out of another Storm Cycle, and then hit the Smooth Daddy Drop, a new move of his for the win. JAKE: Smooth Daddy Drop? Smooth is even more of a lame-o than I thought he was. VIOLET: He advanced to the finals of the Lottery along with Seth Rage. So much for him being a lame-o. JAKE: Actually, I disagree.....BOTH of those guys are lame-o. VIOLET: Unfortunately, this evens out. Speed Racer and Mark Paris had to beat TWO teams to advance, and to make things even, Smooth Operator and Seth Rage are forced to fight this match right away. JAKE: Yeah, I guess that_s fair even though it_s not like Paris and Racer had a whole lot of problem with either team/ VIOLET: Very true, but this was decided before the tourney even started. Trust me, I would never go out of my way to help Paris and Speed.....I still don_t trust Speed for some reason....especially after what he has done to Alex Star. JAKE: And I_m sure he loves you too. Now let_s get on with it!!! VIOLET: Paris and Speed are making their way down to the ring. JAKE: With their estrogen posse.....5 hot women at the side of those 2 men? Come on guys, can_t you share? VIOLET: *slaps Jake in the back of the head* That_s my kid sister and cousin you_re gawking at. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Moonspell, Amethyst, Sonia Sterling, Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson... At a total combined weight of 474 pounds... "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer and "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris Their opponents... Led to the ring by Jacqueline and Gabriella Rage... At a total combined weight of 547 pounds... "Smooth Daddy" Smooth Operator and "The Legend" Seth Rage They lock up. Smooth Operator executes a flying clothesline on Speed Racer. The crowd is cheering on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator executes a Mongolian chop on Speed Racer. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Speed Racer hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Speed Racer nails Smooth Operator with a German suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. VIOLET: Amazing, even after all this time, Speed Racer and Smooth Operator once again duke it out. JAKE: Yeah, except now they_re BOTH lame. Speed Racer goes for a standing sidekick, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Speed Racer begs off. Smooth Operator whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Speed Racer goes for a high knee, but Smooth Operator side-steps and Speed Racer only hits air. Smooth Operator Raises his hand. The crowd is cheering on Smooth Operator. Speed Racer begs off. Smooth Operator executes a heart punch on Speed Racer. The crowd is cheering on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it. Speed Racer misses with an elbow. Speed Racer hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Speed Racer tags out to Mark Paris. Speed Racer executes a short clothesline on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris nails Smooth Operator with a backslide. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Speed Racer leaves the ring. VIOLET: Decent doubleteaming, but Smooth still has plenty of energy left in him. Mark Paris hits an avalanche on Smooth Operator. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Mark Paris hits a back heel kick on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris attempts to place Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Mark Paris takes Smooth Operator down with an avalanche. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Mark Paris leaves the ring. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Mark Paris hits him with the fire extinguisher. A fan at ringside badmouths Mark Paris. Darren Lloyd throws the fire extinguisher out of the ring. Mark Paris takes Smooth Operator down with an earringer. Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris takes Smooth Operator down with a football tackle. Mark Paris leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Smooth Operator counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Mark Paris counters it with a sunset flip. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Paris places Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle. Mark Paris executes a belly-to-back superplex on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer goes for a spinning back suplex, but Smooth Operator turns in mid-air and lands on him. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Speed Racer rolls out of the ring. Mark Paris attempts to place Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Mark Paris goes for a piledriver, but Smooth Operator counters it with a backdrop. Smooth Operator tags out to Seth Rage. Seth Rage and Smooth Operator whip Mark Paris into the ropes. Seth Rage and Smooth Operator hit Mark Paris with a double lariat. Smooth Operator goes for a clothesline, but Mark Paris counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. In turn, Smooth Operator counters it with a punch. Seth Rage sets up the chair. Seth Rage hits Mark Paris with a backdrop driver onto the chair. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. JAKE: Ooooohhhhh, that was a damn good move by Rage. He has to pull that kinda stuff out against a main eventer like Paris. Seth Rage and Smooth Operator whip Mark Paris into the ropes. They hit Mark Paris with a double backdrop. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Seth Rage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Seth Rage goes for a leg lariat, but Mark Paris ducks out of the way. Mark Paris tags out to Speed Racer. Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Seth Rage gets an armbar submission on Speed Racer. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Seth Rage nails Speed Racer with a fist to the midsection. Seth Rage uses a kneelift on Speed Racer. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Seth Rage puts Speed Racer in the Cross-faced chicken wing. Speed Racer is struggling to reach the ropes. Speed Racer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. VIOLET: And now Rage is taking to Speed Racer....he_s not backing down. Seth Rage runs into the ropes. Speed Racer hits Seth Rage with a backdrop. Seth Rage falls out of the ring. Speed Racer jumps onto him with Asai moonsault. Speed Racer is handed brass knuckles. Speed Racer hits him with the knuckles. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Mark Paris. Smooth Operator is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Seth Rage executes a flying lariat on Speed Racer. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator uses a lariat on Speed Racer. Seth Rage goes for a cobra clutch, but Speed Racer blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer takes Seth Rage down with an implant DDT. Speed Racer whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Mark Paris comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Mark Paris. Seth Rage and Smooth Operator hit Speed Racer with a double lariat. Gabriella Rage comes from behind and distracts Speed Racer. Seth Rage whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Seth Rage grabs a chair. Seth Rage takes a running start and springs off the chair. Seth Rage executes a leg lariat on Speed Racer. Seth Rage reenters the ring. Speed Racer follows him back in. Amethyst throws Speed Racer the bo stick, but Seth Rage intercepts it. Seth Rage tries to use it, but Speed Racer blocks the blow and takes it away from him. Speed Racer hits Seth Rage with it and goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. JAKE: Whoa, Rage almost got a lucky break but he ain_t no NFL wide receiver, and the staff slipped out of his hands. VIOLET: Amethyst seems to be quite happy to be out of the clutches of Bullet Bob Smith and back in the corner of Speed thanks to Bolo Yeung and Jason Star. Speed Racer nails Seth Rage with a clothesline from the top rope. Seth Rage bumps into Darren Lloyd. There is no referee to count. Speed Racer takes Seth Rage down with a rolling cradle. There is no referee to count. Speed Racer executes a bulldog headlock on Seth Rage. Quite a few boos are audible. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Speed Racer goes for a Russian legsweep, but Seth Rage counters it with an elbowsmash. Seth Rage tags out to Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator and Seth Rage hit Speed Racer with a double lariat. Seth Rage leaves the ring. Smooth Operator whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Speed Racer hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Speed Racer takes the chair. Speed Racer uses a split legged moonsault with the chair on Smooth Operator. Speed Racer is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Smooth Operator executes a piledriver on Speed Racer. JAKE: Hey, how_d he do that? VIOLET: Smooth absorbed that impressive moonsault with the chair, grabbed Speed and crushed him with a piledriver. Weren_t you watching? JAKE: Yeah....but, ummmm, ok. Speed Racer begs off. Smooth Operator executes a clothesline on Speed Racer. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Speed Racer hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Speed Racer whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Speed Racer hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. Quite a few boos are audible. Speed Racer catches Smooth Operator in a figure-four leglock. Smooth Operator is valiantly trying to break the hold. Smooth Operator's shoulders are on the mat. Darren Lloyd counts: One, shoulder up. Smooth Operator's shoulders are on the mat. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator breaks the hold after 14 seconds. JAKE: One of Speed_s specialties, but as you kept spouting out in the last match, Smooth doesn_t give up easily. Smooth Operator hits Speed Racer. Speed Racer chops Smooth Operator. Speed Racer chops Smooth Operator. A fan at ringside badmouths Speed Racer. Speed Racer hits Smooth Operator. A fan at ringside badmouths Speed Racer. Speed Racer hits a DDT on Smooth Operator. Speed Racer is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Speed Racer gets a Texas Cloverleaf on Smooth Operator. Speed Racer lets go after 25 seconds. Speed Racer catches Smooth Operator in the STF. Smooth Operator is struggling to reach the ropes. Speed Racer lets go after 11 seconds. Speed Racer gives the sign for the Flatliner. Speed Racer attempts to place Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator blocks it. VIOLET: Speed Racer throwing everything but the kitchen sink in there against Smooth and he still can_t wear him down quite enough. JAKE: The roids must have finally taken their effect. Speed Racer uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Smooth Operator. Speed Racer goes for a cradle suplex, but Smooth Operator counters it with an elbowsmash. Smooth Operator goes for a roll away, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer takes a swing at Smooth Operator with the bo stick, but he gets out of the way. Smooth Operator snatches the bo stick from him. Smooth Operator hits him with the bo stick. Smooth Operator executes a Vader attack on Speed Racer. Smooth Operator hits a flapjack on Speed Racer. Smooth Operator places Speed Racer on the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator nails Speed Racer with a top-rope power bomb. There are lots of chants for Smooth Operator. Seth Rage enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator and Seth Rage whip Speed Racer into the ropes. They attempt to hit Speed Racer with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Speed Racer hits them with a double clothesline. Seth Rage leaves the ring. Speed Racer goes for a spinning back suplex, but Smooth Operator turns in mid-air and lands on him. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator uses a cobra clutch suplex on Speed Racer. Smooth Operator gives the sign for the Smooth Operation. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on Speed Racer. Speed Racer breaks the hold with a punch after 8 seconds. VIOLET: Oh wow, rather than trying to power his way out of reach the ropes, Speed punched Smooth right in the face there. Speed Racer attempts to place Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Speed Racer executes a power bomb into a bridge on Smooth Operator. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Speed Racer is being booed out of the building. The winners are Speed Racer and Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:10:02 ~~~~~ VIOLET: What? Was that 3? JAKE: I think it was.....it was a 3 count and the fans aren_t happy. Guess they_re pissed at Speed for walking out on Star two cards in a row. I_d do the same thing too. Damn Star is a gloryhog. VIOLET: Wow, I thought Smooth had a shoulder up there but I guess it must be official. The winners of the tag team Lethal Lottery tournament are Mark Paris and Speed Racer. JAKE: And who would have thought that? VIOLET: Certainly not I. JAKE: And another funny thing is.....these two have to fight EACH OTHER right NOW!!! VIOLET: That_s right, the winners of the Lethal Lottery must fight each other to decide the true Lethal Lottery champion. And this one could be a main event anywhere. JAKE: Hell yeah, Mark Paris vs. Speed Racer? What a matchup. VIOLET: The winner of this one gets a World Title shot at Alex Star later tonight and the runnerup will get a shot at Tom Tennant for his IC gold. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson... Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... Weighing in at 237 pounds... "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris His opponent... Led to the ring by Sonia Sterling and James Vandenberg... Fighting out of New York City, New York... Weighing in at 237 pounds... "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer They lock up. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer with a bodyslam. Mark Paris catches Speed Racer in a figure-four leglock. Speed Racer's shoulders are on the mat. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Speed Racer leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Speed Racer takes the chair. Speed Racer hits a standing sidekick with the chair on Mark Paris. JAKE: OHMYGOD!!! VANDAMINATOR!!!!! VIOLET: Ummm Jake, we_re not calling the ECW PPV tonight. We_re much better. JAKE: Oh. Hehe. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. The crowd is cheering on Speed Racer. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Mark Paris begs off. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer with an elbow. Mark Paris executes the screwdriver on Speed Racer. Mark Paris further incites the crowd. Mark Paris uses a flying elbowdrop on Speed Racer. Mark Paris pulls the tights. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, he sees it. Darren Lloyd threatens Mark Paris with disqualification. JAKE: Well, I guess the ref is just telling him not to do it. Mark Paris leaves the ring. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Mark Paris hits him with the fire extinguisher. Mark Paris further incites the crowd. Mark Paris goes for a figure-four leglock, but Speed Racer kicks him off. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Speed Racer executes a high knee on Mark Paris. Speed Racer goes for an implant DDT, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer. Mark Paris is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Speed Racer chops Mark Paris. Speed Racer is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Speed Racer kicks Mark Paris. Mark Paris punches Speed Racer. Numerous fans are using Mark Paris for target practice. Mark Paris punches Speed Racer. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Mark Paris takes a swing at Speed Racer with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way. Speed Racer snatches the fire extinguisher from him. Speed Racer hits him with the fire extinguisher. Speed Racer is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Speed Racer nails Mark Paris with an implant DDT. There are lots of chants for Speed Racer. Speed Racer chops Mark Paris. Speed Racer chops Mark Paris. Mark Paris punches Speed Racer. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Mark Paris chops Speed Racer. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Mark Paris goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer takes Mark Paris down with a power bomb into a bridge. Darren Lloyd counts: One, shoulder up. Mark Paris begs off. Speed Racer hits Mark Paris with a snap suplex. Speed Racer hits Mark Paris with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. There are lots of chants for Speed Racer. Speed Racer executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Mark Paris. There are lots of chants for Speed Racer. Speed Racer uses a reverse suplex on Mark Paris. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it. Speed Racer misses with a clothesline. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer with a backdrop. Mark Paris hits a bulldog headlock on Speed Racer. James Vandenberg tries to interfere, but Rachel Morris prevents him from doing so. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer with a back heel kick. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. James Vandenberg trips Mark Paris. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Speed Racer misses with a kick. Speed Racer goes for a superkick, but Mark Paris ducks out of the way. Mark Paris executes a DDT on Speed Racer. Numerous fans are using Mark Paris for target practice. Mark Paris goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Speed Racer counters it with a kneebar. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Speed Racer uses a tornado DDT on Mark Paris. There are lots of chants for Speed Racer. Speed Racer nails Mark Paris with a reverse suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer complains about a slow count. Speed Racer executes an enzuigiri on Mark Paris. There are lots of chants for Speed Racer. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. JAKE: Dang, these two are definitely putting on a wrestling clinic. So much for Paris being considered lazy. VIOLET: Mark Paris definitely can and will step his game up when put against good competition. Mark Paris begs off. Speed Racer takes Mark Paris down with an implant DDT. There are lots of chants for Speed Racer. Speed Racer hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Mark Paris. Speed Racer has the crowd going wild. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Speed Racer uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Mark Paris. Speed Racer nails Mark Paris with a flying legdrop. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Mark Paris hits him with the fire extinguisher. Darren Lloyd throws the fire extinguisher out of the ring. Mark Paris puts Speed Racer in a figure-four leglock. Speed Racer's shoulders are on the mat. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Speed Racer's shoulders are on the mat. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Speed Racer tries to fight the pain. Speed Racer's shoulders are on the mat. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Paris lets go after 27 seconds. VIOLET: Paris with a page out of Speed_s book with that figure four leglock. Some say Speed taught him to perfect it. JAKE: Please, it_s a figure four. I COULD DO IT. Mark Paris attempts to place Speed Racer on the turnbuckle, but Speed Racer blocks it. Mark Paris whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Mark Paris goes for a bodyslam, but Speed Racer counters it with a facerake. Speed Racer hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Mark Paris. The crowd is behind Speed Racer all the way. Speed Racer hits a tornado DDT on Mark Paris. The chants for Speed Racer are deafening. Speed Racer locks Mark Paris in the STF. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Speed Racer uses a flying legdrop on Mark Paris. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. VIOLET: A close call there, Speed has also perfected his flying legdrop. JAKE: Well it_s not the Alabama Jam, Tennessee Jam or the Hip Hop Drop. What does he call it? VIOLET: Ummmm, a flying legdrop? JAKE: Damn right!!! Speed Racer leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Speed Racer sets up the chair. Speed Racer goes for a piledriver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Speed Racer takes Mark Paris down with a dropkick. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Speed Racer. Speed Racer nails Mark Paris with a DDT. The crowd is giving Speed Racer a standing ovation. Speed Racer throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Speed Racer goes for a plancha, but Mark Paris moves out of the way. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Mark Paris whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Speed Racer throws Mark Paris back into the ring. Speed Racer nails Mark Paris with a high knee. Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Speed Racer misses with an elbow. Speed Racer misses with a kick. Mark Paris uses a bodyslam on Speed Racer. Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Speed Racer misses with a shoulderblock. Speed Racer hits Mark Paris with a shoulderblock. Speed Racer places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle. Speed Racer hits Mark Paris with a top-rope DDT. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer attempts to place Mark Paris on the turnbuckle, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris begs off. Speed Racer nails Mark Paris with a Russian legsweep. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Speed Racer hits a German suplex on Mark Paris. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Jenna Jameson puts Mark Paris's foot on the rope. Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Speed Racer hits a swinging neckbreaker on Mark Paris. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Jenna Jameson puts Mark Paris's foot on the rope. JAKE: Hell, I never would have thought that Speed would look so good here against Paris. VIOLET: Well, he hasn_t had the sheer amount of blood loss that Mark has had tonight. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with an elbow. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer with a shoulderblock. Mark Paris puts Speed Racer in a sleeperhold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Speed Racer counters it with a low blow. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer with an elbow. Mark Paris goes for a Samoan Drop, but Speed Racer counters it with a sunset flip. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Rachel Morris distracts Darren Lloyd. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Speed Racer takes Mark Paris down with a Russian legsweep. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with a clothesline. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer with a clothesline. Speed Racer falls out of the ring. Mark Paris jumps onto him with a plancha. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Mark Paris executes the screwdriver on Speed Racer. VIOLET: Devastating screwdriver on the floor!!!!! JAKE: That will leave a mark. Mark Paris grabs a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris goes for a tiger driver, but Speed Racer blocks it. James Vandenberg comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails James Vandenberg. Speed Racer uses an armbreaker on Mark Paris. Speed Racer is handed the steel chair. Speed Racer hits him with the steel chair. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Speed Racer sets up Mark Paris on the table. Speed Racer executes a flying legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. JAKE: Speed with his fave move through a table no less. Speed Racer uses a snap suplex on Mark Paris. Speed Racer hits a split legged moonsault on Mark Paris. Speed Racer knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Speed Racer goes for a superkick, but Mark Paris ducks out of the way. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris executes a Tombstone on Speed Racer. Mark Paris sets up Speed Racer on the table. Mark Paris executes a DDT through the table. VIOLET: I lost count of how many DDTs Speed has taken through tables tonight. JAKE: Well, he has no brains so it can_t do too much damage. The table is broken in half. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. Sonia Sterling comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. Mark Paris is busted wide open. Speed Racer goes for a cradle suplex, but Mark Paris turns in mid-air and lands on him. Mark Paris reenters the ring. Speed Racer follows him back in. Speed Racer brings the table into the ring. Mark Paris goes for an abdominal stretch, but Speed Racer reverses it. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Speed Racer sets up Mark Paris on the table. Speed Racer executes a flying bodypress through the table. The table is broken in half. Mark Paris begs off. Speed Racer places Mark Paris on the turnbuckle. Speed Racer executes the Flatliner on Mark Paris. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Rachel Morris puts Mark Paris's foot on the rope. VIOLET: Rachel with the save for her man. JAKE: I wonder if she and Amethyst will get in a catfight on the outside. That_s what I want to see. Speed Racer goes for a snap suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a small package. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Mark Paris whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it. Speed Racer takes Mark Paris down with a Frankensteiner. Speed Racer pulls the tights. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Jenna Jameson puts Mark Paris's foot on the rope. Speed Racer hits Mark Paris with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Speed Racer goes for a split legged moonsault, but Jenna Jameson shoves him off the turnbuckle. Darren Lloyd threatens Mark Paris with disqualification. Mark Paris is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Paris throws Speed Racer out of the ring. Mark Paris goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jenna Jameson comes from behind, but Speed Racer nails Jenna Jameson. Mark Paris knocks Speed Racer into the ringpost. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. Mark Paris goes for the Extreme Measure, but Speed Racer counters it with an arm bite. Speed Racer goes for a cradle suplex, but Mark Paris turns in mid-air and lands on him. Mark Paris reenters the ring. Speed Racer follows him back in. Mark Paris chops Speed Racer. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Mark Paris chops Speed Racer. Speed Racer punches Mark Paris. The crowd is giving Speed Racer a standing ovation. Speed Racer punches Mark Paris. The crowd erupts. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer. Speed Racer punches Mark Paris. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Speed Racer. Mark Paris kicks Speed Racer. Speed Racer begs off. Mark Paris throws Speed Racer out of the ring. Mark Paris goes through the ropes. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Speed Racer on the concrete floor. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. JAKE: Paris with his hold on the outside!!!! VIOLET: Probably the most devastating submission finisher in league history. JAKE: Well, it ain_t no Muscle Ripper. Gag. Mark Paris grabs a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris hits a piledriver onto the chair on Speed Racer. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris hits a tornado DDT on Speed Racer. Mark Paris nails Speed Racer with a power bomb. Sonia Sterling comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Sonia Sterling. Speed Racer is handed a steel chain. Speed Racer hits him with the steel chain. The crowd erupts. Speed Racer sets up Mark Paris on the table. Speed Racer tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. JAKE: Ooohhhh, and Speed_s big ass took the brunt of the damage there. Mark Paris hits a tiger driver on Speed Racer. Mark Paris knocks Speed Racer into the ringsteps. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. Mark Paris is being booed out of the building. Mark Paris goes for a Tombstone, but Speed Racer slides down his back. Speed Racer hits him with . They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Speed Racer counters it with a kneebar. Speed Racer knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Speed Racer is handed the ring bell. Speed Racer hits him with the ring bell. Speed Racer hits him with the ring bell. Speed Racer hits Mark Paris with a series of kicks to the midsection. Speed Racer whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Speed Racer throws Mark Paris back into the ring. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... JAKE: Speed rang his bell all right, but not enough to pin Paris. VIOLET: How much more can either man take? Speed Racer attempts to place Mark Paris on the turnbuckle, but Mark Paris blocks it. Speed Racer hits a standing sidekick on Mark Paris. Speed Racer locks Mark Paris in a figure-four leglock. Mark Paris tries to escape the hold. Mark Paris' shoulders are on the mat. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Jenna Jameson puts Mark Paris's hand on the rope. JAKE: Hey, Jenna just grabbed the arm of Paris and put it on the rope. That_s like cheating and stuff.....hey Jenna come over and bend over in front of me....PLEEEEASE? Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Mark Paris goes for a sleeperhold, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer goes for a bulldog headlock, but Mark Paris counters it with a low blow. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Speed Racer goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a low blow. VIOLET: Ooohhhhh. JAKE: And looks like Sonia won_t be having her way with little Speed tonight. VIOLET: A particularly vicious low blow has doubled Speed over. Mark Paris hits Speed Racer with the screwdriver. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Mark Paris is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:19:56 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Speed was completely incapacitated by that low blow, and Paris sealed the deal with a screwdriver.....wait a sec (Jessica Carter runs toward the ring in what can only be described as a wild rage. She is wearing a black tank top with black stretch pants ... and is holding a mic in her left hand, and a matching black 9mm pistol?! in her right hand! When Jess reaches ringside, she immediately pistol whips Jenna Jameson, who falls down like a ton of bricks. She then spins around and waves the pistol in the general direction of Rachel Morris. You can hear her scream out "GO AWAY"! No sooner than those words are spoken, Rachel is over the guardrail and damn near the balcony.) (Strangely enough, AGW Event Security is making no move to stop this apparent insane lady with a gun.) (Carter then slides into the ring and points the pistol directly at Mark Paris's face. Even though she is only holding it with one hand, her grip is TOTALLY steady, and she has an icy ... almost emotionless look in her eyes. All other people who were in the ring at the time have now exited the ring, and are kissing the concrete on the ring apron. Jessica raises the microphone closer to her mouth; but has not taken her attention ... nor her pistol ... off of Paris one bit. An eerie hush has fallen over the crowd here ... they don't know what to think.) JESSICA CARTER: Don't you even THINK about running away Mark, or I shoot! You KNOW that I'm not playing here. (Paris ... uncharacteristically ... has lost his cocky demeanor, and actually looks ... well ... frightened.) Come closer Mark ... yeah, I want you to hear what I have to say. (Paris, who really doesn't have a choice it would seem ... steps closer to Jessica ... within 5 feet maybe). I SAID that I was going to get you Mark. I said that I was going to either end your career, or take away your ability to reproduce. And that got me to thinking ... why settle for only one, when I can have BOTH!! One shot right between the eyebrows ... and your miserable existence comes to an end. MARK PARIS: What the hell do you want from me?! JESSICA CARTER: You've already given it to me Mark. The Arrogant Bastard himself. Ha ha, you don't seem so arrogant now! You're practically begging for your life here. Well, maybe you haven't noticed; but no security has come out here to try to stop me. Do you wonder why that is? (Paris is basically frozen where he stands; but he does nod his head up and down). Could it be that they hate you as much as I do Paris? I mean, you treat everybody the same ... like shit! Heh, maybe if you had actually been NICE for once in your life somebody would have tackled me by now! Or ... MAYBE it's because this whole thing is a setup. Come on, everybody saw me talking to Violet earlier tonight. I mean, this isn't a REAL GUN Silly! Why do you think security isn't all over me? Why do you think I explained it all to the Pres so she could make sure security didn't jump me? I just wanted to teach you a lesson that you'll NEVER FORGET, you asshole. This is only a metal water pistol! But seeing the unadulterated FEAR in your eyes ... that's all the revenge I'll ever need! (Carter lowers the gun a bit, and has a nice chuckle. Mark Paris, however, is less than amused. His expression of fear quickly switches to anger, and he lunges at Jessica. She, however, calmly takes a step back and shoots Mark Paris in the face with the water pistol. Liquid comes out ... but judging from Paris's reaction, it sure ain't water. Instantly, Mark's hands cover up his face, and he begins screaming obscenities. He is hopping around in pain ... he is acting as if his face is on fire. Carter then moves a bit closer and shoots Paris several times in the crotch area. Paris's hands then move to that very sensitive ... and now uncontrollably burning ... area. Carter shoots Paris once more in the face for good measure. Mark then goes down. He is an absolute MESS; rolling around on the mat and screaming in pain.) JESSICA CARTER: Did I forget to mention that I put Pepper Spray in this water gun? Oops, my mistake. I'm been a bit forgetful since you WHACKED ME IN THE FACE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! (Carter then leans down over the rolling, screaming, Paris and sprays him several more times, all over his body. Paris flat out passes out from the EXTREME burning and pain.) But actually, Mark, I forgive you for that attack ... because I'm a nice person. Well, good luck in the match. (Carter then kicks the now unconscious Paris one time in the ribs, and exits to a very loud ... and mostly positive ... ovation from the crowd.) JAKE: These fans are SICK. You_re sick for allowing that to happen. VIOLET: Well, I owed Mark one for all that he_s done to our family....however I consider us even after letting Jessica do that. JAKE: I should hope so, you sick sick woman. VIOLET: *slaps Jake in the back of the head* JAKE: I meant you hot, curvaceous woman. I mean.....ahhhh screw it. VIOLET: Mark Paris will take on Alex Star for the World Title tonight, and Speed Racer will take on MPR stablemate Tom Tennant for the IC gold. JAKE: Yeah, both should be great matches. And I_m sure Paris will be a bit more driven after that attack by Jessica Carter. Star was certainly behind that one as well. VIOLET: But we are giving these guys a short reprieve. After all, we can only let them fight so many matches in a row. Anyhow, the World Tag Titles are on the line as the Xtreme Killers defend against the Ghetto Boyz. JAKE: The gimmick-stealing Ghetto Boyz. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz... At a total combined weight of 590 pounds... Ghetto Boyz Their opponents... Led to the ring by Michael Cross... At a total combined weight of 554 pounds... The AGW World Tag Team Champions... Xtreme Killers They lock up. Abel whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Bryant Edwards nails Abel with a flying forearm. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Bryant Edwards takes Abel down with the Arabian Facebuster. The crowd is booing Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards uses a flying headbutt on Abel. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Bryant Edwards nails Abel with a power bomb into a bridge. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bryant Edwards complains about a slow count. Abel executes an inside cradle on Bryant Edwards. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Abel goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards hits the Doctor Bomb on Abel. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Abel kicks Bryant Edwards. Abel kicks Bryant Edwards. The chants for Abel are deafening. Bryant Edwards punches Abel. Bryant Edwards chops Abel. Bryant Edwards is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Bryant Edwards kicks Abel. A fan at ringside badmouths Bryant Edwards. Abel chops Bryant Edwards. Abel goes for a DDT, but Bryant Edwards throws him off. Bryant Edwards chops Abel. Bryant Edwards is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Bryant Edwards kicks Abel. Bryant Edwards is eliciting a sizable round of boos. JAKE: Edwards ain_t popular but he_s been dominating Abel so far. Abel chops Bryant Edwards. The crowd is going crazy. Abel chops Bryant Edwards. Abel has the crowd going wild. Abel tags out to Kane. Kane and Abel whip Bryant Edwards into the ropes. They hit Bryant Edwards with a double kick to the midsection. Derrick Reed enters the ring and throws Abel out of the ring. Derrick Reed goes for a superkick, but Kane counters it with a legsweep. Derrick Reed leaves the ring. Kane hits Bryant Edwards with a double underhook suplex. The crowd is really behind Kane. Kane goes for a back suplex, but Bryant Edwards turns in mid-air and lands on him. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Bryant Edwards tags out to Derrick Reed. Abel enters the ring and throws Bryant Edwards out of the ring. Abel leaves the ring. Kane whips Derrick Reed into the ropes. Malik Shabazz trips Derrick Reed. Kane hits Derrick Reed with a pumphandle suplex. There are lots of chants for Kane. Kane gives him a back suplex, but Derrick Reed only stares at him. Bryant Edwards enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards nails Kane with a Northern Lights bomb. A fan at ringside badmouths Bryant Edwards. Derrick Reed gives him a flying fistdrop, but Kane doesn't even care. Bryant Edwards leaves the ring. Derrick Reed uses the Doctor Bomb on Kane. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Derrick Reed whips Kane into the ropes. Kane hits Derrick Reed with an elbow. Kane tags out to Abel. Kane executes a short clothesline on Derrick Reed. Abel hits Derrick Reed with a backdrop driver. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. VIOLET: The Ghetto Boyz are two of the great ones at doubleteaming people. Kane goes for a short clothesline, but Derrick Reed counters it with a hiptoss. Kane leaves the ring. Derrick Reed executes a lariat on Abel. Derrick Reed is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Derrick Reed stands over his opponent with his fist in the air. Derrick Reed is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Derrick Reed hits Abel with a reverse flying elbowdrop. Derrick Reed tags out to Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards goes for a European uppercut, but Abel blocks it. Abel uses a jack-knife power bomb on Bryant Edwards. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Abel runs into the ropes. Abel nails Bryant Edwards with a high knee. Abel whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Abel misses with a shoulderblock. Abel executes a Frankensteiner on Bryant Edwards. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Abel throws Bryant Edwards out of the ring. Abel goes through the ropes. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. VIOLET: Kane coming over although Abel seems to be doing a fine job there. Abel and Kane hit Bryant Edwards with a double DDT. Abel whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. Abel is handed a cookie sheet. Abel hits him with the cookie sheet. The crowd is going crazy. Bryant Edwards is busted wide open. JAKE: That cookie sheet shot busts Edwards open. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Abel. Bryant Edwards whips Abel into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards hits a vertical facebuster on Abel. Bryant Edwards whips Abel into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards throws Abel back into the ring. Bryant Edwards leaves the ring. He returns with a wrench. Bryant Edwards hits him with the wrench. Derek Aston throws the wrench out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes for the Arabian Facebuster, but Abel rolls out of the way. Abel goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a backdrop. Bryant Edwards goes for a dragon sleeper, but Abel counters it with a kick to the head. Abel goes for a double armbar submission, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards is bleeding like hell. Bryant Edwards whips Abel into the ropes. Bryant Edwards hits Abel with a backdrop. Abel falls out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed takes Abel down with a flying lariat. Bryant Edwards uses a belly-to-back suplex on Abel. Derrick Reed hits Abel with a flying fistdrop. Bryant Edwards goes for a German suplex, but Abel counters it with an elbowsmash Abel whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. Abel knocks Bryant Edwards into the ringsteps. Abel has the crowd going wild. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed comes over and lays out Kane. Derrick Reed executes a flying fistdrop on Abel. Bryant Edwards uses a backslide on Abel. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed executes a lariat on Abel. Bryant Edwards catches Abel in a double chickenwing submission. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Abel. Bryant Edwards whips Abel into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Abel. Bryant Edwards throws Abel back into the ring. Bryant Edwards hits Abel with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Bryant Edwards is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Bryant Edwards executes a chop on Abel. Bryant Edwards whips Abel into the ropes, but Abel reverses it. Abel hits Bryant Edwards with a kick. Abel whips Bryant Edwards into the turnbuckle, but Bryant Edwards reverses it. Bryant Edwards charges in with the Tree of Woe. Bryant Edwards tags out to Derrick Reed. Derrick Reed takes Abel down with a kick to the head. VIOLET: The Xtreme Killers are very fluid in that ring and have cut Abel off from tagging out. Derrick Reed is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Derrick Reed executes a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker on Abel. Derrick Reed goes for a brain buster, but Abel counters it with a vertical suplex. Abel tags out to Kane. JAKE: Well they WERE cutting him off. Bryant Edwards enters the ring and lays out Abel. A fan at ringside badmouths Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards goes for a jumping DDT, but Kane counters it with a backdrop. Bryant Edwards rolls out of the ring. Derrick Reed executes a front facelock into a diamond cutter on Kane. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Derrick Reed goes for a lariat, but Kane counters it with an armbar submission. Derrick Reed reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Kane gets a full nelson on Derrick Reed. Derrick Reed reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Kane goes for a brain buster, but Derrick Reed blocks it. Derrick Reed gives him a backbreaker, but Kane doesn't budge. Kane puts Derrick Reed in a full nelson. Derrick Reed is valiantly trying to break the hold. Derrick Reed reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Kane throws Derrick Reed out of the ring. Kane goes through the ropes. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel goes for a backdrop driver, but Derrick Reed counters it with a go-behind. Malik Shabazz comes from behind and distracts Derrick Reed. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Kane and Abel hit Derrick Reed with a double DDT. Kane whips Derrick Reed into the guardrail. Kane takes Derrick Reed down with a DDT. Kane throws Derrick Reed back into the ring. Kane goes for a brain buster, but Derrick Reed counters it with a small package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Derrick Reed takes Kane down with a dropkick to the knee. Derrick Reed whips Kane into the turnbuckle. Derrick Reed whips Kane into the ropes, but Kane reverses it. Malik Shabazz trips Derrick Reed. Kane uses a DDT on Derrick Reed. There are lots of chants for Kane. Kane whips Derrick Reed into the ropes. Derrick Reed goes for a lariat, but Kane counters it with an armbar submission. Derrick Reed is struggling to reach the ropes. Kane lets go after 13 seconds. Kane runs into the ropes. Kane hits Derrick Reed with a kick. Kane is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Kane goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Derrick Reed rolls out of the way. Derrick Reed goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Kane side-steps and Derrick Reed only hits air. Kane takes Derrick Reed down with a double underhook faceslam. There are lots of chants for Kane. Kane throws Derrick Reed out of the ring. Kane jumps onto him with a flying axhandle. The crowd is really behind Kane. Kane whips Derrick Reed into the guardrail. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel hits a dropkick on Derrick Reed. Kane goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Derrick Reed blocks it. Bryant Edwards comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed and Bryant Edwards hit Kane with a double flying headbutt. Bryant Edwards hits Kane with a football tackle. Derrick Reed uses an enzuilariato on Kane. Derrick Reed knocks Kane into the ringsteps. Numerous fans are using Derrick Reed for target practice. Bryant Edwards comes over to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards uses a football tackle on Kane. Derrick Reed uses an enzuilariato on Kane. Derrick Reed reenters the ring. Kane follows him back in. Derrick Reed gets a grapevine on Kane. Kane is struggling to reach the ropes. Kane reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Derrick Reed tags out to Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards and Derrick Reed hit Kane with a double flying headbutt. Derrick Reed gives him a superkick, but Kane doesn't even care. Bryant Edwards nails Kane with a bridging back suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Derrick Reed gives him a superkick, but Kane doesn't even care. JAKE: Kane just isn_t getting phased by Reed_s superkick, time for plan B, Derrick. VIOLET: Well just the same, Edwards still connects with that suplex. Bryant Edwards uses a bridging back suplex on Kane. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bryant Edwards and Derrick Reed hit Kane with a double flying headbutt. Derrick Reed gives him a flying lariat, but Kane only stares at him. Bryant Edwards hits Kane with a flying bulldog. A fan at ringside badmouths Bryant Edwards. Derrick Reed leaves the ring. Bryant Edwards nails Kane with a flying forearm. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Malik Shabazz distracts Derek Aston. Bryant Edwards executes the Final Goodbye on Kane. A fan at ringside badmouths Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. JAKE: Hey where the hell is the ref? VIOLET: Malik Shabazz has distracted the ref and now the ref runs over to keep Derrick Reed from entering the ring. Malik Shabazz enters the ring and hits Bryant Edwards with the African Staff. The crowd is really behind Kane. Bryant Edwards is out cold. Kane hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Bryant Edwards. There is no referee to count. JAKE: Hey, that isn_t fair at all!!! VIOLET: Hey, the Killers don_t always play fair, why should the Ghetto Boyz? Derek Aston is back on the job. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Kane gives the sign for the Urban Crossfire. Kane executes the Urban Crossfire on Bryant Edwards. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Michael Cross puts Bryant Edwards's foot on the rope. Kane goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a DDT. A fan at ringside badmouths Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards takes Kane down with a Northern Lights bomb. Bryant Edwards throws Kane out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Bryant Edwards knocks Kane into the ringpost. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel comes over and lays out Derrick Reed. Kane and Abel hit Bryant Edwards with a double DDT. Kane whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. Kane knocks Bryant Edwards into the ringsteps. Kane knocks Bryant Edwards into the ringsteps. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed comes over and lays out Abel. Bryant Edwards and Derrick Reed hit Kane with a double hiptoss. Bryant Edwards sets up a table. Bryant Edwards takes Kane down with a fist to the midsection. Bryant Edwards knocks Kane into the ringsteps. A fan at ringside badmouths Bryant Edwards. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards and Derrick Reed hit Kane with a double hiptoss. Abel comes over and lays out Derrick Reed. Kane and Abel hit Bryant Edwards with a double DDT. Malik Shabazz comes from behind and distracts Bryant Edwards. Kane is handed a leather belt. Kane takes a swing at Bryant Edwards with the leather belt, but he gets out of the way. Bryant Edwards snatches the leather belt from him. Bryant Edwards hits him with the leather belt. Bryant Edwards is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Bryant Edwards whips Kane into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Kane counters it with a backdrop. Michael Cross comes from behind, but Kane nails Michael Cross. Bryant Edwards sets up Kane on the table. Bryant Edwards tries to drive Kane through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. VIOLET: Kane is in no hurry to get through the table as he puts on the brakes. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel goes for a bodyslam, but Bryant Edwards counters it with an elbowsmash. Bryant Edwards executes a headbutt on Kane. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed takes Kane down with a flying fistdrop. Bryant Edwards hits Kane with a belly-to-back suplex. Bryant Edwards whips Kane into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards hits Kane with the T-bone suplex. Bryant Edwards is handed a trash can. Bryant Edwards hits him with the trash can. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. JAKE: Edwards is once again going through one of his dominating streaks here. He is decimating Kane now, it_s almost over. Bryant Edwards throws Kane back into the ring. Bryant Edwards whips Kane into the ropes, but Kane reverses it. Bryant Edwards hits Kane with a clothesline. Kane falls out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards and Derrick Reed hit Kane with a double chop. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Kane. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed takes Kane down with a kick to the head. Bryant Edwards goes for a full nelson, but Kane blocks it. Kane goes for the Urban Crossfire, but Bryant Edwards counters it with an eye gouge. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards and Derrick Reed hit Kane with a double chop. Bryant Edwards sets up Kane on the table. Bryant Edwards tries to final goodbye Kane through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. VIOLET: That was just the opening Kane needed there!!! Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed comes over, but gets cut off. Abel takes Bryant Edwards down with a high knee. Kane goes for a full nelson, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards gives him a fallaway slam, but Kane doesn't budge. Bryant Edwards is handed the spiked glove. Bryant Edwards hits him with the spiked glove. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Bryant Edwards sets up Kane on the table. Bryant Edwards executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. JAKE: Kane gets put through the table anyhow. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed gives him a backbreaker, but Kane doesn't budge. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed comes over and lays out Abel. Derrick Reed uses a flying fistdrop on Kane. Bryant Edwards hits a German suplex on Kane. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel comes over, but gets cut off. Derrick Reed gives him a flying lariat, but Kane only stares at him. Bryant Edwards goes for a flying bulldog, but Malik Shabazz shoves him off the turnbuckle. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. Derek Aston threatens Kane with disqualification. Kane goes for a legdrop, but Bryant Edwards rolls out of the way. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed hits Kane with a flying fistdrop. Bryant Edwards hits Kane with a backslide. Bryant Edwards hits Kane with a spinebuster slam. Bryant Edwards climbs the second rope and looks out at the crowd.. Bryant Edwards is being booed out of the building. Malik Shabazz comes from behind and distracts Bryant Edwards. Kane hits Bryant Edwards with a back suplex. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Kane. Bryant Edwards is handed a piece of wood. Bryant Edwards takes a swing at Kane with the piece of wood, but he gets out of the way. Kane snatches the piece of wood from him. Kane hits him with the piece of wood. The crowd is going crazy. Kane sets up a table. Kane sets up Bryant Edwards on the table. Kane executes a legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Kane hits a flying legdrop on Bryant Edwards. VIOLET: Kane finally now with the upper hand over Bryant Edwards. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed comes over and lays out Abel. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. Bryant Edwards and Derrick Reed hit Kane with a double flying headbutt. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed goes for a lariat, but Kane counters it with an armbar submission. Kane whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kane takes Bryant Edwards down with a DDT. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Kane. Bryant Edwards throws him through . Bryant Edwards whips Kane into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Kane blocks it. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed comes over, but gets cut off. Abel nails Bryant Edwards with a high knee. Kane puts Bryant Edwards in a full nelson. Derrick Reed gets back up and lays out Abel. Bryant Edwards and Derrick Reed hit Kane with a double armbar submission. Bryant Edwards is handed brass knuckles. Bryant Edwards takes a swing at Kane with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Kane snatches the knuckles from him. Kane hits him with the knuckles. Kane has the crowd going wild. Kane whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. Kane reenters the ring. Bryant Edwards follows him back in. Kane is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kane gives the sign for the Urban Crossfire. Kane executes the Urban Crossfire on Bryant Edwards. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going crazy. The winners are Ghetto Boyz. Time of match: 0:22:17 ~~~~~ VIOLET: NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!! The Ghetto Boyz upset the Xtreme Killers to once again hold the tag team gold. JAKE: Ahhhh, I don_t agree with that. The ref seemed to be a bit iffy in that match....did you tell him to pick on the Killers? VIOLET: Not at all. I am not angry with the Killers for what they did to Amethyst. I_ve made that public. The Ghetto Boyz simply proved to be the better team tonight and they once again hold the tag titles. JAKE: Well, I guess it could be worse. VIOLET: Fans, we are down to two matches! Right now, Speed Racer will try to wrest the IC Title from Tom Tennant. JAKE: Hell, I think he can do it. Stablemate or no stablemate, Speed is an Icon. Tennant_s cool too, it_s a tough call really. VIOLET: Our questions will soon be answered....NEXT! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Intercontinental Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sonia Sterling and James Vandenberg... Fighting out of New York City, New York... Weighing in at 237 pounds... "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer His opponent... Led to the ring by "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper... Fighting out of Morgantown, West Virginia... Weighing in at 240 pounds... The AGW Intercontinental Champion... "The Survivor" Tom Tennant They lock up. Speed Racer goes for a choke against the ropes, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant kicks Speed Racer. Speed Racer chops Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant chops Speed Racer. Tom Tennant punches Speed Racer. Tom Tennant takes Speed Racer down with a jumping DDT. The crowd is really behind Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant punches Speed Racer. Speed Racer kicks Tom Tennant. Speed Racer punches Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant hits Speed Racer. The crowd is going crazy. Speed Racer hits Tom Tennant. Speed Racer hits Tom Tennant. Speed Racer goes for a dragon screw, but Tom Tennant counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. VIOLET: Tennant almost knocks Speed_s teeth out there. A great counter. Tom Tennant gets a sleeperhold on Speed Racer. Speed Racer is struggling to reach the ropes. Speed Racer tries to escape the hold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Tom Tennant whips Speed Racer into the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant charges in with the Running Forearm Smash. Tom Tennant hits a tiger driver on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Tom Tennant catches Speed Racer in a scorpion deathlock. Speed Racer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Speed Racer is inching his way towards the ropes. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Tom Tennant hits Speed Racer with a flying clothesline. The crowd is going crazy. JAKE: Yeah, the crowd is loving this. Tennant is dominating to start this one off. Speed Racer begs off. Tom Tennant executes a dropkick on Speed Racer. Tom Tennant whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Speed Racer misses with a kick. Tom Tennant locks Speed Racer in a sleeperhold. Speed Racer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Tom Tennant takes Speed Racer down with a vertical suplex. Tom Tennant chops Speed Racer. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Speed Racer hits Tom Tennant. The chants for Speed Racer are deafening. Speed Racer hits Tom Tennant. The chants for Speed Racer are deafening. Speed Racer goes for a dragon screw, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant hits Speed Racer with a snap mare. Tom Tennant whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Speed Racer hits Tom Tennant with a kick. Speed Racer hits a tornado DDT on Tom Tennant. The chants for Speed Racer are deafening. Speed Racer executes a tornado DDT on Tom Tennant. The chants for Speed Racer are deafening. VIOLET: After getting pummelled, Speed finally gets a little bit of offense out, two tornado DDTs in a row. Speed Racer hits the Diamond Cutter on Tom Tennant. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer complains about a slow count. Tom Tennant hits an inside cradle on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant uses an elbowdrop on Speed Racer. Tom Tennant nails Speed Racer with a flying legdrop. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant gets a half Boston on Speed Racer. Speed Racer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Tom Tennant executes a Hotshot on Speed Racer. Tom Tennant has the crowd going wild. Tom Tennant whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Tom Tennant nails Speed Racer with a kick to the midsection. Tom Tennant executes an enzuigiri on Speed Racer. JAKE: Damn, look at Tennant go, he is doing awesomely out there. Tom Tennant goes for an elbowdrop, but Speed Racer rolls out of the way. Speed Racer uses a tornado DDT on Tom Tennant. Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant hits Speed Racer with a shoulderblock. Tom Tennant hits a dropkick on Speed Racer. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Tom Tennant pulls the tights. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. VIOLET: Tennant not above pulling the tights, and it almost helped him out there. Tom Tennant whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Speed Racer misses with a shoulderblock. Tom Tennant executes a kick to the midsection on Speed Racer. Tom Tennant hits Speed Racer with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tom Tennant places Speed Racer on the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant nails Speed Racer with a superplex. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. Speed Racer begs off. Tom Tennant whips Speed Racer into the ropes, but Speed Racer reverses it. Speed Racer nails Tom Tennant with a Death Valley Driver. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Speed Racer. Speed Racer goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a low blow. JAKE: Ouch, Tennant back to Speed_s injured family jewels courtesy of Mark Paris. Speed Racer begs off. Speed Racer hits Tom Tennant with a high knee. Speed Racer goes for a reverse suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a jawbreaker. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Tom Tennant goes for the Survivor Plunge, but Sonia Sterling shoves him off the turnbuckle. VIOLET: Sonia possibly saving Speed from sure defeat there. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Speed Racer hits Tom Tennant with a Death Valley Driver. The crowd is giving Speed Racer a standing ovation. Speed Racer goes for a piledriver, but Tom Tennant counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle. The crowd is behind Tom Tennant all the way. Speed Racer throws salt in the opponent's face. He goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. VIOLET: Speed with some blatant cheating, but it_s no DQ, anything goes. Couldn_t quite get the pin though. Speed Racer executes a clothesline from the top rope on Tom Tennant. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Speed Racer places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle. Speed Racer executes the Flatliner on Tom Tennant. James Adams counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper puts Tom Tennant 's foot on the rope. JAKE: Ouch, not a lot of guys can kick out of the Flatliner, however, the managers definitely know to help out when Speed connects with it. Speed Racer hits Tom Tennant with an enzuigiri. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Speed Racer is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper distracts James Adams. Speed Racer places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle. Speed Racer leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Speed Racer sets up the chair. Speed Racer goes for a top-rope DDT, but Tom Tennant turns in mid-air and lands on him. There is no referee to count. James Adams is back on the job. VIOLET: Tennant turns in midair, and Speed lands hard, back first on that chair he set up. James Adams counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Speed Racer goes for an enzuigiri, but Tom Tennant ducks out of the way. James Adams removes the chair from the ring. Tom Tennant hits Speed Racer with a single-leg takedown. Tom Tennant whips Speed Racer into the ropes. Speed Racer hits a swinging neckbreaker on Tom Tennant. The crowd erupts. Speed Racer goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with an inside cradle. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Tom Tennant takes Speed Racer down with an enzuigiri. Speed Racer begs off. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:08:17 ~~~~~~ VIOLET: Tennant does it!!!! Tom Tennant gets a very clean, pinfall victory over Speed Racer!!!! Tom Tennant retains his IC Title. JAKE: Damn, ya know, Speed did well in that Lethal Lottery tourney but he went 0-3 tonight in singles matches losing to Paris, Most Holy and Tennant....he needs to work on the whole winning thing. VIOLET: Very true, but I think Speed definitely had a viable excuse in this last match, being exhausted, however it doesn_t look like he wants to use an excuse. (Speed Racer groggily walks over to Tom Tennant and they shake each others hands. Speed raises Tennant_s hand in the air and they both walk to the back.) JAKE: Awwww, look at that, stablemates getting along. Too bad neither can get along with Alex Star. VIOLET: And folks, this is it. The match everyone has waited for. Mark Paris, who was the Lethal Lottery overall winner, will get a rematch against Alex Star for the AGW World Title. JAKE: Star beat Paris for it last month, and Paris got looked over for rematches. However, tonight he definitely earned this shot. VIOLET:What a matchup, and there is SO much bad blood between these 2, I can_t even describe it. Let_s go to the ring and ring announcer Johnny Blaze. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson... From Cleveland, Ohio... Weighing in at 237 pounds... "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris His opponent... Led to the ring by Jessica Carter... Hailing from Malibu, California... Weighing in at 273 pounds... The AGW World Champion... "Mr. Main Event" Alex Star ("The Hollow" by A Perfect Circle begins over the lousdpeakers as Speed Racer, James Vandenberg, Sonia Sterling, Bolo Yeung, The Thespian Express and The Kindred all make their way down to ringside. Speed already has a mic in hand.) Speed: Alex......before I let this match continue, I figured I needed to confront you before the night is up about something. Yeah, I walked out on you tonight against the Immortal Legends. Yeah, I walked out on you on Rampage against Demolition 2000. But I didn_t do this just to spite you. I didn_t do it because I was jealous of you. I didn_t do it because I am too arrogant to work with you. I did it beause you, Alex, are a glory hog. You refused to tag out to me after you took a beating, and while I am no expert on tag team wrestling, when one member of a team tries to do it all, generally they don_t do well. I am sick of you, Alex, and your ego, your arrogance. Yeah, pander to the fans all you want, see how far it gets you. Consider me and my allies OUT of the MPR. As a matter of fact, I am reforming........THE LEGION!!!! (Crowd gives a mixed reaction, some were on Speed_s side, and some were on Star_s.) Speed: That_s right, but this isn_t all. Tonight, I watched events that occurred throughout the Lethal Lottery and I went and did some scouting. And I have signed 4 more men to be official members of the NEW, IMPROVED LEGION!!! Guys, come ooooonnnnnn down!!!! (When he says that, first coming out is the new Cruiserweight champion, Head Break Kid, shortly behind is the returning Unleaded and behind him are the Xtreme Killers!!!) Speed: That_s right, I am now employing the services of the Head Break Kid, the legendary Unleaded and the greatest bounty hunters in all the land as well as THE greatest tag team the AGW has to offer, the Xtreme Killers. But don_t worry folks, the Killers are still up for making hits....other Legion members are simply off limits. And while this isn_t technically supposed to be one.....how about we make this an unofficial lumberjack match. I mean I hate both Star and Paris equally, so it doesn_t hurt. We are Legion, we are 8 men, 2 women, and 2 managers who are setting out to rule the wrestling world at all cost. Like us if you want, hate is if you want, we will go out and do our thing regardless. Thank you. (the bell rings to begin the match.) JAKE: You gonna let them do that? How about this grouping? Some quality wrestlers in the Legion. And now the MPR consists of Alex Star.....and maybe Tom Tennant though he doesn_t seem happy with it either. VIOLET: I really don_t see how I can stop them.....since they dislike both Star and Paris now.....at least they_ll be impartial. JAKE: Well, I guess that_s true. They lock up. Mark Paris goes for a power bomb, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. VIOLET: Not surprisingly, the bad blood between these two turned into a brawl on the outside. Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Mark Paris counters it with a crucifix. Mark Paris uses a football tackle on Alex Star. Mark Paris sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex Star sets up Mark Paris on the table. Alex Star tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it. JAKE: Hehe, Paris better hold on for dear life, that move would kill him. Mark Paris goes for a power bomb, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star uses a flying clothesline on Mark Paris. Alex Star hits a Hotshot on Mark Paris. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Alex Star. Mark Paris takes Alex Star down with a DDT. Jessica Carter comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Jessica Carter. Alex Star sets up Mark Paris on the table. Alex Star tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Mark Paris whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Mark Paris grabs a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris takes Alex Star down with a power bomb onto the chair. Mark Paris whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Mark Paris sets up Alex Star on the table. Mark Paris executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Oh my god, Star_s back has to be in seriously bad shape. A power bomb onto a chair and one through a table......wow. JAKE: Hey, Paris is smart, he_s gonna see an advantage and he_s gonna use it. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. Mark Paris takes a running start and springs off the chair. Mark Paris hits Alex Star with a 450 splash. Mark Paris is handed a sheet of glass. Mark Paris takes a swing at Alex Star with the sheet of glass, but he gets out of the way. Alex Star snatches the sheet of glass from him. Alex Star takes a swing at Mark Paris with the sheet of glass, but he gets out of the way. Mark Paris snatches the sheet of glass from him. Mark Paris hits him with the sheet of glass. Mark Paris is being booed out of the building. Mark Paris whips him into a sheet of glass. VIOLET: That must be plexiglass or something because it hasn_t broken yet. Mark Paris goes for a 450 splash, but Alex Star gets his knees up. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. Alex Star has the crowd going wild. Alex Star takes Mark Paris down with a rabbit punch. Alex Star throws Mark Paris back into the ring. Alex Star brings the the sheet of glass into the ring. Alex Star executes a forearm smash on Mark Paris. Mark Paris begs off. Alex Star gets a guillotine choke on Mark Paris. Mark Paris tries to escape the hold. Mark Paris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alex Star lets go after 14 seconds. Alex Star gets a testicle claw on Mark Paris. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. JAKE: Damn you, Star, and your ball fetish. That_s disturbing. Our World Champ is a gay homosexual....not that there_s anything wrong with that. VIOLET: *slaps Jake in the head again* Alex Star puts Mark Paris in the Oriental Spike. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Alex Star attempts to place Mark Paris on the turnbuckle, but Mark Paris blocks it. Alex Star catches Mark Paris in an achilles tendon hold. Mark Paris tries to escape the hold. Mark Paris is struggling to reach the ropes. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Mark Paris. VIOLET: THE STARSCREAM!!!! This is it! Mark Paris tries to escape the hold. Mark Paris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. JAKE: No! Mark had great ring presence there. Alex Star nails Mark Paris with the screwdriver. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Alex Star is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Alex Star hits a spinning back suplex on Mark Paris. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Alex Star hits Mark Paris with the screwdriver. The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation. Mark Paris begs off. Alex Star goes for an achilles tendon hold, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris takes a swing at Alex Star with the sheet of glass, but he gets out of the way. Alex Star snatches the sheet of glass from him. Alex Star hits him with the sheet of glass. The crowd erupts. Alex Star locks Mark Paris in a guillotine choke. Mark Paris breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Mark Paris uses a bulldog headlock on Alex Star. Mark Paris is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. JAKE: The bulldog almost enough to stun Star for a 3 count but not quite. Mark Paris runs into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with a clothesline. Alex Star hits a flying clothesline on Mark Paris. The crowd erupts. Alex Star takes Mark Paris down with a forearm smash. Alex Star hits a bulldog headlock on Mark Paris. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Alex Star with a kick. Mark Paris goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Alex Star blocks it. Mark Paris begs off. Rachel Morris enters the ring and hits Alex Star with a chair. VIOLET: And Rachel makes her presence known as she creams Alex Star with a chair, but look, Jessica Carter has run into the ring and she and Rachel are going at it!!!! (Jessica and Rachel are rolling around in the ring as Jenna is on the outside screaming for Rachel to get out of there. Moonspell and Amethyst both enter the ring and pull Jessica off of Rachel. Jessica turns around and threatens to punch Moonspell in the face but not before Amethyst hits her in the back of the head with the bo stick. Jessica is knocked out cold and Moonspell unceremonoiusly rolls her out of the ring.) VIOLET: What?!?! The Kindred attacked Jessica and not Rachel? JAKE: Hey, they were just breaking the catfight up and she was going to punch Moonspell in the face. Amethyst did that in self defense. Mark Paris is being booed out of the building. Mark Paris throws Alex Star out of the ring. Mark Paris goes through the ropes. Mark Paris takes Alex Star down with the screwdriver. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Mark Paris executes a back heel kick on Alex Star. Jenna Jameson comes from behind, but Alex Star nails Jenna Jameson. Mark Paris is handed the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale. Mark Paris takes a swing at Alex Star with the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale , but he gets out of the way. Alex Star snatches the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale from him. Alex Star hits him with the bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Alex Star sets up Mark Paris on the table. Alex Star executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Oh my god!!!! They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex Star hits Mark Paris with the screwdriver. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Alex Star uses a Hotshot on Mark Paris. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Alex Star knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Mark Paris on the concrete floor. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Mark Paris is out cold. Alex Star sets up a table. VIOLET: Star has a total and complete advantage on the floor now, Mark Paris is screaming for mercy. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Alex Star nails Rachel Morris. JAKE: Rachel comes over to at least get Star to break the hold. Mark Paris sets up Alex Star on the table. Mark Paris executes a 450 splash through the table. The table is broken in half. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris takes Alex Star down with a tornado DDT. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. Mark Paris is being booed out of the building. Jessica Carter comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Jessica Carter. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex Star executes a Russian legsweep on Mark Paris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex Star takes Mark Paris down with a forearm smash. Alex Star reenters the ring. Mark Paris follows him back in. Alex Star is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. VIOLET: Star fought off a short barrage by Paris and almost gets a three count there. Alex Star hits a rabbit punch on Mark Paris. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it. Alex Star hits Mark Paris with a kick. Alex Star throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Alex Star executes a Hotshot on Mark Paris. Alex Star reenters the ring. Mark Paris follows him back in. Alex Star attempts to place Mark Paris on the turnbuckle, but Mark Paris blocks it. Alex Star hits Mark Paris with a flip. Alex Star goes for the torture rack, but Mark Paris counters it with a facerake. Mark Paris uses an earringer on Alex Star. Both Jenna Jameson and Jessica Carter jump up on the apron. Darren Lloyd tries to send them back down. Mark Paris goes for a bodyslam, but Alex Star counters it with a small package. There is no referee to count. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Jenna Jameson puts Mark Paris's foot on the rope. Alex Star nails Mark Paris with a series of kicks to the midsection. Alex Star throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Alex Star knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Mark Paris is busted wide open. JAKE: Once again, Mark Paris is busted open..... VIOLET: Seems to be a normal thing tonight. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Jessica Carter comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. Alex Star executes a rabbit punch on Mark Paris. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Alex Star throws Mark Paris back into the ring. Alex Star brings the table into the ring. Alex Star goes for a Russian legsweep, but Mark Paris counters it with an elbowsmash. Mark Paris hits a Death Valley Driver on Alex Star. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Alex Star. VIOLET: Can Mark Paris finally put Star away? Alex Star is inching his way towards the ropes. Alex Star is close to passing out from the pain. Darren Lloyd asks Alex Star if he's had enough. Alex Star shakes his head. Darren Lloyd checks Alex Star's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Alex Star fights his way out of the hold after 44 seconds. VIOLET: Star fights out of it!!! Alex Star fought his way out of the Extreme Measure!!! Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. Mark Paris begs off. Alex Star uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Mark Paris. Alex Star throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Jessica Carter comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Jessica Carter. Alex Star sets up a table. Alex Star hits a rabbit punch on Mark Paris. Alex Star knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Alex Star executes a Russian legsweep on Mark Paris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris goes for a bodyslam, but Alex Star counters it with a small package. Alex Star sets up Mark Paris on the table. Alex Star tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it. JAKE: Paris, if you don_t hold on to the ropes, you_re gonna be done for. Mark Paris throws Alex Star back into the ring. Mark Paris whips Alex Star into the turnbuckle. Mark Paris places Alex Star on the turnbuckle. Mark Paris hits Alex Star with a belly-to-back superplex. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. VIOLET: Paris with a rare offensive flurry in this match tonight. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Alex Star blocks it. Mark Paris begs off. Alex Star goes for a spinning back suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a bulldog. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Mark Paris is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Alex Star. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. VIOLET: Paris made the mistake of slapping the Extreme Measure on near the ropes. JAKE: Gotta pull the man into the center of the ring Mark. Come on man!! Mark Paris leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Alex Star counters it with a punch. Mark Paris re-reverses it. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Alex Star counters it with a legsweep. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Alex Star goes for a stomach claw, but Mark Paris counters it with a facerake. Mark Paris chops Alex Star. Mark Paris punches Alex Star. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Alex Star hits Mark Paris. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Paris hits Alex Star. Mark Paris punches Alex Star. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Alex Star punches Mark Paris. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Alex Star punches Mark Paris. Mark Paris kicks Alex Star. Mark Paris is being booed out of the building. Alex Star takes Mark Paris down with a Russian legsweep. The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation. Mark Paris begs off. Alex Star goes for a DDT, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris takes Alex Star down with an earringer. Mark Paris whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Mark Paris counters it with a crucifix. Mark Paris uses the ropes for leverage. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... he sees it. Darren Lloyd threatens Mark Paris with disqualification. JAKE: Bologne!!!! Ref, come on!!! VIOLET: Mark Paris had his feet on the ropes. It_s not grounds for a DQ, but the ref doesn_t have to finish the count. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris hits a Tombstone onto the chair on Alex Star. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Mark Paris puts Alex Star in a Boston crab. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. JAKE: A devastating Tombstone piledriver on the chair and Star is out on his knees right now. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Mark Paris goes for an avalanche, but Alex Star counters it with a kick to the head. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Alex Star executes a flip on Mark Paris. Alex Star executes the Michinoku Driver on Mark Paris. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Alex Star throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Alex Star sets up Mark Paris on the table. Alex Star executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: That_s it, Paris can_t recover from that one. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Alex Star whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Alex Star executes a jack-knife power bomb on Mark Paris. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Alex Star nails Rachel Morris. Mark Paris whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Mark Paris reenters the ring. Alex Star follows him back in. Mark Paris throws Alex Star out of the ring. Mark Paris goes through the ropes. Mark Paris reenters the ring. (As Alex Star is outside of the ring, he sees Speed Racer and pushes him from behind. Speed turns around and they brawl on the ground at ringside. Speed Racer and Alex Star get back to their feet and get nose to nose with each other. An INTENSE staredown occurs, but before the situation can come to any more blows, Jessica Carter and Sonia Sterling rush over. Both women physically pull their men away from the other, but each man can be heard screaming at the other as Star reenters the ring.) VIOLET: Obviously Star took offense to what Speed had to say before this match and rightfully so. JAKE: Yeah, but he is paying attention to Speed and not his opponent. Alex Star follows him back in. Mark Paris hits Alex Star with a knee to the back. Mark Paris executes the screwdriver on Alex Star. Mark Paris is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. JAKE: Close call there....that screwdriver is what got Paris to this match in the first place!!! VIOLET: Alex Star back to his feet.... Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Alex Star. VIOLET: Uh oh.... Alex Star tries to fight the pain. Alex Star submits after 11 seconds. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:23:52 ~~~~~~ JAKE: YES YES YES YESS!!!!!!! VIOLET: To the shock of everyone in the crowd, Mark Paris won the Lethal Lottery and comes away with the World Title because of it. Speed Racer came out and proved to be enough of a distraction to Alex Star along with his new Legion. (The Legion leave the ringside area as Mark Paris celebrates in the ring along with the rest of the Lords Of The Summit who run down to ringside.) JAKE: Hey, Alex Star_s ego cost him all the friends he had and so nobody could go out there and save him from Mark Paris. Speed didn_t do anything, Star struck him first. VIOLET: But Star was attacked by Speed in their match earlier tonight......definite bad blood. JAKE: But it doesn_t matter. Mark Paris is once again a World Champion, and he now ties the Dark Rogue for most AGW World Title reigns by any wrestler....what a matchup that was. VIOLET: I will give you that. Those two put on a hell of a battle, I just would have liked to see a different ending, however a good portion of the crowd are Mark Paris fans and they are going absolutely ballistic out there. JAKE: Yeah man, I think Paris has more fans than that Star for sure. VIOLET: Well, I disagree with that. At any rate fans, we hope you enjoyed this excellent PPV. The Lethal Lottery 2000 is in the books and what an event it was. For Jake Reid, this is Violet Morris saying Good Night Everybody!!!! (fade out to highlights of the whole Lethal Lottery tournament.....and ending with Mark Paris standing victorious on the turnbuckles.) ~~~~~