AGW: SECOND COMING Los Angeles, California - May 17, 2000 (The scene portrays a hazy scene....the camera is walking down a deserted gravel road. Nothing much can be seen except for the fog and the road in front, that is until the camera suddenly turns to its left. The vague outline of a graveyard can be made out, an outline which the camera goes towards. After numerous steps, passing by gravestone after gravestone, the camera looks at one in particular. This gravestone does not have the name of any person, but rather it has the following “ANYTHING GOES WRESTLING - February 1997 - February 2000”. At that, someone other than the cameraman promptly starts kicking at the gravestone forcefully until it topples. The screen then goes straight to the end of the AGW Random Encounter Pay-Per-View, the last card of the AGW. AGW President Speed Racer is showing giving the bonus paychecks to the winners of the Random Encounter event.....he is then shown announcing the closing of the AGW with his sister Moonspell and his other friends by his side. Then finally Smooth Operator is shown with his This is Your Life style segment he made for Speed. The final tribute given in the AGW, leading the chants of “AGW! AGW! AGW!” from the capacity Washington D.C. crowd. Then the final words “IS IT FOREVER?” which came across the screen at the closing of Random Encounter. This phrase is then superimposed over the fallen gravestone of the AGW. The camera pans up and shows a figure dressed in a dark cloak....but relatively anonymous. The figure that steps forward is the first AGW champion after the November 1997 restart, the Dark Rogue, member of the legendary Dark Church. With a grin he talks, “Is the AGW gone forever you ask? My friends, I think you already know the answer. On a daily basis, good men and women pass on to the beyond as do wrestling federations. However, the AGW was one of a kind.....or should I say IS one of a kind. She has spoken and She has said that the AGW is to be resurrcted once again from the dead. Fans and anyone watching this, prepare yourselves for the continuation of the greatest wrestling league in the world. Where legends are born, histories are written, harsh words exchanged and giants fall. Welcome back, Anything Goes Wrestling......... The screen then pops to the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California where a sold-out crowd is on their feet cheering. Fireworks go off near the fabled Racertron......and strobe lights go off. The ring is shown where the AGW logo is imposed on the mat. After a few more moments to allow the fans to absorb the electricity of this crowd, the announcers table is shown where none other than Violet Morris is standing, next to an unknown Japanese man. She is wearing a long black dress lined with silver and looking lovely as usual. The man is dressed in a white dress shirt and black slacks, along with a solid black tie. He also is wearing a small pair of glasses. Violet speaks........) VIOLET: Welcome fans.....the AGW...........IS............BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!! (the L.A. crowd goes absolutely wild.) VIOLET: An amazing site.....this feels great. I am soooo glad to be back and I hope none of you male viewers missed me too much. As most of you know, I am Violet Morris and I have been doing AGW commentary from the very beginning. Traditionally I have had either Jesse The Mind AND Body Ventura or AGW Prez, Speed Racer seconding me. But I want you all to welcome my new broadcast associate. His name is Lee Ohira, and he will probably be the bane of my existence. Welcome Lee, fans. (the crowd is still hot and will pop for pretty much anything...even an unknown announcer.) LEE: Thank you fans. It is great to graduate to the biggest league of all, Anything Goes Wrestling. VIOLET: As some of you know, President Speed Racer, was offered a large sum of money by a Japanese corporation to bring the AGW back. It was an offer Speed could not refuse, and they recommended Lee to us as a broadcast journalist. LEE: Certainly. I am a Japanese-American but the Japanese simply love my wit and wisdom.....so much in fact that they got me this job. My credentials speak for themselves. I did commentary for several minor wrestling leagues as well as for ESPN’s coverage of events like sumo and strongest man. I will bring experience, enthusiasm and in honor of my friend, Jesse Ventura, I will continue to tell it like it is. VIOLET: I think it will be great working with you Lee. Tonight we have more action than you can even imagine. Tournaments upon tournaments will be staged here tonight. ALL AGW titles will be decided in these. LEE: Also, we have one non-tournament event that will be for the Television Title. The title will be defended on every card so I do not feel for the winner. Wait a sec..... (Enter the Phoenix by Machine Head blairs over the speakers to a confused AGW crowd and out from the back come Unleaded, The "Head Break" Kid, and Candi.. Unleaded sporting his usual attire of jeans and a t-shirt with some kind of title belt drapped over his shoulder. HBK sporting black tights and a white shirt that says "You Didn't Really Think I Was Dead, Did Ya?" and Candi wearing a black tight dress. They walk down to ringside and enter the ring to a mixture of cheer and boos.) *Candi walks over and grabs 2 mics and hands one to Unleaded and the other to HBK* Unleaded: Well I guess its my duty to welcome all of you to the rebirth of the AGW, AGW SECOND COMING!!!! *huge crowd pop* HBK: Come on, You didn't actually think the AGW would stay closed forever did ya?? *crowd shouts no* HBK: That's right, A little revamping was done, a little of this and that and were back! *crowd pops* Unleaded: Now you all may be wondering why we're out here. You see while the AGW was in, I guess you could called it hiatus. I went over to this federation called the DWF. It looked like a promising federation and it looked like a nice home for me. I tore up the competition, 5-0 everything looked good. I even had one of their champions lose by countout cuz he didn't want to get into the ring with me. Then came thier PPV, Prime Time 2000. Unleaded was set to face the Heavyweight Champion Jack Harding. It was also planned that my new stable would debut that night during the match consisting of the AGW's very own Mark Paris and Most Holy. *crowd pops* Unleaded: Well due to upper management, they thought it would be a better angle to for Jack Harding to just lay down since he had a match right after that without even notifing me about it. The crowd did like it, I didn't like, Paris and Holy didn't like it, and it just made the main event a dead giveaway. Well Paris and Holy didn't join and I walked and I took thier Heavyweight Title with me. Since I was already notified that the AGW was reopening. *crowd pops* HBK: Now, the question on everyone's mind is? What are you gonna do with that DWF Heavyweight Title?? Unleaded: Candi if you will.. (Candi walks out of the ring, bends down and pulls out a tarp of some sort from under the ring and throws it into the ring and then comes back in.) Unleaded: Well I guess I thought it would be a great idea to just torch this mother fu@ker right here at the opening of the PPV! *huge crowd pop* HBK: You guy's out there like fire right?? *crowd pop again* (HBK bends down and opens up the fire proof tarp and Unleaded takes the belt off his shoulder fold it up and then kisses it and then drops it onto the tarp) Unleaded: Well this is what my opnion of the DWF! (Unleaded starts searching his pockets and revails he has nothing to burn the title with, he glances over to HBK and he just shrugs, and Candi just shakes her head) Unleaded: Well I guess it looks like we can't burn the title after all, we came a little unprepared.. *crowd boo's* HBK: Oh wait, I think i have an idea! (HBK walks over and whispers something in Unleaded's ear) Unleaded: Gran… COWBOY!!! [Shawn Michales, Alex DiGiacomo, AJ Benmark, Quackman, and “Britney” Morris come down to the ring. “Britney” is holding 2 hockey goalie sticks. As they circle the ring. Ole-Shawn has a mic, as Unleaded looks at Shawn confused.] Unleaded: Exactally, what are you doing here? Shawn: You know I seem to remember a time when I did the very same thing to The AGW TV title. Good times. But you see, I also remember a time when you held The AGW World Title Unleaded. I remember at the contract signing you seemed to bash me in the head with a baseball bat. Not only was I screwed out of a title shot because of the fact you were in bed with Speed but I lost my job. But that was then this is now. Now Speed is on my side. Now I’m friends with The Great Speed Racer. And you?… [With that Britney ka-bongs Unleaded with The Goalie Stick. Shawn delivers a Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick to The Head Break Kid as Alex, AJ and Quacks wrest Candi to the ground. Shawn walks over to The DWF Heavyweight Title and places it firmly on his shoulder] Shawn: You see, Corporation X is not here to be played with. Which is why, I’m calling out that crack-fiend Mark Paris. Mark, what I’m going to offer you is something great. If you come out here now and beat me Shawn Michaels. I will walk out of this league forever. You will never see Shawn Michaels in The AGW ever again. That goes for any other member of Corporation X. I won’t come back as a manager. NOTHING! You hear that Markus? The Clique will destroy me again. If I win, yo… 5…4…3…2…1 PARIS [With that Mark Paris with Rachel Morris in-tow comes down the ramp-way] Paris: You know Shawn, as much as I would like to see The Jobber To The Stars leave, I can’t help but think this is a trap of some sort. I’ll get down there and like a net will fall on me. Aint going to happen. So Shawn, I will gladly come down there if you send your Wannabes to the back. Shawn: Fine. To the back they go. [As Shawn sends them away, a puzzled look drops across their faces] Paris: Good. Now its go-time bitch. They lock up. Mark Paris hits Shawn Michaels with a suplex Mark Paris stomps on Shawn Michaels Shawn Michaels begs off Mark Paris his a DVD on Shawn Michaels Unleaded enters the ring Shawn Michaels begs off Mark Paris hits Shawn Michaels with Mark Paris give the sign for The Extreme Measure Mark Paris executes The Extreme Measure on Shawn Michaels Unleaded hits Mark Paris with a hockey stick. Unleaded hits The Backfire on Mark Paris Shawn Michaels covers Mark Paris Unleaded counts 1…2…3 [Michaels and Unleaded continue to pound on Paris, as HBK, Alex, Quacks, Candi, Britney, and AJ come back to the ring. Alex and Britney each have hockey sticks] Shawn: I seem to remember you wanting to destroy that belt. You know I have an idea. [Shawn places the DWF Heavyweight Title on Paris’s chest as both him and Unleaded both bash the belt and Paris in the process. A small stream of blood creeps from Paris’ mouth denoting internal bleeding] Alex: Let me be the first to introduce to you the strongest force in The AGW today… CORPORATION X!!! [“The Real Slim Shady” plays as they all head back to the dressing room area] VIOLET: VICIOUS assault on Mark Paris....medics are out to make sure he is OK. LEE: The AGW has been open for about 5 minutes and already Mark Paris gets hurt and a new stable is formed. VIOLET: I cannot believe Shawn Michaels would team with the man who stole his stable and cost him his job, Unleaded. LEE: Shawn’s job was not costed, he left because the body politic was corrupt. Hell, it STILL is corrupt I’m sure. But do you think he and Unleaded might get along? VIOLET: The jury will still be out on that one. If they can get along, they will be almost unbeatable. Unleaded just turned on his longtime Clique pal, Mark Paris, that is pretty unbelievable. LEE: Well, considering that Josh Gardner is overseas and Chocolate Thunder has more or less closed any ties with Unleaded and Paris, I guess there was less reason for the two to stay friends. Unleaded is probably just pissed that Paris leaves and comes back and leaves and comes back. VIOLET: Possibly. That is still an amazing turn of events. Fans, we will let you know the condition of Mark Paris as we get it. Right now, we have the TV Title battle royale. 28 men have been entered, some big names like Alex Star, Sebastian Cage, Chocolate Thunder and Tom Tennant. Some new faces like Monarch, Head Break Kid Derrick Diamond and Chad Rose. The wrestlers are already in the ring. Let’s go to new AGW ring announcer and ex-prelim AGW wrestler, Johnny Blaze. BLAZE: Ladies and gentleman, this match is a 28 man battle royale. It is for the AGW TV Title. A wrestler can only be eliminated if he goes over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. May the best man win!!! The bell rings. They lock up. Monarch uses a Death Valley Driver on Cactus Jack. Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Cactus Jack. Monarch puts Cactus Jack in an armbar submission. Cactus Jack reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Monarch executes a backdrop driver on Cactus Jack. Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!". Monarch takes Cactus Jack down with a flying legdrop. (Rob Brennan and Tom Tennant are going at it.) Rob Brennan puts Tom Tennant in a choke against the ropes. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. (DOOM and Man Mountain Rock are going at it.) DOOM goes for a piledriver, but Man Mountain Rock blocks it. (Cactus Jack and Tom Tennant are going at it.) Cactus Jack hits Tom Tennant with the Doctor Bomb. Cactus Jack runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant nails Cactus Jack with a bodyslam. Tom Tennant gets a scorpion deathlock on Cactus Jack. Cactus Jack tries to escape the hold. Cactus Jack reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Tom Tennant whips Cactus Jack into the ropes. Cactus Jack hits a lariat on Tom Tennant. Cactus Jack goes for a back heel kick, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant whips Cactus Jack into the ropes, but Cactus Jack reverses it. Cactus Jack hits Tom Tennant with an elbow. Cactus Jack tries to throw Tom Tennant over the top rope. ** Tom Tennant has been eliminated. LEE: A vicious Foley elbow knocks Tennant out of there. VIOLET: Tom probably sees more opportunity in the later tourneys....this could be good for him to get a rest. (Cactus Jack and Sebastian Cage are going at it.) (Derrick Diamond and The Italian Stallion are going at it.) Scott Stevens executes a jumping side kick on The Italian Stallion. Derrick Diamond hits The Italian Stallion with a backdrop driver. Derrick Diamond hits The Italian Stallion with a full nelson faceslam. (DOOM and Sebastian Cage are going at it.) DOOM nails Sebastian Cage with a knee to the back. (Jimmy Crush and Derrick Diamond are going at it.) Jimmy Crush whips Derrick Diamond into the turnbuckle, but Derrick Diamond reverses it. Derrick Diamond runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jimmy Crush moves out of the way. Derrick Diamond begs off. Jimmy Crush takes Derrick Diamond down with flying headscissors. Jimmy Crush attempts to place Derrick Diamond on the turnbuckle, but Derrick Diamond blocks it. (Monarch and Chad Rose are going at it.) Monarch hits a spinning power bomb on Chad Rose. Monarch runs into the ropes. Chad Rose hits Monarch with a clothesline. (Scott Stevens and Gris Lee are going at it.) Scott Stevens goes for a jumping DDT, but Gris Lee throws him off. Gris Lee whips Scott Stevens into the ropes. Malik Shabazz trips Scott Stevens. (Man Mountain Rock and Isaac Bacitt are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it. Isaac Bacitt goes for a Gorilla Press, but Man Mountain Rock counters it with a facerake. Man Mountain Rock runs into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt misses with a clothesline. Man Mountain Rock and Isaac Bacitt get hit with a double clothesline. Man Mountain Rock goes for a DDT, but Isaac Bacitt throws him off. Isaac Bacitt executes a flying forearm on Man Mountain Rock. Isaac Bacitt nails Man Mountain Rock with a flying lariat. Isaac Bacitt hits Man Mountain Rock with a fistdrop. Isaac Bacitt uses a European uppercut on Man Mountain Rock. Isaac Bacitt hits a fallaway slam on Man Mountain Rock. Isaac Bacitt goes for the Crippler, but Man Mountain Rock counters it with a side step. Isaac Bacitt begs off. Man Mountain Rock hits a vertical suplex on Isaac Bacitt. (Anaconda and Isaac Bacitt are going at it.) Anaconda uses an avalanche on Isaac Bacitt. Anaconda executes the Big Squeeze on Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt tries to escape the hold. Isaac Bacitt is inching his way towards the ropes. Isaac Bacitt summons one last burst of energy. Isaac Bacitt is close to passing out from the pain. Isaac Bacitt summons one last burst of energy. Isaac Bacitt isn't moving anymore. Isaac Bacitt reaches the ropes after being trapped for 1 minute. Isaac Bacitt takes the chair and uses it on him. Isaac Bacitt hits a pumphandle powerslam on Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt gives him a flying forearm, but Anaconda only stares at him. Isaac Bacitt tries to throw Anaconda over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Isaac Bacitt takes Anaconda down with a forearm smash from the top rope. Isaac Bacitt uses a flying lariat on Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt goes for a European uppercut, but Anaconda blocks it. (Derrick Diamond and Son Goku are going at it.) Dream Warrior comes over and lays out Gris Lee. Son Goku and Dream Warrior whip Derrick Diamond into the ropes. They hit Derrick Diamond with a double backdrop. Son Goku executes a DDT on Derrick Diamond. Son Goku tries to throw Derrick Diamond over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Son Goku takes Derrick Diamond down with a kick to the head. (Cactus Jack and Gris Lee are going at it.) Cactus Jack executes a double arm DDT on Gris Lee. Cactus Jack takes Gris Lee down with a flying bodypress. Cactus Jack screams "Bang, Bang". Cactus Jack whips Gris Lee into the ropes. Gris Lee misses with a shoulderblock. Cactus Jack hits Gris Lee with a kick. (Man Mountain Rock and Ghetto Booty are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock whips Ghetto Booty into the ropes. James Vandenberg trips Ghetto Booty. (Chocolate Thunder and Monarch are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder goes for a dragon suplex, but Monarch counters it with a go-behind. Monarch goes for falling reverse DDT, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder uses a dropkick on Monarch. Chocolate Thunder kicks Monarch. Chocolate Thunder hits Monarch. Monarch hits Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder hits Monarch. Chocolate Thunder hits Monarch. Monarch hits Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder chops Monarch. Monarch kicks Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder begs off. Monarch and Bryant Edwards hit Chocolate Thunder with a double hiptoss. Monarch takes Chocolate Thunder down with a Death Valley Driver. Monarch goes for the Fall Of Western Civilization, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder begs off. (Rob Brennan and Son Goku are going at it.) Rob Brennan goes for a facerake, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Rob Brennan. Son Goku hits an enzuigiri on Rob Brennan. Son Goku hits a kick to the head on Rob Brennan. Son Goku hits Rob Brennan with a series of kicks. Son Goku whips Rob Brennan into the ropes. Son Goku goes for a palm blow, but Rob Brennan blocks it. Rob Brennan takes Son Goku down with a DDT. Rob Brennan tries to throw Son Goku over the top rope. ** Son Goku has been eliminated. VIOLET: Goku got dizzied by the Nutkicker’s DDT and was easy pickings after that. (Rob Brennan and Scott Stevens are going at it.) (Man Mountain Rock and Rob Brennan are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock goes for an abdominal stretch, but Rob Brennan counters it with a facerake. Rob Brennan executes the Super Arabian Atomic Low Blow on Man Mountain Rock. Rob Brennan hits Man Mountain Rock with a snap mare. (The "Head Break" Kid and DOOM are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid executes a springboard sitdown faceslam on DOOM. (Derrick Diamond and Rob Brennan are going at it.) Derrick Diamond executes a Yakuza kick on Rob Brennan. Derrick Diamond executes a powerslam on Rob Brennan. Nebuchadnezzar hits Rob Brennan with a lariat. Derrick Diamond nails Rob Brennan with a German suplex. Derrick Diamond hits Rob Brennan with a chop. Derrick Diamond tries to throw Rob Brennan over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Derrick Diamond kicks Rob Brennan. Rob Brennan kicks Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond punches Rob Brennan. Rob Brennan punches Derrick Diamond. Rob Brennan hits Derrick Diamond. Rob Brennan runs into the ropes. Derrick Diamond hits Rob Brennan with an elbow. Derrick Diamond tries to throw Rob Brennan over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Derrick Diamond takes Rob Brennan down with a backdrop driver. Derrick Diamond wioes his brow and flings the sweat towards the crowd. Derrick Diamond hits Rob Brennan with a hiptoss. Derrick Diamond attempts to place Rob Brennan on the turnbuckle, but Rob Brennan blocks it. (Quackman and Sebastian Cage are going at it.) Quackman hits a flying forearm on Sebastian Cage. Quackman runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage takes Quackman down with a Frankensteiner. Sebastian Cage whips Quackman into the ropes. Sebastian Cage executes an armdrag takedown on Quackman. Sebastian Cage puts Quackman in a cobra clutch. Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Sebastian Cage tries to throw Quackman over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (Isaac Bacitt and Brad Thompson are going at it.) Isaac Bacitt whips Brad Thompson into the turnbuckle. Isaac Bacitt charges in with a kick to the midsection. Isaac Bacitt uses running choke slam on Brad Thompson. Isaac Bacitt hits Brad Thompson with an elbowsmash. Isaac Bacitt hits a slingshot clothesline on Brad Thompson. Isaac Bacitt whips Brad Thompson into the turnbuckle, but Brad Thompson reverses it. Brad Thompson hits Isaac Bacitt with the Stinger Splash. Brad Thompson executes the Buzz on Isaac Bacitt. Scott Stevens and Brad Thompson try to throw Isaac Bacitt over the top rope. ** Isaac Bacitt has been eliminated. LEE: It took two men to get the big man, Bacitt over. VIOLET: Who would have thought that a member of ATK would team with Scott Stevens to do anything? LEE: Who would have thought that anyone would do anything with Stevens other than fight him? (Brad Thompson and Rob Brennan are going at it.) Brad Thompson chops Rob Brennan. Brad Thompson hits Rob Brennan. Brad Thompson kicks Rob Brennan. Rob Brennan punches Brad Thompson. Rob Brennan goes for an eye gouge, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Brad Thompson hits Rob Brennan. Brad Thompson chops Rob Brennan. Rob Brennan kicks Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson punches Rob Brennan. Rob Brennan chops Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson kicks Rob Brennan. Brad Thompson hits a bulldog headlock on Rob Brennan. Brad Thompson hits Rob Brennan. Rob Brennan kicks Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson punches Rob Brennan. Rob Brennan kicks Brad Thompson. Rob Brennan kicks Brad Thompson. Brad Thompson chops Rob Brennan. (Sebastian Cage and Cactus Jack are going at it.) Sebastian Cage nails Cactus Jack with a jumping DDT. Sebastian Cage tries to throw Cactus Jack over the top rope. ** Cactus Jack has been eliminated. VIOLET: Might not be too smart of Cage....he has to team up with Cactus Jack and Serpent Man later tonight in the 3 man tag tourney. LEE: Cage simply works better alone anyways. (Sebastian Cage and Alex Star are going at it.) Sebastian Cage hits Alex Star. Alex Star punches Sebastian Cage. Alex Star kicks Sebastian Cage. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Monarch are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Monarch with a cobra clutch suplex. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Monarch into the turnbuckle. Righteous Bounty Hunter charges into the corner. (The "Head Break" Kid and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a slingshot clothesline. (Nebuchadnezzar and Sean Blake are going at it.) Nebuchadnezzar runs into the ropes. Nebuchadnezzar goes for a lariat, but Sean Blake counters it with a crucifix. Sean Blake kicks Nebuchadnezzar. Sean Blake hits Nebuchadnezzar. Sean Blake kicks Nebuchadnezzar. (Chocolate Thunder and Gris Lee are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder gives him Chocolate Bomb, but Gris Lee doesn't even care. Chocolate Thunder whips Gris Lee into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder nails Gris Lee with an enzuigiri. Bryant Edwards and Chocolate Thunder try to throw Gris Lee over the top rope. ** Gris Lee has been eliminated. (Chocolate Thunder and Rob Brennan are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Rob Brennan over the top rope. ** Rob Brennan has been eliminated. VIOLET: In quick fashion, one of the favorites Gris Lee, and one of the smallest competitors, Brennan are eliminated. LEE: CDoggy Dogg wants everyone out of there, and now he is going after Alex Star. The TV Title may be slightly below him, but he sure as heck was the best TV Champ ever. VIOLET: I think Jimmy Crush might disagree. LEE: I think Jimmy Crush needs psychiatric help. (Chocolate Thunder and Alex Star are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder gets a sleeperhold on Alex Star. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Chocolate Thunder chops Alex Star. Chocolate Thunder chops Alex Star. Chocolate Thunder punches Alex Star. (Chocolate Thunder and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Dream Warrior over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Chocolate Thunder goes for Chocolate Bomb, but Dream Warrior counters it with a backdrop. (Dream Warrior and Ghetto Booty are going at it.) Dream Warrior executes a flying sunset flip on Ghetto Booty. (Sean Blake and Jimmy Crush are going at it.) Sean Blake goes for a Tombstone, but Jimmy Crush reverses it. Jimmy Crush tries to throw Sean Blake over the top rope. ** Sean Blake has been eliminated. (Jimmy Crush and Chad Rose are going at it.) Jimmy Crush kicks Chad Rose. Chad Rose kicks Jimmy Crush. Chad Rose chops Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush chops Chad Rose. Jimmy Crush nails Chad Rose with a back heel kick. Jimmy Crush locks Chad Rose in a front facelock. Chad Rose reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Jimmy Crush hits a double arm DDT on Chad Rose. Jimmy Crush goes for an enzuilariato, but Chad Rose counters it with a single-leg takedown. Chad Rose nails Jimmy Crush with a Russian legsweep. Chad Rose tries to throw Jimmy Crush over the top rope. ** Jimmy Crush has been eliminated. VIOLET: Crush went after Blake....and then right away, newcomer Chad Rose tried to take the advantage. Sure enough, Jimmy is eliminated. (Chad Rose and Chocolate Thunder are going at it.) (Anaconda and Nebuchadnezzar are going at it.) Anaconda gets a front facelock on Nebuchadnezzar. Nebuchadnezzar reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Anaconda executes a neck snap on Nebuchadnezzar. Anaconda goes for an armlock leglock submission, but Nebuchadnezzar blocks it. Nebuchadnezzar takes Anaconda down with a forearm smash. Nebuchadnezzar goes for a forearm smash, but Anaconda blocks it. (Monarch and Ghetto Booty are going at it.) Monarch hits Ghetto Booty with a brain buster. (Alex Star and Monarch are going at it.) Alex Star hits the Shooting Star Senton on Monarch. Alex Star goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch nails Alex Star with a clothesline. (Alex Star and Bryant Edwards are going at it.) Alex Star executes the Running Forearm Smash on Bryant Edwards. Alex Star tries to throw Bryant Edwards over the top rope. ** Bryant Edwards has been eliminated. (Alex Star and Sebastian Cage are going at it.) Alex Star tries to throw Sebastian Cage over the top rope. ** Sebastian Cage has been eliminated. (Alex Star and Nebuchadnezzar are going at it.) (Ghetto Booty and Chocolate Thunder are going at it.) Ghetto Booty goes for a bitchslap, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Ghetto Booty over the top rope. ** Ghetto Booty has been eliminated. VIOLET: Wow, 2 big names and newcomer Ghetto Booty were eliminated almost simultaneously. LEE: Alex Star and Chocolate Thunder have been in tons of battle royales. They know that the more people they eliminate, the less punishment they will have to deal with in the long run. (Chocolate Thunder and DOOM are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder goes for a dragon suplex, but DOOM blocks it. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Chocolate Thunder are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Chocolate Thunder with a Gorilla Press. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a bulldog, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a back suplex. Chocolate Thunder catches Righteous Bounty Hunter in an armbar submission. Righteous Bounty Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Chocolate Thunder goes for an armbar submission, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. (Chocolate Thunder and Brad Thompson are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder whips Brad Thompson into the ropes. Lil' Flava trips Brad Thompson. (Brad Thompson and Nebuchadnezzar are going at it.) Brad Thompson catches Nebuchadnezzar in a wristlock. Nebuchadnezzar breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Storm goes for a power bomb, but Brad Thompson counters it with a backdrop. Anaconda uses a forearm to the back on Storm. Anaconda uses an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker on Storm. Anaconda takes Storm down with a forearm to the back. Anaconda tries to throw Storm over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Anaconda catches Storm in a short arm scissors. Storm is struggling to reach the ropes. Storm reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Anaconda hits Storm with a bulldog headlock. Anaconda hits a front-layout suplex on Storm. Anaconda executes an avalanche on Storm. Anaconda goes for the Big Squeeze, but Storm counters it with an eye gouge. (Derrick Diamond and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Derrick Diamond hits Dream Warrior with the Arabian Facebuster. Derrick Diamond takes Dream Warrior down with a front slam. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Brad Thompson are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a front facelock, but Brad Thompson counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Brad Thompson tries to throw Righteous Bounty Hunter over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and DOOM are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter nails DOOM with a gutwrench suplex. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a gutbuster, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM punches Righteous Bounty Hunter. DOOM kicks Righteous Bounty Hunter. DOOM chops Righteous Bounty Hunter. DOOM uses an inverted power bomb on Righteous Bounty Hunter. (DOOM and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) DOOM executes a tiger bomb on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. DOOM whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter misses with a clothesline. DOOM hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with an elbow. DOOM nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a gutwrench suplex. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. DOOM goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a backdrop. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits a reverse neckbreaker on DOOM. Righteous Bounty Hunter catches DOOM in a half boston crab. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a sleeperhold, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM locks Righteous Bounty Hunter in an octopus hold. Righteous Bounty Hunter is valiantly trying to break the hold. Righteous Bounty Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds. DOOM goes for a front facelock, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a backdrop. In turn, DOOM counters it with a sunset flip. DOOM attempts to place Righteous Bounty Hunter on the turnbuckle, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. (Scott Stevens and DOOM are going at it.) Scott Stevens runs into the ropes. Scott Stevens takes DOOM down with a flying forearm. Scott Stevens goes for a headbutt, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM hits Scott Stevens with a reverse neckbreaker. DOOM and The Italian Stallion whip Scott Stevens into the ropes. They hit Scott Stevens with a double elbowsmash. Righteous Bounty Hunter comes over, but gets cut off. DOOM and The Italian Stallion whip Scott Stevens into the ropes. DOOM and The Italian Stallion hit Scott Stevens with a double football tackle. Righteous Bounty Hunter gets back up, but gets cut off. The Italian Stallion goes for a football tackle, but Scott Stevens counters it with a kneelift. Scott Stevens tries to throw DOOM over the top rope. ** DOOM has been eliminated. LEE: Stevens get another one. He may not be popular, but the guy is pretty damn good. VIOLET: It was good of him to shed the rest of his No Limit Soldier friends, but remember. Anything that happened in the VWA should not matter. LEE: I think a lot of folks are interested in forgetting the league existed. VIOLET: Not me, I thought it was great. (Scott Stevens and The Italian Stallion are going at it.) Scott Stevens goes for a choke slam, but The Italian Stallion counters it with a kick to the midsection. The Italian Stallion goes for the Saddle Up Slam, but Scott Stevens counters it with a backward kick. (Dream Warrior and Storm are going at it.) Dream Warrior tries to throw Storm over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Dream Warrior whips Storm into the ropes. Dream Warrior hits Storm with an elbow. Dream Warrior whips Storm into the turnbuckle. Dream Warrior uses a jumping elbow thrust on Storm. Dream Warrior heckles the front row fans. (Storm and Scott Stevens are going at it.) Storm gets a front facelock on Scott Stevens. Scott Stevens is struggling to reach the ropes. Scott Stevens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Storm hits Scott Stevens with a Hotshot. Storm goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Scott Stevens counters it with a small package. (Brad Thompson and Nebuchadnezzar are going at it.) Brad Thompson whips Nebuchadnezzar into the ropes, but Nebuchadnezzar reverses it. Nebuchadnezzar and Brad Thompson get hit with a double clothesline. (Storm and Quackman are going at it.) Storm uses a neck snap on Quackman. Quackman begs off. Storm goes for a flying bodypress, but Quackman rolls out of the way. (Nebuchadnezzar and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Nebuchadnezzar gets a bearhug on Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior is struggling to reach the ropes. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. (The "Head Break" Kid and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid executes a handspring elbow on Righteous Bounty Hunter. The "Head Break" Kid executes a flying somersault dropkick on Righteous Bounty Hunter. The "Head Break" Kid attempts to place Righteous Bounty Hunter on the turnbuckle, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. (Dream Warrior and Alex Star are going at it.) Dream Warrior hits a flying cross body press on Alex Star. (Alex Star and Monarch are going at it.) Alex Star whips Monarch into the ropes. Monarch misses with a shoulderblock. Alex Star misses with an elbow. Monarch goes for a lariat, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. Alex Star punches Monarch. Alex Star kicks Monarch. Alex Star chops Monarch. Monarch hits Alex Star. Monarch kicks Alex Star. Monarch goes for a backdrop driver, but Alex Star counters it with a facerake. Alex Star goes for an eye gouge, but Monarch blocks it. (Dream Warrior and Brad Thompson are going at it.) Dream Warrior goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Brad Thompson uses a jack-knife power bomb on Dream Warrior. (Storm and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Storm goes for a sleeperhold, but Dream Warrior counters it with a jawbreaker. Dream Warrior goes for a flying cross body press, but Storm rolls through with the move. Storm gets an octopus hold on Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Storm executes the Running Forearm Smash on Dream Warrior. Storm tries to throw Dream Warrior over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Monarch are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to throw Monarch over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to throw Monarch over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes a reverse neckbreaker on Monarch. Righteous Bounty Hunter runs his thumb across his throat. Righteous Bounty Hunter gets a camel clutch on Monarch. Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. (The "Head Break" Kid and Alex Star are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid goes for Air Sabu, but Alex Star side-steps and The "Head Break" Kid only hits air. Alex Star hits The "Head Break" Kid with a rolling kick. Alex Star executes the Starscream on The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid is struggling to reach the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid is valiantly trying to break the hold. The "Head Break" Kid is struggling to reach the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid is valiantly trying to break the hold. The "Head Break" Kid is inching his way towards the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid is writhing in pain. The "Head Break" Kid summons one last burst of energy. The "Head Break" Kid is writhing in pain. The "Head Break" Kid breaks the hold after 51 seconds. The "Head Break" Kid hits Alex Star with a jumping side kick. The "Head Break" Kid nails Alex Star with Air Sabu. The "Head Break" Kid whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star goes for a palm blow, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. (Anaconda and The "Head Break" Kid are going at it.) Anaconda hits The "Head Break" Kid with a bulldog headlock. Anaconda executes the Big Squeeze on The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid breaks the hold after 25 seconds. The "Head Break" Kid kicks Anaconda. Anaconda kicks The "Head Break" Kid. Anaconda hits The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid kicks Anaconda. Anaconda punches The "Head Break" Kid. Anaconda hits The "Head Break" Kid. Anaconda uses a front-layout suplex on The "Head Break" Kid. Anaconda nails The "Head Break" Kid with a bulldog headlock. Anaconda whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes. Anaconda goes for a chokehold, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a kick to the midsection. Anaconda goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a backdrop. Alex Star and The "Head Break" Kid try to throw Anaconda over the top rope. ** Anaconda has been eliminated. VIOLET: It took two men to bring the 500 pounder, Anaconda, over the top. He is easily the largest AGW wrestler ever. LEE: Yeah, you’re impartial. Jesse was right, you do kiss up to GenX too much. VIOLET: Hey, they are friends. If you had any, you would be upset too. (The "Head Break" Kid and Alex Star are going at it.) (Quackman and Storm are going at it.) Quackman executes a backward kick on Storm. Quackman takes Storm down with an enzuigiri. Quackman uses a DDT on Storm. Derrick Diamond and Quackman try to throw Storm over the top rope. ** Storm has been eliminated. (Quackman and The "Head Break" Kid are going at it.) (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Scott Stevens are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Scott Stevens into the ropes. Scott Stevens nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a flying forearm. Scott Stevens tries to throw Righteous Bounty Hunter over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. Scott Stevens uses a kick to the thigh on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Scott Stevens uses a front-layout suplex on Righteous Bounty Hunter. (Alex Star and Man Mountain Rock are going at it.) Alex Star nails Man Mountain Rock with a guillotine drop onto the top rope. Alex Star stops to pose and smile while scores of female fans snap photos. Alex Star catches Man Mountain Rock in a figure-four sleeper. Man Mountain Rock breaks the hold after 5 seconds. (Man Mountain Rock and Derrick Diamond are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock gets a bearhug on Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Man Mountain Rock tries to throw Derrick Diamond over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Man Mountain Rock tries to throw Derrick Diamond over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Monarch are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Monarch with a spinebuster slam. (Brad Thompson and Scott Stevens are going at it.) Brad Thompson uses a backbreaker on Scott Stevens. Brad Thompson goes for an elbowdrop, but Scott Stevens rolls out of the way. Scott Stevens nails Brad Thompson with a flying bulldog. Scott Stevens uses an elbowdrop on Brad Thompson. Scott Stevens runs into the ropes. Scott Stevens uses a flying forearm on Brad Thompson. Scott Stevens whips Brad Thompson into the ropes, but Brad Thompson reverses it. Brad Thompson goes for an abdominal stretch, but Scott Stevens counters it with an elbowsmash. Scott Stevens tries to throw Brad Thompson over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Scott Stevens and Righteous Bounty Hunter whip Brad Thompson into the ropes. They attempt to hit Brad Thompson with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Brad Thompson hits them with a double clothesline. Brad Thompson hits Scott Stevens with the Stinger Splash. Brad Thompson goes for the Buzz, but Scott Stevens blocks it. Brad Thompson whips Scott Stevens into the ropes, but Scott Stevens reverses it. Brad Thompson hits Scott Stevens with an elbow. Brad Thompson catches Scott Stevens in an abdominal stretch. Scott Stevens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Dream Warrior comes over, but gets cut off. Brad Thompson and Nebuchadnezzar whip Scott Stevens into the ropes. They hit Scott Stevens with a double elbowsmash. Dream Warrior gets back up and lays out Nebuchadnezzar. Scott Stevens and Dream Warrior hit Brad Thompson with a double jumping DDT. Scott Stevens goes for a double underhook suplex, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Brad Thompson and Nebuchadnezzar whip Scott Stevens into the ropes. They hit Scott Stevens with a double fist to the midsection. Brad Thompson and Nebuchadnezzar whip Scott Stevens into the ropes. Brad Thompson and Nebuchadnezzar hit Scott Stevens with a double jumping DDT. Brad Thompson executes a spinebuster bomb on Scott Stevens. Brad Thompson runs into the ropes. Brad Thompson hits Scott Stevens with an elbow. (Monarch and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) Monarch attempts to place Righteous Bounty Hunter on the turnbuckle, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Monarch executes the Fall Of Western Civilization on Righteous Bounty Hunter. "Bullet" Bob Smith enters the ring and hits Monarch with the steel chair. Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to throw Monarch over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to throw Monarch over the top rope. ** Monarch has been eliminated. VIOLET: Two VWA regulars went at it there with the Bounty Hunter getting Monarch out of there with some manager assistance, of course. LEE: Amazing. These guys have been in there for 40 minutes and a few are still in good enough shape to wrestle. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Man Mountain Rock are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter runs into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Man Mountain Rock with an elbow. Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to throw Man Mountain Rock over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Man Mountain Rock down with a spinebuster slam. (Quackman and Chocolate Thunder are going at it.) Quackman tries to throw Chocolate Thunder over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Quackman tries to throw Chocolate Thunder over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (Quackman and Nebuchadnezzar are going at it.) Quackman hits Nebuchadnezzar with a fallaway slam. Quackman executes a DDT on Nebuchadnezzar. Quackman hits a piledriver on Nebuchadnezzar. Quackman uses a fallaway slam on Nebuchadnezzar. (The Italian Stallion and Dream Warrior are going at it.) The Italian Stallion nails Dream Warrior with a legsweep. (Chocolate Thunder and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. Chocolate Thunder nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with an enzuigiri. Chocolate Thunder executes the "Mad Hops" Superkick on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Righteous Bounty Hunter over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Chocolate Thunder locks Righteous Bounty Hunter in an abdominal stretch. Righteous Bounty Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 21 seconds. Chocolate Thunder punches Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder punches Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder hits the Liger Bomb on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Chocolate Thunder catches Righteous Bounty Hunter in an armbar submission. Righteous Bounty Hunter reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. (Alex Star and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) Alex Star goes for a Falcon Arrow, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a vertical suplex. (Man Mountain Rock and Chad Rose are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock uses a Hotshot on Chad Rose. Man Mountain Rock tries to throw Chad Rose over the top rope. ** Chad Rose has been eliminated. (Man Mountain Rock and Derrick Diamond are going at it.) Man Mountain Rock goes for a back suplex, but Derrick Diamond blocks it. Derrick Diamond hits Man Mountain Rock. Man Mountain Rock chops Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond punches Man Mountain Rock. Derrick Diamond punches Man Mountain Rock. Man Mountain Rock kicks Derrick Diamond. Man Mountain Rock punches Derrick Diamond. Man Mountain Rock executes a Hotshot on Derrick Diamond. Man Mountain Rock hits Derrick Diamond with a roundhouse right. (Nebuchadnezzar and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Nebuchadnezzar hits a fist to the midsection on Dream Warrior. Nebuchadnezzar executes a back heel kick on Dream Warrior. Nebuchadnezzar tries to throw Dream Warrior over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Dream Warrior nails Nebuchadnezzar with a backbreaker. Dream Warrior tries to throw Nebuchadnezzar over the top rope. ** Nebuchadnezzar has been eliminated. VIOLET: Two underdogs, Nebuchadnezzar and Chad Rose are out. We are down to ten men. (Dream Warrior and Scott Stevens are going at it.) Dream Warrior takes Scott Stevens down with a back suplex. (Brad Thompson and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Brad Thompson takes Dream Warrior down with a jawbreaker. Brad Thompson goes for an inverted power bomb, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Dream Warrior hits a European uppercut on Brad Thompson. Dream Warrior attempts to place Brad Thompson on the turnbuckle, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Dream Warrior hits Brad Thompson with a double underhook piledriver. Dream Warrior hits Brad Thompson with a lariat. Dream Warrior takes Brad Thompson down with a back suplex. Dream Warrior locks Brad Thompson in an octopus hold. Brad Thompson tries to escape the hold. Brad Thompson reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Dream Warrior goes for a backbreaker, but Brad Thompson blocks it. Brad Thompson whips Dream Warrior into the ropes. Dream Warrior hits Brad Thompson with an elbow. (Chocolate Thunder and Man Mountain Rock are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid and Chocolate Thunder try to throw Man Mountain Rock over the top rope. ** Man Mountain Rock has been eliminated. (Chocolate Thunder and The Italian Stallion are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder tries to throw The Italian Stallion over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Chocolate Thunder goes for a backbreaker, but The Italian Stallion counters it with a facerake. The Italian Stallion goes for a hiptoss, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a backslide. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw The Italian Stallion over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Chocolate Thunder gets a single-leg takedown into a leglock on The Italian Stallion. The Italian Stallion is struggling to reach the ropes. The Italian Stallion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. (The "Head Break" Kid and Dream Warrior are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid goes for a jumping side kick, but Dream Warrior ducks out of the way. Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on The "Head Break" Kid. (Chocolate Thunder and Derrick Diamond are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder places Derrick Diamond on the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder hits Derrick Diamond with a belly-to-belly superplex. Quackman comes over, but gets cut off. Chocolate Thunder and The Italian Stallion whip Derrick Diamond into the ropes. They hit Derrick Diamond with a double elbowsmash. Chocolate Thunder puts Derrick Diamond in a sleeperhold. Derrick Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Chocolate Thunder catches Derrick Diamond in an abdominal stretch. Derrick Diamond is struggling to reach the ropes. Derrick Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Chocolate Thunder takes Derrick Diamond down with Chocolate Bomb. Chocolate Thunder catches Derrick Diamond in a dragon sleeper. Derrick Diamond reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Chocolate Thunder whips Derrick Diamond into the turnbuckle. Chocolate Thunder charges in with a back elbow. Chocolate Thunder tries to throw Derrick Diamond over the top rope. He didn't succeed. The Italian Stallion goes for a back suplex, but Derrick Diamond blocks it. Derrick Diamond uses a backbreaker on Chocolate Thunder. Derrick Diamond goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Chocolate Thunder blocks it. Chocolate Thunder punches Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond punches Chocolate Thunder. Derrick Diamond nails Chocolate Thunder with a hiptoss. Derrick Diamond tries to throw Chocolate Thunder over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Derrick Diamond chops Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder chops Derrick Diamond. Chocolate Thunder kicks Derrick Diamond. Chocolate Thunder goes for the Liger Bomb, but Derrick Diamond counters it with a backdrop. Derrick Diamond hits a full nelson faceslam on Chocolate Thunder. (Derrick Diamond and Chocolate Thunder are going at it.) Derrick Diamond nails Chocolate Thunder with a full nelson faceslam. (The Italian Stallion and Quackman are going at it.) The Italian Stallion whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it. Quackman goes for a backbreaker, but The Italian Stallion blocks it. (Derrick Diamond and Chocolate Thunder are going at it.) Derrick Diamond executes a chop on Chocolate Thunder. (The "Head Break" Kid and The Italian Stallion are going at it.) Quackman comes over, but gets cut off. The "Head Break" Kid and Righteous Bounty Hunter whip The Italian Stallion into the ropes. They attempt to hit The Italian Stallion with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. The Italian Stallion hits them with a double clothesline. The Italian Stallion takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a backbreaker. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a Russian legsweep, but The Italian Stallion counters it with an elbowsmash. The Italian Stallion gives him a bulldog headlock, but The "Head Break" Kid doesn't budge. The "Head Break" Kid hits the Swinging DDT on The Italian Stallion. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but The Italian Stallion counters it with a power bomb. The Italian Stallion goes for a backbreaker, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a facerake. (The Italian Stallion and Dream Warrior are going at it.) The Italian Stallion hits a backbreaker on Dream Warrior. (Derrick Diamond and The Italian Stallion are going at it.) Derrick Diamond goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Italian Stallion blocks it. The Italian Stallion whips Derrick Diamond into the ropes, but Derrick Diamond reverses it. Derrick Diamond hits The Italian Stallion with a kick. Derrick Diamond wioes his brow and flings the sweat towards the crowd. Derrick Diamond executes a powerslam on The Italian Stallion. Derrick Diamond takes The Italian Stallion down with a dropkick to the back of the head. Derrick Diamond executes a backbreaker on The Italian Stallion. Derrick Diamond hits The Italian Stallion with a superkick. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Alex Star are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter gets a nerve hold on Alex Star. Alex Star is valiantly trying to break the hold. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a piledriver on Alex Star. (Scott Stevens and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) Scott Stevens tries to throw Righteous Bounty Hunter over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Scott Stevens executes the Showstopper on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Scott Stevens goes for a front-layout suplex, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a vertical suplex. (Alex Star and Quackman are going at it.) Alex Star tries to throw Quackman over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (Quackman and Derrick Diamond are going at it.) Quackman attempts to place Derrick Diamond on the turnbuckle, but Derrick Diamond blocks it. Quackman nails Derrick Diamond with a brain buster. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman takes Derrick Diamond down with a bridging back suplex. Quackman hits an enzuigiri on Derrick Diamond. Quackman tries to throw Derrick Diamond over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (The "Head Break" Kid and Derrick Diamond are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid hits Derrick Diamond with a flying somersault dropkick. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. The "Head Break" Kid hits Derrick Diamond with a shooting star press. Derrick Diamond begs off. The "Head Break" Kid attempts to place Derrick Diamond on the turnbuckle, but Derrick Diamond blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid kicks Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond chops The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid chops Derrick Diamond. Derrick Diamond kicks The "Head Break" Kid. Derrick Diamond whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid hits Derrick Diamond with a clothesline. Derrick Diamond falls out of the ring. ** Derrick Diamond has been eliminated. (The "Head Break" Kid and Dream Warrior are going at it.) (Brad Thompson and Alex Star are going at it.) Brad Thompson nails Alex Star with a power bomb. Brad Thompson goes for a DDT, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star executes a faceslam on Brad Thompson. Alex Star whips Brad Thompson into the ropes. Alex Star misses with a kick. Alex Star hits Brad Thompson with an elbow. Alex Star hits Brad Thompson with a flying bodypress. (The Italian Stallion and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) The Italian Stallion goes for a kick to the thigh, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter chops The Italian Stallion. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits The Italian Stallion. The Italian Stallion chops Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter kicks The Italian Stallion. Righteous Bounty Hunter punches The Italian Stallion. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails The Italian Stallion with a piledriver. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Dream Warrior whip The Italian Stallion into the ropes. They hit The Italian Stallion with a double fist to the midsection. Alex Star comes over and lays out Dream Warrior. The Italian Stallion and Alex Star whip Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. They attempt to hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits them with a double clothesline. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Dream Warrior whip The Italian Stallion into the ropes. They hit The Italian Stallion with a double elbowsmash. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Dream Warrior whip The Italian Stallion into the ropes. They attempt to hit The Italian Stallion with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. The Italian Stallion hits them with a double clothesline. The Italian Stallion takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a back suplex. The Italian Stallion uses a flying bodypress on Righteous Bounty Hunter. The Italian Stallion uses an elbowdrop on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter begs off. (Scott Stevens and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Scott Stevens and The Italian Stallion hit Dream Warrior with a double kick to the thigh. Scott Stevens goes for a European uppercut, but Dream Warrior counters it with a backslide. Dream Warrior misses with a shoulderblock. Scott Stevens hits a jumping DDT on Dream Warrior. Scott Stevens hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Dream Warrior. Scott Stevens tries to throw Dream Warrior over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (Scott Stevens and Quackman are going at it.) Scott Stevens puts Quackman in a front facelock. Quackman breaks the hold with a low blow after 5 seconds. Quackman goes for a DDT, but Scott Stevens blocks it. Scott Stevens hits Quackman. Quackman chops Scott Stevens. Quackman hits Scott Stevens. Quackman punches Scott Stevens. Dream Warrior executes a lariat on Scott Stevens. Quackman goes for a bridging back suplex, but Scott Stevens counters it with an elbowsmash. Scott Stevens goes for a headbutt, but Quackman blocks it. (Scott Stevens and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) Scott Stevens executes a jawbreaker on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Scott Stevens punches Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter punches Scott Stevens. Righteous Bounty Hunter chops Scott Stevens. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a heart punch, but Scott Stevens blocks it. Scott Stevens executes the Showstopper on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Scott Stevens hits Righteous Bounty Hunter. Scott Stevens hits Righteous Bounty Hunter. Scott Stevens hits Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter kicks Scott Stevens. Righteous Bounty Hunter punches Scott Stevens. Scott Stevens chops Righteous Bounty Hunter. Scott Stevens chops Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter kicks Scott Stevens. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Scott Stevens down with a double underhook suplex. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Chocolate Thunder whip Scott Stevens into the ropes. They hit Scott Stevens with a double kick to the midsection. Brad Thompson comes over and lays out Chocolate Thunder. Scott Stevens nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a belly-to-belly suplex. (The Italian Stallion and Alex Star are going at it.) The Italian Stallion goes for a sleeperhold, but Alex Star blocks it. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to throw Dream Warrior over the top rope. He didn't succeed. (The Italian Stallion and The "Head Break" Kid are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid spit in the eyes. The "Head Break" Kid tries to throw The Italian Stallion over the top rope. He didn't succeed. The "Head Break" Kid and Alex Star whip The Italian Stallion into the ropes. They hit The Italian Stallion with a double kick to the midsection. Scott Stevens comes over, but gets cut off. The "Head Break" Kid and Alex Star whip The Italian Stallion into the ropes. They hit The Italian Stallion with a double fist to the midsection. Alex Star goes for a single-arm DDT, but The Italian Stallion blocks it. Scott Stevens uses a jawbreaker on Alex Star. (Dream Warrior and The Italian Stallion are going at it.) Dream Warrior tries to throw The Italian Stallion over the top rope. ** The Italian Stallion has been eliminated. (Dream Warrior and Brad Thompson are going at it.) (The "Head Break" Kid and Chocolate Thunder are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid uses an inverted power bomb on Chocolate Thunder. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Chocolate Thunder counters it with a small package. Chocolate Thunder chops The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid chops Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder hits The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid punches Chocolate Thunder. (Quackman and Alex Star are going at it.) Quackman hits flying headscissors on Alex Star. Quackman tries to throw Alex Star over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Quackman nails Alex Star with a backbreaker. (Chocolate Thunder and The "Head Break" Kid are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder nails The "Head Break" Kid with a power bomb. Chocolate Thunder executes the "Mad Hops" Superkick on The "Head Break" Kid. Chocolate Thunder executes a chop on The "Head Break" Kid. Chocolate Thunder executes the "Mad Hops" Superkick on The "Head Break" Kid. (Alex Star and The "Head Break" Kid are going at it.) Alex Star goes for a forearm smash, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid punches Alex Star. The "Head Break" Kid kicks Alex Star. Alex Star kicks The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid hits Alex Star. The "Head Break" Kid kicks Alex Star. Alex Star begs off. The "Head Break" Kid hits a jumping DDT on Alex Star. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a handspring blind tope, but Alex Star counters it with a German suplex. Alex Star goes for flying 360 legdrop, but Candi shoves him off the turnbuckle. Bowen Murphy threatens The "Head Break" Kid with disqualification. The "Head Break" Kid hits a Russian legsweep on Alex Star. The "Head Break" Kid whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star hits The "Head Break" Kid with an elbow. (Brad Thompson and Dream Warrior are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid hits Dream Warrior with a jumping side kick. Brad Thompson uses a back suplex on Dream Warrior. Brad Thompson and The "Head Break" Kid whip Dream Warrior into the ropes. They hit Dream Warrior with a double clothesline. Quackman comes over and lays out The "Head Break" Kid. Dream Warrior and Quackman whip Brad Thompson into the ropes. They hit Brad Thompson with a double backdrop. Dream Warrior uses a jumping elbow thrust on Brad Thompson. Dream Warrior nails Brad Thompson with a flying headbutt. Dream Warrior tries to throw Brad Thompson over the top rope. ** Brad Thompson has been eliminated. VIOLET: Alpha Theta Kappa won’t get the TV Title today. LEE: Like they would want it. VIOLET: Remember, these men have been in there for an hour to get this belt. It’s not the throwaway it used to be. (Dream Warrior and Scott Stevens are going at it.) (Chocolate Thunder and The "Head Break" Kid are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder goes for an enzuigiri, but The "Head Break" Kid ducks out of the way. The "Head Break" Kid nails Chocolate Thunder with a springboard leaping swinging DDT. (Dream Warrior and Alex Star are going at it.) Dream Warrior goes for a bodyslam, but Alex Star blocks it. (The "Head Break" Kid and Quackman are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid goes for a handspring into a Frankensteiner, but Quackman counters it with a back suplex. Quackman tries to throw The "Head Break" Kid over the top rope. He didn't succeed. The "Head Break" Kid spit in the eyes. The "Head Break" Kid nails Quackman with an inverted DDT. (The "Head Break" Kid and Alex Star are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid nails Alex Star with a backspin DDT. The "Head Break" Kid whips Alex Star into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a jumping side kick, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. (Righteous Bounty Hunter and Chocolate Thunder are going at it.) Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Chocolate Thunder with a heart punch. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Chocolate Thunder with a clothesline. Righteous Bounty Hunter tries to throw Chocolate Thunder over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a gutbuster on Chocolate Thunder. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Chocolate Thunder down with a Gorilla Press. Chocolate Thunder begs off. (Alex Star and Quackman are going at it.) Alex Star tries to throw Quackman over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Alex Star chops Quackman. Alex Star hits Quackman. Alex Star attempts to place Quackman on the turnbuckle, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman begs off. (The "Head Break" Kid and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with an inverted DDT. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. (The "Head Break" Kid and Scott Stevens are going at it.) The "Head Break" Kid hits Scott Stevens with Air Sabu. The "Head Break" Kid hits Scott Stevens with an inverted power bomb. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. (Chocolate Thunder and Quackman are going at it.) Chocolate Thunder runs into the ropes. Alex DiGiacomo trips Chocolate Thunder. Chocolate Thunder uses a side step on Quackman. (Dream Warrior and Chocolate Thunder are going at it.) Dream Warrior tries to throw Chocolate Thunder over the top rope. ** Chocolate Thunder has been eliminated. VIOLET: BIG ELIM!!!! CDogg got tossed out by former TV Champ, Dream Warrior. LEE: I wonder if the Dream Coach taught him that one? (Dream Warrior and Quackman are going at it.) Dream Warrior and Righteous Bounty Hunter whip Quackman into the ropes. They hit Quackman with a double clothesline. Dream Warrior and Righteous Bounty Hunter whip Quackman into the ropes. They hit Quackman with a double fist to the midsection. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes a back heel kick on Quackman. Dream Warrior executes a German suplex on Quackman. Dream Warrior hits a frog splash on Quackman. (Alex Star and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Alex Star takes Dream Warrior down with a Falcon Arrow. (Quackman and The "Head Break" Kid are going at it.) Quackman tries to throw The "Head Break" Kid over the top rope. ** The "Head Break" Kid has been eliminated. LEE: The fact that Quackman can eliminate anyone is pretty damn funny. (Quackman and Dream Warrior are going at it.) (Scott Stevens and Alex Star are going at it.) Scott Stevens goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star takes Scott Stevens down with a bulldog headlock. Dream Warrior comes over and lays out Righteous Bounty Hunter. Scott Stevens hits Alex Star with a double underhook suplex. Scott Stevens takes Alex Star down with a European uppercut. Scott Stevens runs into the ropes. Scott Stevens uses a flying forearm on Alex Star. (Alex Star and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Alex Star tries to throw Dream Warrior over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Alex Star hits an eye gouge on Dream Warrior. Alex Star runs into the ropes. Alex Star goes for a palm blow, but Dream Warrior blocks it. Alex Star begs off. Dream Warrior hits a German suplex on Alex Star. Dream Warrior executes the Bad Night's Sleep on Alex Star. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a back heel kick, but Alex Star blocks it. Scott Stevens goes for an enzuigiri, but Righteous Bounty Hunter ducks out of the way. Alex Star comes over, but gets cut off. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Dream Warrior whip Scott Stevens into the ropes. They hit Scott Stevens with a double clothesline. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Scott Stevens with a jack-knife power bomb. (Scott Stevens and Quackman are going at it.) Scott Stevens runs into the ropes. Quackman misses with an elbow. Quackman hits Scott Stevens with a shoulderblock. Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Scott Stevens. Scott Stevens is inching his way towards the ropes. Scott Stevens tries to escape the hold. Scott Stevens tries to fight the pain. Scott Stevens is writhing in pain. Scott Stevens is barely hanging in there. Scott Stevens isn't moving anymore. Scott Stevens is almost gone. Scott Stevens isn't moving anymore. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens may have passed out. Scott Stevens starts moving again. Scott Stevens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 minutes. VIOLET: History has been made!!! I think that might have been the longest submission hold in AGW history!!! LEE: I don’t think the face of Stevens will be the same. While that went on, RBH, Star and Dream all took a breather.....and laughed to themselves. Stevens gets no love. Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Scott Stevens. Scott Stevens is valiantly trying to break the hold. Scott Stevens tries to fight the pain. Scott Stevens is writhing in pain. Scott Stevens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 43 seconds. (Dream Warrior and Alex Star are going at it.) Dream Warrior nails Alex Star with a flying sunset flip. Dream Warrior whips Alex Star into the ropes. Dream Warrior goes for neck-scissors, but Alex Star ducks out of the way. Alex Star punches Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior chops Alex Star. Dream Warrior chops Alex Star. Dream Warrior kicks Alex Star. Alex Star hits Dream Warrior. Alex Star kicks Dream Warrior. (Alex Star and Dream Warrior are going at it.) Alex Star tries to throw Dream Warrior over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Alex Star gets the Oriental Spike on Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior tries to fight the pain. Dream Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dream Warrior is writhing in pain. Dream Warrior starts moving again. Dream Warrior may have passed out. Dream Warrior starts moving again. Dream Warrior may have passed out. Dream Warrior starts moving again. Dream Warrior may have passed out. Dream Warrior starts moving again. Dream Warrior may have passed out. Dream Warrior starts moving again. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 2 minutes. Alex Star executes a flying bulldog on Dream Warrior. Alex Star tries to throw Dream Warrior over the top rope. He didn't succeed. Alex Star takes Dream Warrior down with a Frankensteiner from the top rope. Alex Star takes Dream Warrior down with an elbow to the midsection. Alex Star takes Dream Warrior down with the Running Forearm Smash. Alex Star nails Dream Warrior with the DragonStar Armwhip. Alex Star locks Dream Warrior in a figure-four sleeper. Dream Warrior is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Alex Star locks Dream Warrior in an armbar submission. Dream Warrior tries to escape the hold. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 23 seconds. Alex Star executes the Starscream on Dream Warrior. Dream Warrior reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Alex Star uses a standing moonsault on Dream Warrior. Alex Star tries to throw Dream Warrior over the top rope. ** Dream Warrior has been eliminated. VIOLET: Star simply wore Dream Warrior out with his submission ability. Warrior put up a great showing though. He is a talent.....Star is simply a veteran though. (Alex Star and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) (Quackman and Scott Stevens are going at it.) Quackman goes for Air Sabu, but Scott Stevens side-steps and Quackman only hits air. Scott Stevens goes for a headbutt, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman whips Scott Stevens into the ropes. Quackman hits Scott Stevens with a backbreaker. (Alex Star and Righteous Bounty Hunter are going at it.) Alex Star whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the turnbuckle. Alex Star tries to throw Righteous Bounty Hunter over the top rope. ** Righteous Bounty Hunter has been eliminated. VIOLET: We are down to 3 men, as Star, Quackman and Scott Stevens are left. LEE: I have to pick Star because he rules. VIOLET: Ummm....fair enough. (Alex Star and Quackman are going at it.) Alex Star hits a choke bomb on Quackman. (Quackman and Scott Stevens are going at it.) Quackman uses an enzuigiri on Scott Stevens. Quackman uses a bridging back suplex on Scott Stevens. Quackman whips Scott Stevens into the turnbuckle. Quackman catches Scott Stevens in a choke against the ropes. Scott Stevens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Quackman catches Scott Stevens in a boot choke. Scott Stevens reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Quackman takes Scott Stevens down with a monkey flip. Quackman runs into the ropes. Quackman misses with a clothesline. Scott Stevens hits Quackman with a clothesline. Quackman falls out of the ring. ** Quackman has been eliminated. (Scott Stevens and Alex Star are going at it.) Scott Stevens tries to throw Alex Star over the top rope. ** Alex Star has been eliminated. The winner is Scott Stevens. Time of match: 1:21:19 VIOLET: AMAZING!!!!! Stevens knocked Quackman out of the ring and Star lunged at Stevens to take advantage. Stevens simply ducked and Star flew over the ropes. LEE: Not bad for a guy who had his face gnawed on by a midget for 5 minutes. VIOLET: Stevens is pretty darn bloody....but he is victorious. Showtime is your AGW Television Champion!! LEE: And his three fans are cheering loudly. VIOLET: Who are they? LEE: Silkk the Shocker, Master P and Gregg G. VIOLET: Ahhhh, Gregg G. LEE: The crowd is somewhat behind Stevens, that is until his first post-PPV interview. VIOLET: Stop it! He worked hard for this....he deserved to gloat. LEE: He never needed an excuse before, but I digress..... VIOLET: Next up is our tournament to decide a new Women’s Champion. 8 women will go at it. Seeds were determined and the brackets go according to that. Let’s go to it. AGW Women’s Title Tournament [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match (1) Lollipop pinned (8)Tiffany Jones with the Northern Lights Of Malibu in 0:10:06. Rating: **** [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match (4)Mai Shiranui pinned (5)Zoe Burgess with the Shinobi Bati in 0:03:41. Rating: *** [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match (2)Kerri Billings pinned (7)Blue Mary with the The Last Hoorah in 0:05:09. Rating: ** [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match (6)Amethyst pinned (3)Lil' Flava with the Morning Glory in 0:18:32. Rating: *** 1/4 VIOLET: Only one upset in that first round as Amethyst pins Lil Flava. LEE: Your kid sis, Amethyst. Gee, how CONVENIENT!!! VIOLET: Hey, she earned that win on her own. LEE: Yeah right. VIOLET: Anyways, we have some interesting semifinal matches. Lollipop and Mai will face off in what should be an action packed matchup. LEE: And Kerri Billings will face Violet’s “Chosen One”. Kerri is twice the size of little Amethyst. VIOLET: And that could be all the advantage she needs. Let’s go to the next batch. [Semi-Finals]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Lollipop pinned Mai Shiranui with the Northern Lights Of Malibu in 0:10:21. Rating: *** [Semi-Finals]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Kerri Billings pinned Amethyst with the The Last Hoorah in 0:12:20. Rating: *** VIOLET: No surprises as the top 2 seeds advance. Both matches were really good too. The crowd seems to appreciate the women of the AGW, since they are about wrestling and not T and A. LEE: What does T and A have to do with anything?! They’re in the WWF. VIOLET: You know what I meant. Anyhow, it will be Lollipop and Kerri Billings in the finals. The winner of this gets the AGW Women’s Title. LEE: I predict Lollipop will win because she is cuter....and the President’s personal hussy. VIOLET: I think Kerri will overpower Lollipop. LEE: Oh yeah, what was up with that whole Emeraldas thing anyway? VIOLET: I think it would be best to forget about it. Go to the ring. ~~~~~ They lock up. Lollipop throws Kerri Billings out of the ring. Lollipop goes for a ringpost moonsault, but Kerri Billings moves out of the way. Lollipop is out cold. VIOLET: Not smart by Lollipop, she tried to make this a brawl and that plays right into the hands of Kerri. LEE: Nobody ever accused Lollipop of being smart, she is a blonde after all. Kerri Billings knocks Lollipop into the ringsteps. Kerri Billings is handed a toilet seat. Kerri Billings hits her with the toilet seat. Kerri Billings whips Lollipop into the guardrail. Kerri Billings hits a powerslam on Lollipop. Kerri Billings whips Lollipop into the guardrail. Kerri Billings starts a cheer. Kerri Billings hits her with the toilet seat. LEE: Kerri cheers as she bashes a dirty toilet seat over the head of Lollipop. VIOLET: The crowd is behind her as well. Kerri Billings goes for a mounted punch, but Lollipop blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Lollipop hits a forearm to the back on Kerri Billings. Lollipop hits Kerri Billings with an enzuilariato. Lollipop goes for the Northern Lights Of Malibu, but Kerri Billings counters it with a small package. Kerri Billings sets up a table. Kerri Billings sets up Lollipop on the table. Kerri Billings tries to the last hoorah Lollipop through the table, but she moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Lollipop whips Kerri Billings into the guardrail. Lollipop executes the Northern Lights Of Malibu on Kerri Billings on the concrete floor. Lollipop nails Kerri Billings with a jawbreaker. Lollipop whips Kerri Billings into the guardrail. Lollipop takes Kerri Billings down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Lollipop knocks Kerri Billings into the ringpost. Lollipop hits an earringer on Kerri Billings. Lollipop sets up a table. VIOLET: Lollipop took the advantage and is now pounding on Kerri. Lollipop goes for a flying forearm, but Kerri Billings ducks out of the way. Kerri Billings is handed a broom handle. Kerri Billings hits her with the broom handle. Kerri Billings sets up Lollipop on the table. Kerri Billings executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Devastating maneuver by Billings....and the crowd is booing now as President Speed Racer is walking down the aisle!!!! LEE: Why in the world would he come down here? It’s obvious that Lollipop has the advantage. VIOLET: HA! Yeah right. Speed is looking at the crowd but not saying a word. Usually he is the first to yell at them. Kerri Billings knocks Lollipop into the ringsteps. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop with a jawbreaker. Kerri Billings hits a jawbreaker on Lollipop. Kerri Billings gives her a Samoan Drop, but Lollipop only stares at her. Kerri Billings whips Lollipop into the guardrail. Kerri Billings goes for a front-layout suplex, but Lollipop blocks it. Lollipop throws Kerri Billings back into the ring. Lollipop runs into the ropes. Lollipop misses with a clothesline. Kerri Billings hits Lollipop with a shoulderblock. Kerri Billings is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. VIOLET: I want to take this opportunity to welcome Mr. Bitter back to the ranks of AGW referees. He is the senior official. LEE: He’s still pissed that there are no DQs though. Kerri Billings goes for a spear, but Lollipop side-steps and Kerri Billings only hits air. Lollipop goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Kerri Billings blocks it. Kerri Billings punches Lollipop. Speed Racer jumps on the apron. Kerri Billings punches Lollipop. Kerri Billings puts Lollipop in the torture rack. Speed Racer enters the ring. Kerri Billings lets go after 18 seconds. VIOLET: Speed enters the ring, he ALWAYS has to stick his nose into things. LEE: Well, he IS the boss. He and Kerri are having a standoff. VIOLET: Lollipop has gotten to her feet and she is by Speed’s side yelling at him to take Kerri out!! (A smile comes to the AGW President’s face as he turns around and grabs Lollipop by the hair. Lollipop is shocked.....and screams as Speed executes a diamond cutter on her. He then tells Kerri to take advantage as he walks out of the ring to a few cheers from the fans.) LEE: These fans condone this?!!? This is sickening, Speed beat his girlfriend up. VIOLET: Make that EX-girlfriend. I heard that those two may be on the outs, and we got our answer tonight. Kerri Billings executes the The Last Hoorah on Lollipop. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The winner is Kerri Billings. Time of match: 0:06:01 VIOLET: Kerri wins the AGW Women’s Title!!! This is great, I’m happy for her. LEE: She comes back from the dead and wins some gold....the undead always did freak me out. VIOLET: Ring announcer Johnny Blaze presents Kerri with the title belt. A big night for at least one member of Alpha Theta Kappa. Meanwhile, Lollipop is unconscious in the ring as medics treat her. LEE: Mark Payne has come out here too, and is visibly pissed as well he should be. VIOLET: I have word that Michael Hayes is in the back with Speed right now. Michael! (Michael Hayes and Speed Racer are actually in the vacant locker of Generation X....an unusual occurrence right there.) HAYES: Mr. Racer, first off, why did you attack your girlfriend Lollipop like that? SPEED: Well Michael, Lollipop was simply the last tie I had with the “Corporation” that died many months ago. That coupled with the fact that she is a simple slut left me no choice but to humiliate her before she got the chance to do the same with me. HAYES: Do you have any ties with Alpha Theta Kappa? For that matter, we are in the locker room of GenX. Why is that? SPEED: First, no I have no ties to the college frat boys. Billings was just lucky enough to be in the finals against Lollipop. Good for her. As for me being here in GenX’s locker room, I simply wanted to talk with Smooth Operator but he isn’t here. HAYES: Is that all? After all, many of the wrestlers are talking about how you are causing all sorts of trouble and playing favorites. Some of your random tag pairings were unpopular. SPEED: First off, it really is amazing that I get more heat than a lot of guys who deserve it. Look, I am not the head of any evil AGW stable. The Corp is long dead and I certainly am not looking at reforming it. So me playing favorites is just stupid. Another thing, you notice how a lot of the boys are spouting out trash about how the AGW cannot survive without them and how I came begging for them to rejoin. Please, the AGW did great when Mark Paris was in rehab or jail, the AGW was as good as ever when Chocolate Thunder was out with injury, the AGW wasn’t affected before Mark Payne joined, the AGW was strong without Alex Star around. Put simply, the AGW preseveres whether or not these talented, big egos are around. Look, I am glad they ARE around but I certainly did not beg for any of them to come back. Any of them are just as important to the AGW as guys like Serpent Man and Bobby Skywalker are. One day, reality will hit these egotistical morons and hopefully that day is soon. This is why I actually appreciate guys like Smooth Operator and Most Holy. Despite their continued dislike of me, they are much more down to earth and realistic, and for that I thank them. HAYES: Big words from the boss. Last questions. Speed, are you planning on entering the AGW ring once again? After all, you were the next to last AGW champ. Also, any truth to the question people are asking, about the Dark Church returning? SPEED: Well, Michael, I have no plans on entering the AGW ring right now. I have defeated anybody of note in the AGW ring and have nothing to prove. As for the Dark Church, no, they do not plan on coming back. The opening vignette to the PPV was something the Dark Rogue just wanted to do for me. He has no plans to come back. But never say never, Michael. And no, I do not plan to be actively interfering in anyone else’s matches tonight. HAYES: Took the question out of my mouth. Thanks for your time. SPEED: No problem. HAYES: Violet, Speed seems like a changed man. Back to you. VIOLET: I think he might just be changed....I am not so sure I believe it fully. LEE: I can’t believe he became a wuss. Hanging out with you and your family must have had a negative influence on him. VIOLET: Well, he IS thrilled about the baby of Smooth and Kat as are we all. That could be the future of the AGW. LEE: The spawn of two mediocre wrestlers? Yeah....a bleak future I see. VIOLET: Hey, chill with the family bashing. We have matches to call. The Anything Goes Title tourney is next. Should be nice and bloody. ANYTHING GOES TITLE TOURNAMENT: all random gimmick matches Baseball Bat No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match (1)Tom Tennant pinned (8)The Goon with the Survivor Plunge in 0:13:55. Rating: 1/4* Saiyan Death No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match (4)Vegeta pinned (5)Father Arson after a moonsault in 0:19:33. Rating: -3/4* Electric Fence No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match (2)Unleaded defeated (7)The Philadelphia Eagle in 0:06:41. Rating: ** 1/4 Electric Chair No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match (3)Eric Balboni defeated (6)Dan Sexton in 0:18:13. Rating: -* VIOLET: No surprises in the first round. The top 4 seeds all made it through their random gimmick matches. LEE: Vegeta actually got lucky that his random match was a Saiyan Death match. VIOLET: He got the luck of the draw....to say the least. Unleaded dominated the rookie Philly Eagle but the other three matches were quite even. LEE: And it ain’t over. We have Tom Tennant facing Vegeta next. Unless it is another Saiyan Death match, I really have no hope for Vegeta to win it. VIOLET: The random gimmick match is being spun by ring announcer Johnny Blaze and it comes up on.......hmmmm, a nice and simple Strap match. LEE: Ahhh, hearkens back to the old NWA days. This should be good. ~~~~~ They lock up. Tom Tennant whips him with the strap. Tom Tennant whips Vegeta into the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant charges in with the Running Forearm Smash. Tom Tennant goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Vegeta blocks it. Vegeta uses a German suplex on Tom Tennant. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vegeta whips him with the strap. Vegeta executes a dragon suplex on Tom Tennant. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Ken Goad counts: One, Vegeta lifts a shoulder, two, thr... kickout. Vegeta goes for a brain buster, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant goes for a waistlock suplex, but Vegeta counters it with an elbowsmash. Vegeta executes a fisherman buster on Tom Tennant. Vegeta is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vegeta takes Tom Tennant down with a kick to the thigh. Vegeta goes for a roundhouse kick, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant uses a chop on Vegeta. Tom Tennant whips him with the strap. Tom Tennant puts Vegeta in a sleeperhold. Vegeta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tom Tennant nails Vegeta with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant hits turnbuckle number one. Tom Tennant hits turnbuckle number two. Tom Tennant hits turnbuckle number three. Tom Tennant uses a kick to the midsection on Vegeta. Tom Tennant places Vegeta on the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant hits a superplex on Vegeta. VIOLET: I have no clue what Tennant is doing there. He had tree turnbuckles hit, but chose to deliver more punishment to Vegeta? LEE: Your guess is as good as mine. Tom is one whacked out fellow....who knows what he is thinking. Tom Tennant uses a bodyslam on Vegeta. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant executes a slingshot somersault splash on Vegeta. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Vegeta blocks it. Vegeta hits a kick to the thigh on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant throws Vegeta out of the ring. Tom Tennant jumps onto him with a plancha. Nappa comes from behind and distracts Tom Tennant. Vegeta takes Tom Tennant down with a fisherman buster. Vegeta whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Vegeta reenters the ring. Tom Tennant follows him back in. Vegeta gets a chokehold on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant is valiantly trying to break the hold. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Vegeta places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle. Vegeta hits a top-rope fisherman buster on Tom Tennant. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Vegeta takes Tom Tennant down with a swinging neckbreaker. Vegeta executes a kick to the thigh on Tom Tennant. Vegeta chokes him with the strap. Vegeta goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Tom Tennant counters it with a legsweep. Tom Tennant whips him with the strap. Tom Tennant uses a flying legdrop on Vegeta. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant takes Vegeta down with a vertical suplex. Tom Tennant nails Vegeta with a vertical suplex. Tom Tennant goes for a flying clothesline, but Vegeta counters it with a Yakuza kick. Vegeta goes for a German suplex, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant nails Vegeta with a kick to the midsection. Tom Tennant takes Vegeta down with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant hits a flying fistdrop on Vegeta. Tom Tennant goes for a jumping DDT, but Vegeta counters it with a small package. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Vegeta yells "I am the Prince Of The Saiyans!!". LEE: I thought I was the Prince of the Saiyans! BASTARD!!! Vegeta gets a chokehold on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Tom Tennant chokes him with the strap. Tom Tennant goes for a tiger driver, but Vegeta counters it with a rana. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Vegeta executes a fisherman buster on Tom Tennant. Vegeta hits a powerslam on Tom Tennant. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Vegeta complains about a slow count. Vegeta takes Tom Tennant down with a thrust kick to the head. Vegeta hits Tom Tennant with a German suplex. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Vegeta complains about a slow count. Vegeta goes for a clothesline, but Tom Tennant counters it with a crucifix. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant hits a jumping DDT on Vegeta. Tom Tennant nails Vegeta with an enzuigiri. Tom Tennant gets a scorpion deathlock on Vegeta. Vegeta is valiantly trying to break the hold. Vegeta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Tom Tennant executes a flying legdrop on Vegeta. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant hits Vegeta with a flying legdrop. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant chokes him with the strap. Tom Tennant hits a bulldog headlock on Vegeta. VIOLET: Tom Tennant has taken total control of this one.....Vegeta is just getting pummelled. Tom Tennant gets a half Boston on Vegeta. Vegeta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Tom Tennant puts Vegeta in a half Boston. Vegeta reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Nappa enters the ring and hits Tom Tennant with the Saibaman. Before Nappa connects, Tom Tennant moves out of the way. Nappa hits Vegeta. Tom Tennant throws Nappa over the top rope. Vegeta is out cold. LEE: Pummelled by Tennant AND his own manager. Tom Tennant uses a flying legdrop on Vegeta. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Tom Tennant goes for the Survivor Plunge, but Nappa shoves him off the turnbuckle. Ken Goad threatens Vegeta with disqualification. VIOLET: Nappa tries to avoid getting destroyed by Vegeta by doing him a favor. Vegeta gets an octopus hold on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Vegeta hits a low blow on Tom Tennant. Vegeta hits Tom Tennant with a spin kick. Vegeta whips him with the strap. Vegeta hits a series of kicks on Tom Tennant. Vegeta uses a thrust kick to the head on Tom Tennant. Vegeta leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Vegeta runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Vegeta hits Tom Tennant with a spin kick. Vegeta gives the sign for the Final Flash. Vegeta executes the Final Flash on Tom Tennant. Vegeta goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper puts Tom Tennant's foot on the rope. VIOLET: Vegeta seems quite pissed at Harper for that and I cannot blame him one bit. Vegeta goes for a Japanese armdrag takedown, but Tom Tennant counters it with an elbowsmash. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Vegeta. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Nappa puts Vegeta's foot on the rope. LEE: Turnaround is fair play. You gotta love managers. Vegeta goes for a kick to the head, but Tom Tennant ducks out of the way. Tom Tennant chops Vegeta. Vegeta kicks Tom Tennant. Vegeta hits Tom Tennant. Vegeta hits Tom Tennant. Vegeta goes for a German suplex, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant whips Vegeta into the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant charges in with the Running Forearm Smash. Tom Tennant executes a chop on Vegeta. Tom Tennant hits a bulldog headlock on Vegeta. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. He returns with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Tom Tennant hits him with the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. VIOLET: Wicked hit to the leg of Vegeta with that ball bat. Vegeta is holding his knee.... LEE: And Tennant is licking his chops. Tom Tennant locks Vegeta in a half Boston. Vegeta tries to escape the hold. Vegeta is writhing in pain. Vegeta submits after 15 seconds. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:11:51 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Tennant was wary enough to injure Vegeta and then put him in a leg submission. LEE: Tennant may not be too popular in the back, but he is DAMN good in the ring. Especially in hardcore matches. I like him a lot....in fact, I think Tennant has future World Champ written all over him. VIOLET: Really? LEE: He has the tools. VIOLET: Wow, big statement from the rookie AGW announcer. Next up, Unleaded will face Eric Balboni in a................Taipei Death match aka the Bolo Yeung special. ~~~~~ They lock up. Eric Balboni hits a kick to the groin on Unleaded. Eric Balboni takes Unleaded down with an avalanche. Eric Balboni gives him a ropeburn, but Unleaded doesn't even care. Eric Balboni hits him with the broken glass. Eric Balboni hits Unleaded with a punch. Eric Balboni throws Unleaded out of the ring. Eric Balboni goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Unleaded executes a double arm DDT on Eric Balboni. Unleaded reenters the ring. Eric Balboni follows him back in. Unleaded raises his hand and clinches his fist. Unleaded throws Eric Balboni out of the ring. Unleaded goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Unleaded throws Eric Balboni over the guardrail. Unleaded is handed a garbage can. Unleaded takes a swing at Eric Balboni with the garbage can, but he gets out of the way. Eric Balboni snatches the garbage can from him. Eric Balboni hits him with the garbage can. Eric Balboni uses a kick to the groin on Unleaded. They're brawling up the aisle. Eric Balboni hits a fisherman suplex on Unleaded. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Candi comes from behind and distracts Eric Balboni. Unleaded hits him with a garbage can. Unleaded whips Eric Balboni into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Unleaded throws Eric Balboni over the guardrail. Unleaded hits him with the garbage can. VIOLET: The garbage can is getting used and abused here by Unleaded. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Eric Balboni whips Unleaded into the guardrail. Eric Balboni whips Unleaded into the guardrail. They're brawling behind the guardrail. Eric Balboni hits a low blow on Unleaded. Eric Balboni is handed a baseball bat. Eric Balboni takes a swing at Unleaded with the baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Unleaded snatches the baseball bat from him. Unleaded hits him with the baseball bat. Unleaded whips Eric Balboni into the guardrail. They're brawling up the aisle. Unleaded uses a series of punches on Eric Balboni. Unleaded throws Eric Balboni back into the ring. Unleaded brings the the baseball bat into the ring. Eric Balboni chops Unleaded. Eric Balboni hits Unleaded. Eric Balboni punches Unleaded. Unleaded punches Eric Balboni. Eric Balboni chops Unleaded. Eric Balboni chops Unleaded. Eric Balboni uses a fisherman suplex on Unleaded. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Eric Balboni hits him with the baseball bat. Eric Balboni takes Unleaded down with a thumb to the throat. Eric Balboni chokes him with a baseball bat. Eric Balboni attempts to place Unleaded on the turnbuckle, but Unleaded blocks it. Eric Balboni hits Unleaded with the T-bone suplex. Eric Balboni throws Unleaded out of the ring. Eric Balboni goes through the ropes. Eric Balboni is handed a vacuum cleaner. Eric Balboni hits him with the vacuum cleaner. They're brawling inside the ring area. Eric Balboni throws Unleaded over the guardrail. Eric Balboni hits him with the vacuum cleaner. Eric Balboni hits a fist to the midsection on Unleaded. Eric Balboni hits him with the broken glass. They're brawling up the aisle. Eric Balboni hits him with the vacuum cleaner. They're brawling inside the ring area. Eric Balboni reenters the ring. Unleaded follows him back in. VIOLET: This is simply an all out brawl. Not that I would expect any less from two big brawlers. LEE: You know what I would rather see? I think these two should have had a beer drinking contest to decide the winner. Eric Balboni hits a clothesline on Unleaded. Eric Balboni belches to the crowd.. Eric Balboni executes a piledriver on Unleaded. Eric Balboni belches to the crowd.. Eric Balboni hits a DDT on Unleaded. Eric Balboni executes a swinging neckbreaker on Unleaded. Eric Balboni executes the Keg Toss on Unleaded. Eric Balboni goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. The winner is Eric Balboni. Time of match: 0:04:51 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Oh my, Balboni hit Unleaded with all sorts of impact moves, and the Keg Toss puts Unleaded out in 5 minutes. LEE: I would try to come up with an excuse for Unleaded since he is a buddy of mine....but screw it. He got creamed. VIOLET: Balboni gets no rest though. Tom Tennant is already down to the ring and they will fight in an Ultimate Survival Death Match.....one of the more hardcore matches the AGW has. LEE: The winner of this gets the AGW Anything Goes Title....all right! ~~~~~ Tom Tennant and Eric Balboni start brawling in the back of the arena. Tom Tennant hits Eric Balboni with a waistlock suplex. Tom Tennant hits Eric Balboni with a bulldog headlock. Tom Tennant is handed a golf club. Tom Tennant hits him with the golf club. Eric Balboni is busted wide open. LEE: FORE!!!!!! Tom Tennant sets up a table. Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri on Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant hits him with the golf club. They're brawling in the back of the arena. Eric Balboni takes Tom Tennant down with an uppercut. Eric Balboni belches to the crowd.. Eric Balboni belches to the crowd.. LEE: Should he be belching after just hitting Tennant with an uppercut. VIOLET: He has gas OK? Eric Balboni knocks Tom Tennant into the stairway. Eric Balboni sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Eric Balboni tries to keg toss Tom Tennant through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Tom Tennant takes Eric Balboni down with a Hotshot. Tom Tennant reenters the ring. Eric Balboni follows him back in. Tom Tennant throws Eric Balboni out of the ring. Tom Tennant jumps onto him with a plancha. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant is handed a section of the ringside guardrail. Tom Tennant hits him with the section of the ringside guardrail. LEE: Ouchie, that guardrail does not give though Balboni’s back might have. VIOLET: Not so, Balboni is up and he looks kind of pissed. Tom Tennant reenters the ring. Eric Balboni follows him back in. Eric Balboni brings the the section of the ringside guardrail into the ring. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant complains about a slow count. Eric Balboni is bleeding like hell. Eric Balboni hits an inside cradle on Tom Tennant. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Eric Balboni locks Tom Tennant in a choke against the ropes. Tom Tennant is struggling to get out of the hold. Tom Tennant reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Eric Balboni goes for a facerake, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant gives him a Soviet suplex, but Eric Balboni only stares at him. Tom Tennant throws Eric Balboni out of the ring. Tom Tennant goes through the ropes. Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri on Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant whips Eric Balboni into the guardrail. Tom Tennant hits Eric Balboni with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tom Tennant is handed the Baseball Bat. Tom Tennant hits him with the Baseball Bat. Tom Tennant goes for a kneedrop, but Eric Balboni rolls out of the way. VIOLET: Now Tennant’s knee is hurting....wonder if Balboni can take advantage. LEE: I doubt the big drunk knows any leg submissions. Eric Balboni knocks Tom Tennant into the ringsteps. Eric Balboni goes for a bodyslam, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake. Tom Tennant gives him a flying clothesline, but Eric Balboni doesn't even care. Tom Tennant is handed a fire extinguisher. Tom Tennant hits him with the fire extinguisher. Tom Tennant hits Eric Balboni with a bodyslam. Tom Tennant whips Eric Balboni into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant hits a waistlock suplex on Eric Balboni. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant is handed a keyboard. Tom Tennant hits him with the keyboard. Tom Tennant goes for a Soviet suplex, but Eric Balboni blocks it. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but Eric Balboni nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant hits him with the keyboard. Tom Tennant whips Eric Balboni into the guardrail. Tom Tennant hits Eric Balboni with a snap mare. Tom Tennant hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant throws Eric Balboni back into the ring. Tom Tennant tries to climb the pole. Tom Tennant is on the second turnbuckle. Tom Tennant is on the top turnbuckle. Tom Tennant is on his way up the pole. Tom Tennant is in grabbing distance. Tom Tennant has retrieved the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with t humbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!. VIOLET: Look what Tennant has!!!! LEE: It is almost indescribable that object. Tom Tennant takes a swing at Eric Balboni with the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upo n contact!, but he gets out of the way. Eric Balboni snatches the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtack s and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact! from him. Eric Balboni hits him with the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thum btacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!. Eric Balboni executes an earringer on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Eric Balboni jumps onto him with a baseball slide. Eric Balboni sets up a table. Eric Balboni whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Eric Balboni uses a headbutt on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant with a low blow. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but Eric Balboni nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant hits a dropkick on Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant goes for a bodyslam, but Eric Balboni counters it with a small package. Eric Balboni hits him with the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!. Eric Balboni executes the T-bone suplex on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Eric Balboni executes the Keg Toss through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: KEG TOSS THROUGH A TABLE!!!! LEE: I think Tennant needs a medic soon. Eric Balboni hits him with the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!. Eric Balboni executes a kick to the groin on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni throws Tom Tennant back into the ring. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant with a cobra clutch suplex. Eric Balboni is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Eric Balboni goes for a slingshot, but Tom Tennant side-steps and Eric Balboni only hits air. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Eric Balboni. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. VIOLET: Tennant comes back with a pin, but remember fans, there is a ten count for Balboni to try and get to his feet. Derek Aston counts: one, Eric Balboni gets back to his feet. VIOLET: And no sooner do i say that, then he gets to his feet. Tom Tennant hits him with the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with t humbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!. Tom Tennant whips Eric Balboni into the barbed wire, but Eric Balboni reverses it. Eric Balboni goes for a choke against the ropes, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant hits Eric Balboni with a single-leg takedown. Eric Balboni belches in opponents face.. He goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper distracts Derek Aston. Eric Balboni goes for an avalanche, but Tom Tennant counters it with a kick to the head. Derek Aston is back on the job. Tom Tennant is bleeding like a faucet. Tom Tennant catches Eric Balboni in a grapevine. Eric Balboni is valiantly trying to break the hold. Eric Balboni reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tom Tennant goes for a vertical suplex, but Eric Balboni blocks it. Eric Balboni executes the Keg Toss on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Derek Aston counts: one, Tom Tennant gets back to his feet. VIOLET: Tennant gets up after one.....these two are not dead yet. LEE: Tennant might as well be. Look at the blood he has lost. Eric Balboni hits him with the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with thumbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant with a low blow. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant with a fist to the midsection. Eric Balboni punches Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni kicks Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni whips Tom Tennant into the barbed wire, but Tom Tennant reverses it. Tom Tennant executes a Soviet suplex on Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant uses a bulldog headlock on Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Eric Balboni blocks it. Eric Balboni kicks Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni kicks Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni kicks Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant kicks Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant punches Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant hits him with the the 25,000 Volt Explosive Barbed Wire Board with t humbtacks and tiny pieces of glass stuck to it which breaks upon contact!. Tom Tennant goes for a bulldog headlock, but Eric Balboni blocks it. Eric Balboni goes for a fisherman suplex, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant whips Eric Balboni into the barbed wire. Tom Tennant goes for a Soviet suplex, but Eric Balboni blocks it. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant with a DDT. Eric Balboni chops Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni punches Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni goes for a hair pull, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant chops Eric Balboni. Eric Balboni kicks Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant kicks Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant punches Eric Balboni. Eric Balboni chops Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant with a series of headbutts to the head. Eric Balboni executes the Keg Toss on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Tom Tennant complains about a fast count. Derek Aston counts: one, Tom Tennant gets back to his feet. Eric Balboni places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle. Eric Balboni executes a superplex on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni attempts to place Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Eric Balboni throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Eric Balboni goes through the ropes. Eric Balboni hits a belly-to-back suplex on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni executes an eye gouge on Tom Tennant. They're brawling inside the ring area. Eric Balboni takes Tom Tennant down with a belly-to-back suplex. Eric Balboni sets up a table. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant with a facebite. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Eric Balboni. Tom Tennant sets up Eric Balboni on the table. Tom Tennant executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Tom Tennant hits Eric Balboni with a bulldog headlock. Tom Tennant executes the Survivor Plunge on Eric Balboni. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. VIOLET: I have no clue why the ref is counting a pin outside of the ring.... LEE: Hey, this is the AGW. An AGW HARDCORE match.......questions shouldn’t be asked sometimes. Derek Aston counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, VIOLET: Balboni is slightly stirring. LEE: I don’t think he can get to his feet though. His head has to be reeling. seven, eight, nine, Eric Balboni gets back to his feet. Eric Balboni belches in opponents face.. VIOLET: OH MY!!! Balboni got to his feet and when Tennant got close, Eric simply belched in his face. LEE: Despicable!!! Disqualify him ref!! VIOLET: It’s no DQ, Lee. LEE: Who cares? The FCC will get on our cases for that inhumane belch! He goes for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper puts Tom Tennant 's foot on the rope. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant with an earringer. Eric Balboni punches Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni kicks Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni hits a kick to the groin on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni whips Tom Tennant into the barbed wire. Tom Tennant takes the Baseball Bat and uses it on him. VIOLET: Tennant was close enough to his ball bat, and he clocked Balboni in the face with it. Tom Tennant goes for a sleeperhold, but Eric Balboni blocks it. Eric Balboni is bleeding like a faucet. Eric Balboni goes for a ropeburn, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant throws Eric Balboni out of the ring. Tom Tennant goes through the ropes. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts Eric Balboni. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but Eric Balboni nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant hits Eric Balboni with a snap mare. Tom Tennant knocks Eric Balboni into the ringsteps. Tom Tennant knocks Eric Balboni into the ringsteps. Tom Tennant is handed a broom stick. Tom Tennant hits him with the broom stick. Tom Tennant sets up a table. Tom Tennant whips Eric Balboni into the guardrail. Tom Tennant takes Eric Balboni down with a dropkick. Tom Tennant whips Eric Balboni into the guardrail. Tom Tennant gives him a kick to the midsection, but Eric Balboni doesn't budge. Eric Balboni goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant goes for a vertical suplex, but Eric Balboni reverses it. Eric Balboni sets up Tom Tennant on the table. Eric Balboni executes a piledriver through the table. The table is broken in half. Eric Balboni whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Eric Balboni hits Tom Tennant with a Vader attack. Eric Balboni nails Tom Tennant with a fist to the midsection. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but Eric Balboni nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant is handed the Baseball Bat. Tom Tennant hits him with the Baseball Bat. Tom Tennant hits Eric Balboni with a dropkick. Tom Tennant whips Eric Balboni into the guardrail. Tom Tennant gives him a flying clothesline, but Eric Balboni only stares at him. Eric Balboni whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Eric Balboni uses a double underhook suplex on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni throws Tom Tennant back into the ring. Eric Balboni is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Eric Balboni executes the Keg Toss on Tom Tennant. Eric Balboni goes for the pin. VIOLET: Oh my gosh. Tom Tennant looks unconscious here. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Derek Aston counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, LEE: It’s over, shine the belt up for ATK boy. eight, nine VIOLET: Looks like Eric Balboni is your new Anything Goes champion. Tom Tennant gets back to his feet. LEE: LOOK! LOOK!! Tennant is back on his feet. The ref was ready to call for the bell. VIOLET: Eric Balboni thinks he won it. He is standing on the second turnbuckle and raising his arms in victory. LEE: I think he might have....but Tom Tennant has grabbed his baseball bat. Tom Tennant takes the Baseball Bat and uses it on him. VIOLET: Nasty shot right to the back of the head of Eric Balboni. He collapses like an oak tree. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. Derek Aston counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight LEE: I think this time it might be over. nine, ten. The winner is Tom Tennant. Time of match: 0:17:54 VIOLET: It sure is. Tom Tennant is the NEW ANYTHING GOES CHAMPION!!!! LEE: The man is a bloody mess, but he truly is the current master of hardcore, especially with someone like EHB and McKnight out of the league. VIOLET: EHB is touring with another promotion in Japan, and McKnight is nowhere to be found. I think Tennant might finally find his niche here in the AGW. LEE: And as I predict earlier, he will go BEYOND the AG Title in the future. VIOLET: Quite possibly. All right, we have the AGW 3 Man Tag Title tournament. These titles were brought back to replace the Anything Goes Tag Titles, because there really was no Hardcore tag division any longer. LEE: I have no clue what Speed was thinking. Hardcore tag team matches? That’s just weird. VIOLET: Anyways, let us not waste time. Go to it!! AGW 3 MAN TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNEY: [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Nightmare Express and The Philadelphia Eagle defeated Disaster Brothers and Brad Steel when P.Eagle pinned Steel after a short lariat in 0:09:32. Rating: *** 1/4 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Big & Smooth and Mountain Of Darkness defeated Hell On Earth and Onslaught when Anaconda made Onslaught submit to the Big Squeeze in 0:13:49. Rating: -1/4* [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Isaac Bacitt, Dan Sexton and Righteous Bounty Hunter defeated The Twin Towers and The Goon when Bacitt made Akeem submit to the Crippler in 0:22:32. Rating: * 1/4 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Xtreme Killers and Scott Stevens defeated The Saiyans and Brolly when B. Edwards pinned Brolly after the Running Forearm Smash in 0:14:49. Rating: ** [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Heartless Ones and Most Holy defeated Serpent Man, Cactus Jack and Sebastian Cage when Deathwish pinned Cactus Jack with the The Falling Star in 0:05:43. Rating: * 1/2 VIOLET: Not a whole lot of surprises, except Brolly getting pinned. Also, I have to let everyone know that The Heartless Ones are not current members of the LoS. They and Most Holy were paired just to make things in the tourney more competitive. LEE: Of course that first round match was not too competitive FOR them. [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Alpha Theta Kappa and Eric Balboni defeated The Argonauts and DOOM when A. Jenkins pinned Maximus with the Hangover in 0:09:14. Rating: * 3/4 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Blood Runs Cold and Christopher Thunder defeated Gotenks and Ghetto Booty when Genesis pinned Ghetto Booty after the Storm Genesis in 0:10:21. Rating: -* 1/2 [Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Unleaded, The "Head Break" Kid and Mark Payne defeated Degeneration X and Alex DiGiacomo when HBK pinned Quacks after the Super Face Breaker in 0:13:36. Rating: ** 1/2 VIOLET: Last first round match and a doozy it was. Mark Payne was pitted against ALL FIVE MEMBERS of the new Corporation X in there. LEE: Well, they still made it a competitive match against one another, but Payne was not for the better in this one. Check it out..... (As the match ends, Glamour and Pain are actually celebrating WITH the men they defeated, Michaels, Digiacomo and Quackman. Before Mark Payne can leave the ring area, the five of them converge on him like a pack of wolves. They put the boots to Payne, destroying him. Unleaded hits Payne with one..........two..........THREE Backfires before they finally leave the ring.) VIOLET: Looks like Corporation X has it in for Mark Payne. LEE: I think that Corp X has a dislike for Marks in general if you catch my drift. Funny thing is, the two biggest Marks of all, Payne and Paris, are teaming in the tag tourney. Won’t that be fun? VIOLET: Corporation X has chosen their enemies already....and high profile enemies they are. Second round action next! [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Big & Smooth and Mountain Of Darkness defeated The Nightmare Express and The Philadelphia Eagle when Anaconda pinned Dream Warrior with his special move in 0:08:20. Rating: * 1/4 [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Isaac Bacitt, Dan Sexton and Righteous Bounty Hunter defeated Xtreme Killers and Scott Stevens when D. Sexton made D. Reed submit to an airplane spin in 0:11:44. Rating: ** 1/2 LEE: The dreaded airplane spin!! The Killers are always heavy favorites in whatever tourney they are in, but they are knocked out of this one. VIOLET: I am sure they will place the blame on Stevens despite the fact they never tagged him in in that second round. Good to see GenX advance though! [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Heartless Ones and Most Holy defeated Alpha Theta Kappa and Eric Balboni when S.Ganz pinned A. Jenkins after a vertical facebuster in 0:08:09. Rating: * 1/4 [Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Unleaded, The "Head Break" Kid and Mark Payne defeated Blood Runs Cold and Christopher Thunder when Unleaded pinned Christopher Thunder with the The BackFire in 0:11:08. Rating: ** 1/2 VIOLET: Mark Payne did not even show up to this match. We have not heard if he is receiving medical attention or if he is simply too hurt to continue. LEE: But it only took Glamour and Pain to defeat 3 members of Blood Runs Cold, not that this news surprises me. VIOLET: Next up, GenX will take on the LoS in a battle between two of the most popular stables in AGW history. ~~~~~ They lock up. Smooth Operator uses the Doctor Bomb on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a European uppercut. Smooth Operator uses the Doctor Bomb on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator goes for a forearm smash, but Righteous Bounty Hunter blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a clothesline, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter misses with a clothesline. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Smooth Operator falls out of the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes through the ropes. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda comes over and lays out Isaac Bacitt. Anaconda goes for a football tackle, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a DDT. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. "Bullet" Bob Smith comes from behind, but Smooth Operator nails "Bullet" Bob Smith. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes a choke slam on Smooth Operator. Righteous Bounty Hunter knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt takes Smooth Operator down with a flying lariat. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the guardrail. Smooth Operator nails Righteous Bounty Hunter with a DDT. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a football tackle. Smooth Operator uses a crotch slam on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Isaac Bacitt comes over and lays out Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt nails Smooth Operator with a flying lariat. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Smooth Operator with a back suplex. Righteous Bounty Hunter is handed a broom stick. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits him with the broom stick. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a power bomb on Smooth Operator. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt goes for a flying lariat, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda goes for a football tackle, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a kneelift. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Isaac Bacitt hit Smooth Operator with a double bodyslam. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a choke slam, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a DDT. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda goes for a jumping DDT, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a kneebar. They're brawling inside the ring area. Isaac Bacitt comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt hits a flying lariat on Smooth Operator. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a flying lariat. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter follows him back in. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator executes a legsweep on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Anaconda enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double front-layout suplex. Isaac Bacitt enters the ring and lays out Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt nails Smooth Operator with a flying lariat. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits a back suplex on Smooth Operator. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a camel clutch, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator executes a European uppercut on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Anaconda enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt enters the ring and throws Anaconda out of the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter and Isaac Bacitt whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They attempt to hit Smooth Operator with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Smooth Operator hits them with a double clothesline. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit Righteous Bounty Hunter with a double Hotshot. Anaconda goes for a jumping DDT, but Righteous Bounty Hunter counters it with a backdrop. Anaconda rolls out of the ring. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Smooth Operator down with a running lariat. Righteous Bounty Hunter tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Anaconda enters the ring, but gets cut off. Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double backdrop. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Righteous Bounty Hunter rolls out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator misses with a clothesline. Smooth Operator takes Isaac Bacitt down with a short lariat. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator tags out to Anaconda. Smooth Operator executes a flying lariat on Isaac Bacitt. Anaconda takes Isaac Bacitt down with a German suplex. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Anaconda lifts a shoulder, kickout. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Anaconda goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt whips Anaconda into the ropes. Anaconda hits Isaac Bacitt with a shoulderblock. Anaconda locks Isaac Bacitt in an armlock hammerlock submission. Isaac Bacitt is valiantly trying to break the hold. Isaac Bacitt reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Anaconda screams "Welcome To The JUNGLE!!!!". Anaconda goes for a forearm to the back, but Isaac Bacitt side-steps and Anaconda only hits air. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. He returns with a baseball bat. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the baseball bat. Isaac Bacitt goes for a thumb to the eye, but Anaconda blocks it. Anaconda whips Isaac Bacitt into the turnbuckle. Isaac Bacitt comes back and rocks Anaconda with a kick to the midsection. Isaac Bacitt goes for a chokehold, but Anaconda counters it with a facerake. Anaconda runs into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt goes for a thumb to the throat, but Anaconda blocks it. Anaconda locks Isaac Bacitt in a front facelock. Isaac Bacitt breaks the hold with a low blow after 12 seconds. Isaac Bacitt gives him a flying forearm, but Anaconda only stares at him. Isaac Bacitt chokes him with a baseball bat. Isaac Bacitt hits a thumb to the throat on Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt takes Anaconda down with a swinging neckbreaker. Isaac Bacitt whips Anaconda into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt takes Anaconda down with a bulldog headlock. Isaac Bacitt hits a series of slaps on Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt runs into the ropes. Anaconda misses with a kick. Isaac Bacitt misses with an elbow. Isaac Bacitt uses a flying lariat on Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt throws Anaconda out of the ring. Isaac Bacitt goes through the ropes. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Mountain Of Darkness comes over and lays out Dan Sexton. Anaconda and Mountain Of Darkness hit Isaac Bacitt with a double forearm smash. Anaconda whips Isaac Bacitt into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Anaconda hits Isaac Bacitt with a swinging punch. Anaconda executes the Big Squeeze on Isaac Bacitt on the concrete floor. Isaac Bacitt is out cold. Anaconda whips Isaac Bacitt into the guardrail. Mountain Of Darkness comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton comes over and lays out Mountain Of Darkness. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Mountain Of Darkness comes over, but gets cut off. Isaac Bacitt sets up a table. Isaac Bacitt sets up Anaconda on the table. Isaac Bacitt tries to drive Anaconda through the table with a legdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Anaconda goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt whips Anaconda into the guardrail. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt executes a swinging neckbreaker on Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt is handed a ringside steps. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the ringside steps. Isaac Bacitt hits an elbowsmash on Anaconda. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt hits him with the ringside steps. Isaac Bacitt executes a series of headbutts on Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt hits Anaconda with a legdrop. Dan Sexton comes over to make it two-on-one. Dan Sexton nails Anaconda with a pumphandle powerslam. Isaac Bacitt executes a flying axhandle on Anaconda. Mountain Of Darkness comes over and lays out Dan Sexton. Anaconda and Mountain Of Darkness hit Isaac Bacitt with a double fistdrop. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Anaconda. Isaac Bacitt reenters the ring. Anaconda follows him back in. Anaconda brings the table into the ring. Anaconda sets up Isaac Bacitt on the table. Anaconda executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Isaac Bacitt begs off. Anaconda hits a flying bulldog on Isaac Bacitt. Anaconda is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... Anaconda whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes, but Isaac Bacitt reverses it. Anaconda misses with an elbow. Anaconda nails Isaac Bacitt with a football tackle. Anaconda goes for a backspin DDT, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt executes the Crippler on Anaconda. Anaconda summons one last burst of energy. Ken Goad asks Anaconda if he should stop the fight. Anaconda shakes his head. Ken Goad checks Anaconda's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Anaconda fights his way out of the hold after 21 seconds. Anaconda hits Isaac Bacitt with a diving elbow smash. Anaconda executes the Big Squeeze on Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Isaac Bacitt takes Anaconda down with a faceslam. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton and Isaac Bacitt whip Anaconda into the ropes. They hit Anaconda with a double backdrop. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. Dan Sexton uses a dropkick against the turnbuckle on Anaconda. Ken Goad counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Dan Sexton hits Anaconda with a reverse DDT. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. The winners are Isaac Bacitt, Dan Sexton and Righteous Bounty Hunter. Time of match: 0:13:14 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Some rather big boys fought in that one. RBH was the smallest participant and he is a pretty strong dude. LEE: Your precious GenX got ousted though. VIOLET: Thats OK...they made a great showing. Heck, they can pretty much win those belts anytime they want. LEE: Riiiiight. VIOLET: Folks I have TWO bits of news for you that I just got. Firstly, Mark Payne did receive medical attention and he IS being forced to come out to the ring by the AGW for the semifinal match here. Also, Mark Paris also received medical treatment but he did not need to be taken to the hospital. He should be back for the tag team tournament. LEE: I think Corp X needs to do a better job of pounding their enemies. Next match! VIOLET: Can Payne work with Unleaded and HBK after they beat on him? LEE: Ummm..... doubtful. The participants are in the ring, and Payne looks like he is going to start this one off. ~~~~~ They lock up. Deathwish goes for a back heel kick, but Mark Payne blocks it. Mark Payne throws Deathwish out of the ring. Mark Payne goes through the ropes. Lollipop comes from behind, but Deathwish nails Lollipop. Mark Payne whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Mark Payne takes Deathwish down with the Revolutionary Thrill. The "Head Break" Kid comes over to make it two-on-one. Most Holy comes over, but gets cut off. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a back heel kick, but Deathwish blocks it. Most Holy takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a backslide. Most Holy nails The "Head Break" Kid with a flying clothesline. Most Holy reenters the ring. The "Head Break" Kid follows him back in. Most Holy goes for a Frankensteiner, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a power bomb. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid uses the Swinging DDT on Most Holy. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. VIOLET: Mark Payne is still in the ring. Head Break Kid never tagged in, he just butted in and got involved. LEE: I think Payne is starting to learn what being a bad guy is all about....and it looks like in this match, he is playing the good guy part. VIOLET: He is still a formidable heel, but he needs to take things into his own hands. Speed isn’t around to spoonfeed him. The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with an inverted DDT. The "Head Break" Kid is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Mark Payne breaks up the pin. The "Head Break" Kid nails Most Holy with a handspring moonsault. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Mark Payne breaks up the pin. VIOLET: Twice there, Mark Payne broke up the pin on Most Holy. LEE: NOW he is showing backbone. The "Head Break" Kid tags out to Unleaded. Skull Ganz enters the ring and lays out The "Head Break" Kid. Most Holy and Skull Ganz whip Unleaded into the ropes. They hit Unleaded with a double kick to the midsection. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. Most Holy nails Unleaded with a kick to the head. Most Holy tags out to Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz and Most Holy whip Unleaded into the ropes. They hit Unleaded with a double fist to the midsection. Most Holy leaves the ring. Skull Ganz goes for a bodyslam, but Unleaded counters it with a facerake. Unleaded tags out to The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid and Unleaded whip Skull Ganz into the ropes. They hit Skull Ganz with a double kick to the midsection. The "Head Break" Kid and Unleaded whip Skull Ganz into the ropes. They hit Skull Ganz with a double elbowsmash. The "Head Break" Kid and Unleaded whip Skull Ganz into the ropes. They attempt to hit Skull Ganz with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Skull Ganz hits them with a double clothesline. Unleaded leaves the ring. Skull Ganz goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a backdrop. The "Head Break" Kid hits a flying cross body press on Skull Ganz. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid hits Skull Ganz with a springboard sitdown faceslam. The "Head Break" Kid executes a springboard sitdown faceslam on Skull Ganz. The "Head Break" Kid takes Skull Ganz down with a moonsault. Mr. Bitter counts: One, shoulder up. The "Head Break" Kid takes Skull Ganz down with a spear. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a jumping DDT, but Skull Ganz throws him off. Skull Ganz punches The "Head Break" Kid. Skull Ganz chops The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid punches Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz punches The "Head Break" Kid. Skull Ganz punches The "Head Break" Kid. Skull Ganz kicks The "Head Break" Kid. Skull Ganz tags out to Deathwish. Deathwish and Skull Ganz whip The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes. They hit The "Head Break" Kid with a double fist to the midsection. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. Deathwish whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes. Deathwish hits The "Head Break" Kid with a clothesline. The "Head Break" Kid falls out of the ring. Deathwish goes through the ropes. Deathwish sets up a table. Deathwish nails The "Head Break" Kid with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Deathwish knocks The "Head Break" Kid into the ringpost. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Deathwish and Skull Ganz hit The "Head Break" Kid with a double flying axhandle. Unleaded comes over, but gets cut off. Deathwish and Skull Ganz hit The "Head Break" Kid with a double flying axhandle. Skull Ganz goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a crucifix. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a running power bomb, but Deathwish counters it with a backdrop. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz goes for a power bomb, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. Susan Blake comes from behind, but The "Head Break" Kid nails Susan Blake. Deathwish nails The "Head Break" Kid with a kick to the groin. Deathwish reenters the ring. The "Head Break" Kid follows him back in. Deathwish uses a 450 splash on The "Head Break" Kid. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Skull Ganz enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Unleaded enters the ring and lays out Skull Ganz. The "Head Break" Kid and Unleaded whip Deathwish into the ropes. They hit Deathwish with a double backdrop. Unleaded leaves the ring. The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. The "Head Break" Kid sets up the chair. The "Head Break" Kid hits Deathwish with a springboard sitdown faceslam onto the chair. The "Head Break" Kid whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle, but Deathwish reverses it. Deathwish whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes, but The "Head Break" Kid reverses it. The "Head Break" Kid misses with a kick. Deathwish goes for an Asai moonsault, but The "Head Break" Kid side-steps and Deathwish only hits air. The "Head Break" Kid hits a jumping DDT on Deathwish. The "Head Break" Kid hits Deathwish with a Death Valley Driver. The "Head Break" Kid throws Deathwish out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid goes through the ropes. Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz comes over and lays out Unleaded. Skull Ganz takes a running start and springs off the chair. Skull Ganz hits The "Head Break" Kid with a lariat. Deathwish uses a dragon suplex on The "Head Break" Kid. Deathwish is handed a piece of wood. Deathwish hits him with the piece of wood. The "Head Break" Kid is busted wide open. VIOLET: HBK is busted wide open, as they are having a back and forth match with the Heartless Ones and Most Holy. LEE: I really don’t look for Payne to get tagged back in....just a hunch. Deathwish takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a Samoan Drop. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz uses a back suplex on The "Head Break" Kid. Deathwish nails The "Head Break" Kid with a jumping elbow thrust. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a lariat. Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Unleaded comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz comes over, but gets cut off. Unleaded nails Deathwish with a short clothesline. The "Head Break" Kid sets up the chair. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Deathwish counters it with a reverse cradle. Deathwish nails The "Head Break" Kid with a Samoan Drop. Skull Ganz comes over to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz hits the Running Forearm Smash on The "Head Break" Kid. Deathwish uses a Soviet suplex on The "Head Break" Kid. Unleaded comes over, but gets cut off. Skull Ganz hits The "Head Break" Kid with a lariat. Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a backward kick. Candi comes from behind and distracts Deathwish. The "Head Break" Kid is handed a steel chain. The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the steel chain. The "Head Break" Kid hits Deathwish with a flying somersault headbutt. Candi comes from behind and distracts Deathwish. The "Head Break" Kid throws Deathwish back into the ring. The "Head Break" Kid brings the table into the ring. The "Head Break" Kid whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle. The "Head Break" Kid executes the The Gettin Jiggy Wit It on Deathwish. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Susan Blake puts Deathwish's foot on the rope. Deathwish delivers a bronco buster. He goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Candi distracts Mr. Bitter. VIOLET: Candi has the ref distracted....LOOK OUT!!! LEE: Mark Payne just walloped Unleaded with a steel chair. Meanwhile, Deathwish is taking full advantage of HBK. Deathwish hits The "Head Break" Kid with a springboard bulldog. Mr. Bitter is back on the job. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on The "Head Break" Kid. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The winners are The Heartless Ones and Most Holy. Time of match: 0:08:18 ~~~~~ VIOLET: And no sooner than Corporation X thought they had Mark Payne one-upped, he levels the playing field a bit with a well timed chairshot. LEE: I knew he was too good a wrestler to take the situation. Glamour and Pain are in the ring and are none too happy. VIOLET: While I have no liking for Mark Payne, I wonder if he will come up with any allies or if he will take on Corporation X alone. LEE: Same goes for Mark Paris for that matter. VIOLET: Very true. Well, the LoS has come down to the ring. The 3 LoS members will face the Heartless Ones and their very own leader, Most Holy. LEE: I’m sure the Mostest has been waiting a while to get some of these guys who give him headaches in the ring. But no matter who wins, the LoS will have some form of gold. ~~~~~ They lock up. Deathwish whips Dan Sexton into the ropes. Deathwish goes for a back heel kick, but Dan Sexton ducks out of the way. Dan Sexton chops Deathwish. Deathwish chops Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton kicks Deathwish. Deathwish punches Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton punches Deathwish. Dan Sexton hits Deathwish. Dan Sexton uses a diamond cutter on Deathwish. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dan Sexton takes Deathwish down with a bridging back suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Dan Sexton hits a bridging back suplex on Deathwish. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Dan Sexton hits Deathwish with a Gorilla Press. Dan Sexton tags out to Isaac Bacitt. VIOLET: Deathwish getting totally overpowered by Sexton....and Bacitt is just as powerful. Isaac Bacitt takes Deathwish down with a powerslam. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Isaac Bacitt places Deathwish on the turnbuckle. Isaac Bacitt hits Deathwish with a top-rope backdrop driver. Isaac Bacitt gets a bearhug on Deathwish. Isaac Bacitt lets go after 11 seconds. Isaac Bacitt goes for a powerslam, but Deathwish counters it with a sunset flip. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Skull Ganz sets up the chair. Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt with a belly-to-belly suplex onto the chair. VIOLET: Skull Ganz definitely gives Deathwish an advantage there. LEE: Why settle for a regular suplex when you can do one onto a chair? Deathwish goes for a flying headbutt, but Isaac Bacitt rolls out of the way. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. Isaac Bacitt whips Deathwish into the ropes. Deathwish hits Isaac Bacitt with a clothesline. Isaac Bacitt falls out of the ring. Deathwish goes through the ropes. Deathwish hits Isaac Bacitt with a kick to the groin. Deathwish throws Isaac Bacitt back into the ring. Deathwish nails Isaac Bacitt with a 450 splash. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish hits a split legged moonsault on Isaac Bacitt. Deathwish goes for a back heel kick, but Isaac Bacitt counters it with a low blow. Isaac Bacitt uses a powerslam on Deathwish. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton and Isaac Bacitt whip Deathwish into the ropes. They hit Deathwish with a double kick to the midsection. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. Dan Sexton hits Deathwish with a crucifix power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. VIOLET: Deathwish has to be tired. He has wrestled the whole match. Dan Sexton tags out to Isaac Bacitt. Dan Sexton sets up the chair. Dan Sexton goes for a front slam, but Deathwish turns in mid-air and lands on him. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton rolls out of the ring. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish nails Isaac Bacitt with a short lariat. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deathwish tags out to Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz and Deathwish whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double kick to the midsection. Skull Ganz and Deathwish whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double kick to the midsection. Skull Ganz and Deathwish whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double clothesline. Deathwish leaves the ring. Skull Ganz uses a kneedrop on Isaac Bacitt. Skull Ganz is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Skull Ganz and Deathwish hit Isaac Bacitt with a double flying axhandle. Skull Ganz and Deathwish whip Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. They hit Isaac Bacitt with a double kick to the midsection. Skull Ganz and Deathwish hit Isaac Bacitt with a double flying axhandle. Deathwish leaves the ring. Skull Ganz leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Skull Ganz hits a leaping swinging DDT on Isaac Bacitt. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. LEE: The Heartless Ones have greatly improved their double teaming ability. Look at them kick the ass of Bacitt. VIOLET: I wonder how the Mostest feels about his bro getting beat up. LEE: Well, his bro gets beat up all the time. It’s nothing new. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz uses a lariat on Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt takes the chair and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Skull Ganz whips Isaac Bacitt into the ropes. Isaac Bacitt executes a flying lariat on Skull Ganz. Isaac Bacitt executes an elbowsmash on Skull Ganz. Isaac Bacitt goes for a thumb to the throat, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Isaac Bacitt blocks it. Isaac Bacitt goes for a backbreaker, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt with a cradle DDT. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz kicks Isaac Bacitt. Skull Ganz hits Isaac Bacitt. Skull Ganz kicks Isaac Bacitt. Skull Ganz executes the The Skull Crusher on Isaac Bacitt. Skull Ganz goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Zoe Burgess distracts Darren Lloyd. Skull Ganz locks Isaac Bacitt in a bearhug. There is no referee there to ask Isaac Bacitt. Isaac Bacitt tries to fight the pain. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Skull Ganz lets go after 35 seconds. Skull Ganz takes Isaac Bacitt down with the T-bone suplex. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz misses with a shoulderblock. Isaac Bacitt takes Skull Ganz down with a Samoan Drop. Isaac Bacitt nails Skull Ganz with a series of headbutts. Isaac Bacitt tags out to Dan Sexton. VIOLET: He needed that tag. Most Holy and RBH have yet to get in this match....wonder why. Dan Sexton and Isaac Bacitt whip Skull Ganz into the ropes. They hit Skull Ganz with a double backdrop. Isaac Bacitt leaves the ring. Dan Sexton goes for a forearm smash, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz kicks Dan Sexton. Skull Ganz hits Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton chops Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz punches Dan Sexton. Skull Ganz punches Dan Sexton. Skull Ganz locks Dan Sexton in a bearhug. Dan Sexton is valiantly trying to break the hold. Dan Sexton reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Skull Ganz uses a bodyslam on Dan Sexton. Skull Ganz goes for a bearhug, but Dan Sexton counters it with a facerake. Dan Sexton puts Skull Ganz in a testicle claw. Skull Ganz is valiantly trying to break the hold. Skull Ganz tries to escape the hold. Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds. Skull Ganz hits a short clothesline on Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton runs into the ropes. Dan Sexton hits Skull Ganz with an elbow. Dan Sexton nails Skull Ganz with a crucifix power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Dan Sexton runs into the ropes. Dan Sexton goes for headbutt to the groin, but Skull Ganz counters it with a power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Skull Ganz nails Dan Sexton with a moonsault. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Skull Ganz attempts to place Dan Sexton on the turnbuckle, but Dan Sexton blocks it. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Skull Ganz hits Dan Sexton with a clothesline. Skull Ganz goes for a short clothesline, but Dan Sexton counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. In turn, Skull Ganz counters it with a low blow. Skull Ganz runs into the ropes. Dan Sexton misses with a clothesline. Dan Sexton hits Skull Ganz with a kick. Isaac Bacitt enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Isaac Bacitt hits Skull Ganz with a Samoan Drop. Isaac Bacitt goes for a DDT, but Skull Ganz counters it with a backdrop. Isaac Bacitt rolls out of the ring. Skull Ganz goes for a lariat, but Dan Sexton counters it with an armbar submission. Skull Ganz is struggling to reach the ropes. Skull Ganz reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Dan Sexton gives the sign for the Deadweight. Dan Sexton executes the Deadweight on Skull Ganz. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Susan Blake distracts Darren Lloyd. Dan Sexton punches Skull Ganz. Dan Sexton chops Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz punches Dan Sexton. Dan Sexton hits Skull Ganz. Dan Sexton hits Skull Ganz. Skull Ganz kicks Dan Sexton. Skull Ganz nails Dan Sexton with a jack-knife power bomb. There is no referee to count. Skull Ganz goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Zoe Burgess shoves him off the turnbuckle. Dan Sexton executes an arm-hook DDT on Skull Ganz. There is no referee to count. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Skull Ganz delivers a fishermen brain buster. Skull Ganz hits Dan Sexton with a cradle DDT. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Skull Ganz executes the The Skull Crusher on Dan Sexton. Skull Ganz goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Isaac Bacitt makes the save. Skull Ganz goes for a moonsault, but Dan Sexton rolls out of the way. LEE: Sexton is not faring much better, though he is taking advantage of a tactical error from Ganz here. Dan Sexton nails Skull Ganz with a backspin DDT. Dan Sexton uses the T-bone suplex on Skull Ganz. Dan Sexton hits Skull Ganz with a fisherman suplex. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Susan Blake distracts Darren Lloyd. Dan Sexton goes for a Western lariat, but Skull Ganz blocks it. Skull Ganz executes a flying forearm on Dan Sexton. There is no referee to count. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Skull Ganz with the Mace. Before Zoe Burgess connects, Skull Ganz moves out of the way. Zoe Burgess hits Dan Sexton. Skull Ganz throws Zoe Burgess over the top rope. Dan Sexton is out cold. VIOLET: And Zoe screws up there. Skull Ganz hits a power bomb on Dan Sexton. There is no referee to count. Zoe Burgess enters the ring and hits Skull Ganz with the Mace. Skull Ganz is out cold. LEE: And she makes up for it there. She had better or else her meal-ticket will dump her. Dan Sexton goes for the pin. There is no referee to count. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Deathwish makes the save. Dan Sexton places Skull Ganz on the turnbuckle. Dan Sexton nails Skull Ganz with a top-rope inverted power bomb. VIOLET: Ganz is out on his feet, and that move planted him on his face. Dan Sexton executes a Western lariat on Skull Ganz. Dan Sexton is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Deathwish doesn't make it in time... three. The winners are Isaac Bacitt, Dan Sexton and Righteous Bounty Hunter. Time of match: 0:12:48 ~~~~~ VIOLET: The LoS win the AGW 3 Man Tag Team Titles!!! RBH, Ike Bacitt and The Racist Bastard win the belts. LEE: Hey, they could take these belts a long way if they show the domination and unity they showed in the last match. VIOLET: And luckily no tension occurred because Most Holy did not enter the ring. Good for the LoS. They deserve this victory. And congrats to Righteous Bounty Hunter for his first AGW gold. LEE: He got lucky, Bacitt and Sexton are pretty good tag wrestlers to be with. VIOLET: True enough. Right now, we have the Cruiserweight Title tournament. This is going to be some highflying, non stop action. LEE: All of these are Triple Threat matches where both opponents must be eliminated. Some interesting things can come out of this. VIOLET: Now, note that one of these matches features Genesis, Chad Rose and Father Arson, none of whom are cruiserweights. The AGW chose those 3 to put on an exciting match begitting a cruiser and if they win, it’s a bit of a bonus. With that said, go to the mathes! AGW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE TOURNEY All Triple Threat matches No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match Jimmy Crush defeated Chocolate Thunder and Derrick Reed: x CDogg beat D. Reed via a dragon suplex in 0:09:19 x J. Crush beat CDogg via the Jimmy Crusher in 0:13:53 Rating: ** 1/2 No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match Most Holy defeated Onslaught and Vegeta: x Most Holy beat Onslaught via a superkick in 0:05:04 x Most Holy beat Vegeta via the Holy Roller in 0:24:50 Rating: -* 1/2 VIOLET: Jimmy Crush easily had the most daunting task of defeating Derrick Reed and Chocolate Thunder, but he did so in an amazing and exciting matchup. LEE: He waited for CDogg to get worn out by Reed and took advantage. Also, Most Holy and Vegeta battled 1 on 1 for 20 minutes, with the Mostest coming out on top. Fatigue could be a factor. No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match Tom Tennant defeated Mark Paris and Christopher Thunder: x Paris beat Christopher Thunder via the Extreme Measure in 0:17:22 x T. Tennant beat Paris via the Survivor Plunge in 0:23:38 Rating: -* 1/4 No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match Quackman defeated Ice Cream Man and Son Goten: x Ice Cream Man beat Goten via a foreign object in 0:15:10 x Quacks beat Ice Cream Man via pinfall in 0:19:12 Rating: -3/4* No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match Sebastian Cage defeated Bobby Skywalker and Rob Brennan: x S. Cage beat R. Brennan via a spinning backbreaker in 0:14:45 x S. Cage beat Bobby Skywalker via a swinging neckbreaker in 0:19:54 Rating: -** 3/4 No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match The "Head Break" Kid defeated Matt Technician and Serpent Man: x HBK beat M. Technician via pinfall in 0:23:51 x HBK beat Serpent Man via pinfall in 0:25:59 Rating: *** 1/4 VIOLET: Tom Tennant picks up an upset by defeating Mark Paris, albeit an injured Paris at the hands of Corporation X. LEE: A pin is a pin. The other 3 matches that just occurred did not have any real surprises....which is saying something considering Quackman advanced. No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match Son Goku defeated Allan Jenkins and The Italian Stallion: x Goku beat A. Jenkins via the Kamehameha in 0:08:53 x Goku beat Italian Stallion via the Kamehameha in 0:13:18 Rating: * 3/4 No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match Deathwish defeated Maximus and Trunks: x Trunks beat Maximus via the Final Flash in 0:17:24 x Deathwish beat Trunks via the STF in 0:24:24 Rating: ** 3/4 No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Triangle Match Genesis defeated Chad Rose and Father Arson: x Genesis beat Father Arson via the Mission Genesis in 0:08:18 x Genesis beat C. Rose via the Mission Genesis in 0:14:30 Rating: -* 1/4 VIOLET: I thought Jenkins would advance, but Son Goku had too much experience going for him. Deathwish continues to make a good showing tonight, and Genesis will represent BRC in the semifinals. Our first semi-final match will have Most Holy, Jimmy Crush and Tom Tennant. Talk about action packed! ~~~~~ They lock up. Most Holy throws Jimmy Crush out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy is handed a broom handle. Most Holy hits him with the broom handle. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Most Holy hits Jimmy Crush with an armdrag takedown. Most Holy goes for a kick to the head, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Zoe Burgess comes from behind and distracts Jimmy Crush. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Most Holy whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush is busted wide open. Most Holy sets up a table. Most Holy goes for an armdrag takedown, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a lariat. Jimmy Crush sets up Most Holy on the table. Jimmy Crush tries to drive Most Holy through the table with a frog splash, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. They're brawling inside the ring area. Most Holy goes for a bodyslam, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a small package. Jimmy Crush executes a back heel kick on Most Holy. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Most Holy. Jimmy Crush goes for a Soviet suplex, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy throws Jimmy Crush back into the ring. Most Holy uses a powerslam on Jimmy Crush. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy takes Jimmy Crush down with a belly-to-back suplex. Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush tags out to Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant goes for a bodyslam, but Most Holy counters it with a small package. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Most Holy nails Tom Tennant with a Frankensteiner. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Most Holy goes for a bodyslam, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake. Tom Tennant hits Most Holy with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tom Tennant whips Most Holy into the ropes, but Most Holy reverses it. Tom Tennant nails Most Holy with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant whips Most Holy into the ropes. Tom Tennant locks Most Holy in a sleeperhold. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tom Tennant nails Most Holy with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tom Tennant nails Most Holy with a dropkick. Tom Tennant whips Most Holy into the ropes. Most Holy goes for a clothesline, but Tom Tennant counters it with a hiptoss. Tom Tennant uses a tiger driver on Most Holy. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Tom Tennant hits Most Holy with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant uses a flying clothesline on Most Holy. Tom Tennant gets a sleeperhold on Most Holy. Most Holy is struggling to reach the ropes. Most Holy reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Tom Tennant executes a Soviet suplex on Most Holy. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. He returns with a wire mesh panel. Tom Tennant hits a kneedrop on Most Holy. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Tom Tennant hits him with the wire mesh panel. Most Holy is busted wide open. Tom Tennant takes Most Holy down with a jumping DDT. Most Holy begs off. Tom Tennant goes for an elbowdrop, but Most Holy rolls out of the way. Most Holy goes for a DDT, but Tom Tennant counters it with a small package. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Tom Tennant uses a flying clothesline on Most Holy. Tom Tennant hits Most Holy with a flying clothesline. Tom Tennant throws him through a wire mesh panel. Tom Tennant hits Most Holy with a chop. Tom Tennant punches Most Holy. Tom Tennant kicks Most Holy. Tom Tennant uses an enzuigiri on Most Holy. Tom Tennant throws him through a wire mesh panel. Tom Tennant whips Most Holy into the turnbuckle. Tom Tennant charges in with the Running Forearm Smash, but Most Holy lifts his leg. Most Holy throws him through a wire mesh panel. Most Holy nails Tom Tennant with a chop. Most Holy rams him into a wire mesh panel. Most Holy nails Tom Tennant with a flying clothesline. Most Holy is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, shoulder up. Most Holy rams him into a wire mesh panel. Most Holy throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. Most Holy goes through the ropes. Most Holy goes for the Holy Roller, but Tom Tennant counters it with a facerake. Tom Tennant sets up Most Holy on the table. Tom Tennant executes a flying legdrop through the table. The table is broken in half. Tom Tennant whips Most Holy into the guardrail. Tom Tennant throws Most Holy back into the ring. Tom Tennant tags out to Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Most Holy blocks it. Most Holy uses a knee to the back on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy uses a flying clothesline on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy hits Jimmy Crush with a kick to the head. Most Holy tags out to Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush hits a back heel kick on Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant executes a single-leg takedown on Jimmy Crush. Tom Tennant hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Jimmy Crush. Most Holy is bleeding profusely. Tom Tennant nails Jimmy Crush with an enzuigiri. Tom Tennant tags out to Most Holy. Most Holy places Jimmy Crush on the turnbuckle. Most Holy executes a top-rope DDT on Jimmy Crush. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Most Holy goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a bulldog. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Most Holy. Jimmy Crush goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. Most Holy has been eliminated. The winner is Jimmy Crush. Time of match: 0:09:49 VIOLET: Jimmy Crush gets another big pinfall....this time over his former tag team partner, Most Holy. LEE: I have no idea what Regis has been feeding that guy but he is as good as ever. They lock up. Tom Tennant goes for a vertical suplex, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush goes for a back heel kick, but Tom Tennant ducks out of the way. Tom Tennant goes for a Hotshot, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a lariat. Jimmy Crush attempts to place Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Jimmy Crush takes Tom Tennant down with a rolling elbow smash. Jimmy Crush whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Jimmy Crush catches Tom Tennant totally by surprise. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Tom Tennant. Jimmy Crush goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jimmy Crush takes Tom Tennant down with a diving shoulderblock. Jimmy Crush places Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle. Jimmy Crush executes a top-rope inverted DDT on Tom Tennant. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush misses with a kick. Jimmy Crush nails Tom Tennant with a koppo kick. Jimmy Crush hits Tom Tennant with a flying forearm. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Jimmy Crush whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. Regis Philbin pulls down the top rope. Jimmy Crush goes through the ropes. Jimmy Crush knocks Tom Tennant into the ringsteps. Jimmy Crush uses a fireman's neckbreaker on Tom Tennant. Jimmy Crush reenters the ring. Tom Tennant follows him back in. Tom Tennant brings the table into the ring. Tom Tennant kicks Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush chops Tom Tennant. Jimmy Crush punches Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant chops Jimmy Crush. Tom Tennant punches Jimmy Crush. Tom Tennant chops Jimmy Crush. Tom Tennant hits Jimmy Crush with a bulldog headlock. Tom Tennant executes a springboard rana on Jimmy Crush. Tom Tennant is going for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. Tom Tennant complains about a slow count. Jimmy Crush hits Tom Tennant with an inside cradle. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. Tom Tennant complains about a fast count. Tom Tennant has been eliminated. The winner is Jimmy Crush. Time of match: 0:12:33 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Tennant spent too much time arguing with the referee and he paid for it. LEE: Mr. Bitter ain’t the most popular ref, but you have to pay attention to your opponent no matter what. VIOLET: Jimmy rolled Tennant up and the ref counted 3.....causing Tennant to furthur complain. LEE: Ahhhh, he has the Anything Goes Title. He probably didn’t care about this one anyway. VIOLET: Could be. Head Break Kid, Sebastian Cage and Quackman will duke it out next! ~~~~~ They lock up. Sebastian Cage gives him an enzuigiri, but The "Head Break" Kid doesn't budge. The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. The "Head Break" Kid nails Sebastian Cage with an inverted DDT. The "Head Break" Kid whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes, but Sebastian Cage reverses it. Sebastian Cage nails The "Head Break" Kid with a facerake. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a shoulderblock. Sebastian Cage goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a side suplex. The "Head Break" Kid attempts to place Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid takes Sebastian Cage down with the torture rack drop. The "Head Break" Kid attempts to place Sebastian Cage on the turnbuckle, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Sebastian Cage blocks it. Sebastian Cage whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes. Sebastian Cage misses with a clothesline. The "Head Break" Kid hits Sebastian Cage with a kick. The "Head Break" Kid executes a running power bomb on Sebastian Cage. James Adams counts: One, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid uses the Swinging DDT on Sebastian Cage. The "Head Break" Kid executes a flying somersault headbutt on Sebastian Cage. The "Head Break" Kid uses a slingshot ropeflip moonsault on Sebastian Cage. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a Super Quebrada, but Sebastian Cage moves out of the way. Sebastian Cage whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid hits Sebastian Cage with a jumping side kick. The "Head Break" Kid knocks Sebastian Cage into the ringsteps. Candi comes from behind, but Sebastian Cage nails Candi. The "Head Break" Kid sets up a table. The "Head Break" Kid sets up Sebastian Cage on the table. The "Head Break" Kid executes the The Gettin Jiggy Wit It through the table. The table is broken in half. The "Head Break" Kid whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. The "Head Break" Kid takes Sebastian Cage down with a jumping DDT. The "Head Break" Kid screans Damn I'm Sexy!. The "Head Break" Kid sets up a table. The "Head Break" Kid whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid is busted wide open. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a jumping DDT, but Sebastian Cage counters it with a backdrop. Sebastian Cage knocks The "Head Break" Kid into the ringsteps. Sebastian Cage whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage throws The "Head Break" Kid back into the ring. Sebastian Cage is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid is bleeding profusely. Sebastian Cage goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid hits Sebastian Cage. The "Head Break" Kid chops Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage punches The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid kicks Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage chops The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid kicks Sebastian Cage. The "Head Break" Kid takes Sebastian Cage down with the Swinging DDT. The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage goes for a thumb to the eye, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid tags out to Quackman. Quackman throws Sebastian Cage out of the ring. Quackman goes through the ropes. Quackman knocks Sebastian Cage into the ringsteps. Quackman whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Quackman uses a piledriver on Sebastian Cage. They're brawling inside the ring area. Quackman hits flying headscissors on Sebastian Cage. Quackman whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Quackman sets up Sebastian Cage on the table. Quackman tries to drive Sebastian Cage through the table with a flying bodypress , but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Sebastian Cage nails Quackman with a fist to the midsection. Sebastian Cage whips Quackman into the guardrail. Sebastian Cage executes spinning headscissors on Quackman. Sebastian Cage knocks Quackman into the ringsteps. Sebastian Cage hits a slingshot clothesline on Quackman. Sebastian Cage whips Quackman into the guardrail. Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Sebastian Cage. Quackman whips Sebastian Cage into the guardrail. Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but Sebastian Cage nails Alex DiGiacomo. Quackman throws Sebastian Cage back into the ring. Quackman nails Sebastian Cage with a fallaway slam. Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage is inching his way towards the ropes. Sebastian Cage tries to fight the pain. Sebastian Cage is inching his way towards the ropes. Sebastian Cage is writhing in pain. James Adams checks Sebastian Cage's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Sebastian Cage fights his way out of the hold after 27 seconds. Sebastian Cage goes for an octopus hold, but Quackman counters it with an abdominal stretch. Sebastian Cage is valiantly trying to break the hold. Sebastian Cage reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Quackman hits Sebastian Cage with a brain buster. Quackman tags out to The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid whips Sebastian Cage into the ropes. Sebastian Cage takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a swinging neckbreaker. Sebastian Cage runs into the ropes. Candi trips Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage executes the Arabian Facebuster on The "Head Break" Kid. Sebastian Cage hits a bridging back suplex on The "Head Break" Kid. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. James Adams removes the chair from the ring. Sebastian Cage attempts to place The "Head Break" Kid on the turnbuckle, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. Sebastian Cage tags out to Quackman. Quackman executes a dropkick to the knee on The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes, but The "Head Break" Kid reverses it. The "Head Break" Kid hits a spear on Quackman. Quackman takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a back heel kick. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a back heel kick. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a flying forearm. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Quackman executes a dropkick to the knee on The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman goes for a fallaway slam, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a forearm smash. The "Head Break" Kid hits Quackman with a Russian legsweep. The "Head Break" Kid executes a flying somersault dropkick on Quackman. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a Thunder Fire Power Bomb, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman hits a brain buster on The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a dropkick to the knee. Quackman locks The "Head Break" Kid in a Canadian backbreaker. The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Quackman chops The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman chops The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman punches The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman nails The "Head Break" Kid with flying headscissors. Quackman goes for a clothesline, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a crucifix. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the ropes. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a shoulderblock. Quackman goes for a flying forearm, but The "Head Break" Kid ducks out of the way. The "Head Break" Kid nails Quackman with a Death Valley Driver. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid hits Quackman with an elbow. The "Head Break" Kid hits a slingshot elbowdrop on Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a flying cross body press, but Quackman counters it with a powerslam. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Quackman puts The "Head Break" Kid in a figure-four leglock. The "Head Break" Kid's shoulders are on the mat. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. The "Head Break" Kid tries to escape the hold. The "Head Break" Kid tries to fight the pain. The "Head Break" Kid breaks the hold after 16 seconds. Quackman begs off. The "Head Break" Kid runs into the ropes. Quackman nails The "Head Break" Kid with a dropkick to the knee. Quackman hits a fallaway slam on The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman hits a fallaway slam on The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman runs into the ropes. Quackman uses a back heel kick on The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman goes for a fallaway slam, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a forearm smash. The "Head Break" Kid takes Quackman down with a flying somersault dropkick. Quackman bumps into James Adams. There is no referee to count. The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring. He returns with a bottle. The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the bottle. Quackman is busted wide open. The "Head Break" Kid takes Quackman down with an inverted power bomb. The "Head Break" Kid hits Quackman with a slingshot clothesline. The "Head Break" Kid stabs him with a bottle. The "Head Break" Kid executes a springboard sitdown faceslam on Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid nails Quackman with a flying somersault neckbreaker. James Adams is back on the job. The "Head Break" Kid goes for the torture rack drop, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman uses a flying forearm on The "Head Break" Kid. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Quackman punches The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman kicks The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman punches The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the turnbuckle, but The "Head Break" Kid reverses it. The "Head Break" Kid takes a swing at Quackman with the bottle, but he gets out of the way. Quackman snatches the bottle from him. Quackman hits him with the bottle. James Adams throws the bottle out of the ring. Quackman uses Air Sabu on The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes, but The "Head Break" Kid reverses it. Quackman takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a clothesline. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid breaks the hold after 7 seconds. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a handspring elbow, but Quackman side-steps and The "Head Break" Kid only hits air. The "Head Break" Kid bumps into James Adams. Quackman hits a backbreaker on The "Head Break" Kid. James Adams is back on the job. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with an elbow. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with Air Sabu. Quackman goes for a backbreaker, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. Quackman is bleeding like a faucet. The "Head Break" Kid uses a handspring elbow on Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid uses a running power bomb on Quackman. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. The "Head Break" Kid tags out to Sebastian Cage. Sebastian Cage whips Quackman into the ropes. Quackman executes a clothesline on Sebastian Cage. Quackman runs into the ropes. Sebastian Cage goes for a spinning backbreaker, but Quackman counters it with spinning headscissors. Quackman leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Quackman runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Quackman executes Air Sabu on Sebastian Cage. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman hits a clothesline on Sebastian Cage. Quackman is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Sebastian Cage has been eliminated. The winner is Quackman. Time of match: 0:15:18 VIOLET: The lariat knocks Cage loopy. LEE: Shawn Michaels’ very own mini-me defeated a former Cruiserweight champ. Not bad. VIOLET: This leaves two Corporation X stablemates to fight each other. They lock up. Quackman is bleeding like hell. Quackman goes for an enzuigiri, but The "Head Break" Kid ducks out of the way. James Adams removes the chair from the ring. Quackman begs off. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a spinning power bomb, but Quackman counters it with an enzuilariato. In turn, The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a single-leg takedown. The "Head Break" Kid hits Quackman with a flying bulldog. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a handspring elbow, but Quackman side-steps and The "Head Break" Kid only hits air. Quackman takes The "Head Break" Kid down with a clothesline. Quackman goes for a piledriver, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid uses the Swinging DDT on Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid hits Quackman with a springboard sitdown faceslam. Quackman begs off. The "Head Break" Kid uses a Russian legsweep on Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid leaves the ring. He returns with a road sign. The "Head Break" Kid hits him with the road sign. James Adams throws the road sign out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid throws Quackman out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid goes through the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid sets up Quackman on the table. The "Head Break" Kid executes the The Gettin Jiggy Wit It through the table. The table is broken in half. The "Head Break" Kid reenters the ring. Quackman follows him back in. The "Head Break" Kid attempts to place Quackman on the turnbuckle, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman begs off. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a handspring elbow, but Quackman side-steps and The "Head Break" Kid only hits air. Quackman is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, kickout. Quackman runs into the ropes. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a clothesline. The "Head Break" Kid falls out of the ring. Quackman goes through the ropes. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. LEE: Enough already!!!!! Candi comes from behind and distracts Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the guardrail. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a diving shoulderblock. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on The "Head Break" Kid on the concrete floor. Quackman takes The "Head Break" Kid down with flying headscissors. Quackman is handed a leather belt. Quackman hits him with the leather belt. Quackman whips him with a leather belt. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. Quackman knocks The "Head Break" Kid into the ringpost. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid grabs the leather belt from him. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the guardrail. The "Head Break" Kid throws Quackman back into the ring. The "Head Break" Kid brings the table into the ring. Quackman sets up The "Head Break" Kid on the table. Quackman tries to drive The "Head Break" Kid through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid places Quackman on the turnbuckle. The "Head Break" Kid executes the The Gettin Jiggy Wit It on Quackman. James Adams counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo distracts James Adams. The "Head Break" Kid goes for a back heel kick, but Quackman counters it with a low blow. Quackman goes for a crotch slam, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a facerake. James Adams is back on the job. The "Head Break" Kid places Quackman on the turnbuckle. The "Head Break" Kid nails Quackman with a top-rope power bomb. James Adams counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo distracts James Adams. The "Head Break" Kid nails Quackman with the springboard DDT. There is no referee to count. Alex DiGiacomo enters the ring and hits The "Head Break" Kid with the floor tile . The "Head Break" Kid is out cold. Quackman kicks The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid hits Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid chops Quackman. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a brain buster. Quackman uses flying headscissors on The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman nails The "Head Break" Kid with a fallaway slam. James Adams is back on the job. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the ropes. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid with a kick. Quackman gets an arm grapevine on The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid is struggling to reach the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Quackman runs into the ropes. The "Head Break" Kid misses with a clothesline. The "Head Break" Kid hits Quackman with a clothesline. Quackman falls out of the ring. The "Head Break" Kid jumps onto him with a slingshot corkscrew plancha. The "Head Break" Kid goes for an Asai moonsault, but Quackman side-steps and The "Head Break" Kid only hits air. Quackman sets up The "Head Break" Kid on the table. Quackman tries to drive The "Head Break" Kid through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the guardrail. The "Head Break" Kid knocks Quackman into the ringsteps. The "Head Break" Kid sets up Quackman on the table. The "Head Break" Kid executes a shooting star press through the table. The table is broken in half. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid executes a Russian legsweep on Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but The "Head Break" Kid nails Alex DiGiacomo. Quackman knocks The "Head Break" Kid into the ringsteps. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Quackman knocks The "Head Break" Kid into the ringsteps. Quackman goes for a clothesline, but The "Head Break" Kid counters it with a crucifix. The "Head Break" Kid sets up a table. The "Head Break" Kid goes for an inverted DDT, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman is handed the chain. Quackman hits him with the chain. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. Quackman goes for a brain buster, but The "Head Break" Kid blocks it. Candi comes from behind and distracts Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid knocks Quackman into the ringsteps. The "Head Break" Kid whips Quackman into the guardrail. The "Head Break" Kid executes an inverted power bomb on Quackman. Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind, but The "Head Break" Kid nails Alex DiGiacomo. They're brawling inside the ring area. The "Head Break" Kid takes Quackman down with a slingshot clothesline. The "Head Break" Kid sets up Quackman on the table. The "Head Break" Kid tries to drive Quackman through the table with a flying senton, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Quackman whips The "Head Break" Kid into the guardrail. Quackman reenters the ring. The "Head Break" Kid follows him back in. The "Head Break" Kid brings the table into the ring. Quackman kicks The "Head Break" Kid. Quackman hits The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid punches Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid punches Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid kicks Quackman. The "Head Break" Kid sets up Quackman on the table. The "Head Break" Kid tries to drive Quackman through the table with a 450 splash , but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on The "Head Break" Kid. The "Head Break" Kid is writhing in pain. James Adams asks The "Head Break" Kid if he should stop the fight. The "Head Break" Kid shakes his head. James Adams asks The "Head Break" Kid if he's still there. The "Head Break" Kid nods. The "Head Break" Kid tries to fight the pain. The "Head Break" Kid summons one last burst of energy. James Adams checks The "Head Break" Kid's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. James Adams stops the match after 32 seconds. The "Head Break" Kid has been eliminated. The winner is Quackman. Time of match: 0:27:04 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Quackman took advantage of a high-risking HBK and bit his face off for a win. LEE: Quackman has been biting all sorts of faces tonight, and he is STILL The People’s Duck. VIOLET: Last time Quackman won the Cruiserweight title was almost 3 years ago...and he promptly threw it in the garbage because he did not want it. Granted, he has changed a lot.... LEE: Yeah, he managed to go even more insane. VIOLET: Deathwish, Son Goku and Genesis will fight for the third finalist spot next. ~~~~~ They lock up. Son Goku hits the Cyclone Kick on Genesis. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. Son Goku gives him a fist to the midsection, but Genesis doesn't even care. Son Goku hits a handspring elbow on Genesis. Son Goku yells "Yahoo!!". Son Goku takes Genesis down with a backbreaker. Son Goku goes for a bodyslam, but Genesis counters it with a small package. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Genesis goes for a roll away, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku hits Genesis with a cartwheel kick. Son Goku locks Genesis in a full nelson. Genesis reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Son Goku runs into the ropes. Son Goku uses a thrust kick to the head on Genesis. Son Goku is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. Son Goku goes for an inverted DDT, but Genesis blocks it. Genesis nails Son Goku with a springboard dropkick. Genesis goes for an abdominal stretch, but Son Goku counters it with an elbowsmash. Son Goku nails Genesis with an inverted DDT. Son Goku tags out to Deathwish. Deathwish whips Genesis into the ropes. Genesis hits Deathwish with a shoulderblock. Genesis tags out to Son Goku. Son Goku uses a palm blow on Deathwish. Son Goku goes for a kick to the midsection, but Deathwish counters it with a legsweep. Son Goku nails Deathwish with a kick to the midsection. Son Goku hits a front salto ribbreaker on Deathwish. Son Goku uses a dropkick on Deathwish. Son Goku nails Deathwish with the Cyclone Kick. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Son Goku yells "Yahoo!!". Son Goku hits an inverted DDT on Deathwish. Son Goku hits Deathwish with a kick to the head. Son Goku goes for a DDT, but Deathwish counters it with a low blow. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish uses a thrust kick to the head on Son Goku. Deathwish nails Son Goku with a short lariat. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Son Goku side-steps and Deathwish only hits air. Son Goku takes Deathwish down with a bodyslam. Son Goku takes Deathwish down with a knee to the back. Son Goku takes Deathwish down with a kick to the midsection. Son Goku uses a fist to the midsection on Deathwish. Son Goku uses a dropkick on Deathwish. Son Goku runs into the ropes. Son Goku nails Deathwish with a flying forearm. Son Goku goes for the Kamehameha, but Deathwish counters it with a side step. Deathwish tags out to Genesis. Genesis whips Son Goku into the ropes, but Son Goku reverses it. Son Goku takes Genesis down with a powerslam. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Son Goku yells "Yahoo!!". Son Goku whips Genesis into the turnbuckle. Son Goku charges in with a handspring elbow, but Genesis moves out of the way. Genesis whips Son Goku into the turnbuckle, but Son Goku reverses it. Son Goku charges in with a handspring elbow, but Genesis moves out of the way. Both Kellie Skywalker and Klilyn jump up on the apron. Ken Goad tries to send them back down. Genesis hits a back heel kick on Son Goku. Genesis nails Son Goku with a side step. Genesis throws Son Goku out of the ring. Genesis goes through the ropes. Genesis whips Son Goku into the guardrail. Genesis knocks Son Goku into the ringsteps. Genesis goes for a backspin DDT, but Son Goku blocks it. Kellie Skywalker comes from behind, but Son Goku nails Kellie Skywalker. Genesis whips Son Goku into the guardrail. Genesis takes Son Goku down with a reverse neckbreaker. Genesis knocks Son Goku into the ringsteps. Genesis reenters the ring. Son Goku follows him back in. Son Goku brings the table into the ring. Son Goku sets up Genesis on the table. Son Goku tries to drive Genesis through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Genesis goes for a duck-down move, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku sets up Genesis on the table. Son Goku executes the Kamehameha through the table. The table didn't break. Ken Goad is back on the job. Son Goku whips Genesis into the turnbuckle. Son Goku kicks Genesis. Son Goku punches Genesis. Son Goku hits Genesis with the Cyclone Kick. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Son Goku goes for a front salto ribbreaker, but Genesis blocks it. Genesis chops Son Goku. Son Goku chops Genesis. Genesis kicks Son Goku. Son Goku chops Genesis. Son Goku hits Genesis. Son Goku kicks Genesis. Son Goku sets up Genesis on the table. Son Goku tries to drive Genesis through the table with a Northern Lights bomb, but he blocks it. Genesis takes Son Goku down with a cartwheel kick. Genesis chops Son Goku. Genesis hits Son Goku. Son Goku kicks Genesis. Son Goku chops Genesis. Son Goku punches Genesis. Son Goku hits Genesis with a palm blow. Son Goku goes for a DDT, but Genesis counters it with a small package. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Genesis punches Son Goku. Genesis punches Son Goku. Son Goku punches Genesis. Son Goku hits Genesis. Son Goku punches Genesis. Genesis chops Son Goku. Genesis executes a headbutt on Son Goku. Genesis sets up Son Goku on the table. Genesis tries to drive Son Goku through the table with a somersault splash, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Son Goku goes for a full nelson, but Genesis blocks it. Genesis takes Son Goku down with flying headscissors. Genesis kicks Son Goku. Genesis punches Son Goku. Genesis hits Son Goku. Son Goku hits Genesis with a bodyslam. Son Goku is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. Kellie Skywalker tries to interfere, but Klilyn prevents him from doing so. Son Goku executes a thrust kick to the head on Genesis. Son Goku takes Genesis down with a series of knees. Son Goku is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Son Goku hits a series of kicks on Genesis. Son Goku takes Genesis down with a spin kick. Son Goku gives him an inverted DDT, but Genesis doesn't budge. Genesis goes for a flying Tomahawk, but Son Goku counters it with a roundhouse kick. Son Goku is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Son Goku takes Genesis down with a flying forearm. Son Goku goes for the Kamehameha, but Genesis counters it with a duck-down move. Genesis whips Son Goku into the ropes. Genesis goes for a back heel kick, but Son Goku counters it with a low blow. Son Goku executes a dragon suplex on Genesis. Ken Goad counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Genesis executes a cartwheel kick on Son Goku. Genesis leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Genesis sets up the chair. Genesis hits a powerslam onto the chair on Son Goku. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Genesis nails Son Goku with a facerake. Genesis goes for a jumping side kick, but Son Goku ducks out of the way. Son Goku tags out to Deathwish. Deathwish hits Genesis with a springboard bulldog. Deathwish hits Genesis with a jack-knife power bomb. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish uses a short lariat on Genesis. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish complains about a slow count. Deathwish executes the T-bone suplex on Genesis. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Genesis. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. Genesis has been eliminated. The winner is Deathwish. Time of match: 0:15:01 LEE: All right, at least we will have an actual CRUISER in the finals. VIOLET: I dunno. I still don’t think Jimmy Crush is a cruiserweight. Look at his gut for crying out loud. They lock up. Deathwish goes for a springboard bulldog, but Son Goku side-steps and Deathwish only hits air. Son Goku uses a series of knees on Deathwish. Deathwish takes Son Goku down with a dropkick from the second rope. Deathwish goes for a slingshot facebuster, but Son Goku counters it with a small package. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Son Goku takes Deathwish down with a powerslam. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Son Goku hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Deathwish. Son Goku hits a handspring elbow on Deathwish. Son Goku is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Son Goku nails Deathwish with an elbow to the midsection. Son Goku sets up the chair. Son Goku hits Deathwish with a DDT onto the chair. Son Goku nails Deathwish with a Northern Lights bomb. Son Goku is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Son Goku complains about a slow count. Deathwish uses an inside cradle on Son Goku. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish leaves the ring. He returns with the Cookie Sheet. Deathwish hits him with the Cookie Sheet. Deathwish places Son Goku on the turnbuckle. Deathwish hits a top-rope German Suplex on Son Goku. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Ken Goad removes the chair from the ring. Deathwish throws Son Goku out of the ring. Deathwish goes through the ropes. Deathwish goes for the The Falling Star, but Son Goku blocks it. Deathwish whips Son Goku into the guardrail. Deathwish whips Son Goku into the guardrail. Deathwish hits a short lariat on Son Goku. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish whips Son Goku into the guardrail. Deathwish is handed a baseball bat. Deathwish hits him with the baseball bat. Deathwish takes Son Goku down with a low blow. Deathwish hits a brain buster on Son Goku. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Son Goku sets up Deathwish on the table. Son Goku executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. Son Goku executes a series of punches on Deathwish. Son Goku goes for a series of kicks, but Deathwish blocks it. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Son Goku. They're brawling inside the ring area. Son Goku whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Son Goku goes for a powerslam, but Deathwish counters it with a lariat. Deathwish goes for a dragon suplex, but Son Goku blocks it. Son Goku whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Son Goku whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Son Goku whips Deathwish into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Son Goku hits the Cyclone Kick on Deathwish. Son Goku whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Klilyn comes from behind and distracts Deathwish. Son Goku uses a dropkick on Deathwish. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Son Goku nails Susan Blake. Deathwish goes for the Inverted Tiger Driver, but Son Goku counters it with a rolling cradle. Son Goku sets up a table. Son Goku whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Son Goku hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Deathwish. Son Goku is handed a wooden club. Son Goku hits him with the wooden club. Son Goku nails Deathwish with an inverted DDT. Son Goku yells "Yahoo!!". Son Goku executes the Kamehameha on Deathwish on the concrete floor. Son Goku whips him into a wooden club. Son Goku goes for a series of knees, but Deathwish counters it with an eye gouge Deathwish throws Son Goku back into the ring. Deathwish executes a jack-knife power bomb on Son Goku. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Klilyn puts Son Goku's foot on the rope. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on Son Goku. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Klilyn distracts Ken Goad. Deathwish goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Klilyn shoves him off the turnbuckle. Son Goku is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Susan Blake enters the ring and hits Son Goku with the Mace. Son Goku is out cold. Susan Blake puts Deathwish on top of Son Goku. Ken Goad is back on the job. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Klilyn puts Son Goku's foot on the rope. Deathwish nails Son Goku with the Running Forearm Smash. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. Son Goku has been eliminated. The winner is Deathwish. Time of match: 0:23:40 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Deathwish gets the pinfall. An impressive win for an impressive wrestler. LEE: So we got our three guys in the finals.....2 of whom are clinically insane and one of whom is a tag specialist. VIOLET: Pretty interesting turn of events, eh? We cannot waste time, Jimmy Crush and Quackman are down to the ring now. ~~~~~ They lock up. Deathwish kicks Jimmy Crush. Deathwish chops Jimmy Crush. Deathwish hits an enzuigiri to the face on Jimmy Crush. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Deathwish nails Jimmy Crush with a thrust kick to the head. Deathwish throws Jimmy Crush out of the ring. Deathwish jumps onto him with a Springboard Moonsault. Deathwish whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Deathwish is handed an acoustic guitar. Deathwish hits him with the acoustic guitar. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush is handed a metal baseball bat. Jimmy Crush hits him with the metal baseball bat. Jimmy Crush executes a swinging neckbreaker on Deathwish. Jimmy Crush goes for an enzuilariato, but Deathwish counters it with a backward kick. Jimmy Crush is busted wide open. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Jimmy Crush. Deathwish sets up a table. Deathwish uses the Running Forearm Smash on Jimmy Crush. Deathwish whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush hits Deathwish with a thrust kick to the head. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Deathwish on the concrete floor. Deathwish is out cold. Jimmy Crush uses a brain buster on Deathwish. Jimmy Crush yells "I'm the firestarter!". They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush is handed a hubcap. Jimmy Crush hits him with the hubcap. Jimmy Crush whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush reenters the ring. Deathwish follows him back in. Jimmy Crush yells "I'm the firestarter!". Jimmy Crush tags out to Quackman. Quackman takes Deathwish down with a DDT. Quackman places Deathwish on the turnbuckle. Quackman uses a belly-to-back superplex on Deathwish. Quackman whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle. Quackman puts Deathwish in a choke against the ropes. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Quackman goes for a boot choke, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish hits a dragon suplex on Quackman. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish tags out to Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush nails Quackman with an inverted atomic drop. Jimmy Crush uses spinning headscissors on Quackman. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Alex DiGiacomo trips Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush uses Air Sabu on Quackman. Jimmy Crush nails Quackman with a springboard twisting moonsault. Darren Lloyd counts: One, kickout. Jimmy Crush catches Quackman in an octopus hold. Quackman reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Jimmy Crush tags out to Deathwish. Deathwish uses a low blow on Quackman. Deathwish whips Quackman into the ropes. Quackman hits Deathwish with a kick. Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Deathwish. Deathwish is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd checks Deathwish's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. Darren Lloyd stops the match after 26 seconds. Deathwish has been eliminated. The winner is Quackman. Time of match: 0:06:27 VIOLET: Deathwish is eliminated, and now we know that some crackpot will hold the strap. Only in the AGW folks. LEE: So much for a legit champ....that went out the window with the elimination of Deathwish. They lock up. Quackman nails Jimmy Crush with a gutbuster. Quackman hits a flying forearm on Jimmy Crush. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Quackman hits a jack-knife power bomb on Jimmy Crush. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Quackman whips Jimmy Crush into the ropes. Jimmy Crush hits Quackman with an elbow. Jimmy Crush hits a koppo kick on Quackman. Jimmy Crush throws Quackman out of the ring. Jimmy Crush goes through the ropes. Jimmy Crush throws Quackman back into the ring. Jimmy Crush punches Quackman. Quackman chops Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush kicks Quackman. Jimmy Crush takes Quackman down with an Asai moonsault bodyblock. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Jimmy Crush places Quackman on the turnbuckle. Jimmy Crush nails Quackman with a superplex. Jimmy Crush hits a Soviet suplex on Quackman. Jimmy Crush nails Quackman with a frog splash. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Crush leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Jimmy Crush uses a frog splash on Quackman. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, shoulder up. Jimmy Crush complains about a slow count. Quackman uses an inside cradle on Jimmy Crush. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, kickout. Quackman throws Jimmy Crush out of the ring. Quackman goes through the ropes. Quackman sets up Jimmy Crush on the table. Quackman tries to drive Jimmy Crush through the table with a belly-to-back superplex, but he blocks it. Jimmy Crush is handed a leather whip. Jimmy Crush hits him with the leather whip. Jimmy Crush takes Quackman down with an earringer. Jimmy Crush knocks Quackman into the ringsteps. Jimmy Crush sets up Quackman on the table. Jimmy Crush executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. Jimmy Crush gives him a Soviet suplex, but Quackman doesn't even care. Quackman is busted wide open. Jimmy Crush knocks Quackman into the ringsteps. Alex DiGiacomo comes from behind and distracts Jimmy Crush. Quackman sets up a table. Quackman goes for the The People's Facebite, but Jimmy Crush counters it with an eye gouge. Jimmy Crush sets up Quackman on the table. Jimmy Crush tries to drive Quackman through the table with a brain buster, but he blocks it. Quackman throws Jimmy Crush back into the ring. Quackman whips him with . Quackman hits Jimmy Crush with a diving shoulderblock. Quackman is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, shoulder up. Quackman runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush and Quackman get hit with a double clothesline. Jimmy Crush takes Quackman down with a low blow. Jimmy Crush whips him with . Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Alex DiGiacomo pulls down the top rope. Quackman goes through the ropes. Quackman sets up Jimmy Crush on the table. Quackman tries to drive Jimmy Crush through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it. Jimmy Crush whips Quackman into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush uses an enzuilariato on Quackman. Jimmy Crush sets up Quackman on the table. Jimmy Crush executes an Asai moonsault through the table. The table is broken in half. Jimmy Crush knocks Quackman into the ringpost. Jimmy Crush takes Quackman down with a fist to the midsection. Jimmy Crush goes for the Jimmy Crusher, but Quackman blocks it. Jimmy Crush hits Quackman with flying headscissors. Jimmy Crush goes for the Jimmy Crusher, but Quackman blocks it. Jimmy Crush is handed a keyboard. Jimmy Crush hits him with the keyboard. Jimmy Crush hits Quackman with a legsweep faceslam. Jimmy Crush takes Quackman down with an enzuilariato. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Quackman. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Quackman on the concrete floor. Quackman is out cold. Jimmy Crush goes for an Asai moonsault, but Quackman counters it with a roundhouse kick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Quackman uses a back heel kick on Jimmy Crush. Quackman whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Quackman throws Jimmy Crush back into the ring. Quackman begs off. Jimmy Crush whips Quackman into the ropes. Jimmy Crush misses with a kick. Jimmy Crush hits a thrust kick to the head on Quackman. Jimmy Crush is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Quackman begs off. Jimmy Crush nails Quackman with a power bomb. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jimmy Crush uses a swinging neckbreaker on Quackman. Jimmy Crush nails Quackman with Air Sabu. Jimmy Crush is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo distracts Darren Lloyd. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Jimmy Crush throws Quackman out of the ring. Jimmy Crush goes through the ropes. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Quackman. Jimmy Crush gives him a flying forearm, but Quackman doesn't budge. Jimmy Crush catches Quackman totally by surprise. Jimmy Crush goes for the Jimmy Crusher, but Quackman blocks it. Jimmy Crush nails Quackman with a koppo kick. Jimmy Crush knocks Quackman into the ringpost. Jimmy Crush sets up a table. Jimmy Crush reenters the ring. Quackman follows him back in. Jimmy Crush whips Quackman into the ropes. Quackman hits Jimmy Crush with an elbow. Quackman runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Quackman hits Jimmy Crush with a dropkick to the knee. Jimmy Crush attempts to place Quackman on the turnbuckle, but Quackman blocks it. Jimmy Crush chops Quackman. Quackman kicks Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush punches Quackman. Jimmy Crush chops Quackman. Jimmy Crush hits Quackman. Jimmy Crush uses a monkey flip on Quackman. Jimmy Crush is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... Jimmy Crush takes Quackman down with a back heel kick. Jimmy Crush takes Quackman down with a low blow. Jimmy Crush nails Quackman with a fist to the midsection. Jimmy Crush whips Quackman into the ropes, but Quackman reverses it. Jimmy Crush hits Quackman with a clothesline. Quackman takes the chain and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Jimmy Crush throws Quackman out of the ring. Jimmy Crush goes through the ropes. Jimmy Crush executes a koppo kick on Quackman. Jimmy Crush reenters the ring. Quackman follows him back in. Jimmy Crush goes for Air Sabu, but Quackman blocks it. Quackman chops Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush punches Quackman. Jimmy Crush kicks Quackman. Quackman punches Jimmy Crush. Quackman hits Jimmy Crush. Quackman chops Jimmy Crush. Quackman runs into the ropes. Quackman hits Jimmy Crush with an elbow. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman nails Jimmy Crush with a piledriver. Quackman uses Air Sabu on Jimmy Crush. Quackman sets up the chair. Quackman goes for a brain buster, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a small package. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Quackman. Jimmy Crush goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Alex DiGiacomo puts Quackman's foot on the rope. Jimmy Crush uses a fist to the midsection on Quackman. Quackman begs off. Quackman takes the chain and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Regis Philbin puts Jimmy Crush's foot on the rope. Quackman runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush executes a jumping DDT on Quackman. Quackman takes the chain and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Regis Philbin puts Jimmy Crush's foot on the rope. Quackman uses a backward kick on Jimmy Crush. Quackman executes the The People's Facebite on Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jimmy Crush tries to escape the hold. Jimmy Crush summons one last burst of energy. Darren Lloyd asks Jimmy Crush if he's still there. Jimmy Crush nods. Darren Lloyd asks Jimmy Crush if he's still there. Jimmy Crush nods. Darren Lloyd asks Jimmy Crush if he should stop the fight. Jimmy Crush shakes his head. Darren Lloyd asks Jimmy Crush if he's still there. Jimmy Crush nods. Jimmy Crush is barely hanging in there. Darren Lloyd asks Jimmy Crush if he should stop the fight. Jimmy Crush shakes his head. Darren Lloyd tells Jimmy Crush to respond or he'll stop the fight. Jimmy Crush nods. Darren Lloyd asks Jimmy Crush if he should stop the fight. Jimmy Crush shakes his head. Darren Lloyd asks Jimmy Crush if he's had enough. Jimmy Crush shakes his head. Darren Lloyd tells Jimmy Crush to respond or he'll stop the fight. Jimmy Crush nods. Jimmy Crush is close to passing out from the pain. Darren Lloyd checks Jimmy Crush's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Jimmy Crush fights his way out of the hold after 53 seconds. Jimmy Crush takes Quackman down with a koppo kick. Alex DiGiacomo enters the ring and hits Jimmy Crush with the floor tile. Before Alex DiGiacomo connects, Jimmy Crush moves out of the way. Alex DiGiacomo hits Quackman. Jimmy Crush throws Alex DiGiacomo over the top rope. Quackman is out cold. Jimmy Crush executes a ropeflip moonsault on Quackman. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Quackman uses a backbreaker on Jimmy Crush. Darren Lloyd removes the chair from the ring. Quackman executes an enzuigiri on Jimmy Crush. Quackman is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman puts Jimmy Crush in an arm grapevine. Jimmy Crush reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman hits Jimmy Crush with a flying bodypress. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Quackman nails Jimmy Crush with a dropkick to the knee. Quackman is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Regis Philbin puts Jimmy Crush's foot on the rope. Quackman hits a dropkick to the knee on Jimmy Crush. Quackman throws Jimmy Crush out of the ring. Quackman goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Quackman sets up Jimmy Crush on the table. Quackman executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. Quackman executes a back heel kick on Jimmy Crush. Quackman takes Jimmy Crush down with a clothesline. Quackman knocks Jimmy Crush into the ringpost. Quackman does a crotch chop and quacks like a duck. Quackman whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Quackman executes a flying forearm on Jimmy Crush. Quackman is handed the chain. Quackman hits him with the chain. Quackman executes a brain buster on Jimmy Crush. Quackman knocks Jimmy Crush into the ringsteps. Quackman is handed a bullrope. Quackman hits him with the bullrope. Quackman whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Quackman uses a backbreaker on Jimmy Crush. They're brawling inside the ring area. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Quackman. Jimmy Crush hits a brain buster on Quackman. Jimmy Crush is handed the box of Twinkies. Jimmy Crush hits him with the box of Twinkies. Jimmy Crush nails Quackman with a flying senton. Jimmy Crush reenters the ring. Quackman follows him back in. Quackman brings the the box of Twinkies into the ring. Quackman runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush hits Quackman with an elbow. Jimmy Crush is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Crush takes a swing at Quackman with the box of Twinkies, but he gets out of the way. Quackman snatches the box of Twinkies from him. Quackman takes a swing at Jimmy Crush with the box of Twinkies, but he gets out of the way. Jimmy Crush snatches the box of Twinkies from him. Jimmy Crush hits him with the box of Twinkies. Jimmy Crush is bleeding like a faucet. Jimmy Crush gives the sign for the Jimmy Crusher. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Quackman. Jimmy Crush goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. Quackman has been eliminated. The winner is Jimmy Crush. Time of match: 0:21:06 ~~~~ VIOLET: He is a bloody mess, but Jimmy Crush is the AGW Cruiserweight Champion!!! LEE: Not only that, but he seems more interested in eating his Twinkies than in winning the belt. VIOLET: All I can say is....wow. LEE: I dunno what Regis has been feeding that guy but he really does not look under 240. VIOLET: The point is moot, Lee. Jimmy Crush wins it. LEE: I know it’s moot, but I can still complain dammit! VIOLET: Fans, we have all but 3 titles decided. Scott Stevens is your TV Champ, Kerri Billings is the Women’s Champ, Tom Tennant is the Anything Goes Champion, The LoS won the 3 Man Tag Titles and Jimmy Crush is the Cruiserweight champ. Now, up next, is the battle for the World Tag Titles. LEE: If I had to pick a favorite in this, I go with the Xtreme Killers. VIOLET: Me? I think either Big and Smooth or Alpha Theta Kappa. ATK has really been hot tonight with Eric and Kerri succeeding. And of course I ALWAYS pick Big and Smooth because I was a fan of GenX from the beginning. LEE: Yeah, you WOULD be. VIOLET: Hey, Big and Smooth, the Z Team and Quackman are the only wrestlers who have been here since the beginning of the AGW. I have to give props to them. OK folks, let us start the tournament. AGW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT: [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Ghetto Booty and Mountain Of Darkness defeated Xtreme Killers when Mountain pinned D. Reed with the Total Eruption in 0:06:50. Rating: *** VIOLET: You have got to be kidding!!!! HUGE UPSET!!!! LEE: DAMMIT! How in the hell could the Xtreme Killers lose to two scrubs? VIOLET: MOD has always been underrated and Ghetto Booty is a rookie.....but they destroyed one of the top AGW tag teams. LEE: As my good friend Nik Cain told me, we might have to call this team Mountain Of Booty. VIOLET: Nik would say something childish like that. [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Chocolate Thunder and Eric Balboni defeated Monarch and Ice Cream Man when CDogg made Ice Cream Man submit to a dragon sleeper in 0:16:02. Rating: ** [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Nightmare Express defeated The Hardcore Connection when Dream Warrior pinned D.Diamond with the Bad Night's Sleep in 0:10:20. Rating: ** 1/2 [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Demolition 2000 defeated Jedi Knights when DOOM pinned Bobby Skywalker after a fisherman suplex in 0:25:38. Rating: ** 1/2 [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Philadelphia Eagle and The Italian Stallion defeated Cactus Jack and Serpent Man when P.Eagle made Cactus Jack submit to the NFL Drop in 0:05:56. Rating: *** 3/4 [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Alex Star and Tom Tennant defeated The Saiyans when T. Tennant pinned Vegeta after hitting him with a foreign object in 0:15:52. Rating: -1/2* [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Degeneration X defeated The Heartless Ones when Quacks made Deathwish submit to an arm grapevine in 0:12:44. Rating: 1/2* [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Hell On Earth defeated Matt Technician and The KISS Demon when Father Arson pinned M. Technician after a reverse neckbreaker in 0:13:26. Rating: * 3/4 VIOLET: Matt and The Demon just could not work together. In fact, the Demon just laughed at Technician for most of the match. LEE: Surprisingly, the Saiyans AND Heartless Ones have been eliminated. It looks like we might have one of these thrown together or upstart teams winning it all. [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Argonauts defeated Alpha Theta Kappa when Stone pinned B. Thompson with the Death Blow in 0:12:25. Rating: * 1/2 VIOLET: Well, one of my picks gets ousted....but the Argonauts are vets from what I hear. Just not in the AGW. [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Pork And Beef defeated Sebastian Cage and Onslaught when V-Man pinned Onslaught after the Alabama Ham Slammer in 0:13:17. Rating: DUD LEE: Ummmm, how about we avoid mention of that finisher. Regis came over here to tell us what it was called....shudder.... [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Alter Egos defeated The Twin Towers when Apocalypse pinned Akeem with the Genocide in 0:16:02. Rating: -* 1/2 [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter defeated Unleaded and The "Head Break" Kid when Bacitt pinned Unleaded after hitting him with the Mace in 0:12:19. Rating: ** 3/4 [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Gotenks defeated Blood Runs Cold when Trunks pinned Genesis with the Final Flash in 0:08:05. Rating: DUD [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Disaster Brothers defeated Dan Sexton and Most Holy when P Vega pinned Most Holy with the The Blackheart Punch in 0:14:05. Rating: 1/4* [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Brolly and Scott Stevens defeated The Goon and Man Mountain Rock when Brolly pinned M. M. Rock with the Brolly Face Slam in 0:10:33. Rating: * 1/4 [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Big & Smooth defeated Mark Paris and Mark Payne when Smooth Operator pinned M. Payne after an inside cradle in 0:05:31. Rating: ** VIOLET: Big and Smooth win in a VERY high profile matchup.....uh oh...... (After the match, the fresher Mark Paris enters the ring and picks Mark Payne up before felling him with an implant DDT. Paris then slaps on the Extreme Measure, and holds it there as the ref is pleading for him to let go. Big and Smooth are leaving the ring area....Smooth looks back at the ring and seems like he thinks about saving Payne. He then shakes his head and makes his way with Anaconda to the back. Mark Paris keeps the Extreme Measure on for about a minute before letting go. He then pushes the referree down to the mat. He grabs a table from the outside and sets it up with Mark Payne on top near one of the corners. Paris climbs to the top rope and delivers a 450 splash onto Payne through the table. He once again slaps the Extreme Measure on Mark Payne but for only 20 seconds before furthur security is rushed into the ring to break things up.) VIOLET: Just when we thought things could get worse for Mark Payne...he got beat up by someone equally as hurt as he was. LEE: Hey, I like Mr. Racer amd all but he really did set Payne up. VIOLET: He insists he did it to make things interesting.....and at least it should be interesting to see what becomes of this situation. Round 2 is beginning, next. [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Ghetto Booty and Mountain Of Darkness defeated Chocolate Thunder and Eric Balboni when Mountain pinned Bluto with the Total Eruption in 0:08:14. Rating: 3/4* [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Demolition 2000 defeated The Nightmare Express when Enforcer pinned Bad Dreams with the Life Buster in 0:14:04. Rating: ** 3/4 VIOLET: Mountain Of Booty advance to round 3 in another fairly quick matchup. Those two look pretty well despite never seeing each other before tonight. LEE: And of course Demolition 2000 continue to use their lengthy experience advantage to beat the Nightmare Express. Just ask them, they will tell you how great they think they are. VIOLET: They have had very little success in several stints in the AGW, but the tag team division is not really as strong as it used to be....this could be their chance. [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Alex Star and Tom Tennant defeated The Philadelphia Eagle and The Italian Stallion when Alex Star pinned P.Eagle after a top-rope Death Valley Driver in 0:10:15. Rating: ** 1/4 [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Degeneration X defeated Hell On Earth when Quacks made Nebuchadnezzar submit to an armbar submission in 0:01:28. Rating: * VIOLET: DX with an extremely quick win over Hell On Earth. Also, the team of Alex Star and Tom Tennant advance. LEE: Not surprising. Those two are great talents and have had numerous singles achievements in their careers. VIOLET: Star is also a tremendous tag wrestler with Joaquin Campos. Those two could go all the way. [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Pork And Beef defeated The Argonauts when V-Man pinned Stone with the Gayback in 0:17:07. Rating: * 1/4 [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Alter Egos defeated Isaac Bacitt and Righteous Bounty Hunter when Apocalypse pinned Bacitt with the Genocide in 0:06:12. Rating: 1/2* [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Disaster Brothers defeated Gotenks when S.Blake pinned Trunks after the Major Impact in 0:18:07. Rating: -1/2* [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Big & Smooth defeated Brolly and Scott Stevens when Anaconda made Brolly submit to the Big Squeeze in 0:17:13. Rating: -* LEE: Back to the Pork And Beef-Argonauts match....nothing is as humiliating as losing to a move called the Gayback. VIOLET: Regis Philbins fruity Vengeance ripoff is definitely turning some heads....usually in disgust. The Alter Egos and Disaster Brothers are two underrated teams who advance, and Big and Smooth defeat Brolly and Scott Stevens in impressive fashion. LEE: They have gone against three former World Champs in two rounds of tag action. Not bad. VIOLET: Round 3 NEXT! [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Demolition 2000 defeated Ghetto Booty and Mountain Of Darkness when Enforcer pinned Ghetto Booty with the Life Buster in 0:11:30. Rating: * 3/4 [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Alex Star and Tom Tennant defeated Degeneration X when Alex Star made Quacks submit to the Starscream in 0:08:33. Rating: 1/4* VIOLET: The Mountain Of Booty run ends. LEE: Errrr......don’t ever say that again. VIOLET: What? Hmm....anyways Demolition 2000 advance as do Star and Tennant. [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Pork And Beef defeated The Alter Egos when J. Crush pinned Apocalypse with the Jimmy Crusher in 0:14:35. Rating: -3/4* [WORLD TAG TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Big & Smooth defeated Disaster Brothers when Smooth Operator made P Vega submit to the Smooth Operation in 0:13:43. Rating: DUD VIOLET: Well, the fans might not be excited by some of these matches but I think they are pretty darn good. Pork And Beef and Big and Smooth advance to face each other in the semis. LEE: Well, some wrestlers just do not mesh, and most of these third round matches were kinda sloppy. Lets hope the semis get better. VIOLET Demolition 2000 will battle Alex Star and Tom Tennant. All 4 have been around and they have been in numerous big events. ~~~~~ They lock up. Enforcer uses a powerslam on Alex Star. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, kickout. Enforcer hits a double-axhandle chop on Alex Star. Alex Star begs off. Enforcer goes for a cobra clutch, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star hits a bulldog headlock on Enforcer. Alex Star whips Enforcer into the ropes, but Enforcer reverses it. Enforcer hits Alex Star with an elbow. Alex Star begs off. Enforcer whips Alex Star into the ropes, but Alex Star reverses it. Enforcer executes a flying clothesline on Alex Star. Enforcer tags out to DOOM. DOOM and Enforcer whip Alex Star into the ropes. DOOM and Enforcer hit Alex Star with a double legsweep. Enforcer leaves the ring. DOOM hits Alex Star with a knee to the back. DOOM whips Alex Star into the ropes. DOOM misses with a kick. DOOM uses a faceslam on Alex Star. DOOM whips Alex Star into the turnbuckle. DOOM runs shoulder-first into the corner. DOOM goes for a faceslam, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star tags out to Tom Tennant. Alex Star hits a single-arm DDT on DOOM. Tom Tennant uses a flying fistdrop on DOOM. Alex Star leaves the ring. Tom Tennant hits a bulldog headlock on DOOM. Tom Tennant tags out to Alex Star. Alex Star executes a thumb to the eye on DOOM. Tom Tennant enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Enforcer enters the ring, but gets cut off. Alex Star and Tom Tennant whip DOOM into the ropes. They hit DOOM with a double fist to the midsection. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. Alex Star whips DOOM into the turnbuckle, but DOOM reverses it. DOOM charges into the corner. Alex Star begs off. DOOM locks Alex Star in an armbar submission. Alex Star reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. DOOM tags out to Enforcer. Enforcer whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star hits Enforcer with a kick. Alex Star attempts to place Enforcer on the turnbuckle, but Enforcer blocks it. Alex Star tags out to Tom Tennant. DOOM enters the ring, but gets cut off. Tom Tennant and Alex Star whip Enforcer into the ropes. They hit Enforcer with a double clothesline. Alex Star leaves the ring. Tom Tennant takes Enforcer down with an enzuigiri. Tom Tennant uses a Hotshot on Enforcer. Tom Tennant catches Enforcer in a scorpion deathlock. Enforcer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Tom Tennant uses a bulldog headlock on Enforcer. Alex Star enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Tom Tennant and Alex Star whip Enforcer into the ropes. They hit Enforcer with a double backdrop. Alex Star leaves the ring. Tom Tennant takes Enforcer down with a kick to the midsection. Tom Tennant uses a forearm smash on Enforcer. Tom Tennant whips Enforcer into the ropes, but Enforcer reverses it. Tom Tennant hits Enforcer with a kick. Tom Tennant runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant misses with a kick. Enforcer misses with a clothesline. Enforcer goes for a facerake, but Tom Tennant blocks it. Tom Tennant hits Enforcer with a snap mare. Tom Tennant goes for a kick to the midsection, but Enforcer counters it with a legsweep. Enforcer tags out to DOOM. DOOM and Enforcer whip Tom Tennant into the ropes. They attempt to hit Tom Tennant with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Enforcer leaves the ring. Tom Tennant gives him a single-leg takedown, but DOOM doesn't budge. Tom Tennant runs into the ropes. Tom Tennant gives him a flying clothesline, but DOOM doesn't budge. Tom Tennant uses a bulldog headlock on DOOM. Tom Tennant hits a kneedrop on DOOM. Tom Tennant gives him a chop, but DOOM doesn't budge. Tom Tennant gives him a chop, but DOOM only stares at him. VIOLET: Tennant with all sorts of offense but DOOM is not going along with him. LEE: Thats a one-way ticket to DOOM getting hit in the head with a really hard object. No sell that ya bastard!!! DOOM takes Tom Tennant down with a double-axhandle chop. DOOM hits Tom Tennant with a tiger bomb. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. DOOM takes Tom Tennant down with a gutwrench suplex. Mr. Bitter counts: One, kickout. DOOM attempts to place Tom Tennant on the turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant blocks it. DOOM takes Tom Tennant down with a brain buster. DOOM gives the sign for the Eternal Doom. DOOM goes for the Eternal Doom, but Tom Tennant counters it with an armbar submission. DOOM tries to escape the hold. Tom Tennant lets go after 19 seconds. Tom Tennant tags out to Alex Star. Alex Star and Tom Tennant whip DOOM into the ropes. They attempt to hit DOOM with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. DOOM hits them with a double clothesline. Tom Tennant leaves the ring. DOOM takes Alex Star down with a double underhook suplex. DOOM whips Alex Star into the ropes. DOOM hits Alex Star with a shoulderblock. DOOM goes for a fisherman suplex, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star tags out to Tom Tennant. Tom Tennant hits a forearm smash on DOOM. Tom Tennant gives him a flying clothesline, but DOOM only stares at him. Tom Tennant goes for a bulldog headlock, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM hits a double underhook suplex on Tom Tennant. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the ropes. DOOM hits Tom Tennant with a clothesline. DOOM throws Tom Tennant out of the ring. DOOM goes through the ropes. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star comes over, but gets cut off. DOOM and Enforcer hit Tom Tennant with a double legsweep. DOOM nails Tom Tennant with an inverted power bomb. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM and Enforcer hit Tom Tennant with a double flying kneedrop. DOOM sets up a table. DOOM sets up Tom Tennant on the table. DOOM tries to drive Tom Tennant through the table with a belly-to-back superplex , but he blocks it. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer comes over and lays out Alex Star. DOOM whips Tom Tennant into the guardrail. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer hits a lariat on Tom Tennant. DOOM nails Tom Tennant with an inverted power bomb. DOOM sets up Tom Tennant on the table. DOOM executes a piledriver through the table. The table is broken in half. DOOM uses a brain buster on Tom Tennant. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer hits Tom Tennant with a piledriver. DOOM goes for an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Tom Tennant rolls out of the way. Tom Tennant sets up a table. Tom Tennant nails DOOM with a flying legdrop. Tom Tennant knocks DOOM into the ringpost. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer comes over, but gets cut off. Alex Star hits DOOM with a bulldog headlock. Tom Tennant executes a flying legdrop on DOOM. Tom Tennant is handed the Baseball Bat. Tom Tennant hits him with the Baseball Bat. Tom Tennant goes for an enzuigiri, but DOOM ducks out of the way. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star comes over and lays out Enforcer. Alex Star goes for an eye poke, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM sets up Tom Tennant on the table. DOOM tries to drive Tom Tennant through the table with a belly-to-belly superplex, but he blocks it. Tom Tennant hits a Hotshot on DOOM. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Tom Tennant and Alex Star hit DOOM with a double bulldog headlock. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star takes DOOM down with an elbow to the midsection. Tom Tennant takes DOOM down with an enzuigiri. Enforcer comes over and lays out Alex Star. DOOM and Enforcer hit Tom Tennant with a double flying kneedrop. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind, but DOOM nails "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper. Tom Tennant goes for a kick to the midsection, but DOOM blocks it. Tom Tennant is busted wide open. They're brawling inside the ring area. DOOM takes Tom Tennant down with a double-axhandle chop. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer goes for a Hotshot, but Tom Tennant counters it with a Thesz press. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star uses an elbow to the midsection on DOOM. Tom Tennant puts DOOM in a sleeperhold. Alex Star hits a single-arm DDT on DOOM. Tom Tennant nails DOOM with a flying fistdrop. "The Gorgeous One" Crystal Harper comes from behind and distracts DOOM. Tom Tennant whips DOOM into the guardrail. Tom Tennant uses a flying legdrop on DOOM. Tom Tennant whips DOOM into the guardrail. Alex Star comes over to make it two-on-one. Alex Star goes for an elbow to the midsection, but DOOM blocks it. Enforcer hits a crotch slam on Alex Star. Enforcer executes a powerslam on Alex Star. DOOM comes over to make it two-on-one. Tom Tennant comes over, but gets cut off. Enforcer and DOOM hit Alex Star with a double flying kneedrop. Tom Tennant gets back up and lays out DOOM. They're brawling inside the ring area. Tom Tennant comes over to make it two-on-one. Tom Tennant hits Enforcer with a belly-to-belly suplex. Alex Star takes Enforcer down with the Shooting Star Senton. Alex Star throws Enforcer back into the ring. Alex Star brings the table into the ring. Alex Star begs off. Enforcer whips Alex Star into the ropes. Alex Star goes for a palm blow, but Enforcer blocks it. Enforcer chops Alex Star. Enforcer chops Alex Star. Enforcer hits Alex Star. Enforcer nails Alex Star with a legsweep. Alex Star begs off. Enforcer hits a power bomb on Alex Star. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, in the ropes... Enforcer goes for a bow-and-arrow submission, but Alex Star blocks it. Alex Star takes Enforcer down with an eye poke. Alex Star goes for a single-arm DDT, but Enforcer blocks it. Enforcer hits Alex Star. Enforcer chops Alex Star. Enforcer kicks Alex Star. Alex Star chops Enforcer. Alex Star kicks Enforcer. Alex Star chops Enforcer. Alex Star locks Enforcer in a standing short arm scissors. Enforcer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Alex Star goes for an elbow to the midsection, but Enforcer blocks it. Alex Star begs off. Alex Star begs off. Enforcer hits Alex Star with a flying forearm. DOOM enters the ring. DOOM and Enforcer hit Alex Star with the Total Destruction. Enforcer goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, Jessica Carter puts Alex Star's foot on the rope. Enforcer attempts to place Alex Star on the turnbuckle, but Alex Star blocks it. Enforcer chops Alex Star. Enforcer hits Alex Star. Enforcer uses a double-axhandle chop on Alex Star. Enforcer takes Alex Star down with an inverted atomic drop. Enforcer hits Alex Star. Enforcer kicks Alex Star. Enforcer chops Alex Star. Enforcer hits a facerake on Alex Star. DOOM enters the ring. DOOM and Enforcer hit Alex Star with the Total Destruction. Enforcer goes for the pin. Mr. Bitter counts: One, two, three. The winners are Demolition 2000. Time of match: 0:21:59 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Alex Star had some problems with D2K in this one, and while he and Tennant put up a great effort, their luck simply ran out here tonight. LEE: Man, Demolition 2000 are in the finals. I think they could have a good match with either one of these next two teams. VIOLET: Pork and Beef will fight Big And Smooth. ~~~~~ They lock up. Jimmy Crush hits a koppo kick on Smooth Operator. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Jimmy Crush hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Jimmy Crush with an elbow. Smooth Operator uses an armdrag takedown on Jimmy Crush. Smooth Operator chops Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush chops Smooth Operator. Jimmy Crush hits Smooth Operator with a jumping DDT. Jimmy Crush yells "I'm the firestarter!". Jimmy Crush whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Jimmy Crush hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Smooth Operator falls out of the ring. Jimmy Crush goes through the ropes. Jimmy Crush knocks Smooth Operator into the ringpost. V-Man comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda comes over, but gets cut off. Jimmy Crush and V-Man hit Smooth Operator with a double enzuilariato. Jimmy Crush whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. V-Man comes over to make it two-on-one. V-Man comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush and V-Man hit Smooth Operator with a double enzuilariato. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator nails Jimmy Crush with a belly-to-belly suplex. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda hits a football tackle on Jimmy Crush. Smooth Operator nails Jimmy Crush with a crotch slam. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit Jimmy Crush with a double short arm scissors. V-Man comes over and lays out Anaconda. V-Man goes for an enzuilariato, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a punch. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Jimmy Crush uses a legsweep faceslam on Smooth Operator. V-Man comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda comes over and lays out V-Man. Anaconda goes for a football tackle, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a kick to the head. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Jimmy Crush. Smooth Operator whips Jimmy Crush into the guardrail. Smooth Operator nails Jimmy Crush with a flying lariat. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Jimmy Crush. Smooth Operator hits Jimmy Crush with a headbutt. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator sets up Jimmy Crush on the table. Smooth Operator tries to drive Jimmy Crush through the table with a flying kneedrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Jimmy Crush goes for a double arm DDT, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Jimmy Crush sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush takes Smooth Operator down with a koppo kick. Jimmy Crush reenters the ring. Smooth Operator follows him back in. Jimmy Crush tags out to V-Man. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Smooth Operator with a double flying dropkick. Jimmy Crush leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Jimmy Crush runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. Jimmy Crush uses a jumping DDT on Smooth Operator. V-Man runs into the ropes and springs off the chair. V-Man hits a frog splash on Smooth Operator. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. VIOLET: V-Man is a bit better at high flying then Vengeance was. LEE: Already an improvement over the original V-Man. Jimmy Crush leaves the ring. V-Man whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Smooth Operator hits V-Man with a clothesline. V-Man falls out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator uses a diving headbutt on V-Man. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush comes over and lays out Anaconda. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Smooth Operator with a double flying dropkick. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Smooth Operator with a double enzuilariato. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts V-Man. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. V-Man follows him back in. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. Smooth Operator tags out to Anaconda. Jimmy Crush enters the ring and throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. V-Man and Jimmy Crush whip Anaconda into the ropes. They hit Anaconda with a double elbowsmash. Jimmy Crush leaves the ring. V-Man takes Anaconda down with an enzuilariato. V-Man is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. V-Man leaves the ring. He returns with a metal baseball bat. V-Man hits him with the metal baseball bat. V-Man uses a jumping clothesline on Anaconda. V-Man takes a swing at Anaconda with the metal baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Anaconda snatches the metal baseball bat from him. Anaconda takes a swing at V-Man with the metal baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. V-Man snatches the metal baseball bat from him. V-Man takes a swing at Anaconda with the metal baseball bat, but he gets out of the way. Anaconda snatches the metal baseball bat from him. Anaconda hits him with the metal baseball bat. Anaconda puts V-Man in a chokehold. V-Man reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. Anaconda whips V-Man into the ropes. V-Man goes for an enzuilariato, but Anaconda ducks out of the way. Anaconda executes a jack-knife power bomb on V-Man. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Regis Philbin distracts Mike Kwolek. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Anaconda uses a bulldog headlock on V-Man. Anaconda throws V-Man out of the ring. Anaconda goes through the ropes. Anaconda knocks V-Man into the ringpost. Regis Philbin comes from behind, but Anaconda nails Regis Philbin. V-Man whips Anaconda into the guardrail. V-Man nails Anaconda with a European uppercut. V-Man whips Anaconda into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. V-Man knocks Anaconda into the ringpost. V-Man takes Anaconda down with a chop. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush nails Anaconda with an Asai moonsault. V-Man executes a frog splash on Anaconda. Jimmy Crush goes for an enzuilariato, but Anaconda counters it with a side suplex. Anaconda sets up V-Man on the table. Anaconda executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Anaconda goes for a front-layout suplex, but V-Man blocks it. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Anaconda with a double flying dropkick. Regis Philbin comes from behind, but Anaconda nails Regis Philbin. V-Man nails Anaconda with a European uppercut. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. V-Man is handed a sledgehammer. V-Man hits him with the sledgehammer. V-Man hits him with a sledgehammer. V-Man whips Anaconda into the guardrail. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush goes for an enzuilariato, but Anaconda ducks out of the way. Anaconda hits V-Man with a swinging punch. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator uses a short lariat on V-Man. Anaconda goes for a crotch slam, but V-Man counters it with a punch. V-Man knocks Anaconda into the ringsteps. V-Man goes for a flying cross body press, but Anaconda rolls through with the move. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush comes over and lays out Smooth Operator. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Anaconda with a double flying dropkick. V-Man goes for a European uppercut, but Anaconda blocks it. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush comes over and lays out Smooth Operator. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Anaconda. V-Man whips Anaconda into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over, but gets cut off. V-Man sets up a table. V-Man hits him with a sledgehammer. V-Man takes Anaconda down with a chop. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Jimmy Crush. Anaconda and Smooth Operator hit V-Man with a double Hotshot. Anaconda is handed a pen. Anaconda takes a swing at V-Man with the pen, but he gets out of the way. V-Man snatches the pen from him. V-Man hits him with the pen. V-Man sets up Anaconda on the table. V-Man tries to drive Anaconda through the table with an Asai moonsault, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Anaconda goes for a forearm to the back, but V-Man side-steps and Anaconda only hits air. V-Man executes a flying cross body press on Anaconda. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush goes for an enzuilariato, but Anaconda counters it with a backward kick. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator takes V-Man down with a short lariat. Anaconda executes a crotch slam on V-Man. Smooth Operator nails V-Man with a legsweep faceslam. Anaconda uses a flying bulldog on V-Man. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Anaconda. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Anaconda with a double flying dropkick. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Anaconda with a double flying dropkick. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over, but gets cut off. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Anaconda with a double flying dropkick. Smooth Operator gets back up and lays out Jimmy Crush. Smooth Operator gives him a flying lariat, but V-Man only stares at him. Anaconda goes for a German suplex, but V-Man counters it with a facerake. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Anaconda with a double flying dropkick. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Jimmy Crush. Smooth Operator hits a flying lariat on V-Man. Anaconda hits V-Man with a German suplex. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Anaconda with a double flying dropkick. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Jimmy Crush. Smooth Operator goes for a short lariat, but V-Man counters it with an armbar submission. Smooth Operator comes over and lays out Jimmy Crush. Regis Philbin comes from behind and distracts Anaconda. V-Man executes a headbutt on Anaconda. V-Man knocks Anaconda into the ringpost. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush nails Anaconda with an Asai moonsault. V-Man executes a frog splash on Anaconda. V-Man uses an elbowsmash on Anaconda. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Anaconda with a double flying dropkick. V-Man executes a double-axhandle to the back on Anaconda. V-Man gives him a flying dropkick, but Anaconda doesn't budge. V-Man uses an elbowsmash on Anaconda. V-Man hits him with . V-Man tags out to Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush and V-Man hit Anaconda with a double enzuilariato. V-Man leaves the ring. Jimmy Crush hits Anaconda with a back heel kick. V-Man enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator enters the ring and lays out V-Man. Anaconda and Smooth Operator whip Jimmy Crush into the ropes. Anaconda and Smooth Operator hit Jimmy Crush with a double Hotshot. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Anaconda executes a neck snap on Jimmy Crush. Anaconda nails Jimmy Crush with a fistdrop. Anaconda takes Jimmy Crush down with a flying bulldog. Smooth Operator enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Anaconda and Smooth Operator hit Jimmy Crush with a double forearm smash. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Anaconda takes Jimmy Crush down with a swinging punch. Anaconda goes for a front-layout suplex, but Jimmy Crush blocks it. Jimmy Crush whips Anaconda into the turnbuckle. Jimmy Crush stabs him with . Jimmy Crush hits Anaconda with a back heel kick. Jimmy Crush whips Anaconda into the ropes. Anaconda takes Jimmy Crush down with a backspin DDT. Regis Philbin throws Jimmy Crush the stool. Jimmy Crush tries to use it, but Anaconda blocks the blow and takes it away from him. Anaconda hits Jimmy Crush with it and goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Jimmy Crush hits Anaconda with a koppo kick. Jimmy Crush whips Anaconda into the ropes. Jimmy Crush catches Anaconda totally by surprise. Jimmy Crush executes the Jimmy Crusher on Anaconda. Jimmy Crush goes for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Smooth Operator makes the save. VIOLET: Now THAT was close....Jimmy Crush can come away with that finisher out of nowhere. Anaconda executes a neck snap on Jimmy Crush. Anaconda nails Jimmy Crush with a forearm smash. Anaconda goes for a front facelock, but Jimmy Crush counters it with a low blow. Jimmy Crush gives him a koppo kick, but Anaconda doesn't even care. Anaconda hits Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush kicks Anaconda. Jimmy Crush kicks Anaconda. Jimmy Crush punches Anaconda. Anaconda chops Jimmy Crush. Anaconda executes the Big Squeeze on Jimmy Crush. Jimmy Crush is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jimmy Crush tries to escape the hold. Jimmy Crush is valiantly trying to break the hold. Jimmy Crush is almost gone. Mike Kwolek tells Jimmy Crush to respond or he'll stop the fight. Jimmy Crush nods. Jimmy Crush breaks the hold after 31 seconds. Jimmy Crush executes a low blow on Anaconda. Jimmy Crush executes a flying dropkick on Anaconda. Jimmy Crush tags out to V-Man. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Anaconda with a double enzuilariato. Jimmy Crush leaves the ring. V-Man uses a flying cross body press on Anaconda. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Smooth Operator makes the save. Anaconda hits V-Man. Anaconda chops V-Man. V-Man hits Anaconda. V-Man kicks Anaconda. V-Man goes for a handspring bodyblock, but Anaconda side-steps and V-Man only hits air. Anaconda tags out to Smooth Operator. Anaconda goes for a bulldog headlock, but V-Man blocks it. Anaconda rolls out of the ring. V-Man leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. V-Man sets up the chair. V-Man goes for a bodyslam, but Smooth Operator counters it with a facerake. Smooth Operator hits him with the stool. The stool is broken in half. Anaconda enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit V-Man with a double forearm smash. Anaconda leaves the ring. Smooth Operator nails V-Man with a forearm smash. Smooth Operator hits a headbutt on V-Man. Smooth Operator executes a Samoan Drop on V-Man. Smooth Operator goes for a forearm smash, but V-Man blocks it. V-Man runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator misses with an elbow. V-Man hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Mike Kwolek removes the chair from the ring. V-Man uses a double-axhandle to the back on Smooth Operator. V-Man throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. V-Man goes through the ropes. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda comes over and lays out Jimmy Crush. Anaconda nails V-Man with a football tackle. Smooth Operator executes a backslide on V-Man. Regis Philbin comes from behind, but Smooth Operator nails Regis Philbin. V-Man hits a chop on Smooth Operator. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. V-Man and Jimmy Crush hit Smooth Operator with a double enzuilariato. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. V-Man nails Smooth Operator with a headbutt. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda comes over and lays out Jimmy Crush. Anaconda hits a football tackle on V-Man. Smooth Operator nails V-Man with an enzuilariato. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit V-Man with a double front-layout suplex. Jimmy Crush comes over and lays out Anaconda. V-Man goes for the Gayback, but Smooth Operator counters it with a backward kick . Smooth Operator whips V-Man into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. V-Man grabs a chair. V-Man sets up the chair. V-Man hits a bodyslam onto the chair on Smooth Operator. V-Man knocks Smooth Operator into the ringpost. V-Man is handed a bullrope. V-Man hits him with the bullrope. Jimmy Crush comes over to make it two-on-one. Jimmy Crush nails Smooth Operator with an Asai moonsault. V-Man goes for a frog splash, but Miss Jacqueline shoves him off the turnbuckle. Mike Kwolek threatens Smooth Operator with disqualification. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. V-Man follows him back in. Smooth Operator gives the sign for the Smooth Operation. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on V-Man. V-Man is struggling to reach the ropes. V-Man tries to fight the pain. V-Man submits after 8 seconds. The winners are Big & Smooth. Time of match: 0:23:33 ~~~~~ VIOLET: Jacqueline gets an assist, as she tossed V-Man off the buckles. He was easy picking for the Smooth Operation...one of the most painful submission holds out there. LEE: At least better than the Black Knights Muscle Ripper. VIOLET: That definitely does not say much. Anyhow, the finals are here. After a gruleing 24 minute match, Big and Smooth have to fight yet another one against Demolition 2000 who had a half hour to rest. LEE: D2K with the definite advantage going into this one. The finals of the World Tag Team Title tournament. ~~~~~ They lock up. Enforcer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. DOOM and Enforcer whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They attempt to hit Smooth Operator with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Enforcer leaves the ring. Smooth Operator hits a forearm smash on DOOM. Smooth Operator hits DOOM. DOOM hits Smooth Operator. DOOM hits Smooth Operator. DOOM hits Smooth Operator with a tiger bomb. Ken Goad counts: One, two, KICKOUT. Smooth Operator whips DOOM into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator runs shoulder-first into the corner. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits DOOM with an elbow. Smooth Operator executes a legsweep on DOOM. Smooth Operator goes for an armdrag takedown, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM goes for a football tackle, but Smooth Operator side-steps and DOOM only hits air. Smooth Operator catches DOOM in an armlock leglock submission. DOOM is struggling to reach the ropes. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds. Smooth Operator catches DOOM in a half Boston. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator gives him a flying kneedrop, but DOOM doesn't budge. Smooth Operator uses a headbutt on DOOM. Smooth Operator goes for a headbutt, but DOOM blocks it. DOOM tags out to Enforcer. Enforcer and DOOM hit Smooth Operator with a double flying kneedrop. Anaconda enters the ring, but gets cut off. Enforcer and DOOM whip Smooth Operator into the ropes. They hit Smooth Operator with a double backdrop. DOOM leaves the ring. Enforcer nails Smooth Operator with a flying clothesline. Enforcer uses a kneelift on Smooth Operator. Enforcer goes for a bridging back suplex, but Smooth Operator counters it with a headlock takedown. Smooth Operator tags out to Anaconda. Smooth Operator executes a flying lariat on Enforcer. Anaconda goes for a German suplex, but Enforcer blocks it. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Enforcer nails Anaconda with a double-axhandle chop. Anaconda throws Enforcer out of the ring. Anaconda goes through the ropes. Anaconda whips Enforcer into the guardrail. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM comes over and lays out Smooth Operator. DOOM gives him a football tackle, but Anaconda only stares at him. Enforcer catches Anaconda in a cobra clutch. Enforcer hits Anaconda with a double-axhandle chop. Enforcer whips Anaconda into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Anaconda takes Enforcer down with a German suplex. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM comes over and lays out Smooth Operator. Enforcer and DOOM hit Anaconda with a double flying kneedrop. DOOM comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM executes a football tackle on Anaconda. Enforcer hits a bridging back suplex on Anaconda. Enforcer gives him a flying kneedrop, but Anaconda doesn't even care. VIOLET: A very back and forth match with all 4 big guys trying to show who can take more punishment. LEE: These 4 are vets who take a lot of pride in what they do. Trust me, covering Japanese wrestling like I have, you learn a LOT about pride and honor....stuff very few American wrestlers have. Anaconda reenters the ring. Enforcer follows him back in. Anaconda runs into the ropes. Enforcer goes for a facerake, but Anaconda blocks it. Anaconda locks Enforcer in a front facelock. Enforcer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Enforcer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Anaconda tags out to Smooth Operator. Anaconda uses a football tackle on Enforcer. Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Enforcer counters it with a faceslam. Anaconda leaves the ring. Enforcer nails Smooth Operator with an inverted atomic drop. Enforcer nails Smooth Operator with a flying forearm. Enforcer executes the Life Buster on Smooth Operator. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... VIOLET: His Life was Busted, but Smooth has great ring presence...he found the ropes. Enforcer runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator and Enforcer get hit with a double clothesline. Smooth Operator hits a forearm smash on Enforcer. Smooth Operator hits a European uppercut on Enforcer. Smooth Operator throws Enforcer out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator knocks Enforcer into the ringpost. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda takes Enforcer down with a football tackle. Smooth Operator goes for a legsweep faceslam, but Enforcer blocks it. Enforcer reenters the ring. Smooth Operator follows him back in. Enforcer uses an inverted atomic drop on Smooth Operator. Enforcer runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator misses with a clothesline. Enforcer misses with a clothesline. Enforcer hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Enforcer hits Smooth Operator with a facerake. DOOM enters the ring to make it two-on-one. DOOM hits a reverse neckbreaker on Smooth Operator. Enforcer uses a flying kneedrop on Smooth Operator. Anaconda enters the ring and lays out DOOM. Anaconda leaves the ring. Smooth Operator goes for a full nelson, but Enforcer blocks it. Enforcer places Smooth Operator on the turnbuckle. Enforcer executes a belly-to-back superplex on Smooth Operator. Enforcer goes for a cobra clutch, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator tags out to Anaconda. Smooth Operator takes Enforcer down with an enzuilariato. Anaconda goes for a flying bulldog, but Enforcer side-steps and Anaconda only hits air. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Enforcer whips Anaconda into the turnbuckle. Enforcer charges into the corner. Enforcer gives him a kneelift, but Anaconda only stares at him. Anaconda punches Enforcer. Anaconda chops Enforcer. Enforcer chops Anaconda. Anaconda hits Enforcer. Anaconda kicks Enforcer. Anaconda whips Enforcer into the ropes, but Enforcer reverses it. Anaconda hits Enforcer with a clothesline. Anaconda whips Enforcer into the ropes. Enforcer misses with a shoulderblock. Enforcer misses with a clothesline. Anaconda executes a jumping DDT on Enforcer. Anaconda throws Enforcer out of the ring. Anaconda goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM comes over, but gets cut off. Anaconda and Smooth Operator hit Enforcer with a double front-layout suplex. Anaconda and Smooth Operator hit Enforcer with a double Hotshot. They're brawling inside the ring area. Enforcer hits Anaconda with a kneelift. Enforcer reenters the ring. Anaconda follows him back in. Enforcer gives him a legsweep, but Anaconda doesn't even care. Enforcer takes Anaconda down with a facerake. DOOM enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Enforcer and DOOM whip Anaconda into the ropes. They attempt to hit Anaconda with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Anaconda hits them with a double clothesline. DOOM leaves the ring. Anaconda hits a jack-knife power bomb on Enforcer. Ken Goad counts: One, two, KICKOUT. LEE: Emphatic kickout by Enforcer. VIOLET: I am amazed at the sheer power of all 4 of these men....they just throw each other around like a pillow. LEE: Steroids let ya do that....I’m surprised they didn’t make Smooth sterile. VIOLET: HEY!!!! LEE: What?! Do YOU know for sure that he is the kid’s dad. It was probably The Preacher getting it on with Katrina. VIOLET: Watch yourself, Lee. One thing I don’t like is family bashing. LEE: What?! I was just saying......sheesh.... Enforcer takes Anaconda down with a double-axhandle chop. DOOM enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Enforcer and DOOM whip Anaconda into the ropes. They attempt to hit Anaconda with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Anaconda hits them with a double clothesline. DOOM leaves the ring. Anaconda takes Enforcer down with a flying bulldog. Anaconda executes a Northern Lights suplex on Enforcer. Ken Goad counts: One, two, kickout. Anaconda goes for an armlock leglock submission, but Enforcer blocks it. Enforcer tags out to DOOM. DOOM whips Anaconda into the ropes, but Anaconda reverses it. DOOM hits Anaconda with a clothesline. DOOM is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. DOOM complains about a slow count. Anaconda uses an inside cradle on DOOM. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Anaconda nails DOOM with a bulldog headlock. Anaconda gets a front facelock on DOOM. DOOM reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Anaconda hits a flying bulldog on DOOM. Anaconda whips DOOM into the ropes, but DOOM reverses it. DOOM gives him a faceslam, but Anaconda doesn't budge. Anaconda goes for a jumping DDT, but DOOM throws him off. DOOM executes a faceslam on Anaconda. DOOM puts Anaconda in an armlock hammerlock submission. Anaconda reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. DOOM points around the crowd. Enforcer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Enforcer goes for a lariat, but Anaconda ducks out of the way. Enforcer rolls out of the ring. Anaconda goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but DOOM counters it with a DDT. In turn, Anaconda counters it with a backdrop. Anaconda nails DOOM with a jumping DDT. Anaconda throws DOOM out of the ring. Anaconda goes through the ropes. Anaconda knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. Anaconda is handed a branding iron. Anaconda hits him with the branding iron. Anaconda whips DOOM into the guardrail. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer comes over and lays out Smooth Operator. Enforcer gives him a lariat, but Anaconda only stares at him. DOOM hits a flying kneedrop on Anaconda. DOOM gives him a football tackle, but Anaconda only stares at him. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer takes Anaconda down with a lariat. DOOM goes for an inverted power bomb, but Anaconda counters it with an armbar submission. Anaconda takes DOOM down with a diving elbow smash. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but DOOM counters it with a facerake. DOOM goes for a faceslam, but Anaconda blocks it. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer comes over, but gets cut off. Smooth Operator executes a short lariat on DOOM. Anaconda takes DOOM down with a German suplex. Smooth Operator comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda and Smooth Operator hit DOOM with a double short arm scissors. Anaconda goes for a diving elbow smash, but DOOM ducks out of the way. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer gives him a lariat, but Anaconda doesn't budge. Anaconda goes for the Big Squeeze, but DOOM counters it with an eye gouge. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM and Enforcer hit Anaconda with a double flying kneedrop. Enforcer goes for a lariat, but Anaconda blocks it. Smooth Operator nails Enforcer with a backslide. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Enforcer. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Enforcer follows him back in. Smooth Operator goes for a front facelock, but Enforcer counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Smooth Operator counters it with a sunset flip. Ken Goad counts: One, shoulder up. Smooth Operator hits Enforcer with a Samoan Drop. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator tags out to Anaconda. Anaconda and Smooth Operator hit Enforcer with a double short arm scissors. Smooth Operator leaves the ring. Anaconda gets a double reverse chinlock on Enforcer. Enforcer is valiantly trying to break the hold. Enforcer reaches the ropes after being trapped for 27 seconds. Anaconda hits a Northern Lights suplex on Enforcer. Ken Goad counts: One, kickout. Smooth Operator enters the ring to make it two-on-one. DOOM enters the ring and throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Enforcer and DOOM whip Anaconda into the ropes. They hit Anaconda with a double elbowsmash. DOOM leaves the ring. Anaconda spits snake venom in his face. He goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, in the ropes... VIOLET: That green misty venom stings the face of an opponent. LEE: Anaconda has won many a match with that, but he needs to do more damage to D2K before even THINKING about pinning them. Anaconda executes a swinging punch on Enforcer. Anaconda executes the Big Squeeze on Enforcer. Enforcer tries to escape the hold. Enforcer breaks the hold after 7 seconds. Enforcer gives him a double-axhandle chop, but Anaconda only stares at him. Enforcer tags out to DOOM. DOOM and Enforcer whip Anaconda into the ropes. They hit Anaconda with a double elbowsmash. DOOM and Enforcer whip Anaconda into the ropes. They hit Anaconda with a double clothesline. Enforcer hits Anaconda with a lariat. DOOM gives him an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Anaconda doesn't even care. Enforcer leaves the ring. DOOM gives him a double-axhandle chop, but Anaconda doesn't budge. Enforcer enters the ring. DOOM and Enforcer hit Anaconda with the Total Destruction. DOOM goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Smooth Operator makes the save. Anaconda tags out to Smooth Operator. LEE: Smooth with the save and he dragged Anaconda over for a tag. Talk about a do-it-yourselfer. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit DOOM with a double Hotshot. Anaconda leaves the ring. Smooth Operator uses a legsweep faceslam on DOOM. Smooth Operator throws DOOM out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda takes DOOM down with a jumping DDT. Smooth Operator gives him a flying lariat, but DOOM doesn't budge. Anaconda gives him a football tackle, but DOOM doesn't budge. Smooth Operator nails DOOM with a legsweep faceslam. Enforcer comes over and lays out Anaconda. Enforcer takes Smooth Operator down with a lariat. DOOM hits Smooth Operator with an inverted power bomb. DOOM goes for a tiger bomb, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator whips DOOM into the guardrail. Smooth Operator knocks DOOM into the ringsteps. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda executes a backspin DDT on DOOM. Smooth Operator climbs to the top turnbuckle, but DOOM nails him in the stomach. Smooth Operator falls onto the top turnbuckle. DOOM executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Smooth Operator. DOOM points around the crowd. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM and Enforcer hit Smooth Operator with a double flying kneedrop. DOOM takes Smooth Operator down with a fisherman suplex. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but DOOM nails Miss Jacqueline. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda nails DOOM with a jumping DDT. Smooth Operator hits DOOM with a flying kneedrop. Anaconda hits DOOM with a backspin DDT. Smooth Operator gives him a flying kneedrop, but DOOM only stares at him. DOOM uses a flying kneedrop on Smooth Operator. DOOM goes for a flying kneedrop, but Miss Jacqueline shoves him off the turnbuckle. Ken Goad threatens Smooth Operator with disqualification. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit DOOM with a double Hotshot. Smooth Operator throws DOOM back into the ring. Smooth Operator brings the table into the ring. DOOM hits a faceslam on Smooth Operator. DOOM is going for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Anaconda makes the save. Smooth Operator uses a belly-to-belly suplex on DOOM. Smooth Operator throws DOOM out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda goes for a football tackle, but DOOM counters it with a kneelift. DOOM knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. DOOM and Enforcer hit Smooth Operator with a double flying kneedrop. Enforcer nails Smooth Operator with a lariat. DOOM hits an inverted power bomb on Smooth Operator. Enforcer executes a lariat on Smooth Operator. DOOM uses a crotch slam on Smooth Operator. Enforcer hits Smooth Operator with a lariat. DOOM hits Smooth Operator with a crotch slam. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda comes over and lays out Enforcer. Anaconda goes for a football tackle, but DOOM counters it with a kneelift. Enforcer hits a powerslam on Smooth Operator. DOOM hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Smooth Operator. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Enforcer uses a lariat on Smooth Operator. DOOM locks Smooth Operator in an octopus hold. Anaconda comes over and lays out Enforcer. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but DOOM nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator whips DOOM into the guardrail. Smooth Operator goes for a Hotshot, but DOOM counters it with a lariat. Enforcer comes over to make it two-on-one. Anaconda comes over and lays out Enforcer. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit DOOM with a double short arm scissors. They're brawling inside the ring area. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but DOOM nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator nails DOOM with a kneelift. Anaconda comes over to make it two-on-one. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit DOOM with a double forearm smash. Smooth Operator and Anaconda hit DOOM with a double front-layout suplex. Smooth Operator throws DOOM back into the ring. Smooth Operator whips DOOM into the ropes, but DOOM reverses it. DOOM goes for an armbar submission, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator sets up DOOM on the table. Smooth Operator executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Big and Smooth with a slew of doubleteam moves Smooth Operator throws DOOM out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. DOOM follows him back in. DOOM takes the barbed wire baseball bat and uses it on him. He goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline distracts Ken Goad. DOOM takes Smooth Operator down with a kick to the head. Ken Goad is back on the job. DOOM gives the sign for the Eternal Doom. DOOM executes the Eternal Doom on Smooth Operator. DOOM goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, Anaconda makes the save. VIOLET: First Jackie makes the save and now Anaconda made one.... LEE: DOOM is a bit distracted....look what Smooth is doing!!!!! Smooth Operator shoots a fireball in his face. He goes for the pin. Ken Goad counts: One, two, three. The winners are Big & Smooth. Time of match: 0:23:26 ~~~~~ LEE: I wish there were DQs so I could complain. VIOLET: Big and Smooth are your NEW WORLD TAG CHAMPIONS!!!!! LEE: It has been a pretty long while since their last reign....so I guess this is impressive. VIOLET: They have wrestled almost 45 straight minutes and this is a hard-earned victory over a veteran tag team. LEE: OK, should I be quiet while you kiss up to GenX? VIOLET: As a matter of fact....YES!!! D2K are one of the great teams, but Smooth wanted to bring some gold home. He dedicates this one to Katrina and their child. LEE: Does the kid even have a name? VIOLET: Yes it does but they are going to keep it private. LEE: Oh.....yeah, probably a good idea. VIOLET: Fans, let us take you to a brief intermission....a 15 batch of commercials!!! LEE: Grrrrreat! (After the 15 minutes of boredom is up........) VIOLET: And we are back! LEE: Only one more tournament to go......the most important one. VIOLET: Who will come away as World and IC Champions? Remember, the runnerup of the finals will become IC Champ while the winner will get the World Title. LEE: 64 men are in this.....the first 64 who signed back with the AGW. Some guys signed just BARELY too late such as the Outlawz Immortal, Frat Brats and WAR. But all these newer guys will be important to the league’s future. VIOLET: Without a doubt. Let us go to it WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT: [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Alex Star pinned Paul Vega after the Shooting Star Senton in 0:05:10. Rating: DUD [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Storm made Anaconda submit to the Storm Cycle in 0:09:11. Rating: DUD [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Shawn Michaels pinned Apocalypse with the Sweet Chin Music in 0:14:33. Rating: *** 1/4 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Vegeta pinned Bobby Skywalker with the Final Flash in 0:14:23. Rating: DUD [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Brad Thompson pinned Brad Steel with the Buzz in 0:09:23. Rating: ** 1/2 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Bryant Edwards made Brolly submit to the Oriental Spike in 0:09:20. Rating: *** 1/2 VIOLET: The first real upset of the night, as Brolly lost to Xtreme Killer Edwards. LEE: The Killers sucked for most of the night so they probably want to at least have a good showing here. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Derrick Diamond pinned Rob Brennan with the Snake Eyes in 0:13:29. Rating: -* 1/2 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Dan Sexton pinned Christopher Thunder with the Deadweight in 0:15:57. Rating: -3/4* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Eric Balboni pinned Dream Warrior with the Keg Toss in 0:09:52. Rating: -1/2* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Unleaded pinned Serpent Man after a swinging neckbreaker in 0:13:36. Rating: *** 3/4 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Mountain Of Darkness pinned Son Goten with the Total Eruption in 0:14:22. Rating: DUD [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Monarch pinned Enforcer with the Fall Of Western Civilization in 0:12:45. Rating: ** 1/4 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Sean Blake pinned Quackman with the The Sinister Slap in 0:07:44. Rating: ** [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Isaac Bacitt made Matt Technician submit to the Crippler in 0:11:33. Rating: *** 1/2 VIOLET: The bigger guys are having a field day so far. Monarch, MOD and Bacitt all advance with the latter two facing MUCH smaller competition. LEE: Well, these brackets are random....and that leads to some interesting events. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Mark Paris made Man Mountain Rock submit to a chokehold in 0:06:37. Rating: * 1/2 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match\ Mark Payne pinned Jimmy Crush with the Last Rites in 0:13:56. Rating: **** VIOLET: Mark Paris AND Mark Payne advance.....and you know what? LEE: What’s that? VIOLET: Those two will face each other in only the second round of this tournament!!!!! LEE: Whoa, that is a main event anywhere in the world and we have it early on in this tourney. Amazing! Just amazing. VIOLET: Paris went through former IC Champ, Man Mountain Rock while Payne took out current Cruiser champ, Jimmy Crush. LEE: Jimmy had a pretty good night. He deserves some Twinkies. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Smooth Operator pinned The Italian Stallion after the Doctor Bomb in 0:09:59. Rating: **** [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Allan Jenkins pinned Scott Stevens with the Hangover in 0:12:42. Rating: * 3/4 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Most Holy pinned Onslaught with the Holy Roller in 0:06:17. Rating: 1/4* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Ice Cream Man made Akeem submit to the Fix in 0:17:00. Rating: -* 3/4 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Righteous Bounty Hunter pinned Chocolate Thunder with the Righteous Rampage in 0:26:34. Rating: *** 3/4 VIOLET: CDOGG LOSES!!!! HUGE upset as the Righteous Bounty Hunter wins a marathon against Chocolate Thunder. LEE: That really was a tough draw for both men. RBH is an up and comer, but I never would have dreamed that CDogg would get eliminated that fast. VIOLET: I can’t believe it. And neither can the crowd..... LEE: Maybe Most Holy gave RBH some advice on CDogg’s weaknesses or something. VIOLET: Could be. Most Holy and Smooth Operator advanced as did newcomer, Ice Cream Man. Let’s keep this going. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Ghetto Booty defeated Big Boss Man via pinfall in 0:08:00. Rating: * [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Goon pinned DOOM with the Hat Trick in 0:13:55. Rating: ** [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Cactus Jack pinned Skull Ganz with the Mandible Claw in 0:08:15. Rating: ** [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Son Goku pinned Maximus with the Kamehameha in 0:06:12. Rating: *** [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Deathwish pinned Stone after a jack-knife power bomb in 0:02:14. Rating: *** LEE: Dang. Both Argonauts got destroyed in singles competition and DOOM got upset by The Goon!! VIOLET: Not a good night for the Boot Camp as all 4 members are eliminated here in the first round. LEE: Well, at least they can pretty much OWN the tag team division....since they have 2 of the like 5 tag teams in the AGW. VIOLET: Oh please, the AGW has more teams than that. LEE: Barely. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Nebuchadnezzar pinned The "Head Break" Kid with the Babylon Burial Ground in 0:34:27. Rating: **** 1/4 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Sebastian Cage pinned Father Arson after a double underhook piledriver in 0:14:56. Rating: DUD [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The KISS Demon pinned Derrick Reed with the Love Gun in 0:11:07. Rating: ** [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Tom Tennant defeated Trunks via pinfall in 0:17:31. Rating: -3/4* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Wolverine pinned V-Man after hitting him with the shoe & purse in 0:09:42. Rating: -*** 1/4 LEE: Wolvie used the shoe AND the purse to beat V-Man....I think V-Man is gonna take those home with him....or maybe wear them for his Good Housekeeping article. VIOLET: Sigh. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 1]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Philadelphia Eagle made Bad Dreams submit to the torture rack in 0:06:37. Rating: **** VIOLET: You know something, it is bad luck that two Dream Team members had to fight each other....but they have been consistently putting out good, exciting matches. LEE: Hey, just because they have little charisma does not mean they can’t kick ass inside that ring. VIOLET: They could be the next big stable. All right, we are finished with round 1. LEE: Again, not a whole lot of surprises, except CDogg’s elimination and the pairing of Mark Payne and Mark Paris in Round 2. VIOLET: Very true. Other big names like Monarch, Alex Star, Most Holy, Shawn Michaels, Sebastian Cage and Tom Tennant advance as well. LEE: I think round 2 could be more exciting than round 1 was, and that is saying something. VIOLET: OK, fans, round 2 is coming up! [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Storm made Alex Star submit to the Storm Cycle in 0:11:36. Rating: -1/2* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Shawn Michaels pinned Vegeta with the Sweet Chin Music in 0:12:05. Rating: -1/2* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Bryant Edwards defeated Brad Thompson via pinfall in 0:09:08. Rating: ** 3/4 VIOLET: Storm of BRC gets an upset by defeating Alex Star! LEE: To be honest, Storm alwats has been the most successful member of Blood Runs Cold/Jedi Knights...so that win ain’t as bad as if, say, Genesis beat Star. VIOLET: Still big nonetheless. Michaels advances once again with his former Sweet Chin Music...now called the Yahoo.com Sassy Hops Superkick. And Edwards of the Xtreme Killers wants to show that they can still win a match or two. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Dan Sexton pinned Derrick Diamond with the Deadweight in 0:05:00. Rating: ** 1/2 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Unleaded pinned Eric Balboni with the The BackFire in 0:09:14. Rating: *** [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Monarch pinned Mountain Of Darkness with the Fall Of Western Civilization in 0:06:27. Rating: * LEE: Well, Unleaded lost to Balboni in the Anything Goes tournament, but he evened their score at one apiece here in the second round. VIOLET: And Dan Sexton and Monarch both win in short, not surprising, matches. LEE: What do the three winners above have in common? All three are Grade A assholes! VIOLET: You sound like a Jersey native and not an Asian-American dude. LEE: I am a New York City Asian-American....we are still bitter. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Isaac Bacitt pinned Sean Blake after a powerslam in 0:08:17. Rating: * 1/4 VIOLET: All right, and next up we have the Payne-Paris matchup. This feud has been building up over time, as Mark Payne has taken a lot of flak from critics, who claim he is nothing but a cheap Mark Paris ripoff. LEE: Let me field that......Mark Payne is Mark Payne. You cannot rip someone else’s personality off. Payne and Paris are both great wrestlers who happen to hate everyone and everything and deal with things in a similar manner. If that is a ripoff, then consider me ripping off of them as well. VIOLET: Anyways, to my knowledge these two fought once before many months ago, with Payne picking up the victory, though Paris was in some serious need of rehab at the time. LEE: Paris is always in need of rehab. Think of Payne as a substance-free version of Mark Paris if you must compare the two. Let’s go to the match. [As the match begins] [The crowd is just getting into the match when… The lights go down. For a short second the crowd becomes hushed. This, in turn, causes the music that has just began to bang throughout the arena to seem even louder. A few notes ring out from a highly distorted, "trippy" sounding guitar. The cymbals pick up. And what first started out simply auspiciously, suddenly becomes an all out ruckus. Because, suddenly, the sound of the band Sevendust is ringing throughout the arena. Two green strobe lights are beaming down on the wrestlers' entrance and "Black" is playing over the sound system. And high in the air the RacerTron is showing a revised video of stunning aerial moves and crisp wrestling maneuvers- with both being capped off by a tall, dark brother slamming a ball through a basketball hoop. Before the crowd can reach its wretched peak, Chocolate Thunder emerges. VIOLET: The man may have been eliminated in the first round, but it looks like he still means business. Both men stand in the ring with a look of… well… confusion. Payne's face twists a bit, but he does receive credit for hiding his true ire. Because right now Mark's emotion is like an overflowing pot of anger that is dying to boil over, rush out, and burn the hell out of Chocolate Thunder. Paris stands in the corner not knowing what to think. Thunder casually rolls up to the ring. He has a microphone in his right hand. At the moment, at least, he looks pretty calm. We'll see how that goes…] Chocolate Thunder: Ya' know, Mark Payne, Chocolate Thunder has not been able ta' do a damned thing right for the last few months. Everything that a brotha' has tried has gone down tha' drain. But, ya' know, dude- it was only 'bout six months ago when things were totally different. Six months ago I got every I wanted. Hell, I was tha' Champion of tha' World. I want it like that again. And I want it bad, brotha'. So, like I said, it wasn’t that long ago that I had all tha' luck in the world. But then… then, brother… I stepped into tha' ring with you. And it was that night that it all changed. And I don't know why. You beat me. But why? Did a brotha's luck run out? Maybe. Is Mark Payne simply better than me? I doubt it. But all I know, man, is that since then- I haven't been able ta' do a damned thing right. Tha' past four or five months have been pure hell- torture for a brotha. And it's all your fault. I hope you take comfort in that. Chocolate Thunder's emotions are visibly changing. LEE: He IS right, his career went down the tubes after Payne won the title. Then again, the AGW went down the tubes when those two held the title too. Chocolate Thunder: So here' tha' deal- I 'm tired of talking. I've made a career out of it. If I want my luck ta' change then I gots' ta face tha' facts. And tha' fact is- I simply haven't beaten you. And because of it… I am a loser. And I am tired of bein' a loser. So whatever happens between now and next Pay Per View, brotha', let's make sure we keep a date. I want it to be Chocolate Thunder versus Mark Payne. It's tha' final showdown. Falls will count anywhere- and we will go at it for two, maybe three times. Cause, bro- I am challenging you ta' a best outta' three falls match. And I know you're game. As a matter of fact, we can start right now… Get your skinny, punk ass down here! [With that, and with total disregard to his current match, Mark Payne steps over the ropes. And in one swift motion, he leaps at Chocolate Thunder and splashes onto him with a cross body press. Payne quickly gets to his feet and begins to put the boots to Chocolate Thunder. His laces have left visible marks on Thunder's abdomen. CDogg rolls over a bit, grabs one of Payne's feet, and the Blonde Bastard falls to the ground. The two race to get up, but it is Thunder that wins. He lifts Payne up and prepares to perform- what could be- a powerbomb. Unfortunately for him, Mark Payne destroys a few thousand of Thunder's future little homies with a swift fist to the groin. With the favor definitely in his corner, Payne whips Thunder into the guardrail. There, he lays the fists on Thunder in a violent blur. VIOLET: Well, I guess we would like to welcome Mark Paris down to the announce table. LEE: Hey Mark, what do you think of those two brawling? Paris: Well, it was nice of them to completely ignore the fact that the Hardcore Revolutionary was in the ring. But you know me, I never stick my nose into other people’s business. VIOLET: Yeah right! What a crock! Paris: Hey there, Violet, looking as slutty as ever. What is with that outfit....say, did Ghetto Booty sign you on to be one of his skanky whores...I heard a rumor from the back about that. Anyways, I think I will just sit back and watch those two kill each other. I will pick up the pieces. While the action continues outside of the ring at one side, a long legged woman with thin red stockings begins to stalk toward them from the other side. She quietly creeps up on the two. She is within inches of Payne's back. And Thunder, of course, is too drowsy to even notice her. She taps Payne on the shoulder. Mark Payne whips around with his right fist raised. Noticing that he is face to face with a woman, he drops his guard. And as he does, the woman lifts her other hidden arm and strikes him violently on the forehead with a crowbar. Payne quickly falls to the ground, a narrow stream of blood dripping from his forehead. LEE: gee.....who......could......that......be VIOLET: I think we all know who it is. And she is with her man. The woman quickly rushes over and revives Thunder. When he comes to, he immediately directs the beautiful, dark woman to hold Payne up. Chocolate Thunder takes a few steps back. He rushes at Payne's limp body, jumps, and delivers the "Mad Hops" Superkick directly to the defined area under his chain. With a sick jerk, Payne's head whips back and his body falls from the woman's arms. Chocolate Thunder picks up his motionless body, hauls him over to the ring, and dumps him in for his opponent to toy with. LEE: Are you going to take advantage, Mark? Paris: Well, I kind of hate that Chocolate Thunder did the damage for me......ahhhhh screw it. Mark Paris rolls into the ring, as the ref rings the bell for the match to begin. Chocolate Thunder along with the beautiful woman begins to walk to the back, leaving the arena. But they take a second to turn, pause, and leave with this message.] Chocolate Thunder: Mark, who's tha' loser now? If you can remember beating me after tonight, then fine- I'll admit it. But as far as I'm concerned, you've never beaten Chocolate Thunder. Tha' real Genuine Athlete is back. So Mark, never trust a brotha' wit' attitude; especially when he has connections to this fine, ebony angel… LI'L FLAVA!! So when you wake up, remember that it was the athletically superior Chocolate Thunder that gave you this beating. And then shudder, cause I'll be seeing you- with more of that ta' dish out, bro- at tha' Pay Per View… [And with that, the two leave.] VIOLET: Do you think Paris and Thunder may once again be in cahoots? LEE: Absolutely not. CDogg had a statement to make to Payne, I’m sure he and Paris will have their conflict renewed down the road, but that is on the backburner in The Genuine Athlete’s mind. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Mark Paris pinned Mark Payne after a power bomb in 0:00:46. Rating: * VIOLET: Mark Payne was completely unconscious, and Paris simply toyed with him for a little under a minute before just putting him away with a power bomb. LEE: He even had Rachel come in and go for a cover too. I think Mark Payne has had a damn rough night....and he is probably gonna go ballistic on everyone in the next few weeks. VIOLET: That is VERY likely. Mark Paris advances...and will be pretty fresh for his third round opponent. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Smooth Operator made Allan Jenkins submit to the Smooth Operation in 0:17:10. Rating: ** 1/4 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Ice Cream Man made Most Holy submit to the Fix in 0:09:18. Rating: DUD VIOLET: MOST HOLY IS GONE!!!! The Mostest gets eliminated by this newcomer, the Ice Cream Man. LEE: Well, Most Holy was not familiar with this guy, and he has always had trouble against newer guys that he has never wrestler before. Need I remind you of his loss to Eric Balboni months ago? VIOLET: No you do not, but this is another big name eliminated from the tournament. Meanwhile, another big name, Smooth Operator, continues on. You know he wants to take that World Title home to Kat and his baby. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Righteous Bounty Hunter pinned Ghetto Booty with the Righteous Rampage in 0:07:10. Rating: * 3/4 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Cactus Jack pinned The Goon after a flying bodypress in 0:13:23. Rating: * 1/2 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Deathwish pinned Son Goku with the The Falling Star in 0:09:17. Rating: DUD [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Nebuchadnezzar pinned Sebastian Cage with the Babylon Burial Ground in 0:07:11. Rating: 1/4* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The KISS Demon defeated Tom Tennant via pinfall in 0:12:52. Rating: 1/4* LEE: The KISS Demon wins again? What kinda world is this? VIOLET: He defeats Tom Tennant who had to be worn out after his other matches tonight. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 2]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Philadelphia Eagle made Wolverine submit to a chokehold in 0:06:40. Rating: ** 3/4 VIOLET: And that is the end of round 2. We really only have a handful of big names left in this one. LEE: Virtually anybody can come away with the World Title I think....even the KISS Demon. VIOLET: Unlikely, but anything can happen in the AGW! Round 3 action. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Shawn Michaels pinned Storm after a piledriver in 0:16:04. Rating: -1/4* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Bryant Edwards pinned Dan Sexton with his special move in 0:12:47. Rating: ** 3/4 VIOLET: Shawn Michaels advances yet again, as does the Xtreme Killer big man. LEE: Those two should have an entertaining quarterfinal matchup. Neither of these matches were surprising though. Storm’s cinderella night is over, and Sexton simply got pounded on by Edwards. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Monarch pinned Unleaded with the Fall Of Western Civilization in 0:07:36. Rating: **** 1/4 [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Mark Paris pinned Isaac Bacitt with his special move in 0:18:24. Rating: ** 3/4 VIOLET: The LoS has had a great showing in this tournament, however Bacitt goes the way of the Racist Bastard and is eliminated. LEE: Monarch and Mark Paris advance into the quarters to face each other. Now THAT will be a really good matchup. VIOLET: Once again, that could be a main event anywhere in the world. Sure, Monarch is relatively unproven in the AGW but his VWA accomplishments speak for themselves. LEE: Then again, the VWA blew ass. But you ARE right, Monarch has done pretty damn well in this tourney. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Smooth Operator made Ice Cream Man submit to the Smooth Operation in 0:07:27. Rating: 1/4* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Righteous Bounty Hunter made Cactus Jack submit to a camel clutch in 0:03:03. Rating: *** VIOLET: The Bounty Hunter keeps the LoS dream alive by defeating Cactus Jack. And Smooth Operator defeats the rookie who beat Most Holy, Ice Cream Man. LEE: Beating a bonafide superstar like Ice Cream Man did, takes a lot of steam out of them. Beating two superstars in a row just wasn’t gonna happen. [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match Deathwish pinned Nebuchadnezzar with the The Falling Star in 0:05:19. Rating: -3/4* [AGW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT - Round 3]: No-Time-Limit-No-Countout-No-DQ-Match The Philadelphia Eagle made The KISS Demon submit to the NFL Drop in 0:07:02. Rating: *** VIOLET: And two underrated wrestlers fill out the brackets as Deathwish and the Philly Eagle will fight in the quarters. LEE: Damn, I don’t know about those last two, but any of the other 6 guys left in this tournament could be great champs. VIOLET: Well, varying degrees of great. Like I wouldn’t trust Michaels, Edwards or Paris to get anywhere near the title, but we will have to see who can move on. The quarterfinals are next. LEE: Damn, I think I might have to go with Monarch to win it all. He IS the King of the Rotten ya know? VIOLET: I know. And I will go with Smooth just because he is my brother-in-law. LEE: Once again, you prove to be nice and BIASED! VIOLET: Yup. Shawn Michaels faces Bryant Edwards NEXT!!! ~~~~~ They lock up. Bryant Edwards hits Shawn Michaels with a spinebuster slam. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Bryant Edwards takes Shawn Michaels down with a headbutt. Bryant Edwards whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it. Bryant Edwards hits Shawn Michaels with a kick. Bryant Edwards goes for a power bomb into a bridge, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. Shawn Michaels whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes, but Bryant Edwards reverses it. Bryant Edwards nails Shawn Michaels with a fist to the midsection. Bryant Edwards goes for an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker, but Shawn Michaels slides down his back. Shawn Michaels goes for a dropkick, but Bryant Edwards side-steps and Shawn Michaels only hits air. Bryant Edwards hits a flying forearm on Shawn Michaels. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Bryant Edwards nails Shawn Michaels with the Doctor Bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bryant Edwards runs into the ropes. Bryant Edwards misses with a shoulderblock. Bryant Edwards hits Shawn Michaels with a kick. Bryant Edwards climbs the second rope and looks out at the crowd.. Bryant Edwards places Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle. Bryant Edwards uses a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Shawn Michaels. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bryant Edwards hits a spinebuster slam on Shawn Michaels. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Bryant Edwards uses the Inverted Tiger Driver on Shawn Michaels. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Bryant Edwards hits a flapjack into diamond cutter on Shawn Michaels. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Bryant Edwards runs into the ropes. Bryant Edwards hits Shawn Michaels with a flapjack into diamond cutter. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Bryant Edwards nails Shawn Michaels with a front slam. Bryant Edwards uses a Northern Lights suplex on Shawn Michaels. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Both Michael Cross and Alex DiGiacomo jump up on the apron. Derek Aston tries to send them back down. Bryant Edwards hits Shawn Michaels with a German suplex. There is no referee to count. Derek Aston is back on the job. Bryant Edwards places Shawn Michaels on the turnbuckle. Bryant Edwards executes a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Shawn Michaels. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... Bryant Edwards whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes. Shawn Michaels executes a flying clothesline on Bryant Edwards. Shawn Michaels locks Bryant Edwards in an abdominal stretch. Bryant Edwards is struggling to reach the ropes. Bryant Edwards tries to escape the hold. Bryant Edwards reaches the ropes after being trapped for 25 seconds. Shawn Michaels goes for a dropkick, but Bryant Edwards side-steps and Shawn Michaels only hits air. Shawn Michaels begs off. Bryant Edwards takes Shawn Michaels down with a fallaway slam. Bryant Edwards goes for a front slam, but Shawn Michaels turns in mid-air and lands on him. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Shawn Michaels nails Bryant Edwards with a bodyslam. Shawn Michaels whips Bryant Edwards into the ropes. Bryant Edwards hits Shawn Michaels with the Running Forearm Smash. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. Shawn Michaels begs off. Bryant Edwards hits the T-bone suplex on Shawn Michaels. Bryant Edwards uses a Northern Lights suplex on Shawn Michaels. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The winner is Bryant Edwards. Time of match: 0:04:32 ~~~~~ VIOLET: That high impact offense doesn’t always work, but it did work here for Bryant Edwards as he dominated Shawn Michaels. LEE: You are right though. Too often these guys wanna be flashy with their moves while not mastering the basics. In the long run, that will lead to short careers. VIOLET: Very good point. Anyhow, Edwards will face the winner of this match in the semis. Here is Monarch vs. Mark Paris...... LEE: Ohhhhh man, this is gonna be good. ~~~~~ They lock up. Monarch chops Mark Paris. Monarch kicks Mark Paris. Mark Paris kicks Monarch. Monarch hits Mark Paris. Monarch punches Mark Paris. Monarch runs into the ropes. Monarch misses with an elbow. Mark Paris nails Monarch with a back heel kick. Mark Paris gets a chokehold on Monarch. Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris hits Monarch. Mark Paris kicks Monarch. Monarch hits Mark Paris. Mark Paris whips Monarch into the ropes. Monarch hits Mark Paris with a shoulderblock. Monarch runs into the ropes. Mark Paris locks Monarch in an abdominal stretch. Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds. Mark Paris attempts to place Monarch on the turnbuckle, but Monarch blocks it. Mark Paris kicks Monarch. Monarch chops Mark Paris. Mark Paris kicks Monarch. Monarch hits Mark Paris. Monarch hits Mark Paris. Monarch takes Mark Paris down with a German suplex. Monarch nails Mark Paris with a German suplex. Monarch goes for a German suplex, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris kicks Monarch. Mark Paris kicks Monarch. Mark Paris kicks Monarch. VIOLET: The two men are still feeling each other out. Mark Paris goes for a Samoan Drop, but Monarch counters it with a crucifix. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Monarch nails Mark Paris with a short clothesline. Mark Paris begs off. Monarch throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Monarch goes through the ropes. Monarch whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Monarch hits Mark Paris with a clothesline. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Monarch. Mark Paris is handed a bullrope. Mark Paris hits him with the bullrope. Mark Paris sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Monarch goes for a kick to the head, but Mark Paris ducks out of the way. Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Monarch blocks it. Monarch knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Monarch goes for the Fall Of Western Civilization, but Mark Paris blocks it. Monarch hits a spinning power bomb on Mark Paris. Monarch hits a headbutt on Mark Paris. Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!". Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!". Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!". LEE: Christ! We get the point, Monarch. Monarch goes for the Fall Of Western Civilization, but Mark Paris blocks it. Monarch sets up Mark Paris on the table. Monarch executes falling reverse DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: THAT is going to leave a mark. LEE: That did leave a Mark, laying amongst splinters. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris is busted wide open. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Monarch. Mark Paris hits a piledriver on Monarch. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. Mark Paris throws Monarch back into the ring. Mark Paris is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, shoulder up. Mark Paris whips Monarch into the ropes. Monarch executes a lariat on Mark Paris. Monarch is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Monarch shouts "Bow Before Monarch!". Mark Paris begs off. Monarch goes for a German suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a facerake. Mark Paris goes for an earringer, but Monarch counters it with a backdrop. Monarch uses a choke slam on Mark Paris. Monarch goes for the Texas cloverleaf, but Mark Paris kicks him off. Mark Paris attempts to place Monarch on the turnbuckle, but Monarch blocks it. Mark Paris attempts to place Monarch on the turnbuckle, but Monarch blocks it. Mark Paris whips Monarch into the ropes. Mark Paris goes for a bodyslam, but Monarch counters it with an elbowsmash. Monarch nails Mark Paris with a DDT. Monarch goes for an armbar submission, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris takes Monarch down with a back heel kick. Mark Paris throws Monarch out of the ring. Mark Paris jumps onto him with a baseball slide. Mark Paris goes for an earringer, but Monarch counters it with a backdrop. Ghetto Booty comes from behind, but Monarch nails Ghetto Booty. LEE: And Monarch takes some time to kick some Booty. Mark Paris whips Monarch into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts Monarch. Mark Paris is handed the chain. Mark Paris hits him with the chain. Mark Paris goes for a 450 splash, but Monarch rolls out of the way. Monarch knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Monarch goes for a running power bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a backdrop. Ghetto Booty comes from behind, but Monarch nails Ghetto Booty. Mark Paris nails Monarch with a Samoan Drop. Mark Paris whips Monarch into the guardrail. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. Mark Paris knocks Monarch into the ringsteps. Mark Paris grabs a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris hits Monarch with a Samoan Drop onto the chair. Mark Paris executes a DDT on Monarch. Mark Paris knocks Monarch into the ringpost. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris takes Monarch down with a Samoan Drop onto the chair. VIOLET: Two devastating Samoan drops onto a chair.....that hurts. LEE: Don’t count Monarch out yet though. Mark Paris throws Monarch back into the ring. Lou Cipher throws Monarch the garbage can, but Mark Paris intercepts it. Mark Paris hits Monarch with it and goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, three. The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:08:43 ~~~~ LEE: Oh, well now you can count Monarch out. VIOLET: Lou Cipher with one miscue that costs Monarch the match. The man does not interfere often....and that inexperience at getting involved could have cost them. LEE: Considering the fact that Monarch was out on his feet and Paris was on the advantage when the garbage can was thrown....how did he think Monarch was going to catch that? VIOLET: Anyhow, it is going to be Mark Paris against Bryant Edwards in the semifinals. LEE: Hey, do you remember the XWA? Neither do I. VIOLET: Smooth Operator is set to fight the Righteous Bounty Hunter. ~~~~~ They lock up. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Smooth Operator with an elbow. Righteous Bounty Hunter uses a bodyslam on Smooth Operator. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a choke slam, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator catches Righteous Bounty Hunter in a full nelson. Righteous Bounty Hunter is struggling to reach the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter is valiantly trying to break the hold. Smooth Operator lets go after 21 seconds. Smooth Operator uses a DDT on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Smooth Operator hits a front-layout suplex on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a flying lariat. Smooth Operator uses a Samoan Drop on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator misses with a shoulderblock. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Smooth Operator with a shoulderblock. Righteous Bounty Hunter runs into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Smooth Operator with a kick. Righteous Bounty Hunter runs into the ropes. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Smooth Operator with a shoulderblock. Righteous Bounty Hunter leaves the ring. He returns with a wire mesh panel. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes a swing at Smooth Operator with the wire mesh panel, but he gets out of the way. Smooth Operator snatches the wire mesh panel from him. Smooth Operator hits him with the wire mesh panel. Righteous Bounty Hunter is busted wide open. Smooth Operator hits a Hotshot on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Smooth Operator hits an enzuilariato on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Smooth Operator hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with an armdrag takedown. Smooth Operator throws Righteous Bounty Hunter out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. VIOLET: That panel busts RBH open...but he is on the advantage now. They're brawling inside the ring area. Righteous Bounty Hunter hits Smooth Operator with a choke slam. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Smooth Operator down with the Ace Crusher. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Smooth Operator down with an elbowdrop. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator uses a legsweep faceslam on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Smooth Operator takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a legsweep. Smooth Operator uses an enzuilariato on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Smooth Operator knocks Righteous Bounty Hunter into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the guardrail. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Righteous Bounty Hunter. Smooth Operator takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a neck snap. Smooth Operator takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a front-layout suplex. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator takes Righteous Bounty Hunter down with a DDT. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator sets up Righteous Bounty Hunter on the table. Smooth Operator executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. Smooth Operator hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a DDT. Smooth Operator whips Righteous Bounty Hunter into the guardrail. Smooth Operator hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a legsweep faceslam. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator hits Righteous Bounty Hunter with a flying lariat. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator sets up Righteous Bounty Hunter on the table. Smooth Operator tries to drive Righteous Bounty Hunter through the table with a flying kneedrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Righteous Bounty Hunter takes Smooth Operator down with a waistlock suplex. Righteous Bounty Hunter sets up a table. Righteous Bounty Hunter executes the Righteous Rampage on Smooth Operator on the concrete floor. Smooth Operator is out cold. Righteous Bounty Hunter whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. "Bullet" Bob Smith comes from behind, but Smooth Operator nails "Bullet" Bob Smith. Righteous Bounty Hunter goes for a bulldog, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator sets up Righteous Bounty Hunter on the table. Smooth Operator executes a diving headbutt through the table. The table is broken in half. LEE: Well, I have seen several tables broken in this one so far, as well as some bones. VIOLET: I didn’t really expect a hardcore match out of these two but that is what we are getting. LEE: It is a lot easier to bash people in the head with stuff than to wrestle them. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator throws Righteous Bounty Hunter back into the ring. Smooth Operator executes a jawbreaker on Righteous Bounty Hunter. Righteous Bounty Hunter loads his mask with a plate and headbutts him. Righteous Bounty Hunter nails Smooth Operator with the Russian Sickle. James Adams counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Smooth Operator's foot on the rope. VIOLET: The Hunter hits Smooth with an illegal object and then does his best imitation of Nikita Koloff there. LEE: Ahhhh Nikita would be proud of that Sickle. However, Jackie prevented it from gaining the victory. Smooth Operator shoots a fireball in his face. He goes for the pin. James Adams counts: One, two, three. Righteous Bounty Hunter complains about a fast count. The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:06:46 ~~~~~ VIOLET: While we are on the subject of the NWA....The Hunter did his best impression of Nikita Koloff and Smooth did his impression of Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert with that fireball. LEE: GenX sure do cheat a lot for a bunch of good guys. VIOLET: You have to cheat some when dealing with other cheaters. The Hunter almost had that match won, but Smooth made his last-ditch attack and it worked. So Smooth makes it to the final four. LEE: Just what we need. Smooth Operator as a champion again. VIOLET: That would be great! His opponent will be decided next, as Deathwish takes on the Philadelphia Eagle. ~~~~~ Deathwish attacks The Philadelphia Eagle before the bell. Deathwish hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a jumping elbow thrust. Deathwish executes the Inverted Tiger Driver on The Philadelphia Eagle. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Deathwish nails The Philadelphia Eagle with a flying headbutt. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish complains about a slow count. The Philadelphia Eagle hits Deathwish with an inside cradle. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Philadelphia Eagle runs his thumb accross his throat. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Deathwish into the ropes. The Philadelphia Eagle misses with a clothesline. Deathwish goes for a back heel kick, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with a legsweep. The Philadelphia Eagle runs his thumb accross his throat. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a splash, but Deathwish rolls out of the way. Deathwish whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the ropes, but The Philadelphia Eagle reverses it. The Philadelphia Eagle uses a kick to the midsection on Deathwish. The Philadelphia Eagle throws Deathwish out of the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle goes through the ropes. The Philadelphia Eagle reenters the ring. Deathwish follows him back in. The Philadelphia Eagle runs into the ropes. Deathwish hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a shoulderblock. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish goes for a short lariat, but The Philadelphia Eagle blocks it. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Deathwish into the ropes. The Philadelphia Eagle executes rolling clothesline on Deathwish. The Philadelphia Eagle hits a power bomb into a bridge on Deathwish. Derek Aston counts: One, kickout. The Philadelphia Eagle runs his thumb accross his throat. The Philadelphia Eagle leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. The Philadelphia Eagle sets up the chair. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the turnbuckle. Deathwish runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Philadelphia Eagle moves out of the way. The Philadelphia Eagle places Deathwish on the turnbuckle. The Philadelphia Eagle uses a top-rope Death Valley Driver on Deathwish. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a single arm DDT, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the turnbuckle, but The Philadelphia Eagle reverses it. The Philadelphia Eagle runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Deathwish moves out of the way. Deathwish hits an eye gouge on The Philadelphia Eagle. Derek Aston removes the chair from the ring. Deathwish uses a Hotshot on The Philadelphia Eagle. Deathwish runs is thumb across his throut. Deathwish throws The Philadelphia Eagle out of the ring. Deathwish goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for the ChokeBomb, but Deathwish blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. The Philadelphia Eagle takes Deathwish down with the T-bone suplex. The Dream Coach comes from behind and distracts Deathwish. The Philadelphia Eagle knocks Deathwish into the ringpost. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts The Philadelphia Eagle. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star on The Philadelphia Eagle on the concrete floor. Deathwish takes The Philadelphia Eagle down with a low blow. Deathwish goes for the The Falling Star, but The Philadelphia Eagle blocks it. Deathwish reenters the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle follows him back in. The Philadelphia Eagle brings the table into the ring. Deathwish runs into the ropes. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a short lariat, but Deathwish counters it with a crucifix. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish punches The Philadelphia Eagle. Deathwish punches The Philadelphia Eagle. Deathwish uses a jack-knife power bomb on The Philadelphia Eagle. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish goes for a split legged moonsault, but The Philadelphia Eagle gets his knees up. The Philadelphia Eagle hits a flying dropkick on Deathwish. The Philadelphia Eagle attempts to place Deathwish on the turnbuckle, but Deathwish blocks it. The Philadelphia Eagle sets up Deathwish on the table. The Philadelphia Eagle executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. The Philadelphia Eagle locks Deathwish in a chokehold. Deathwish is struggling to reach the ropes. Deathwish reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The Philadelphia Eagle places Deathwish on the turnbuckle. The Philadelphia Eagle goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish throws The Philadelphia Eagle off the turnbuckle. Deathwish nails The Philadelphia Eagle with a jack-knife power bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish nails The Philadelphia Eagle with a slingshot facebuster. Deathwish is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. Deathwish hits a split legged moonsault on The Philadelphia Eagle. Deathwish nails The Philadelphia Eagle with an eye gouge. Deathwish hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a jumping elbow thrust. Deathwish goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with a bulldog. In turn, Deathwish counters it with a low blow. Deathwish throws The Philadelphia Eagle out of the ring. Deathwish jumps onto him with a Springboard Moonsault. Deathwish goes for a spinning power bomb, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with an enzuilariato. The Philadelphia Eagle knocks Deathwish into the ringsteps. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts The Philadelphia Eagle. Deathwish is handed a pen. Deathwish hits him with the pen. Deathwish sets up a table. Deathwish hits a flying headbutt on The Philadelphia Eagle. Deathwish knocks The Philadelphia Eagle into the ringsteps. Deathwish whips The Philadelphia Eagle into the guardrail. Deathwish hits The Philadelphia Eagle with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Deathwish goes for the The Falling Star, but The Philadelphia Eagle counters it with a knee pull-up. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Deathwish into the guardrail. The Philadelphia Eagle whips Deathwish into the guardrail. The Philadelphia Eagle takes Deathwish down with a thrust kick to the head. The Philadelphia Eagle throws Deathwish back into the ring. The Philadelphia Eagle runs into the ropes. The Philadelphia Eagle misses with an elbow. Deathwish misses with a kick. Deathwish hits The Philadelphia Eagle with a backdrop. Deathwish is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, three. The winner is Deathwish. Time of match: 0:07:13 ~~~~~ VIOLET: The Eagle landed quite awkwardly after the back body drop, and Deathwish quickly went for the cover. A lackluster ending, but just as effective as any other finish. LEE: The Eagle had a lot of offense in that match which surprises me.....isn’t he a defensive lineman? VIOLET: Beats me, I hate football. LEE: Yeah, I think he is. If only Buddy Ryan was around, then the Eagle would be unstoppable. VIOLET: I have no idea who that is but I will have to take your word for it. The final 4 are set. Mark Paris will take on Bryant Edwards while Deathwish fights Smooth Operator. LEE: Dang, this has turned out quite well. The fans are really into it. Especially since they get to see two guys they hate pound on each other. VIOLET: That’s true. Mark Paris and Bryant Edwards will duke it out next. ~~~~~ They lock up. Bryant Edwards throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Bryant Edwards uses a vertical facebuster on Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris goes for a tornado DDT, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a belly-to-back suplex. Bryant Edwards whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards is handed the spiked glove. Bryant Edwards hits him with the spiked glove. Mark Paris is busted wide open. VIOLET: Edwards is trying to weaken Paris by bloodying him up. Bryant Edwards goes for a hiptoss, but Mark Paris reverses it. Mark Paris throws Bryant Edwards back into the ring. Mark Paris goes for a Samoan Drop, but Bryant Edwards counters it with an elbowsmash. Bryant Edwards throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Bryant Edwards knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Ghetto Booty comes from behind, but Bryant Edwards nails Ghetto Booty. Mark Paris nails Bryant Edwards with a Samoan Drop. Ghetto Booty comes from behind and distracts Bryant Edwards. Mark Paris whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. Mark Paris goes for the Extreme Measure, but Bryant Edwards counters it with an arm bite. Bryant Edwards takes Mark Paris down with a Northern Lights suplex. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bryant Edwards is handed the spiked glove. Bryant Edwards hits him with the spiked glove. Bryant Edwards goes for an Exploder suplex, but Mark Paris blocks it. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Bryant Edwards. Mark Paris takes Bryant Edwards down with a back heel kick. Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts Bryant Edwards. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Bryant Edwards on the concrete floor. Bryant Edwards is out cold. LEE: Rachel and Jenna both took turns distracting Edwards and with two beauties like that, it ain’t too surprising that he got distracted. VIOLET: Rachel is very pretty, however, she is still the black sheep of our family....luckily, she is only a cousin. LEE: Yeah, but I hear that Michaels has gotten to Rose. VIOLET: Don’t remind me. Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Bryant Edwards side-steps and Mark Paris only hits air. Michael Cross comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Michael Cross. Bryant Edwards goes for a front slam, but Mark Paris turns in mid-air and lands on him. Mark Paris throws Bryant Edwards back into the ring. Mark Paris whips Bryant Edwards into the turnbuckle, but Bryant Edwards reverses it. Bryant Edwards whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Bryant Edwards with an elbow. Mark Paris places Bryant Edwards on the turnbuckle. Mark Paris leaves the ring. He returns with a chair. Mark Paris sets up the chair. Mark Paris executes a belly-to-back superplex onto the chair on Bryant Edwards. LEE: A chiropractor’s nightmare! Mark Paris goes for an earringer, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Bryant Edwards goes through the ropes. Bryant Edwards knocks Mark Paris into the ringpost. Michael Cross comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Michael Cross. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Rachel Morris comes from behind and distracts Bryant Edwards. Mark Paris executes a back heel kick on Bryant Edwards. Mark Paris goes for a piledriver, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a backdrop Bryant Edwards knocks Mark Paris into the ringpost. Bryant Edwards sets up a table. Bryant Edwards sets up Mark Paris on the table. Bryant Edwards executes a jumping DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bryant Edwards is handed a motor cycle helmet. Bryant Edwards hits him with the motor cycle helmet. Bryant Edwards goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Mark Paris counters it with a low blow. Bryant Edwards is busted wide open. VIOLET: It looks like Edwards busted his own head open by using that motorcycle helmet. LEE: He didn’t read the safety instructions I guess. Mark Paris uses a DDT on Bryant Edwards. Mark Paris whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. Mark Paris goes for a 450 splash, but Bryant Edwards gets his knees up. Bryant Edwards uses a headbutt on Mark Paris. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. Ghetto Booty comes from behind, but Bryant Edwards nails Ghetto Booty. Mark Paris goes for a bulldog headlock, but Bryant Edwards counters it with the torture rack. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Bryant Edwards blocks it. Bryant Edwards sets up a table. Bryant Edwards whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards takes Mark Paris down with a vertical facebuster. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards goes for a spinebuster slam, but Mark Paris counters it with a sunset flip. Mark Paris uses an earringer on Bryant Edwards. Mark Paris sets up Bryant Edwards on the table. Mark Paris executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Bryant Edwards on the concrete floor. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bryant Edwards is handed a hockey stick. Bryant Edwards hits him with the hockey stick. Bryant Edwards goes for a hiptoss, but Mark Paris counters it with a backslide. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris is handed a sheet of glass. Mark Paris takes a swing at Bryant Edwards with the sheet of glass, but he gets out of the way. Bryant Edwards snatches the sheet of glass from him. Bryant Edwards hits him with the sheet of glass. Bryant Edwards sets up Mark Paris on the table. Bryant Edwards executes a Northern Lights bomb through the table. The table didn't break. They're brawling inside the ring area. Hollywood Fenris comes from behind, but Bryant Edwards nails Hollywood Fenris. Mark Paris hits a piledriver on Bryant Edwards. Mark Paris goes for a football tackle, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a DDT . Bryant Edwards sets up Mark Paris on the table. Bryant Edwards executes a flying headbutt through the table. The table is broken in half. Bryant Edwards takes Mark Paris down with the Inverted Tiger Driver. Bryant Edwards sets up a table. Bryant Edwards whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards executes a flying forearm on Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Bryant Edwards sets up Mark Paris on the table. Bryant Edwards executes the Final Goodbye through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Mark Paris is getting utterly destroyed in there by Edwards. LEE: It looks like those earlier injuries of Paris are starting to take their toll. Bryant Edwards goes for a choke bomb, but Mark Paris blocks it. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Bryant Edwards goes for a headbutt, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris takes Bryant Edwards down with a Samoan Drop. Mark Paris hits Bryant Edwards with a tornado DDT. Mark Paris is handed the sap glove. Mark Paris hits him with the sap glove. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Bryant Edwards on the concrete floor. Bryant Edwards is out cold. Mark Paris sets up Bryant Edwards on the table. Mark Paris executes a belly-to-back superplex through the table. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: But Mark comes right back with some high impact maneuvers of his own. Mark Paris hits Bryant Edwards with a piledriver. Michael Cross comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Michael Cross. Bryant Edwards sets up a table. Bryant Edwards whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Bryant Edwards takes Mark Paris down with a headbutt. Bryant Edwards is handed the spiked glove. Bryant Edwards hits him with the spiked glove. Bryant Edwards nails Mark Paris with a fallaway slam. Michael Cross comes from behind, but Mark Paris nails Michael Cross. Bryant Edwards hits the Running Forearm Smash on Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards takes Mark Paris down with a legsweep. Bryant Edwards hits him with the spiked glove. Bryant Edwards hits a hiptoss on Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Bryant Edwards sets up Mark Paris on the table. Bryant Edwards tries to final goodbye Mark Paris through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. Mark Paris whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris is handed a frying pan. Mark Paris hits him with the frying pan. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards hits a jumping DDT on Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards climbs the second rope and looks out at the crowd.. Bryant Edwards goes for a headbutt, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris chokes him with a frying pan. Mark Paris hits Bryant Edwards with a piledriver. Mark Paris whips Bryant Edwards into the guardrail. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Bryant Edwards ducks out of the way. Bryant Edwards takes Mark Paris down with a Northern Lights bomb. Michael Cross comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards executes a jumping DDT on Mark Paris. Bryant Edwards sets up Mark Paris on the table. Bryant Edwards tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it. Mark Paris throws Bryant Edwards back into the ring. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Bryant Edwards counters it with a legsweep. Bryant Edwards is going for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, in the ropes... VIOLET: That legsweep almost dazed Paris enough to get the three....but he has great ring presence. Bryant Edwards is bleeding like hell. Mark Paris executes a superkick to the solar-plexus. He goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, Michael Cross distracts Darren Lloyd. Mark Paris hits Bryant Edwards with a piledriver. Mark Paris gives the sign for the Extreme Measure. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Bryant Edwards. There is no referee there to ask Bryant Edwards. Darren Lloyd is back on the job. Bryant Edwards tries to escape the hold. Bryant Edwards is inching his way towards the ropes. Bryant Edwards is close to passing out from the pain. VIOLET: This could be it! The Extreme Measure is a painful hold and Edwards is looking out of it. Darren Lloyd asks Bryant Edwards if he's had enough. Bryant Edwards shakes his head. Bryant Edwards is writhing in pain. Darren Lloyd asks Bryant Edwards if he's still there. Bryant Edwards nods. Darren Lloyd checks Bryant Edwards's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Bryant Edwards fights his way out of the hold after 32 seconds. Mark Paris executes a superkick to the solar-plexus. He goes for the pin. Darren Lloyd counts: One, two, three. The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:20:12 ~~~~~ VIOLET: And Mark Paris does it. He kicked the weakened Edwards once again in the Solar Plexus and it is hard to get your wind back after a wellplaced shot there. LEE: I am simply amazed that Paris can be out of wrestling for months and months and come back as good as ever. VIOLET: Amazing what cleaning your act up outside of the ring can do. LEE: Hey, I hear a rumor that Ice Cream Man is Mark Paris’ own personal dealer. VIOLET: And I also hear a rumor that you are a moron. LEE: And I hear a rumor that Smooth Operator is hepped up on mad sassy steroids. VIOLET: Oh please. I won’t even dignify that with a comment. Smooth Operator takes on Deathwish next. ~~~~~ They lock up. Smooth Operator throws Deathwish out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator sets up Deathwish on the table. Smooth Operator executes a DDT through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator hits a forearm smash on Deathwish. Smooth Operator sets up Deathwish on the table. Smooth Operator tries to drive Deathwish through the table with a reverse flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. VIOLET: Smooth is not wasting any time in using the tables. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Smooth Operator nails Susan Blake. Deathwish is handed a section of the ringside guardrail. Deathwish takes a swing at Smooth Operator with the section of the ringside guardrail, but he gets out of the way. Smooth Operator snatches the section of the ringside guardrail from him. Smooth Operator hits him with the section of the ringside guardrail. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind, but Deathwish nails Miss Jacqueline. Smooth Operator throws Deathwish back into the ring. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator takes Deathwish down with a headbutt. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Smooth Operator uses a Hotshot on Deathwish. Smooth Operator nails Deathwish with a headbutt. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator executes a European uppercut on Deathwish. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the ropes. Smooth Operator misses with a shoulderblock. Deathwish takes Smooth Operator down with a thrust kick to the head. Deathwish goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Smooth Operator counters it with a low blow. Deathwish bumps into Mike Kwolek. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the ropes. Deathwish uses a thrust kick to the head on Smooth Operator. Deathwish nails Smooth Operator with a jumping elbow thrust. Deathwish nails Smooth Operator with a short lariat. There is no referee to count. Deathwish is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, kickout. Deathwish takes Smooth Operator down with a springboard legdrop. Deathwish goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Smooth Operator ducks out of the way. Smooth Operator goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Deathwish counters it with a punch. Deathwish takes Smooth Operator down with a back heel kick. Deathwish executes a Hotshot on Smooth Operator. Deathwish is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Deathwish hits a kick to the groin on Smooth Operator. Deathwish goes for a 450 splash, but Smooth Operator gets his knees up. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator goes for a short lariat, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish goes for a dropkick from the second rope, but Smooth Operator side-steps and Deathwish only hits air. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator goes for a forearm smash, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish goes for a springboard bulldog, but Smooth Operator side-steps and Deathwish only hits air. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the ropes, but Deathwish reverses it. Deathwish and Smooth Operator get hit with a double clothesline. Deathwish executes a low blow on Smooth Operator. Deathwish goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Smooth Operator counters it with a Gorilla Press. Smooth Operator takes Deathwish down with a diving headbutt. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator goes for a short lariat, but Deathwish counters it with a crucifix. Mike Kwolek counts: One, kickout. Deathwish runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a clothesline. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator takes Deathwish down with a short lariat. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, shoulder up. Smooth Operator throws Deathwish out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator nails Deathwish with a European uppercut. Smooth Operator knocks Deathwish into the ringpost. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Smooth Operator goes for a neck snap, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Deathwish goes for a back heel kick, but Smooth Operator counters it with a legsweep. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with an enzuilariato. Smooth Operator nails Deathwish with a legsweep. Smooth Operator throws Deathwish back into the ring. Smooth Operator nails Deathwish with a Russian legsweep. VIOLET: Smooth Operator with a series of offense. LEE: He has pretty much the same series of offense everytime he goes out of the ring. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. LEE: And Smooth loves the crowd. Some hero! VIOLET: The fans love him. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the turnbuckle, but Deathwish reverses it. Deathwish charges in with a handspring elbow. Deathwish takes Smooth Operator down with a back heel kick. Deathwish hits a thrust kick to the head on Smooth Operator. Deathwish goes for a Hotshot, but Smooth Operator counters it with a lariat. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the ropes. Deathwish misses with a clothesline. Smooth Operator executes an armdrag takedown on Deathwish. Smooth Operator kicks Deathwish. Smooth Operator kicks Deathwish. Deathwish chops Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish. Smooth Operator punches Deathwish. Smooth Operator throws Deathwish out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator sets up Deathwish on the table. Smooth Operator tries to drive Deathwish through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it. Deathwish whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Deathwish nails Smooth Operator with the T-bone suplex. Deathwish sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Deathwish executes a split legged moonsault through the table. The table is broken in half. LEE: Very impressive....... They're brawling inside the ring area. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Deathwish whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Deathwish hits a jumping elbow thrust on Smooth Operator. Deathwish is handed the tire iron. Deathwish hits him with the tire iron. Deathwish sets up a table. Deathwish sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Deathwish executes a brain buster through the table. The table is broken in half. Deathwish whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Deathwish goes for the The Falling Star, but Smooth Operator counters it with a roll away. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator takes Deathwish down with a legsweep. Smooth Operator chokes him with . Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Smooth Operator nails Deathwish with a diving headbutt. Susan Blake comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Deathwish throws Smooth Operator back into the ring. Deathwish brings the table into the ring. Smooth Operator sets up Deathwish on the table. Smooth Operator tries to drive Deathwish through the table with a diving headbutt, but he blocks it. Deathwish punches Smooth Operator. Deathwish hits Smooth Operator. Deathwish hits Smooth Operator. Deathwish goes for a clawhold, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator nails Deathwish with a legsweep. Smooth Operator goes for a DDT, but Deathwish blocks it. Deathwish uses the T-bone suplex on Smooth Operator. Deathwish sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Deathwish executes the The Falling Star through the table. The table is broken in half. LEE: Deathwish certainly does not want to make things easy for your precious Smooth. VIOLET: Deathwish has always been a top wrestler here in the AGW, especially underrated in singles competition. Deathwish goes for a backspin DDT, but Smooth Operator counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Susan Blake distracts Mike Kwolek. Deathwish whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Deathwish misses with a shoulderblock. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with an elbow. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. There is no referee to count. Susan Blake enters the ring and hits Smooth Operator with the Mace. Smooth Operator is out cold. Mike Kwolek is back on the job. Deathwish kicks Smooth Operator. Deathwish chops Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator kicks Deathwish. Smooth Operator chops Deathwish. Smooth Operator hits him with . Smooth Operator goes for a front facelock, but Deathwish counters it with a low blow. Deathwish goes for a short lariat, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator hits Deathwish with a legsweep. Smooth Operator goes for an armdrag takedown, but Deathwish counters it with a lariat. Deathwish hits a flying headbutt on Smooth Operator. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, Miss Jacqueline puts Smooth Operator's foot on the rope. LEE: Jackie saves Smooth once again. What would he do without her? Deathwish executes a jumping elbow thrust on Smooth Operator. Deathwish whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Miss Jacqueline pulls down the top rope. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator sets up a table. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator takes Deathwish down with a European uppercut. Smooth Operator takes Deathwish down with a Samoan Drop. Smooth Operator sets up Deathwish on the table. Smooth Operator executes a flying kneedrop through the table. The table is broken in half. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator takes Deathwish down with a Hotshot. Smooth Operator whips Deathwish into the guardrail. Susan Blake comes from behind, but Smooth Operator nails Susan Blake. Deathwish throws Smooth Operator back into the ring. Deathwish hits a kick to the groin on Smooth Operator. Deathwish goes for a 450 splash, but Miss Jacqueline shoves him off the turnbuckle. Mike Kwolek threatens Smooth Operator with disqualification. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Mike Kwolek counts: One, two, in the ropes.. VIOLET: Jackie knocks the highflyer off the rope and he is hurting..... Smooth Operator gives the sign for the Smooth Operation. Smooth Operator executes the Smooth Operation on Deathwish. Deathwish summons one last burst of energy. Deathwish submits after 12 seconds. The winner is Smooth Operator. Time of match: 0:17:47 ~~~~~ VIOLET: It was academic. Smooth Operator slapped on the Operation and it was all over. LEE: As I keep saying, he sure does act heelish for a good guy.....crafty and heelish. VIOLET: You do what you gotta do to win it all. LEE: Well, he certainly has been winning tonight. He already has tag gold with Anaconda and he will get either the IC or World Title as well. VIOLET: I hope Katrina is so proud of him. I know I am. LEE: Blah, family values. VIOLET: Mark Paris has come down to the ring now. He and Smooth Operator will fight it out in what should be a legendary match for the AGW World Title. ~~~~~ They lock up. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the turnbuckle. Smooth Operator charges in with a clothesline. Smooth Operator runs into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Mark Paris with a kick. Smooth Operator catches Mark Paris in a full nelson. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with a kick. Smooth Operator hits Mark Paris with a clothesline. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Smooth Operator hits Mark Paris with a clothesline. VIOLET: Smooth is cooking. Clothesline after clothesline and he is wearing Paris down in the old fashioned way. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Mark Paris. Smooth Operator goes for a European uppercut, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris takes Smooth Operator down with a DDT. Mark Paris puts Smooth Operator in a sleeperhold. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris hits a tornado DDT on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Mark Paris catches Smooth Operator in a sleeperhold. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. LEE: Paris keeps trying to put Smooth to sleep but Smooth is too big....he can reach the ropes with ease at this time of the match. Mark Paris executes a tornado DDT on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris nails Smooth Operator with a football tackle. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the ropes, but Smooth Operator reverses it. Mark Paris misses with an elbow. Smooth Operator goes for an armdrag takedown, but Mark Paris counters it with a backslide. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Paris goes for an avalanche, but Smooth Operator side-steps and Mark Paris only hits air. Smooth Operator goes for a DDT, but Mark Paris counters it with a small package. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. VIOLET: After the feeling out at the beginning, it has become a game of counters. LEE: These two are longtime AGW wrestlers, and they have fought numerous times before in tournaments and other matches. Mark Paris executes an avalanche on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. Mark Paris puts Smooth Operator in a bow-and-arrow submission. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds. Mark Paris hits a tornado DDT on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris hits Smooth Operator with a 450 splash. Derek Aston counts: One, two, kickout. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. LEE: Well, I give him that, he is pretty damn great. Mark Paris catches Smooth Operator in a bow-and-arrow submission. Smooth Operator is struggling to reach the ropes. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Mark Paris takes Smooth Operator down with a football tackle. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Smooth Operator uses an enzuilariato on Mark Paris. Mark Paris begs off. Smooth Operator takes Mark Paris down with a flying lariat. Smooth Operator locks Mark Paris in a short arm scissors. Mark Paris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds. VIOLET: Smooth is such an expert at submission holds....something most big men never grasp. He uses his weight to add more and more pressure to holds. LEE: And the roids too. Smooth Operator goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a low blow. Mark Paris goes for an avalanche, but Smooth Operator side-steps and Mark Paris only hits air. Smooth Operator throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator hits an armdrag takedown on Mark Paris. Smooth Operator hits an armdrag takedown on Mark Paris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator goes for a Samoan Drop, but Mark Paris counters it with a sunset flip. Mark Paris reenters the ring. Smooth Operator follows him back in. Mark Paris chops Smooth Operator. Mark Paris punches Smooth Operator. Mark Paris nails Smooth Operator with a DDT. Mark Paris catches Smooth Operator in a chokehold. Smooth Operator breaks the hold after 5 seconds. Smooth Operator goes for a Samoan Drop, but Mark Paris counters it with a crucifix. Derek Aston counts: One, two, shoulder up. VIOLET: Paris cinched in that crucifix but Smooth is still able to kick out. Mark Paris goes for a sleeperhold, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator chops Mark Paris. Mark Paris chops Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator kicks Mark Paris. Mark Paris kicks Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator punches Mark Paris. Smooth Operator hits Mark Paris. Mark Paris hits Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator punches Mark Paris. Smooth Operator uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Mark Paris. Smooth Operator takes Mark Paris down with a neck snap. Smooth Operator puts Mark Paris in a half Boston. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Smooth Operator goes for a front facelock, but Mark Paris counters it with an inverted atomic drop. Mark Paris hits a tornado DDT on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris reminds the crowd how great he is. VIOLET: That tornado DDT rocked Smooth Operator. LEE: Smooth is set up....look out, the Extreme Measure!!!! Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Smooth Operator. Smooth Operator is struggling to reach the ropes. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. Smooth Operator is valiantly trying to break the hold. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. Smooth Operator is writhing in pain. Derek Aston checks Smooth Operator's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! Smooth Operator fights his way out of the hold after 29 seconds. VIOLET: Smooth breaks out of the Extreme Measure and now he is on the offensive. The crowd is behind him and his adrenaline is pumping. Smooth Operator hits Mark Paris with a kneelift. Smooth Operator goes for a forearm smash, but Mark Paris blocks it. Mark Paris hits a football tackle on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris executes an avalanche on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris catches Smooth Operator in a chokehold. Smooth Operator reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Mark Paris executes an earringer on Smooth Operator. LEE: So much for that adrenaline. Smooth tried to hulk up but reality set in. Mark Paris uses a DDT on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris goes for a sleeperhold, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator hits Mark Paris with a belly-to-belly suplex. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the ropes. Mark Paris misses with a clothesline. Mark Paris hits Smooth Operator with a shoulderblock. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the ropes. Mark Paris hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. Smooth Operator falls out of the ring. Mark Paris goes for a head tope, but Smooth Operator moves out of the way. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator hits a European uppercut on Mark Paris. Smooth Operator goes for a front-layout suplex, but Mark Paris counters it with a small package. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Smooth Operator on the concrete floor. Smooth Operator is out cold. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Smooth Operator counters it with a backdrop. Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator hits the Doctor Bomb on Mark Paris. Smooth Operator goes for an enzuilariato, but Mark Paris counters it with a single-leg takedown. Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Mark Paris sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Mark Paris executes a power bomb through the table. The table is broken in half. LEE: BIG POWERBOMB!!! Smooth is laid out on the outside. VIOLET: Oh my gosh, Paris is looking to hurt Smooth here. Mark Paris executes a 450 splash on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Mark Paris knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. They're brawling inside the ring area. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator nails Mark Paris with a legsweep. Smooth Operator knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Hollywood Fenris comes from behind, but Smooth Operator nails Hollywood Fenris. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. VIOLET: DAMN THAT POSSE!!!! LEE: Hey, Mark Paris is smart. He got all his buddies together to come out and give him assists. Great to see Hollywood Fenris back by the way. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris hits Smooth Operator with the Hardcore Revolution. Mark Paris hits a tornado DDT on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Smooth Operator counters it with a legsweep. Smooth Operator knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator hits Mark Paris with a kneelift. Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Mark Paris goes for the Hardcore Revolution, but Smooth Operator blocks it. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris nails Smooth Operator with a tornado DDT. Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Smooth Operator on the concrete floor. Mark Paris sets up Smooth Operator on the table. Mark Paris executes a Tombstone through the table. The table is broken in half. LEE: Ooooooo......this is almost inhumane....I like it! Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Miss Jacqueline comes from behind and distracts Mark Paris. They're brawling inside the ring area. Jenna Jameson comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Mark Paris knocks Smooth Operator into the ringpost. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Mark Paris sets up a table. Mark Paris knocks Smooth Operator into the ringsteps. Mark Paris grabs a chair. Mark Paris takes a running start and springs off the chair. Mark Paris goes for the Hardcore Revolution, but Smooth Operator throws him off. VIOLET: Smooth getting some momentum back. He had the heads-up to toss Paris off of him. Now can he capitalize? Ghetto Booty comes from behind and distracts Smooth Operator. Mark Paris goes for the Hardcore Revolution, but Smooth Operator counters it with a three point stance. LEE: Well, he might. That was a well placed tackle on Paris. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Mark Paris is busted wide open. Smooth Operator throws Mark Paris back into the ring. Smooth Operator brings the table into the ring. Mark Paris takes Smooth Operator down with a legsweep. Mark Paris is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. VIOLET: Smooth almost got pinned there. LEE: He was too busy bringing the table into the ring that Paris simply knocked his feet out from under him. The table crashed down on Smooth’s head too. Mark Paris uses a tornado DDT on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris hits Smooth Operator with a DDT. LEE: And not, Mark Paris is crashing down on Smooth’s head. Both Ghetto Booty and Miss Jacqueline jump up on the apron. Derek Aston tries to send them back down. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the turnbuckle. Mark Paris executes an avalanche on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris executes a back elbow on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris executes a running powerslam on Smooth Operator. There is no referee to count. LEE: Hey ref, do your job. VIOLET: Paris has already counted 3 himself, but he is not the official ref. Derek Aston is back on the job. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. LEE: Damn, that would have been over if the ref wasn’t so stupid! VIOLET: Paris with another DDT but Smooth isn’t budging!! Mark Paris goes for a DDT, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator sets up Mark Paris on the table. Smooth Operator tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a reverse flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. LEE: How many times does he have to crash through a table before he realizes it isn’t such a good idea some of the time? Mark Paris executes an avalanche on Smooth Operator. Mark Paris throws Smooth Operator out of the ring. Mark Paris goes for a head tope, but Smooth Operator moves out of the way. Smooth Operator takes Mark Paris down with a flying lariat. Smooth Operator knocks Mark Paris into the ringsteps. Smooth Operator hits a European uppercut on Mark Paris. Smooth Operator gives the crowd the finger. Smooth Operator uses a flying lariat on Mark Paris. VIOLET: Flying lariat nearly takes the head of Paris off. Smooth can taste the championship gold! Smooth Operator sets up a table. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator sets up Mark Paris on the table. Smooth Operator tries to drive Mark Paris through the table with a reverse flying elbowdrop, but he moves out of the way. The table is broken in half. LEE: He can taste it so bad that it is distracting him. He obviously forgot that his elbow thingie failed the last ten times he has tried it. VIOLET: Mark Paris looks to take advantage once again. Mark Paris whips Smooth Operator into the guardrail. Mark Paris executes a tornado DDT on Smooth Operator. They're brawling inside the ring area. Mark Paris goes for a back heel kick, but Smooth Operator blocks it. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator reenters the ring. Mark Paris follows him back in. Mark Paris begs off. Smooth Operator throws Mark Paris out of the ring. Smooth Operator goes through the ropes. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator hits Mark Paris with an armdrag takedown. Smooth Operator uses a European uppercut on Mark Paris. LEE: Smooth is making this into a brawl for sure. Smooth Operator sets up a table. VIOLET AND LEE: DO NOT DO IT, SMOOTH!!!!! Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the guardrail. Smooth Operator throws Mark Paris back into the ring. LEE: Hey, I think he heard us. What a buffoon. VIOLET: I think Smooth sees that he can do a few more moves and Paris will be done with. Smooth Operator hits a kneelift on Mark Paris. Smooth Operator punches Mark Paris. Smooth Operator kicks Mark Paris. Smooth Operator kicks Mark Paris. Smooth Operator hits Mark Paris with the Doctor Bomb. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Smooth Operator hits the Doctor Bomb on Mark Paris. Derek Aston counts: One, two, in the ropes... VIOLET: Dual Doctor bombs, but Mark Paris is still managing to kick out. LEE: I can’t say either of these guys have a LOT of fight left in them, but neither want to settle for anything but a win. Smooth Operator nails Mark Paris with a Samoan Drop. Smooth Operator is going for the pin. Derek Aston counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Smooth Operator hits a DDT on Mark Paris. Mark Paris begs off. Smooth Operator puts Mark Paris in a bow-and-arrow submission. Mark Paris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. LEE: Paris lucky that he was close to the ropes or he probably would have been forced to submit. Smooth Operator takes Mark Paris down with a diving headbutt. Smooth Operator whips Mark Paris into the ropes, but Mark Paris reverses it. Mark Paris hits Smooth Operator with a clothesline. VIOLET: That was a last ditch effort. Paris with a powerful clothesline knocking Smooth Operator to the canvas, but both men are down. LEE: It seems like Paris has a little energy left..... Mark Paris executes the Extreme Measure on Smooth Operator. LEE: Amazing! he has hooked the Extreme Measure on Smooth. Smooth Operator is valiantly trying to break the hold. Smooth Operator is inching his way towards the ropes. Smooth Operator tries to escape the hold. VIOLET: Smooth is inching towards the ropes. Come on Smooth!!!! Smooth Operator tries to fight the pain. LEE: Damn, Paris has this one cinched in. Smooth Operator submits after 16 seconds. The winner is Mark Paris. Time of match: 0:24:15 ~~~~~~ VIOLET: Oh my gosh! Mark Paris has returned to the AGW and captured the AGW World Title!!! Smooth Operator gains the Intercontinental Title. LEE: Paris has been gone for months but I think rehab did do him well. He CLEANLY defeated Smooth Operator in one of the best matches I think I have ever seen. VIOLET: I think the whole factor of it being clean kind of shocked me, I hand it to him despite his posse.....which is almost unfair to have. LEE: You tell him that, Vi. Anyhow, congrats go out to both these men. VIOLET: Indeed, a huge congratulations to Smooth Operator. He came in here wanting the World Title, but getting the World Tag belts and the IC Title is a tremendous effort. LEE: I bet he is one tired fellow though. And Mark Paris had to deal with a couple beatings tonight courtesy of Corporation X and all of his opponents in the tourneys. VIOLET: Speed Racer is in the ring where Mark Paris and Smooth Operator are standing with their managers. He has a mic. SPEED: First off, congratulations to both of you for being in the finals of the tournament. You two have put on a hell of a show for the fans here in LA tonight, and I think you should be appreciated. Show them some love, fans!!! (the entire Staples Center goes ballistic with cheers) SPEED: Let me also congratulate “Showtime” Scott Stevens, “The Survivor” Tom Tennant, Kerri Billings, Jimmy Crush, The LoS 3-man squad, and Big and Smooth for their title victories. Now Smooth...... (the crowd hushes as the longtime enemies go face to face) SPEED: I didn’t get a chance to catch you in the back earlier in the night, but believe me when I say I have no more conspiracies or the like against you. The REAL Corporation is dead and thus, so is my rivalry with you. Sure, one day I’ll probably step in the ring with you, but only as a competitor not an enemy. Smooth, you have been through a lot in the past couple of years including being looked over when it came to title shots and the like. I simply didn’t think you had it in you any longer, but I heard that you had been training during the AGWs off-time, as if you expected it to come back. In fact, I find it ironic that we were the last two men standing in the ring when we closed down, and we’re some of the last people to stand here in the comeback card. Very befitting. Anyways, Smooth Operator, let me congratulate you on your Intercontinental Title win, your World Tag Title win and on your baby with Kat. I go way back with the Morris family, and you definitely have helped them by becoming a part of their family. Smooth, let me extend my hand. (The fans cheer as Speed extends his hand. Smooth looks at them and looks at Speed and proudly shakes his hand as the fans cheer.) SPEED: OK, with that said, let me go to our new World Champion, Mark Paris. Mark, you have definitely come a long way since you were the bland loudmouth back in the EEMWF days. Guys like you and Payne insist that I was vital to the success of the other. Well, look, my AGW was vital to the success of about 95% of the current roster so that is not even a case. Mark, I like you, we go back a few years also. Yeah, you have an attitude problem and you had a drug problem but I hope you fixed that all. Let me say right now that the AGW does not rise and set on you. The AGW did fine without you, Mark. And I remember one comment where you said that I was your personal luggage bearer which was pretty damn funny. You carried my luggage, and not the other way around but I digress. Look, you’re equally as important to the AGW as every single other wrestler here. You just happen to be a better wrestler and a much better heel than pretty much all of them. Mark, I give the AGW World Title to you. You more than earned it. Welcome back to the league, bud. (Speed hands the World Title to Paris who reluctantly grabs it, feeling that Speed is planning on doing something else. All Speed does is hold his hand out for a handshake. The crowd is still cheering despite Paris being a hated man. Paris VERY reluctantly holds his hand out and they shake each other’s hands once. Then Paris goes to the turnbuckle to show off his new gold. Speed goes back over to Smooth Operator and Jacqueline and pats them on the back.) SPEED: Fans......AGW: Second Coming is officially over. Welcome back to ALL of the returning AGW and VWA superstars. As usual, we will blow the other leagues out of the water. Good night everybody!!! (A closing vignette featuring various highlights of the night’s matches closes out the awesome PPV.) ~~~~~