AGW MELTDOWN PPV Aloha Stadium, Hawaii November 21, 1999 The screen lights up showing the view from the front of a plane as it soars several hundred feet over the ocean, far in the distance can be seen a tiny island. As the plane goes faster and faster, the island gets bigger and bigger with what appears to be smoke coming from the center of it. Closer and you can tell it_s a smoldering volcano, closer and you can see the heat and lava pouring from the top, closer and suddenly the camera stops moving as the volcano shakes and rumbles. Just as it looks like it_s going to violently erupt, the AGW logo slowly rises from the top of the volcano, smoke rolling around it from all sides. The camera cuts to the announcer_s booth in Aloha Stadium. Mort: "HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO HAWAII AND THE AGW MELTDOWN!" Bob: "That_s Mort Easke and I_m Bob Hull and we_re bringing you a ppv with some of the greatest match ups that we_ve seen in a long time." Mort: "You_re just saying that because we finally get to work a PPV again." Bob: "It hasn_t been that long." Mort: "Tell that to my mortgage company_" Bob: "We_ve got everything a wrestling fan could want tonight, El Diablo defends the Cruiserweight Title against Matt Technician_" Mort: "Pud match." Bob: "Lollipop puts the Women_s Title on the line against Alexandria the Great_.." Bob looks at Mort. Mort: "What?" Bob: "_nothing_.Plus EHB and Vegeta for the Anything Goes Title, both Tag Team Titles are on the line and the main event is World Champ, Mark Payne vs Chocolate Thunder vs Most Holy_." Mort: "That_s a gimme for Payne." Bob: "Can you please be a little more positive?" Mort: "Why?" Bob: "SO WE CAN WORK SOME MORE_NO WORK_NO PAY_" Mort: "Hey, up first, we_ve got a match of infinite possibilities as Raven takes on Wolverine_." Bob: "Not bad_not bad at all_" This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of Short Hills, New Jersey... Weighing in at 245 pounds... Raven His opponent... Led to the ring by Kellie... From Death Valley... Weighing in at 459 pounds... Wolverine Raven attacks Wolverine before the bell. Raven uses a swinging neckbreaker on Wolverine. Raven whips Wolverine into the ropes, but Wolverine reverses it. Raven misses with a shoulderblock. Raven nails Wolverine with a swinging neckbreaker. Raven whips Wolverine into the ropes. Wolverine misses with a shoulderblock. Raven misses with a clothesline. Wolverine hits Raven with a kick. Wolverine goes for a kick to the midsection, but Raven blocks it. Raven runs into the ropes. Kellie trips Raven. Raven catches Wolverine in a chokehold. Wolverine is struggling to reach the ropes. Wolverine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds. Raven whips Wolverine into the ropes, but Wolverine reverses it. Raven hits Wolverine with a swinging neckbreaker. Raven nails Wolverine with a swinging neckbreaker. Raven goes for a chokehold, but Wolverine blocks it. Wolverine runs into the ropes. Wolverine hits Raven with an elbow. Wolverine locks Raven in a headscissors submission. Raven reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Wolverine runs into the ropes. Raven gets a chokehold on Wolverine. Wolverine reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. Raven hits Wolverine. Wolverine kicks Raven. Wolverine punches Raven. Wolverine hits Raven with a jawbreaker. Wolverine takes Raven down with an avalanche. Wolverine locks Raven in a front facelock. Raven is valiantly trying to break the hold. Raven is struggling to reach the ropes. Raven reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Wolverine goes for a front slam, but Raven turns in mid-air and lands on him. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Raven hits a chop on Wolverine. Raven goes for a chokehold, but Wolverine counters it with a kick to the midsection. Wolverine gets a full nelson on Raven. Raven reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Wolverine executes a jack-knife power bomb on Raven. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Wolverine runs his hand across his throat. Wolverine goes for a backbreaker, but Raven counters it with a facerake. Raven chops Wolverine. Raven chops Wolverine. Wolverine hits Raven. Wolverine punches Raven. Raven hits Wolverine. Raven hits Wolverine. Wolverine kicks Raven. Wolverine chops Raven. Wolverine whips Raven into the ropes. Wolverine executes a backbreaker on Raven. Wolverine hits Raven with a power bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wolverine runs his hand across his throat. Wolverine nails Raven with a power bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wolverine uses a fist to the midsection on Raven. Wolverine leaves the ring. He returns with a Nintendo. Wolverine takes a swing at Raven with the Nintendo, but he gets out of the way. Raven snatches the Nintendo from him. Raven hits him with the Nintendo. Raven whips Wolverine into the ropes. Wolverine misses with a kick. Raven hits Wolverine with an elbow. Raven uses a dropkick on Wolverine. Raven whips Wolverine into the ropes, but Wolverine reverses it. Wolverine nails Raven with a kick to the thigh. Wolverine hits him with a Nintendo. Wolverine hits Raven with a bodyslam. Wolverine hits him with a Nintendo. Wolverine hits Raven with a kick to the thigh. Wolverine hits him with a Nintendo. Wolverine whips Raven into the ropes. Wolverine misses with an elbow. Wolverine hits Raven with a backdrop. Wolverine takes Raven down with a falling splash. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wolverine uses a fistdrop on Raven. Wolverine nails Raven with a ropeburn. Wolverine runs into the ropes. Raven uses a dropkick on Wolverine. Raven hits Wolverine with a short clothesline. Raven leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Raven runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Raven uses a legdrop on Wolverine. Raven hits Wolverine with a stomp. Raven is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Raven gives the sign for the Evenflow DDT. Raven executes the Evenflow DDT on Wolverine. Raven goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. The winner is Raven. Time of match: 0:07:00 Mort: "And Raven pulls off the win in a 7 minute technical match_" Bob: "Technical? He used a nintendo." Mort: "What the hell do you want from me?" Bob: "The truth." Mort: "You can_t handle the truth." Bob: "Try me." Mort: "IT SUCKED_THE MATCH SUCKED_WHO BOOKS THIS CRAP?" Bob: "Thanks, feel better?" Mort: "Yes." Bob: "Next up, the man with an attitude, Onslaught tries to keep up his winning ways against Max Carnage." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by The Mistress... From Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 235 pounds... Onslaught His opponent... From Keflavic, Iceland... Weighing in at 235 pounds... "Mad Max" Max Carnage They lock up. Max Carnage goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Onslaught counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Max Carnage counters it with a sunset flip. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Max Carnage places Onslaught on the turnbuckle. Max Carnage nails Onslaught with a belly-to-back superplex. Max Carnage whips Onslaught into the ropes. Onslaught misses with a clothesline. Max Carnage misses with an elbow. Onslaught misses with a clothesline. Onslaught misses with an elbow. Max Carnage hits Onslaught with a jumping side kick. Max Carnage gets a boot choke on Onslaught. Onslaught is valiantly trying to break the hold. Onslaught reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds. Max Carnage takes Onslaught down with a jumping DDT. Max Carnage scans the crowd with approval. Max Carnage nails Onslaught with an avalanche. Max Carnage hits an armdrag takedown on Onslaught. Max Carnage runs into the ropes. Onslaught misses with a clothesline. Onslaught misses with an elbow. Max Carnage goes for a clothesline, but Onslaught ducks out of the way. Onslaught hits Max Carnage with a flying bulldog. Onslaught nails Max Carnage with a kneelift. Onslaught goes for a Gory Special, but Max Carnage blocks it. Max Carnage whips Onslaught into the ropes, but Onslaught reverses it. Max Carnage hits Onslaught with a shoulderblock. Max Carnage takes Onslaught down with a Russian legsweep. Max Carnage uses Sky High on Onslaught. Max Carnage hits a Juvy Driver on Onslaught. Max Carnage goes for Sky High, but Onslaught counters it with a Frankensteiner. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Onslaught goes for a Frankensteiner from the top rope, but Max Carnage counters it with a power bomb. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Max Carnage hits Onslaught with a flying headbutt. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Max Carnage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Max Carnage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Max Carnage hits Onslaught with a 450 splash. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Max Carnage whips Onslaught into the ropes, but Onslaught reverses it. Onslaught executes a spinning power bomb on Max Carnage. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Onslaught executes an inverted DDT on Max Carnage. Charlotte Maxwell removes the chair from the ring. Onslaught whips Max Carnage into the ropes, but Max Carnage reverses it. Onslaught hits Max Carnage with a kick. Onslaught goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Max Carnage counters it with a crucifix. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Max Carnage takes Onslaught down with a clothesline. Max Carnage throws Onslaught out of the ring. Max Carnage goes through the ropes. Max Carnage is handed a cookie sheet. Max Carnage takes a swing at Onslaught with the cookie sheet, but he gets out of the way. Onslaught snatches the cookie sheet from him. Onslaught hits him with the cookie sheet. Onslaught hits an inverted DDT on Max Carnage. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 1. Onslaught knocks Max Carnage into the ringsteps. Onslaught executes a bodyslam on Max Carnage. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 2. Onslaught is handed a cookie sheet. Onslaught hits him with the cookie sheet. Onslaught sets up a table. Onslaught sets up Max Carnage on the table. Onslaught executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Onslaught hits him with . Onslaught goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Max Carnage counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 3. Max Carnage goes for a jumping DDT, but Onslaught counters it with a backdrop. Onslaught throws Max Carnage back into the ring. Onslaught is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Onslaught throws Max Carnage out of the ring. Onslaught goes through the ropes. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 1. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 2. Onslaught whips Max Carnage into the guardrail. Onslaught sets up a table. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 3. The Mistress comes from behind, but Max Carnage nails The Mistress. Onslaught hits a swinging neckbreaker on Max Carnage. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 4. Onslaught reenters the ring. Max Carnage follows him back in. Onslaught climbs to the middle rope and stares at the crowd. Onslaught executes a tiger driver on Max Carnage. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Onslaught whips Max Carnage into the ropes. Onslaught goes for an inverted DDT, but Max Carnage blocks it. The Mistress throws Onslaught the wooden chair. Onslaught hits Max Carnage with it and goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, in the ropes... Onslaught hits a back suplex on Max Carnage. Onslaught hits him with the wooden chair. Charlotte Maxwell throws the wooden chair out of the ring. Onslaught executes the The Mind Blast on Max Carnage. Onslaught goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three. The winner is Onslaught. Time of match: 0:06:50 Mort: "In the ring, out of the ring, Onslaught pretty much had his way with Carnage." Bob: "He_s got a good chance of shooting up the ranks." Mort: "Hey...the producers are telling me that Most Holy has just arrived..." The camera cuts to the back, showing Most Holy being pushed in a wheelchair by Tiffany down a hallway, both arms and ankles in casts. Tiffany stops in front of the LoS dressing room and opens the door, the first thing Most Holy sees on the far wall is his Pope outfit and Hat on a chair. Most Holy: "What the hell is that doing here?" Zoe steps over next to Most Holy: "You_re going to need it." Most Holy: "You...you said Most Holy was going to be the guest commentator." Zoe: "Speed put you in the World Title match tonight against Payne and Thunder." Most Holy: "What? Most Holy can_t wrestle..." Zoe: "You have to. He_s got you legally bound." Most Holy stares down at his casts: "But.." Zoe: "You are going to have to wrestle. It_s your chance to win the Ultimate Precious again, regain your place among the all time greats. You were the Man once, it_s time to prove you can still do it again." Most Holy stares at his cast. Behind him, the little girl in the frilly yellow dress passes by the door. She stops for just a moment and smiles, Zoe stares at her, Tiffany turns to see her brilliant blue eyes highlighted by her blond hair and the yellow dress. The little girl steps up behind Most Holy and gently kisses the back of his head but Most Holy doesn_t seem to notice. The girl smiles at Zoe and Tiffany again and disappears down the hallway. They start to step into the hall to see where she_s going when Most Holy suddenly snaps his head up, his left eye twitching. Most Holy: "Get a saw and cut these damn cast off." The camera cuts back to Mort and Bob. Mort: "Did that make any sense at all?" Bob: "Sense or not, it seems that Most Holy is ready but Payne has been unstoppable lately..." Mort: "That_s later tonight, next up the Anything Goes Tag Team Champions, the Disaster Brothers put the titles on the line agianst the Violators." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Death Row tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Anything Goes Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 680 pounds... The Violators Their opponents... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... At a total combined weight of 515 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Tag Team Champions... Disaster Brothers Vice vs Sean Blake Vice attacks Sean Blake before the bell. Vice whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Vice executes a bulldog headlock on Sean Blake. Vice goes for a Hotshot, but Sean Blake counters it with a Thesz press. Paul Vega enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Sean Blake and Paul Vega whip Vice into the ropes. They hit Vice with a double clothesline. Paul Vega leaves the ring. Sean Blake hits the Doctor Bomb on Vice. Sean Blake goes for a flying sunset flip, but Vice counters it with a choke lift . Sean Blake is inching his way towards the ropes. Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 30 seconds. Vice tries to put Sean Blake in the Death Chamber. Vice stuffs Sean Blake in the Death Chamber. Vice can't close the lid. Sean Blake reenters the ring. Sean Blake tags out to Paul Vega. Paul Vega and Sean Blake hit Vice with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Magnum enters the ring, but gets cut off. Sean Blake hits a swinging neckbreaker on Vice. Paul Vega hits Vice with a flying legdrop. Magnum gets back up and throws Sean Blake out of the ring. Magnum leaves the ring. Vice gets a chokehold on Paul Vega. Paul Vega reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Vice runs into the ropes. Paul Vega hits Vice with an inverted atomic drop. Paul Vega kicks Vice. Paul Vega chops Vice. Paul Vega nails Vice with a sitdown faceslam. Paul Vega hits Vice with a back heel kick. Paul Vega hits a spinebuster slam on Vice. Paul Vega goes for the The Blackheart Punch, but Vice counters it with a dropkick to the knee. Paul Vega goes for a superkick, but Vice counters it with a legsweep. Vice catches Paul Vega in an armbar submission. Paul Vega is valiantly trying to break the hold. Paul Vega reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Vice hits a headbutt on Paul Vega. Vice uses a legsweep on Paul Vega. Vice tags out to Magnum. Magnum and Vice whip Paul Vega into the ropes. They hit Paul Vega with a double backdrop. Sean Blake enters the ring and lays out Vice. Sean Blake uses a flying fistdrop on Magnum. Paul Vega takes Magnum down with a back suplex. Sean Blake leaves the ring. Paul Vega takes Magnum down with the Running Forearm Smash. Paul Vega hits Magnum with a leaping swinging DDT. Paul Vega tries to put Magnum in the Death Chamber. Paul Vega stuffs Magnum in the Death Chamber. Paul Vega can't close the lid. Magnum reenters the ring. Magnum places Paul Vega on the turnbuckle. Magnum hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Paul Vega. Magnum catches Paul Vega in a front facelock. Paul Vega breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Paul Vega executes an inverted atomic drop on Magnum. Paul Vega uses a DDT on Magnum. Paul Vega tags out to Sean Blake. Vice enters the ring and lays out Paul Vega. Magnum and Vice hit Sean Blake with a double kneedrop. Vice leaves the ring. Magnum nails Sean Blake with an avalanche. Magnum tries to put Sean Blake in the Death Chamber. Sean Blake blocks it. Magnum nails Sean Blake with a kneelift. Magnum hits Sean Blake with a jawbreaker. Magnum tags out to Vice. Magnum hits Sean Blake with a vertical suplex. Vice executes a flying headbutt on Sean Blake. Vice and Magnum whip Sean Blake into the ropes. They attempt to hit Sean Blake with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Sean Blake hits them with a double clothesline. Magnum leaves the ring. Sean Blake hits a flying somersault neckbreaker on Vice. Sean Blake gives the sign for the Top Rope Diamond Cutter. Sean Blake attempts to place Vice on the turnbuckle, but Vice blocks it. Sean Blake takes Vice down with a kneelift. Sean Blake takes Vice down with a kick to the groin. Sean Blake punches Vice. Sean Blake kicks Vice. Vice kicks Sean Blake. Sean Blake chops Vice. Sean Blake takes Vice down with a legsweep. Sean Blake tags out to Paul Vega. Sean Blake uses a swinging neckbreaker on Vice. Sean Blake leaves the ring. Paul Vega goes for a springboard bulldog, but Vice side-steps and Paul Vega only hits air. Vice tags out to Magnum. Vice executes a butt-bump on Paul Vega. Magnum takes Paul Vega down with a dragon suplex. Vice leaves the ring. Magnum goes for a front facelock, but Paul Vega blocks it. Paul Vega hits a leaping swinging DDT on Magnum. Paul Vega leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Paul Vega sets up the chair. Paul Vega takes Magnum down with a sitdown faceslam onto the chair. Paul Vega hits a lariat on Magnum. Paul Vega nails Magnum with a back suplex. Paul Vega nails Magnum with a faceslam. Paul Vega runs into the ropes. Magnum misses with a clothesline. Magnum hits Paul Vega with a kick. Carl Westcoat removes the chair from the ring. Magnum hits Paul Vega with a flying lariat. Magnum goes for a vertical suplex, but Paul Vega reverses it. Paul Vega executes a lariat on Magnum. Paul Vega tries to put Magnum in the Death Chamber. Paul Vega stuffs Magnum in the Death Chamber. Paul Vega can't close the lid. Magnum reenters the ring. Magnum hits Paul Vega with a dragon suplex. Magnum executes a DDT on Paul Vega. Magnum whips Paul Vega into the ropes. Magnum misses with an elbow. Paul Vega misses with a kick. Magnum hits a facerake on Paul Vega. Magnum tries to put Paul Vega in the Death Chamber. Paul Vega blocks it. Paul Vega tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake and Paul Vega hit Magnum with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Paul Vega leaves the ring. Sean Blake puts Magnum in a sleeperhold. Magnum reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Magnum hits Sean Blake with a backdrop. Sean Blake falls out of the ring. Magnum goes through the ropes. Magnum takes Sean Blake down with the Doctor Bomb. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice hits a kick to the head on Sean Blake. Magnum goes for a cobra clutch, but Sean Blake blocks it. Paul Vega comes over to make it two-on-one. Paul Vega takes Magnum down with a superkick. Sean Blake goes for a backdrop driver, but Magnum counters it with a facerake. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Magnum nails Susan Blake. Sean Blake is handed a shovel. Sean Blake hits him with the shovel. Sean Blake whips Magnum into the guardrail. Paul Vega comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice comes over and lays out Paul Vega. Magnum and Vice hit Sean Blake with a double DDT. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Paul Vega comes over and lays out Vice. Sean Blake and Paul Vega hit Magnum with a double elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Sean Blake goes for a fisherman suplex, but Magnum blocks it. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Paul Vega comes over and lays out Vice. Paul Vega takes Magnum down with a superkick. Sean Blake catches Magnum in a sleeperhold. Sean Blake whips Magnum into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sean Blake nails Magnum with a choke slam. Paul Vega comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice comes over and lays out Paul Vega. Vice hits a lariat on Sean Blake. Magnum puts Sean Blake in a full nelson. Magnum whips Sean Blake into the guardrail. Magnum throws Sean Blake back into the ring. Magnum catches Sean Blake totally by surprise. Magnum executes the Ultimate Solution on Sean Blake. Sean Blake delivers a Sinister Slap onto a chair. Sean Blake uses the Running Forearm Smash on Magnum. Paul Vega enters the ring. Paul Vega and Sean Blake hit Magnum with the Major Impact. Sean Blake gives him a backspin DDT, but Magnum only stares at him. Sean Blake whips Magnum into the ropes. Magnum hits Sean Blake with a kick. Magnum whips Sean Blake into the turnbuckle. Magnum charges into the corner, but Sean Blake lifts his leg. Sean Blake uses a fist to the midsection on Magnum. Sean Blake locks Magnum in a sleeperhold. Magnum reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Sean Blake whips Magnum into the ropes. Sean Blake hits Magnum with a kick. Sean Blake hits Magnum with a vertical facebuster. Sean Blake whips Magnum into the ropes. Sean Blake misses with an elbow. Sean Blake hits Magnum with a kick. Sean Blake leaves the ring. He returns with brass knuckles. Sean Blake places Magnum on the turnbuckle. Sean Blake takes Magnum down with a superplex. Sean Blake hits him with the knuckles. Sean Blake tries to put Magnum in the Death Chamber. Sean Blake stuffs Magnum in the Death Chamber. Sean Blake closes the lid. The winners are Disaster Brothers. Time of match: 0:12:17 Bob: "THAT_S WHAT TAG TEAM ACTION IS SUPPOSED TO BE! THE DISASTER BROTHERS TAKE OUT THE EVER TOUGH VIOLATORS!" Mort: "If anyone had doubts about the Disaster Brothers deserving those titles, they have to respect the fact that they defended them agains the Violators." Bob: "We continue on with tag team action as the Nightmare Express take on the Jedi Knights." Mort: "SKYWALKER? WHY DOES HE ALWAYS FOLLOW ME AROUND? CAN_T I DO ONE BROADCAST WITHOUT SKYWALKER?" Bob: "I know, I know..._who books this crap_...We_ve heard it before." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kellie... At a total combined weight of 470 pounds... Jedi Knights Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 501 pounds... The Nightmare Express Bobby Skywalker vs Bad Dreams They lock up. Bobby Skywalker leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Bobby Skywalker runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Bobby Skywalker hits an enzuigiri on Bad Dreams. Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring. Bobby Skywalker nails Bad Dreams with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Bobby Skywalker gets a bow-and-arrow submission on Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams tries to fight the pain. Bad Dreams tries to escape the hold. Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Bobby Skywalker nails Bad Dreams with a jack-knife power bomb. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker goes for a kick to the head, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams hits Bobby Skywalker. Bad Dreams hits Bobby Skywalker. Bad Dreams kicks Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker chops Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker kicks Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker punches Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams hits Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker punches Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams punches Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker punches Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker chops Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker hits Bad Dreams with a backspin DDT. Bobby Skywalker chops Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker kicks Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams chops Bobby Skywalker. Bad Dreams kicks Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker hits Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker hits Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker tags out to Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder hits Bad Dreams with a piledriver. Christopher Thunder hits a rolling kick on Bad Dreams. Christopher Thunder tags out to Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker goes for a DDT, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Dream Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Christopher Thunder enters the ring and lays out Dream Warrior. Christopher Thunder hits Bad Dreams with a flying fistdrop. Bobby Skywalker hits Bad Dreams with a German suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Dream Warrior makes the save. Christopher Thunder leaves the ring. Bobby Skywalker hits a Northern Lights suplex on Bad Dreams. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker puts Bad Dreams in a double reverse chinlock. Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Bobby Skywalker tags out to Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder and Bobby Skywalker hit Bad Dreams with a double power bomb. Bobby Skywalker leaves the ring. Christopher Thunder hits Bad Dreams with a jumping DDT. Bobby Skywalker enters the ring. Bobby Skywalker and Christopher Thunder hit Bad Dreams with the Jedi Attack. Christopher Thunder goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, in the ropes... Christopher Thunder tags out to Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker and Christopher Thunder whip Bad Dreams into the ropes. Bobby Skywalker and Christopher Thunder hit Bad Dreams with a double jumping DDT . Dream Warrior enters the ring, but gets cut off. Bobby Skywalker and Christopher Thunder whip Bad Dreams into the ropes. They hit Bad Dreams with a double elbowsmash. Christopher Thunder leaves the ring. Bobby Skywalker takes Bad Dreams down with a flying bulldog. Bobby Skywalker uses a front slam on Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker leaves the ring. He returns with the brass knuckles. Bobby Skywalker takes a swing at Bad Dreams with the brass knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Bad Dreams snatches the brass knuckles from him. Bad Dreams takes a swing at Bobby Skywalker with the brass knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Bobby Skywalker snatches the brass knuckles from him. Bobby Skywalker hits him with the brass knuckles. Rich McKinnon throws the brass knuckles out of the ring. Bobby Skywalker tags out to Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder and Bobby Skywalker hit Bad Dreams with a double flying fistdrop. Christopher Thunder and Bobby Skywalker whip Bad Dreams into the ropes. They attempt to hit Bad Dreams with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Bobby Skywalker leaves the ring. Bad Dreams hits Christopher Thunder with an earringer. Christopher Thunder begs off. Bad Dreams goes for a monkey flip, but Christopher Thunder blocks it. Christopher Thunder tags out to Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker and Christopher Thunder whip Bad Dreams into the ropes. They hit Bad Dreams with a double fist to the midsection. Christopher Thunder leaves the ring. Bobby Skywalker executes a jumping DDT on Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker hits Bad Dreams with a backspin DDT. Bobby Skywalker takes Bad Dreams down with a kneeling headbutt. Bad Dreams lights his bat on fire and hits the opponent with it. He goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bad Dreams goes for an earringer, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Bobby Skywalker chops Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker kicks Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker hits Bad Dreams. Bobby Skywalker takes Bad Dreams down with a DDT. Bobby Skywalker goes for a monkey flip, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior locks Bobby Skywalker in an abdominal stretch. Bobby Skywalker is struggling to reach the ropes. Bobby Skywalker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Dream Warrior executes a double underhook piledriver on Bobby Skywalker. Dream Warrior nails Bobby Skywalker with a backbreaker. Dream Warrior whips Bobby Skywalker into the ropes, but Bobby Skywalker reverses it. Bobby Skywalker hits Dream Warrior with an elbow. Bobby Skywalker tags out to Christopher Thunder. Bad Dreams enters the ring and lays out Bobby Skywalker. Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams hit Christopher Thunder with a double DDT. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. Dream Warrior whips Christopher Thunder into the ropes, but Christopher Thunder reverses it. Dream Warrior hits Christopher Thunder with a kick. Dream Warrior whips Christopher Thunder into the ropes. Christopher Thunder nails Dream Warrior with a rolling kick. Christopher Thunder nails Dream Warrior with a kick to the head. Christopher Thunder uses a kick to the midsection on Dream Warrior. Christopher Thunder chops Dream Warrior. Christopher Thunder chops Dream Warrior. Christopher Thunder takes Dream Warrior down with a bodyslam. Christopher Thunder uses a legdrop on Dream Warrior. Christopher Thunder hits a jumping neck snap on Dream Warrior. Christopher Thunder whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Christopher Thunder misses with a clothesline. Christopher Thunder hits Dream Warrior with a kick. Christopher Thunder whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Dream Warrior goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Christopher Thunder ducks out of the way. Christopher Thunder takes Dream Warrior down with a power bomb. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Christopher Thunder whips Dream Warrior into the turnbuckle, but Dream Warrior reverses it. Christopher Thunder comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Dream Warrior whips Christopher Thunder into the ropes. Dream Warrior goes for a jumping DDT, but Christopher Thunder counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Christopher Thunder goes for a jumping DDT, but Dream Warrior counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Dream Warrior throws Christopher Thunder out of the ring. Dream Warrior goes through the ropes. Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one. Bad Dreams hits a leg lariat on Christopher Thunder. Dream Warrior goes for a dragon suplex, but Christopher Thunder counters it with a go-behind. Rich McKinnon counts: 1. Bobby Skywalker comes over to make it two-on-one. Bobby Skywalker uses a flying fistdrop on Dream Warrior. Christopher Thunder locks Dream Warrior in an octopus hold. They're brawling inside the ring area. Dream Warrior knocks Christopher Thunder into the ringsteps. Dream Warrior goes for a DDT, but Christopher Thunder counters it with a small package. Christopher Thunder uses a kick to the midsection on Dream Warrior. Rich McKinnon counts: 2. Christopher Thunder reenters the ring. Dream Warrior follows him back in. Dream Warrior brings the table into the ring. Christopher Thunder hits Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior kicks Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder punches Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior hits Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder hits Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior kicks Christopher Thunder. Dream Warrior executes a jumping elbow thrust on Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder begs off. Dream Warrior uses a frog splash on Christopher Thunder. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Dream Warrior nails Christopher Thunder with a German suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Rich McKinnon counts: One, Dream Warrior lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Christopher Thunder into the ropes. They attempt to hit Christopher Thunder with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Christopher Thunder hits them with a double clothesline. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. Christopher Thunder goes for a jumping DDT, but Dream Warrior counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Christopher Thunder whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it. Christopher Thunder hits Dream Warrior with a shoulderblock. Christopher Thunder goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dream Warrior counters it with a legsweep. Dream Warrior goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but Christopher Thunder blocks it. Christopher Thunder throws Dream Warrior out of the ring. Christopher Thunder goes through the ropes. Rich McKinnon counts: 1. Bobby Skywalker comes over to make it two-on-one. Bad Dreams comes over, but gets cut off. Bobby Skywalker hits Dream Warrior with a flying fistdrop. Christopher Thunder catches Dream Warrior in an octopus hold. Bad Dreams gets back up and lays out Bobby Skywalker. Bad Dreams goes for a leg lariat, but Christopher Thunder ducks out of the way. Christopher Thunder and Bobby Skywalker hit Dream Warrior with a double flying fistdrop. Christopher Thunder uses a rolling kick on Dream Warrior. Rich McKinnon counts: 2. Christopher Thunder knocks Dream Warrior into the ringpost. Kellie comes from behind, but Dream Warrior nails Kellie. Christopher Thunder whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail. Christopher Thunder takes Dream Warrior down with a German suplex. Christopher Thunder takes Dream Warrior down with a neck snap. Rich McKinnon counts: 3. Christopher Thunder reenters the ring. Dream Warrior follows him back in. Christopher Thunder executes the Thunder Drop on Dream Warrior. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Bad Dreams makes the save. Christopher Thunder tags out to Bobby Skywalker. Bad Dreams enters the ring, but gets cut off. Bobby Skywalker and Christopher Thunder whip Dream Warrior into the ropes. They attempt to hit Dream Warrior with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Dream Warrior hits them with a double clothesline. Christopher Thunder leaves the ring. Dream Warrior executes a flying sunset flip on Bobby Skywalker. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dream Warrior sets up Bobby Skywalker on the table. Dream Warrior tries to drive Bobby Skywalker through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Bobby Skywalker takes Dream Warrior down with a front slam. Bobby Skywalker tags out to Christopher Thunder. Bad Dreams enters the ring, but gets cut off. Bobby Skywalker executes a flying fistdrop on Dream Warrior. Christopher Thunder hits a crucifix on Dream Warrior. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Bad Dreams doesn't make it in time... three. The winners are Jedi Knights. Time of match: 0:12:21 Mort: "DO YOU SEE? SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHENEVER SKYWALKER WRESTLES ON A PROGRAM WE BROADCAST? THEY WON THE WORLD TAG TITLES THE LAST TIME WE WORKED..." Bob: "Maybe they request matches when we work." Mort: "No...no way in hell...I AM NOT GOING TO BE SKYWALKERS GOOD LUCK CHARM..." Bob: "Okay, we_ve got the first round of the Triangle Tourney, the winner to get the next shot at the World Heavyweight Champion...whoever that is at the end of the evening." Mort: "Payne. It_s going to be Payne." TRI TOURNEY ROUND 1: No-DQ-Triangle Match Black Knight defeated Mark Paris and Skull Ganz: x Black Knight beat S.Ganz via the Muscle Ripper in 0:12:33 x Black Knight beat Paris via the Muscle Ripper in 0:15:38 Rating: *** 1/4 Mort: "Black Knight looking very impressive tonight." No-DQ-Triangle Match Derrick Reed defeated Brolly and Kevin Nash: x Brolly beat Nash via the Brolly Face Slam in 0:11:03 x D. Reed beat Brolly via the Lustful Plunge in 0:13:04 Rating: ** Bob: "Brolly is out early. Derrick Reed is the dark horse." No-DQ-Triangle Match Abel defeated The Rock and Paul Vega: x Abel beat R. Maivia via the Ghettoplex in 0:06:31 x Abel beat P Vega via the Ghettoplex in 0:13:07 Rating: *** 1/4 Mort: "Let me be the first here, thank you Abel for taking out The Rock...Thank You from the bottom of my heart." No-DQ-Triangle Match Mountain Of Darkness defeated Terrance M. Garvin and The Goon: x Mountain beat T.M. Garvin via his special move in 0:12:25 x Mountain beat Goon via the Total Eruption in 0:17:37 Rating: -* Mort: "Heh...Garvin is out...heh..." No-DQ-Triangle Match Speed Racer defeated El Diablo and Wolverine: x Speed Racer beat El Diablo via the Flatliner in 0:09:20 x Speed Racer beat Wolverine via a spinwheel kick in 0:16:08 Rating: *** 1/2 Mort: "Speed got a couple of _real_ opponents there..." Bob: "Do you ever wonder why we don_t work very much anymore?" No-DQ-Triangle Match Malik Shabazz defeated Barry Horowitz and B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby: x B.A. Bobby beat Horowitz via the HA! in 0:06:38 x Bro. Shabazz beat B.A. Bobby via the Freedom Fall in 0:10:35 Rating: *** ¼ Bob: "Malik Shabazz looking impressive again tonight." No-DQ-Triangle Match Bryant Edwards defeated Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Switchblade the Bodyguard : x B. Edwards beat E.H. Brawler via the Final Goodbye in 0:10:22 x B. Edwards beat Switchblade via the Final Goodbye in 0:13:25 Rating: *** 1/4 Mort: "Bryant Edwards? Who the hell is Bryant Edwards and how did he take out EHB?" No-DQ-Triangle Match Storm defeated Doug Gilbert and Bobby Skywalker: x D. Gilbert beat B. Skywalker via the Piledriver in 0:12:29 x Storm beat D. Gilbert via the Doctor Bomb in 0:14:06 Rating: * 1/4 Mort: "SKYWALKER IS OUT! SKYWALKER IS OUT!" No-DQ-Triangle Match Token Minority Jobber defeated Malice and Crush: x Malice beat Crush via the Malicious Confrontation in 0:13:29 x T.M. Jobber beat Malice via the Drive By in 0:19:08 Rating: -** Mort: "Holy shit...TMJ advances...man, that leaves a bad taste in my mouth..." No-DQ-Triangle Match Deadguy defeated Rick Steiner and Baine Clark: x Deadguy beat B. Clark via the CorpseDriver in 0:09:44 x Deadguy beat R. Steiner via a foreign object in 0:10:44 Rating: ** 1/4 Bob: "Deadguy takes out Clark and Steiner in quick fashion, maybe he_s come to life..." Mort: "Oh man, I can_t believe you went that route..." No-DQ-Triangle Match Bill Goldberg defeated Christopher Thunder and Wrath: x Wrath beat Chris Thunder via the Meltdown in 0:11:42 x Goldberg beat Wrath via an armlock leglock submission in 0:16:38 Rating: * 1/4 Mort: "If Goldberg is that good, what took him so long?" No-DQ-Triangle Match Ricky Thompson defeated Incubus and Magnum: x Magnum beat Incubus via a power bomb in 0:13:34 x R. Thompson beat Magnum via the Bottom Line in 0:18:54 Rating: ** 1/2 Mort: "You know, Thompson always wins these tourneys, maybe he should be banned..." No-DQ-Triangle Match Anubis defeated Matt Technician and Kang: x Kang beat M. Technician via the Torture Rack in 0:09:04 x Anubis beat Kang via the Quake With Fear in 0:14:23 Rating: ** 3/4 Bob: "Anubis showing some good offense." Mort: "Look who he wrestled..." No-DQ-Triangle Match Son Goku defeated DOOM and Dan Sexton: x DOOM beat D. Sexton via a tiger bomb in 0:03:24 x Goku beat DOOM via the Kamehameha in 0:12:26 Rating: ** 3/4 Mort: "Goku impressive with the mamajama." Bob: "You mean the Kamehameha." Mort: "I can_t say that." No-DQ-Triangle Match Kane defeated Jack Deth and Alex DiGiacomo: x Kane beat Alex DiGiacomo via the Urban Crossfire in 0:11:50 x Kane beat J. Deth via a double underhook faceslam in 0:14:41 Rating: -1/4* Mort: "...kam-mam-amnetha..." No-DQ-Triangle Match Man Mountain Rock defeated Mad Dog Colletti and Anaconda: x Anaconda beat Mad Dog via the Big Squeeze in 0:10:26 x M. M. Rock beat Anaconda via the Payne Killer in 0:23:57 Rating: -3/4* Bob: "Man Mountain Rock looking impressive again." Mort: "...ham-meat-mama..." No-DQ-Triangle Match Chocolate Thunder defeated Serpent Man and Trunks: x Serpent Man beat Trunks via a figure-four leglock in 0:07:28 x CDogg beat Serpent Man via a choke against the ropes in 0:20:52 Rating: *** 1/4 Mort: "...canned-ham-mema..." Bob: "STOP TRYING!" No-DQ-Triangle Match Vice defeated Tragedy and Big Boss Man: x Tragedy beat Boss Man via an armbar submission in 0:11:21 x Vice beat Tragedy via the Slaughtering Of The Innocent in 0:15:09 Rating: **** Bob: "Vice showing off his singles abilities." No-DQ-Triangle Match Bolo Yeung defeated Sting and Enforcer: x Bolo Yeung beat Sting via the Bolo Blaster in 0:11:49 x Bolo Yeung beat Enforcer via the Bolo Blaster in 0:13:50 Rating: ** ¼ Mort: "Bolo just might be back to his old form." No-DQ-Triangle Match Max Carnage defeated Brad Steel and Catalyst: x Catalyst beat Steel via the Last Stop in 0:12:22 x M. Carnage beat Catalyst via the Ultimate Carnage in 0:14:42 Rating: *** 3/4 Mort: "Carnage with an easy first round." Bob: "He had to face Steel." Mort: "Like I said. The future my ass..." No-DQ-Triangle Match Onslaught defeated Mark Payne and Dream Warrior: x Onslaught beat M. Payne via the The Mind Blast in 0:13:28 x Onslaught beat Dream Warrior via a spinning power bomb in 0:18:09 Rating: *** 1/2 Mort: "Onlsaught just won_t go away." No-DQ-Triangle Match Smooth Operator defeated Raven and Gris Lee: x Smooth Operator beat Raven via the Smooth Operation in 0:14:04 x Smooth Operator beat Gris via his special move in 0:17:00 Rating: ** 1/2 Bob: "Neither will Smooth." No-DQ-Triangle Match The Pessimist defeated Unleaded and Vegeta: x Pessimist beat Unleaded via scorpion deathlock STF in 0:12:07 x Pessimist beat Vegeta via the Mercy Killing in 0:13:29 Rating: *** 1/4 Mort: "An impressive win for the rookie Pessimist...I like that name though..." No-DQ-Triangle Match WAR defeated Cactus Jack and Akeem: x Akeem beat Cactus Jack via the 747 Splash in 0:13:01 x WAR beat Akeem via the Atomic Bomb in 0:20:39 Rating: *** Mort: "Now that took WAR a while to finish Akeem of all people." No-DQ-Triangle Match The Godfather defeated Comedy and Hybrid: x Hybrid beat Comedy via a foreign object in 0:13:18 x Godfather beat Hybrid via a foreign object in 0:16:30 Rating: -** Bob: "...Did you see what that blonde Ho was wearing?" Mort: "...She was wearing clothes?" No-DQ-Triangle Match Joshua Gardner defeated Sebastian Cage and Master Darque: x J. Gardner beat Master Darque via the drop toehold onto a chair in 0:07:53 x J. Gardner beat S. Cage via the Pneumatic Hammer in 0:15:16 Rating: * 3/4 Mort: "There_s a surprise to me, Gardner taking out Cage." No-DQ-Triangle Match Shawn Michaels defeated Father Arson and Vengeance: x Michaels beat Vengeance via the Sweet Chin Music in 0:16:13 x Michaels beat Father Arson via the Sweet Chin Music in 0:22:10 Rating: ** ¼ Bob: "The Intercontential Champion is out." No-DQ-Triangle Match Quackman defeated Jason Star and Jimmy Crush: x Quacks beat J. Crush via a foreign object in 0:10:34 x Quacks beat Jason Star via the The People's Facebite in 0:14:12 Rating: ** Mort: "Oh man, who the hell let Quackman in this thing?" No-DQ-Triangle Match Genesis defeated Griffin and Vincent I. Paige: x V.I.P. beat Griffin via a bridging back suplex in 0:07:18 x Genesis beat V.I.P. via a flying bodypress in 0:09:53 Rating: -3/4* Mort: "Heh...Griffin and Paige are gone...heh..." Bob: "DO NOT GO THERE." No-DQ-Triangle Match Sean Blake defeated Diamond Dallas Page and Nebuchadnezzar: x S.Blake beat Page via the Top Rope Diamond Cutter in 0:07:30 x S.Blake beat Nebuchadnezzar via the Top Rope Diamond Cutter in 0:09:14 Rating: DUD Bob: "Blake cruises through the first round match." No-DQ-Triangle Match Most Holy defeated Scott Hall and Son Goten: x Most Holy beat Hall via the Holy Roller in 0:14:55 x Most Holy beat Goten via the Holy Roller in 0:17:37 Rating: -3/4* Mort: "The cripple manages to beat Hall and Goten, looked awfully slow though, I think Goten felt sorry for him." No-DQ-Triangle Match Bad Dreams defeated Isaac Bacitt and Chris Jericho: x Chris Jericho beat Bacitt via a half Boston in 0:07:30 x Bad Dreams beat Chris Jericho via the Good Night Irene in 0:10:15 Rating: *** 1/2 Bob: "And Bad Dreams advances in the final first round match, more upsets than I expected." Mort: "At least Skywalker is gone." Bob: "Will you stop ragging on him?" Mort: "Sure, because we_ve got six man..er..woman match up next." Bob: "OHMIGODHERECOMESLOLLIPOP..." Mort: "Need a kleenex?" ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-six man tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Black Knight At a total combined weight of 377 pounds... Lollipop, "Lady Dragon" Amethyst and "The Fallen Angel" Moonspell Their opponents... Led to the ring by Sweet Johnny Brown... At a total combined weight of 525 pounds... Alexandra The Great, Daisy Mayhem and Sally Mayhem Moonspell vs Alexandra The Great They lock up. Alexandra The Great runs into the ropes. Moonspell gets a chokehold on Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alexandra The Great is struggling to reach the ropes. Alexandra The Great reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Moonspell punches Alexandra The Great. Moonspell punches Alexandra The Great. Moonspell hits Alexandra The Great. Moonspell whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes, but Alexandra The Great reverses it. Alexandra The Great hits Moonspell with a shoulderblock. Alexandra The Great whips Moonspell into the ropes, but Moonspell reverses it. Alexandra The Great misses with a shoulderblock. Alexandra The Great hits Moonspell with a kick. Alexandra The Great executes a dropkick on Moonspell. Moonspell begs off. Alexandra The Great goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Moonspell counters it with a backslide. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Moonspell tags out to Lollipop. Moonspell nails Alexandra The Great with a back fist. Lollipop nails Alexandra The Great with an inside cradle. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Moonspell leaves the ring. Lollipop hits a fisherman suplex on Alexandra The Great. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Moonspell enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Lollipop and Moonspell hit Alexandra The Great with a double flying forearm. Moonspell leaves the ring. Lollipop gets a chokehold on Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great is struggling to reach the ropes. Alexandra The Great reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Lollipop locks Alexandra The Great in the Texas cloverleaf. Alexandra The Great tries to escape the hold. Lollipop lets go after 12 seconds. Lollipop goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Alexandra The Great counters it with a DDT. Alexandra The Great tags out to Daisy Mayhem. Daisy Mayhem gives her a double toe leglock, but Lollipop doesn't budge. Lollipop nails Daisy Mayhem with a fisherman suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Lollipop uses a forearm to the back on Daisy Mayhem. Daisy Mayhem gives her a fist to the midsection, but Lollipop doesn't budge. Daisy Mayhem gets a front facelock on Lollipop. Lollipop is valiantly trying to break the hold. Lollipop is struggling to reach the ropes. Lollipop is valiantly trying to break the hold. Lollipop reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Daisy Mayhem hits Lollipop. Daisy Mayhem hits Lollipop. Daisy Mayhem punches Lollipop. Lollipop hits Daisy Mayhem. Daisy Mayhem kicks Lollipop. Lollipop begs off. Daisy Mayhem hits Lollipop with a side suplex. Daisy Mayhem goes for a DDT, but Lollipop counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Lollipop hits Daisy Mayhem with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Lollipop tags out to Moonspell. Alexandra The Great enters the ring and lays out Lollipop. Daisy Mayhem and Alexandra The Great hit Moonspell with a double DDT. Alexandra The Great leaves the ring. Daisy Mayhem goes for an abdominal stretch, but Moonspell counters it with an elbowsmash. Lollipop enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Moonspell and Lollipop hit Daisy Mayhem with a double flying forearm. Moonspell and Lollipop whip Daisy Mayhem into the ropes. They hit Daisy Mayhem with a double clothesline. Lollipop leaves the ring. Moonspell uses a dropkick on Daisy Mayhem. Moonspell stands on the second rope and points to the crowd.. Moonspell locks Daisy Mayhem in the Oriental Spike. Daisy Mayhem is struggling to reach the ropes. Daisy Mayhem is valiantly trying to break the hold. Moonspell lets go after 20 seconds. Moonspell executes the Embrace on Daisy Mayhem. Daisy Mayhem breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Daisy Mayhem hits a back suplex on Moonspell. Daisy Mayhem is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Daisy Mayhem complains about a slow count. Daisy Mayhem runs into the ropes. Daisy Mayhem takes Moonspell down with a back heel kick. Daisy Mayhem puts Moonspell in an anaconda hold. Moonspell is struggling to reach the ropes. Moonspell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Daisy Mayhem tags out to Alexandra The Great. Daisy Mayhem goes for a kick to the head, but Moonspell ducks out of the way. Daisy Mayhem leaves the ring. Moonspell whips Alexandra The Great into the turnbuckle, but Alexandra The Great reverses it. Moonspell comes back, but is met with an elbow. Alexandra The Great runs into the ropes. Alexandra The Great goes for a lariat, but Moonspell blocks it. Moonspell hits Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great kicks Moonspell. Alexandra The Great kicks Moonspell. Moonspell hits Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great chops Moonspell. Alexandra The Great kicks Moonspell. Moonspell chops Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great punches Moonspell. Moonspell chops Alexandra The Great. Moonspell hits Alexandra The Great. Moonspell throws Alexandra The Great out of the ring. Moonspell goes for a tope suicida, but Alexandra The Great moves out of the way. Daisy Mayhem comes over to make it two-on-one. Lollipop comes over and lays out Daisy Mayhem. Moonspell whips Alexandra The Great into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lollipop comes over to make it two-on-one. Moonspell and Lollipop hit Alexandra The Great with a double flying forearm. Moonspell is handed a mop. Moonspell hits her with the mop. Moonspell reenters the ring. Alexandra The Great follows her back in. Moonspell executes a clothesline on Alexandra The Great. Moonspell executes a flying forearm on Alexandra The Great. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Moonspell locks Alexandra The Great in a buzzkiller. Alexandra The Great breaks the hold after 7 seconds. Alexandra The Great whips Moonspell into the ropes. Alexandra The Great and Moonspell get hit with a double clothesline. Alexandra The Great goes for a bearhug, but Moonspell counters it with a facerake. Moonspell kicks Alexandra The Great. Moonspell hits Alexandra The Great. Moonspell kicks Alexandra The Great. Moonspell runs into the ropes. Alexandra The Great misses with a shoulderblock. Alexandra The Great hits Moonspell with a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Alexandra The Great nails Moonspell with a lariat. Daisy Mayhem enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Alexandra The Great and Daisy Mayhem hit Moonspell with a double elbowsmash. Daisy Mayhem leaves the ring. Alexandra The Great nails Moonspell with a diving headbutt. Alexandra The Great goes for a DDT, but Moonspell counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, in the ropes... Moonspell hits a spinwheel kick on Alexandra The Great. Moonspell uses a clothesline on Alexandra The Great. Moonspell executes an enzuigiri on Alexandra The Great. Moonspell whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes, but Alexandra The Great reverses it. Moonspell executes a running snapping heel kick on Alexandra The Great. Moonspell nails Alexandra The Great with a spinwheel kick. Moonspell whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes, but Alexandra The Great reverses it. Alexandra The Great hits Moonspell with a kick. Daisy Mayhem enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Lollipop enters the ring, but gets cut off. Daisy Mayhem executes a lariat on Moonspell. Alexandra The Great goes for an inside cradle, but Moonspell blocks it. Daisy Mayhem leaves the ring. Moonspell catches Alexandra The Great in a chokehold. Alexandra The Great reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Moonspell nails Alexandra The Great with a gutbuster. Moonspell goes for a dragon suplex, but Alexandra The Great blocks it. Alexandra The Great tags out to Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Lollipop enters the ring and lays out Alexandra The Great. Lollipop leaves the ring. Moonspell hits a backspin armdrag on Daisy Mayhem. Moonspell punches Daisy Mayhem. Moonspell chops Daisy Mayhem. Moonspell punches Daisy Mayhem. Lollipop enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Alexandra The Great enters the ring, but gets cut off. Lollipop goes for a double underhook DDT, but Daisy Mayhem blocks it. Lollipop rolls out of the ring. Daisy Mayhem goes for an abdominal stretch, but Moonspell counters it with an elbowsmash. Moonspell goes for a back fist, but Daisy Mayhem ducks out of the way. Moonspell goes for an inverted tiger bomb, but Daisy Mayhem blocks it. Moonspell begs off. Daisy Mayhem throws Moonspell out of the ring. Daisy Mayhem goes through the ropes. Rich McKinnon counts: 1. Alexandra The Great comes over to make it two-on-one. Alexandra The Great hits Moonspell with a lariat. Daisy Mayhem takes Moonspell down with a belly-to-back suplex. Daisy Mayhem whips Moonspell into the guardrail. Rich McKinnon counts: 2. Daisy Mayhem reenters the ring. Moonspell follows her back in. Daisy Mayhem puts Moonspell in a camel clutch. Moonspell is valiantly trying to break the hold. Moonspell is valiantly trying to break the hold. Moonspell tries to escape the hold. Moonspell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Moonspell begs off. Daisy Mayhem catches Moonspell in an armbar submission. Moonspell breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Moonspell goes for a dragon suplex, but Daisy Mayhem blocks it. Daisy Mayhem executes the Hillbilly Lullaby on Moonspell. Moonspell is struggling to reach the ropes. Moonspell tries to fight the pain. Moonspell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. Daisy Mayhem nails Moonspell with a side suplex. Daisy Mayhem punches Moonspell. Moonspell hits Daisy Mayhem. Moonspell hits Daisy Mayhem. Moonspell executes the Embrace on Daisy Mayhem. Daisy Mayhem summons one last burst of energy. Rich McKinnon asks Daisy Mayhem if she's had enough. Daisy Mayhem shakes her head. Rich McKinnon asks Daisy Mayhem if he should stop the fight. Daisy Mayhem shakes her head. Rich McKinnon asks Daisy Mayhem if she's had enough. Daisy Mayhem shakes her head. Rich McKinnon asks Daisy Mayhem if she's still there. Daisy Mayhem nods. Daisy Mayhem is writhing in pain. Rich McKinnon checks Daisy Mayhem's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Daisy Mayhem fights her way out of the hold after 39 seconds. Daisy Mayhem goes for a DDT, but Moonspell counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Moonspell throws Daisy Mayhem out of the ring. Rich McKinnon counts: one, Daisy Mayhem reenters the ring. Moonspell goes for a running snapping heel kick, but Daisy Mayhem ducks out of the way. Daisy Mayhem goes for an earringer, but Moonspell blocks it. Moonspell nails Daisy Mayhem with a standing dropkick. Moonspell throws Daisy Mayhem out of the ring. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Daisy Mayhem reenters the ring. Moonspell uses a dragon suplex on Daisy Mayhem. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, in the ropes... Moonspell runs into the ropes. Moonspell misses with a kick. Daisy Mayhem goes for a kick to the thigh, but Moonspell counters it with a dragon screw. Moonspell takes Daisy Mayhem down with a catwalk Frankensteiner. Moonspell takes Daisy Mayhem down with a springboard spinning splash. Moonspell puts Daisy Mayhem in a Lion Tamer. Daisy Mayhem is valiantly trying to break the hold. Daisy Mayhem reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Moonspell goes for a catwalk Frankensteiner, but Daisy Mayhem blocks it. Daisy Mayhem executes an elbowsmash on Moonspell. Daisy Mayhem gets an abdominal stretch on Moonspell. Moonspell is inching her way towards the ropes. Moonspell tries to fight the pain. Moonspell submits after 14 seconds. The winners are Alexandra The Great, Daisy Mayhem and Sally Mayhem. Time of match: 0:18:18 Bob: "NIK CAIN, I HOPE YOU WATCHED THIS MATCH BECAUSE THAT_S WHAT MAKES THE WOMENS DIVISION SO GREAT!" Mort: "You were just excited to see Lollipop jump up and down." Bob: "Well...that_s just a fringe benefit..." Mort: "Next up is the Cruiserweight Champion, El Diablo taking on former stable mate, Matt Technician. This could be a real bad match, even if they are former stable mates, it_s hard to go all out against someone you were once friends with." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Cruiserweight Title. Introducing first... Fighting out of Calgary, Alberta, Canada... Weighing in at 220 pounds... Matt Technician His opponent... From Mexico City, Mexico... Weighing in at 175 pounds... The AGW Cruiserweight Champion... El Diablo They lock up. El Diablo hits a dropkick to the groin on Matt Technician. El Diablo is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. El Diablo executes a dragon suplex on Matt Technician. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The winner is El Diablo. Time of match: 0:00:24 Bob: "HE DROPKICKED HIM IN THE GROIN!" Mort: "See? What did I tell you? El Diablo knew Technician_s weaknesses and took quick advantage of them." Bob: "But..." Mort: "Don_t argue with a professional commentator. We_ve got a handicap match set up for Unleaded_s return...again...as he faces Garvin and Quackman." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-2-on-1 handicap match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Brandon Walsh... At a total combined weight of 335 pounds... Terrance M. Garvin and Quackman Their opponent... Hailing from Buffalo, NY... Weighing in at 345 pounds... Unleaded Terrance M. Garvin vs Unleaded They lock up. Terrance M. Garvin whips Unleaded into the ropes. Unleaded and Terrance M. Garvin get hit with a double clothesline. Unleaded executes the T-bone suplex on Terrance M. Garvin. Unleaded whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin hits Unleaded with a clothesline. Unleaded sits up. Terrance M. Garvin whips Unleaded into the turnbuckle. Terrance M. Garvin runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Unleaded lifts his knee. Unleaded goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a crucifix. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance M. Garvin punches Unleaded. Unleaded hits Terrance M. Garvin. Unleaded punches Terrance M. Garvin. Unleaded chops Terrance M. Garvin. Terrance M. Garvin kicks Unleaded. Unleaded punches Terrance M. Garvin. Unleaded goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin puts Unleaded in an achilles tendon hold. Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Terrance M. Garvin nails Unleaded with a sitdown faceslam. Terrance M. Garvin argues with the fans. Terrance M. Garvin tags out to Quackman. Quackman takes Unleaded down with a back heel kick. Quackman leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Quackman takes the chair. Quackman gives him a flying forearm, but Unleaded doesn't budge. Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring. Quackman gives him a diving shoulderblock, but Unleaded doesn't even care. Quackman nails Unleaded with a backward kick. Quackman gives him an enzuigiri, but Unleaded doesn't budge. Unleaded goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Quackman counters it with a low blow. Quackman leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Quackman sets up the chair. Quackman uses a crotch slam onto the chair on Unleaded. Quackman uses a back heel kick on Unleaded. Quackman tags out to Terrance M. Garvin. Quackman takes Unleaded down with a clothesline. Terrance M. Garvin hits a German suplex on Unleaded. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Terrance M. Garvin lifts a shoulder, in the ropes... Quackman leaves the ring. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded goes for a piledriver, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin tags out to Quackman. Quackman and Terrance M. Garvin whip Unleaded into the ropes. Quackman and Terrance M. Garvin hit Unleaded with a double back heel kick. Terrance M. Garvin leaves the ring. Quackman hits Unleaded with the cross-face chicken wing. Quackman nails Unleaded with a backward kick. Quackman hits Air Sabu on Unleaded. Quackman runs into the ropes. Quackman hits Unleaded with a kick. Quackman nails Unleaded with Air Sabu. Quackman nails Unleaded with a flying forearm. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring. Quackman tags out to Terrance M. Garvin. Terrance M. Garvin and Quackman whip Unleaded into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin and Quackman hit Unleaded with a double back heel kick. Quackman gives him a DDT, but Unleaded doesn't budge. Terrance M. Garvin hits Unleaded with a flying kneedrop. Terrance M. Garvin and Quackman whip Unleaded into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin and Quackman hit Unleaded with a double back heel kick. Quackman leaves the ring. Terrance M. Garvin nails Unleaded with a fisherman suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Terrance M. Garvin tags out to Quackman. Quackman whips Unleaded into the ropes. Unleaded misses with a kick. Unleaded misses with a kick. Quackman goes for an enzuigiri, but Unleaded ducks out of the way. Unleaded whips Quackman into the ropes. Unleaded hits Quackman with an elbow. Unleaded is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded hits the Doctor Bomb on Quackman. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Unleaded complains about a slow count. Unleaded raises his arm and clinches his fist. Unleaded goes for a running power bomb, but Quackman blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Quackman and Terrance M. Garvin hit Unleaded with a double back heel kick. Terrance M. Garvin leaves the ring. Quackman hits a back heel kick on Unleaded. Quackman takes Unleaded down with the cross-face chicken wing. Unleaded spits Mad Dog Brew in eyes. He goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Unleaded puts Quackman in a Gory Special. Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Unleaded nails Quackman with an Aztecan suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded executes the Doctor Bomb on Quackman. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded goes for a Gory Special, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman tags out to Terrance M. Garvin. Terrance M. Garvin nails Unleaded with a sitdown faceslam. Terrance M. Garvin nails Unleaded with a jumping side kick. Terrance M. Garvin executes the Lithium on Unleaded. Terrance M. Garvin goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Terrance M. Garvin gives him a Hotshot, but Unleaded doesn't even care. Terrance M. Garvin gives him a monkey flip, but Unleaded only stares at him. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a cradle DDT, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded executes a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Terrance M. Garvin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Unleaded places Terrance M. Garvin on the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Terrance M. Garvin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Unleaded goes for a double arm DDT, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a monkey flip, but Unleaded blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin begs off. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Unleaded executes an Asai moonsault on Terrance M. Garvin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded complains about a slow count. Terrance M. Garvin hits Unleaded with an inside cradle. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Unleaded sits up. Terrance M. Garvin whips Unleaded into the turnbuckle, but Unleaded reverses it. Unleaded whips Terrance M. Garvin into the turnbuckle. Unleaded runs shoulder-first into the corner. Unleaded goes for a single arm DDT, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin hits a fisherman suplex on Unleaded. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, in the ropes... Terrance M. Garvin hits a bridging back suplex on Unleaded. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a go-behind, but Unleaded counters it with an elbowsmash. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin uses a back heel kick on Unleaded. Unleaded throws Terrance M. Garvin out of the ring. Unleaded goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rich McKinnon counts: 1. Brandon Walsh comes from behind, but Unleaded nails Brandon Walsh. Terrance M. Garvin throws Unleaded back into the ring. Terrance M. Garvin brings the table into the ring. Terrance M. Garvin sets up Unleaded on the table. Terrance M. Garvin executes a flying senton through the table. The table is broken in half. Terrance M. Garvin punches Unleaded. Terrance M. Garvin hits Unleaded. Terrance M. Garvin chops Unleaded. Unleaded chops Terrance M. Garvin. Unleaded chops Terrance M. Garvin. Unleaded chops Terrance M. Garvin. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Unleaded hits Terrance M. Garvin with an Asai moonsault. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin misses with a shoulderblock. Unleaded hits Terrance M. Garvin with a clothesline. Unleaded is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Unleaded places Terrance M. Garvin on the turnbuckle. Unleaded goes for a reverse top rope Frankensteiner, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with an elbowsmash. Terrance M. Garvin nails Unleaded with a go-behind. Terrance M. Garvin tags out to Quackman. Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded places Quackman on the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes a top-rope German Suplex on Quackman. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded complains about a slow count. Quackman executes an inside cradle on Unleaded. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Unleaded. Unleaded summons one last burst of energy. Unleaded submits after 15 seconds. The winners are Terrance M. Garvin and Quackman. Time of match: 0:10:37 Mort: "Um...is this a real surprise to anyone?" Bob: "What was Unleaded thinking?" Mort: "Better yet, does anyone really want to know?" Bob: "We_ve got Round 2 of the Triangle Tourney next..." TRI TOURNEY ROUND 2: No-DQ-Triangle Match Black Knight defeated Derrick Reed and Abel: x D. Reed beat Abel via a powerslam in 0:14:41 x Black Knight beat D. Reed via the Muscle Ripper in 0:18:02 Rating: ***** Bob: "Black Knight doesn_t appear to have any ring rust at all." No-DQ-Triangle Match Malik Shabazz defeated Mountain Of Darkness and Speed Racer: x Speed Racer beat Mountain via a shooting star press in 0:06:18 x Bro. Shabazz beat Speed Racer via the torture rack in 0:10:25 Rating: *** Bob: "SHABAZZ DEFEATS SPEED RACER...AGAIN." No-DQ-Triangle Match Bryant Edwards defeated Storm and Token Minority Jobber: x B. Edwards beat T.M. Jobber via an armbar submission in 0:07:11 x B. Edwards beat Storm via the Final Goodbye in 0:11:43 Rating: -* 1/4 Mort: "You know, I_d really like to know who the hell this Edwards guy is. He_s looking impressive." No-DQ-Triangle Match Ricky Thompson defeated Deadguy and Bill Goldberg: x R. Thompson beat Deadguy via the Bottom Line in 0:07:44 x R. Thompson beat Goldberg via the Bottom Line in 0:11:32 Rating: *** 1/4 Bob: "Thompson continues to advance, historically, you have to give him the edge over everyone." No-DQ-Triangle Match Anubis defeated Son Goku and Kane: x Anubis beat Goku via the Quake With Fear in 0:08:38 x Anubis beat Kane via the Quake With Fear in 0:12:14 Rating: ** Mort: "Cool...Goku is out, no more Kamwhampum.." No-DQ-Triangle Match Man Mountain Rock defeated Chocolate Thunder and Vice: x CDogg beat Vice via the Mad Hops Superkick in 0:10:47 x M. M. Rock beat CDogg via the Payne Killer in 0:18:39 Rating: **** 1/4 Bob: "Incredibly, Man Mountain takes out Thunder and Vice, this man may be more than just a flash in the pan." No-DQ-Triangle Match Onslaught defeated Bolo Yeung and Max Carnage: x Bolo Yeung beat M. Carnage via the Bolo Blaster in 0:04:54 x Onslaught beat Bolo Yeung via the The Mind Blast in 0:07:02 Rating: *** Mort: "And then Onslaught continues his...onslaught.." No-DQ-Triangle Match Smooth Operator defeated The Pessimist and WAR: x Pessimist beat WAR via the Mercy Killing in 0:08:52 x Smooth Operator beat Pessimist via his special move in 0:15:04 Rating: *** 1/4 Mort: "Damn...Smooth is still in it." No-DQ-Triangle Match Shawn Michaels defeated The Godfather and Joshua Gardner: x Godfather beat J. Gardner via the Pimp Drop in 0:13:47 x Michaels beat Godfather via a crucifix in 0:17:35 Rating: ** Bob: "NNNNNOOOOOOO...THERE GO THE HO_S_" Mort: "Michaels seems to have gotten his head out of his ass for the tourney." No-DQ-Triangle Match Sean Blake defeated Quackman and Genesis: x Quacks beat Genesis via the The People's Facebite in 0:16:48 x S.Blake beat Quacks via a running powerslam in 0:22:50 Rating: ** Mort: "I_d have to call that an upset, even though he had to face Genesis and Quackman, Blake usually chokes when the pressure is on." Most Holy and Bad Dreams reeived a bye to round 3 Bob: "That_s it for the second round, Most Holy and Bad Dreams get some extra time to rest, that has to figure in their...wait a minute, something is going on in the back." (We see Unleaded coming out of his locker room. EHB charges him and levels him with a chair shot. He drops the chair and pulls a plastic bag out of his pocket. He empties the contents onto the concrete floor, showing that the bag was full of thumb tacks. Then he grabs Unleaded, who is still dazed from the chair shot, and drives him down onto the thumb tacks with a reverse Russian leg sweep. Unleaded rolls on the ground clutching his face which is now full of thumb tacks, as is his chest. EHB gets up, revealing that he has about a dozen of the thumb tacks imbeded in his upper right arm. He pulls a couple of them out and then begins to speak. E.H.B.: Unleaded, I told you that when you cost me the AG title you made an enemy for life and I meant it. So, I suggest that you either pack your bags and leave or develop a liking for pain cuz as long as you're here, you're gonna be in a world of it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a fight to get to. With that EHB picks up his chair, hits Unleaded with it a couple more times for good measure and heads to the ring.) Bob: "UNLEADED WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME!" Mort: "Not to meantion pissing off the wrong man...those thumbtacks are going to hurt like hell coming out." Bob: "Well, let_s see if EHB carries that anger into the ring as he faces off against the World Champ, Mark Payne." Mort: "Why would Payne take this match? Especially having to defend the World Title later?" Bob: "Testosterone?" Mort: "Will you shut the hell up?" ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-non-title-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit -Texas Death match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of The Bronx... Weighing in at 325 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Champion... Extremely Hardcore Brawler His opponent... Led to the ring by Lollipop... From Allentown, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 287 pounds... The AGW World Heavyweight Champion... "The Minister Of Payne" Mark Payne They lock up. Mark Payne hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a tiger suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a crucifix power bomb. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a crucifix power bomb. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne places Extremely Hardcore Brawler on the turnbuckle. Mark Payne uses a superplex on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne punches Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne punches Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with an elbow. Mark Payne uses a kick to the midsection on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a DDT. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd tunrbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. Mark Payne catches Extremely Hardcore Brawler in a standing wristlock. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is valiantly trying to break the hold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is inching his way towards the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is valiantly trying to break the hold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Mark Payne throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. Mark Payne is handed metal chair. Mark Payne takes a swing at Extremely Hardcore Brawler with the chair, but he gets out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler snatches the chair from him. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits him with the chair. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits a front-layout suplex on Mark Payne. Mark Payne is busted wide open. They're brawling inside the ring area. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a flying elbowdrop on Mark Payne. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. They're brawling inside the ring area. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes Mark Payne down with a slingshot legdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler knocks Mark Payne into the ringsteps. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Extremely Hardcore Brawler throws Mark Payne over the guardrail. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Mark Payne with a double-axhandle chop. Lollipop comes from behind, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Lollipop. Mark Payne hits him with the chair. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Mark Payne nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a swinging neckbreaker. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Mark Payne throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler back into the ring. Mark Payne brings the the chair into the ring. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Mark Payne with headbutt to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Mark Payne with a flying bulldog. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for an inverted DDT, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne hits him with the chair. Mark Payne chokes him with metal chair. Mark Payne hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a roundhouse right. Mark Payne hits him with the chair. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne misses with an elbow. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Mark Payne with an elbow. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Mark Payne with a lariat. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a clothesline. Extremely Hardcore Brawler falls out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Mark Payne sets up a table. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd tunrbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler over the guardrail. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Extremely Hardcore Brawler. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Mark Payne throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler over the guardrail. Lollipop comes from behind, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Lollipop. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne goes for a back suplex, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler reenters the ring. Mark Payne follows him back in. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits the drop toehold onto a chair on Mark Payne. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the ropes, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler reverses it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a pencil jab to the forehead on Mark Payne. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a power bomb, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets back to his feet. Mark Payne executes a football tackle on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a tiger suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Rich McKinnon counts: one, Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets back to his feet. Mark Payne nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a back suplex. Mark Payne goes for a kick to the midsection, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses with a clothesline. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Mark Payne with a kick. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Mark Payne with a knee to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a low blow on Mark Payne. Extremely Hardcore Brawler punches Mark Payne. Extremely Hardcore Brawler punches Mark Payne. Extremely Hardcore Brawler kicks Mark Payne. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a power bomb, but Mark Payne counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Rich McKinnon counts: one, Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets back to his feet. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the turnbuckle. Mark Payne charges in with the Tree of Woe. Mark Payne executes a roundhouse right on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a DDT. Mark Payne takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a Hotshot. Mark Payne hits a Samoan Drop on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler over the guardrail. Mark Payne uses a jumping side kick on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is busted wide open. Mark Payne is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Lollipop comes from behind, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Lollipop. Mark Payne is handed a fire extinguisher. Mark Payne hits him with the fire extinguisher. They're brawling up the aisle. Mark Payne hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a roundhouse right. Mark Payne uses a diving headbutt on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne is handed a road sign. Mark Payne hits him with the road sign. Mark Payne sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Extremely Hardcore Brawler grabs the road sign from him. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Mark Payne nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a spinning leg lariat. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd tunrbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. Mark Payne whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler over the guardrail. Mark Payne hits a fisherman suplex on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. They're brawling down the aisle. Mark Payne flings Extremely Hardcore Brawler over a row of chairs. Mark Payne nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a kneedrop. Mark Payne is handed the ring bell. Mark Payne hits him with the ring bell. Mark Payne chokes him with the ring bell. Mark Payne hits him with the ring bell. They're brawling in mid-arena. Mark Payne goes for a DDT, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with a backdrop. Lollipop comes from behind, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Lollipop. Mark Payne hits him with the ring bell. Mark Payne rams him into the ring bell. Lollipop comes from behind, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Lollipop. They're brawling up the aisle. Mark Payne goes for a back suplex, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with a bulldog. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Mark Payne gets back to his feet. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits a powerslam on Mark Payne. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, Mark Payne gets back to his feet. They're brawling down the aisle. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a knee to the groin on Mark Payne. They're brawling down the aisle. Extremely Hardcore Brawler sets up a table. Lollipop comes from behind, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Lollipop. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Mark Payne goes for a fisherman suplex, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Extremely Hardcore Brawler. They're brawling on the first floor. Mark Payne takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a rolling kick. Mark Payne is handed the brass knuckles. Mark Payne hits him with the brass knuckles. They're brawling down the stairway. Mark Payne locks Extremely Hardcore Brawler in an abdominal stretch. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to escape the hold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is writhing in pain. Extremely Hardcore Brawler submits after 14 seconds. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets back to his feet. Mark Payne is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mark Payne sets up a table. Mark Payne sets up Extremely Hardcore Brawler on the table. Mark Payne executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling up the arena stairway. They're brawling on the first floor. Mark Payne is handed a piece of wood. Mark Payne hits him with the piece of wood. Mark Payne goes for a football tackle, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with a kneelift. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a powerslam, but Mark Payne counters it with a sunset flip. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets back to his feet. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne executes a football tackle on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne hits him with the piece of wood. They're brawling on the second floor. Mark Payne hits a rolling kick on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Extremely Hardcore Brawler. They're brawling on the second floor. Mark Payne takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a fisherman suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets back to his feet. Mark Payne is handed a section of the ringside guardrail. Mark Payne hits him with the section of the ringside guardrail. They're brawling on the second floor. Mark Payne rams him into a section of the ringside guardrail. Mark Payne hits the T-bone suplex on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. They're brawling on the second floor. Mark Payne hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a roundhouse right. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd tunrbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. Mark Payne hits him with the section of the ringside guardrail. They're brawling on the second floor. Mark Payne throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler down to the first floor. Mark Payne descends the stairs. They're brawling down the stairway. Mark Payne takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with the T-bone suplex. They're brawling up the arena stairway. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Mark Payne executes a front-layout suplex on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Lollipop comes from behind, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Lollipop. They're brawling on the second floor. Mark Payne takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a rolling kick. They're brawling on the second floor. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a backbreaker, but Mark Payne blocks it. They're brawling down the stairway. Mark Payne is handed a keyboard. Mark Payne hits him with the keyboard. Mark Payne goes for a boot choke, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Lollipop comes from behind, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Lollipop. Mark Payne hits him with the keyboard. Mark Payne takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a kneedrop. They're brawling down the stairway. Mark Payne executes an earringer on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Mark Payne hits him with the keyboard. Mark Payne hits him with a keyboard. They're brawling on the first floor. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Extremely Hardcore Brawler. They're brawling on the first floor. Mark Payne knocks Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the stairway. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Mark Payne nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a swinging neckbreaker. They're brawling down the stairway. Mark Payne is handed a bullrope. Mark Payne hits him with the bullrope. Mark Payne hits him with the bullrope. They're brawling on the first floor. Mark Payne throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler down to the first floor. Mark Payne descends the stairs. They're brawling up the aisle. Mark Payne hits a football tackle on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. They're brawling in mid-arena. Mark Payne is handed a garbage can lid. Mark Payne hits him with the garbage can lid. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd tunrbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. Mark Payne flings Extremely Hardcore Brawler over a row of chairs. They're brawling down the aisle. Mark Payne knocks Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the stairway. Mark Payne hits him with a garbage can lid. The garbage can lid is broken in half. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Mark Payne uses the T-bone suplex on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Mark Payne goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with a side suplex. In turn, Mark Payne counters it with spinning headscissors. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd tunrbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. They're brawling down the stairway. They're brawling in the back of the arena. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Mark Payne catches Extremely Hardcore Brawler in the STF. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is close to escaping the hold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to escape the hold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler summons one last burst of energy. Extremely Hardcore Brawler submits after 12 seconds. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:23:01 Bob: "Good Lord...the blood...all the blood..." Mort: "THAT_S WHAT HARDCORE IS ALL ABOUT! THOSE TWO WERE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER! PAYNE WITH AN IMPRESSIVE WIN OVER EHB, BUT TAKE NOTHING AWAY FROM EHB, IT WAS A HELL OF A FIGHT!" Bob: "I...I think that_s Payne climbing out of the ring...he_s too bloody to tell...no...no, that_s EHB leaving..." Mort: "And what do we have to follow up that supreme match? The damn WCW vs slightly less damned WWF..." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-six man tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 822 pounds... Scott Hall, "The Master of the Diamond Cutter" Diamond Dallas Page and "The Great One" The Rock Their opponents... Led to the ring by Doug Gilbert... At a total combined weight of 750 pounds... "Dangerous" Doug Gilbert, Sting and "The Dogfaced Gremlin" Rick Steiner Diamond Dallas Page vs Doug Gilbert They lock up. Doug Gilbert kicks Diamond Dallas Page. Doug Gilbert punches Diamond Dallas Page. Doug Gilbert whips Diamond Dallas Page into the ropes, but Diamond Dallas Page reverses it. Doug Gilbert hits Diamond Dallas Page with a kick. Sting enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Sting nails Diamond Dallas Page with a powerslam. Doug Gilbert takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a flying cross body press. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Sting leaves the ring. Doug Gilbert throws Diamond Dallas Page out of the ring. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, Diamond Dallas Page reenters the ring. Doug Gilbert hits a vertical suplex on Diamond Dallas Page. Doug Gilbert hits a facerake on Diamond Dallas Page. Doug Gilbert whips Diamond Dallas Page into the ropes. Doug Gilbert hits a Hotshot on Diamond Dallas Page. Doug Gilbert is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Diamond Dallas Page catches Doug Gilbert in a choke against the ropes. Doug Gilbert reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Diamond Dallas Page tags out to The Rock. Diamond Dallas Page goes for a clothesline, but Doug Gilbert ducks out of the way. Diamond Dallas Page leaves the ring. Doug Gilbert executes a gutwrench suplex on The Rock. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Doug Gilbert tags out to Sting. Sting and Doug Gilbert whip The Rock into the ropes. They hit The Rock with a double fist to the midsection. Diamond Dallas Page enters the ring, but gets cut off. Sting and Doug Gilbert whip The Rock into the ropes. Sting and Doug Gilbert hit The Rock with a double roundhouse right. Doug Gilbert leaves the ring. Sting goes for a vertical suplex, but The Rock blocks it. The Rock takes Sting down with a Tombstone. The Rock hits Sting with a back suplex. The Rock throws Sting out of the ring. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, Sting reenters the ring. The Rock attempts to place Sting on the turnbuckle, but Sting blocks it. The Rock takes Sting down with a flying cross body press. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. The Rock attempts to place Sting on the turnbuckle, but Sting blocks it. The Rock goes for a back suplex, but Sting counters it with a bulldog. In turn, The Rock counters it with a low blow. The Rock nails Sting with a clothesline. The Rock says, "Smell what The Rock is cooking?". The Rock whips Sting into the ropes, but Sting reverses it. The Rock hits Sting with an elbow. The Rock hits a spinning power bomb on Sting. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Diamond Dallas Page enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Rock and Diamond Dallas Page whip Sting into the ropes. They hit Sting with a double clothesline. Diamond Dallas Page leaves the ring. The Rock goes for a bodyslam, but Sting counters it with an elbowsmash. Sting goes for a bulldog, but The Rock counters it with a back suplex. In turn, Sting counters it with a go-behind. Sting hits The Rock with an atomic drop. Sting whips The Rock into the ropes, but The Rock reverses it. The Rock hits Sting with a kick. The Rock whips Sting into the ropes. Sting hits The Rock with an elbow. Sting tags out to Rick Steiner. Rick Steiner and Sting whip The Rock into the ropes. They hit The Rock with a double kick to the midsection. Sting leaves the ring. Rick Steiner takes The Rock down with an elbowdrop. Rick Steiner runs around the ring barking. Rick Steiner throws The Rock out of the ring. Rick Steiner goes through the ropes. Sting comes over to make it two-on-one. Diamond Dallas Page comes over and lays out Sting. The Rock and Diamond Dallas Page hit Rick Steiner with a double clothesline. The Rock reenters the ring. Rick Steiner follows him back in. The Rock tags out to Diamond Dallas Page. Diamond Dallas Page whips Rick Steiner into the turnbuckle, but Rick Steiner reverses it. Rick Steiner hits Diamond Dallas Page with a bulldog. Rick Steiner whips Diamond Dallas Page into the ropes, but Diamond Dallas Page reverses it. Diamond Dallas Page hits Rick Steiner with a kick. Diamond Dallas Page runs into the ropes. Diamond Dallas Page misses with a shoulderblock. Rick Steiner goes for a punch, but Diamond Dallas Page blocks it. Diamond Dallas Page goes for a clothesline, but Rick Steiner counters it with a hiptoss. Rick Steiner is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Rick Steiner runs around the ring barking. Rick Steiner throws Diamond Dallas Page out of the ring. Rick Steiner goes through the ropes. Sting comes over to make it two-on-one. Scott Hall comes over, but gets cut off. Rick Steiner and Sting hit Diamond Dallas Page with a double stomp. Rick Steiner sets up a table. Sting comes over to make it two-on-one. Scott Hall comes over and lays out Sting. Diamond Dallas Page and Scott Hall hit Rick Steiner with a double vertical suplex. Diamond Dallas Page sets up Rick Steiner on the table. Diamond Dallas Page executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Diamond Dallas Page whips Rick Steiner into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sting comes over to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner and Sting hit Diamond Dallas Page with a double bulldog. Rick Steiner is handed the chair. Rick Steiner hits him with the chair. Rick Steiner whips Diamond Dallas Page into the guardrail. Rick Steiner reenters the ring. Diamond Dallas Page follows him back in. Diamond Dallas Page brings the table into the ring. Diamond Dallas Page sets up Rick Steiner on the table. Diamond Dallas Page executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Diamond Dallas Page hits a side suplex on Rick Steiner. Diamond Dallas Page is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Diamond Dallas Page goes for a bodyslam, but Rick Steiner counters it with a facerake. Rick Steiner takes Diamond Dallas Page down with a waistlock takedown. Rick Steiner executes a thumb to the eye on Diamond Dallas Page. Rick Steiner runs into the ropes. Rick Steiner hits Diamond Dallas Page with a shoulderblock. Rick Steiner executes a backbreaker on Diamond Dallas Page. Rick Steiner nails Diamond Dallas Page with a waistlock takedown. Rick Steiner throws Diamond Dallas Page out of the ring. Rich McKinnon counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. The winners are Doug Gilbert, Sting and Rick Steiner. Time of match: 0:07:25 Mort: "And what makes it even better? It ends with a countout..." Bob: "That_s not important." Mort: "It_s not? What is?" Bob: "...Lollipop..." Mort: "Yes, Lollipop is on the way out to defend the Women_s Title against Alexandra the Great...no comparison on the difference in size of the tights... You need lotion for this one?" Bob: "...no..." Mort: "Jeez..." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Women's Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sweet Johnny Brown... From Saudi Arabia... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Alexandra The Great Her opponent... Led to the ring by Black Knight... Hailing from Malibu, California... Weighing in at 134 pounds... The AGW Women's Champion... Lollipop They lock up. Alexandra The Great goes for a cobra clutch, but Lollipop counters it with an armdrag takedown. Lollipop hits Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great chops Lollipop. Alexandra The Great chops Lollipop. Lollipop chops Alexandra The Great. Lollipop kicks Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great chops Lollipop. Alexandra The Great chops Lollipop. Alexandra The Great whips Lollipop into the ropes. Alexandra The Great uses a double-axhandle chop on Lollipop. Alexandra The Great goes for a back suplex, but Lollipop flips over. Lollipop goes for a dragon sleeper, but Alexandra The Great blocks it. Alexandra The Great uses an inverted atomic drop on Lollipop. Lollipop begs off. Alexandra The Great hits Lollipop with a lariat. Alexandra The Great gives her a knee to the back, but Lollipop doesn't even care. Lollipop begs off. Alexandra The Great hits an avalanche on Lollipop. Alexandra The Great is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Alexandra The Great runs into the ropes. Alexandra The Great hits Lollipop with a shoulderblock. Alexandra The Great is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Alexandra The Great gets a chokehold on Lollipop. Lollipop breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Lollipop goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Alexandra The Great counters it with a backward kick. Lollipop begs off. Alexandra The Great uses a bulldog headlock on Lollipop. Alexandra The Great uses a bodyslam on Lollipop. Alexandra The Great executes a kneeling headbutt on Lollipop. Alexandra The Great runs into the ropes. Alexandra The Great goes for a lariat, but Lollipop counters it with a crucifix. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Lollipop hits a flying forearm on Alexandra The Great. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Lollipop attempts to place Alexandra The Great on the turnbuckle, but Alexandra The Great blocks it. Lollipop uses a superkick on Alexandra The Great. Lollipop is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Lollipop whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes. Alexandra The Great misses with a clothesline. Lollipop goes for a bulldog headlock, but Alexandra The Great throws her off. Alexandra The Great throws Lollipop out of the ring. Alexandra The Great goes through the ropes. Alexandra The Great takes Lollipop down with a front-layout suplex. Alexandra The Great uses a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Lollipop. Alexandra The Great goes for a diving headbutt, but Lollipop rolls out of the way. Lollipop reenters the ring. Alexandra The Great follows her back in. Lollipop places Alexandra The Great on the turnbuckle. Lollipop takes Alexandra The Great down with a top-rope inverted DDT. Lollipop whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes. Lollipop executes a hiptoss on Alexandra The Great. Lollipop takes Alexandra The Great down with a bulldog headlock. Lollipop goes for a European uppercut, but Alexandra The Great blocks it. Alexandra The Great runs into the ropes. Lollipop executes a dropkick to the knee on Alexandra The Great. Lollipop hits Alexandra The Great with the Arabian Facebuster. Lollipop is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Lollipop takes Alexandra The Great down with a European uppercut. Lollipop hits an enzuilariato on Alexandra The Great. Lollipop whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes. Alexandra The Great gives her a lariat, but Lollipop doesn't even care. Alexandra The Great kicks Lollipop. Alexandra The Great kicks Lollipop. Alexandra The Great chops Lollipop. Alexandra The Great takes Lollipop down with a legsweep. Alexandra The Great runs into the ropes. Lollipop misses with a shoulderblock. Alexandra The Great misses with an elbow. Alexandra The Great goes for a lariat, but Lollipop counters it with a crucifix. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Lollipop whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes. Alexandra The Great gives her a lariat, but Lollipop only stares at her. Lollipop places Alexandra The Great on the turnbuckle. Lollipop goes for a top-rope German Suplex, but Alexandra The Great counters it with an elbowsmash. Alexandra The Great executes the Whirling Dervish on Lollipop. Alexandra The Great goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three. The winner is Alexandra The Great. Time of match: 0:06:07 Mort: "ALEXANDRA TAKES ADVANTAGE OF SOME MISTAKES BY LOLLIPOP AND WE HAVE A NEW WOMEN_S CHAMPION." Bob: "No...no..." Mort: "Relax, Bob, she lost the title, she_s not retiring." Bob: "But...she_s just more...perky...when she has the title." Mort: "Get over it Bob...I hope I will quickly." Bob: "What_s next? I lost my schedule." Mort: "We_ve got The Corporate Assassins taking on B.A. Bobby and...damn...Griffin." ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Insane Death tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 700 pounds... B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby and Griffin Their opponents... Led to the ring by Jade Harada, Moonspell and Amethyst... At a total combined weight of 515 pounds... Corporate Assassins B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby vs Black Knight They lock up. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby whips Black Knight into the barbed wire, but Black Knight reverses it. Black Knight gives him a pancake powerbomb, but B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby only stares at him. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Black Knight. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Black Knight blocks it. Bolo Yeung enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Griffin enters the ring and lays out Bolo Yeung. Griffin leaves the ring. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby throws Black Knight out of the ring. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby goes for a plancha, but Black Knight moves out of the way. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin comes over and lays out Bolo Yeung. Griffin goes for a football tackle, but Black Knight counters it with a kneelift . Bolo Yeung hits B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby with a dropkick. Black Knight gets a sleeperhold on B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Bolo Yeung goes for a spinning leg lariat, but B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby ducks out of the way. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby knocks Black Knight into the ringsteps. Griffin comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin goes for a back heel kick, but Black Knight counters it with a low blow. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin comes over and lays out Bolo Yeung. Griffin executes a football tackle on Black Knight. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby nails Black Knight with a dragon suplex. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby executes a DDT on Black Knight. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby is handed the chain. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby hits him with the chain. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby hits him with the chain. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby takes a swing at Black Knight with the chain, but he gets out of the way. Black Knight snatches the chain from him. Black Knight hits him with the chain. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby is busted wide open. Black Knight whips B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby into the guardrail. Black Knight whips B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby into the guardrail. Black Knight knocks B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby into the ringsteps. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung executes a dropkick on B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Black Knight goes for a full nelson, but B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby counters it with a jawbreaker. Moonspell comes from behind, but B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby nails Moonspell. Black Knight goes for a kick to the head, but B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby blocks it. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby whips Black Knight into the guardrail. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby hits Black Knight with an elbowsmash. Griffin comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin uses a flying fistdrop on Black Knight. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby takes Black Knight down with an enzuigiri. Moonspell comes from behind and distracts B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Black Knight is handed a sledgehammer. Black Knight hits him with the sledgehammer. Black Knight goes for a European uppercut, but B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby blocks it. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby nails Black Knight with an elbowsmash. Griffin comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung comes over and lays out Griffin. Black Knight and Bolo Yeung hit B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby with a double choke slam. Black Knight is handed a bullrope. Black Knight hits him with the bullrope. Black Knight whips B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby into the guardrail. Black Knight hits a short clothesline on B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Black Knight throws B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby back into the ring. Black Knight goes for an armbar submission, but B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby blocks it. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby tags out to Griffin. Bolo Yeung enters the ring, but gets cut off. Griffin and B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby whip Black Knight into the ropes. They hit Black Knight with a double backdrop. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby leaves the ring. Griffin uses a jumping DDT on Black Knight. Griffin takes Black Knight down with a double-axhandle chop. Griffin goes for a bridging back suplex, but Black Knight counters it with a facerake. Black Knight tags out to Bolo Yeung. Bolo Yeung goes for a standing sidekick, but Griffin blocks it. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby enters the ring to make it two-on-one. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby uses a double underhook backbreaker on Bolo Yeung. Griffin hits a flying fistdrop on Bolo Yeung. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby leaves the ring. Griffin goes for a backspin DDT, but Bolo Yeung counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. In turn, Griffin counters it with a punch. Griffin nails Bolo Yeung with a fisherman suplex. Griffin throws Bolo Yeung out of the ring. Griffin goes through the ropes. Griffin sets up a table. Griffin sets up Bolo Yeung on the table. Griffin executes the Cliff Hanger through the table. The table is broken in half. Griffin executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Bolo Yeung. Jade Harada comes from behind and distracts Griffin. Bolo Yeung whips Griffin into the guardrail. Bolo Yeung hits inverted Michinoku Driver on Griffin. Bolo Yeung whips Griffin into the guardrail. Jade Harada comes from behind, but Griffin nails Jade Harada. Black Knight comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung and Black Knight hit Griffin with a double enzuigiri. Black Knight takes Griffin down with a short clothesline. Bolo Yeung locks Griffin in a choke sleeper. Bolo Yeung and Black Knight hit Griffin with a double enzuigiri. Bolo Yeung sets up a table. Bolo Yeung whips Griffin into the guardrail. Bolo Yeung nails Griffin with a battering ram. Bolo Yeung throws Griffin back into the ring. Bolo Yeung hits Griffin with a facebite. Bolo Yeung takes Griffin down with a series of punches. Griffin bumps into Derek Aston. Bolo Yeung takes Griffin down with a chop to the throat. Bolo Yeung does the Bolo dance. Bolo Yeung goes for the Asianic spike, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin nails Bolo Yeung with a Samoan Drop. Derek Aston is back on the job. Griffin tags out to B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Griffin goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Bolo Yeung counters it with a facerake. Griffin rolls out of the ring. Bolo Yeung goes for a kick to the midsection, but B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby blocks it. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby tags out to Griffin. Griffin goes for a flying sunset flip, but Bolo Yeung counters it with a punch. Bolo Yeung throws Griffin out of the ring. Bolo Yeung goes through the ropes. Black Knight comes over to make it two-on-one. Black Knight gives him a kick to the head, but Griffin only stares at him. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby comes over to make it two-on-one. Black Knight comes over and lays out B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Black Knight goes for a kick to the head, but Griffin blocks it. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby goes for a dragon suplex, but Black Knight counters it with a jawbreaker. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung hits a jumping side kick on B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Black Knight goes for a back suplex, but B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby turns in mid-air and lands on him. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby goes for the HA!, but Black Knight counters it with a backdrop. Black Knight is handed a road sign. Black Knight hits him with the road sign. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin comes over and lays out Bolo Yeung. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby sets up Black Knight on the table. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby executes a reverse flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby whips Black Knight into the guardrail. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Black Knight counters it with a low blow. Black Knight knocks B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby into the ringsteps. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung takes B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby down with a dropkick. Black Knight gets a sleeperhold on B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. Black Knight and Bolo Yeung hit B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby with a double enzuigiri. Griffin comes over and lays out Bolo Yeung. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby takes a running start and springs off the chair. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby hits a lariat on Black Knight. Griffin hits a back suplex on Black Knight. Griffin whips Black Knight into the guardrail. Griffin executes the Doctor Bomb on Black Knight. Griffin goes for the Cliff Hanger, but Black Knight counters it with a backdrop. Black Knight goes for a springboard lariat, but Griffin counters it with a powerslam. Griffin reenters the ring. Black Knight follows him back in. Griffin whips Black Knight into the barbed wire. Griffin whips Black Knight into the barbed wire, but Black Knight reverses it. Black Knight hits a standing dropkick on Griffin. Black Knight goes for the STF, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin executes the Cliff Hanger on Black Knight. Griffin goes for a kick to the midsection, but Black Knight blocks it. Black Knight throws Griffin out of the ring. Black Knight goes through the ropes. Black Knight whips Griffin into the guardrail. Black Knight knocks Griffin into the ringpost. Black Knight throws Griffin back into the ring. Black Knight hits Griffin with a series of kicks. Black Knight punches Griffin. Black Knight kicks Griffin. Black Knight hits Griffin with a missile dropkick. Black Knight executes the Muscle Ripper on Griffin. Griffin tries to escape the hold. Griffin tries to fight the pain. Griffin summons one last burst of energy. Griffin is barely hanging in there. Griffin isn't moving anymore. Griffin starts moving again. Griffin may have passed out. Griffin starts moving again. Griffin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 1 minute. Black Knight goes for a short clothesline, but Griffin counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. In turn, Black Knight counters it with a low blow. Black Knight goes for a pancake powerbomb, but Griffin counters it with a punch. Black Knight gives him a short clothesline, but Griffin only stares at him. Black Knight goes for a series of kicks, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin punches Black Knight. Griffin chops Black Knight. Griffin throws Black Knight out of the ring. Griffin goes through the ropes. Moonspell comes from behind and distracts Griffin. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung gives him a spinning leg lariat, but Griffin doesn't even care. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung comes over, but gets cut off. Griffin and B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby hit Black Knight with a double jumping DDT. Griffin takes Black Knight down with a backbreaker. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby comes over to make it two-on-one. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby goes for a running powerslam, but Black Knight slides down his back. Black Knight executes a headbutt on Griffin. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby comes over and lays out Bolo Yeung. Griffin hits a Hotshot on Black Knight. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung comes over and lays out B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Black Knight and Bolo Yeung hit Griffin with a double enzuigiri. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby comes over and lays out Bolo Yeung. They're brawling inside the ring area. Griffin knocks Black Knight into the ringsteps. Griffin sets up a table. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung comes over and lays out B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby. Bolo Yeung hits Griffin with a series of kicks. Black Knight hits Griffin with a missile dropkick. Black Knight knocks Griffin into the ringsteps. Black Knight sets up Griffin on the table. Black Knight executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Black Knight gives him a reverse Death Valley Driver, but Griffin doesn't even care. Black Knight sets up a table. Black Knight sets up Griffin on the table. Black Knight executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. Bolo Yeung uses a clothesline on Griffin. Black Knight goes for a back suplex, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin goes for a Tombstone, but Black Knight slides down his back. Black Knight knocks Griffin into the ringsteps. Bolo Yeung comes over to make it two-on-one. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby comes over and lays out Bolo Yeung. B.A. "Hardkore" Bobby goes for a kick to the head, but Black Knight ducks out of the way. Moonspell comes from behind, but Griffin nails Moonspell. Black Knight is handed the sword. Black Knight hits him with the sword. Black Knight sets up a table. Black Knight sets up Griffin on the table. Black Knight executes a back suplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Black Knight hits a springboard lariat on Griffin. Black Knight throws Griffin back into the ring. Bolo Yeung enters the ring. Bolo Yeung and Black Knight hit Griffin with the Purge. Black Knight takes Griffin down with a tornado DDT. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Black Knight hits a tornado DDT on Griffin. Black Knight tries to put Griffin in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Griffin blocks it. Griffin executes the Cliff Hanger on Black Knight. Griffin takes Black Knight down with a knee to the back. Griffin executes the Doctor Bomb on Black Knight. Griffin tries to put Black Knight in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Griffin stuffs Black Knight in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Griffin can't close the lid. Black Knight reenters the ring. Black Knight puts Griffin in a swinging full nelson. Griffin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Black Knight chops Griffin. Black Knight chops Griffin. Black Knight whips Griffin into the barbed wire. Black Knight locks Griffin in a sleeperhold. Griffin breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 5 seconds. Griffin executes a knee to the back on Black Knight. Black Knight hits Griffin with a standing dropkick. Black Knight takes Griffin down with a short clothesline. Black Knight hits Griffin with a European uppercut. Black Knight tries to put Griffin in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Black Knight stuffs Griffin in the box of nails, glass, and thumbtacks. Black Knight closes the lid. The winners are Corporate Assassins. Time of match: 0:18:22 Mort: "I hate to say it but that was a pretty damn good match...even if Griffin wouldn_t tag back out to Bobby. Black Kngiht and Bolo make a good team." Bob: "And now, somehow, EHB is going to put the Anything Goes Title on the line against Prince Vegeta in a barbed wire lightbulb death match. How can EHB even walk out here after that match with Payne?" Mort: "The man has guts, that_s all there is to it." ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Barbed Wire Lightbulbs Death match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Anything Goes Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Nappa... Fighting out of Planet Vegeta... Weighing in at 211 pounds... "Prince" Vegeta His opponent... From The Bronx... Weighing in at 325 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Champion... Extremely Hardcore Brawler They lock up. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits him with the a lightbulb which shatters upon contact. Extremely Hardcore Brawler kicks Vegeta. Extremely Hardcore Brawler punches Vegeta. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits him with the a lightbulb which shatters upon contact. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits an inverted DDT on Vegeta. Extremely Hardcore Brawler holds up his chair and yells "ASS!!!". Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Vegeta with a fistdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets a chokehold on Vegeta. Vegeta is struggling to reach the ropes. Vegeta is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vegeta tries to fight the pain. Extremely Hardcore Brawler lets go after 30 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits a slingshot legdrop on Vegeta. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a knee to the groin, but Vegeta blocks it. Vegeta whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the turnbuckle. Extremely Hardcore Brawler comes back, but is met with an elbow. Vegeta hits him with the a lightbulb which shatters upon contact. Vegeta takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a dropkick to the knee. Vegeta hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a spin kick. Vegeta executes an elbow to the midsection on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vegeta hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vegeta kicks Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vegeta whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the barbed wire. Vegeta takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a low blow. Vegeta goes for a kick to the head, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes Vegeta down with a knee to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Vegeta into the barbed wire. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Vegeta. Vegeta chops Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vegeta kicks Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler punches Vegeta. Vegeta chops Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vegeta chops Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vegeta hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a swinging neckbreaker. Vegeta nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a kick to the thigh. Vegeta hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vegeta hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vegeta takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a series of punches. Vegeta hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with an enzuigiri to the face. Vegeta nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a series of punches. Vegeta executes a thrust kick to the head on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vegeta yells "I am the Prince Of The Saiyans!!". Vegeta attempts to place Extremely Hardcore Brawler on the turnbuckle, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Vegeta whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the barbed wire, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler reverses it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets a chokehold on Vegeta. Vegeta is struggling to reach the ropes. Vegeta is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vegeta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes Vegeta down with the drop toehold onto a chair. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Extremely Hardcore Brawler locks Vegeta in a cobra clutch. Extremely Hardcore Brawler lets go after 11 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Vegeta with a flying elbowdrop. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a clawhold, but Vegeta counters it with a low blow. Vegeta scrapes Extremely Hardcore Brawler's face across the barbed wire. Vegeta nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a clothesline. Vegeta nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a kick to the head. Vegeta whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the barbed wire. Vegeta throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler out of the ring. Vegeta jumps onto him with Asai moonsault. They're brawling inside the ring area. Vegeta throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler over the guardrail. They're brawling down the aisle. Vegeta takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a series of knees. Vegeta hits him with the a lightbulb which shatters upon contact. Vegeta nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a swinging neckbreaker. Vegeta flings Extremely Hardcore Brawler over a row of chairs. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Vegeta hits a series of punches on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Nappa comes from behind, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Nappa. Vegeta hits him with the a lightbulb which shatters upon contact. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Extremely Hardcore Brawler knocks Vegeta into the arena wall. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits a pencil jab to the forehead on Vegeta. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling on the first floor. Vegeta goes for a kick to the thigh, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is handed a vacuum cleaner. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits him with the vacuum cleaner. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Extremely Hardcore Brawler flings Vegeta over a row of chairs. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits him with a vacuum cleaner. They're brawling on the second floor. Vegeta grabs the vacuum cleaner from him. Vegeta flings Extremely Hardcore Brawler over a row of chairs. Vegeta hits him with the vacuum cleaner. Vegeta goes for a spin kick, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler ducks out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes the Full Nelson...Of Pain on Vegeta on the concrete floor. Vegeta is struggling to get out of the hold. Vegeta tries to fight the pain. Vegeta submits after 21 seconds. The winner is Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Time of match: 0:08:34 Bob: "THE FULL NELSON...OF PAIN PUTS VEGETA AWAY!" Mort: "Eight minutes of beating the crap out of each other with whatever they could find, things might have been different if Vegeta had hit him with that vacuum cleaner." Bob: "Well, that_s it for us..." Mort: "What? That_s all we get to do?" Bob: "I_m afraid so." Mort: "That sucks." Bob: "For Mort Easke, I_m Bob Hull and we thank you for watching." [We come back from commercials to find the ring empty_We cut to the announcers table, where we see the head commentator of the AGW these days_Max Stevens.] Max Stevens - Hello everyone and welcome back to Meltdown. So far you_ve seen some great matches_and of course douches like Griffin and such. But the second half of Meltdown is jam packed. We have the IC, World Tag Team, and World Title on the line. We have the remainder of the Triple Triad Tourney. And some other great matches. So without furthur ado let_s get to it with the third round of the tourney. TRI TOURNEY ROUND 3: Onslaught and Smooth Operator receive a bye to round 4 Max - The Steriod Poster Boy and The Beater of Speed_s Girlfriend draw a bye. Our first match will be Black Knight vs. Malik Shabazz vs. The very impressive XWAer "Bloodlust" Bryant Edwards, who has looked very good tonight. Let_s go to the ring. Black Knight vs. Malik Shabazz vs. Bryant Edwards ~~~~~ They lock up. Black Knight goes for an armbar submission, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards goes for a bridging back suplex, but Black Knight counters it with a facerake. Black Knight nails Bryant Edwards with a powerslam. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Black Knight nails Bryant Edwards with a diamond cutter. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Black Knight whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Black Knight misses with a shoulderblock. Black Knight and Bryant Edwards get hit with a double clothesline. Black Knight whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes, but Bryant Edwards reverses it. Bryant Edwards and Black Knight get hit with a double clothesline. Bryant Edwards goes for a flying forearm, but Black Knight ducks out of the way. Black Knight whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Black Knight misses with a clothesline. Bryant Edwards hits Black Knight with a kick. Bryant Edwards uses a hiptoss on Black Knight. Bryant Edwards throws Black Knight out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Bryant Edwards is handed the tire iron. Bryant Edwards hits him with the tire iron. Max - Edwards striking at the Corporate Assassin ,Black Knight, with a tire iron. These XWA guys mean business. Black Knight is busted wide open. Bryant Edwards goes for a flying headbutt, but Black Knight rolls out of the way. Black Knight whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. Black Knight hits a flying kneedrop on Bryant Edwards. Amethyst comes from behind, but Bryant Edwards nails Amethyst. Black Knight knocks Bryant Edwards into the ringpost. Black Knight executes the Muscle Ripper on Bryant Edwards on the concrete floor. Bryant Edwards is out cold. Black Knight chokes him with the tire iron. Bryant Edwards is busted wide open. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Black Knight knocks Bryant Edwards into the ringpost. Mr. Bitter counts: 1. Black Knight sets up a table. Mr. Bitter counts: 2. Black Knight reenters the ring. Bryant Edwards follows him back in. Black Knight is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Black Knight tags out to Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz goes for a frog splash, but Michael Cross shoves him off the turnbuckle. Bryant Edwards tags out to Black Knight. Black Knight whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes, but Malik Shabazz reverses it. Black Knight hits Malik Shabazz with a clothesline. Black Knight hits a diamond cutter on Malik Shabazz. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Black Knight executes the Dragon Suplex '95 on Malik Shabazz. Max - Someone explain why it_s a _95 Dragon Suplex? Black Knight goes for spinning tombstone, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a Tombstone. In turn, Black Knight counters it with an elbowsmash. Black Knight tags out to Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards nails Malik Shabazz with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Bryant Edwards hits a double underhook piledriver on Malik Shabazz. Bryant Edwards climbs the second rope and looks out at the crowd.. Bryant Edwards tags out to Black Knight. Black Knight uses a clothesline from the top rope on Malik Shabazz. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Black Knight goes for the STF, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Malik Shabazz chops Black Knight. Malik Shabazz kicks Black Knight. Malik Shabazz hits Black Knight with a takeover suplex. Malik Shabazz whips Black Knight into the ropes, but Black Knight reverses it. Malik Shabazz hits Black Knight with a spinning heel kick. Malik Shabazz yell "FREEDOM!". Malik Shabazz places Black Knight on the turnbuckle. Malik Shabazz goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Black Knight blocks it. Black Knight throws Malik Shabazz off the turnbuckle. Black Knight takes Malik Shabazz down with a tornado DDT. Black Knight hits Malik Shabazz with a Hotshot. Black Knight leaves the ring. He returns with the sword. Max - Umm_RIGHT. Black Knight throws Malik Shabazz out of the ring. Black Knight jumps onto him with a plancha. Black Knight gives him a choke slam, but Malik Shabazz only stares at him. Black Knight sets up Malik Shabazz on the table. Black Knight executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Black Knight whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. Mr. Bitter counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area. Black Knight takes Malik Shabazz down with an armbreaker. Mr. Bitter counts: 2. Black Knight reenters the ring. Malik Shabazz follows him back in. Black Knight takes Malik Shabazz down with a diamond cutter. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Black Knight tags out to Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards gets the Oriental Spike on Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malik Shabazz is struggling to reach the ropes. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Bryant Edwards executes the Final Goodbye on Malik Shabazz. Bryant Edwards goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Qetesh distracts Mr. Bitter. Max - Qetesh saved Shabazz from a certain loss. Bryant Edwards whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Bryant Edwards with a clothesline. Malik Shabazz is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Malik Shabazz gives the sign for the Freedom Fall. Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Bryant Edwards. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Michael Cross puts Bryant Edwards's foot on the rope. Max - And in turn the XWA President Michael Cross saves Edwards. Malik Shabazz leaves the ring. He returns with a fan's camera. Malik Shabazz hits him with the fan's camera. Malik Shabazz tags out to Black Knight. Bryant Edwards sprays mace in the opponent's eyes. Bryant Edwards goes for a spinebuster slam, but Black Knight counters it with a kick to the head. Black Knight hits an elbowsmash on Bryant Edwards. Michael Cross enters the ring and hits Black Knight with the steel chair. Before Michael Cross connects, Black Knight moves out of the way. Michael Cross hits Bryant Edwards. Max - Umm_Edwards can_t be happy about that. His own Prez just waffled him in the face. Black Knight throws Michael Cross over the top rope. Black Knight places Bryant Edwards on the turnbuckle. Black Knight uses Michinoku Driver from second rope on Bryant Edwards. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Black Knight hits a short clothesline on Bryant Edwards. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Michael Cross throws Bryant Edwards the steel chair. Bryant Edwards hits Black Knight with it and goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Max - Cross makes up for his mistake. Black Knight hits Bryant Edwards with an elbowsmash. Black Knight goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a crucifix. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bryant Edwards hits a chop on Black Knight. Bryant Edwards hits him with the steel chair. The steel chair is broken in half. Max - OH MY GOD!!! HE BROKE THE CHAIR IN HALF OVER KNIGHT!!! Bryant Edwards whips Black Knight into the ropes. Bryant Edwards executes a football tackle on Black Knight. Bryant Edwards attempts to place Black Knight on the turnbuckle, but Black Knight blocks it. Bryant Edwards executes a headbutt on Black Knight. Bryant Edwards whips Black Knight into the ropes. Black Knight takes Bryant Edwards down with flapjack into diamond cutter. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Black Knight executes the Muscle Ripper on Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards is inching his way towards the ropes. Bryant Edwards is writhing in pain. Bryant Edwards submits after 15 seconds. Bryant Edwards has been eliminated. The winner is Black Knight. Time of match: 0:07:35 Max - I don_t know how Black Knight recovered from that chair shot, but he got Edwards to tap out to the Muscle Ripper. Edwards is headed to the back. They lock up. Black Knight hits an armbreaker on Malik Shabazz. Black Knight is bleeding like hell. Black Knight locks Malik Shabazz in a cobra clutch. Malik Shabazz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Black Knight goes for spinning tombstone, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a Tombstone. Malik Shabazz yell "FREEDOM!". Malik Shabazz takes Black Knight down with the Doctor Bomb. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Malik Shabazz goes for an inverted power bomb, but Black Knight blocks it. Black Knight chops Malik Shabazz. Black Knight hits Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz chops Black Knight. Malik Shabazz kicks Black Knight. Black Knight kicks Malik Shabazz. Black Knight hits Malik Shabazz. Black Knight locks Malik Shabazz in a cobra clutch. Malik Shabazz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Black Knight places Malik Shabazz on the turnbuckle. Black Knight nails Malik Shabazz with Michinoku Driver from second rope. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Black Knight nails Malik Shabazz with a pancake powerbomb. Black Knight whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Black Knight hits Malik Shabazz with a kick. Black Knight raises his fist in the air. Black Knight uses a missile dropkick on Malik Shabazz. Black Knight executes the Muscle Ripper on Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Black Knight goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. In turn, Black Knight counters it with a go-behind. Black Knight executes a short clothesline on Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz takes Black Knight down with the Doctor Bomb. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz catches Black Knight in a spinning toe hold. Black Knight is valiantly trying to break the hold. Black Knight is inching his way towards the ropes. Malik Shabazz lets go after 18 seconds. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Black Knight with a shoulderblock. Malik Shabazz whips Black Knight into the ropes. Malik Shabazz misses with a shoulderblock. Malik Shabazz executes a Frankensteiner on Black Knight. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz hits a senton on Black Knight. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Black Knight. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. Black Knight has been eliminated. The winner is Malik Shabazz. Time of match: 0:11:28 Max - And Shabazz advances over The Black Knight, and "Bloodlust" Bryant Edwards. Shabazz has a busy night ahead of him still with the tournament, and a street fight with The Corporate Prez, Speed Racer. Anyways, we have more tournament action, as Anubis, Man Mountain Rock, and my pick to win it all Ricky Thompson go at it. Why Thompson? Let_s face it, he wins all the tournaments. Let_s go to the ring. Man Mountain Rock vs. Ricky Thompson vs. Anubis ~~~~~ They lock up. Anubis takes Man Mountain Rock down with a diving elbow smash. Anubis locks Man Mountain Rock in a half Boston. Man Mountain Rock is valiantly trying to break the hold. Man Mountain Rock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Anubis makes his hands and eyes glow. Max - How does he do that? Looks like something out of the great horror film, Tales from The Crypt: Demon Knight. Anubis goes for a back heel kick, but Man Mountain Rock blocks it. Man Mountain Rock runs into the ropes. Man Mountain Rock hits Anubis with a shoulderblock. Man Mountain Rock whips Anubis into the ropes. Man Mountain Rock misses with an elbow. Man Mountain Rock misses with a shoulderblock. Man Mountain Rock executes a powerslam on Anubis. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, in the ropes... Man Mountain Rock runs into the ropes. Anubis puts Man Mountain Rock in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Man Mountain Rock is valiantly trying to break the hold. Man Mountain Rock breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Man Mountain Rock whips Anubis into the ropes. Anubis misses with a kick. Anubis hits Man Mountain Rock with an elbow. Anubis puts Man Mountain Rock in the Shadow Clutch. Man Mountain Rock reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Anubis makes his hands and eyes glow. Anubis hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Man Mountain Rock. Anubis goes for a kick to the thigh, but Man Mountain Rock blocks it. Man Mountain Rock takes Anubis down with a kick to the head. Man Mountain Rock runs into the ropes. Anubis misses with a clothesline. Anubis hits Man Mountain Rock with a shoulderblock. Anubis takes Man Mountain Rock down with a dropkick from the second rope. Anubis uses a Western suplex on Man Mountain Rock. Anubis whips Man Mountain Rock into the turnbuckle. Man Mountain Rock comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection. Anubis whips Man Mountain Rock into the ropes, but Man Mountain Rock reverses it. Slick pulls down the top rope. Man Mountain Rock goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Anubis whips Man Mountain Rock into the guardrail. Anubis hits an Asai moonsault on Man Mountain Rock. Anubis knocks Man Mountain Rock into the ringpost. Nick Patrick counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area. Nick Patrick counts: 2. Nick Patrick counts: 3. Man Mountain Rock uses a DDT on Anubis. Man Mountain Rock whips Anubis into the guardrail. Nick Patrick counts: 4. Man Mountain Rock is handed a keyboard. Man Mountain Rock hits him with the keyboard. Man Mountain Rock goes for a Hotshot, but Anubis counters it with a Thesz press. Nick Patrick counts: 5. Anubis reenters the ring. Man Mountain Rock follows him back in. Anubis takes Man Mountain Rock down with an earringer. Anubis tags out to Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson with a shoulderblock. Man Mountain Rock goes for a short clothesline, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Man Mountain Rock counters it with a facerake. Man Mountain Rock tags out to Anubis. Anubis whips Ricky Thompson into the turnbuckle. Anubis charges in with a series of punches, but Ricky Thompson lifts his leg. Ricky Thompson hits Anubis. Anubis hits Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson punches Anubis. Ricky Thompson chops Anubis. Anubis hits Ricky Thompson. Anubis hits Ricky Thompson. Anubis chops Ricky Thompson. Anubis hits Ricky Thompson with a fisherman buster. Anubis gets a standing short arm scissors on Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson is struggling to reach the ropes. Ricky Thompson is inching his way towards the ropes. Ricky Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 30 seconds. Anubis goes for a palm blow, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Ricky Thompson puts Anubis in a front facelock. Anubis breaks the hold with a low blow after 5 seconds. Anubis whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes. Anubis hits Ricky Thompson with a superkick. Anubis takes Ricky Thompson down with a front slam. Anubis leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Anubis runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Anubis executes a jumping side kick on Ricky Thompson. Anubis runs into the ropes. Ricky Thompson uses a powerslam on Anubis. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ricky Thompson whips Anubis into the turnbuckle, but Anubis reverses it. Anubis runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Ricky Thompson lifts his knee. Ricky Thompson attempts to place Anubis on the turnbuckle, but Anubis blocks it. Ricky Thompson goes for a powerslam, but Anubis counters it with a lariat. Anubis goes for a double reverse chinlock, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a facerake. Nick Patrick removes the chair from the ring. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Ricky Thompson hits Anubis with a kick. Ricky Thompson uses a brain buster on Anubis. Ricky Thompson is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up. Ricky Thompson takes Anubis down with a Destiny Hammer. Ricky Thompson is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up. Ricky Thompson whips Anubis into the turnbuckle, but Anubis reverses it. Anubis goes for a backspin DDT, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Ricky Thompson kicks Anubis. Ricky Thompson punches Anubis. Anubis hits Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson chops Anubis. Ricky Thompson hits Anubis. Ricky Thompson nails Anubis with a backdrop driver. Nick Patrick counts: One, kickout. Ricky Thompson complains about a slow count. Ricky Thompson executes an atomic drop on Anubis. Ricky Thompson takes Anubis down with a choke bomb. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Ricky Thompson nails Anubis with an arm-hook DDT. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, three. Anubis has been eliminated. The winner is Ricky Thompson. Time of match: 0:08:01 Max - Some high impact stuff and Mr. Tournament defeats Anubis, who has been very impressive in the AGW thus far. We_re down to Pretty Boy Thompson and the former IC Champ, Man Mountain Rock. They lock up. Man Mountain Rock takes Ricky Thompson down with a kick to the head. Man Mountain Rock plays his air guitar. Man Mountain Rock whips Ricky Thompson into the turnbuckle. Man Mountain Rock runs shoulder-first into the corner. Man Mountain Rock goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a facerake. Ricky Thompson goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Man Mountain Rock counters it with a backdrop. Man Mountain Rock whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson with an elbow. Man Mountain Rock is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Man Mountain Rock nails Ricky Thompson with a DDT. Man Mountain Rock catches Ricky Thompson in a bearhug. Ricky Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Man Mountain Rock kicks Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson chops Man Mountain Rock. Ricky Thompson hits Man Mountain Rock. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson. Man Mountain Rock kicks Ricky Thompson. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson with a vertical suplex. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson hits Man Mountain Rock. Man Mountain Rock kicks Ricky Thompson. Man Mountain Rock punches Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson chops Man Mountain Rock. Ricky Thompson executes a double underhook piledriver on Man Mountain Rock. Ricky Thompson hits Man Mountain Rock with a gutbuster. Ricky Thompson goes for an arm-hook DDT, but Man Mountain Rock blocks it. Man Mountain Rock goes for a bearhug, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a punch. Ricky Thompson whips Man Mountain Rock into the ropes. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson with a kick. Man Mountain Rock plays his air guitar. Man Mountain Rock nails Ricky Thompson with a Hotshot. Man Mountain Rock goes for an elbowdrop, but Ricky Thompson rolls out of the way. Ricky Thompson leaves the ring. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Ricky Thompson hits him with the fire extinguisher. Nick Patrick throws the fire extinguisher out of the ring. Ricky Thompson uses a powerslam on Man Mountain Rock. Ricky Thompson goes for the Bottom Line, but Man Mountain Rock counters it with a throw-off. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson with a reverse neckbreaker. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson with a vertical suplex. Man Mountain Rock takes Ricky Thompson down with a vertical suplex. Man Mountain Rock whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes, but Ricky Thompson reverses it. Ricky Thompson misses with a clothesline. Ricky Thompson hits Man Mountain Rock with a kick. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Ricky Thompson uses a back heel kick on Man Mountain Rock. Ricky Thompson goes for a palm blow, but Man Mountain Rock blocks it. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson with a Hotshot. Man Mountain Rock puts Ricky Thompson in an abdominal stretch. Ricky Thompson is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ricky Thompson is struggling to reach the ropes. Ricky Thompson tries to escape the hold. Man Mountain Rock lets go after 19 seconds. Man Mountain Rock executes the Payne Killer on Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson tries to escape the hold. Ricky Thompson summons one last burst of energy. Nick Patrick checks Ricky Thompson's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Ricky Thompson fights his way out of the hold after 33 seconds. Max - MMR, almost pulled up a big upset there with The Payne Killer. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson with a kick. Man Mountain Rock throws Ricky Thompson out of the ring. Man Mountain Rock goes through the ropes. Nick Patrick counts: 1. Man Mountain Rock reenters the ring. Ricky Thompson follows him back in. Ricky Thompson brings the table into the ring. Man Mountain Rock goes for a back suplex, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Ricky Thompson whips Man Mountain Rock into the ropes, but Man Mountain Rock reverses it. Man Mountain Rock hits Ricky Thompson with a kick. Man Mountain Rock executes a backbreaker on Ricky Thompson. Man Mountain Rock goes for a Hotshot, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a Thesz press. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Ricky Thompson uses a spear on Man Mountain Rock. Ricky Thompson uses an arm-hook DDT on Man Mountain Rock. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Ricky Thompson nails Man Mountain Rock with a powerslam. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, three. Man Mountain Rock has been eliminated. The winner is Ricky Thompson. Time of match: 0:14:12 Max - Another flurry of big time offense and Thompson puts MMR away, and out of the tournament. Damn, Thompson just excels at tournaments. He is the reigning winner of AGW vs. The World two years running. Up next we have more tournament action with a 4 corners match featuring Shawn Michaels , Sean Blake, Bad Dreams_Huh_how did he get here??? Christ_and Most Holy. Let_s go to the ring. Special Round 3 Four Corners Match Shawn Michaels vs. Sean Blake vs. Bad Dreams vs. Most Holy ~~~~~ They lock up. Sean Blake takes Shawn Michaels down with a vertical facebuster. Teddy Long counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake laughs at the crowd. Max - That will win matches_Loser. Sean Blake whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it. Shawn Michaels goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sean Blake counters it with a legsweep. Sean Blake goes for spinning tombstone, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels hits a kneelift on Sean Blake. Shawn Michaels hits a punch on Sean Blake. Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes. Shawn Michaels executes a clothesline on Sean Blake. Shawn Michaels uses a kick to the midsection on Sean Blake. Shawn Michaels throws Sean Blake out of the ring. Teddy Long counts: one, two, three, four, Sean Blake reenters the ring. Shawn Michaels executes a bodyslam on Sean Blake. Shawn Michaels takes Sean Blake down with a flying elbowdrop. Teddy Long counts: One, shoulder up. Shawn Michaels hits Sean Blake with an inverted atomic drop. Shawn Michaels hits Sean Blake. Sean Blake hits Shawn Michaels. Sean Blake uses a fist to the midsection on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels executes an inverted atomic drop on Sean Blake. Shawn Michaels tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy goes for a chokehold, but Sean Blake counters it with a kick to the midsection. Sean Blake attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it. Sean Blake goes for a double underhook suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a backdrop. Most Holy tags out to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels goes for an armdrag takedown, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle. Sean Blake hits Shawn Michaels with a series of headbutts to the head. Sean Blake hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Shawn Michaels. Sean Blake gets figure-four around ring post on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels is struggling to reach the ropes. Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds. Sean Blake goes for a flying sunset flip, but Shawn Michaels sits down on him. Teddy Long counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Michaels tags out to Bad Dreams. Sean Blake places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle. Sean Blake goes for a top-rope gutbuster, but Bad Dreams counters it with a top-rope Frankensteiner. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Max - Beautiful counter by Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams places Sean Blake on the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams takes Sean Blake down with a belly-to-back superplex. Bad Dreams hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Sean Blake. Bad Dreams tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy goes for a superkick, but Sean Blake counters it with a legsweep. Most Holy goes for a bodyslam, but Sean Blake counters it with an elbowsmash. Sean Blake throws Most Holy out of the ring. Sean Blake goes through the ropes. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Sean Blake. Most Holy sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy hits Sean Blake with a flying clothesline. Most Holy sets up Sean Blake on the table. Most Holy executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Most Holy throws Sean Blake back into the ring. Most Holy is going for the pin. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sean Blake counters it with a dragon screw. Sean Blake executes a fireman's carry into a flapjack on Most Holy. Teddy Long counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - Blake almost gets the big pin on The Mostest. Sean Blake tags out to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels gets an armbar submission on Most Holy. Most Holy tries to escape the hold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!". Max - He better hope V-man doesn_t here that_ Damn what do you mean the sponsors don_t want me to make fun of him? Damn Corporate a-holes. Ruining my fun. Shawn Michaels whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy takes Shawn Michaels down with a clothesline. Most Holy tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake goes for a running powerslam, but Shawn Michaels slides down his back. Shawn Michaels gets an armbar submission on Sean Blake. Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Shawn Michaels whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Sean Blake and Shawn Michaels get hit with a double clothesline. Sean Blake punches Shawn Michaels. Sean Blake hits Shawn Michaels. Sean Blake executes a choke slam on Shawn Michaels. Sean Blake nails Shawn Michaels with a flying fistdrop. Sean Blake tags out to Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it. Bad Dreams misses with an elbow. Shawn Michaels takes Bad Dreams down with a dropkick. Shawn Michaels goes for an abdominal stretch, but Bad Dreams counters it with an elbowsmash. Bad Dreams goes for a flying forearm, but Shawn Michaels ducks out of the way. Shawn Michaels tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams comes back and rocks Most Holy with a kick to the midsection. Bad Dreams hits a gutbuster on Most Holy. Bad Dreams places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams executes a belly-to-back superplex on Most Holy. Bad Dreams nails Most Holy with a bulldog headlock. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. He returns with the aluminum baseball bat. Bad Dreams hits a backspin DDT on Most Holy. Bad Dreams takes a swing at Most Holy with the aluminum baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the aluminum baseball bat from him. Most Holy hits him with the aluminum baseball bat. Teddy Long throws the aluminum baseball bat out of the ring. Most Holy nails Bad Dreams with an enzuigiri. Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with a DDT. Most Holy gives the sign for the Holy Roller. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Bad Dreams counters it with a facerake. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Most Holy goes for a bodyslam, but Bad Dreams counters it with an elbowsmash. Bad Dreams hits a DDT on Most Holy. Bad Dreams places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams hits a belly-to-back superplex on Most Holy. Bad Dreams goes for a DDT, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Most Holy with a kick. Bad Dreams is going for the pin. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Bad Dreams hits Most Holy with a forearm to the back. Bad Dreams throws Most Holy out of the ring. Teddy Long counts: one, two, three, Most Holy reenters the ring. Bad Dreams uses a legsweep faceslam on Most Holy. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Zoe Burgess trips Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams hits Most Holy. Most Holy kicks Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams chops Most Holy. Most Holy punches Bad Dreams. Most Holy punches Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams kicks Most Holy. Bad Dreams hits Most Holy. Bad Dreams punches Most Holy. Bad Dreams places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams nails Most Holy with a belly-to-belly superplex. Bad Dreams places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams uses a belly-to-back superplex on Most Holy. Bad Dreams goes for a dragon suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a backward kick. Most Holy tags out to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels goes for an atomic drop, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams goes for a flying forearm, but Shawn Michaels ducks out of the way. Shawn Michaels whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Shawn Michaels with an elbow. Bad Dreams is going for the pin. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Bad Dreams goes for a Frankensteiner, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a power bomb. Teddy Long counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Michaels goes for a kneelift, but Bad Dreams side-steps and Shawn Michaels only hits air. Bad Dreams hits Shawn Michaels with a flying forearm. Teddy Long counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams goes for a grapevine, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a small package. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it. Bad Dreams hits a monkey flip on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels begs off. Bad Dreams puts Shawn Michaels in a double reverse chinlock. Shawn Michaels tries to escape the hold. Shawn Michaels is inching his way towards the ropes. Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 28 seconds. Shawn Michaels begs off. Bad Dreams goes for a gutbuster, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a front-layout suplex. Shawn Michaels goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Bad Dreams rolls out of the way. Bad Dreams is going for the pin. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Shawn Michaels with a kick. Bad Dreams whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Shawn Michaels misses with an elbow. Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline. Shawn Michaels misses with a clothesline. Bad Dreams nails Shawn Michaels with flying headscissors. Bad Dreams goes for a backspin DDT, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels puts Bad Dreams in an abdominal stretch. Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Shawn Michaels punches Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams hits Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels hits Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams hits Shawn Michaels. Bad Dreams kicks Shawn Michaels. Bad Dreams whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Shawn Michaels misses with an elbow. Bad Dreams hits Shawn Michaels with a belly-to-belly suplex. Bad Dreams whips Shawn Michaels into the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a punch. Shawn Michaels goes for a vertical suplex, but Bad Dreams counters it with a small package. Teddy Long counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams complains about a slow count. Bad Dreams takes Shawn Michaels down with a gutbuster. Bad Dreams puts Shawn Michaels in a double reverse chinlock. Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Bad Dreams goes for a flying forearm, but Shawn Michaels ducks out of the way. Shawn Michaels tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake goes for a choke slam, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams gives him a bulldog headlock, but Sean Blake doesn't budge. Bad Dreams goes for a backspin DDT, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sean Blake takes the chair. Sean Blake uses spinning tombstone with the chair on Bad Dreams. Teddy Long counts: One, two, shoulder up. Max - I don_t believe Bad Dreams got up from THAT. Sean Blake hits Bad Dreams. Sean Blake chops Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams punches Sean Blake. Sean Blake chops Bad Dreams. Sean Blake punches Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams punches Sean Blake. Sean Blake kicks Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams hits Sean Blake. Sean Blake punches Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams kicks Sean Blake. Sean Blake kicks Bad Dreams. Sean Blake nails Bad Dreams with a double underhook suplex. Sean Blake whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Bad Dreams misses with an elbow. Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Sean Blake counters it with a backward kick. Teddy Long removes the chair from the ring. Sean Blake nails Bad Dreams with a kick to the groin. Max - Ouch_ Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Sean Blake with a shoulderblock. Bad Dreams catches Sean Blake in a headscissors submission. Sean Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Bad Dreams throws Sean Blake out of the ring. Bad Dreams goes through the ropes. Bad Dreams catches Sean Blake totally by surprise. Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Sean Blake counters it with a backward kick. Sean Blake hits Bad Dreams with a legsweep. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Bad Dreams nails Susan Blake. Sean Blake sets up a table. Sean Blake whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. Sean Blake takes Bad Dreams down with the Running Forearm Smash. Teddy Long counts: 1. Sean Blake whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. Teddy Long counts: 2. Sean Blake whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. Teddy Long counts: 3. Sean Blake sets up Bad Dreams on the table. Sean Blake tries to top rope diamond cutter Bad Dreams through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Max - SEAN BLAKE GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE! Teddy Long counts: 4. Bad Dreams whips Sean Blake into the guardrail. Bad Dreams reenters the ring. Sean Blake follows him back in. Bad Dreams gives the sign for the Good Night Irene. Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Sean Blake. Teddy Long counts: One, two, Susan Blake puts Sean Blake's foot on the rope. Max - Wow this is long_I thought Blake was finished there. But he seems intent on making me suffer. Bad Dreams chops Sean Blake. Sean Blake punches Bad Dreams. Sean Blake goes for a sleeperhold, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams goes for a forearm to the back, but Sean Blake side-steps and Bad Dreams only hits air. Sean Blake is going for the pin. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Sean Blake goes for the Liger Bomb, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy hits Sean Blake with a belly-to-back suplex. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Sean Blake. Most Holy goes for the pin. Teddy Long counts: One, two, three. Sean Blake has been eliminated. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:17:27 Max - WOOHOO!!! Someone finally got eliminated. The Mostest takes out Blake with The Holy Roller. Holy and Michaels are now about to go at it. They lock up. Most Holy throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy takes Shawn Michaels down with a Hotshot. Most Holy whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. Most Holy takes Shawn Michaels down with a powerslam. Most Holy whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. Teddy Long counts: 1. Shawn Michaels is busted wide open. Most Holy uses an enzuigiri on Shawn Michaels. Most Holy whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. Most Holy takes Shawn Michaels down with a jumping DDT. Teddy Long counts: 2. Abe Vigoda comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. Shawn Michaels whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Teddy Long counts: 3. Shawn Michaels reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. Shawn Michaels uses a back suplex on Most Holy. Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes. Shawn Michaels hits Most Holy with a clothesline. Shawn Michaels tags out to Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams takes Most Holy down with a legsweep faceslam. Bad Dreams puts Most Holy in an armlock hammerlock submission. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Bad Dreams gets a grapevine on Most Holy. Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the ropes. Bad Dreams goes for a monkey flip, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy nails Bad Dreams with a forearm to the back. Most Holy locks Bad Dreams in a chokehold. Bad Dreams tries to escape the hold. Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with a kick to the head. Most Holy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Most Holy with an elbow. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams takes Most Holy down with a backspin DDT. Most Holy begs off. Bad Dreams uses an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Most Holy. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Bad Dreams hits a bulldog headlock on Most Holy. Bad Dreams nails Most Holy with a Russian legsweep. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. He returns with a shovel. Bad Dreams takes a swing at Most Holy with the shovel, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the shovel from him. Most Holy hits him with the shovel. Teddy Long throws the shovel out of the ring. Most Holy goes for a chokehold, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Most Holy. Teddy Long counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - Most Holy barely escaping there! Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the ropes. Bad Dreams uses a bulldog headlock on Most Holy. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Most Holy with an elbow. Bad Dreams puts Most Holy in a headscissors submission. Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes. Bad Dreams lets go after 15 seconds. Bad Dreams goes for a dragon suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a reverse cradle. Teddy Long counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - Holy with some great counter wrestling. Most Holy whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline. Most Holy goes for a chokehold, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams hits an elbowsmash on Most Holy. Bad Dreams takes Most Holy down with an elbowsmash. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Bad Dreams executes a monkey flip on Most Holy. Most Holy takes the shovel and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Teddy Long counts: One, two, in the ropes... Most Holy throws Bad Dreams out of the ring. Teddy Long counts: one, two, three, Bad Dreams reenters the ring. Most Holy tags out to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels goes for a hiptoss, but Bad Dreams counters it with a lariat. Bad Dreams puts Shawn Michaels in a double reverse chinlock. Shawn Michaels is struggling to reach the ropes. Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Shawn Michaels begs off. Bad Dreams executes a dragon suplex on Shawn Michaels. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Teddy Long counts: One, two, Bad Dreams lifts a shoulder, thr... shoulder up. Max - Bad Dreams almost pulled the big upset on Michaels there. Shawn Michaels begs off. Bad Dreams whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Shawn Michaels misses with a shoulderblock. Bad Dreams goes for flying headscissors, but Shawn Michaels throws him off. Shawn Michaels whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Abe Vigoda trips Bad Dreams. Shawn Michaels goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams places Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams executes a belly-to-back superplex on Shawn Michaels. Bad Dreams places Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams hits Shawn Michaels with a belly-to-belly superplex. Bad Dreams nails Shawn Michaels with a leg lariat. Shawn Michaels bumps into Teddy Long. Bad Dreams hits a monkey flip on Shawn Michaels. Bad Dreams takes Shawn Michaels down with a dragon suplex. There is no referee to count. Teddy Long is back on the job. Teddy Long counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bad Dreams throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring. Bad Dreams goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bad Dreams goes for flying headscissors, but Shawn Michaels throws him off. Teddy Long counts: 1. Teddy Long counts: 2. Teddy Long counts: 3. Shawn Michaels whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. Teddy Long counts: 4. Shawn Michaels whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. Shawn Michaels throws Bad Dreams back into the ring. Shawn Michaels whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Shawn Michaels goes for a hiptoss, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Shawn Michaels begs off. Shawn Michaels is bleeding like a faucet. Bad Dreams gives the sign for the Good Night Irene. Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Shawn Michaels. Teddy Long counts: One, two, three. Shawn Michaels has been eliminated. The winner is Bad Dreams. Time of match: 0:26:31 Max - DAMN. Now that has to be one of the biggest upsets of the night. Bad Dreams pinning Shawn Michaels with the_ugh_Good Night Irene. Let_s see how he fares against Holy. They lock up. Bad Dreams punches Most Holy. Bad Dreams hits Most Holy. Most Holy hits a powerslam on Bad Dreams. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy uses a chop on Bad Dreams. Most Holy hits a double-axhandle chop on Bad Dreams. Most Holy attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Most Holy executes a belly-to-back suplex on Bad Dreams. Most Holy throws Bad Dreams out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy knocks Bad Dreams into the ringsteps. Most Holy uses a spinebuster slam on Bad Dreams. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Bad Dreams counters it with a facerake. Bad Dreams hits an elbowsmash on Most Holy. Bad Dreams throws Most Holy back into the ring. Bad Dreams brings the table into the ring. Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with a kick to the head. Most Holy sets up Bad Dreams on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Bad Dreams through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Bad Dreams takes Most Holy down with a power bomb. Bad Dreams goes for a running power bomb, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle. Most Holy goes for a top-rope DDT, but Bad Dreams turns in mid-air and lands on him. Teddy Long counts: One, two, kickout. Max - GREAT Counter move by Bad Dreams there. Bad Dreams chops Most Holy. Most Holy punches Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams kicks Most Holy. Most Holy punches Bad Dreams. Most Holy punches Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams punches Most Holy. Most Holy hits Bad Dreams. Most Holy sets up Bad Dreams on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Bad Dreams through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Bad Dreams hits neck-scissors on Most Holy. Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the ropes. Bad Dreams and Most Holy get hit with a double clothesline. Bad Dreams attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it. Bad Dreams whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Most Holy moves out of the way. Most Holy hits Bad Dreams with a Frankensteiner. Teddy Long counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Most Holy sets up Bad Dreams on the table. Most Holy executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Most Holy is going for the pin. Teddy Long counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - The beginning of the end for Bad Dreams_ Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Bad Dreams. Most Holy goes for the pin. Teddy Long counts: One, two, three. Bad Dreams has been eliminated. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:29:25 Max - The Mostest wins another with The Holy Roller. Bad Dreams gave it his all, but in the end the AGW Legend, who by the way is a walking talking mircle, was to much for him. Well next we have one of the matches, I_ve been waiting for_Speed Racer and Malik Shabazz in a Street Fight. Let_s go to the ring. Personally_This one goes to Speed. He was PISSED after that loss in an earlier match to Shabazz and he_ll be out for revenge. ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Barbed Wire Baseball Bat match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Qetesh... From Nation of Islam... Weighing in at 300 pounds... "The Honorable One" Malik Shabazz His opponent... Led to the ring by Lollipop... Hailing from New York City, New York... Weighing in at 234 pounds... "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer Malik Shabazz attacks Speed Racer before the bell. Malik Shabazz whips Speed Racer into the barbed wire. Malik Shabazz whips Speed Racer into the barbed wire. Malik Shabazz goes for an octopus hold, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer nails Malik Shabazz with an enzuigiri. Speed Racer whips Malik Shabazz into the barbed wire. Speed Racer throws Malik Shabazz out of the ring. Speed Racer goes through the ropes. Speed Racer uses a tiger bomb on Malik Shabazz. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. Speed Racer is handed the ring bell. Speed Racer takes a swing at Malik Shabazz with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Malik Shabazz snatches the ring bell from him. Malik Shabazz hits him with the ring bell. Malik Shabazz is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up. Malik Shabazz whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. Malik Shabazz whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Malik Shabazz throws Speed Racer over the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Speed Racer whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Speed Racer is handed a piece of wood. Speed Racer hits him with the piece of wood. Speed Racer flings Malik Shabazz over a row of chairs. Speed Racer chokes him with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. Speed Racer whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. Speed Racer hits him with the piece of wood. They're brawling up the aisle. Speed Racer knocks Malik Shabazz into the ringsteps. Speed Racer is handed a leather whip. Speed Racer hits him with the leather whip. Max - Umm_V-man must have left that behind at ringside_ Sorry, sorry_It won_t happen again_I hope. No promises_ Speed Racer is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, shoulder up. Speed Racer locks Malik Shabazz in a figure-four leglock. Malik Shabazz tries to escape the hold. Malik Shabazz breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Qetesh comes from behind and distracts Speed Racer. Malik Shabazz is handed the African Staff. Malik Shabazz hits him with the African Staff. Malik Shabazz is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Speed Racer on the concrete floor. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Max - And Shabazz is making Speed his bitch in the ring. It_s been mostly Shabazz so far. Malik Shabazz gets an Indian deathlock on Speed Racer. Speed Racer tries to escape the hold. Speed Racer is close to escaping the hold. Malik Shabazz lets go after 23 seconds. Malik Shabazz hits him with the African Staff. Malik Shabazz whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Malik Shabazz catches Speed Racer in a figure-four leglock. Speed Racer breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Speed Racer knocks Malik Shabazz into the ringsteps. Speed Racer is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer is handed a sheet of glass. Speed Racer hits him with the sheet of glass. The sheet of glass shatters. Max - OH MY GOD! Malik is surrounded by shards of glass! They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer throws Malik Shabazz over the guardrail. Qetesh comes from behind, but Speed Racer nails Qetesh. Malik Shabazz goes for a pumphandle slam, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. They're brawling down the aisle. They're brawling in mid-arena. Speed Racer hits him with the sheet of glass. Max - Where is all this glass coming from? Speed Racer goes for a figure-four leglock, but Malik Shabazz kicks him off. They're brawling in mid-arena. Lollipop comes from behind, but Malik Shabazz nails Lollipop. Max - Malik apparently has no problems with hitting a woman. They're brawling down the aisle. Speed Racer takes Malik Shabazz down with a spinning leg lariat. Speed Racer knocks Malik Shabazz into the arena wall. Speed Racer hits a German suplex on Malik Shabazz. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Carl Westcoat counts: One, Speed Racer lifts a shoulder, two, KICKOUT. Malik Shabazz is handed the African Staff. Malik Shabazz hits him with the African Staff. They're brawling up the arena stairway. Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning heel kick, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer hits Malik Shabazz with a series of kicks to the midsection. Speed Racer knocks Malik Shabazz into the stairway. Lollipop comes from behind, but Malik Shabazz nails Lollipop. Max - And again_ They're brawling on the first floor. They're brawling on the first floor. Speed Racer throws Malik Shabazz down to the first floor. Speed Racer descends the stairs. They're brawling in the back of the arena. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Malik Shabazz hits him with the African Staff. Malik Shabazz hits him with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. Malik Shabazz uses a choke slam on Speed Racer. They're brawling up the aisle. Malik Shabazz hits him with the African Staff. They're brawling in mid-arena. Lollipop comes from behind, but Malik Shabazz nails Lollipop. Max - Umm_Maybe Lollipop should stop trying. I don_t think she_s very good at sneaking up on people_But damn does she look hot. They're brawling up the aisle. Speed Racer uses a Russian legsweep on Malik Shabazz. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Speed Racer flings Malik Shabazz over a row of chairs. Speed Racer whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Speed Racer hits a split legged moonsault on Malik Shabazz. Max - Speed shows why he is a legend with that very impressive moonsault. Speed Racer knocks Malik Shabazz into the ringpost. Speed Racer is handed a shovel. Speed Racer hits him with the shovel. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer gives him a cradle suplex, but Malik Shabazz only stares at him. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer throws Malik Shabazz over the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning mule kick, but Speed Racer counters it with a legsweep. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Speed Racer whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. Speed Racer hits him with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. Max - RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! They're brawling up the aisle. Speed Racer is handed the chain. Speed Racer hits him with the chain. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer throws Malik Shabazz over the guardrail. Speed Racer goes for a tornado DDT, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Malik Shabazz whips Speed Racer into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Malik Shabazz goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer sets up a table. Speed Racer hits him with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer throws Malik Shabazz over the guardrail. Speed Racer flings Malik Shabazz over a row of chairs. Speed Racer hits a tornado DDT on Malik Shabazz. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Malik Shabazz. Max - WOW!!! She did it right! Apparently she_s smarter then the average Blonde. Speed Racer is handed the steel chair. Speed Racer hits him with the steel chair. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer is handed a sledgehammer. Speed Racer hits him with the sledgehammer. Max - Speed has turned it all around, and is beating Shabazz around that ring. Speed Racer chokes him with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. Speed Racer takes Malik Shabazz down with a piledriver. Speed Racer hits him with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat. Speed Racer whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer hits him with the sledgehammer. Speed Racer chokes him with a sledgehammer. They're brawling inside the ring area. Speed Racer knocks Malik Shabazz into the ringsteps. Speed Racer executes a clothesline from the top rope on Malik Shabazz. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, three. The winner is Speed Racer. Time of match: 0:14:53 Max - A Sledgehammer and top rope clothsline spell the end for Shabazz. Speed was out to send a message and it_s a safe bet that he succeded. The Corporation has had a good night thus far. And now they will try and win back the AGW World Tag Team Titles. We have The LPB taking on the Ghetto Boys and the reigning World Tag Team Champions, Hot Stuff International: Sting and Rick Steiner. This should be a classic to say the least. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team triangle match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 579 pounds... The Legendary Pretty Boys Their opponents... Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz... At a total combined weight of 590 pounds... Ghetto Boyz Their opponents... Led to the ring by Doug Gilbert... At a total combined weight of 510 pounds... The AGW World Tag Team Champions... Sting and "The Dogfaced Gremlin" Rick Steiner They lock up. Sting throws Abel out of the ring. Sting goes through the ropes. Rick Steiner comes over to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner goes for a Steinerline, but Abel counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Abel flexes his muslces. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner comes over, but gets cut off. Kane hits Sting with a short clothesline. Abel goes for an airplane spin, but Sting counters it with a facerake. Sting goes for the Scorpion Death Lock, but Abel blocks it. Sting sets up a table. Sting nails Abel with a hiptoss. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner comes over, but gets cut off. Kane nails Sting with a short clothesline. Abel hits Sting with a German suplex. Abel and Kane hit Sting with a double DDT. Max - Nice double team from The Ghetto Boyz. Abel takes Sting down with a scissor kick. Abel knocks Sting into the ringsteps. Abel flexes his muslces. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. Kane goes for a short clothesline, but Sting ducks out of the way. Kane hits Abel. Sting hits Abel with a powerslam. Doug Gilbert comes from behind, but Abel nails Doug Gilbert. Sting is handed a Nintendo. Sting hits him with the Nintendo. Sting sets up Abel on the table. Sting tries to drive Abel through the table with a legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Abel whips Sting into the guardrail. Abel goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Sting blocks it. Sting reenters the ring. Abel follows him back in. Sting hits him with . Sting tags out to Rick Steiner. Rick Steiner goes for a vertical suplex, but Abel counters it with a small package. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Abel tags out to Kane. Abel leaves the ring. Kane nails Rick Steiner with a sidewalk slam. Kane is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Kane hits a takeover suplex on Rick Steiner. Kane executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Rick Steiner. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Kane catches Rick Steiner in a guillotine choke. Rick Steiner is valiantly trying to break the hold. Rick Steiner breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Rick Steiner tags out to Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner hits a slap on Kane. Joshua Gardner tags out to Ricky Thompson. Joshua Gardner leaves the ring. Ricky Thompson gets an abdominal stretch on Kane. Kane reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Ricky Thompson hits him with . The is broken in half. Joshua Gardner enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Joshua Gardner leaves the ring. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Ricky Thompson hits Kane with a spear. Ricky Thompson hits Kane with a dropkick from the second rope. Ricky Thompson nails Kane with a Destiny Hammer. Ricky Thompson throws Kane out of the ring. Ricky Thompson goes through the ropes. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson takes Kane down with a gutwrench suplex. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Malik Shabazz comes from behind and distracts Ricky Thompson. Kane sets up a table. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Malik Shabazz comes from behind, but Ricky Thompson nails Malik Shabazz. Kane goes for the Urban Crossfire, but Ricky Thompson counters it with an arm bite. Max - Crude counter, but effective nonetheless. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Malik Shabazz comes from behind and distracts Ricky Thompson. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Kane executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Ricky Thompson. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Kane whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Kane nails Ricky Thompson with a legdrop. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Malik Shabazz comes from behind and distracts Ricky Thompson. Kane whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Kane goes for the Urban Crossfire, but Ricky Thompson counters it with an eye gouge. Max - Arm Bite_Eye Gouges_Thompson is really getting desperate in there. Ricky Thompson whips Kane into the guardrail. Ricky Thompson hits an elbowsmash on Kane. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson sets up Kane on the table. Ricky Thompson tries to bottom line Kane through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Kane goes for a pumphandle slam, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Ricky Thompson uses an arm-hook DDT on Kane. Ricky Thompson knocks Kane into the ringpost. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson hits the Brolly Stomp on Kane. Max - Thompson takes a page from Brolly_s book. Ricky Thompson is handed a 2x4. Ricky Thompson hits him with the 2x4. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. They're brawling inside the ring area. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson nails Kane with a belly-to-back suplex. Ricky Thompson is handed a steel chain. Ricky Thompson hits him with the steel chain. Ricky Thompson hits a double underhook piledriver on Kane. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson throws Kane back into the ring. Ricky Thompson brings the table into the ring. Kane tags out to Abel. Kane leaves the ring. Abel places Ricky Thompson on the turnbuckle. Abel nails Ricky Thompson with a top-rope German Suplex. Max - And Thompson folds like an accordion_ Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Abel punches Ricky Thompson. Abel punches Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson chops Abel. Abel kicks Ricky Thompson. Abel chops Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson chops Abel. Ricky Thompson hits Abel. Ricky Thompson whips him with a steel chain. Ricky Thompson whips Abel into the turnbuckle. Abel comes back, but is met with an elbow. Ricky Thompson takes a swing at Abel with the steel chain, but he gets out of the way. Abel snatches the steel chain from him. Abel hits him with the steel chain. Abel sets up Ricky Thompson on the table. Abel executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - I don_t what people say_A broken table will always bring me to my feet. Abel is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Abel whips him with . Abel whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes. Abel hits Ricky Thompson with a kick. Abel whips him with . Abel whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes. Ricky Thompson hits Abel with an elbow. Ricky Thompson chokes him with . Ricky Thompson whips Abel into the turnbuckle. Ricky Thompson whips Abel into the ropes. Ricky Thompson misses with a clothesline. Ricky Thompson executes a palm blow on Abel. Ricky Thompson takes Abel down with a powerslam. Ricky Thompson hits him with . Ricky Thompson executes the Bottom Line on Abel. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Max - Abel escapes from The Bottom Line. You know_How many finishers do the LPB have? I_ve lost track_ Abel whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes, but Ricky Thompson reverses it. Ricky Thompson hits Abel with a kick. Ricky Thompson catches Abel in the Liger Rack. Abel is struggling to reach the ropes. Abel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Ricky Thompson hits a backdrop driver on Abel. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Ricky Thompson leaves the ring. He returns with a piece of wood. Ricky Thompson hits him with the piece of wood. Ricky Thompson goes for a palm blow, but Abel blocks it. Abel goes for an airplane spin, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a facerake. Ricky Thompson tags out to Rick Steiner. Rick Steiner executes a powerslam on Abel. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, in the ropes... Rick Steiner executes the Armlock Submission on Abel. Abel is barely hanging in there. Charlotte Maxwell asks Abel if he's still there. Abel nods. Charlotte Maxwell asks Abel if she should stop the fight. Abel shakes his head. Charlotte Maxwell tells Abel to respond or she'll stop the fight. Abel nods. Abel summons one last burst of energy. Charlotte Maxwell checks Abel's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Abel fights his way out of the hold after 30 seconds. Max - The Ghetto Boyz are in bad shape_Abel was lucky yo get out of that one. Abel takes Rick Steiner down with a piledriver. Abel locks Rick Steiner in a dragon sleeper. Rick Steiner reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Abel goes for a high knee, but Rick Steiner side-steps and Abel only hits air. Rick Steiner whips Abel into the turnbuckle. Rick Steiner nails Abel with a Hotshot. Rick Steiner whips Abel into the turnbuckle, but Abel reverses it. Abel charges in with a dropkick to the face, but Rick Steiner lifts his leg. Rick Steiner hits Abel. Rick Steiner chops Abel. Abel kicks Rick Steiner. Rick Steiner hits Abel. Abel hits Rick Steiner. Rick Steiner punches Abel. Rick Steiner punches Abel. Rick Steiner takes Abel down with a headbutt. Rick Steiner hits Abel. Rick Steiner punches Abel. Rick Steiner hits Abel with a double underhook suplex. Rick Steiner takes Abel down with a clothesline. Rick Steiner gets a boot choke on Abel. Abel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Rick Steiner executes a powerslam on Abel. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Max - Near fall by the champs. Rick Steiner executes a flying bulldog on Abel. Rick Steiner throws Abel out of the ring. Rick Steiner goes through the ropes. Sting comes over to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner goes for the Armlock Submission, but Abel blocks it. Sting comes over to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner is handed the chair. Rick Steiner hits him with the chair. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kane comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel sets up a table. Abel throws Rick Steiner back into the ring. Abel brings the table into the ring. Abel whips Rick Steiner into the ropes, but Rick Steiner reverses it. Abel hits Rick Steiner with a flying shoulderblock. Abel hits Rick Steiner with a Frankensteiner. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, shoulder up. Abel uses a high knee on Rick Steiner. Abel is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Abel sets up Rick Steiner on the table. Abel tries to drive Rick Steiner through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Malik Shabazz throws Abel the African Staff. Abel hits Rick Steiner with it and goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Doug Gilbert distracts Charlotte Maxwell. Abel executes a flying shoulderblock on Rick Steiner. Abel executes a high knee on Rick Steiner. Abel takes Rick Steiner down with a Frankensteiner. There is no referee to count. Abel gets back up. Abel executes the Ghettoplex on Rick Steiner. There is no referee to count. Abel gets back up. Max - And Abel had Steiner beaten but the ref was out of position. Abel whips Rick Steiner into the turnbuckle, but Rick Steiner reverses it. Rick Steiner runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Abel lifts his knee. Abel sets up Rick Steiner on the table. Abel executes a piledriver through the table. The table didn't break. Abel runs into the ropes. Rick Steiner misses with an elbow. Abel misses with a clothesline. Rick Steiner hits Abel with an elbow. Charlotte Maxwell is back on the job. Rick Steiner gives the sign for the Armlock Submission. Rick Steiner executes the Armlock Submission on Abel. Abel summons one last burst of energy. Abel submits after 13 seconds. Abel has been eliminated. The winners are Sting and Rick Steiner. Time of match: 0:16:21 Max - And The Douches of The Millenium are gone. Now we_re done to the LPB and H.S.I. They lock up. Ricky Thompson hits Rick Steiner. Rick Steiner kicks Ricky Thompson. Rick Steiner punches Ricky Thompson. Rick Steiner hits him with the African Staff. Rick Steiner catches Ricky Thompson in a chokehold. Ricky Thompson breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Ricky Thompson sets up Rick Steiner on the table. Ricky Thompson executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Ricky Thompson hits a back fist on Rick Steiner. Ricky Thompson hits a back heel kick on Rick Steiner. Ricky Thompson kicks Rick Steiner. Rick Steiner punches Ricky Thompson. Rick Steiner kicks Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson hits Rick Steiner. Ricky Thompson tags out to Joshua Gardner. Ricky Thompson leaves the ring. Joshua Gardner hits a choke slam on Rick Steiner. Joshua Gardner is going for the pin. Joshua Gardner pulls the tights. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Doug Gilbert puts Rick Steiner's foot on the rope. Joshua Gardner goes for a choke slam, but Rick Steiner counters it with a kick to the midsection. Rick Steiner goes for an eye gouge, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Ricky Thompson enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson leaves the ring. Joshua Gardner hits a back fist on Rick Steiner. Ricky Thompson enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson leaves the ring. Joshua Gardner uses the Flying Rocker Dropper on Rick Steiner. Joshua Gardner executes a back elbow on Rick Steiner. Joshua Gardner takes Rick Steiner down with a pumphandle powerslam. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Joshua Gardner complains about a slow count. Joshua Gardner hits Rick Steiner with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker. Ricky Thompson enters the ring. Joshua Gardner lifts Rick Steiner up. Ricky Thompson nails Rick Steiner with the Pretty Boy Bash and goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - The LPB can_t put Steiner away after the Pretty Boy Bash. Rick Steiner goes for a powerslam, but Joshua Gardner counters it with a lariat. Joshua Gardner nails Rick Steiner with an eye gouge. Joshua Gardner hits Rick Steiner with a double underhook backbreaker. Rick Steiner takes the chair and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, in the ropes... Rick Steiner nails Joshua Gardner with a powerslam. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Rick Steiner hits Joshua Gardner with a clothesline. Rick Steiner throws Joshua Gardner out of the ring. Rick Steiner goes through the ropes. Rick Steiner executes a double underhook suplex on Joshua Gardner. Sting comes over to make it two-on-one. Doug Gilbert comes from behind, but Joshua Gardner nails Doug Gilbert. Rick Steiner goes for the Armlock Submission, but Joshua Gardner blocks it. Rick Steiner is handed a keyboard. Rick Steiner hits him with the keyboard. Doug Gilbert comes from behind and distracts Joshua Gardner. Rick Steiner hits him with the keyboard. Rick Steiner hits him with a keyboard. Rick Steiner uses a kneelift on Joshua Gardner. Doug Gilbert comes from behind and distracts Joshua Gardner. Rick Steiner hits him with a keyboard. Rick Steiner whips Joshua Gardner into the guardrail. Sting comes over to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner hits him with a keyboard. Rick Steiner throws Joshua Gardner back into the ring. Rick Steiner runs into the ropes. Rick Steiner hits Joshua Gardner with a kick. Rick Steiner hits Joshua Gardner with an eye gouge. Rick Steiner hits Joshua Gardner with a kneelift. Rick Steiner tags out to Sting. Sting executes a punch on Joshua Gardner. Rick Steiner enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner leaves the ring. Sting runs into the ropes. Sting misses with a clothesline. Sting hits a clothesline on Joshua Gardner. Sting goes for a bodyslam, but Joshua Gardner counters it with an elbowsmash. Joshua Gardner tags out to Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson goes for the Arabian Facebuster, but Sting rolls out of the way. Sting whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes, but Ricky Thompson reverses it. Sting hits Ricky Thompson with a clothesline. Ricky Thompson falls out of the ring. Sting goes through the ropes. Sting whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Rick Steiner comes over to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner comes over to make it two-on-one. Doug Gilbert comes from behind and distracts Ricky Thompson. Sting howls out to the crowd. Doug Gilbert comes from behind, but Ricky Thompson nails Doug Gilbert. Sting whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Sting executes the Scorpion Death Lock on Ricky Thompson on the concrete floor. Sting nails Ricky Thompson with a DDT. Sting sets up a table. Rick Steiner comes over to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner comes over to make it two-on-one. Doug Gilbert comes from behind, but Ricky Thompson nails Doug Gilbert. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rick Steiner comes over to make it two-on-one. Sting executes the Scorpion Death Lock on Ricky Thompson on the concrete floor. Sting whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Rick Steiner comes over to make it two-on-one. Sting whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Rick Steiner comes over to make it two-on-one. Doug Gilbert comes from behind, but Ricky Thompson nails Doug Gilbert. Sting whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. Sting goes for a vertical suplex, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Doug Gilbert comes from behind and distracts Ricky Thompson. Sting whips Ricky Thompson into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rick Steiner comes over to make it two-on-one. Sting goes for a DDT, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a small package. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson whips Sting into the guardrail. Joshua Gardner comes over to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson sets up Sting on the table. Ricky Thompson tries to drive Sting through the table with Sky High, but he blocks it. Sting throws Ricky Thompson back into the ring. Sting uses a bulldog on Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson executes the Pretty Boy Bulldog. He goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Max - The Pretty Boy Bulldog??? That_s a new one on me. Sting hits Ricky Thompson with a bulldog. Sting goes for a roundhouse right, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Ricky Thompson hits a back heel kick on Sting. Ricky Thompson hits Sting. Ricky Thompson hits Sting. Sting kicks Ricky Thompson. Sting punches Ricky Thompson. Sting kicks Ricky Thompson. Sting goes for a roundhouse right, but Ricky Thompson reverses it. In turn, Sting counters it with an armbreaker. Sting executes a snap suplex on Ricky Thompson. Sting is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Joshua Gardner makes the save. Sting executes a kick to the midsection on Ricky Thompson. Rick Steiner enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Rick Steiner leaves the ring. Sting whips Ricky Thompson into the ropes. Ricky Thompson uses a back heel kick on Sting. Ricky Thompson hits a Tombstone on Sting. Ricky Thompson executes the Bottom Line on Sting. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Doug Gilbert puts Sting's foot on the rope. Max - Gilbert saves the titles after Thompson hit Sting with The Bottom Line. Ricky Thompson whips Sting into the turnbuckle. Ricky Thompson runs shoulder-first into the corner. Ricky Thompson puts Sting in a Sammartino backbreaker. Sting is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sting reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Ricky Thompson whips Sting into the ropes. Sting misses with a kick. Sting goes for a clothesline, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a crucifix. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, in the ropes... Ricky Thompson takes Sting down with a choke bomb. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three. Sting has been eliminated. The winners are The Legendary Pretty Boys. Time of match: 0:27:25 Max - WE HAVE NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPS!!! The LPB are now three time World Tag Team Champions after Thompson just demolished Sting was a Chokeslam Powerbomb. Sting is still down. That move came out of nowhere and Sting was definitely unprepared for it. (Speed Racer_s theme music, Would by Alice In Chains comes on as he comes down the aisle and enters the ring with his mic. He is dressed down after a long night of wrestling.) SPEED: Folks, I knew this was going to happen, but I figured Paris and Chocolate Thunder would show SOME sort of decency. However, I was wrong. Both men are refusing to wrestle each other in the Mark Paris Invitational Tournament for the TV Title. They have left me no choice but to disqualify them both from the TV Title running. Max - What, can HE DO THAT?! SPEED: I for one was looking forward to that match but neither man wants to supposedly waste their time with the TV Title. So with that said, let me now say that the winner of the Tri Tourney will not only get the next World Title shot, but as an extra bonus prize they will pick up the TV Title as well. So one of the 5 men left will get themselves some extra gold to put on their resume. Due to a random draw in the back, Ricky Thompson will get a bye into the finals while the other 4 men will wrestle in a 4 corners match to find his opponent. Max - Hey, I bet that wasn_t rigged or anything. SPEED: And that will be it. Good luck to the 5 men.....though I hate every single one of them BUT The Ravishing One. Good night folks, enjoy the rest of the show. XWA, KISS MY ASS!!! Max - Oh man, so Thompson is the odd man in the 5 left in the Tri Tourney. So he gets a bye right to the finals_Must be nice being in the Corp. (OOC: This is all IC to all you people who read to much into this, Thompson was just picked randomingly by the sim to get the bye) Well let_s get to the semi-final match, which the winner will take on "Ravishing" Ricky Thompson. It pits Most Holy vs. Onslaught vs. Smooth Operator vs. Malik Shabazz. This should be a great one folks, so keep your asses in your living room in front of the TV. TRI TOURNEY SEMI FINAL MATCH: Ricky Thompson receives a bye to the tourney finals Onslaught vs. Malik Shabazz vs. Smooth Operator vs. Most Holy ~~~~~ They lock up. Malik Shabazz locks Onslaught in a double chickenwing submission. Onslaught breaks the hold after 15 seconds. Onslaught runs into the ropes. Onslaught gives him a rolling kick, but Malik Shabazz only stares at him. Malik Shabazz goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Onslaught blocks it. Onslaught hits Malik Shabazz with a German suplex. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Onslaught goes for a back suplex, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a go-behind. Malik Shabazz goes for a Victory Roll, but Onslaught sits down on him, cradling his legs. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Max - Textbook wrestling being shown by Shabazz and the rookie sensation Onslaught. Onslaught runs into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Onslaught with a shoulderblock. Malik Shabazz yell "FREEDOM!". Malik Shabazz whips Onslaught into the ropes. Malik Shabazz executes a spinning mule kick on Onslaught. Malik Shabazz tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Onslaught with an elbow. Most Holy goes for an enzuigiri, but Onslaught ducks out of the way. Most Holy begs off. Onslaught uses a lariat on Most Holy. Onslaught places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Onslaught uses a top-rope gutbuster on Most Holy. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Onslaught whips Most Holy into the ropes. Onslaught uses a spinebuster slam on Most Holy. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Onslaught whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy hits a clothesline on Onslaught. Most Holy whips Onslaught into the ropes. Most Holy uses a kick to the midsection on Onslaught. Most Holy whips Onslaught into the ropes, but Onslaught reverses it. Onslaught goes for an abdominal stretch, but Most Holy counters it with a hiptoss. Most Holy goes for a jumping DDT, but Onslaught counters it with a small package. Nick Patrick counts: One, kickout. Onslaught tags out to Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz hits Most Holy with an inverted power bomb. Malik Shabazz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Malik Shabazz takes Most Holy down with a dropkick. Most Holy begs off. Malik Shabazz tags out to Onslaught. Onslaught takes Most Holy down with a double arm DDT. Onslaught leaves the ring. He returns with the Wooden chair. Onslaught tags out to Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator hits a forearm smash on Most Holy. Smooth Operator goes for a headbutt, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy tags out to Onslaught. Onslaught hits Smooth Operator with an inverted DDT. Onslaught hits him with the Wooden chair. Nick Patrick throws the Wooden chair out of the ring. Onslaught tags out to Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz goes for a senton, but Smooth Operator rolls out of the way. Smooth Operator executes a diving headbutt on Malik Shabazz. Smooth Operator tags out to Onslaught. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning heel kick, but Onslaught ducks out of the way. Nick Patrick removes the chair from the ring. Onslaught goes for a backspin DDT, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Malik Shabazz whips Onslaught into the turnbuckle. Malik Shabazz runs shoulder-first into the corner. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Onslaught hits Malik Shabazz with an elbow. Onslaught executes an inverted DDT on Malik Shabazz. Onslaught runs into the ropes. Onslaught hits Malik Shabazz with a shoulderblock. Onslaught gives him a gutwrench suplex, but Malik Shabazz doesn't budge. Onslaught goes for a flying lariat, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a powerslam. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz hits Onslaught with a Frankensteiner. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz puts Onslaught in a scorpion deathlock. Onslaught reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Malik Shabazz attempts to place Onslaught on the turnbuckle, but Onslaught blocks it. Malik Shabazz takes Onslaught down with a flying somersault neckbreaker. Malik Shabazz takes Onslaught down with a spinning heel kick. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits a spinning heel kick on Onslaught. Malik Shabazz leaves the ring. He returns with a wrench. Malik Shabazz whips Onslaught into the ropes, but Onslaught reverses it. Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning heel kick, but Onslaught blocks it. Onslaught punches Malik Shabazz. Onslaught hits Malik Shabazz. Onslaught chops Malik Shabazz. Onslaught hits Malik Shabazz with a series of headbutts to the head. Onslaught kicks Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz hits Onslaught. Onslaught kicks Malik Shabazz. Onslaught chops Malik Shabazz. Onslaught punches Malik Shabazz. Onslaught tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy goes for a chokehold, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a facerake. Malik Shabazz takes a swing at Most Holy with the wrench, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the wrench from him. Most Holy hits him with the wrench. Nick Patrick throws the wrench out of the ring. Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a kneelift. Malik Shabazz hits a pumphandle slam on Most Holy. Malik Shabazz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Malik Shabazz takes Most Holy down with a frog splash. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up. Malik Shabazz whips Most Holy into the ropes. Malik Shabazz misses with a kick. Malik Shabazz hits a dropkick on Most Holy. Malik Shabazz tags out to Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator hits Most Holy with a European uppercut. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Most Holy throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy is handed a ringside steps. Most Holy hits him with the ringside steps. Most Holy executes a Hotshot on Smooth Operator. Nick Patrick counts: 1. Most Holy reenters the ring. Smooth Operator follows him back in. Smooth Operator brings the the ringside steps into the ring. Smooth Operator whips him into a ringside steps. Smooth Operator uses a headbutt on Most Holy. Smooth Operator goes for a front facelock, but Most Holy counters it with a backdrop. Most Holy hits him with the ringside steps. Most Holy throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Nick Patrick counts: one, two, Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy misses with an elbow. Smooth Operator goes for an armdrag takedown, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy tags out to Malik Shabazz. Max - Generation X members about to go at it!!! BTW, am I the only one who sees no point to the Outlawz Immortals hanging around with Gen X_Smooth only bogs them down. Malik Shabazz hits a dropkick on Smooth Operator. Malik Shabazz nails Smooth Operator with the Doctor Bomb. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz catches Smooth Operator in a scorpion deathlock. Malik Shabazz lets go after 15 seconds. Malik Shabazz nails Smooth Operator with the Doctor Bomb. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up. Both Qetesh and Miss Jacqueline jump up on the apron. Nick Patrick tries to send them back down. Malik Shabazz catches Smooth Operator in an octopus hold. There is no referee there to ask Smooth Operator. Nick Patrick is back on the job. Smooth Operator is struggling to reach the ropes. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Malik Shabazz punches Smooth Operator. Malik Shabazz chops Smooth Operator. Malik Shabazz whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Smooth Operator and Malik Shabazz get hit with a double clothesline. Smooth Operator takes Malik Shabazz down with a flying lariat. Smooth Operator whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes, but Malik Shabazz reverses it. Smooth Operator uses an enzuilariato on Malik Shabazz. Smooth Operator uses a Hotshot on Malik Shabazz. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Max - And he wonders why he sucks_ Smooth Operator nails Malik Shabazz with a legsweep faceslam. Smooth Operator goes for a reverse flying elbowdrop, but Malik Shabazz rolls out of the way. Malik Shabazz is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a faceslam. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits a short lariat on Malik Shabazz. Nick Patrick counts: One, kickout. Smooth Operator whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Malik Shabazz misses with a clothesline. Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning heel kick, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator executes the Doctor Bomb on Malik Shabazz. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator complains about a slow count. Malik Shabazz hits Smooth Operator with an inside cradle. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Max - Malik almost made Smooth pay for complaining there. Malik Shabazz throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Malik Shabazz goes through the ropes. Malik Shabazz sets up a table. Nick Patrick counts: 1. Malik Shabazz throws Smooth Operator back into the ring. Malik Shabazz whips Smooth Operator into the turnbuckle. Malik Shabazz runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Smooth Operator lifts his knee. Smooth Operator uses a kneelift on Malik Shabazz. Smooth Operator goes for a headbutt, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Miss Jacqueline tries to interfere, but Qetesh prevents her from doing so. Malik Shabazz hits a DDT on Smooth Operator. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning heel kick, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator gives him a Hotshot, but Malik Shabazz doesn't budge. Smooth Operator nails Malik Shabazz with a legsweep faceslam. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, shoulder up. Nick Patrick removes the chair from the ring. Smooth Operator gives him a headbutt, but Malik Shabazz doesn't budge. Malik Shabazz hits Smooth Operator with a choke slam. Malik Shabazz whips Smooth Operator into the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Smooth Operator throws Malik Shabazz out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator knocks Malik Shabazz into the ringsteps. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Malik Shabazz. Smooth Operator throws Malik Shabazz back into the ring. Smooth Operator brings the table into the ring. Malik Shabazz hits the Doctor Bomb on Smooth Operator. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, in the ropes... Malik Shabazz gets a scorpion deathlock on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Malik Shabazz hits Smooth Operator with a flying somersault neckbreaker. Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Smooth Operator. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Smooth Operator's foot on the rope. Max - Jackie saves Smooth from a defeat to Shabazz. Malik Shabazz tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy whips Smooth Operator into the turnbuckle. Most Holy charges in with a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator moves out of the way. Smooth Operator hits Most Holy. Smooth Operator hits Most Holy. Smooth Operator chops Most Holy. Most Holy punches Smooth Operator. Most Holy chops Smooth Operator. Most Holy gives the sign for the Holy Roller. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Smooth Operator. Most Holy goes for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, three. Smooth Operator has been eliminated. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:13:26 Max - And Smoothie falls to The Holy Roller_Damn it, I still don_t know how Holy pulled this off. Just 2 weeks ago he was the equilivelent of a vegetable. Holy and Shabazz are about to lock up_ They lock up. Most Holy whips Malik Shabazz into the turnbuckle. Most Holy nails Malik Shabazz with a clothesline. Most Holy whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Most Holy with a clothesline. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Malik Shabazz with a kick. Most Holy uses a belly-to-back suplex on Malik Shabazz. Most Holy whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes, but Malik Shabazz reverses it. Malik Shabazz misses with a clothesline. Malik Shabazz hits a spinning mule kick on Most Holy. Malik Shabazz sets up Most Holy on the table. Malik Shabazz tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but he blocks it. Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Malik Shabazz whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy hits Malik Shabazz with a kick. Most Holy is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Most Holy hits Malik Shabazz with a kick. Most Holy uses a double-axhandle chop on Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz takes Most Holy down with a Frankensteiner. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, shoulder up. Malik Shabazz goes for an inverted power bomb, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy executes a flying clothesline on Malik Shabazz. Most Holy sets up Malik Shabazz on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Malik Shabazz through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Max - Big mistake by The Mostest as he goes crashing through yet another table. Malik Shabazz goes for a running powerslam, but Most Holy slides down his back. Most Holy puts Malik Shabazz in an abdominal stretch. Malik Shabazz is struggling to reach the ropes. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Most Holy tags out to Onslaught. Onslaught goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Malik Shabazz chops Onslaught. Malik Shabazz chops Onslaught. Malik Shabazz punches Onslaught. Onslaught hits Malik Shabazz. Onslaught chops Malik Shabazz. Onslaught hits a bodyslam on Malik Shabazz. Onslaught whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes, but Malik Shabazz reverses it. Malik Shabazz and Onslaught get hit with a double clothesline. Malik Shabazz hits Onslaught. Malik Shabazz chops Onslaught. Malik Shabazz whips Onslaught into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Onslaught with a backdrop. Malik Shabazz is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz whips Onslaught into the ropes, but Onslaught reverses it. Malik Shabazz misses with a shoulderblock. Onslaught uses a lariat on Malik Shabazz. Onslaught whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Malik Shabazz takes Onslaught down with a spinning heel kick. Malik Shabazz tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy executes a double-axhandle chop on Onslaught. Most Holy gets a chokehold on Onslaught. Onslaught tries to escape the hold. Onslaught reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Most Holy takes Onslaught down with a knee to the back. Most Holy is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy uses a Hotshot on Onslaught. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits a clothesline on Onslaught. Most Holy hits a superkick on Onslaught. Most Holy goes for a figure-four leglock, but Onslaught blocks it. Onslaught hits a gutwrench suplex on Most Holy. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Onslaught goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy takes Onslaught down with a clothesline. Most Holy whips Onslaught into the ropes, but Onslaught reverses it. Onslaught nails Most Holy with a Soviet suplex. Onslaught tags out to Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz puts Most Holy in a figure-four leglock. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy's shoulders are on the mat. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Max - Holy barely gets a shoulderup. Most Holy tries to escape the hold. Most Holy breaks the hold after 15 seconds. Most Holy whips Malik Shabazz into the turnbuckle. Most Holy goes for an abdominal stretch, but Malik Shabazz counters it with an elbowsmash. Malik Shabazz whips Most Holy into the ropes. Most Holy hits Malik Shabazz with an elbow. Most Holy nails Malik Shabazz with an enzuigiri. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Malik Shabazz with a clothesline. Malik Shabazz falls out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Nick Patrick counts: 1. Most Holy knocks Malik Shabazz into the ringsteps. Most Holy is handed a toilet seat. Most Holy hits him with the toilet seat. Max - That has to be my favorite foreign object, the good ole_ tiolet seat. Most Holy executes a Hotshot on Malik Shabazz. Most Holy takes Malik Shabazz down with neck-scissors. Nick Patrick counts: 2. Most Holy throws Malik Shabazz back into the ring. Most Holy gives the sign for the Holy Roller. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Malik Shabazz. Most Holy goes for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, Qetesh distracts Nick Patrick. Max - Qetesh makes the save after The Holy Roller. Most Holy whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Most Holy executes an enzuigiri on Malik Shabazz. Most Holy whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Malik Shabazz takes Most Holy down with a spinning heel kick. Malik Shabazz climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Most Holy nails him in the stomach. Malik Shabazz falls onto the top turnbuckle. Most Holy hits a top-rope DDT on Malik Shabazz. There is no referee to count. Max - Patrick is such a douche_ Nick Patrick is back on the job. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, Qetesh distracts Nick Patrick. Most Holy whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning heel kick, but Most Holy blocks it. Nick Patrick is back on the job. Most Holy tags out to Onslaught. Onslaught goes for a forearm to the back, but Malik Shabazz side-steps and Onslaught only hits air. Malik Shabazz nails Onslaught with the Doctor Bomb. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Malik Shabazz gives the sign for the Freedom Fall. Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Onslaught. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, The Mistress distracts Nick Patrick. Max - And another manager saves their wrestler after a finisher_I see a trend here. Malik Shabazz tags out to Most Holy. Onslaught breaks a wooden chair over his opponent's head. He goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Onslaught with the Mace. Before Zoe Burgess connects, Onslaught moves out of the way. Zoe Burgess hits Most Holy. Max - The Dyke wallops Holy_Serves her right for getting involved. This match has seen to much interference already. Onslaught throws Zoe Burgess over the top rope. Onslaught executes a German suplex on Most Holy. There is no referee to count. Max - Patrick needs to get his head out of his ass_ Nick Patrick is back on the job. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Onslaught takes Most Holy down with fireman's carry into diamond cutter. Onslaught hits a flying lariat on Most Holy. Onslaught climbs to the middle rope and stares at the crowd. Onslaught goes for the The Mind Blast, but Zoe Burgess shoves him off the turnbuckle. Max - SURPRISE!!! A Manager Save!!! Most Holy executes a belly-to-back suplex on Onslaught. Most Holy executes a forearm to the back on Onslaught. Most Holy is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Most Holy hits Onslaught with a jumping DDT. Most Holy tags out to Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz throws Onslaught out of the ring. Malik Shabazz goes through the ropes. Malik Shabazz is handed a prosthetic leg. Malik Shabazz hits him with the prosthetic leg. They're brawling inside the ring area. Onslaught grabs the prosthetic leg from him. Onslaught uses a jack-knife power bomb on Malik Shabazz. Nick Patrick counts: 1. Onslaught executes a fisherman suplex on Malik Shabazz. The Mistress comes from behind, but Malik Shabazz nails The Mistress. Max - What is it with Malik??? He must get off on hitting women. First Lollipop and now this bitch. Nick Patrick counts: 2. Onslaught hits him with the prosthetic leg. Onslaught throws Malik Shabazz back into the ring. Onslaught brings the the prosthetic leg into the ring. Malik Shabazz nails Onslaught with a DDT. Malik Shabazz catches Onslaught in a dragon sleeper. Onslaught is valiantly trying to break the hold. Onslaught is inching his way towards the ropes. Onslaught is writhing in pain. Nick Patrick asks Onslaught if he's had enough. Onslaught shakes his head. Onslaught is inching his way towards the ropes. Onslaught reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. Malik Shabazz goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Onslaught blocks it. Onslaught whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes, but Malik Shabazz reverses it. Malik Shabazz hits Onslaught with a clothesline. Malik Shabazz catches Onslaught in an octopus hold. Onslaught is valiantly trying to break the hold. Onslaught summons one last burst of energy. Onslaught submits after 14 seconds. Onslaught has been eliminated. The winner is Malik Shabazz. Time of match: 0:25:09 Max - THE DREADED OCTOPUS HOLD!!! Well Onslaught doesn_t suck_Lord no. This match is continuing and The Mostest and Malik battle it out for the right to face Thompson. They lock up. Malik Shabazz hits him with a prosthetic leg. Most Holy is busted wide open. Malik Shabazz nails Most Holy with a dropkick. Malik Shabazz hits him with a prosthetic leg. Malik Shabazz uses an inverted power bomb on Most Holy. Malik Shabazz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Malik Shabazz takes Most Holy down with a dropkick. Malik Shabazz whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Malik Shabazz hits a running neckbreaker drop on Most Holy. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz hits Most Holy with a low blow. Max - A blow to the Holy Jewels. Malik Shabazz goes for a facebite, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy chokes him with a prosthetic leg. Most Holy gives him a chop, but Malik Shabazz doesn't even care. Most Holy throws Malik Shabazz out of the ring. Nick Patrick counts: one, two, three, four, five, Malik Shabazz reenters the ring. Most Holy takes Malik Shabazz down with a clothesline. Most Holy is bleeding like a faucet. Most Holy executes an enzuigiri on Malik Shabazz. Most Holy is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy nails Malik Shabazz with a flying clothesline. Malik Shabazz sets up the chair. Malik Shabazz hits Most Holy with a choke slam onto the chair. Malik Shabazz goes for a frog splash, but Most Holy rolls out of the way. Most Holy is going for the pin. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy gives him a kick to the head, but Malik Shabazz doesn't budge. Most Holy goes for an abdominal stretch, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a hiptoss. Malik Shabazz puts Most Holy in a scorpion deathlock. Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Malik Shabazz gives the sign for the Freedom Fall. Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Most Holy. Nick Patrick counts: One, two, three. Most Holy has been eliminated. The winner is Malik Shabazz. Time of match: 0:27:46 Max - DAMN!!! The Freedom fall ,for out of nowhere, and Holy is down for the three count. Malik Shabazz will now face the tournament king ,Ricky Thompson in the finals. I have to give the edge to Thompson given his incredible past record in tournaments. Well next we have a Scaffold Match pitting "Brought to you by Pepsi One" Shawn Michaels of RDX and "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris!!! This should be good_ ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Scaffold-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Abe Vigoda and Alex DiGiacomo... Hailing from San Antonio, TX... Weighing in at 249 pounds... "Brought to you by Pepsi One" Shawn Michaels His opponent... Led to the ring by Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson... From Cleveland, Ohio... Weighing in at 237 pounds... "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris They lock up. Mark Paris hits an avalanche on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels begs off. Mark Paris gets a chokehold on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels breaks the hold 5 seconds. Mark Paris takes Shawn Michaels down with a Death Valley Driver. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. Mark Paris goes for a figure-four leglock, but Shawn Michaels kicks him off. Shawn Michaels hits Mark Paris with a clothesline. Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!". Max - ___WHAT?!?!? I_m not gonna say anything_God Damnit_V-ma_ [The camera quickly cuts back to the ring.] Shawn Michaels goes for a piledriver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris hits Shawn Michaels with a bodyslam. Mark Paris hits an avalanche on Shawn Michaels. Mark Paris gets an abdominal stretch on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels is valiantly trying to break the hold. Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Mark Paris hits Shawn Michaels with an armbreaker. Mark Paris uses a Death Valley Driver on Shawn Michaels. Max - That scaffold is dangerously unstable. Both men have to be careful to keep there balance. Shawn Michaels is busted wide open. Mark Paris nails Shawn Michaels with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. Mark Paris goes for an avalanche, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a kick to the head. Mark Paris begs off. Max - Shades of The Nature Boy. Shawn Michaels goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mark Paris counters it with a dragon screw. Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Shawn Michaels side-steps and Mark Paris only hits air. Shawn Michaels takes Mark Paris down with a kneelift. Shawn Michaels hits Mark Paris. Mark Paris hits Shawn Michaels. Mark Paris hits Shawn Michaels. Mark Paris chops Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels hits Mark Paris. Mark Paris punches Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels hits Mark Paris. Mark Paris chops Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels chops Mark Paris. Shawn Michaels punches Mark Paris. Shawn Michaels goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris hits Shawn Michaels with a belly-to-belly suplex. Shawn Michaels begs off. Mark Paris nails Shawn Michaels with an earringer. Mark Paris puts Shawn Michaels in an abdominal stretch. Shawn Michaels breaks the hold 5 seconds. Mark Paris uses a elevating DDT on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels begs off. Mark Paris goes for a sleeperhold, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels uses a kneelift on Mark Paris. Shawn Michaels uses a forearm smash on Mark Paris. Shawn Michaels executes a vertical suplex on Mark Paris. Shawn Michaels takes Mark Paris down with a piledriver. Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!". Shawn Michaels uses a moonsault bodyblock on Mark Paris. Max - Umm_That was interesting considering this match is on a Scaffold. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels takes Mark Paris down with a reverse neckbreaker. Mark Paris hits a Samoan Drop on Shawn Michaels. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels tries to escape the hold. Shawn Michaels is inching his way towards the ropes. Shawn Michaels tries to fight the pain. Mark Paris lets go after 18 seconds. Max - Michaels is out_ Mark Paris tries to throw Shawn Michaels off the Scaffold. Shawn Michaels has fallen off. Shawn Michaels crashs through the 4 stacked tables. The medics carry Shawn Michaels to the back. The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:05:33 Max - DAMN!!!!! Michaels just fell right through those 4 tables!!! The Impact was tremoundous. And Paris picks up the victory and continues his winning ways on his march back to the World Title. You know he keeps this up, and the shot after Shabazz could go to him. Of course if Payne loses the title tonight then he should by all rights be the number one contender_But you never know. Well now we will decide who is the next man to get a World Title shot. We have Generation X_s own Malik Shabazz vs. The Corporation_s Ravishing Ricky Thompson. Let_s go to the ring. ~~~~~ Ricky Thompson vs Malik Shabazz They lock up. Malik Shabazz hits Ricky Thompson. Malik Shabazz punches Ricky Thompson. Malik Shabazz nails Ricky Thompson with a running powerslam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz hits Ricky Thompson with a spinning heel kick. Ricky Thompson bumps into Derek Aston. Malik Shabazz yell "FREEDOM!". Shannon Starr tries to interfere, but Qetesh prevents her from doing so. Malik Shabazz goes for a DDT, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Ricky Thompson hits Malik Shabazz with an Aztecan suplex. There is no referee to count. Ricky Thompson hits Malik Shabazz. Ricky Thompson punches Malik Shabazz. Ricky Thompson hits Malik Shabazz. Ricky Thompson whips Malik Shabazz into the turnbuckle. Ricky Thompson goes for a back heel kick, but Malik Shabazz ducks out of the way. Malik Shabazz uses a dropkick on Ricky Thompson. Derek Aston is back on the job. Malik Shabazz puts Ricky Thompson in an octopus hold. Ricky Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Malik Shabazz gets a bearhug on Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson is struggling to reach the ropes. Ricky Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Malik Shabazz executes a DDT on Ricky Thompson. Malik Shabazz uses a running powerslam on Ricky Thompson. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz uses a senton on Ricky Thompson. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz complains about a slow count. Malik Shabazz nails Ricky Thompson with a dropkick. Malik Shabazz hits Ricky Thompson with a senton. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Malik Shabazz executes a frog splash on Ricky Thompson. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Max - Wow, I never knew Shabazz could fly like that_ Onslaught and Smooth Operator come to ringside. Max - A pair of douches have come to ringside. Malik Shabazz uses a dropkick on Ricky Thompson. Malik Shabazz is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Malik Shabazz hits an inverted power bomb on Ricky Thompson. Malik Shabazz locks Ricky Thompson in a bearhug. Ricky Thompson is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ricky Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Malik Shabazz uses a running powerslam on Ricky Thompson. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Malik Shabazz goes for a running powerslam, but Ricky Thompson counters it with a choke sleeper. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Ricky Thompson locks Malik Shabazz in an abdominal stretch. Malik Shabazz is struggling to reach the ropes. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Ricky Thompson goes for a charging axhandle bodyblock, but Malik Shabazz side-steps and Ricky Thompson only hits air. Malik Shabazz yell "FREEDOM!". Malik Shabazz nails Ricky Thompson with a Northern Lights bomb. Malik Shabazz goes for a figure-four leglock, but Ricky Thompson kicks him off. Ricky Thompson catches Malik Shabazz in the torture rack. Malik Shabazz breaks the hold after 7 seconds. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Malik Shabazz in the back with a chair. Ricky Thompson punches Malik Shabazz. Ricky Thompson kicks Malik Shabazz. Ricky Thompson gets an achilles tendon hold on Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Ricky Thompson goes for the Liger Rack, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Malik Shabazz hits Ricky Thompson with an inverted power bomb. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Ricky Thompson with a shoulderblock. Malik Shabazz goes for a dragon sleeper, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Ricky Thompson chops Malik Shabazz. Ricky Thompson kicks Malik Shabazz. Ricky Thompson executes a double underhook piledriver on Malik Shabazz. Ricky Thompson nails Malik Shabazz with a charging axhandle bodyblock. Ricky Thompson uses Sky High on Malik Shabazz. Max - Shades of_ummm D-Lo Brown??? Somehow that doesn_t sound right. Ricky Thompson hits Malik Shabazz with a belly-to-back suplex. Ricky Thompson gets a camel clutch on Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Ricky Thompson catches Malik Shabazz in a Sammartino backbreaker. Malik Shabazz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malik Shabazz tries to escape the hold. Malik Shabazz is inching his way towards the ropes. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Ricky Thompson rakes Malik Shabazz's face across the cage. Ricky Thompson whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Ricky Thompson hits Malik Shabazz with a gorilla press slam. Ricky Thompson goes for Corporate Punishment, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Max - Too many finishers_The Corporate Punishment. I never knew that one existed. Malik Shabazz rakes Ricky Thompson's face across the cage. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Ricky Thompson with a shoulderblock. Malik Shabazz gets an octopus hold on Ricky Thompson. Ricky Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Malik Shabazz uses a running powerslam on Ricky Thompson. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Ricky Thompson with a kick. Malik Shabazz attempts to place Ricky Thompson on the turnbuckle, but Ricky Thompson blocks it. Malik Shabazz uses a spinning mule kick on Ricky Thompson. Malik Shabazz nails Ricky Thompson with a flying somersault neckbreaker. Ricky Thompson whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Ricky Thompson hits Malik Shabazz with a backdrop. Ricky Thompson puts Malik Shabazz in a choke lift. Malik Shabazz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Malik Shabazz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Ricky Thompson grinds Malik Shabazz's face across the cage. The Xtreme Killers come to Ringside. Max - The XWA has arrived. Ricky Thompson runs into the ropes. Ricky Thompson misses with an elbow. Malik Shabazz throws Ricky Thompson to the outside. Bryant Edwards nails Ricky Thompson with The Final Goodbye. Derrick Reed throws Ricky Thompson back in the ring. The Xtreme Killers enter the ring. Bryant Edwards hits Malik Shabazz with a flapjack into a Diamond Cutter. Bryant Edwards hits Derek Aston with a Death Valley Driver. Derrick Reed places Ricky Thompson on the top-turnbuckle. Derrick Reed and Bryant Edwards hit Ricky Thompson with The Pretty Boys Nightmare. Bryant Edwards places Malik Shabazz on top of Ricky Thompson. The Xtreme Killers leave the ring. Derek Aston is back on the job. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The winner is Malik Shabazz. Time of match: 0:09:28 Max - AND THE XTREME KILLERS COST THOMPSON A SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE!!! Oh man_They laid waste to everyone in that ring. Thompson is out. The ref is down. Shabazz is down_The Xtreme Killers are definitely a force to be reckoned with. Oh yeah_Why the f*** were Smooth and Onslaught there??? They didn_t do a damn thing. Anyways_ The LPB will be looking for revenge_But they can_t be too upset. They did walk away with The Tag Team Titles. Well up next is a match you_ve all been waiting for. The 8 man Bridge Match. It features Brad Steel, "El Douche" Griffin, "The Corporate Enforcer" Bill Goldberg, Sebastian Cage, Man Mountain Rock, XWAer Baine Clark, Smooth Operator, and the reiging IC Champ_I feel dirty saying that_Vengeance. Let_s go out to the Bridge where_WHO IS STANDING BY??? Oh my god_ [The camera cuts to the bridge_] (The scene changes to a small ravine in an unnamed location. A large wooden bridge has been built in between two small cliffs. There are no fans here...no one...except for our two announcers, who are standing on the bridge as the camera zooms in.) Bruce Buffer: Hi, I'm Bruce Buffer. We are here, in our unnamed location, for the most dangerous match in all of Professional Wrestling: the Bridge Match. Bridge matches in the AGW have been the most dangerous, the most awe-inspiring, and the most monumental matches in the history of the league. Tonight's match promises to be great, as we take eight of the best wrestlers in the AGW and put them on our recently erected... John Perretti: Did someone say erected? I'm John Perretti. Buffer: I was talking about the bridge, you jerk. It's about a 25 foot fall to the safety nets...and if you happened to miss those... Perretti: Let's not talk about that. These boys are tough, they're in tip-top shape, and I'm sure that tragedy will not strike tonight. Buffer: So, the eight combatants are Brad Steel, Bill Goldberg, Vengeance, Man Mountain Rock, Smooth Operator, Griffin, Baine Clark, and Sebastian Cage. Who do you like in this matchup, John? Perretti: It's hard to pick one of these boys over another. What these boys don't realize right now is that their wrestling ability will take them only so far. The boy who wins this match will have demonstrated more than superior skill...they'll have shown intense guts and a huge will to win. Buffer: Well, we are now leaving the bridge as a crane will take us to a aerial shot of the bridge. The wrestlers are starting to arrive on the scene...they have all been bussed in courtesy of Greyhound...Greyhound, only $69 for a one way trip to anywhere in the Continental US...and our bathrooms are becoming more sanitary everyday... Perretti: I have great memories of Greyhound bus bathrooms... Buffer: I bet you do. Well, all of the wrestlers are now here and surveying the bridge. They all look nervous, but anxious to start this. Hmmm...looks like there's a problem down there. Let's check this out... Sebastian Cage- Lydia Johnson this is the night that the 'International' Superstar get's his oppurtunity to Put himself back in the record Book's but you already start him off with bad luck by not having my Jacket Ready? I thought we had an agreement? I guess then this match will have wait awhile, cuz i ain't leavin to i see The International Jacket! *Lydia comes running out, Jacket inhand and in looking very distraught* Lydia Johnson- *phew* Made it, i was busy putting the finishing touches on your jacket. here you go, quit your whining and Go Win the Intercontinental Title! *Helps Sebastian put the jacket on* Sebastian- Impressive I guess all you 'Little' People don't have rocks for brians afterall, you came through when i needed you. Next time Lydia please be prompt! Buffer: That was...strange...John Perretti will now start this match. Perretti: (with a bullhorn) OKAY BOYS...YOU BOYS KNOW THE RULES...HAIRPULLING, EYE GOUGING...TAUNTING...SISSY SLAPPING...SEXY DANCING...ALL NOT ONLY ALLOWED, BUT ENCOURAGED!!! KNOCK EACH OTHER OFF THIS BRIDGE, LAST ONE WINS! Buffer (with his head in his hands): My god...whatever that was, looks like we're ready to kick this off...everyone's by themselves here, except Cage brought his International Cage Brigade...apparently, they've never seen where the middle of nowhere is before. Perretti: Those boys are so funny! I love all those boys! Buffer: Just the boys? Perretti: All I noticed were the boys... They lock up. Sebastian Cage punches Bill Goldberg. Sebastian Cage punches Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg chops Sebastian Cage. Bill Goldberg kicks Sebastian Cage. Bill Goldberg and Brad Steel whip Sebastian Cage into the ropes. They hit Sebastian Cage with a double fist to the midsection. Bill Goldberg catches Sebastian Cage in the DDT into a front headlock. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bill Goldberg pulls on the ropes and sticks his tongue out. Bill Goldberg hits Sebastian Cage with a pumphandle slam. Bill Goldberg is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bill Goldberg goes for a cradle DDT, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage nails Bill Goldberg with a slingshot clothesline. Sebastian Cage catches Bill Goldberg in an octopus hold. Bill Goldberg tries to escape the hold. Bill Goldberg reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Sebastian Cage uses a slingshot clothesline on Bill Goldberg. Sebastian Cage hits spinning headscissors on Bill Goldberg. Sebastian Cage takes Bill Goldberg down with an armdrag takedown. Sebastian Cage kicks Bill Goldberg. Sebastian Cage punches Bill Goldberg. Sebastian Cage chops Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg chops Sebastian Cage. Bill Goldberg whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage runs shoulder-first into the corner. Sebastian Cage goes for a German suplex, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a go-behind. Bill Goldberg locks Sebastian Cage in an achilles tendon hold. Sebastian Cage is struggling to reach the ropes. Bill Goldberg lets go after 11 seconds. Buffer: Cage and Goldberg are showing the early aggressiveness. Perretti: These boys want each other so bad they can taste it... Buffer: Um...that sounded bad...but they are coming out rather fast, we'll see if that will hurt them in the long run... Bill Goldberg throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring. Bill Goldberg goes through the ropes. Griffin comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin nails Sebastian Cage with a flying fistdrop. Bill Goldberg gets an airplane spin on Sebastian Cage. Griffin takes Sebastian Cage down with a back heel kick. Bill Goldberg puts Sebastian Cage in an airplane spin. Griffin executes a football tackle on Sebastian Cage. Bill Goldberg executes a lariat on Sebastian Cage. Bill Goldberg sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sebastian Cage goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a guillotine choke. Bill Goldberg hits Sebastian Cage with the T-bone suplex. Bill Goldberg knocks Sebastian Cage into the ringsteps. Griffin comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin takes Sebastian Cage down with a football tackle. Bill Goldberg catches Sebastian Cage in an airplane spin. Griffin uses a flying fistdrop on Sebastian Cage. Bill Goldberg catches Sebastian Cage in an airplane spin. Bill Goldberg knocks Sebastian Cage into the ringsteps. Buffer: In a VERY strange twist, Goldberg and Griffin are actually teaming up on Sebastian Cage! Perretti: Oooh...a threesome... Buffer: Oh man...this could be a long match... Griffin comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin hits a flying fistdrop on Sebastian Cage. Bill Goldberg goes for an airplane spin, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a facerake. Sebastian Cage hits Bill Goldberg with a DDT. Sebastian Cage whips Bill Goldberg into the guardrail. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator goes for a short lariat, but Bill Goldberg blocks it. Griffin uses a back suplex on Smooth Operator. Griffin knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Bill Goldberg comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage comes over and lays out Bill Goldberg. Sebastian Cage goes for a kick to the head, but Griffin ducks out of the way. Griffin executes a forearm smash on Smooth Operator. Griffin reenters the ring. Smooth Operator follows him back in. Griffin kicks Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator hits Griffin. Griffin punches Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator kicks Griffin. Griffin hits Smooth Operator. (Man Mountain Rock and Griffin are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock goes for a roundhouse right, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin kicks Man Mountain Rock. Griffin chops Man Mountain Rock. Griffin chops Man Mountain Rock. Griffin runs into the ropes. Griffin hits Man Mountain Rock with a kick. Griffin runs into the ropes. Griffin goes for a football tackle, but Man Mountain Rock counters it with a DDT. Buffer: And now things are starting to heat up a bit. A few of our competitors still look a little stunned at the sight of the bridge, but they've started to get over their fears and get into the match. Perretti: Well, all you have to do is make the boy forget about the fears, forget about the taboos, and they'll get into gear for you...and they'll be thankful for the opportunity... Buffer: You have this knack for saying things that are totally... Perretti: INAPPROPRIATE!!! Buffer: You got it. (Smooth Operator and Brad Steel are going at it.) Smooth Operator whips Brad Steel into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Brad Steel lifts his knee. Brad Steel uses a DDT on Smooth Operator. (Man Mountain Rock and Vengeance are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock whips Vengeance into the ropes. Vengeance hits a flying forearm on Man Mountain Rock. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. (Man Mountain Rock and Baine Clark are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock goes for a DDT, but Baine Clark counters it with a small package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Baine Clark throws Man Mountain Rock out of the ring. Baine Clark goes through the ropes. Baine Clark hits an enzuigiri to the face on Man Mountain Rock. Baine Clark whips Man Mountain Rock into the guardrail. Baine Clark executes a 450 splash on Man Mountain Rock. Griffin comes over to make it two-on-one. Vengeance comes over, but gets cut off. Griffin goes for a backbreaker, but Man Mountain Rock blocks it. Man Mountain Rock is handed a broom stick. Man Mountain Rock hits him with the broom stick. Man Mountain Rock whips Baine Clark into the guardrail. Man Mountain Rock hits Baine Clark with an elbowdrop. Man Mountain Rock whips Baine Clark into the guardrail. Vengeance comes over to make it two-on-one. Slick comes from behind, but Baine Clark nails Slick. Man Mountain Rock executes a back suplex on Baine Clark. Slick comes from behind, but Baine Clark nails Slick. Man Mountain Rock hits him with the broom stick. Man Mountain Rock throws Baine Clark back into the ring. Man Mountain Rock and Vengeance whip Baine Clark into the ropes. They hit Baine Clark with a double fist to the midsection. Man Mountain Rock throws Baine Clark out of the ring. Man Mountain Rock goes through the ropes. Man Mountain Rock goes for a kick to the head, but Baine Clark blocks it. Baine Clark hits Man Mountain Rock with a spinning heel kick. Baine Clark knocks Man Mountain Rock into the ringsteps. Griffin comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin goes for a back heel kick, but Man Mountain Rock counters it with a low blow. Man Mountain Rock reenters the ring. Baine Clark follows him back in. Man Mountain Rock nails Baine Clark with a faceslam. Man Mountain Rock is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Man Mountain Rock and Vengeance whip Baine Clark into the ropes. They hit Baine Clark with a double fist to the midsection. Griffin comes over and lays out Vengeance. Buffer: Something strange is going on down there... Perretti: (Looking at his lap) You can see that? Buffer: Um...I was talking about under the bridge...let's check our cameras down there... (The camera switches to under the bridge, where we can see Lydia and Malaysia, part of Sebastian Cage's Brigade, trying to climb the side of the bridge! Malaysia gets about halfway up the bridge, then yells to Lydia, who tosses her a chair. She tosses the chair up to Sebastian. He grabs the chair, then proceeds to level Smooth Operator, Baine Clark, and Man Mountain Rock with it before throwing it off the bridge onto the safety net.) Buffer: Now that is just plain wrong. Cage gets the chair from his little entourage. What a bunch of... Perretti: Those boys are crafty... Buffer: They weren't even boys... Perretti: Whatever...back to the match, these boys are hot! Griffin uses a backbreaker on Man Mountain Rock. Baine Clark takes Man Mountain Rock down with a spinning DDT. Baine Clark whips Man Mountain Rock into the ropes. Baine Clark misses with a shoulderblock. Baine Clark hits Man Mountain Rock with a choke slam. Baine Clark whips Man Mountain Rock into the ropes. Baine Clark hits a back elbow on Man Mountain Rock. Baine Clark hits a flying senton on Man Mountain Rock. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Baine Clark gives the sign for the Muscle Failure. Baine Clark executes the Muscle Failure on Man Mountain Rock. Man Mountain Rock is valiantly trying to break the hold. Man Mountain Rock breaks the hold after 10 seconds. (Bill Goldberg and Vengeance are going at it.) Bill Goldberg nails Vengeance with a backward kick. Bill Goldberg hits a low blow on Vengeance. Bill Goldberg executes a DDT on Vengeance. Bill Goldberg whips Vengeance into the turnbuckle. Vengeance comes back and rocks Bill Goldberg with an elbow. Vengeance throws Bill Goldberg out of the ring. Vengeance goes through the ropes. Man Mountain Rock comes over to make it two-on-one. Man Mountain Rock takes Bill Goldberg down with a lariat. Vengeance goes for a German suplex, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a go-behind. Bill Goldberg executes an enzuigiri to the face on Vengeance. Bill Goldberg reenters the ring. Vengeance follows him back in. Bill Goldberg goes for a Gorilla Press, but Vengeance counters it with a sunset flip. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Bill Goldberg whips Vengeance into the ropes. Bill Goldberg hits Vengeance with a clothesline. Bill Goldberg runs into the ropes. Vengeance uses a flying clothesline on Bill Goldberg. (Griffin and Brad Steel are going at it.) Griffin runs into the ropes. Brad Steel gives him a dropkick, but Griffin doesn't even care. Griffin goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brad Steel blocks it. Brad Steel whips Griffin into the turnbuckle. Brad Steel kicks Griffin. Brad Steel kicks Griffin. Brad Steel gives him Combantion of punches to head, but Griffin doesn't budge. Brad Steel throws Griffin out of the ring. Brad Steel goes through the ropes. Brad Steel hits Griffin with the Ace Crusher. Baine Clark comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage comes over, but gets cut off. Baine Clark hits Griffin with a clothesline. Brad Steel executes a belly-to-back suplex on Griffin. Baine Clark uses flapjack into diamond cutter on Griffin. Brad Steel goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin hits Brad Steel with a backbreaker. Griffin reenters the ring. Brad Steel follows him back in. Griffin goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brad Steel counters it with a legsweep. Brad Steel uses a punch on Griffin. Brad Steel throws Griffin out of the ring. Brad Steel goes for a plancha, but Griffin moves out of the way. Sebastian Cage comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage hits Brad Steel with a kick to the head. Griffin uses a bridging back suplex on Brad Steel. Buffer: Man...what is happening now? The match is going on, and suddenly Sebastian starts cheating like mad, and Brad Steel is starting to get torked about it. Shortly afterward, Sebastian and Vengeance tangle up. It's pretty evened at first, but thanks to Sebastian's sneaky tactics, he soon has the upperhand. When Vengeance finds himself in a jam, suddenly Brad Steel comes behind Sebastian and beats him off. After the fight goes on for a little while more, Sebastian is back at it, but this time with Brad Steel. Thanks again to Sebastian's sneaky ways, Brad finds himself fighting a losing battle. Then Sebastian gets the idea of throwing Brad off the bridge, so he picks up Brad, takes him to the edge of the bridge, and attempts to toss him over. But, Vengeance stops him by surprising him with a hard kick to the back of his head. Sebastian is momentarily stunned, and slumps over the side of the bridge. This, in turn, makes Brad Steel fall over the bridge, but luckily, he catches the edge of the bridge with his hands. Unfortunately, his grip doesn't last long and he soon starts falling again. But, Vengeance comes to Brad's rescue in the nick of time, reaching his hand out and catching Brad's hand, and he hoists Brad back onto the bridge. And the match continues.... Buffer: What the hell is going on right here? Perretti: Looks like those boys have formed an alliance. Buffer: It certainly does. A deadly and dangerous situation leads to unlikely teammates...Vengeance and Brad Steel are helping each other...this may be a major development...we'll watch it as the match goes on... Griffin nails Brad Steel with a kneedrop. Griffin throws Brad Steel back into the ring. Griffin hits a Samoan Drop on Brad Steel. Griffin whips Brad Steel into the turnbuckle. Griffin whips Brad Steel into the ropes. Brad Steel misses with an elbow. Brad Steel hits Griffin with a kick. Brad Steel hits Griffin with a dropkick. (Baine Clark and Vengeance are going at it.) Baine Clark goes for a jab, but Vengeance blocks it. Vengeance whips Baine Clark into the ropes, but Baine Clark reverses it. Vengeance hits Baine Clark with a clothesline. Vengeance goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Baine Clark blocks it. Baine Clark hits a fisherman buster on Vengeance. Baine Clark goes for a choke slam, but Vengeance blocks it. (Vengeance and Smooth Operator are going at it.) Vengeance runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator uses an armdrag takedown on Vengeance. (Smooth Operator and Griffin are going at it.) Smooth Operator nails Griffin with an enzuilariato. Smooth Operator takes Griffin down with a legsweep. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Griffin with an elbow. Smooth Operator hits Griffin with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin goes for a back suplex, but Smooth Operator blocks it. (Griffin and Bill Goldberg are going at it.) Griffin hits Bill Goldberg with a football tackle. (Bill Goldberg and Man Mountain Rock are going at it.) Bill Goldberg hits Man Mountain Rock with a backward kick. Bill Goldberg executes the Jackhammer on Man Mountain Rock. Bill Goldberg goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Vengeance makes the save. (Man Mountain Rock and Smooth Operator are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock executes a lariat on Smooth Operator. Man Mountain Rock is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Man Mountain Rock takes Smooth Operator down with a kick to the head. Man Mountain Rock plays his air guitar. Man Mountain Rock uses a kick to the head on Smooth Operator. (Griffin and Sebastian Cage are going at it.) Griffin hits Sebastian Cage with a Tombstone. Griffin executes the Cliff Hanger on Sebastian Cage. Griffin throws Sebastian Cage off the bridge. ** Sebastian Cage has been eliminated. Buffer: And Cage is tumbling through the air...let's hope... Perretti: Yes. That boy landed right in the middle of the safety net. Buffer: The International Cage Brigade is helping Sebastian Cage off the net. He looks fine...the only thing that he bruised was his ego. Perretti: So there's only seven boys left. He just couldn't handle all the action. Buffer: Well, he made enemies really quickly in the match, and it hurt him in the end. Perretti: It's never good to have all those boys all upset with you...it never pays off... (Griffin and Brad Steel are going at it.) Griffin executes a bridging back suplex on Brad Steel. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Griffin locks Brad Steel in a kneelock submission. Brad Steel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brad Steel is inching his way towards the ropes. Brad Steel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. (Smooth Operator and Bill Goldberg are going at it.) Smooth Operator goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Bill Goldberg counters it with a punch. (Smooth Operator and Vengeance are going at it.) Smooth Operator uses a Samoan Drop on Vengeance. (Brad Steel and Bill Goldberg are going at it.) Brad Steel uses an armdrag takedown on Bill Goldberg. (Griffin and Bill Goldberg are going at it.) Griffin takes Bill Goldberg down with an earringer. Griffin takes Bill Goldberg down with a Samoan Drop. Griffin goes for a roundhouse right, but Bill Goldberg blocks it. Bill Goldberg goes for a flying forearm, but Griffin ducks out of the way. (Smooth Operator and Vengeance are going at it.) Smooth Operator whips Vengeance into the ropes, but Vengeance reverses it. Smooth Operator takes Vengeance down with a flying lariat. (Smooth Operator and Griffin are going at it.) Smooth Operator hits a legsweep faceslam on Griffin. Smooth Operator whips Griffin into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Griffin with a clothesline. Smooth Operator goes for a figure-four leglock, but Griffin counters it with a small package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Griffin whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Smooth Operator misses with a clothesline. Smooth Operator hits Griffin with a shoulderblock. Smooth Operator whips Griffin into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator charges in with a clothesline, but Griffin moves out of the way. (Brad Steel and Man Mountain Rock are going at it.) Brad Steel and Bill Goldberg whip Man Mountain Rock into the ropes. Brad Steel and Bill Goldberg hit Man Mountain Rock with a double clothesline. Brad Steel executes an Exploder suplex on Man Mountain Rock. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Buffer: If you're wondering why our ref is counting the three count... Perretti: I am. What is that boy doing down there? Buffer: Well, technically, wrestlers CAN be eliminated by pinfall... Perretti: But what boy in his right mind would do that when you could throw someone off a bridge? Buffer: Exactly. Perretti: What? Vengeance comes over and lays out Bill Goldberg. Man Mountain Rock locks Brad Steel in an abdominal stretch. Brad Steel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brad Steel tries to escape the hold. Brad Steel is struggling to reach the ropes. Brad Steel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brad Steel reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Man Mountain Rock nails Brad Steel with a Hotshot. Man Mountain Rock uses a kick to the midsection on Brad Steel. (Baine Clark and Man Mountain Rock are going at it.) Baine Clark whips Man Mountain Rock into the ropes. Man Mountain Rock uses a Hotshot on Baine Clark. Man Mountain Rock whips Baine Clark into the ropes. Man Mountain Rock hits Baine Clark with a clothesline. (Baine Clark and Brad Steel are going at it.) Baine Clark nails Brad Steel with a Russian legsweep. Baine Clark executes the Muscle Failure on Brad Steel. Brad Steel is writhing in pain. Baine Clark throws Brad Steel off the bridge. ** Brad Steel has been eliminated. Buffer: Steel is now gone...he's landed safely, thank goodness...a little shocking though, many people liked his chances in this match. Perretti: Well, boys will be boys. Buffer: What the hell is that supposed to mean? Perretti: Exactly. Buffer: Uh...well, six boy...er...MEN left on the bridge...everyone's been pretty safe so far... (Baine Clark and Smooth Operator are going at it.) Baine Clark chops Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator kicks Baine Clark. Smooth Operator chops Baine Clark. Baine Clark hits Smooth Operator. Baine Clark punches Smooth Operator. Baine Clark hits a flying somersault neckbreaker on Smooth Operator. Baine Clark nails Smooth Operator with a kick to the midsection. Baine Clark runs into the ropes. Miss Jacqueline trips Baine Clark. Baine Clark punches Smooth Operator. Baine Clark hits Smooth Operator. (Bill Goldberg and Vengeance are going at it.) Bill Goldberg nails Vengeance with a kick to the groin. Bill Goldberg takes Vengeance down with an arm-hook DDT. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. (Vengeance and Griffin are going at it.) Vengeance climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Griffin nails him in the stomach. Vengeance falls onto the top turnbuckle. Vengeance falls back into the ring. (Man Mountain Rock and Smooth Operator are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock hits Smooth Operator with a Hotshot. Man Mountain Rock goes for an elbowdrop, but Smooth Operator rolls out of the way. Smooth Operator hits Man Mountain Rock with a legsweep. (Baine Clark and Bill Goldberg are going at it.) Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Griffin. Bill Goldberg whips Baine Clark into the ropes. Bill Goldberg hits Baine Clark with an elbow. Bill Goldberg locks Baine Clark in an airplane spin. Baine Clark is valiantly trying to break the hold. Baine Clark tries to fight the pain. Baine Clark is valiantly trying to break the hold. Bill Goldberg lets go after 16 seconds. Bill Goldberg goes for a Gorilla Press, but Baine Clark slides down his back. Baine Clark goes for an inside cradle, but Bill Goldberg blocks it. Bill Goldberg whips Baine Clark into the ropes. Baine Clark uses an Asai leg lariat on Bill Goldberg. Baine Clark runs into the ropes. Baine Clark goes for a high knee, but Bill Goldberg ducks out of the way. Bill Goldberg executes the Jackhammer on Baine Clark. Bill Goldberg goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Vengeance makes the save. Buffer: Vengeance helps out Baine Clark there...you could call him the Salvation Army tonight... Perretti: That boy has been so nice...but you know what they say about nice boys... Buffer: That they finish last? Perretti: No...that everyone likes the nice boy, but no one loves the nice boy. Buffer: Um...well, I don't think his remaining opponents like him very much right now... Perretti: Hey, they're just being aggressive... Bill Goldberg places Baine Clark on the turnbuckle. Bill Goldberg nails Baine Clark with a belly-to-belly superplex. Bill Goldberg goes for a double underhook DDT, but Baine Clark blocks it. Baine Clark hits a back elbow on Bill Goldberg. Baine Clark executes a kick to the midsection on Bill Goldberg. Baine Clark executes a Frankensteiner from the top rope on Bill Goldberg. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Baine Clark takes Bill Goldberg down with a jab. Baine Clark hits Bill Goldberg with a back elbow. Baine Clark runs into the ropes. Baine Clark uses a clothesline on Bill Goldberg. Baine Clark executes the Muscle Failure on Bill Goldberg. Bill Goldberg tries to escape the hold. Bill Goldberg is valiantly trying to break the hold. Bill Goldberg tries to fight the pain. Baine Clark throws Bill Goldberg off the bridge. ** Bill Goldberg has been eliminated. Buffer: Baine Clark is on fire! He tosses another one...as Goldberg is sitting in the middle of the safety net, looking disappointed and upset with himself. Perretti: Well, another boy falls off the bridge. Things are starting to get fast and furious up there... Buffer: Yeah, the action is...wait, I'm getting some news here... (The camera pans to the AGW construction crew, at one corner of the bridge, pointing and panicking.) Buffer: Folks, this is terrible news. Apparently, one corner of the bridge is not sturdy at all. The crew has no way to fix it. We are looking at a potential disaster here... Perretti: Oh my gosh...those boys could be in real trouble... Buffer: The wrestlers have no idea what's going on...let's just cross our fingers, everything looks safe for now... (Baine Clark and Griffin are going at it.) Baine Clark hits Griffin with a flying spinning leg lariat. Baine Clark throws Griffin out of the ring. Baine Clark goes through the ropes. Baine Clark knocks Griffin into the ringpost. Baine Clark goes for an inverted DDT, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin goes for a Tombstone, but Baine Clark counters it with an elbowsmash. Man Mountain Rock comes over to make it two-on-one. Man Mountain Rock goes for a short clothesline, but Griffin ducks out of the way. Man Mountain Rock hits Baine Clark. Griffin goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Man Mountain Rock makes the save. Griffin knocks Baine Clark into the ringpost. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin hits an earringer on Baine Clark. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin executes the Cliff Hanger on Baine Clark on the concrete floor. Griffin takes Baine Clark down with a jumping DDT. Griffin knocks Baine Clark into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin whips Baine Clark into the guardrail. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin whips Baine Clark into the guardrail. Griffin goes for an earringer, but Baine Clark blocks it. Baine Clark knocks Griffin into the ringsteps. Man Mountain Rock comes over to make it two-on-one. Baine Clark whips Griffin into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Baine Clark takes Griffin down with an inverted DDT. Baine Clark executes a back elbow on Griffin. Man Mountain Rock comes over to make it two-on-one. Baine Clark goes for an inverted DDT, but Griffin blocks it. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin executes a headbutt on Baine Clark. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Griffin reenters the ring. Baine Clark follows him back in. (Baine Clark and Griffin are going at it.) Baine Clark goes for an inverted DDT, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin gives the sign for the Cliff Hanger. Griffin executes the Cliff Hanger on Baine Clark. Griffin throws Baine Clark off the bridge. ** Baine Clark has been eliminated. Buffer: Whoa! Clark was looking so good in this match too, but now he's in the safety net. Perretti: Just goes to show you that when a boy goes to fast, sometimes he blows it... Buffer: Man...are you trying to make yourself sound bad? Perretti: I'm bad to the bone, baby... Buffer: Sounds like you're pretty good to it, actually...but anyways, the crew is still looking at the corner of that bridge. Apparently one of the wooden supports has cracked. It's holding for now, but at any point, just the wrong pressure, the wrong angle...and we could be looking at a real disaster here. Perretti: These boys aren't too tense because they still don't realize it...the boys that have fallen off the bridge are being moved to higher ground for their own safety. Buffer: Let's watch the match and hope everything's okay... (Griffin and Smooth Operator are going at it.) (Vengeance and Smooth Operator are going at it.) Vengeance executes a forearm to the back on Smooth Operator. Vengeance punches Smooth Operator. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator. Vengeance goes for a flying lariat, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator chops Vengeance. Vengeance kicks Smooth Operator. Vengeance chops Smooth Operator. Vengeance goes for a chokehold, but Smooth Operator blocks it. (Vengeance and Smooth Operator are going at it.) Vengeance uses a flying clothesline on Smooth Operator. (Smooth Operator and Man Mountain Rock are going at it.) Smooth Operator nails Man Mountain Rock with an enzuilariato. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Man Mountain Rock misses with a kick. Man Mountain Rock hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Man Mountain Rock is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Man Mountain Rock goes for a DDT, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator executes an armdrag takedown on Man Mountain Rock. Smooth Operator executes a forearm smash on Man Mountain Rock. Smooth Operator goes for a kneelift, but Man Mountain Rock side-steps and Smooth Operator only hits air. Man Mountain Rock is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Man Mountain Rock whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Man Mountain Rock with an elbow. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on Man Mountain Rock. Man Mountain Rock tries to fight the pain. Smooth Operator throws Man Mountain Rock off the bridge. ** Man Mountain Rock has been eliminated. Buffer: Man Mountain Rock lands safely...and we are down to the final three. Either Smooth Operator, Griffin, or Vengeance will be the Intercontinental Champion. And as they fight it out for their title, little do they realize that their lives are in serious danger. Perretti: Yes. Those boys have no idea what is going on. Our crew of boys cannot help them now, as they have also left the scene. They did not want to be in danger in case something happened. Buffer: They just didn't want to catch the slack for this monumental mistake. But the action on the bridge is heating up... (Smooth Operator and Griffin are going at it.) Smooth Operator hits a kneelift on Griffin. Smooth Operator goes for a headbutt, but Griffin blocks it. Griffin nails Smooth Operator with a double-axhandle chop. Griffin uses a back suplex on Smooth Operator. Griffin throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Griffin goes through the ropes. Griffin whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Griffin whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Griffin goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Smooth Operator counters it with a punch. Smooth Operator sets up Griffin on the table. Smooth Operator executes a diving headbutt through the table. The table is broken in half. Smooth Operator whips Griffin into the guardrail. Smooth Operator takes Griffin down with a forearm smash. Smooth Operator throws Griffin back into the ring. Smooth Operator hits a jawbreaker on Griffin. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. ** Griffin has been eliminated. Buffer: And Griffin lands safely, thank goodness, and begins to make his way back up to the top of the mountain. The other wrestlers have now seen what is going on and are standing in stunned silence. Perretti: Bruce... Buffer: What? Perretti: HOLD ME... Buffer: Eeeewww...okay... (Perretti clutches Buffer's shoulders and buries his head in Buffer's chest, shaking.) Perretti: I'm so scared for these boys... Buffer: If you folks out there think this is some stunt, it's not. This is a very serious event. The other wrestlers are now trying to yell to Vengeance and Smooth Operator, but their focus on the championship has caused them to block everything else out. Perretti: Please...someone...anyone...Clancy... Buffer: But we can be optimistic. The bridge hasn't collapsed yet, and it's been like this for a while. These two will now duke it out to see who the new AGW Intercontinental champion will be...just for getting this far, they both deserve a ton of credit...let's watch history in the making... (Smooth Operator and Vengeance are going at it.) Smooth Operator gets a full nelson on Vengeance. Vengeance reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Vengeance misses with a clothesline. Vengeance nails Smooth Operator with an enzuigiri. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator with a jumping neck snap. Vengeance goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Smooth Operator side-steps and Vengeance only hits air. Smooth Operator catches Vengeance in a half Boston. Vengeance reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Smooth Operator goes for a diving headbutt, but Vengeance rolls out of the way. Vengeance executes the Payback on Smooth Operator. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Smooth Operator's foot on the rope. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator with a legsweep faceslam. Vengeance takes Smooth Operator down with a flying shoulderblock. Vengeance hits a kneelift on Smooth Operator. Vengeance whips Smooth Operator into the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Smooth Operator executes a jawbreaker on Vengeance. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator with a flying clothesline. Vengeance hits a kneedrop on Smooth Operator. Vengeance goes for a kneedrop, but Smooth Operator rolls out of the way. Vengeance goes for a fisherman suplex, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator throws Vengeance out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Vengeance. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator whips Vengeance into the guardrail. Smooth Operator goes for a headbutt, but Vengeance blocks it. Vengeance throws Smooth Operator back into the ring. Vengeance kicks Smooth Operator. Vengeance chops Smooth Operator. Vengeance hits a chop on Smooth Operator. Vengeance nails Smooth Operator with a flying forearm. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Vengeance whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Vengeance nails Smooth Operator with an enzuigiri. Vengeance nails Smooth Operator with a fisherman suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Vengeance executes a jack-knife power bomb on Smooth Operator. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator goes for an armdrag takedown, but Vengeance counters it with a lariat. Vengeance flexes his bicep and kisses it. Perretti: What is that boy doing? This is no time for taunting... Buffer: The other wrestlers are trying to get his attention, but to no avail. Smooth is still down from that wicked lariat...the bridge is shaking ever so slightly. I don't think either one of these guys even notices it... Perretti: This has been a great match and all... Buffer: It sure has. These guys are putting it ALL on the line right now...it's getting very tense now. Vengeance hits Smooth Operator with a falling splash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Smooth Operator's foot on the rope. Smooth Operator executes a Hotshot on Vengeance. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on Vengeance. Vengeance tries to escape the hold. Vengeance is struggling to reach the ropes. Vengeance is writhing in pain. Derek Aston asks Vengeance if he's had enough. Vengeance shakes his head. Vengeance tries to fight the pain. Vengeance breaks the hold after 19 seconds. Vengeance goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Smooth Operator counters it with a faceslam. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator uses a short lariat on Vengeance. Smooth Operator throws Vengeance off the bridge. ** Vengeance has been eliminated. The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:37:02 Buffer: And Smooth has done it! SMOOTH OPERATOR IS THE NEW AGW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, IN SPECTACULAR FASHION!!! What a match!! Perretti: Screw that...GET THAT POOR BOY OFF THE BRIDGE! AND GET THE OTHER BOY OUT FROM UNDER IT! Buffer: Smooth has stepped off of the bridge, and has taken his Intercontinental Title. He is seemingly in awe...I still don't think he knows what's happening.... Perretti: And that Vengeance boy has made his way back up to the top of the cliff...all eight wrestlers are now standing on one side of the cliffs... Buffer: OH MAN! Goldberg just nailed Baine Clark with a right hand! And everyone's jumping into it! Perretti: GANG BANG!!! Buffer: I guess so...it's a wicked brawl, away from the edge of the bridge... (A chair flys out from the ensuing melee and lands on the corner of the bridge. A loud BANG is heard as the support finally gives way...AND THE ENTIRE BRIDGE CRASHES INTO THE RAVINE!) Buffer: OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT! Perretti: OHHHH...THAT WAS A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!! (The wrestlers stop brawling and look at the bridge. They stand, stunned, some shaking, some perfectly still...and they watch as the bridge tumbles through the safety net to the river below.) Buffer: Wow...was that close! Perretti: Let's thank our lucky stars that those boys are okay! Buffer: Everyone seems to be fine...the wrestlers are getting back on the bus, speechless... Perretti: Those boys just had the crap scared out of them, I'm sure. Buffer: Well, for John Perretti, this is Bruce Buffer...from the ravine that used to have a bridge, I'm Bruce Buffer...let's get back to the arena! Max Stevens - AND SMOOTH IS THE NEW IC CHAMP! Damn, maybe he is back to his old self_Nah, he was facing ,with the exception of Goldberg, losers for the most part. He won_t hold it for long_ Well the time has come for the Main Event Ladies and Gents_Chocolate Thunder vs. Most Holy vs. Mark Payne_All three men have been in action already_But Payne has to be an underdog considering the beatings EHB and himself gave each other. But you never know_Let_s go to Penzer for the intros_ ~~~~ This is a no-DQ-triangle match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Heavyweight Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... From Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy Max - I still can_t believe he isn_t crippled_I mean Jesus, Mary, and Joseph someone should report this to the Pope. But The Mostest is tired_He went very far in the Triangle Tournament. His opponent... Led to the ring by Lil Flava... Fighting out of Long Beach, California... Weighing in at 236 pounds... "The Genuine Athlete" Chocolate Thunder Max - Thunder looks ready_He is focused on that ring. Nothing else seems to matter right now, save the biggest prize in the game. Their opponent... Led to the ring by Lollipop... Fighting out of Allentown, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 287 pounds... The AGW World Heavyweight Champion... "The Minister Of Payne" Mark Payne [Mark Payne comes out with being helped by Lollipop_He has the World Title over Lollipop_s shoulder.] Max - Payne is in bad shape after that match with EHB_and folks, that match was easily match of the year. But he is looking to fight, and say what you will about him as a person, but Mark Payne ,in his one month reign so far, has been a fighting champion. Well folks_HERE WE GO!!! They lock up. Most Holy hits Mark Payne. Most Holy punches Mark Payne. Mark Payne kicks Most Holy. Most Holy chops Mark Payne. Most Holy punches Mark Payne. Most Holy uses a knee to the back on Mark Payne. Most Holy whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Most Holy hits Mark Payne with a shoulderblock. Most Holy hits Mark Payne with a double-axhandle chop. Most Holy takes Mark Payne down with a superkick. Max - Holy is flurrying on the champ. Payne is obviously hurt and in a bad condition. Most Holy whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Most Holy with a clothesline. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. Mark Payne nails Most Holy with a spinning DDT. Max - Payne pulled that out of nowhere!!! Mark Payne goes for a German suplex, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Mark Payne counters it with a backward kick. Mark Payne nails Most Holy with a German suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne tags out to Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Most Holy. Most Holy begs off. Chocolate Thunder goes for a figure-four leglock, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy hits Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy chops Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder chops Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder tags out to Mark Payne. Mark Payne executes a Juvy Driver on Most Holy. Mark Payne tags out to Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder goes for a DDT, but Most Holy counters it with a low blow. Most Holy uses a bodyslam on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy goes for a jumping DDT, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a small package. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the ropes. Most Holy hits Chocolate Thunder with a kick. Most Holy tags out to Mark Payne. Mark Payne executes a swinging neckbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder sets up the chair. Chocolate Thunder hits a fireman's carry into a flapjack onto the chair on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Chocolate Thunder executes a double underhook power bomb on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chocolate Thunder nails Mark Payne with an elbowdrop. Chocolate Thunder uses a flying forearm on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Max - I have no idea how Payne kicked out after that kind of offense_ Chocolate Thunder whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne misses with a clothesline. Chocolate Thunder hits Mark Payne with a kick. Chocolate Thunder whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne hits Chocolate Thunder with a backdrop. Chocolate Thunder falls out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder is handed a beer bottle. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the beer bottle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder executes a double underhook power bomb on Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder reenters the ring. Mark Payne follows him back in. Chocolate Thunder takes Mark Payne down with a double underhook power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes for a DDT, but Mark Payne counters it with a low blow. Mark Payne nails Chocolate Thunder with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Max - Payne comes back after all that punishment and catches Thunder completely off guard with that Running Forearm Smash! Mark Payne takes Chocolate Thunder down with a stomp. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Chocolate Thunder with an elbow. Mark Payne tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy executes a knee to the back on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy hits Chocolate Thunder with a knee to the back. Most Holy is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Most Holy hits neck-scissors on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Most Holy gets a chokehold on Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder is struggling to reach the ropes. Most Holy lets go after 11 seconds. Most Holy executes a bodyslam on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Most Holy hits Chocolate Thunder with a backdrop. Most Holy goes for a forearm to the back, but Chocolate Thunder side-steps and Most Holy only hits air. Chocolate Thunder uses a slingshot clothesline on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Chocolate Thunder pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, he sees it. Chocolate Thunder executes a flying legdrop on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder takes Most Holy down with a ropeflip moonsault. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Max - WOW_That was amazing! Chocolate Thunder hits a DDT on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder executes an inverted atomic drop on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chocolate Thunder executes a dropkick on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder takes the chair. Chocolate Thunder goes for an Asai moonsault, but Most Holy counters it with a Tombstone. Most Holy puts Chocolate Thunder in a chokehold. Most Holy lets go after 13 seconds. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Most Holy hits Chocolate Thunder with a kneedrop. Most Holy hits Chocolate Thunder with a belly-to-back suplex. Most Holy nails Chocolate Thunder with a kneedrop. Most Holy hits a spinebuster slam on Chocolate Thunder. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Most Holy hits a belly-to-back suplex on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy executes a knee to the back on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy executes a kick to the midsection on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy hits a flying clothesline on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Most Holy uses a flying clothesline on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy puts Chocolate Thunder in a chokehold. Chocolate Thunder is struggling to reach the ropes. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Most Holy goes for a chokehold, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a facerake. Chocolate Thunder nails Most Holy with a series of kicks to the midsection. Most Holy begs off. Chocolate Thunder tags out to Mark Payne. Most Holy whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne hits Most Holy with a Hotshot. Max - PAYNE JUST HUNG THE MOSTEST ON THOSE ROPES! Mark Payne goes for a stomp, but Most Holy rolls out of the way. Most Holy hits Mark Payne with a chop. Most Holy catches Mark Payne in an abdominal stretch. Mark Payne tries to escape the hold. Mark Payne is struggling to reach the ropes. Mark Payne is inching his way towards the ropes. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Most Holy executes an enzuigiri on Mark Payne. Most Holy hits Mark Payne with a bodyslam. Most Holy locks Mark Payne in the STF. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Most Holy executes a bodyslam on Mark Payne. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Mark Payne with a kick. Most Holy executes a bodyslam on Mark Payne. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Mark Payne with a kick. Most Holy throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy is handed the shovel. Most Holy hits him with the shovel. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy knocks Mark Payne into the ringpost. Most Holy hits an enzuigiri on Mark Payne. Most Holy hits a spinebuster slam on Mark Payne. Most Holy whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Most Holy whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Mark Payne counters it with a throw-off. Mark Payne sets up Most Holy on the table. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - GOD DAMN!!! THE LAST RITES THOUGH THE TABLE! Mark Payne sets up Most Holy on the table. Mark Payne tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a diving headbutt, but he blocks it. Most Holy hits a kick to the midsection on Mark Payne. Most Holy is handed a prosthetic leg. Most Holy hits him with the prosthetic leg. Max - Payne is bleeding like a faucet here. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy executes an armdrag takedown on Mark Payne. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Mark Payne on the concrete floor. Mark Payne is out cold. Max - WHAT IMPACT!!! Payne is out_ Most Holy hits Mark Payne with an armdrag takedown. Most Holy whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne takes Most Holy down with a rolling kick. Mark Payne goes for a flying headbutt, but Most Holy rolls out of the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy sets up Mark Payne on the table. Most Holy executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - I don_t know how much more punishment The Blonde Bastard can take_ Oh my god, did I just call him that? I_m such a douche_ Most Holy whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Most Holy throws Mark Payne back into the ring. Most Holy is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Lollipop distracts Derek Aston. Max - Lollipop probably saved the title there. Most Holy goes for the STF, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne chops Most Holy. Most Holy kicks Mark Payne. Mark Payne punches Most Holy. Mark Payne punches Most Holy. Mark Payne places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Mark Payne uses a superplex on Most Holy. Derek Aston is back on the job. Mark Payne executes a jumping side kick on Most Holy. Mark Payne takes Most Holy down with a stomp. Max - Payne mounts a comeback! Mark Payne goes for a surfboard, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy tags out to Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder nails Mark Payne with an armdrag takedown. Chocolate Thunder gives the sign for the Mad Hops Superkick. Chocolate Thunder executes the Mad Hops Superkick on Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Lollipop puts Mark Payne's foot on the rope. Mark Paris comes to ringside. Max - LOLLIPOP SAVES THE CHAMP, AND NOW PARIS IS AT RINGSIDE! Chocolate Thunder executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder takes Mark Payne down with a reverse suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Lollipop puts Mark Payne's foot on the rope. Max - Another save_Payne is really out of it. Paris is eyeing the ring_ Chocolate Thunder throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder jumps onto him with a somersault plancha. Chocolate Thunder uses a double underhook power bomb on Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder nails Mark Payne with a swinging punch. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dropkick, but Mark Payne side-steps and Chocolate Thunder only hits air. Mark Payne whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Mark Payne knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringsteps. Mark Payne reenters the ring. Chocolate Thunder follows him back in. Mark Payne gets a chinlock deathlock submission on Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Mark Payne places Chocolate Thunder on the turnbuckle. Mark Payne hits him with a Super Fisherman-Buster. Mark Payne executes The Revolutionary Thrill. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr_Mark Paris puts Chocolate Thunders foot on the ropes. Max - Paris Saves Thunder after Payne hits his mockery move that he took to piss of Paris!!! Mark Payne gives the sign for The Last Rites. Max - HERE IT COMES! Mark Payne executes The Last Rites and goes for the pin Derek Aston counts: One, two,thr_Mark Paris breaks the pin up. Max - PARIS JUST SAVED THUNDER AGAIN FROM A SURE LOSS!!! Mark Paris hits Mark Payne with a Steel Chair. Mark Payne staggers back. Chocolate Thunder catches him with a small package. Chocolate Thunder pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Mark Payne has been eliminated. The winner is Chocolate Thunder. Time of match: 0:18:53 Max - SHIT!!! PARIS HAS JUST COST PAYNE HIS TITLE!!! Folks, we are going to have a new champion!!! Thunder is looking at the Mostest_Wait Payne is coming through, and sees Thunder with his back turned. Paris is on the outside_What the hell is gonna happen? [Mark Payne comes from behind Thunder and grabs the back of his head and in a quicksilver motion drops him with The Last Rites! Holy rushes over an trys to hit a superkick on Payne_Payne ducks and hits him with one of his own. Holy staggers back into the ropes, and then forward again only to be met with a Last Rites of his own! Payne then sees Paris and jumps to the outside and starts brawling with him. Rights and lefts are exchanged_They brawl all the way up to the entrance and into the back.] Max - Payne drops both challengers and now is brawling with Paris in the back! Meanwhile we have a match, and the World Title hangs in the balance! HERE WE GO! They lock up. Most Holy hits Chocolate Thunder with a bodyslam. Most Holy takes Chocolate Thunder down with a kneedrop. Most Holy goes for a grapevine, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a small package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder catches Most Holy in anklelock. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder throws Most Holy out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes through the ropes. Chocolate Thunder takes Most Holy down with a back heel kick. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy takes Chocolate Thunder down with a chop. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy sets up Chocolate Thunder on the table. Most Holy executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table didn't break. Most Holy reenters the ring. Chocolate Thunder follows him back in. Most Holy places Chocolate Thunder on the turnbuckle. Most Holy uses a top-rope DDT on Chocolate Thunder. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Max - Thunder somehow kicks out! Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a small package. Chocolate Thunder uses the ropes for leverage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder kicks Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy. Most Holy hits Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy. Most Holy punches Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy nails Chocolate Thunder with an enzuigiri. Most Holy uses a flying clothesline on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy throws Chocolate Thunder out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Chocolate Thunder ducks out of the way. Chocolate Thunder knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Chocolate Thunder executes a swinging punch on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder goes for a reverse suplex, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy takes Chocolate Thunder down with a reverse neckbreaker. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a facerake. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Chocolate Thunder nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy sets up Chocolate Thunder on the table. Most Holy executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - HOLY GOD!!! That table just shattered! Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringpost. Most Holy nails Chocolate Thunder with a flying clothesline. Most Holy takes Chocolate Thunder down with a double-axhandle chop. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Chocolate Thunder nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy sets up Chocolate Thunder on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Chocolate Thunder through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Chocolate Thunder knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Chocolate Thunder is handed a trash can. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the trash can. Most Holy is busted wide open. Max - Right in the face!!! Holy is busted open and is bleeding everywhere! They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder nails Most Holy with a 450 splash. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the trash can. Chocolate Thunder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a facerake. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a facerake. Chocolate Thunder executes a dropkick on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder throws Most Holy back into the ring. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Derek Aston. Chocolate Thunder executes the Mad Hops Superkick on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Chocolate Thunder gets back up. Max - THUNDER HAD THE TITLE WON! Chocolate Thunder throws Most Holy out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder jumps onto him with a somersault plancha. Chocolate Thunder knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Chocolate Thunder takes Most Holy down with a spinebuster slam. Chocolate Thunder is handed a motor cycle helmet. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the motor cycle helmet. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder sets up Most Holy on the table. Chocolate Thunder tries to drive Most Holy through the table with an Asai moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Max - Cardinal mistake by Thunder_he missed that moonsault and as a result just went flying through the table. Most Holy hits him with a Cradle DDT. Most Holy executes a DDT on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Chocolate Thunder ducks out of the way. Chocolate Thunder sets up a table. Chocolate Thunder sets up Most Holy on the table. Chocolate Thunder executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - Oh man_Tables are everywhere. These two men are putting each other through hell. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder knocks Most Holy into the ringpost. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy hits a belly-to-back suplex on Chocolate Thunder. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Chocolate Thunder nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lil Flava comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Lil Flava. Chocolate Thunder is handed a trash can. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the trash can. Chocolate Thunder rams him into a trash can. Chocolate Thunder executes the Mad Hops Superkick on Most Holy on the concrete floor. Most Holy is out cold. Max - MAD HOPS SUPERKICK BY THUNDER ON THE OUTSIDE!!! They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy grabs the trash can from him. Most Holy uses a kick to the midsection on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy whips him into a trash can. Most Holy knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringsteps. Most Holy whips him into a trash can. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Chocolate Thunder on the concrete floor. Chocolate Thunder is out cold. Max - Now The Mostest hits his finisher on the outside! What a back and forth encounter! Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy executes a reverse neckbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy hits him with a trash can. Chocolate Thunder is busted wide open. Most Holy executes a flying legdrop on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy goes for a bodyslam, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with an elbowsmash. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a go-behind. Chocolate Thunder is handed a bottle. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the bottle. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder grabs a chair. Chocolate Thunder sets up the chair. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with a belly-to-belly suplex onto the chair. Max - Most Holy is arching his back in obvious pain after that suplex. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Chocolate Thunder nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy takes Chocolate Thunder down with a kick to the midsection. Lil Flava comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Lil Flava. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder takes a swing at Most Holy with the bottle, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the bottle from him. Most Holy hits him with the bottle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringpost. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy goes for a forearm to the back, but Chocolate Thunder side-steps and Most Holy only hits air. Chocolate Thunder goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Zoe Burgess shoves him off the turnbuckle. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy uses a powerslam on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy hits Chocolate Thunder with a powerslam. Most Holy executes a bodyslam on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy executes a forearm to the back on Chocolate Thunder. Lil Flava comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Lil Flava. Chocolate Thunder sets up Most Holy on the table. Chocolate Thunder executes an elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Max - It looks like a bomb hit ringside_Makes you wonder how many tables we have under this ring. Chocolate Thunder goes for an Asai moonsault, but Most Holy side-steps and Chocolate Thunder only hits air. Lil Flava comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder goes for a slingshot clothesline, but Most Holy ducks out of the way. Lil Flava comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Lil Flava. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with an inverted atomic drop. Chocolate Thunder executes a belly-to-back suplex on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder knocks Most Holy into the ringpost. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Chocolate Thunder nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Chocolate Thunder on the concrete floor. Max - ANOTHER Holy Roller on the outside! Most Holy uses a knee to the back on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy uses an enzuigiri on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy throws Chocolate Thunder back into the ring. Most Holy executes The Holy Roller on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy is going for the pin. Max - This could be it!!! There is no referee to count. Derek Aston is back on the job. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Chocolate Thunder complains about a fast count. Chocolate Thunder has been eliminated. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:35:25 Max - MOST HOLY HAS WON THE AGW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FOR THE 2ND TIME!!! THUNDER CAN_T BELIEVE IT!!! He is livid with the ref! Holy is celebrating_Wait_Payne is coming back!!! What the hell??? [Mark Payne emerges from the curtain_Carrying a bloodly Mark Paris over his shoulder. He limps to ringside, and throws Paris is_Getting into the ring he walks over to Most Holy. He looks him right in the eye_and offers his hand. Holy, obviously not expecting this, is suspicious_But after a moment shakes Payne_s hand_Payne then asks for the mic.] Payne - MOSTEST_Congrats to you. But you and I both know that this isn_t over_I deserve my rematch, and after you get done handing Shabazz his ass, I will come looking for my match. And when that day comes have MY belt all shined up and ready, because it will come back home. But until then, I only say that if it came down to a choice I would have rather lost to you then have had this disgrace, Cdogg, hold my belt. Thunder, you see Paris had a little CORPORATE ACCIDENT. That_s what happens when you mess with the Corporate Elite. You attack us, and we repay you tenfold. My memory isn_t short Thunder_I will remember this night for a long time to come. And you know what they say about paybacks, don_t you? They are indeed a bitch, and soon enough you_ll find that out. [Payne leaves as Thunder attends to Paris_And The Mostest turns to the crowd and holds the belt up as the whole bulding chants: _LOS_LOS_LOS_LOS_LOS__] Max - WE ARE DESPERATELY OUT OF TIME!!! HOLY IS THE CHAMP!!! JOIN US ON RAMPAGE! I_m Max Stevens, saying if you ain_t Griffin, then your not a douche! [With that the camera fades to various highlights of the card_EHB and Payne going all out in what was nothing short of a war. Shabazz pinning The Mostest with The Freedom Fall. Smoothie winning The Bridge Match and the IC Title. Paris throwing Michaels off the scaffold and Michaels falling through the tables.. The LPB regaining the tag team titles after Thompson nails a Choke Bomb on Sting.. Speed pinning Shabazz after their Street Fight. Shabazz beating Ricky Thompson after a The Xtreme Killers do a number on Thompson to become the number one contender. Paris hitting Payne with a chair and Thunder rolling him up. And finally Most Holy standing in front of his followers holding the title up_We fade to black.]