AGW RINGMASTER PPV JUNE 18, 2000 AIR CANADA CENTRE, TORONTO, ONTARIO CANADA (The picture fades in as we see a still shot of Mark Paris holding up the AGW Heavyweight Title. That shot then shrinks, and spins its way into the upper right corner of the screen. The next still shot is of Celestial Survival, with their AGW Tag Titles; it then spins, shrinks, and moves beside the first shot. This process continues with champions Son Goku, Jimmy Crush, Tom Tennant, Matt Technician, Corporation X, and Lollipop. Now there is only an empty spot in the center of the screen. A vivid, still picture of none other than Owen Hart is shown ... smiling. That picture then fades into black and white ... and the following words appear on the screen in gold print: "AGW RINGMASTER: dedicated to the memory of Owen Hart" The picture then fades to black for about 5 seconds.) (When the picture returns, the view has shifted to the inside of the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The picture pans around show a sold out arena full of excited fans, many of them with signs of their own. Some of them can be made out: "III II I ???"; "RBH got screwed"; and "We all know who the REAL Preacher is" The picture pans around some more, then settles on the announcers position where we see Holly Williams and Jerome. Holly is wearing a form fitting gray suit, and she is wearing her hair "up" tonight. Jerome is sporting a blue Velvet suit, similar to the one that Kobe Bryant wore before and after Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Finally, the picture focuses on Holly.) Holly: Hello fans and welcome to AGW RINGMASTER!! (the hot crowd pops big) My name is Holly Williams, and I am joined as always by Jerome. (Jerome stands up, and turns around toward the fans.) Jerome: AGW ... WAAZZUP!! (crowd: WAAAZUPP) AAAHHHH!! (crowd: AAHHHH!!) Holly: Are you finished? (Jerome sits back down) Fans, Ringmaster is traditionally one of the most exciting events that AGW puts on; and this year will be no exception. Every title is on the line ... and several of them in 3 way dances. Additionally, we have the 16 man Ringmaster Tournament itself; with the winner earning a AGW Heavyweight Title Shot later this month. And of course, Chocolate Thunder challenges Mark Paris for the greatest honor in this sport. Jerome: You know, everybody_s frontin_ on my man Chocolate Thunder. Nobody thinks that he can win. Well I got your back bro. We_re gonna see a new AGW Heavyweight Champion tonight. Holly: Well we_ll see. Jerome and I will be with you for the first part of Ringmaster, before Violet and Jake take over. But for now, let_s ... (The lights go down, the strobes kick in, and "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill blasts over the speakers. A wave of boos goes through the crowd as Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson lead Bill Goldberg and Mark Paris down to the ring. Paris has a mic. The trash is already falling as he begins to speak.) Mark Paris: Now, that isn't very nice. You people...you ignorant, ass-backwards Canadians...think it's somehow OK to hurl garbage at the Heavyweight Champion of the World. A title that, I should point out, I will STILL have when all is said and done tonight! Mere hours from now, the Hardcore Revolutionary will step into this very ring and kick Choklit Thunda's ass straight back to the ghettos of Fargo! But that's old news, and that's not why I'm out here right now. Most Holy...Mostest, I said I'd deal with you at the King of Hearts. Well, here we are, old friend. I know you're in the back right now, and I know that your eyes are glued to the monitor, so listen up: for the last two weeks, I've tried everything I could think of to show you the error of your ways. To point out why you're stuck on the undercard while I'm headlining the show. I offered...yeah, for the sake of our friendship...I offered to show you the light. Not the yellow light of the Mustard, but the golden reflection of the World Heavyweight Title! Now, I know miracles don't happen overnight...so when I asked you to come out and denounce the fans two weeks ago, and you didn't show...I understood. You needed TIME. And when you accidentally hit me with that shovel...and I know it was an accident, Mostest...I could forgive that. You were CONFUSED. You needed more TIME... This past Wednesday, when you once again came to C Doggy Dogg's defense, your TIME started to run out. And tonight...well, tonight is your last chance. I'm giving you until the end of this show to come around, Mostest. The LoS...well, I think we both know where they stand. So it's up to you...do you take your place in the spotlight, or does being a popular failure sound like a better career choice? You've got a few hours, Mostest. Think about it... (With that, Paris, Goldberg, and the ladies depart, leaving the crowd in an even worse mood.) Holly: What a jerk Paris is; trying to get inside Most Holy_s head. Jerome: C-Dogg_s gonna take care of him tonight. Holly: Well, let_s get to the ring for out opening match. __This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kellie Skywalker... From Death Valley... Weighing in at 459 pounds... Wolverine His opponent... Led to the ring by Candi... Hailing from Buffalo, NY... Weighing in at 240 pounds... The "Head Break" Kid They lock up. The "Head Break" Kid uses a backspin DDT on Wolverine. Quite a few boos are audible. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a slingshot bodyblock, but Wolverine rolls through with the move. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Wolverine nails The "Head Break" Kid with a powerslam. Wolverine has the crowd going wild. Wolverine goes for the Demolisher, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a superplex. Quite a few boos are audible. The "Head Break" Kid throws Wolverine out of the ring. Ken Goad counts: one, two, three, four, Wolverine reenters the ring. The "Head Break" Kid nails Wolverine with a jumping side kick. The "Head Break" Kid executes a slingshot clothesline on Wolverine. Quite a few boos are audible. The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring. He returns with the hockey stick. The "Head Break" Kid takes a swing at Wolverine with the hockey stick, but he gets out of the way. Wolverine snatches the hockey stick from him. Wolverine hits him with the hockey stick. The chants for Wolverine are deafening. Wolverine executes a facerake on The "Head Break" Kid. Wolverine gets a surfboard on The "Head Break" Kid. Wolverine's shoulders are on the mat. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jerome: The big man better be careful, or he may pin himself with that surfboard. The "Head Break" Kid tries to escape the hold. The "Head Break" Kid breaks the hold after 14 seconds. The "Head Break" Kid whips Wolverine into the ropes, but Wolverine reverses it. Wolverine hits The "Head Break" Kid with an elbow. Wolverine executes a power bomb on The "Head Break" Kid. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Wolverine executes a forearm smash on The "Head Break" Kid. Wolverine goes for a spinning elbowdrop, but The "Head Break" Kid rolls out of the way. The "Head Break" Kid executes a slingshot clothesline on Wolverine. The "Head Break" Kid throws Wolverine out of the ring. Ken Goad counts: one, two, three, Wolverine reenters the ring. The "Head Break" Kid nails Wolverine with a jumping DDT. Quite a few boos are audible. The "Head Break" Kid nails Wolverine with a flying somersault neckbreaker. The "Head Break" Kid is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. The "Head Break" Kid sets up the chair. The "Head Break" Kid takes Wolverine down with a springboard leaping swinging DDT onto the chair. The crowd is booing The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The "Head Break" Kid whips Wolverine into the ropes, but Wolverine reverses it. Wolverine hits The "Head Break" Kid with a clothesline. Wolverine runs into the ropes. Wolverine goes for a short lariat, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid uses a jawbreaker on Wolverine. The "Head Break" Kid uses a back heel kick on Wolverine. The "Head Break" Kid executes a slingshot bodyblock on Wolverine. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a flying somersault bodyblock, but Wolverine side-steps and The "Head Break" Kid only hits air. Wolverine has the crowd going wild. Wolverine runs into the ropes. Wolverine and The "Head Break" Kid get hit with a double clothesline. Wolverine nails The "Head Break" Kid with a forearm smash. The "Head Break" Kid whips Wolverine into the ropes, but Wolverine reverses it. Wolverine uses a spinebuster bomb on The "Head Break" Kid. The crowd is going crazy. Wolverine whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes. Kellie Skywalker pulls down the top rope. Ken Goad counts: one, two, three, four, five, The "Head Break" Kid reenters the ring. Wolverine goes for the Doctor Bomb, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid hits a jawbreaker on Wolverine. Ken Goad removes the chair from the ring. The "Head Break" Kid throws Wolverine out of the ring. Ken Goad counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Wolverine reenters the ring. The "Head Break" Kid whips Wolverine into the ropes, but Wolverine reverses it. The "Head Break" Kid hits Wolverine with a kick. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a spear, but Wolverine counters it with a kneelift In turn, The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a side step. The "Head Break" Kid hits Wolverine with a flying somersault bodyblock. The "Head Break" Kid is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The "Head Break" Kid hits Wolverine with a handspring elbow. Quite a few boos are audible. The "Head Break" Kid whips Wolverine into the turnbuckle. Wolverine comes back and rocks The "Head Break" Kid with an elbow. Wolverine runs into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid hits Wolverine with a shoulderblock. The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring. He returns with a vacuum cleaner. The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the vacuum cleaner. Quite a few boos are audible. Ken Goad throws the vacuum cleaner out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid takes Wolverine down with Air Sabu. Quite a few boos are audible. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. The "Head Break" Kid is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The "Head Break" Kid takes Wolverine down with a flying bulldog. The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes. Wolverine misses with a kick. Wolverine hits The "Head Break" Kid with a clothesline. Wolverine nails The "Head Break" Kid with a low blow. Wolverine takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a spin kick. The crowd is behind Wolverine all the way. Wolverine runs into the ropes. Wolverine hits The "Head Break" Kid with a kick. Wolverine whips The "Head Break" Kid into the turnbuckle, but The "Head Break" Kid reverses it. The "Head Break" Kid punches Wolverine. The "Head Break" Kid punches Wolverine. Quite a few boos are audible. The "Head Break" Kid punches Wolverine. Quite a few boos are audible. The "Head Break" Kid throws Wolverine out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid goes through the ropes. Kellie Skywalker comes from behind, but The "Head Break" Kid nails Kellie Skywalker. Wolverine whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. Ken Goad counts: 1. Wolverine whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. Wolverine goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a backward kick. Ken Goad counts: 2. The "Head Break" Kid whips Wolverine into the guardrail. The "Head Break" Kid sets up a table. The "Head Break" Kid reenters the ring. Wolverine follows him back in. The "Head Break" Kid hits a flying somersault neckbreaker on Wolverine. The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid hits a back heel kick on Wolverine. Kellie Skywalker tries to interfere, but Candi prevents him from doing so. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a spear, but Wolverine side-steps and The "Head Break" Kid only hits air. Wolverine hits a legdrop on The "Head Break" Kid. Wolverine whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes, but The "Head Break" Kid reverses it. The "Head Break" Kid takes Wolverine down with a back heel kick. The "Head Break" Kid executes a handspring bodyblock on Wolverine. The "Head Break" Kid whips Wolverine into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid hits Wolverine with a kick. The "Head Break" Kid executes a top-rope spin kick on Wolverine. Quite a few boos are audible. The "Head Break" Kid whips Wolverine into the ropes. Wolverine misses with a shoulderblock. The "Head Break" Kid uses a jumping DDT on Wolverine. The "Head Break" Kid attempts to place Wolverine on the turnbuckle, but Wolverine blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid nails Wolverine with a handspring elbow. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. The "Head Break" Kid is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The "Head Break" Kid hits Wolverine with a moonsault. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... The "Head Break" Kid uses a slingshot bodyblock on Wolverine. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. The "Head Break" Kid is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The winner is The "Head Break" Kid. Time of match: 0:09:59 Holly: Head Break Kid with a nice win there. Jerome: Well, HBK has been struggling lately; but Wolverine has been struggling for seemingly his entire career. Holly: That_s not very nice ... but it is very true. Hold on, something_s going on in the back. (Camera opens up to the back hallway where Tom Tennant and Mark Payne are already going at it, and from the looks of things they've been at it for a few minutes now. Tom is bleeding from the mouth, and Payne has a bloody nose. Payne whips Tom into a wall, and charges in for a shoulderblock...Tom moves and Payne rams his shoulder into the wall. Tom grabs Mark and sinds him into a Pepsi Machine...a can of Pepsi falls out, Tom uses the can of Pepsi on Mark, busting his head open. And dazing him for a minute. Crystal Harper comes running up.) Crystal: TOM!!! You got to stop this, your going to kill each other. Tom: NO!!! He wants a war I'll give him a F*****G WAR!!! (Crystal screams as Mark spears Tom into a Coke Machine...Sparks fly as Tom and Mark go through the front of the Coke Machine....Mark is the first to get up, as Lollipop comes running up.) Lollipop: MARK!!! Please stop this, one of you is going to get hurt. (Mark gives her an angry glare, until he is taken down by a highcross body with a chiar delivered by Tom. Both Lollipop and Crystal see this and scream...they look at each other and thier hatred for one another takes over and they to start to fight...but they fight into another room and off camera. Tom picks Mark up and drags him to a car...he starts to bang Mark's head off the hood of the car yelling the whole time.) Tom: YOU WANT A WAR MARK!!! IS THIS WANT YOU WANTED!!! (Tom then drags Mark to the top of the car...Tom sets up and executes the Survivor Plunge off the top of the car and onto the hardconcrete below. Marks head bounces off the concrete with a sickening thud. Tom slowly gets up, looks around, gets a wicked grin on his face, then limps to a nearby car...Tom backs the car up and floors it...heading straight for Mark Payne. Before Tom hits Payne, Mark is pulled out of the way by Darksaber. Tom stops the car, jumps out and is immedatly grabed by Masked Fat Guy #2. (Speed Racer comes out and stands between the two.) Speed: Hey guys, chill. Save your efforts for your matches tonight rather than this foolishness. (the security breaks the two up and escort them to their locker rooms) Holly: Wow, those two guys frighten me. Jerome: Bad blood ain_t even the word to describe how much Tennant and Payne hate each other. Holly: Ugh. Anyway, now we have some women_s action as Susan Blake takes on Zoe Burgess. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sean Blake... Weighing in at 125 pounds... "Sexy" Susan Blake Her opponent... Hailing from San Francisco, California... Weighing in at 138 pounds... Zoe Burgess They lock up. Susan Blake uses a back suplex on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake goes for an armdrag takedown, but Zoe Burgess blocks it. Zoe Burgess executes a European uppercut on Susan Blake. Zoe Burgess whips Susan Blake into the turnbuckle. Susan Blake comes back and rocks Zoe Burgess with a kick to the midsection. Susan Blake takes Zoe Burgess down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Susan Blake is starting to get more cheers than boos. Susan Blake executes a Thunder Fire Power Bomb on Zoe Burgess. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Susan Blake hits Zoe Burgess with a fist to the midsection. Susan Blake whips Zoe Burgess into the turnbuckle, but Zoe Burgess reverses it. Zoe Burgess runs shoulder-first into the corner. Zoe Burgess nails Susan Blake with a reverse neckbreaker. A few fans are booing Zoe Burgess, while a few others are cheering her. Zoe Burgess executes a jumping neck snap on Susan Blake. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Zoe Burgess and a few others cheering her. Zoe Burgess puts Susan Blake in a double reverse chinlock. Susan Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Zoe Burgess uses a running powerslam on Susan Blake. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Zoe Burgess nails Susan Blake with a European uppercut. Zoe Burgess leaves the ring. She returns with a leather whip. Zoe Burgess hits her with the leather whip. A portion of the crowd is cheering Zoe Burgess. Ken Goad throws the leather whip out of the ring. Zoe Burgess hits Susan Blake with a kick to the thigh. Zoe Burgess punches Susan Blake. A portion of the crowd is cheering Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake hits Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake is starting to get more cheers than boos. Zoe Burgess punches Susan Blake. A portion of the crowd is cheering Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake chops Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake is starting to get more cheers than boos. Susan Blake hits Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake is starting to get more cheers than boos. Zoe Burgess punches Susan Blake. A portion of the crowd is booing Zoe Burgess. Zoe Burgess punches Susan Blake. Zoe Burgess goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Susan Blake counters it with an enzuilariato. Susan Blake is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Susan Blake nails Zoe Burgess with a Hotshot. Susan Blake acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Susan Blake runs into the ropes. Zoe Burgess hits Susan Blake with a kick. Zoe Burgess goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Susan Blake counters it with a backdrop. Susan Blake yells "I'm the sexiest woman alive!!". Susan Blake acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Susan Blake takes Zoe Burgess down with a diving headbutt. Susan Blake is starting to get more cheers than boos. Susan Blake hits a fist to the midsection on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Susan Blake executes a Hotshot on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake is starting to get more cheers than boos. Susan Blake uses a back suplex on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake goes for a lariat, but Zoe Burgess ducks out of the way. Zoe Burgess puts Susan Blake in a full nelson. Susan Blake reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Zoe Burgess hits Susan Blake with a jawbreaker. Zoe Burgess whips Susan Blake into the turnbuckle, but Susan Blake reverses it. Susan Blake charges in with a running lariat. Susan Blake takes Zoe Burgess down with a power bomb. Susan Blake is starting to get more cheers than boos. Susan Blake yells "I'm the sexiest woman alive!!". Susan Blake is starting to get more cheers than boos. Susan Blake goes for the Sexy Bomb, but Zoe Burgess counters it with a roll away Zoe Burgess goes for a kick to the head, but Susan Blake blocks it. Susan Blake whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Susan Blake hits Zoe Burgess with a backdrop. Zoe Burgess falls out of the ring. Susan Blake goes through the ropes. Sean Blake comes from behind, but Zoe Burgess nails Sean Blake. Susan Blake is handed a cane. Susan Blake hits her with the cane. Susan Blake acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Susan Blake nails Zoe Burgess with a tornado DDT. Ken Goad counts: 1. Susan Blake yells "I'm the sexiest woman alive!!". Susan Blake acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Susan Blake goes for an elbowdrop, but Zoe Burgess rolls out of the way. Ken Goad counts: 2. Ken Goad counts: 3. Zoe Burgess reenters the ring. Susan Blake follows her back in. Zoe Burgess is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, shoulder up. Zoe Burgess runs into the ropes. Susan Blake uses neck-scissors on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake is starting to get more cheers than boos. Susan Blake nails Zoe Burgess with neck-scissors. Zoe Burgess begs off. Susan Blake executes a lariat on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Susan Blake whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Zoe Burgess hits Susan Blake with a shoulderblock. Zoe Burgess goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Susan Blake blocks it. Susan Blake throws Zoe Burgess out of the ring. Susan Blake jumps onto her with a plancha. Susan Blake is handed a 2x4. Susan Blake hits her with the 2x4. Susan Blake executes a kick to the midsection on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake sets up a table. Susan Blake throws Zoe Burgess back into the ring. Susan Blake goes for a power bomb, but Zoe Burgess counters it with a backdrop. Zoe Burgess executes a jawbreaker on Susan Blake. Zoe Burgess leaves the ring. She returns with the Big Ben. Holly: Look at the size of that thing! Jerome: Jealous? Zoe Burgess takes a swing at Susan Blake with the Big Ben, but she gets out of the way. Susan Blake snatches the Big Ben from her. Susan Blake hits her with the Big Ben. Susan Blake acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. Susan Blake executes a forearm to the back on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake hits a front slam on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Zoe Burgess and Susan Blake get hit with a double clothesline. Zoe Burgess hits neck-scissors on Susan Blake. Zoe Burgess goes for a back suplex, but Susan Blake counters it with a bulldog. In turn, Zoe Burgess counters it with a back suplex. Zoe Burgess goes for a flying clothesline, but Susan Blake ducks out of the way. Susan Blake uses a chop on Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake takes Zoe Burgess down with an Asai moonsault. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Susan Blake whips Zoe Burgess into the ropes. Sean Blake trips Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake punches Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake hits Zoe Burgess. Susan Blake goes for an armdrag takedown, but Zoe Burgess counters it with a backslide. Ken Goad counts: One, shoulder up. Zoe Burgess hits Susan Blake with a dropkick to the knee. Zoe Burgess goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Susan Blake blocks it. Susan Blake runs into the ropes. Zoe Burgess hits Susan Blake with a clothesline. Zoe Burgess gets a scorpion deathlock on Susan Blake. Zoe Burgess lets go after 12 seconds. Zoe Burgess hits Susan Blake with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Zoe Burgess executes the Divinity on Susan Blake. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. Zoe Burgess acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her. The winner is Zoe Burgess. Time of match: 0:08:35 Holly: Zoe Burgess with a relatively easy win, and the LoS is off to a good start tonight. We have hot Cruiserweight action next as both Christopher Thunder and Allan Jenkins are both interested in Jimmy Crush_s title. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kellie Skywalker... From Altus,OK... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Christopher Thunder His opponent... Led to the ring by Kerri Billings... Fighting out of Ann Arbor, MI... Weighing in at 226 pounds... Allan Jenkins They lock up. Allan Jenkins whips Christopher Thunder into the ropes. Christopher Thunder goes for a backspin DDT, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. Allan Jenkins uses the Swinging DDT on Christopher Thunder. Allan Jenkins gives him a monkey flip, but Christopher Thunder doesn't budge. Christopher Thunder uses a dragon suplex on Allan Jenkins. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Christopher Thunder runs into the ropes. Christopher Thunder hits a clothesline on Allan Jenkins. Christopher Thunder goes for a chokehold, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. Allan Jenkins hits Christopher Thunder. The crowd is starting to get behind Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins hits Christopher Thunder. Allan Jenkins goes for a monkey flip, but Christopher Thunder blocks it. Christopher Thunder hits Allan Jenkins with a legsweep. Christopher Thunder goes for a dragon suplex, but Allan Jenkins counters it with a go-behind. Christopher Thunder begs off. Allan Jenkins uses a swinging bulldog on Christopher Thunder. Allan Jenkins goes for a Frankensteiner, but Christopher Thunder counters it with a power bomb. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. A fan at ringside badmouths Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder runs into the ropes. Allan Jenkins misses with a clothesline. Allan Jenkins takes Christopher Thunder down with a bulldog. Allan Jenkins is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Allan Jenkins goes for an eye poke, but Christopher Thunder blocks it. Christopher Thunder goes for a duck-down move, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. Christopher Thunder begs off. Allan Jenkins goes for a European uppercut, but Christopher Thunder blocks it. Christopher Thunder executes a palm blow on Allan Jenkins. Christopher Thunder goes for a punch, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. Allan Jenkins nails Christopher Thunder with a back heel kick. Allan Jenkins whips Christopher Thunder into the ropes, but Christopher Thunder reverses it. Christopher Thunder misses with a kick. Allan Jenkins misses with a clothesline. Christopher Thunder hits a powerslam on Allan Jenkins. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Christopher Thunder takes Allan Jenkins down with a backdrop driver. Christopher Thunder pulls the tights. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. Christopher Thunder gets a surfboard on Allan Jenkins. Christopher Thunder's shoulders are on the mat. Ken Goad counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Holly: Big mistake by Christopher Thunder there ... and he had to power out to avoid being pinned. Jerome: This is already the second time tonight we_ve seen a member of the Jedi Knights almost pin themselves with a surfboard. That move should be for technical experts ONLY. Christopher Thunder nails Allan Jenkins with a moonsault bodyblock. Christopher Thunder uses the ropes for leverage. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Christopher Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with an acoustic guitar. Christopher Thunder hits him with the acoustic guitar. Christopher Thunder is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Christopher Thunder executes a backspin DDT on Allan Jenkins. A fan at ringside badmouths Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder hits him with an acoustic guitar. Christopher Thunder nails Allan Jenkins with a backdrop driver. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Christopher Thunder whips Allan Jenkins into the ropes, but Allan Jenkins reverses it. Christopher Thunder hits Allan Jenkins with a shoulderblock. Christopher Thunder runs into the ropes. Christopher Thunder goes for an Asai moonsault, but Allan Jenkins counters it with a Tombstone. A small "Allan Jenkins" chant is being started. Allan Jenkins is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Allan Jenkins uses a brain buster on Christopher Thunder. Allan Jenkins is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Allan Jenkins hits a dragon suplex on Christopher Thunder. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Allan Jenkins complains about a slow count. Christopher Thunder hits him with an acoustic guitar. Christopher Thunder takes Allan Jenkins down with an inside cradle. Christopher Thunder pulls the tights. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Christopher Thunder goes for a chokehold, but Allan Jenkins counters it with a kick to the midsection. Allan Jenkins punches Christopher Thunder. A few fans are cheering on Allan Jenkins. Christopher Thunder chops Allan Jenkins. The crowd is booing Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder kicks Allan Jenkins. Christopher Thunder hits a Frankensteiner on Allan Jenkins. Christopher Thunder pulls the tights. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Christopher Thunder goes for a spinning power bomb, but Allan Jenkins counters it with a bulldog. A small "Allan Jenkins" chant is being started. Allan Jenkins catches Christopher Thunder in a grapevine. Christopher Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Allan Jenkins throws Christopher Thunder out of the ring. Allan Jenkins jumps onto him with a shooting star press. The crowd is cheering on Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins nails Christopher Thunder with a kick to the groin. Ken Goad counts: 1. Allan Jenkins gives him a Hotshot, but Christopher Thunder doesn't budge. Allan Jenkins reenters the ring. Christopher Thunder follows him back in. Allan Jenkins kicks Christopher Thunder. Allan Jenkins is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Allan Jenkins punches Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder kicks Allan Jenkins. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Christopher Thunder kicks Allan Jenkins. The crowd is booing Christopher Thunder. Allan Jenkins hits Christopher Thunder. The crowd is really behind Allan Jenkins. Christopher Thunder punches Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins hits Christopher Thunder. There are lots of chants for Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins kicks Christopher Thunder. The crowd is really behind Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins goes for a monkey flip, but Christopher Thunder blocks it. Christopher Thunder hits Allan Jenkins. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Christopher Thunder punches Allan Jenkins. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Christopher Thunder chops Allan Jenkins. Christopher Thunder whips Allan Jenkins into the ropes. Christopher Thunder hits Allan Jenkins with a backdrop. Christopher Thunder whips Allan Jenkins into the ropes. Allan Jenkins executes a back heel kick on Christopher Thunder. Allan Jenkins takes Christopher Thunder down with a leg lariat. Allan Jenkins hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Christopher Thunder. Christopher Thunder begs off. Allan Jenkins takes Christopher Thunder down with a frog splash. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Allan Jenkins takes Christopher Thunder down with a springboard dropkick. Allan Jenkins whips Christopher Thunder into the turnbuckle, but Christopher Thunder reverses it. Christopher Thunder runs shoulder-first into the corner. Christopher Thunder nails Allan Jenkins with a fist to the midsection. Christopher Thunder whips Allan Jenkins into the ropes, but Allan Jenkins reverses it. Allan Jenkins goes for a back heel kick, but Christopher Thunder blocks it. Christopher Thunder hits a clothesline on Allan Jenkins. Christopher Thunder whips Allan Jenkins into the ropes. Allan Jenkins hits Christopher Thunder with a shoulderblock. Allan Jenkins goes for reverse brainbuster, but Christopher Thunder counters it with a backward kick. Christopher Thunder nails Allan Jenkins with a legsweep. Christopher Thunder throws Allan Jenkins out of the ring. Christopher Thunder goes through the ropes. Ken Goad counts: 1. Kellie Skywalker comes from behind, but Allan Jenkins nails Kellie Skywalker. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ken Goad counts: 2. Christopher Thunder sets up a table. Christopher Thunder whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. Ken Goad counts: 3. Christopher Thunder whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. Christopher Thunder hits a jack-knife power bomb on Allan Jenkins. Ken Goad counts: 4. Christopher Thunder sets up Allan Jenkins on the table. Christopher Thunder tries to drive Allan Jenkins through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. There are lots of chants for Allan Jenkins. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ken Goad counts: 5. They're brawling inside the ring area. Christopher Thunder nails Allan Jenkins with a gutwrench suplex. Ken Goad counts: 6. Christopher Thunder knocks Allan Jenkins into the ringsteps. Ken Goad counts: 7. Christopher Thunder hits Allan Jenkins with a backspin DDT. Ken Goad counts: 8. Christopher Thunder whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. Christopher Thunder is handed the brass knuckles. Christopher Thunder hits him with the brass knuckles. Christopher Thunder is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Christopher Thunder whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. Christopher Thunder throws Allan Jenkins back into the ring. Christopher Thunder is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. Christopher Thunder is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The winner is Christopher Thunder. Time of match: 0:09:49 Holly: And the OTHER C-Thunder wins in what I would have to call an upset. Jerome: Well Holly, I_m not so sure. Thunder has experience; and he is arguably the most talented Jedi Knight. But ATK will bounce back from this and still have a good night. Holly: Six man tag action next as The Dream Team takes on Smooth Operator, Sebastian Cage, and The Preacher. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-six man tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline and Dominique... At a total combined weight of 832 pounds... Smooth Operator, "The Hot Commodity" Sebastian Cage and The Preacher Their opponents... Led to the ring by The Dream Coach... At a total combined weight of 730 pounds... The Nightmare Express and The Philadelphia Eagle They lock up. Dream Warrior punches The Preacher. The crowd is giving Dream Warrior a standing ovation. Dream Warrior kicks The Preacher. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Preacher kicks Dream Warrior. The Preacher chops Dream Warrior. The Preacher is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dream Warrior punches The Preacher. The crowd erupts. The Preacher hits Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior chops The Preacher. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Dream Warrior. The Preacher punches Dream Warrior. The Preacher hits a chop on Dream Warrior. The Preacher takes Dream Warrior down with a forearm to the back. The Preacher hits Dream Warrior with a flying Tomahawk. The crowd is cheering on The Preacher. Smooth Operator enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Preacher and Smooth Operator hit Dream Warrior with a double flying kneedrop The Preacher and Smooth Operator hit Dream Warrior with a double flying kneedrop The Philadelphia Eagle enters the ring and lays out Smooth Operator. The crowd is giving The Philadelphia Eagle a standing ovation. Dream Warrior and The Philadelphia Eagle whip The Preacher into the ropes. They hit The Preacher with a double fist to the midsection. The Philadelphia Eagle leaves the ring. Dream Warrior throws The Preacher out of the ring. Darren Lloyd counts: one, two, three, The Preacher reenters the ring. Dream Warrior chops The Preacher. The crowd is giving Dream Warrior a standing ovation. Dream Warrior chops The Preacher. Dream Warrior hits The Preacher. The chants for Dream Warrior are deafening. Dream Warrior goes for a backbreaker, but The Preacher counters it with a facerake. The Preacher hits a jack-knife power bomb on Dream Warrior. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Preacher tags out to Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage hits Dream Warrior with a moonsault. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage uses a fist to the midsection on Dream Warrior. Sebastian Cage takes Dream Warrior down with leg scissors. Sebastian Cage goes for a backdrop driver, but Dream Warrior counters it with a go-behind. In turn, Sebastian Cage counters it with a backward kick. Sebastian Cage chops Dream Warrior. Sebastian Cage chops Dream Warrior. The Preacher enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage and The Preacher whip Dream Warrior into the ropes. They hit Dream Warrior with a double backdrop. The Preacher leaves the ring. Sebastian Cage goes for a handspring elbow, but Dream Warrior side-steps and Sebastian Cage only hits air. Dream Warrior is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Dream Warrior takes Sebastian Cage down with a jumping DDT. The chants for Dream Warrior are deafening. Dream Warrior executes a moonsault bodyblock on Sebastian Cage. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans. The crowd is behind Dream Warrior all the way. Dream Warrior nails Sebastian Cage with a bodyslam. Dream Warrior goes for an abdominal stretch, but Sebastian Cage counters it with an elbowsmash. Sebastian Cage tags out to The Preacher. The Preacher and Sebastian Cage whip Dream Warrior into the ropes. They hit Dream Warrior with a double clothesline. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. The Preacher hits Dream Warrior with a jack-knife power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Bad Dreams makes the save. The Preacher whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Dream Warrior goes for a lariat, but The Preacher ducks out of the way. The Preacher goes for a brain buster, but Dream Warrior counters it with a headbutt. Dream Warrior hits The Preacher with a double underhook piledriver. Dream Warrior tags out to The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage enters the ring and throws Dream Warrior out of the ring. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sebastian Cage sets up the chair. Sebastian Cage gives him a piledriver, but The Philadelphia Eagle only stares at him. The Preacher gives him a diving shoulderblock, but The Philadelphia Eagle only stares at him. Holly: Unfazed huh? He must be on those Pain Killers that so many NFL Players like to use. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. The Preacher runs into the ropes. The Dream Coach trips The Preacher. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. The Preacher runs into the ropes. The Philadelphia Eagle hits The Preacher with a clothesline. The Preacher falls out of the ring. Darren Lloyd counts: one, The Preacher reenters the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle executes an avalanche on The Preacher. The crowd is giving The Philadelphia Eagle a standing ovation. Dream Warrior enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Philadelphia Eagle and Dream Warrior whip The Preacher into the ropes. They hit The Preacher with a double backdrop. Dream Warrior executes a lariat on The Preacher. The crowd is behind Dream Warrior all the way. The Philadelphia Eagle puts The Preacher in the torture rack. The Preacher is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Preacher tries to escape the hold. The Preacher breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Dream Warrior leaves the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle puts The Preacher in a double chickenwing submission. The Preacher tries to escape the hold. The Preacher is struggling to reach the ropes. The Preacher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 28 seconds. The Philadelphia Eagle hits The Preacher. The crowd is behind The Philadelphia Eagle all the way. The Preacher hits The Philadelphia Eagle. The Preacher is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Preacher hits The Philadelphia Eagle. The Preacher chops The Philadelphia Eagle. The crowd is cheering on The Preacher. The Philadelphia Eagle chops The Preacher. The Philadelphia Eagle kicks The Preacher. The Philadelphia Eagle gets the Cross-faced chicken wing on The Preacher. The Preacher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for the Cross-faced chicken wing, but The Preacher blocks it. The Preacher punches The Philadelphia Eagle. The crowd is cheering on The Preacher. The Preacher hits The Philadelphia Eagle. The crowd is cheering on The Preacher. The Preacher tags out to Sebastian Cage. The Preacher hits a lariat on The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage uses a bridging back suplex on The Philadelphia Eagle. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage and The Preacher whip The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes. They hit The Philadelphia Eagle with a double fist to the midsection. Dream Warrior enters the ring and lays out The Preacher. The Philadelphia Eagle and Dream Warrior whip Sebastian Cage into the ropes. They hit Sebastian Cage with a double kick to the midsection. Dream Warrior leaves the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle runs into the ropes. The Philadelphia Eagle misses with an elbow. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle with an elbow. Sebastian Cage executes a jumping DDT on The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sebastian Cage uses a spinebuster slam on The Philadelphia Eagle. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage uses a tiger driver on The Philadelphia Eagle. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a shoulderblock. Sebastian Cage goes for a handspring elbow, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. The Philadelphia Eagle nails Sebastian Cage with rolling clothesline. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits a swinging neckbreaker on The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage goes for a short arm scissors, but The Philadelphia Eagle blocks it. The Philadelphia Eagle nails Sebastian Cage with a single arm DDT. The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. The Philadelphia Eagle sets up the chair. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Sebastian Cage with a spinning DDT onto the chair. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage rolls out of the way. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Sebastian Cage goes for a short arm scissors, but The Philadelphia Eagle blocks it. The Philadelphia Eagle gets an airplane spin on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage tries to fight the pain. Sebastian Cage is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd asks Sebastian Cage if he should stop the fight. Sebastian Cage shakes his head. Sebastian Cage breaks the hold after 29 seconds. Sebastian Cage whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the turnbuckle, but The Philadelphia Eagle reverses it. The Philadelphia Eagle charges in with a running lariat, but Sebastian Cage moves out of the way. Sebastian Cage executes a jumping DDT on The Philadelphia Eagle. The Preacher enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior enters the ring, but gets cut off. The Preacher goes for a lariat, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with an armbar submission. The Preacher reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. The Preacher leaves the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle uses a rolling kick on Sebastian Cage. The Philadelphia Eagle executes the NFL Drop on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is inching his way towards the ropes. Sebastian Cage is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd tells Sebastian Cage to respond or he'll stop the fight. Sebastian Cage nods. Darren Lloyd asks Sebastian Cage if he's still there. Sebastian Cage nods. Darren Lloyd asks Sebastian Cage if he should stop the fight. Sebastian Cage shakes his head. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 34 seconds. The Philadelphia Eagle attempts to place Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle with an elbow. Sebastian Cage executes a bulldog headlock on The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Sebastian Cage nails The Philadelphia Eagle with spinning headscissors. Sebastian Cage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sebastian Cage hits a DDT on The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sebastian Cage goes for a DDT, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... The Philadelphia Eagle whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage misses with an elbow. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a shoulderblock. Sebastian Cage places The Philadelphia Eagle on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage nails The Philadelphia Eagle with a double underhook superplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage hits a piledriver on The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes, but The Philadelphia Eagle reverses it. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle with an elbow. Sebastian Cage whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Sebastian Cage with a shoulderblock. The Philadelphia Eagle is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Dominique puts Sebastian Cage's foot on the rope. The Philadelphia Eagle nails Sebastian Cage with a kick to the groin. The Philadelphia Eagle executes the T-bone suplex on Sebastian Cage. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a backdrop driver, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a facerake. Sebastian Cage whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a clothesline. The Philadelphia Eagle uses a rolling kick on Sebastian Cage. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a spinebuster slam. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a jumping neck snap. Sebastian Cage attempts to place The Philadelphia Eagle on the turnbuckle, but The Philadelphia Eagle blocks it. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle. The crowd is really behind Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage kicks The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage punches The Philadelphia Eagle. The crowd is really behind Sebastian Cage. Smooth Operator enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bad Dreams enters the ring and lays out Smooth Operator. Bad Dreams goes for a leg lariat, but Sebastian Cage ducks out of the way. Sebastian Cage and Smooth Operator hit The Philadelphia Eagle with a double DDT. Sebastian Cage and Smooth Operator whip The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes. They hit The Philadelphia Eagle with a double elbowsmash. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. Sebastian Cage attempts to place The Philadelphia Eagle on the turnbuckle, but The Philadelphia Eagle blocks it. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle breaks the hold after 10 seconds. Jerome: Philly Eagle may have powered of the Caged Fury ... but he is hurting. This may be a factor later. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a shoulderblock. Sebastian Cage throws The Philadelphia Eagle out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. There are lots of chants for Sebastian Cage. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator goes for a flying lariat, but The Dream Coach shoves him off the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator has the crowd going wild. Darren Lloyd threatens The Philadelphia Eagle with disqualification. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for the NFL Drop, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. The Philadelphia Eagle executes a thrust kick to the head on Sebastian Cage. Darren Lloyd counts: 1. The Philadelphia Eagle knocks Sebastian Cage into the ringpost. The Philadelphia Eagle sets up a table. Darren Lloyd counts: 2. Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Bad Dreams. Sebastian Cage and Smooth Operator hit The Philadelphia Eagle with a double short arm scissors. Sebastian Cage whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the guardrail. Darren Lloyd counts: 3. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator goes for a short lariat, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. The Philadelphia Eagle is handed the football helmet. The Philadelphia Eagle hits him with the football helmet. The crowd is giving The Philadelphia Eagle a standing ovation. The Philadelphia Eagle executes a bulldog headlock on Sebastian Cage. The Philadelphia Eagle executes the NFL Drop on Sebastian Cage on the concrete floor. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sebastian Cage is out cold. The Philadelphia Eagle sets up Sebastian Cage on the table. The Philadelphia Eagle tries to drive Sebastian Cage through the table with a splash, but he blocks it. Sebastian Cage whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage goes for a DDT, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with a low blow. Darren Lloyd counts: 4. Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one. Bad Dreams nails Sebastian Cage with a leg lariat. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a backdrop driver, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backward kick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Sebastian Cage and Smooth Operator hit The Philadelphia Eagle with a double DDT. Sebastian Cage hits a Western suplex on The Philadelphia Eagle. Darren Lloyd counts: 5. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Bad Dreams comes over, but gets cut off. Smooth Operator executes a flying lariat on The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage uses a bridging back suplex on The Philadelphia Eagle. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator uses a short lariat on The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage takes The Philadelphia Eagle down with a German suplex. They're brawling inside the ring area. Darren Lloyd counts: 6. Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Bad Dreams. Smooth Operator hits a short lariat on The Philadelphia Eagle. Sebastian Cage goes for a bridging back suplex, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with a facerake. Dominique comes from behind, but The Philadelphia Eagle nails Dominique. Sebastian Cage reenters the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle follows him back in. Sebastian Cage catches The Philadelphia Eagle totally by surprise. The crowd is really behind Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on The Philadelphia Eagle. The Philadelphia Eagle summons one last burst of energy. The Philadelphia Eagle submits after 13 seconds. There are lots of chants for Sebastian Cage. The winners are Smooth Operator, Sebastian Cage and The Preacher. Time of match: 0:18:05 Holly: There was no escape this time as Sebastian Cage secures the win for his team after applying his Caged Fury to Philadelphia Eagle for the second time. No doubt these men will be looking for a shot at the winners of our next match who ... Jerome: Hold on Holly ... there is something going on in the back again. (We are about to proceed with the next match, when suddenly the AGW camera crew cuts to a scene in the underground parking lot. The audience is able to see a very recognizable long, black limo. The limo belongs to the current AGW World Heavyweight Champion, MARK PARIS. The wailing of the car's security system can be heard echoing of the cold cement walls of the underground parking lot. As the camera moves in, it becomes apparent that the windshield has been smashed in by a foriegn object of some sort. As the camera zooms in, we are able to peer inside and catch sight of the object that did the damage. The object is an empty bottle of Canadian beer, more specifically, it is a bottle of LABATT'S *50* ALE...) Holly: Canada ... Labatt_s *50* Ale ... violence ... I can_t quite put my finger on it, but something seems familiar about all of that ... Well, anyway, our first title match of Ringmaster is next, and it is a three way dance. Jerome: That_s right Holly. The Champs: Corporation X_s A team defend against former champs The Z-Team, and former champs the LoS "brute squad." As for me ... well I don_t like the LoS but they are just 3 double tough guys. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-six man tag team triangle match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW 3 Man Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Klilyn and Nappa... At a total combined weight of 891 pounds... The Saiyans and Brolly Their opponents... Led to the ring by "Bullet" Bob Smith and Zoe Burgess... At a total combined weight of 982 pounds... Righteous Bounty Hunter, "The Racist Bastard" Dan Sexton and Isaac Bacitt Their opponents... Led to the ring by Candi, Rose Morris, Alex DiGiacomo and Wonder Woman... At a total combined weight of 834 pounds... The AGW 3 Man Tag Team Champions... Unleaded, "Brought to you by Pepsi One" Shawn Michaels and The "Head Break" Kid They lock up. Brolly goes for the torture rack, but Shawn Michaels counters it with an elbowsmash. Shawn Michaels hits a kick to the midsection on Brolly. Shawn Michaels goes for a flying dropkick, but Brolly ducks out of the way. Brolly chops Shawn Michaels. There are lots of chants for Brolly. Shawn Michaels hits Brolly. Shawn Michaels further incites the crowd. Brolly chops Shawn Michaels. Brolly goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Unleaded enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Unleaded hits an enzuigiri to the face on Brolly. Numerous fans are using Unleaded for target practice. Shawn Michaels goes for a back suplex, but Brolly blocks it. Unleaded leaves the ring. Brolly goes for a clothesline, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a crucifix. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Shawn Michaels complains about a slow count. Shawn Michaels hits Brolly with a kneelift. Shawn Michaels tags out to Unleaded. Son Goku enters the ring and lays out Shawn Michaels. Brolly and Son Goku whip Unleaded into the ropes. They attempt to hit Unleaded with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash. Son Goku leaves the ring. Unleaded whips Brolly into the ropes, but Brolly reverses it. Unleaded misses with a kick. Brolly hits an uppercut punch on Unleaded. Brolly tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt goes for a European uppercut, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded tags out to Brolly. Brolly whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. Brolly hits Isaac Bacitt with a clothesline. Brolly uses a powerslam on Isaac Bacitt. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt begs off. Brolly tags out to Unleaded. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt misses with an elbow. Unleaded misses with a kick. Isaac Bacitt hits Unleaded with a shoulderblock. Isaac Bacitt goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it. Isaac Bacitt hits Unleaded with a clothesline. Unleaded falls out of the ring. Isaac Bacitt goes through the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter hit Unleaded with a double bodyslam. Isaac Bacitt executes a reverse neckbreaker on Unleaded. Righteous Bounty Hunter comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter hit Unleaded with a double bodyslam. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Unleaded. Isaac Bacitt whips Unleaded into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Righteous Bounty Hunter comes over to make it two-on-one. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for the Discus Punch, but Unleaded blocks it. Shawn Michaels uses an inside cradle on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Shawn Michaels throws Righteous Bounty Hunter back into the ring. Shawn Michaels brings the table into the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Shawn Michaels with a vertical suplex. Righteous Bounty Hunter gets a stomach claw on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels is valiantly trying to break the hold. Shawn Michaels is valiantly trying to break the hold. Shawn Michaels tries to fight the pain. Righteous Bounty Hunter lets go after 19 seconds. Righteous Bounty Hunter is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Righteous Bounty Hunter sets up Shawn Michaels on the table. Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to drive Shawn Michaels through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it. Shawn Michaels goes for a German suplex, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a facerake. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a gutbuster, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a front-layout suplex. Shawn Michaels is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Shawn Michaels goes for a headlock takedown, but Righteous Bounty Hunter throws him off. Righteous Bounty Hunter sets up Shawn Michaels on the table. Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to drive Shawn Michaels through the table with a tombstone piledriver, but he blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Shawn Michaels with a cobra clutch suplex. The crowd is wildly cheering Righteous Bounty Hunter with only a few scattered boos audible. Righteous Bounty Hunter sets up Shawn Michaels on the table. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes a tombstone piledriver through the table. The table didn't break. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it. Isaac Bacitt hits Shawn Michaels with a flying lariat. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Isaac Bacitt whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it. Shawn Michaels uses a kick to the midsection on Isaac Bacitt. Shawn Michaels tags out to Unleaded. Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a Gorilla Press. The cheers for Isaac Bacitt are drowning out the boos. In turn, Shawn Michaels counters it with a facerake. Unleaded places Isaac Bacitt on the turnbuckle. Unleaded hits a top-rope power bomb on Isaac Bacitt. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels leaves the ring. Unleaded nails Isaac Bacitt with a spear. Unleaded uses the Doctor Bomb on Isaac Bacitt. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded complains about a slow count. Unleaded takes Isaac Bacitt down with a series of kicks to the midsection. Unleaded is going for the pin. Unleaded pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded executes a spear on Isaac Bacitt. Unleaded leaves the ring. He returns with a sheet of glass. Unleaded goes for a running shoulderblock, but Isaac Bacitt side-steps and Unleaded only hits air. Isaac Bacitt runs into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt nails Unleaded with a flying lariat. Isaac Bacitt is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton hits Unleaded with a powerslam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton hits him with a sheet of glass. (The sheet of glass cracks) Dan Sexton uses a leaping swinging DDT on Unleaded. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dan Sexton rams him into a sheet of glass. (The sheet of glass cracks again ... but it still hasn_t broken) Dan Sexton runs into the ropes. Dan Sexton goes for a backspin DDT, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded takes a swing at Dan Sexton with the sheet of glass, but he gets out of the way. Dan Sexton snatches the sheet of glass from him. Dan Sexton hits him with the sheet of glass. (Glass flies everywhere, and a large shattering sound is heard) Jerome: DAMN!! What a shot! Dan Sexton acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Derek Aston throws the sheet of glass out of the ring. (Well, actually, he threw out the small piece that didn_t shatter) Dan Sexton hits Unleaded with the T-bone suplex. Dan Sexton uses a jumping DDT on Unleaded. Dan Sexton acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Dan Sexton whips Unleaded into the ropes. Dan Sexton hits Unleaded with a shoulderblock. Dan Sexton nails Unleaded with a heart punch. Dan Sexton is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Dan Sexton tags out to Isaac Bacitt. The "Head Break" Kid enters the ring, but gets cut off. Isaac Bacitt and Dan Sexton whip Unleaded into the ropes. They hit Unleaded with a double fist to the midsection. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Brolly. Unleaded spits in your eyes. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. He goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Brolly whips Unleaded into the ropes. Brolly hits Unleaded with a backdrop. Brolly is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Brolly sets up Unleaded on the table. Brolly tries to drive Unleaded through the table with a power bomb, but he blocks it. Unleaded tags out to The "Head Break" Kid. Unleaded hits a sidewalk slam on Brolly. The "Head Break" Kid executes a flying somersault dropkick on Brolly. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid and Unleaded whip Brolly into the ropes. They hit Brolly with a double kick to the midsection. Unleaded leaves the ring. The "Head Break" Kid goes for an inverted DDT, but Brolly blocks it. Brolly gets a chokehold on The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid tries to escape the hold. The "Head Break" Kid is struggling to reach the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Son Goku enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brolly and Son Goku whip The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes. Brolly and Son Goku hit The "Head Break" Kid with a double bodyslam. Son Goku leaves the ring. Brolly catches The "Head Break" Kid in a chokehold. The "Head Break" Kid is valiantly trying to break the hold. The "Head Break" Kid is inching his way towards the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid tries to fight the pain. The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. Brolly takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a headbutt. Brolly goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but The "Head Break" Kid slides down his back. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Brolly counters it with a backward kick. Brolly goes for a backbreaker, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid hits Brolly with a shoulderblock. The "Head Break" Kid sets up Brolly on the table. The "Head Break" Kid tries to drive Brolly through the table with an Asai moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. The crowd erupts. Brolly executes a backbreaker on The "Head Break" Kid. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Brolly is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Brolly runs into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid hits a back heel kick on Brolly. The "Head Break" Kid hits a slingshot clothesline on Brolly. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. The "Head Break" Kid hits a Russian legsweep on Brolly. The "Head Break" Kid tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt catches Brolly in a chokehold. Brolly tries to escape the hold. Brolly is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brolly reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Isaac Bacitt uses a faceslam on Brolly. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton nails Brolly with a crucifix power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton gives the sign for the Deadweight. Dan Sexton executes the Deadweight on Brolly. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Son Goku makes the save. Dan Sexton nails Brolly with a forearm smash. Dan Sexton goes for an inverted DDT, but Brolly blocks it. Brolly catches Dan Sexton in a choke lift. Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brolly takes Dan Sexton down with a fist to the midsection. Brolly tags out to Son Goku. Isaac Bacitt enters the ring, but gets cut off. Son Goku and Brolly whip Dan Sexton into the ropes. Son Goku and Brolly hit Dan Sexton with a double bodyslam. Isaac Bacitt gets back up and throws Brolly out of the ring. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Dan Sexton and Isaac Bacitt hit Son Goku with a double Gorilla Press. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. Dan Sexton nails Son Goku with a forearm smash. Dan Sexton tags out to Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a side headlock, but Son Goku counters it with a back suplex. Son Goku uses a fist to the midsection on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Son Goku hits the Cyclone Kick on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Son Goku tags out to Vegeta. Vegeta and Son Goku whip Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. Vegeta and Son Goku hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double back heel kick. Dan Sexton enters the ring and throws Son Goku out of the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Dan Sexton hit Vegeta with a double back heel kick. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes a tombstone piledriver on Vegeta. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes a big boot to the face on Vegeta. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Dan Sexton. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Vegeta with a piledriver. Dan Sexton places Vegeta on the turnbuckle. Dan Sexton nails Vegeta with the Fisherman buster from the top rope. Dan Sexton seemingly enjoys the boos. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Vegeta with a clothesline. Dan Sexton takes Vegeta down with a bridging back suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Derek Aston counts: One, Dan Sexton lifts a shoulder, two, kickout. Righteous Bounty Hunter leaves the ring. Dan Sexton takes Vegeta down with an arm bite. Dan Sexton punches Vegeta. Dan Sexton seemingly enjoys the boos. Vegeta chops Dan Sexton. Vegeta whips Dan Sexton into the ropes. Dan Sexton hits Vegeta with a kick. Dan Sexton throws Vegeta out of the ring. Dan Sexton goes through the ropes. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Son Goku comes over, but gets cut off. Dan Sexton and Isaac Bacitt hit Vegeta with a double Gorilla Press. Isaac Bacitt climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Vegeta nails him in the stomach. Isaac Bacitt falls onto the top turnbuckle. Vegeta seemingly enjoys the boos. Son Goku comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton falls back into the ring. Vegeta goes for a dragon suplex, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way. Dan Sexton sets up a table. Dan Sexton whips Vegeta into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Son Goku comes over to make it two-on-one. Son Goku hits a spin kick on Dan Sexton. Vegeta goes for a German suplex, but Dan Sexton blocks it. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Vegeta. Dan Sexton goes for a fisherman suplex, but Vegeta blocks it. Vegeta reenters the ring. Dan Sexton follows him back in. Vegeta nails Dan Sexton with a dropkick to the knee. Vegeta uses a knee to the back on Dan Sexton. Son Goku enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Vegeta and Son Goku whip Dan Sexton into the ropes. They hit Dan Sexton with a double elbowsmash. Vegeta and Son Goku whip Dan Sexton into the ropes. Vegeta and Son Goku hit Dan Sexton with a double thrust kick to the head. Vegeta and Son Goku whip Dan Sexton into the ropes. Vegeta and Son Goku hit Dan Sexton with a double spin kick. Son Goku leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Son Goku sets up the chair. Son Goku goes for a bodyslam, but Dan Sexton counters it with a small package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton complains about a slow count. Son Goku rolls out of the ring. Dan Sexton whips Vegeta into the ropes, but Vegeta reverses it. Dan Sexton misses with a clothesline. Vegeta goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Dan Sexton counters it with a cradle suplex. Dan Sexton seemingly enjoys the boos. Dan Sexton nails Vegeta with the Running Ligerbomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dan Sexton yells "100% Pure White Meat". Dan Sexton seemingly enjoys the boos. Jerome: Sexton was actually getting over with the Canadian fans until he came back with that racist crap again. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Dan Sexton goes for a forearm smash, but Vegeta blocks it. Vegeta runs into the ropes. Vegeta nails Dan Sexton with a thrust kick to the head. Vegeta is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Vegeta goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way. Dan Sexton runs into the ropes. Dan Sexton hits Vegeta with an elbow. Dan Sexton is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt and Dan Sexton whip Vegeta into the ropes. They hit Vegeta with a double elbowsmash. Isaac Bacitt and Dan Sexton whip Vegeta into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt and Dan Sexton hit Vegeta with a double Gorilla Press. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. Isaac Bacitt whips Vegeta into the ropes, but Vegeta reverses it. Vegeta nails Isaac Bacitt with a clothesline. Vegeta tags out to Son Goku. Dan Sexton enters the ring, but gets cut off. Son Goku and Vegeta hit Isaac Bacitt with a double back heel kick. Vegeta leaves the ring. Son Goku leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Son Goku runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Son Goku uses a kick to the head on Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt bumps into Derek Aston. Son Goku hits a handspring elbow on Isaac Bacitt. Son Goku goes for a flying forearm, but Isaac Bacitt ducks out of the way. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Righteous Bounty Hunter. Brolly enters the ring and lays out Isaac Bacitt. The crowd erupts. Brolly uses a palm blow on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Son Goku hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a dragon suplex. There is no referee to count. Brolly leaves the ring. Son Goku executes a flying forearm on Righteous Bounty Hunter. The crowd is going crazy. Derek Aston is back on the job. Son Goku goes for the Kamehameha, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a duck-down move. Isaac Bacitt enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brolly enters the ring and lays out Isaac Bacitt. Son Goku and Brolly whip Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. They attempt to hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double fist to the midsection , but he counters it with a double clothesline. Brolly leaves the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Son Goku down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a backbreaker, but Son Goku blocks it. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Son Goku runs into the ropes. Son Goku takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a thrust kick to the head. The crowd is behind Son Goku all the way. Son Goku hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a bodyslam. Brolly enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Son Goku and Brolly whip Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. They hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double fist to the midsection. Brolly leaves the ring. Son Goku hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a dragon suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Son Goku takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a dragon suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Son Goku hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a DDT. The chants for Son Goku are deafening. Son Goku hits a series of kicks on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Son Goku catches Righteous Bounty Hunter in an octopus hold. Righteous Bounty Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Son Goku executes an elbow to the midsection on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Son Goku goes for a handspring elbow, but Righteous Bounty Hunter side-steps and Son Goku only hits air. Righteous Bounty Hunter leaves the ring. He returns with a branding iron. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits him with the branding iron. Righteous Bounty Hunter is being booed out of the building. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt hits Son Goku with a European uppercut. Isaac Bacitt whips Son Goku into the ropes. Son Goku goes for a palm blow, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt chokes him with a branding iron. Isaac Bacitt locks Son Goku in a choke against the ropes. Son Goku is close to escaping the hold. Isaac Bacitt lets go after 14 seconds. Isaac Bacitt nails Son Goku with an atomic drop. Isaac Bacitt chokes him with a branding iron. Isaac Bacitt executes a swinging neckbreaker on Son Goku. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the branding iron. Isaac Bacitt is being booed out of the building. Isaac Bacitt takes Son Goku down with a power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Isaac Bacitt goes for a bearhug, but Son Goku counters it with a facerake. The chants for Son Goku are deafening. Son Goku hits Isaac Bacitt. The crowd is behind Son Goku all the way. Son Goku executes a spin kick on Isaac Bacitt. Son Goku chops Isaac Bacitt. The chants for Son Goku are deafening. Son Goku hits Isaac Bacitt. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Isaac Bacitt hits Son Goku. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Isaac Bacitt chops Son Goku. Isaac Bacitt chokes him with a branding iron. Klilyn tries to interfere, but Zoe Burgess prevents him from doing so. Isaac Bacitt goes for a chokehold, but Son Goku counters it with a facerake. Son Goku whips Isaac Bacitt into the turnbuckle. Son Goku charges in with a handspring elbow. Son Goku executes an inverted DDT on Isaac Bacitt. Son Goku goes for an enzuigiri, but Isaac Bacitt ducks out of the way. Isaac Bacitt goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Son Goku counters it with a backdrop. Son Goku leaves the ring. He returns with a wooden chair. Isaac Bacitt begs off. Son Goku whips him into a wooden chair. Isaac Bacitt is busted wide open. Son Goku whips Isaac Bacitt into the turnbuckle. Son Goku throws him through a wooden chair. Son Goku hits Isaac Bacitt with a handspring elbow. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Son Goku. Son Goku hits him with the wooden chair. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Derek Aston throws the wooden chair out of the ring. Son Goku hits Isaac Bacitt with a spin kick. Son Goku executes a thrust kick to the head on Isaac Bacitt. Son Goku gives the sign for the Kamehameha. Son Goku executes the Kamehameha on Isaac Bacitt. Holly: How_s he DO that? Lighting? Special effects? Jerome: He_s an alien Holly ... He just has special powers. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Son Goku goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Isaac Bacitt's foot on the rope. Son Goku leaves the ring. He returns with the Klilyn. Son Goku hits him with the Klilyn. Holly: Klilyn?! Isn_t he/it their manager? Son Goku whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it. Isaac Bacitt hits Son Goku with a kick. Dan Sexton enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt and Dan Sexton hit Son Goku with a double Gorilla Press. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. Isaac Bacitt goes for a flying lariat, but Son Goku ducks out of the way. Son Goku throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring. Son Goku goes through the ropes. Son Goku knocks Isaac Bacitt into the ringpost. Vegeta comes over to make it two-on-one. Vegeta nails Isaac Bacitt with an enzuigiri to the face. Son Goku goes for a full nelson, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt and Dan Sexton hit Son Goku with a double Gorilla Press. Isaac Bacitt sets up Son Goku on the table. Isaac Bacitt executes a power bomb through the table. The table didn't break. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Isaac Bacitt whips Son Goku into the guardrail. Isaac Bacitt whips Son Goku into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Vegeta comes over to make it two-on-one. Son Goku and Vegeta hit Isaac Bacitt with a double spin kick. Dan Sexton comes over, but gets cut off. Son Goku and Vegeta hit Isaac Bacitt with a double spin kick. Dan Sexton gets back up and lays out Vegeta. Isaac Bacitt and Dan Sexton hit Son Goku with a double Gorilla Press. Isaac Bacitt whips Son Goku into the guardrail. Isaac Bacitt uses a kick to the thigh on Son Goku. Isaac Bacitt goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku knocks Isaac Bacitt into the ringsteps. Son Goku whips Isaac Bacitt into the guardrail. Son Goku knocks Isaac Bacitt into the ringpost. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Vegeta comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton comes over and lays out Vegeta. Dan Sexton further incites the crowd. Isaac Bacitt executes a flying forearm on Son Goku. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt reenters the ring. Son Goku follows him back in. Isaac Bacitt executes the Crippler on Son Goku. Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Holly: Oh. Bad ring positioning by Bacitt; or The Z-Team would have been eliminated right there. Isaac Bacitt kicks Son Goku. Son Goku chops Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt chops Son Goku. Numerous fans are using Isaac Bacitt for target practice. Isaac Bacitt gets a bearhug on Son Goku. Son Goku is valiantly trying to break the hold. Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Isaac Bacitt kicks Son Goku. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Isaac Bacitt kicks Son Goku. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Son Goku punches Isaac Bacitt. The crowd erupts. Son Goku hits Isaac Bacitt with a flying forearm. The crowd erupts. Vegeta enters the ring. Son Goku and Vegeta hit Isaac Bacitt with the Final Kamehameha. HOLLY: HOLY MOLY!! Jerome: I think Bacitt is DEAD! And everybody else is stunned by that bright flash of light caused by the Final Kamehameha. Son Goku goes for the pin. The crowd erupts. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Isaac Bacitt has been eliminated. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winners are The Saiyans and Brolly. Time of match: 0:25:37 Holly: Well, Jerome_s favorites have been eliminated. Will it be the champs, or the former champs? They lock up. Son Goku hits The "Head Break" Kid with a cartwheel kick. Son Goku goes for a cartwheel kick, but The "Head Break" Kid side-steps and Son Goku only hits air. The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The "Head Break" Kid hits a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on Son Goku. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... The "Head Break" Kid executes a jumping side kick on Son Goku. Numerous fans are using The "Head Break" Kid for target practice. The "Head Break" Kid executes a moonsault on Son Goku. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid nails Son Goku with a flying somersault bodyblock. The "Head Break" Kid executes a spinning power bomb on Son Goku. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid tags Unleaded. Unleaded lifts Son Goku up. Holly: This doesn_t look good. The "Head Break" Kid nails Son Goku with the Super Face Breaker and goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Klilyn puts Son Goku's foot on the rope. Jerome: Klilyn ... Unleaded runs into the ropes. Unleaded hits Son Goku with an elbow. Unleaded places Son Goku on the turnbuckle. Unleaded hits a top-rope power bomb on Son Goku. Unleaded pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Klilyn puts Son Goku's foot on the rope. Holly: Klilyn isn_t just a foreign object ... but a great manager too! Unleaded tags out to Shawn Michaels. Unleaded attempts to place Son Goku on the turnbuckle, but Son Goku blocks it. Unleaded leaves the ring. Shawn Michaels goes for a kneelift, but Son Goku side-steps and Shawn Michaels only hits air. Son Goku uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Shawn Michaels. Son Goku goes for a handspring elbow, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. In turn, Son Goku counters it with a bulldog. The crowd is giving Son Goku a standing ovation. Son Goku takes Shawn Michaels down with a dropkick. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Son Goku. Son Goku takes Shawn Michaels down with a flying forearm. The crowd is giving Son Goku a standing ovation. Son Goku executes the Kamehameha on Shawn Michaels. The crowd is giving Son Goku a standing ovation. Son Goku goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Shawn Michaels has been eliminated. The crowd erupts. The winners are The Saiyans and Brolly. Time of match: 0:28:34 Holly: The Z-Team reagain the 3 man titles. And ironically, Son Goku pinned Shawn Micheals ... AGAIN ... to do it. Jerome: I_d have say that Goku ... the AGW IC Champ ... owns Shawn Micheals. This has to be a devestating blow for Michaels going into the 3 way IC Title match later tonight. Holly: Up next is a match for the AGW Anything Goes Title. Known tough guy DOOM; takes on one of the most dominant Anything Goes Champions in AGW History: Tom Tennant. Jerome: You know, Tom has been so focused on Mark Payne lately ... that I think it will hurt him in some of his other matches tonight. But not a Hardcore Match ... not Tom Tennant ... the champ will retain. Holly: I_ve just gotten word that this match will be an Ultimate Weapon Death Match. Parents ... you might want to send the kids to the kitchen for a few minutes. ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Ultimate Weapon Death match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Anything Goes Title. Introducing first... Hailing from New York City, NY... Weighing in at 345 pounds... "The Master Of Destruction" DOOM His opponent... Led to the ring by "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper... Fighting out of Morgantown, West Virginia... Weighing in at 240 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Champion... "The Survivor" Tom Tennant They lock up. Tom Tennant gives him an enzuigiri, but DOOM doesn't budge. Tom Tennant kicks DOOM. A small "Tom Tennant" chant is being started. Tom Tennant chops DOOM. DOOM punches Tom Tennant. DOOM further incites the crowd. Tom Tennant kicks DOOM. A small "Tom Tennant" chant is being started. Tom Tennant hits a forearm smash on DOOM. Tom Tennant tries to climb the pole. Tom Tennant is on the second turnbuckle. DOOM pulls him back down. Tom Tennant gives him a Hotshot, but DOOM only stares at him. Tom Tennant uses a single-leg takedown on DOOM. DOOM executes an inverted power bomb on Tom Tennant. DOOM is being booed like there is no tomorrow. DOOM is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. DOOM goes for an inverted power bomb, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant gives him a Hotshot, but DOOM doesn't budge. Tom Tennant goes for a Hotshot, but DOOM counters it with a lariat. DOOM further incites the crowd. DOOM throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. DOOM is being booed like there is no tomorrow. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant uses a dropkick on DOOM. Tom Tennant hits DOOM with a flying legdrop. Tom Tennant uses the ropes for leverage. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, he sees it. Mike Kwolek threatens Tom Tennant with disqualification. Jerome: A DQ in an Anything Goes Title match?! Now THAT_s funny! "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts DOOM. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant throws DOOM over the guardrail. Tom Tennant is handed a broom handle. Tom Tennant hits him with the broom handle. The crowd is starting to get behind Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant whips DOOM into the guardrail. Tom Tennant goes for a jumping DDT, but DOOM throws him off. Tom Tennant is busted wide open. They're brawling up the aisle. DOOM reenters the ring. Tom Tennant follows him back in. DOOM kicks Tom Tennant. DOOM is being booed like there is no tomorrow. DOOM hits Tom Tennant. DOOM further incites the crowd. DOOM hits Tom Tennant. Numerous fans are using DOOM for target practice. DOOM gets a front facelock on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant is struggling to reach the ropes. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant comes back, but is met with an elbow. DOOM tries to climb the pole. DOOM is on the second turnbuckle. Tom Tennant pulls him back down. DOOM places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle. DOOM takes Tom Tennant down with a belly-to-belly superplex. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the barbed wire. DOOM tries to climb the pole. DOOM is on the second turnbuckle. Tom Tennant pulls him back down. Tom Tennant whips DOOM into the barbed wire, but DOOM reverses it. DOOM attempts to place Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant blocks it. DOOM punches Tom Tennant. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. DOOM kicks Tom Tennant. DOOM throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant throws DOOM over the guardrail. Tom Tennant hits a waistlock suplex on DOOM. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant gives him a chop, but DOOM only stares at him. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Tom Tennant is handed a pen. Tom Tennant takes a swing at DOOM with the pen, but he gets out of the way. DOOM snatches the pen from him. DOOM hits him with the pen. DOOM is being booed out of the building. They're brawling behind the guardrail. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. DOOM throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail. DOOM executes an inverted power bomb on Tom Tennant. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. DOOM throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail. DOOM catches Tom Tennant in a bow-and-arrow submission. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Tennant breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Tom Tennant flings DOOM over a row of chairs. The crowd is cheering on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant whips DOOM into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant throws DOOM over the guardrail. Tom Tennant hits DOOM with a forearm smash. They're brawling up the aisle. Tom Tennant whips DOOM into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant throws DOOM over the guardrail. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Tom Tennant is handed a road sign. Tom Tennant takes a swing at DOOM with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. DOOM snatches the road sign from him. DOOM hits him with the road sign. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Tom Tennant uses a chop on DOOM. Tom Tennant whips DOOM into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Tom Tennant takes a swing at DOOM with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. DOOM snatches the road sign from him. DOOM hits him with the road sign. DOOM is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. DOOM takes Tom Tennant down with a football tackle. DOOM executes a reverse neckbreaker on Tom Tennant. DOOM is handed an acoustic guitar. DOOM hits him with the acoustic guitar. They're brawling inside the ring area. DOOM throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail. DOOM hits him with the acoustic guitar. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling inside the ring area. DOOM throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail. DOOM hits him with the acoustic guitar. A few fans are trying to get a shot in. DOOM hits him with the acoustic guitar. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. DOOM points around the crowd. Ringside is quickly filling up with debris. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but DOOM nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant whips DOOM into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but DOOM counters it with a jawbreaker. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant is handed a garbage can. Tom Tennant takes a swing at DOOM with the garbage can, but he gets out of the way. DOOM snatches the garbage can from him. DOOM takes a swing at Tom Tennant with the garbage can, but he gets out of the way. Tom Tennant snatches the garbage can from him. Tom Tennant hits him with the garbage can. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant hits him with the garbage can. A small "Tom Tennant" chant is being started. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant throws DOOM over the guardrail. Tom Tennant is handed a prosthetic leg. Tom Tennant hits him with the prosthetic leg. The crowd is starting to get behind Tom Tennant. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant throws DOOM over the guardrail. Tom Tennant hits him with the prosthetic leg. The crowd is starting to get behind Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. They're brawling up the aisle. Tom Tennant gives him a sleeperhold, but DOOM doesn't even care. Tom Tennant throws DOOM back into the ring. Tom Tennant brings the table into the ring. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on DOOM. Tom Tennant uses the ropes for leverage. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, DOOM gets back to his feet. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Tom Tennant takes DOOM down with a single-leg takedown. Tom Tennant takes DOOM down with a snap mare. Tom Tennant sets up DOOM on the table. Tom Tennant executes a tiger driver through the table. The table is broken in half. A small "Tom Tennant" chant is being started. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Tom Tennant uses the ropes for leverage. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, DOOM gets back to his feet. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Holly: The first fall goes to Tennant after an impressive tiger driver and feet on the ropes combo. You know; in a normal match I_d say that was underhanded ... but in an Anything Goes Title match it is as normal as a punch. Jerome: True, but DOOM is back up at eight, and this one ain_t over yet. DOOM takes the barbed wire baseball bat and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper distracts Mike Kwolek. DOOM throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. DOOM throws Tom Tennant over the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. DOOM sets up a table. DOOM gets an armbar submission on Tom Tennant. There is no referee there to ask Tom Tennant. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Tom Tennant tries to escape the hold. Tom Tennant summons one last burst of energy. Tom Tennant submits after 12 seconds. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Tom Tennant gets back to his feet. The crowd is starting to get behind Tom Tennant. Jerome: It was all over after DOOM nailed Tennant in the arm with that barbed wire baseball bat. Holly: But Tom_s was just buying himself some time ... he_s OK. DOOM knocks Tom Tennant into the ringpost. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. DOOM goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a low blow. Tom Tennant is handed a cup of coffee. Tom Tennant hits him with the cup of coffee. A small "Tom Tennant" chant is being started. Tom Tennant catches DOOM in a grapevine. DOOM tries to escape the hold. Tom Tennant lets go after 20 seconds. Tom Tennant is handed the Baseball Bat. Tom Tennant hits him with the Baseball Bat. A small "Tom Tennant" chant is being started. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant hits him with the Baseball Bat. The crowd is starting to get behind Tom Tennant. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant knocks DOOM into the ringpost. Tom Tennant is getting a good reaction from the crowd. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Tom Tennant goes for a Hotshot, but DOOM counters it with a lariat. DOOM reenters the ring. Tom Tennant follows him back in. DOOM gives the sign for the Eternal Doom. DOOM executes the Eternal Doom on Tom Tennant. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. DOOM goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, Tom Tennant gets back to his feet. The crowd is cheering on Tom Tennant. Holly: You can get a three count on Tennant ... but it_s almost impossible to keep him down for that extra ten count. He_s just too tough. DOOM hits neck-scissors on Tom Tennant. DOOM tries to climb the pole. DOOM is on the second turnbuckle. DOOM is on the top turnbuckle. DOOM is on his way up the pole. DOOM is in grabbing distance. DOOM has retrieved the the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with small 10, 000 Volt Lightbulbs wrapped around it and a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it. DOOM hits him with the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with small 10,000 Volt Lightbulbs wrapped around it and a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it. Holly: Whoa!! That, that ... "object" just broke into 1000 pieces. DOOM goes for a front facelock, but Tom Tennant counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Tom Tennant punches DOOM. Tom Tennant is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Tom Tennant hits DOOM. The crowd is cheering on Tom Tennant. DOOM kicks Tom Tennant. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Tom Tennant hits DOOM. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on DOOM. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Tom Tennant is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:16:28 Holly: And Tennant retains the title in a WAR. Jerome: But you have to wonder how much that match took out of him. He has a Ringmaster match coming up real soon. Holly: Wait a minute ... we have more commotion in the back. Before the next match begins, the crack AGW mobile camera crew is once again ushered backstage. Apparently there is some sort of commotion in the dressing room area. In the distance we catch a glimpse of "The Hardcore Revolutionary" MARK PARIS complaining loudly to a small group of the AGW security staff. Even though the viewing audience isn't able to hear PARIS' conversation with the gaurds, they are able to see why he is so upset. The door to his dressing room has been defaced by a malicious vandal. The plaque with PARIS' logo has been torn from the door and shattered, and the door has been battered. The camera zooms in on the mangled entranceway, then pans downward. The last image we see before fading out is a pile of empty bottles of LABATT'S *50* ALE which litter the floor... Holly: Hmmm ... I think I know who this guy is; well almost. It_s on the tip of my tounge. Jerome: Well whoever it is; he better be as tough as a damn Professional if he wants to mess with Paris ... Bastard. Holly: Heh, that_s true. Well fans ... our next EIGHT matches are the first round of the Owen Hart Memorial King of Hearts Tournament. Just to refresh your memory ... Ringmaster began with 32 men and 16 qualifiying matches. Now we are down to 16 great AGW Superstars; and the real tournament is about to begin. This round consists of eight matches ... all of them no DQ-no countout-and there MUST be a winner. The winner of the entire tournament will earn a shot at the AGW Heavyweight Title ... with that match currently slated to occur at the end of this month. Jerome: Well our first match pits many people_s favorite to win the whole thing: Alex Star against Smooth Operator. Holly: Right you are Jerome. But don_t forget about the leader of GEN-X. Smooth Operator is a clutch performer and does well in tournaments. These are two of the handful of "pure" wrestlers in the very hardcore AGW. Although the animosity between these two men has almost turned into a mutual respect ... this match should still be a classic. AGW RINGMASTER TOURNAMENT ROUND 1 ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jessica Carter... Fighting out of Malibu, California... Weighing in at 273 pounds... "Mr. Main Event" Alex Star His opponent... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... Hailing from The Jungle... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Smooth Operator They lock up. Smooth Operator nails Alex Star with a Samoan Drop. Smooth Operator goes for a European uppercut, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star hits Smooth Operator with a series of kicks to the midsection. Alex Star whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Alex Star hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is going crazy. Alex Star whips Smooth Operator into the turnbuckle. Alex Star nails Smooth Operator with a left jab. Alex Star nails Smooth Operator with a right jab. The chants for Alex Star are deafening. Alex Star nails Smooth Operator with a left jab. Jerome: Ya know, Star throws a damn good jab ... for a pretty boy. Miss Jacqueline tries to interfere, but Jessica Carter prevents her from doing so. Alex Star whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Alex Star uses rolling clothesline on Smooth Operator. Alex Star goes for the Starscream, but Smooth Operator counters it with a facerake. Smooth Operator chops Alex Star. Smooth Operator punches Alex Star. A small "Smooth Operator" chant is being started. Smooth Operator punches Alex Star. Smooth Operator catches Alex Star in a full nelson. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Smooth Operator takes Alex Star down with a Hotshot. The crowd is cheering on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator goes for a reverse flying elbowdrop, but Alex Star rolls out of the way. Alex Star throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Alex Star uses a flip on Smooth Operator. Alex Star uses a flip on Smooth Operator. Alex Star whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator takes Alex Star down with a kneelift. Smooth Operator throws Alex Star back into the ring. Alex Star gets the Oriental Spike on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Alex Star goes for a stomach claw, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator hits Alex Star with an armdrag takedown. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the ropes. Smooth Operator nails Alex Star with a legsweep. Smooth Operator goes for a kneelift, but Alex Star counters it with a legsweep. Alex Star uses the Running Forearm Smash on Smooth Operator. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Alex Star executes rolling clothesline on Smooth Operator. Alex Star goes for the Starscream, but Smooth Operator counters it with a kick-off. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Alex Star hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Alex Star catches Smooth Operator in a testicle claw. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Alex Star locks Smooth Operator in a stomach claw. Holly: Those two moves right there are easily two of the most painful holds in wrestling today. That is proof that weapons are not always needed to hurt your opponent. Smooth Operator is valiantly trying to break the hold. Smooth Operator tries to fight the pain. Smooth Operator breaks the hold after 16 seconds. Smooth Operator catches Alex Star in a front facelock. Alex Star tries to escape the hold. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Smooth Operator throws Alex Star out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator nails Alex Star with a Hotshot. Smooth Operator points outward to the crowd. The crowd is really behind Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator knocks Alex Star into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator nails Alex Star with a Russian legsweep. Smooth Operator points outward to the crowd. There are lots of chants for Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator throws Alex Star back into the ring. Smooth Operator brings the table into the ring. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the ropes. Smooth Operator nails Alex Star with an armdrag takedown. Smooth Operator hits Alex Star with a jawbreaker. Smooth Operator hits Alex Star with a forearm smash. Smooth Operator throws Alex Star out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator uses a flying lariat on Alex Star. Smooth Operator sets up Alex Star on the table. Smooth Operator executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. There are lots of chants for Smooth Operator. Holly: Smooth Operator comes through with a long string of offense ... capped of by putting Star through a table! Jerome: Star_s on dream street ... Smooth should throw him back into the ring and go for the pin right now. Smooth Operator goes for a diving headbutt, but Alex Star rolls out of the way. Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Smooth Operator counters it with a Gorilla Press. The crowd is going crazy. Smooth Operator knocks Alex Star into the ringsteps. The crowd is going crazy. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator knocks Alex Star into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator goes for a flying lariat, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. Alex Star nails Smooth Operator with a standing moonsault. Jessica Carter comes from behind, but Smooth Operator nails Jessica Carter. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Smooth Operator on the concrete floor. Smooth Operator is out cold. Alex Star sets up a table. Alex Star sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Alex Star executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd erupts. Alex Star nails Smooth Operator with the Running Forearm Smash. Alex Star nails Smooth Operator with a flip. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Smooth Operator on the concrete floor. The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation. Alex Star knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Alex Star sets up a table. Alex Star goes for the Starscream, but Smooth Operator counters it with an eye poke. Smooth Operator sets up Alex Star on the table. Smooth Operator executes a diving headbutt through the table. The table is broken in half. Smooth Operator hits Alex Star with a neck snap. Smooth Operator goes for a forearm smash, but Alex Star blocks it. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Alex Star. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator knocks Alex Star into the ringsteps. The crowd is behind Smooth Operator all the way. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator executes a jawbreaker on Alex Star. Smooth Operator whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Smooth Operator goes for a forearm smash, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Alex Star executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd erupts. Alex Star whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Alex Star knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Jessica Carter comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Alex Star whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Alex Star nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator executes a forearm smash on Alex Star. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Alex Star follows him back in. Smooth Operator hits Alex Star. The chants for Smooth Operator are deafening. Alex Star kicks Smooth Operator. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Smooth Operator punches Alex Star. The crowd is behind Smooth Operator all the way. Alex Star punches Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator punches Alex Star. The chants for Smooth Operator are deafening. Alex Star punches Smooth Operator. The crowd erupts. Smooth Operator punches Alex Star. The chants for Smooth Operator are deafening. Smooth Operator hits Alex Star. Smooth Operator uses a Hotshot on Alex Star. The crowd erupts. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Alex Star hits Smooth Operator with rolling clothesline. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator is struggling to reach the ropes. Smooth Operator is writhing in pain. Smooth Operator submits after 12 seconds. The crowd erupts. The winner is Alex Star. Time of match: 0:12:46 Holly: What a match! It was back and forth the whole way ... but Star slapped on the Starscream and it was all over after that. Jerome: Alex Star moves on ... and if every tourney match is as good as that one, then this will be an incredible night. Holly: Our next tourney match pits another tourney favorite Unleaded against heavy underdog Bad Dreams. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by The Dream Coach... Hailing from parts unknown... Weighing in at 258 pounds... Bad Dreams His opponent... Led to the ring by Candi... From Buffalo, New York... Weighing in at 345 pounds... Unleaded They lock up. Unleaded chops Bad Dreams. Unleaded is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Unleaded punches Bad Dreams. Unleaded places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes the Iconoclasm on Bad Dreams. Unleaded is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Unleaded kicks Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams kicks Unleaded. The crowd is behind Bad Dreams all the way. Bad Dreams kicks Unleaded. The crowd is behind Bad Dreams all the way. Bad Dreams punches Unleaded. The crowd is behind Bad Dreams all the way. Bad Dreams takes Unleaded down with a legsweep faceslam. The chants for Bad Dreams are deafening. Bad Dreams gets a double reverse chinlock on Unleaded. Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bad Dreams whips Unleaded into the ropes. Bad Dreams uses a monkey flip on Unleaded. Bad Dreams nails Unleaded with a power bomb. The crowd is going crazy. Bad Dreams uses a running power bomb on Unleaded. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it. Bad Dreams executes a legsweep faceslam on Unleaded. Bad Dreams hits Unleaded with a flying forearm. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams nails Unleaded with a flying forearm. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams throws Unleaded out of the ring. Bad Dreams goes through the ropes. Bad Dreams goes for a monkey flip, but Unleaded blocks it. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Unleaded nails The Dream Coach. Bad Dreams is handed the aluminum baseball bat. Bad Dreams hits him with the aluminum baseball bat. Bad Dreams has the crowd going wild. Bad Dreams knocks Unleaded into the ringsteps. The crowd is behind Bad Dreams all the way. Bad Dreams sets up a table. Bad Dreams executes a legsweep faceslam on Unleaded. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Unleaded nails The Dream Coach. Bad Dreams sets up Unleaded on the table. Bad Dreams tries to drive Unleaded through the table with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. Unleaded uses the Rocker Dropper on Bad Dreams. Unleaded sets up a table. Unleaded goes for a backdrop driver, but Bad Dreams counters it with a backward kick. Bad Dreams throws Unleaded back into the ring. Bad Dreams goes for a gutbuster, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded attempts to place Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Unleaded goes for the torture rack drop, but Bad Dreams counters it with a headlock takedown. Bad Dreams attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it. Bad Dreams goes for a dragon suplex, but Unleaded counters it with a jawbreaker. The crowd is booing Unleaded. Unleaded is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded goes for the Liger Bomb, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams whips Unleaded into the ropes. Unleaded uses a spear on Bad Dreams. Unleaded executes a spinning power bomb on Bad Dreams. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, in the ropes... Unleaded takes Bad Dreams down with the Emerald Erosion. Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout. Unleaded complains about a slow count. Unleaded nails Bad Dreams with a Tombstone. Unleaded takes Bad Dreams down with a series of kicks to the midsection. Holly: Unleaded uses more high impact offense than anybody I_ve ever seen. Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Unleaded hits Bad Dreams with a spinebuster bomb. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Unleaded is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle. Unleaded climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams nails him in the stomach. Unleaded falls onto the top turnbuckle. Bad Dreams hits a belly-to-back superplex on Unleaded. The chants for Bad Dreams are deafening. Bad Dreams is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams executes a Russian legsweep on Unleaded. The crowd erupts. Bad Dreams whips Unleaded into the ropes. Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Unleaded. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Bad Dreams throws Unleaded out of the ring. Bad Dreams goes through the ropes. Bad Dreams knocks Unleaded into the ringsteps. Bad Dreams whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Bad Dreams goes for neck-scissors, but Unleaded ducks out of the way. Unleaded sets up Bad Dreams on the table. Unleaded executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bad Dreams takes Unleaded down with a backspin DDT. Bad Dreams knocks Unleaded into the ringpost. Bad Dreams uses a flying elbowdrop on Unleaded. Bad Dreams takes Unleaded down with a flying forearm. Bad Dreams throws Unleaded back into the ring. Bad Dreams is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bad Dreams goes for a forearm to the back, but Unleaded side-steps and Bad Dreams only hits air. Unleaded leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Unleaded sets up the chair. Unleaded takes Bad Dreams down with a spinning power bomb onto the chair. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Unleaded uses a swinging neckbreaker on Bad Dreams. Unleaded is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Unleaded hits the torture rack drop on Bad Dreams. A fan at ringside badmouths Unleaded. Unleaded hits Bad Dreams with the Doctor Bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the turnbuckle, but Bad Dreams reverses it. Bad Dreams runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Unleaded lifts his knee. Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Unleaded with an elbow. Bad Dreams nails Unleaded with a Russian legsweep. Bad Dreams goes for a Hotshot, but Unleaded counters it with a lariat. Bowen Murphy removes the chair from the ring. Unleaded throws Bad Dreams out of the ring. Unleaded goes through the ropes. Unleaded knocks Bad Dreams into the ringsteps. Unleaded is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. Candi comes from behind, but Bad Dreams nails Candi. Unleaded whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. Unleaded goes for a spinning power bomb, but Bad Dreams counters it with an inside cradle. The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Unleaded. Bad Dreams knocks Unleaded into the ringsteps. The crowd is giving Bad Dreams a standing ovation. Bad Dreams is handed the chain. Bad Dreams hits him with the chain. The crowd is giving Bad Dreams a standing ovation. Bad Dreams hits a legsweep faceslam on Unleaded. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Unleaded nails The Dream Coach. Bad Dreams is handed a wrench. Bad Dreams hits him with the wrench. Bad Dreams nails Unleaded with neck-scissors. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Unleaded nails The Dream Coach. Bad Dreams whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Bad Dreams sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bad Dreams sets up Unleaded on the table. Bad Dreams executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. The chants for Bad Dreams are deafening. Bad Dreams whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Bad Dreams takes Unleaded down with a Hotshot. Bad Dreams sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bad Dreams goes for a DDT, but Unleaded blocks it. Unleaded goes for a backdrop driver, but Bad Dreams flips over. Bad Dreams knocks Unleaded into the ringsteps. Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Unleaded on the concrete floor. The chants for Bad Dreams are deafening. Bad Dreams sets up Unleaded on the table. Bad Dreams tries to drive Unleaded through the table with a belly-to-belly superplex, but he blocks it. Unleaded executes a backdrop driver on Bad Dreams. Unleaded throws Bad Dreams back into the ring. Unleaded is going for the pin. Unleaded pulls the tights. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Unleaded goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Bad Dreams counters it with an elbowsmash. Bad Dreams attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it. Bad Dreams goes for a dragon suplex, but Unleaded counters it with a headbutt. Unleaded places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes the Iconoclasm on Bad Dreams. Unleaded places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Bad Dreams. A fan at ringside badmouths Unleaded. Unleaded goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. Numerous fans are using Unleaded for target practice. The winner is Unleaded. Time of match: 0:11:43 Holly: Unleaded advances as expected. Jerome: But bad Dreams put up a heck of a fight. Holly: Up next is Monarch ... who give me the creeps ... against Ice Cream Man ... who gives everybody the creeps. Jerome: Even Ice Cream Man expects Monarch to kick his ass ... this one shouldn_t take long. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lou Cipher... From The Streets Of America... Weighing in at 285 pounds... Monarch {As Monarch prepares to enter the ring, two men come from the crowd and leap over the guardrail. It_s the Xtreme Killers! Reed wields a baseball bat and hits Monarch right in the back of the knee sending him sprawling to the floor. Edwards picks him up and tosses him into the ring. Reed and Edwards slide in...Reed picks Monarch up, swings him around, hooks out arms and hits him with the Lustful Plunge...Edwards immediately follows it up with a Swan Dive headbutt from the top-rope. Reed goes to the outside while Edwards delivers a hard spinning powerbomb to Monarch. At this point Reed slides a table into the ring, and Edwards sets it up. Reed climbs to the top turnbuckle and Edwards lifts Monarch up in a Gorilla Press slam position...He drops him right over the table as Reed leaps off, Monarch hits the table just a Reed hits him sending him through the table with a jarring force...Edwards gets a mic.) Edwards - This attack has been brought to you by the X.K.A.A., Xtreme Killers Attack Agency. Now as part of our great service, Monarch here is our card with our number in case you ever want to hire us, and the name of the person who paid us to attack you. WE hope you people were happy with tonight_s performance. (Edwards places a card on the unconscious Monarch_s chest...you can make out the word "Bullet" but that_s it...The Killers leave to a loud mixture of cheers and boos.) His opponent... Fighting out of The Brooklyn Zoo... Weighing in at 221 pounds... Ice Cream Man Holly: What a BRUTAL attack by the Extreme Killers. Jerome: Here comes Ice Cream Man; with a smile on his face. Holly: It looks like Monarch is starting to wake up ... but this doesn_t look good. They lock up. Ice Cream Man kicks Monarch. Quite a few boos are audible. Ice Cream Man kicks Monarch. Quite a few boos are audible. Ice Cream Man hits Monarch. Ice Cream Man hits Monarch with a series of headbutts to the head. Quite a few boos are audible. Ice Cream Man is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Ice Cream Man goes for an Ankle Lock Submission, but Monarch blocks it. Ice Cream Man gets a testicle claw on Monarch. Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Ice Cream Man uses a power bomb on Monarch. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Ice Cream Man catches Monarch in an Ankle Lock Submission. Monarch tries to escape the hold. Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Ice Cream Man puts Monarch in a testicle claw. Monarch is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd asks Monarch if he should stop the fight. Monarch shakes his head. Darren Lloyd asks Monarch if he's had enough. Monarch shakes his head. Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 32 seconds. Ice Cream Man gives the sign for the Fix. Ice Cream Man executes the Fix on Monarch. Monarch is writhing in pain. Monarch submits after 14 seconds. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. The winner is Ice Cream Man. Time of match: 0:02:17 Holly: What an upset!! Ice Cream Man advances to the next round ... thanks in large part to the Xtreme Killers. Jerome: But the big question is who paid for the attack. Ice Cream Man even mentioned using the Killers to help him in one of his interviews ... but that business card had "Bullet" written on it. Holly: Maybe it_s one of Ice Cream Man_s street nicknames. At any rate, Monarch will be FURIOUS once he fully wakes up and realizes what just happened. Whoever paid for this attack; whether is was Ice Cream Man or somebody else ... is gonna pay dearly for robbing Monarch of his shot at the Ringmaster crown. Jerome: True that. But for now, we have a match between two very different Ringmaster contenders. Sebastian Cage ... who runs his mouth as much as anybody in AGW, takes on Sam "Preacher" Bishop ... who prefers to do most of his talking in the ring. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Cleveland, Ohio... Weighing in at 259 pounds... Sam Bishop His opponent... Led to the ring by Dominique... Fighting out of Providence, Rhode Island... Weighing in at 232 pounds... "The Hot Commodity" Sebastian Cage They lock up. Sam Bishop uses a fallaway slam on Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits Sam Bishop with a shoulderblock. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sam Bishop misses with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage misses with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage hits Sam Bishop with a kick. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage with a backdrop. Sam Bishop executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage punches Sam Bishop. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Sam Bishop kicks Sebastian Cage. The chants for Sam Bishop are deafening. Sam Bishop punches Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage kicks Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sam Bishop punches Sebastian Cage. The chants for Sam Bishop are deafening. Sam Bishop punches Sebastian Cage. The chants for Sam Bishop are deafening. Sam Bishop whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage goes for an Asai moonsault, but Sam Bishop counters it with a roundhouse kick. In turn, Sebastian Cage counters it with a low blow. Sebastian Cage whips Sam Bishop into the ropes, but Sam Bishop reverses it. Sebastian Cage goes for a Tongan death grip, but Sam Bishop blocks it. Sam Bishop hits the Diamond Cutter on Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sam Bishop whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage with a clothesline. Sam Bishop takes Sebastian Cage down with a jumping neck snap. The crowd is behind Sam Bishop all the way. Sam Bishop hits a sitdown faceslam on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is giving Sam Bishop a standing ovation. Sam Bishop runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits a bulldog headlock on Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage executes a brain buster on Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage with a shoulderblock. Sam Bishop executes a jumping neck snap on Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage with a kick. Sam Bishop runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage uses a diamond cutter on Sam Bishop. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage attempts to place Sam Bishop on the turnbuckle, but Sam Bishop blocks it. Sebastian Cage kicks Sam Bishop. The crowd is cheering on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage punches Sam Bishop. The crowd is really behind Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage places Sam Bishop on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage goes for a super fisherman buster, but Sam Bishop blocks it. Sam Bishop throws Sebastian Cage off the turnbuckle. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop punches Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop hits a Russian legsweep on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sam Bishop throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring. Sam Bishop jumps onto him with slingshot rana. Sam Bishop whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Sam Bishop uses a back elbow on Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop goes for the Purgatory, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sam Bishop whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sam Bishop uses a drop toe hold on Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop is handed a broom handle. Sam Bishop hits him with the broom handle. Sam Bishop uses a Russian legsweep on Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop throws Sebastian Cage back into the ring. Sam Bishop brings the table into the ring. Sebastian Cage goes for a handspring elbow, but Sam Bishop counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage with a crucifix power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sam Bishop stands in a crucifix stance.. The crowd is giving Sam Bishop a standing ovation. Sam Bishop goes for a cradle DDT, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage takes Sam Bishop down with a diamond cutter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage uses an armdrag takedown on Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage whips Sam Bishop into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits Sam Bishop with a shoulderblock. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage locks Sam Bishop in a kneebar. Sam Bishop reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sebastian Cage locks Sam Bishop in a Tongan death grip. Sam Bishop is struggling to reach the ropes. Sam Bishop reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Holly: Cage is one of the better submission wrestlers in AGW; Bishop needs to avoid those painful holds if he wants to win this match. Sebastian Cage takes Sam Bishop down with a swinging neckbreaker. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sam Bishop goes for the Purgatory, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sam Bishop catches Sebastian Cage in an octopus hold. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Sebastian Cage whips Sam Bishop into the ropes. Sam Bishop misses with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage goes for a hiptoss, but Sam Bishop counters it with a backslide. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sam Bishop runs into the ropes. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage with a clothesline. Sam Bishop leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Sam Bishop hits him with the ring bell. Sam Bishop throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring. Sam Bishop goes through the ropes. Sam Bishop sets up Sebastian Cage on the table. Sam Bishop executes a diving headbutt through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is giving Sam Bishop a standing ovation. Dominique comes from behind and distracts Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage goes for a DDT, but Sam Bishop counters it with a small package. Sam Bishop sets up a table. Dominique comes from behind, but Sam Bishop nails Dominique. Sebastian Cage grabs a chair. Sebastian Cage sets up the chair. Sebastian Cage goes for a piledriver, but Sam Bishop counters it with a backdrop Sam Bishop sets up Sebastian Cage on the table. Sam Bishop executes a diving headbutt through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is giving Sam Bishop a standing ovation. Sam Bishop whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Sam Bishop throws Sebastian Cage back into the ring. Sam Bishop is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jerome: Bishop is really kicking Cage_s cocky ass in there. He better do something ... and fast. Sam Bishop leaves the ring. He returns with a crowbar. Sam Bishop takes a swing at Sebastian Cage with the crowbar, but he gets out of the way. Sebastian Cage snatches the crowbar from him. Sebastian Cage takes a swing at Sam Bishop with the crowbar, but he gets out of the way. Sam Bishop snatches the crowbar from him. Sam Bishop hits him with the crowbar. Sam Bishop executes the Purgatory on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage breaks the hold after 7 seconds. Sebastian Cage nails Sam Bishop with an armdrag takedown. Sebastian Cage goes for a piledriver, but Sam Bishop blocks it. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop kicks Sebastian Cage. The crowd is giving Sam Bishop a standing ovation. Sam Bishop hits Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop goes for a cradle DDT, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage locks Sam Bishop in a Tongan death grip. Sam Bishop reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sebastian Cage uses a bulldog headlock on Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage uses a jawbreaker on Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage hits a piledriver on Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage whips Sam Bishop into the ropes, but Sam Bishop reverses it. Sebastian Cage hits Sam Bishop with an elbow. Sebastian Cage whips Sam Bishop into the turnbuckle, but Sam Bishop reverses it. Sam Bishop hits him with the crowbar. The chants for Sam Bishop are deafening. Sam Bishop nails Sebastian Cage with a tiger driver. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Sam Bishop stabs him with a crowbar. Sam Bishop nails Sebastian Cage with a front salto ribbreaker. The crowd is behind Sam Bishop all the way. Sam Bishop stabs him with a crowbar. Sam Bishop leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sam Bishop sets up the chair. Sam Bishop hits a head and arm suplex onto the chair on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is behind Sam Bishop all the way. Sam Bishop goes for a side headlock, but Sebastian Cage throws him off. Sebastian Cage executes an armdrag takedown on Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage goes for a German suplex, but Sam Bishop blocks it. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Sam Bishop hits him with the crowbar. The crowd is behind Sam Bishop all the way. Sam Bishop uses a front-layout suplex on Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop goes for a bulldog, but Sebastian Cage counters it with an armbar submission. Sam Bishop reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Sebastian Cage hits spinning headscissors on Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage whips Sam Bishop into the turnbuckle, but Sam Bishop reverses it. Sam Bishop runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Sebastian Cage lifts his knee. Sebastian Cage hits Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage has the crowd going wild. Sebastian Cage chops Sam Bishop. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sam Bishop hits a dropkick on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is behind Sam Bishop all the way. Sam Bishop hits him with a crowbar. Sam Bishop hits a jumping neck snap on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is behind Sam Bishop all the way. Sam Bishop is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Sam Bishop runs into the ropes. Sam Bishop misses with a clothesline. Sam Bishop executes a facebreaker on Sebastian Cage. Sam Bishop executes a fallaway slam on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is behind Sam Bishop all the way. Sam Bishop takes Sebastian Cage down with the Diamond Cutter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Dominique throws Sebastian Cage the chain, but Sam Bishop intercepts it. Sam Bishop tries to use it, but Sebastian Cage blocks the blow and takes it away from him. Sebastian Cage hits Sam Bishop with it and goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going crazy. The winner is Sebastian Cage. Time of match: 0:11:13 Holly: Oh COME ON!! Cage had no chance to beat out Bishop cleanly; so he had to cheat to win. I don_t think the battle between these two is over by a long shot; but for now Cage advances. Jerome: But up next we have the BIG ONE. Holly: Mark Payne and Tom Tennant. These two men hate each other more than any two people in AGW right now. Jerome: That_s for sure ... hell they already almost killed one another in the parking lot earlier tonight. Holly: And as if these two needed an excuse to hurt each other ... the winner of this match moves one step closer to a shot at the AGW Heavyweight Title. Jerome: Keep in mind that Tennant has already been involed in a brutal Anything Goes Title match tonight, while Payne is fresh ... well except for almost getting run over by a car ... anyway that could be a factor in this match. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lollipop... Fighting out of Allentown, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 287 pounds... "The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne His opponent... Led to the ring by "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper... From Morgantown, West Virginia... Weighing in at 240 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Champion... "The Survivor" Tom Tennant They lock up. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne. Tom Tennant goes for a snap mare, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne hits a snap suplex on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne sets up a table. Mark Payne executes a Hotshot on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant on the concrete floor. Mark Payne has the crowd going wild. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Mark Payne uses a German suplex on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne is handed a motor cycle helmet. Mark Payne hits him with the motor cycle helmet. Mark Payne grabs a chair. Mark Payne takes the chair. Mark Payne uses a split legged moonsault with the chair on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant back into the ring. Mark Payne hits a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Tom Tennant. The crowd is behind Mark Payne all the way. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. The chants for Mark Payne are deafening. Mark Payne goes for the torture rack, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle. Mark Payne comes back and rocks Tom Tennant with a kick to the midsection. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Tom Tennant with a clothesline. Tom Tennant falls out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. Mark Payne knocks Tom Tennant into the ringpost. Mark Payne is handed a shovel. Mark Payne hits him with the shovel. The crowd is behind Mark Payne all the way. Tom Tennant is busted wide open. Holly: I think you called it Jerome. Payne is dominating Tennant early. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant goes for a snap mare, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne throws Tom Tennant back into the ring. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Mark Payne misses with an elbow. Mark Payne goes for a spinning power bomb, but Tom Tennant counters it with an enzuilariato. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant. (Alex Star makes his way to ringside. Jessica Carter is NOT at his side. Star is dressed up in his lavish pink and silver robe. When he reaches ringside he waves to Crystal Harper ... who waves back. He then waves at Lollipop, who waves back.) Holly: And there is Tennant_s tag team partner Alex Star. I wonder what he wants? Jerome: I_d bet that he won_t get involved in the outcome of this match ... it_s not really his style. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a jumping DDT. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant catches Mark Payne in a sleeperhold. Mark Payne tries to fight the pain. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 22 seconds. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a slingshot somersault splash. A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant executes a slingshot somersault splash on Mark Payne. A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a forearm smash. Tom Tennant goes for a slingshot somersault splash, but Mark Payne rolls out of the way. Mark Payne goes for a guillotine choke, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant chops Mark Payne. A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant chops Mark Payne. A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a forearm smash. Tom Tennant whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a chop. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Tom Tennant goes through the ropes. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne back into the ring. Tom Tennant brings the table into the ring. Mark Payne hits a clothesline from the top rope on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne uses the ropes for leverage. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne locks Tom Tennant in a figure-four leglock. Tom Tennant's shoulders are on the mat. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tom Tennant breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne hits a low blow on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne attempts to place Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Tom Tennant misses with a shoulderblock. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a jumping DDT. Tom Tennant acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Tom Tennant executes a kneedrop on Mark Payne. Tom Tennant sets up Mark Payne on the table. Tom Tennant executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Tom Tennant uses the ropes for leverage. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, he sees it. Holly: Tennant almost pulls the win out after a brutal jumping DDT through a table. Hold on ... something is going on in the back ... (Camera feed switches to the back. We see Monarch standing around near a stack of cardboard boxes "brooding", When he is approached by a ... little old lady?! Well, this "old woman" dresses the part ... her hair is up in a hair net ... but it is a very healthy red color. She is also wearing a very baggy grey shirt and pants. Additionally, she is walking hunched over with a limp ... but since this "old lady" is 6 feet tall; it's not coming off that great. Anyway, grandma confronts Monarch.) OLD LADY: You ... you're that horrible Monrach man, aren't you? (Monarch barely acknowledges her existance) OLD LADY: You give my little grandson nightmares with all of your scary talk and the dark, hardened way that you dress. Why can't you be a nicer boy? More like these gentlemen ... (Out of NOWHERE, two men bum rush the King of the Rotten. A small man, certainly a Cruiserweight, comes rushing into the picture with some flying, twisting body attack. Both men go tumbling into the stack of cardboard boxes. Seconds later, a not too tall but VERY WIDE man waddles into the cardboard and picks Monarch up. The smaller man gets up too. The fat man picks Monarch up as the smaller man gets into position. They nail him with what could be described as a move that looks like that old "Box Office Bomb" move that the Thespian Express used to use ... Monarch's head cracks against the concrete ... and he is laid out. ) (The old lady removes the hair net ... of course it's Jessica Carter ...) Jessica Carter: Heh, Monarch's not so tough; he won't be moving for a good 10 minutes at least. Good job boys ... Payne's all alone now. (The feed cuts back to the action in the ring.) Holly: WHOA! Monarch has been destroyed ... for the second time tonight by my count. Jerome: Yeah, he_s having a very, very rough night. But if Mark Payne_s only "friend" in AGW has just been taken out; and if Star is here at ringside ... you have to wonder what_s going to happen here. Tom Tennant throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Tom Tennant jumps onto him with a plancha. A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant hits Mark Payne with a forearm smash. Tom Tennant takes Mark Payne down with a Hotshot. Tom Tennant nails Mark Payne with a Soviet suplex. Tom Tennant goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with a punch. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne hits a snap suplex on Tom Tennant. Mark Payne knocks Tom Tennant into the ringpost. Mark Payne reenters the ring. Tom Tennant follows him back in. Mark Payne whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Tom Tennant charges in with the Running Forearm Smash, but Mark Payne lifts his leg. Mark Payne nails Tom Tennant with a low blow. Mark Payne takes Tom Tennant down with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker. Mark Payne uses a German suplex on Tom Tennant. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Tom Tennant. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:06:31 Holly: Mark Payne with a BIG win over Tennant ... uh oh ... look out! (After the match, quite predictably, Alex Star enters the ring. He grabs Payne and spins him around. Star isn't attacking at all, but he does manage to duck a few punch attempts by Payne. Finally Star gives the "come on" motion; and Payne lunges at him with a lariat. Star ducks ... and Payne runs SMACK into a closed fist straight right from Mark Payne. Payne goes down ... in a heap. Star picks him up and places him on his shoulders. He then sits down and executes an Electric Chair Drop. *crowd pops* Tennant is now stomping away on Payne ... with a focus on the ribs.) (By this time, Lollipop has seen enough. She jumps in to the ring, and seems to be pleading to Star. Before Star can react though ...) ("Would?" by Alice in Chains blares as none other than SPEED RACER sprints to the ring ... presumably to help his old Corporation partner. Speed is dressed in wrestling gear, and he is holding a Steel Chair. The crowd actually BOOS Speed, because they were enjoying the beating being laid on Payne. As Speed hits the ring, he begins swinging that chair wildly ... and Celestial Survival bails out. Curiously ... Star motions for Lollipop to come talk to him ... and she does. Meanwhile Speed helps the dazed Payne back to his feet. As Star and Lollipop talk, it looks like he is ... apologizing for something. No sooner than he does this ... Speed PLANTS Mark Payne in the face with the Steel Chair. Payne goes down, and he's busted WIDE open. Celestial Survival flood the ring again. Star gets Payne up for another Electric Chair Drop ... but this time Speed sets up the steel chair. Star excutes the move, and Payne crashes face first on the chair. Payne isn't moving anymore. Tennant take's Payne's limp body and set's him up on the ropes. He then executes the Survivor Plunge onto what's left of the Steel Chair.) (Here comes Craig the Chef Pearce, Masked Fat Guy Number 2, and Darksaber into the ring. But Star and Speed pull out wads of 20 dollar bills and throw them at the AGW Security Staff. The security guys smile ... pick up the cash, and ... LEAVE?! The massacre continues. Speed Racer then picks up Mark Payne and nails him with the Flatliner for good measure. The crowd is going wild ... with almost unanimous cheers ... while Payne is bleeding profusely. Tennant picks up the now mangled Steel Chair; and begins jamming it into Payne_s ribs. Now the EMT's are out. The trio back off and let the EMT's do their job; as Star grabs a microphone.) ALEX STAR: You had us worried there for a second Speed. (all three men chuckle as the crowd pops). Ladies and gentleman ... I would like to introduce to you ... making his FULL TIME return to AGW in ring action ... The one and only TRUE wrestling ICON ... SPEED RACER!! (Speed waves to the crowd ... the cheers are deafening) SPEED RACER: Thanks Alex. You know what, I've been in and out of the wrestling ring over the last 2 years, wrestling a part-time schedule ever since the feds I made my name in closed down. Few other promoters impressed me since then, and I felt the need to spend more time behind the scenes in the AGW to keep making it the best wrestling league in the world. Now that I have done so, hands-down, I feel the need to step into the ring once again as a full-time wrestler. Part of my goal is a bit selfish....as I wish to be ranked for an unprecedented fifth straight year in the RSPWF 200 this winter. But another part is to just have a challenge in the ring, something that's always lacked. And I also see that the fans have so few people to cheer for. A lot of fans enjoy the badass, arrogant assholes because that's just the way society is. However, every fan of the AGW also respects the so-called "good guys" getting the job done and fending off the villains. Well, however you want to look at it, Speed Racer, Alex Star and Tom Tennant are no peaceful superheroes. We've all been the baddest of the bad and we will continue to be so....just with all of you out there supporting us as we kick the collective asses of the unskilled, arrogant slimes who have plagued the league for too long now. Now let me show you all who else I've brought into our little alliance. Firstly, here is my sis, Moonspell and her friend, Amethyst.... (The Kindred come from the back, happier than they've been in a long time. They stand in front of the entranceway.) SPEED: The woman who helped organize this endeavor...and people wondered why I talked with Sonia on Wednesday after ChocoTaco dumped her. Here is Sonia Sterling, our manager! And behind her is the only male member of the wrestling Morris clan, "Romeo" Grant Morris! (Sonia and Grant come out to a huge pop...now the whole Morris clan is in the AGW to confuse the masses.) SPEED: And lastly, the two men who made their mark earlier on against Monarch. They are quite possibly the greatest tag team to have ever existed, and certainly the most unique...Comedy....Tragedy....The Thespian Express!!! (the crowd goes absolutely nuts as the Thespians come out.) SPEED: Oh, and this isn't even my BIG announcement that I've been planning, folks. (the crowd hushes a bit to hear what his announcement) SPEED: Written in my new contract as AGW President were a few different clauses that our benefactors required me to adhere to. The most important of these was that I, with no exception, could not wrestle in the AGW while I was serving as AGW President. Well, that is why I have the benefactors themselves here at ringside. Guys, I'm handing in my resignation as the President of the AGW. (the crowd seems extremely shocked as Speed hands a ring attendant a piece of paper, who walks over to the benefactors and gives it to them) SPEED: Oh, don't worry folks, in my contract I could also choose my successor. The NEW AGW PRESIDENT IS NONE OTHER THAN VIOLET MORRIS!!!! (the crowd pops once again, as Violet walks from the back, all smiles. She enters the ring and hugs Speed as the crowd is into it.) ALEX STAR: Let me take over for a second Speed. (Star faces Violet Morris). You know Violet; we_ve been at odds with each other for a full year now. But to be honest, I_ve never had a big problem with you ... it was mostly the fact that you are very close with Smooth Operator. But now even Smooth and I have pretty much put our differences aside ... so our animosity is pretty much pointless. (Violet looks a bit surprised ... but seems to be enjoying this). That_s right Violet, right now I would actually like to apologize for any suffering that I_ve caused you over the years. (Star extends his hand ... and the crowd cheers for it. Violet Morris wastes no time in shaking it; and the crowd pops yet again. Star smiles toward her ... and then Speed continues.) SPEED: Violet, you've always been the more level-headed and fair one out of us, and here is your long-deserved chance to show your stuff. You can still be commentator and reporter as well. VIOLET: Thank you Speed, I will. A new era of the AGW started one month ago, and I hope to continue to lead the AGW into the future! LONG LIVE THE AGW!!! (another huge crowd pop, as they repeat AGW! AGW! AGW!) SPEED: Alex, your go! It's great to be back in the ring on your side! ALEX STAR: It looks like a POWERFUL new alliance has formed. But this one is different ... we actually understand that wrestling is not about the EGOs ... it's about pleasing the people who pay our salaries ... YOU, the FANS!! (HUGE crowd pop.) You know, Tom and Speed and I have been talking ... and we're sick of these so called superstars who forgot where they have come from. For example, people like Mark Payne who insist on treating the fans ... and his lovely manager ... like DIRT. Yes Mark ... I know that you can't hear me now ... being unconscious and all ... but when you see this, consider yourself an example. Speed Racer, Tom Tennant, Alex Star. Money, Power, Respect. This is only the beginning AGW ... only the beginning. (The trio exit the ring ... to a HUGE pop from the crowd. Lollipop seems unsure of what to do ... but she goes to check on Mark Payne. Meanwhile, the EMT's are helping the Blonde Bastard from the ringside area.) Holly: Fans, I can_t even begin to describe all that has gone on here in the past few minutes! Jerome: Violet Morris in the new President of AGW?! Speed Racer, Alex Star, and Tom Tennant leading one of the strongest alliances in AGW for a long time?! Holly: And what about Mark Payne? He advances in the Ringmaster tournament ... but he has been brutally beaten tonight by this new alliance. Will he even be able to continue in the tournment? Our next match will be hard pressed to match the incredible events we have just witnessed. Vegeta has been slumping lately; and Brad Thompson doesn_t really have the star power of most other Ringmaster particpants. It should still be a competitive match though. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Nappa... Hailing from Planet Vegeta... Weighing in at 211 pounds... "Prince" Vegeta His opponent... Hailing from Ann Arbor, MI... Weighing in at 256 pounds... "Big Bad Brad" Brad Thompson They lock up. Brad Thompson punches Vegeta. Brad Thompson kicks Vegeta. A small "Brad Thompson" chant is being started. Brad Thompson hits a tiger suplex on Vegeta. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Brad Thompson runs into the ropes. Brad Thompson hits Vegeta with a shoulderblock. Brad Thompson goes for a clothesline, but Vegeta counters it with a hiptoss. Vegeta hits a low blow on Brad Thompson. Vegeta chops Brad Thompson. Vegeta is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Vegeta punches Brad Thompson. Vegeta is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Vegeta hits a roundhouse kick on Brad Thompson. Vegeta is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Vegeta nails Brad Thompson with a kick to the midsection. Vegeta whips Brad Thompson into the ropes. Brad Thompson misses with a shoulderblock. Vegeta executes the Final Flash on Brad Thompson. Vegeta is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Vegeta goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Vegeta takes Brad Thompson down with a thrust kick to the head. Vegeta is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Vegeta is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Vegeta hits Brad Thompson with a kick to the thigh. Vegeta executes a piledriver on Brad Thompson. Vegeta is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Vegeta goes for an octopus hold, but Brad Thompson counters it with an abdominal stretch. Vegeta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Brad Thompson uses a swinging neckbreaker on Vegeta. Brad Thompson hits Vegeta with powerbomb to the floor. A small "Brad Thompson" chant is being started. Brad Thompson places Vegeta on the turnbuckle. Brad Thompson hits a belly-to-back superplex on Vegeta. The crowd is starting to get behind Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson kicks Vegeta. Brad Thompson chops Vegeta. Brad Thompson hits Vegeta. The crowd is starting to get behind Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson runs into the ropes. Brad Thompson hits Vegeta with a shoulderblock. Brad Thompson whips Vegeta into the ropes. Vegeta goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Brad Thompson ducks out of the way. Brad Thompson catches Vegeta in the torture rack. Vegeta is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vegeta tries to escape the hold. Brad Thompson lets go after 16 seconds. Brad Thompson goes for a sidewalk slam, but Vegeta blocks it. Vegeta nails Brad Thompson with a dropkick to the knee. Vegeta uses a knee to the back on Brad Thompson. Vegeta hits a knee to the back on Brad Thompson. Vegeta takes Brad Thompson down with a clothesline. Vegeta executes a powerslam on Brad Thompson. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. Vegeta hits Brad Thompson with a dragon suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vegeta goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Brad Thompson runs into the ropes. Vegeta executes a back heel kick on Brad Thompson. Vegeta goes for a series of knees, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Brad Thompson goes for a side suplex, but Vegeta counters it with spinning headscissors. Vegeta takes Brad Thompson down with a roundhouse kick. A fan at ringside badmouths Vegeta. Vegeta nails Brad Thompson with a dropkick to the knee. Vegeta uses a series of punches on Brad Thompson. Vegeta is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Vegeta hits Brad Thompson with a low blow. Vegeta kicks Brad Thompson. Vegeta further incites the crowd. Vegeta kicks Brad Thompson. Vegeta is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Brad Thompson hits Vegeta. Brad Thompson is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Brad Thompson goes for the torture rack, but Vegeta blocks it. Vegeta takes Brad Thompson down with an enzuigiri to the face. Vegeta is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Vegeta executes the Final Flash on Brad Thompson. Vegeta further incites the crowd. Vegeta goes for the pin. Vegeta uses the ropes for leverage. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. The winner is Vegeta. Time of match: 0:05:23 Jerome: Well, so much for that idea. Holly: Vegeta advances after basically a walkover on Brad Thompson. The action will get better now as Chocolate Thunder ... who has his big shot at the AGW Heavyweight Title tonight, takes on DOOM. Jerome: C-Dogg_s got this match on lockdown. It will just be a tune up for his big night. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Hailing from New York City, NY... Weighing in at 345 pounds... "The Master Of Destruction" DOOM His opponent... Led to the ring by Lil' Flava... Hailing from Cripple Creek, Colorado... Weighing in at 236 pounds... "Tha' Genuine Athlete, CDogg" Chocolate Thunder They lock up. DOOM hits a brain buster on Chocolate Thunder. DOOM seemingly enjoys the boos. DOOM goes for the Eternal Doom, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with an armbar submission. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder throws DOOM out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder jumps onto him with a shooting star press. Chocolate Thunder knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. Chocolate Thunder whips DOOM into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder goes for a roll away, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM sets up a table. DOOM whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. DOOM executes a football tackle on Chocolate Thunder. DOOM goes for an inverted power bomb, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Chocolate Thunder sets up DOOM on the table. Chocolate Thunder tries to drive DOOM through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. DOOM sets up Chocolate Thunder on the table. DOOM executes a piledriver through the table. The table is broken in half. DOOM is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. DOOM knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringsteps. DOOM hits Chocolate Thunder with a football tackle. DOOM throws Chocolate Thunder back into the ring. DOOM attempts to place Chocolate Thunder on the turnbuckle, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. DOOM whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits DOOM with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Chocolate Thunder pulls the tights. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder gives him a side step, but DOOM doesn't even care. Chocolate Thunder whips DOOM into the ropes. DOOM hits Chocolate Thunder with an elbow. DOOM climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Chocolate Thunder nails him in the stomach. DOOM falls onto the top turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder uses a belly-to-belly superplex on DOOM. Chocolate Thunder is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder executes a backbreaker on DOOM. Chocolate Thunder hits DOOM with Chocolate Bomb. Chocolate Thunder is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Chocolate Thunder gets a dragon sleeper on DOOM. DOOM is struggling to reach the ropes. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. Chocolate Thunder is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Chocolate Thunder puts DOOM in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder executes a backbreaker on DOOM. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. Chocolate Thunder is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder sets up the chair. Chocolate Thunder hits a DDT onto the chair on DOOM. A portion of the crowd is cheering Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. A portion of the crowd is booing Chocolate Thunder. Ken Goad removes the chair from the ring. Chocolate Thunder whips DOOM into the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder charges in with a back elbow. Chocolate Thunder whips DOOM into the ropes, but DOOM reverses it. DOOM nails Chocolate Thunder with a faceslam. DOOM hits Chocolate Thunder with a flying kneedrop. DOOM is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. DOOM is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder begs off. DOOM runs into the ropes. DOOM hits Chocolate Thunder with a shoulderblock. DOOM hits an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder begs off. DOOM puts Chocolate Thunder in an armlock hammerlock submission. Chocolate Thunder is valiantly trying to break the hold. DOOM lets go after 14 seconds. DOOM uses a backbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. DOOM nails Chocolate Thunder with a knee to the back. DOOM hits a double underhook suplex on Chocolate Thunder. DOOM whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits DOOM with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder whips DOOM into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder catches DOOM in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder whips DOOM into the ropes, but DOOM reverses it. DOOM hits Chocolate Thunder with a shoulderblock. DOOM throws Chocolate Thunder out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. DOOM seemingly enjoys the boos. Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Chocolate Thunder takes DOOM down with a roll away. Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Chocolate Thunder sets up a table. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. A portion of the crowd is booing Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder whips DOOM into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dragon suplex, but DOOM counters it with a backward kick. DOOM sets up Chocolate Thunder on the table. DOOM executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Jerome: DOOM_s might be doing C-Dogg a favor is he takes him out here and let_s him rest up for the main even. Holly: Yeah right; C-Dogg has way to big an ego to let that happen. The crowd is wildly cheering DOOM with only a few scattered boos audible. DOOM hits neck-scissors on Chocolate Thunder. DOOM reenters the ring. Chocolate Thunder follows him back in. DOOM hits Chocolate Thunder with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. DOOM is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, shoulder up. DOOM hits a piledriver on Chocolate Thunder. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. DOOM gets an octopus hold on Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. DOOM uses a tiger bomb on Chocolate Thunder. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. DOOM executes the Eternal Doom on Chocolate Thunder. DOOM doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. DOOM goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. DOOM goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Lil' Flava shoves him off the turnbuckle. Ken Goad threatens Chocolate Thunder with disqualification. Chocolate Thunder places DOOM on the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder hits a belly-to-belly superplex on DOOM. Chocolate Thunder whips DOOM into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder gives him a dropkick to the knee, but DOOM only stares at him. DOOM whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes, but Chocolate Thunder reverses it. Chocolate Thunder misses with an elbow. Chocolate Thunder hits DOOM with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder whips DOOM into the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder runs shoulder-first into the corner. Chocolate Thunder attempts to place DOOM on the turnbuckle, but DOOM blocks it. Chocolate Thunder hits DOOM with a Northern Lights suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder nails DOOM with a flying elbowdrop. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder executes the "Mad Hops" Superkick on DOOM. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. Chocolate Thunder is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The winner is Chocolate Thunder. Time of match: 0:09:58 Jerome: People just don_t seem to kick out of that Mad Hops Superkick. Holly: Chocolate Thunder wins ... but did he REALLY win? Every match he wrestles tonight tires him out more and lowers the chances that he will be able to win the main event tonight. At any rate, the next Ringmaster match pits two former AGW Heavyweight Champions against one another. Both men could really use a win here to propel them back into the World Title picture. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... From Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy His opponent... Led to the ring by Brandon Walsh... Hailing from San Fransisco, Ca.... Weighing in at 235 pounds... Terrance M. Garvin They lock up. Most Holy executes a spinebuster slam on Terrance M. Garvin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy hits Terrance M. Garvin with an armdrag takedown. Most Holy attempts to place Terrance M. Garvin on the turnbuckle, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it. Most Holy goes for an enzuigiri, but Terrance M. Garvin ducks out of the way. Terrance M. Garvin takes Most Holy down with the Michinoku Driver. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance M. Garvin takes Most Holy down with an elbowsmash. Terrance M. Garvin places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Terrance M. Garvin hits a top-rope inverted DDT on Most Holy. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Terrance M. Garvin. Terrance M. Garvin uses a flying dropkick on Most Holy. Terrance M. Garvin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Terrance M. Garvin places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Terrance M. Garvin hits Most Holy with a top-rope gutbuster. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin uses a slingshot facebuster on Most Holy. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Terrance M. Garvin. Terrance M. Garvin argues with the fans. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Terrance M. Garvin. Zoe Burgess tries to interfere, but Brandon Walsh prevents her from doing so. Terrance M. Garvin executes the Niagara Driver on Most Holy. Terrance M. Garvin is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Terrance M. Garvin whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Terrance M. Garvin charges in with a lariat, but Most Holy lifts his leg. Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. In turn, Most Holy counters it with a side suplex. Most Holy uses a jumping DDT on Terrance M. Garvin. Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a sunset flip. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a bridging back suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a headlock takedown. Most Holy hits an enzuigiri on Terrance M. Garvin. Most Holy hits a forearm to the back on Terrance M. Garvin. Most Holy puts Terrance M. Garvin in the STF. Terrance M. Garvin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Most Holy throws Terrance M. Garvin out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy goes for a flying clothesline, but Terrance M. Garvin ducks out of the way. Brandon Walsh comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Brandon Walsh. Terrance M. Garvin is handed a beer bottle. Terrance M. Garvin hits him with the beer bottle. A portion of the crowd is booing Terrance M. Garvin. Terrance M. Garvin takes Most Holy down with a monkey flip. Terrance M. Garvin hits him with the beer bottle. A portion of the crowd is booing Terrance M. Garvin. They're brawling inside the ring area. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Terrance M. Garvin nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy executes a superkick on Terrance M. Garvin. Most Holy whips Terrance M. Garvin into the guardrail. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Terrance M. Garvin nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a throw-off. Terrance M. Garvin throws Most Holy back into the ring. Terrance M. Garvin brings the the beer bottle into the ring. Terrance M. Garvin takes Most Holy down with the Liger Bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin complains about a slow count. Terrance M. Garvin throws Most Holy out of the ring. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a flying axhandle, but Most Holy moves out of the way. Holly: Whoa! Garvin just crashed chin first into the guardrail after missing that flying axhandle. Terrance M. Garvin is out cold. Most Holy seemingly enjoys the boos. Brandon Walsh comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Brandon Walsh. Terrance M. Garvin goes for the Lithium, but Most Holy counters it with a low blow. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy uses a reverse neckbreaker on Terrance M. Garvin. Most Holy sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy hits an enzuigiri on Terrance M. Garvin. Most Holy whips Terrance M. Garvin into the guardrail. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Terrance M. Garvin on the concrete floor. Terrance M. Garvin is out cold. Most Holy sets up Terrance M. Garvin on the table. Most Holy executes a flying legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Terrance M. Garvin whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Brandon Walsh comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Brandon Walsh. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Terrance M. Garvin. Most Holy executes a Hotshot on Terrance M. Garvin. Most Holy nails Terrance M. Garvin with a bodyslam. Most Holy throws Terrance M. Garvin back into the ring. Most Holy is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Most Holy whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a back heel kick, but Most Holy ducks out of the way. Terrance M. Garvin begs off. Most Holy places Terrance M. Garvin on the turnbuckle. Most Holy goes for a top-rope DDT, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin throws Most Holy off the turnbuckle. Terrance M. Garvin takes Most Holy down with the Michinoku Driver. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin hits Most Holy with a monkey flip. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a guillotine choke. Jerome: What an incredible counter by the Mostest. Terrance M. Garvin is valiantly trying to break the hold. Terrance M. Garvin tries to escape the hold. Terrance M. Garvin is valiantly trying to break the hold. Terrance M. Garvin tries to fight the pain. Terrance M. Garvin submits after 25 seconds. Most Holy is starting to get more cheers than boos. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:06:21 Holly: Most Holy gets an impressive win with counterwrestling ... which is rare in AGW. Jerome: Ya know, Most Holy has been off of his game lately ... rumors of him losing control over the LoS abound. But matches like this show that he hasn_t lost his focus in the ring. Holly: That ends the first round fans. Let_s recap who advanced: Alex Star, Unleaded, Ice Cream Man, Sebastian Cage, Mark Payne, Vegeta, Chocolate Thunder, and Most Holy will move on into the quarterfinals of the Ringmaster King of Hearts Tournament. Jerome: Well, the action has been incredible thus far; but now we have to move on to Tag Team action. Holly: Storm and Genesis take on Gotenks ... both teams need a win to stay in the thick of hunt for the Tag Team Titles. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Kellie Skywalker... At a total combined weight of 537 pounds... Blood Runs Cold Their opponents... Led to the ring by Klilyn... At a total combined weight of 210 pounds... Gotenks They lock up. Son Goten throws Storm out of the ring. Son Goten jumps onto him with an Asai Tornado Dive. Son Goten knocks Storm into the ringpost. Trunks comes over to make it two-on-one. Trunks nails Storm with a jumping side kick. Son Goten hits Storm with an enzuigiri. Darren Lloyd counts: 1. Son Goten knocks Storm into the ringsteps. The crowd is really behind Son Goten. Trunks comes over to make it two-on-one. Trunks nails Storm with a back heel kick. Son Goten goes for an enzuigiri, but Storm ducks out of the way. Darren Lloyd counts: 2. Storm knocks Son Goten into the ringsteps. Storm has the crowd going wild. Genesis comes over to make it two-on-one. Storm and Genesis hit Son Goten with a double headbutt. Darren Lloyd counts: 3. Storm takes Son Goten down with a jawbreaker. Genesis comes over to make it two-on-one. Genesis nails Son Goten with a reverse neckbreaker. Storm nails Son Goten with a flying lariat. Storm goes for the Storm Cycle, but Son Goten counters it with a low blow. Son Goten is handed a Nintendo. Son Goten hits him with the Nintendo. Son Goten whips Storm into the guardrail. Son Goten nails Storm with a diving shoulderblock. Darren Lloyd counts: 4. Son Goten uses an enzuigiri on Storm. Trunks comes over to make it two-on-one. Genesis comes over, but gets cut off. Son Goten and Trunks hit Storm with a double dropkick. Son Goten nails Storm with a cartwheel kick. Son Goten knocks Storm into the ringpost. Kellie Skywalker comes from behind, but Son Goten nails Kellie Skywalker. Storm goes for the Storm Cycle, but Son Goten counters it with an arm bite. Trunks comes over to make it two-on-one. Genesis comes over, but gets cut off. Trunks uses a tornado DDT on Storm. Son Goten climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Storm nails him in the stomach. Son Goten falls onto the top turnbuckle. Storm whips Son Goten into the guardrail. Storm throws Son Goten back into the ring. Storm hits the Perfect Driver on Son Goten. Storm is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Storm tags out to Genesis. Storm uses a flying lariat on Son Goten. Genesis executes a jumping elbow thrust on Son Goten. Genesis is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Genesis and Storm whip Son Goten into the ropes. They hit Son Goten with a double fist to the midsection. Storm leaves the ring. Genesis executes a powerslam on Son Goten. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Klilyn distracts Darren Lloyd. Storm enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Trunks enters the ring, but gets cut off. Storm goes for a flying lariat, but Klilyn shoves him off the turnbuckle. Storm has the crowd going wild. Storm leaves the ring. Son Goten executes a cartwheel kick on Genesis. Son Goten takes Genesis down with a diving shoulderblock. Son Goten has the crowd going wild. Son Goten tags out to Trunks. Son Goten takes Genesis down with a reverse DDT. Son Goten has the crowd going wild. Trunks goes for a flying dropkick, but Kellie Skywalker shoves him off the turnbuckle. Son Goten leaves the ring. Genesis locks Trunks in a leg hammerlock. There is no referee there to ask Trunks. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Trunks reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Storm enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Genesis and Storm hit Trunks with a double low blow. Storm leaves the ring. Genesis throws Trunks out of the ring. Darren Lloyd counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Trunks reenters the ring. Genesis executes a flying dropkick on Trunks. The crowd is really behind Genesis. Genesis leaves the ring. He returns with the brass knuckles. Genesis goes for a Soviet suplex, but Trunks counters it with an elbowsmash. Trunks whips Genesis into the ropes. Trunks uses a dropkick on Genesis. Trunks hits Genesis with a flying dropkick. The crowd is giving Trunks a standing ovation. Trunks pats his ass and says, "Give us a kiss!". The crowd erupts. Trunks uses a flying forearm on Genesis. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Trunks takes Genesis down with a flying cross body press. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Trunks complains about a slow count. Trunks goes for a flying headbutt, but Genesis rolls out of the way. Genesis takes a swing at Trunks with the brass knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Trunks snatches the brass knuckles from him. Trunks hits him with the brass knuckles. Trunks uses a jumping side kick on Genesis. Both Klilyn and Kellie Skywalker jump up on the apron. Darren Lloyd tries to send them back down. Trunks goes for a flying headbutt, but Genesis rolls out of the way. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Trunks hits a kick to the groin on Genesis. Trunks whips Genesis into the turnbuckle. Trunks charges in with a handspring bodyblock, but Genesis moves out of the way. Genesis nails Trunks with a facerake. Trunks goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Genesis ducks out of the way. Genesis takes a swing at Trunks with the brass knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Trunks snatches the brass knuckles from him. Trunks hits him with the brass knuckles. Genesis is busted wide open. Holly: How did these cute little alien kids get to be so violent anyway? Jerome: It_s probably Tom Tennant_s fault. He really is a role model for the kids. Darren Lloyd throws the brass knuckles out of the ring. Trunks leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Trunks runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Trunks hits Genesis with a flying clothesline. The crowd erupts. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Trunks goes for a series of kicks, but Genesis blocks it. Genesis goes for a back heel kick, but Trunks ducks out of the way. Trunks gives him a fist to the midsection, but Genesis only stares at him. Trunks executes a series of kicks on Genesis. The crowd is giving Trunks a standing ovation. Trunks executes a flying dropkick on Genesis. The crowd is giving Trunks a standing ovation. Trunks goes for an uppercut punch, but Genesis blocks it. Genesis punches Trunks. There are lots of chants for Genesis. Genesis kicks Trunks. Trunks punches Genesis. The crowd is giving Trunks a standing ovation. Trunks kicks Genesis. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Trunks. Genesis kicks Trunks. There are lots of chants for Genesis. Genesis tags out to Storm. Son Goten enters the ring and lays out Genesis. The crowd is going crazy. Son Goten goes for a back heel kick, but Storm ducks out of the way. Son Goten leaves the ring. Storm hits a powerslam on Trunks. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Storm hits Trunks with a kick to the head. Storm uses a jumping DDT on Trunks. The crowd is going crazy. Storm gets an Indian deathlock on Trunks. Trunks reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Storm puts Trunks in a front facelock. Trunks is struggling to reach the ropes. Trunks reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Storm kicks Trunks. The crowd is going crazy. Storm kicks Trunks. Storm executes a jawbreaker on Trunks. Storm puts Trunks in a figure-four sleeper. Trunks reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Son Goten enters the ring and lays out Genesis. Son Goten leaves the ring. Trunks hits Storm with a flying bulldog. The crowd is giving Trunks a standing ovation. Trunks executes a fist to the midsection on Storm. Trunks is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Trunks complains about a slow count. Storm hits an inside cradle on Trunks. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Storm throws Trunks out of the ring. Storm goes through the ropes. Genesis comes over to make it two-on-one. Genesis uses a snap suplex on Trunks. Storm uses a flying lariat on Trunks. Darren Lloyd counts: 1. Storm executes the Storm Cycle on Trunks on the concrete floor. There are lots of chants for Storm. Storm uses a side step on Trunks. Darren Lloyd counts: 2. Storm reenters the ring. Trunks follows him back in. Storm executes a side step on Trunks. Storm is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Storm hits Trunks with a dropkick. Storm goes for a spinning toe hold, but Trunks throws him off. Trunks tags out to Son Goten. Genesis enters the ring and throws Trunks out of the ring. Genesis is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Storm and Genesis whip Son Goten into the ropes. They hit Son Goten with a double elbowsmash. Genesis leaves the ring. Storm throws Son Goten out of the ring. Darren Lloyd counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Son Goten reenters the ring. Storm uses a duck-down move on Son Goten. Storm goes for a tiger suplex, but Son Goten blocks it. Son Goten executes an elbow to the midsection on Storm. Son Goten whips Storm into the ropes. Son Goten hits Storm with an elbow. Son Goten is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Son Goten hits Storm with a low blow. Genesis is bleeding like hell. Son Goten uses a reverse DDT on Storm. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Storm punches Son Goten. There are lots of chants for Storm. Storm punches Son Goten. There are lots of chants for Storm. Genesis enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Storm and Genesis hit Son Goten with a double headbutt. Genesis leaves the ring. Storm goes for a spinebuster slam, but Son Goten counters it with a Yakuza kick. Son Goten moons his opponent.. The crowd is going crazy. Son Goten leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Son Goten runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Son Goten hits a flying clothesline on Storm. Son Goten hits a series of kicks on Storm. The crowd is behind Son Goten all the way. Son Goten chops Storm. Son Goten kicks Storm. Son Goten executes the Kamehameha on Storm. The crowd is giving Son Goten a standing ovation. Son Goten goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Kellie Skywalker distracts Darren Lloyd. Son Goten hits Storm. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Son Goten chops Storm. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Son Goten. Son Goten takes Storm down with a cartwheel kick. Son Goten nails Storm with a reverse DDT. There is no referee to count. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Son Goten hits an eye gouge on Storm. Son Goten goes for a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Storm side-steps and Son Goten only hits air. Son Goten runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Son Goten uses a dropkick on Storm. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Son Goten nails Storm with a diving headbutt. Son Goten is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Kellie Skywalker puts Storm's foot on the rope. Son Goten hits a series of kicks on Storm. Son Goten whips Storm into the ropes. Klilyn pulls down the top rope. Son Goten goes through the ropes. Son Goten knocks Storm into the ringsteps. Son Goten is handed a sheet of glass. Son Goten hits him with the sheet of glass. Son Goten whips Storm into the guardrail. Son Goten goes for a kick to the head, but Storm blocks it. Darren Lloyd counts: 1. Genesis comes over to make it two-on-one. Trunks comes over and lays out Genesis. The crowd erupts. Son Goten and Trunks hit Storm with a double fist to the midsection. Darren Lloyd counts: 2. Trunks comes over to make it two-on-one. Genesis comes over, but gets cut off. Trunks uses a thrust kick to the head on Storm. Son Goten nails Storm with a diving shoulderblock. Son Goten and Trunks hit Storm with a double back heel kick. Son Goten whips Storm into the guardrail. Kellie Skywalker comes from behind and distracts Son Goten. Storm whips Son Goten into the guardrail. Darren Lloyd counts: 3. Darren Lloyd counts: 4. Storm knocks Son Goten into the ringsteps. Genesis comes over to make it two-on-one. Trunks comes over and lays out Genesis. The crowd is giving Trunks a standing ovation. Kellie Skywalker comes from behind, but Son Goten nails Kellie Skywalker. Storm whips Son Goten into the guardrail. Darren Lloyd counts: 5. Storm reenters the ring. Son Goten follows him back in. Storm places Son Goten on the turnbuckle. Storm hits Son Goten with the Perfect Driver. Storm nails Son Goten with a jawbreaker. Storm executes a side step on Son Goten. Storm uses a powerslam on Son Goten. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Storm runs into the ropes. Son Goten misses with a clothesline. Storm misses with a shoulderblock. Storm hits Son Goten with an elbow. Storm is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Storm whips Son Goten into the turnbuckle. Storm charges into the corner, but Son Goten moves out of the way. Son Goten hits a dropkick on Storm. Son Goten whips Storm into the turnbuckle, but Storm reverses it. Son Goten comes back, but is met with the Running Forearm Smash. Storm hits a German suplex on Son Goten. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Storm uses the Running Forearm Smash on Son Goten. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Storm runs into the ropes. Storm uses a flying lariat on Son Goten. The crowd is really behind Storm. Storm hits a flying fistdrop on Son Goten. Storm hits Son Goten with a low blow. Storm takes Son Goten down with a chop. Storm nails Son Goten with the Running Forearm Smash. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Storm nails Son Goten with an inverted atomic drop. Storm whips Son Goten into the ropes. Kellie Skywalker trips Son Goten. Storm goes for a tiger suplex, but Son Goten counters it with a backward kick. Trunks enters the ring. Son Goten and Trunks hit Storm with the Ultra Galactica Donut Attack. Son Goten goes for the pin Holly: That move is Sooo cool!! The crowd is going into a frenzy. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Son Goten a standing ovation. The winners are Gotenks. Time of match: 0:17:13 Holly: Gotenks win after that incredible crazy looking attack. Jerome: They are really tough for little kids; that_s for sure. Holly: Alright fans ... we have a special challenge match next. The easily confused Derrick Diamond is desperate for revenge on Mark Payne for seriously injuring Brad Steel. But somehow he was under the impression that he had to go thru the Xtreme Killers to get to Payne. Jerome: Of course the Killers are nobody_s stooges ... except for thier latest employer. Hell, they_d probably escort Diamond to Payne_s front door for 20 bucks and a 12 pack of Crafty and Heelish. Holly: Anyway, since Diamond called the Killers out ... even by accident ... the match between him and Bryant Edwards is going to happen next. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Derrick Diamond His opponent... Led to the ring by Michael Cross... Fighting out of Trenton, New Jersey... Weighing in at 321 pounds... "Bloodlust" Bryant Edwards They lock up. Derrick Diamond uses a hiptoss on Bryant Edwards. Derrick Diamond goes for a Yakuza kick, but Bryant Edwards ducks out of the way. Bryant Edwards goes for a German suplex, but Derrick Diamond counters it with a backward kick. Derrick Diamond executes a Yakuza kick on Bryant Edwards. Derrick Diamond uses an uppercut on Bryant Edwards. Derrick Diamond takes Bryant Edwards down with a superkick. Derrick Diamond wioes his brow and flings the sweat towards the crowd. Derrick Diamond has the crowd going wild. Derrick Diamond throws Bryant Edwards out of the ring. Derrick Diamond goes through the ropes. Derrick Diamond knocks Bryant Edwards into the ringsteps. Derrick Diamond goes for a hiptoss, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Mike Kwolek counts: 1. Michael Cross comes from behind, but Derrick Diamond nails Michael Cross. Bryant Edwards is handed a motor cycle helmet. Bryant Edwards takes a swing at Derrick Diamond with the motor cycle helmet , but he gets out of the way. Derrick Diamond snatches the motor cycle helmet from him. Derrick Diamond hits him with the motor cycle helmet. Derrick Diamond sets up a table. Derrick Diamond goes for a Steinerline, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a Gorilla Press. Bryant Edwards is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Mike Kwolek counts: 2. Bryant Edwards knocks Derrick Diamond into the ringsteps. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Michael Cross comes from behind, but Derrick Diamond nails Michael Cross. Bryant Edwards is handed a toilet seat. Bryant Edwards hits him with the toilet seat. The crowd is booing Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards hits Derrick Diamond with the T-bone suplex. Bryant Edwards takes Derrick Diamond down with the T-bone suplex. Mike Kwolek counts: 3. Bryant Edwards is handed the spiked glove. Bryant Edwards hits him with the spiked glove. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Bryant Edwards reenters the ring. Derrick Diamond follows him back in. Derrick Diamond brings the the spiked glove into the ring. Bryant Edwards climbs the second rope and looks out at the crowd.. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Bryant Edwards executes a fallaway slam on Derrick Diamond. Bryant Edwards is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Bryant Edwards nails Derrick Diamond with a flying sunset flip. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bryant Edwards gets a full nelson on Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bryant Edwards takes a swing at Derrick Diamond with the spiked glove, but he gets out of the way. Derrick Diamond snatches the spiked glove from him. Derrick Diamond hits him with the spiked glove. The crowd is going crazy. Derrick Diamond catches Bryant Edwards in a cobra clutch. Bryant Edwards tries to escape the hold. Bryant Edwards is valiantly trying to break the hold. Bryant Edwards breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Bryant Edwards whips Derrick Diamond into the turnbuckle. Bryant Edwards runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Derrick Diamond moves out of the way. Derrick Diamond goes for a flying clothesline, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a powerslam. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Bryant Edwards is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Bryant Edwards goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Derrick Diamond blocks it. Derrick Diamond whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Bryant Edwards hits Derrick Diamond with a clothesline. Bryant Edwards leaves the ring. He returns with a sheet of glass. Bryant Edwards takes a swing at Derrick Diamond with the sheet of glass, but he gets out of the way. Derrick Diamond snatches the sheet of glass from him. Derrick Diamond hits him with the sheet of glass. Mike Kwolek throws the sheet of glass out of the ring. Derrick Diamond goes for a cobra clutch, but Bryant Edwards counters it with an armdrag takedown. Bryant Edwards runs into the ropes. Bryant Edwards hits Derrick Diamond with an elbow. Bryant Edwards takes Derrick Diamond down with a fist to the midsection. Bryant Edwards uses a vertical facebuster on Derrick Diamond. Bryant Edwards is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Bryant Edwards goes for the Final Goodbye, but Derrick Diamond counters it with a crucifix. Derrick Diamond uses the ropes for leverage. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... he sees it. Jerome: Looks like Derrick Diamond ain_t quite as stupid as he looks ... as he almost won the match with a great counter to the Final Goodbye. Derrick Diamond uses the Bronco Buster on Bryant Edwards. Derrick Diamond whips Bryant Edwards into the turnbuckle. Derrick Diamond uses a dropkick on Bryant Edwards. Derrick Diamond catches Bryant Edwards in a cobra clutch. Bryant Edwards reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Derrick Diamond hits Bryant Edwards with a clothesline. Derrick Diamond nails Bryant Edwards with a flying senton. Derrick Diamond pulls the tights. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Derrick Diamond nails Bryant Edwards with a superkick. Derrick Diamond hits a superkick on Bryant Edwards. Derrick Diamond hits Bryant Edwards with an Asai leg lariat. Derrick Diamond is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Derrick Diamond whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Bryant Edwards executes a flying forearm on Derrick Diamond. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Bryant Edwards complains about a slow count. Bryant Edwards goes for a Boston crab, but Derrick Diamond blocks it. Derrick Diamond nails Bryant Edwards with a dropkick. Derrick Diamond hits Bryant Edwards. Derrick Diamond chops Bryant Edwards. Derrick Diamond chops Bryant Edwards. The crowd erupts. Derrick Diamond leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Derrick Diamond runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Derrick Diamond takes Bryant Edwards down with a clothesline. Derrick Diamond whips Bryant Edwards into the turnbuckle, but Bryant Edwards reverses it. Bryant Edwards charges in with the Tree of Woe. Bryant Edwards catches Derrick Diamond in a full nelson. Derrick Diamond is valiantly trying to break the hold. Derrick Diamond is struggling to reach the ropes. Derrick Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Bryant Edwards takes Derrick Diamond down with a belly-to-back suplex. Bryant Edwards climbs the second rope and looks out at the crowd.. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. Bryant Edwards goes for a front slam, but Derrick Diamond counters it with a roundhouse right. Bryant Edwards runs into the ropes. Derrick Diamond hits a chop on Bryant Edwards. Derrick Diamond runs into the ropes. Derrick Diamond goes for the Snake Eyes, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a small package. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Bryant Edwards whips Derrick Diamond into the ropes. Bryant Edwards hits Derrick Diamond with a backdrop. Derrick Diamond falls out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Bryant Edwards knocks Derrick Diamond into the ringpost. Bryant Edwards is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Bryant Edwards whips Derrick Diamond into the guardrail. Mike Kwolek counts: 1. Bryant Edwards throws Derrick Diamond back into the ring. Bryant Edwards brings the table into the ring. Bryant Edwards gets a dragon sleeper on Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bryant Edwards climbs the second rope and looks out at the crowd.. Bryant Edwards is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Bryant Edwards executes the Final Goodbye on Derrick Diamond. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. Bryant Edwards goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. The winner is Bryant Edwards. Time of match: 0:07:09 Holly: It_s back to the drawing board for Derrick Diamond I guess. Jerome: Well he failed to go through the man that he ... doesn_t ... need to beat to get to Payne. But if Edwards can handle him, then Diamond probably can_t beat the Blonde Bastard either. Holly: Well fans our next match will be the final match before the intermission ... and it should be a good one. New Television Champion Matt Technician, who is absolutely loved here in Canada, will defend against Dream Warrior. Jerome: Dream Warrior had focused all of his energy on the HUGE best of three Extreme matches against Unleaded for the TV Title, but Unleaded was upset by Matt Technician a few days ago. And Matt wasn_t too excited about all of that extreme stuff that Dream Warrior had in mind. So this match is just a normal title match. And because of this; expect Matt Technician to outwrestle the bigger man and walk out with the win. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW TV Title Introducing first... Led to the ring by The Dream Coach... Hailing from parts unknown... Weighing in at 243 pounds... Dream Warrior His opponent... From Calgary, Alberta, Canada... Weighing in at 220 pounds... The AGW TV Champion Matt Technician They lock up. Matt Technician takes Dream Warrior down with a jumping DDT. A small "Matt Technician" chant is being started. Matt Technician goes for a bodyslam, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Dream Warrior places Matt Technician on the turnbuckle. Dream Warrior hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Matt Technician. Dream Warrior runs into the ropes. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with a clothesline. Dream Warrior places Matt Technician on the turnbuckle. Dream Warrior uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Matt Technician. Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild. Dream Warrior executes the Doctor Bomb on Matt Technician. Mike Kwolek counts: One, shoulder up. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with a flying legdrop. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Dream Warrior takes Matt Technician down with a jumping DDT. The chants for Dream Warrior are deafening. Dream Warrior throws Matt Technician out of the ring. Dream Warrior goes through the ropes. Dream Warrior sets up a table. Dream Warrior sets up Matt Technician on the table. Dream Warrior tries to drive Matt Technician through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Matt Technician uses a reverse neckbreaker on Dream Warrior. Matt Technician hits Dream Warrior with a bodyslam. Matt Technician goes for a powerslam, but Dream Warrior counters it with a sunset flip. Dream Warrior whips Matt Technician into the guardrail. Dream Warrior uses a moonsault bodyblock on Matt Technician. Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans. The crowd is behind Dream Warrior all the way. Dream Warrior goes for the Bad Night's Sleep, but Matt Technician counters it with a vertical suplex. There are lots of chants for Matt Technician. Matt Technician hits Dream Warrior with a gutwrench suplex. The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Matt Technician. Dream Warrior throws Matt Technician back into the ring. Dream Warrior brings the table into the ring. Matt Technician kicks Dream Warrior. Matt Technician has the crowd going wild. Matt Technician kicks Dream Warrior. The crowd is going crazy. Matt Technician uses a waistlock suplex on Dream Warrior. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Matt Technician goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dream Warrior counters it with a legsweep. Dream Warrior throws Matt Technician out of the ring. Dream Warrior goes through the ropes. Dream Warrior takes Matt Technician down with a bodyslam. Dream Warrior knocks Matt Technician into the ringsteps. Dream Warrior reenters the ring. Matt Technician follows him back in. Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans. The chants for Dream Warrior are deafening. Dream Warrior goes for a choke against the ropes, but Matt Technician blocks it. Matt Technician goes for a bodyslam, but Dream Warrior counters it with a small package. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dream Warrior sets up Matt Technician on the table. Dream Warrior tries to drive Matt Technician through the table with a flying legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Holly: Dream Warrior knows that he needs high impact offense to wear down Technician ... but Matt was too quick for him right there. Matt Technician has the crowd going wild. Matt Technician goes for a waistlock suplex, but Dream Warrior counters it with an elbowsmash. Dream Warrior whips Matt Technician into the ropes. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with a clothesline. Dream Warrior is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dream Warrior goes for a front-layout suplex, but Matt Technician counters it with a kneelift. Matt Technician uses a dragon suplex on Dream Warrior. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Matt Technician complains about a slow count. Dream Warrior executes an inside cradle on Matt Technician. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Dream Warrior runs into the ropes. Dream Warrior misses with a clothesline. Matt Technician hits Dream Warrior with a kick. Matt Technician runs into the ropes. Matt Technician uses a lariat on Dream Warrior. Matt Technician runs into the ropes. Matt Technician hits Dream Warrior with a shoulderblock. Matt Technician hits a fallaway slam on Dream Warrior. Matt Technician is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Matt Technician whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with an elbow. Dream Warrior throws Matt Technician out of the ring. Dream Warrior goes through the ropes. Dream Warrior takes Matt Technician down with a DDT. Dream Warrior nails Matt Technician with a European uppercut. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with a bodyslam. Dream Warrior throws Matt Technician back into the ring. Dream Warrior nails Matt Technician with a jumping neck snap. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior goes for a flying sunset flip, but Matt Technician counters it with a short arm scissors. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds. Matt Technician runs into the ropes. Dream Warrior misses with a clothesline. Dream Warrior misses with a kick. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with an elbow. Dream Warrior hits a frog splash on Matt Technician. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Dream Warrior goes for a front-layout suplex, but Matt Technician blocks it. Matt Technician whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Dream Warrior misses with a clothesline. Matt Technician goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Dream Warrior counters it with a low blow. Dream Warrior places Matt Technician on the turnbuckle. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with a belly-to-belly superplex. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Dream Warrior hits a jumping DDT on Matt Technician. Dream Warrior is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Dream Warrior goes for a dragon suplex, but Matt Technician counters it with a go-behind. Matt Technician uses a waistlock suplex on Dream Warrior. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Matt Technician complains about a slow count. Matt Technician executes a lariat on Dream Warrior. Matt Technician takes Dream Warrior down with a dropkick. Matt Technician is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Matt Technician hits Dream Warrior with a dropkick. Matt Technician takes Dream Warrior down with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd is behind Matt Technician all the way. Matt Technician goes for the Impressive Looking Leghold, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Matt Technician takes Dream Warrior down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Matt Technician catches Dream Warrior totally by surprise. Matt Technician executes the Impressive Looking Leghold on Dream Warrior. Jerome: There is that ... well ... Impressive Looking Leghold ... and Dream Warrior is screaming like a newborn baby in there. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Dream Warrior uses a lariat on Matt Technician. Dream Warrior puts Matt Technician in a chinlock deathlock submission. Matt Technician tries to escape the hold. Matt Technician breaks the hold after 14 seconds. Matt Technician whips Dream Warrior into the ropes, but Dream Warrior reverses it. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with a clothesline. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with a backbreaker. Dream Warrior uses a moonsault bodyblock on Matt Technician. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Dream Warrior gives the sign for the Bad Night's Sleep. Dream Warrior hits a jumping DDT on Matt Technician. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior uses a bodyslam on Matt Technician. Dream Warrior is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Dream Warrior whips Matt Technician into the ropes. Matt Technician takes Dream Warrior down with a lariat. Matt Technician throws Dream Warrior out of the ring. Matt Technician goes through the ropes. Matt Technician whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail. Matt Technician knocks Dream Warrior into the ringpost. Matt Technician whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail. Matt Technician whips Dream Warrior into the guardrail. Matt Technician reenters the ring. Holly: Wow! Matt shows his agressive side. He_s really taking the fight to Dream Warrior here. Dream Warrior follows him back in. Matt Technician goes for a kick to the midsection, but Dream Warrior counters it with a dragon screw. Dream Warrior locks Matt Technician in a choke against the ropes. Matt Technician reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Dream Warrior whips Matt Technician into the ropes. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician with a kick. Dream Warrior uses a front-layout suplex on Matt Technician. Dream Warrior executes a fistdrop on Matt Technician. Dream Warrior goes for a bodyslam, but Matt Technician counters it with a front facelock. Dream Warrior is struggling to reach the ropes. Dream Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Matt Technician nails Dream Warrior with a European uppercut. Matt Technician hits Dream Warrior. Matt Technician chops Dream Warrior. The crowd is behind Matt Technician all the way. Dream Warrior chops Matt Technician. The crowd erupts. Dream Warrior kicks Matt Technician. Dream Warrior hits Matt Technician. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Dream Warrior. Matt Technician kicks Dream Warrior. The chants for Matt Technician are deafening. The Dream Coach enters the ring and hits Matt Technician with the clipboard. Before The Dream Coach connects, Matt Technician moves out of the way. The Dream Coach hits Dream Warrior. Matt Technician throws The Dream Coach over the top rope. The crowd erupts. Dream Warrior is out cold. Jerome: MAJOR mistake by the Dream Coach there!! Matt Technician takes Dream Warrior down with a gutwrench suplex. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Holly: Near fall there! Matt_s moving in for the kill. Matt Technician executes the Impressive Looking Leghold on Dream Warrior. Holly: He_s got that sinched right in the center of the ring. Jerome: Yeah, there_s no escape for Dream Warrior this time. The bell rings. The time limit has expired. Holly: Wow. Dream Warrior was saved by the bell. Jerome: A hard fought match by both men, but Matt Technician will retain the title on the time limit draw. Holly: Well fans, it_s been a night of surprises, and great wrestling action. And we_re only halfway home. We still have the rest of the Ringmaster King of Hearts Tournament; plus the AGW Heavyweight, IC, Tag Team, and Ladies Titles are still up for grabs. Right now we_re going to take an intermission; and that means the end of the night for us. For Jerome here, I_m Holly Williams saying enjoy the rest of Ringmaster!! ______________________________ Commercials ______________________________ (We see a commercial for "Arrogant Bastard Ale" featuring Mark Paris. Next up is an Oakley sunglasses commercial featuring Alex Star. Finally we have a Yahoo.com commercial starring Shawn Michaels with Corporation X.) (after a brief intermission, at the announce table are Jake Reid and newly promoted AGW President-ess Violet Morris.) VIOLET: Hello everyone, and welcome to the second half of the AGW Ringmaster Pay Per View Spectacular!! I am Violet Morris, now not just a commentator and reporter, but also the President of the entire league! And with me is Jake Reid. JAKE: How the hell could Speed choose YOU to be the Prez. I think I_d rather take my chances with Chocolate Thunder. VIOLET: Well, one of the few constants since the very beginning of the AGW has been me. The other three constants are Speed, The Z Team and the fact that I always have an obnoxious broadcasting partner. JAKE: Hey, I resemble that remark! VIOLET: You_re right. *laughs* Anyways fans, we can only keep the action away from you for so long. This next match is an interesting one....as LoS members, Righteous Bounty Hunter and Ike Bacitt take on Chocolate Thunder and the dreaded mystery partner. JAKE: I dunno who the mystery partner is, but I still think C-Dogg will win it. [The wrestler introductions are about to be made. However, they are cut short when a few guitar riffs sound out throughout the arena. The fans jump in anticipation and recognition as "Black" by Sevendust begins. The lights dim, and the crowd erupts as two green strobe lights beam down on the wrestlers' entrance. And it is from that entrance that Chocolate Thunder enters. He walks halfway down the aisle and takes a moment to soak up the positive crowd reaction, which is sort of new to him. The crowd begins to quiet down as they notice he has a microphone. Realizing that they are waiting for him to speak, Chocolate Thunder puts the microphone to his mouth and has this to say_] Chocolate Thunder: Ya know, a couple of days 'go, I got ta' thinking. And with the crowd's support as my guide, I really have no need for this role as Chairman of tha' AGW. So, as I said days ago, I am gonna give it up. But not 'till after I have my final hurrah_ [The crowd jumps to their feet. They begin to scream as several men race down behind Thunder, with him, apparently not realizing it. As a matter of fact, the people look quite dangerous as they are carrying hammers and large portions of fence. And we know how much damage that could do if put into the wrong hands. They run up to Thunder and the crowd grows tense, but the men_ run right past Thunder and towards the ring. There, they begin to surround the ring with the fence.] Chocolate Thunder: That's right_ my final act as Chairman of the AGW is to make sure that my handicap match against the LoS is ta' take place in a steel cage! [This is met with a HUGE and very positive crowd pop! In the background, we notice that the cage is already nearly to completion.] Chocolate Thunder: So Booty Hunter, Burt Backerat_ meet me in tha' cage!! [Thunder heads for the ring. And pretty much as soon as he enters, the LoS members race to the ring and begin a two-on-one beatdown. It doesn't take long to get Thunder on the ground with the numbers in their favor. And while Bacitt half-heartedly kicks and stomps Thunder's prone body, RBH goes hog wild and attempts to break Chocolate Thunder's ribs_ as well as every other bone in his body. Again, it_s the background where we notice action. While he is a bit blurry in the camera's current focus, a man can be seen jumping over the railing from the crowd. And while we can't tell who he is, we can tell what he is wearing: a black leather jacket, left open, along with a pair of ragged blue jeans. Those two items are accompanied by combat boots. The reason there can be such a vivid description is because the man is now in focus, as he is climbing up the side of the cage!!! The camera notices this apparent deranged fan and zooms in on him. Of course, the camera man isn't the only one to notice him. Because Baccitt does as well. And he begins to scale the opposing side of the cage. The two men recognize each other and attempt to knock each other off the cage by pounding on the fence. Neither of the men is successful and they continue to race to the top of the cage. Meanwhile, Thunder has come to his senses. The crowd is trying to urge Thunder on by chanting his name. However, it doesn_t take the crowd's help for Thunder to become intense. He simply notices that it is RBH standing eye-to-eye with him- the same man that so viciously beat him on so many different occasions lately- and CDogg begins to go berserk. He kicks the Hunter in the stomach. RBH buckles from the pain and on instinct, clutches at his abdomen. This is all the opportunity Thunder needs to deliver a wicked jumping DDT. Upon impact, Thunder quickly gets to his feet. RBH, however, does not. As a matter of fact, he looks to be out cold. Thunder seems to want to make sure of the fact because he lifts the limp body up, throws him on his shoulder and runs him headfirst into the fence. The body drops from Thunder's shoulder and, already, RBH is a bit bloodied. Thunder turns his attention to the action at the top of the cage and the camera does the same. There, Baccitt and the fan are doing battle. They trade punches, with the fan actually getting the upper hand. The tide turns in the "fan's" favor when he drives Baccitt's face into the top of the fence. Baccitt, a bit woosy, begins to falter and slip off the wall. The fan makes sure that this does not happen though. With one hand holding himself on the fence, he shows a great deal of strength by catching his weary opponent. The fan continues to drill Baccitt in the face as Chocolate Thunder begins to strive towards the top of the cage as well. Thunder reaches the top of the cage. There, he comes face to face with the mystery "fan." A look of confusion comes over Thunder's face_ and the camera zooms in, oddly enough, as Thunder lips something to the order of, "You crazy F*ck. You really don't pass up a challenge." And the two men look at each other with some sort of understanding. So Thunder continues to climb to the very top of the cage. He gets there, and pulls himself up to the very uppermost edge and attempts to balance himself on the fence. Realizing that the pole that makes up the top of the cage is plenty wide enough for him to balance, he calls for Baccitt's now unconscious body. And the fan pushes him up towards him. Thunder continues to balance himself and now is holding Baccitt's body in a bearhug. The fan looks up and decides that he should join the two. This is where it all gets interesting. The fans reaches the top and he, too, balances himself. Thunder pushes the body toward the fan with Baccitt's head dangling forward. The fan lets the face rest on his shoulder as he wraps his arms around the back of Baccitt's neck. The fan looks over at Thunder. And CDogg smiles at the fan. And in one quick motion, he pushes both Baccitt and the fan off the side of the cage!!!! The two bodies fall violently fast toward the crowd with Baccitt being the recipient of what could be described as nothing other than a SUPER-SUPER-DIAMOND CUTTER!!! The bodies continue to fall until they reach the German announcers' table, which they quickly bust through. The weight of the bodies wrecks the table and reduces it to mere splinters that now surround the two men. An intense "holy shit" chant comes from the crowd. And the camera attempts to zoom in on the bodies. However, they are fairly tough to see as they are surrounded by wood and blood_ lots of blood. One thing is identifiable though: TOM TENNANT'S WICKED SMILE_ And while he is not moving, he is smiling_. EMTS quickly rush to the scene. And they are surprised to see that the two want to continue with the match. They can't necessarily walk to the ring and neither can talk but with a few hand motions, the EMTS get the point and help both into the cage. There, Thunder and RBH are already resuming battle] ~~~~ They lock up. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt whips Chocolate Thunder into the turnbuckle. Isaac Bacitt hits Chocolate Thunder with a power bomb. James Beard counts: One, shoulder up. Isaac Bacitt executes a Gorilla Press on Chocolate Thunder. Isaac Bacitt is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Isaac Bacitt goes for a fallaway slam, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a forearm smash. Tom Tennant enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Righteous Bounty Hunter enters the ring and throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes a bulldog on Chocolate Thunder. Isaac Bacitt uses a flying bulldog on Chocolate Thunder. Isaac Bacitt is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Righteous Bounty Hunter leaves the ring. Isaac Bacitt executes a slingshot clothesline on Chocolate Thunder. Isaac Bacitt whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Isaac Bacitt with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder tags out to Tom Tennant. Righteous Bounty Hunter enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tom Tennant and Chocolate Thunder whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double elbowsmash. Righteous Bounty Hunter gets back up, but gets cut off. Tom Tennant and Chocolate Thunder whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. Tom Tennant runs into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt hits a bulldog headlock on Tom Tennant. Isaac Bacitt is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Isaac Bacitt goes for a boot choke, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Isaac Bacitt begs off. Tom Tennant gets a sleeperhold on Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Tom Tennant takes Isaac Bacitt down with an enzuigiri. Tom Tennant is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Isaac Bacitt whip Tom Tennant into the ropes. They hit Tom Tennant with a double elbowsmash. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Isaac Bacitt hit Tom Tennant with a double atomic drop. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring and lays out Isaac Bacitt. Tom Tennant and Chocolate Thunder hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double chop . Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. Tom Tennant uses a kick to the midsection on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Tom Tennant hits a chop on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Tom Tennant executes a single-leg takedown on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tom Tennant and Chocolate Thunder hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double chop . Tom Tennant and Chocolate Thunder whip Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. They hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double elbowsmash. Tom Tennant and Chocolate Thunder hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double chop . Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. Tom Tennant hits a single-leg takedown on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Tom Tennant runs into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Tom Tennant with a kick. Righteous Bounty Hunter runs his thumb across his throat. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter whip Tom Tennant into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter hit Tom Tennant with a double bodyslam. Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter whip Tom Tennant into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter hit Tom Tennant with a double bodyslam. Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter whip Tom Tennant into the ropes. They attempt to hit Tom Tennant with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. A few fans are booing Tom Tennant, while a few others are cheering him. Righteous Bounty Hunter leaves the ring. Tom Tennant hits Isaac Bacitt with a single-leg takedown. Tom Tennant throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring. James Beard counts: one, Isaac Bacitt reenters the ring. Tom Tennant takes Isaac Bacitt down with a jumping DDT. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Tom Tennant and a few others cheering him. Tom Tennant takes Isaac Bacitt down with an elbowdrop. Tom Tennant hits Isaac Bacitt with an enzuigiri. Tom Tennant goes for a half Boston, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring and throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. Tom Tennant whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Righteous Bounty Hunter lifts his knee. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Tom Tennant with a clothesline. Righteous Bounty Hunter places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Tom Tennant with the Tree of Woe. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for the Righteous Rampage, but Tom Tennant counters it with a go-behind. Tom Tennant takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant executes a bulldog headlock on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. Tom Tennant tags out to Chocolate Thunder. Tom Tennant uses a dropkick on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder executes an enzuigiri on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. Chocolate Thunder whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Chocolate Thunder with a clothesline. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. Righteous Bounty Hunter is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits an atomic drop on Chocolate Thunder. Righteous Bounty Hunter kicks Chocolate Thunder. A few fans are booing Righteous Bounty Hunter, while a few others are cheering him. Righteous Bounty Hunter punches Chocolate Thunder. A few fans are booing Righteous Bounty Hunter, while a few others are cheering him. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a bodyslam on Chocolate Thunder. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a vertical suplex on Chocolate Thunder. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a clothesline. Righteous Bounty Hunter falls out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes through the ropes. Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder executes a flying elbowdrop on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one. Tom Tennant nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a Hotshot. Chocolate Thunder executes a flying elbowdrop on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Tom Tennant hits a flying fistdrop on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a dragon suplex. Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a roll away. James Beard counts: 1. Chocolate Thunder reenters the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter follows him back in. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. Chocolate Thunder tags out to Tom Tennant. Isaac Bacitt enters the ring and throws Chocolate Thunder out of the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Isaac Bacitt whip Tom Tennant into the ropes. They hit Tom Tennant with a double backdrop. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter gets a side headlock on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for the Ace Crusher, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Righteous Bounty Hunter. A few fans are booing Tom Tennant, while a few others are cheering him. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. Tom Tennant hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a waistlock suplex. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant hits a springboard rana on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a bearhug, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake. A few fans are booing Tom Tennant, while a few others are cheering him. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Righteous Bounty Hunter. James Beard counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Tom Tennant with a reverse neckbreaker. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant goes for a jumping DDT, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Righteous Bounty Hunter chops Tom Tennant. Righteous Bounty Hunter kicks Tom Tennant. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter punches Tom Tennant. Righteous Bounty Hunter is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Tom Tennant counters it with a backward kick. A few fans are booing Tom Tennant, while a few others are cheering him. Tom Tennant hits a snap mare on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Tom Tennant gets a grapevine on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tom Tennant whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant runs shoulder-first into the corner. Tom Tennant takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a belly-to-belly suplex. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Tom Tennant and a few others cheering him. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes... Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. Tom Tennant goes for a vertical suplex, but Righteous Bounty Hunter reverses it. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring and lays out Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. Tom Tennant takes Isaac Bacitt down with a springboard rana. A few fans are booing Tom Tennant, while a few others are cheering him. Tom Tennant runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant nails Isaac Bacitt with a flying clothesline. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Tom Tennant and a few others cheering him. Tom Tennant hits a slingshot somersault splash on Isaac Bacitt. Tom Tennant takes Isaac Bacitt down with an elbowdrop. Tom Tennant goes for a flying clothesline, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a powerslam. James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Righteous Bounty Hunter enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Chocolate Thunder enters the ring and throws Righteous Bounty Hunter out of the ring. Tom Tennant and Chocolate Thunder hit Isaac Bacitt with a double dropkick. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. Tom Tennant executes a jumping DDT on Isaac Bacitt. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Tom Tennant and a few others cheering him. Tom Tennant whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt uses a flying lariat on Tom Tennant. Isaac Bacitt is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Isaac Bacitt uses a pumphandle powerslam on Tom Tennant. James Beard counts: One, kickout. Isaac Bacitt takes Tom Tennant down with a faceslam. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt puts Tom Tennant in the Texas cloverleaf. Tom Tennant is inching his way towards the ropes. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds. Isaac Bacitt goes for the Crippler, but "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper shoves him off the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant goes for an enzuigiri, but Isaac Bacitt ducks out of the way. Isaac Bacitt executes the Crippler on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Tennant is struggling to reach the ropes. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Isaac Bacitt nails Tom Tennant with a pumphandle powerslam. James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Isaac Bacitt locks Tom Tennant in a chokehold. Tom Tennant is writhing in pain. Tom Tennant submits after 10 seconds. The cheers for Isaac Bacitt are drowning out the boos. The winners are Righteous Bounty Hunter and Isaac Bacitt. Time of match: 0:12:23 ~~~~~ VIOLET: After that particularly vicious opening to the match, Bacitt recovered and actually got the victory over Tom Tennant, who tried to injure him before the match. JAKE: I don_t know how the heck he did it, but Bacitt actually ended up starting the match for his team, he tossed those EMTs aside like nothing. I consider that an upset though. Not a lot of folks can say they have victories over Tennant or CDogg, much less a team of the two. VIOLET: Very true, the LoS bounced back, as is their tendency. Maybe this win can translate into renewed singles success for the RBH. JAKE: I don_t know about that, he is SO a lush. VIOLET: Don_t make fun of another man_s problems. The lights in the arena go pitch black. The Racertron lights up and flashes in bright neon light: V IV III II I A bright flash engulfs the arena as the house lights come back on, and the theme from the movie Gladiator blares over the PA. After about 5 minutes of music, the crowd begins to grow agitated and hostile. Finally, a man in a toga walks out on stage, mic in hand. Man: Will somebody please turn this stupid music off? The Music stops. Man: That's much better. I think Athena has neglected those that run this company. They send try to send me out with a countdown of Roman Numerals, to the theme of a movie about a Roman warrior, and dress me in a Roman Toga. With all due respect to the great Romans throughout history, I am not Roman. I am Greek. Pasta? Phooey, give me a Gyro any day. Neptune, Pluto, Jupiter? Who are they? Nothing but a bunch of ripoffs. Poseidon, Hades and Zeus are they're real names. As for this sheet they had be put on? I find it too restricting. Wrestling is an art form that us Greeks invented. You must be able to move freely to be able to perform at your very best. He quickly disrobes, showing that he is wearing nothing underneath. His body is very well defined, but not overly muscular. He's tall and trim, blonde hair, blue eyes. The women in the audience begin to either swoon or run to the railings, leaving anybody that they were with far behind. After nearly a minute of full television exposure, the censors throw a big black box on the screen. Man: Now that's better. As you can see, I've been blessed with beauty second only to the beautiful Aphrodite. I really don't think some of the other Gorgon look a likes in the back should do the same, but my body must breath. I suppose that I should introduce myself. My name is Adonis Viktorios, but you can just call me Adonis. Again for those deprived by Athena, I'm Grecian. I've studied their history and their culture as it is the superior to all others. I've been crowned with the laurels in 5 straight Greco-Roman international competitions, and won the only modern day Pankration. Adonis begins to pace back and forth across the stage, stopping to pose in such a form that can only be described as statuesque. He continues to talk. Adonis: I recently was visited by a chairman of one of your American universities. It seems he has some ties with the talent scouting people here in the AGW. From what I've been told he was the one responsible from bringing in those immature college kids that make a mockery of Greek tradition, Alpha Theta Kappa. I can't completely bad mouth them though as they are still young and impressionable, not to mention it seems that most everyone in the back has some type of attitude problem. But I won't get into that right now. This should be a night of celebration. Tonight we crown a King of Hearts. I propose that we all pay homage to the great Dionysus, the drinks will be on me. In the meantime, let those that have trained prosper, the Fates shall decide your outcome. And with a calm and cool grace, Adonis returns backstage. JAKE: Did he say "Phooey"? VIOLET: Yes he did. It looks like the AGW has another capable newcomer entering the ranks...and he seems to dislike what Alpha Theta Kappa stand for. JAKE: Capable is right, what did he win, the Pancreasathlon or something? VIOLET: That would be the Pankration. JAKE: Yeah, whatever. I don_t know what another person_s pancreas has to do with anything though. VIOLET: It has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING!!! JAKE: Sheesh, I was just saying. Phooey! VIOLET: The Second Round of the Ringmaster is next. We had very few pure upsets in the first round, although Ice Cream Man pulling the upset over Monarch is beyond me. JAKE: Guess Monarch is happy to be an unofficial King. Besides, he was probably more worried about the IC Title...after all, the IC Champ SHOULD be in line for a World Title shot anyways. VIOLET: He has to win THAT first to even worry about it. Anyways, we have a match that can be considered a main event anywhere in the world. Two longtime veterans going at it, as Alex Star will take on Unleaded. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jessica Carter... From Malibu, California... Weighing in at 273 pounds... "Mr. Main Event" Alex Star His opponent... Led to the ring by Candi... From Buffalo, New York... Weighing in at 345 pounds... Unleaded They lock up. Unleaded leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Unleaded takes the chair. Unleaded takes Alex Star down with an elbow to the head with the chair. Bowen Murphy removes the chair from the ring. Unleaded climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Alex Star throws him to the mat. Alex Star whips Unleaded into the ropes. Alex Star goes for rolling clothesline, but Unleaded ducks out of the way. Unleaded places Alex Star on the turnbuckle. Unleaded goes for a top-rope Splash Mountain, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star throws Unleaded off the turnbuckle. Alex Star puts Unleaded in a testicle claw. Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Alex Star punches Unleaded. The crowd erupts. Alex Star punches Unleaded. The crowd erupts. Unleaded chops Alex Star. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Alex Star kicks Unleaded. Unleaded chops Alex Star. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Unleaded catches Alex Star in a hangman. Alex Star is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds. Unleaded whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star hits Unleaded with an elbow. Alex Star catches Unleaded in a testicle claw. Unleaded is inching his way towards the ropes. Unleaded reaches the ropes after being trapped for 30 seconds. Alex Star executes rolling clothesline on Unleaded. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Unleaded. Unleaded is struggling to reach the ropes. Unleaded is valiantly trying to break the hold. Unleaded is close to passing out from the pain. Bowen Murphy checks Unleaded's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Unleaded fights his way out of the hold after 36 seconds. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Alex Star hits Unleaded with an elbow. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Alex Star whips Unleaded into the ropes, but Unleaded reverses it. Alex Star hits Unleaded with an elbow. Alex Star goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Unleaded counters it with a backdrop. Unleaded takes Alex Star down with inverted chokeslam. Unleaded goes for a running power bomb, but Alex Star counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Unleaded counters it with a sunset flip. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded nails Alex Star with the T-bone suplex. Unleaded is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Unleaded nails Alex Star with a spinning power bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Alex Star nails Unleaded with rolling clothesline. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Unleaded. Unleaded tries to escape the hold. Unleaded tries to fight the pain. Unleaded submits after 12 seconds. The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation. The winner is Alex Star. Time of match: 0:04:18 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Wow! After a huge kickout from that power bomb, Alex Star hulked up and leveled Unleaded with that rolling clothesline followed by the Starscream. JAKE: Dammit! I had my money on Unleaded winning it all too. Bastards! VIOLET: Alex Star continues to roll through his opponents in impressive fashion. He will take on the winner of this next match in the semifinals. We have Ice Cream Man taking on Sebastian Cage. JAKE: Oh, like either of these two have a chance in hell of winning it all. VIOLET: I don_t know, they DID make it past the first round, which neither were projected to do. At any rate, go to the ring! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Hailing from The Brooklyn Zoo... Weighing in at 221 pounds... Ice Cream Man His opponent... Led to the ring by Dominique... Fighting out of Providence, Rhode Island... Weighing in at 232 pounds... "The Hot Commodity" Sebastian Cage They lock up. Sebastian Cage executes a fist to the midsection on Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage hits a jawbreaker on Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage takes Ice Cream Man down with a kick to the head. The crowd is starting to get behind Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Ice Cream Man counters it with neck-scissors. Ice Cream Man executes rolling clothesline on Sebastian Cage. Ice Cream Man gives the sign for the Fix. Ice Cream Man goes for the Fix, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backward kick. The crowd is starting to get behind Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage takes Ice Cream Man down with a spinebuster slam. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage hits leg scissors on Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage hits a swinging neckbreaker on Ice Cream Man. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Sebastian Cage places Ice Cream Man on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage nails Ice Cream Man with a double underhook superplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage whips Ice Cream Man into the ropes. Dominique pulls down the top rope. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. Dominique comes from behind, but Ice Cream Man nails Dominique. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sebastian Cage nails Ice Cream Man with a jawbreaker. Sebastian Cage goes for the Caged Fury, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a backward kick. Ice Cream Man hits Sebastian Cage with a flip. Dominique comes from behind, but Ice Cream Man nails Dominique. Sebastian Cage whips Ice Cream Man into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage reenters the ring. Ice Cream Man follows him back in. Sebastian Cage catches Ice Cream Man in the torture rack. Ice Cream Man breaks the hold after 14 seconds. Ice Cream Man kicks Sebastian Cage. Ice Cream Man is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Ice Cream Man chops Sebastian Cage. Ice Cream Man places Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle. Ice Cream Man takes Sebastian Cage down with a top-rope Death Valley Driver. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Ice Cream Man attempts to place Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Ice Cream Man executes a power bomb on Sebastian Cage. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Ice Cream Man whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage uses a spinebuster slam on Ice Cream Man. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. Sebastian Cage executes a jumping neck snap on Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage catches Ice Cream Man in a kneebar. Ice Cream Man is struggling to reach the ropes. Ice Cream Man reaches the ropes after being trapped for 26 seconds. Sebastian Cage whips Ice Cream Man into the ropes. Dominique pulls down the top rope. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. Sebastian Cage whips Ice Cream Man into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage whips Ice Cream Man into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage goes for a high knee, but Ice Cream Man ducks out of the way. Ice Cream Man goes for a series of headbutts to the head, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a series of punches. Sebastian Cage whips Ice Cream Man into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage knocks Ice Cream Man into the ringpost. The crowd is cheering on Sebastian Cage. Dominique comes from behind, but Ice Cream Man nails Dominique. Sebastian Cage uses a spinning backbreaker on Ice Cream Man. Dominique comes from behind, but Ice Cream Man nails Dominique. Sebastian Cage goes for a spinebuster slam, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Ice Cream Man further incites the crowd. Ice Cream Man is handed the needle. Ice Cream Man hits him with the needle. JAKE: Ewwww, that needle is dirty!!! VIOLET: Hopefully there aren_t any diseases in it. JAKE: I think Cage would have already caught weird diseases from Dominique. She_s Australian, ya know? Ice Cream Man further incites the crowd. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ice Cream Man whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Ice Cream Man hits a ropeflip moonsault on Sebastian Cage. Ice Cream Man whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Ice Cream Man reenters the ring. Sebastian Cage follows him back in. Sebastian Cage brings the the needle into the ring. Sebastian Cage chops Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage punches Ice Cream Man. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Ice Cream Man nails Sebastian Cage with a sitdown faceslam. Ice Cream Man further incites the crowd. Ice Cream Man hits him with the needle. Ice Cream Man places Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle. Ice Cream Man hits Sebastian Cage with a reverse top rope Frankensteiner. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. Ice Cream Man nails Sebastian Cage with a sitdown faceslam. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Ice Cream Man nails Sebastian Cage with rolling clothesline. Numerous fans are using Ice Cream Man for target practice. Ice Cream Man takes a swing at Sebastian Cage with the needle, but he gets out of the way. Sebastian Cage snatches the needle from him. Sebastian Cage hits him with the needle. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ice Cream Man tries to escape the hold. Ice Cream Man breaks the hold after 23 seconds. Ice Cream Man goes for the torture rack, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a facerake. Sebastian Cage goes for a handspring elbow, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Ice Cream Man takes Sebastian Cage down with a flip. Ice Cream Man puts Sebastian Cage in the torture rack. Sebastian Cage breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Sebastian Cage whips Ice Cream Man into the ropes. Ice Cream Man hits Sebastian Cage with a clothesline. Ice Cream Man goes for a series of headbutts to the head, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a series of punches. Sebastian Cage goes for leg scissors, but Ice Cream Man blocks it. Ice Cream Man hits him with the needle. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Ken Goad throws the needle out of the ring. Ice Cream Man whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Ice Cream Man catches Sebastian Cage in the Oriental Spike. Sebastian Cage is struggling to reach the ropes. Ice Cream Man lets go after 20 seconds. Ice Cream Man gives the sign for the Fix. Ice Cream Man executes the Fix on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage breaks the hold after 14 seconds. Sebastian Cage goes for a backdrop driver, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a facerake. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Ice Cream Man takes Sebastian Cage down with a flip. Ice Cream Man goes for the torture rack, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage goes for a facerake, but Ice Cream Man blocks it. Ice Cream Man places Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle. Ice Cream Man hits Sebastian Cage with a top-rope Death Valley Driver. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. Ice Cream Man is being booed out of the building. The winner is Ice Cream Man. Time of match: 0:10:30 ~~~~~ VIOLET: And the 100 to 1 odds may come into play after all, as Ice Cream Man wins ANOTHER match here in this tournament. JAKE: I don_t know what drugs he_s hepped up on, but he is looking pretty damn unstoppable as well. I_m glad I placed 5 bucks on him as a side bet. VIOLET: You did? JAKE: Well, most of my money went on Unleaded. I should have figured the dweeb would choke. VIOLET: Hey, he didn_t do that badly. JAKE: There ain_t no place or show in this tournament. It_s WIN all the way or go home. VIOLET: You do have a point there. Our third second round match pits Mark Payne against Vegeta, in a definitely interesting clash of styles. JAKE: I think Payne_s gonna clash his fist with Vegeta_s head. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lollipop... Hailing from Allentown, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 287 pounds... "The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne His opponent... Led to the ring by Nappa... Fighting out of Planet Vegeta... Weighing in at 211 pounds... "Prince" Vegeta They lock up. Vegeta goes for a dragon suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with a backward kick . Mark Payne uses the Inverted Tiger Driver on Vegeta. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Mark Payne hits Vegeta with a low blow. Mark Payne uses the Diamond Cutter on Vegeta. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne whips Vegeta into the ropes. Vegeta misses with an elbow. Vegeta goes for a back heel kick, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way. Mark Payne goes for the torture rack, but Vegeta counters it with a facerake. Vegeta gets an octopus hold on Mark Payne. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Vegeta goes for a roundhouse kick, but Mark Payne counters it with a low blow. Mark Payne executes a choke bomb on Vegeta. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne nails Vegeta with a reverse flying elbowdrop. Mark Payne uses a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker on Vegeta. The crowd is going crazy. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. Mark Payne has the crowd going wild. Mark Payne leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Payne sets up the chair. Mark Payne uses a front facelock into a diamond cutter onto the chair on Vegeta. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne uses a kick to the midsection on Vegeta. Mr. Bitter removes the chair from the ring. Mark Payne uses a front-layout suplex on Vegeta. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. The crowd is going crazy. Mark Payne whips Vegeta into the turnbuckle. Mark Payne runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Vegeta moves out of the way. Vegeta nails Mark Payne with a swinging neckbreaker. Vegeta uses an enzuigiri to the face on Mark Payne. Vegeta goes for a piledriver, but Mark Payne counters it with a backdrop. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Vegeta goes for a back heel kick, but Mark Payne counters it with a cradle suplex. Mark Payne catches Vegeta in the torture rack. Vegeta breaks the hold after 17 seconds. Vegeta chops Mark Payne. The crowd is booing Vegeta. Vegeta kicks Mark Payne. Mark Payne hits a kick to the midsection on Vegeta. Mark Payne goes for a spinning power bomb, but Vegeta counters it with an inside cradle. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne whips Vegeta into the ropes, but Vegeta reverses it. Mark Payne hits Vegeta with a flapjack into diamond cutter. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne executes a snap suplex on Vegeta. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne uses a dropkick to the groin on Vegeta. The crowd erupts. Mark Payne whips Vegeta into the ropes, but Vegeta reverses it. Vegeta misses with a shoulderblock. Vegeta hits Mark Payne with a kick. Vegeta takes Mark Payne down with a knee to the back. Vegeta runs into the ropes. Mark Payne puts Vegeta in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Vegeta is struggling to reach the ropes. Vegeta is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vegeta is writhing in pain. Mr. Bitter checks Vegeta's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Vegeta fights his way out of the hold after 39 seconds. Vegeta hits a knee to the back on Mark Payne. Vegeta takes Mark Payne down with a series of knees. Vegeta goes for an octopus hold, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Vegeta. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Mark Payne goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The crowd erupts. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:05:27 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Another extremely fast matchup, and Mark Payne advances to the round of 4. JAKE: I don_t think that outcome surprised anyone. Vegeta is a decent wrestler, but he definitely isn_t even the star of his own stable, much less the whole league. Payne, on the other hand, is one of the stars. VIOLET: He_s been seeing an awful lot of stars lately as Payne is the victim of countless attacks. JAKE: Hey, the wrestler_s ain_t out there to make friends. They_re out to win it all. VIOLET: Our final second round match is up next and probably the best second round match yet. Most Holy will take on Chocolate Thunder in a mega-match. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lil' Flava... Fighting out of Cripple Creek, Colorado... Weighing in at 236 pounds... "Tha' Genuine Athlete, CDogg" Chocolate Thunder His opponent... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... Hailing from Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy They lock up. Most Holy uses a spinebuster slam on Chocolate Thunder. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with a backbreaker. Chocolate Thunder hits a Northern Lights suplex on Most Holy. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy misses with a clothesline. Chocolate Thunder misses with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder misses with a clothesline. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with an elbow. Chocolate Thunder executes a DDT on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder seemingly enjoys the boos. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Most Holy moves out of the way. Most Holy nails Chocolate Thunder with a kick to the head. Most Holy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Chocolate Thunder begs off. Most Holy hits a spinebuster slam on Chocolate Thunder. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy takes Chocolate Thunder down with a knee to the back. Most Holy locks Chocolate Thunder in the STF. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Most Holy catches Chocolate Thunder in a figure-four leglock. Chocolate Thunder's shoulders are on the mat. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder tries to escape the hold. Chocolate Thunder is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chocolate Thunder tries to fight the pain. Chocolate Thunder breaks the hold after 27 seconds. Chocolate Thunder goes for the Liger Bomb, but Most Holy counters it with a backdrop. Most Holy throws Chocolate Thunder out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy executes an enzuigiri on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy is handed a wooden chair. Most Holy takes a swing at Chocolate Thunder with the wooden chair, but he gets out of the way. Chocolate Thunder snatches the wooden chair from him. Chocolate Thunder takes a swing at Most Holy with the wooden chair, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the wooden chair from him. Most Holy hits him with the wooden chair. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for the "Mad Hops" Superkick, but Most Holy blocks it. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder executes a German suplex on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. Chocolate Thunder is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Chocolate Thunder nails Most Holy with the Liger Bomb. Chocolate Thunder hits Chocolate Bomb on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. Chocolate Thunder is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Chocolate Thunder takes Most Holy down with a dragon suplex. Most Holy is busted wide open. Chocolate Thunder sets up a table. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Chocolate Thunder seemingly enjoys the boos. Chocolate Thunder sets up Most Holy on the table. Chocolate Thunder executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. Chocolate Thunder reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Chocolate Thunder uses the ropes for leverage. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder goes for a power bomb, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy nails Chocolate Thunder with an enzuigiri. Most Holy puts Chocolate Thunder in an abdominal stretch. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Most Holy hits a jumping DDT on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Most Holy nails Chocolate Thunder with a reverse neckbreaker. Most Holy nails Chocolate Thunder with a double-axhandle chop. Most Holy is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy catches Chocolate Thunder in the STF. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Most Holy uses a kick to the head on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy goes for a bodyslam, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with a DDT. Chocolate Thunder is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Most Holy begs off. Chocolate Thunder hits a German suplex on Most Holy. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder executes a dropkick to the knee on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder goes for a sleeperhold, but Most Holy counters it with a jawbreaker. Chocolate Thunder locks Most Holy in an armbar submission. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Chocolate Thunder attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Most Holy side-steps and Chocolate Thunder only hits air. Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a backward kick. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Most Holy begs off. Chocolate Thunder places Most Holy on the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder takes Most Holy down with a belly-to-belly superplex. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder uses a backbreaker on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder hits a chop on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder goes for the "Mad Hops" Superkick, but Most Holy blocks it. Chocolate Thunder puts Most Holy in a guillotine choke. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy tries to escape the hold. Chocolate Thunder lets go after 22 seconds. Chocolate Thunder gives the sign for the "Mad Hops" Superkick. Chocolate Thunder executes the "Mad Hops" Superkick on Most Holy. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Most Holy's foot on the rope. Chocolate Thunder goes for the Liger Bomb, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes, but Chocolate Thunder reverses it. Lil' Flava trips Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Most Holy moves out of the way. Most Holy nails Chocolate Thunder with a forearm to the back. Most Holy goes for a powerslam, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a high cross body. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Chocolate Thunder goes for the Liger Bomb, but Most Holy blocks it. Chocolate Thunder begs off. Most Holy goes for a forearm to the back, but Chocolate Thunder side-steps and Most Holy only hits air. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder misses with a kick. Most Holy misses with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder executes an enzuigiri on Most Holy. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Chocolate Thunder attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with the Liger Bomb. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Chocolate Thunder goes for a dragon sleeper, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder sets up the chair. Chocolate Thunder nails Most Holy with a dragon suplex onto the chair. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder throws Most Holy out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder jumps onto him with a springboard dropkick. The crowd is wildly cheering Chocolate Thunder with only a few scattered boos audible. Chocolate Thunder hits Most Holy with a Northern Lights suplex. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Chocolate Thunder hits a dragon suplex on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. Chocolate Thunder doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy executes a knee to the back on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy is handed the shovel. Most Holy hits him with the shovel. Chocolate Thunder is busted wide open. Most Holy is handed a vacuum cleaner. Most Holy hits him with the vacuum cleaner. A portion of the crowd is booing Most Holy. Most Holy whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Most Holy hits a kneedrop on Chocolate Thunder. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Chocolate Thunder on the concrete floor. A portion of the crowd is booing Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder is out cold. Most Holy hits him with the vacuum cleaner. A portion of the crowd is cheering Most Holy. Most Holy hits him with a vacuum cleaner. Most Holy nails Chocolate Thunder with a double-axhandle chop. Most Holy hits him with the vacuum cleaner. A portion of the crowd is cheering Most Holy. Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a go-behind. Chocolate Thunder sets up a table. Chocolate Thunder goes for a DDT, but Most Holy counters it with a backdrop. Most Holy goes for a powerslam, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a lariat. Chocolate Thunder sets up Most Holy on the table. Chocolate Thunder tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a belly-to-belly superplex, but he blocks it. Most Holy throws Chocolate Thunder back into the ring. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder gets an abdominal stretch on Most Holy. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder gives the sign for the "Mad Hops" Superkick. Chocolate Thunder executes the "Mad Hops" Superkick on Most Holy. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Mike Kwolek. Chocolate Thunder executes a dropkick on Most Holy. Chocolate Thunder catches Most Holy in an armbar submission. There is no referee there to ask Most Holy. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. The crowd is wildly cheering Chocolate Thunder with only a few scattered boos audible. Chocolate Thunder locks Most Holy in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes. Most Holy is inching his way towards the ropes. Most Holy summons one last burst of energy. Most Holy submits after 13 seconds. Chocolate Thunder doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. The winner is Chocolate Thunder. Time of match: 0:15:07 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Chocolate Thunder dominated the last 2 minutes of the match and finished it off with a submission hold. JAKE: Damn, I am a bit surprised by that....I figured Most Holy was going to try and break out of his slump in this tournament. VIOLET: Well, he still has his Cruiserweight Title match later, if he gets that I can guarantee he will have broken out of whatever slump he might be in. I have word that cameras are in the parking lot now....let_s go to them...... [We cut to the parking lot of the arena. A makeshift wedding chapel is set up. There are people seated on both sides of the aisle. Johnny Swinger and Mark Starr are sitting on the bride's side. Kelly Taylor is sitting on the groom's. Terrance M. Garvin is standing alongside Brandon Walsh, both are in tuxedos. A preacher stands in front of them. Then we hear the Wedding March and Tessa comes down the aisle in a lowcut Wedding gown. Milburn Drysdale escorts her down the aisle. Finally she reaches Brandon. ] Preacher: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. If there is anyone present who objects to the union of Brandon and Tessa speak now or forever hold your peace. [Kelly Taylor begins bawling loudly] Preacher: Brandon, do you take this woman, to have and to hold, till death do you part? Brandon: I do. Preacher: Tessa, do you take this man to have and to hold, till death do you part? Tessa: I do. Preacher: Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you Man and...... Tessa: NO! NO! I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH THIS! crowd: GASP! Tessa: Brandon, I'm sorry, I can't do this.... Brandon: But, b-b-b-but??!! Tessa: I LOVE SPEED RACER! [Tessa runs down the aisle, Brandon just stands there with mouth agap.] JAKE: What the hell was all THAT about? VIOLET: It seems like Brandon Walsh aka Alex Digiacomo Jr. is mad at his proud papa for getting married to Rose, and now he wanted wedding bells of his own. JAKE: Please, Tessa is too much woman for Brandon. I think the only man that can tame her is Jake Reid....ME! VIOLET: Well, looks like Tessa has the hots for Speed Racer again. JAKE: Please, Speed already dumped her once. I would never make that mistake. VIOLET: Give me a break. Our next match will pit Moonspell...... JAKE: Aka Speed_s weirdo little goth sister VIOLET: As she faces Crystal Harper. JAKE: Ummm, I won_t say anything bad about Crystal because I don_t wanna piss Tennant off. VIOLET: And their match is next! JAKE: Hey, aren_t these two, like, allied now or something? VIOLET: Just because Speed, Star and Tennant allied doesn_t mean their women are. JAKE: Oh yeah. Good Point. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Amethyst... From New York City, New York... Weighing in at 120 pounds... "The Fallen One" Moonspell Her opponent... Led to the ring by Tom Tennant... From Hurricane, West Virginia... Weighing in at 130 pounds... "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper They lock up. Moonspell executes a dragon suplex on Crystal Harper. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Moonspell takes Crystal Harper down with an inverted tiger bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Moonspell stands on the second rope and points to the crowd.. Moonspell is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Moonspell hits a back fist on Crystal Harper. Moonspell takes Crystal Harper down with a back fist. Moonspell executes a back fist on Crystal Harper. Moonspell whips Crystal Harper into the ropes, but Crystal Harper reverses it. Crystal Harper hits a bulldog on Moonspell. Crystal Harper hits Moonspell with a chop. Crystal Harper gets the Extreme Measure on Moonspell. Moonspell is struggling to reach the ropes. Moonspell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Crystal Harper hits Moonspell with an eye gouge. Crystal Harper goes for a fisherman buster, but Moonspell blocks it. Moonspell chops Crystal Harper. Moonspell further incites the crowd. Crystal Harper hits Moonspell. Moonspell punches Crystal Harper. Moonspell is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Moonspell chops Crystal Harper. Crystal Harper hits Moonspell. Crystal Harper uses a kick to the midsection on Moonspell. Crystal Harper kicks Moonspell. Crystal Harper chops Moonspell. Crystal Harper is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Crystal Harper leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Crystal Harper sets up the chair. Crystal Harper goes for a dragon suplex, but Moonspell counters it with a go-behind. Crystal Harper re-reverses it. Moonspell begs off. Crystal Harper hits a dragon suplex on Moonspell. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Crystal Harper hits a slap on Moonspell. Crystal Harper runs her hands over her body. The crowd is cheering on Crystal Harper. Crystal Harper uses a Frankensteiner on Moonspell. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Crystal Harper whips Moonspell into the ropes, but Moonspell reverses it. Moonspell misses with a clothesline. Crystal Harper hits Moonspell with an elbow. Crystal Harper puts Moonspell in a double chickenwing submission. Moonspell is inching her way towards the ropes. Moonspell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds. Crystal Harper hits a rabbit punch on Moonspell. Crystal Harper goes for the Ace Crusher, but Moonspell blocks it. Moonspell runs into the ropes. Moonspell hits Crystal Harper with an elbow. Moonspell stands on the second rope and points to the crowd.. Moonspell further incites the crowd. Moonspell leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Moonspell sets up the chair. Moonspell executes a flapjack into diamond cutter onto the chair on Crystal Harper. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Moonspell stands on the second rope and points to the crowd.. Moonspell further incites the crowd. Moonspell hits Crystal Harper with a missile dropkick. Moonspell further incites the crowd. Moonspell throws Crystal Harper out of the ring. Moonspell jumps onto her with a springboard plancha. Moonspell reenters the ring. Crystal Harper follows her back in. Moonspell catches Crystal Harper in the Oriental Spike. Crystal Harper reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Moonspell leaves the ring. She returns with brass knuckles. Moonspell hits her with the knuckles. Moonspell further incites the crowd. Moonspell goes for the Spine Twister, but Crystal Harper blocks it. Crystal Harper hits Moonspell with a leaping swinging DDT. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Crystal Harper hits Moonspell with a kick to the midsection. Moonspell begs off. Moonspell hits the Supernova Spectacular. Moonspell is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Moonspell nails Crystal Harper with a spinwheel kick. Moonspell executes a Falcon Arrow on Crystal Harper. Moonspell pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Crystal Harper whips Moonspell into the ropes. Moonspell hits Crystal Harper with a kick. Moonspell hits her with the knuckles. Derek Aston throws the knuckles out of the ring. Moonspell goes for the Spine Twister, but Crystal Harper blocks it. Crystal Harper hits Moonspell with a leaping swinging DDT. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Amethyst enters the ring and hits Crystal Harper with the bo stick. Crystal Harper is out cold. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Moonspell hits an enzuigiri on Crystal Harper. Moonspell hits a Falcon Arrow on Crystal Harper. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Moonspell throws Crystal Harper out of the ring. Derek Aston counts: one, two, three, four, five, Crystal Harper reenters the ring. Moonspell takes Crystal Harper down with a Falcon Arrow. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... JAKE: She likes that Falcon Arrow too much....it doesn_t work for Hardcore Holly, why should it work for Moonspell? VIOLET: She does tend to use a couple high impact moves repeatedly....but that is all just strategy. Moonspell hits a legsweep on Crystal Harper. Moonspell gives the sign for the Embrace. Moonspell executes the Embrace on Crystal Harper. Crystal Harper is valiantly trying to break the hold. Crystal Harper is writhing in pain. Derek Aston asks Crystal Harper if she's had enough. Crystal Harper shakes her head. Derek Aston tells Crystal Harper to respond or he'll stop the fight. Crystal Harper nods. Crystal Harper tries to escape the hold. Crystal Harper is inching her way towards the ropes. Crystal Harper is close to passing out from the pain. Derek Aston checks Crystal Harper's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Derek Aston stops the match after 39 seconds. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. The winner is Moonspell. Time of match: 0:07:42 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Moonspell with a hard earned victory, however after she let go of the Embrace, Crystal attacked her and now the two are brawling on the ground. JAKE: Catfight!!!!!!!! (After the match, it doesn't seem like these two ladies are done with each other. Moonspell comes back and nails Harper with a clothsline ... then picks her up and DDT's her. Now Mandy is in the ring ... and takes Moonspell down with a clothsline to the back of the head. The double team is about to begin ... when Jessica Carter appears at the entrance ramp) JESSICA CARTER: Ladies, ladies please. (The three ladies actually stop brawling). We really have no problem with one another ... this isn't right. When we pull each other's hair out like this ... we just make THEM stronger. (crowd pops) Come on ... let's go get some coffee ... it's on me; we have some things to talk about. (Surprisingly, Crystal, Mandy, and Moonspell acutally exit the ring ... together ... and follow Carter to the back.) JAKE: Bribing people with caffeine. That_s just WRONG!!!! VIOLET: It looks like Jessica actually might want some unity out of the females here, at least in her new group. JAKE: I don_t know if I like all these alliances amongst the women, after all that means they won_t fight each other. I like my catfights in a variety, ya know. Is that so wrong? VIOLET: Yes, now shut up. Time for us to take a bathroom break, I think.....after all, we have an hour. JAKE: You don_t mean........? VIOLET: That_s right. We have the Rage-Cage ironman match. Next. JAKE: Sweet merciful CRAP!!!! ~~~~~ They lock up. Sebastian Cage executes a piledriver on Seth Rage. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Sebastian Cage places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a double underhook superplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with spinning headscissors. Gabriella Rage tries to interfere, but Dominique prevents her from doing so. Sebastian Cage uses a running power bomb on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage hits a facerake on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage goes for a slingshot clothesline, but Seth Rage ducks out of the way. Seth Rage goes for a leg lariat, but Sebastian Cage ducks out of the way. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage executes a Tombstone on Seth Rage. The crowd is starting to get behind Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a DDT. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a spinning backbreaker. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage executes a backdrop driver on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage hits a double underhook superplex on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Seth Rage executes a superkick on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a hiptoss. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a Northern Lights suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage attempts to place Seth Rage on the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage blocks it. Sebastian Cage punches Seth Rage. The crowd is starting to get behind Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. The crowd is starting to get behind Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. The crowd is going crazy. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Sebastian Cage executes a slingshot clothesline on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a tiger driver. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits a fist to the midsection on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with the Doctor Bomb. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Sebastian Cage goes for the Caged Fury, but Seth Rage counters it with a backward kick. Seth Rage kicks Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. There are lots of chants for Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage hits a diamond cutter on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Seth Rage hits a back heel kick on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. The crowd is really behind Seth Rage. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. The crowd is really behind Seth Rage. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage. There are lots of chants for Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage punches Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage punches Seth Rage. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage hits a brain buster on Seth Rage. A small "Sebastian Cage" chant is being started. Sebastian Cage hits an armdrag takedown on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Seth Rage hits a fist to the midsection on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a flying cross body press. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage uses a Western suplex on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage executes a swinging neckbreaker on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a Western suplex. The crowd is starting to get behind Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Seth Rage. Seth Rage tries to fight the pain. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds. Sebastian Cage goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage executes a lariat on Sebastian Cage. Dominique tries to interfere, but Gabriella Rage prevents her from doing so. Seth Rage uses a fist to the midsection on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage nails Sebastian Cage with a running lariat. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Seth Rage takes Sebastian Cage down with a legsweep. Seth Rage executes a double underhook faceslam on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is really behind Seth Rage. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Seth Rage misses with a clothesline. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a backdrop. Seth Rage goes for a cobra clutch, but Sebastian Cage counters it with an armdrag takedown. Sebastian Cage goes for a high knee, but Seth Rage ducks out of the way. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a fist to the midsection. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Sebastian Cage attempts to place Seth Rage on the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage blocks it. Sebastian Cage goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Seth Rage counters it with a side suplex. Seth Rage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Seth Rage complains about a slow count. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd is really behind Seth Rage. Seth Rage goes for a German suplex, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a facerake. Sebastian Cage places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a double underhook superplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Sebastian Cage attempts to place Seth Rage on the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage uses a power bomb on Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Seth Rage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Seth Rage sets up the chair. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a Death Valley Driver onto the chair. The crowd is really behind Seth Rage. Seth Rage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd is really behind Seth Rage. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage misses with a clothesline. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a clothesline. Seth Rage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. There are lots of chants for Seth Rage. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a kick. Sebastian Cage goes for a high knee, but Seth Rage side-steps and Sebastian Cage only hits air. Seth Rage goes for a reverse powerbomb, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a Victory Roll. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Sebastian Cage is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The winner is Sebastian Cage. Time of match: 0:08:59 CAGE 1 RAGE 0 They lock up. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a Northern Lights suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage attempts to place Seth Rage on the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a lariat. The crowd is going crazy. Seth Rage executes a backdrop driver on Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Seth Rage goes for a half Boston, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a jawbreaker. Sebastian Cage goes for a spinebuster slam, but Seth Rage counters it with a sunset flip. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Sebastian Cage goes for a tiger driver, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage goes for a bulldog headlock, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a low blow. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Seth Rage goes for a back heel kick, but Sebastian Cage ducks out of the way. Sebastian Cage catches Seth Rage in a Tongan death grip. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Sebastian Cage goes for a tiger driver, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage punches Seth Rage. There are lots of chants for Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage uses a double underhook superplex on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Seth Rage. Seth Rage tries to escape the hold. Seth Rage is struggling to reach the ropes. Seth Rage tries to fight the pain. Seth Rage submits after 26 seconds. The crowd is really behind Sebastian Cage. The winner is Sebastian Cage. Time of match: 0:11:41 CAGE 2 RAGE 0 They lock up. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a backdrop. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a shoulderblock. Sebastian Cage uses an Asai moonsault on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a spinning backbreaker. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a diamond cutter. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Seth Rage goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backdrop. Sebastian Cage goes for a Western suplex, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage hits a DDT on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is behind Seth Rage all the way. Seth Rage locks Sebastian Cage in anklelock. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage is struggling to reach the ropes. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. Seth Rage executes a double underhook faceslam on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage uses a legsweep faceslam on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage leaves the ring. He returns with a crowbar. Seth Rage puts Sebastian Cage in a double reverse chinlock. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Seth Rage takes a swing at Sebastian Cage with the crowbar, but he gets out of the way. Sebastian Cage snatches the crowbar from him. Sebastian Cage takes a swing at Seth Rage with the crowbar, but he gets out of the way. Seth Rage snatches the crowbar from him. Seth Rage hits him with the crowbar. The chants for Seth Rage are deafening. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Seth Rage misses with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage misses with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage uses a spinebuster slam on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage throws Seth Rage out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a spinning backbreaker. Sebastian Cage knocks Seth Rage into the ringpost. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage uses a swinging neckbreaker on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a German suplex. Sebastian Cage goes for a bulldog headlock, but Seth Rage blocks it. Dominique comes from behind and distracts Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage reenters the ring. Seth Rage follows him back in. Sebastian Cage goes for a DDT, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage takes Sebastian Cage down with a kick to the groin. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. The chants for Seth Rage are deafening. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. The chants for Seth Rage are deafening. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage has the crowd going wild. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. The crowd is going crazy. Sebastian Cage throws Seth Rage out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. The crowd is behind Sebastian Cage all the way. Gabriella Rage comes from behind, but Sebastian Cage nails Gabriella Rage. Seth Rage goes for the Raging Fury, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backdrop. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage executes a flying lariat on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage uses a kick to the groin on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage takes Sebastian Cage down with a DDT. Seth Rage goes for the Raging Fury, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backdrop. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage is handed a wooden club. Seth Rage hits him with the wooden club. The crowd is going crazy. Seth Rage whips him with a wooden club. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage whips him with a wooden club. Seth Rage takes a swing at Sebastian Cage with the wooden club, but he gets out of the way. Sebastian Cage snatches the wooden club from him. Sebastian Cage hits him with the wooden club. Gabriella Rage comes from behind, but Sebastian Cage nails Gabriella Rage. Seth Rage sets up a table. Seth Rage sets up Sebastian Cage on the table. Seth Rage executes a backdrop driver through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. Seth Rage uses a bulldog headlock on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage throws Sebastian Cage back into the ring. Seth Rage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. The winner is Seth Rage. Time of match: 0:18:44 CAGE 2 RAGE 1 They lock up. Seth Rage runs into the ropes. Seth Rage hits a back heel kick on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage nails Sebastian Cage with a kick to the groin. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage charges in with a dropkick to the face, but Seth Rage moves out of the way. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Seth Rage takes Sebastian Cage down with a faceslam. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage uses a legsweep on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage goes for a Frankensteiner, but Seth Rage counters it with a tiger driver. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a Death Valley Driver. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. Seth Rage goes for a falling splash, but Sebastian Cage gets his knees up. Sebastian Cage hits him with . Sebastian Cage hits a bulldog headlock on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage complains about a slow count. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Dominique pulls down the top rope. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. Sebastian Cage uses a diamond cutter on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage goes for the Caged Fury, but Seth Rage counters it with a backward kick. Seth Rage goes for a neck snap, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage reenters the ring. Seth Rage follows him back in. Seth Rage brings the table into the ring. Seth Rage sets up Sebastian Cage on the table. Seth Rage executes a backdrop driver through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Seth Rage goes for a Tombstone, but Sebastian Cage slides down his back. Sebastian Cage executes a bulldog headlock on Seth Rage. The crowd is giving Sebastian Cage a standing ovation. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a handspring elbow. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Seth Rage. Seth Rage tries to escape the hold. Seth Rage summons one last burst of energy. Derek Aston asks Seth Rage if he's still there. Seth Rage nods. Derek Aston checks Seth Rage's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Derek Aston stops the match after 36 seconds. The crowd is giving Sebastian Cage a standing ovation. The winner is Sebastian Cage. Time of match: 0:21:58 CAGE 3 RAGE 1 They lock up. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with spinning headscissors. Sebastian Cage goes for a tiger driver, but Seth Rage counters it with a backdrop. Seth Rage uses a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Seth Rage hits a double underhook faceslam on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle. Seth Rage charges into the corner. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Seth Rage misses with an elbow. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a kick. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a kick. Seth Rage hits a faceslam on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Seth Rage and Sebastian Cage get hit with a double clothesline. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a choke slam. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage executes the Raging Fury on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is inching his way towards the ropes. Sebastian Cage tries to fight the pain. Sebastian Cage submits after 36 seconds. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. The winner is Seth Rage. Time of match: 0:23:51 CAGE 3 RAGE 2 They lock up. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage kicks Sebastian Cage. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a spinebuster slam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a DDT. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a facerake. Sebastian Cage executes a handspring elbow on Seth Rage. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sebastian Cage goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage uses a legsweep on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage goes for a running lariat, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Seth Rage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Seth Rage sets up the chair. Seth Rage executes a DDT onto the chair on Sebastian Cage. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. Seth Rage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Seth Rage goes for a bulldog headlock, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a low blow. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage. The crowd is behind Sebastian Cage all the way. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. The crowd is behind Sebastian Cage all the way. Sebastian Cage gets a cobra clutch on Seth Rage. Seth Rage tries to escape the hold. Seth Rage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Sebastian Cage catches Seth Rage in a surfboard. Sebastian Cage's shoulders are on the mat. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage's shoulders are on the mat. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage lets go after 16 seconds. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Seth Rage. Seth Rage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Seth Rage is inching his way towards the ropes. Seth Rage tries to escape the hold. Seth Rage is close to passing out from the pain. Derek Aston asks Seth Rage if he should stop the fight. Seth Rage shakes his head. Seth Rage is inching his way towards the ropes. Seth Rage is close to passing out from the pain. Derek Aston tells Seth Rage to respond or he'll stop the fight. Seth Rage doesn't respond. Derek Aston stops the fight after 44 seconds. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Sebastian Cage. Time of match: 0:27:17 CAGE 4 RAGE 2 They lock up. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sebastian Cage sets up the chair. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a brain buster onto the chair. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a slingshot clothesline. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sebastian Cage takes the chair. Sebastian Cage executes a moonsault with the chair on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Sebastian Cage uses a swinging neckbreaker on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage catches Seth Rage in a surfboard. Sebastian Cage's shoulders are on the mat. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a kick to the head. Sebastian Cage throws Seth Rage out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. The chants for Sebastian Cage are deafening. Dominique comes from behind and distracts Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage grabs a chair. Sebastian Cage takes a running start and springs off the chair. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with spinning headscissors. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Dominique comes from behind, but Seth Rage nails Dominique. Sebastian Cage uses a spinning backbreaker on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage goes for a brain buster, but Seth Rage slides down his back. Dominique comes from behind, but Seth Rage nails Dominique. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a Northern Lights suplex. Gabriella Rage comes from behind, but Sebastian Cage nails Gabriella Rage. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Seth Rage is handed a beer bottle. Seth Rage hits him with the beer bottle. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Seth Rage uses a fist to the midsection on Sebastian Cage. Dominique comes from behind, but Seth Rage nails Dominique. Dominique comes from behind and distracts Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage executes a diamond cutter on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage executes a jawbreaker on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage goes for a Western suplex, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Dominique comes from behind and distracts Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage uses a spinebuster slam on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Seth Rage blocks it. Dominique comes from behind, but Seth Rage nails Dominique. Dominique comes from behind and distracts Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage knocks Seth Rage into the ringsteps. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with an armdrag takedown. Sebastian Cage knocks Seth Rage into the ringsteps. The chants for Sebastian Cage are deafening. Sebastian Cage takes a running start and springs off the chair. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with spinning headscissors. Sebastian Cage hits a kick to the head on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage throws Seth Rage back into the ring. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Seth Rage. Seth Rage summons one last burst of energy. Seth Rage submits after 14 seconds. The crowd erupts. The winner is Sebastian Cage. Time of match: 0:33:04 CAGE 5 RAGE 2 They lock up. Seth Rage executes a kneelift on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. The crowd is behind Sebastian Cage all the way. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. Sebastian Cage punches Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage hits a high knee on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage goes for a German suplex, but Seth Rage counters it with a backward kick. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. The chants for Sebastian Cage are deafening. Sebastian Cage goes for a cobra clutch, but Seth Rage counters it with an armdrag takedown. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a front slam. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Seth Rage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a kick. Sebastian Cage puts Seth Rage in a cobra clutch. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Sebastian Cage hits a swinging neckbreaker on Seth Rage. The crowd is behind Sebastian Cage all the way. Sebastian Cage places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with the Tree of Woe. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a brain buster. The crowd is behind Sebastian Cage all the way. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with spinning headscissors. Sebastian Cage goes for a Tombstone, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage goes for a German suplex, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a jawbreaker. Sebastian Cage executes a hiptoss on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes, but Seth Rage reverses it. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a kick. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a kick. Seth Rage is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Seth Rage executes a legsweep on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage uses a Northern Lights suplex on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the turnbuckle, but Seth Rage reverses it. Seth Rage charges into the corner, but Sebastian Cage moves out of the way. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Seth Rage misses with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage goes for an Asai moonsault, but Seth Rage side-steps and Sebastian Cage only hits air. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage locks Sebastian Cage in anklelock. Sebastian Cage tries to escape the hold. Sebastian Cage is struggling to reach the ropes. Sebastian Cage is inching his way towards the ropes. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 28 seconds. Seth Rage executes the Raging Fury on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage summons one last burst of energy. Derek Aston tells Sebastian Cage to respond or he'll stop the fight. Sebastian Cage nods. Sebastian Cage tries to escape the hold. Sebastian Cage is close to passing out from the pain. Derek Aston checks Sebastian Cage's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Derek Aston stops the match after 34 seconds. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. The winner is Seth Rage. Time of match: 0:37:49 CAGE 5 RAGE 3 They lock up. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a DDT. The chants for Sebastian Cage are deafening. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with spinning headscissors. Sebastian Cage places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with the Tree of Woe. The crowd is behind Sebastian Cage all the way. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a spinebuster slam. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a fist to the midsection. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a backdrop driver. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a jawbreaker. The crowd is behind Sebastian Cage all the way. Sebastian Cage goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Seth Rage counters it with an elbowsmash. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a kick. Sebastian Cage locks Seth Rage in a Tongan death grip. Seth Rage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Seth Rage is struggling to reach the ropes. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Seth Rage. Seth Rage tries to fight the pain. Seth Rage submits after 34 seconds. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sebastian Cage. The winner is Sebastian Cage. Time of match: 0:40:02 CAGE 6 RAGE 3 They lock up. Seth Rage uses a running lariat on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage goes for a cobra clutch, but Sebastian Cage counters it with an armdrag takedown. Sebastian Cage goes for a kick to the head, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage hits a lariat on Sebastian Cage. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage goes for a front slam, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a roundhouse right. Seth Rage re-reverses it. Seth Rage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Seth Rage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Seth Rage goes for a leg lariat, but Sebastian Cage ducks out of the way. Sebastian Cage executes a spinebuster slam on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage locks Seth Rage in a short arm scissors. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Sebastian Cage executes an Asai moonsault on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage executes a DDT on Seth Rage. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Sebastian Cage hits a bulldog headlock on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage executes a DDT on Seth Rage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Sebastian Cage goes for a tiger driver, but Seth Rage counters it with a backdrop. Seth Rage catches Sebastian Cage in a choke against the ropes. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Seth Rage executes a legsweep faceslam on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage goes for a figure-four leglock, but Sebastian Cage kicks him off. Sebastian Cage goes for an armdrag takedown, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage charges in with a dropkick to the face. Sebastian Cage executes a spinning backbreaker on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Seth Rage. Seth Rage tries to escape the hold. Seth Rage is inching his way towards the ropes. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with an elbow. Sebastian Cage places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage hits the Tree of Woe on Seth Rage. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a flying sunset flip. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Sebastian Cage executes spinning headscissors on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a back heel kick. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a kick to the groin. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a flying dropkick. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Seth Rage goes for a back heel kick, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a legsweep. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with the Doctor Bomb. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Seth Rage. Seth Rage is struggling to reach the ropes. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Sebastian Cage goes for a tiger driver, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Seth Rage sets up the chair. Seth Rage goes for a backdrop driver, but Sebastian Cage counters it with an elbowsmash. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a spinning backbreaker. Sebastian Cage executes a high knee on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Gabriella Rage trips Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage executes a backdrop driver on Seth Rage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a diamond cutter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Sebastian Cage goes for a backdrop driver, but Seth Rage counters it with a go-behind. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Seth Rage takes Sebastian Cage down with a legsweep. Seth Rage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Seth Rage sets up the chair. Seth Rage nails Sebastian Cage with a double underhook piledriver onto the chair . Seth Rage hits a power bomb on Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Seth Rage goes for a Tombstone, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a piledriver. Sebastian Cage punches Seth Rage. The crowd erupts. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage kicks Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage kicks Sebastian Cage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. Seth Rage hits a backdrop driver on Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage with a jumping DDT. The crowd is giving Sebastian Cage a standing ovation. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a kick. Seth Rage locks Sebastian Cage in an armbar submission. Sebastian Cage tries to escape the hold. Sebastian Cage is struggling to reach the ropes. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage tries to escape the hold. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 24 seconds. Seth Rage executes the Raging Fury on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage tries to escape the hold. Sebastian Cage tries to fight the pain. Sebastian Cage submits after 39 seconds. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. The winner is Seth Rage. Time of match: 0:48:00 CAGE 6 RAGE 4 They lock up. Sebastian Cage throws Seth Rage out of the ring. Sebastian Cage goes through the ropes. Sebastian Cage knocks Seth Rage into the ringsteps. The crowd erupts. Dominique comes from behind and distracts Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage goes for a backdrop driver, but Seth Rage counters it with a backward kick. Seth Rage is handed a vacuum cleaner. Seth Rage hits him with the vacuum cleaner. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage nails Sebastian Cage with a front slam. Seth Rage takes a swing at Sebastian Cage with the vacuum cleaner, but he gets out of the way. Sebastian Cage snatches the vacuum cleaner from him. Sebastian Cage hits him with the vacuum cleaner. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sebastian Cage. They're brawling inside the ring area. Seth Rage whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a choke slam. Seth Rage goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Gabriella Rage comes from behind, but Sebastian Cage nails Gabriella Rage. Seth Rage throws Sebastian Cage back into the ring. Seth Rage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a Frankensteiner. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a kick. Sebastian Cage misses with an elbow. Seth Rage uses a choke slam on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage executes the Raging Fury on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage tries to escape the hold. Sebastian Cage is barely hanging in there. Derek Aston asks Sebastian Cage if he should stop the fight. Sebastian Cage shakes his head. Derek Aston asks Sebastian Cage if he should stop the fight. Sebastian Cage shakes his head. Derek Aston tells Sebastian Cage to respond or he'll stop the fight. Sebastian Cage nods. Sebastian Cage is inching his way towards the ropes. Sebastian Cage is barely hanging in there. Derek Aston asks Sebastian Cage if he's had enough. Sebastian Cage shakes his head. Sebastian Cage is writhing in pain. Derek Aston checks Sebastian Cage's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Sebastian Cage fights his way out of the hold after 37 seconds. Sebastian Cage goes for a Tongan death grip, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage kicks Sebastian Cage. The crowd erupts. Sebastian Cage hits Seth Rage. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage kicks Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Seth Rage kicks Sebastian Cage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with an elbow. Seth Rage uses a fist to the midsection on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage takes Sebastian Cage down with a legsweep faceslam. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a flying cross body press. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Dominique distracts Derek Aston. Seth Rage catches Sebastian Cage in a cobra clutch. There is no referee there to ask Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is struggling to reach the ropes. Derek Aston is back on the job. Sebastian Cage is writhing in pain. Derek Aston checks Sebastian Cage's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Derek Aston stops the match after 24 seconds. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. The winner is Seth Rage. Time of match: 0:52:34 CAGE 6 RAGE 5 They lock up. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sebastian Cage sets up the chair. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a backdrop driver onto the chair. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage catches Seth Rage in a Tongan death grip. Seth Rage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Seth Rage breaks the hold after 9 seconds. Seth Rage nails Sebastian Cage with a fallaway slam. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a double underhook faceslam. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. Seth Rage executes a German suplex on Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Seth Rage makes a slitting motion on his throat. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a bulldog headlock. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Seth Rage executes a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a DDT. The crowd is giving Seth Rage a standing ovation. Seth Rage executes a flying fistdrop on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage executes a DDT on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage hits a Tombstone on Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage goes for a handspring elbow, but Seth Rage side-steps and Sebastian Cage only hits air. Seth Rage locks Sebastian Cage in anklelock. Seth Rage lets go after 18 seconds. Seth Rage goes for a choke slam, but Sebastian Cage counters it with an elbowsmash. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a shoulderblock. Seth Rage executes the Raging Fury on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage is struggling to reach the ropes. Sebastian Cage tries to escape the hold. Sebastian Cage summons one last burst of energy. Derek Aston checks Sebastian Cage's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Sebastian Cage fights his way out of the hold after 31 seconds. Sebastian Cage punches Seth Rage. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage punches Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Seth Rage blocks it. Seth Rage uses a power bomb on Sebastian Cage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Dominique distracts Derek Aston. Seth Rage takes Sebastian Cage down with a backbreaker. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a kick to the groin. Derek Aston is back on the job. Seth Rage gets a choke against the ropes on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage tries to fight the pain. Sebastian Cage submits after 10 seconds. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Seth Rage. Time of match: 0:57:06 CAGE 6 RAGE 6 They lock up. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. The chants for Sebastian Cage are deafening. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a handspring elbow. Sebastian Cage catches Seth Rage in a kneebar. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sebastian Cage takes Seth Rage down with a running power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sebastian Cage nails Seth Rage with a handspring elbow. Sebastian Cage places Seth Rage on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage hits a superplex on Seth Rage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage whips Seth Rage into the ropes, but Seth Rage reverses it. Sebastian Cage catches Seth Rage in a Tongan death grip. Seth Rage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Sebastian Cage goes for a bridging back suplex, but Seth Rage counters it with an elbowsmash. Seth Rage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Seth Rage sets up the chair. Seth Rage goes for a choke slam, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a kick to the midsection. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Sebastian Cage kicks Seth Rage. The crowd is giving Sebastian Cage a standing ovation. Sebastian Cage punches Seth Rage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage executes the Caged Fury on Seth Rage. Seth Rage is struggling to reach the ropes. Seth Rage tries to escape the hold. Seth Rage is inching his way towards the ropes. Seth Rage is almost gone. Derek Aston checks Seth Rage's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Seth Rage fights his way out of the hold after 33 seconds. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Seth Rage. Seth Rage punches Sebastian Cage. The crowd erupts. Sebastian Cage chops Seth Rage. The crowd erupts. Seth Rage chops Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage hits Sebastian Cage with a kneelift. Seth Rage hits a DDT on Sebastian Cage. Seth Rage goes for a flying cross body press, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a powerslam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, The bell rings. The time limit has expired. ~~~~~ VIOLET: Oooooohhhh, and the bell rings before the ref could go for the 3 count. JAKE: Who won......because I know myself and the fans didn_t win with that one. VIOLET: Well, it actually ends in a 6-6 tie, with no overtime period. JAKE: Good god, that sucks. We spent an hour on the match and nothing got accomplished. Whose idea was that? (Sebastian exhausted after going the full duration of the match slumps over to the turnbuckle nearest to him.. Dominiqe enters the ring brief-case and all, and nails Rage with a shot from the top-rope with it.. Sebastian Cage delirious, unable to clearly see what just happens.. Walks over and stares at Dominique, Cage smirks and then motions Dominique to scale the turnbuckle.. Cage stands in front of her, as Dominique does a 450 off of Cage's shoulders.. Cage begins to work Rage over.. Sebastian stands Rage up and hits him in the mid-section with a kick, Dominique rebounds off the rope and nails a bulldog.. Gabriella looks on in horror as the Aussie/Commodity Union destroy Rage..) Sebastian Cage- Seth Rage you wanted to make your prescence known to me so bad, that you have decided to come back. Look at you now Rage curled up in a ball, barely able to defend yourself. Where's the justice you may be thinking right?? Well this is the AGW pal, not some poker fed down South. I'll tell you this you did put up quite a fight.. Hehe.. Fans can you tell I'm lying, I mean really?? Never forget who did this to you.. THE ONLY HOT COMMODITY SEBASTIAN CAGE.. With his lovely valet Dominique of course.. Safe traveling Punk! Dominique- Oh.. Canada.. Oh Canada.. How great you fans are.. You see unlike your American counter-part you actually have some shred of class. You'd have to if you actually booed an imbecile like Seth Rage.. The guy goes from a 'Tyrant' to a legend all in what two weeks?? how is that possible? I always thought it took nearly a life-time of blood sweat and tears to be called a Legend, oh well different strokes for different folks i suppose. The only legend you know of is the future hall of famer Sebastian Cage.. And the only gold your ever gonna see is about a few 100 miles away staring from your cattle ranch home, while Cage regains the Crusier-weight championship... Let this be a lesson to you, Xena's lover Gabriella, and your off-spring.. Ride or Die.. Because There really is No ESCAPE.. (Fade as Cage and Dominique walk to the locker room with cheers galore from the crowd) JAKE: What poker fed down South is he talking about? VIOLET: No idea. JAKE: Probably Ecaudor Championship Wrestling or something stupid like that. VIOLET: You really don_t like Cage do you. He_s not bad, and the fans love him. JAKE: Well, the fans who cheer for him are just as dumb as he is. VIOLET: Good grief, calm down.....it_s like you got possessed by the soul of Nik Cain except he_d be more entertaining. JAKE: And he_s not dead. VIOLET: Point taken. Hey, look, we have the semifinal Ringmaster - The King Of Hearts matches coming up. These should be quite good. First up, Alex Star takes on the Ice Cream Man. JAKE: I heard a rumor that Ice Cream Man is the steroid dealer for both Smooth Operator AND Demolition 2000. VIOLET: I think Ice Cream Man specializes in other drugs, but who knows? Go to the ring. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jessica Carter... From Malibu, California... Weighing in at 273 pounds... "Mr. Main Event" Alex Star His opponent... From The Brooklyn Zoo... Weighing in at 221 pounds... Ice Cream Man They lock up. Alex Star hits Ice Cream Man with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Alex Star whips Ice Cream Man into the turnbuckle, but Ice Cream Man reverses it. Ice Cream Man throws Alex Star out of the ring. Ice Cream Man goes through the ropes. Ice Cream Man whips Alex Star into the guardrail. Ice Cream Man uses a power bomb on Alex Star. Ice Cream Man hits a spinning power bomb on Alex Star. Ice Cream Man executes a series of headbutts to the head on Alex Star. They're brawling inside the ring area. Ice Cream Man takes Alex Star down with a power bomb. Ice Cream Man executes a spinning power bomb on Alex Star. Ice Cream Man grabs his "cigarette" and takes a hit. Ice Cream Man is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Jessica Carter comes from behind, but Ice Cream Man nails Jessica Carter. Alex Star goes for the Starscream, but Ice Cream Man counters it with a kick-off Ice Cream Man is handed a crutch. Ice Cream Man hits him with the crutch. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Ice Cream Man goes for a spinning power bomb, but Alex Star counters it with a choke sleeper. Alex Star catches Ice Cream Man totally by surprise. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Ice Cream Man on the concrete floor. Jessica Carter comes from behind, but Ice Cream Man nails Jessica Carter. Alex Star reenters the ring. Ice Cream Man follows him back in. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd erupts. Alex Star places Ice Cream Man on the turnbuckle. Alex Star hits a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Ice Cream Man. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Alex Star puts Ice Cream Man in the torture rack. Ice Cream Man breaks the hold after 10 seconds. Ice Cream Man hits Alex Star with a series of forearm smashes. A fan at ringside badmouths Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man goes for a stomach claw, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star whips Ice Cream Man into the ropes. Ice Cream Man hits Alex Star with an elbow. Ice Cream Man hits a sitdown faceslam on Alex Star. A fan at ringside badmouths Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man is going for the pin. Ice Cream Man pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Ice Cream Man hits a spinning power bomb on Alex Star. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Alex Star takes Ice Cream Man down with a jack-knife power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Ice Cream Man goes for the Oriental Spike, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star executes a jack-knife power bomb on Ice Cream Man. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Alex Star throws Ice Cream Man out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. The crowd erupts. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex Star reenters the ring. Ice Cream Man follows him back in. Alex Star attempts to place Ice Cream Man on the turnbuckle, but Ice Cream Man blocks it. Alex Star whips Ice Cream Man into the ropes, but Ice Cream Man reverses it. Alex Star executes the Running Forearm Smash on Ice Cream Man. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation. Alex Star gets a testicle claw on Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Alex Star attempts to place Ice Cream Man on the turnbuckle, but Ice Cream Man blocks it. Alex Star whips Ice Cream Man into the ropes. Jessica Carter trips Ice Cream Man. Alex Star whips Ice Cream Man into the turnbuckle. Alex Star runs shoulder-first into the corner. Alex Star hits a flip on Ice Cream Man. Alex Star goes for the torture rack, but Ice Cream Man blocks it. Ice Cream Man attempts to place Alex Star on the turnbuckle, but Alex Star blocks it. Ice Cream Man executes a series of headbutts to the head on Alex Star. A fan at ringside badmouths Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man hits Alex Star with a power bomb. Ice Cream Man uses the ropes for leverage. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Ice Cream Man complains about a slow count. Alex Star takes Ice Cream Man down with an inside cradle. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Ice Cream Man. Ice Cream Man is struggling to reach the ropes. Ice Cream Man tries to escape the hold. Ice Cream Man is valiantly trying to break the hold. Ice Cream Man tries to escape the hold. Ice Cream Man is inching his way towards the ropes. Ice Cream Man tries to fight the pain. Ice Cream Man submits after 29 seconds. The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation. The winner is Alex Star. Time of match: 0:06:30 ~~~~~ JAKE: I tell ya, Alex Star wastes no time in wearing a guy down enough for the Starscream. He has had a good strategy throughout this tournament, to end matches fast. VIOLET: Well, Ice Cream Man was doing a number on him to start off, so he had no choice but to try to end things early. JAKE: Ahhhh, who would have thought strategy was important? VIOLET: Everyone but you I think. Anyhow, Alex Star advances to the finals. He was one of the favorites from the get-go, as is Mark Payne who is up next. This match is one that a lot of folks have been waiting for. Mark Payne and Chocolate Thunder, two former AGW World Champions fighting to advance to get another shot at the gold. JAKE: Thunder already has one shot, does he need another one? VIOLET: If he doesn_t beat Mark Paris tonight, then yes, he does. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lollipop... From Allentown, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 287 pounds... "The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne His opponent... Led to the ring by Lil' Flava... Fighting out of Cripple Creek, Colorado... Weighing in at 236 pounds... "Tha' Genuine Athlete, CDogg" Chocolate Thunder They lock up. Chocolate Thunder hits Mark Payne with a German suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Chocolate Thunder with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne hits Chocolate Thunder with a flapjack into diamond cutter. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Lollipop trips Chocolate Thunder. Mark Payne executes the Running Forearm Smash on Chocolate Thunder. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne nails Chocolate Thunder with a Hotshot. Mark Payne has the crowd going wild. Mark Payne goes for a snap suplex, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a small package. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder nails Mark Payne with a Northern Lights suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Lil' Flava trips Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder hits an enzuigiri on Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder gets a sleeperhold on Mark Payne. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. The crowd is booing Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes through the ropes. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Chocolate Thunder. Mark Payne grabs a chair. Mark Payne sets up the chair. Mark Payne hits Chocolate Thunder with a front-layout suplex onto the chair. Mark Payne nails Chocolate Thunder with a choke bomb. Mark Payne is handed a steel chain. Mark Payne hits him with the steel chain. The chants for Mark Payne are deafening. Chocolate Thunder is busted wide open. Mark Payne whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Mark Payne throws Chocolate Thunder back into the ring. Lil' Flava tries to interfere, but Lollipop prevents her from doing so. Mark Payne hits a flapjack into diamond cutter on Chocolate Thunder. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne throws Chocolate Thunder out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. Lollipop comes from behind and distracts Chocolate Thunder. Mark Payne throws Chocolate Thunder back into the ring. Mark Payne executes a flapjack into diamond cutter on Chocolate Thunder. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. The chants for Mark Payne are deafening. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne nails Chocolate Thunder with the Running Forearm Smash. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne uses a fisherman buster on Chocolate Thunder. The chants for Mark Payne are deafening. Mark Payne takes Chocolate Thunder down with a crucifix power bomb. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne goes for a guillotine choke, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder takes Mark Payne down with a DDT. The crowd is booing Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dragon suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with a go-behind. Mark Payne goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a sunset flip. Chocolate Thunder uses the ropes for leverage. Ken Goad counts: One, two, he sees it. Ken Goad threatens Chocolate Thunder with disqualification. Chocolate Thunder uses a backbreaker on Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder goes for a German suplex, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Mark Payne nails Chocolate Thunder with a dropkick to the groin. Mark Payne throws Chocolate Thunder out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Chocolate Thunder on the concrete floor. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Chocolate Thunder is out cold. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Mark Payne whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder knocks Mark Payne into the ringpost. Chocolate Thunder is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Chocolate Thunder sets up a table. Chocolate Thunder sets up Mark Payne on the table. Chocolate Thunder executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. Chocolate Thunder nails Mark Payne with a German suplex. Chocolate Thunder reenters the ring. Mark Payne follows him back in. Chocolate Thunder is going for the pin. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Ken Goad counts: One, Chocolate Thunder lifts a shoulder, two, thr... kickout. Chocolate Thunder executes Chocolate Bomb on Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. Chocolate Thunder is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Chocolate Thunder puts Mark Payne in a dragon sleeper. Mark Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dragon suplex, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne uses a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Payne chops Chocolate Thunder. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder chops Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder further incites the crowd. Chocolate Thunder kicks Mark Payne. Mark Payne kicks Chocolate Thunder. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder kicks Mark Payne. Chocolate Thunder is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Chocolate Thunder goes for a DDT, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne nails Chocolate Thunder with the Diamond Cutter. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:07:49 ~~~~~ VIOLET: WOW!!!! Out of nowhere, Mark Payne surprised Chocolate Thunder and everyone by planting a particularly vicious looking Diamond cutter on him. JAKE: Well, it was a good chance to pull off a desperation high impact move since CDogg was well on the offensive. VIOLET: Indeed it was. So Mark Payne defeats Chocolate Thunder in a long-awaited matchup that made these fans in Toronto happy. It may not have been a 20 marathon, but these guys have already wrestled so much, and their nights are not over. JAKE: How much you wanna bet that Thunder_s gonna say he let Payne because he was more worried about the World Title match. VIOLET: Honestly, I have no opinion on the matter. JAKE: Your just mad because it_s your fault he became chairman. VIOLET: Hey, I_m the President now and if I say Chocolate Thunder has no power, he has no power. JAKE: Reeeoooowwwwrrrrr. Sour subject. Xtreme Killers and Alpha Theta Kappa in tag action right now. The Killers are gonna destroy them. ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team elimination match. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Michael Cross... At a total combined weight of 554 pounds... Xtreme Killers Their opponents... Led to the ring by Kerri Billings... At a total combined weight of 482 pounds... Alpha Theta Kappa They lock up. Brad Thompson runs into the ropes. Brad Thompson hits a clothesline on Bryant Edwards. Brad Thompson hits Bryant Edwards with a Gorilla Press. The chants for Brad Thompson are deafening. Brad Thompson executes a mounted punch on Bryant Edwards. Brad Thompson puts Bryant Edwards in the torture rack. Bryant Edwards breaks the hold after 13 seconds. Brad Thompson goes for a DDT, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards punches Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards chops Brad Thompson. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Bryant Edwards chops Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards hits a flying sunset flip on Brad Thompson. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Bryant Edwards whips Brad Thompson into the ropes. Brad Thompson hits Bryant Edwards with a clothesline. Brad Thompson hits a series of punches on Bryant Edwards. Brad Thompson starts chanting "Toga, Toga!". The crowd is behind Brad Thompson all the way. Brad Thompson tags out to Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins and Brad Thompson whip Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Allan Jenkins and Brad Thompson hit Bryant Edwards with a double bodyslam. Brad Thompson leaves the ring. Allan Jenkins nails Bryant Edwards with a moonsault from the second turnbuckle. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Allan Jenkins chants "Toga, Toga!". Allan Jenkins is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Allan Jenkins hits a springboard bulldog on Bryant Edwards. There are lots of chants for Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins chants "Toga, Toga!". The crowd is really behind Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins nails Bryant Edwards with a springboard bulldog. The crowd is going crazy. Allan Jenkins goes for a swinging bulldog, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards nails Allan Jenkins with a running neckbreaker drop. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Bryant Edwards hits Allan Jenkins. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. Allan Jenkins punches Bryant Edwards. The crowd is going crazy. Allan Jenkins kicks Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards chops Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins chops Bryant Edwards. The crowd is going crazy. Allan Jenkins punches Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards kicks Allan Jenkins. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. Bryant Edwards tags out to Derrick Reed. Derrick Reed and Bryant Edwards whip Allan Jenkins into the ropes. They hit Allan Jenkins with a double elbowsmash. Derrick Reed and Bryant Edwards whip Allan Jenkins into the ropes. They attempt to hit Allan Jenkins with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Allan Jenkins has the crowd going wild. Bryant Edwards leaves the ring. Allan Jenkins leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Allan Jenkins runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Allan Jenkins nails Derrick Reed with an enzuigiri. Allan Jenkins has the crowd going wild. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Allan Jenkins takes Derrick Reed down with reverse brainbuster. Allan Jenkins executes the Hangover on Derrick Reed. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Allan Jenkins runs into the ropes. Derrick Reed executes a chop on Allan Jenkins. Derrick Reed uses a superkick on Allan Jenkins. Derrick Reed executes a DDT on Allan Jenkins. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Derrick Reed takes Allan Jenkins down with an armdrag takedown. Derrick Reed hits Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins hits Derrick Reed. The crowd is going crazy. Derrick Reed hits Allan Jenkins. A fan at ringside badmouths Derrick Reed. Derrick Reed chops Allan Jenkins. A fan at ringside badmouths Derrick Reed. Derrick Reed nails Allan Jenkins with an earringer. Bryant Edwards enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Brad Thompson enters the ring, but gets cut off. Bryant Edwards executes a football tackle on Allan Jenkins. Derrick Reed executes a lariat on Allan Jenkins. Bryant Edwards leaves the ring. Derrick Reed whips Allan Jenkins into the ropes, but Allan Jenkins reverses it. Allan Jenkins uses a Hotshot on Derrick Reed. Allan Jenkins tags out to Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson and Allan Jenkins hit Derrick Reed with a double bodyslam. Allan Jenkins leaves the ring. Brad Thompson executes a fistdrop on Derrick Reed. Brad Thompson uses a kick to the midsection on Derrick Reed. Brad Thompson executes the Buzz on Derrick Reed. Derrick Reed is struggling to reach the ropes. Derrick Reed tries to fight the pain. Derrick Reed summons one last burst of energy. Derrick Reed reaches the ropes after being trapped for 32 seconds. Brad Thompson hits Derrick Reed with a full nelson slam. The crowd erupts. Brad Thompson kicks Derrick Reed. Derrick Reed punches Brad Thompson. Derrick Reed kicks Brad Thompson. Derrick Reed hits Brad Thompson. Derrick Reed is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Brad Thompson hits Derrick Reed. The crowd erupts. Derrick Reed chops Brad Thompson. A fan at ringside badmouths Derrick Reed. Derrick Reed kicks Brad Thompson. Derrick Reed tags out to Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins enters the ring and lays out Derrick Reed. Allan Jenkins leaves the ring. Brad Thompson attempts to place Bryant Edwards on the turnbuckle, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Brad Thompson kicks Bryant Edwards. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson hits Bryant Edwards. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Brad Thompson nails Bryant Edwards with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Brad Thompson attempts to place Bryant Edwards on the turnbuckle, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Brad Thompson takes Bryant Edwards down with a kick to the midsection. Brad Thompson goes for the Buzz, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a backdrop. Bryant Edwards is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Bryant Edwards gets an armbar submission on Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bryant Edwards runs into the ropes. Brad Thompson hits Bryant Edwards with a kick. Brad Thompson executes a piledriver on Bryant Edwards. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson goes for a Yakuza kick, but Bryant Edwards ducks out of the way. Bryant Edwards hits Brad Thompson with a front slam. Bryant Edwards uses a vertical facebuster on Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. Bryant Edwards executes the Final Goodbye on Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Bryant Edwards goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Allan Jenkins makes the save. Bryant Edwards hits Brad Thompson with a legsweep. Derrick Reed enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Allan Jenkins enters the ring, but gets cut off. Derrick Reed takes Brad Thompson down with a flying fistdrop. A fan at ringside badmouths Derrick Reed. Bryant Edwards goes for a German suplex, but Brad Thompson counters it with a backward kick. Derrick Reed leaves the ring. Brad Thompson throws Bryant Edwards out of the ring. Brad Thompson goes through the ropes. Allan Jenkins comes over to make it two-on-one. Allan Jenkins takes Bryant Edwards down with a bodyslam. Brad Thompson sets up a table. Brad Thompson sets up Bryant Edwards on the table. Brad Thompson executes a belly-to-belly superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Brad Thompson is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brad Thompson executes a tiger suplex on Bryant Edwards. The crowd erupts. Brad Thompson knocks Bryant Edwards into the ringpost. The crowd erupts. Brad Thompson whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. Brad Thompson knocks Bryant Edwards into the ringsteps. The crowd is giving Brad Thompson a standing ovation. They're brawling inside the ring area. Allan Jenkins comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed comes over, but gets cut off. Allan Jenkins grabs a chair. Allan Jenkins sets up the chair. Allan Jenkins nails Bryant Edwards with a bodyslam onto the chair. Brad Thompson goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Michael Cross shoves him off the turnbuckle. The crowd erupts. Darren Lloyd threatens Bryant Edwards with disqualification. Derrick Reed comes over to make it two-on-one. Derrick Reed hits a flying fistdrop on Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards catches Brad Thompson in a double chickenwing submission. Brad Thompson is close to escaping the hold. Bryant Edwards lets go after 18 seconds. Derrick Reed executes a flying fistdrop on Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards hits a German suplex on Brad Thompson. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Allan Jenkins makes the save. Allan Jenkins comes over, but gets cut off. Derrick Reed sets up the chair. Derrick Reed hits Brad Thompson with a brain buster onto the chair. A fan at ringside badmouths Derrick Reed. Bryant Edwards takes Brad Thompson down with a flying bulldog. Derrick Reed goes for a kick to the head, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Allan Jenkins hits an enzuigiri on Derrick Reed. Allan Jenkins is handed a string of barb wire. Allan Jenkins hits him with the string of barb wire. Allan Jenkins has the crowd going wild. They're brawling inside the ring area. Allan Jenkins knocks Derrick Reed into the ringpost. The crowd is going crazy. Allan Jenkins hits him with the string of barb wire. Derrick Reed is busted wide open. Allan Jenkins hits him with the string of barb wire. The chants for Allan Jenkins are deafening. They're brawling inside the ring area. Allan Jenkins hits him with the string of barb wire. The chants for Allan Jenkins are deafening. Allan Jenkins is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. They're brawling inside the ring area. Derrick Reed nails Allan Jenkins with a Hotshot. Derrick Reed further incites the crowd. Derrick Reed is handed a wooden chair. Derrick Reed takes a swing at Allan Jenkins with the wooden chair, but he gets out of the way. Allan Jenkins snatches the wooden chair from him. Allan Jenkins hits him with the wooden chair. The crowd erupts. Allan Jenkins whips Derrick Reed into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Allan Jenkins throws Derrick Reed over the guardrail. Allan Jenkins is handed the ATK initiation paddle. Allan Jenkins hits him with the ATK initiation paddle. The crowd is going into a frenzy. They're brawling up the aisle. Allan Jenkins sets up a table. Allan Jenkins whips Derrick Reed into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Allan Jenkins throws Derrick Reed over the guardrail. Brad Thompson goes for a dropkick, but Derrick Reed side-steps and Brad Thompson only hits air. Derrick Reed is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Derrick Reed whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards comes over to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards goes for a football tackle, but Allan Jenkins counters it with a kick to the head. Brad Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Thompson gives him a dropkick, but Derrick Reed doesn't budge. Derrick Reed goes for a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker, but Allan Jenkins counters it with an eye gouge. Allan Jenkins flings Derrick Reed over a row of chairs. Brad Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Thompson hits a dropkick on Derrick Reed. Allan Jenkins hits Derrick Reed with an enzuigiri. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Allan Jenkins. Brad Thompson hits a dropkick on Derrick Reed. Allan Jenkins uses an enzuigiri on Derrick Reed. The crowd is giving Allan Jenkins a standing ovation. They're brawling up the aisle. Allan Jenkins uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Derrick Reed. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins takes a swing at Derrick Reed with the ATK initiation paddle, but he gets out of the way. Derrick Reed snatches the ATK initiation paddle from him. Derrick Reed hits him with the ATK initiation paddle. Derrick Reed further incites the crowd. Derrick Reed is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bryant Edwards comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Thompson comes over and lays out Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins whips Derrick Reed into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Derrick Reed executes a Hotshot on Allan Jenkins. Derrick Reed whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Derrick Reed stands over his opponent with his fist in the air. Derrick Reed further incites the crowd. Bryant Edwards comes over to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Allan Jenkins. Derrick Reed uses a flying lariat on Allan Jenkins. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bryant Edwards comes over to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards goes for a football tackle, but Allan Jenkins side-steps and Bryant Edwards only hits air. Allan Jenkins is handed the ATK initiation paddle. Allan Jenkins takes a swing at Derrick Reed with the ATK initiation paddle, but he gets out of the way. Derrick Reed snatches the ATK initiation paddle from him. Derrick Reed hits him with the ATK initiation paddle. Derrick Reed is being booed like there is no tomorrow. They're brawling inside the ring area. Derrick Reed throws Allan Jenkins over the guardrail. Bryant Edwards comes over to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards takes Allan Jenkins down with a football tackle. Derrick Reed hits an enzuilariato on Allan Jenkins. Derrick Reed whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Derrick Reed throws Allan Jenkins over the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Brad Thompson comes over to make it two-on-one. Bryant Edwards comes over, but gets cut off. Allan Jenkins and Brad Thompson hit Derrick Reed with a double bulldog. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bryant Edwards comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Thompson comes over, but gets cut off. Derrick Reed and Bryant Edwards hit Allan Jenkins with a double flying headbutt. Derrick Reed whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Allan Jenkins. They're brawling inside the ring area. Derrick Reed reenters the ring. Allan Jenkins follows him back in. Allan Jenkins brings the table into the ring. Allan Jenkins executes a handspring into a Frankensteiner on Derrick Reed. Allan Jenkins goes for the Hangover, but Michael Cross shoves him off the turnbuckle. The crowd is giving Allan Jenkins a standing ovation. Derrick Reed gives the sign for the Confirmed Kill. Derrick Reed executes the Confirmed Kill on Allan Jenkins. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Kerri Billings distracts Darren Lloyd. Derrick Reed sets up Allan Jenkins on the table. Derrick Reed tries to drive Allan Jenkins through the table with a flying somersault splash, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Allan Jenkins goes for a monkey flip, but Derrick Reed blocks it. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Derrick Reed whips Allan Jenkins into the ropes. Derrick Reed misses with a clothesline. Allan Jenkins misses with a kick. Allan Jenkins hits Derrick Reed with an elbow. Allan Jenkins is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Allan Jenkins gives the sign for the Hangover. Allan Jenkins executes the Hangover on Derrick Reed. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Bryant Edwards makes the save. Derrick Reed runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Derrick Reed goes for a lariat, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. Allan Jenkins sets up the chair. Allan Jenkins hits the Swinging DDT onto the chair on Derrick Reed. Allan Jenkins throws Derrick Reed out of the ring. Allan Jenkins follows him out of the ring. VIOLET: Alpha Theta Kappa and the Xtreme Killers are now literally brawling into the back area. All 4 men are just pounding away on their enemies..... (The two teams continue to battle, eventually making their way to the backstage area. It appears to be a loading dock, filled with your standard weapons, and a long black limo. Thompson and Reed are exchanging blows until Thompson manages to gain the upperhand, slamming Reed's face into the front window, of the limo busting him open. Leaving Reed sprawled on the hood dazed, Thompson goes to help his partner pummel Edwards.) VIOLET: Reed is dazed now, as that shot to the glass busted him wide open! JAKE: Well whoever's limo that is, has going to be pissed! VIOLET: I would think so, but that leaves Edwards by his lonesome and he is.... wait... someone's getting out of the limo! JAKE: I think we're going to find out exactly who owns that thing! (The back door of the limo slowly opens and a tall man, wearing a long, black, wool trenchcoat steps out. A large scarf is wrapped around his neck, and black gloves hide his hands. His face appears to be haggard, and as he takes off his dark shades, a pair of tormented eyes are revealed, the area beneath his them darkened from apparent lack of sleep. Slowly and methodically, he removes his gloves as he walks over to the prone Derrick Reed.) JAKE: Well whoever he is, he doesn't seem too pleased with Reed! VIOLET: This could be bad, Reed is all by himself out there! (Grabbing Reed by the back of the head, the newcomer jerks his head back and stares into his eyes. For a moment he remains like this, Reed gasping for air, but beginning to get his breath back. Before he can mount a counterattack, the newcomer slams Reed face first into the broken glass, rubbing it back and forth cutting him badly. Now covered in blood, and unconscious, Reed slumps to the hood of the car, before the newcomer picks him up and drags him over to a nearby trashcan and dumps him inside. He starts to turn back to his limo, but pauses and turns back.) VIOLET: What's he going to do now! JAKE: I don't know, but Thompson is staggering back towards them, followed closely by Alpha Theta Kappa! (Stunned by the scene before them, all three men pause and stare at the man, who chuckles loudly before turning and making a hasty getaway. All three men begin to give chase before ATK remember the match is still going on, and resume their beating on Thompson, who desperately tries to fight back.) Allan Jenkins takes Derrick Reed down with a dragon suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Derrick Reed has been eliminated. The crowd is going into a frenzy. VIOLET: Derrick Reed was completely out of it after that mystery man_s attack. Could this be yet another AGW newcomer? JAKE: I don_t know, but he is one scary-looking dude. VIOLET: Now, it_s Brad Thompson against both members of Alpha Theta Kappa. Remember, this match is elimination rules. They have all made it back to the ring as well, while Derrick Reed is receiving some medical attention. They lock up. Brad Thompson enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Allan Jenkins and Brad Thompson hit Bryant Edwards with a double bodyslam. Brad Thompson leaves the ring. Allan Jenkins whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Bryant Edwards hits Allan Jenkins with a shoulderblock. Bryant Edwards puts Allan Jenkins in a double chickenwing submission. Allan Jenkins reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Bryant Edwards locks Allan Jenkins in the Oriental Spike. Allan Jenkins reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bryant Edwards goes for a fallaway slam, but Allan Jenkins counters it with a forearm smash. Allan Jenkins kicks Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins chops Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins punches Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins tags out to Brad Thompson. Allan Jenkins takes Bryant Edwards down with a jumping side kick. Brad Thompson hits Bryant Edwards with a belly-to-back suplex. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Allan Jenkins leaves the ring. Brad Thompson runs into the ropes. Bryant Edwards misses with a shoulderblock. Bryant Edwards hits Brad Thompson with a backdrop. Bryant Edwards executes a hiptoss on Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards nails Brad Thompson with a hiptoss. Bryant Edwards goes for a European uppercut, but Brad Thompson counters it with a backslide. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Brad Thompson hits Bryant Edwards. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Bryant Edwards kicks Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Bryant Edwards chops Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards throws Brad Thompson out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Brad Thompson. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bryant Edwards throws Brad Thompson over the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Bryant Edwards throws Brad Thompson over the guardrail. Bryant Edwards executes a chop on Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bryant Edwards reenters the ring. Brad Thompson follows him back in. Bryant Edwards nails Brad Thompson with a flying forearm. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bryant Edwards uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards climbs the second rope and looks out at the crowd.. A fan at ringside badmouths Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards catches Brad Thompson in a double reverse chinlock. Brad Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bryant Edwards hits Brad Thompson with a flying headbutt. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Bryant Edwards executes the Final Goodbye on Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Allan Jenkins makes the save. Bryant Edwards goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Brad Thompson whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes, but Bryant Edwards reverses it. Bryant Edwards goes for an armbar submission, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Brad Thompson kicks Bryant Edwards. The crowd erupts. Bryant Edwards chops Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards punches Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. Brad Thompson hits Bryant Edwards. The crowd erupts. Brad Thompson executes an atomic drop on Bryant Edwards. Brad Thompson nails Bryant Edwards with a sidewalk slam. Brad Thompson leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Brad Thompson hits him with the ring bell. The crowd is giving Brad Thompson a standing ovation. Brad Thompson uses an atomic drop on Bryant Edwards. Brad Thompson whips Bryant Edwards into the turnbuckle, but Bryant Edwards reverses it. Bryant Edwards punches Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards kicks Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards chops Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards executes a bridging back suplex on Brad Thompson. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bryant Edwards hits Brad Thompson with a Northern Lights bomb. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. Bryant Edwards hits Brad Thompson with a double underhook piledriver. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. Bryant Edwards nails Brad Thompson with a hiptoss. Bryant Edwards hits Brad Thompson with a chop. Bryant Edwards nails Brad Thompson with a front slam. Bryant Edwards whips Brad Thompson into the ropes, but Brad Thompson reverses it. Bryant Edwards executes a football tackle on Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards chops Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson kicks Bryant Edwards. The crowd is giving Brad Thompson a standing ovation. Brad Thompson kicks Bryant Edwards. Brad Thompson chops Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards kicks Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards kicks Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards punches Brad Thompson. Bryant Edwards catches Brad Thompson in a full nelson. Brad Thompson is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brad Thompson summons one last burst of energy. Brad Thompson submits after 14 seconds. Brad Thompson has been eliminated. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. VIOLET: And Edwards manages to even things out here, as he made Brad Thompson submit to a full nelson. But Edwards is showing some fatigue, although Jenkins is a much smaller man. They lock up. Bryant Edwards nails Allan Jenkins with a Northern Lights bomb. Bryant Edwards goes for a choke bomb, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. Allan Jenkins punches Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins kicks Bryant Edwards. The crowd is giving Allan Jenkins a standing ovation. Allan Jenkins kicks Bryant Edwards. The crowd is giving Allan Jenkins a standing ovation. Allan Jenkins goes for a fisherman suplex, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards uses a European uppercut on Allan Jenkins. Bryant Edwards kicks Allan Jenkins. Allan Jenkins chops Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins chops Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins hits a flying dropkick on Bryant Edwards. The crowd is giving Allan Jenkins a standing ovation. Allan Jenkins takes a swing at Bryant Edwards with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Bryant Edwards snatches the ring bell from him. Bryant Edwards hits him with the ring bell. Allan Jenkins whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Bryant Edwards hits Allan Jenkins with a clothesline. Bryant Edwards throws Allan Jenkins out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Bryant Edwards is handed the ring bell. Bryant Edwards hits him with the ring bell. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Bryant Edwards goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Allan Jenkins blocks it. Allan Jenkins is handed a cane. Allan Jenkins hits him with the cane. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Allan Jenkins goes for a dragon suplex, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards sets up Allan Jenkins on the table. Bryant Edwards tries to drive Allan Jenkins through the table with a flying headbutt, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Allan Jenkins throws Bryant Edwards over the guardrail. Allan Jenkins hits a back heel kick on Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins is handed a leather belt. Allan Jenkins hits him with the leather belt. The crowd erupts. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Michael Cross comes from behind, but Allan Jenkins nails Michael Cross. Bryant Edwards whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Bryant Edwards whips Allan Jenkins into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards takes Allan Jenkins down with a German suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Kerri Billings distracts Darren Lloyd. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bryant Edwards throws Allan Jenkins over the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Allan Jenkins hits him with the leather belt. The crowd is giving Allan Jenkins a standing ovation. Allan Jenkins is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Allan Jenkins gets back up. Allan Jenkins uses a bulldog on Bryant Edwards. Allan Jenkins is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Michael Cross comes from behind and hits Allan Jenkins with the steel chair. Allan Jenkins is out cold. Bryant Edwards goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Bryant Edwards gets back up. Michael Cross puts Bryant Edwards on top of Allan Jenkins. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Allan Jenkins has been eliminated. Bryant Edwards is being booed out of the building. VIOLET: And Michael Cross entered the ring and took advantage of the ref being distracted by Kerri. He absolutely leveled Jenkins with that steel chair, and he won that fall for Bryant Edwards. JAKE: Hey, Cross has screwed up a lot as manager in the past, but this time he saw the ref distracted and decided to act after Jenkins laid Edwards out with a bulldog. VIOLET: Heartbreaking loss for Alpha Theta Kappa, although this has so much controversy to it, I think a rematch could be in order. JAKE: Hey, some complete stranger caused Reed_s elimination and so it is fair for Cross to cause Jenkins_ elimination. It all broke even. VIOLET: The Women_s Title is up for grabs next as Kerri Billings hopes to salvage the night for the ATK by facing off with Lollipop. JAKE: Ahhhh, come on Lolly!!! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Women's Title. Introducing first... From Kansas City, KS... Weighing in at 244 pounds... "Kearbear" Kerri Billings Her opponent... Hailing from Malibu, California... Weighing in at 134 pounds... The AGW Women's Champion... Lollipop They lock up. Lollipop begs off. Kerri Billings goes for a running lariat, but Lollipop blocks it. Lollipop hits Kerri Billings with a Death Valley Driver. Quite a few boos are audible. Lollipop goes for an enzuilariato, but Kerri Billings counters it with a backward kick. Kerri Billings punches Lollipop. Kerri Billings chops Lollipop. Kerri Billings has the crowd going wild. Lollipop hits Kerri Billings. Quite a few boos are audible. Lollipop hits Kerri Billings. Kerri Billings kicks Lollipop. The chants for Kerri Billings are deafening. Kerri Billings chops Lollipop. The crowd is behind Kerri Billings all the way. Kerri Billings goes for a running powerslam, but Lollipop counters it with an inside cradle. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Lollipop throws Kerri Billings out of the ring. Lollipop goes for a ringpost moonsault, but Kerri Billings moves out of the way. Kerri Billings knocks Lollipop into the ringpost. Kerri Billings sets up a table. Kerri Billings executes a forearm to the back on Lollipop. Kerri Billings goes for a piledriver, but Lollipop blocks it. Lollipop sets up Kerri Billings on the table. Lollipop tries to drive Kerri Billings through the table with a power bomb, but she blocks it. Kerri Billings reenters the ring. Lollipop follows her back in. Lollipop begs off. Kerri Billings places Lollipop on the turnbuckle. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop with a top-rope German Suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kerri Billings nails Lollipop with a choke slam. Kerri Billings uses a chop on Lollipop. Kerri Billings nails Lollipop with a series of punches. Kerri Billings nails Lollipop with a belly-to-belly suplex. Kerri Billings goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Lollipop blocks it. Lollipop runs into the ropes. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop with a kick. Kerri Billings starts a cheer. The crowd is behind Kerri Billings all the way. Kerri Billings executes a side step on Lollipop. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop with a running sitdown. Kerri Billings uses a side step on Lollipop. Kerri Billings nails Lollipop with a powerslam. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kerri Billings hits a jawbreaker on Lollipop. The chants for Kerri Billings are deafening. Kerri Billings starts a cheer. The chants for Kerri Billings are deafening. Lollipop begs off. Kerri Billings executes a belly-to-back suplex on Lollipop. The chants for Kerri Billings are deafening. Kerri Billings throws Lollipop out of the ring. Kerri Billings goes through the ropes. Kerri Billings whips Lollipop into the guardrail. Kerri Billings goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Lollipop counters it with a punch. Lollipop reenters the ring. Kerri Billings follows her back in. Lollipop whips Kerri Billings into the ropes. Lollipop hits Kerri Billings with a clothesline. Kerri Billings falls out of the ring. Lollipop jumps onto her with a shooting star press. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lollipop goes for the Northern Lights Of Malibu, but Kerri Billings counters it with a small package. Kerri Billings whips Lollipop into the guardrail. Kerri Billings executes a Samoan Drop on Lollipop. Kerri Billings reenters the ring. Lollipop follows her back in. Lollipop begs off. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop with a jawbreaker. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop with a front-layout suplex. Kerri Billings goes for an eye poke, but Lollipop blocks it. Lollipop runs into the ropes. Kerri Billings executes a kick to the midsection on Lollipop. Kerri Billings executes the The Last Hoorah on Lollipop. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Kerri Billings whips Lollipop into the ropes. Lollipop misses with a clothesline. Lollipop hits the Last Rites on Kerri Billings. Lollipop takes Kerri Billings down with a front slam. Lollipop is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Lollipop attempts to place Kerri Billings on the turnbuckle, but Kerri Billings blocks it. Lollipop executes a legsweep faceslam on Kerri Billings. Lollipop goes for a flying clothesline, but Kerri Billings counters it with a powerslam. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. The crowd is giving Kerri Billings a standing ovation. Kerri Billings starts a cheer. The crowd erupts. Kerri Billings takes Lollipop down with a football tackle. Kerri Billings runs into the ropes. Lollipop misses with a kick. Kerri Billings and Lollipop get hit with a double clothesline. Lollipop begs off. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop with a choke slam. Kerri Billings goes for the torture rack, but Lollipop blocks it. Lollipop uses a bulldog headlock on Kerri Billings. Lollipop executes a bodyslam on Kerri Billings. Lollipop goes for a flying forearm, but Kerri Billings ducks out of the way. Lollipop begs off. Kerri Billings executes a hair pull on Lollipop. Kerri Billings uses a Samoan Drop on Lollipop. The chants for Kerri Billings are deafening. Kerri Billings goes for a Soviet suplex, but Lollipop blocks it. Lollipop hits a front slam on Kerri Billings. Lollipop goes for a cradle DDT, but Kerri Billings blocks it. Kerri Billings punches Lollipop. Lollipop punches Kerri Billings. Kerri Billings kicks Lollipop. The crowd is behind Kerri Billings all the way. Kerri Billings punches Lollipop. Kerri Billings kicks Lollipop. Lollipop punches Kerri Billings. Lollipop hits Kerri Billings with a Death Valley Driver. Lollipop further incites the crowd. Lollipop hits Kerri Billings. Lollipop further incites the crowd. Lollipop kicks Kerri Billings. Kerri Billings chops Lollipop. The chants for Kerri Billings are deafening. Lollipop kicks Kerri Billings. Lollipop chops Kerri Billings. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop. The chants for Kerri Billings are deafening. Kerri Billings kicks Lollipop. The chants for Kerri Billings are deafening. Lollipop chops Kerri Billings. Lollipop is being booed out of the building. Kerri Billings kicks Lollipop. The crowd is behind Kerri Billings all the way. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop. Kerri Billings whips Lollipop into the ropes. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop with a clothesline. Lollipop falls out of the ring. Kerri Billings goes through the ropes. Kerri Billings sets up Lollipop on the table. Kerri Billings tries to drive Lollipop through the table with a brain buster, but she blocks it. Lollipop whips Kerri Billings into the guardrail. Lollipop executes a double underhook DDT on Kerri Billings. Lollipop sets up Kerri Billings on the table. Lollipop executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Lollipop throws Kerri Billings back into the ring. Lollipop is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Lollipop nails Kerri Billings with a front slam. Lollipop hits Kerri Billings with a legsweep faceslam. Lollipop uses an earringer on Kerri Billings. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Lollipop executes a headbutt on Kerri Billings. Lollipop nails Kerri Billings with a front facelock into a diamond cutter. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Lollipop complains about a slow count. Lollipop goes for a bulldog headlock, but Kerri Billings counters it with the torture rack. Lollipop breaks the hold after 5 seconds. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Lollipop goes for a headbutt, but Kerri Billings blocks it. Kerri Billings executes the The Last Hoorah on Lollipop. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. The crowd is giving Kerri Billings a standing ovation. The winner is Kerri Billings. Time of match: 0:08:44 ~~~~~~ VIOLET: KERRI DID IT!!! SHE IS THE NEW AGW WOMENS CHAMPION!!!! JAKE: I thought that Lollipop would be able to handle the much bigger opponent, and hell, I think she did an admirable job. VIOLET: She did. That was a great match, but Kerri has been wanting this belt for a long time now. And besides, you weren_t looking at the match, you were watching Lollipop_s cleavage. JAKE: So what? So was any other warm-blooded American male. What, you think we_d stare at the monstrosity that Lollipop was fighting? Yeah right! Speed made a mistake by dumping her. VIOLET: The title matches keep coming. This time we have Jimmy Crush taking on Most Holy!!! JAKE: This match between two former tag partners has been brewing for a long, long time. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Cruiserweight Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... Hailing from Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy His opponent... Led to the ring by Regis Philbin... Fighting out of Buffalo, NY... Weighing in at 220 pounds... The AGW Cruiserweight Champion... "The Prodigy" Jimmy Crush They lock up. Most Holy uses a clothesline on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy locks Jimmy Crush in an abdominal stretch. Jimmy Crush is struggling to reach the ropes. Jimmy Crush reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Most Holy takes Jimmy Crush down with a Hotshot. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Most Holy nails Jimmy Crush with a kick to the midsection. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes. Most Holy misses with a kick. Jimmy Crush uses a koppo kick on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Jimmy Crush uses a flying dropkick on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush yells "I'm the firestarter!". The crowd is cheering on Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Most Holy and Jimmy Crush get hit with a double clothesline. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush misses with a clothesline. Jimmy Crush uses a back heel kick on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy uses a superkick on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy nails Jimmy Crush with a forearm to the back. Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a kneelift. Jimmy Crush whips Most Holy into the ropes. Jimmy Crush and Most Holy get hit with a double clothesline. Jimmy Crush puts Most Holy in a guillotine choke. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy tries to escape the hold. Most Holy breaks the hold after 29 seconds. Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush goes for a fireman's neckbreaker, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy uses a clothesline on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy uses a Frankensteiner on Jimmy Crush. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Jimmy Crush nails Most Holy with a palm blow. Jimmy Crush punches Most Holy. There are lots of chants for Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy. There are lots of chants for Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush throws Most Holy out of the ring. Jimmy Crush goes through the ropes. Jimmy Crush goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy is handed a sheet of glass. Most Holy hits him with the sheet of glass. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Jimmy Crush is busted wide open. Most Holy executes a jumping DDT on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy hits him with the sheet of glass. Most Holy further incites the crowd. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Jimmy Crush nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy nails Jimmy Crush with a jumping DDT. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Most Holy goes for a Hotshot, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a lariat. Jimmy Crush knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. The crowd is really behind Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush whips Most Holy into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush executes a jumping DDT on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush goes for a power bomb, but Most Holy counters it with a kneebar. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy sets up Jimmy Crush on the table. Most Holy executes a flying legdrop through the table. The table didn't break. Most Holy further incites the crowd. Most Holy hits Jimmy Crush with a superkick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush is handed a wire mesh panel. Jimmy Crush hits him with the wire mesh panel. Jimmy Crush rams him into a wire mesh panel. Jimmy Crush whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush throws him through a wire mesh panel. Jimmy Crush whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Jimmy Crush knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Jimmy Crush whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Most Holy ducks out of the way. Most Holy executes a bodyslam on Jimmy Crush. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. Jimmy Crush grabs a chair. Jimmy Crush sets up the chair. Jimmy Crush takes Most Holy down with a brain buster onto the chair. Jimmy Crush whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush yells "I'm the firestarter!". Jimmy Crush has the crowd going wild. Jimmy Crush throws Most Holy back into the ring. Jimmy Crush yells "I'm the firestarter!". The crowd is going crazy. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Mr. Bitter. Most Holy begs off. Jimmy Crush takes Most Holy down with an earringer. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy with a double arm DDT. Jimmy Crush has the crowd going wild. Most Holy hits Jimmy Crush with a knee to the back. Most Holy nails Jimmy Crush with a Frankensteiner. There is no referee to count. Most Holy takes Jimmy Crush down with a belly-to-back suplex. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Most Holy uses an elbowdrop on Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush is bleeding like hell. Most Holy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Most Holy begs off. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Most Holy hits Jimmy Crush with a shoulderblock. Most Holy nails Jimmy Crush with an enzuigiri. Most Holy nails Jimmy Crush with a forearm to the back. Most Holy hits a clothesline on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Most Holy begs off. Jimmy Crush locks Most Holy in an octopus hold. Most Holy tries to escape the hold. Most Holy summons one last burst of energy. Mr. Bitter tells Most Holy to respond or he'll stop the fight. Most Holy nods. Jimmy Crush lets go after 22 seconds. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy with a palm blow. Most Holy begs off. Jimmy Crush hits flying headscissors on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush kicks Most Holy. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy. The crowd is behind Jimmy Crush all the way. Jimmy Crush goes for a back heel kick, but Most Holy counters it with a legsweep . Most Holy hits Jimmy Crush with a Hotshot. Most Holy uses a superkick on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy nails Jimmy Crush with a forearm to the back. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes. Jimmy Crush nails Most Holy with a palm blow. Most Holy begs off. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush misses with a shoulderblock. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy with a kick. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is behind Jimmy Crush all the way. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy with an enzuilariato. The crowd is behind Jimmy Crush all the way. Jimmy Crush leaves the ring. He returns with the box of Twinkies. Jimmy Crush hits him with the box of Twinkies. The chants for Jimmy Crush are deafening. Mr. Bitter throws the box of Twinkies out of the ring. Most Holy begs off. Jimmy Crush uses a flying dropkick on Most Holy. The chants for Jimmy Crush are deafening. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy with a flying shoulderblock. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Jimmy Crush with the Mace. Most Holy further incites the crowd. Jimmy Crush is out cold. Most Holy gives the sign for the Holy Roller. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Regis Philbin distracts Mr. Bitter. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the turnbuckle. Most Holy charges in with a dropkick against the turnbuckle. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Most Holy takes Jimmy Crush down with a forearm to the back. Jimmy Crush goes for a standing wristlock, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush uses a monkey flip on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy. The crowd is giving Jimmy Crush a standing ovation. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy. Jimmy Crush punches Most Holy. Jimmy Crush attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it. Jimmy Crush uses Air Sabu on Most Holy. The crowd erupts. Jimmy Crush hits a fist to the midsection on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush takes Most Holy down with a slingshot legdrop. Jimmy Crush hits a rolling elbow smash on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush nails Most Holy with an earringer. Jimmy Crush catches Most Holy in a standing wristlock. Most Holy is valiantly trying to break the hold. Most Holy is inching his way towards the ropes. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Most Holy begs off. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush goes for the Jimmy Crusher, but Most Holy blocks it. Zoe Burgess tries to interfere, but Regis Philbin prevents her from doing so. Jimmy Crush gets a full nelson on Most Holy. Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jimmy Crush attempts to place Most Holy on the turnbuckle, but Most Holy blocks it. Zoe Burgess tries to interfere, but Regis Philbin prevents her from doing so. Jimmy Crush nails Most Holy with a swinging neckbreaker. Jimmy Crush whips Most Holy into the ropes. Jimmy Crush hits Most Holy with a kick. Jimmy Crush is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jimmy Crush leaves the ring. He returns with a keyboard. Jimmy Crush hits him with the keyboard. Jimmy Crush executes an enzuilariato on Most Holy. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmy Crush. Most Holy begs off. Jimmy Crush goes for a Soviet suplex, but Most Holy counters it with an elbowsmash. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush misses with a clothesline. Most Holy uses a clothesline on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy gets a chokehold on Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes. Most Holy hits Jimmy Crush with a clothesline. Jimmy Crush falls out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy is handed the shovel. Most Holy hits him with the shovel. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Most Holy hits Jimmy Crush with neck-scissors. Most Holy knocks Jimmy Crush into the ringsteps. Most Holy nails Jimmy Crush with neck-scissors. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy executes neck-scissors on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy goes for a spinebuster slam, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Regis Philbin comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Regis Philbin. Jimmy Crush sets up Most Holy on the table. Jimmy Crush tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a power bomb, but he blocks it. Most Holy knocks Jimmy Crush into the ringsteps. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Jimmy Crush nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy knocks Jimmy Crush into the ringpost. Most Holy further incites the crowd. Most Holy hits Jimmy Crush with a Hotshot. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Jimmy Crush nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Most Holy reenters the ring. Jimmy Crush follows him back in. Jimmy Crush brings the table into the ring. Jimmy Crush gives the sign for the Jimmy Crusher. Jimmy Crush gives the sign for the Jimmy Crusher. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Most Holy. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Jimmy Crush goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jimmy Crush nails Most Holy with a jumping DDT. Jimmy Crush goes for a fireman's neckbreaker, but Most Holy blocks it. Regis Philbin enters the ring and hits Most Holy with the stool. The crowd erupts. Jimmy Crush uses a double arm DDT on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush chops Most Holy. The crowd erupts. Most Holy chops Jimmy Crush. Most Holy punches Jimmy Crush. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Most Holy hits him with the shovel. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Mr. Bitter throws the shovel out of the ring. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Most Holy goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:18:50 ~~~~~ VIOLET: MOST HOLY HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!! He is the Cruiserweight Champion once more!! JAKE: What is that? 10, 11, 12? VIOLET: Out statistician is ill at home so I can_t tell you but it is somewhere along those lines as far as Cruiserweight title reigns for the Mostest. And what a matchup that was!!! Both men executed their finisher numerous times, and were saved by their managers numerous times as well. JAKE: Hey, you put two great wrestlers in the ring, do you expect anything less than a great match. As comedic as Jimmy might be, he is pretty damn skilled in the ring. (After the match, Jimmy Crush and Most Holy both collect themselves. The fans are on their feet, cheering. Jimmy Crush goes to the ropes and has Regis hand him a microphone. He walks back, as Most Holy and Jimmy Crush stare each other down for a few seconds before Jimmy speaks.) Jimmy Crush: Most Holy, I underestimated you. You still have the drive. You are still a warrior. You are still a great wrestler. Maybe I was selfish. Maybe I was getting arrogant. But whatever the reason, I was very, very wrong. I usually don't apologize to people, but here, I know I'm wrong. Let's let bygones be bygones. Let's combine our efforts, and show them what a little bit of HOLY FAT can do. (The crowd pops huge at the suggestion. But before things can proceed any further, "Rock Superstar" plays over the speakers and who should appear but "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris. The Champ wastes no time in sliding into the ring and snatching the mic away from Jimmy Crush.) Mark Paris: Combine your efforts? With HIM? Think about this for a second, Mostest...how far do you think you'll go as the third member of Pork and Beef? I know that's what these people want...but TO HELL WITH THESE PEOPLE! What have they ever done for you? Think about it...your career went to hell, and they cheered you for it. They loved it! It made them feel better about their own worthless lives. Same with Junior Fatass, here...he's never gonna amount to anything either. You're better than him, Mostest. He doesn't deserve your respect...and neither do these cretins in the crowd! So why don't you do the right thing...and tell Jimmy here exactly where he can stick that jar of Mustard! (As Paris finishes speaking, Most Holy turns around with his head down. Jimmy Crush just nudges Paris, trying to get the microphone back. Paris shoves Jimmy Crush into the turnbuckle. Jimmy Crush jumps back up and stares down Paris. Meanwhile, Most Holy has picked up a chair. He turns quickly. Paris sees Most Holy holding the chair high over his head just in time to jump out of the way. Most Holy swings and LEVELS Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush falls into a heap. The crowd falls silent. Most Holy then turns to Mark Paris. Holy throws down the chair and stares at Paris. He then spits in disgust, turns, and leaves the ring. V-Man and Regis Philbin attend to the fallen Jimmy Crush, who has not moved since the chair shot. Paris shakes his head, utterly confused at the behavior of the Mostest. He then leaves the ring, as a stretcher comes to carry Jimmy Crush out of the ring.) VIOLET: Oh my gosh!!! Could Most Holy actually be listening to Mark Paris?! JAKE: Come to the darkside, Luke. VIOLET: What? JAKE: Look, Most Holy_s career is at a standstill and has been for the last month. If he wants to go anywhere I think he needs to listen to Paris...get some of that killer instinct back, you know. Now talk about the match. VIOLET: Wow, what a match that was too! Jimmy dominated the Cruiserweight scene ever since Second Coming, hopefully this Most Holy victory can bring that back into the limelight a bit. Now out next match will pit the Xtreme Killers and Lollipop against Star, Tennant and Jessica Carter. Reed as bandages on his head, but he is ready to go for the matchup. JAKE: Lollipop AND Jessica in one ring? Ahhh, a dream come true for pervs like me. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-six man tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Michael Cross... At a total combined weight of 688 pounds... Xtreme Killers and Lollipop Their opponents... Led to the ring by Jessica Carter, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper and Alex Star... At a total combined weight of 658 pounds... Celestial Survival and "The Amazon Beauty" Jessica Carter They lock up. Alex Star punches Bryant Edwards. The chants for Alex Star are deafening. Bryant Edwards punches Alex Star. Bryant Edwards further incites the crowd. Bryant Edwards punches Alex Star. Bryant Edwards is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Bryant Edwards hits Alex Star with a flying forearm. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Bryant Edwards places Alex Star on the turnbuckle. Bryant Edwards nails Alex Star with a top-rope inverted DDT. Bryant Edwards is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Bryant Edwards throws Alex Star out of the ring. Derek Aston counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Alex Star reenters the ring. Bryant Edwards nails Alex Star with a chop. Bryant Edwards whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star and Bryant Edwards get hit with a double clothesline. Alex Star hits Bryant Edwards with a jack-knife power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Alex Star locks Bryant Edwards in the torture rack. Bryant Edwards is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alex Star lets go after 14 seconds. Alex Star nails Bryant Edwards with rolling clothesline. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Alex Star. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards is close to passing out from the pain. Derek Aston tells Bryant Edwards to respond or he'll stop the fight. Bryant Edwards nods. Bryant Edwards breaks the hold after 37 seconds. Bryant Edwards hits Alex Star with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Bryant Edwards tags out to Lollipop. Bryant Edwards goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Alex Star counters it with an elbowsmash. Bryant Edwards rolls out of the ring. Alex Star hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Lollipop. Tom Tennant enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Alex Star and Tom Tennant whip Lollipop into the ropes. They hit Lollipop with a double elbowsmash. Alex Star and Tom Tennant whip Lollipop into the ropes. They attempt to hit Lollipop with a double fist to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. Lollipop puts Alex Star in a chokehold. Alex Star is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Lollipop whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Lollipop uses an enzuilariato on Alex Star. A fan at ringside badmouths Lollipop. Lollipop is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Lollipop goes for a superkick, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. Lollipop begs off. Alex Star tags out to Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant hits Lollipop with a single-leg takedown. Tom Tennant tags out to Jessica Carter. VIOLET: A good man, he didn_t want to beat up Lollipop. Jessica Carter gets the torture rack on Lollipop. Lollipop tries to escape the hold. Lollipop tries to fight the pain. Lollipop breaks the hold after 31 seconds. Lollipop punches Jessica Carter. Lollipop kicks Jessica Carter. Lollipop is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Lollipop nails Jessica Carter with a front slam. Lollipop is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Lollipop runs into the ropes. Jessica Carter misses with a clothesline. Jessica Carter hits Lollipop with a backdrop. Lollipop falls out of the ring. Jessica Carter goes through the ropes. Derek Aston counts: 1. Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one. Tom Tennant goes for a dropkick, but Lollipop side-steps and Tom Tennant only hits air. Derek Aston counts: 2. Lollipop whips Jessica Carter into the guardrail. Lollipop takes Jessica Carter down with a Northern Lights suplex. Derek Aston counts: 3. Lollipop reenters the ring. Jessica Carter follows her back in. Jessica Carter brings the table into the ring. Jessica Carter hits Lollipop with a flip. Tom Tennant enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jessica Carter and Tom Tennant whip Lollipop into the ropes. They hit Lollipop with a double kick to the midsection. Jessica Carter and Tom Tennant whip Lollipop into the ropes. They hit Lollipop with a double elbowsmash. Tom Tennant goes for a flying fistdrop, but Lollipop counters it with a fist to the midsection. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. Lollipop runs into the ropes. Lollipop hits the Running Forearm Smash on Jessica Carter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Lollipop nails Jessica Carter with the Barbie Bombshell. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Lollipop leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Lollipop runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Lollipop uses a frog splash on Jessica Carter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Jessica Carter kicks Lollipop. Jessica Carter kicks Lollipop. Jessica Carter throws Lollipop out of the ring. Jessica Carter goes through the ropes. Jessica Carter uses the Running Forearm Smash on Lollipop. Derek Aston counts: 1. Jessica Carter whips Lollipop into the guardrail. Jessica Carter executes a spinning power bomb on Lollipop. Derek Aston counts: 2. Jessica Carter reenters the ring. Lollipop follows her back in. Jessica Carter gives the sign for the Starscream. Jessica Carter sets up Lollipop on the table. Jessica Carter executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver through the table. The table is broken in half. Jessica Carter is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jessica Carter executes the Starscream on Lollipop. Lollipop is inching her way towards the ropes. Lollipop is close to passing out from the pain. Derek Aston asks Lollipop if she's had enough. Lollipop shakes her head. Derek Aston asks Lollipop if she's had enough. Lollipop shakes her head. Derek Aston tells Lollipop to respond or he'll stop the fight. Lollipop nods. Derek Aston tells Lollipop to respond or he'll stop the fight. Lollipop nods. Derek Aston asks Lollipop if he should stop the fight. Lollipop shakes her head. Lollipop is writhing in pain. Derek Aston checks Lollipop's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Lollipop fights her way out of the hold after 47 seconds. Lollipop uses an earringer on Jessica Carter. Lollipop is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Lollipop leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Lollipop runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Lollipop goes for a bulldog headlock, but Jessica Carter counters it with a back suplex. In turn, Lollipop counters it with a go-behind. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Lollipop goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Jessica Carter counters it with a faceslam. Jessica Carter executes a jack-knife power bomb on Lollipop. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Derrick Reed makes the save. Jessica Carter hits Lollipop with the Stardust Press. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Derrick Reed makes the save. Lollipop kicks Jessica Carter. Jessica Carter chops Lollipop. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Jessica Carter chops Lollipop. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Jessica Carter chops Lollipop. The crowd erupts. Lollipop hits Jessica Carter. A fan at ringside badmouths Lollipop. Jessica Carter hits Lollipop. Lollipop takes the Candy Cane and uses it on her. She goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Lollipop executes the Last Rites on Jessica Carter. Lollipop leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Lollipop sets up the chair. Lollipop takes Jessica Carter down with a power bomb onto the chair. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Lollipop hits Jessica Carter with the Barbie Bombshell. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Lollipop leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Lollipop runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Lollipop nails Jessica Carter with a frog splash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Lollipop locks Jessica Carter in the Texas cloverleaf. Jessica Carter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Lollipop tags out to Bryant Edwards. Lollipop executes a bodyslam on Jessica Carter. Bryant Edwards goes for a flying headbutt, but Jessica Carter rolls out of the way. Lollipop leaves the ring. Jessica Carter hits the Running Forearm Smash on Bryant Edwards. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jessica Carter catches Bryant Edwards in a stomach claw. Bryant Edwards is valiantly trying to break the hold. Bryant Edwards is valiantly trying to break the hold. Bryant Edwards is valiantly trying to break the hold. Bryant Edwards is barely hanging in there. Derek Aston checks Bryant Edwards's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Bryant Edwards fights his way out of the hold after 19 seconds. Bryant Edwards hits Jessica Carter with a choke bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. JAKE: Whoa, and that brought out the boos from the crowd. It was OK for Jessica to attack Edwards but not vice versa? Please! Bryant Edwards uses a fallaway slam on Jessica Carter. Bryant Edwards whips Jessica Carter into the turnbuckle. Bryant Edwards runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jessica Carter moves out of the way. Jessica Carter executes a series of kicks to the head on Bryant Edwards. Jessica Carter whips Bryant Edwards into the turnbuckle, but Bryant Edwards reverses it. Bryant Edwards puts Jessica Carter in a chokehold. Jessica Carter breaks the hold after 8 seconds. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Jessica Carter kicks Bryant Edwards. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Bryant Edwards hits Jessica Carter. Bryant Edwards punches Jessica Carter. Bryant Edwards goes for a flying forearm, but Jessica Carter ducks out of the way. Jessica Carter punches Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards chops Jessica Carter. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Bryant Edwards chops Jessica Carter. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Jessica Carter hits Bryant Edwards. Jessica Carter hits Bryant Edwards. The crowd is giving Jessica Carter a standing ovation. Jessica Carter hits Bryant Edwards with rolling clothesline. The crowd erupts. Jessica Carter executes the Starscream on Bryant Edwards. Bryant Edwards is valiantly trying to break the hold. Bryant Edwards reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jessica Carter tags out to Tom Tennant. VIOLET: As funny as that would have been, Jessica just didn_t have the strength to keep the Starscream on the big guy, Edwards. And she did the smart thing and finally tagged out. Jessica Carter takes Bryant Edwards down with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Tom Tennant goes for a Soviet suplex, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Jessica Carter leaves the ring. Bryant Edwards puts Tom Tennant in an armbar submission. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Tennant breaks the hold after 11 seconds. Tom Tennant catches Bryant Edwards in a sleeperhold. Bryant Edwards is valiantly trying to break the hold. Bryant Edwards is struggling to reach the ropes. Bryant Edwards is inching his way towards the ropes. Bryant Edwards summons one last burst of energy. Bryant Edwards submits after 13 seconds. The chants for Tom Tennant are deafening. The winners are Celestial Survival and Jessica Carter. Time of match: 0:12:52 ~~~~~ JAKE: Well, she must have done something right because Tennant made short work of Edwards once he got back in there. VIOLET: That_s true, and the Tag Champs along with Jessica Carter pick up a victory. I tell ya, Lollipop and Jessica tore each other apart while they were in there. JAKE: Yeah, why Edwards didn_t go for high impact stuff to finish Carter off is beyond me, and he paid for it. Also notable is that Derrick Reed didn_t enter the match, and I can only imagine that is because of what happened to him earlier. VIOLET: Maybe Edwards and Lollipop decided that it wasn_t worth risking furthur injury to Reed even though I hand it to the guy for even coming down to the ring. JAKE: He is a tough cookie, bar none. VIOLET: Speaking of tough cookies, we have 8 of them in our next match. This is our four corners elimination tag team matchup. We have Corp X, the LoS, The Unholy Alliance and the makeshift team of Garvin and Brolly. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team four corners match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Brandon Walsh and Klilyn... At a total combined weight of 685 pounds... Terrance M. Garvin and Brolly Their opponents... Led to the ring by Rose Morris, Alex DiGiacomo, Wonder Woman and Candi... At a total combined weight of 594 pounds... "Brought to you by Pepsi One" Shawn Michaels and Unleaded Their opponents... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... At a total combined weight of 554 pounds... "Bigger than the Pope!!" Most Holy and "The Racist Bastard" Dan Sexton Their opponents... Led to the ring by Lou Cipher and Lollipop... At a total combined weight of 572 pounds... Unholy Alliance Brolly attacks Dan Sexton before the bell. Brolly hits a jack-knife power bomb on Dan Sexton. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Brolly executes a belly-to-back suplex on Dan Sexton. Brolly goes for a clothesline, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way. Dan Sexton executes a crucifix power bomb on Brolly. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dan Sexton uses a savate kick on Brolly. Dan Sexton executes a heart punch on Brolly. Numerous fans are using Dan Sexton for target practice. Dan Sexton is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dan Sexton executes a crucifix power bomb on Brolly. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton tags out to Most Holy. Terrance M. Garvin enters the ring, but gets cut off. Dan Sexton hits Brolly with a reverse DDT. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Most Holy hits a flying legdrop on Brolly. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. Most Holy tags out to Monarch. Monarch executes a low blow on Brolly. Brolly bumps into Bowen Murphy. Mark Payne enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mark Payne executes a flapjack into diamond cutter on Brolly. Monarch attempts to place Brolly on the turnbuckle, but Brolly blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin enters the ring and throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Brolly and Terrance M. Garvin whip Monarch into the ropes. They hit Monarch with a double clothesline. Terrance M. Garvin leaves the ring. Brolly nails Monarch with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Brolly whips Monarch into the ropes. Brolly hits Monarch with an elbow. Brolly tags out to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels catches Monarch in an abdominal stretch. There is no referee there to ask Monarch. Monarch tries to escape the hold. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds. Shawn Michaels tags out to Unleaded. Shawn Michaels executes a flying fistdrop on Monarch. Unleaded goes for an inverted power bomb, but Monarch blocks it. Shawn Michaels leaves the ring. Monarch takes Unleaded down with a reverse DDT. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Monarch attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it. Monarch tags out to Mark Payne. Shawn Michaels enters the ring and lays out Monarch. Unleaded and Shawn Michaels whip Mark Payne into the ropes. They hit Mark Payne with a double clothesline. Shawn Michaels leaves the ring. Unleaded uses inverted chokeslam on Mark Payne. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Unleaded is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded complains about a slow count. Unleaded uses a backdrop driver on Mark Payne. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Unleaded sets up the chair. Unleaded hits Mark Payne with a spinebuster bomb onto the chair. Numerous fans are using Unleaded for target practice. Unleaded uses the Rocker Dropper on Mark Payne. Unleaded hits a leaping swinging DDT on Mark Payne. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Unleaded attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Unleaded runs into the ropes. Unleaded hits Mark Payne with a kick. Unleaded whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle. Unleaded executes the The BackFire on Mark Payne. Unleaded goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Unleaded throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Unleaded goes for the Air Juvy, but Mark Payne moves out of the way. Unleaded is out cold. Mark Payne knocks Unleaded into the ringsteps. The crowd is giving Mark Payne a standing ovation. Monarch comes over to make it two-on-one. Shawn Michaels comes over and lays out Monarch. Shawn Michaels further incites the crowd. Unleaded whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Unleaded hits Mark Payne with the Liger Bomb. Candi comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne. Unleaded hits a flying elbowdrop on Mark Payne. Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one. Shawn Michaels takes a running start and springs off the chair. Shawn Michaels nails Mark Payne with a dropkick. Unleaded hits Mark Payne with a backdrop driver. Shawn Michaels nails Mark Payne with a dropkick. Unleaded goes for an inverted power bomb, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne whips Unleaded into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne takes Unleaded down with the Doctor Bomb. Monarch comes over to make it two-on-one. Monarch hits a thrust kick to the head on Unleaded. Mark Payne goes for a Victory Roll, but Unleaded sits down on him. Shawn Michaels comes over to make it two-on-one. Shawn Michaels uses a dropkick on Mark Payne. Unleaded sets up the chair. Unleaded nails Mark Payne with a backdrop driver onto the chair. Shawn Michaels takes Mark Payne down with a dropkick. Unleaded goes for an inverted power bomb, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne throws Unleaded back into the ring. Mark Payne hits Unleaded. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Unleaded punches Mark Payne. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Mark Payne kicks Unleaded. Mark Payne punches Unleaded. The crowd is going into a frenzy. Unleaded chops Mark Payne. Mark Payne hits Unleaded. Mark Payne whips Unleaded into the turnbuckle. Mark Payne tags out to Monarch. Monarch executes a choke slam on Unleaded. Monarch whips Unleaded into the turnbuckle. Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Unleaded. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, in the ropes... Monarch tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Candi trips Most Holy. Most Holy goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Unleaded counters it with a facerake. Most Holy begs off. Unleaded tags out to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels goes for a piledriver, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy tags out to Dan Sexton. Unleaded enters the ring and lays out Most Holy. Unleaded leaves the ring. Shawn Michaels whips Dan Sexton into the turnbuckle, but Dan Sexton reverses it. Dan Sexton tags out to Most Holy. Dan Sexton hits an inverted DDT on Shawn Michaels. Most Holy and Dan Sexton whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes. They hit Shawn Michaels with a double backdrop. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. Most Holy takes Shawn Michaels down with a powerslam. Bowen Murphy removes the chair from the ring. Most Holy throws Shawn Michaels out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. Most Holy reenters the ring. Shawn Michaels follows him back in. Most Holy executes a belly-to-back suplex on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels begs off. Most Holy hits a jumping DDT on Shawn Michaels. Most Holy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Most Holy tags out to Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton nails Shawn Michaels with a diamond cutter. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton goes for muay thai leg kick, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels goes for a flying clothesline, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way. Dan Sexton whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Shawn Michaels goes for a flying clothesline, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way. Dan Sexton goes for a stomach claw, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels executes a dropkick on Dan Sexton. Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes. Dan Sexton hits Shawn Michaels with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy puts Shawn Michaels in a figure-four leglock. Shawn Michaels' shoulders are on the mat. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Michaels' shoulders are on the mat. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Michaels' shoulders are on the mat. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Michaels breaks the hold after 24 seconds. Shawn Michaels executes a vertical suplex on Most Holy. Shawn Michaels whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy misses with a shoulderblock. Most Holy hits Shawn Michaels with a kick. Most Holy executes a Frankensteiner on Shawn Michaels. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Most Holy goes for a powerslam, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. In turn, Most Holy counters it with a side suplex. Most Holy puts Shawn Michaels in the STF. Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Most Holy nails Shawn Michaels with a forearm to the back. Most Holy tags out to Brolly. Brolly goes for a backbreaker, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy executes a double-axhandle chop on Brolly. Most Holy executes a knee to the back on Brolly. Most Holy tags out to Monarch. Monarch nails Brolly with an eye gouge. Monarch hits a dropkick on Brolly. Monarch executes the T-bone suplex on Brolly. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Monarch. Monarch nails Brolly with a reverse DDT. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Monarch complains about a slow count. Brolly uses an inside cradle on Monarch. Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout. Brolly whips Monarch into the ropes, but Monarch reverses it. Brolly goes for a palm blow, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch throws Brolly out of the ring. Monarch goes through the ropes. Mark Payne comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin comes over and lays out Mark Payne. Brolly takes Monarch down with a running power bomb. Terrance M. Garvin comes over to make it two-on-one. Mark Payne comes over and lays out Terrance M. Garvin. Mark Payne takes Brolly down with a flapjack into diamond cutter. Monarch climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Brolly nails him in the stomach. Monarch falls onto the top turnbuckle. Terrance M. Garvin executes a super fisherman buster on Monarch. Brolly goes for a full nelson, but Monarch counters it with a go-behind. Monarch whips Brolly into the guardrail. Monarch sets up a table. Monarch whips Brolly into the guardrail. Monarch sets up Brolly on the table. Monarch tries to drive Brolly through the table with a belly-to-belly superplex, but he blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin comes over to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a back heel kick, but Monarch blocks it. Mark Payne nails Terrance M. Garvin with a Victory Roll. Mark Payne hits a German suplex on Terrance M. Garvin. Monarch comes over to make it two-on-one. Monarch hits Terrance M. Garvin with a dropkick. Mark Payne hits Terrance M. Garvin with a Victory Roll. Mark Payne goes for the Last Rites, but Terrance M. Garvin blocks it. Mark Payne nails Terrance M. Garvin with a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker. Monarch comes over to make it two-on-one. Monarch takes Terrance M. Garvin down with a thrust kick to the head. Mark Payne nails Terrance M. Garvin with a Victory Roll. Brolly comes over and lays out Monarch. Terrance M. Garvin sets up Mark Payne on the table. Terrance M. Garvin executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Terrance M. Garvin further incites the crowd. Terrance M. Garvin whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Terrance M. Garvin uses a Northern Lights suplex on Mark Payne. Terrance M. Garvin knocks Mark Payne into the ringsteps. Terrance M. Garvin further incites the crowd. Brolly comes over to make it two-on-one. Brolly executes a clothesline on Mark Payne. Terrance M. Garvin uses a German suplex on Mark Payne. Terrance M. Garvin uses a monkey flip on Mark Payne. Brandon Walsh comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne. Terrance M. Garvin sets up a table. Terrance M. Garvin sets up Mark Payne on the table. Terrance M. Garvin tries to drive Mark Payne through the table with an Asai moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. The crowd erupts. Mark Payne throws Terrance M. Garvin back into the ring. Mark Payne chops Terrance M. Garvin. Mark Payne hits Terrance M. Garvin. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Mark Payne kicks Terrance M. Garvin. The crowd erupts. Terrance M. Garvin chops Mark Payne. Terrance M. Garvin kicks Mark Payne. Terrance M. Garvin further incites the crowd. Terrance M. Garvin executes the Lithium on Mark Payne. Numerous fans are using Terrance M. Garvin for target practice. Terrance M. Garvin goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Lollipop distracts Bowen Murphy. Terrance M. Garvin chops Mark Payne. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Terrance M. Garvin punches Mark Payne. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Terrance M. Garvin whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Terrance M. Garvin misses with a clothesline. Mark Payne hits Terrance M. Garvin with the drop toehold onto a chair. Mark Payne uses the ropes for leverage. There is no referee to count. Mark Payne gets back up. Mark Payne is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin misses with a kick. Terrance M. Garvin hits Mark Payne with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick. The crowd is going into a frenzy. He goes for the pin. Mark Payne pulls the tights. There is no referee to count. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Brandon Walsh distracts Bowen Murphy. Mark Payne nails Terrance M. Garvin with a vertical facebuster. There is no referee to count. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Brolly makes the save. Monarch enters the ring. Monarch and Mark Payne hit Terrance M. Garvin with the Last Fall. Mark Payne goes for the pin. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. Terrance M. Garvin has been eliminated. The crowd is going into a frenzy. The winners are Unholy Alliance. Time of match: 0:15:02 VIOLET: And not surprisingly, the makeshift team is the first to fall. JAKE: Who the hell threw them in this match anyways? VIOLET: Speed, probably. They lock up. Shawn Michaels throws Most Holy out of the ring. Shawn Michaels goes for a plancha, but Most Holy moves out of the way. Most Holy nails Shawn Michaels with a reverse neckbreaker. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. Shawn Michaels is handed the hockey stick. Shawn Michaels hits him with the hockey stick. The boos are resurfacing again. Shawn Michaels whips Most Holy into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy grabs the hockey stick from him. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Unleaded comes over and lays out Dan Sexton. Shawn Michaels whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Most Holy is busted wide open. Shawn Michaels knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one. Shawn Michaels and Unleaded hit Most Holy with a double flying elbowdrop. Unleaded executes an enzuigiri to the face on Most Holy. Shawn Michaels goes for a back suplex, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy nails Shawn Michaels with a Hotshot. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Unleaded comes over, but gets cut off. Unleaded gets back up and lays out Dan Sexton. Shawn Michaels and Unleaded hit Most Holy with a double flying elbowdrop. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Shawn Michaels. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Shawn Michaels on the concrete floor. Most Holy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Shawn Michaels is out cold. Most Holy hits him with the hockey stick. Shawn Michaels is busted wide open. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Most Holy and Dan Sexton hit Shawn Michaels with a double flying elbowdrop. Most Holy takes a swing at Shawn Michaels with the hockey stick, but he gets out of the way. Shawn Michaels snatches the hockey stick from him. Shawn Michaels hits him with the hockey stick. The crowd is wildly cheering Shawn Michaels with only a few scattered boos audible. Shawn Michaels sets up a table. Shawn Michaels sets up Most Holy on the table. Shawn Michaels executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Shawn Michaels executes a German suplex on Most Holy. Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one. Shawn Michaels and Unleaded hit Most Holy with a double flying elbowdrop. Shawn Michaels and Unleaded hit Most Holy with a double flying elbowdrop. Shawn Michaels sets up a table. Shawn Michaels sets up Most Holy on the table. Shawn Michaels tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Most Holy seemingly enjoys the boos. Most Holy whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton executes an inverted DDT on Shawn Michaels. Most Holy uses a flying legdrop on Shawn Michaels. Dan Sexton goes for a brain buster, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. Shawn Michaels whips Most Holy into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one. Unleaded nails Most Holy with an enzuigiri to the face. Shawn Michaels goes for an inside cradle, but Most Holy blocks it. Rose Morris comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. Shawn Michaels whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one. Unleaded goes for an inverted power bomb, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Unleaded comes over and lays out Dan Sexton. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Unleaded executes a short clothesline on Most Holy. Shawn Michaels goes for an inside cradle, but Most Holy blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. Shawn Michaels is handed a sledgehammer. Shawn Michaels hits him with the sledgehammer. The boos are resurfacing again. Shawn Michaels hits him with the sledgehammer. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Shawn Michaels chokes him with a sledgehammer. Shawn Michaels whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Shawn Michaels knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one. Shawn Michaels and Unleaded hit Most Holy with a double flying elbowdrop. Unleaded uses a short clothesline on Most Holy. Shawn Michaels goes for an inside cradle, but Most Holy blocks it. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy sets up Shawn Michaels on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Shawn Michaels through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one. Unleaded uses a short clothesline on Most Holy. Shawn Michaels goes for a backslide, but Most Holy reverses it. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a facerake. Shawn Michaels hits an armdrag takedown on Most Holy. Shawn Michaels whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Shawn Michaels reenters the ring. Most Holy follows him back in. Most Holy begs off. Shawn Michaels executes the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick on Most Holy. Shawn Michaels doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. Shawn Michaels goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Bowen Murphy. Unleaded enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Shawn Michaels and Unleaded hit Most Holy with a double flying elbowdrop. Unleaded nails Most Holy with an enzuigiri to the face. The boos are resurfacing again. Shawn Michaels goes for a back suplex, but Most Holy counters it with a go-behind. Unleaded leaves the ring. Most Holy executes an enzuigiri on Shawn Michaels. Most Holy is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Rose Morris puts Shawn Michaels's foot on the rope. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Shawn Michaels. Most Holy is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Most Holy goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. Shawn Michaels has been eliminated. Most Holy seemingly enjoys the boos. The winners are Most Holy and Dan Sexton. Time of match: 0:22:20 VIOLET: And Most Holy gets a pin on Shawn Michaels.....that certainly will boost his confidence a bit. JAKE: Yeah, but the match ain_t over yet. They lock up. Most Holy tags out to Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton and Most Holy whip Mark Payne into the ropes. They hit Mark Payne with a double clothesline. Most Holy leaves the ring. Dan Sexton hits Mark Payne with a crucifix power bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Zoe Burgess pulls down the top rope. Dan Sexton goes through the ropes. Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one. Most Holy hits a powerslam on Mark Payne. Dan Sexton goes for a flying kneedrop, but Lollipop shoves him off the turnbuckle. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Bowen Murphy threatens Mark Payne with disqualification. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails Zoe Burgess. Dan Sexton whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Dan Sexton nails Mark Payne with the T-bone suplex. Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one. Most Holy takes Mark Payne down with a kick to the head. Dan Sexton nails Mark Payne with a crotch slam. Most Holy uses a clothesline on Mark Payne. Dan Sexton executes a bridging back suplex on Mark Payne. Dan Sexton hits a jumping DDT on Mark Payne. Mark Payne is busted wide open. Dan Sexton uses a kneeling headbutt on Mark Payne. Most Holy comes over to make it two-on-one. Most Holy hits Mark Payne with a superkick. Dan Sexton goes for a bridging back suplex, but Mark Payne blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Payne reenters the ring. Dan Sexton follows him back in. Mark Payne places Dan Sexton on the turnbuckle. Mark Payne goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Dan Sexton blocks it. Dan Sexton throws Mark Payne off the turnbuckle. Dan Sexton executes the Deadweight on Mark Payne. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, in the ropes... Dan Sexton goes for muay thai leg kick, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton breaks the hold after 15 seconds. Dan Sexton kicks Mark Payne. The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos. Dan Sexton punches Mark Payne. Mark Payne kicks Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton punches Mark Payne. Numerous fans are using Dan Sexton for target practice. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Dan Sexton sets up the chair. Dan Sexton goes for a pumphandle powerslam, but Mark Payne blocks it. Bowen Murphy removes the chair from the ring. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Dan Sexton misses with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne hits Dan Sexton with a dropkick to the groin. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Mark Payne. Most Holy is bleeding like hell. Mark Payne puts Dan Sexton in the Kataha-Jime. Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Mark Payne goes for a corkscrew legdrop, but Dan Sexton rolls out of the way. Dan Sexton tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy and Dan Sexton whip Mark Payne into the ropes. They hit Mark Payne with a double backdrop. Dan Sexton leaves the ring. Most Holy executes a kneedrop on Mark Payne. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Most Holy takes Mark Payne down with a chop. Most Holy whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Most Holy counters it with a crucifix. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Lollipop puts Mark Payne's foot on the rope. Most Holy uses a Hotshot on Mark Payne. Most Holy is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Most Holy goes for a flying clothesline, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way. Most Holy begs off. Mark Payne uses a clothesline from the top rope on Most Holy. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne leaves the ring. He returns with the ring bell. Monarch enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Mark Payne and Monarch hit Most Holy with a double flying axhandle. Mark Payne and Monarch whip Most Holy into the ropes. They hit Most Holy with a double backdrop. Mark Payne and Monarch whip Most Holy into the ropes. They hit Most Holy with a double clothesline. Mark Payne and Monarch whip Most Holy into the ropes. They hit Most Holy with a double fist to the midsection. Monarch goes for a lariat, but Most Holy blocks it. Dan Sexton executes a crotch slam on Monarch. Monarch leaves the ring. Dan Sexton runs into the ropes. Dan Sexton goes for headbutt to the groin, but Monarch counters it with a power bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The chants for Monarch are deafening. Monarch hits him with the ring bell. The crowd is giving Monarch a standing ovation. Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Dan Sexton. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess puts Dan Sexton's foot on the rope. Monarch hits him with the ring bell. Monarch goes for falling reverse DDT, but Dan Sexton blocks it. Dan Sexton gets a guillotine choke on Monarch. Monarch is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dan Sexton lets go after 11 seconds. Dan Sexton goes for a jumping DDT, but Monarch counters it with a backdrop. Monarch is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Monarch takes Dan Sexton down with a thrust kick to the head. The crowd is behind Monarch all the way. Monarch executes falling reverse DDT on Dan Sexton. The crowd is behind Monarch all the way. Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!". The chants for Monarch are deafening. Monarch hits him with the ring bell. Monarch hits Dan Sexton with a power bomb. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Most Holy makes the save. Monarch hits him with the ring bell. The crowd is behind Monarch all the way. Bowen Murphy throws the ring bell out of the ring. Monarch nails Dan Sexton with a dropkick. Monarch runs into the ropes. Monarch executes a lariat on Dan Sexton. Monarch takes Dan Sexton down with a fist to the midsection. Monarch places Dan Sexton on the turnbuckle. Monarch hits Dan Sexton with a top-rope choke slam. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Monarch executes a Gorilla Press on Dan Sexton. The chants for Monarch are deafening. Dan Sexton performs the KKKlothesline. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. He goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. Monarch has been eliminated. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. The winners are Most Holy and Dan Sexton. Time of match: 0:29:16 ~~~~~ VIOLET: The running roundhouse lariat known as the...... JAKE: KKKlothesline VIOLET: Yes, that. Anyways, it is an effective move and it stunned Monarch long enough for the LoS to pick up another victory tonight. JAKE: I think Sexton had to pull something out of his ass and sure enough it was his old racist standby. Monarch was kicking his ass too, and that was fun! VIOLET: Well, Monarch and Payne are still one of the most formidable tandems to date, however Most Holy and Dan Sexton have been allies for years. JAKE: Yeah, tells you a lot about Most Holy_s sanity. VIOLET: The World Tag Titles are on the line next, as Demolition 2000 and the Nightmare Express will vye for the titles against the champions, Celestial Survival. JAKE: Star and Tennant have had a pretty damn full night, so if there is any night they might be tired and lose those belts, tonight may be it. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team triangle match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 665 pounds... Demolition 2000 Their opponents... Led to the ring by The Dream Coach... At a total combined weight of 501 pounds... The Nightmare Express Their opponents... Led to the ring by Jessica Carter and "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper... At a total combined weight of 513 pounds... The AGW World Tag Team Champions... Celestial Survival They lock up. Enforcer runs into the ropes. Enforcer misses with a clothesline. Tom Tennant takes Enforcer down with a Hotshot. The crowd erupts. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Tom Tennant pulls the tights. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, he sees it. Bowen Murphy threatens Tom Tennant with disqualification. Tom Tennant whips Enforcer into the ropes. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper trips Enforcer. Tom Tennant runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant hits Enforcer with a flying clothesline. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant whips Enforcer into the turnbuckle, but Enforcer reverses it. Enforcer charges into the corner. Enforcer runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant hits Enforcer with an elbow. Tom Tennant uses a bulldog headlock on Enforcer. Tom Tennant tags out to Alex Star. Alex Star and Tom Tennant whip Enforcer into the ropes. They hit Enforcer with a double fist to the midsection. Alex Star and Tom Tennant whip Enforcer into the ropes. They attempt to hit Enforcer with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. Enforcer whips Alex Star into the turnbuckle. Enforcer executes a Hotshot on Alex Star. Enforcer tags out to Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams runs into the ropes. Alex Star misses with a clothesline. Bad Dreams misses with a clothesline. Alex Star misses with a kick. Alex Star hits Bad Dreams with an elbow. Alex Star hits a jack-knife power bomb on Bad Dreams. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Alex Star goes for a stomach claw, but Bad Dreams counters it with a facerake. Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior. Bad Dreams takes Alex Star down with a DDT. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Dream Warrior hits a moonsault bodyblock on Alex Star. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. Dream Warrior nails Alex Star with a European uppercut. Dream Warrior throws Alex Star out of the ring. Dream Warrior goes through the ropes. Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams hit Alex Star with a double DDT. Dream Warrior executes a frog splash on Alex Star. Dream Warrior nails Alex Star with a double underhook piledriver. Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans. Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild. Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams hit Alex Star with a double DDT. Bad Dreams comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams hit Alex Star with a double DDT. Tom Tennant comes over, but gets cut off. Bad Dreams takes Alex Star down with a leg lariat. Dream Warrior puts Alex Star in an octopus hold. Jessica Carter comes from behind, but Dream Warrior nails Jessica Carter. Alex Star takes Dream Warrior down with a flip. Alex Star nails Dream Warrior with a series of kicks to the midsection. Alex Star throws Dream Warrior back into the ring. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is really behind Alex Star. Alex Star gets a stomach claw on Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dream Warrior breaks the hold after 6 seconds. Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams. Dream Warrior goes for a back suplex, but Alex Star turns in mid-air and lands on him. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Dream Warrior rolls out of the ring. Bad Dreams hits a dragon suplex on Alex Star. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. He returns with a frying pan. Bad Dreams hits him with the frying pan. The crowd is really behind Bad Dreams. Bowen Murphy throws the frying pan out of the ring. Bad Dreams gives the sign for the Good Night Irene. Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on Alex Star. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Jessica Carter distracts Bowen Murphy. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. He returns with a wooden baseball bat. Bad Dreams takes a swing at Alex Star with the wooden baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Alex Star snatches the wooden baseball bat from him. Alex Star hits him with the wooden baseball bat. The crowd is going crazy. Alex Star tags out to Enforcer. Enforcer throws Bad Dreams out of the ring. Enforcer goes through the ropes. The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Enforcer. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bad Dreams knocks Enforcer into the ringsteps. The crowd is really behind Bad Dreams. Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior hits a DDT on Enforcer. Bad Dreams executes a flying elbowdrop on Enforcer. Bad Dreams is handed a branding iron. Bad Dreams hits him with the branding iron. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Enforcer ducks out of the way. Enforcer whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. Enforcer whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. DOOM comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM executes a football tackle on Bad Dreams. Enforcer takes Bad Dreams down with a bridging back suplex. Enforcer and DOOM hit Bad Dreams with a double flying kneedrop. Dream Warrior comes over, but gets cut off. DOOM executes an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Bad Dreams. Enforcer goes for a flying kneedrop, but The Dream Coach shoves him off the turnbuckle. A fan at ringside badmouths Enforcer. Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM comes over and lays out Dream Warrior. Enforcer and DOOM hit Bad Dreams with a double legsweep. Enforcer uses a piledriver on Bad Dreams. Enforcer throws Bad Dreams back into the ring. Enforcer tags out to DOOM. Enforcer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. DOOM and Enforcer hit Bad Dreams with a double legsweep. Enforcer leaves the ring. DOOM hits Bad Dreams with neck-scissors. DOOM uses a double-axhandle chop on Bad Dreams. DOOM hits Bad Dreams. Numerous fans are using DOOM for target practice. DOOM hits Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams punches DOOM. DOOM kicks Bad Dreams. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. DOOM kicks Bad Dreams. DOOM locks Bad Dreams in an octopus hold. There is no referee there to ask Bad Dreams. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Bad Dreams is struggling to reach the ropes. Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 30 seconds. DOOM throws Bad Dreams out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. DOOM knocks Bad Dreams into the ringsteps. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM and Enforcer hit Bad Dreams with a double flying kneedrop. Dream Warrior comes over, but gets cut off. Enforcer goes for a lariat, but Bad Dreams counters it with an armbar submission . Bad Dreams executes a flying elbowdrop on DOOM. The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer comes over and lays out Dream Warrior. Enforcer hits a piledriver on Bad Dreams. DOOM uses a flying kneedrop on Bad Dreams. DOOM hits a double-axhandle chop on Bad Dreams. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior comes over and lays out Enforcer. Dream Warrior hits a jumping DDT on DOOM. Bad Dreams executes a flying dropkick on DOOM. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but DOOM nails The Dream Coach. Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on DOOM. Bad Dreams sets up a table. Bad Dreams hits a flying forearm on DOOM. Bad Dreams executes the Good Night Irene on DOOM on the concrete floor. DOOM is out cold. The crowd is really behind Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams throws DOOM back into the ring. Bad Dreams nails DOOM with a Hotshot. The crowd is really behind Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams nails DOOM with a forearm to the back. Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip DOOM into the ropes. They hit DOOM with a double backdrop. Enforcer enters the ring and lays out Bad Dreams. Enforcer is eliciting a sizable round of boos. Enforcer goes for a lariat, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Bad Dreams hits Enforcer with a legsweep faceslam. Enforcer leaves the ring. Bad Dreams uses an earringer on Enforcer. Bad Dreams hits a monkey flip on Enforcer. Bad Dreams goes for neck-scissors, but Enforcer ducks out of the way. Enforcer executes the Life Buster on Bad Dreams. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Dream Warrior makes the save. Enforcer takes Bad Dreams down with a backdrop driver. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Dream Warrior makes the save. Bad Dreams attempts to place Enforcer on the turnbuckle, but Enforcer blocks it. Bad Dreams throws Enforcer out of the ring. Bad Dreams goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior nails Enforcer with a jumping elbow thrust. Bad Dreams nails Enforcer with a dragon suplex. Dream Warrior hits a jumping elbow thrust on Enforcer. Bad Dreams uses a legsweep faceslam on Enforcer. Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior hit Enforcer with a double DDT. Bad Dreams goes for a monkey flip, but Enforcer blocks it. The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Enforcer. Bad Dreams nails Enforcer with a legsweep faceslam. Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM comes over and lays out Dream Warrior. DOOM uses a kick to the head on Bad Dreams. Enforcer uses a crotch slam on Bad Dreams. Enforcer whips Bad Dreams into the guardrail. DOOM comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM goes for a football tackle, but Bad Dreams side-steps and DOOM only hits air. Bad Dreams hits Enforcer with a legsweep faceslam. Bad Dreams is handed the aluminum baseball bat. Bad Dreams hits him with the aluminum baseball bat. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams throws Enforcer back into the ring. Bad Dreams brings the the aluminum baseball bat into the ring. Bad Dreams hits him with the aluminum baseball bat. Bad Dreams whips Enforcer into the ropes, but Enforcer reverses it. Enforcer nails Bad Dreams with an inverted atomic drop. Enforcer uses a double-axhandle chop on Bad Dreams. Enforcer takes Bad Dreams down with a front slam. Enforcer is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, The Dream Coach distracts Bowen Murphy. Enforcer throws Bad Dreams out of the ring. Enforcer goes through the ropes. A fan at ringside badmouths Enforcer. DOOM comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior comes over, but gets cut off. DOOM hits Bad Dreams with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker. Enforcer and DOOM hit Bad Dreams with a double legsweep. Dream Warrior gets back up, but gets cut off. Enforcer and DOOM hit Bad Dreams with a double flying kneedrop. Enforcer goes for a flying kneedrop, but The Dream Coach shoves him off the turnbuckle. Enforcer is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The Dream Coach comes from behind, but Enforcer nails The Dream Coach. Bad Dreams whips Enforcer into the guardrail. Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior hits a jumping elbow thrust on Enforcer. Bad Dreams hits Enforcer with a legsweep faceslam. Bad Dreams sets up Enforcer on the table. Bad Dreams executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Enforcer counters it with a backward kick. Enforcer uses a front slam on Bad Dreams. Enforcer takes Bad Dreams down with a facerake. DOOM comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior comes over, but gets cut off. DOOM hits Bad Dreams with a football tackle. Enforcer goes for an inside cradle, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams sets up a table. Bad Dreams goes for an earringer, but Enforcer counters it with a backdrop. Enforcer hits Bad Dreams with a kneelift. Enforcer knocks Bad Dreams into the ringsteps. The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Enforcer. Bad Dreams knocks Enforcer into the ringsteps. Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one. Dream Warrior hits Enforcer with a jumping elbow thrust. Bad Dreams uses a dragon suplex on Enforcer. Bad Dreams is handed a motor cycle helmet. Bad Dreams hits him with the motor cycle helmet. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams sets up Enforcer on the table. Bad Dreams executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle through the table. The table is broken in half. Bad Dreams hits a Hotshot on Enforcer. Dream Warrior comes over to make it two-on-one. Bad Dreams executes a flying elbowdrop on Enforcer. Bad Dreams goes for the Good Night Irene, but Enforcer counters it with a backward kick. Enforcer throws Bad Dreams back into the ring. Enforcer brings the table into the ring. Dream Warrior enters the ring. Bad Dreams lifts Enforcer up. Dream Warrior nails Enforcer with the Insomnia From Hell and goes for the pin. The crowd is going crazy. There is no referee to count. Bowen Murphy is back on the job. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. Enforcer has been eliminated. The crowd is going crazy. The winners are The Nightmare Express. Time of match: 0:16:03 VIOLET: Well, the champs haven_t even entered the ring yet in this one, but Nightmare Express pull off a bit of an upset of their own by defeating the VERY formidable D2K. JAKE: Yeah, but as you said, the champs have been watching and resting for 13 minutes or so after they started the match. Bad elimination match strategy by the other 2 teams. They lock up. Dream Warrior sets up Alex Star on the table. Dream Warrior executes a flying legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Dream Warrior has the crowd going wild. Bad Dreams enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bad Dreams executes a leg lariat on Alex Star. Dream Warrior goes for a dragon suplex, but Alex Star blocks it. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. Alex Star locks Dream Warrior in the torture rack. Dream Warrior tries to escape the hold. Dream Warrior is writhing in pain. Bowen Murphy checks Dream Warrior's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Dream Warrior fights his way out of the hold after 25 seconds. Dream Warrior kicks Alex Star. Dream Warrior chops Alex Star. Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior whip Alex Star into the ropes. They hit Alex Star with a double elbowsmash. Dream Warrior leaves the ring. Bad Dreams places Alex Star on the turnbuckle. Bad Dreams uses a belly-to-back superplex on Alex Star. Bad Dreams hits Alex Star with a Hotshot. Bad Dreams is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, kickout. Bad Dreams goes for a bulldog headlock, but Alex Star counters it with a back suplex. Alex Star tags out to Tom Tennant. Dream Warrior enters the ring, but gets cut off. Alex Star places Bad Dreams on the turnbuckle. Alex Star hits a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Bad Dreams. Tom Tennant uses a flying fistdrop on Bad Dreams. Dream Warrior gets back up, but gets cut off. Tom Tennant and Alex Star whip Bad Dreams into the ropes. They hit Bad Dreams with a double fist to the midsection. Tom Tennant and Alex Star whip Bad Dreams into the ropes. They hit Bad Dreams with a double kick to the midsection. Alex Star leaves the ring. Tom Tennant whips Bad Dreams into the ropes. Bad Dreams hits Tom Tennant with a kick. Bad Dreams puts Tom Tennant in a grapevine. Tom Tennant tries to escape the hold. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Tom Tennant into the ropes. They hit Tom Tennant with a double elbowsmash. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. Dream Warrior whips Tom Tennant into the turnbuckle. Dream Warrior charges in with a handspring into a Frankensteiner. Dream Warrior tags out to Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams and Dream Warrior whip Tom Tennant into the ropes. They hit Tom Tennant with a double kick to the midsection. Dream Warrior leaves the ring. Bad Dreams goes for a flying dropkick, but Tom Tennant counters it with a dropkick. Tom Tennant puts Bad Dreams in a grapevine. Bad Dreams reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tom Tennant runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant hits Bad Dreams with a shoulderblock. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant goes for a snap mare, but Bad Dreams blocks it. Bad Dreams nails Tom Tennant with a dragon suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Bad Dreams executes a Russian legsweep on Tom Tennant. Bad Dreams goes for a flying dropkick, but Tom Tennant counters it with a dropkick. Tom Tennant whips Bad Dreams into the ropes, but Bad Dreams reverses it. Bad Dreams hits Tom Tennant with an elbow. Bad Dreams nails Tom Tennant with a DDT. There are lots of chants for Bad Dreams. Bad Dreams hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Tom Tennant. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bad Dreams goes for a bulldog headlock, but Tom Tennant counters it with a low blow. Tom Tennant goes for the Survivor Plunge, but The Dream Coach shoves him off the turnbuckle. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Bad Dreams tags out to Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior and Bad Dreams whip Tom Tennant into the ropes. They hit Tom Tennant with a double backdrop. Bad Dreams leaves the ring. Dream Warrior goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Tom Tennant counters it with a backdrop. The Dream Coach enters the ring and hits Tom Tennant with the clipboard. The crowd is on its feet cheering for Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior goes for a lariat, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant takes Dream Warrior down with a bulldog headlock. Tom Tennant tags Alex Star. Alex Star lifts Dream Warrior up. Tom Tennant nails Dream Warrior with the Supernova and goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, three. Dream Warrior has been eliminated. The boos are resurfacing again. The winners are Celestial Survival. Time of match: 0:21:18 ~~~~~ VIOLET: A very good battle to round that match out, but the Nightmare Express JUST come up a bit short as Celestial Survival retain the titles JAKE: Well, no matter what happens in the rest of the night, I think Star and Tennant have done a damn good job....despite the fact that I despise this whole goody-goody thing that Star and Speed are trying to pull with their stable. VIOLET: There are so few good guys out there these days. As pop singer Bonnie Tyler said in the 1980_s, "I Need A Hero" JAKE: Uhhhh, stop scaring people, Vi. VIOLET: Oh, you don_t remember the 80_s? JAKE: I do....but there_s no need to relive them. VIOLET: Well, fine then. The IC Title is up for grabs in an elimination match. Current champ Son Goku pulled a HUGE upset over Shawn Michaels in order to gain the IC belt, and so Michaels got thrown into the mix for this match which was supposed to be Monarch one on one against Goku. JAKE: I guess the AGWs response to the rumors of backstage troubles with Michaels and Monarch is to put them in a match together. *sarcastically* Yeah....good call, championship committee. Buncha morons. VIOLET: Aren_t you on that committee? JAKE: Yeah, but I was in L.A. doing promo work so there! ~~~~~ This match is a no-DQ-no countout elimination match. It is for the AGW Intercontinental Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Rose Morris, Alex DiGiacomo and Wonder Woman... Hailing from San Antonio, TX... Weighing in at 249 pounds... "Brought to you by Pepsi One" Shawn Michaels His opponent... Led to the ring by Lou Cipher... Hailing from The Streets Of America... Weighing in at 285 pounds... Monarch Their opponent... Led to the ring by Klilyn... From Planet Vegeta... Weighing in at 230 pounds... The AGW Intercontinental Champion... Son Goku They lock up. Shawn Michaels goes for a hiptoss, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels throws Monarch out of the ring. Shawn Michaels goes through the ropes. Shawn Michaels knocks Monarch into the ringpost. Shawn Michaels further incites the crowd. Shawn Michaels goes for the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick, but Monarch counters it with a legsweep. Monarch is handed a beer bottle. Monarch hits him with the beer bottle. A small "Monarch" chant is being started. Monarch whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail. Shawn Michaels is busted wide open. Monarch throws Shawn Michaels back into the ring. Monarch nails Shawn Michaels with a kneedrop. Monarch tags out to Son Goku. Son Goku nails Shawn Michaels with a cartwheel kick. Son Goku takes Shawn Michaels down with a knee to the back. Son Goku whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Son Goku hits an enzuigiri on Shawn Michaels. Son Goku is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Shawn Michaels begs off. Son Goku locks Shawn Michaels in a full nelson. Shawn Michaels is valiantly trying to break the hold. Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Son Goku runs into the ropes. Shawn Michaels hits Son Goku with an elbow. Shawn Michaels tags out to Monarch. Monarch attempts to place Son Goku on the turnbuckle, but Son Goku blocks it. Monarch uses a German suplex on Son Goku. Monarch hits a German suplex on Son Goku. Monarch hits a German suplex on Son Goku. Monarch executes a German suplex on Son Goku. Monarch uses a German suplex on Son Goku. A portion of the crowd is cheering Monarch. Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!". A portion of the crowd is cheering Monarch. Monarch executes a German suplex on Son Goku. Monarch executes a German suplex on Son Goku. Monarch goes for a German suplex, but Son Goku counters it with a backward kick. Son Goku punches Monarch. Monarch chops Son Goku. Monarch is starting to get more cheers than boos. Son Goku punches Monarch. Son Goku punches Monarch. Son Goku has the crowd going wild. Son Goku executes a dropkick on Monarch. Monarch whips Son Goku into the turnbuckle. Monarch catches Son Goku totally by surprise. Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Son Goku. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Klilyn puts Son Goku's foot on the rope. Monarch catches Son Goku in the torture rack. Son Goku is valiantly trying to break the hold. Monarch lets go after 15 seconds. Monarch uses a fist to the midsection on Son Goku. Monarch tags out to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels nails Son Goku with a forearm smash. Shawn Michaels hits Son Goku. Shawn Michaels is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Son Goku kicks Shawn Michaels. The crowd is going crazy. Shawn Michaels chops Son Goku. Shawn Michaels is being booed like there is no tomorrow. Son Goku chops Shawn Michaels. The crowd is going crazy. Son Goku chops Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels goes for a hiptoss, but Son Goku counters it with a choke sleeper . Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Son Goku tags out to Monarch. Monarch goes for a lariat, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels whips Monarch into the ropes. Monarch takes Shawn Michaels down with a lariat. Monarch whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Monarch hits a hiptoss on Shawn Michaels. Monarch runs into the ropes. Shawn Michaels executes a dropkick on Monarch. Shawn Michaels goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch executes a low blow on Shawn Michaels. Monarch whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Monarch uses a lariat on Shawn Michaels. Monarch hits Shawn Michaels with an elbowdrop. Monarch uses a hiptoss on Shawn Michaels. Monarch is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Monarch takes Shawn Michaels down with a falling splash. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Monarch takes Shawn Michaels down with a short clothesline. The crowd is cheering on Monarch. Monarch leaves the ring. He returns with a beer bottle. Monarch hits him with the beer bottle. Darren Lloyd throws the beer bottle out of the ring. Shawn Michaels begs off. Monarch nails Shawn Michaels with the Jackhammer. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Shawn Michaels begs off. Monarch goes for a choke slam, but Shawn Michaels counters it with an elbowsmash . Shawn Michaels takes Monarch down with a German suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels takes Monarch down with a piledriver. Shawn Michaels uses an inverted atomic drop on Monarch. The ring is quickly filling up with debris. Shawn Michaels hits Monarch with a forearm smash. Shawn Michaels goes for a headlock takedown, but Monarch counters it with a back suplex. Monarch hits the Jackhammer on Shawn Michaels. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Monarch goes for a headbutt, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels chops Monarch. Monarch hits Shawn Michaels. There are lots of chants for Monarch. Shawn Michaels hits Monarch. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Shawn Michaels nails Monarch with a piledriver. Shawn Michaels takes Monarch down with a back suplex. Shawn Michaels whips Monarch into the ropes. Monarch uses a lariat on Shawn Michaels. Monarch is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Monarch goes for a Gorilla Press, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a sunset flip. Shawn Michaels uses the ropes for leverage. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, he sees it. Shawn Michaels nails Monarch with an inverted atomic drop. Shawn Michaels goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch goes for a German suplex, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels goes for a headlock takedown, but Monarch throws him off. Monarch goes for a powerslam, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a sunset flip. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels is bleeding profusely. Monarch goes for a headbutt, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels chops Monarch. Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring. Monarch kicks Shawn Michaels. There are lots of chants for Monarch. Monarch hits Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels hits Monarch. The decibel level in the building is unbelievable. Shawn Michaels punches Monarch. Shawn Michaels hits a German suplex on Monarch. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels goes for a German suplex, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch uses the Michinoku Driver on Shawn Michaels. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Monarch gives the sign for the Fall Of Western Civilization. Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Shawn Michaels. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo puts Shawn Michaels's foot on the rope. Shawn Michaels begs off. Monarch executes the Jackhammer on Shawn Michaels. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Shawn Michaels has been eliminated. There are lots of chants for Monarch. The winner is Monarch. Time of match: 0:09:40 VIOLET: Could THAT have been a bit of a message to Mark Paris and Bill Goldberg? As Monarch uses Goldberg_s move, the Jackhammer to finish Shawn Michaels off. JAKE: I think Monarch was not so much worried about making a statement as he was slamming Michaels really, really, really hard to the ground. They lock up. Monarch runs into the ropes. Monarch hits Son Goku with a clothesline. Monarch takes Son Goku down with a reverse DDT. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Monarch whips Son Goku into the ropes, but Son Goku reverses it. Son Goku hits Monarch with a clothesline. Son Goku executes the Cyclone Kick on Monarch. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Son Goku executes a series of punches on Monarch. Son Goku whips Monarch into the ropes. Son Goku goes for a series of knees, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch punches Son Goku. Monarch acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Monarch punches Son Goku. Monarch is starting to get more cheers than boos. Son Goku kicks Monarch. The crowd is going crazy. Son Goku takes Monarch down with a dragon suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Son Goku goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Monarch counters it with a punch. Monarch hits a backdrop driver on Son Goku. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Monarch takes Son Goku down with an inverted atomic drop. Monarch locks Son Goku in an armbar submission. Son Goku is valiantly trying to break the hold. Son Goku reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Monarch hits the Michinoku Driver on Son Goku. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Monarch hits Son Goku with the Jackhammer. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Klilyn puts Son Goku's foot on the rope. Monarch gives the sign for the Fall Of Western Civilization. Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Son Goku. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Klilyn distracts Darren Lloyd. Monarch runs into the ropes. Son Goku hits Monarch with a cartwheel kick. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Son Goku punches Monarch. Son Goku chops Monarch. Son Goku has the crowd going wild. Monarch chops Son Goku. Monarch acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Monarch hits Son Goku. Monarch acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Monarch uses a power bomb on Son Goku. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Klilyn distracts Darren Lloyd. Son Goku executes a flying forearm on Monarch. Son Goku gives the sign for the Kamehameha. Son Goku executes the Kamehameha on Monarch. Son Goku goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Son Goku leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Son Goku runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Son Goku executes a kick to the head on Monarch. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Son Goku throws Monarch out of the ring. Son Goku jumps onto him with suicide dropkick. Lou Cipher comes from behind and distracts Son Goku. They're brawling inside the ring area. Monarch is handed the brass knuckles. Monarch hits him with the brass knuckles. Monarch acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Monarch sets up a table. Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!". Monarch is starting to get more cheers than boos. Monarch hits him with the brass knuckles. Monarch is starting to get more cheers than boos. Monarch sets up Son Goku on the table. Monarch tries to drive Son Goku through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Son Goku whips Monarch into the guardrail. Lou Cipher comes from behind and distracts Son Goku. Monarch is handed a trash can. Monarch hits him with the trash can. Monarch acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Monarch hits the T-bone suplex on Son Goku. Monarch hits him with the trash can. Monarch acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. They're brawling inside the ring area. Son Goku sets up the chair. Son Goku hits Monarch with a bodyslam onto the chair. Lou Cipher comes from behind and distracts Son Goku. Monarch reenters the ring. Son Goku follows him back in. Monarch whips Son Goku into the ropes, but Son Goku reverses it. Son Goku catches Monarch totally by surprise. The chants for Son Goku are deafening. Son Goku executes the Kamehameha on Monarch. The chants for Son Goku are deafening. Son Goku goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Lou Cipher puts Monarch's foot on the rope. Son Goku goes for a palm blow, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch executes the Jackhammer on Son Goku. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Klilyn distracts Darren Lloyd. Son Goku whips Monarch into the ropes. Son Goku misses with a shoulderblock. Monarch hits Son Goku with a kick. Monarch is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Monarch leaves the ring. He returns with a golf club. Monarch takes a swing at Son Goku with the golf club, but he gets out of the way. Son Goku snatches the golf club from him. Son Goku hits him with the golf club. The chants for Son Goku are deafening. Monarch is busted wide open. Son Goku goes for a dragon suplex, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch nails Son Goku with a kick to the head. Monarch seemingly enjoys the boos. Monarch kicks Son Goku. Son Goku kicks Monarch. Son Goku hits Monarch. The crowd is behind Son Goku all the way. Monarch chops Son Goku. Monarch seemingly enjoys the boos. Monarch hits Son Goku. Son Goku kicks Monarch. Monarch chops Son Goku. Son Goku hits Monarch. The crowd is giving Son Goku a standing ovation. Son Goku chops Monarch. Son Goku goes for a flying forearm, but Monarch ducks out of the way. Monarch kicks Son Goku. Monarch is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Monarch punches Son Goku. Monarch punches Son Goku. Monarch is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Monarch chokes him with a golf club. Monarch gives the sign for the Fall Of Western Civilization. Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Son Goku. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Son Goku has been eliminated. Monarch is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. The winner is Monarch. Time of match: 0:16:15 ~~~~~ VIOLET: The crowd is just booing him because Son Goku is a perennial fan favorite. However, we have a NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION and his name is Monarch. JAKE: *under his breath* it only took him 10 tries VIOLET: What did you say? JAKE: I said how much I liked Lord Of The Flies. Good book. VIOLET: Oh. Monarch got the pin on both Shawn Michaels and Son Goku in dominating fashion. JAKE: I don_t think Monarch is worried about fashion. VIOLET: You really are getting weirder as the night has gone on. JAKE: Blame it on this Canadian wine. VIOLET: How do you feel about Monarch holding the IC Title? JAKE: I feel it is a bit overdue, but he had enough goes at it. He_s a damn imposing presence, and so I think he makes a good IC Champ. It might cause trouble though if Mark Payne can_t win the Ringmaster tournament tonight. He might have to go for the IC Title otherwise. VIOLET: Good point, and speaking of Mark Payne and the Ringmaster....we have the finals right here, right now!! Only two more matches tonight folks, involving 4 of the greatest wrestlers the sport has ever seen. Alex Star and Mark Payne are in the finals of the Ringmaster tournament and now they will fight it out. Let_s go to ring announcer, Johnny Blaze! ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jessica Carter... From Malibu, California... Weighing in at 273 pounds... "Mr. Main Event" Alex Star His opponent... Led to the ring by Lollipop... From Allentown, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 287 pounds... "The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne They lock up. Mark Payne goes for a cradle DDT, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Alex Star goes through the ropes. Alex Star goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way. Mark Payne sets up a table. Mark Payne sets up Alex Star on the table. Mark Payne tries to drive Alex Star through the table with a senton, but he blocks it. Alex Star reenters the ring. Mark Payne follows him back in. VIOLET: Payne attempted to crush Star through a table, but Star simply kept Payne from flipping forward. Alex Star goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Mark Payne counters it with a rana. Mark Payne pulls the tights. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Alex Star with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne nails Alex Star with a low blow. Mark Payne hits a low blow on Alex Star. Mark Payne whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Mark Payne executes a dropkick to the groin on Alex Star. The crowd is cheering on Mark Payne. JAKE: What is with Mark Payne_s groin fetish. He worried that Star has a bigger package than him or something? VIOLET: Only one woman knows that for sure, and that_s Lollipop. Mark Payne is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. The crowd is cheering on Mark Payne. Mark Payne leaves the ring. He returns with an acoustic guitar. Mark Payne whips Alex Star into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Alex Star with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. Mark Payne is getting a good reaction from the crowd. JAKE: Yeah, this isn_t a messed up world. A guy stands on the ropes to yell at the crowd and they cheer him. Hey, you know who else used to stand on the second rope and yell at the crowd? VIOLET: Who? JAKE: The Brooklyn Brawler. Hmmmm, I wonder........ Mark Payne hits him with the acoustic guitar. The crowd is cheering on Mark Payne. Mark Payne nails Alex Star with a dropkick to the groin. Mark Payne is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. The crowd is cheering on Mark Payne. Mark Payne goes for a buzzkiller, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star locks Mark Payne in a testicle claw. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. JAKE: All right, we might as well have an AC/DC song playing throughout this whole damn match....as long as it_s one of their dozens of songs about balls. Alex Star whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne executes a Death Valley Driver on Alex Star. Mark Payne is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mark Payne leaves the ring. He returns with the brass knuckles. Mark Payne takes Alex Star down with a choke bomb. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne goes for a fisherman buster, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne hits a swinging neckbreaker on Alex Star. Mark Payne is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mark Payne is going for the pin. VIOLET: Payne has definitely picked up a loyal following of fans in recent weeks, although he still insists he doesn_t care about them. JAKE: That_s what Speed used to say too, and now he turned into Martha Friggin Stewart. VIOLET: Some high impact offense by Payne. Then again, high impact moves are synonymous with both men. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.. Mark Payne is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Mark Payne takes a swing at Alex Star with the brass knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Alex Star snatches the brass knuckles from him. Alex Star hits him with the brass knuckles. Alex Star takes Mark Payne down with a series of kicks to the midsection. Alex Star catches Mark Payne in a stomach claw. Mark Payne tries to escape the hold. Mark Payne breaks the hold after 13 seconds. VIOLET: Word is we have cameras in the back....let_s check them out really fast. (In the parking lot, Monarch and the Payne-paid Xtreme Killers are brawling with Tom Tennant, Speed Racer and Romeo Grant Morris.) JAKE: Looks like none of those guys are gonna be getting involved in this match either. VIOLET: That_s true, this is a bonafide one on one fight! Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Alex Star with a flapjack into diamond cutter. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne hits Alex Star with a dropkick to the groin. Mark Payne whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Mark Payne misses with a clothesline. Mark Payne hits Alex Star with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne goes for the Oriental Spike, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Alex Star hits Mark Payne with an elbow. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. Alex Star has the crowd going wild. Alex Star takes Mark Payne down with a jack-knife power bomb. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Alex Star goes for rolling clothesline, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way. Mark Payne whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star hits Mark Payne with a kick. Alex Star executes the Running Forearm Smash on Mark Payne. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Alex Star uses a jack-knife power bomb on Mark Payne. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. VIOLET: An intense flurry by Alex Star, as his jack-knife power bombs have jarred the bones of Mark Payne. JAKE: That was never one of Star_s signature moves, but hey, it works. Alex Star flashes his smile for the fans. The crowd is going crazy. Alex Star puts Mark Payne in the Oriental Spike. Mark Payne tries to escape the hold. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds. Lollipop enters the ring and hits Alex Star with the Loaded purse. Mark Payne goes for a front-layout suplex, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star gets a testicle claw on Mark Payne. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. JAKE: Yeah, Star_s REALLY a straight guy, huh? VIOLET: He is....notice how short he grabs onto the, um, groin. JAKE: No, I_m NOT going to notice. I Refuse to notice!!! Alex Star takes Mark Payne down with a flip. Alex Star catches Mark Payne in the torture rack. Mark Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Payne summons one last burst of energy. Mike Kwolek tells Mark Payne to respond or he'll stop the fight. Mark Payne nods. Mike Kwolek asks Mark Payne if he's had enough. Mark Payne shakes his head. Mike Kwolek asks Mark Payne if he's still there. Mark Payne nods. Mike Kwolek asks Mark Payne if he should stop the fight. Mark Payne shakes his head. Mark Payne tries to fight the pain. Alex Star lets go after 40 seconds. VIOLET: Star really is focusing in on the back of Mark Payne. First, those power bombs and now that lengthy torture rack. JAKE: I tell you, maybe Star really does have a strategy for every match. VIOLET: I told you. Alex Star uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Mark Payne. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Mark Payne. Mark Payne is inching his way towards the ropes. Mark Payne is barely hanging in there. Mike Kwolek asks Mark Payne if he should stop the fight. Mark Payne shakes his head. JAKE: Nah, Payne ain_t gonna give up yet despite his back taking a toll. VIOLET: He is struggling to get out of this painful hold. Mike Kwolek asks Mark Payne if he's had enough. Mark Payne shakes his head. Mark Payne is writhing in pain. Mike Kwolek asks Mark Payne if he's still there. Mark Payne nods. VIOLET: Referee Mike Kwolek doing a great job of asking Payne if he gives up. JAKE: Stop pestering the man, ref! If he gives up, you_ll hear him say so! Mark Payne is inching his way towards the ropes. Mark Payne is close to passing out from the pain. Mike Kwolek asks Mark Payne if he should stop the fight. Mark Payne nods. Mike Kwolek stops the fight after 42 seconds. JAKE: What what what!?!?!?! The crowd is giving Alex Star a standing ovation. The winner is Alex Star. Time of match: 0:07:28 ~~~~~~ VIOLET: Let_s go to ring announcer Johnny Blaze for the results. Ring Announcer Johnny Blaze: Your winner...........and the 2000 Ringmaster - King Of Hearts is.......MR. MAIN EVENT, ALEX STAR!!!!! (the crowd pops huge) VIOLET: Alex Star is your King Of Hearts after a very tough tournament, and congratulations to him as he will get the NEXT shot at the AGW World Title! JAKE: Yeah, Star will put on a good match with either CDogg or Paris, whomever wins the Title Match tonight. Both Payne and Star had an equal difficulty of matches with 2 challenging opponents and one easy one. Star simply came away with the overall win. VIOLET: Wow, the fans are still going wild. Honestly, I am almost glad that Payne_s friends and paid-for protection were brawling with Star_s friends in the back. I didn_t want to see any of those guys come out to intervene in the great matchup. I see way too many screwjobs. JAKE: Your the Prez, do something about them. VIOLET: Well, thing is, they are a part of wrestling. JAKE: Well, whatcha whining for then, babe? VIOLET: I guess you_re right. Well, enough talk. The time for talking is over and the Main Event is here! Chocolate Thunder essentially won TWO Top contendor matches to get this shot and here we are, as he is going to face off with Mark Paris. JAKE: The Champ has had some injuries that he nursed over the last month, that_s why his schedule hasn_t exactly been challenging. Then again, from the outset Speed said that the World Title would only be defended sporadically. VIOLET: That_s true. Mark Paris with one of his toughest matches to date next with the World Title hanging in the balance!!! Lets go to Johnny Blaze for the ring intros. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Lil' Flava... From Cripple Creek, Colorado... Weighing in at 236 pounds... "Tha' Genuine Athlete, CDogg" Chocolate Thunder His opponent... Led to the ring by Rachel Morris and Jenna Jameson... From Cleveland, Ohio... Weighing in at 237 pounds... The AGW World Champion... "The Hardcore Revolutionary" Mark Paris They lock up. Mark Paris begs off. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Chocolate Thunder takes Mark Paris down with a dropkick. Chocolate Thunder hits an enzuigiri on Mark Paris. (The crowd turns it's attention away from the ring for a moment as Bill Goldberg makes his way down to ringside. The ringside fans get mouthy and some cups are thrown in his direction, but Goldberg simply stands at ringside, fixing his icy stare directly on Chocolate Thunder.) VIOLET: And the outside assistance starts already, as Bill Goldberg is making his presence known to Chocolate Thunder. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Chocolate Thunder. Ken Goad removes the chair from the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Paris. Mark Paris hits a Death Valley Driver on Chocolate Thunder. A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Paris. Mark Paris executes a back heel kick on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris hits Chocolate Thunder with a football tackle. A portion of the crowd is cheering Mark Paris. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder misses with a shoulderblock. Mark Paris nails Chocolate Thunder with the Hardcore Revolution. A portion of the crowd is booing Mark Paris. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder is valiantly trying to break the hold. Chocolate Thunder tries to escape the hold. Chocolate Thunder is close to passing out from the pain. Ken Goad checks Chocolate Thunder's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Chocolate Thunder fights his way out of the hold after 34 seconds. VIOLET: Mark Paris attempted to end this match early with the Extreme Measure, but CDogg will never give up that easily. Chocolate Thunder puts Mark Paris in a guillotine choke. Mark Paris breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Mark Paris goes for a Tombstone, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder hits Mark Paris with Chocolate Bomb. The crowd is wildly cheering Chocolate Thunder with only a few scattered boos audible. Chocolate Thunder catches Mark Paris in a dragon sleeper. Mark Paris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Chocolate Thunder executes a side step on Mark Paris. The crowd is wildly cheering Chocolate Thunder with only a few scattered boos audible. Chocolate Thunder whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris hits a back heel kick on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris goes for a power bomb, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a small package. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. After several minutes of ecstatic cheering, the capacity crowd suddenly falls into a deep hush... A low murmur of whispers falls over the audience. MARK PARIS and CHOCOLATE THUNDER are somewhat bewildered, but do not pause from their four star match to see what has distracted the fans. After a brief moment of silence, the loudspeakers erupt with the sounds of Canadian punk rock legends "Hard Core Logo" doing their rendition of "Something's Gonna Die Tonight". The fuzzy guitar riff and pounding bass line can only signal one thing... Clad in a pair of of tattered blue jeans, a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey and a mean-ass scowl, we see the figure of the PROFESSIONAL BASTARD himself... BLACKHAWK McKNIGHT! The hometown crowd immediately erupts in a volley of enthusiastic cheers and begins pitching steel folding chairs onto the runway floor. McKNIGHT sprints down to ringside, and grabs a chair which is presented to him by an eager fan. Without so much as breaking his stride, he slides into the ring and floors MARK PARIS with a full overhead swing of his chair. The sickening *thud* of metal meeting bone is enough to startle CHOCOLATE THUNDER, who backs off slightly, waiting to see what McKNIGHT has in mind. His questions are answered as the chair once again meets bone, this time knocking C-DOGG to the canvas. As THUNDER rolls out of the ring to collect his senses, McKNIGHT once again sets his sites on the groggy MARK PARIS. He grabs PARIS by the hair, drags him to the centre of the ring and plants him with short-arm lariat. The dented and bloody chair is placed over the face of the stunned "Hardcore Revolutionary". Much to the delight of the fans, McKNIGHT ascends to the top turnbuckle and draws his thumb across his throat. In what seems like slow motion, McKNIGHT flies off the top rope and drops his elbow, sandwiching MARK PARIS' face between canvas and unforgiving steel. After the carnage is over McKNIGHT slides out of the ring, grabs a beer from a nearby vendor, and heads back to the dressing room. Just before leaving he turns to the crowd, raises his beer in the air, and downs it in one long chug. VIOLET: Oh my gosh!!! I forgot that we were in the hometown of former AGW IC, Anything Goes and World Tag Champ, Blackhawk McKnight!! JAKE: Looks like everyone else did too, but he made his presence felt to both guys. AGW Security is escorting McKnight out but his damage is already done. VIOLET: I woner what problems McKnight has with Mark Paris though. JAKE: I think only McKnight, in his drunken stupor, knows for sure. And what the hell is up with that Canadian punk music he played. Instead of "Oy Oy Oy!" they went "Eh Eh Eh!" Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Rachel Morris trips Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder nails Mark Paris with a side step. Chocolate Thunder takes Mark Paris down with a German suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Chocolate Thunder executes a German suplex on Mark Paris. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Chocolate Thunder complains about a slow count. Chocolate Thunder puts Mark Paris in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Mark Paris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Chocolate Thunder locks Mark Paris in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. VIOLET: That submission hold worked on Most Holy in the Ringmaster tournament and Chocolate Thunder is trying to take the legs of Paris out from under him. JAKE: Hey, that_s a good strategy. He has only had WEEKS to come up with a strategy of some sort. But Paris is still rocking from that attack by Blackhawk. Chocolate Thunder goes for the Mad Hops Superkick, but Mark Paris counters with a duck-down move. Bill Goldberg enters the ring and lays out Chocolate Thunder. (Paris and Goldberg proceed to put the boots to CDogg, and the crowd is NOT happy about it. The fans reaction suddenly gets mixed, however, as Most Holy makes his way down to ringside, followed by the rest of the LoS. Paris and Goldberg stop the assault, and watch as the Lords of the Summit surround the ring. Paris says something to Goldberg; although he doesn't look happy about it, the big man grudgingly leaves the ring. CDogg pulls himself back to his feet, and the match continues...) VIOLET: Looks like the LoS is sick of seeing Paris and Goldberg doubleteam Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris places Chocolate Thunder on the turnbuckle. Mark Paris nails Chocolate Thunder with a belly-to-back superplex. Mark Paris places Chocolate Thunder on the turnbuckle. Mark Paris nails Chocolate Thunder with a belly-to-back superplex. Mark Paris seemingly enjoys the boos. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the turnbuckle. Mark Paris charges in with an avalanche, but Chocolate Thunder moves out of the way. Chocolate Thunder gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on Mark Paris. Mark Paris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder locks Mark Paris in an armbar submission. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris begs off. Chocolate Thunder throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris reenters the ring. Chocolate Thunder follows him back in. Mark Paris goes for a Samoan Drop, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a sunset flip. Ken Goad counts: One, two, KICKOUT. VIOLET: CDogg tried to sneak a sunset flip and quick pin in there, but referee Ken Goad was slightly out of position and Mark Paris looks like he has a surge of adrenaline to boot. JAKE: I_m sure he bought his adrenaline from the Ice Cream Man too. VIOLET: Would you stop! Mark Paris takes Chocolate Thunder down with an earringer. Chocolate Thunder begs off. Mark Paris goes for a sleeperhold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder takes Mark Paris down with a dropkick. Chocolate Thunder attempts to place Mark Paris on the turnbuckle, but Mark Paris blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dragon suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a headbutt. Mark Paris catches Chocolate Thunder in a chokehold. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder misses with a clothesline. Mark Paris misses with a clothesline. Mark Paris hits Chocolate Thunder with a shoulderblock. Mark Paris takes Chocolate Thunder down with the screwdriver. Mark Paris seemingly enjoys the boos. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes, but Chocolate Thunder reverses it. Lil' Flava trips Mark Paris. Chocolate Thunder hits a power bomb on Mark Paris. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Paris begs off. Chocolate Thunder attempts to place Mark Paris on the turnbuckle, but Mark Paris blocks it. Chocolate Thunder hits Mark Paris with Chocolate Bomb. The boos are resurfacing again. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dragon sleeper, but Mark Paris counters it with a kick to the head. Mark Paris nails Chocolate Thunder with a tornado DDT. Mark Paris seemingly enjoys the boos. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder comes back and rocks Mark Paris with a kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder hits Mark Paris with a dragon suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. VIOLET: Near fall for Chocolate Thunder, and this is one back and forth matchup. JAKE: Well, Goldberg hasn_t been much of a factor quite yet in this match, at least not ever since the LoS came down to ringside. Chocolate Thunder throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Chocolate Thunder goes through the ropes. Chocolate Thunder knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Chocolate Thunder. Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. Chocolate Thunder sets up a table. Chocolate Thunder sets up Mark Paris on the table. Chocolate Thunder executes a flying elbowdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. The crowd is wildly cheering Chocolate Thunder with only a few scattered boos audible. Chocolate Thunder goes for a DDT, but Mark Paris counters it with a small package. Chocolate Thunder is busted wide open. (Righteous Bounty Hunter sneaks up behind CDogg, throws the noose over his head, and proceeds to attempt to strangle him. Paris stands back and looks on approvingly. That look turns to utter shock, though, when Most Holy interjects himself, pushing RBH away from CDogg. Thunder, still gasping for breath, pulls the noose off as Paris and the Mostest stare each other down.) VIOLET: What was THAT all about? The Bounty Hunter did not hesitate to interfere on behalf of Paris, but does Most Holy not want this? JAKE: For that matter, what the hell DOES Most Holy want? Does he even know? Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Mark Paris executes a bodyslam on Chocolate Thunder. Rachel Morris comes from behind, but Chocolate Thunder nails Rachel Morris. Mark Paris is handed a metal baseball bat. Mark Paris hits him with the metal baseball bat. Mark Paris seemingly enjoys the boos. Mark Paris uses the screwdriver on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris hits a bodyslam on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringsteps. Mark Paris is handed a Nintendo. Mark Paris hits him with the Nintendo. Mark Paris hits him with a Nintendo. Mark Paris hits Chocolate Thunder with a football tackle. Mark Paris hits him with the Nintendo. JAKE: Mark Paris taking out years of Metroid frustration out on ChocoTaco_s skull. VIOLET: Metroid? JAKE: Actually, maybe it was Duck Hunt. Say.....I think the AGW should market a 21st century version of Duck Hunt starring Quackman. VIOLET: Do you mind? We have a match here. A World Title MATCH!!! JAKE: No I don_t mind at all. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder grabs the Nintendo from him. Chocolate Thunder goes for the "Mad Hops" Superkick, but Mark Paris blocks it. Chocolate Thunder hits a backbreaker on Mark Paris. Chocolate Thunder sets up Mark Paris on the table. Chocolate Thunder executes a belly-to-belly superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Chocolate Thunder whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder hits a Northern Lights suplex on Mark Paris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris is handed a Nintendo. Mark Paris takes a swing at Chocolate Thunder with the Nintendo, but he gets out of the way. Chocolate Thunder snatches the Nintendo from him. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the Nintendo. The crowd is wildly cheering Chocolate Thunder with only a few scattered boos audible. Chocolate Thunder goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Jenna Jameson shoves him off the turnbuckle. Ken Goad threatens Mark Paris with disqualification. JAKE: Threaten him with DQs all ya want, ref. Why do they do that? VIOLET: Well, referees still DO have the power to call matches off, that is more or less what they_re warning these guys of. Mark Paris takes a swing at Chocolate Thunder with the Nintendo, but he gets out of the way. Chocolate Thunder snatches the Nintendo from him. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the Nintendo. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris hits him with a Nintendo. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Mark Paris uses a bodyslam on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris hits Chocolate Thunder with a 450 splash. Mark Paris knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringsteps. Jenna Jameson comes from behind, but Chocolate Thunder nails Jenna Jameson. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris grabs a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris goes for a Tombstone, but Chocolate Thunder reverses it. The crowd is wildly cheering Chocolate Thunder with only a few scattered boos audible. Chocolate Thunder sets up Mark Paris on the table. Chocolate Thunder tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Mark Paris is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Mark Paris executes a bodyslam on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris uses a Samoan Drop on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Mark Paris uses a 450 splash on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a cradle suplex. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder throws Mark Paris back into the ring. Chocolate Thunder executes the "Mad Hops" Superkick on Mark Paris. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Jenna Jameson puts Mark Paris's foot on the rope. VIOLET: Mark Paris had a series of moves going, but CDogg counteracted with his Mad Hops Superkick and that was almost over right there. JAKE: Thank god for Jenna and her quick, uhhhhh......thinking. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Mark Paris with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder puts Mark Paris in a single-leg takedown into a leglock. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris begs off. VIOLET: Once again, Chocolate Thunder goes for that leglock. JAKE: Since when did he become a submission wrestler? Chocolate Thunder brags about his bad ass basketball skills. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Chocolate Thunder nails Mark Paris with a chop. Mark Paris begs off. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with a shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder hits Mark Paris with an elbow. Mark Paris executes a Death Valley Driver on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris seemingly enjoys the boos. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. VIOLET: Out of nowhere, Paris lifted CDogg up for the DVD. JAKE: And don_t forget, fans, you can order AGW Ringmaster on DVD in October. Think of an early Christmas present for your loved ones! VIOLET: Don_t tell me you sold out too.....whoa, wait!!! Mark Paris is hooking in the Extreme Measure!!! Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder is inching his way towards the ropes. Chocolate Thunder summons one last burst of energy. Ken Goad tells Chocolate Thunder to respond or he'll stop the fight. Chocolate Thunder nods. Ken Goad asks Chocolate Thunder if he's still there. Chocolate Thunder nods. Chocolate Thunder is inching his way towards the ropes. Chocolate Thunder is writhing in pain. Ken Goad asks Chocolate Thunder if he's had enough. Chocolate Thunder shakes his head. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after 25 seconds. Mark Paris hits the screwdriver on Chocolate Thunder. The boos are resurfacing again. Chocolate Thunder begs off. Chocolate Thunder drives his braced knee into his face. Chocolate Thunder doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting. He goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Jenna Jameson puts Mark Paris's foot on the rope. JAKE: And CDogg tries to use his past injuries as an excuse to drive foreign objects into people_s faces......and I love it!!! VIOLET: Well, both men are forced to pull out all the stops. All the men on the outside of the ring have been quiet throughout, so we can enjoy this great match for what it is. Mark Paris locks Chocolate Thunder in an abdominal stretch. Chocolate Thunder tries to escape the hold. Chocolate Thunder is writhing in pain. Ken Goad asks Chocolate Thunder if he's still there. Chocolate Thunder nods. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Mark Paris catches Chocolate Thunder in a chokehold. Chocolate Thunder reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Mark Paris nails Chocolate Thunder with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mark Paris executes a tiger driver on Chocolate Thunder. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Lil' Flava puts Chocolate Thunder's foot on the rope. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Mark Paris nails Chocolate Thunder with a Death Valley Driver. Mark Paris goes for a 450 splash, but Lil' Flava shoves him off the turnbuckle. All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers. Chocolate Thunder gets a guillotine choke on Mark Paris. Mark Paris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Paris breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder begs off. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder hits Mark Paris with a kick. Chocolate Thunder hits the Liger Bomb on Mark Paris. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... kickout. VIOLET: Close fall there, as the Liger Bomb will stun anybody. Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder misses with an elbow. Mark Paris hits Chocolate Thunder with a backdrop. Mark Paris attempts to place Chocolate Thunder on the turnbuckle, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Mark Paris throws Chocolate Thunder out of the ring. Mark Paris goes through the ropes. Jenna Jameson comes from behind, but Chocolate Thunder nails Jenna Jameson. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Mark Paris hits Chocolate Thunder with a tornado DDT. Mark Paris knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringpost. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Chocolate Thunder on the concrete floor. Mark Paris takes Chocolate Thunder down with a flying elbowdrop. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Lil' Flava comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder hits Mark Paris with a backbreaker. Chocolate Thunder executes a dragon suplex on Mark Paris. Chocolate Thunder goes for the "Mad Hops" Superkick, but Mark Paris blocks it. Chocolate Thunder sets up a table. Chocolate Thunder sets up Mark Paris on the table. Chocolate Thunder tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a power bomb, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Chocolate Thunder nails Mark Paris with a side step. Mark Paris is busted wide open. Chocolate Thunder whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder sets up Mark Paris on the table. Chocolate Thunder tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Chocolate Thunder takes a huge risk!!! And Mark Paris is set to move in for the kill. JAKE: And if anyone knows how to go in for the kill, it_s Paris. Mark Paris doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting. Mark Paris knocks Chocolate Thunder into the ringsteps. Mark Paris whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Mark Paris uses a football tackle on Chocolate Thunder. Mark Paris reenters the ring. Chocolate Thunder follows him back in. Chocolate Thunder executes the "Mad Hops" Superkick and goes for the pin. VIOLET: Out of nowhere, the Mad Hops Superkick, It_s over!!!! Ken Goad counts: One, JAKE: Paris looks unconscious two, VIOLET: That_s it, we will have a new World.... in the ropes..... VIOLET: NO!! Mark Paris put his tiptoes on the bottom rope and the ref saw it. What a show of presence by Mark Paris! JAKE: And Chocolate Thunder cannot believe it. He is shocked! VIOLET: So am I! Both men are on the ground and doing whatever they can to stand up! (Most Holy grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Paris steps back, and watches Most Holy nervously. Goldberg tries to enter the ring, but the LoS subtly let's him know that that wouldn't be such a good idea. The crowd is going absolutely nuts. The Mostest is seething in the ring, staring a hole into Paris. The Hardcore Revolutionary takes another step backwards and holds his hands up in front of him. He seems to be talking to the Mostest; it doesn't seem to be working. Meanwhile, CDogg slowly gets back to his feet; he seems as surprised by this turn of events as Paris is. The crowd has reached a fever pitch, egging the Mostest on. Finally, Most Holy raises the chair up over his head. Paris ducks involuntarily... Most Holy swings with everything he has... ...and LEVELS Chocolate Thunder! The crowd is stunned into silence. Paris looks absolutely shocked. The Mostest gives Paris a slight nod before sliding out of the ring. The Champ still looks stunned, but moves to take advantage of the situation in spite of it...) VIOLET: Oh.......my.........god. JAKE: Ya see, I told you Most Holy was seeing the Dark Side of life. He_ll do anything! Mark Paris nails Chocolate Thunder with a power bomb. VIOLET: A devastating power bomb into a pin....... Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. The crowd is wildly cheering Mark Paris with only a few scattered boos audible. The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:19:36 ~~~~~ VIOLET: And in despicable fashion......Mark Paris retains the title thanks in part to Most Holy. JAKE: Hey, can you hear the fans? They_re actually cheering for Mark Paris. Guess he still has his loyal army of fans too. (Goldberg wastes no time in entering the ring to celebrate with Paris. The crowd is expressing their displeasure in no uncertain terms: BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT! BULL-SHIT!) VIOLET: Is that your idea of a loyal army of fans? JAKE: Man, talk about a confused bunch of people....maybe they thought that Paris was turning good or something......I don_t think THAT is ever gonna happen. (The boos, amazingly enough, actually get louder as Most Holy climbs into the ring. RBH, Sexton, and Isaac follow closely behind him. There is a tense moment as the Mostest and Paris stand nose to nose in the center of the ring...a few words are exchanged, and Paris extends his hand. To the disgust of the crowd, the Mostest accepts it. The two men embrace, and the fans pelt the ring with garbage. Extra security comes out to keep the fans under control as the assembled group in the ring exchange high-fives. Finally, Paris, Mostest, Goldberg, and RBH all climb the turnbuckles and proceed to taunt the crowd. Paris raises the World Title high over his head...) VIOLET: Fans.....I.......I.......am speechless here tonight. Mark Paris and Most Holy are....forming an alliance once again? JAKE: Just like old times.....except they really sucked in old times. But that_s neither here nor there. VIOLET: Fans, Mark Paris has retained the World Title and we are out of time. We hope that you enjoyed this presentation, albeit a shocking one, of AGW Ringmaster - The King Of Hearts! JAKE: Yeah, you got to see two giant stables formed in one night with Star, Tennant and Speed on one end and the new LoS on the other. VIOLET: That is true....and apparent. So, for Jake Reid, my colleague, I am newly crowned AGW President Violet Morris saying so long from gorgeous Toronto, Ontario, Canada!! JAKE: Night folks!!! (a montage of clips are shown throughout the night including the Payne-Star, Monarch-Michaels-Goku, Killers-ATK, and Paris-CDogg matches along with the screen splitting in two showing the two new super alliances on each side of the screen....and then the credits are shown in front of a picture of Mark Paris and Most Holy celebrating on the turnbuckles.) ~~~~~