AGW SIZZLER 9/26/99 Philadelphia Spectrum, Pennsylvania (The AGW logo blazes through the screen followed by fireworks and lasers blasting over the arena as the crowd is going wild. On the RacerTron, the logo of the AGW along with their new TV opening sequence of highlights, including Shawn Michaels dancing in the ring, Terrance Garvin hitting an opponent with the Lithium, the New Death Sensation holding a young fan in the crowd up in the air, raising his hand, Brolly pummeling someone_s face. CDogg hitting the Mad Hops Superkick, The Violators executing the Slaughter of the Innocent, and more. The production value for it is rather high. The camera scans over the crowd, and stops at Speed and Violet .) VIOLET: Welcome everyone to Philadelphia!!! This is AGW Sizzler!!!! I am Violet Morris here with Speed Racer. SPEED: AGW Prez AND wrestler extraordinaire, Speed Racer. VIOLET: Well, at least SOME think so. We have an action packed PPV tonight. Not a lot of fancy matches, but certainly some great ones. SPEED: That_s true. Including me making my return to AGW PPV in an in-ring capacity. Me and HBK will face off with Garvin and some other guy who probably sucks. Also, I promise that you folks will see a surprise you will NOT soon forget. VIOLET: We just have to wait and see. Our first action tonight has Serpent Man and Bobby Skywalker in what should be a bloody Barbed wire matchup. This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Barbed Wire match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Debra... From parts unknown... Weighing in at 234 pounds... Serpent Man His opponent... Led to the ring by Kellie... Hailing from Altus, Oklahoma... Weighing in at 245 pounds... Bobby Skywalker They lock up. Serpent Man uses a dropkick to the knee on Bobby Skywalker. Serpent Man leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Serpent Man runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Serpent Man nails Bobby Skywalker with a jumping DDT. Serpent Man goes for a forearm to the back, but Bobby Skywalker side-steps and Serpent Man only hits air. Bobby Skywalker uses a monkey flip on Serpent Man. Bobby Skywalker hi-fives the fans. Bobby Skywalker hits Serpent Man with a piledriver. Bobby Skywalker uses a German suplex on Serpent Man. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, Bobby Skywalker lifts a shoulder, two, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker hits a power bomb on Serpent Man. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Charlotte Maxwell removes the chair from the ring. Bobby Skywalker throws Serpent Man out of the ring. Bobby Skywalker goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Serpent Man goes for a kick to the thigh, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a dragon screw. Kellie comes from behind, but Serpent Man nails Kellie. Bobby Skywalker hits a power bomb on Serpent Man. Debra comes from behind, but Bobby Skywalker nails Debra. Serpent Man whips Bobby Skywalker into the guardrail. Serpent Man gives him a headbutt, but Bobby Skywalker doesn't even care. Serpent Man is busted wide open. Bobby Skywalker knocks Serpent Man into the ringsteps. Bobby Skywalker goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Serpent Man counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Serpent Man takes Bobby Skywalker down with a forearm to the back. Serpent Man works the crowd. Serpent Man is handed a broom handle. Serpent Man hits him with the broom handle. Serpent Man hits Bobby Skywalker with an earringer. Serpent Man knocks Bobby Skywalker into the ringsteps. Serpent Man reenters the ring. Bobby Skywalker follows him back in. Serpent Man hits a legsweep on Bobby Skywalker. Serpent Man hits a legsweep on Bobby Skywalker. Serpent Man whips Bobby Skywalker into the turnbuckle, but Bobby Skywalker reverses it. Bobby Skywalker whips Serpent Man into the barbed wire. Bobby Skywalker goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Serpent Man counters it with a DDT. Serpent Man works the crowd. Serpent Man whips Bobby Skywalker into the barbed wire. Serpent Man whips Bobby Skywalker into the barbed wire. Serpent Man nails Bobby Skywalker with a belly-to-back suplex. Serpent Man locks Bobby Skywalker in a headscissors submission. Bobby Skywalker is struggling to reach the ropes. Bobby Skywalker reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Serpent Man whips Bobby Skywalker into the barbed wire, but Bobby Skywalker reverses it. Bobby Skywalker takes Serpent Man down with an enzuigiri. Bobby Skywalker throws Serpent Man out of the ring. Bobby Skywalker goes through the ropes. Bobby Skywalker knocks Serpent Man into the ringsteps. Bobby Skywalker whips Serpent Man into the guardrail. Bobby Skywalker takes Serpent Man down with a front slam. Bobby Skywalker hi-fives the fans. Bobby Skywalker is handed the brass knuckles. Bobby Skywalker takes a swing at Serpent Man with the brass knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Serpent Man snatches the brass knuckles from him. Serpent Man hits him with the brass knuckles. Serpent Man sets up a table. Serpent Man takes Bobby Skywalker down with a kneedrop. Serpent Man works the crowd. Serpent Man sets up Bobby Skywalker on the table. Serpent Man tries to drive Bobby Skywalker through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Bobby Skywalker goes for a power bomb, but Serpent Man blocks it. Serpent Man sets up Bobby Skywalker on the table. Serpent Man tries to drive Bobby Skywalker through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bobby Skywalker throws Serpent Man back into the ring. Bobby Skywalker chops Serpent Man. Bobby Skywalker hits Serpent Man. Bobby Skywalker whips Serpent Man into the barbed wire. Bobby Skywalker executes a dragon suplex on Serpent Man. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, shoulder up. Bobby Skywalker rakes Serpent Man's face across the barbed wire. Bobby Skywalker takes Serpent Man down with a backspin DDT. Bobby Skywalker goes for a half Boston, but Serpent Man blocks it. Serpent Man throws Bobby Skywalker out of the ring. Serpent Man goes through the ropes. Serpent Man is handed a sledgehammer. Serpent Man hits him with the sledgehammer. Serpent Man nails Bobby Skywalker with a kick to the head. Debra comes from behind, but Bobby Skywalker nails Debra. Serpent Man is handed a sheet of glass. Serpent Man hits him with the sheet of glass. Serpent Man goes for a kick to the thigh, but Bobby Skywalker blocks it. Bobby Skywalker executes a dragon suplex on Serpent Man. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bobby Skywalker knocks Serpent Man into the ringpost. Debra comes from behind and distracts Bobby Skywalker. Serpent Man knocks Bobby Skywalker into the ringsteps. Serpent Man sets up Bobby Skywalker on the table. Serpent Man executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Kellie comes from behind and distracts Serpent Man. Bobby Skywalker nails Serpent Man with a frog splash. Bobby Skywalker knocks Serpent Man into the ringsteps. Bobby Skywalker sets up a table. Bobby Skywalker whips Serpent Man into the guardrail. Bobby Skywalker hits Serpent Man with a kneeling headbutt. Bobby Skywalker executes the Skyliner on Serpent Man on the concrete floor. Bobby Skywalker grabs a chair. Bobby Skywalker sets up the chair. Bobby Skywalker goes for a piledriver, but Serpent Man blocks it. Serpent Man throws Bobby Skywalker back into the ring. Serpent Man brings the table into the ring. Serpent Man nails Bobby Skywalker with a fist to the midsection. Serpent Man takes Bobby Skywalker down with a chop. Serpent Man goes for a German suplex, but Bobby Skywalker counters it with a backward kick. Bobby Skywalker takes Serpent Man down with a jack-knife power bomb. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bobby Skywalker is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, in the ropes... Bobby Skywalker climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Serpent Man throws him to the mat. Serpent Man executes the Figure Four Leglock on Bobby Skywalker. Bobby Skywalker's shoulders are on the mat. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, three. The winner is Serpent Man. Time of match: 0:10:40 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Serpent Man wins it in what must be consideres a slight upset. SPEED: Well, considering Skywalker made him quite UPSET, I don_t agree. VIOLET: Those two may have a future in the AGWs hardcore division. SPEED: If they have a future at all. How long_s Skywalker been around? VIOLET: You should know, you were his first feud. SPEED: I prefer to forget that ever happened. VIOLET: I_ll bet. Sean Blake is in his first of 2 matches tonight, as he faces Jack Deth. SPEED: Blake might be one of the reps for the Impact Players in their AG Title defense tonight too. VIOLET: Oh yeah, that is definitely a possibility. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... From Sin City, CA... Weighing in at 265 pounds... "Sinister" Sean Blake His opponent... Led to the ring by Switchblade The Bodyguard... Hailing from parts unknown... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Jack Deth They lock up. Jack Deth places Sean Blake on the turnbuckle. Jack Deth uses a double underhook superplex on Sean Blake. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jack Deth gives him a Gorilla Press, but Sean Blake doesn't even care. Sean Blake whips Jack Deth into the ropes, but Jack Deth reverses it. Jack Deth goes for a lariat, but Sean Blake counters it with a crucifix. Sean Blake uses the ropes for leverage. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake uses a flying clothesline on Jack Deth. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Jack Deth hits Sean Blake with a Gorilla Press. Jack Deth takes Sean Blake down with a piledriver. Jack Deth makes a crucifix sign. Jack Deth uses a rana on Sean Blake. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Jack Deth makes a crucifix sign. Jack Deth takes Sean Blake down with a knee to the back. Jack Deth whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Sean Blake hits Jack Deth with an elbow. Sean Blake hits a kneelift on Jack Deth. Sean Blake hits Jack Deth with a flying somersault neckbreaker. Sean Blake is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Sean Blake takes Jack Deth down with an elbowsmash. Sean Blake catches Jack Deth in a swinging full nelson. Jack Deth reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Jack Deth takes Sean Blake down with a Gorilla Press. Jack Deth puts Sean Blake in a kneelock submission. Sean Blake breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Sean Blake hits Jack Deth. Sean Blake punches Jack Deth. Jack Deth punches Sean Blake. Jack Deth punches Sean Blake. Sean Blake kicks Jack Deth. Sean Blake hits Jack Deth. Jack Deth kicks Sean Blake. Jack Deth goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sean Blake counters it with a dragon screw. Sean Blake gives him a Hotshot, but Jack Deth doesn't budge. Sean Blake hits Jack Deth with a swinging punch. Sean Blake executes a flying somersault neckbreaker on Jack Deth. Sean Blake attempts to place Jack Deth on the turnbuckle, but Jack Deth blocks it. Sean Blake hits Jack Deth with a flying sunset flip. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake hits Jack Deth with a legsweep. Sean Blake takes Jack Deth down with a swinging punch. Sean Blake hits Jack Deth. Sean Blake chops Jack Deth. Sean Blake kicks Jack Deth. Jack Deth kicks Sean Blake. Jack Deth kicks Sean Blake. Jack Deth nails Sean Blake with a knee to the back. Jack Deth places Sean Blake on the turnbuckle. Jack Deth takes Sean Blake down with a belly-to-belly superplex. Jack Deth goes for a kick to the midsection, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake takes Jack Deth down with a flying clothesline. Sean Blake takes Jack Deth down with a reverse neckbreaker. Sean Blake nails Jack Deth with a flying somersault neckbreaker. Sean Blake attempts to place Jack Deth on the turnbuckle, but Jack Deth blocks it. Sean Blake goes for a swinging full nelson, but Jack Deth counters it with a low blow. Jack Deth places Sean Blake on the turnbuckle. Jack Deth uses a belly-to-back superplex on Sean Blake. Jack Deth runs into the ropes. Jack Deth hits a flying shoulderblock on Sean Blake. Jack Deth runs into the ropes. Jack Deth nails Sean Blake with a rana. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Jack Deth gives him a knee to the back, but Sean Blake doesn't budge. Jack Deth punches Sean Blake. Jack Deth punches Sean Blake. Sean Blake chops Jack Deth. Jack Deth hits Sean Blake. Jack Deth nails Sean Blake with a double underhook suplex. Jack Deth makes a crucifix sign. Jack Deth executes a flying axhandle on Sean Blake. Jack Deth hits Sean Blake with a dropkick. Jack Deth attempts to place Sean Blake on the turnbuckle, but Sean Blake blocks it. Jack Deth uses a bridging back suplex on Sean Blake. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Jack Deth whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Sean Blake hits Jack Deth with a shoulderblock. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Switchblade The Bodyguard pulls down the top rope. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, Sean Blake reenters the ring. Sean Blake nails Jack Deth with spinning tombstone. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Sean Blake kicks Jack Deth. Sean Blake kicks Jack Deth. Sean Blake kicks Jack Deth. Jack Deth chops Sean Blake. Jack Deth hits Sean Blake with a Gorilla Press. Sean Blake delivers a Sinister Slap onto a chair. He goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Switchblade The Bodyguard puts Jack Deth's foot on the rope. Sean Blake goes for a short lariat, but Jack Deth ducks out of the way. Jack Deth whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Sean Blake misses with a clothesline. Sean Blake takes Jack Deth down with a short lariat. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Switchblade The Bodyguard distracts Mike Kwolek. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Sean Blake uses the Running Forearm Smash on Jack Deth. Sean Blake pulls the tights. There is no referee to count. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. The winner is Sean Blake. Time of match: 0:07:36 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Hard fought, back and forth matchup, and in the end some high impact moves and tights pulling got Blake the win. SPEED: Yeah, the Impact Players have a harder, tougher edge to them now. I had some great matches with all of them back in the day. VIOLET: And I_m sure you would love to fight them again. SPEED: If it comes down to that, sure. VIOLET: Our next match will pit both of our kid sisters, Moonspell and Amethyst, against my other sis, Katrina, and Qetesh. SPEED: Didn_t they want you to be a mediator? VIOLET: Yeah, but I don_t think my sisters will get too messy with each other. But they won_t slack off, either. SPEED: This should be a good one. We have word that something is going on in the back... (Just behind the entrance curtains, Amethyst and Moonspell are doing some match strategy. Just then, a man walks in a goofy red outfit towards the two. He is holding a dozen red roses, and hands them to Amethyst.) Flower Guy: This is for you, Ms. Morris. Amethyst: What in the world? Who is it from? Flower Guy: I suggest you read the card. Amethyst: Well, I have a match now.....but... Moonspell: Go ahead, open it. Amethyst: With love, from.....Josh Gardner? Moonspell: Whoa, you_ve been on the tour one week and already have the guys wrapped around your little finger. Amethyst: Gardner? He_s like 30-something and I_m 19. Moonspell: He_s also loaded with cash......and beer.....but mainly cash. Amethyst: Yikes, wonder what my sisters would think of this. Moonspell: Well, take it up with Kat in the ring. We have a match, remember? Amethyst: Oh yeah. Hey Sonia! (She goes over to Sonia Sterling backstage and hands her the flowers.) Amethyst: I have a match. Can you put those in the locker room? Sonia: Of course. (With that, Amethyst and Moonspell come from behind the curtain into the ring area. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Jake "The Rage" Page... At a total combined weight of 243 pounds... Moonspell and Amethyst Their opponents... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline and Malik Shabazz... At a total combined weight of 299 pounds... Katrina Morris and "NUBIAN GODDESS" Qetesh They lock up. Moonspell goes for a catwalk Frankensteiner, but Katrina Morris blocks it. Katrina Morris goes for a catwalk Frankensteiner, but Moonspell blocks it. Moonspell goes for a flying forearm, but Katrina Morris ducks out of the way. Katrina Morris uses a reverse DDT on Moonspell. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Jake "The Rage" Page tries to interfere, but Miss Jacqueline prevents him from doing so. Katrina Morris goes for a flying sunset flip, but Moonspell counters it with a choke lift. Katrina Morris is struggling to reach the ropes. Katrina Morris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Moonspell whips Katrina Morris into the ropes, but Katrina Morris reverses it. Moonspell misses with an elbow. Moonspell misses with a clothesline. Moonspell misses with a clothesline. Katrina Morris misses with a kick. Katrina Morris gets a sleeperhold on Moonspell. Moonspell is struggling to reach the ropes. Moonspell tries to escape the hold. Moonspell tries to fight the pain. Moonspell reaches the ropes after being trapped for 36 seconds. Katrina Morris tags out to Qetesh. Amethyst enters the ring and throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Moonspell and Amethyst whip Qetesh into the ropes. Moonspell and Amethyst hit Qetesh with a double spinwheel kick. Amethyst leaves the ring. Moonspell whips Qetesh into the ropes. Qetesh executes Ricochet on Moonspell. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Qetesh punches Moonspell. Qetesh punches Moonspell. Qetesh uses a backdrop driver on Moonspell. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. VIOLET: Speed, Rachel is getting destroyed in there. SPEED: Qetesh has like a 300 pound weight advantage. What do you expect? Qetesh hits a flying somersault neckbreaker on Moonspell. Qetesh hits a Frankensteiner on Moonspell. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Qetesh hits Moonspell with a top-rope Death Valley Driver. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Qetesh uses a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Moonspell. Qetesh is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Katrina Morris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Qetesh and Katrina Morris hit Moonspell with a double DDT. Amethyst enters the ring, but gets cut off. Katrina Morris goes for a kick to the head, but Moonspell blocks it. Amethyst goes for a bridging back suplex, but Katrina Morris counters it with a headlock takedown. Katrina Morris leaves the ring. Katrina Morris hits a catwalk Frankensteiner on Amethyst. Qetesh enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Katrina Morris and Qetesh whip Amethyst into the ropes. They hit Amethyst with a double clothesline. Qetesh leaves the ring. Katrina Morris goes for a stomp, but Amethyst rolls out of the way. Amethyst executes a spinwheel kick on Katrina Morris. Amethyst takes Katrina Morris down with a running diamond cutter. Amethyst takes Katrina Morris down with a tiger suplex. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. SPEED: Did Moonspell tag out? VIOLET: I don_t think so. The ref is totally confused by this action. Amethyst kicks into the air getting into a pose. Amethyst throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Amethyst goes through the ropes. Amethyst knocks Katrina Morris into the ringsteps. Amethyst whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Moonspell comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh comes over, but gets cut off. Moonspell executes a dropkick on Katrina Morris. Amethyst uses a cobra clutch suplex on Katrina Morris. Amethyst goes for the Nocturnal Rites, but Katrina Morris counters it with a slap. Katrina Morris is handed a trash can. Katrina Morris hits her with the trash can. Katrina Morris hits her with a trash can. Katrina Morris whips Amethyst into the guardrail. SPEED: I thought your sisters weren_t going to get vicious. VIOLET: You think THIS is bad? James Adams counts: 1. Katrina Morris reenters the ring. Amethyst follows her back in. Amethyst brings the table into the ring. Katrina Morris hits her with a trash can. Katrina Morris throws Amethyst out of the ring. James Adams counts: one, two, three, four, five, Amethyst reenters the ring. Katrina Morris goes for a running lariat, but Amethyst blocks it. Amethyst uses a dragon suplex on Katrina Morris. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Amethyst takes Katrina Morris down with a rabbit punch. Amethyst kicks Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris punches Amethyst. Katrina Morris kicks Amethyst. Amethyst hits Katrina Morris. Amethyst kicks Katrina Morris. Amethyst hits a flying side kick on Katrina Morris. Amethyst goes for a spinwheel kick, but Katrina Morris ducks out of the way. Katrina Morris takes Amethyst down with a superkick. Katrina Morris nails Amethyst with a Northern Lights suplex. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Katrina Morris takes Amethyst down with a Hotshot. Katrina Morris whips Amethyst into the ropes. Katrina Morris hits Amethyst with a kick. Katrina Morris goes for a bulldog headlock, but Amethyst counters it with an achilles tendon hold. Katrina Morris is struggling to reach the ropes. Katrina Morris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Amethyst throws Katrina Morris out of the ring. Amethyst goes through the ropes. Amethyst sets up Katrina Morris on the table. Amethyst executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Amethyst executes a bulldog headlock on Katrina Morris. Moonspell comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh comes over, but gets cut off. Amethyst and Moonspell hit Katrina Morris with a double dropkick. Amethyst and Moonspell hit Katrina Morris with a double enzuigiri. Amethyst and Moonspell hit Katrina Morris with a double spinwheel kick. Qetesh gets back up and lays out Moonspell. Katrina Morris hits Amethyst with a Hotshot. Jake "The Rage" Page comes from behind and distracts Katrina Morris. Amethyst whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. James Adams counts: 1. Amethyst goes for a dragon suplex, but Katrina Morris blocks it. James Adams counts: 2. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Qetesh goes for a piledriver, but Amethyst counters it with a backdrop. Amethyst kicks into the air getting into a pose. Moonspell comes over to make it two-on-one. Moonspell nails Katrina Morris with a back fist. Amethyst goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Katrina Morris counters it with a bulldog. James Adams counts: 3. Qetesh comes over to make it two-on-one. Moonspell comes over and lays out Qetesh. Moonspell hits a clothesline on Katrina Morris. Amethyst executes a belly-to-back suplex on Katrina Morris. Jake "The Rage" Page comes from behind and distracts Katrina Morris. Amethyst is handed a steel chain. Amethyst hits her with the steel chain. James Adams counts: 4. Amethyst whips Katrina Morris into the guardrail. Amethyst reenters the ring. Katrina Morris follows her back in. Katrina Morris brings the table into the ring. Katrina Morris kicks Amethyst. Katrina Morris punches Amethyst. Amethyst kicks Katrina Morris. Amethyst chops Katrina Morris. Amethyst gives the sign for the Nocturnal Rites. Amethyst gives the sign for the Nocturnal Rites. Amethyst executes the Nocturnal Rites on Katrina Morris. Katrina Morris is struggling to reach the ropes. Katrina Morris tries to fight the pain. Katrina Morris submits after 13 seconds. The winners are Moonspell and Amethyst. Time of match: 0:09:36 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Kat really should have tagged out when she had the chance. Qetesh dominated the much smaller Kindred team. SPEED: Kat probably wanted to hog the spotlight like Smooth Operator does. I tell you, Amethyst actually looked better than my sis in the ring tonight. VIOLET: *nudges Speed* You promised you would not make fun of Smooth. SPEED: Hey, he challenged me to put anybody against him tonight. I have the right to make fun of him for being stupid. VIOLET: Who are you going to put against him? SPEED: THAT would be telling. VIOLET: Whatever. Quackman and TMJ will face Vengeance and his young sidekick, Malice in tag action. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 350 pounds... Token Minority Jobber and Quackman Their opponents... Led to the ring by X-Pac and "Iron Man" Rick Johnson... At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Vengeance and Malice They lock up. Token Minority Jobber chops Vengeance. Vengeance chops Token Minority Jobber. Token Minority Jobber punches Vengeance. Vengeance kicks Token Minority Jobber. Vengeance hits Token Minority Jobber. Vengeance chops Token Minority Jobber. Vengeance goes for a flying clothesline, but Token Minority Jobber ducks out of the way. Token Minority Jobber takes Vengeance down with the Rocker Dropper. Token Minority Jobber whips Vengeance into the ropes, but Vengeance reverses it. Vengeance hits a dropkick to the knee on Token Minority Jobber. Vengeance goes for a flying clothesline, but Token Minority Jobber ducks out of the way. Token Minority Jobber runs into the ropes. Token Minority Jobber hits Vengeance with a shoulderblock. Token Minority Jobber tags out to Quackman. Malice enters the ring and lays out Token Minority Jobber. Vengeance and Malice hit Quackman with a double DDT. Malice leaves the ring. Vengeance uses a bridging back suplex on Quackman. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Vengeance tags out to Malice. Malice goes for a German suplex, but Quackman counters it with a go-behind. Quackman hits a back heel kick on Malice. Quackman takes Malice down with a backward kick. Quackman takes Malice down with a headlock takedown. Quackman goes for a DDT, but Malice counters it with a low blow. Malice goes for a chokehold, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman nails Malice with the cross-face chicken wing. Quackman goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Malice counters it with an elbowsmash. Malice goes for a snap suplex, but Quackman counters it with a small package. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Quackman places Malice on the turnbuckle. Quackman executes a belly-to-back superplex on Malice. Token Minority Jobber enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Vengeance enters the ring and throws Token Minority Jobber out of the ring. Malice and Vengeance whip Quackman into the ropes. They hit Quackman with a double fist to the midsection. Vengeance leaves the ring. Malice runs into the ropes. Quackman misses with a clothesline. Quackman misses with a clothesline. Quackman executes a dropkick to the knee on Malice. Quackman goes for a flying forearm, but Malice ducks out of the way. Malice tags out to Vengeance. Vengeance and Malice hit Quackman with a double DDT. Malice leaves the ring. Vengeance whips Quackman into the ropes. Vengeance nails Quackman with a Gorilla Press. Quackman begs off. Vengeance whips Quackman into the ropes. Vengeance hits Quackman with a backdrop. Vengeance is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Quackman misses with a shoulderblock. Vengeance misses with an elbow. Quackman hits Vengeance with a shoulderblock. Token Minority Jobber enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Token Minority Jobber uses a lariat on Vengeance. Quackman goes for a flying bodypress, but Vengeance rolls out of the way. Token Minority Jobber leaves the ring. Vengeance hits Quackman with a flying lariat. Vengeance uses a backdrop driver on Quackman. James Adams counts: One, two, three. The winners are Vengeance and Malice. Time of match: 0:04:10 ~~~~~ VIOLET: TMJ and Quackers just didn_t have a chance. Vengeance pretty much destroyed them both. SPEED: Yeah, Vengeance fighting a bunch of losers will REALLY make his rankings better. VIOLET: What? SPEED: I was being sarcastic. He needs to fight real competition, and the dork has done exactly the opposite. VIOLET: In a match that I am still scratching my head over, Alex Digiacomo will fight Lil Flava. SPEED: Alex fancies himself a women_s division wrestler now. He is cooky like that. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Chocolate Thunder... Fighting out of Long Beach, California... Weighing in at 119 pounds... Lil Flava Her opponent... Hailing from Los Angeles, California... Weighing in at 150 pounds... Alex DiGiacomo They lock up. Lil Flava goes for a kneelift, but Alex DiGiacomo side-steps and Lil Flava only hits air. Lil Flava begs off. Lil Flava uses a kick to the head on Alex DiGiacomo. Lil Flava hits a spin kick on Alex DiGiacomo. Alex DiGiacomo begs off. Lil Flava goes for an abdominal stretch, but Alex DiGiacomo counters it with a facerake. Alex DiGiacomo executes a Hotshot on Lil Flava. Lil Flava begs off. Alex DiGiacomo whips Lil Flava into the ropes. Lil Flava hits a back heel kick on Alex DiGiacomo. Lil Flava catches Alex DiGiacomo in a front facelock. Alex DiGiacomo is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alex DiGiacomo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Lil Flava runs into the ropes. Alex DiGiacomo hits a flying clothesline on Lil Flava. Alex DiGiacomo nails Lil Flava with a flying forearm. Darren Lloyd counts: One, shoulder up. Lil Flava begs off. Alex DiGiacomo hits a Hotshot on Lil Flava. Alex DiGiacomo is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Lil Flava begs off. Alex DiGiacomo hits a jumping DDT on Lil Flava. Alex DiGiacomo gives the crowd the finger. Lil Flava begs off. Alex DiGiacomo runs into the ropes. Lil Flava hits a jumping side kick on Alex DiGiacomo. Lil Flava goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Alex DiGiacomo counters it with a low blow. Alex DiGiacomo hits Lil Flava with a backbreaker. Alex DiGiacomo runs into the ropes. Lil Flava misses with a shoulderblock. Lil Flava goes for an abdominal stretch, but Alex DiGiacomo counters it with a facerake. Alex DiGiacomo hits Lil Flava with a flying clothesline. Alex DiGiacomo hits a dropkick on Lil Flava. Alex DiGiacomo whips Lil Flava into the ropes, but Lil Flava reverses it. Alex DiGiacomo hits a flying clothesline on Lil Flava. Alex DiGiacomo runs into the ropes. Lil Flava uses a dropkick to the knee on Alex DiGiacomo. Lil Flava hits Alex DiGiacomo with a forearm to the back. Alex DiGiacomo hits Lil Flava with a flying clothesline. Alex DiGiacomo executes a dropkick on Lil Flava. Alex DiGiacomo is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Alex DiGiacomo goes for a dropkick, but Lil Flava side-steps and Alex DiGiacomo only hits air. Lil Flava is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, shoulder up. Lil Flava hits a roundhouse kick on Alex DiGiacomo. Lil Flava points to her chest. Lil Flava whips Alex DiGiacomo into the ropes. Alex DiGiacomo hits Lil Flava with a clothesline. Alex DiGiacomo takes Lil Flava down with a Hotshot. Alex DiGiacomo hits a bodyslam on Lil Flava. Alex DiGiacomo is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Lil Flava begs off. Alex DiGiacomo takes Lil Flava down with a flying clothesline. Alex DiGiacomo locks Lil Flava in a scorpion deathlock. Lil Flava tries to escape the hold. Lil Flava is inching her way towards the ropes. Lil Flava tries to escape the hold. Lil Flava reaches the ropes after being trapped for 29 seconds. Alex DiGiacomo executes the DiGiacomo Death Drop on Lil Flava. Alex DiGiacomo goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The winner is Alex DiGiacomo. Time of match: 0:04:21 ~~~~~ VIOLET: And that proved what? SPEED: Honestly, I don_t know. I am still trying to figure out who signed that match. It wasn_t me. VIOLET: Nor me. SPEED: Must have been Felipe the janitor. VIOLET: Our first title match of the night comes early since the winner has to defend later on. VIP will face Mark Payne for the TV Title. The winner defends against both Total Package and Sean Blake later....a very difficult task. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW TV Title. Introducing first... From Santa Monica, California... Weighing in at 317 pounds... "V.I.P." Vincent I. Paige His opponent... Hailing from Allentown, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 287 pounds... The AGW TV Champion... "The Minister Of Payne" Mark Payne They lock up. Vincent I. Paige goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne hits a rolling kick on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne goes for a back suplex, but Vincent I. Paige flips over. Vincent I. Paige goes for an armbar submission, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne hits a Samoan Drop on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne kicks Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne kicks Vincent I. Paige. Vincent I. Paige hits Mark Payne. Vincent I. Paige hits Mark Payne. Vincent I. Paige uses a jack-knife power bomb on Mark Payne. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vincent I. Paige whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Vincent I. Paige hits Mark Payne with an elbow. Vincent I. Paige goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Mark Payne counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Vincent I. Paige counters it with a sunset flip. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Vincent I. Paige hits a bridging back suplex on Mark Payne. Rich McKinnon counts: One, shoulder up. Vincent I. Paige whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Vincent I. Paige hits Mark Payne with a shoulderblock. Vincent I. Paige hits Mark Payne with a double underhook backbreaker. Vincent I. Paige uses a lariat on Mark Payne. Vincent I. Paige executes a backdrop driver on Mark Payne. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Vincent I. Paige flexes his muscles and gyrates his hips. Vincent I. Paige hits Mark Payne with a kneelift. Vincent I. Paige hits the Doctor Bomb on Mark Payne. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vincent I. Paige puts Mark Payne in a kneelock submission. Mark Payne is struggling to reach the ropes. Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Vincent I. Paige uses a jack-knife power bomb on Mark Payne. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vincent I. Paige goes for a backspin DDT, but Mark Payne blocks it. Vincent I. Paige begs off. Mark Payne hits Vincent I. Paige with a belly-to-belly suplex. Mark Payne puts Vincent I. Paige in a standing wristlock. Vincent I. Paige is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vincent I. Paige tries to escape the hold. Vincent I. Paige reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Mark Payne executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne gives an inverted cross sign. Mark Payne takes Vincent I. Paige down with an elbowsmash. Mark Payne hits a stomp on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne whips Vincent I. Paige into the ropes. Vincent I. Paige hits Mark Payne with a kick. Vincent I. Paige goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with a low blow. Mark Payne whips Vincent I. Paige into the ropes. Mark Payne misses with a clothesline. Vincent I. Paige misses with a shoulderblock. Vincent I. Paige and Mark Payne get hit with a double clothesline. Vincent I. Paige executes a dragon suplex on Mark Payne. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vincent I. Paige flexes his muscles and gyrates his hips. Vincent I. Paige goes for a DDT, but Mark Payne counters it with a Northern Lights suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Mark Payne hits a diving headbutt on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne hits an elbowsmash on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne executes a stomp on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne hits Vincent I. Paige with a spinning leg lariat. Mark Payne hits Vincent I. Paige with a full nelson faceslam. Mark Payne whips Vincent I. Paige into the turnbuckle. Mark Payne runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Vincent I. Paige moves out of the way. Vincent I. Paige hits Mark Payne with a gutwrench suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vincent I. Paige whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle. Vincent I. Paige attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Vincent I. Paige hits Mark Payne with a DDT. Vincent I. Paige goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Payne counters it with a low blow. Vincent I. Paige begs off. Mark Payne whips Vincent I. Paige into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Vincent I. Paige with a clothesline. Vincent I. Paige falls out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. Mark Payne whips Vincent I. Paige into the guardrail. Mark Payne sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Vincent I. Paige executes a gutwrench suplex on Mark Payne. Vincent I. Paige sets up Mark Payne on the table. Vincent I. Paige tries to drive Mark Payne through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Mark Payne throws Vincent I. Paige back into the ring. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne uses a swinging neckbreaker on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne executes the T-bone suplex on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne executes a kneedrop on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne gives an inverted cross sign. Mark Payne goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Vincent I. Paige counters it with a side suplex. Vincent I. Paige uses a DDT on Mark Payne. Vincent I. Paige goes for the STF, but Mark Payne counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Vincent I. Paige begs off. Mark Payne goes for a Hotshot, but Vincent I. Paige counters it with a Thesz press. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vincent I. Paige leaves the ring. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Vincent I. Paige hits him with the fire extinguisher. Vincent I. Paige nails Mark Payne with a Northern Lights suplex. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, in the ropes... Vincent I. Paige hits him with the fire extinguisher. Vincent I. Paige hits a double-axhandle chop on Mark Payne. Vincent I. Paige takes a swing at Mark Payne with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way. Mark Payne snatches the fire extinguisher from him. Mark Payne takes a swing at Vincent I. Paige with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way. Vincent I. Paige snatches the fire extinguisher from him. Vincent I. Paige hits him with the fire extinguisher. Mark Payne takes the brass knuckles and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Mark Payne hits Vincent I. Paige with a DDT. Mark Payne hits Vincent I. Paige with a kick to the midsection. Vincent I. Paige begs off. Mark Payne hits Vincent I. Paige with a crucifix power bomb. Mark Payne pulls the tights. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne hits a tiger suplex on Vincent I. Paige. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Mark Payne executes a diving headbutt on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne uses a Hotshot on Vincent I. Paige. Mark Payne gives the sign for the Last Rites. Mark Payne executes the Last Rites on Vincent I. Paige. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:08:52 ~~~~~ SPEED: Big time offense there by Payne. He beat VIP twice in a row.....not too shabby. VIOLET: Definitely. Payne could be tired as he fends off 2 opponents later. SPEED: I think Total Package and Blake will be too busy going at each other_s throats. I predict Payne to defend it successfully. VIOLET: That will be an entertaining match, for sure. As will this one. Hellfire takes on Ghetto Boyz. ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Texas Tornado tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz... At a total combined weight of 590 pounds... Ghetto Boyz Their opponents... Led to the ring by The Temptress and Matt Benaka... At a total combined weight of 690 pounds... Hellfire They lock up. Scott Blanchard takes Abel down with a back heel kick. Scott Blanchard goes for a kneebreaker, but Abel counters it with an elbowsmash. Abel nails Scott Blanchard with a bodyslam. Abel hits a German suplex on Scott Blanchard. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Rich McKinnon counts: One, Abel lifts a shoulder, kickout. Abel goes for a takeover suplex, but Scott Blanchard counters it with a kneelift . Scott Blanchard goes for a backbreaker, but Abel counters it with a facerake. Abel takes Scott Blanchard down with a dropkick. Abel hits a double underhook piledriver on Scott Blanchard. Abel is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Abel goes for a bodyslam, but Scott Blanchard counters it with a facerake. Scott Blanchard whips Abel into the ropes. Scott Blanchard misses with an elbow. Scott Blanchard and Abel get hit with a double clothesline. Scott Blanchard runs into the ropes. Scott Blanchard uses a leg lariat on Abel. Scott Blanchard tags out to The Kurgan. The Kurgan and Scott Blanchard whip Abel into the ropes. They hit Abel with a double backdrop. Kane enters the ring, but gets cut off. The Kurgan and Scott Blanchard whip Abel into the ropes. They hit Abel with a double clothesline. The Kurgan and Scott Blanchard hit Abel with a double DDT. Kane gets back up and lays out Scott Blanchard. Abel and Kane whip The Kurgan into the ropes. They hit The Kurgan with a double clothesline. Kane leaves the ring. Abel executes a flying dropkick on The Kurgan. Abel tags out to Kane. Scott Blanchard enters the ring, but gets cut off. Kane and Abel hit The Kurgan with a double DDT. Scott Blanchard gets back up, but gets cut off. Abel uses a high knee on The Kurgan. Kane goes for a full nelson, but The Kurgan ducks out of the way. Abel leaves the ring. The Kurgan throws Kane out of the ring. The Kurgan goes through the ropes. Scott Blanchard comes over to make it two-on-one. Abel comes over, but gets cut off. The Kurgan and Scott Blanchard hit Kane with a double flying shoulderblock. Abel gets back up and lays out Scott Blanchard. Abel hits The Kurgan with a DDT. Kane executes a flying legdrop on The Kurgan. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Kane whips The Kurgan into the guardrail. The Kurgan is busted wide open. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Kane and Abel hit The Kurgan with a double DDT. Kane whips The Kurgan into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Kane throws The Kurgan over the guardrail. Abel comes over to make it two-on-one. Scott Blanchard comes over and lays out Abel. Scott Blanchard goes for a back heel kick, but Kane blocks it. Abel puts Scott Blanchard in an airplane spin. Scott Blanchard breaks the hold after 25 seconds. Scott Blanchard is handed the ring bell. Scott Blanchard takes a swing at Abel with the ring bell, but he gets out of the way. Abel snatches the ring bell from him. Abel hits him with the ring bell. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Abel hits Scott Blanchard with a backdrop driver. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Scott Blanchard complains about a fast count. The winners are the Ghetto Boyz. Time of match: 0:07:03 ~~~~~ SPEED: You mean The Violators didn_t come out and interfere at all against Hellfire. VIOLET: Not tonight. They are probably too busy prepping for their World Tag Title match later tonight. It_s good to see the Ghetto Boyz get back on the winning track. SPEED: Yeah, those 2 have been in the AGW for way over 2 years with only 1 or 2 World Title reigns. They want more and I can_t blame them. VIOLET: GenX has been undergoing transformations....in fact, I don_t even know if GenX as we knew it still exists. SPEED: Smooth is too busy with his anti-Speed fetish. I_m sure the rest of the guys got fed up. VIOLET: Harmonium and El Luchador in some sweet Cruiserweight action. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Elizabeth Camacho... From the Island of Cooba Cooba... Weighing in at 221 pounds... "Messiah of Mustard" Harmonium Ziporath His opponent... Hailing from Mexico City, Mexico... Weighing in at 175 pounds... El Luchador They lock up. El Luchador goes for an earringer, but Harmonium Ziporath counters it with a backdrop. Harmonium Ziporath leaves the ring. He returns with metal chair. Harmonium Ziporath hits him with the chair. Harmonium Ziporath executes a bodyslam on El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath yells, "Most Holy is BIGGER THEN THE POPE!!!". Harmonium Ziporath executes the Vortex on El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Harmonium Ziporath uses a cobra clutch suplex on El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath hits El Luchador with a spinning heel kick. Harmonium Ziporath hits a full nelson faceslam on El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath uses a flying armdrag on El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath whips El Luchador into the ropes, but El Luchador reverses it. El Luchador goes for the What The Hell Was That?, but Harmonium Ziporath counters it with a roll away. Harmonium Ziporath goes for a back heel kick, but El Luchador ducks out of the way. El Luchador goes for a lariat, but Harmonium Ziporath counters it with an armbar submission. El Luchador tries to escape the hold. Harmonium Ziporath lets go after 18 seconds. Harmonium Ziporath executes a back heel kick on El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath chops El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath punches El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath chops El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath nails El Luchador with the LoS Tornado Driver. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Harmonium Ziporath rams him into metal chair. Harmonium Ziporath whips El Luchador into the ropes. El Luchador goes for the What The Hell Was That?, but Harmonium Ziporath counters it with a roll away. Harmonium Ziporath nails El Luchador with a Frankensteiner from the top rope. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Harmonium Ziporath yells, "Most Holy is BIGGER THEN THE POPE!!!". Harmonium Ziporath runs into the ropes. El Luchador hits Harmonium Ziporath with a kick. El Luchador goes for a handspring moonsault, but Harmonium Ziporath rolls out of the way. Harmonium Ziporath throws El Luchador out of the ring. Harmonium Ziporath goes through the ropes. Harmonium Ziporath goes for a spinning heel kick, but El Luchador ducks out of the way. Darren Lloyd counts: 1. Elizabeth Camacho comes from behind and distracts El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath whips El Luchador into the guardrail. Harmonium Ziporath throws El Luchador back into the ring. Harmonium Ziporath runs into the ropes. Harmonium Ziporath hits a spinning heel kick on El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Harmonium Ziporath puts El Luchador in a cobra clutch. El Luchador is struggling to reach the ropes. El Luchador is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd asks El Luchador if he's had enough. El Luchador shakes his head. Harmonium Ziporath lets go after 25 seconds. Harmonium Ziporath locks El Luchador in an airplane spin. El Luchador tries to escape the hold. El Luchador is valiantly trying to break the hold. Harmonium Ziporath lets go after 14 seconds. Harmonium Ziporath throws El Luchador out of the ring. Harmonium Ziporath goes through the ropes. Elizabeth Camacho comes from behind and distracts El Luchador. Harmonium Ziporath goes for the Vortex, but El Luchador counters it with a kneelift. El Luchador reenters the ring. Harmonium Ziporath follows him back in. El Luchador executes the What The Hell Was That? on Harmonium Ziporath. El Luchador goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The winner is El Luchador. Time of match: 0:04:32 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Yet again, the finisher for El Luchador is pulled out of nowhere, and Ziporath is gone. SPEED: The only finisher in the sport that is purely beyond comprehension. VIOLET: Indeed. El Luchador hit a bit of a slide in recent cards, but this win is an impressive one. He is ready for the World Tag Title defense later tonight. SPEED: A couple more teams looking for some recognition in the tag division, The Outlawz and Darque and Deth. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Master P... At a total combined weight of 510 pounds... Outlawz Their opponents... Led to the ring by Switchblade The Bodyguard... At a total combined weight of 680 pounds... Jack Deth and Master Darque They lock up. Total Package runs into the ropes. Total Package misses with a kick. Total Package hits Master Darque with a kick. Total Package whips Master Darque into the ropes, but Master Darque reverses it. Master Darque hits Total Package with a shoulderblock. Master Darque is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Master Darque uses a belly-to-back suplex on Total Package. Jack Deth enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Master Darque and Jack Deth whip Total Package into the ropes. They hit Total Package with a double backdrop. Jack Deth leaves the ring. Master Darque goes for a brain buster, but Total Package blocks it. Total Package attempts to place Master Darque on the turnbuckle, but Master Darque blocks it. Total Package throws Master Darque out of the ring. Charlotte Maxwell counts: one, two, Master Darque reenters the ring. Total Package tags out to Silkk The Shocker. Silkk The Shocker hits Master Darque with a legsweep. Silkk The Shocker makes a cut throat sign. Silkk The Shocker goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Master Darque blocks it. Master Darque tags out to Jack Deth. Jack Deth and Master Darque whip Silkk The Shocker into the ropes. They hit Silkk The Shocker with a double elbowsmash. Master Darque leaves the ring. Jack Deth goes for a forearm smash, but Silkk The Shocker blocks it. Silkk The Shocker hits Jack Deth. Jack Deth kicks Silkk The Shocker. Silkk The Shocker punches Jack Deth. Jack Deth chops Silkk The Shocker. Silkk The Shocker kicks Jack Deth. Silkk The Shocker chops Jack Deth. Silkk The Shocker gives him a legsweep, but Jack Deth only stares at him. Jack Deth runs into the ropes. Jack Deth hits a lariat on Silkk The Shocker. Jack Deth takes Silkk The Shocker down with a German suplex. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Master Darque enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Jack Deth and Master Darque hit Silkk The Shocker with a double flying axhandle. Total Package enters the ring and lays out Master Darque. Total Package hits Jack Deth with a jumping DDT. Total Package leaves the ring. Jack Deth goes for a forearm smash, but Silkk The Shocker blocks it. Silkk The Shocker gives him a belly-to-back suplex, but Jack Deth only stares at him. Silkk The Shocker whips Jack Deth into the turnbuckle, but Jack Deth reverses it. Jack Deth charges in with a dropkick, but Silkk The Shocker moves out of the way. Silkk The Shocker tags out to Total Package. Master Darque enters the ring and lays out Silkk The Shocker. Master Darque executes a gutwrench suplex on Total Package. Jack Deth takes Total Package down with a flying shoulderblock. Master Darque leaves the ring. Jack Deth nails Total Package with a forearm smash. Jack Deth makes a crucifix sign. Jack Deth tags out to Master Darque. Silkk The Shocker enters the ring, but gets cut off. Master Darque and Jack Deth whip Total Package into the ropes. They hit Total Package with a double clothesline. Jack Deth leaves the ring. Master Darque executes neck-scissors on Total Package. Master Darque takes Total Package down with an inverted atomic drop. Master Darque places Total Package on the turnbuckle. Master Darque executes the Soul Taker on Total Package. Master Darque goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Master P puts Total Package's foot on the rope. Total Package tags out to Silkk The Shocker. Silkk The Shocker and Total Package whip Master Darque into the ropes. They hit Master Darque with a double elbowsmash. Total Package leaves the ring. Silkk The Shocker uses a backbreaker on Master Darque. Silkk The Shocker is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, shoulder up. Silkk The Shocker complains about a slow count. Silkk The Shocker takes Master Darque down with a flying bulldog. Silkk The Shocker whips Master Darque into the ropes, but Master Darque reverses it. Silkk The Shocker hits Master Darque with a shoulderblock. Silkk The Shocker runs into the ropes. Silkk The Shocker takes Master Darque down with a jumping elbow thrust. Silkk The Shocker hits a diving headbutt on Master Darque. Silkk The Shocker locks Master Darque in a bow-and-arrow submission. Master Darque tries to escape the hold. Master Darque reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Silkk The Shocker tags out to Total Package. Silkk The Shocker goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Master Darque counters it with a facerake. Silkk The Shocker rolls out of the ring. Master Darque whips Total Package into the ropes, but Total Package reverses it. Master P pulls down the top rope. Charlotte Maxwell counts: one, Master Darque reenters the ring. Total Package takes Master Darque down with a kneebreaker. Total Package tags out to Silkk The Shocker. Silkk The Shocker and Total Package whip Master Darque into the ropes. They hit Master Darque with a double backdrop. Silkk The Shocker and Total Package whip Master Darque into the ropes. Silkk The Shocker and Total Package hit Master Darque with a double jumping DDT. Total Package uses a jumping side kick on Master Darque. Silkk The Shocker hits a legsweep faceslam on Master Darque. Silkk The Shocker and Total Package hit Master Darque with a double kick to the thigh. Silkk The Shocker and Total Package whip Master Darque into the ropes. They hit Master Darque with a double kick to the midsection. Total Package uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Master Darque. Silkk The Shocker goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Switchblade The Bodyguard shoves him off the turnbuckle. Total Package leaves the ring. Master Darque hits Silkk The Shocker with an enzuigiri to the face. Master Darque tags out to Jack Deth. Master Darque goes for a savate kick, but Silkk The Shocker ducks out of the way. Master Darque leaves the ring. Silkk The Shocker climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jack Deth nails him in the stomach. Silkk The Shocker falls onto the top turnbuckle. Jack Deth takes Silkk The Shocker down with a belly-to-back superplex. Jack Deth is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Jack Deth executes a rana on Silkk The Shocker. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, kickout. Jack Deth hits a German suplex on Silkk The Shocker. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Jack Deth places Silkk The Shocker on the turnbuckle. Jack Deth executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Silkk The Shocker. Jack Deth goes for a bridging back suplex, but Silkk The Shocker counters it with a go-behind. Silkk The Shocker uses a faceslam on Jack Deth. Silkk The Shocker whips Jack Deth into the ropes. Silkk The Shocker goes for a jumping side kick, but Jack Deth ducks out of the way. Jack Deth whips Silkk The Shocker into the ropes. Switchblade The Bodyguard pulls down the top rope. Jack Deth goes through the ropes. Jack Deth knocks Silkk The Shocker into the ringpost. Master Darque comes over to make it two-on-one. Master Darque hits a flying lariat on Silkk The Shocker. Jack Deth gets a double chickenwing submission on Silkk The Shocker. Master Darque executes a jumping side kick on Silkk The Shocker. Jack Deth executes a German suplex on Silkk The Shocker. Jack Deth is handed the knuckleduster. Jack Deth hits him with the knuckleduster. Jack Deth whips Silkk The Shocker into the guardrail. Jack Deth goes for a kneebreaker, but Silkk The Shocker blocks it. Master P comes from behind, but Jack Deth nails Master P. Silkk The Shocker whips Jack Deth into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Silkk The Shocker goes for a faceslam, but Jack Deth blocks it. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 1. Master Darque comes over to make it two-on-one. Total Package comes over and lays out Master Darque. Total Package hits a jumping side kick on Jack Deth. Silkk The Shocker goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jack Deth counters it with an elbowsmash. Total Package comes over, but gets cut off. Master Darque takes Silkk The Shocker down with a savate kick. Jack Deth goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Silkk The Shocker blocks it. Silkk The Shocker sets up a table. Silkk The Shocker sets up Jack Deth on the table. Silkk The Shocker executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 2. Total Package comes over to make it two-on-one. Total Package hits Jack Deth with a jumping side kick. Silkk The Shocker goes for an octopus hold, but Jack Deth ducks out of the way. Jack Deth whips Silkk The Shocker into the guardrail. Charlotte Maxwell counts: 3. Jack Deth reenters the ring. Silkk The Shocker follows him back in. Silkk The Shocker gives him a flying bulldog, but Jack Deth only stares at him. Silkk The Shocker uses a neck snap on Jack Deth. Silkk The Shocker is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Silkk The Shocker complains about a slow count. Silkk The Shocker hits a jumping elbow thrust on Jack Deth. Silkk The Shocker whips Jack Deth into the turnbuckle. Silkk The Shocker charges in with the Bronco Buster. Silkk The Shocker hits Jack Deth with a jumping side kick. Silkk The Shocker uses an enzuigiri to the face on Jack Deth. Silkk The Shocker goes for an earringer, but Jack Deth blocks it. Jack Deth whips Silkk The Shocker into the ropes, but Silkk The Shocker reverses it. Jack Deth hits Silkk The Shocker with a clothesline. Jack Deth hits Silkk The Shocker with a Gorilla Press. Jack Deth makes a crucifix sign. Jack Deth nails Silkk The Shocker with a kneebreaker. Jack Deth nails Silkk The Shocker with a flying shoulderblock. Jack Deth places Silkk The Shocker on the turnbuckle. Jack Deth takes Silkk The Shocker down with a belly-to-belly superplex. Jack Deth goes for a piledriver, but Silkk The Shocker blocks it. Silkk The Shocker takes Jack Deth down with a jumping side kick. Silkk The Shocker nails Jack Deth with a European uppercut. Silkk The Shocker runs into the ropes. Jack Deth takes Silkk The Shocker down with a Gorilla Press. Jack Deth executes a flying axhandle on Silkk The Shocker. Jack Deth leaves the ring. He returns with the knuckleduster. Jack Deth nails Silkk The Shocker with a flying kneedrop. Jack Deth hits him with the knuckleduster. Charlotte Maxwell throws the knuckleduster out of the ring. Jack Deth goes for a lariat, but Silkk The Shocker counters it with a crucifix. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Jack Deth nails Silkk The Shocker with a piledriver. Jack Deth tags out to Master Darque. Master Darque and Jack Deth whip Silkk The Shocker into the ropes. They hit Silkk The Shocker with a double kick to the midsection. Total Package enters the ring and throws Jack Deth out of the ring. Total Package places Master Darque on the turnbuckle. Total Package executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Master Darque. Silkk The Shocker nails Master Darque with a flying lariat. Total Package leaves the ring. Silkk The Shocker hits a neck snap on Master Darque. Silkk The Shocker is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Silkk The Shocker tags Total Package. Total Package lifts Master Darque up. Silkk The Shocker nails Master Darque with the Total Annihilation and goes for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, Switchblade The Bodyguard puts Master Darque 's foot on the rope. Total Package whips Master Darque into the ropes, but Master Darque reverses it. Master Darque misses with a clothesline. Master Darque nails Total Package with a savate kick. Master Darque takes Total Package down with a jumping side kick. Master Darque is going for the pin. Charlotte Maxwell counts: One, two, kickout. Master Darque whips Total Package into the ropes, but Total Package reverses it. Total Package uses a choke slam on Master Darque. Total Package whips Master Darque into the turnbuckle. Total Package charges in with the Stinger Splash. Total Package puts Master Darque in a bow-and-arrow submission. Master Darque tries to fight the pain. Master Darque submits after 17 seconds. The winners are Outlawz. Time of match: 0:14:44 ~~~~~ VIOLET: And the Outlawz win it. That should boost their confidence. SPEED: Well, Silkk has been on a massive losing streak in singles competition, and getting some tag division wins will help boost his confidence. VIOLET: He DID beat Edge. SPEED: Who hasn_t? VIOLET: mmmmmm.....true. Smooth Operator is up next, as he faces your mystery opponent. SPEED: Oohhhh goody, here comes Smooth out now. I_ll go in the ring and intro my choice. (Speed and Smooth both enter the ring at about the same time. Speed grabs the mic from the ring announcer and looks Smooth straight in the eye.) SPEED: Smooth, you really have a lot of balls, don_t you? They may be steroid-enhanced balls, but that_s not the point. You said you will fight anyone I would throw against you. Right? (Smooth nods and holds his arms out, acting impatient) SPEED: Oh, don_t worry, I definitely found your match. In fact, as of now I want to introduce some of the members for my NEW stable!!! (crowd is in an uproar, not expecting this move by Speed.) SPEED: Oh, I sure as hell am not going to go this alone, Smoothy. Tonight, you will fight TWO opponents in a handicap match. VIOLET: WHAT?!?!?! (Smooth just stares at Speed, shaking his head.) SPEED: Oh, you obviously don_t take me seriously, huh? Well, let me introduce THE VIOLATORS!!!!!!!!!! (Pantera blares over the loudspeakers as The Violators run down to the ring and stand to either side of Speed.) SPEED: Smooth, don_t screw with the ICON and YOUR BOSS!!! Get _em boys. (The match begins abruptly.) ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-2-on-1 handicap match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 680 pounds... The Violators Their opponent... Led to the ring by Miss Jacqueline... From The Jungle... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Smooth Operator They lock up. Smooth Operator whips Magnum into the ropes, but Magnum reverses it. Smooth Operator hits Magnum with a clothesline. Smooth Operator catches Magnum in a figure-four leglock. Magnum is valiantly trying to break the hold. Magnum's shoulders are on the mat. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, shoulder up. Magnum's shoulders are on the mat. Carl Westcoat counts: One, shoulder up. Magnum breaks the hold after 12 seconds. Magnum goes for a facerake, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator kicks Magnum. Smooth Operator punches Magnum. Smooth Operator goes for a European uppercut, but Magnum blocks it. Magnum uses a DDT on Smooth Operator. Magnum hits Smooth Operator. Magnum kicks Smooth Operator. Magnum goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator catches Magnum in a full nelson. Magnum tries to escape the hold. Magnum is struggling to reach the ropes. Magnum reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. Smooth Operator whips Magnum into the ropes. Smooth Operator uses a short lariat on Magnum. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Smooth Operator puts Magnum in an armlock leglock submission. Magnum is writhing in pain. Carl Westcoat tells Magnum to respond or he'll stop the fight. Magnum nods. Magnum reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds. Smooth Operator hits a diving headbutt on Magnum. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator nails Magnum with a belly-to-belly suplex. (Anaconda, MOD, Gris Lee and the Ghetto Boyz all run down to ringside but AGW security is holding them back.) Smooth Operator hits a front-layout suplex on Magnum. Smooth Operator gives him a kneelift, but Magnum doesn't budge. Smooth Operator punches Magnum. Magnum punches Smooth Operator. Magnum hits Smooth Operator. Magnum attempts to place Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Magnum hits a diving shoulderblock on Smooth Operator. Magnum tags out to Vice. Vice and Magnum whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. Vice and Magnum hit Smooth Operator with a double Hotshot. Magnum leaves the ring. VIOLET: I don_t know how Smooth can overcome this constant doubleteaming. The Violators are one of the best teams in history. Vice gets an armlock hammerlock submission on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator is struggling to reach the ropes. Smooth Operator is valiantly trying to break the hold. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Vice puts Smooth Operator in a bow-and-arrow submission. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Magnum enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Vice and Magnum hit Smooth Operator with a double kneedrop. Magnum leaves the ring. Vice goes for an armbar submission, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator kicks Vice. Vice chops Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator chops Vice. Vice hits Smooth Operator. Vice punches Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator kicks Vice. Vice hits Smooth Operator. Magnum enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Vice and Magnum hit Smooth Operator with a double kneedrop. Magnum leaves the ring. Vice takes Smooth Operator down with an enzuigiri. Vice takes Smooth Operator down with a legsweep. Vice is going for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Vice hits Smooth Operator with a sidewalk slam. Vice whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Vice with a shoulderblock. Smooth Operator catches Vice in an armlock leglock submission. Vice is struggling to reach the ropes. Vice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Smooth Operator uses a Hotshot on Vice. Smooth Operator nails Vice with a flying kneedrop. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Vice with an elbow. Smooth Operator goes for a front facelock, but Vice counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Vice kicks Smooth Operator. Vice punches Smooth Operator. Vice chops Smooth Operator. Vice executes a double-axhandle chop on Smooth Operator. Vice executes a legsweep on Smooth Operator. Vice attempts to place Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Vice goes for a sidewalk slam, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator catches Vice in a full nelson. Smooth Operator lets go after 12 seconds. Smooth Operator nails Vice with the Doctor Bomb. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator whips Vice into the ropes. Vice hits Smooth Operator with a shoulderblock. Vice whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Vice goes for a lariat, but Smooth Operator counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator goes for a Hotshot, but Vice counters it with a lariat. Vice whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Vice hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Vice throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Vice goes through the ropes. Magnum comes over to make it two-on-one. Magnum hits Smooth Operator with a flying lariat. Vice goes for an octopus hold, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Carl Westcoat counts: 1. Smooth Operator hits a forearm smash on Vice. Carl Westcoat counts: 2. Smooth Operator whips Vice into the guardrail. Smooth Operator takes Vice down with a Hotshot. Carl Westcoat counts: 3. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Vice blocks it. Carl Westcoat counts: 4. Vice knocks Smooth Operator into the ringpost. Magnum comes over to make it two-on-one. VIOLET: The Security as well as some other officials are holding GenX back. They want at Speed and The Violators. Speed hasn_t gotten involved in the match though. Which is surprising. Vice and Magnum hit Smooth Operator with a double Hotshot. Magnum nails Smooth Operator with a kick to the head. Vice executes an enzuigiri on Smooth Operator. Vice and Magnum hit Smooth Operator with a double DDT. Magnum goes for a Hotshot, but Smooth Operator counters it with a lariat. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Magnum. Smooth Operator uses an enzuilariato on Magnum. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Magnum follows him back in. Smooth Operator executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Magnum. Smooth Operator gives him a kneelift, but Magnum doesn't even care. Smooth Operator whips Magnum into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits a legsweep on Magnum. Smooth Operator whips Magnum into the ropes. Magnum executes a flying lariat on Smooth Operator. VIOLET: Devastating lariat!! Smooth looks like he_s gone. (From the crowd, the camera catches Malik Shabazz jumping over the guardrail, however Speed attacks him keeping him from entering the ring. As those two are brawling, keeping the ref distracted. Magnum is covering Smooth. Then, virtually simultaneously, GenX breaks through the security and rush to the ring. Anaconda and MOD pull Vice off of the ring apron and begin doubleteaming him. The Ghetto Boyz enter into the ring and nail Magnum with a double lariat, and follow that up with their tag finisher, the Ghetto Blasta.) VIOLET: Oh my gosh!! The Ghetto Boyz just laid the Violator, Magnum, out. Shabazz and Speed are still going at it, but Smooth turns over and sees the fallen Magnum. He seizes advantage! Smooth Operator shoots a fireball in his face. VIOLET: Good night, Smooth wanted to make sure Magnum is hurting by throwing fire at his face. This could be it!!! He goes for the pin. Carl Westcoat counts: One, two, Vice doesn't make it in time... three. The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:09:09 ~~~~~ VIOLET: IT IS!!!! Smooth beats the odds and one-ups Speed Racer by defeating The Violators. What a great match!!! (AGW Security has once again caught up with the GenX members at ringside and is pushing them to the back. Only Shabazz and Smooth remain at ringside for GenX with Shabazz and Speed still brawling on the ground. Out of nowhere Bill Goldberg comes out from the crowd and spears the unsuspecting Shabazz on the concrete floor. He then enters the ring and spears Smooth Operator who has just gotten to his feet. Speed enters the ring and tells Goldberg and the Violators to pummel Smooth. They do so for a minute before Speed grabs a mic.) SPEED: Hey Smooth, you may have won the match, but you sure as hell will NEVER win a war with me. Neither will Garvin, Chocolate Thunder or ANYONE who crosses me. And now, I have some big men of my own, as we witness the return of THE LEGION to the AGW!!!! I could bring the Corporation back, but that is long dead and buried. AGW, be forewarned.....do not F**K with the boss! (Speed throws the mic down and returns to the announcing table as Goldberg and The Violators leave to a mixed reaction. AGW doctors and Shabazz help Smooth out of the ring and to the back.) VIOLET: So, I take it you aren_t through with Smooth. SPEED: Hey, he wants to try and up the ante, I_ll match him at every step. He has been fighting a losing cause for years. VIOLET: Just your opinion. The man you just brawled with, Malik Shabazz is set to take on Deathwish. SPEED: If Shabazz or any of his wimpy friends wanna take something up with me, I_ll be sure to invite my new buddies along for the fun. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Texas Death match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Qetesh... From Nation of Islam... Weighing in at 300 pounds... "The Honorable One" Malik Shabazz His opponent... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... From Death Valley, California... Weighing in at 220 pounds... Deathwish They lock up. Malik Shabazz goes for a bearhug, but Deathwish counters it with a facerake. Deathwish goes for an eye gouge, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Malik Shabazz uses a pumphandle slam on Deathwish. Malik Shabazz gets an octopus hold on Deathwish. Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Malik Shabazz uses a DDT on Deathwish. Malik Shabazz locks Deathwish in a dragon sleeper. Malik Shabazz lets go after 13 seconds. Malik Shabazz goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish executes a dragon suplex on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deathwish goes for an eye gouge, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Malik Shabazz hits Deathwish with a Death Valley Driver. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Deathwish executes a short lariat on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, shoulder up. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish hits the T-bone suplex on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish executes the Inverted Tiger Driver on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish uses the Running Forearm Smash on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish complains about a slow count. Deathwish goes for a split legged moonsault, but Malik Shabazz gets his knees up. Malik Shabazz is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Malik Shabazz goes for a figure-four leglock, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Malik Shabazz ducks out of the way. Malik Shabazz uses a flying somersault neckbreaker on Deathwish. Malik Shabazz runs into the ropes. Malik Shabazz hits Deathwish with a spinning heel kick. Malik Shabazz goes for a DDT, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish nails Malik Shabazz with a dropkick from the second rope. Deathwish whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning heel kick, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a backward kick. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Malik Shabazz goes for a Frankensteiner, but Deathwish counters it with a tiger driver. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Deathwish hits Malik Shabazz with a kick. Deathwish throws Malik Shabazz out of the ring. Deathwish jumps onto him with a Springboard Moonsault. Deathwish nails Malik Shabazz with a thrust kick to the head. Deathwish reenters the ring. Malik Shabazz follows him back in. Deathwish hits Malik Shabazz with a spinning power bomb. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish executes a springboard legdrop on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish goes for a springboard bulldog, but Malik Shabazz side-steps and Deathwish only hits air. Zoe Burgess throws Deathwish the Mace. Deathwish hits Malik Shabazz with it and goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Malik Shabazz executes a takeover suplex on Deathwish. Malik Shabazz goes for a figure-four sleeper, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish hits a Samoan Drop on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish misses with a clothesline. Deathwish hits Malik Shabazz with a kick. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish misses with a clothesline. Malik Shabazz uses a takeover suplex on Deathwish. Malik Shabazz gets a dragon sleeper on Deathwish. Deathwish tries to escape the hold. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Malik Shabazz leaves the ring. He returns with a cane. Malik Shabazz hits the Doctor Bomb on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Malik Shabazz takes a swing at Deathwish with the cane, but he gets out of the way. Deathwish snatches the cane from him. Deathwish hits him with the cane. Deathwish takes Malik Shabazz down with an eye gouge. Deathwish whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes, but Malik Shabazz reverses it. Malik Shabazz executes a Frankensteiner on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Malik Shabazz chokes him with a cane. Malik Shabazz gives the sign for the Freedom Fall. Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Mike Kwolek. Malik Shabazz leaves the ring. He returns with a wire mesh panel. Malik Shabazz hits him with the wire mesh panel. Malik Shabazz whips Deathwish into the ropes. Deathwish hits an Asai moonsault on Malik Shabazz. There is no referee to count. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Deathwish uses a springboard legdrop on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deathwish whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes, but Malik Shabazz reverses it. Deathwish nails Malik Shabazz with a jumping elbow thrust. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish takes Malik Shabazz down with a Samoan Drop onto the chair. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Qetesh puts Malik Shabazz's foot on the rope. Deathwish uses a dropkick from the second rope on Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz bumps into Mike Kwolek. Deathwish whips Malik Shabazz into the ropes. Malik Shabazz misses with a clothesline. Malik Shabazz hits Deathwish with a kick. Malik Shabazz locks Deathwish in a choke sleeper. There is no referee there to ask Deathwish. Deathwish is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Deathwish tries to fight the pain. Deathwish submits after 20 seconds. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Deathwish gets back to his feet. Malik Shabazz executes an inverted power bomb on Deathwish. Malik Shabazz uses a flying somersault neckbreaker on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Malik Shabazz goes for a Frankensteiner, but Deathwish counters it with a tiger driver. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Qetesh puts Malik Shabazz's foot on the rope. Malik Shabazz throws him through a wire mesh panel. Malik Shabazz goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish goes for a spinning power bomb, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a Soviet suplex. In turn, Deathwish counters it with an elbowsmash. Qetesh enters the ring and hits Deathwish with the African Staff. Malik Shabazz uses a senton on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Malik Shabazz throws him through a wire mesh panel. Malik Shabazz catches Deathwish in an octopus hold. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Malik Shabazz executes a dropkick on Deathwish. Malik Shabazz goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish chops Malik Shabazz. Deathwish hits Malik Shabazz. Malik Shabazz kicks Deathwish. Deathwish punches Malik Shabazz. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish hits a dragon suplex onto the chair on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deathwish hits Malik Shabazz with a low blow. Deathwish hits a back heel kick on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish uses a low blow on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish gives him a short lariat, but Malik Shabazz doesn't even care. Deathwish takes Malik Shabazz down with an enzuigiri to the face. Deathwish goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a Gorilla Press. In turn, Deathwish counters it with a small package. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes... Deathwish hits a back heel kick on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Deathwish goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a backdrop. Malik Shabazz is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, Deathwish gets back to his feet. Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Deathwish gets back to his feet. Malik Shabazz throws him through a wire mesh panel. Malik Shabazz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Malik Shabazz sets up the chair. Malik Shabazz goes for a choke slam, but Deathwish counters it with an elbowsmash. Deathwish uses an eye gouge on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish executes an enzuigiri to the face on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Qetesh distracts Mike Kwolek. Deathwish executes a thrust kick to the head on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish throws Malik Shabazz out of the ring. Deathwish goes through the ropes. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Malik Shabazz nails Zoe Burgess. Deathwish hits the T-bone suplex on Malik Shabazz. Deathwish hits Malik Shabazz with a Hotshot. Deathwish uses a thrust kick to the head on Malik Shabazz. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Malik Shabazz nails Zoe Burgess. Deathwish whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish goes for a Soviet suplex, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Malik Shabazz executes a Frankensteiner on Deathwish. Malik Shabazz whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Malik Shabazz uses a spinning mule kick on Deathwish. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Malik Shabazz nails Zoe Burgess. Deathwish takes Malik Shabazz down with a kick to the groin. Deathwish goes for the The Falling Star, but Malik Shabazz blocks it. Deathwish is handed a crowbar. Deathwish hits him with the crowbar. Deathwish whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a cradle suplex. Malik Shabazz goes for a spinning mule kick, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish stabs him with a crowbar. Deathwish sets up a table. Deathwish sets up Malik Shabazz on the table. Deathwish executes a springboard legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Deathwish whips Malik Shabazz into the guardrail. Deathwish reenters the ring. Malik Shabazz follows him back in. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Deathwish goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Malik Shabazz counters it with a cradle suplex. In turn, Deathwish counters it with a cross-body block. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Qetesh puts Malik Shabazz's foot on the rope. Deathwish hits the Inverted Tiger Driver on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, Malik Shabazz gets back to his feet. Deathwish hits a jack-knife power bomb on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Malik Shabazz takes the African Staff and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Deathwish gets back to his feet. Zoe Burgess throws Deathwish the Mace. Deathwish hits Malik Shabazz with it and goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, Malik Shabazz gets back to his feet. Deathwish hits Malik Shabazz with the T-bone suplex. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Malik Shabazz. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Qetesh puts Malik Shabazz's foot on the rope. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Deathwish sets up the chair. Deathwish nails Malik Shabazz with a Death Valley Driver onto the chair. Deathwish goes for a springboard bulldog, but Malik Shabazz side-steps and Deathwish only hits air. Malik Shabazz executes the Freedom Fall on Deathwish. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, three. Mike Kwolek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. The winner is Malik Shabazz. Time of match: 0:16:34 ~~~~~~ VIOLET: Many near ten counts, but Shabazz finally gets it done in the end with the Freedom Fall. SPEED: Deathwish has had some pitiful luck in recent matches. The former IC Champ is doing some struggling. VIOLET: And Shabazz is proving why he is one of the most underrated fighters in the world. SPEED: And Goldberg and The Violators will show him why he and all of GenX shouldn_t have messed with us. VIOLET: Our next match pits two legendary AGW teams against each other. The Legendary Pretty Boys, together again, face the Immortals, quite possibly the best team ever. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 579 pounds... The Legendary Pretty Boys Their opponents... Led to the ring by Hugh Fitzkairn... At a total combined weight of 668 pounds... The Immortals They lock up. Methos kicks Joshua Gardner. Methos chops Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner hits Methos. Methos kicks Joshua Gardner. Methos hits Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner punches Methos. Methos chops Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner chops Methos. Joshua Gardner throws Methos out of the ring. Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Methos reenters the ring. Joshua Gardner attempts to place Methos on the turnbuckle, but Methos blocks it. Joshua Gardner throws Methos out of the ring. Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Methos reenters the ring. Joshua Gardner hits Methos with an inverted atomic drop. Joshua Gardner takes Methos down with the Running Forearm Smash. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Joshua Gardner hits Methos with a back heel kick. Joshua Gardner tags out to Ricky Thompson. Duncan MacLeod enters the ring, but gets cut off. Ricky Thompson and Joshua Gardner whip Methos into the ropes. They hit Methos with a double elbowsmash. Duncan MacLeod gets back up and throws Joshua Gardner out of the ring. Methos and Duncan MacLeod hit Ricky Thompson with a double flying forearm. Duncan MacLeod leaves the ring. Methos executes a powerslam on Ricky Thompson. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Ricky Thompson whips Methos into the turnbuckle. Methos comes back, but is met with an elbow. Ricky Thompson uses the Arabian Facebuster on Methos. Ricky Thompson throws Methos out of the ring. Bowen Murphy counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Methos reenters the ring. Ricky Thompson chops Methos. Ricky Thompson punches Methos. Ricky Thompson attempts to place Methos on the turnbuckle, but Methos blocks it. Ricky Thompson executes an inverted power bomb on Methos. Joshua Gardner enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Ricky Thompson and Joshua Gardner whip Methos into the ropes. They hit Methos with a double backdrop. Joshua Gardner leaves the ring. Ricky Thompson executes a fisherman buster on Methos. Ricky Thompson works the crowd. Ricky Thompson attempts to place Methos on the turnbuckle, but Methos blocks it. Ricky Thompson uses a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Methos. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, kickout. Ricky Thompson uses a tilt-a-whirl powerslam on Methos. Ricky Thompson takes Methos down with a low blow. Ricky Thompson hits Methos with a low blow. Ricky Thompson executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Methos. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Ricky Thompson tags Joshua Gardner. Joshua Gardner lifts Methos up. Ricky Thompson nails Methos with the Pretty Boy Bash and goes for the pin. Bowen Murphy counts: One, two, Hugh Fitzkairn distracts Bowen Murphy. Methos walks out for the countout. The winners are The Legendary Pretty Boys. Time of match: 0:04:06 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Two big top rope DVDs and the Pretty Boy Bash were rocking Methos. SPEED: I think Methos did the smart thing. Save his hide for another night because it just wasn_t going well tonight. VIOLET: He is a veteran, and he knew they wouldn_t lose any face by leaving. Our next match is a bit of a grudge match as Isaac Bacitt faces Vengeance. SPEED: EVERYONE has a grudge with Vengeance. Except me, since he_s not worth my time. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... From parts unknown... Weighing in at 360 pounds... Isaac Bacitt His opponent... Led to the ring by X-Pac and "Iron Man" Rick Johnson... Fighting out of Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 280 pounds... Vengeance They lock up. Vengeance goes for a flying clothesline, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a powerslam. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt uses a Gorilla Press on Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt takes Vengeance down with a fallaway slam. Isaac Bacitt executes the Crippler on Vengeance. Vengeance is struggling to reach the ropes. Vengeance is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vengeance is struggling to reach the ropes. Vengeance is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd tells Vengeance to respond or he'll stop the fight. Vengeance nods. Darren Lloyd asks Vengeance if he should stop the fight. Vengeance shakes his head. Darren Lloyd asks Vengeance if he's had enough. Vengeance shakes his head. Darren Lloyd checks Vengeance's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Vengeance fights his way out of the hold after 33 seconds. Vengeance nails Isaac Bacitt with a flying shoulderblock. Vengeance hits a flying kneedrop on Isaac Bacitt. Vengeance runs into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt hits a Gorilla Press on Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt runs into the ropes. Vengeance hits a powerslam on Isaac Bacitt. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance hits Isaac Bacitt with a flying forearm. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Vengeance goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Isaac Bacitt side-steps and Vengeance only hits air. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. He returns with a motor cycle helmet. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the motor cycle helmet. Isaac Bacitt whips Vengeance into the turnbuckle, but Vengeance reverses it. Isaac Bacitt comes back, but is met with a clothesline. Vengeance goes for a bridging back suplex, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a facerake. Isaac Bacitt nails Vengeance with a DDT. Isaac Bacitt uses a Gorilla Press on Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt uses a Samoan Drop on Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt whips Vengeance into the turnbuckle. Isaac Bacitt runs shoulder-first into the corner. Isaac Bacitt hits a backdrop driver on Vengeance. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Vengeance executes a flying dropkick on Isaac Bacitt. Vengeance uses a fisherman suplex on Isaac Bacitt. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vengeance whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt hits Vengeance with a flying lariat. Isaac Bacitt uses a series of slaps on Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the motor cycle helmet. Isaac Bacitt goes for a forearm smash from the top rope, but Vengeance counters it with a fist to the midsection. Vengeance goes for a bridging back suplex, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with an elbowsmash. Isaac Bacitt attempts to place Vengeance on the turnbuckle, but Vengeance blocks it. Isaac Bacitt hits Vengeance with a headlock takedown. Isaac Bacitt whips Vengeance into the ropes. Vengeance hits Isaac Bacitt with a shoulderblock. Vengeance goes for a DDT, but Isaac Bacitt throws him off. Isaac Bacitt nails Vengeance with a flying forearm. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt puts Vengeance in a bearhug. Vengeance reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Isaac Bacitt places Vengeance on the turnbuckle. Isaac Bacitt hits Vengeance with a superplex. Isaac Bacitt executes the Crippler on Vengeance. Vengeance is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vengeance is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd asks Vengeance if he should stop the fight. Vengeance shakes his head. Darren Lloyd tells Vengeance to respond or he'll stop the fight. Vengeance nods. Darren Lloyd asks Vengeance if he's still there. Vengeance nods. Darren Lloyd tells Vengeance to respond or he'll stop the fight. Vengeance nods. Darren Lloyd checks Vengeance's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Vengeance fights his way out of the hold after 36 seconds. Vengeance nails Isaac Bacitt with a Frankensteiner. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vengeance uses a kneeling headbutt on Isaac Bacitt. Vengeance whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it. Vengeance hits Isaac Bacitt with a clothesline. Isaac Bacitt falls out of the ring. Vengeance goes through the ropes. Vengeance whips Isaac Bacitt into the guardrail. Darren Lloyd counts: 1. Vengeance hits a legsweep faceslam on Isaac Bacitt. Darren Lloyd counts: 2. Vengeance goes for the Payback, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a backdrop. Isaac Bacitt whips Vengeance into the guardrail. Darren Lloyd counts: 3. Isaac Bacitt whips Vengeance into the guardrail. Isaac Bacitt executes a flying lariat on Vengeance. Darren Lloyd counts: 4. Darren Lloyd counts: 5. Isaac Bacitt hits a backdrop driver on Vengeance. Darren Lloyd counts: 6. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt uses a bodyslam on Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt is handed brass knuckles. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the knuckles. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the knuckles. Isaac Bacitt sets up a table. Isaac Bacitt whips Vengeance into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the knuckles. Isaac Bacitt knocks Vengeance into the ringpost. Isaac Bacitt whips Vengeance into the guardrail. Isaac Bacitt nails Vengeance with a flying forearm. Isaac Bacitt hits a Samoan Drop on Vengeance. Darren Lloyd counts: 7. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Vengeance nails Zoe Burgess. Isaac Bacitt throws Vengeance back into the ring. Isaac Bacitt brings the table into the ring. Vengeance kicks Isaac Bacitt. Vengeance kicks Isaac Bacitt. Vengeance hits Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt kicks Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt chops Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt executes an elbowsmash on Vengeance. Isaac Bacitt goes for a thumb to the throat, but Vengeance blocks it. Vengeance throws Isaac Bacitt out of the ring. Darren Lloyd counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Isaac Bacitt reenters the ring. Isaac Bacitt begs off. Vengeance whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. Vengeance misses with an elbow. Isaac Bacitt hits Vengeance with a shoulderblock. Isaac Bacitt takes Vengeance down with a flying forearm. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Isaac Bacitt takes Vengeance down with the Michinoku Driver. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The winner is Isaac Bacitt. Time of match: 0:09:04 ~~~~~ VIOLET: I have to consider that an upset! Vengeance suffers his first loss at the hands of Isaac Bacitt. SPEED: Ike is often found in Most Holy_s interviews and the Mostest obviously knew what he was doing by signing this matchup. VIOLET: Vengeance still has a decent record though. SPEED: Yeah, but he_s not undefeated, and that takes a lot of starch out of someone when they lose for the first time in a while. VIOLET: Next up is the ironman match with Goldberg facing Brolly. SPEED: Goldberg of the New Legion, mind you. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match with Iron Man rules. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Alex DiGiacomo... Fighting out of Tulsa, OK... Weighing in at 285 pounds... Bill Goldberg His opponent... Led to the ring by Klilyn... Hailing from Planet Vegeta... Weighing in at 450 pounds... Brolly No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Iron Man Match Brolly beat Bill Goldberg 8 falls to 5: x Brolly beat Goldberg via his special move in 0:11:03 x Goldberg beat Brolly via a diamond cutter in 0:12:02 x Goldberg beat Brolly via the drop toehold onto a chair in 0:15:15 x Brolly beat Goldberg via his special move in 0:18:01 x Goldberg beat Brolly via the Jackhammer in 0:22:39 x Goldberg beat Brolly via pinfall in 0:27:01 x Brolly beat Goldberg via the Brolly Face Slam in 0:37:12 x Brolly beat Goldberg via the Brolly Face Slam in 0:41:07 x Brolly beat Goldberg via pinfall in 0:44:28 x Brolly beat Goldberg via a scoop powerslam in 0:46:26 x Brolly beat Goldberg via the Brolly Face Slam in 0:51:50 x Goldberg beat Brolly via an achilles tendon hold in 0:56:07 x Brolly beat Goldberg via his special move in 0:58:33 x time limit expired (Goldberg and Brolly) in 1:00:00 Rating: -**** 3/4 VIOLET: A tough matchup, with Brolly pulling it out. He obviously wanted to avenge his loss to Most Holy in an ironman match. SPEED: Yeah, Brolly got lucky. The Z Team haven_t had much to say in a while. VIOLET: They haven_t won a lot, so they have nothing to talk about. SPEED: Yeah, I bet Bill was just having an off night. VIOLET: Looks like your group is 0-2.... SPEED: With 2 matches left, I might add. The Violators will go for the NDS and the World Tag belts, and myself and HBK will have our match. VIOLET: Is HBK a member of the Legion? SPEED: Nope. We_re just teaming up due to our mutual hatred of Garvin. VIOLET: OK. We are all through the non title matches. Everything now will either have a title on the line or a stipulation. Your match does say that if you lose, Walsh gets the presidency for 60 days, right? SPEED: Right, that_s why I guarantee I won_t lose. Unless Walsh can bring me Shannon Doherty, I don_t give a damn about him. VIOLET: I thought you and Sonia were still dating. SPEED: Oh, I just want Doherty_s, er, autograph. VIOLET: Dan Sexton is set to take on Tom Tennant for the AG Title. And the wheel says it is a bootcamp match. SPEED: Most Holy probably rigged it to be such....to honor that actor who played Patton. VIOLET: George C. Scott, the late legendary actor? His movies are great. SPEED: Wasn_t he in Apocalypse Now? VIOLET: That was Marlon Brando!! SPEED: Oh, whatever. ~~~~~ This contest is a falls-count-anywhere-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Bootcamp match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Anything Goes Title. Introducing first... Hailing from Garrison, New Jersey... Weighing in at 330 pounds... Dan Sexton His opponent... Led to the ring by "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper... Fighting out of Morgantown, West Virginia... Weighing in at 240 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Champion... "The Survivor" Tom Tennant They lock up. Tom Tennant punches Dan Sexton. Tom Tennant hits Dan Sexton. Tom Tennant nails Dan Sexton with a dropkick. Tom Tennant catches Dan Sexton in a grapevine. Dan Sexton tries to escape the hold. Dan Sexton is inching his way towards the ropes. Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Tom Tennant nails Dan Sexton with a jumping DDT. Tom Tennant hits Dan Sexton with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant uses a dropkick on Dan Sexton. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. He returns with a vacuum cleaner. Tom Tennant hits him with the vacuum cleaner. Tom Tennant hits him with a vacuum cleaner. Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri on Dan Sexton. Tom Tennant hits Dan Sexton with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant throws Dan Sexton out of the ring. Tom Tennant jumps onto him with a plancha. Tom Tennant knocks Dan Sexton into the ringpost. Dan Sexton is busted wide open. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Dan Sexton. Tom Tennant whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant hits him with the Boot. Tom Tennant goes for a forearm smash, but Dan Sexton blocks it. Dan Sexton goes for a guillotine choke, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant hits him with the Boot. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant knocks Dan Sexton into the ringsteps. Tom Tennant whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant throws Dan Sexton over the guardrail. Tom Tennant whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. They're brawling inside the ring area. Dan Sexton grabs a chair. Dan Sexton sets up the chair. Dan Sexton goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Tom Tennant counters it with a low blow. Tom Tennant whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail. Tom Tennant executes a flying clothesline on Dan Sexton. Tom Tennant is handed the Baseball Bat. Tom Tennant hits him with the Baseball Bat. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant throws Dan Sexton over the guardrail. Tom Tennant hits an elbowdrop on Dan Sexton. Tom Tennant is handed the Baseball Bat. Tom Tennant hits him with the Baseball Bat. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Tom Tennant throws Dan Sexton over the guardrail. Tom Tennant whips Dan Sexton into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant nails Dan Sexton with an elbowdrop. Tom Tennant is handed a crutch. Tom Tennant hits him with the crutch. Tom Tennant hits him with a crutch. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant throws Dan Sexton over the guardrail. Tom Tennant executes a kneedrop on Dan Sexton. Tom Tennant hits him with the Boot. They're brawling down the aisle. Tom Tennant goes for a dropkick, but Dan Sexton side-steps and Tom Tennant only hits air. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Dan Sexton. They're brawling in mid-arena. Tom Tennant uses a waistlock suplex on Dan Sexton. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:04:47 ~~~~~ VIOLET: A painful suplex on the floor knocked the wind out of Sexton. The match ended a bit abrupty, though. SPEED: Much less hardcore than the average hardcore match.....but a Bootcamp match isn_t necessarily as bloody as the average hardcore match. VIOLET: Yes. Tom Tennant once again regains that Anything Goes Title and I am impressed by his ability to hold on. SPEED: In a league where belts change virtually every card, it_s always good to have at least one beltholder who can keep things going. VIOLET: The AGW Women_s belt is on the line next as Qetesh will put it against 3 other ladies: Daisy Mayhem, former champ Tessa, and Alexandra The Great. SPEED: I predict Tessa WON_T win. VIOLET: Why? SPEED: Because I said so. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-four corners match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Women's Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Sweet Johnny Brown... From West Virginia... Weighing in at 165 pounds... Daisy Mayhem Her opponent... Led to the ring by Brandon Walsh... Fighting out of Beverly Hills, California... Weighing in at 129 pounds... Tessa Their opponent... Fighting out of Saudi Arabia... Weighing in at 225 pounds... Alexandra The Great Their opponent... Led to the ring by Malik Shabazz... Fighting out of Harlem, NY... Weighing in at 170 pounds... The AGW Women's Champion... "NUBIAN GODDESS" Qetesh They lock up. Alexandra The Great gives her a Gorilla Press, but Qetesh doesn't even care. Qetesh locks Alexandra The Great in an abdominal stretch. Alexandra The Great reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Qetesh attempts to place Alexandra The Great on the turnbuckle, but Alexandra The Great blocks it. Qetesh whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes. Qetesh hits Alexandra The Great with a backdrop. Qetesh is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Qetesh runs into the ropes. Qetesh hits Alexandra The Great with a kick. Qetesh leaves the ring. She returns with a leather belt. Qetesh hits her with the leather belt. Alexandra The Great is busted wide open. Rich McKinnon throws the leather belt out of the ring. Qetesh puts Alexandra The Great in a scorpion deathlock. Alexandra The Great is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alexandra The Great reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Qetesh leaves the ring. She returns with a chair. Qetesh runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Qetesh takes Alexandra The Great down with a frog splash. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Qetesh locks Alexandra The Great in a sleeperhold. Alexandra The Great tries to escape the hold. Alexandra The Great is inching her way towards the ropes. Alexandra The Great reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Qetesh places Alexandra The Great on the turnbuckle. Qetesh goes for a top-rope German Suplex, but Alexandra The Great counters it with an elbowsmash. Alexandra The Great kicks Qetesh. Alexandra The Great hits Qetesh. Qetesh hits Alexandra The Great. Qetesh punches Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great punches Qetesh. Alexandra The Great punches Qetesh. Alexandra The Great uses an inverted atomic drop on Qetesh. Alexandra The Great hits Qetesh with a DDT. Alexandra The Great runs into the ropes. Alexandra The Great hits Qetesh with a kick. Alexandra The Great hits a forearm smash on Qetesh. Alexandra The Great is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Alexandra The Great gets a camel clutch on Qetesh. Qetesh is barely hanging in there. Rich McKinnon asks Qetesh if she's still there. Qetesh nods. Qetesh is close to passing out from the pain. Rich McKinnon asks Qetesh if she's still there. Qetesh nods. Rich McKinnon checks Qetesh's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Rich McKinnon stops the match after 49 seconds. Qetesh has been eliminated. The winner is Alexandra The Great. Time of match: 0:03:20 VIOLET: And the champ has been eliminated!!! SPEED: We are definitely going to have a new champion now. Qetesh deserves it. She badmouthed Moonspell and Amethyst. You should be pissed that she is being arrogant towards Amethyst since she is YOUR sister. VIOLET: Qetesh is just competitive, that_s all. Heck, I don_t even think she knew Amethyst was my sister. SPEED: Some people need to pay attention to that. I_m tired of people calling me about Amethyst. I_m NOT HER BRO DAMMIT!!!! I just happen to be the head of the stable she is in. They lock up. Tessa whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes. Alexandra The Great misses with an elbow. Tessa misses with a kick. Tessa goes for a kick to the head, but Alexandra The Great blocks it. Alexandra The Great nails Tessa with a forearm smash. Tessa takes Alexandra The Great down with a rana. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tessa complains about a slow count. Tessa executes a dragon suplex on Alexandra The Great. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring. Tessa executes a handspring moonsault on Alexandra The Great. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Tessa complains about a slow count. Alexandra The Great takes Tessa down with an inside cradle. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Alexandra The Great goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Tessa rolls out of the way. Tessa hits a flying forearm on Alexandra The Great. Rich McKinnon counts: One, kickout. Tessa tags out to Daisy Mayhem. Daisy Mayhem whips Alexandra The Great into the turnbuckle, but Alexandra The Great reverses it. Alexandra The Great runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Daisy Mayhem lifts her knee. Daisy Mayhem whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes. Alexandra The Great hits Daisy Mayhem with a kick. Alexandra The Great uses a piledriver on Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great gets a bearhug on Daisy Mayhem. Daisy Mayhem reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Alexandra The Great goes for a DDT, but Daisy Mayhem counters it with a small package. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Alexandra The Great whips Daisy Mayhem into the ropes, but Daisy Mayhem reverses it. Alexandra The Great misses with an elbow. Alexandra The Great hits Daisy Mayhem with a kick. Alexandra The Great tags out to Tessa. Tessa goes for a bulldog headlock, but Daisy Mayhem throws him off. Daisy Mayhem gets an abdominal stretch on Tessa. Daisy Mayhem lets go after 14 seconds. Daisy Mayhem goes for a lariat, but Tessa blocks it. Tessa whips Daisy Mayhem into the turnbuckle. Daisy Mayhem comes back and rocks Tessa with a clothesline. Daisy Mayhem whips Tessa into the ropes. Daisy Mayhem misses with a clothesline. Daisy Mayhem hits Tessa with a fist to the midsection. Daisy Mayhem hits Tessa with a belly-to-back suplex. Daisy Mayhem whips Tessa into the turnbuckle. Daisy Mayhem charges in with a splash. Daisy Mayhem puts Tessa in an armlock hammerlock submission. Tessa is struggling to reach the ropes. Tessa tries to escape the hold. Tessa is struggling to reach the ropes. Tessa reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. Daisy Mayhem uses a chop on Tessa. Daisy Mayhem uses a fist to the midsection on Tessa. Daisy Mayhem whips Tessa into the turnbuckle, but Tessa reverses it. Tessa runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Daisy Mayhem lifts her knee. Daisy Mayhem goes for an anaconda hold, but Tessa blocks it. Tessa takes Daisy Mayhem down with a headbutt. Tessa runs into the ropes. Daisy Mayhem executes the Hillbilly Lullaby on Tessa. Tessa is struggling to reach the ropes. Tessa tries to escape the hold. Tessa is struggling to reach the ropes. Tessa tries to escape the hold. Tessa is almost gone. Rich McKinnon checks Tessa's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Tessa fights his way out of the hold after 36 seconds. Tessa goes for an abdominal stretch, but Daisy Mayhem counters it with an elbowsmash. Daisy Mayhem nails Tessa with neck-scissors. Daisy Mayhem tags out to Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great hits a front slam on Tessa. Alexandra The Great executes the Whirling Dervish on Tessa. Alexandra The Great goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Brandon Walsh puts Tessa's foot on the rope. Tessa uses a kick to the midsection on Alexandra The Great. Tessa chops Alexandra The Great. Tessa kicks Alexandra The Great. Tessa kicks Alexandra The Great. Tessa goes for a lariat, but Alexandra The Great counters it with an armbar submission. Tessa is inching his way towards the ropes. Tessa summons one last burst of energy. Tessa submits after 14 seconds. Tessa has been eliminated. The winner is Alexandra The Great. Time of match: 0:09:41 ~~~~~ VIOLET: That must feel good. I know Daisy wanted to eliminate Tessa, but she seemed content to let Alexandra do the work. SPEED: Tessa telegraphed that lariat and Alexandra drove her arm into the ground. VIOLET: One of Sweet Johnny_s girls are going to be the new AGW Women_s Champ. They lock up. Daisy Mayhem locks Alexandra The Great in an anaconda hold. Alexandra The Great reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Daisy Mayhem goes for a back heel kick, but Alexandra The Great ducks out of the way. Alexandra The Great whips Daisy Mayhem into the ropes. Alexandra The Great hits Daisy Mayhem with a bodyslam. Alexandra The Great nails Daisy Mayhem with a dropkick. Alexandra The Great throws Daisy Mayhem out of the ring. Alexandra The Great goes through the ropes. Alexandra The Great executes a forearm smash on Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great nails Daisy Mayhem with a Gorilla Press. Alexandra The Great throws Daisy Mayhem back into the ring. Alexandra The Great goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Daisy Mayhem blocks it. Daisy Mayhem hits Alexandra The Great with a fist to the midsection. Daisy Mayhem goes for a back suplex, but Alexandra The Great blocks it. Alexandra The Great hits Daisy Mayhem with an avalanche. Alexandra The Great executes a fist to the midsection on Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great hits Daisy Mayhem with a fist to the midsection. Alexandra The Great goes for a vertical suplex, but Daisy Mayhem blocks it. Daisy Mayhem goes for an enzuilariato, but Alexandra The Great counters it with a backward kick. Alexandra The Great whips Daisy Mayhem into the turnbuckle, but Daisy Mayhem reverses it. Daisy Mayhem charges in with a splash, but Alexandra The Great moves out of the way. Alexandra The Great hits a piledriver on Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great hits a fist to the midsection on Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great goes for a lariat, but Daisy Mayhem counters it with an armbar submission. Alexandra The Great is struggling to reach the ropes. Daisy Mayhem lets go after 20 seconds. Daisy Mayhem goes for a side suplex, but Alexandra The Great blocks it. Alexandra The Great hits Daisy Mayhem with a jawbreaker. Alexandra The Great goes for a back suplex, but Daisy Mayhem flips over. Daisy Mayhem hits Alexandra The Great with a jumping side kick. Daisy Mayhem goes for a full nelson, but Alexandra The Great counters it with a backward kick. Alexandra The Great uses a power bomb on Daisy Mayhem. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Alexandra The Great whips Daisy Mayhem into the ropes, but Daisy Mayhem reverses it. Alexandra The Great goes for a lariat, but Daisy Mayhem counters it with a crucifix. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, shoulder up. Daisy Mayhem takes Alexandra The Great down with a DDT. Daisy Mayhem whips Alexandra The Great into the ropes. Alexandra The Great misses with a kick. Alexandra The Great hits Daisy Mayhem with a kick. Alexandra The Great goes for a side suplex, but Daisy Mayhem blocks it. Daisy Mayhem gives her a back suplex, but Alexandra The Great doesn't even care. Daisy Mayhem throws Alexandra The Great out of the ring. Daisy Mayhem goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alexandra The Great nails Daisy Mayhem with a dropkick. Alexandra The Great reenters the ring. Daisy Mayhem follows her back in. Alexandra The Great is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Alexandra The Great goes for a kneeling headbutt, but Daisy Mayhem blocks it. Daisy Mayhem goes for a back heel kick, but Alexandra The Great ducks out of the way. Alexandra The Great kicks Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great kicks Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great whips Daisy Mayhem into the ropes. Daisy Mayhem and Alexandra The Great get hit with a double clothesline. Daisy Mayhem takes Alexandra The Great down with an enzuigiri. Daisy Mayhem throws Alexandra The Great out of the ring. Daisy Mayhem goes through the ropes. Daisy Mayhem whips Alexandra The Great into the guardrail. Daisy Mayhem gives her an enzuigiri, but Alexandra The Great only stares at her. Daisy Mayhem hits a bodyslam on Alexandra The Great. Daisy Mayhem takes Alexandra The Great down with a belly-to-back suplex. Daisy Mayhem gives her an earringer, but Alexandra The Great doesn't budge. Alexandra The Great knocks Daisy Mayhem into the ringpost. Alexandra The Great whips Daisy Mayhem into the guardrail. Alexandra The Great executes a DDT on Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great whips Daisy Mayhem into the guardrail. Daisy Mayhem knocks Alexandra The Great into the ringsteps. Daisy Mayhem gives her a legsweep, but Alexandra The Great only stares at her. Alexandra The Great reenters the ring. Daisy Mayhem follows her back in. Alexandra The Great nails Daisy Mayhem with a forearm smash. Daisy Mayhem nails Alexandra The Great with an elbowsmash. Daisy Mayhem hits Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great punches Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great chops Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great punches Daisy Mayhem. Alexandra The Great uses a power bomb on Daisy Mayhem. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, in the ropes... Alexandra The Great goes for a lariat, but Daisy Mayhem counters it with an armbar submission. Alexandra The Great reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Daisy Mayhem executes the Hillbilly Lullaby on Alexandra The Great. Alexandra The Great is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alexandra The Great is barely hanging in there. Rich McKinnon asks Alexandra The Great if she's had enough. Alexandra The Great shakes her head. Alexandra The Great tries to escape the hold. Alexandra The Great is writhing in pain. Rich McKinnon asks Alexandra The Great if she's had enough. Alexandra The Great doesn't respond. Rich McKinnon stops the fight after 26 seconds. Alexandra The Great has been eliminated. The winner is Daisy Mayhem. Time of match: 0:18:57 ~~~~~~ VIOLET: DAISY MAYHEM IS THE NEW WOMEN_S CHAMP!!!!! She ends Alexandra_s undefeated streak while winning the gold at the same time! SPEED: Alexandra was probably the favorite going in, but Daisy was impressive. Hey, I give credit where credit is due, those two fought non stop for 7 minutes with each other after the others were eliminated. VIOLET: Daisy and Alexandra are exchanging hugs in the ring. They have each other_s full fledged support and that is great to see. SPEED: They_re definitely different. VIOLET: The Impact Players are next, as they will defend the AG Tag Titles against Dan Kelly and Kris Kanyon. Speed, WHY did you give Kanyon and Kelly a shot? SPEED: Kanyon offered me a beer or two. VIOLET: Uhhh Yeah. SPEED: No, he did! VIOLET: And since the Impact Players have 3 members, I wonder which two will defend the belts tonight. Vega and Steel haven_t wrestled yet tonight, so I think they will. SPEED: Well, you_ll be half right guaranteed. ONE of them has to be in it unless they gained a fourth member. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Exploding Tack Board Death tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 545 pounds... "The Rookie of the Year" Dan Kelly and "The Drunk" Kris Kanyon Their opponents... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... At a total combined weight of 515 pounds... The AGW Anything Goes Tag Team Champions... Impact Players VIOLET: Representing the Impact Players will be Brad Steel and Sean Blake. That is a mistake. SPEED: Blake has already been in one match and has another one coming. Hey, I bet the opponent_s wouldn_t think that Kelly would be in it. They lock up. Dan Kelly hits Brad Steel with the Bronco Buster. Dan Kelly hits Brad Steel with the Bronco Buster. Dan Kelly goes for the Crimson Clover, but Brad Steel counters it with an eye poke. Brad Steel goes for a spinning heel kick, but Dan Kelly blocks it. Dan Kelly hits a vertical facebuster on Brad Steel. Dan Kelly kicks Brad Steel. Brad Steel chops Dan Kelly. Brad Steel punches Dan Kelly. Dan Kelly chops Brad Steel. Brad Steel chops Dan Kelly. Dan Kelly punches Brad Steel. Dan Kelly punches Brad Steel. Kris Kanyon enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dan Kelly and Kris Kanyon hit Brad Steel with a double jumping DDT. Kris Kanyon hits Brad Steel with a Death Valley Driver. Dan Kelly hits a clothesline from the top rope on Brad Steel. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. Dan Kelly goes for the Scorpion Death Drop, but Brad Steel blocks it. Brad Steel chops Dan Kelly. Dan Kelly hits Brad Steel. Dan Kelly punches Brad Steel. Dan Kelly takes Brad Steel down with the Bronco Buster. Dan Kelly goes for the Crimson Clover, but Brad Steel counters it with an arm bite. Dan Kelly whips Brad Steel into the barbed wire. Dan Kelly kicks Brad Steel. Brad Steel hits Dan Kelly. Brad Steel hits Dan Kelly. Dan Kelly punches Brad Steel. Dan Kelly tags out to Kris Kanyon. Sean Blake enters the ring, but gets cut off. Kris Kanyon and Dan Kelly whip Brad Steel into the ropes. They hit Brad Steel with a double clothesline. Dan Kelly leaves the ring. Kris Kanyon goes for a fireman's carry into a flapjack, but Brad Steel counters it with a crucifix. Brad Steel nails Kris Kanyon with a springboard dropkick. Brad Steel goes for a vertical suplex, but Kris Kanyon reverses it. Dan Kelly enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dan Kelly goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Brad Steel counters it with a crucifix. Dan Kelly leaves the ring. Brad Steel executes an uppercut on Kris Kanyon. Brad Steel tags out to Sean Blake. Kris Kanyon hits the Diamond Cutter on Sean Blake. Kris Kanyon goes for an arm-hook DDT, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake punches Kris Kanyon. Sean Blake punches Kris Kanyon. Sean Blake kicks Kris Kanyon. Sean Blake hits Kris Kanyon with a backspin DDT. Sean Blake goes for a backdrop driver, but Kris Kanyon counters it with a facerake. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kris Kanyon sets up the chair. Kris Kanyon goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Sean Blake counters it with a facerake. Sean Blake kicks Kris Kanyon. Kris Kanyon hits Sean Blake. Sean Blake chops Kris Kanyon. Sean Blake chops Kris Kanyon. Sean Blake whips Kris Kanyon into the turnbuckle, but Kris Kanyon reverses it. Kris Kanyon charges into the corner, but Sean Blake lifts his leg. Sean Blake nails Kris Kanyon with a fist to the midsection. Sean Blake takes Kris Kanyon down with the Doctor Bomb. Sean Blake laughs at the crowd. Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring. Sean Blake throws Kris Kanyon out of the ring. Sean Blake goes through the ropes. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel takes Kris Kanyon down with a springboard dropkick. Sean Blake locks Kris Kanyon in a sleeperhold. Sean Blake attempts to place Kris Kanyon on the turnbuckle, but Kris Kanyon blocks it. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel goes for a springboard dropkick, but Kris Kanyon side-steps and Brad Steel only hits air. Dan Kelly comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel comes over and lays out Dan Kelly. Sean Blake whips Kris Kanyon into the guardrail. Sean Blake takes Kris Kanyon down with a legsweep. Sean Blake whips Kris Kanyon into the guardrail. Sean Blake grabs a chair. Sean Blake sets up the chair. Sean Blake nails Kris Kanyon with a choke slam onto the chair. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Kelly comes over and lays out Brad Steel. Dan Kelly uses a double underhook DDT on Sean Blake. Kris Kanyon executes a slingshot power bomb on Sean Blake. Dan Kelly comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Kelly hits Sean Blake with a Steinerline. Kris Kanyon takes Sean Blake down with a crucifix. Brad Steel comes over and lays out Dan Kelly. Brad Steel hits a springboard dropkick on Kris Kanyon. Sean Blake goes for a backdrop driver, but Kris Kanyon counters it with a go-behind. Brad Steel comes over, but gets cut off. Dan Kelly goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Sean Blake counters it with a hiptoss. Sean Blake executes the Doctor Bomb on Kris Kanyon. Brad Steel comes over to make it two-on-one. Brad Steel hits a springboard dropkick on Kris Kanyon. Sean Blake puts Kris Kanyon in a sleeperhold. Sean Blake whips Kris Kanyon into the guardrail. Sean Blake executes a moonsault on Kris Kanyon. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sean Blake hits a superkick on Kris Kanyon. Sean Blake throws Kris Kanyon back into the ring. Sean Blake brings the table into the ring. Sean Blake gives the sign for the Top Rope Diamond Cutter. Sean Blake attempts to place Kris Kanyon on the turnbuckle, but Kris Kanyon blocks it. Sean Blake whips Kris Kanyon into the barbed wire. Sean Blake scrapes Kris Kanyon's face across the barbed wire. Brad Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dan Kelly enters the ring and lays out Brad Steel. Dan Kelly goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Sean Blake counters it with a hiptoss. Dan Kelly leaves the ring. Sean Blake takes Kris Kanyon down with a double underhook suplex. Sean Blake puts Kris Kanyon in an airplane spin. Kris Kanyon tries to escape the hold. Sean Blake lets go after 17 seconds. Brad Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Sean Blake and Brad Steel hit Kris Kanyon with a double bodyslam. Dan Kelly enters the ring and lays out Brad Steel. Dan Kelly leaves the ring. Kris Kanyon nails Sean Blake with an inverted atomic drop. Kris Kanyon uses a clothesline on Sean Blake. Kris Kanyon tags out to Dan Kelly. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Kris Kanyon runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Kris Kanyon executes a clothesline on Sean Blake. Dan Kelly goes for a knee to the groin, but Sean Blake blocks it. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. Sean Blake executes spinning tombstone on Dan Kelly. Sean Blake whips Dan Kelly into the barbed wire. Sean Blake sets up Dan Kelly on the table. Sean Blake executes spinning tombstone through the table. The table is broken in half. Sean Blake whips Dan Kelly into the turnbuckle. Sean Blake kicks Dan Kelly. Sean Blake chops Dan Kelly. Sean Blake hits Dan Kelly. Sean Blake takes Dan Kelly down with a kick to the groin. Sean Blake nails Dan Kelly with an elbowsmash. Sean Blake whips Dan Kelly into the barbed wire. Sean Blake whips Dan Kelly into the barbed wire. Sean Blake executes a vertical facebuster on Dan Kelly. Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring. Sean Blake tries to put Dan Kelly on the exploding tack board. SPEED: That board is going to go up in smoke when someone hits it. Now THIS is extreme. AGW! AGW! AGW! VIOLET: Oh, please. Dan Kelly blocks it. Dan Kelly takes Sean Blake down with the Bronco Buster. Dan Kelly hits the Bronco Buster on Sean Blake. Dan Kelly goes for a DDT, but Sean Blake counters it with a backdrop. Sean Blake whips Dan Kelly into the barbed wire, but Dan Kelly reverses it. Dan Kelly nails Sean Blake with a flying dropkick. Dan Kelly whips Sean Blake into the turnbuckle. Dan Kelly uses a clothesline to the back of the head on Sean Blake. Dan Kelly leaves the ring. He returns with a pen. Dan Kelly takes a swing at Sean Blake with the pen, but he gets out of the way. Sean Blake snatches the pen from him. Sean Blake takes a swing at Dan Kelly with the pen, but he gets out of the way. Dan Kelly snatches the pen from him. Dan Kelly hits him with the pen. Dan Kelly attempts to place Sean Blake on the turnbuckle, but Sean Blake blocks it. Dan Kelly whips Sean Blake into the turnbuckle. Dan Kelly takes Sean Blake down with the Diamond Cutter. Dan Kelly executes a German suplex on Sean Blake. Dan Kelly goes for a jumping DDT, but Sean Blake counters it with a small package. Sean Blake tags out to Brad Steel. Brad Steel and Sean Blake hit Dan Kelly with a double flying axhandle. Brad Steel and Sean Blake hit Dan Kelly with a double flying axhandle. Brad Steel and Sean Blake whip Dan Kelly into the ropes. They hit Dan Kelly with a double backdrop. Sean Blake leaves the ring. Brad Steel goes for a tiger suplex, but Dan Kelly counters it with a backward kick. Dan Kelly hits him with the pen. Dan Kelly leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Dan Kelly takes the chair. Dan Kelly goes for a knee to the groin, but Brad Steel counters it with a dragon screw. In turn, Dan Kelly counters it with an enzuigiri to the face. Dan Kelly goes for headbutt to the groin, but Brad Steel blocks it. Sean Blake enters the ring. Brad Steel and Sean Blake hit Dan Kelly with the Major Impact. Brad Steel uses a backbreaker on Dan Kelly. Brad Steel goes for a snap suplex, but Dan Kelly counters it with a vertical suplex. Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring. Dan Kelly takes Brad Steel down with an armhook DDT. Dan Kelly Does a backflip and yells "HELL YEAH". Dan Kelly executes the Crimson Clover on Brad Steel. Brad Steel is struggling to reach the ropes. Brad Steel is valiantly trying to break the hold. Brad Steel is writhing in pain. Brad Steel tries to fight the pain. Brad Steel summons one last burst of energy. Brad Steel is close to passing out from the pain. Brad Steel is barely hanging in there. Brad Steel breaks the hold after 1 minute. Sean Blake enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Sean Blake nails Dan Kelly with a short lariat. Brad Steel goes for a back suplex, but Dan Kelly flips over. Sean Blake leaves the ring. Dan Kelly uses a clothesline to the back of the head on Brad Steel. Dan Kelly stabs him with a pen. The pen is broken in half. Dan Kelly whips Brad Steel into the barbed wire, but Brad Steel reverses it. Brad Steel hits Dan Kelly with a Northern Lights bomb. Brad Steel leaves the ring. He returns with a cup of coffee. Brad Steel hits him with the cup of coffee. Brad Steel executes a spear on Dan Kelly. Brad Steel nails Dan Kelly with a chop. Brad Steel tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sean Blake sets up the chair. Sean Blake executes a full nelson faceslam onto the chair on Dan Kelly. Sean Blake executes a facerake on Dan Kelly. Sean Blake hits a reverse neckbreaker on Dan Kelly. Sean Blake tries to put Dan Kelly on the exploding tack board. Dan Kelly blocks it. Kris Kanyon enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Kris Kanyon goes for a spinebuster slam, but Sean Blake counters it with a small package. Kris Kanyon leaves the ring. Brad Steel goes for a punch, but Kris Kanyon reverses it. Kris Kanyon uses a throw-off on Brad Steel. Kris Kanyon places Brad Steel on the turnbuckle. Kris Kanyon uses a top-rope choke slam on Brad Steel. Kris Kanyon grinds Brad Steel's face across the barbed wire. Brad Steel is busted wide open. Kris Kanyon goes for a jumping DDT, but Brad Steel counters it with a backdrop. Brad Steel looks at the crowd and screams "C'mon Baby!". Brad Steel hits a reverse neckbreaker on Kris Kanyon. Brad Steel executes a reverse neckbreaker on Kris Kanyon. Brad Steel gives the sign for the Bombs Away. Brad Steel executes the Bombs Away on Kris Kanyon. Brad Steel hits Kris Kanyon with a roundhouse kick. Brad Steel tries to put Kris Kanyon on the exploding tack board. VIOLET: Kanyon is out of it in this bloody massacre. SPEED: This is gonna rule!!! Brad Steel puts Kris Kanyon on the exploding tack board. (The Board goes up in smoke as fireworks surrounding it go off simultaneously. Brad Steel leaps back to avoid getting singed, but does get hit by some of the fireworks.) SPEED: As Joey Styles would say....OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!! VIOLET: Kanyon is totally out of it. The attendants carry Kris Kanyon back to the locker room. The winners are Impact Players. Time of match: 0:15:50 ~~~~~ SPEED: And the Impact Players defend their titles by blowing up The Drunk. VIOLET: A very brutal match, this Philly fans loved it! SPEED: Hey, I just thought of something. Kanyon is a drunk, and so has alcohol on him. Those fireworks could have set the alcohol on fire, making Kanyon a genuine burning man. VIOLET: Gee, how lovely a thought. SPEED: Well, it would have been cool. I hear that burning folks equal ratings. VIOLET: Who told you that? SPEED: Father Arson. Get it, Father Arson....likes burning people? HA HA HA!!!! VIOLET: Give me a break. Triangle Cruiserweight title action as Son Goku and Sebastian Cage will face Most Holy. SPEED: Cage was a late addition since he was promised a return match once he recovered from his concussion a month ago at AGW vs. The World. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-triangle match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Cruiserweight Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Klilyn... Hailing from Planet Vegeta... Weighing in at 230 pounds... Son Goku His opponent... Hailing from Providence, Rhode Island... Weighing in at 232 pounds... "The Admiral" Sebastian Cage Their opponent... Led to the ring by Zoe Burgess... From Lawrence, Kansas... Weighing in at 224 pounds... The AGW Cruiserweight Champion... "Bigger than the Pope!!!!" Most Holy They lock up. Sebastian Cage places Son Goku on the turnbuckle. Sebastian Cage nails Son Goku with a superplex. Sebastian Cage whips Son Goku into the ropes. Son Goku hits a back heel kick on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sebastian Cage sets up the chair. Sebastian Cage hits Son Goku with a double underhook piledriver onto the chair. Sebastian Cage goes for a facerake, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Son Goku misses with an elbow. Sebastian Cage hits Son Goku with a clothesline. Sebastian Cage executes the Arabian Facebuster on Son Goku. Sebastian Cage whips Son Goku into the ropes. Sebastian Cage hits Son Goku with a shoulderblock. Rich McKinnon removes the chair from the ring. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Son Goku misses with a clothesline. Son Goku hits Sebastian Cage with an elbow. Son Goku hits Sebastian Cage with a dropkick. Son Goku hits a bodyslam on Sebastian Cage. Son Goku hits a cartwheel kick on Sebastian Cage. Son Goku hits a handspring elbow on Sebastian Cage. Son Goku tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy executes a kick to the midsection on Sebastian Cage. Most Holy nails Sebastian Cage with a superkick. Most Holy knocks Sebastian Cage into the ringpost. Most Holy nails Sebastian Cage with a reverse neckbreaker. Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Most Holy nails Sebastian Cage with a flying legdrop. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Sebastian Cage nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy uses a powerslam on Sebastian Cage. Most Holy reenters the ring. Sebastian Cage follows him back in. Most Holy runs into the ropes. Most Holy nails Sebastian Cage with a flying clothesline. Most Holy nails Sebastian Cage with a DDT. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a facerake. Sebastian Cage chops Most Holy. Sebastian Cage hits Most Holy. Most Holy punches Sebastian Cage. Most Holy chops Sebastian Cage. Most Holy throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sebastian Cage goes for an armdrag takedown, but Most Holy counters it with a backslide. Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a facerake. Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Sebastian Cage. Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Most Holy executes a powerslam on Sebastian Cage. Most Holy hits a jumping DDT on Sebastian Cage. Most Holy knocks Sebastian Cage into the ringsteps. Most Holy is handed a prosthetic leg. Most Holy hits him with the prosthetic leg. Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Most Holy hits him with the prosthetic leg. Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Most Holy knocks Sebastian Cage into the ringsteps. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sebastian Cage grabs a chair. Sebastian Cage sets up the chair. Sebastian Cage takes Most Holy down with a double underhook piledriver onto the chair. Sebastian Cage chokes him with a prosthetic leg. Sebastian Cage knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Sebastian Cage chokes him with a prosthetic leg. Most Holy is busted wide open. Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage nails Most Holy with a German suplex. Sebastian Cage goes for a DDT, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy hits him with the prosthetic leg. Most Holy chokes him with a prosthetic leg. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy knocks Sebastian Cage into the ringsteps. Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Most Holy goes for a Hotshot, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a lariat. Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage executes a kick to the head on Most Holy. Sebastian Cage whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Sebastian Cage hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Most Holy. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Sebastian Cage. Most Holy whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Most Holy hits Sebastian Cage with a superkick. Most Holy reenters the ring. Sebastian Cage follows him back in. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Sebastian Cage. Most Holy goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Sebastian Cage has been eliminated. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:07:36 SPEED: Cage is the first one eliminated, probably due to some ring rust. VIOLET: I think that is a distinct possibility. Now, it_s Goku and Mostest. They lock up. Son Goku nails Most Holy with a Northern Lights bomb. Son Goku whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Most Holy comes back, but is met with an elbow. Son Goku takes Most Holy down with a kick to the head. Son Goku leaves the ring. He returns with the Klilyn. Son Goku hits him with the Klilyn. Son Goku goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Most Holy ducks out of the way. Son Goku throws Most Holy out of the ring. Son Goku goes through the ropes. Klilyn comes from behind, but Most Holy nails Klilyn. Son Goku knocks Most Holy into the ringsteps. Son Goku sets up a table. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Son Goku. Most Holy whips Son Goku into the guardrail. Most Holy nails Son Goku with a DDT. Most Holy sets up Son Goku on the table. Most Holy tries to drive Son Goku through the table with an elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. Son Goku whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Son Goku takes Most Holy down with a Northern Lights bomb. Son Goku knocks Most Holy into the ringpost. Son Goku goes for a powerslam, but Most Holy counters it with a high cross body. Most Holy knocks Son Goku into the ringsteps. Most Holy whips Son Goku into the guardrail. Most Holy knocks Son Goku into the ringpost. Zoe Burgess comes from behind, but Son Goku nails Zoe Burgess. Most Holy uses a knee to the back on Son Goku. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Son Goku counters it with a facerake. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy throws Son Goku back into the ring. Most Holy places Son Goku on the turnbuckle. Most Holy hits Son Goku with a top-rope DDT. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy whips Son Goku into the ropes. Son Goku nails Most Holy with a thrust kick to the head. Son Goku is going for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Most Holy begs off. Son Goku executes the Kamehameha on Most Holy. Son Goku goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Rich McKinnon. Son Goku nails Most Holy with a kick to the head. Rich McKinnon is back on the job. Son Goku uses a spin kick on Most Holy. Son Goku executes a flying forearm on Most Holy. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Rich McKinnon. Son Goku runs into the ropes. Most Holy goes for a superkick, but Son Goku counters it with a legsweep. Son Goku goes for a running power bomb, but Most Holy counters it with a backdrop. Most Holy nails Son Goku with a bodyslam. Rich McKinnon is back on the job. Son Goku hits a knee to the back on Most Holy. Son Goku whips Most Holy into the ropes. Son Goku misses with a clothesline. Son Goku hits Most Holy with a backdrop. Son Goku takes Most Holy down with a cartwheel kick. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Son Goku with the Mace. Son Goku is out cold. Most Holy whips Son Goku into the ropes. Most Holy hits Son Goku with an elbow. Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Son Goku counters it with a low blow. Most Holy begs off. Son Goku uses a backbreaker on Most Holy. Son Goku takes Most Holy down with a thrust kick to the head. Zoe Burgess tries to interfere, but Klilyn prevents her from doing so. Son Goku uses the Cyclone Kick on Most Holy. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Most Holy begs off. Zoe Burgess throws Most Holy the Mace. Most Holy hits Son Goku with it and goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Most Holy whips Son Goku into the ropes, but Son Goku reverses it. Son Goku executes a dropkick on Most Holy. Son Goku takes Most Holy down with an inverted DDT. Son Goku takes a swing at Most Holy with the Mace, but he gets out of the way. Most Holy snatches the Mace from him. Most Holy hits him with the Mace. Rich McKinnon throws the Mace out of the ring. Most Holy executes an enzuigiri on Son Goku. Most Holy gives the sign for the Holy Roller. Most Holy executes the Holy Roller on Son Goku. Most Holy goes for the pin. Rich McKinnon counts: One, two, three. Son Goku has been eliminated. The winner is Most Holy. Time of match: 0:13:42 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Most Holy retains the belt in an excellent matchup. SPEED: One of the Mostest_s toughest title defenses to date, but he came out and pinned both guys. VIOLET: Any talk of Most Holy being overrated was ended in the last week as he avenged his match loss with Brolly, as well as defending his belt tonight. SPEED: Yeah, he_s one of the best. Sure, I beat him and turned his neck and vertabrae into buttery paste, but that_s besides the point. VIOLET: He DID beat you too in the NEWF. SPEED: Yeah, and that was the biggest win of his career. The sun shines up a dog_s ass every now and then. OH SHAWN!!! [With that Shawn Michaels comes out to the Rampway alone. Shawn has on a all black suit. Oh, and he has on tie, that is also black] VIOLET: What is Michaels doing out here? Shawn: Mostest, I came out here for one reason. That reason is to tell you something. You won. You beat me. I'm giving up. Ever since you took me into The LOS Gym I have been beaten. Mostest, I have no power over myself when it comes to you. SPEED: This is Shawn Michaels talking right? Shawn: I'm out here all alone for a reason. I'm here to stake my claim as the heir to The Mustard. Thats why you took me Mostest. I know that much. Now, its all up to you... [With that Tony Soprano comes from the crowd with a baseball bat. Tony spins Mostest around... VIOLET: OH MY GOD! Tony Soprano dealt a homer there with a baseball bat right to Most Holy's forehead. [Tony Soprano then takes off his belt and wraps it around Most Holy's neck. With it tied around his neck... VIOLET: SOPRANO JUST THREW MOST HOLY OVER THE TOP ROPE! SPEED: Tony Soprano just threw Most Holy over the top rope with the belt still tied to his neck. He created his own noose. Michaels is really sick for doing this. I LIKE IT! VIOLET: Mostest is not moving. Soprano knew that his neck was weak and took Most Holy to town. [Shawn Michaels leaves the rampway with an evil grin on his face] SPEED: It looks like Most Holy is really hurt here folks. [AGW Security comes down with Craig Pierce. Handcuffs are placed on Tony Soprano and paramedics check on Most Holy who still has not moved] SPEED: We have to keep things moving here. VIOLET: Mark Payne makes HIS second title defense of the night as he takes on both Total Package and Sean Blake. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-triangle match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Master P... Hailing from San Jose, California... Weighing in at 275 pounds... Total Package His opponent... Led to the ring by Susan Blake... From Sin City, CA... Weighing in at 265 pounds... "Sinister" Sean Blake Their opponent... Hailing from Allentown, Pennsylvania... Weighing in at 287 pounds... The AGW TV Champion... "The Minister Of Payne" Mark Payne They lock up. Mark Payne hits a Hotshot on Total Package. Mark Payne is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Mark Payne nails Total Package with a DDT. Mark Payne whips Total Package into the ropes. Total Package hits Mark Payne with a kick. Total Package makes a cut throat sign. Total Package executes a choke slam on Mark Payne. Total Package uses a front-layout suplex on Mark Payne. Total Package is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Total Package complains about a slow count. Mark Payne executes an inside cradle on Total Package. Mark Payne uses the ropes for leverage. Derek Aston counts: One, two, he sees it. Derek Aston threatens Mark Payne with disqualification. Mark Payne takes Total Package down with a diving headbutt. Mark Payne tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake takes Total Package down with a reverse flying elbowdrop. Sean Blake uses a vertical facebuster on Total Package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sean Blake leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sean Blake runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Sean Blake goes for a flying clothesline, but Total Package ducks out of the way. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Sean Blake uses a double underhook suplex on Total Package. Sean Blake uses a facerake on Total Package. Sean Blake goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Total Package counters it with a crucifix. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Total Package goes for a choke slam, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake whips Total Package into the ropes. Susan Blake trips Total Package. Sean Blake tags out to Mark Payne. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne hits the Running Forearm Smash on Total Package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake hits a running powerslam on Total Package. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Sean Blake laughs at the crowd. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Total Package goes for a kick to the thigh, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake hits a kick to the groin on Total Package. Sean Blake goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Total Package counters it with a sunset flip. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sean Blake takes Total Package down with a flying clothesline. Sean Blake is going for the pin. Sean Blake pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake laughs at the crowd. Sean Blake tags out to Mark Payne. Mark Payne takes Total Package down with an earringer. Mark Payne hits Total Package with a flying shoulderblock. Mark Payne whips Total Package into the turnbuckle, but Total Package reverses it. Total Package charges in with the Stinger Splash, but Mark Payne moves out of the way. Mark Payne whips Total Package into the ropes, but Total Package reverses it. Total Package hits a kick to the thigh on Mark Payne. Total Package hits a jumping DDT on Mark Payne. Total Package makes a cut throat sign. Total Package hits Mark Payne with a fist to the midsection. Total Package uses an elbowdrop on Mark Payne. Total Package places Mark Payne on the turnbuckle. Total Package hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Mark Payne. Total Package attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Total Package nails Mark Payne with a bridging back suplex. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Total Package complains about a slow count. Mark Payne hits Total Package with an inside cradle. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne tags out to Sean Blake. Sean Blake leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sean Blake sets up the chair. Sean Blake goes for a backspin DDT, but Total Package blocks it. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Total Package executes a choke slam on Sean Blake. Total Package hits Sean Blake with a European uppercut. Total Package hits Sean Blake with a jumping DDT. Total Package tags out to Mark Payne. Mark Payne whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Sean Blake and Mark Payne get hit with a double clothesline. Sean Blake runs into the ropes. Mark Payne misses with a clothesline. Mark Payne goes for a Hotshot, but Sean Blake counters it with a lariat. Sean Blake laughs at the crowd. Sean Blake goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way. Mark Payne kicks Sean Blake. Sean Blake punches Mark Payne. Mark Payne chops Sean Blake. Sean Blake kicks Mark Payne. Sean Blake executes a swinging punch on Mark Payne. Sean Blake kicks Mark Payne. Mark Payne chops Sean Blake. Mark Payne kicks Sean Blake. Mark Payne takes Sean Blake down with a power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mark Payne complains about a slow count. Sean Blake uses an inside cradle on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sean Blake nails Mark Payne with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Sean Blake attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Sean Blake hits a facerake on Mark Payne. Sean Blake attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Sean Blake whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Sean Blake hits Mark Payne with a clothesline. Sean Blake whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne misses with a shoulderblock. Sean Blake hits Mark Payne with a facerake. Sean Blake uses a facerake on Mark Payne. Sean Blake uses a flying fistdrop on Mark Payne. Sean Blake executes the Running Forearm Smash on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Sean Blake leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sean Blake runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Sean Blake goes for a flying clothesline, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way. Mark Payne takes Sean Blake down with the Rocker Dropper. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Mark Payne executes a standing moonsault on Sean Blake. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne attempts to place Sean Blake on the turnbuckle, but Sean Blake blocks it. Mark Payne throws Sean Blake out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. Mark Payne executes an elbowsmash on Sean Blake. They're brawling inside the ring area. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails Susan Blake. Sean Blake whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Sean Blake attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Sean Blake grabs a chair. Sean Blake takes the chair. Sean Blake executes a back suplex with the chair on Mark Payne. Sean Blake uses a kneelift on Mark Payne. Sean Blake throws Mark Payne back into the ring. Sean Blake goes for a short lariat, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Sean Blake misses with an elbow. Mark Payne hits Sean Blake with a kick. Mark Payne executes a kick to the midsection on Sean Blake. Mark Payne gives him a rolling kick, but Sean Blake doesn't even care. Sean Blake executes a legsweep on Mark Payne. Sean Blake is going for the pin. Sean Blake pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Sean Blake takes the chair. Sean Blake hits Mark Payne with a back suplex with the chair. Sean Blake laughs at the crowd. Sean Blake goes for a short lariat, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake uses a flying sunset flip on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Sean Blake uses a fist to the midsection on Mark Payne. Sean Blake nails Mark Payne with an elbowsmash. Sean Blake goes for a double underhook suplex, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne runs into the ropes. Mark Payne misses with an elbow. Mark Payne hits Sean Blake with a rolling kick. Mark Payne nails Sean Blake with a swinging neckbreaker. Mark Payne tags out to Total Package. Total Package places Sean Blake on the turnbuckle. Total Package gives him a belly-to-belly superplex, but Sean Blake doesn't even care. Total Package hits Sean Blake with a flying forearm. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Total Package takes Sean Blake down with a double underhook suplex. Total Package throws Sean Blake out of the ring. Total Package goes through the ropes. Total Package reenters the ring. Sean Blake follows him back in. Total Package takes Sean Blake down with a jack-knife power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Total Package nails Sean Blake with an enzuigiri. Total Package uses a jumping side kick on Sean Blake. Total Package goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake hits a flying sunset flip on Total Package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Sean Blake goes for a short lariat, but Total Package blocks it. Total Package goes for a flying forearm, but Sean Blake ducks out of the way. Sean Blake throws Total Package out of the ring. Sean Blake goes through the ropes. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Total Package. Sean Blake whips Total Package into the guardrail. Sean Blake executes the Liger Bomb on Total Package. Sean Blake is handed a road sign. Sean Blake hits him with the road sign. Sean Blake whips Total Package into the guardrail. Sean Blake laughs at the crowd. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Total Package nails Susan Blake. Sean Blake reenters the ring. Total Package follows him back in. Sean Blake hits a backdrop driver on Total Package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sean Blake attempts to place Total Package on the turnbuckle, but Total Package blocks it. Sean Blake executes a Hotshot on Total Package. Sean Blake goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Total Package counters it with a facerake. Total Package uses a brain buster on Sean Blake. Total Package tags out to Mark Payne. Mark Payne whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Mark Payne hits Sean Blake with a shoulderblock. Mark Payne whips Sean Blake into the ropes, but Sean Blake reverses it. Sean Blake goes for a Hotshot, but Mark Payne counters it with a lariat. Mark Payne whips Sean Blake into the turnbuckle. Mark Payne runs shoulder-first into the corner. Mark Payne uses a DDT on Sean Blake. Mark Payne whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Mark Payne takes Sean Blake down with a kick to the head. Mark Payne gets a Boston crab on Sean Blake. Sean Blake breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Sean Blake uses a short lariat on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Sean Blake whips Mark Payne into the turnbuckle. Sean Blake executes a flying somersault neckbreaker on Mark Payne. Sean Blake whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Sean Blake hits Mark Payne with a shoulderblock. Sean Blake whips Mark Payne into the ropes. Mark Payne executes a rolling kick on Sean Blake. Mark Payne takes Sean Blake down with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Payne goes for the Texas cloverleaf, but Sean Blake blocks it. Sean Blake executes a short lariat on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Sean Blake kicks Mark Payne. Sean Blake punches Mark Payne. Sean Blake whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Sean Blake executes the Running Forearm Smash on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Sean Blake takes Mark Payne down with a running powerslam. Derek Aston counts: One, shoulder up. Sean Blake goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne tags out to Total Package. Total Package whips Sean Blake into the ropes. Sean Blake hits Total Package with an elbow. Sean Blake takes Total Package down with a kick to the groin. Sean Blake goes for spinning tombstone, but Total Package blocks it. Sean Blake delivers a Sinister Slap onto a chair. He goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Master P puts Total Package's foot on the rope. Sean Blake hits a vertical facebuster on Total Package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Total Package has been eliminated. VIOLET: Total Package is finally eliminated in this barnburner.....but we only have one minute left to see a winner. SPEED: Hey, these dudes are tired, it could happen. They lock up. Sean Blake throws Mark Payne out of the ring. Sean Blake goes through the ropes. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Mark Payne. Sean Blake attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Sean Blake attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it. Sean Blake executes a fisherman suplex on Mark Payne. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Mark Payne nails Susan Blake. Sean Blake whips Mark Payne into the guardrail. Sean Blake hits a vertical facebuster on Mark Payne. Sean Blake reenters the ring. Mark Payne follows him back in. Sean Blake executes a vertical facebuster on Mark Payne. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Sean Blake goes for a superkick, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way. Susan Blake throws Sean Blake the Mace. Sean Blake tries to use it, but Mark Payne blocks the blow and takes it away from him. Mark Payne hits Sean Blake with it and goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, Susan Blake distracts Derek Aston. Mark Payne goes for a spinning DDT, but Susan Blake shoves him off the turnbuckle. Sean Blake whips Mark Payne into the ropes, but Mark Payne reverses it. Mark Payne goes for a kick to the head, but Sean Blake ducks out of the way. The bell rings. The time limit has expired. ~~~~~ VIOLET: That miscue by Susan Blake almost cost Sean Blake the match. SPEED: Of course, it didn_t matter to Payne. He didn_t pin Blake but he also retains the belt through this draw. VIOLET: The TV title has actually survived a card without being dropped. SPEED: THAT is truly an amazing thing. VIOLET: Jimmy Crush will go for the Intercontinental Title against Blackhawk McKnight. SPEED: Not to take anything away from Jimmy, but I think the IC belt is just a bit out of his league. He was the best TV Champ ever, but that_s about it. VIOLET: I highly disagree, but we shall see what happens. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW Intercontinental Title. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Regis Philbin... Hailing from Buffalo, NY... Weighing in at 220 pounds... "The Prodigy" Jimmy Crush His opponent... Led to the ring by "Buzzsaw" Rick Deckard... Fighting out of Toronto, Canada... Weighing in at 281 pounds... The AGW Intercontinental Champion... "The Professional Bastard" Blackhawk McKnight They lock up. Jimmy Crush nails Blackhawk McKnight with a jumping DDT. Jimmy Crush goes for a rolling elbow smash, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight nails Jimmy Crush with the Doctor Bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Blackhawk McKnight executes an Aztecan suplex on Jimmy Crush. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Blackhawk McKnight whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes, but Jimmy Crush reverses it. Blackhawk McKnight hits Jimmy Crush with a kick. Blackhawk McKnight executes a running power bomb on Jimmy Crush. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Blackhawk McKnight hits the Niagara Driver on Jimmy Crush. Blackhawk McKnight yells "GET UP YOU GUTLESS PUKE!". Blackhawk McKnight goes for a dragon suplex, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush hits Blackhawk McKnight with a koppo kick. Jimmy Crush executes a palm blow on Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes, but Blackhawk McKnight reverses it. Blackhawk McKnight hits Jimmy Crush with a backdrop. Blackhawk McKnight whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes, but Jimmy Crush reverses it. Blackhawk McKnight misses with an elbow. Jimmy Crush goes for a palm blow, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a Northern Lights bomb, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a small package. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a powerslam. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Blackhawk McKnight uses a flying elbowdrop on Jimmy Crush. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Blackhawk McKnight complains about a slow count. Jimmy Crush uses an inside cradle on Blackhawk McKnight. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Jimmy Crush executes an inverted atomic drop on Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a short lariat, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush goes for an octopus hold, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight whips Jimmy Crush into the turnbuckle, but Jimmy Crush reverses it. Jimmy Crush charges in with Air Sabu. Jimmy Crush whips Blackhawk McKnight into the turnbuckle. Jimmy Crush runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Blackhawk McKnight moves out of the way. Blackhawk McKnight places Jimmy Crush on the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight hits Jimmy Crush with a front-layout superplex. Blackhawk McKnight kicks Jimmy Crush. Blackhawk McKnight chops Jimmy Crush. Blackhawk McKnight chops Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush hits Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush punches Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush nails Blackhawk McKnight with a back heel kick. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush nails Blackhawk McKnight with a palm blow. Jimmy Crush takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Crush takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a low blow. Jimmy Crush uses a legsweep faceslam on Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush goes for a back heel kick, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a legsweep. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a backspin DDT, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush locks Blackhawk McKnight in a standing wristlock. Blackhawk McKnight is struggling to reach the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Jimmy Crush whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes, but Blackhawk McKnight reverses it. Jimmy Crush goes for an enzuilariato, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a backward kick. Blackhawk McKnight whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes, but Jimmy Crush reverses it. Jimmy Crush hits Blackhawk McKnight with an elbow. Jimmy Crush hits Blackhawk McKnight with a springboard twisting moonsault. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Crush hits a ropeflip moonsault on Blackhawk McKnight. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Regis Philbin tries to interfere, but "Buzzsaw" Rick Deckard prevents him from doing so. Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Blackhawk McKnight sets up the chair. Blackhawk McKnight hits a spinning DDT onto the chair on Jimmy Crush. Blackhawk McKnight nails Jimmy Crush with the Doctor Bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Blackhawk McKnight takes Jimmy Crush down with the Michinoku Driver. Blackhawk McKnight uses the ropes for leverage. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Blackhawk McKnight runs into the ropes. Regis Philbin trips Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a DDT. In turn, Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a throw-off. Blackhawk McKnight nails Jimmy Crush with a Juvy Driver. Blackhawk McKnight uses a head and arm suplex on Jimmy Crush. Regis Philbin enters the ring and hits Blackhawk McKnight with the stool. Blackhawk McKnight is out cold. Jimmy Crush executes a flying forearm on Blackhawk McKnight. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jimmy Crush locks Blackhawk McKnight in a full nelson. Blackhawk McKnight reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Jimmy Crush uses a spin kick to the back of the head on Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush takes the chair. Jimmy Crush uses a flying forearm with the chair on Blackhawk McKnight. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Crush nails Blackhawk McKnight with a legsweep faceslam. Jimmy Crush throws Blackhawk McKnight out of the ring. Jimmy Crush goes through the ropes. Jimmy Crush knocks Blackhawk McKnight into the ringsteps. Jimmy Crush is handed a bottle. Jimmy Crush hits him with the bottle. Regis Philbin comes from behind, but Blackhawk McKnight nails Regis Philbin. Jimmy Crush whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush hits a Soviet suplex on Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush knocks Blackhawk McKnight into the ringsteps. Jimmy Crush goes for the Jimmy Crusher, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Jimmy Crush sets up a table. Jimmy Crush sets up Blackhawk McKnight on the table. Jimmy Crush executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Jimmy Crush whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush whips Blackhawk McKnight into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush goes for fireman's neckbreaker, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight knocks Jimmy Crush into the ringpost. Blackhawk McKnight knocks Jimmy Crush into the ringsteps. "Buzzsaw" Rick Deckard comes from behind and distracts Jimmy Crush. Blackhawk McKnight executes the Michinoku Driver on Jimmy Crush. Blackhawk McKnight reenters the ring. Jimmy Crush follows him back in. Blackhawk McKnight is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Jimmy Crush hits Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush punches Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight kicks Jimmy Crush. Blackhawk McKnight kicks Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush hits Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, "Buzzsaw" Rick Deckard distracts Darren Lloyd. Blackhawk McKnight places Jimmy Crush on the turnbuckle. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a top-rope gutbuster, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush throws Blackhawk McKnight off the turnbuckle. Jimmy Crush goes for a guillotine choke, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight whips Jimmy Crush into the turnbuckle. Jimmy Crush comes back, but is met with an elbow. Jimmy Crush attempts to place Blackhawk McKnight on the turnbuckle, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Jimmy Crush whips Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Jimmy Crush misses with a kick. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a short lariat, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush executes flying headscissors on Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a flying forearm. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, "Buzzsaw" Rick Deckard puts Blackhawk McKnight's foot on the rope. Jimmy Crush executes a koppo kick on Blackhawk McKnight. Jimmy Crush goes for an octopus hold, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight runs into the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight hits the running neckbreaker drop. He goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The winner is Blackhawk McKnight. Time of match: 0:12:06 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Taking a page out of Giant Baba_s book, McKnight nails the running neckbreaker drop off of the ropes to retain the belt. SPEED: That was a hell of a match though. Jimmy Crush definitely had a lot more fight in him than I ever would have thought a fat, yet still 220 pound guy to be. VIOLET: He is very underrated, but McKnight isver convincing with this defense. His next defense will be in 1 week against Shawn Michaels. SPEED: THAT will be an outright brawl. VIOLET: Next, your Violators will take on the New Death Sensation in a World Tag Title match. SPEED: And The Violators are pissed after that Smooth fiasco earlier. I wouldn_t want to be the NDS. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 680 pounds... The Violators Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 500 pounds... The AGW World Tag Team Champions... The New Death Sensation They lock up. Vice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Vice takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a butt-bump. Magnum locks Extremely Hardcore Brawler in a cobra clutch. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is struggling to reach the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. El Luchador enters the ring, but gets cut off. Vice nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a lariat. Magnum goes for a full nelson, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with a backward kick. Vice leaves the ring. Extremely Hardcore Brawler throws Magnum out of the ring. Extremely Hardcore Brawler jumps onto him with a plancha. Extremely Hardcore Brawler knocks Magnum into the ringsteps. El Luchador comes over to make it two-on-one. El Luchador goes for a backspin DDT, but he can't do it. Magnum goes for the Ultimate Solution, but El Luchador counters it with an armdrag takedown. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a flying elbowdrop, but Magnum rolls out of the way. Magnum hits an elbowsmash on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is busted wide open. Vice comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice goes for a butt-bump, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler ducks out of the way. They're brawling inside the ring area. El Luchador comes over to make it two-on-one. El Luchador goes for a lariat, but Magnum ducks out of the way. Magnum takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with an elbowsmash. Magnum whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Magnum goes for a facerake, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Magnum into the guardrail. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails Magnum with a low blow. El Luchador comes over to make it two-on-one. Vice comes over and lays out El Luchador. Vice takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a lariat. Magnum goes for a full nelson, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with a backward kick. El Luchador goes for a lariat, but Magnum blocks it. Vice locks El Luchador in an octopus hold. Vice whips El Luchador into the guardrail. Vice reenters the ring. El Luchador follows him back in. El Luchador brings the table into the ring. Magnum enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Vice and Magnum whip El Luchador into the ropes. They hit El Luchador with a double clothesline. Vice and Magnum hit El Luchador with a double DDT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler enters the ring and lays out Magnum. El Luchador and Extremely Hardcore Brawler whip Vice into the ropes. They hit Vice with a double backdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler leaves the ring. El Luchador hits a flying sunset flip on Vice. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. El Luchador sets up Vice on the table. El Luchador executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. El Luchador is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Extremely Hardcore Brawler enters the ring to make it two-on-one. El Luchador and Extremely Hardcore Brawler whip Vice into the ropes. They hit Vice with a double clothesline. Extremely Hardcore Brawler leaves the ring. El Luchador nails Vice with an earringer. El Luchador nails Vice with a dropkick to the groin. El Luchador runs into the ropes. El Luchador hits Vice with a shoulderblock. El Luchador executes a dropkick to the groin on Vice. El Luchador hits Vice with an enzuilariato. El Luchador catches Vice in a chinlock deathlock submission. Vice is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vice is struggling to reach the ropes. Vice is inching his way towards the ropes. Vice reaches the ropes after being trapped for 20 seconds. El Luchador takes Vice down with a flying sunset flip. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. El Luchador whips Vice into the ropes. El Luchador misses with a clothesline. Vice hits El Luchador with a kick. Vice nails El Luchador with a double-axhandle chop. Vice is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Vice goes for a DDT, but El Luchador counters it with a small package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. El Luchador hits Vice with a backspin DDT. El Luchador leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. El Luchador sets up the chair. El Luchador goes for a DDT, but Vice counters it with a small package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Vice goes for a back suplex, but El Luchador blocks it. El Luchador runs into the ropes. Vice hits El Luchador with a shoulderblock. Vice places El Luchador on the turnbuckle. Vice takes El Luchador down with a belly-to-back superplex. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Vice hits a back suplex on El Luchador. The Legendary Pretty Boys make their way to the ring. VIOLET: The Pretty Boys are down to make their presence known to both teams. Vice puts El Luchador in an armlock hammerlock submission. El Luchador reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Vice places El Luchador on the turnbuckle. Vice takes El Luchador down with a belly-to-back superplex. Magnum enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Magnum uses a front slam on El Luchador. Vice uses a flying headbutt on El Luchador. Vice pulls the tights. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vice complains about a slow count. Magnum leaves the ring. El Luchador uses an inside cradle on Vice. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. El Luchador tags out to Extremely Hardcore Brawler. El Luchador goes for a lariat, but Vice blocks it. Magnum goes for a cobra clutch, but El Luchador blocks it. El Luchador leaves the ring. El Luchador executes a DDT on Magnum. El Luchador tags out to Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and El Luchador whip Magnum into the ropes. They hit Magnum with a double fist to the midsection. El Luchador uses a jumping side kick on Magnum. Extremely Hardcore Brawler puts Magnum in a cobra clutch. Magnum reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. El Luchador leaves the ring. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a clawhold, but Magnum blocks it. Magnum goes for a cobra clutch, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters it with an armdrag takedown. In turn, Magnum counters it with a lariat. Magnum takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a dragon suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Magnum goes for a front facelock, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes Magnum down with a low blow. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a series of knees on Magnum. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Magnum into the turnbuckle. Extremely Hardcore Brawler charges in with the Tree of Woe. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Magnum into the ropes. Magnum misses with a kick. Magnum misses with a clothesline. Magnum uses a flying lariat on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. El Luchador enters the ring and throws Vice out of the ring. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and El Luchador hit Magnum with a double lariat. El Luchador leaves the ring. Magnum catches Extremely Hardcore Brawler in a full nelson. Extremely Hardcore Brawler reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Magnum uses an avalanche on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Vice enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Magnum and Vice hit Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a double DDT. El Luchador enters the ring and lays out Vice. Extremely Hardcore Brawler and El Luchador whip Magnum into the ropes. They hit Magnum with a double clothesline. El Luchador leaves the ring. Ricky Thompson jumps up on the apron, distracting the ref. Joshua Gardner enters the ring and hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler and Magnum with a 9-iron. (The Legendary Pretty Boys leave ringside quickly.) VIOLET: The Pretty Boys knock EHB and Magnum goofy, but the two are recovering rather quickly, both pissed. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a series of knees, but Magnum blocks it. Magnum hits Extremely Hardcore Brawler with the Doctor Bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Magnum tags Vice. Vice lifts Extremely Hardcore Brawler up. Magnum nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with the Great Southern Trendkill and goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The winners are The Violators. Time of match: 0:09:32 ~~~~~ SPEED: YES!!!! VIOLET: The Violators are the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!! SPEED: I told you! I told you! EHB and Luchador are a great team, but The Violators had the drive to win tonight. VIOLET: You seem happy. SPEED: You bet. The Legion has been in existence for 2 hours in the AGW and we already have gold. And now, I get to beat up on Garvin and his pansy partner. ~~~~~ This contest is a cage-no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Tony Soprano, Alex DiGiacomo and Sonia Sterling... At a total combined weight of 483 pounds... "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and "The true wrestling ICON" Speed Racer VIOLET: Now, who will Garvin_s partner be? We_ll find out soon enough. [Micheals and Speed are in the ring.] I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! [Terrance Garvin and Brandon Walsh walk out from the back. They walk to the ring. They enter the ring] Terrance: I'm sure you guys are wondering where my partner is. [Speed and Shawn nod yes] Terrance: Well, Felipe was going to be my partner, and he would have made a darn good one, but the language barrier was a hinderence so I fired him. Now after an intense, exhausting last minute search, I have found an even better partner. Someone you two idiots would never expect. This man is BAD TO THE BONE. A real BAD APPLE. This man is really, really ba........ [ Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyrie", (better know as the theme to "Apocalypse Now") blasts over the AGW house speakers. The capacity crowd erupts as "The King of All Bastards" Blackhawk McKnight struts down to ringside. He slides into the ring and unceremoniously snatches the mic from Garvin's hand.] McKNIGHT: Shut the hell up GARVIN! Nobody came here tonight to listen to you drone on. You know damn well these people paid their money to see "The Baddest of the Bad" BLACKHAWK McKNIGHT. But at least you have good enough taste to pick a real man as your partner, so you can't be all that bad. Truth be told SPEED RACER, you've been a pretty decent guy to me as the pres. But the moment you decide to put on that wrestling gear that makes you a human target. Tonight you're just like everybody else who steps in the ring with me... dead meat! MICHAELS... what can I do to you that I haven't already done?? Who cares, it'll be fun to do it again... Their opponents... Led to the ring by Brandon Walsh and "Buzzsaw" Rick Deckard... At a total combined weight of 516 pounds... Terrance M. Garvin and "The Professional Bastard" Blackhawk McKnight They lock up. Shawn Michaels hits Blackhawk McKnight with a piledriver. Shawn Michaels is going for the pin. Shawn Michaels pulls the tights. James Adams counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Shawn Michaels runs into the ropes. Shawn Michaels nails Blackhawk McKnight with a flying clothesline. Shawn Michaels gets an armbar submission on Blackhawk McKnight. Blackhawk McKnight is struggling to reach the ropes. Blackhawk McKnight tries to escape the hold. Shawn Michaels lets go after 13 seconds. Shawn Michaels nails Blackhawk McKnight with a flying dropkick. Shawn Michaels is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels tags out to Speed Racer. Speed Racer and Shawn Michaels whip Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. They hit Blackhawk McKnight with a double fist to the midsection. Terrance M. Garvin enters the ring, but gets cut off. Speed Racer and Shawn Michaels whip Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. They hit Blackhawk McKnight with a double kick to the midsection. Speed Racer and Shawn Michaels whip Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. They hit Blackhawk McKnight with a double elbowsmash. Shawn Michaels leaves the ring. Speed Racer nails Blackhawk McKnight with a tiger bomb. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Blackhawk McKnight. Shawn Michaels enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Shawn Michaels nails Blackhawk McKnight with a bodyslam. Speed Racer executes a clothesline from the top rope on Blackhawk McKnight. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels leaves the ring. Speed Racer takes Blackhawk McKnight down with a tiger bomb. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer goes for the chicken-wing clutch, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Sonia Sterling tries to interfere, but "Buzzsaw" Rick Deckard prevents her from doing so. Blackhawk McKnight goes for the torture rack, but Speed Racer counters it with an elbowsmash. Speed Racer goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight hits a spinebuster bomb on Speed Racer. Blackhawk McKnight attempts to place Speed Racer on the turnbuckle, but Speed Racer blocks it. Sonia Sterling tries to interfere, but "Buzzsaw" Rick Deckard prevents her from doing so. Blackhawk McKnight hits Speed Racer with a backdrop driver. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer begs off. Blackhawk McKnight goes for a fisherman buster, but Speed Racer counters it with a small package. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Speed Racer tags out to Shawn Michaels. Terrance M. Garvin enters the ring, but gets cut off. Shawn Michaels and Speed Racer whip Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. Shawn Michaels and Speed Racer hit Blackhawk McKnight with a double bodyslam. Shawn Michaels and Speed Racer whip Blackhawk McKnight into the ropes. They hit Blackhawk McKnight with a double elbowsmash. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Shawn Michaels hits Blackhawk McKnight with a hiptoss. Shawn Michaels goes for a flying dropkick, but Blackhawk McKnight ducks out of the way. Blackhawk McKnight tags out to Terrance M. Garvin. Speed Racer enters the ring, but gets cut off. Blackhawk McKnight goes for an Exploder suplex, but Shawn Michaels counters it with an elbowsmash. Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring. Speed Racer nails Blackhawk McKnight with a dropkick from the second rope. Speed Racer tags out to Shawn Michaels. VIOLET: Wait, Speed wasn_t legal. This ref has already made some weird calls tonight. Shawn Michaels goes for a punch, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with a roundhouse right. Blackhawk McKnight tags out to Terrance M. Garvin. Speed Racer enters the ring, but gets cut off. Terrance M. Garvin and Blackhawk McKnight whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes. They hit Shawn Michaels with a double backdrop. Blackhawk McKnight hits a fisherman buster on Shawn Michaels. Terrance M. Garvin hits Shawn Michaels with a flying kneedrop. Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring. Terrance M. Garvin hits Shawn Michaels with a flying double foot stomp. Terrance M. Garvin gets a forearm choke on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Blackhawk McKnight enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Terrance M. Garvin and Blackhawk McKnight whip Shawn Michaels into the ropes. They attempt to hit Shawn Michaels with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Shawn Michaels hits them with a double clothesline. Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring. Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a crucifix. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance M. Garvin nails Shawn Michaels with a corkscrew armdrag. Terrance M. Garvin hits Shawn Michaels with a springboard bulldog. Terrance M. Garvin takes Shawn Michaels down with a series of kicks to the head. Terrance M. Garvin uses a go-behind on Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels begs off. Terrance M. Garvin nails Shawn Michaels with a cradle DDT. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance M. Garvin hits a bridging back suplex on Shawn Michaels. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin attempts to place Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Terrance M. Garvin chops Shawn Michaels. Terrance M. Garvin kicks Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels chops Terrance M. Garvin. Terrance M. Garvin chops Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels begs off. Terrance M. Garvin takes Shawn Michaels down with the Niagara Driver. Terrance M. Garvin is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, in the ropes... Terrance M. Garvin goes for a springboard bulldog, but Shawn Michaels side-steps and Terrance M. Garvin only hits air. Shawn Michaels takes Terrance M. Garvin down with a flying fistdrop. Shawn Michaels is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels tags out to Speed Racer. Speed Racer locks Terrance M. Garvin in a boot choke. Terrance M. Garvin reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Speed Racer takes Terrance M. Garvin down with a tornado DDT. Speed Racer hits Terrance M. Garvin with a flying twisting senton. James Adams counts: One, kickout. Speed Racer hits a reverse neckbreaker on Terrance M. Garvin. Speed Racer whips Terrance M. Garvin into the turnbuckle, but Terrance M. Garvin reverses it. Terrance M. Garvin takes Speed Racer down with a chop. Terrance M. Garvin catches Speed Racer in a choke against the ropes. Speed Racer tries to escape the hold. Speed Racer is struggling to get out of the hold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. Terrance M. Garvin takes Speed Racer down with a Japanese armdrag takedown. Terrance M. Garvin nails Speed Racer with a go-behind. Terrance M. Garvin executes the Liger Bomb on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin hits a kick to the groin on Speed Racer. Terrance M. Garvin takes Speed Racer down with a slingshot facebuster. Terrance M. Garvin runs into the ropes. Terrance M. Garvin hits Speed Racer with a kick. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a clothesline, but Speed Racer counters it with a hiptoss. Speed Racer whips Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes. Speed Racer hits Terrance M. Garvin with an elbow. Speed Racer is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer hits a Death Valley Driver on Terrance M. Garvin. Terrance M. Garvin begs off. Speed Racer goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a backdrop. Terrance M. Garvin hits a springboard bulldog on Speed Racer. Terrance M. Garvin takes Speed Racer down with a bodyslam. Terrance M. Garvin is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Terrance M. Garvin catches Speed Racer in an achilles tendon hold. Speed Racer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Speed Racer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Terrance M. Garvin takes Speed Racer down with a flying senton. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Terrance M. Garvin executes a flying double foot stomp on Speed Racer. Speed Racer begs off. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a slingshot facebuster, but Speed Racer blocks it. Speed Racer takes Terrance M. Garvin down with a short clothesline. Speed Racer runs into the ropes. Speed Racer misses with a clothesline. Speed Racer hits Terrance M. Garvin with a kick. Speed Racer is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Speed Racer runs his thumb against his throat. Speed Racer tags out to Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels and Speed Racer whip Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes. They hit Terrance M. Garvin with a double elbowsmash. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Shawn Michaels takes Terrance M. Garvin down with a flying elbowdrop. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Shawn Michaels nails Terrance M. Garvin with an atomic drop. Shawn Michaels goes for a kick to the midsection, but Terrance M. Garvin counters it with a dragon screw. Blackhawk McKnight enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Speed Racer enters the ring and throws Blackhawk McKnight out of the ring. Speed Racer leaves the ring. Shawn Michaels hits Terrance M. Garvin with a bodyslam. Terrance M. Garvin begs off. Shawn Michaels takes Terrance M. Garvin down with a kick to the midsection. Shawn Michaels executes a moonsault bodyblock on Terrance M. Garvin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Speed Racer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Shawn Michaels and Speed Racer whip Terrance M. Garvin into the ropes. Shawn Michaels and Speed Racer hit Terrance M. Garvin with a double bodyslam. Blackhawk McKnight enters the ring and lays out Speed Racer. Blackhawk McKnight executes a short lariat on Shawn Michaels. James Adams counts: One, two, Speed Racer makes the save. Speed Racer goes for a Victory Roll, but Blackhawk McKnight blocks it. Blackhawk McKnight leaves the ring. Blackhawk McKnight hits a jack-knife power bomb on Speed Racer. James Adams counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Speed Racer goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Blackhawk McKnight counters it with neck-scissors. Blackhawk McKnight tags out to Terrance M. Garvin. Terrance M. Garvin goes for a go-behind, but Speed Racer reverses it. Speed Racer hits a short clothesline on Terrance M. Garvin. Speed Racer hits a bulldog headlock on Terrance M. Garvin. VIOLET: Speed once again is NOT the legal man in there. But the ref isn_t doing anything about it. Speed Racer locks Terrance M. Garvin in a figure-four leglock. Terrance M. Garvin is valiantly trying to break the hold. Terrance M. Garvin's shoulders are on the mat. James Adams counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. VIOLET: A close call and a kickout by Gar.....what? Blackhawk McKnight doesn't make it in time... three. VIOLET: Garvin_s shoulder was up.....and the ref counted three?!?! The winners are Shawn Michaels and Speed Racer. Time of match: 0:12:17 VIOLET: What is the deal with that! Garvin raised his shoulder but the ref either didn_t notice it, or McKnight got in his view trying to make the save. Blackhawk was right in the midst of the scene.....I, uh, I don_t know what is up, but Jake Reid is down there with a mic to interview Speed and Shawn Michaels, the....victors. Reid: Hey Speed, what was up with that? Garvin had his shoulder up, and the ref still counted three. SPEED: Well, Jake, I had my opponent in the figure-4, and couldn_t really see where his shoulders were. So if you have any questions, take it up with that ref guy. Shawn and I are going to enjoy our win right now. VIOLET: Thanks Jake. We have an instant replay that may change things. (The replay is at the 2 count at the end of the match. The hand of the ref comes slowly down to three, with Garvin obviously lifting his shoulder. However, Speed gives a dirty look at the ref, who continues to count 3 as McKnight leaps at all of them to break the hold.) VIOLET: And there you have it, Speed uses his "presidential" powers to get the win. (Speed comes back to the announcers table.) SPEED: Heya Vi! VIOLET: How could you end the match like that? SPEED: What? VIOLET: With you forcing the ref to count to 3. SPEED: What, you can_t prove anything? VIOLET: Look at this. (Speed sees the replay) SPEED: Ah ha!!! I was giving a dirty look at McKnight who was throwing his fat ass in my general direction. Not at the ref. Geez, some people are just sore losers. I guaranteed that Walsh wouldn_t be President and sure enough, he isn_t. _Nuff said. We have a Scaffold match. VIOLET: The Board of Directors will review that match...... SPEED: I AM the Board of Directors. VIOLET: Oh.....true. SPEED: The first ever AGW Scaffold match is up next. Chocolate Thunder will take on EHB for the World Title. The first man to get knocked off of the scaffold loses. VIOLET: 12 tables are stacked in the ring, 3 sets of 3, and the loser will also get thrown through some of those. ~~~~~ This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Scaffold-match scheduled for one fall. It is for the AGW World Heavyweight Title. Introducing first... Fighting out of The Bronx... Weighing in at 325 pounds... Extremely Hardcore Brawler His opponent... Led to the ring by Lil Flava... From Long Beach, California... Weighing in at 236 pounds... The AGW World Heavyweight Champion... "The Genuine Athlete" Chocolate Thunder They lock up. Chocolate Thunder hits a kick to the midsection on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Chocolate Thunder whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a flying forearm. Extremely Hardcore Brawler holds up his chair and yells "ASS!!!". Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for the Full Nelson...Of Pain, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a backward kick. Chocolate Thunder takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a Northern Lights suplex. Chocolate Thunder is handed the basketball. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the basketball. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the basketball. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is busted wide open. Chocolate Thunder whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder nails Extremely Hardcore Brawler with a kick to the midsection They're brawling on the scaffold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Chocolate Thunder with a power bomb. Extremely Hardcore Brawler is bleeding like hell. Chocolate Thunder hits a double underhook power bomb on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Chocolate Thunder leaves the ring. He returns with a broom handle. Chocolate Thunder hits him with the broom handle. Chocolate Thunder goes for a running somersault legdrop, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler rolls out of the way. Chocolate Thunder executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Chocolate Thunder hits a flying shoulderblock on Extremely Hardcore Brawler. Chocolate Thunder rips off his wifebeater and yells "Holla At A Brotha!!. Chocolate Thunder whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder takes Extremely Hardcore Brawler down with a swinging punch. Chocolate Thunder whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder whips Extremely Hardcore Brawler into the guardrail. Chocolate Thunder tries to drive Extremely Hardcore Brawler through the table with a diving headbutt, but he blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler whips Chocolate Thunder into the guardrail. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Chocolate Thunder with a power bomb. Extremely Hardcore Brawler uses a low blow on Chocolate Thunder. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a backbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. Extremely Hardcore Brawler hits Chocolate Thunder with a kick to the head. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a powerslam, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a high cross body. Chocolate Thunder catches him in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Chocolate Thunder goes for a series of kicks to the midsection, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for the Full Nelson...Of Pain, but he can't do it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a chokehold, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder executes an armdrag takedown. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a series of headbutts. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses a choke against the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a series of knees, but Chocolate Thunder counters with an eye gouge. Chocolate Thunder goes for anklelock, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a backward kick. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a lariat, but Chocolate Thunder ducks out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with an inverted DDT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a series of knees. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a kick to the head, but Chocolate Thunder ducks out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a backbreaker, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a facerake. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a running drop kick. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a flying shoulderblock. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a fistdrop, but Chocolate Thunder rolls out of the way. Chocolate Thunder executes a Boston crab. Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets out of the hold after 4 seconds. Chocolate Thunder nails him with a running somersault legdrop. Chocolate Thunder nails him with a diving headbutt. Chocolate Thunder executes a kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a double-axhandle chop, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in an inverted DDT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a low blow, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a choke against the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler lets go after 1 second. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a kick to the head, but Chocolate Thunder ducks out of the way. Chocolate Thunder misses a diving headbutt. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a backbreaker. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a slingshot legdrop, but Chocolate Thunder rolls out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a kick to the head. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a series of headbutts, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a slingshot clothesline, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler ducks out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a clawhold, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a low blow. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses a choke against the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a lariat, but Chocolate Thunder ducks out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a kick to the head. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a pencil jab to the forehead. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a piledriver. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a piledriver. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a choke against the ropes. Chocolate Thunder gets out of the hold after 2 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a chokehold, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder misses a swinging punch. Chocolate Thunder goes for a running drop kick, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a kick to the head. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses an inverted DDT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a series of headbutts. Chocolate Thunder goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with an inverted atomic drop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a knee to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a pencil jab to the forehead. Chocolate Thunder executes a camel clutch. Chocolate Thunder lets go after 1 second. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a lariat. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a choke against the ropes. Chocolate Thunder breaks the hold after 1 second. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a front-layout suplex. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a cobra clutch, but Chocolate Thunder counters with an armdrag takedown. Chocolate Thunder goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with an inverted atomic drop. Chocolate Thunder goes for the STF, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a small package. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with neck-scissors. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a knee to the groin, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a dragon screw. Chocolate Thunder goes for an armdrag takedown, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a lariat. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses an eye gouge. Chocolate Thunder goes for a DDT, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a backdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a series of headbutts. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes headbutt to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a dropkick to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder nails him with anklelock. Extremely Hardcore Brawler breaks the hold after 1 second. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a flying bulldog. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a double-axhandle chop, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dropkick, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler steps aside and he hits nothing but air. Chocolate Thunder misses a camel clutch. Chocolate Thunder goes for anklelock, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a backward kick. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a dropkick to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses an inverted DDT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a lariat, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a leg lariat. Chocolate Thunder goes for anklelock, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a backward kick. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a series of knees, but Chocolate Thunder counters with an eye gouge. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a DDT, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a flying senton. Chocolate Thunder goes for a running somersault legdrop, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a kick to the head. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a flying bulldog. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a lariat. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a flying bulldog. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes an eye gouge. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a cobra clutch, but Chocolate Thunder counters with an armdrag takedown. Chocolate Thunder goes for a slingshot clothesline, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler ducks out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder executes an elbowdrop. Chocolate Thunder nails him with the STF. Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets out of the hold after 1 second. Chocolate Thunder goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses a pencil jab to the forehead. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses an inverted DDT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a low blow. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a series of knees, but Chocolate Thunder counters with an eye gouge. Chocolate Thunder misses an inverted atomic drop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a pencil jab to the forehead. Chocolate Thunder goes for a running drop kick, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler steps aside and he hits nothing but air. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a slingshot clothesline. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a clawhold. Chocolate Thunder breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a knee to the groin. Chocolate Thunder goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler ducks out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a clawhold. Chocolate Thunder gets out of the hold after 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder catches him in a missile dropkick. Chocolate Thunder misses a kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dropkick, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler steps aside and he hits nothing but air. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses a piledriver. Chocolate Thunder misses a kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Chocolate Thunder executes the Mad Hops Superkick. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a dropkick. Chocolate Thunder goes for a running somersault legdrop, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler rolls out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a knee to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a backbreaker. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a chokehold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler lets go after 3 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a double-axhandle chop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a low blow. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a piledriver. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses a kick to the midsection. Chocolate Thunder goes for the STF, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a small package. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a piledriver. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a series of headbutts, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a piledriver. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for headbutt to the groin, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a power bomb. Chocolate Thunder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a punch. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a double-axhandle chop, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a facerake. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes headbutt to the groin. Chocolate Thunder goes for the STF, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a small package. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a piledriver, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a backdrop. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a series of knees. Chocolate Thunder goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with neck-scissors. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a fistdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses an eye gouge. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a slingshot legdrop, but Chocolate Thunder rolls out of the way. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Chocolate Thunder catches him in a flying shoulderblock. Chocolate Thunder goes for a figure-four leglock, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a small package. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Chocolate Thunder nails him with a choke against the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler breaks the hold after 1 second. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a knee to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a dropkick to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a double-axhandle chop. Chocolate Thunder goes for a series of kicks to the midsection, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a piledriver, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a backdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a chokehold, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses a kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a double-axhandle chop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for an elbowdrop, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses a pencil jab to the forehead. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a Death Valley Driver. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with headbutt to the groin. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a front-layout suplex. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a DDT, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a flying senton. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses an inverted DDT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder executes a camel clutch. Chocolate Thunder lets go after 2 seconds. Chocolate Thunder goes for a pancake powerbomb, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a punch. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a piledriver, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a backdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a low blow. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a front-layout suplex. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes the Full Nelson...Of Pain. Chocolate Thunder breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a kick to the midsection. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a series of knees, but Chocolate Thunder counters with an eye gouge. Chocolate Thunder goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a facerake. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a double-axhandle chop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a DDT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler tries to throw Chocolate Thunder off the scaffold, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a back heel kick, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler ducks out of the way. Extremely Hardcore Brawler misses a pencil jab to the forehead. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a series of headbutts, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a series of kicks to the midsection, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a slingshot clothesline. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for a missile dropkick, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a lariat. Extremely Hardcore Brawler executes a choke against the ropes. Chocolate Thunder breaks the hold after 2 seconds. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a dropkick to the groin, but Chocolate Thunder steps aside and he hits nothing but air. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Chocolate Thunder catches him in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Chocolate Thunder executes a back heel kick. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a front-layout suplex, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a kneelift. Chocolate Thunder executes a running somersault legdrop. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a dropkick. Chocolate Thunder catches him in a belly-to-back suplex. Chocolate Thunder goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Extremely Brawler steps aside and he hits nothing but air. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a choke against the ropes. Chocolate Thunder gets out of the hold after 1 second. Chocolate Thunder catches him in a DDT. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a fistdrop, but Chocolate Thunder rolls out of the way. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a DDT. Chocolate Thunder nails him with a reverse figure four leglock. Chocolate Thunder lets go after 7 seconds. Chocolate Thunder executes a split legged moonsault. Chocolate Thunder executes a choke against the ropes. Extremely Hardcore Brawler gets out of the hold after 2 seconds. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler catches him in a lariat. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with a lariat. Chocolate Thunder takes him down with a dropkick. Chocolate Thunder executes the Mad Hops Superkick. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a fistdrop. Extremely Hardcore Brawler takes him down with an inverted DDT. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a double-axhandle chop, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder goes for anklelock, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler counters with a backward kick. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a low blow, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it Chocolate Thunder catches him in a DDT. Chocolate Thunder goes for a series of kicks to the midsection, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Extremely Hardcore Brawler nails him with a chokehold. Extremely Hardcore Brawler lets go after 1 second. Extremely Hardcore Brawler goes for a knee to the groin, but Chocolate Thunder counters with a dragon screw. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Extremely Hardcore Brawler off the scaffold, but Extremely Hardcore Brawler blocks it. Chocolate Thunder executes the Mad Hops Superkick. Chocolate Thunder throws Extremely Hardcore Brawler off of the scaffold. The winner is Chocolate Thunder. Time of match: 0:14:15 ~~~~~ VIOLET: EHB goes through those tables like they weren_t even there!!!! CDogg retains the title in an awesome matchup!! SPEED: There were a lot of reversals in that match, since neither man didn_t want to suffer the risk of being knocked out, and thus easy pickings to get tossed off. VIOLET: Chocolate Thunder climbs down the ladder as he celebrates. And look!!! SPEED: From the aisle comes Tom Tennant, likely to get some revenge. Tom runs out with Baseball bat in hand, he cracks C-Dogg in the head almost breaking the bat. EHB comes up and tries to grab Tom, but Tom turns around and sprays mace in the eyes of EHB. He then kicks and punches EHB until he is backed against the ropes, and with a little trouble handcuffs EHB to the ropes. Tom takes the world title and smashes it again and again into EHB face. C-Dogg gets up and attacks Tom, the two are trading lefts and rights like crazy, they fight all the way to the outside of the ring, C-Dogg levels Tom with a vicious right to the face, Tom falls close to the ring in what appears to be an uncouncious state. Ray Forseman, Tom's personal PR person, runs down and jumps on the back of C-Dogg...Ray throws a series of punches on the back of C-Dogg's head, which do not phase C-Dogg. C-Dogg reaches behind him and slams Ray to the mat, and kicks him to or three times in the gut. 'The Gourgous One' Crystal Harper comes out and hits C-Dogg with a very weak chair shot, C-Dogg turns around and advances toward her, but he dosen't strike her..he dosen't need to because Lil Flava comes out and applies the Flava of the Month on Crystal. C-Dogg turns around just in time to receive a fireball in the face, courtesy of Tom Tennant. C-Dogg goes down clutching his face, Tom begins to stomp on the head of C-Dogg. Lil Flava releases the hold she has on Crystal and runs toward Tom...Who Superkicks her and sends her down. Tom looks at her as if that was a mistake, he then grins and picks her up. Ray is now up and drapes the World Title over the unconscious champ, then helps Crystal up...all of them head to the back, Crystal, Ray, and Tom who is now carrying the uncouncious Flava...The camera follows them to the back where they get into a Chevy Blazer, Tom rolls down the window. Tom: Hey C-Dogg, you forced me to this, you have pushed me to my limit and now your woman is involved, and if you want to see her again I suggest you come looking for her or grant me my match against you. Tom then produces a roll of Duct Tape and smiles. Tom: Until then C-Dogg just know that we will take VERY good care of your woman. The Blazer speeds off, away from the arena. The camera cuts back to the announcers. VIOLET: Tennant has taken this way too far. CDogg is in pain in the ring and so is EHB. Paramedics, the world_s best, rush into the ring to attend to both men. (The entire crowd goes ballistic with approval for CDogg and EHB who seem to notice the recognition.) SPEED: Well folks, that was an awesome main event. Even I give both guys some props. VIOLET: CDogg retains the belt, but just barely. Fans, we are out of time. Thank you for watching AGW Sizzler. For Speed Racer, this is Violet Morris. See you later!!! (fade out to highlights)